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Speaker 1: From UFOs to psychic powers and government conspiracies. History is

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Speaker 1: riddled with unexplained events. You can turn back now or

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Speaker 1: learn the stuff they don't want you to know. A

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Speaker 1: production of My Heart Breeding. Hello, welcome back to the show.

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Speaker 1: My name is Matt, my name is Noel. They called

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Speaker 1: me Ben. We're joined as always with our super producer

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Speaker 1: Alexis code named Doc Holiday Jackson. Most importantly, you are you,

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Speaker 1: You are here, and that makes this the stuff they

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Speaker 1: don't want you to know. It is the top of

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Speaker 1: the week. We are verging into autumn, the great fall

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Speaker 1: uh and it is honestly great. It's like our favorite

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Speaker 1: time of the year. But the news keeps coming and

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Speaker 1: you will be surprised, we hope, by some of the

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Speaker 1: things we found today. Now, obviously there are a lot

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Speaker 1: of stories in the West that are rightly taking up

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Speaker 1: a lot of national attention, the ongoing scandal at Mara Lago,

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Speaker 1: the ongoing war in Ukraine. But the point of our

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Speaker 1: weekly Strange News segment is to establish that a lot

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Speaker 1: of other stuff is happening all the time and it

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Speaker 1: just doesn't get reported. Animals are taking over cities again

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Speaker 1: like they did in the pandemic we talked about that. Remember, Uh,

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Speaker 1: there are of course turkeys are still jerks. Uh. There's

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Speaker 1: a lot of crazy stuff going on in space, real stuff,

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Speaker 1: not weird sci fi stuff. People are having rocky romances

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Speaker 1: with holograms. Uh. And nowadays you can't even trust turtles.

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Speaker 1: Maybe we start there home. What happened? I mean, to

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Speaker 1: was pretty much debunked, the notion that during the pandemic,

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Speaker 1: like the way hills and the dolphins were returning, you know,

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Speaker 1: to the shores of our fair lands. You know, this idea,

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Speaker 1: This is like a natural reset. Things weren't less bad,

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Speaker 1: but you're right, it was. It was exaggerated. There were

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Speaker 1: really like going into townships pretty frequently. But but nature

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Speaker 1: the race and all of that. UM never really thought

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Speaker 1: is it toko and raisor tokey and raisor from turtles

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Speaker 1: to the secret of the use. That was pretty scary turtle.

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Speaker 1: I think he was used from a snapper. UM that

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Speaker 1: I didn't know that. I didn't know were you wearing

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Speaker 1: that footage. Well, you don't talk about the hat for us,

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Speaker 1: just for us, we're just not addressing it where we're here.

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Speaker 1: You have to use your imagination anyway. Yeah, but it

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Speaker 1: turns out turtles are real, real cranks, uh, and some

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Speaker 1: And before this lady sounds silly, it's a really big turtle.

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Speaker 1: To it's big, big, old like like galapago. Sian. Oh,

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Speaker 1: have biological, physical, romantic relationships for quite some time until

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Speaker 1: it all changed. That's right. Segue segue in the segment

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Speaker 1: to a sad story that I think sets us up

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Speaker 1: for the future. You guys know about holograms, Yeah, you

425
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:54,439
Speaker 1: know like them? Yeah yeah, yeahs yes, underrated show, At

426
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:57,720
Speaker 1: least from my memory, nobody ruined that for me, So

427
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Speaker 1: there's pretty good. There's there's a sad story that ran

428
00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:04,960
Speaker 1: across that needs to be told, and it concerns a

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Speaker 1: man named Akihiko Condo. Four years ago, Condo got married

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Speaker 1: to the woman of his dreams. Her name a sun

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00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:19,520
Speaker 1: A Miko. She was a hologram vocal Lloyd said the

432
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:25,840
Speaker 1: voice library, Yeah, and it was using a voice synthesizer software.

433
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:29,880
Speaker 1: This was the first virtual singer, as you pointed out.

434
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Speaker 1: But he recently became a widower at the young age

435
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Speaker 1: of thirty five, not because of irreconcilable differences between the

436
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:46,480
Speaker 1: personalities involved, but because the software stopped updating. The company

437
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:50,399
Speaker 1: that created and maintained the software canceled their service in

438
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:56,879
Speaker 1: March of and uh, this poor guy condo was recovering

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00:27:57,200 --> 00:28:00,199
Speaker 1: from this, but it took a long time. This is,

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Speaker 1: you know, from his perspective, the love of his life,

441
00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:07,159
Speaker 1: and he has not been able to interact with or

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00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:12,520
Speaker 1: talk to his spouse what he sees as his spouse.

