Speaker 1: Remember Lamb Chops underwear a special pair for you to wear?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: No, it was the commercial for Lamb Lamb Chops underwear,
Speaker 1: a special pair for you to wear?
Speaker 3: Was it like the puppet brand?
Speaker 2: Yeahs Was it for kids?
Speaker 4: No? It was for like freaky ass adults who shouldn't
Speaker 4: be talking to kids on the internet.
Speaker 2: Weird.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, it was for kids. Bro, I'm so commercial.
Speaker 1: Jingles never leave my mind, and I bet I have
Speaker 1: the pitch right to.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's trying to take my clothes.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: I didn't like that commercial Lamb on kids underwear, like
Speaker 2: for everyone to see that was weird.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the lambshop is just laughing like a psycho in
Speaker 5: the background.
Speaker 4: Murdered someone was the person behind them?
Speaker 2: It's a hand, Brian Pants, that's a hand.
Speaker 4: The lady Sharie Lewis Yeah.
Speaker 3: Curly redhead.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: White people aren't doing their curls like they used to.
Speaker 2: They need to bring that height.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 1: The perms people were rocket fuck it.
Speaker 4: My mom had a perm She looked like fucking wolverine.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, I bet nobody fucked with her. No.
Speaker 1: I mean she was married, so it was too late.
Speaker 1: But dad couldn't do anything until years later when he
Speaker 1: actually left her. So but maybe the clock was taken
Speaker 1: when she got the perm.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2: We were talking about funny jingles too, because like Jack
Speaker 2: East really loves like crazy Chicago based jingles, local shows
Speaker 2: or local stores, and I was like trying to think
Speaker 2: of some from Utah, and the only one I could
Speaker 2: think of was this like anti meth but kind of
Speaker 2: pro meth jingle from when I was in Utah. And
Speaker 2: it was like, oh, meth, oh meth. And you remember
Speaker 2: that one.
Speaker 3: And she's like she's cleaning her house and it's like
Speaker 3: so clean.
Speaker 2: Did she has so much energy?
Speaker 4: Got on the show actually talk.
Speaker 2: About it years ago? Oh okay, okay, But I was
Speaker 2: like obsessed with this song and I was just like
Speaker 2: singing it. I remember this, busy as a bee? Where
Speaker 2: did I get all this energy? Oh?
Speaker 4: I don't sleep, I don't need but I've got the
Speaker 4: cleanest house.
Speaker 2: On the street.
Speaker 4: Get these hairs all out of my face, get these
Speaker 4: bugs all out of my place.
Speaker 2: One more, Hey, no to my stone. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I want to wake up with meth in the morning,
Speaker 2: Meth in my cup.
Speaker 1: I remember we heard this and I had the same thing.
Speaker 1: This was real, This was real, This was real. I
Speaker 1: think another guest had brought it up show.
Speaker 2: And I was singing it in fourth grade.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I get it. It's catchy.
Speaker 1: This is like the white people's equivalent of like a
Speaker 1: Negro spiritual.
Speaker 3: It's so good.
Speaker 1: Oh man, like that thing, like of the.
Speaker 2: White should be singing it right.
Speaker 4: Centric spiritual. My house is the cleaness on the block.
Speaker 2: And it was all like good, Meth points It's like
Speaker 2: I'm doing all of the work that I need to
Speaker 2: get done.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know exactly.
Speaker 1: No more procrastinating on taking apart that TV.
Speaker 5: Oh, meth, do not take a part old TVs.
Speaker 4: Please figuring out what's inside that cathode ray tube? Oh hi,
Speaker 4: is this the internet? Oh yeah it is. Welcome to
Speaker 4: season three in nine, Episode one of The Daily Guys,
Speaker 4: a production of iHeartRadio.
Speaker 1: This is the podcast where we take a deep dive
Speaker 1: into america shared consciousness. It's Monday, May nineteenth, and this
Speaker 1: is the episode where we catch you up to speed
Speaker 1: over all the happenings.
