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Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home?

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Speaker 3: Either way, we want to be there. Doesn't matter how

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Speaker 2: We want to send you off in style.

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Speaker 1: We wanna welcome you back home. Tell us all about

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Speaker 1: ity scared her? Was it fine?

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Speaker 2: Now?

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Speaker 1: Porn? Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do your need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do your need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Ride with Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need

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Speaker 2: a ride? This is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 1: And this is Karen Kilgarriff.

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Speaker 2: We are childless cat ladies and we are taking this

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Speaker 2: country back. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, cat style.

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Speaker 2: Sorry big families with dogs.

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Speaker 1: You're screwed. M I think it's funny that anyone would

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Speaker 1: come at childless cat ladies like you. Clearly don't know

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Speaker 1: what you're dealing with. In coming at childless cath lady.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the least threatening person you know.

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Speaker 1: Who also let's attack usually has a big fucking brain,

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Speaker 1: a lot of funny things to say. Uh, truly doesn't

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Speaker 2: Probably hasn't had kids because of compassionate reasons they're making.

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Speaker 1: They're making quality choices in their life.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, doesn't want to bring a kid into your world?

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Speaker 2: JD Grandpa, j D, b J TG kDa. Just why

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Speaker 2: are you hiding that your name is Tommy or Bobby

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Speaker 2: or Billy? Grow up?

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Speaker 1: Does it sound.

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Speaker 2: These initial names? And I mean everybody, every single one.

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Speaker 2: It's for little leaguers. Come on, BJ, give it a

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Speaker 2: little poke.

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Speaker 1: But I do love there are people who have three initials.

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Speaker 1: C Pounder is the person I'm thinking of, the great actress. Uh.

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Speaker 2: Cch Pounder is her name? Are these adult films?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 1: Less?

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I don't know cch is.

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Speaker 1: Yes, you do. If I showed you a picture, you go,

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Speaker 1: I know her?

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Speaker 1: Well, oh my god if that was a reveal.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry. It's an interesting name.

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Speaker 1: And also it would be the coolest if suddenly you're

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Speaker 1: getting blown up on Instagram because cch Pounder cares about

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, I take back what I said about the

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Speaker 2: adult film industry. One I respect, by the way, and support. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm I'm not. I don't want to make waves with

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Speaker 1: Anyone with initials two initials specifically, what about her? Sorry,

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Speaker 1: she has and so she doesn't she doesn't get added

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Speaker 2: Oh, yes, I'm looking at a picture for now.

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Speaker 3: Oh on a Lisa's showing Christ Yes, sure, yeah, right, yes,

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to think of what There's been so many moves,

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Speaker 1: On at least you want to read a couple of those.

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Speaker 1: I'm credits selecting absolutely once I get this eye.

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Speaker 2: That's I can't think of another three initial name.

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Speaker 1: I don't think the Shield Avatar, oh, RoboCop.

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Speaker 2: watched season fourteen.

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Speaker 1: Yet from nineteen ninety five.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, let's not go through with the anguish of that

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Speaker 2: last time when you guys spoiled Bones for me.

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Speaker 1: The entire run, the twenty two years of Bones were

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Speaker 2: You do. Oh wow, it seems like but you're doing

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Speaker 1: I know it feels wrong, but it is right.

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Speaker 2: That's why it feels so right. Did I tell you

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Speaker 1: Lisa Fairbanks knows how to make a joke. Yep, there's

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Speaker 1: no there's no doubting that she helped coach me on

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the yeah hearing two siblings laugh and see

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Speaker 2: studying brothers and sisters.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what about the show Brothers and Sisters.

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Speaker 2: Oh, don't give any spoilers that.

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Speaker 1: But here's the thing that related. Oh no, spoiler alert.

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Speaker 2: I should have seen it coming. I should have seen

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Speaker 1: get to do exclusively here in California. Other states suck it,

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Speaker 1: but you do it for so long that the light

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Speaker 2: or I always look both ways, even as a passenger.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it is very considered of you to do that.

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Speaker 2: I will grab the wheel, the steering one.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I'll take care of that first I'm worried about

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Speaker 1: Just let me merge and wave. This needs to be noted.

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Speaker 1: It's happening a BMW. Let me merge. I'm definitely doing.

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Speaker 2: Oh you did. Now they think you want to meet

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Speaker 2: I do? That was too much. Your wave was like, hey,

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Speaker 2: Don't worry about this guy is just my friend.

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Speaker 1: Don't you want to go to an open field?

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, bring the hatchet, bring all your stuff.

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Speaker 1: Come on, it's field time. What if this car doesn't

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you told them it's field time, field.

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Speaker 1: Time, sir. It was just so nice. I've I don't

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Speaker 2: Right. Yeah, it's it's and I've gotten used to it. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and it's for people just waving each other. No you

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Speaker 2: They're for dinner, just kindly wasting everyone's time behind them.

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Speaker 2: And those people aren't mad.

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Speaker 1: No. But this, yeah, this, I think the part of

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Speaker 2: Do not even get me talking about the New Delhi traffic.

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Speaker 1: So many vespa off brand in vespas.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I do appreciate I wave. I always acknowledge when

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Speaker 1: But my oh, I stop paying attention to the directions.

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Speaker 1: But my windows are tinted illegally dark. So I was

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's why I have a I have tinted

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Speaker 1: It is, and you're at least you're naming animals.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and and so you know if you're that's not

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Speaker 2: just for Karen right here.

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Speaker 2: Assuming you can see it. Yeah. I will always do

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, and then you can manipulate it. I can

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Speaker 2: My fingers can do it all. I need a spotlight

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Speaker 2: and a dark room.

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Speaker 1: Fixer didn't happen.

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Speaker 2: It's daytime is the where I've had so many shadow

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Speaker 1: What a terrible mistake.

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Speaker 2: I I've always thought that would be funny if a

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Speaker 1: Correct, Yeah, I get you, I got real. I actually

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Speaker 2: Thing you did. Okay, I thought I repeat it sometimes

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Speaker 2: when you didn't wave to me.

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Speaker 1: I didn't wave you on it for the reference. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I was actually wondering how I've missed

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Speaker 2: It just is, well some of these drive through we

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Speaker 2: are going to a very exciting new dunkin Donuts drive through,

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Speaker 2: and we've decided before recording that we will not eat

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Speaker 1: You know, we didn't actually talk about it. So basically

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Speaker 1: I think is which just happened?

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Speaker 2: No, no, I've i've I've dropped crumbs, I've eaten into

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Speaker 1: In other area codes. That's what I wanted you to

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Speaker 2: She really did look like Daria.

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Speaker 1: My anecdote is that I was at a place today

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Speaker 2: That's okay. What I do at this point is say,

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Speaker 2: You put your bare foot essentially in a closing elevator door.

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Speaker 2: That's dangerous.

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Speaker 1: Because he said that's okay. Before my foot flicked out,

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Speaker 1: I couldn't see I did my glasses on. It really

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Speaker 2: Yeah, latstriations, lats. I had them as a kid. They're

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Speaker 1: Maybe you should get just lats back.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I used to be tore up from the floor off,

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Speaker 1: Hold on, we have to put in our order at don't.

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Speaker 2: You tell me? Yeah, I don't know what happened to me. Hi,

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Speaker 2: I'll have a s'mores anything.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, no, we need a second. Sorry, weird? Thank you?

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Speaker 2: We're podcasting.

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Speaker 1: Oh look at the choices. This is Nutso do you

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Speaker 1: guys know what you want?

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Speaker 2: I'll have an iced coffee and a blueberry muffin. Coffee cake,

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Speaker 2: blueberry muffin.

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Speaker 1: Okay, it's an iced coffee. Do you want medium?

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Speaker 2: Medium?

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Speaker 1: A medium's great?

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Speaker 2: Uh? Maybe a pump of vanilla, A little.

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Speaker 1: Vanilla, yes, please? And then also a blueberry muffin? Onalis,

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Speaker 1: Can I get a mango pineapple refreshing? Yeah? What size

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Speaker 2: Media? Okay? And can?

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Speaker 1: Then? Can I get two medium mango pineapple refreshers? What

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Speaker 1: do you think I'm gonna do? Lemonade? Both lemonade? Please?

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Speaker 1: And then oh you have to get do you want

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Speaker 1: a donut on aalise?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: You might as well. Chris is getting a muffin. I

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Speaker 1: mean maybe the I've heard I've heard things about the munchkins.

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Speaker 1: Let's get some munchkins when so? Can we get the

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Speaker 1: ten munchkin order? Thank you?

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Speaker 2: Your hair looks like it's from a commercial about hair.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: It is moving on its own accord, almost in a

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Speaker 2: great job with your roots. I'm being I'm not trying

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Speaker 2: But it's the coloring. You don't know you've had good

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Speaker 2: coloring until it's had me see it. Knowing nothing about hair,

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Speaker 1: Great, and saying, check out that hair color.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, just looked like I didn't say, did you get

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Speaker 2: new hair? It looked like you got a transplant. I'm like,

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Speaker 2: did you go to Bosley Institute? I almost said, but

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Speaker 2: it looks great.

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Speaker 1: I'm not just the president, I'm also a member.

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Speaker 2: Yes, the classic hair clfes for men reference. Yes, it's

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Speaker 2: I'm not bragging. I will you know, I'll insult myself

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Speaker 2: in many ways and I try not to. But I'm

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Speaker 2: not going bald.

