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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand, jebils dirty little Secret. It's

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Speaker 1: time for your dirty little secret. Remember texting or one

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Speaker 1: of six one, whatever kind of secret you got. If

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Speaker 1: it's dirty, we'll take it. Um, it's time for your

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret. Tells you have a dirty little secret

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Speaker 1: and text in and say you want to tell us

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret. And you can do that and you

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Speaker 1: can say whatever you want. Because everybody remains anonymous, nobody

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Speaker 1: will know who you are. We don't even ask what

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Speaker 1: your name is. So you have a dirty little secret. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's so embarrassing you guys. Okay. So, um, I'm a

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Speaker 1: server at like an ice cream shop coffee shop. Um,

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Speaker 1: and I recently made a really really big mistake at work,

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Speaker 1: on an embarrassing, huge mistake. Okay, So I has to

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Speaker 1: do with food. This can't be good. Yeah, yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: not telling you where I worked. Um. So I have

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Speaker 1: I have a lot of piercings. I have, um, like

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Speaker 1: several Well, I have a lot of piercings. Yeah okay,

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Speaker 1: And obviously they're not allowed at work, and so I

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Speaker 1: have to take them off every time I go in,

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Speaker 1: which is fine. But recently I went to work and

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Speaker 1: I forgot about my tongue piercing. Tongue piercing out for

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Speaker 1: your job too, well, I'm supposed to. Yeah, it's it's

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Speaker 1: like a yeah, one of those places, like a ice

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Speaker 1: cream shop or like fast food places. I mean I

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Speaker 1: used to work as a I used to work in

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Speaker 1: the food service industry. All those places. Man, they go

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Speaker 1: ham on, like no piercings, no tattoos, You gotta look

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Speaker 1: this a certain way. It's ridiculous. Even even a tongue ring,

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Speaker 1: they'll make it take out. Yeah, So I normally have

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Speaker 1: to do that, but I forgot, and I was just

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Speaker 1: trying to keep it sort of under wrapped and like

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Speaker 1: not let it be obvious. But because of that, I

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Speaker 1: was like kind of playing with it a lot and

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Speaker 1: siddling with it, and um, my tongue ring actually fell out,

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Speaker 1: oh like on the ground or in the middle, No,

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Speaker 1: into the milkshake. When the milkshake it was like the

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Speaker 1: milkshake machine, so you know, like with that real deep

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Speaker 1: huge oh no wow. So did you get it out? Um?

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Speaker 1: Not right away? I mean my boss was close by,

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Speaker 1: and I was afraid that it would like get the

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Speaker 1: machine or whatever, and I didn't want to get fired.

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Speaker 1: So I told my boss. I could tell he was

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Speaker 1: like really pissed at me, but we were busy, and

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Speaker 1: he was like, no, no, don't waste the ingredients. Just

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Speaker 1: mix it up and then when you put it in

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Speaker 1: the cup to make sure you like try to line

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Speaker 1: what WHOA? So you went along with it? Oh my god? No,

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Speaker 1: Just did anybody ever find it? Did you get a

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Speaker 1: complaint from a customer? Um? Actually no, we didn't find it. Um,

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Speaker 1: but we didn't hear anything. You know, it was waiting

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Speaker 1: all day and the next day waiting for someone to call,

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Speaker 1: and we really really pissed at us. But um, so

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Speaker 1: someone probably has your tongue ring inside their stomach right now.

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Speaker 1: I mean probably, Well they are eating a tongue ring.

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Speaker 1: Everybody's a milkshake. You could have swallowed it, could have

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Speaker 1: sucked it up through a stroll. I can't No, it's

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Speaker 1: safer than I don't know. I don't know, but yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's well pretty close. You know the fact that your

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Speaker 1: manager told you that to just leave your tongue ring

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Speaker 1: in the milkshaking machine. You got a job for life

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Speaker 1: if you need it. You know. It's the Jebel Show

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Speaker 1: on demand