Speaker 4: That have been happening news wise in our hearts. Okay,
Speaker 4: all right, yeah, who's that? Oh it's my co host today, Paul.
Speaker 2: Hello, hello, I'm so ready to get with the happenings.
Speaker 4: Oh, I know you are, I know you are. I
Speaker 4: was good to see you on Wednesday.
Speaker 1: It's good to see you in the darnedest places. I
Speaker 1: did you go ham on the free candy that was
Speaker 1: at that event?
Speaker 2: No, because I'm vegan and there was only like one
Speaker 2: candy and then it disappeared vegan.
Speaker 4: I didn't even know that. Yes, yes, fantastic.
Speaker 2: I mean, didn't you get it in my I'm better
Speaker 2: than you attitude?
Speaker 4: No, not at all.
Speaker 1: That's why I was like, you got a real I
Speaker 1: eat bacon all day type energy.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, thank you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I would have never known.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm a vegan of the people.
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, thank you the true vegans exactly.
Speaker 1: That's what we need, just to just to relate to us.
Speaker 2: It's because I'm vegan but very unhealthy, Like I already
Speaker 2: know what all the candies I can and cannot eat.
Speaker 4: What candy could you eat that was vegans?
Speaker 2: I could have eaten the sour patch kids. Oh those
Speaker 2: are gel Swedish fish. Yeah, those are vegans. And if
Speaker 2: they're not and I'm wrong, don't tell me, Okay, don't
Speaker 2: let me know what ever, let me go into the
Speaker 2: gelatin page. Oreos.
Speaker 3: I have a whole thing of that right now.
Speaker 4: What are the other what other sneaky?
Speaker 1: I know Oreos is one. There's like another terrible food.
Speaker 1: I'm like, that ship has nothing in it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if it's made out of plastic, it's really good
Speaker 2: for vegans.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So there there's two types of vegans. There's like the
Speaker 2: healthy kind and then there's me. So yeah, that's why
Speaker 2: you got the I eat bacon all day. I have
Speaker 2: still eat trash. It's just vegan trash.
Speaker 4: Dude.
Speaker 1: There's that that one spot in Hollywood that's by the
Speaker 1: offices in Hollywood or the iHeart offices there spot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm like obsessed with doomies.
Speaker 1: That is like it's vile, how unhealthy it is that.
Speaker 1: I'm also like, bro, I love this.
Speaker 2: I eat it all the time.
Speaker 3: It's so bad.
Speaker 1: It's it also makes you realize how unreal most of
Speaker 1: the junk food we eat is because it's so similar.
Speaker 1: I'm like, this, I'm pretty sure is nacho cheese. No, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is vegan. Yeah what the fuck I've been eating?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just made out of cardboard and plastics.
Speaker 4: It's flavor oil. It's flavor oil. That's all it is.
Speaker 4: And I love it.
Speaker 2: I love being American.
Speaker 4: I love it. I love flapping myself in flavor oils.
Speaker 1: This is where we're going to talk about, you know,
Speaker 1: what's going on with us first, before we get to
Speaker 1: the top line news items.
Speaker 4: What's overrated? What's underrated? Polv? What's something you think is underrated?
Speaker 4: That's okay. If the dogs are barking, my dogs are
Speaker 4: barking too, you know you're okay?
Speaker 2: Hold on, am I underrated? I don't know if you've
Speaker 2: seen this. Uh, Tesla's trying to rebrand. Have you seen
Speaker 2: I saw one where like they put like a Toyotas
Speaker 2: line over the owner put a Toyota sign over the
Speaker 2: Tesla's simple because I don't. And then there's like ones
Speaker 2: where they're making stickers that are like I bought this
Speaker 2: before he went.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's like Insanity Edition. I've seen people put that
Speaker 1: on their car.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's like when you're trying to get a divorce but
Speaker 2: you can't afford to move out, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: There's they still have the car.
Speaker 4: Ye.