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Speaker 1: Not anytime soon.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm like a cheat. I'm like a chia. I'm

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Speaker 2: like a chinchilla. Yeah, or chia? Is that the plant

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Speaker 2: that it grows out of a pot? Yeah? Why did

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Speaker 2: I forget? Why did I think all it was a

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Speaker 1: Sudden, Well, a chinchilla is. And they sound similar? Is

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Speaker 1: that the confusion?

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Speaker 2: Yes it is, but both have the kind of head

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Speaker 2: of hair I'm wanting and having.

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Speaker 1: It is what I think we're agreeing exactly.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So I'm taking a little time to brag about myself.

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Speaker 1: Good because I'm sure it made you feel bad to

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Speaker 1: really compliment me about my.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there was an imbalance in the car.

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Speaker 1: You had to get in there and say, hey, wait

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Speaker 2: You can smell it. You can almost smell the thick imbalance.

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Speaker 1: But I got to believe it was like some sort

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Speaker 1: of keratin treatment. So not only did I get my

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Speaker 1: a real nice conditioning thing, which I think is what

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Speaker 1: you're seeing in the piece is flowing like self.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it's very shiny, but not in an oily way,

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Speaker 2: thank you, in a dry, almost light refractive type way.

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Speaker 1: Great. Yeah, I'm loving.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, very very silky, very very good, very good.

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Speaker 1: Thanks Chris.

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Speaker 2: There was a time I guess where I had. We're

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Speaker 2: just waiting in line. Yeah, the real conversation starts when

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Speaker 2: the wheels are rolling.

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Speaker 1: That's right, We're almost we're almost conversationally in a dead

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Speaker 2: It, right exactly. But I had a bald spot in

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Speaker 2: silver dollar from what I didn't even know was there.

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Speaker 2: My friend, my roommate was like, that's been there the

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Speaker 2: whole time I've known you, A perfect bald spot center

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Speaker 2: a dermatologist and he said, oh, that's alopecia. Ooh, I'll

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Speaker 2: give you a shot. A steroid. A needle went in there.

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Speaker 2: All the hair grew back white. So I had a

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Speaker 2: first host of talk soup white tuft like a skunk thing.

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Speaker 1: I wish I could reference that name right now.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, man John something. No, no, that's a comic, a

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Speaker 2: It was insane, and over time it went back to

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Speaker 2: I don't know why Will Smith hit Chris Rock that

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Speaker 2: you know, just give it. I don't. I didn't, Oh god,

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Speaker 2: thank you. Threw it at me like I'm a busker.

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Speaker 2: I gave Karen three dollars and she took two of

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Speaker 2: guy guy playing guitar at the beach. She balled it

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Speaker 1: Thank you. I'm so excited about the munchon. Okay, great,

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Speaker 1: can you take that?

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Speaker 2: Oh yes, wow, that's a lot of liquid.

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Speaker 1: Also, those are mediums, I mean, fucking Nutso what is

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Speaker 1: the large?

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Speaker 2: Just one of those helmets with two straws coming out

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Speaker 2: of it. Are these identical beverages?

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Speaker 1: They are?

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Speaker 2: Oh sorry turtles. Oh that's the worst sound ever.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that was like styrofoam, a styrofoam sound.

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Speaker 2: Okay, before we get out on the road, I want

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Speaker 2: to show you that the only video I've had go viral.

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Speaker 2: It's earned me over seven dollars already. What in the

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Speaker 2: It's a skateboarding video and I just approve. Yes, thanks

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Speaker 2: see that, Chris?

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Speaker 1: Will you put that on our socials?

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Speaker 2: Sure?

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Speaker 1: Come on.

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Speaker 2: See I've been skating and I wanted to show you

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Speaker 2: that one because I actually left the ground.

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Speaker 1: What was that move called.

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Speaker 2: It's called a no comply, but I hit it off

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Speaker 2: the curb. Yeah, so it's a curb no comply.

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Speaker 1: And now our curb no comply is rare.

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Speaker 2: They've made a comeback. But secretly I've been doing them

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Speaker 2: since the nineties. So it's one of those tricks that

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Speaker 2: I have in the bag. Yes, and so when I

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Speaker 2: pull it out, a lot of young kids think, oh,

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Speaker 2: you're doing a current trick, and I'm like that tricks

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Speaker 1: Now, would you say, of all the tricks you can

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Speaker 1: the craziest.

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Speaker 2: No, it's one of the easiest. For Oh, it's just

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Speaker 2: a matter of committing to landing on it.

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Speaker 1: Why would that go viral then, because for other people

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Speaker 1: it's not as easy.

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Speaker 2: That's what I My self esteem went through the roof

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Speaker 2: because all these pro skater friends were like, I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: need some pointers on that one, Like no, yeah, really,

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Speaker 2: my ego that and the fact I've never bald or

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Speaker 2: had balded or had a cavity. You know, I just

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Speaker 2: felt like a superhero for a day.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, per day.

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Speaker 2: And again I've made upward close to eight dollars.

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Speaker 1: I mean, that's got to feel incredible.

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Speaker 2: I've gone viral. It is the video I've done of

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Speaker 2: all the comedy twenty five years of stand up under

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Speaker 2: my belt, my little skate videos got more views from strangers.

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Speaker 2: I got a little notification confetti You're part of the club.

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Speaker 2: I mean imagine I'll get a plaque? Are you?

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Speaker 1: Is that Instagram or TikTok. It's just Instagram. Let's get

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00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:16,440
Speaker 1: more of those going for you. Thanks how I mean, no,

445
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:18,000
Speaker 1: this is a plan, let's do it.

446
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:21,480
Speaker 2: I just switched my little account. I didn't know you

447
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:25,320
Speaker 2: can monetize. It's a button. So that's just my first

448
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:28,159
Speaker 2: Who knows how I'd probably be a homeowner.

449
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:30,880
Speaker 1: Congrats, Well, thank you, you're going to get there.

450
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:35,160
Speaker 2: But the comments on there were like childhood heroes, even

451
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:39,359
Speaker 2: an emoji of flame or something. I was nerding out

452
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:43,640
Speaker 2: my little no comply over them. There's a famous there's

453
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:47,720
Speaker 2: a larger planter at Costco, the only place I skate

454
00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:52,360
Speaker 2: that is like twelve feet long, and some kid hit

455
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:54,360
Speaker 2: his board on that and no copply it over that

456
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:58,000
Speaker 2: whole thing and that was like a featured trick of

457
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,600
Speaker 2: the month or whatever on all the so so I

458
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:04,399
Speaker 2: think it reminds people of that one. Yeah, it was

459
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:06,440
Speaker 2: just good timing. That's how you got to be with

460
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:08,720
Speaker 2: his social media stuff. See what's trending.

461
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:11,160
Speaker 1: Get in there, say I can do this too.

462
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:14,879
Speaker 2: Plant or curb no complies are huge this month.

463
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:17,360
Speaker 1: I was saying that. I was just saying that earlier,

464
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:19,400
Speaker 1: and you never know, next month it might just get

465
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:24,120
Speaker 1: me canceled. It's like you can't talk about no complies anymore.

466
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:28,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Sorry.

467
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:30,320
Speaker 1: What was the name that you saw that really got

468
00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:34,480
Speaker 1: your heart racing? When they somebody that you're saying childhood hero?

469
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:35,520
Speaker 1: Can you name them?

470
00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:40,480
Speaker 2: It's funny because some of them are friends that i'd

471
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:46,160
Speaker 2: like feel like a dork. It's so funny. You could

472
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:50,000
Speaker 2: put me in a room with John Ham And I

473
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:55,760
Speaker 2: don't know why. I always think of John Gosling Gillen

474
00:25:55,880 --> 00:26:03,320
Speaker 2: Hall movie. I can't think of famoue famous people, but

475
00:26:03,359 --> 00:26:06,600
Speaker 2: the skateboarders that I grew up with their picture on

476
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:11,280
Speaker 2: my wall, Yes, who are yeah? One? You know there's

477
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:14,240
Speaker 2: a guy named Barker Barrett that he's one guy that

478
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:22,560
Speaker 2: likes comedy and we just have organically corresponded on social media.

479
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:26,080
Speaker 2: I didn't know what it was. I did not because

480
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:28,359
Speaker 2: his handle isn't his name. I thought it was just

481
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:31,399
Speaker 2: a nice guy that also likes to skate curbs. But

482
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:33,640
Speaker 2: he's one of my my favorite skaters.

483
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:36,320
Speaker 1: It was a secret hidden skateboard star.

484
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:39,199
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and he was like wow, and that just

485
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:43,119
Speaker 2: that wow, as you know, because we're both he's in

486
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:47,159
Speaker 2: his fifties and you know, yeah, we're all just holding

487
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:52,600
Speaker 2: on for the little pleasures. And so yeah, that's that's

488
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:54,639
Speaker 2: the name I'll drop. If you want me to drop

489
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:57,919
Speaker 2: a name, I do. Yeah, Barker Barrett. I like if

490
00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:00,800
Speaker 2: he's a good job. Here's what I have to say

491
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:01,640
Speaker 2: to Barker Barrett.

492
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:05,840
Speaker 1: Good job to you, Good job to you being an

493
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:07,159
Speaker 1: industry pioneer.

494
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:11,720
Speaker 2: Yeah right, yeah, Barker Barrett. We all loved your video

495
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,680
Speaker 2: now and later back when you skated for the the

496
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:18,119
Speaker 2: old company Planet Earth Planets Skateboards.

