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Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically

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Speaker 1: crucially important today.

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Speaker 2: On This Is Important, these local grandmas are horny.

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Speaker 3: You have to fuck these grandmas.

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Speaker 4: I took this little boy into a cornfield and shaved

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Speaker 4: his head.

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Speaker 3: You're lucky.

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Speaker 5: I don't stand up and beat your ass. But I

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Speaker 5: have a raging hard on right now.

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Speaker 3: I think I'm covered in fucking booze right now. Bruh,

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Speaker 3: let's go. Holy shit.

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Speaker 4: I love this hot, hot Friday night entergy.

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Speaker 3: Are you you're good? I feel something. I got a

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Speaker 3: pink sock. You all right?

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Speaker 2: When I land in, my butthole came out, Your butthole

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Speaker 2: came out.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god. On he pink socked jumping over a couch.

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Speaker 2: That's actually how it happened the first time in the Olympics.

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Speaker 2: Like in Grease, they were naked and they were doing

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Speaker 2: the hurdles. The guy jumped over this battle came out,

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Speaker 2: came out.

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Speaker 3: You didn't know that I did it? Is that?

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Speaker 2: Go read a book you with literally, son of a

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Speaker 2: bitchp okay, okay.

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Speaker 3: One of the buzz balls exploded.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, sorry about that.

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Speaker 5: That's very bad because I tossed it and uh just

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Speaker 5: ruined this girl's outfit in this area.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she was very sad that I did it. Sorry. Sorry,

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Speaker 3: I think I'm her least favorite carocter.

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Speaker 2: She won these tickets at a radio situation and was like.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Ali should just go. It could be fun.

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Speaker 5: The hair guy is there, the tall one.

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Speaker 3: Man is there, it could be cool. Fucking thing sucks,

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Speaker 3: oh turns out.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, this.

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Speaker 3: Pillow, this pillow is like, what is this fucking pillow?

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Speaker 3: A lot of pillows.

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Speaker 2: We've been working on the pronunciation of Littleville all week

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Speaker 2: and we're nailing it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: We just said, yeah, it just it has to fall

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Speaker 5: out of your mouth.

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Speaker 6: It does tumble Littleville, but you also have to like

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Speaker 6: swallow your l's.

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Speaker 3: You have to a little yeah, yeah, it has to

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Speaker 3: fall Louisville.

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Speaker 5: I will say that I do love a good uh

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Speaker 5: Southern accent, but sure, he said a good one huge

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Speaker 5: supporter of the Southern accent.

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Speaker 3: That woman's eye. Hell yeah, y'all U. But my favorite

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Speaker 3: is dude. I think he's here. He was staying in

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Speaker 3: our hotel.

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Speaker 5: He's like, hey, y'all, naked grandma.

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Speaker 3: Naked grandma with at the show naked Grandma, Grandma. I

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Speaker 3: fucking love that.

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Speaker 5: That was it sounded it kind of it adds like

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Speaker 5: a like a sexual No, it's it's like it classes

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Speaker 5: it up a little bit.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's that's what I meant, the naked Grandma,

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Speaker 3: Nike and Grandma, well, any of them. Even if you're like,

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Speaker 3: that's what payump. Okay, that's stitty offensive.

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Speaker 5: Well you're doing like an old timey South right. Oh,

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Speaker 5: I'm actually offended by what you just ship.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, yeah, I'm actually way offended. Well that's a payomp.

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Speaker 3: Why is your southern person also eighty years old? A payomp?

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Speaker 3: I don't know. That's a that's not how it's.

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Speaker 2: Real.

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Speaker 3: A little bit. We're stove to be here, Yeah, hell yeah?

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Speaker 3: Have you guys what Kentucky? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I haven't meant to Louisville since I was U thirteen

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Speaker 2: Lakeside Aquatic Center. Oh, the swim knowledge goes deep married

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Speaker 2: to maher is in the building.

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Speaker 3: Guys, Wait, what did you just say? Who? I love?

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Speaker 3: It is Louisville. Louisville.

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Speaker 2: There's a six swimming pool here that's built into a

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Speaker 2: rock corry.

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Speaker 3: It's fucking massive.

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Speaker 6: Okay, is the rock cory like functioning or is the

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Speaker 6: old rock cory they retrofitted it?

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Speaker 2: Would that be the word to like make it chlorinated

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Speaker 2: and all that, but it's still a quarry and then

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Speaker 2: they've got like the lane lines.

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Speaker 5: That's the cool part about rock corries is you're like,

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Speaker 5: there's for sure like a rusted out car in there.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and I'm like jumping in and like we

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Speaker 3: could all died, right, Yeah, that's the cool thing. That's

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Speaker 3: my favorite part. Dude.

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Speaker 5: There was a rock corps when I was growing up.

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Speaker 5: You had to walk through a cornfield to get to it.

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Speaker 5: And then there's this huge fucking rock.

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Speaker 4: Cory and we're kids like molested there or something.

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Speaker 3: Wow, we just were talking about how cool they were.

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Speaker 3: Why did you go immediately to children being molested?

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Speaker 5: Well, I'd like to talk about Hollywood, you know, these

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Speaker 5: Hollywood elite.

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Speaker 3: He's like, well, where are you eating babies there? I

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Speaker 3: don't know.

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Speaker 4: When I get think of cornfields, I think of being

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Speaker 4: touched in places I don't want to be touched.

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Speaker 3: Like children of the corn. I don't know where this

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Speaker 3: is coming from. What happened to you as a child

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Speaker 3: with a cobb of corn? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: I know, you always claim, you always claim Iowa, even

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Speaker 5: though I am I was born in Iowa.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you weren't. Okay, debatables debatable, it's not debatable. Wait

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Speaker 3: you yeah, you were not. You were not. It's not debatable. Okay,

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Speaker 3: that's correct. Yes, so what happened in Iowa? My mom

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Speaker 3: schucked my dick. Oh my god, if you seek it,

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Speaker 3: I will come there. All it was like a point

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Speaker 3: in the night. Yes, some points. I appreciate that.

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Speaker 5: There was a like a fifteen foot jump and then

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Speaker 5: a thirty foot jump that's where I really shined.

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Speaker 3: And then like a seventy foot jump. Dude, and kids

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Speaker 3: would like just break their arms and ship, yeah, into water.

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Speaker 3: So there's water in every quarry. I'm sorry, No, there's

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Speaker 3: not in every quarry. Home pit Kyle, Yeah, it's a rock.

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Speaker 4: This was robbed Derdick's house, Dude, the fantasy Factory.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you walk through this cornfield and it's robbed Derdick's

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Speaker 5: Fantasy Factory.

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Speaker 3: Battle of Omaha raft dude. Perfect, guys going, we're going

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Speaker 3: to get this on the seventy fifth drive. Perfect. I

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Speaker 3: guess I just didn't know that there was a water

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Speaker 3: feature in every quarry. You know what did you eat

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Speaker 3: at Merles? Oh mers? See, that's what happens when you

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Speaker 3: try to pander unders. That felt flat, dude. They were

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Speaker 3: all like, no, we see what you're doing saying. I

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Speaker 3: was genuinely asking Kile.

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Speaker 7: What he ate at Merles, and because I just didn't

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Speaker 7: know what he ate at Merles, I tried all their

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Speaker 7: all their vegetarian tacos.

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Speaker 3: It was fucking bomb where I'm at Merles. Honkey donkey

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Speaker 3: earlier d call you guys. Uh see that.

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Speaker 5: I mean, I love drinking and uh, but what does

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Speaker 5: suck about drinking is like today was like a little

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Speaker 5: bit of a wash for Blake and I yes, And

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Speaker 5: I didn't get experience.

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Speaker 3: Daylights, I said daylight.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I didn't really experience a lot of daylight today.

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Speaker 5: It was mostly I went into my hotel room, closed it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, hurled up last night, got pretty flagrant.

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Speaker 3: I have I have wounds. Yeah, this one, why don't you?

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Speaker 3: Why don't you tell them what you did to get

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Speaker 3: that one? Think? What a cornfield? I can't remember. I

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Speaker 3: found myself in a corner field of just shucking day.

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Speaker 3: I got great.

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Speaker 4: I feel like maybe we were watching baseball highlights right

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Speaker 4: before we went to bed or something, and for some reason,

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Speaker 4: I well, who's we Yeah, room, me and my invisible entourage.

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Speaker 3: And we were Indianapolis last night. Yeah, and uh yeah cool. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: three people know it and oh you guys hate Indianapolis

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Speaker 3: and hate Merles.

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Speaker 5: Okay, god, hey, now we know, now we know? And uh,

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Speaker 5: I mean I drank a half a bottle of vodka

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Speaker 5: to my face last night.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, I was like, oh, Adam, what happened

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Speaker 3: to Adam? Just blame it on yeah, blame it on

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Speaker 3: the Henny. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: And I think over the entire night, I probably had

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Speaker 4: four buzzballs and then whatever else was was piled on

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Speaker 3: There was a real buzzball base. Yeah, and we built

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Speaker 5: And the people that caused the buzz ball and they

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Speaker 5: took a sip, they know it's poison and it's it's

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Speaker 5: a bad drink.

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Speaker 3: It's not good. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: A lot of head shaking, like yeah, we didn't want

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Speaker 5: you to throw them out, but you did.

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Speaker 3: You did, and now we have them.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, when I was on my way to go to

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Speaker 4: bed with my invisible entourage, I got in my mind

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Speaker 4: that I wanted to like practice head first slides or

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Speaker 4: something on the concrete on hotel carpet. So that's person.

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Speaker 3: This was in the hallway right. Yeah, I can't remember,

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Speaker 3: but it probably because I did hear it. I heard you.

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Speaker 3: You heard me? Yeah, you like woke me up. They're like, oh,

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Speaker 3: what happened? I liked it? What happened? And he just

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Speaker 3: dove headfirst into the ground. I really was like, am

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Speaker 3: I dreaming this? Or it was blake out there not

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Speaker 3: knowing what happened.

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Speaker 5: Also, Isaac O manager said that you almost got arrested

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Speaker 5: how because yeah, he comes in and he comes into

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Speaker 5: my room today and he.

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Speaker 3: Was like, yeah, so fucking lesson I got away from us,

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Speaker 3: didn't it? And I'm like, no, I mean I yeah.

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Speaker 5: So I just drank a half a bottle of vodka

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Speaker 5: and drunkenly FaceTime my wife.

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Speaker 3: You were very loving. You were on like a loving

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Speaker 3: tip last night.

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Speaker 5: I usually go I usually go pretty lovey y will

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Speaker 5: too much for me, Yeah, I just want to I

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Speaker 5: just want to feel upon my dudes.

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Speaker 3: I wasn't buddy, I got it, but I know sixty nine.

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Speaker 4: We will do you dare us Isaiah to dare you

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Speaker 4: to sixty nine each other in front.

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Speaker 3: Of all these people.

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Speaker 4: Everybody go live on Instagram, so I would for sure

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Speaker 4: be the one.

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Speaker 3: What side down?

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Speaker 5: I don't know if we're standing, because if we were

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Speaker 5: to sixty nine, it'd have to be a standing car

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Speaker 5: wheel sixty nine.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, obviously, now this is pandering. Yeah, girls, I don't know. Yeah, no,

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Speaker 3: that's all good. Yeah, don't it's not a dairy. Didn't

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Speaker 3: even dare us.

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Speaker 5: But so Isaac's like, yeah, so fucking last night kind

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Speaker 5: away from us and I'm like what, what what do

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Speaker 5: you mean? And he was like, yeah, fucking you guys

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Speaker 5: went back home. And then Blake was like I need

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Speaker 5: another drink. And then he's like pounding beers with like

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Speaker 5: chicks with glitter on their tits, and I'm like what

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Speaker 5: And then and then uh, we fucking baled and he

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Speaker 5: just pulls this dick out and starts pissing on the street.

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Speaker 3: Wait stop telling this story.

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Speaker 8: Cleared with our pr people glitter to Isaac, Isaac, hey,

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Speaker 8: this is I wasn't there.

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Speaker 3: I'm just a good job.

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Speaker 5: And then he was like you're going the bushes and

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Speaker 5: You're like, I'm fine here and then uh there's a

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Speaker 3: You know what it is. It's the it's the vanilla

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Speaker 4: It's just everybody's kind of like, y'all's dicks don't work.

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Speaker 3: You lost them? Got themack? You guys, sticks are so

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Speaker 3: Norway sucks.

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Speaker 4: Kentucky rules is from the show Remember when Durs brought

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Speaker 5: Is it?

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Speaker 3: The basketball stadium it's called like the Young Center. Yeah?

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Speaker 5: And that's why you had your own TV show? Yes,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, hey, let's change it. Fuck Paramount pluck.

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Speaker 5: Oh, then Paramount plus would be the best streaming platform ever.

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Speaker 3: a dime, no problem. I have no what's the word morals?

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Speaker 3: It's like that I got you. Hey, Happy Friday the thirteenth.

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Speaker 6: This is a fucking Friday the thirteenth in October. I

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Speaker 3: Ooh, what a spooky factoid. Pretty spooky, isn't that wild?

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Speaker 3: Do you guys fuck with the wait? Do we fuck?

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Speaker 3: Who blaking me?

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Speaker 5: I would say, out of the four of us, the

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Speaker 3: Yeah, broh, yeah, come on, don't don't don't don't say

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Speaker 3: like no to that. Try six, try to sixty ninety.

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Speaker 3: What do you want to do? I want sixty ninety?

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Speaker 3: You got a cartwheel into standing. That's not, by the way, okay,

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Speaker 3: sixty nine. Okay, that is not how you sixty nine.

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Speaker 3: That's a twenty two.

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Speaker 5: That's not that's a catch a wheel barrel right now, bro,

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Speaker 5: that's not a sixty nine at all.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna let you down, gentle that I need a

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Speaker 3: buzz ball. You're good, Get off the Blake. Blake Adam

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Speaker 2: Okay, coach me here, hold bake cartwheel into it and

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Speaker 3: My wig is gonna come off. Car will into it.

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Speaker 3: I'll just face the crowd into it. I'm gonna come

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Speaker 2: Your your hand your first Hey, what's the land right

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Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I kind of gotta get up pretty, don't

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Speaker 3: oh my god, oh my god. I think I'm covering

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Speaker 3: that fucking booze right now. Yeah you doo wow you

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Speaker 3: So if you're listening from home on the pot, I

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Speaker 3: He hasn't had a beer in ten years. Yeah, this

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Speaker 5: Let's see those people, I said, false, stop up pulse.