Speaker 2: I think it's like nice to be that self awayre
Speaker 2: and also like I just love that the Tesla owners
Speaker 2: are It's like having a barking dog. They're like, listen,
Speaker 2: I know it's got problems.
Speaker 1: Okay, So it's I know, I know he's a Nazi.
Speaker 4: This is I'm one of those. I was like a
Speaker 4: wealthy Prius owner who was looking for something that indicated
Speaker 4: that I was a little bit like a literal class
Speaker 4: above other Prius owners.
Speaker 3: And that's yeah, and I didn't I couldn't predict this.
Speaker 1: I do not know I would be wearing driving a
Speaker 1: Nazi clown car. Yeah, it's it is funny, like it's
Speaker 1: the divorce, but you can't.
Speaker 4: Move out yet. It's like, I'm just gonna start wearing
Speaker 4: an ear ring now to let people know we're divorced.
Speaker 1: But I still live in home. But I am wearing
Speaker 1: the ear ring now.
Speaker 2: But that doesn't the earring mean that you're gay? From
Speaker 2: like the nineties, We're like, yeah, you know what, that
Speaker 2: divorce is actually justified?
Speaker 1: Yeah, underrated for me, I've just I I recently had
Speaker 1: to open a CD and I was blown away. How
Speaker 1: my so my underrated are millennial skills that are ingrained
Speaker 1: as muscle memory. Fucking CD I was like, watch me
Speaker 1: fucking pop this shit open, get the sticker off everything
Speaker 1: so quick. I felt like, like, what are like a
Speaker 1: Navy seal who blindfolds themselves and takes a part a
Speaker 1: fucking rifle and then cleans it and puts it back together.
Speaker 2: I was like, ear the CD, You're like what the
Speaker 2: Winter Soldier like or whatever? Yeah, just like like waking
Speaker 2: up and it's waking up all these.
Speaker 4: Talents of you.
Speaker 1: But all I have are a pile of loose CDs
Speaker 1: that I'm like to get it off. I'll get the
Speaker 1: sticker off. I just had this like it's just wild again.
Speaker 1: How It's something I did so many times when I
Speaker 1: was younger. It is like the opening of a CD
Speaker 1: or a game that had like some cellophane like wrapping
Speaker 1: on it. And how I think I just I think
Speaker 1: maybe my underrated is physical media, because really I when
Speaker 1: I did that, I was like, man, this used to
Speaker 1: fill me with such fucking joy to.
Speaker 4: Be like and this CD is me. I am this,
Speaker 4: I am the latest whatever fucking I am. I am
Speaker 4: fifty cents get rich or die trying.
Speaker 2: This is open the book with it and like read
Speaker 2: the lyrics or like the thank you's like all of
Speaker 2: that that was so nice and then you saw.
Speaker 4: That enhanced CD logo. I could put this on the computer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Okay, I feel like there's so many, like
Speaker 2: so much has gotten worse, like in terms of like
Speaker 2: art and consumption and stuff, because yeah, that was like
Speaker 2: a material item, but like more effort was put into
Speaker 2: it and we've got them fewer and far between. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm like happy that we have access to more stuff now,
Speaker 2: but I also think like we have lost some some
Speaker 2: art of like unpacking videos been so much more.
Speaker 1: Fulfilling, which will roll into my overrated which is the
Speaker 1: just proliferation of digital media. I think there's something it's
Speaker 1: like it's good and bad, right They.
Speaker 6: Available podcast is good digital media? Well yeah, immediately puts
Speaker 6: the press of the shutdown button.
Speaker 4: They could have done that years ago.
Speaker 1: But like the thing I'm talking about, like film and
Speaker 1: TV and music, right, the things we used to buy physically, Yeah,
Speaker 1: there was such an intent around pursuing a piece of
Speaker 1: media where now everything is so passive it's like ented
Speaker 1: to us like on a carousel or like a fucking
Speaker 1: feed that I as now like I'm engaging more and
Speaker 1: more with like discovering music in I realize like how
Speaker 1: that skill has been kind of like atrophying basically because
Speaker 1: it's all just there all the time, and I forget,
Speaker 1: Like I feel like I watch less movies because I
Speaker 1: don't have to pursue movies as much.