497
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,760
Speaker 1: Thank you, you know, yeah, yeah, we all feel this way.

498
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:26,800
Speaker 2: Karen's always talking about Brian lott Brian Lockey Lottie. Brian

499
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:29,600
Speaker 2: Lottie is a is a skateboarder. I grew up very

500
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:33,040
Speaker 2: much enjoying his tricks and his style. And then one

501
00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:37,520
Speaker 2: day he did all the artwork in the Apple stores.

502
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:39,919
Speaker 2: He's a painter now, oh shit, and he got a

503
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:43,320
Speaker 2: huge account. I was like, oh, I got to tell

504
00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:46,560
Speaker 2: him congratulations. But I've never met him, don't have access

505
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:49,240
Speaker 2: to him, but in my mind he's been in my

506
00:27:49,359 --> 00:27:54,360
Speaker 2: life for thirty plus years. But so anyway, if you're listening,

507
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:58,199
Speaker 2: Brian Lottie, Karen and I both big fans, Brian, we

508
00:27:58,359 --> 00:27:59,400
Speaker 2: like your paintings.

509
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:02,000
Speaker 1: I like you before you were in the Apple store.

510
00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:05,280
Speaker 2: Yep, yep, I'm not saying yeah, I liked I liked

511
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:06,600
Speaker 2: you when you were poor.

512
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:08,920
Speaker 1: I liked you, or before you were sellout.

513
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:10,080
Speaker 2: Yeah.

514
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:13,320
Speaker 1: No, how much time we spent talking about selling out

515
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:15,760
Speaker 1: in the nineties and how sad that is in twenty

516
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:16,320
Speaker 1: twenty four.

517
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:22,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, and everyone that was talking that way is realizing

518
00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:24,560
Speaker 2: it was a poor way to look at life.

519
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:28,920
Speaker 1: Well it literally, Yeah, you really have to do quality

520
00:28:29,119 --> 00:28:30,919
Speaker 1: and in the experience.

521
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,280
Speaker 2: You really have to be on the hunt for that

522
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:36,640
Speaker 2: perfect sellout. Yeah, and I'm trying.

523
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:40,840
Speaker 1: I'm trying, I mean hold out a little further.

524
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:43,440
Speaker 2: Yes, Yeah, I don't think skateboarding is going to be

525
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:45,600
Speaker 2: my future, but it did make me feel good.

526
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:48,680
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen two orange on top?

527
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:53,320
Speaker 2: They are, yeah, a blinking yellow which we you and

528
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:58,240
Speaker 2: I know as proceeded with caution yield. But someone climbed

529
00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:02,080
Speaker 2: up on there like it was monkey bars and hung

530
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:07,440
Speaker 2: two caution flags from the post.

531
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:10,160
Speaker 1: Which I think is gilding the lily. I'm already looking

532
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:14,600
Speaker 1: at a blinking yellow official stoplight. You don't need to

533
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:16,280
Speaker 1: tell me to be careful as I look at it.

534
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:18,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, you might as well tie a couple of basketball

535
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:20,480
Speaker 2: shoes together and fling them over the pole.

536
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:24,400
Speaker 1: Is it a BMX Star, No, that's just a child.

537
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:29,080
Speaker 1: Damn it. Crying, Lottie, are you here?

538
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:34,000
Speaker 2: That actually the two wheel mechanism that kid was on.

539
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:39,880
Speaker 2: It's an e bike, but they are like street legal,

540
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:43,960
Speaker 2: and that child, I think you and I both know,

541
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,160
Speaker 2: doesn't have a driver's license. He was not of a

542
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:50,320
Speaker 2: driving age. He was, but he was on a e

543
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:53,680
Speaker 2: bike that probably goes forty five miles an hour, has

544
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:56,200
Speaker 2: dirt bike tires on a suspension.

545
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:59,680
Speaker 1: I have seen these bikes and I've seen children on

546
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:03,720
Speaker 1: them with no helmet driving in traffic in Los Angeles.

547
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 2: And as someone that doesn't wear a helmet while skateboarding,

548
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:09,040
Speaker 2: although it did today, I was skating a bull and

549
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:12,280
Speaker 2: I didn't want to hit my head, so I've got

550
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:15,440
Speaker 2: a helmet and i got kneepads. But on a motorcycle,

551
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:18,400
Speaker 2: it is not when it's a matter of time when

552
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:23,560
Speaker 2: you collide with a car. And I'm sorry motorcyclists out there.

553
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:27,080
Speaker 2: We got a lot of hog riders that listen to

554
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:27,959
Speaker 2: this program.

555
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:29,960
Speaker 1: They know that that's part of the danger.

556
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:32,560
Speaker 2: They're all about Yeah, that you think you got to

557
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:33,280
Speaker 2: be open to it.

558
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:34,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, you better be.

559
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:40,000
Speaker 2: It's not if it's when you're courting danger. Yeah, and

560
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:44,560
Speaker 2: that kid shouldn't be on that powerful of a silent killer.

561
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:49,480
Speaker 2: All the electronic bikes, you can't hear them coming in

562
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:53,880
Speaker 2: my Neighborhoodally, there are these little motorcycles that like people

563
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:58,240
Speaker 2: buy kids and it has the loudest like you know,

564
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:03,880
Speaker 2: lawnmower motor on it, like it's with tiny wheels. That's

565
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:06,320
Speaker 2: a whole different thing that's so loud that it's like,

566
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:09,080
Speaker 2: we get it. You don't want anyone to hit you.

567
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:14,160
Speaker 2: Maybe that's what the whole Harley Davidson thing is that's

568
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:18,160
Speaker 2: always bothered me. They're so loud, they set off car alarms.

569
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:23,360
Speaker 2: It's ear pollution, it's a nuisance. But maybe it's a

570
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:26,200
Speaker 2: safety thing, because when you're on the freeway and you

571
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:29,840
Speaker 2: hear a Harley like so loud coming up behind you,

572
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:32,040
Speaker 2: you'd like veer out of the way and make room

573
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:35,440
Speaker 2: for them. Yeah, I'm just now out loud realizing that

574
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:37,320
Speaker 2: they're just concerned for their own safety.

575
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:41,760
Speaker 1: I mean, perhaps, but there are people who do that

576
00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:47,400
Speaker 1: to their cars for right, for bizarre you will you

577
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:50,440
Speaker 1: will acknowledge me reasons that I'm like, okay, except for

578
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:54,000
Speaker 1: can't it be turned down like eleven decibels? Right, so

579
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:56,520
Speaker 1: that we're not all just suffering for the eight seconds

580
00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:57,720
Speaker 1: you pass through our life.

581
00:31:57,920 --> 00:32:03,520
Speaker 2: No, sorry, born with a little will. Sorry.

582
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:07,120
Speaker 1: Man, When you say it like that, it all makes sense.

583
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:11,840
Speaker 2: Yeah. Just can you please turn your engine down? And

584
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:17,160
Speaker 2: they just flash you a baby picture? Oh my apologies. Yeah,

585
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:19,520
Speaker 2: it can be as loud as you want. That was

586
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:21,719
Speaker 2: an anomaly of nature.

587
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:22,680
Speaker 1: Do your thing.

588
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:25,680
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know if that's the reason.

589
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:27,800
Speaker 1: I mean, everyone has their.

590
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:33,200
Speaker 2: Reasons, yes, yes, yeah, yeah, someone they want to be tough.

591
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:36,480
Speaker 2: It's like some people get like me. I got a

592
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:38,760
Speaker 2: tattoo because I thought people would stop messing with me.

593
00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:41,120
Speaker 1: But it's what was the tattoo of?

594
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:44,360
Speaker 2: Well, it's under my shirt and it's my mother's name, incursive.

595
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:50,880
Speaker 2: But in certain circles that'll get me. Uh, you know,

596
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:55,760
Speaker 2: someone's meal out on the yard. Oh if I ever

597
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:56,600
Speaker 2: get locked.

598
00:32:56,400 --> 00:33:00,680
Speaker 1: Up, is that something you're planning on doing or no?

599
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:05,800
Speaker 2: No, I'm not going to jail. Okay, great, yeah, pay

600
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:09,640
Speaker 2: my taxes. Never never done it, I'm honest.

601
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:15,360
Speaker 1: Well, but you are skating. No, complies over planters in

602
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:17,240
Speaker 1: Costco without permission.

603
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:20,720
Speaker 2: Yes, someone could just out of nowhere a pedestrian. I

604
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:23,600
Speaker 2: didn't see them. My board flies hits them in the temple.

605
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:26,520
Speaker 2: I'm locked up inslitary manslaughter.

606
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:27,120
Speaker 1: It's over.

607
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:30,720
Speaker 2: That's when I get my father's name on the other chest.

608
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:33,240
Speaker 1: And people start they're like hey on, people on the

609
00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:36,520
Speaker 1: cell blocker like no, please don't and you're like, look,

610
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:37,560
Speaker 1: I'll let it go this time.

611
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:40,680
Speaker 2: Just give that guy your commissary. He loved his parents.

612
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:45,440
Speaker 2: Coming up on the left and in front of a

613
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:50,360
Speaker 2: seventy thousand dollars house, we have a raccoon ready. Cyber

614
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:54,840
Speaker 2: truck trucks still my favorite news item. It's not the best,

615
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:57,280
Speaker 2: and we have so many news items these days.

616
00:33:57,280 --> 00:33:59,520
Speaker 1: Oh, there's so much news items to pick from.