443
00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:17,800
Speaker 1: And this story gets a little creepy because a hologram

444
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:21,439
Speaker 1: sixteen years old when they get married. Uh, they had

445
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:25,159
Speaker 1: a big wedding in Tokyo, forty guests. And there is

446
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:28,679
Speaker 1: actually there are actually a couple of terms for what

447
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:33,760
Speaker 1: this is. The motivation, the psychological motivation for this is

448
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:39,360
Speaker 1: something called fickty sexuality or FicT ophelia. It describes the

449
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:45,640
Speaker 1: inclination of sexual or loving attraction towards characters or people

450
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Speaker 1: that do not exist, so bridging the gap between the

451
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:52,720
Speaker 1: real and the imagined. The reason I wanted to bring

452
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:55,400
Speaker 1: this story today is because it's easy for us to

453
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Speaker 1: laugh at it. Right. There are a few of us

454
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Speaker 1: who are probably chuckling, and you say, well, you know,

455
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:05,920
Speaker 1: it's not that bad. You didn't lose a human spouse, Dude, right,

456
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:10,200
Speaker 1: or you can always recover the software or make some

457
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Speaker 1: new version of it, but for him it will not

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Speaker 1: be the same, you know. Uh. And I think this

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Speaker 1: is an excellent opportunity for us to talk a few

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Speaker 1: minutes about whether this is a fluke, whether this is

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Speaker 1: a harbinger, not our pal Jordan's, but an actual harbinger

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Speaker 1: of things to come. And my question for those of

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Speaker 1: us listening along today, fellow conspiracy realist in the future,

464
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Speaker 1: would you ever consider a long term romantic relationship with

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Speaker 1: a computer with a piece of software with a hologram? Uh?

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Speaker 1: If so, and if you had a hot take about it,

467
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Speaker 1: just hit me on Twitter, Bimble and hs W. But

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00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:53,480
Speaker 1: for now, I want to hear what Matt Noill have

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00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:58,440
Speaker 1: to say. Well, Um, I'm a big fan of cuddles

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Speaker 1: and I'm just skeptic in how well, you know, maybe

471
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Speaker 1: there's gonna be some kind of cuddle tron nine thousand

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Speaker 1: that becomes compatible with you know, software programs. I mean,

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Speaker 1: maybe that would work, But if that wasn't, if that

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Speaker 1: didn't exist, then I'm not into it. I'm a big

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Speaker 1: fan of uh, of gentle caresses. I'll give him out

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Speaker 1: as much as I'll receive them. But I should like

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Speaker 1: receiving them. But my girlfriend, I love her to death,

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Speaker 1: she can only do those for about two minutes at

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Speaker 1: a time. Uh So I would I would love to.

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Speaker 1: I would love to have a separate side relationship with

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Speaker 1: the machine that can just do infinite gentle caresses. Um,

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Speaker 1: that's on the table, you know. I'd be totally open

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Speaker 1: about it, wouldn't look I mean, we we already have

484
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Speaker 1: so many relationships with machines. I mean, not to overstate

485
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Speaker 1: the case, but sort of the idea of like, does

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Speaker 1: the metaverse only exist if it's virtual reality. I think

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Speaker 1: that's the point that Facebook and Meta are kind of missing.

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Speaker 1: It's the metaverse is the Internet. We already have a metaverse.

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00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:05,440
Speaker 1: We already have like things like Fortnite and uh and

490
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Speaker 1: and roadblocks and and Minecraft, you know, virtual environments. So

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Speaker 1: how is a relationship with, say, I don't know, just

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Speaker 1: a video game you know, or or anything that you

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Speaker 1: are interacting with that much different? Shut out in thirty

494
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Speaker 1: rock in Japan? What what was that? What was that line? Then?

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Speaker 1: Why is this pillow here? What? What? Why is this

496
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:35,680
Speaker 1: standard here? Why is this chair here? Exactly? Because they're

497
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:40,600
Speaker 1: attacks they're here to serve us here you love them.

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00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:42,920
Speaker 1: There's such a sad line in this article. I'm sure

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Speaker 1: you saw this as well. Been um the one on

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Speaker 1: CBR dot com by Michael Cerna. Um, it's just the

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00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:51,960
Speaker 1: image here. It's like the It's like the last shot

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Speaker 1: of a Black Mirror episode. It says. The thing is

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00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:58,520
Speaker 1: still around, it just can't talk anymore. The AI part

504
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:01,960
Speaker 1: is what lost the law the support, so he says.