Speaker 4: It's weird. It's like a very ironic thing.
Speaker 2: I was thinking about that too, Like AMC is doing
Speaker 2: like fifty percent off of movies or something to get
Speaker 2: more people to come out to see them because they're
Speaker 2: just on our TVs at home, you know, like with
Speaker 2: all these subscriptions. But I think part of the art
Speaker 2: that we are missing, that we lost is not only
Speaker 2: like the physical touch and the process of like going
Speaker 2: to the movies or whatever. It's the social aspect too,
Speaker 2: rit like interacting. Even if you go by yourself, you're
Speaker 2: still interacting with people at the theater. You're still like
Speaker 2: there is some sort of community connection. And I think
Speaker 2: that is lost in how everything has become digitized.
Speaker 4: Even like buying an album or a DVD.
Speaker 1: I like, hey, bro, I'm gonna go get the I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go buy the album or whatever.
Speaker 4: You want to come with me. Yeah, I'm not doing nothing.
Speaker 4: I mean, obviously that's like some nineteen year old or
Speaker 4: go to the mall together or whatever you call your friend,
Speaker 4: like you ain't doing shit, right, No, you just go
Speaker 4: do some shit. Now obviously it's a little bit different,
Speaker 4: but like or you like even there.
Speaker 2: About it, Like it comes out and you guys like
Speaker 2: each get a copy or whatever, and then you like
Speaker 2: listen to it all the way through and then you
Speaker 2: talk about it. Like, I feel like there's so much media.
Speaker 2: There's so much consumption, and there is also so much
Speaker 2: like like bad quality media because now it's on a
Speaker 2: quantity instead of quality, which like we have to participate
Speaker 2: in too, Like we can't take our time with stuff
Speaker 2: we want to put out.
Speaker 3: But like yeah, so so like.
Speaker 2: Like being able to like digest and criticize good art
Speaker 2: is also lost in addition to like creating it.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, because everything is so instant. It's like now
Speaker 1: we're just like it's like the second something comes out,
Speaker 1: then the takes are already.
Speaker 4: Going off on fucking blue Sky or whatever, and I'm like, what, yeah,
Speaker 4: fuck man.
Speaker 1: Very basically, I think what I'm saying is I want
Speaker 1: to be nineteen again.
Speaker 2: I'm also in a nostalgia.
Speaker 4: I am also that yes, Polly, what's something you think
Speaker 4: is overrated?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: I did this because I was inspired by you and
Speaker 2: Brian my bald Kings.
Speaker 3: Okay, overrated hair transplants.
Speaker 2: Listen, we don't want Turkey to overtake us in the
Speaker 2: global race. Okay, we don't want what happened?
Speaker 4: Do you know somebody went to Turkey recently?
Speaker 2: No, I'm just saying, like, have you seen those pictures
Speaker 2: out of Turkey where like it's the airport and it's
Speaker 2: all the dude with every ession has hair transplants. Also,
Speaker 2: like I'm so sick of like unrealistic male beauty standards,
Speaker 2: you know, like these poor.
Speaker 3: Guys just to be like they have to have the
Speaker 3: hair and be tall and you know all of those things.
Speaker 1: They're so do they benefit from global patriarchy, but they
Speaker 1: also suffer from weak hairlines.
Speaker 4: And that's yeah, just.
Speaker 2: Think about I just want I just want my bald
Speaker 2: Kings to own it, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: John Cena just shave it off. It's fine hair.
Speaker 2: He was and then he I think he said he
Speaker 2: got a hair transplant because he fell bullied. Oh ship, Yeah,
Speaker 2: And I was like, this man has has and he
Speaker 2: wishes he had hair.