617
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:02,239
Speaker 2: It it's just I've tried to write jokes about it,

618
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:04,880
Speaker 2: but it's it's ends up being because the drivers are

619
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:07,600
Speaker 2: garbage or whatever. You know, there's not a good joke

620
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:09,399
Speaker 2: that you're going to make. And that one, by the way,

621
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:12,280
Speaker 2: was just off that I was just riffing there. Clearly

622
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:14,799
Speaker 2: I didn't actually say that to an audience. Good, but

623
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:18,160
Speaker 2: they really do. It has to be I think They

624
00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:23,720
Speaker 2: especially look like European dumpsters, like not the blue ones

625
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:26,279
Speaker 2: we know around here. So I don't know if these

626
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:29,960
Speaker 2: raccoons are coming over from the UK, but I've seen

627
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:35,040
Speaker 2: the dumpsters posted next to a cyber truck that are identity.

628
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:37,920
Speaker 2: Like the angle is the same. It's like an a

629
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:42,160
Speaker 2: frame that's longer on one side than the other. And so,

630
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,120
Speaker 2: you know, it just makes you realize how much these

631
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:46,240
Speaker 2: raccoons are traveling.

632
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:50,719
Speaker 1: I mean they do. I bet they get on luxury

633
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:53,040
Speaker 1: liners to come over to America.

634
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:55,279
Speaker 2: The way rats used to on the like the Titanic.

635
00:34:55,600 --> 00:35:00,000
Speaker 1: Yes, if they truly care about their passion, which is garbage,

636
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:03,359
Speaker 1: they will make the trip to stick their hands all

637
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:05,880
Speaker 1: over a cyber truck. Yeah, try to get their snacks.

638
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:09,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, then no one ever stops them, like the boat

639
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:12,080
Speaker 2: security is like nap, that's just a cat with a

640
00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:16,160
Speaker 2: robbers mask on. Nah, that's the thing about raccoon, don't lie.

641
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:18,200
Speaker 2: They always have a Zoro mask.

642
00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:21,160
Speaker 1: Oh my god. You know there's a new TV series

643
00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:25,560
Speaker 1: called Zoro. It's a Spanish speaking cast. We ended up

644
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:27,759
Speaker 1: watching it the other night, my friend Zach and Zach

645
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:28,839
Speaker 1: Nory Towers you know him.

646
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:31,719
Speaker 2: Yes, I just did a show with Zach and we

647
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:33,759
Speaker 2: had a great time. Very much like.

648
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:36,719
Speaker 1: Zach, he's the greatest, super funny. Where did you do

649
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:37,200
Speaker 1: that show?

650
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:40,359
Speaker 2: It was in Santa Monica at the West Side Comedy Theater.

651
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:42,719
Speaker 2: Oh fun and Zach and I both had really fun

652
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:46,640
Speaker 2: sets good and yeah, we had a good time talking.

653
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:52,160
Speaker 2: I feel very comfortable. There's certain people where I don't

654
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:56,600
Speaker 2: know Zack that well, but once we start talking, I'm like, oh,

655
00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:57,360
Speaker 2: I've known.

656
00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:58,840
Speaker 1: You forever completely.

657
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:00,640
Speaker 2: There's just a handful like that.

658
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:03,960
Speaker 1: He's the person that I met him through my friend Jacob,

659
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:07,280
Speaker 1: who was who was friends with him. Jacob's from Canada,

660
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:09,279
Speaker 1: came to visit me. He's like, do you mind if

661
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:11,680
Speaker 1: our friend, my friend Zach comes and hangs out and

662
00:36:11,719 --> 00:36:14,680
Speaker 1: now me and Zach are friends. Like it was like immediately,

663
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:17,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, yes, you will be sticking around, right, you

664
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:20,680
Speaker 1: will continue to be a part of this. So oftentimes

665
00:36:20,719 --> 00:36:23,200
Speaker 1: we do like a movie and I just watch like

666
00:36:23,239 --> 00:36:25,520
Speaker 1: a horror movie or something stupid and eat dinner together.

667
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:30,560
Speaker 1: And but lately we're like he sees everything in the theater.

668
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:32,920
Speaker 1: I don't see anything. So I don't want to like

669
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,280
Speaker 1: make him rewatch stuff.

670
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:37,239
Speaker 2: Oh that's funny because out of nowhere, he was like,

671
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:39,799
Speaker 2: do you have an AMC pass right or do you

672
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:45,080
Speaker 2: do the monthly Alamo thing? Like several different options to watch. Yep,

673
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:47,520
Speaker 2: all the movies you want for and it is a

674
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:50,480
Speaker 2: good deal. I need to do that. Yeah, yeah, that's

675
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:51,920
Speaker 2: movie buff.

676
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:54,800
Speaker 1: He's a big movie buff. So we just couldn't pick anything.

677
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:57,800
Speaker 1: And then I'm like, well, let's just see what Zero's about.

678
00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:00,480
Speaker 1: And we ended up watching like two episodes of it.

679
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:03,440
Speaker 1: It was really good and like it was, it was

680
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:07,400
Speaker 1: really interesting and I don't know, that's the thing I

681
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:12,760
Speaker 1: do love about streaming. I love watching other countries' TV

682
00:37:13,239 --> 00:37:15,960
Speaker 1: and like comparing it to our TV and kind of like, oh,

683
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,160
Speaker 1: this is how they do that or this is I

684
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:20,120
Speaker 1: don't know. I think it's super fascinating.

685
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:23,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's gotten to the point where I will

686
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:26,040
Speaker 2: watch pretty much anything French.

687
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:29,759
Speaker 4: Oh really, I just because of that one show that

688
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:33,960
Speaker 4: you yeah It's Mary Anne, Yeah, which everyone I always

689
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:35,920
Speaker 4: tell people watch it and they end up watching the

690
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:41,840
Speaker 4: default English dubbed version, which is, of course it's don't ever.

691
00:37:41,719 --> 00:37:45,239
Speaker 2: Watch a dub thing. I yeah, you get used to

692
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:48,080
Speaker 2: the reading of it and it's I think you enjoy

693
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:52,240
Speaker 2: it more reading it because the narration is so poetic.

694
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:55,040
Speaker 2: But anyway, that just the way the actor, the actors

695
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 2: are so good and that and anything that I've watched

696
00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:01,680
Speaker 2: that's French that makes it onto Netflix. Yeah, be it

697
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:04,759
Speaker 2: like a crime heist thing. Any did you see that one?

698
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:07,120
Speaker 1: I think it's Loupon and it's yeah, I loved it.

699
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:10,920
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, And there's a something I don't know if

700
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:13,920
Speaker 2: it's French New wave or what. What the trend with

701
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:17,920
Speaker 2: French the lighting, just the way that things are lit.

702
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:23,160
Speaker 2: I'd say French new wave because of you know the

703
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:25,239
Speaker 2: guy that did Mon Uncle. I don't know. Is this

704
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:31,279
Speaker 2: getting to ja Yes? Yes, yes, you know Jaquet? Is

705
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:35,000
Speaker 2: that his name? Yess? That's that French new wave. What's

706
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:39,759
Speaker 2: the movie that where it's a bisected house and it

707
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:40,440
Speaker 2: was silent?

708
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:42,000
Speaker 1: I believe it's playtime?

709
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:43,600
Speaker 2: It is playtime? Yeah?

710
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:45,960
Speaker 1: What do we both French heads? Well, here's the thing,

711
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:49,000
Speaker 1: French films. When my dad's in town. We've talked about this.

712
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:51,920
Speaker 1: When my dad's in town, I have to pick movies

713
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:56,279
Speaker 1: that he won't start complaining about because he's very picky.

714
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:59,279
Speaker 1: He loves to say this is phony. Halfway through? Yeah,

715
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:02,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, what do you Sorry, it's a movie, but yeah.

716
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:06,240
Speaker 1: So he always talks about Jacques Tati because he finds

717
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:10,120
Speaker 1: it so creative and delightful. So when he was visiting

718
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:14,239
Speaker 1: last time, we watched one of those movies and I

719
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:17,400
Speaker 1: won't be able to remember now, but it was the

720
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:20,880
Speaker 1: one where it starts in the airport and it basically

721
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:25,600
Speaker 1: follows these American tourists coming into France, going into the city,

722
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:28,800
Speaker 1: going out to dinner, going to a club, all this stuff,

723
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:32,040
Speaker 1: but there's no dialogue, right, that's.

724
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:34,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's playtime was like that. Yeah, and does it

725
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:37,360
Speaker 2: have those long shots with no edit, like fifteen minute

726
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:39,040
Speaker 2: yes shots.

727
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:42,239
Speaker 1: So you are basically and I don't know if that's

728
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:47,120
Speaker 1: considered verte, because it's like you're just sitting there, like

729
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:50,080
Speaker 1: you're on the street and the thing's happening on the camera.

730
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:53,200
Speaker 1: It's like that's how it would have happened in real life. Right,

731
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:55,520
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if that's what that is, but it

732
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:58,480
Speaker 1: like those movies. The one we watched, I wish I

733
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:01,120
Speaker 1: can remember the name of it. There were so many

734
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:05,359
Speaker 1: I started realizing they were hidden like Easter eggs. So

735
00:40:05,719 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 1: when the tourists were at this club. It was called

736
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:11,799
Speaker 1: like the Crown Club, and so you're watching it and

737
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:15,919
Speaker 1: there's really funny physical comedy, like all the waiters were

738
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:17,839
Speaker 1: doing different stuff and dropping.