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00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:04,920
Speaker 1: While the projection of Miko can no longer respond to

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Speaker 1: his voice, Condo says he has continued to talk to

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Speaker 1: it and eats his meals with the now silent virtual

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00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:15,000
Speaker 1: character facing him. Yeah. Yeah, and I was just about

509
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:18,600
Speaker 1: to get to that there. This is a device. The

510
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:22,280
Speaker 1: foundation of this is device that's called gate Box all

511
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:28,280
Speaker 1: one word. It's about dollars us and it allows the user,

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Speaker 1: the owner, to interact with holographic fictional characters and have

513
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:36,200
Speaker 1: something that feels like a chat. Although this is not

514
00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:39,560
Speaker 1: as advanced as Lambda, to be honest, the next step

515
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:43,800
Speaker 1: is getting something like this with something like Lambda, and

516
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:46,960
Speaker 1: this step after that is allowing it some sort of

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Speaker 1: physical form, right, tangible form. I mean this like a

518
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:54,080
Speaker 1: series of canned response to this kind of or could

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Speaker 1: it adapt Like I'm just wondering what level of AI

520
00:32:56,800 --> 00:33:01,080
Speaker 1: were talking here, the level of AI. We're not super

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00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:06,480
Speaker 1: clear on the sophistication on how close it can come

522
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Speaker 1: to mimicking a conversation, you know what I mean? Unlike Lambda,

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Speaker 1: if you asked me Kull what her thoughts were on

524
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:22,000
Speaker 1: life and the nature of existence, you probably wouldn't have

525
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Speaker 1: as in depth and answer as Lambda. But you know,

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00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:30,280
Speaker 1: you could say that about the comparison between almost any

527
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:33,400
Speaker 1: too human beings. They're gonna have, They're gonna have different

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00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:38,040
Speaker 1: uh levels of importance that they assigned to philosophy philosophical questions.

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Speaker 1: I also don't think we should necessarily judge people who

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Speaker 1: are experiencing this. I mean, the world, for billions of

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Speaker 1: people is ending every day and it's a very lonely place.

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Speaker 1: Some of some of our friends in the audience today

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Speaker 1: maybe going through some emotional turmoil. To me, the lack

534
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:03,520
Speaker 1: mirror aspect of this is that society is approaching a

535
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:08,880
Speaker 1: time where it will be possible to reproduce some version

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Speaker 1: of your loved ones mind after they had passed beyond

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00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:19,520
Speaker 1: the mortal coil. And to me, that seems incredibly dangerous.

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00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:22,400
Speaker 1: Just the power of grief is such a compulsion, you know,

539
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:25,680
Speaker 1: beyond words. Um, I don't know if I could do it.

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00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:30,719
Speaker 1: We've all the bleacher song was right, everybody's lost somebody, right,

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Speaker 1: But would you want to live in a world where

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00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,560
Speaker 1: that person could come back? You know, you never had

543
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:39,879
Speaker 1: to lose your grandmother, your spouse, your child. You would

544
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:44,200
Speaker 1: have a hologram. Their activity on social media had been

545
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:49,360
Speaker 1: uh analyzed, along with three emails, all their other digital footprints,

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00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:52,600
Speaker 1: such that it could create a reasonable impression of them

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Speaker 1: to talk to you from beyond the grave. To me,

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00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:58,399
Speaker 1: that that's really disturbing. But to some people that would

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00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:02,560
Speaker 1: help them process their grief. What do you guys think? Yeah,

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00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:05,839
Speaker 1: I think it could help you process grief. It's just

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00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:12,000
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, slippery slope dude, Like it's a

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00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,600
Speaker 1: way of like never letting go. It's a way of

553
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:17,480
Speaker 1: never moving on. Yeah, that's what I would worry about,

554
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:21,520
Speaker 1: getting trapped right, um in the in an illusion of

555
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:24,719
Speaker 1: something that is that you're you're feeling a lot of

556
00:35:24,719 --> 00:35:28,080
Speaker 1: grief about and you're sad about constantly. Was leaky at

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00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:30,759
Speaker 1: the gate Box website. As we've been talking here, I

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00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:34,759
Speaker 1: didn't know that they're unveiling a new one, or they

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00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:38,719
Speaker 1: did last year that is human sized, like a very

560
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:42,280
Speaker 1: large version of the same small kind of Alexa sized

561
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:45,359
Speaker 1: one that the person and that we're talking about today had.

562
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:49,000
Speaker 1: They're offering new ones that are human sized. And you

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00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:52,480
Speaker 1: just imagine putting that image of you know, a loved

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00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:55,960
Speaker 1: one who's lost inside that box that you then get

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00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:59,880
Speaker 1: to interact with and as you're saying, processing with that person.