Speaker 3: That's sad.
Speaker 4: You know he couldn't use them wishes just for one.
Speaker 4: They couldn't.
Speaker 2: I could really, he could really use a wish right now. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's actually an airplane two Turkey.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, there was a thing too.
Speaker 1: I just saw with Tom Hardy promoting something. He was
Speaker 1: talking about his hair transplant too. I was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't know, Tom hark.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's going to go the way of wrinkles,
Speaker 2: where we forget that wrinkles exist. We're gonna forget that
Speaker 2: there were bald men in media, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Like, I won't forget you never forget.
Speaker 4: I'll never forget. I look in that mirror and I
Speaker 4: go forgot this.
Speaker 2: Take that hat off, mild take that out.
Speaker 4: For my formal events, yes, all the time, Like what
Speaker 4: I when I am?
Speaker 2: I mean, I can't like what's your what's your headcare routine?
Speaker 4: My head care?
Speaker 1: Oh like it's so straight guy, it's just like you moisturize.
Speaker 2: You feel like sunscreen?
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I'll sunscreen if I'm out in the sun.
Speaker 1: I used to I'll wear a hat because I do not
Speaker 1: need to expose the entire top of my skull to
Speaker 1: UV rays.
Speaker 4: Like all the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, yeah, I got to keep it lotion.
Speaker 1: You got to keep the gotta keep the you know,
Speaker 1: you don't want to.
Speaker 2: I feel like like I feel like they've got to
Speaker 2: have you know how they have like hair masks that
Speaker 2: you like wear. There's got to be like a head
Speaker 2: mask like a ball, you know what I mean? Like
Speaker 2: that does like a moisturizing deep moisture.
Speaker 1: Bryan the edders shave, hyaluronic acid, coconut oil.
Speaker 4: Damn.
Speaker 3: Okay, Brian, Okay, sounds good.
Speaker 4: Okay, scalp man keeping in scalp care. I need to know. Hey,
Speaker 4: if you got tips, let me know.
Speaker 1: Also, I'm just you know, where the I always say this,
Speaker 1: Come on, fucking science, where's the fucking pill that brings
Speaker 1: the hair back?
Speaker 4: I don't need.
Speaker 3: Women's reproductive systems. Let's get the hill.
Speaker 2: I mean, we haven't made Eddie brockris none.
Speaker 4: We don't even know what cramps are. We don't even
Speaker 4: know what cramps are.
Speaker 2: They're hurting on the inside, we're bald on the out.
Speaker 4: The outside, and we still don't know. All right, let's
Speaker 4: take a quick break and we'll be right back to
Speaker 4: talk the news. And we're back.
Speaker 1: So, Joe Biden announced that he has been diagnosed with
Speaker 1: an aggressive form of prostate cancer that has metastasized. It's
Speaker 1: in his bones now, but the prognosis seems pretty optimistic
Speaker 1: in that it looks like it is manageable, it's responding
Speaker 1: to hormone treatment. So, uh, this this kind of goes
Speaker 1: off the last story where we did hear that he
Speaker 1: had like a nodule that they were looking at, and
Speaker 1: then now we've had the announcement that it is cancer.
Speaker 2: I think for this reason alone, I'm not running for president.
Speaker 2: I don't want everybody to know my medical business. Okay, well,
Speaker 2: a lot.
Speaker 1: Of people are even like there's there's been a lot
Speaker 1: of speculation like one oncologist who is the brother of
Speaker 1: Ram and Manuel, former chief of staff under Obama and JN.
Speaker 2: Christ does everyone come from Chicago, It's from Sopranos.
Speaker 1: And Manual Ram and Manuel his brother. The oncologist he
Speaker 1: was out here getting there quoted. I don't know if
Speaker 1: this is sloppy, but he said, as an oncologist, he's like,
Speaker 1: he must.
Speaker 4: Have had cancer for years.
