1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:05,680 Speaker 1: Did Jebel show on demand? It's Monday, and yes, Monday's 2 00:00:05,720 --> 00:00:09,600 Speaker 1: always suck. But ye, did you accidentally throw out all 3 00:00:09,680 --> 00:00:11,800 Speaker 1: the food in your house and now you have to 4 00:00:11,880 --> 00:00:16,200 Speaker 1: starve all week because of a wrong move? How'd that happen? Well, 5 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:20,560 Speaker 1: we're about to tell you it's wrong Move Monday, where 6 00:00:21,079 --> 00:00:23,520 Speaker 1: we make you feel better about your Monday by hearing 7 00:00:23,560 --> 00:00:26,840 Speaker 1: about other people's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad decisions. 8 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:29,160 Speaker 1: And the first wrong move for wrong Move Monday today 9 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:33,080 Speaker 1: comes from our very own Alex free up. So it's 10 00:00:33,159 --> 00:00:40,279 Speaker 1: not twenty twenty three. You've got your expiration mixed up, 11 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:44,200 Speaker 1: so we have no food in our house now, Alex 12 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:45,239 Speaker 1: and I are mad if you don't know that, and 13 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:47,239 Speaker 1: the whole family has to start from depending on my 14 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:52,920 Speaker 1: pantry this weekend. Were you high? Probably? I can't believe 15 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:56,360 Speaker 1: all this old. Literally, I'm like, are you serious? I 16 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:58,360 Speaker 1: feel like it hasn't been that long since I went 17 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:02,840 Speaker 1: to Alex was leaning out the pantry, taking out some 18 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:04,240 Speaker 1: of the bags, and I'm like, man, we have a 19 00:01:04,240 --> 00:01:07,200 Speaker 1: lot of explience, and I'm like, wait, oh god, it's 20 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:14,760 Speaker 1: twenty twenty oh no, an entire Walmart worth of grocery Okay, 21 00:01:14,880 --> 00:01:16,600 Speaker 1: I kept forgetting that I was supposed to be checking 22 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:19,560 Speaker 1: for expiation days. It's to be good. So then I 23 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:20,920 Speaker 1: have to go back and be like checked to see 24 00:01:20,959 --> 00:01:23,120 Speaker 1: if things were expired because I kept forgetting. Yeah, and 25 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:24,399 Speaker 1: then you had the date wrong. I don't think I 26 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:26,360 Speaker 1: had wrong the entire time, but I think a lot 27 00:01:26,360 --> 00:01:28,440 Speaker 1: of the time I did. I don't know why. I 28 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:32,520 Speaker 1: think it's two twenty three right now. Alex's a wrong 29 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:34,560 Speaker 1: move to make you feel better about your Monday was 30 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:37,240 Speaker 1: smoking a bowl before she cleaned the pantry and forgetting 31 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:38,720 Speaker 1: what the date was and throwing a bunch of food 32 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:41,399 Speaker 1: that was still good. My wrong move to make people 33 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:45,520 Speaker 1: feel better about their Monday is that I should have 34 00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:50,440 Speaker 1: known better than to try anymore do it yourself type projects. 35 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:54,920 Speaker 1: I can't. I've never been able to do with them, never, never, 36 00:01:57,240 --> 00:01:59,200 Speaker 1: and I don't even want to. That's the thing. I 37 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:01,680 Speaker 1: don't know why I go. I can do that, I 38 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:03,760 Speaker 1: can let me grab my tool that I don't know 39 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:06,680 Speaker 1: where it is. I love this, like My favorite story 40 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:08,840 Speaker 1: about him trying to be a handyman is when he 41 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:10,560 Speaker 1: was he took twenty minutes to try and find a 42 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:12,800 Speaker 1: stud and could not find the stud So I walked 43 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:14,320 Speaker 1: in the room and I just went right and it 44 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:18,799 Speaker 1: took the stunt finder first. This is a trend. It's 45 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:21,200 Speaker 1: wrong move Monday. Feel better about your Monday by hearing 46 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:25,160 Speaker 1: about other people's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad decisions. 47 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:30,240 Speaker 1: Call us up eighty eight three four three one oh 48 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:32,520 Speaker 1: six one. Text in four one oh six one. What's 49 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:35,040 Speaker 1: a wrong move that you made to make people feel 50 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:38,519 Speaker 1: better about their Monday? Naomi? What's up? What's your wrong move? 51 00:02:38,639 --> 00:02:42,000 Speaker 1: I was newly single and I decided to go out 52 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:45,639 Speaker 1: and get a new piercing. M my seventeen year old 53 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:48,600 Speaker 1: at the time, had told me I should get Snapchat 54 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:50,799 Speaker 1: because all the great filters for photos. I was like, 55 00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:55,079 Speaker 1: oh yeah, this is fine. Drinking one night and woke 56 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:57,360 Speaker 