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Speaker 3: I just sixty nine.

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Speaker 4: Kyle, you could at least show your nipples.

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Speaker 3: Jesus Christ. Yeah, man, I would love also ship that

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Speaker 3: another go one day. I just want to are you okay? Huh?

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Speaker 3: What are you gonna be? I'm chilling live from the

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Speaker 3: floor for you. You trumbled so fast? What happened there?

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Speaker 3: I'm chill.

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Speaker 5: You weren't braced because you know he's gonna wait something.

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Speaker 5: That's the thing, because you acted like you weren't expecting

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Speaker 3: That's the thing that I didn't factor is the weight. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: And I also thought, like, I guess when doing a

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Speaker 3: Well.

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Speaker 6: The thing that I really was thinking about, if you

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Speaker 3: You know, yeah, I'll try. I would try it again

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Speaker 5: If you guys want to know what the Workaholics writer's

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Speaker 3: Not yet? Can we go home? I went to Harvard.

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Speaker 5: I have a young child at home that I would

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Speaker 5: cardwell sixty nine.

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Speaker 3: Yes, We're going to do their standing cardbill sixty nine

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Speaker 3: sixty nine, dude, we're doing it. It's cool. It's not

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but you know what, Jersey, I mean, I could

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Speaker 5: I see the sadness in your eyes. And I would

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Speaker 5: like to make an announcement right here. The Workaholics movie

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and and that sucks. And that sucks. Yeah, that sucks.

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Speaker 3: I agree. It's not that sad.

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Speaker 6: It's not like I think about it all the time

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Well, I mean, to be perfectly honest, we probably wouldn't

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Speaker 3: That's true. We did the movie right. More than that's true. Now,

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Speaker 6: Also, also, hey, one door closes, another one opens.

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Speaker 3: Uh huh.

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Speaker 4: Yes, one one movie gets canceled. I sixty nine my

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Speaker 3: It checks out. It makes sense, dude, I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 3: I didn't hold you stay pissy. I'm just this didn't chatter.

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Speaker 3: Shards were not inserted in orifices. We broke this table

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Speaker 3: for sure, though. Ye hey, but that's just what we do. Yeah, sorry,

440
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:15,400
Speaker 3: Brown Theater. We're crazy. We eat it, dude.

441
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:19,920
Speaker 5: So I just hosted this thing called Adobe Sneaks. Okay, Yeah,

442
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:22,000
Speaker 5: it was weird. It was like a big corporate event

443
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:23,359
Speaker 5: and do you guys know what.

444
00:24:23,359 --> 00:24:30,880
Speaker 3: He's talking about? You it's not even Hollywood. Okay, it's

445
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:31,840
Speaker 3: still come.

446
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:38,960
Speaker 5: But it was in La so they like they like

447
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:41,680
Speaker 5: Tiffany Hattish did it a few years ago and she

448
00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:43,879
Speaker 5: had the movie Night School that just came out, so

449
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:46,520
Speaker 5: it was like all school themed. And Kevin Hart did

450
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:48,560
Speaker 5: it last year and it was whatever movie he was promoting.

451
00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:52,640
Speaker 5: And then they had like all beer and German themed.

452
00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:55,320
Speaker 5: And I did the show for Peacock called Bumper in

453
00:24:55,400 --> 00:25:01,680
Speaker 5: Berlin Okay, yeah, okay, and they canceled it during the

454
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:03,320
Speaker 5: strike like two weeks ago, dudes.

455
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:04,720
Speaker 3: So, and it took me.

456
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:06,880
Speaker 5: I'm like on this stage in front, there's like six

457
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:09,000
Speaker 5: thousand people there, and it took me halfway through the

458
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,760
Speaker 5: show to realize that they built this stage for me

459
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,199
Speaker 5: for Bumper in Berlin, and I'm sitting there like an

460
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:17,560
Speaker 5: asshole with this big stein of beer, and then I go, wait,

461
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:21,560
Speaker 5: is this for Bumper in Berlin? And the girl goes yeah,

462
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:24,600
Speaker 5: and then I go, you know it was canceled, right,

463
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:32,200
Speaker 5: And she's like yeah, and I just grinded the whole

464
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:33,080
Speaker 5: show to the halt.

465
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:37,399
Speaker 3: Yeah right now, right now.

466
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:40,639
Speaker 5: Yeah, Hey dude, Hey, but I just thought it was

467
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:43,320
Speaker 5: so funny that they put so much money into building

468
00:25:43,359 --> 00:25:47,280
Speaker 5: this a very elaborate German set to just this show

469
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:47,840
Speaker 5: was canceled.

470
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:50,440
Speaker 3: They straight up punked you, dude. Yeah, dude.

471
00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:53,600
Speaker 4: They're like, there's a camera there, there's a camera there, there's.

472
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:56,879
Speaker 3: A came there. It was all workaholics. The movie themed

473
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:01,320
Speaker 3: are in cages dancing.

474
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:08,240
Speaker 5: I feel like I don't know if I physically would

475
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:09,720
Speaker 5: have been able to shoot the movie because I've been

476
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:10,840
Speaker 5: in so much pain lately.

477
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:13,080
Speaker 3: We get you there, we'll shoot you up. So, yeah,

478
00:26:13,119 --> 00:26:15,720
Speaker 3: we'll get you just loot me up with some Mexican steroids.

479
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:18,399
Speaker 3: I was like that this is the way something juice

480
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:21,000
Speaker 3: me up. Are the Mexican steroids, the good ones?

481
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:24,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like we were touching pro on Friday

482
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:27,160
Speaker 4: the thirteenth, Were you about to get spooky or something.

483
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,840
Speaker 6: I was just thinking it's Friday thirteenth though, like it's

484
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:31,800
Speaker 6: a special day man, And oh.

485
00:26:33,119 --> 00:26:37,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm about spookiness.

486
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:38,480
Speaker 2: I like it.

487
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:42,080
Speaker 3: I got some spooky shit happened to me to about

488
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:47,000
Speaker 3: this ship. Yeah, so go off. I'm hungry. I leave

489
00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:47,840
Speaker 3: the hotel.

490
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:50,200
Speaker 2: I'm in the elevator, and I got like a tag situation.

491
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:52,000
Speaker 2: So I'm like, let me fix this tag real quick.

492
00:26:52,359 --> 00:26:58,520
Speaker 3: I go across to Merles. I walk like to the bar,

493
00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:01,320
Speaker 3: and I'm kind of like, fucking tag, it's just fucking creeping.

494
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:02,760
Speaker 3: We've all been there.

495
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:06,600
Speaker 2: I sit down at the bar and I still feel

496
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:10,040
Speaker 2: my tag kind of like tickling, and I'm like shaking

497
00:27:10,119 --> 00:27:12,000
Speaker 2: my shirt fucking there.

498
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:14,280
Speaker 3: Like just trying to kick it.

499
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:16,960
Speaker 4: Look at Dirs from Workaholics, just fucking tweaky.

500
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:20,600
Speaker 3: It's real. And so then I sit there.

501
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:26,440
Speaker 2: And then thank you, my prince, and I just feel

502
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:31,160
Speaker 2: like a little tickle and I'm like, I'm like, there's

503
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:35,439
Speaker 2: something in your shirt. Be cool and just excuse yourself

504
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:38,640
Speaker 2: to the restroom, even though there's a creature on your back.

505
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:41,119
Speaker 3: I go into the bathroom, I go into the stall

506
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:45,480
Speaker 3: lock it, take off my hat, put it on the hook, take.

507
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:49,520
Speaker 2: Off my shirt, shake it nothing. But then I go

508
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:52,560
Speaker 2: like this in my hair and a fucking.

509
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:56,520
Speaker 3: Giant like roach type beetle this big dude. Yeah, And

510
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:59,399
Speaker 3: it was said a photo. He sent photo evidence and

511
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:01,920
Speaker 3: it was like any bug I had ever seen. It

512
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:05,120
Speaker 3: might have been like a space creature. Dude.

513
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:07,920
Speaker 5: It was very fucking It also had like it was

514
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:08,560
Speaker 5: kind of sexy.

515
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:12,119
Speaker 3: They had eyelashes. You know, I had something eyelash.

516
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:15,920
Speaker 2: It looked like the female alien from the Explorers movie

517
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:18,120
Speaker 2: with uh Ethan Hawk.

518
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:24,360
Speaker 3: That's she was cute as fuck and had like the eyelashes. Dude.

519
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:27,119
Speaker 3: That ship, that ship had to have been fucking wild.

520
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:28,119
Speaker 3: It was weird.

521
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:28,920
Speaker 5: It was.

522
00:28:29,119 --> 00:28:31,760
Speaker 3: It was weird one time. I remember when I was

523
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:33,920
Speaker 3: a kid, this happened. This is real. I had a

524
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:36,639
Speaker 3: we had a toy room. It wasn't on Friday thirteenth.

525
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:38,800
Speaker 6: But it has to do with bugs and you know,

526
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:43,360
Speaker 6: hidden bugs, Like it's a it's a classic hidden bug story.

527
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:48,320
Speaker 3: But this isn't. So this isn't really spooky at all.

528
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:51,280
Speaker 3: It's gross. It's just like it's a hidden bug story.

529
00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:58,000
Speaker 6: I left Crispies, I left Rice crispies out in the

530
00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:01,120
Speaker 6: toy room, like my toy room, you know. And so

531
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:03,720
Speaker 6: the next day I went in there and I was like, Okay,

532
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:06,600
Speaker 6: I'm gonna fucking grab a handful of rice crispies.

533
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:09,640
Speaker 3: An eight year old says, fucking give me a yeah,

534
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:11,440
Speaker 3: let me get a handful of rice. Just put the

535
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:14,200
Speaker 3: whole thing in my mouth. No, noum number yeah, yeah,

536
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:15,560
Speaker 3: that's how you eat. Yeah. I went no, no, no,

537
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:16,440
Speaker 3: no number yeah.

538
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:17,960
Speaker 6: And then I grab again. I look down and the

539
00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:19,520
Speaker 6: rice crispies are fucking moving.

540
00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:25,680
Speaker 3: Wait a minute, lice crispies. It was it was it

541
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:31,120
Speaker 3: was magot. It was maggots, dude. It was like I cried.

542
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:35,480
Speaker 3: I called my mom. Why stopping a bitch to like

543
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:38,760
Speaker 3: meat and stuff? Why were maggots eating the rice crispies. See,

544
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:41,040
Speaker 3: this is where I don't know. All's fucking lying, dude.

545
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:42,760
Speaker 3: Don't try to make up a story. Did you just

546
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:46,320
Speaker 3: make up a hidden bug story? Dudeyeah, I would never

547
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:49,280
Speaker 3: make up a hidden bug story. It's a sacred I

548
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:52,240
Speaker 3: have a huge allegiance to hidden bug stories. Bud stories

549
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:55,000
Speaker 3: are sacred, your favorite kind of stories. I'm not making

550
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:57,760
Speaker 3: that up. I eight maggots a child. Did you like it?

551
00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:00,560
Speaker 4: Because they kind of say, like, we're gonna have to

552
00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:04,880
Speaker 4: start eating bugs as our meals because protein.

553
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:07,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, like the Honestly, I don't remember. I think the

554
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:13,800
Speaker 3: rice crispies were better. You know. I feel like hidden

555
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:16,600
Speaker 3: bug stories. Yeah, that's growing in your hair.

556
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:19,080
Speaker 4: I've had lice a lot.

557
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:22,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it more than twice.

558
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:26,680
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Oh yeah, you shave your head when that

559
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:27,400
Speaker 5: shit happens.

560
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:30,240
Speaker 3: No, you like shampoo. You have to comb it through.

561
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:33,400
Speaker 3: Remember you had the fucking lice comb? No, I don't remember.

562
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:35,960
Speaker 3: You don't remember that. Did you never have lice? Yeah?

563
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:40,440
Speaker 3: These are hidden bug stories. These are classic universal hidden

564
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:45,040
Speaker 3: bug stories. Well I've never had how have you had

565
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:45,920
Speaker 3: not had lice?

566
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:47,560
Speaker 4: Rules?

567
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:51,800
Speaker 6: But when lice is in your class as a kid,

568
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:55,560
Speaker 6: everybody gets lce. No, yes, because they jumped from head

569
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:55,960
Speaker 6: to head.

570
00:30:56,280 --> 00:31:02,120
Speaker 3: They Okay, how many people have had lice? Yeah, okay,

571
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:04,680
Speaker 3: it's not It's not as much as I would if here.

572
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:07,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, so about thirty people in the crowd of two

573
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:09,800
Speaker 5: thousand I have had lies.

574
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:16,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, so black. So we're finding that you two are

575
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:20,480
Speaker 3: the dirteys. Is that a lot? Well? You, to be fair,

576
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:22,320
Speaker 3: your mom worked at a daycare.

577
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:25,840
Speaker 4: Had a daycare and there was a one There was

578
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:27,600
Speaker 4: this one kid, Elijah.

579
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:33,560
Speaker 3: I knew I was biggie dude.

580
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:39,040
Speaker 4: Elijah always had lives. Dude, this joy is we would

581
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:43,800
Speaker 4: shave that motherfucker's head. We made him, We made his

582
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:45,240
Speaker 4: parents come over and like burn.

583
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:47,920
Speaker 3: You would shave this little boy's head. And that's another

584
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,440
Speaker 3: thing you could do if you didn't want to come.

585
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:52,240
Speaker 3: You're in a cornfield. This might explain everything. This explains

586
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:52,640
Speaker 3: it at all.

587
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:56,040
Speaker 4: I took this little boy into a cornfield and shaved

588
00:31:56,080 --> 00:32:01,000
Speaker 4: his head. No, we we we would like burn his pillowcases.

589
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:04,920
Speaker 3: What what it sounds like you just bullied a life. Yeah.

590
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:08,040
Speaker 5: You can also just throw pillow take him down the

591
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:09,120
Speaker 5: stairs and.

592
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:13,280
Speaker 3: I would write bitch on all of his clothes.