Speaker 1: What really like they're saying for this to have progressed
Speaker 1: to this point and he wasn't trying to say this,
Speaker 1: that or the other. But he's like, I'm just surprised.
Speaker 1: As an oncologist. Typically doctors, especially if you're you know,
Speaker 1: a president is under your care, you're gonna overtest rather
Speaker 1: than undertest.
Speaker 2: So you know, this is now like it's a cognitive test,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, in which undertest.
Speaker 1: And oh, let's ship, let's switch the test up really
Speaker 1: quick for a president Biden. Just hold a mirror in
Speaker 1: front of him and say peek a boo and if
Speaker 1: he reacts, then he's he's all the way with it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So this was like a this was like another thing
Speaker 1: that's been you know, brewing around. And this is also
Speaker 1: happening the week when the book Original Sin is now
Speaker 1: being released. We got little excerpts from it last week
Speaker 1: where they were talking about putting Biden in a wheelchair,
Speaker 1: but they said the fucking optics would kill the campaign.
Speaker 1: So he gets to have a wheelchair only if he
Speaker 1: beat Trump. Was sort of like the thinking, but god, Jesus.
Speaker 2: This is elder. He said, like I'm steel bad for
Speaker 2: him at all.
Speaker 1: This whole this whole book now like really like puts
Speaker 1: really his three top aids like in the Spotlight being like, oh,
Speaker 1: you are the three who really hid everything from everyone
Speaker 1: in terms of like what his actual condition was.
Speaker 2: I also have a really irrelevant question that's really patty.
Speaker 2: Why is it called Original Sin? Isn't that apple eating?
Speaker 4: Like what? Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Everything has to be making it sexy from Jesus. Oh,
Speaker 1: you're looking at like yo, You're you're thinking like the
Speaker 1: who was it that Angelina Joelee and Antonio Banderas the
Speaker 1: movie Original Sin.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: In my mind, Original Sin is just like sexy.
Speaker 4: You might be thinking, I mean that movie was sexy
Speaker 4: as hell Original Sin.
Speaker 2: Wait, I need to go watch it, right, Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, this posters, Yes, yes, sexy.
Speaker 2: Now imagine Joe Biden and.
Speaker 1: I've heard imagine cover of the book Joe Biden and
Speaker 1: Antonio Banderas. No, no, we're talking speaking of hair transplants,
Speaker 1: and they say Antonio Banderas had one early That is
Speaker 1: like propaganda.
Speaker 3: I will not hear that about mister posts and Boots.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, I.
Speaker 1: Heard this from multiple journalists anyway, who who know.
Speaker 4: And look, it's fine, it's fine. He is beautiful.
Speaker 1: He is beautiful, and he's also the he also sells
Speaker 1: allergy medication as a bumblebee. But yeah, so there's also
Speaker 1: like it again, this also led to uh, Don Junior,
Speaker 1: there's all kinds of conspiracies now about like his cancer
Speaker 1: and what they want they're do they know what's he doing?
Speaker 1: But I think this is also allowed for an opportunity
Speaker 1: for the media to begin to be like, oh, Joe Biden,
Speaker 1: you know, like let's forget everything that's happened, not to
Speaker 1: say that like you need to hammer Joe Biden even
Speaker 1: harder because he's announced that he's had cancer. But I
Speaker 1: think the sympathy right now is much needed for Joe Biden,
Speaker 1: who has a ton of just ship coming out this week.
Speaker 1: There's also was it the Axiom thing?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the audio from that interview with Robert I was
Speaker 2: saying Ben.
Speaker 3: Her and.
Speaker 1: Steve Kerr and Ben Her and Robert Bob Her.
Speaker 2: All in it together. But yeah, the audio came out
Speaker 2: of like, I guess an interview or something that he
Speaker 2: had done and uh like in a report or like
Speaker 2: we'd heard that report earlier about how he wouldn't be
Speaker 2: fit to be be before a jury Biden about his
Speaker 2: mishandling of classified documents because the jury would just see
Speaker 2: him as like a daughtering old sympathetic man sort of
Speaker 2: thing that came from this like interview.