1: up in the morning to my daughter rushing in my 57 00:02:57,440 --> 00:03:00,919 Speaker 1: room like, oh my god, Mom. I said, what she said, 58 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:04,679 Speaker 1: You posted a picture of your piercing on Snapchat. I said, 59 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:08,080 Speaker 1: uh no, I was just taking a picture. So apparently 60 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:12,600 Speaker 1: I had hit add the story instead of safe. Oh, 61 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:15,760 Speaker 1: and tons of her friends who were hitting me up 62 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:19,519 Speaker 1: from daming me. What was the messages you got back? 63 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:21,959 Speaker 1: I had her friends hitting me up like hey, how 64 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:24,040 Speaker 1: are you doing. I saw you got a new piercing. 65 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:26,480 Speaker 1: Did you want someone to massage it for you? And 66 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:31,040 Speaker 1: are you serious? Ext like that from her friends? Why 67 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:33,000 Speaker 1: they were all follow me on Snapchat when I had 68 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:36,680 Speaker 1: just signed up, No idea? Was that the total wrong move? 69 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:39,000 Speaker 1: Please don't tell me that it continues too well. So 70 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:40,600 Speaker 1: one of her friends had hit me up. I met 71 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:42,640 Speaker 1: up with them at a bar. So one of her 72 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:47,040 Speaker 1: friends older brothers actually stopped by about two weeks later 73 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:49,960 Speaker 1: when I had been drinking and we had a little 74 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:52,440 Speaker 1: bit of fun. So yeah, it was kind of awkward 75 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:58,240 Speaker 1: for her because it was actually her boyfriend's older brother. Okay, 76 00:03:58,680 --> 00:04:01,320 Speaker 1: wrong move and then kind of unless you regret that 77 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:03,280 Speaker 1: kind of a right move at some point. I mean 78 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:05,760 Speaker 1: it looked fun. Yeah it was fun. It's just a 79 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:11,080 Speaker 1: one time thing. But yeah, it's a wrong move Monday 80 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:13,840 Speaker 1: where we tell you about other people's terrible, horrible, no good, 81 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:16,159 Speaker 1: very bad decisions in order to make you feel better 82 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:19,080 Speaker 1: about your Monday. And if you didn't think it was 83 00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:20,560 Speaker 1: the wrong year, and throw out all the food in 84 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:23,200 Speaker 1: your house, or try to do it yourself project again 85 00:04:23,279 --> 00:04:26,400 Speaker 1: and fail miserably, or post pictures of your naughty bits 86 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:30,080 Speaker 1: on Snapchat, then congratulations, Monday's looking pretty good, isn't it. 87 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:32,039 Speaker 1: Or if you didn't go out in public without a 88 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:37,360 Speaker 1: mask like I did and got COVID and despite being 89 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:41,440 Speaker 1: boosted and all that good stuff, Christian, our digital producer, 90 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:43,400 Speaker 1: had got COVID and it was out there last week 91 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:45,760 Speaker 1: because it was that's a wrong move. It was nice 92 00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:47,440 Speaker 1: to stay at home with my docky, but I missed y'all. 93 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:49,080 Speaker 1: And the reason though he sounds a little roughly right 94 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:51,000 Speaker 1: now is because he's still wearing a mask. Because y'all 95 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:55,000 Speaker 1: see thought a mask with the rest of my life twice, 96 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:57,960 Speaker 1: I'm not getting there. You go, Did you get COVID again? 97 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,479 Speaker 1: And now you have to have a mask surgically attached 98 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:02,560 Speaker 1: to your face for yours your life? If you didn't, 99 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:06,040 Speaker 1: then congratulations, your Monday's going pretty good. It's wrong move Monday. 100 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:07,480 Speaker 1: The segment where we make you feel better about your 101 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:10,159 Speaker 1: Monday by telling you about other people's terrible, horrible, no good, 102 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:12,039 Speaker 1: very bad decisions. Remember, you can follow a show on 103 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:14,279 Speaker 1: social media at the Jewil Show, follow us all individually. 104 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:16,120 Speaker 1: I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm at that Dreas now, I'm 105 00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:18,440 Speaker 1: at Christian Grass now I'm at Day News and listen 106 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:20,360 Speaker 1: to Wrong Move Monday every single Monday at this time. 107 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:23,200 Speaker 1: Feel better about your Monday by hearing about other people's terrible, horrible, 108 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:27,040 Speaker 1: no good, very bad decisions. The Jewbil Show on demand,