593
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:15,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd be like someday, I'm going to talk about

594
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:19,040
Speaker 2: this on a national podcast National International.

595
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:23,480
Speaker 3: Dude. Yeah, dude, I don't know though.

596
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:28,080
Speaker 4: It's every like seriously, every day he came to the house,

597
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:30,080
Speaker 4: there were fucking bugs jumping on his head.

598
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:32,640
Speaker 3: So you know you never cut your hair? Though? Did

599
00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:35,240
Speaker 3: you do the comb? Is that I did do the comb?

600
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:37,760
Speaker 3: Five hot oil? I couldn't.

601
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:40,480
Speaker 6: Yeah, I remember doing the comb and it hurt like

602
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:42,400
Speaker 6: a motherfucker. I think I've told you guys.

603
00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:47,600
Speaker 3: This regular comb it was it's like a person.

604
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:51,960
Speaker 6: These are hidden bugs. But I remember my mom combed

605
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,520
Speaker 6: me and it hurt so bad. I fucking punched her, dude. Yeah,

606
00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:57,240
Speaker 6: I've told you guys that.

607
00:32:57,560 --> 00:33:00,640
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, you've told us a lot of my stories.

608
00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:05,480
Speaker 3: You physically abusing your mother because you were covered in bugs.

609
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:10,960
Speaker 3: These are hidden yeah, and she's like, go eat your maggots. No,

610
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:13,400
Speaker 3: she fucking knocked me out.

611
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:16,800
Speaker 2: Do you think maybe I lay cereal in the playroom

612
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:18,760
Speaker 2: and she switched it out with maggots and it was like,

613
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:19,840
Speaker 2: this is your punishment.

614
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:23,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, like I'm gonna punk this whole Do you think

615
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:25,840
Speaker 6: that my mom premeditated that whole situation?

616
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:29,680
Speaker 3: Well, you regular meditated. Yeah, she was meditating. She didn't

617
00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:31,200
Speaker 3: even like pre think about it. And she was like,

618
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:33,720
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do this and she I mean, maybe my

619
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:36,000
Speaker 3: mom's crafty like that. She could teach me a lot.

620
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:37,880
Speaker 3: Punched her in the tit she was trying to get

621
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:39,400
Speaker 3: back to you. I didn't punch her t dude. I

622
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:42,240
Speaker 3: punched her in the face. No, it was the arm.

623
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:44,400
Speaker 3: It was the arm the face in the arm. I

624
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:45,080
Speaker 3: punched her heart.

625
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:47,120
Speaker 4: I don't know what's real with you? What in the

626
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:49,280
Speaker 4: Friday the thirteenth is happening.

627
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:53,160
Speaker 3: Ky Friday? Well, I don't have any hidden bugs store.

628
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:53,840
Speaker 3: I guess I do have.

629
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:58,440
Speaker 5: When I was showering once and I looked down and

630
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:00,400
Speaker 5: I hadn't been home for a few on so I

631
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:03,520
Speaker 5: was off shooting something and I came home and there

632
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:05,840
Speaker 5: was a fucking scorpion.

633
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:08,880
Speaker 3: Oh, dude, because in California.

634
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:11,279
Speaker 5: So I crawled up through the drain and I'm butt

635
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:14,600
Speaker 5: ass naked, you know, because I'm taking a shower, and uh,

636
00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:16,759
Speaker 5: and there was it was a baby one, dude. And

637
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:19,280
Speaker 5: they're like more poisonous, right, Yeah.

638
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:21,600
Speaker 3: I can't remember if they're poisonous or venomous. But go on,

639
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:29,480
Speaker 3: I think Rep Whiskey Bourbon. Let me do my thing. Man, Well,

640
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:31,719
Speaker 3: you sound like an idiot. Yeah I know, but yeah,

641
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:34,440
Speaker 3: I know, I know. And it was he was all

642
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:36,879
Speaker 3: fucking all perched up, dude.

643
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 5: And then I had I had my fucking old spice

644
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:44,000
Speaker 5: body washed the big, big red fucking thing, and I

645
00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:48,600
Speaker 5: fucking direct smashed it, dude. Yeah, I didn't like go

646
00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:51,520
Speaker 5: down and smash it. I went and I bumped back

647
00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:53,640
Speaker 5: and spiked the body wash down.

648
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:58,399
Speaker 2: Well you're you're a good hunter, You're a great und

649
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:01,279
Speaker 2: You just scream to the the heavens like.

650
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:04,080
Speaker 3: It was way bitchier.

651
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:08,400
Speaker 5: Okay, yes, it was like a squeal because because I

652
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:13,080
Speaker 5: thought I was facing my death, you know, right, Yeah.

653
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:16,680
Speaker 4: That's really scary what this was in Los Angeles? Yeah,

654
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:21,000
Speaker 4: my Hollywood, we have scorpions there. Yeah, yeah, definitely freaking sick. Dude,

655
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:24,000
Speaker 4: scorpions are scary.

656
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:26,719
Speaker 3: I've never seen you grew up there. I've never seen

657
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:27,360
Speaker 3: a scorpion.

658
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:30,200
Speaker 5: You've never seen a score. Remember, did you go outside

659
00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:32,759
Speaker 5: much or no? I just play video games.

660
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:36,520
Speaker 3: I think Justin used to catch them at church camp.

661
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:41,399
Speaker 3: Do you remember that you would catch them? Who's Justin Friday? Yeah?

662
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:44,239
Speaker 4: Anyway, I thought that was craw crawdads.

663
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:48,800
Speaker 3: Oh well crawdads? Yeah all day? Yeah did you guys?

664
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:50,959
Speaker 2: So they were telling me the other day that after

665
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:53,600
Speaker 2: school they would go out and catch craw dads.

666
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:57,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, with hot dogs. Did other people do this? You know?

667
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:01,880
Speaker 3: I got a like redo my childhood. I guess, Well,

668
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:04,480
Speaker 3: you were a little city kid. You were like graffeiting

669
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:07,800
Speaker 3: stuff and like defacing public property.

670
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:11,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, I was just I was throwing a lot

671
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:14,279
Speaker 5: of rocks at cars. That was kind of my Yeah,

672
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:21,480
Speaker 5: you guys too, super rocks at cars.

673
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:25,440
Speaker 3: And is a crawdad just a big shrimp or a

674
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:29,759
Speaker 3: small lobster crawd Did you ask if the crawdad was

675
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:35,799
Speaker 3: a shrimp an animal? It's a crayfish, I know, but.

676
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:38,600
Speaker 2: Like that's like a Is that the thing they crawled

677
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:40,080
Speaker 2: into Neo's belly button?

678
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:42,440
Speaker 3: Yes? Similar, that's all you have to do. But they

679
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:44,520
Speaker 3: have like they have pins. So where do you catch

680
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:48,160
Speaker 3: these crawdads? The same place where you get lice? And

681
00:36:48,239 --> 00:36:49,759
Speaker 3: where were the moms.

682
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:51,839
Speaker 5: Hair?

683
00:36:52,719 --> 00:36:53,960
Speaker 3: It's Elijah's backyard.

684
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:57,520
Speaker 5: You just picked through Eliza's hair and it was just coveredrawdad.

685
00:36:57,760 --> 00:36:58,399
Speaker 3: Holy ship.

686
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:02,040
Speaker 4: Now there's just in little like creeks and stuff.

687
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:06,000
Speaker 3: You say creek or creek, We say we got some cres.

688
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:09,560
Speaker 4: Okay, waits here are all like, are you guys fucking

689
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:09,800
Speaker 4: with me?

690
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:10,720
Speaker 3: People say crick.

691
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:15,719
Speaker 6: Yeah, we don't say, we don't say, we don't say

692
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:16,799
Speaker 6: we don't don't.

693
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:20,160
Speaker 4: But I'm actually gonna start saying crick because that's fucking cool.

694
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:26,480
Speaker 3: What part of to ease makes if you got to

695
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:27,000
Speaker 3: question it?

696
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:29,359
Speaker 5: If you gotta ask question it because if you say

697
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:31,719
Speaker 5: whiskey instead of bourbon, they'll have your ass.

698
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:36,120
Speaker 3: With the crek. The rest of the country says, creek.

699
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:38,480
Speaker 3: Do you say you have a creek in your neck?

700
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:40,080
Speaker 3: You flip it?

701
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:40,640
Speaker 2: Oh?

702
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:45,200
Speaker 3: Do you flip it? He does thumbs up.

703
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:50,879
Speaker 5: I'm believing anything this white wizard has to say, no doubt, Yeah,

704
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:51,720
Speaker 5: no doubt.

705
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:57,000
Speaker 3: Absolutely, I'm believing in you, buddy. Whoa, You guys are

706
00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:00,160
Speaker 3: having a moment. Yeah, that's cool, that's what this is

707
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:03,040
Speaker 3: all about. Standing krtwell sixty nine? What's up? That's good?

708
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:04,560
Speaker 3: Do you want to give it a go? Yeah? Yeah,

709
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,600
Speaker 3: you want to know? You are? I know you are.

710
00:38:08,239 --> 00:38:10,000
Speaker 5: I would break every bone in my body if I

711
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:10,800
Speaker 5: standy Cartwell.

712
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:13,680
Speaker 3: It turns out it's harder than you think.

713
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:17,800
Speaker 5: Well, Kyle, I mean, admittedly I was really happy that

714
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:20,280
Speaker 5: you did it, but that was a bad showing.

715
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:24,520
Speaker 3: Okay, I've already said I know my my thigh hurts.

716
00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:28,200
Speaker 6: Your hearts of my body that are actually like throbbing

717
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:30,480
Speaker 6: right now, don't say that in public?

718
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:36,640
Speaker 3: What you dude? You gotta Yeah, what is that age?

719
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:38,960
Speaker 3: Engage athletic stance?

720
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:41,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what I was doing that, But I told

721
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:43,160
Speaker 6: you I tried to lift them up to get the

722
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:45,640
Speaker 6: bee hole close to my m my mouth.

723
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:49,919
Speaker 3: Do you do you eat the bee hole?

724
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:53,640
Speaker 5: CLO's going to spell out mouth.

725
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:58,080
Speaker 3: I didn't. I couldn't remember it. Spell Kyle, do you

726
00:38:58,280 --> 00:38:59,640
Speaker 3: get nervous? Almost spelled?

727
00:38:59,719 --> 00:39:02,800
Speaker 5: It was. It was like when you were in school

728
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:04,320
Speaker 5: and you had to go to the white board or

729
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:06,640
Speaker 5: the chalkboard or whatever, and you were like, fuck me.

730
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:12,719
Speaker 3: A fucking mouth. I can't spell anything correctly, dude.

731
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:14,719
Speaker 5: I was so bad at spelling that when I would

732
00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:18,920
Speaker 5: get called up to, uh do the whiteboard in high school,

733
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:21,000
Speaker 5: I would say I can't because I have a boner.

734
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:26,680
Speaker 3: You would say that amazing, really amazing, and they let

735
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:30,759
Speaker 3: it go. Dude. They're just like, okay, okay, that's a

736
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:31,840
Speaker 3: natural occurrence.

737
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:37,400
Speaker 4: Fair enough, and I'm just checking back in Adam, is

738
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:39,160
Speaker 4: your is your boner down yet?

739
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:42,319
Speaker 3: I would do something similar. I would say I can't.

740
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:45,719
Speaker 2: I give everyone boners, yeah, and they'd be like, that's okay,

741
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:46,800
Speaker 2: it's a natural occurrence.

742
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:49,759
Speaker 4: So every time you were called upon, you would be

743
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:53,080
Speaker 4: every time it was mostly English class because I was

744
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:54,920
Speaker 4: so bad at spelling.

745
00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:57,920
Speaker 5: I still am, like, it's really embarrassing because I I'm

746
00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:00,440
Speaker 5: I'm a writer. You know, I write a all the time.

747
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:04,880
Speaker 5: But my notebooks are like Chloe's like, you should be embarrassed.

748
00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:08,680
Speaker 5: My wife is like, these are actually embarrassing.

749
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:11,239
Speaker 3: But based on the Q and A questions we got

750
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:15,440
Speaker 3: from you guys also non great at spelling. Yeah, and

751
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:18,640
Speaker 3: that's okay. It's our generation you spell check.

752
00:40:18,719 --> 00:40:21,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, we grew up with spell check, with clip Clippy,

753
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:22,839
Speaker 2: the little Microsoft.

754
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:24,879
Speaker 3: Is he here?

755
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:31,839
Speaker 4: God damn, I wish there were more things I could

756
00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:33,800
Speaker 4: get out of by just saying I can't do it.

757
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:38,279
Speaker 3: I've got a boner. I promise you you can get

758
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:42,080
Speaker 3: out of everything with God anything, Hey, anything. We watched

759
00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:43,600
Speaker 3: my kid for a second. Well, I go run in

760
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:46,120
Speaker 3: the bathroom. I'm at six Flags. I can't. I got

761
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:49,520
Speaker 3: a boner. That's okay, that's okay, that's alright, that's okay,

762
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:57,840
Speaker 3: that's fine. It's it is universal license and registration. I'm sorry, officer,

763
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:02,040
Speaker 3: I've got a boner. Okay, the dick was driving as

764
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:02,439
Speaker 3: you work.

765
00:41:03,239 --> 00:41:04,799
Speaker 4: I'm gonna need you to get out of the car.

766
00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:10,480
Speaker 4: I don't think that's happening, that, officer. I have a

767
00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:12,160
Speaker 4: raging hard on the.

768
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:15,160
Speaker 2: Only time it doesn't work is when they go insane,

769
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:20,919
Speaker 2: right and you're like touchet, Yeah, just some fucking cool

770
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,320
Speaker 2: cop who's like prove it.

771
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, cool cop.

772
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:26,759
Speaker 2: I was.

773
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:31,200
Speaker 3: Just like a hero cop. Got a cop, you would

774
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:31,480
Speaker 3: be like.

775
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:35,160
Speaker 5: The holdest cop that you can imagine. Wanted to see

776
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:35,919
Speaker 5: your hard dick?

777
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:39,080
Speaker 10: Man?

778
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:50,640
Speaker 3: Have you guys? Did you guys happen to look at

779
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:55,440
Speaker 3: porn hump in in Kentucky? Yet? I spent a lot

780
00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:59,520
Speaker 3: of time in my hotel room today. Interesting, we're gonna

781
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:01,680
Speaker 3: go to lunch. It's just this guy going like, uh,

782
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:09,640
Speaker 3: it's like they're just selling you eat.