Speaker 4: With a US attorney Robert.
Speaker 2: Her Yeah, yeah, with Ben her And and the audio
Speaker 2: came out and it was it's like pretty bad, Like
Speaker 2: he can't remember the year his son died, he can't
Speaker 2: remember when Trump was elected. He's like stopping speaking and stuff.
Speaker 2: It's like very obvious. I think the interview was from
Speaker 2: twenty twenty three, and the report came out in twenty
Speaker 2: twenty four, but the audio just came out, yeah, with
Speaker 2: axios leaking it or leaking reporting on it, and so
Speaker 2: it's just like pretty bad. And obviously this whole time
Speaker 2: he's just like denying his dementia. And then he got
Speaker 2: mad that they brought up the year that Bo died, right,
Speaker 2: he brought up Bo.
Speaker 4: Yeah, why did you bring that up? You're like, sir,
Speaker 4: you did he did that?
Speaker 2: That was you.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think more than like the emphasis being
Speaker 1: on Joe Biden, this really is about like what the
Speaker 1: Democratic Party needs to fucking look in the mirror and
Speaker 1: be like, look what your flick at what you fucking
Speaker 1: did to the country by by like hiding all of
Speaker 1: the deterioration in his mental state and just being so
Speaker 1: fucking rigid and not allowing any kind of change to happen,
Speaker 1: whether that's in policy or candidacy or whatever. And now
Speaker 1: we're here and the report gets the reports worse and
Speaker 1: worse and worse, and now we got Ben Herr in
Speaker 1: the mix.
Speaker 2: I know, I truly think they don't care, though. I
Speaker 2: feel like they're trying to just campaign off of it,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like this is how they are,
Speaker 2: They're just trying to make money.
Speaker 1: This is the thing that worries me about, like the
Speaker 1: Oligarchy tour with AOC and Bernie, is that this, like
Speaker 1: all that momentum just gets funneled right into the Democratic
Speaker 1: Party again with no fucking attention paid to, like all
Speaker 1: of the mistakes they've been making over and over and
Speaker 1: over again. It's like, well, there are these two people
Speaker 1: who are saying the right thing, so maybe that can
Speaker 1: excuse everything else the party to terrible.
Speaker 2: But not even that, Like they're not They're like they
Speaker 2: haven't endorsed zoran In like in New York, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, They're not even utilizing it on a
Speaker 2: local level in a way that they could really like get.
Speaker 4: The fucking party. That's the thing that, you know what
Speaker 4: I mean.
Speaker 1: They're like, yeah, we could do something different, but we're
Speaker 1: not going to fundamentally change that. If that, if you
Speaker 1: want that, that's a whole other thing called democratic socialism
Speaker 1: and not doing that, we're not gonna Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's also so crazy that like radio Head is headlining
Speaker 2: this year at the Oligarchy and so nuts.
Speaker 3: Did you buy your tickets your wristbands? Did you?
Speaker 2: Guys?
Speaker 4: I did not. I did not. I couldn't. All the
Speaker 4: bots bought all the tickets. Yeah, sales. Yeah it sucks, but.
Speaker 1: Anyway, yeah, uh fuck cancer though forever and even Donald
Speaker 1: Trump was even like had of a normal message or
Speaker 1: be like, oh my god, look what he did.
Speaker 4: It's like, do not have.
Speaker 1: Your perception altered by this very milk toast sort of
Speaker 1: expression of sympathy towards Joe Biden from Donald Trump. This
Speaker 1: is not yeah, he's not suddenly a fucking decent person.
Speaker 1: He's just doing the bare minimum. James Camy, he was
Speaker 1: also in the news, j Comy, you fucking.
Speaker 2: Is fucking media seeking bitch.
Speaker 4: I know, thirsty, What is going on?