739
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:20,800
Speaker 2: Stuff because there's no dialogue. It's there's some Charlie Chaplin.

740
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:24,040
Speaker 1: Now it's all yeah, it's a bunch of visual stuff.

741
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:26,240
Speaker 1: But then what I realized is because it's a brand

742
00:40:26,239 --> 00:40:29,680
Speaker 1: new club, so as they're going through the night, things

743
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:33,080
Speaker 1: are falling apart because like they just opened. And then

744
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:35,560
Speaker 1: I realized, I go, wait a second, all the women

745
00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:40,200
Speaker 1: because of course they're wearing like sixties cocktail dresses. Yeah,

746
00:40:40,239 --> 00:40:42,719
Speaker 1: they all have weird I was like, that lady has

747
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:45,800
Speaker 1: a weird scar on her back. Well, slowly but surely,

748
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:49,600
Speaker 1: you realize the chairs they're sitting in are like steel

749
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:52,560
Speaker 1: back chairs with a crown design, like a crown shape,

750
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:55,680
Speaker 1: and the paint from the chairs is getting on the women,

751
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:56,799
Speaker 1: but they but you.

752
00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:58,960
Speaker 2: Just like it's just subtle, very subtle.

753
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,440
Speaker 1: But slowly you realize everyone gets up to dance, and

754
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:04,080
Speaker 1: as they're dancing around, you're like, why, what's on her?

755
00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:06,359
Speaker 1: And then you're like, that's from the chair. And it's

756
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,840
Speaker 1: like so all these ways that are built in of

757
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:12,480
Speaker 1: how this night is terrible and actually like going really badly,

758
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:16,600
Speaker 1: but nobody's noticing. Yeah, and you're noticing because you're just

759
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:18,960
Speaker 1: sitting there kind of, it's so brilliant.

760
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:23,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, and other movies like these damn American films, well

761
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:25,439
Speaker 2: shove it and they'll have someone saying, oh my god,

762
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:28,879
Speaker 2: there's a crown on your back. It's from the chairs, yes, right,

763
00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:31,040
Speaker 2: Like why give the audience some credit?

764
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:34,360
Speaker 1: Give them like let them have the fun of discovery.

765
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:36,839
Speaker 1: But here's the thing that's that I realized as we

766
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:39,120
Speaker 1: were watching that because it was so delightful and we

767
00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:41,799
Speaker 1: like the entire time, we were all having the best

768
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:45,200
Speaker 1: time watching it. And then I was like, this is

769
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:50,439
Speaker 1: art because this is the filmmaker saying they're gonna love this,

770
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:53,080
Speaker 1: and they're gonna love this, like putting in these things,

771
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:56,120
Speaker 1: giving the audience the benefit of the doubt. Then like

772
00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:58,879
Speaker 1: coming up with these amazing The waiters doing this shit

773
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:02,160
Speaker 1: were like the waiters passing a bottle of wine. This

774
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:05,600
Speaker 1: one waiter was drinking wine. Then the headwaiter notices that

775
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:08,920
Speaker 1: the waiters are drinking, so he puts like a burnt cork,

776
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:10,920
Speaker 1: he rubs it on the top of a wine bottle.

777
00:42:11,239 --> 00:42:13,640
Speaker 1: And so then there's one waiter walking around with just

778
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:16,520
Speaker 1: this little black circle of like lipstick on his mouth

779
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:19,360
Speaker 1: because he's the one drinking it. Oh, that's great, Like

780
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:23,000
Speaker 1: things like that that are so subtle and simple but hilarious.

781
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:25,000
Speaker 2: It's funny because I haven't seen this movie and I

782
00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:28,600
Speaker 2: can't stop thinking of it being Buster Katon or Charlie Chafflin,

783
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:31,560
Speaker 2: right like that. That's silent film.

784
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:34,840
Speaker 1: That's it is. It's kind of like an elevated version

785
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:38,319
Speaker 1: of a silent film. Did you see that? Did you

786
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:40,560
Speaker 1: see what that woman and I just that experienced she

787
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:41,279
Speaker 1: and I just had?

788
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:43,600
Speaker 2: Was there no wave? Are we back to? What part

789
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:44,279
Speaker 2: of town are we in?

790
00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:44,360
Speaker 4: That?

791
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:45,160
Speaker 2: She? No? No, No.

792
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:47,239
Speaker 1: What she did is she looked over with a look

793
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:50,360
Speaker 1: of pure panic on our face, and just from that

794
00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:53,520
Speaker 1: I interpreted and waved for over and she just did it.

795
00:42:54,719 --> 00:42:58,120
Speaker 1: That's what women can do if we elect Vice President

796
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:01,319
Speaker 1: gomalayrus that, that's what we can start getting done in

797
00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:02,120
Speaker 1: this country.

798
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:07,080
Speaker 2: Just does Kamala have to have a look of panic

799
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:08,399
Speaker 2: on her face to get things done?

800
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:09,359
Speaker 1: No, she never will.

801
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:12,440
Speaker 2: Oh, we look at her with a panic.

802
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:15,680
Speaker 1: And it will be I am already locked into your

803
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:19,719
Speaker 1: concern and I will make the room for you.

804
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:26,239
Speaker 2: Whoever is in charge of the Instagram or you know

805
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:28,600
Speaker 2: their social media, and they are killing it. There are

806
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:32,360
Speaker 2: so many funny the thing where it show's drump like

807
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:36,960
Speaker 2: they say, uh, she's done this and this and I'm

808
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:39,600
Speaker 2: a convicted Fela and it just cuts it off and

809
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:42,840
Speaker 2: she says, I'm Kamala Harris. I approve this message. That's

810
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:45,080
Speaker 2: the brilliant. I watched it over and over. It's like,

811
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:48,640
Speaker 2: this is one of my favorite comedy videos. There's just

812
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:52,200
Speaker 2: so much energy right now that feels good. We'll also

813
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:53,280
Speaker 2: needed it.

814
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:57,879
Speaker 1: So badly that feels too. Like somebody somewhere said, hey,

815
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:03,120
Speaker 1: we've been like this. The age range needs to change

816
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:06,480
Speaker 1: of people who have their hands on the button. Like

817
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:10,640
Speaker 1: it can't just be some fifty year old that's kind

818
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:13,000
Speaker 1: of managing down and telling people we have to be

819
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:14,719
Speaker 1: careful of this, and we have to be careful of that.

820
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:18,520
Speaker 1: It's like they've basically gotten together and gone. We have

821
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:22,359
Speaker 1: to start doing our own messaging proactively, and we have

822
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:23,840
Speaker 1: to do it to the people that we want to

823
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:28,440
Speaker 1: be speaking to. And the difference between it and what's

824
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:33,600
Speaker 1: come before is so incredibly important and valid where It's

825
00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:37,440
Speaker 1: like these people who are doing that work should be

826
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:40,440
Speaker 1: in charge in a lot of other places and be

827
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:42,680
Speaker 1: given the wheel.

828
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:44,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very exciting.

829
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:49,120
Speaker 1: Let the youngsters up in front. They know what they're doing.

830
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:53,240
Speaker 2: Like my dad says, everything will be fine once old

831
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:57,120
Speaker 2: guys like me are dead, and I'm like, please, Dad,

832
00:44:57,160 --> 00:45:03,560
Speaker 2: don't say that. Also kind of true, he knows, he

833
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:07,400
Speaker 2: knows he golfs with him. But yeah, no offense to

834
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:10,799
Speaker 2: any of your dads. We love our dads enough to

835
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:13,000
Speaker 2: get a tattoo of them. My point is, you know

836
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:13,560
Speaker 2: my point.

837
00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:15,160
Speaker 1: What is your point?

838
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:19,560
Speaker 2: My point is, no comply. Young people are great over

839
00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:20,160
Speaker 2: a curb.

840
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:23,200
Speaker 1: I'm the kind of person that learns one skateboard term

841
00:45:23,239 --> 00:45:25,560
Speaker 1: and I'm going to fucking use it in every possible way.

842
00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:29,160
Speaker 2: I can that that one mentioning that would get you

843
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:30,240
Speaker 2: a lot of street cred.

844
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:33,440
Speaker 1: Great, That's what I'm looking for. Unearned street cred.

845
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:36,799
Speaker 2: Is what I'm all about, because it's a trick that's

846
00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:40,560
Speaker 2: been around the block for a while. And if you said, oh,

847
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:43,360
Speaker 2: I used to be able to no comply, someone will

848
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:47,600
Speaker 2: believe you. So I want to say, early tricks, I used.

849
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:49,719
Speaker 1: To be able to no comply. I wouldn't say I

850
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:52,000
Speaker 1: used to be able to do a no comply. You

851
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:53,600
Speaker 1: want to get in this middle lane, sir.

852
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:58,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, because a no comply that means, oh, you can

853
00:45:58,239 --> 00:46:01,480
Speaker 2: just do one on the flat ground. If you just

854
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:03,920
Speaker 2: say I used to be able to no comply anything,

855
00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:06,440
Speaker 2: then it's like, oh, I can only imagine all the

856
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:09,759
Speaker 2: different ways this person could no comply.

857
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:13,040
Speaker 1: And then I would have to move away quickly because they.

858
00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:15,640
Speaker 2: There will be follow up questions, Yeah, yeah, you got it.

859
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:18,040
Speaker 2: Run you gotta say it and run? What's that?

860
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:21,279
Speaker 1: I used to use an old one. My skateboarding term

861
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:24,120
Speaker 1: that I love to throw around was the mick.