783
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:13,680
Speaker 5: It's like chronic cannabis delivery service or something.

784
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:17,959
Speaker 3: Yeah, we know, is we legal here? That fucking sucks.

785
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:26,640
Speaker 3: I'm sorry it was it was Kentucky specific. That shit sucks. Wait,

786
00:42:26,719 --> 00:42:28,160
Speaker 3: what's delta Delta eight is.

787
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:31,320
Speaker 6: One of the other like cannabinoidoles or whatever they and

788
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:33,240
Speaker 6: then you smoking it just gives you a headache?

789
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:35,840
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah it does not. I thought you said you

790
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:38,239
Speaker 3: smoke it and jizz gives you a headache, And I

791
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:42,040
Speaker 3: was like, what whoa, that's all you can think of.

792
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:45,040
Speaker 6: That's like if you jizz too much, you're trying to

793
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:47,400
Speaker 6: stop jizzing. It's like it gives you a headache.

794
00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:54,000
Speaker 3: Yeah. God, that's guy's way. You're saying your isn't too much? Yeah, yeah,

795
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:55,680
Speaker 3: that's evolution.

796
00:42:58,239 --> 00:43:00,920
Speaker 4: Wait, so Delta aid is not a weed, it's like

797
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:02,160
Speaker 4: synthetic or something.

798
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:04,560
Speaker 3: Well, no, it's not synthetic. There's just all different parts

799
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:05,680
Speaker 3: of this has a lot about it.

800
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:06,080
Speaker 2: What is it?

801
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:11,080
Speaker 5: Died Died diar weed and White Wizard?

802
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:15,680
Speaker 3: Do you know anything about Delta eight? Yes? He does, okay?

803
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:16,759
Speaker 3: And is it good?

804
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:17,680
Speaker 2: No?

805
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:20,680
Speaker 3: All right, so that's the side I'm on. It probably

806
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:25,279
Speaker 3: just and this came upon an advertisement on porn hub. Yeah,

807
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:27,960
Speaker 3: it was like, I mean it was a is that?

808
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:32,839
Speaker 3: What is that? How I saying like I'll deliver weed?

809
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,719
Speaker 5: I thought it was weed, but it must have been

810
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:39,080
Speaker 5: Delta aid And he's in a like a farm with

811
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:40,200
Speaker 5: tons of weed plants.

812
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:43,200
Speaker 3: Is video or video? You know how they have their

813
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:45,200
Speaker 3: like little commercials before the videos.

814
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:48,279
Speaker 5: Like you have to fuck this grandma, usually like a

815
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:51,479
Speaker 5: weird anime porn of like girls porn video.

816
00:43:52,719 --> 00:43:56,120
Speaker 2: That's what shows up. You have to fuck this grandma

817
00:43:57,160 --> 00:44:03,120
Speaker 2: is a real commercial. Really yeah, but grandma's are horny.

818
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:04,680
Speaker 2: You have to fuck these grandma's.

819
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:11,000
Speaker 3: It's like a game. Grandma, dude, naked grandma. Oh yeah,

820
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:15,000
Speaker 3: n your grandma. Nake your grandma, make your grandma.

821
00:44:15,239 --> 00:44:21,000
Speaker 4: But anyway, so you your born of algorithm is fake

822
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:24,320
Speaker 4: weed ANDRS is you grandma's grandma?

823
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:30,240
Speaker 5: I mean my algorithm, Well, now my algorithm, my Instagram

824
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:33,120
Speaker 5: algorithm is so fucked up, dude. It's and I've said this,

825
00:44:33,239 --> 00:44:37,279
Speaker 5: it's teenagers fighting in classrooms, like fighting their teachers, and

826
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:39,320
Speaker 5: now it's just cute babies.

827
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:41,759
Speaker 3: And it's been that way for a while. But we

828
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:44,080
Speaker 3: just announced that my wife and I are pregnant. It's

829
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:48,520
Speaker 3: so it's tight. We're very excited, but.

830
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:52,440
Speaker 5: Dude, I love a thumbs down. We don't get a

831
00:44:52,440 --> 00:45:02,440
Speaker 5: lot of those fuck your future kid world, so we're, uh,

832
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:05,319
Speaker 5: we're expecting. So but you know, you you look at

833
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:07,719
Speaker 5: like photos of cute kids when you're you know, you're

834
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:11,360
Speaker 5: planning for your at least I do. Dude, we're not.

835
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:16,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, So I was still thinking time before because she's

836
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:18,440
Speaker 3: like halfway down with the pregnancy.

837
00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:20,879
Speaker 5: So and we just announced, right, so there's like four

838
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:24,160
Speaker 5: months of my algorithm starting to show me like fucking

839
00:45:24,239 --> 00:45:25,879
Speaker 5: cute kids doing sane, funny things.

840
00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:28,960
Speaker 3: And dude, I've gotten so many weird.

841
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:34,000
Speaker 5: Looks because looking I'm looking at children just on Instagram.

842
00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 2: On an airplane from behind, They're just like creeping through

843
00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:37,360
Speaker 2: the seats seeing it.

844
00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:39,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, a lot of weird looks.

845
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:41,600
Speaker 5: And then the next video is just teenagers beating the

846
00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:42,520
Speaker 5: ship out of their teacher.

847
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:48,960
Speaker 3: Dude, that's interesting. That's interesting. Fatherhood prep right there, Yeah,

848
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:52,160
Speaker 3: like that's real. Yeah, did you ever? Did you ever

849
00:45:52,239 --> 00:45:56,839
Speaker 3: fight a teacher? If any of us teachers, for sure,

850
00:45:57,160 --> 00:45:57,600
Speaker 3: if any.

851
00:45:57,480 --> 00:45:59,839
Speaker 4: Of us fought a teacher teacher, it's definitely Kyle.

852
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:05,120
Speaker 3: My mom was a substitute teacher. Okay, okay, so technically yeah,

853
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:08,280
Speaker 3: for sure. But I never rattled the cage of a teacher.

854
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:12,120
Speaker 3: No way, man, I didn't do that. So I was

855
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:15,000
Speaker 3: asking about fighting, but you rattled the cave. I thought

856
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:17,759
Speaker 3: it sound cool. It didn't sound cool. Yeah, all right,

857
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:18,640
Speaker 3: so let me have it.

858
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:23,120
Speaker 2: Did you like if your teacher's name was like mister Jackson,

859
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:26,920
Speaker 2: did you go mister Jackson and you thought that was

860
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:27,960
Speaker 2: like rattling the cage?

861
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:30,920
Speaker 3: No, I guess I push was what I was thinking.

862
00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:33,440
Speaker 6: You pushed a teacher, Like I said, I never rattled

863
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:36,680
Speaker 6: the cage, and I and I you never never rattled

864
00:46:36,719 --> 00:46:37,640
Speaker 6: the cage of a teacher.

865
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:42,200
Speaker 4: Dude, I was like, I would fucking fight you, mister Miller,

866
00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:44,800
Speaker 4: but I've got a fucking boner. So you're lucky.

867
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:48,399
Speaker 3: You're lucky. You're lucky to stand up and beat your ass.

868
00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:51,759
Speaker 3: But I have a raging hard right now this and

869
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:52,479
Speaker 3: I know it's.

870
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:56,320
Speaker 4: Not going down anytime soon, but if it did, I

871
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:57,480
Speaker 4: would fuck you up.

872
00:46:57,680 --> 00:46:57,879
Speaker 5: Dude.

873
00:46:57,920 --> 00:46:59,480
Speaker 3: That is such a good way to get out of

874
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:01,920
Speaker 3: a fight. Like, if any kids are listening to.

875
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:04,000
Speaker 5: This podcast, and I hope they are because we're giving

876
00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:07,359
Speaker 5: so many so much good advice, that's such a good

877
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:09,480
Speaker 5: way to get out of a fight. Like in high school,

878
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:11,480
Speaker 5: someone's like, you want to fucking go, and you're like.

879
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:13,920
Speaker 3: Well I would, but I've got a raging heart on

880
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:14,400
Speaker 3: right now.

881
00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:18,799
Speaker 5: My dick is super hard right now. But as soon

882
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:20,080
Speaker 5: as it's done, I'll beat your ass.

883
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:22,560
Speaker 3: And everyone's like, you just get kicked in the face.

884
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:28,440
Speaker 3: Now you want to go right now? Now? Well?

885
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:31,879
Speaker 5: What sucks about like you can't fight anymore because people

886
00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:36,440
Speaker 5: actually train. This is true, Yeah, more like mma fighters

887
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:38,920
Speaker 5: now than just like the average guy is just like

888
00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:40,279
Speaker 5: fucking choking people out.

889
00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:40,440
Speaker 3: Now.

890
00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:42,720
Speaker 5: When we were kids, it was just that one weirdo,

891
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:47,440
Speaker 5: not even weirdo, just I mean my buddy Dave who

892
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:51,279
Speaker 5: just like was the karate master, Like we all went

893
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:53,120
Speaker 5: to baseball and he's just in his garage.

894
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:58,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we had at our school. His name was Joey,

895
00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:01,120
Speaker 4: and he loved to.

896
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:03,600
Speaker 5: Know what's your one homie that's always in the John

897
00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:04,720
Speaker 5: Claude Van Dam splits.

898
00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:10,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, but Josh, Josh, Josh was like actually in karate.

899
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:13,960
Speaker 4: Joey just wore steel toe boots and fucking loved to

900
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:14,680
Speaker 4: shadow ki.

901
00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:17,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, Joey showed up to kindergarten with a helmet and

902
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:20,840
Speaker 6: a whip and he put it in his cubby and

903
00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:23,080
Speaker 6: he was like, so he did, wouldn't him.

904
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:28,360
Speaker 3: He came with a weapon. He just grew up different.

905
00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:30,879
Speaker 3: We just grew up different, dude. Yeah, you guys were

906
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:33,359
Speaker 3: in a crick grabbing crawdads.

907
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:38,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, a helmet and we're all just eating lice out

908
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:42,160
Speaker 4: of each other's hair. This dude's just fucking kicking our heads.

909
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:44,880
Speaker 3: Off of steel toe boots. He was the guy who

910
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,360
Speaker 3: ran the curtain for the plays and he was scared.

911
00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:50,280
Speaker 3: That was like it worked out. He was so serious

912
00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:51,080
Speaker 3: about fucking.

913
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:59,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, Yeah, he'd be in place before. As soon

914
00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:01,800
Speaker 4: as the fucking the bows were done, he was like,

915
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:04,320
Speaker 4: I just did that.

916
00:49:04,719 --> 00:49:09,920
Speaker 3: If he could, he would jump. Dude, Hey, I just

917
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:11,440
Speaker 3: did it way more committed, and you did it like

918
00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:14,880
Speaker 3: kind of like you can have those points. But it

919
00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:17,160
Speaker 3: reminds me of the dude we went to go see

920
00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:18,960
Speaker 3: the Labyrinth. This is like ten years ago. We went

921
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:20,719
Speaker 3: to a movie theater to go see the Labyrinth, and

922
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:25,080
Speaker 3: the dude, yeah, fuck yeah, the Labyrinth rocks if it

923
00:49:25,239 --> 00:49:26,360
Speaker 3: was so sick in the theater.

924
00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:30,319
Speaker 2: The dude who ran like the theater and picked the movies, uh,

925
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:34,560
Speaker 2: came out, introduced the movie and then he also was in.

926
00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:35,880
Speaker 3: Charge of the projector.

927
00:49:36,239 --> 00:49:38,000
Speaker 2: So he like goes Labyrinth, think you for coming out,

928
00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:41,120
Speaker 2: and then he grabs his giant thing of keys.

929
00:49:41,239 --> 00:49:45,320
Speaker 3: And b lines it up the fucking thing like Shinobi style.

930
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:49,719
Speaker 2: It was so good, but like really probably doesn't run

931
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:53,200
Speaker 2: ever except for when he gets to the projector and

932
00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:55,000
Speaker 2: it was he was from Beat the Geek.

933
00:49:55,239 --> 00:49:57,560
Speaker 3: He was from the Geek. You could tell he was

934
00:49:57,640 --> 00:50:00,360
Speaker 3: a major ner. What does Beat the Geek? Yeah? What

935
00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:04,840
Speaker 3: was a Comedy Central show I believe where it was

936
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:05,799
Speaker 3: a trivia show.

937
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:09,399
Speaker 4: Yeah, you would compete against certain geeks, like there would

938
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:11,360
Speaker 4: be a Star Wars gig the White Wizard.

939
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:13,960
Speaker 3: No, it was actually one of the gig movie geek

940
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:16,600
Speaker 3: music giek TV G. This guy was the movie. He

941
00:50:16,719 --> 00:50:18,760
Speaker 3: was the movie gig. Yeah, so I kind of was bugging.

942
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:21,200
Speaker 3: I was like, that's the dude. Yeah, it was like starstruck.

943
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:23,960
Speaker 3: It was he ran and I was like, oh, this

944
00:50:24,040 --> 00:50:28,960
Speaker 3: guy's a yeah, but he was on the show. He's

945
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:30,840
Speaker 3: claiming it. You know, it's pretty cool. But he's not

946
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:33,080
Speaker 3: saying he's an athlete. No, of course not.

947
00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:37,640
Speaker 4: But his key person, his keys were like it was massive.

948
00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:41,280
Speaker 4: Like the way he ran was just like fucking like football.

949
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:44,040
Speaker 3: Way faster, way more serious. We weren't committed it. It

950
00:50:44,239 --> 00:50:46,879
Speaker 3: was it was way faster, way more serious. And I'll

951
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:52,160
Speaker 3: do it everybody. You're gonna watch The Labyrinth and enjoy

952
00:50:52,239 --> 00:50:52,520
Speaker 3: the show.

953
00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:57,480
Speaker 4: That's kind of that's kind of a high step though.

954
00:50:57,360 --> 00:51:00,360
Speaker 3: That Actually I'm gonna do better. Better, got to do

955
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:03,680
Speaker 3: the announcement to good job, Kyle, Did I do it good?