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Speaker 1: It could be incredible, but it could also I don't

567
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:08,440
Speaker 1: know something about there's something unknown or unseen when you

568
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:12,400
Speaker 1: begin that process, you know, and then maybe it it

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Speaker 1: halts one psychological progress. I want to shout out Ben

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00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:20,279
Speaker 1: Dooley and his Sako, you know over at the New

571
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:24,800
Speaker 1: York Times, who wrote an excellent article about these related

572
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:28,759
Speaker 1: questions that come up. Also want to thank the good

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Speaker 1: folks over at Futurism, especially Victor Tangermann who wrote an

574
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:37,680
Speaker 1: excellent article about this. But most importantly, folks, before we

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00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:40,359
Speaker 1: go to the ad break, I want to preemptively thank

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00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:43,680
Speaker 1: you for reaching out and answering these questions. Would you

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00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:47,600
Speaker 1: want an electronic version of your of your loved one

578
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:50,040
Speaker 1: return to you in some way? Would that think make

579
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:53,480
Speaker 1: things easier? Would that make them more difficult? Do you

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00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:55,960
Speaker 1: believe that the idea of people falling in love with

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00:36:56,000 --> 00:37:00,839
Speaker 1: holograms and software is legit? Is it's something that you

582
00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:03,799
Speaker 1: are skeptical of, or do you think it's some sort

583
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:09,160
Speaker 1: of bio bigotry. Whatever it was that Blake Lemoyne called

584
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:12,640
Speaker 1: opinions about Lamb Duck. Can't wait to hear your thoughts. Folks,

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00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:15,759
Speaker 1: like it or not, it seems that we're increasingly approaching

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00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:19,799
Speaker 1: a world where something like a ghost becomes reality. Will

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Speaker 1: pause here for a word from our sponsor, and then

588
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:25,480
Speaker 1: we're going further into the future. I'm excited about this one.

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00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:35,920
Speaker 1: All right, we're back and uh, we're gonna look to

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Speaker 1: the skies. Everybody, just go ahead and pause. Take a

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Speaker 1: moment here, Look up. If there's a ceiling there, well

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00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 1: you're you're gonna have to go outside. But if not,

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00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:50,680
Speaker 1: hopefully you're seeing, you know, just the infinite expanse that

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00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:54,480
Speaker 1: just keeps on going out wherever your eyes can see.

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00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:58,919
Speaker 1: And here's the deal. There's a lot of stuff out

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00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:05,240
Speaker 1: there that's just line around, really stinking fast, almost inconceivably fast.

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00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:08,560
Speaker 1: For the physics that we're aware of on this planet.

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Speaker 1: Some of them are big, someone were really tiny, some

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00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:15,400
Speaker 1: of them were just medium sized. But the ones that

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Speaker 1: are big are dangerous. We've talked about it on this

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Speaker 1: show before. Near Earth asteroids are one of the things

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00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:28,240
Speaker 1: that will eventually wipe out a bunch of life on Earth.

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00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:34,319
Speaker 1: They in the past. It will have it's we know it.

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Speaker 1: Uh So all we can do is prepare as much

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Speaker 1: as we possibly can in the event that we can

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Speaker 1: see one of those things coming at us in advance

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Speaker 1: and come up with a plan to take care of

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Speaker 1: it before we are taken care of by it. So

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Speaker 1: introducing DART, also known as double Asteroid Redirection Test. This is,

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Speaker 1: according to NASA, it's first plan a terry defense test mission.

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Speaker 1: There's a Guardian article you can check out right now.

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Speaker 1: It's titled NASA to crash three D and thirty million

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00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:12,920
Speaker 1: dollars spacecraft into asteroid to see if impact can alter course.

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00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:15,120
Speaker 1: Can check that out right now and the Guardian. There's

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Speaker 1: also a ton of writing about this on space dot

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Speaker 1: com and really any other outlet. You can just type

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Speaker 1: in DART asteroid d a R t asteroid and what

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00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:28,319
Speaker 1: we're talking about here is going to occur in just

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Speaker 1: a few days from when you're hearing this on September

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Speaker 1: at seven fourteen pm Eastern time, you will be able

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Speaker 1: to witness everything we're about to discuss. So here we go.

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Speaker 1: Dart is a spacecraft that was launched on November. It

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Speaker 1: was launched from a SpaceX Falcon nine rocket and it

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00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:55,200
Speaker 1: has been traveling extremely fast towards its target. It's this

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Speaker 1: thing called the Diddimos d I d y m O

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Speaker 1: S binary asteroid system. It's about six point seven million

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Speaker 1: miles away from Earth. That's eleven million kilometers and uh,

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Speaker 1: Didymus is very interesting. It is a binary asteroid system.