862
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:25,600
Speaker 2: The mc twist.

863
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:27,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, is there another mick.

864
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:33,040
Speaker 2: The Mike McGill invented the mctwist, which is an inverted five.

865
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:37,440
Speaker 2: But that's less believable because you have to have a

866
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:41,200
Speaker 2: vert ramp. It's it's I do specific type of scape

867
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:44,440
Speaker 2: I built want In Quarantine, I'm just saying the backstory.

868
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:47,000
Speaker 2: That's even more questions that are going to be asked.

869
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:49,400
Speaker 2: It has to be something you can do on the

870
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:52,320
Speaker 2: streets as a kid, no matter where you're from, and alie,

871
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:57,600
Speaker 2: oh sure, okay, but everyone's gonna say allie. Yeah, you

872
00:46:57,640 --> 00:47:01,240
Speaker 2: know that's like a go to. This is as classic

873
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:03,640
Speaker 2: a move, but a little more sate, a little more

874
00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:09,520
Speaker 2: like okay, okay, okay, yeah, no comply, okay, no complies. Yeah,

875
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:13,520
Speaker 2: they're not for everybody, but they got respect.

876
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:17,200
Speaker 1: What are what's the term you would use if you

877
00:47:17,239 --> 00:47:20,880
Speaker 1: were trying a little bit to seem impressive. Oh, that

878
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:24,120
Speaker 1: doesn't involvet ramps, are dropping into a bowl or any

879
00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:26,240
Speaker 1: of those things that we don't want to get involved

880
00:47:26,239 --> 00:47:27,440
Speaker 1: in right now, right.

881
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:31,160
Speaker 2: What if I'm in a game of skate, which is

882
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:35,080
Speaker 2: like playing basketball horse, but it's skate tricks. So someone

883
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:38,439
Speaker 2: does a skate trick and you have to mimic that trick, okay,

884
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:40,239
Speaker 2: and if you don't do it, you get a letter.

885
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:40,960
Speaker 1: Great.

886
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:45,759
Speaker 2: Do you understand the rules game? Yep. In a game

887
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:49,520
Speaker 2: of skate which a lot of men my age appropriate

888
00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:52,520
Speaker 2: friend group will play a game of skate, I will

889
00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:57,240
Speaker 2: always get them with my g nolly heel flips. Nollie, Yes,

890
00:47:57,280 --> 00:48:00,160
Speaker 2: it's off the nose and I flip it with my

891
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:03,680
Speaker 2: back foot heel flip that. It's a trick that's easy

892
00:48:03,719 --> 00:48:07,160
Speaker 2: for me, but not everyone learned it.

893
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:11,120
Speaker 1: So you're good at the tricks. Basically, you chose to practice.

894
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:14,600
Speaker 2: Yes, got it. And it's funny because I learned that

895
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:18,520
Speaker 2: one because all my friends could do gnully toe flips.

896
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:21,600
Speaker 2: And we're a group, so it's like, hey, I'll take

897
00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:25,960
Speaker 2: care of this trick. It's weird. But the friend we

898
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:29,040
Speaker 2: weren't competing. We were a group of friends, so I

899
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:33,640
Speaker 2: learned a lot of tricks that they didn't bother learning. Yeah,

900
00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:35,920
Speaker 2: isn't that funny. That's if we're going to go on

901
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:39,080
Speaker 2: tour as a group and do a demo. We got

902
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:41,920
Speaker 2: all between the five of us, we're going to entertain

903
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:46,680
Speaker 2: everyone in this mall. I used to get so excited.

904
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:47,920
Speaker 1: Where's the variety?

905
00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:51,239
Speaker 2: The children ask, yes, that's where this guy comes in.

906
00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:54,799
Speaker 2: And then he burst through a flaming rula hoop like

907
00:48:54,840 --> 00:49:01,560
Speaker 2: a Collie Jake player and does his uh it's you

908
00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:04,120
Speaker 2: don't mention the toe with a regular no life flip.

909
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:06,960
Speaker 2: You don't know it's a kick flip, but it's off

910
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:07,400
Speaker 2: the nose.

911
00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:13,480
Speaker 1: The nose is the front it is. That's a good question, and.

912
00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:13,360
Speaker 2: That's the tail.

913
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:14,280
Speaker 1: The tail.

914
00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:17,600
Speaker 2: The heel is the back part of my foot. What

915
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:20,520
Speaker 2: what we all know to be a heel? So you

916
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:23,160
Speaker 2: do what looks like, hey, this is going to be

917
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:26,640
Speaker 2: an allie, And then suddenly you extend that front foot

918
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:31,760
Speaker 2: and you flick it with your heel and it flip.

919
00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:35,239
Speaker 1: Oh, it flips under you. You come down with the

920
00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:37,400
Speaker 1: in the good faith that it's going to be right

921
00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:37,880
Speaker 1: side up.

922
00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:41,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you it it. Sometimes faith is not going

923
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:44,120
Speaker 2: to be on your side. You got to learn to

924
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:47,440
Speaker 2: land on the bolts, my friend. No, yeah, the bolts,

925
00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:49,719
Speaker 2: otherwise your board will break. That's the all that's the

926
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:52,359
Speaker 2: other hard part about's getting you. You try and land

927
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:54,520
Speaker 2: it willy nilly in the middle, you're gonna break your

928
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:56,759
Speaker 2: board and you have to wait five months and mow

929
00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:59,640
Speaker 2: lawns to get a new one. It was hard. It

930
00:49:59,719 --> 00:50:00,719
Speaker 2: was hard grown up.

931
00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:03,400
Speaker 1: So you were taking so much more risk than just

932
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:05,960
Speaker 1: the risk of physical hurt.

933
00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:09,880
Speaker 2: There were so many times I would paint windows for

934
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:13,279
Speaker 2: Christmas to have money all year, and then I would

935
00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:16,440
Speaker 2: buy a skateboard, go out and snap it in half

936
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:20,640
Speaker 2: immediately immediately. Because skateboards used to be made. There's a

937
00:50:20,719 --> 00:50:24,320
Speaker 2: documentary about this guy that owned a lot of the companies.

938
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:27,720
Speaker 2: They were making the plywood skateboards in like a furniture store,

939
00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:31,720
Speaker 2: and they skated well, but they broke. Like my little

940
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:35,000
Speaker 2: one hundred and fifty pound body was snapping boards like

941
00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:37,640
Speaker 2: I'd go through like three in a summer. I feel like,

942
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:39,920
Speaker 2: now you can drive over them and they don't break.

943
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:44,359
Speaker 1: You should have gotten my skateboard brand this Stingray. Did

944
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:46,040
Speaker 1: I ever tell about the sting Ray I got for

945
00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:46,919
Speaker 1: Christmas one year?

946
00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:50,719
Speaker 2: No, I think I've seen a Stingray. I'm thinking of

947
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:51,600
Speaker 2: a bicycle though.

948
00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:55,239
Speaker 1: Scene ray is, yes, there's Scenewray bicycle. But this thing

949
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:59,879
Speaker 1: was fully plastic. It was red, very thick, plastic, kind

950
00:50:59,880 --> 00:51:03,920
Speaker 1: of small, and I tried to write it down our

951
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:07,879
Speaker 1: street which had just been like paved and graveled, and

952
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:12,040
Speaker 1: it was so loud the gravel, like the noise was

953
00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:13,719
Speaker 1: so loud under it that I didn't realize a.

954
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:15,960
Speaker 2: Car was behind me. Oh wow.

955
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:18,680
Speaker 1: And that was the last time I skateboarded on the

956
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:19,359
Speaker 1: old sting Ray.

957
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:20,680
Speaker 2: You got hit by a car?

958
00:51:20,920 --> 00:51:23,279
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I just was like, boo, I'm not

959
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:25,239
Speaker 1: qualified to be doing this on the road.

960
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:28,280
Speaker 2: I hate it when they invented that type of resurfacing.

961
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:30,279
Speaker 2: They lay down a bunch of oil and then pour

962
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:33,799
Speaker 2: gravel on it. Yeah, so then gravel coated rocks are

963
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:36,800
Speaker 2: flinging in the air, sticking to the side of your vehicle,

964
00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:41,400
Speaker 2: and it doesn't become a smooth street for like three summers. Yeah,

965
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:45,440
Speaker 2: and then eventually it just takes too long. It's like,

966
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:47,880
Speaker 2: are you gonna do my street? Are you going to

967
00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:51,000
Speaker 2: make nature do it over the course of my entire

968
00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:52,239
Speaker 2: teenage years? Yeah?

969
00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:54,000
Speaker 1: Or do we live in a poor part of town

970
00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:55,279
Speaker 1: and you'll never fucking get know.

971
00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:58,560
Speaker 2: It was because I was in the flats. Up on

972
00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:01,400
Speaker 2: the hill they still had ass fault. Oh yeah, but

973
00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:03,360
Speaker 2: down in the flats.

974
00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:05,040
Speaker 1: You're left to your own devices.

975
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:10,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's uh, and you would you would sometimes

976
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:13,120
Speaker 2: there would be an uncovered where they forgot to put

977
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:16,120
Speaker 2: some gravel. It's just a puddle of tar, and my

978
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:18,040
Speaker 2: dad go and sprinkle his own gravel.

979
00:52:18,239 --> 00:52:19,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was.