956
00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:05,320
Speaker 2: Because you have to, like the whole body has to

957
00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:08,560
Speaker 2: turn into so thank you for coming out. You're now

958
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:11,920
Speaker 2: going to watch Jim Haatson's The Labyrinth thank you.

959
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:15,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

960
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:25,480
Speaker 6: Points yes, physical points, physical point yes.

961
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:33,200
Speaker 5: Nice dude, what are admittedly better than the movie? And

962
00:51:33,320 --> 00:51:35,160
Speaker 5: I know you guys love the Labyrinth? But that was

963
00:51:35,239 --> 00:51:39,239
Speaker 5: a great a run. Well yeah, that was that was cool.

964
00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:42,560
Speaker 4: What are your pants? By the way, there's they're really sexy.

965
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:45,480
Speaker 3: So I'm forty two, I'm forty two years old. I

966
00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:50,680
Speaker 3: notice you're really leaning into fun, weird choose and dad pants.

967
00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:55,359
Speaker 3: When you turn forty two and you're forty two, dude,

968
00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:59,600
Speaker 3: Jesus Christ, easy nugging grandma. Yeah, that's wild. It sucks

969
00:51:59,640 --> 00:51:59,880
Speaker 3: that you.

970
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:03,080
Speaker 5: Turned forty in the pandemic and we didn't really get

971
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:04,759
Speaker 5: its celebrated and the way I wanted to.

972
00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:08,680
Speaker 3: We did it, though, we sift. We'll be on we'll

973
00:52:08,719 --> 00:52:13,680
Speaker 3: be on tour when I turned forty. Whoa, I'll buy

974
00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:15,839
Speaker 3: you pants? Yeah, buy me some pants. But so when

975
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:16,880
Speaker 3: you turn forty two.

976
00:52:18,239 --> 00:52:20,960
Speaker 2: And you walk past the store, if you're thirty nine,

977
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:22,480
Speaker 2: you walk past the store, you didn't notice it.

978
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:25,040
Speaker 3: But when you turn forty, forty one, forty two, when

979
00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:30,359
Speaker 3: you walk past a store called fory oh Viewrory, I'm

980
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:31,840
Speaker 3: on it. Look at the mannequin.

981
00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:35,440
Speaker 2: You go a lot of heads nodding. I feel like

982
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:39,439
Speaker 2: that's uh, I feel like that's me now. It's kind

983
00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:42,279
Speaker 2: of athletic and young, but you know what, it's time

984
00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:42,760
Speaker 2: to grow.

985
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:44,560
Speaker 3: Up a little bit. And then you just you buy

986
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:46,680
Speaker 3: a pair of their pants. So what this is just

987
00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:49,080
Speaker 3: like a dad pants store. It kind of is. It's

988
00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:49,920
Speaker 3: like half.

989
00:52:50,120 --> 00:52:54,919
Speaker 2: Yoga mom, half running, kind of dad realizing like it's over.

990
00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:58,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, right right, but like you still want to

991
00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:03,759
Speaker 3: feel trim, but like it's over. Yeah. Brought to you

992
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:07,719
Speaker 3: by Viery. Send us some free ship please. Yeah, my

993
00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:11,560
Speaker 3: body's melting. You'll love it. Yeah. I feel like I'm

994
00:53:11,719 --> 00:53:15,120
Speaker 3: about to pour myself into some viwories. These are let's see.

995
00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:17,799
Speaker 3: There also is my dick, My dick. There's my dick

996
00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:19,160
Speaker 3: way down there. It's stretchable.

997
00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:24,759
Speaker 5: This was one of our favorite bits on Workaholics, where

998
00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:27,160
Speaker 5: if there was like a guest star or something.

999
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:33,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, dude, the middle of my dick a ship.

1000
00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:36,279
Speaker 4: Dude, you got me right in the middle, right in

1001
00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:40,200
Speaker 4: the middle of where my dick. He got me right

1002
00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:43,760
Speaker 4: in the halfway point halfway down my variories.

1003
00:53:44,160 --> 00:53:46,960
Speaker 3: We should we do some uh, some topical topics.

1004
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:52,440
Speaker 5: Okay, sure, here we are, hold on Louisville hot topics.

1005
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:55,239
Speaker 3: Hit me with it, Blake hold on a second? Wow,

1006
00:53:55,320 --> 00:53:56,520
Speaker 3: that was didn't that was?

1007
00:53:56,680 --> 00:53:57,000
Speaker 5: That was what.

1008
00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:04,360
Speaker 3: We get away? They're there we go, Okay, here we go,

1009
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:09,960
Speaker 3: there we go. Happy Friday the thirteenth, Kyle jumped the gun.

1010
00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:14,319
Speaker 5: There it is Friday the very spooky and evidently there's

1011
00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:17,600
Speaker 5: like a really haunted hotel here in Louisville. What the

1012
00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:20,960
Speaker 5: seal Bach Hotel is swelled with one hundred and sixteen

1013
00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:25,080
Speaker 5: years of history. There's multiple accounts, Yeah, seal Boch?

1014
00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:27,600
Speaker 3: Is that how you say it? Yeah?

1015
00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:30,399
Speaker 4: Okay, how the fuck do you say anything in this town?

1016
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:31,000
Speaker 3: Goddamn?

1017
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:35,759
Speaker 5: The seal Bach Hotel one hundred and sixteen years old,

1018
00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:37,279
Speaker 5: so it has to be haunted, dude.

1019
00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:38,440
Speaker 3: I remember when it opened.

1020
00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:44,200
Speaker 5: There are multiple accounts of current guests spotting ghoulish guests whose.

1021
00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:47,640
Speaker 3: Spirits still roamed the building. Dude, I that you know.

1022
00:54:47,719 --> 00:54:50,560
Speaker 5: I love that should my Hollywood house. People have said

1023
00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:53,560
Speaker 5: that they've seen people in it, and I believe that.

1024
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:56,879
Speaker 3: Say that it's looking through your windows at you. Yeah,

1025
00:54:57,080 --> 00:54:59,279
Speaker 3: for sure, we see you, dude. I mean, dude, they're

1026
00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:02,319
Speaker 3: they're walking round. There are different playing there, walking around.

1027
00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:05,560
Speaker 3: They're enjoying the show with us right now? Hello, how

1028
00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:07,600
Speaker 3: are you all out there? There was an old actor

1029
00:55:07,719 --> 00:55:08,640
Speaker 3: that lived in my house.

1030
00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:13,160
Speaker 5: Uh, Caesar Romero and he was the original joker, yes

1031
00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:16,680
Speaker 5: uh and which he lived and he was like one

1032
00:55:16,719 --> 00:55:21,160
Speaker 5: of the first undercover gay dudes. And there's them Rock

1033
00:55:21,239 --> 00:55:24,400
Speaker 5: Hudson used to fuck. So I was probably having some

1034
00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:26,560
Speaker 5: like tons of gay butt fucking my.

1035
00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:33,800
Speaker 3: Him and who rock Rock Hudson ship. Yeah, that's the

1036
00:55:33,880 --> 00:55:35,080
Speaker 3: kind of ghoest you want.

1037
00:55:35,480 --> 00:55:38,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, just like to hottest dudes in Hollywood fucking in

1038
00:55:38,719 --> 00:55:39,200
Speaker 2: your bed.

1039
00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:45,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, well different bed. But I brought my own bed

1040
00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:48,360
Speaker 5: when I moved into the house. But did you It

1041
00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:52,560
Speaker 5: was just like there's an antique bed the bedroom.

1042
00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:56,040
Speaker 3: I can't move it. Cool, I'll take it.

1043
00:55:59,400 --> 00:55:59,680
Speaker 5: This year.

1044
00:56:00,719 --> 00:56:10,720
Speaker 11: Oh oh god, okay Seelba Hotel, I'll get you batman.

1045
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:15,200
Speaker 5: One of the historic Louisville Hotel's most famous ghost stories

1046
00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:18,320
Speaker 5: is that of the Lady in Blue. On July sixteenth,

1047
00:56:18,400 --> 00:56:20,800
Speaker 5: nineteen thirty six, twenty four year old Patricia Wilson was

1048
00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:23,880
Speaker 5: found in one of the hotel elevator chefs, wearing a

1049
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:27,799
Speaker 5: long blue dress with long dark hair. A newspaper report

1050
00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:31,040
Speaker 5: listened to her death as a suicide or accident or

1051
00:56:31,239 --> 00:56:36,560
Speaker 5: was it? Say it wasn't. It wasn't, said my lady

1052
00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:40,080
Speaker 5: who throws rockside cars? What's up, white wizard? You heard

1053
00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:43,319
Speaker 5: of this shit, dude? Yeah, everyone knows this shit, right,

1054
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:47,600
Speaker 5: Oh so a lot of people don't, okay. There were

1055
00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:49,840
Speaker 5: reports of Lady in Blue roaming the floors of the

1056
00:56:49,920 --> 00:56:53,480
Speaker 5: hotels decades after her death. In nineteen eighty seven, a

1057
00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:56,799
Speaker 5: hotel cook named James Scott was making waffles.

1058
00:56:57,120 --> 00:56:57,840
Speaker 3: That's sick.

1059
00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:05,080
Speaker 5: Seven. He's just like I was making some waffles, right, yeah, waffles.

1060
00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:10,600
Speaker 5: We say things a little different here. We're making some

1061
00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:15,759
Speaker 5: waffles and omelets, waffles and omelets.

1062
00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:16,760
Speaker 3: For Sunday brunch.

1063
00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:18,920
Speaker 5: When he saw a young woman with long, dark hair

1064
00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:21,400
Speaker 5: wearing a long blue dress walking in an elevator and disappear.

1065
00:57:21,640 --> 00:57:23,120
Speaker 5: He told the chef what he had seen, and the

1066
00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:25,880
Speaker 5: chef sort of laughed at him, like you fucking dork,

1067
00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:29,160
Speaker 5: and said, what's a bit about a lady walking in

1068
00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:33,680
Speaker 5: the elevator? He said, you don't understand, you bitch. The

1069
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:36,400
Speaker 5: doors were closed and she walked through the fucking doors.

1070
00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:41,080
Speaker 5: I'm not paint enough for this ship, doge.

1071
00:57:41,120 --> 00:57:44,400
Speaker 3: Waffles's just like waffles. That was the next part. This

1072
00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:47,400
Speaker 3: is like a monologue. You're doing great when the doors of.

1073
00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:51,160
Speaker 5: The elevator were pride open, but nothing suspicious was found

1074
00:57:51,560 --> 00:57:56,120
Speaker 5: before bullshit right, Yeah, Before the stardiguard could file, the

1075
00:57:56,160 --> 00:57:58,600
Speaker 5: reporter of Housekeeper came in saying she saw a woman

1076
00:57:58,680 --> 00:58:02,160
Speaker 5: in blue walk into that same broken elevator on the

1077
00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:03,000
Speaker 5: eighth floor.

1078
00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:11,600
Speaker 3: Spoo job reading that. Dude, did you guys know that? Fuck?

1079
00:58:11,640 --> 00:58:14,200
Speaker 3: It hit me with it? Like, what hit me with it?

1080
00:58:14,440 --> 00:58:15,960
Speaker 3: Are we going to talk about that? Or are you

1081
00:58:16,040 --> 00:58:20,040
Speaker 3: just going to read the news because I don't like that. No, No,

1082
00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:21,000
Speaker 3: I don't want to read either.

1083
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:21,520
Speaker 2: No.

1084
00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:24,400
Speaker 3: What I thought we were talking about this to like

1085
00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:27,880
Speaker 3: the drum up conversations. They could go read the Internet

1086
00:58:27,920 --> 00:58:29,920
Speaker 3: of there was a lot of information here. I know that.

1087
00:58:30,120 --> 00:58:31,640
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying is that they can go read

1088
00:58:31,680 --> 00:58:34,680
Speaker 3: that at home. What's crazy is like, so what Kyle's hot?

1089
00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:37,880
Speaker 3: Take my my question about the whole like whatever? The

1090
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:40,200
Speaker 3: other dimension is, why are they real?

1091
00:58:41,360 --> 00:58:45,280
Speaker 6: It's it's probable that it's real, and you can't say

1092
00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:46,560
Speaker 6: that it's not real.

1093
00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:49,040
Speaker 3: There's no way you can actually say that ghosts are

1094
00:58:49,160 --> 00:58:49,640
Speaker 3: not real.

1095
00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:52,840
Speaker 6: Just I just I mean I said it, but I

1096
00:58:52,840 --> 00:58:57,880
Speaker 6: don't believe, especially on Friday, anybody who said I feel

1097
00:58:57,920 --> 00:59:00,360
Speaker 6: like most people who say that ghosts aren't real actually

1098
00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:02,120
Speaker 6: very scared of ghosts.

1099
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:06,800
Speaker 3: Or am I a ghost or or their ghost themselves.

1100
00:59:07,040 --> 00:59:09,560
Speaker 6: Now that I would understand, but I don't understand why

1101
00:59:09,600 --> 00:59:12,240
Speaker 6: they're like stuck, Like why are they stuck in this hotel?

1102
00:59:12,360 --> 00:59:15,240
Speaker 3: Like they can't go outside of the rules. Don't make

1103
00:59:15,360 --> 00:59:20,240
Speaker 3: sense because it's not real, dude, it's sucking.

1104
00:59:20,520 --> 00:59:23,360
Speaker 5: There's the thing about the lady in the blue dress

1105
00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:27,360
Speaker 5: at the Seal Box Hotel. Is she committed suicide, so

1106
00:59:27,480 --> 00:59:31,280
Speaker 5: then whatever the rules of the afterlife are or like okay,

1107
00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:32,600
Speaker 5: and now you gott to like stay in this hotel.

1108
00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:36,440
Speaker 5: And I hope the Seal Box Hotel is dope. It

1109
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:39,320
Speaker 5: is so like kind of a cool place to get stuck, right.

1110
00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:41,080
Speaker 6: It's like, yeah, like you want to get stuck in

1111
00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:44,160
Speaker 6: like the Shining Hotel and cool places like that, Yeah,

1112
00:59:44,560 --> 00:59:46,040
Speaker 6: or the seal or the Seal Box.

1113
00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:50,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, and she for sure watches you watch porn Hub.

1114
00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:53,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just this lady in the blue dress just

1115
00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:54,720
Speaker 3: watching me. Just discuss it.