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Speaker 1: So you've got one primary asteroid that is just hurtling

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Speaker 1: through space, and then around it there is a smaller

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Speaker 1: asteroid called Dimorphos, and it is orbiting this asteroid. Uh,

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Speaker 1: it's really cool, and it's actually orbiting with if you're

633
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Speaker 1: looking at it from Earth, So imagine the camera if

634
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:34,680
Speaker 1: you're watching this is Earth. Here is the larger asteroid.

635
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:38,160
Speaker 1: The smaller one is orbiting this way, so it's passing

636
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:42,920
Speaker 1: in front of the larger asteroid, which is very important

637
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:45,359
Speaker 1: because that's the only way that we on Earth with

638
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:48,520
Speaker 1: our sensors and telescopes can tell that it is in

639
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:52,600
Speaker 1: fact a binary asteroid system. Super cool because you can

640
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:56,239
Speaker 1: actually watch the brightness of that main asteroid kind of

641
00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:59,720
Speaker 1: get brighter and less bright as this thing is passing

642
00:40:59,719 --> 00:41:02,480
Speaker 1: around out that's going to come into play in just

643
00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:05,839
Speaker 1: a moment here. So what Dart is going to do,

644
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:09,640
Speaker 1: you guys, is going to itself and it currently is

645
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:14,920
Speaker 1: doing this hurdle through space until it reaches that smaller asteroid,

646
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,799
Speaker 1: the one that's orbiting around the larger one, and it's

647
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:24,800
Speaker 1: going to literally slam itself into di MorphOS And it's

648
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:27,960
Speaker 1: a mission that Dart shall not return from. And whether

649
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:30,160
Speaker 1: or not it's aware of that, who knows it is,

650
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:34,600
Speaker 1: you know, robotic in nature, it's a program um, But

651
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:36,919
Speaker 1: it is going to slam into that thing, and then

652
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:39,960
Speaker 1: scientists are going to measure the brightness that we can

653
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:43,080
Speaker 1: observe from Earth of the larger asteroid to see whether

654
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:47,200
Speaker 1: or not that kinetic impact was actually able to change

655
00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:51,480
Speaker 1: the orbit of that smaller asteroid. Super cool stuff in

656
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:55,240
Speaker 1: my opinion, guys, because it's a small, like first test

657
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:58,200
Speaker 1: of what we would do if there was a giant

658
00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:01,040
Speaker 1: asteroid headed towards Earth. You know, there was going to

659
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:03,920
Speaker 1: be a collision with Earth. Could we actually knock it

660
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:08,760
Speaker 1: off of its trajectory enough to save ourselves? Practice again

661
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:11,319
Speaker 1: before you play it for money, you know what I

662
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:15,960
Speaker 1: mean exactly? And Japan is doing something really interesting around

663
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:19,680
Speaker 1: this too. We should talk about the Higha Busa too.

664
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:22,960
Speaker 1: I don't know why I'm actually Japanese themed in this

665
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:26,360
Speaker 1: week's Strange News, but the Hia Busa too. It's a

666
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:31,960
Speaker 1: project from Jackson, the Japanese Space Exploration Agency, to bomb

667
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:36,680
Speaker 1: an asteroid Mr Show style see if they can create

668
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:41,800
Speaker 1: a crater on it. Possible applications of that experiment of

669
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:47,920
Speaker 1: successful include the future of mining in space, as well

670
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:52,680
Speaker 1: as the hope that eventually humans can figure out how

671
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:55,759
Speaker 1: to how to spin the cue ball to get the

672
00:42:55,800 --> 00:43:01,000
Speaker 1: trick shots they want and avoid you know, Earth getting smacked. Apparently,

673
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:03,840
Speaker 1: Apparently a lot of videos of trick shots and stuff

674
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:06,359
Speaker 1: on the Internet and on TikTok involved people in green

675
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:11,840
Speaker 1: screen suits carrying the balls around. And that's all absolute malarkey.