980
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:22,439
Speaker 2: Left to his own devices. Sometimes when we have these

981
00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:25,560
Speaker 2: conversations that go all around, I feel like it's an

982
00:52:25,680 --> 00:52:29,600
Speaker 2: unused curb your enthusiasm scene.

983
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:31,160
Speaker 1: You mean cutting room floor?

984
00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:35,080
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, yeah, something that you know.

985
00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:41,040
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, well, I sorry, I was I kind of

986
00:52:41,719 --> 00:52:45,600
Speaker 1: uh checked out slightly because oh it's okay, I this

987
00:52:45,719 --> 00:52:50,120
Speaker 1: drink is so sweet. Oh it's why take a sip

988
00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:51,080
Speaker 1: of that if you dare.

989
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:54,400
Speaker 2: Okay, this is what a Lisa and I both ordered

990
00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:58,200
Speaker 2: m That feels good on my cold sores. That's been

991
00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:00,960
Speaker 2: That's an old bit. That's an old bit whenever I

992
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:05,040
Speaker 2: take it drink at Seventh's Drink. I'm sorry that I

993
00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:07,719
Speaker 2: had to pull fifteen years old. I came up with

994
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:10,560
Speaker 2: that one. It's way too sweet.

995
00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:13,799
Speaker 1: It's insane, right, yeah, not a way too sweet? What

996
00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:18,520
Speaker 1: do you agree? I've had about seven Yeah. I mean

997
00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:23,439
Speaker 1: it's like, I love the I love the energy behind it,

998
00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:25,760
Speaker 1: but Jesus fucking Christ.

999
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:28,880
Speaker 2: There are times where I request one pump of vanilla

1000
00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:32,560
Speaker 2: and it still makes my teeth hurt. Yeah, So I

1001
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:34,839
Speaker 2: just I'm a one one pump guy.

1002
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:36,880
Speaker 1: Well, and also one time I was at a dunk

1003
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:40,120
Speaker 1: I went to a Dunkin Donuts at the airport if

1004
00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:42,759
Speaker 1: I could remember where I was, which doesn't matter, but

1005
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:44,480
Speaker 1: that's the kind of thing I start thinking of when

1006
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:46,560
Speaker 1: I tell story like this. Yeah, and I got a

1007
00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:50,000
Speaker 1: bagel with cream cheese, and it was the sweetest bagel

1008
00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:53,000
Speaker 1: I'd ever had. Because it's like, oh yeah, it's Dunkin Donuts.

1009
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:56,360
Speaker 1: They're like, oh right, everything here is has a glaze

1010
00:53:56,400 --> 00:54:00,920
Speaker 1: on it, like is sweetly delicious in the bagels?

1011
00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:03,400
Speaker 2: Really a sweet bagel. Are you sure they didn't just

1012
00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:05,760
Speaker 2: give you a donut? Uh? Yes?

1013
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:08,279
Speaker 1: But that's that was the thing is like it was

1014
00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:13,080
Speaker 1: such a crazy taste to experience, like looking at a bagel, like,

1015
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:14,360
Speaker 1: let's pull over for this.

1016
00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:20,600
Speaker 2: Yeah. Karen and I have both kind of volunteer firefighters.

1017
00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:25,800
Speaker 2: So we stopped three miles from an oncoming there. They're

1018
00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:28,360
Speaker 2: just up the street. Here. We're waiting for them.

1019
00:54:28,360 --> 00:54:30,160
Speaker 1: Because I was like, there's nowhere to pull over up.

1020
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:32,359
Speaker 2: Then let's say, ooh, that guy flipped a U turn.

1021
00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:33,359
Speaker 2: He wants to help too.

1022
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:35,000
Speaker 1: Ooh, he's coming after him.

1023
00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:40,160
Speaker 2: Citizens on Patrol. That's the wraps on from Police Academy too,

1024
00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:44,239
Speaker 2: colon Citizens on Patrol with a young David Spade.

1025
00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:47,239
Speaker 1: Do you remember any of the other words to citizens

1026
00:54:47,239 --> 00:54:47,760
Speaker 1: on Patrol?

1027
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:52,440
Speaker 2: No? I do not. I do not. I've tried to,

1028
00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:55,720
Speaker 2: but I end up accidentally doing the wrap from Revenge

1029
00:54:55,719 --> 00:54:58,520
Speaker 2: of the Nerds. There's just there's a period of my

1030
00:54:58,640 --> 00:55:03,120
Speaker 2: life where I'd didn't go outside very much. He just

1031
00:55:03,239 --> 00:55:10,560
Speaker 2: watched VHS tapes, Yes, many VHS tapes, including a clockwork

1032
00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:12,920
Speaker 2: Orange which I shouldn't have seen at age twelve.

1033
00:55:13,120 --> 00:55:17,600
Speaker 1: Good lord, I know where where was the Jacques Tatis

1034
00:55:17,719 --> 00:55:20,080
Speaker 1: when you were putting that VHS tape in?

1035
00:55:20,239 --> 00:55:22,759
Speaker 2: I know, I know there was just it was just

1036
00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:26,759
Speaker 2: too much for me. That movie gave me nightmares as

1037
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:31,200
Speaker 2: a kid. I should not have seen It's it's.

1038
00:55:31,040 --> 00:55:35,280
Speaker 1: So terribly inappropriate. But in there in so many scenes,

1039
00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:37,360
Speaker 1: but the one scene I remember because I feel like

1040
00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:39,600
Speaker 1: I was too young when I saw it, and I

1041
00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:42,920
Speaker 1: was like, probably college aged, but I was like, oh,

1042
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:45,640
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have seen that. That's so disturbing. But the

1043
00:55:45,640 --> 00:55:47,879
Speaker 1: one scene that really is disturbing is when they break

1044
00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:50,120
Speaker 1: into that house. Yeah, do that home invasion?

1045
00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:53,160
Speaker 2: That's where that's we of course when I'm thinking, of course, yeah,

1046
00:55:53,239 --> 00:55:58,160
Speaker 2: it absolutely uh you know you're not supposed to see

1047
00:55:58,320 --> 00:56:01,879
Speaker 2: that in a art with a movie that's like, oh,

1048
00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:08,280
Speaker 2: this is an artful art film, an artful art film.

1049
00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:11,560
Speaker 2: That's that's where my vocabulary is gone. But I'm not

1050
00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:13,440
Speaker 2: that's where your art is.

1051
00:56:13,480 --> 00:56:15,560
Speaker 1: Sorry, that truck looked like it was about to slim in.

1052
00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:17,319
Speaker 2: I like artful art.

1053
00:56:17,840 --> 00:56:20,520
Speaker 1: I think that's good. Yeah, thats in it.

1054
00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:24,080
Speaker 2: Yes, you can be seated, sir as I was saying

1055
00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:28,719
Speaker 2: security guard. Oh yeah, why don't you park in a neighborhood,

1056
00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:33,839
Speaker 2: you creep? Oh I am. There is a show so

1057
00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:36,480
Speaker 2: I know, I say artful art. But there's a show

1058
00:56:36,520 --> 00:56:39,560
Speaker 2: that Pat Oswald is hosting called One Percent, which isn't

1059
00:56:39,560 --> 00:56:44,439
Speaker 2: about tax brackets. It's about uh, you know, you work

1060
00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:47,680
Speaker 2: your way to all these levels of trivia and it's

1061
00:56:47,680 --> 00:56:53,040
Speaker 2: not trivia actually, it's like brain teasers and can you

1062
00:56:53,120 --> 00:56:57,359
Speaker 2: unscramble these words? Yeah, and it's all stuff that I

1063
00:56:57,440 --> 00:57:01,560
Speaker 2: remember being on an IQ test that I took for

1064
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:05,560
Speaker 2: some college course and they said, oh, you have a

1065
00:57:05,640 --> 00:57:09,200
Speaker 2: very high IQ. I'm like, no, no, no, this This

1066
00:57:09,520 --> 00:57:13,120
Speaker 2: entire test was visual puzzles. I'm gonna be good at those.

1067
00:57:13,200 --> 00:57:16,640
Speaker 2: You put some math in there, it's over. Yeah. Yeah.

1068
00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:21,000
Speaker 2: So I watched the entire episode. Granted there was some

1069
00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:23,800
Speaker 2: where you have to figure out there's all these clues.

1070
00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:30,040
Speaker 2: It's like, it's not after November, but it's before October whatever.

1071
00:57:30,120 --> 00:57:33,120
Speaker 2: It's it's narrowing it down with this long run on

1072
00:57:33,320 --> 00:57:36,720
Speaker 2: sentence to one month that you have to figure out

1073
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:39,000
Speaker 2: that one. I did have to pause. It was the

1074
00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:40,160
Speaker 2: final question.

1075
00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:40,520
Speaker 1: To think it through.

1076
00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:43,640
Speaker 2: Yes, I just had to read this sentence, was it August?

1077
00:57:44,160 --> 00:57:46,440
Speaker 2: It was April and I got it right, and the

1078
00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:49,200
Speaker 2: person that won bet all the money and she didn't

1079
00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:51,760
Speaker 2: get it anyway. I won one hundred thousand dollars the

1080
00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:56,120
Speaker 2: other I got all the questions and that was the

1081
00:57:56,120 --> 00:57:58,040
Speaker 2: only one. I had to pause and like kind of

1082
00:57:58,040 --> 00:57:58,640
Speaker 2: figure it out.

1083
00:57:58,720 --> 00:57:59,960
Speaker 1: That's exciting, which.