1116
00:59:56,080 --> 00:59:59,840
Speaker 5: If there is no dude, you're in a New city,

1117
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:07,200
Speaker 5: walk around a little bit. If you're going for another round. Okay,

1118
01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:11,800
Speaker 5: here's if there is another dimension, you're you're doing it

1119
01:00:11,960 --> 01:00:12,640
Speaker 5: two handed.

1120
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:16,320
Speaker 3: Now you can't there's not enough. There is the last

1121
01:00:16,440 --> 01:00:21,200
Speaker 3: video you're watching, and now you're clicking the weed comer. No,

1122
01:00:21,320 --> 01:00:25,960
Speaker 3: you can't touch your computer, Kyle.

1123
01:00:26,680 --> 01:00:29,280
Speaker 6: I'm just tripping a little bit because I'm thinking like

1124
01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:34,560
Speaker 6: if there is another dimension, like possible that it might

1125
01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:36,520
Speaker 6: actually be the Internet.

1126
01:00:37,120 --> 01:00:39,800
Speaker 3: Is that where the ghosts are? Yeah, I'm gonna go

1127
01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:43,000
Speaker 3: take a ship. Okay, I'm gonna take a quick I

1128
01:00:43,160 --> 01:00:47,440
Speaker 3: was with you until the other dimension is the Internet.

1129
01:00:49,280 --> 01:00:54,000
Speaker 3: I'm just iss dot com.

1130
01:00:54,360 --> 01:00:57,160
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm definitely making a big leap here. I understand

1131
01:00:57,200 --> 01:00:59,800
Speaker 6: I'm doing a big leap. That's that's but I just

1132
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:01,000
Speaker 6: on you're saying that.

1133
01:01:01,120 --> 01:01:04,560
Speaker 4: The spirit realm is the world Wide.

1134
01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:07,400
Speaker 6: Web and we're just now starting to tap into it.

1135
01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:12,360
Speaker 6: Oh okay, I kind of at the beginning very spooky.

1136
01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:19,480
Speaker 6: So the porno that you're watching the Grandma's could be ghosts.

1137
01:01:21,520 --> 01:01:25,600
Speaker 3: Shut up, bitch, Yeah you.

1138
01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:28,400
Speaker 6: Know, I mean if you want to, don't you know

1139
01:01:28,560 --> 01:01:30,240
Speaker 6: it's I'm just spitballing up here.

1140
01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:32,520
Speaker 3: I don't know this ship, bro.

1141
01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:45,880
Speaker 12: Yeah, Okay, So Bigfoot is spotted walking through rural Colorado.

1142
01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:47,919
Speaker 3: Did you I saw this video? I saw the video.

1143
01:01:48,960 --> 01:01:52,640
Speaker 5: Okay, they were looking for elk, but for sure it's

1144
01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:56,600
Speaker 5: just a guy in a gilly suit and they're like,

1145
01:01:56,880 --> 01:01:58,640
Speaker 5: go down there, I'm gonna film you.

1146
01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:04,640
Speaker 3: This shit's going viral. Dude, Yeah, for sure it's that.

1147
01:02:05,360 --> 01:02:07,280
Speaker 3: Why why is it not? Yeah, it could have just

1148
01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:10,800
Speaker 3: been I mean also, it could just be the Internet. Kyle. Yeah, wait,

1149
01:02:11,560 --> 01:02:12,160
Speaker 3: so it could be.

1150
01:02:12,360 --> 01:02:14,960
Speaker 6: It could be artificial intelligence, could be made, it could

1151
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:16,080
Speaker 6: be built in v R.

1152
01:02:16,320 --> 01:02:19,479
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I think, Yeah, I guess that makes

1153
01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:21,919
Speaker 5: more sense than just a man in a gilly suit.

1154
01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:27,160
Speaker 6: No, no, yeah, you really think did you see the

1155
01:02:27,200 --> 01:02:29,840
Speaker 6: video in this day and age and you think it's

1156
01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:31,760
Speaker 6: a guy in a You think it's staged a guy

1157
01:02:31,840 --> 01:02:33,959
Speaker 6: in a gilly suit, which makes total sense.

1158
01:02:34,520 --> 01:02:38,000
Speaker 5: I mean, by the way, yeah, I think that, uh,

1159
01:02:39,600 --> 01:02:42,080
Speaker 5: probably it's a guy in a gilly suit and Bigfoot

1160
01:02:42,200 --> 01:02:42,680
Speaker 5: isn't real.

1161
01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:46,120
Speaker 3: But also, don't put bigfoots real? And also why are

1162
01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:47,000
Speaker 3: we scared of Bigfoot?

1163
01:02:47,160 --> 01:02:50,120
Speaker 5: There's no bears in the woods, dude, I know there's

1164
01:02:50,160 --> 01:02:52,040
Speaker 5: no that'll just rip your face off.

1165
01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:55,280
Speaker 3: Bigfoot doesn't like to get seen, No, he's just sort

1166
01:02:55,320 --> 01:03:00,360
Speaker 3: of chilling cool. He'll befriend your family. The Henderson's exactly.

1167
01:03:00,880 --> 01:03:04,560
Speaker 3: He'll be like beef jerky. He's a huge fan of

1168
01:03:05,800 --> 01:03:06,400
Speaker 3: his face.

1169
01:03:06,480 --> 01:03:08,800
Speaker 5: What was the name of that movie, Harry and the

1170
01:03:08,880 --> 01:03:11,760
Speaker 5: Henderson in a television show, Hey, White Wizard?

1171
01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:15,560
Speaker 3: Do you like that? Do you like that movie? Yes,

1172
01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:20,960
Speaker 3: it's actually I rewatched I rewatched it recently. It's so bad,

1173
01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:22,360
Speaker 3: it's crazy.

1174
01:03:23,120 --> 01:03:25,600
Speaker 5: It sucks when certain movies from your childhood that you're like,

1175
01:03:25,720 --> 01:03:27,880
Speaker 5: this is the best movie that you're rewatching.

1176
01:03:28,520 --> 01:03:33,320
Speaker 3: But greatest last shot of any movie ever. Okay, so bad, bad, bad,

1177
01:03:33,400 --> 01:03:34,000
Speaker 3: bad bad.

1178
01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:36,480
Speaker 2: And then last shot where he like heads back into

1179
01:03:36,520 --> 01:03:39,720
Speaker 2: the woods and then like from the tree stump, the

1180
01:03:39,800 --> 01:03:42,000
Speaker 2: little kid shows up, and then from another tree like

1181
01:03:42,120 --> 01:03:44,800
Speaker 2: the wife is there, and then they all walk off together,

1182
01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:45,280
Speaker 2: and you're like.

1183
01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:54,680
Speaker 3: Dude, they might be for real out there. Dude, Yeah,

1184
01:03:55,280 --> 01:04:02,400
Speaker 3: well that right. But at the same time, watched the

1185
01:04:02,440 --> 01:04:03,240
Speaker 3: movie you'll cry.

1186
01:04:03,680 --> 01:04:06,120
Speaker 4: The end will get you hit me with it. Oh yeah,

1187
01:04:06,200 --> 01:04:09,600
Speaker 4: of course, dude.

1188
01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:10,400
Speaker 3: This one's sad.

1189
01:04:10,800 --> 01:04:13,400
Speaker 5: This Chicago woman, she was one hundred and four years old.

1190
01:04:13,480 --> 01:04:16,520
Speaker 5: You guys, see this ship. She skydives from a plane.

1191
01:04:16,880 --> 01:04:19,280
Speaker 5: She was aiming for the record to be the oldest

1192
01:04:19,600 --> 01:04:21,040
Speaker 5: world's oldest skydiver.

1193
01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:25,160
Speaker 3: Okay, and she was. She did it. She died the

1194
01:04:25,240 --> 01:04:25,960
Speaker 3: next fucking day.

1195
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:26,240
Speaker 2: Dude.

1196
01:04:26,720 --> 01:04:31,480
Speaker 3: Okay, that's that's that bad. I thought you were she's shitty, dude, No,

1197
01:04:31,600 --> 01:04:33,280
Speaker 3: it's not. She's one hundred and four. And then she

1198
01:04:33,400 --> 01:04:34,160
Speaker 3: sky doved.

1199
01:04:34,480 --> 01:04:36,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought I thought you were gonna say she

1200
01:04:36,440 --> 01:04:38,920
Speaker 4: died while she was doing it, But she fucking went

1201
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:40,520
Speaker 4: out gnar as fuck, dude.

1202
01:04:40,560 --> 01:04:44,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, she was probably like fucking nucking grandma.

1203
01:04:45,280 --> 01:04:47,640
Speaker 2: She probably was like, I skydived, I'm gonna go fucking

1204
01:04:47,880 --> 01:04:49,520
Speaker 2: crazy the next day and then die.

1205
01:04:49,720 --> 01:04:51,440
Speaker 3: What was she doing when she skydived?

1206
01:04:51,480 --> 01:04:53,280
Speaker 5: Well, the next day she she did do a lot

1207
01:04:53,320 --> 01:04:56,640
Speaker 5: of methanphetamines, It says, right, says she was like, I'm

1208
01:04:56,640 --> 01:04:57,560
Speaker 5: gonna try everything.

1209
01:04:57,720 --> 01:05:00,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, right at the end, uh, you know she did.

1210
01:05:00,720 --> 01:05:02,920
Speaker 3: She did say as she was jumping out of the plane,

1211
01:05:03,080 --> 01:05:06,280
Speaker 3: let's go. Whoa, So she was kind of a bro grandma,

1212
01:05:07,240 --> 01:05:11,280
Speaker 3: let's go, right, let's go, or she just said let's go.

1213
01:05:12,080 --> 01:05:15,320
Speaker 3: Who she said it in a tom DeLong accent. I

1214
01:05:15,440 --> 01:05:17,520
Speaker 3: think it. Yeah, no, she let's go.

1215
01:05:18,080 --> 01:05:20,439
Speaker 4: She probably didn't even know where she was. She thought

1216
01:05:20,480 --> 01:05:23,640
Speaker 4: she was going to the grocery store. She's like, let's go, Sonny,

1217
01:05:23,880 --> 01:05:26,760
Speaker 4: and they're like, we're pushing out of a plane, Old lady,

1218
01:05:27,960 --> 01:05:28,280
Speaker 4: did I.

1219
01:05:28,360 --> 01:05:32,560
Speaker 3: Sign up for this? I don't remember. Just go. Have

1220
01:05:32,680 --> 01:05:37,919
Speaker 3: you guys ever skydived? I have no sky sky divin before? Yes,

1221
01:05:38,040 --> 01:05:41,160
Speaker 3: I have. No, that's too white. Have you done it? Yes?

1222
01:05:41,480 --> 01:05:43,479
Speaker 6: Yeah a few times. Yeah I did it two times.

1223
01:05:43,560 --> 01:05:46,360
Speaker 6: That's I don't think I'll do it again though.

1224
01:05:46,720 --> 01:05:46,760
Speaker 3: No.

1225
01:05:47,480 --> 01:05:49,920
Speaker 2: But if you're one hundred and four, huh, when you're

1226
01:05:49,920 --> 01:05:51,200
Speaker 2: one hundred and four, would you do it again?

1227
01:05:52,720 --> 01:05:54,400
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do it. You're one hundred and four and

1228
01:05:54,440 --> 01:05:57,880
Speaker 3: you're like randy to die, Yeah, you're bored as fun.

1229
01:05:58,000 --> 01:05:59,240
Speaker 3: I feel like that's a good way to go.

1230
01:05:59,560 --> 01:06:02,800
Speaker 5: Or just driving a car right off a bridge, just

1231
01:06:02,960 --> 01:06:05,160
Speaker 5: fucking jump, just say fun because you know how to

1232
01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:06,840
Speaker 5: like righte every day bridge, or like.

1233
01:06:07,480 --> 01:06:09,440
Speaker 3: It'd be kind of tight. Let's see what happens.

1234
01:06:09,880 --> 01:06:13,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, But then you're like, I can actually make it

1235
01:06:14,040 --> 01:06:16,080
Speaker 5: if you launch off this bridge.

1236
01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:20,880
Speaker 3: Last second? Roll out? Oh you roll out, dude. Sure

1237
01:06:22,120 --> 01:06:24,560
Speaker 3: you've got to open a door open when you watch it.

1238
01:06:24,760 --> 01:06:27,560
Speaker 5: No, so you launch and then you time it just right,

1239
01:06:28,040 --> 01:06:30,280
Speaker 5: and then I have a convertible, right, so a standout

1240
01:06:31,240 --> 01:06:33,920
Speaker 5: like like Vin Diesel and Triple X.

1241
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:36,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, but wait, I would love to see one hundred

1242
01:06:36,800 --> 01:06:39,280
Speaker 2: and four year old standing in a fucking convertible that

1243
01:06:39,400 --> 01:06:40,920
Speaker 2: goes off a cliff where he just goes.

1244
01:06:43,440 --> 01:06:45,680
Speaker 3: Because there's no athleticism in it. It has to be

1245
01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:48,080
Speaker 3: like you move the weight of your head and the

1246
01:06:48,160 --> 01:06:52,400
Speaker 3: rest of the body follows. Yeah. Like, I think that's

1247
01:06:53,400 --> 01:07:00,280
Speaker 3: a bumper and I sing as I'm going out. Please

1248
01:07:00,280 --> 01:07:07,080
Speaker 3: don't set the ball. But do you live? You live?

1249
01:07:07,240 --> 01:07:09,640
Speaker 3: You live to tell the tale. Did we get some

1250
01:07:09,800 --> 01:07:11,720
Speaker 3: Q and a's let's get some hot hot Hell? Yeah,

1251
01:07:18,880 --> 01:07:19,480
Speaker 3: take it up.

1252
01:07:19,960 --> 01:07:25,200
Speaker 5: Taking it off shows your nipples, Isaac. Yeah, we're really gunning.

1253
01:07:25,320 --> 01:07:28,240
Speaker 5: We've asked him every date of the tour so far.

1254
01:07:29,840 --> 01:07:32,360
Speaker 3: Wait, his pants are down. Oh he's jerking off right now.

1255
01:07:32,400 --> 01:07:35,520
Speaker 3: Oh my god, dude, you have the family, don't because

1256
01:07:35,520 --> 01:07:38,040
Speaker 3: it's your entire reputation. You're putting up his legs and

1257
01:07:38,120 --> 01:07:42,320
Speaker 3: he's fingering his own asshole. Oh, Isaac's disgusting.