676
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:17,440
Speaker 1: People who do amazing trick shots and they're legit. If

677
00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:20,640
Speaker 1: you can see them in any town with a pool hall,

678
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:23,919
Speaker 1: there's there's gonna be like one person and they're weird

679
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:26,319
Speaker 1: about it too, man, Like they probably have their own,

680
00:43:26,719 --> 00:43:29,000
Speaker 1: uh pool queue. I know, I'm speaking to the crowd

681
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,120
Speaker 1: here because we've got some pool sharks in the audience,

682
00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:33,480
Speaker 1: I bet. But have you ever like we have a

683
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:36,719
Speaker 1: place called the Independent, which is a pool hall by

684
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:38,840
Speaker 1: a local theater, and I love to go to the

685
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:41,360
Speaker 1: pool hall and play a few games before going to

686
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:44,239
Speaker 1: see a film. And I'm always impressed by these guys

687
00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:47,759
Speaker 1: who come in with their little like their little case right,

688
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:50,279
Speaker 1: it's about maybe a foot and a half long, and

689
00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:53,240
Speaker 1: they open it up and they start screwing together thirds

690
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:55,719
Speaker 1: of this of this pool stick like they're going to

691
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:58,920
Speaker 1: kill the president with it or something. They bring their

692
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:01,439
Speaker 1: own chalk in yeah, yeah, and they bring their own truck.

693
00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:05,040
Speaker 1: They're amazing. Like I'm sure they have nicknames like Dad

694
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:10,360
Speaker 1: or I don't know, but yeah, can't be faked. But

695
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:12,640
Speaker 1: there are a lot of people who legitimately do them,

696
00:44:12,719 --> 00:44:19,200
Speaker 1: so maybe we should be asking them NASA. Yeah, yeah, well, hey,

697
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:21,320
Speaker 1: guys in the pool queue thing just made me think

698
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:25,960
Speaker 1: of from the story about the kangaroos, I read a

699
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:28,360
Speaker 1: phrase that I've never seen before, and some of the

700
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:31,440
Speaker 1: reporting on that gel Blasters do you guys know the

701
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:34,600
Speaker 1: jel blaster is I saw that too. I saw that

702
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:37,480
Speaker 1: to lay it on us. It's a paintball gun. But

703
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:41,160
Speaker 1: the nomenclature gel blasters all over Australia. I've never heard

704
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:46,120
Speaker 1: of it before. I had either I thought such a name.

705
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:52,000
Speaker 1: Yeah right, blast that gel you know, because people are

706
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:54,800
Speaker 1: apparently using gel blasters, at least according to one source,

707
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:59,399
Speaker 1: they're using jill blasters to fight off the kangaroos. Okay, well,

708
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:03,080
Speaker 1: in this case, we're using a million dollar It's not

709
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:06,600
Speaker 1: a satellite. It's a spacecraft. It looks like a satellite,

710
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:09,520
Speaker 1: but it doesn't do any orbiting. It's just as shooting

711
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:14,440
Speaker 1: directly at an asteroid. One particularly cool thing with this

712
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:17,560
Speaker 1: is that there's a tiny little I guess it would

713
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:19,920
Speaker 1: kind of be a satellite. Guess this another little spacecraft.

714
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:24,439
Speaker 1: It's gonna get ejected or released from this dart spacecraft

715
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:28,920
Speaker 1: just before impact, and it's got sophisticated camera system on

716
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:31,759
Speaker 1: it where it's gonna observe the impact, so we can

717
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:35,239
Speaker 1: actually have a visualization of what's occurring, can watch the

718
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:39,239
Speaker 1: plume of dust that comes out whenever they hit. And

719
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:41,279
Speaker 1: that's one way we're gonna look at it. The other

720
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:43,839
Speaker 1: way is, as I mentioned before, scientists on Earth are

721
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:48,440
Speaker 1: gonna measure that brightness and dimming that's going to occur

722
00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:51,879
Speaker 1: on that main asteroid. Uh And and it's a huge deal,

723
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:54,480
Speaker 1: you guys. It really is a huge deal. There's so

724
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:58,440
Speaker 1: much preparation that has gone into this single test, so

725
00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:02,680
Speaker 1: much technology is going into this single spacecraft just to

726
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:05,640
Speaker 1: get it to be able to see the asteroid, because

727
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:09,839
Speaker 1: it has to identify that small asteroid that remember is

728
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:14,000
Speaker 1: going it's orbiting around this other large asteroid, and it

729
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:19,600
Speaker 1: is traveling at three point eight miles per second. Think

730
00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:23,680
Speaker 1: about that, three point eight miles per second. That thing

731
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:26,680
Speaker 1: is just zooming through the air. And then it's onboard

732
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:32,120
Speaker 1: system has to identify the orbiting asteroid and calculate where

733
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:34,720
Speaker 1: the orbit is going to be as it is heading

734
00:46:34,719 --> 00:46:37,240
Speaker 1: straight towards it and make a direct head on impact.