1084
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:02,120
Speaker 2: You probably don't have the luxury on that show, but

1085
00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:04,320
Speaker 2: who knows, maybe they edited it to make it look

1086
00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:07,400
Speaker 2: like it's last time. But I was like, do I

1087
00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:10,520
Speaker 2: have to be on this show? Because so it starts

1088
00:58:10,560 --> 00:58:14,680
Speaker 2: with this first question, ninety percent of the Americans poll

1089
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Speaker 2: got it, and then it's seventy and then and then

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Speaker 2: you're only one percent of the country knew this question.

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Speaker 2: It was that month one, and I felt I was like,

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Speaker 2: wanted to again. I don't have Patent's phone number, but

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Speaker 2: I was like, get me on the show.

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Speaker 1: Wait to say, though, can I just say you should

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Speaker 1: be on the show?

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Speaker 2: I want to be on it.

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Speaker 1: You clearly have this is it's a certain type of intelligence,

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Speaker 1: its visual intelli.

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Speaker 2: I was wrong when I said trivia it is it.

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Speaker 1: Is U puzzles.

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Speaker 2: Puzzles, Yeah, we're scrambles. Also, which pig gets to the house. First,

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Speaker 2: you have to look at the map like it starts

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Speaker 2: with things that would be in Highlights magazine, the publication

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Speaker 2: and your dentist's office. Fun, right, I love it.

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Speaker 1: Please, don't man explain Highlights Magazine to me.

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Speaker 2: I just wanted you to remember that it was in

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Speaker 2: your dentists Sophie.

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Speaker 1: Don't you dare talk to about doctor Brown aren Let.

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Speaker 2: Me tell you a little bit about Highlights. Oftentimes they'll

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Speaker 2: show a tree and it says find the coconut and

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Speaker 2: the monkey and the tree.

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Speaker 1: There's two boys you've never heard of them. They're called

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Speaker 1: Goofus and Gallon. Oh god, I loved that magazine.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I got so excited. And these for those little

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Speaker 2: visual uh you know, mazes and word scrambles. But also

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Speaker 2: there is just logic questions. But none of it is

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00:59:39,640 --> 00:59:45,720
Speaker 2: what history. You know, jeopardy will I will feel so dumb.

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Speaker 2: If it's English literature for five hundred, I'm just like, okay,

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Speaker 2: the best. I should have paid more attention in school.

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Speaker 2: But this one, dare, I say, is all street smart. Well.

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Speaker 1: Also, I need to just remind you of this, which

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Speaker 1: you know, I don't want to be. I don't want

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Speaker 1: to harsh. Your one percent vibe right, and now I'm

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Speaker 1: excited to watch that show. But just remember that if

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Speaker 1: you are on it and then you start to get

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Speaker 1: them wrong. I just want to remind you during Quarantine,

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Speaker 1: when we were on that Zoom game show and you

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Speaker 1: just got up and walked away. Oh remember that you

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Speaker 1: thought you were having technical problems. You got so mad

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Speaker 1: that you just went and started doing pull ups.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I did start doing this.

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Speaker 1: The funniest thing I've ever seen in my life.

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Speaker 2: It's even worse. They were just chin ups. Yeah. I

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01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:38,760
Speaker 2: am competitive, and I didn't know that I was because

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01:00:38,760 --> 01:00:40,840
Speaker 2: I didn't play a lot of team sports. But if

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01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:44,400
Speaker 2: I start to lose, I will go off on my

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01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:46,800
Speaker 2: own and punish myself with exercise.

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Speaker 1: So just be here.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I don't think it's gonna happen on the one percent,

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01:00:50,840 --> 01:00:52,960
Speaker 1: but just remember you're gonna be on a TV set.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna probably have to ask for that chin up bar.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Patton, I'd love to be on the show, But

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Speaker 2: one question. Do you have a workout room for those

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01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:03,160
Speaker 2: who hate themselves?

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01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:07,080
Speaker 1: I might have to storm off mid taping.

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01:01:08,120 --> 01:01:12,640
Speaker 2: To some aerobics. Yeah, it's easy watching while you're doing

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01:01:12,720 --> 01:01:16,280
Speaker 2: something like sewing patches on a pairavetty Bower shorts.

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Speaker 1: I want to watch that.

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01:01:17,680 --> 01:01:21,640
Speaker 2: Yeah me sewing now, thank you, I did it all

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01:01:21,680 --> 01:01:25,680
Speaker 2: by hand. But it's yeah, it's it's really good show.

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01:01:25,720 --> 01:01:29,960
Speaker 2: And Patten the jokes that he has during the like

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01:01:30,160 --> 01:01:33,040
Speaker 2: thirty seconds they have to figure out each question, they're

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01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:37,000
Speaker 2: solid jokes, and I think they rehearse the banter with

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Speaker 2: the guests, Like it's not just like Jeopardy where it's like, oh,

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01:01:40,920 --> 01:01:43,360
Speaker 2: you want to mention what you do and your kids.

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Speaker 2: They have like little bits worked out, and all the

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Speaker 2: guests are so good at riffing with Patten. It's what

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Speaker 2: like at midnight, but what at midnight used to be.

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Speaker 1: I'm so interested in you're.

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Speaker 2: Looking at your phone while I'm talking about Pattent's.

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry because I'm looking up the show to see, oh,

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01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:05,400
Speaker 1: because you know, he got to hire his own writers.

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Speaker 1: I just want to see because there's.

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Speaker 2: So many good jokes on it. Yeah, but the people

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01:02:11,120 --> 01:02:13,400
Speaker 2: are in the middle of figuring out a question, so

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01:02:13,440 --> 01:02:17,280
Speaker 2: they probably aren't listening to the jokes like you're you

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Speaker 2: know I am though, Yeah, these are really good jokes. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: one Percent is a very good show.

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Speaker 1: Let's take it the little peeky poo at exactly who's involved.

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Speaker 2: And it's funny because you hear one percent and you

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Speaker 2: think of uber rich people, which I guess you would be. Coincidentally,

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Speaker 2: if you won, you would be in that tax bracket. Yeah,

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01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:40,440
Speaker 2: it's that one hundred thousand dollars, but suddenly turn to

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Speaker 2: forty five and then you're like, now I know why

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01:02:43,120 --> 01:02:48,000
Speaker 2: my uncle with three boats is always complaining. But it

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Speaker 2: it is very good. I watched the whole season actually created.

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Speaker 1: By Andy Auerbach and Dean Nabarro and Wes Cobble. Is

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Speaker 1: this show running the.

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Speaker 2: Bottle jumping home show? What? Anyway? That's what I'm that's

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01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:12,440
Speaker 2: when I'm plugging. We're in the parking lot, so I

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Speaker 2: know we're going to wrap it up. But everyone watched

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Speaker 2: one percent one percent.

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Speaker 1: I love. That's a good wreck.

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Speaker 2: And also Zoro and watch at Zoro. It may or

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Speaker 2: may not be an Espaniel. And be sure to like

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Speaker 2: and subscribe and enjoin my no Comply video.

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Speaker 1: Oh please support Chris's viral moments.

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Speaker 2: At this point, I've probably earned nine dollars during this drive.

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Speaker 1: Oh here's the thing we never say, mm hmm, thank

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Speaker 1: you nine dollars. Thank you. Well, we never tell our

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Speaker 1: audience because we have the best audience. We truly do

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Speaker 1: our listeners really are.

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Speaker 2: I miss them and I used to see them and

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Speaker 2: I want to go get back out there.

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Speaker 1: You got to go see them again. But thank you

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Speaker 1: so much for always supporting. Do you need ride if

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Speaker 1: you would like to support us further? And reviewing and

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Speaker 1: subscribing to the podcast makes a huge difference. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: and we never really say stuff like that, and we

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Speaker 1: started to say it on My Favorite Murder and it

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Speaker 1: made a huge difference. Like people actually will go do

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Speaker 1: it if you're like, hey, if you're in the like

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Speaker 1: iTunes podcast app, you can just go rate it right

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Speaker 1: on the show page. There's like five empty stars. You

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Speaker 1: can give us as many as you want, please, sir,

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Speaker 1: you can do whatever you want.

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Speaker 2: But imagine me coming up with soot on my face

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Speaker 2: and fingerless gloves, I have an upturned hat. Please rate

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Speaker 2: our podcast please.

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Speaker 1: If you like it, maybe other people will like it

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Speaker 1: as well.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, even right, like a nice yelp.

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Speaker 1: Review exactly, But don't write it on yellp.

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Speaker 2: Don't get on yelp. It's impossible. They make you download

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Speaker 2: the app and.

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Speaker 1: Also it's yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well you can't listen to podcasts on Yelp. I

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Speaker 2: wish I never mentioned it.

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Speaker 1: Uh, but I think this might be our fightiest episode ever.

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Speaker 2: I'm furious you could have had my back on so

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Speaker 2: many things that I said that made no sense.

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Speaker 1: You know what I want you to do?

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Speaker 2: More?

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Speaker 1: Chin ups? Get over there?

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Speaker 2: You stop no budding me, stop no complying me. Well

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Speaker 2: you used to no comply. Okay, let's stop this. You've

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Speaker 2: been listening to Do you Need a Ride?

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Speaker 1: D y n A.

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Speaker 2: This has been an Exactly Right production produced by Analise Nelson,

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Speaker 2: mixed by Edson Choi.

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Speaker 1: Our talent booker is Patrick Cootner.

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Speaker 2: Theme song by Karen Kilgarreth.

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Speaker 1: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks. Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter,

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