1258
01:07:44,640 --> 01:07:47,000
Speaker 5: So Anna and Nick want to know what happened to

1259
01:07:47,560 --> 01:07:49,840
Speaker 5: I'm still gonna send it on the soundboard.

1260
01:07:51,040 --> 01:07:51,360
Speaker 3: I don't know.

1261
01:07:51,520 --> 01:07:55,120
Speaker 4: I black out at nights and uh, it's right here.

1262
01:07:57,040 --> 01:07:59,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, hey, head us a few times with them. I'm

1263
01:07:59,520 --> 01:08:01,960
Speaker 3: stoking it. I feel like you too, some for the

1264
01:08:02,040 --> 01:08:03,160
Speaker 3: grandma that sent it.

1265
01:08:03,280 --> 01:08:05,480
Speaker 5: You know what, maybe hey, go through the soundboard and

1266
01:08:05,640 --> 01:08:08,280
Speaker 5: let's do some deep cuts appreciation of the soundboard.

1267
01:08:08,640 --> 01:08:13,440
Speaker 3: Here we go. I'm your free, I'm.

1268
01:08:13,320 --> 01:08:20,960
Speaker 2: A dude, greatest pizza pizza, I'm still gonizza cool, smoke.

1269
01:08:20,680 --> 01:08:28,000
Speaker 3: Weed freak and see a very smoke weed every day.

1270
01:08:28,160 --> 01:08:30,479
Speaker 5: How hard it was to time to say it at

1271
01:08:30,479 --> 01:08:32,280
Speaker 5: the end of the because there's the end of the song,

1272
01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:35,200
Speaker 5: the smoke.

1273
01:08:37,320 --> 01:08:38,080
Speaker 4: It's just life.

1274
01:08:38,439 --> 01:08:44,960
Speaker 3: Joe Dirt maybe yeah, maybe yeah. Hey, you know none

1275
01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:47,760
Speaker 3: of us are in that movie, right you see you?

1276
01:08:48,080 --> 01:08:50,439
Speaker 3: Thank you sor that movie Joe Dirt in the dirt

1277
01:08:50,640 --> 01:08:54,960
Speaker 3: you can see you, so pelcha. She wants to know

1278
01:08:55,160 --> 01:08:58,000
Speaker 3: if you were a pizza topping, what would you be in?

1279
01:08:58,080 --> 01:09:02,240
Speaker 3: Why pizza Pizza? If you're a pizza top, pineapple? Because

1280
01:09:02,320 --> 01:09:08,120
Speaker 3: nobody likes me. The people that do really like you. Yeah, dude, I.

1281
01:09:08,240 --> 01:09:13,719
Speaker 5: Think with pineapple and pizza acquired taste, I do wire taste.

1282
01:09:13,920 --> 01:09:16,960
Speaker 2: But doesn't that wasn't that like a was it gen

1283
01:09:17,120 --> 01:09:19,439
Speaker 2: z or millennials that were like trying to flex on

1284
01:09:19,560 --> 01:09:22,280
Speaker 2: people older that were like, if you like pineapple your own,

1285
01:09:23,320 --> 01:09:27,640
Speaker 2: if you like pineapple and jam your pizza, I'm your

1286
01:09:27,640 --> 01:09:29,280
Speaker 2: old man who's about to buy those pants?

1287
01:09:29,880 --> 01:09:33,720
Speaker 3: Those kids? I don't know ships good me and the

1288
01:09:33,760 --> 01:09:36,960
Speaker 3: White Wizard, nor do you know what you are or

1289
01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:39,080
Speaker 3: should I go? I know what I would be, Okay,

1290
01:09:39,360 --> 01:09:46,040
Speaker 3: I think i'd be buffalo mozzarella Specialude? What words did

1291
01:09:46,120 --> 01:09:52,600
Speaker 3: you just say? Mozzarella type of mozzarella cheese pizza? So

1292
01:09:53,720 --> 01:09:57,519
Speaker 3: why you guys? Soft taste good?

1293
01:09:57,840 --> 01:09:58,040
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1294
01:09:58,840 --> 01:10:02,679
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like what would you beat? Theres uh? Human

1295
01:10:02,760 --> 01:10:13,679
Speaker 3: skin or or or like a human skin an onion,

1296
01:10:14,600 --> 01:10:18,280
Speaker 3: white and slippery. I see that. I feel like I

1297
01:10:18,320 --> 01:10:20,880
Speaker 3: would be meat lovers.

1298
01:10:21,080 --> 01:10:26,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, meat lovers because like one topict lovers, Adam say one.

1299
01:10:26,600 --> 01:10:29,000
Speaker 3: Topic, what top what you know?

1300
01:10:29,120 --> 01:10:31,760
Speaker 2: It couldn't be anything else, It's got to be meat

1301
01:10:31,800 --> 01:10:33,200
Speaker 2: lovers from my guy, I agree with you.

1302
01:10:33,280 --> 01:10:35,720
Speaker 3: I agree with you. I like I'm a little butterball

1303
01:10:35,760 --> 01:10:38,000
Speaker 3: of braggadocio, baby baby.

1304
01:10:38,280 --> 01:10:41,040
Speaker 4: I do like to think that Adam thinks that five

1305
01:10:41,120 --> 01:10:42,880
Speaker 4: different meats is one topic.

1306
01:10:43,120 --> 01:10:49,000
Speaker 5: That dude, when you order a pizza, you just say lovers.

1307
01:10:50,520 --> 01:10:58,360
Speaker 5: I agree, And the reason bean because it's fucking dope, dad, dude. Okay,

1308
01:11:00,520 --> 01:11:03,800
Speaker 5: this is a question for Isaac. Isaac Isaac Horn, please

1309
01:11:03,840 --> 01:11:04,360
Speaker 5: come out here.

1310
01:11:05,240 --> 01:11:11,120
Speaker 3: Oh boy, oh you got dressed. You got dressed. Dog

1311
01:11:11,240 --> 01:11:12,400
Speaker 3: with a W would like to know.

1312
01:11:12,640 --> 01:11:15,720
Speaker 5: Question for Isaac simple and to the point out of durrs, Kyle,

1313
01:11:15,840 --> 01:11:16,519
Speaker 5: Adam and Blake.

1314
01:11:17,200 --> 01:11:18,240
Speaker 3: Who's your favorite and why?

1315
01:11:18,600 --> 01:11:18,880
Speaker 4: Hold?

1316
01:11:21,160 --> 01:11:25,760
Speaker 3: Oh? Oh they're all my favorite? Yeah you go, yes,

1317
01:11:25,920 --> 01:11:32,640
Speaker 3: there you go. You're not You're not done. You have

1318
01:11:32,800 --> 01:11:36,960
Speaker 3: to go through and say what you like about each

1319
01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:38,760
Speaker 3: of us, and then also a thing that you don't

1320
01:11:38,880 --> 01:11:44,880
Speaker 3: like about. It's science. Start with Yeah, go ahead. I'm

1321
01:11:44,880 --> 01:11:46,800
Speaker 3: an easy target. Hit me, Hit me, baby.

1322
01:11:47,479 --> 01:11:50,280
Speaker 5: I like getting weird with Kyle and talking about aliens

1323
01:11:50,360 --> 01:11:51,360
Speaker 5: and ghosts and whatnot.

1324
01:11:51,439 --> 01:11:55,640
Speaker 3: That's great. I love it. Yes, drinking with Adam is

1325
01:11:55,640 --> 01:11:56,240
Speaker 3: always fun.

1326
01:11:57,040 --> 01:12:02,960
Speaker 5: Okays, and I talking swimming water polo, you know that's right.

1327
01:12:05,360 --> 01:12:07,759
Speaker 3: Blake and I listening to music punk rock, getting radical,

1328
01:12:07,920 --> 01:12:10,479
Speaker 3: all right, all right, and that's it. I don't like

1329
01:12:10,560 --> 01:12:12,200
Speaker 3: you guys tell me to show my tips.

1330
01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:19,479
Speaker 9: Okay, I don't know anybody. He said, he likes it,

1331
01:12:21,080 --> 01:12:25,040
Speaker 9: He said, I want that sound clip.

1332
01:12:26,880 --> 01:12:29,120
Speaker 3: Just Isaac, little sass. He just I don't like when

1333
01:12:29,240 --> 01:12:35,240
Speaker 3: you guys tell many tips so good. I just don't

1334
01:12:35,320 --> 01:12:37,000
Speaker 3: like it when you guys tell many my tips. You

1335
01:12:37,040 --> 01:12:42,760
Speaker 3: know what those if we stopped and get real and

1336
01:12:43,080 --> 01:12:51,040
Speaker 3: mic Drop got way too real with us and he's like,

1337
01:12:51,760 --> 01:12:55,600
Speaker 3: I don't like, uh, I don't boss me around it.

1338
01:13:00,120 --> 01:13:03,200
Speaker 5: A smith with a heart over the eye says, what

1339
01:13:03,360 --> 01:13:07,040
Speaker 5: is your craziest or worst tripping or smoking experience?

1340
01:13:07,240 --> 01:13:07,439
Speaker 3: Kyle?

1341
01:13:07,840 --> 01:13:08,040
Speaker 2: Oh?

1342
01:13:08,720 --> 01:13:10,400
Speaker 6: Well, I mean I think we've talked about it on

1343
01:13:10,479 --> 01:13:13,559
Speaker 6: the pod, but I really will there's a couple.

1344
01:13:13,640 --> 01:13:18,120
Speaker 3: But I really did not like robo tripping. This was

1345
01:13:18,200 --> 01:13:19,600
Speaker 3: something that I did not like.

1346
01:13:19,800 --> 01:13:21,960
Speaker 5: Yes, well do you do You also remember just a

1347
01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:24,439
Speaker 5: few minutes ago when you said are the Internet?

1348
01:13:25,520 --> 01:13:28,920
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, okay, but that's not what That's not a problem.

1349
01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:30,719
Speaker 3: It's a problem.

1350
01:13:31,080 --> 01:13:32,800
Speaker 5: I didn't say it's a problem. I'm just saying, like

1351
01:13:33,160 --> 01:13:36,680
Speaker 5: it's something I'm I'm assuming you have to be high

1352
01:13:36,680 --> 01:13:40,080
Speaker 5: in order to put those two fuzzle pieces together.

1353
01:13:40,400 --> 01:13:45,400
Speaker 6: Well, I mean constant state of stone. But I think

1354
01:13:45,520 --> 01:13:47,880
Speaker 6: robot tripping was probably like the worst. Like I wanted

1355
01:13:47,920 --> 01:13:49,960
Speaker 6: to take a drill to my head the next day.

1356
01:13:50,479 --> 01:13:53,880
Speaker 3: God, yeah, I wanted to leary about saying that is

1357
01:13:53,960 --> 01:13:57,320
Speaker 3: that it's real? I know, like like he talks about

1358
01:13:57,360 --> 01:14:00,719
Speaker 3: taking a drill to his head a lot. Actually, dude,

1359
01:14:00,800 --> 01:14:02,960
Speaker 3: I just never released the pressure. There was so much

1360
01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:06,320
Speaker 3: fucking pressure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw Sugar Knight in

1361
01:14:06,439 --> 01:14:07,840
Speaker 3: a potted plant one time.

1362
01:14:09,160 --> 01:14:10,920
Speaker 4: Right, that's pretty bad.

1363
01:14:11,040 --> 01:14:13,120
Speaker 3: What drug? And then what was your worst trip? It

1364
01:14:13,240 --> 01:14:16,920
Speaker 3: was mushrooms and we were we were, uh, sitting on

1365
01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:17,719
Speaker 3: my buddy's couch.

1366
01:14:17,760 --> 01:14:20,080
Speaker 5: I was like seventeen years old, and I look over

1367
01:14:20,240 --> 01:14:23,120
Speaker 5: and there was a like a potted like tree in

1368
01:14:23,240 --> 01:14:26,719
Speaker 5: his living room and it wasn't the tree anymore.

1369
01:14:26,760 --> 01:14:28,360
Speaker 3: It was Suge Knight. Yeah.

1370
01:14:28,840 --> 01:14:31,600
Speaker 5: And Suge Knight was just fucking off flexing on me,

1371
01:14:31,840 --> 01:14:34,160
Speaker 5: just like looking right at me, and I'm like, and

1372
01:14:34,280 --> 01:14:34,680
Speaker 5: I just go.

1373
01:14:36,240 --> 01:14:36,559
Speaker 3: Shook.

1374
01:14:41,479 --> 01:14:44,280
Speaker 5: My buddy, Kyle Goons was like, what the fuck are

1375
01:14:44,320 --> 01:14:46,479
Speaker 5: you seeing right now? And I'm like, I'm saying, I'm

1376
01:14:46,520 --> 01:14:47,599
Speaker 5: seeing Suge Knight, right.

1377
01:14:48,600 --> 01:14:51,439
Speaker 3: I love that your worst fear is Suge Knight. Yeah.

1378
01:14:51,479 --> 01:14:53,080
Speaker 3: And I don't even know why, because I don't. I'm

1379
01:14:53,160 --> 01:14:57,160
Speaker 3: you know, I'll tell you why. He's not cuddly at all.

1380
01:14:57,800 --> 01:14:59,200
Speaker 3: He's scary, Sugar Knight.

1381
01:14:59,320 --> 01:15:03,200
Speaker 4: Dude, that big o cuddle tune. We find out Adam

1382
01:15:03,280 --> 01:15:08,880
Speaker 4: and Show Night or dating. He's actually okay, uh Blake.

1383
01:15:09,640 --> 01:15:12,479
Speaker 4: Probably the robo tripping as well. It was the same

1384
01:15:12,600 --> 01:15:15,559
Speaker 4: night we all went out with our scumbag friends from

1385
01:15:15,640 --> 01:15:19,080
Speaker 4: northern California and were like, let's almost drink a whole

1386
01:15:19,120 --> 01:15:20,759
Speaker 4: bottle of robotestine each.

1387
01:15:20,760 --> 01:15:26,599
Speaker 5: And it suddenly you just started rapping like little Wane, right,

1388
01:15:27,600 --> 01:15:29,760
Speaker 5: it's like a million here, a million there.