735
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:42,080
Speaker 1: That's nuts. That's why it's three thirty million dollars because

736
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:45,400
Speaker 1: you gotta figure that all that stuff out. Um. And

737
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:48,160
Speaker 1: then I just keep thinking about in the future when

738
00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:51,600
Speaker 1: we have seen some of these asteroids that are somewhat

739
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:53,799
Speaker 1: dangerous to Earth, because this one is not, by the way,

740
00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:58,440
Speaker 1: this this asteroid is poses no danger to Earth, that's

741
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:01,000
Speaker 1: why they're testing it out here this region of space.

742
00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:03,640
Speaker 1: But when they do come, like, we have to be

743
00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:06,799
Speaker 1: prepared so far in advance, we're gonna need to have

744
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:11,799
Speaker 1: these things sitting around, like nuclear missiles and silos all

745
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:17,480
Speaker 1: over the planet just ready to launch in a quiver. Yeah,

746
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:22,239
Speaker 1: it's scary, but it's also just the air the defense here.

747
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:25,200
Speaker 1: I know a lot of people will hear about something

748
00:47:25,239 --> 00:47:28,200
Speaker 1: like this and think that it's a waste of money, right,

749
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:33,439
Speaker 1: that's just another boon doggle. But it's tough for It's

750
00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:36,640
Speaker 1: tough for the people working on this project because nobody

751
00:47:36,719 --> 00:47:43,440
Speaker 1: wants to be the person who, when the asteroid hits says, ah, yeah,

752
00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:47,319
Speaker 1: my bad. Uh. I just thought three thirty million was

753
00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:52,120
Speaker 1: a lot. Yeah, which is normal people, but not the governments. Yeah,

754
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:54,759
Speaker 1: and we definitely don't want to find ourselves in one

755
00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:57,080
Speaker 1: of those don't look up situations where we are, as

756
00:47:57,080 --> 00:48:00,959
Speaker 1: you said, Ben, testing out the tech on the day

757
00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:04,360
Speaker 1: the event today. Right. Um, I'll just give you a

758
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:08,600
Speaker 1: quote that NASSA wrote here on its website about Dart. Quote.

759
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:11,680
Speaker 1: While no known asteroid larger than a hundred and forty

760
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:14,759
Speaker 1: meters in size, which is like the dangerous size has

761
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:18,000
Speaker 1: a significant chance to hit Earth for the next hundred years.

762
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:23,040
Speaker 1: Only about forty percent four zero percent of those asteroids,

763
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:29,160
Speaker 1: the dangerous ones, have been found as of October. So yeah,

764
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:34,640
Speaker 1: still hanging out flying around could be dangerous and we

765
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:41,200
Speaker 1: don't even know they're there. Yeah, and the technology, at

766
00:48:41,239 --> 00:48:48,040
Speaker 1: least the technology that the public knows about regarding satellite destroyers, folks,

767
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:51,560
Speaker 1: that's that's very impressive, and it's very good to shoot

768
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:54,879
Speaker 1: little manmade things out of the sky, but it's not

769
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:59,440
Speaker 1: enough to stop an asteroid. It would be like using

770
00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:02,359
Speaker 1: a ping pong ball to try to stop a speeding car,

771
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,640
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. You can hit it, it'll

772
00:49:05,719 --> 00:49:08,439
Speaker 1: hit you right after. But yeah, exactly, you could even

773
00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:12,400
Speaker 1: blow it up into a hundred pieces, and those pieces

774
00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:15,200
Speaker 1: are still going to hit the planet. And it's not

775
00:49:15,239 --> 00:49:17,560
Speaker 1: good because the smaller Oh here, this is one of

776
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:20,399
Speaker 1: the last I'm just reading two more quotes here from

777
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:23,759
Speaker 1: the Guardian article. Uh, just again to give you the

778
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:27,279
Speaker 1: scale and the danger. Here, the best known collision of

779
00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:29,879
Speaker 1: an asteroid or you know, a planetary body like that

780
00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:33,080
Speaker 1: and the Earth occurred sixty six million years ago when

781
00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:37,440
Speaker 1: a ten kilometer wide asteroid struck in the Yucatan Peninsula

782
00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:43,279
Speaker 1: of Mexico. That's the one that killed about seventy five

783
00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:47,640
Speaker 1: of all life on Earth, including those dinos that we

784
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:50,160
Speaker 1: we love to hang out with their fossils. Um ten

785
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:54,280
Speaker 1: kilometers wide, so huge, and it impacted and killed seventy

786
00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:59,120
Speaker 1: of the life on Earth. But not your ancestors, folks. Congratulations.