1389
01:15:30,080 --> 01:15:42,439
Speaker 3: That's like cod it's just all of us all. Yeah, no,

1390
01:15:42,640 --> 01:15:44,760
Speaker 3: it was. It was just all suddenly become like really

1391
01:15:44,920 --> 01:15:49,200
Speaker 3: talented rappers. Yeah. No, it's not fun and you like

1392
01:15:49,560 --> 01:15:51,920
Speaker 3: you throw up. That's how it like activates.

1393
01:15:56,120 --> 01:15:56,320
Speaker 4: Man.

1394
01:15:56,720 --> 01:15:58,960
Speaker 3: I remember, I.

1395
01:15:58,960 --> 01:16:00,800
Speaker 2: Feel like I've talked about this with you guys before,

1396
01:16:00,880 --> 01:16:03,720
Speaker 2: but when me and my homide John did hot Knives, yeah,

1397
01:16:04,360 --> 01:16:07,240
Speaker 2: which is which we went to like an apartment after

1398
01:16:07,320 --> 01:16:09,240
Speaker 2: a bar and these people were like, we're gonna do

1399
01:16:09,320 --> 01:16:11,120
Speaker 2: hot knives and we're like, for sure.

1400
01:16:11,479 --> 01:16:16,479
Speaker 3: Water hot knives essentially, yeah, is it like it's dabbing? Yeah.

1401
01:16:17,040 --> 01:16:19,600
Speaker 2: You heat up knives hot hot hot, and then you

1402
01:16:19,760 --> 01:16:21,960
Speaker 2: squish the knives and then you put like a a

1403
01:16:24,080 --> 01:16:27,000
Speaker 2: we're not you're not part of the show, and then

1404
01:16:27,040 --> 01:16:29,360
Speaker 2: you just fucking put the two liters half.

1405
01:16:29,280 --> 01:16:32,400
Speaker 3: Over it and you hu and then our faces just

1406
01:16:32,600 --> 01:16:36,800
Speaker 3: like fell off. Yeah, that's some concentrated ship right there.

1407
01:16:36,920 --> 01:16:38,640
Speaker 3: That's gonna get your fucking go in.

1408
01:16:39,200 --> 01:16:43,560
Speaker 5: I forgot another one. I accidentally smoked you balmbing fluid.

1409
01:16:43,320 --> 01:16:50,479
Speaker 3: Once embalming fluid embalm. Yeah, uh yeah it was.

1410
01:16:50,800 --> 01:16:53,640
Speaker 5: I smoked we with this kid. It was like an underclassmen.

1411
01:16:53,680 --> 01:16:55,800
Speaker 5: He's like, dude, can you give me a ride?

1412
01:16:55,920 --> 01:16:58,760
Speaker 3: And I'm like, no, I'm fucking a senior, dude, get

1413
01:16:58,800 --> 01:16:59,200
Speaker 3: out of here.

1414
01:16:59,600 --> 01:17:01,120
Speaker 5: And he was He's like, I'll smoke with you, and

1415
01:17:01,200 --> 01:17:03,920
Speaker 5: I'm like, get in and and so I'm like giving

1416
01:17:03,960 --> 01:17:05,439
Speaker 5: him a ride and I'm smucking weed and he's like,

1417
01:17:05,680 --> 01:17:08,200
Speaker 5: have you ever smoked weed with embalming fluid in it?

1418
01:17:08,479 --> 01:17:10,200
Speaker 3: And this after we've smoked the weed, and I go,

1419
01:17:10,439 --> 01:17:13,760
Speaker 3: fuck ew no, of course not, dude. And then he's

1420
01:17:13,840 --> 01:17:18,760
Speaker 3: like and then he's like, will you buy me cigarettes?

1421
01:17:19,560 --> 01:17:21,120
Speaker 3: And I'm like, oh, fuck this kid.

1422
01:17:21,320 --> 01:17:23,760
Speaker 5: So I go and I'm buying him cigarettes and then

1423
01:17:23,800 --> 01:17:26,800
Speaker 5: I just found myself looking at the oil like I

1424
01:17:26,880 --> 01:17:29,200
Speaker 5: was in the automotive section of the gas station for

1425
01:17:29,320 --> 01:17:30,040
Speaker 5: like twenty minutes.

1426
01:17:30,360 --> 01:17:30,559
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1427
01:17:32,120 --> 01:17:40,320
Speaker 5: So, Michael Pulcha fake name, yeah name, did you ever

1428
01:17:40,400 --> 01:17:43,400
Speaker 5: think there would really be a live show, And what's.

1429
01:17:43,200 --> 01:17:46,840
Speaker 3: Your favorite part. What's your favorite part of the live show?

1430
01:17:46,920 --> 01:17:47,439
Speaker 3: The live show?

1431
01:17:47,840 --> 01:17:52,000
Speaker 4: Honestly, it's like a trip. We've been doing comedy together

1432
01:17:52,120 --> 01:17:53,240
Speaker 4: for a very long time.

1433
01:17:53,360 --> 01:17:54,519
Speaker 3: Is that what you call this? Yeah?

1434
01:17:54,640 --> 01:17:58,599
Speaker 4: Yeah, well whatever this is and Chucks and just seeing

1435
01:17:58,720 --> 01:18:01,120
Speaker 4: the faces of fans who's been rocking with us for

1436
01:18:01,160 --> 01:18:03,360
Speaker 4: a long time has been It's been very very cool.

1437
01:18:03,760 --> 01:18:03,960
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1438
01:18:04,200 --> 01:18:10,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, for me, it's like we've been doing comedy for

1439
01:18:10,160 --> 01:18:14,439
Speaker 2: a very long time. And just seeing the asses of

1440
01:18:14,560 --> 01:18:15,799
Speaker 2: the people who've been rocking.

1441
01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:20,920
Speaker 5: With us for a very long time, great ass because

1442
01:18:21,080 --> 01:18:23,400
Speaker 5: you know, we've been doing comedy together for a very

1443
01:18:23,479 --> 01:18:23,920
Speaker 5: long time.

1444
01:18:24,160 --> 01:18:25,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, is that what you call this?

1445
01:18:27,120 --> 01:18:27,439
Speaker 2: Gigs?

1446
01:18:28,800 --> 01:18:31,280
Speaker 3: Yeah? No, I think it's getting to hang with my

1447
01:18:31,400 --> 01:18:32,600
Speaker 3: guys and as is.

1448
01:18:32,680 --> 01:18:34,720
Speaker 5: You know when I've been getting you know, when I

1449
01:18:34,800 --> 01:18:37,400
Speaker 5: drink a half bottle of vodka last night and and

1450
01:18:37,479 --> 01:18:39,400
Speaker 5: then I tell you guys how much I love you,

1451
01:18:39,479 --> 01:18:40,240
Speaker 5: and it's because I do.

1452
01:18:40,360 --> 01:18:43,200
Speaker 3: I love you guys. Yeah, I love you too. I

1453
01:18:43,320 --> 01:18:45,760
Speaker 3: love you too, And that is it. And also with

1454
01:18:45,840 --> 01:18:49,360
Speaker 3: you and Kyle for me, you know, we've been doing

1455
01:18:49,439 --> 01:18:52,479
Speaker 3: comedy a long time and just.

1456
01:18:54,000 --> 01:18:58,439
Speaker 6: Yeah, the Chucks and the gigs. There is but live show.

1457
01:18:58,560 --> 01:19:00,760
Speaker 6: I didn't see this coming. I know we're gonna be

1458
01:19:00,760 --> 01:19:02,400
Speaker 6: doing a live show. It's great to see you guys

1459
01:19:02,479 --> 01:19:07,200
Speaker 6: like it's fucking it's very cool, it's fun. We could

1460
01:19:07,240 --> 01:19:09,360
Speaker 6: see we could read this is like I don't know, man,

1461
01:19:09,400 --> 01:19:12,160
Speaker 6: We've read. We've read the compliments our whole career with

1462
01:19:12,320 --> 01:19:15,040
Speaker 6: comedy and like read all the compliments section and everything

1463
01:19:15,120 --> 01:19:15,280
Speaker 6: like that.

1464
01:19:15,479 --> 01:19:18,479
Speaker 3: And to see everybody out is it really is wild.

1465
01:19:18,800 --> 01:19:21,000
Speaker 3: We don't call it the comments section. We call it

1466
01:19:21,120 --> 01:19:23,840
Speaker 3: the compliments section. Yeah, we don't. We don't read anything

1467
01:19:23,880 --> 01:19:24,839
Speaker 3: that's not a compliment.

1468
01:19:26,160 --> 01:19:28,400
Speaker 5: And Katie G would like to know, could you guys

1469
01:19:28,479 --> 01:19:31,080
Speaker 5: turn it down real quick and wish my husband a

1470
01:19:31,120 --> 01:19:31,839
Speaker 5: happy birthday?

1471
01:19:31,960 --> 01:19:36,160
Speaker 3: His name is justin G. It looks like Judge Judson

1472
01:19:37,120 --> 01:19:39,960
Speaker 3: Judson fake name.

1473
01:19:40,600 --> 01:19:52,759
Speaker 13: Happy Happy birthday Judson, Happy birthday.

1474
01:19:52,840 --> 01:19:55,240
Speaker 3: Budd you look this one.

1475
01:19:55,360 --> 01:19:57,200
Speaker 5: Tara wants to know. Can you guys hit us with

1476
01:19:57,360 --> 01:20:01,680
Speaker 5: some dojo bros? And uh, do you guys remember I

1477
01:20:01,760 --> 01:20:02,479
Speaker 5: mean it goes.

1478
01:20:02,840 --> 01:20:06,880
Speaker 3: If you want any of this, girls me you better

1479
01:20:07,640 --> 01:20:11,519
Speaker 3: money number. And if you don't know karate, don't call.

1480
01:20:11,880 --> 01:20:12,719
Speaker 3: I don't want your.

1481
01:20:12,720 --> 01:20:16,200
Speaker 5: Body and body and body girl, I know jiu jitsu

1482
01:20:16,640 --> 01:20:18,080
Speaker 5: and you got a hold of.

1483
01:20:18,320 --> 01:20:30,160
Speaker 3: My heart love right from the store because through my head.

1484
01:20:30,880 --> 01:20:34,439
Speaker 3: And if you don't know Karate, my girl, you'd have

1485
01:20:34,520 --> 01:20:38,400
Speaker 3: to be dead. Did you want any of this, girls,

1486
01:20:38,520 --> 01:20:39,080
Speaker 3: because if you.

1487
01:20:39,120 --> 01:20:45,120
Speaker 2: Do, But if you don't know Karate, don't call because

1488
01:20:45,120 --> 01:20:46,960
Speaker 2: I want your body about it about it?

1489
01:20:50,720 --> 01:20:53,679
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I guess, uh, I guess we did remember

1490
01:20:53,760 --> 01:20:54,280
Speaker 3: one verse.

1491
01:20:55,960 --> 01:20:58,599
Speaker 5: Any take backs, any apologies, any epic slams.

1492
01:21:00,200 --> 01:21:03,560
Speaker 4: I'm gonna just take back everything I said about Cornfields

1493
01:21:03,640 --> 01:21:06,280
Speaker 4: that that came out of nowhere. It was I was

1494
01:21:06,360 --> 01:21:10,760
Speaker 4: still warming up. Yeah, nothing with me and Cornfields has

1495
01:21:10,880 --> 01:21:11,559
Speaker 4: ever happened.

1496
01:21:12,920 --> 01:21:18,080
Speaker 2: Okay, that sounds like you're in denial. I got no

1497
01:21:18,160 --> 01:21:20,360
Speaker 2: take backs. I'm sorry I yelled at you, but I'm

1498
01:21:20,400 --> 01:21:21,200
Speaker 2: not taking it back.

1499
01:21:23,040 --> 01:21:26,280
Speaker 5: I stand by what I said about whiskey and the

1500
01:21:26,479 --> 01:21:28,519
Speaker 5: fervor that you guys had towards me.

1501
01:21:28,680 --> 01:21:29,080
Speaker 3: It was a lot.

1502
01:21:29,080 --> 01:21:31,640
Speaker 5: I would like for you to take that back. That

1503
01:21:31,760 --> 01:21:34,879
Speaker 5: was a simple mistake, Okay. And I know it's bourbon,

1504
01:21:35,520 --> 01:21:37,639
Speaker 5: and oh boy, do I love bourbon.

1505
01:21:37,880 --> 01:21:38,519
Speaker 3: Oh boy.

1506
01:21:41,360 --> 01:21:44,400
Speaker 6: I would actually like to double down on oh, a

1507
01:21:44,479 --> 01:21:45,960
Speaker 6: double down, A rare double down.

1508
01:21:46,360 --> 01:21:50,000
Speaker 3: Ghosts on the internet. Man, you didn't say ghosts on

1509
01:21:50,200 --> 01:21:50,719
Speaker 3: the internet.

1510
01:21:51,400 --> 01:21:55,839
Speaker 2: Ghost the Internet was the other dimension where ghosts ghosts.

1511
01:21:56,320 --> 01:21:59,160
Speaker 3: You are so dumb the Internet is ghosts. I'm gonna

1512
01:21:59,160 --> 01:22:04,599
Speaker 3: double down that yourself double I'm gonna apologize on behalf

1513
01:22:04,680 --> 01:22:08,000
Speaker 3: of him for taking you back here. We got some

1514
01:22:08,160 --> 01:22:12,120
Speaker 3: epic giveaways right here. Let me throw.

1515
01:22:14,200 --> 01:22:31,000
Speaker 10: Back dime be a diarrhea.

1516
01:22:32,000 --> 01:22:36,760
Speaker 3: Causive diarrhea. Either you have diarrhea or you don't die REGA.

1517
01:22:39,200 --> 01:22:42,120
Speaker 3: Thank you guys, Nu nuck your grandma.

1518
01:22:42,320 --> 01:22:42,760
Speaker 10: You're wrong.

1519
01:22:43,080 --> 01:22:48,120
Speaker 3: You guys have been fantastic. We love coming in and

1520
01:22:49,680 --> 01:22:50,200
Speaker 3: you guys.

1521
01:22:51,560 --> 01:22:53,040
Speaker 4: And this episode.

1522
01:22:54,920 --> 01:22:58,680
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, hard back you