787
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:02,440
Speaker 1: Somehow we were like, we're good, We're gonna climb out

788
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:06,480
Speaker 1: of that primordial us. Baby. But then there's another one

789
00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:10,600
Speaker 1: that's mentioned by the article that occurred in February. We've

790
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:14,239
Speaker 1: mentioned this one on the show before. The diameter of

791
00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:18,440
Speaker 1: this one was only twenty meters and it didn't actually

792
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:21,880
Speaker 1: make impact with Earth. It exploded while it was flying

793
00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:26,880
Speaker 1: through Earth's atmosphere and it triggered a four hundred kiloton blast,

794
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:31,320
Speaker 1: a huge blast, and it injured over fifteen hundred people.

795
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:34,800
Speaker 1: So just think about that. It was only twenty meters

796
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:39,799
Speaker 1: in diameter and it caused some serious harm. There's a

797
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:43,600
Speaker 1: lot of space between those twenty meters and ten kilometers

798
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:48,600
Speaker 1: and the things that are flying around. I don't know, man,

799
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:51,480
Speaker 1: it's an existential dread. Josh Clark would would be happy

800
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:53,520
Speaker 1: we're talking about this. He has a whole episode and

801
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:58,040
Speaker 1: show about this. I think before Josh got to his series, uh,

802
00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:00,759
Speaker 1: The End of the World with Josh Clark, we did

803
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:08,560
Speaker 1: a number of videos and articles about really dreadful stuff.

804
00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:12,000
Speaker 1: If you're scared of the asteroids right now, well you

805
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,799
Speaker 1: should be aware of them, and you should hope these

806
00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:18,080
Speaker 1: experiments work. But you should if you really want to

807
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:22,560
Speaker 1: be terrified, look into Gamma ray burst. There is nothing

808
00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:26,440
Speaker 1: that can be done if it happens lights out. There's

809
00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:29,360
Speaker 1: not even a way to anticipate that it will happen.

810
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:32,080
Speaker 1: You will just be there one moment listening to a

811
00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:36,680
Speaker 1: show like this perhaps and gone the next. So make

812
00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:50,000
Speaker 1: it count. Yeah, everybody. You can order Kangaroo Meet online

813
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:53,480
Speaker 1: at places like Fossil Farms dot com. That was that

814
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:55,920
Speaker 1: was for you? A, Uh, they're not they're not spot

815
00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:58,520
Speaker 1: through this episode. Speaking of the end of the world

816
00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:03,239
Speaker 1: or just cosmic um, was it it where like the

817
00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:07,279
Speaker 1: world is like there's the world Tortoise or something like that. Yes,

818
00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:12,799
Speaker 1: and and then there's also like discworld where the where

819
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:15,319
Speaker 1: the like the world is a disc balanced on the

820
00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:19,400
Speaker 1: back of a giant tortoise and an elephant other things.

821
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:23,320
Speaker 1: I think. So the tortoise is matterin in the Stephen

822
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:26,200
Speaker 1: King universe, and there's a great rhyme there from the

823
00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:30,160
Speaker 1: Dark Tower. It's like, see the turtle of enormous girth

824
00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:35,120
Speaker 1: on his shell, he holds the earth YadA YadA, YadA, YadA,

825
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:39,040
Speaker 1: tortoise YadA YadA. By the way, no he didn't, but

826
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:41,640
Speaker 1: but yeah, that's an old myth. Uh And I'm glad

827
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:43,759
Speaker 1: you brought it up. Man. People have been trying to

828
00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:47,640
Speaker 1: figure out the architecture of the heavens since before they

829
00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:53,480
Speaker 1: called themselves people. With some successes, um, with some successes.

830
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:58,439
Speaker 1: Here's the further successes and hopefully the dart is successful

831
00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:02,720
Speaker 1: and you can watch it on September again at around

832
00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:06,920
Speaker 1: seven pm Eastern time. You can check out NASA's website

833
00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:09,040
Speaker 1: to learn how to live stream it because you can

834
00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:11,680
Speaker 1: actually watch it live. NASA is doing a whole media

835
00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:13,719
Speaker 1: day on it, and actually I think the whole media

836
00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:17,520
Speaker 1: week or something learn all about it. But yeah, it's

837
00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:21,359
Speaker 1: gonna be interesting. I want to watch. I'm down does

838
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:24,560
Speaker 1: good work. In the meantime, check out the James Webb telescope,

839
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:29,680
Speaker 1: which is making some amazing images of the deep ink,

840
00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:32,360
Speaker 1: you know what. And when you're watching Dart, why not

841
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:35,399
Speaker 1: try kangaroo Burger? Why am I shilling for kangaroo meeting

842
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:37,920
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, I think it just skipped lunch.

843
00:53:38,239 --> 00:53:41,640
Speaker 1: But but Matt, thank you for bringing this story about

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