Speaker 1: James Comy, So former FBI director James call me Uh
Speaker 1: was also in the spot like this weekend for posting
Speaker 1: the most boomerash shit online. He posted a picture of
Speaker 1: the numbers eight six, four seven, eighty six forty seven
Speaker 1: spelled out with fucking seashells and then the caption was
Speaker 1: cool shell.
Speaker 4: Formation on my beach walk.
Speaker 1: A lot of people are like, you want to eighty
Speaker 1: six forty seven? You want eighty six? The forty seventh president?
Speaker 2: What the so funny? It's so funny to me that,
Speaker 2: Like James call me is like, aren't we supposed to
Speaker 2: not know FBI people, Like, aren't they supposed to be
Speaker 2: like them? And like the CIA, we're supposed to like
Speaker 2: not know who they are. And he's posting they think
Speaker 2: he's posting like these beach shell threats.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right exactly, menacing threats with seashells.
Speaker 4: Also like cool thing. I saw cool shell formation, I
Speaker 4: saw my beach walk. Oh yeah, what's what's your day
Speaker 4: to day? Like James coomy, Everything good over there? It
Speaker 4: sounds one beautiful, it's awesome anything going on out there.
Speaker 4: And here's my active resistance. I'll put some seashells together, huh.
Speaker 4: And here I am resisting eighty six forty seven. I mean,
Speaker 4: anyone that's worked in a restaurant or bar has definitely
Speaker 4: heard the term eighty six, and most I think generally
Speaker 4: most people have heard the term eighty six okay something.
Speaker 2: But to be fair, he did this last week with
Speaker 2: some starfish and it said seventeen thirty eight, So I
Speaker 2: don't think he understood it fully either.
Speaker 1: Yeah he Oh my god, Like after this it's like
Speaker 1: cash Ptel and many other people on the right were like, we're.
Speaker 4: Looking into this. This is a serious threat against the president.
Speaker 1: I mean sure, because we know MAGA is in a
Speaker 1: perpetual state of like victimhood, they're gonna do that. But
Speaker 1: I'm obviously James Comy will probably have some spleening.
Speaker 4: To do to the Secret Service.
Speaker 1: But predictably, the eighty six and insert presidential number here
Speaker 1: format has been around since at least Trump's first term,
Speaker 1: when people were selling eighty six forty five merch It's
Speaker 1: like sort of like peak resistance lib like, you know,
Speaker 1: merchandise you could buy. Then guess what, when Joe b
Speaker 1: Iden was president, there was eighty six forty six merchandise.
Speaker 1: And yeah, so this has just been a thing that
Speaker 1: has always happened.
Speaker 4: But again, it's all about school.
Speaker 2: I love, I love numerology. I hate making actual change.
Speaker 2: I love yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't want to like actually fundamentally upend how I
Speaker 1: live my life.
Speaker 4: Can I arrange these shells?
Speaker 2: Not nice?
Speaker 3: I love locks on the beach.
Speaker 2: I love veiled threats to the.
Speaker 4: President through shells, through shells. Love a shell, love a shell.
Speaker 2: A lot.
Speaker 4: And arrange of shells on the beach. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So again, you know, I think one other possibility on
Speaker 1: wankat they're pointing out is like, you know, James Comey's
Speaker 1: been writing these like really stupid, like crime novels, and
Speaker 1: they're like, wait, does he have a.
Speaker 4: Book coming out? Yeah, he has a book coming out
Speaker 4: this week.
Speaker 2: So he's pulling the Kanye Oh my, the worst, every
Speaker 2: fucking weird government like horrific politician, official type person.
Speaker 3: They just want to be an artist.
Speaker 2: In the end. That's why artists are like less evil,
Speaker 2: feels like on the whole, because we got to do
Speaker 2: what we wanted in the beginning.
Speaker 4: You know, we.
Speaker 2: Weren't just sitting there like like murdering people most of
Speaker 2: our own lives and then turning to like painting humble
Speaker 2: portraits or whatever Bush did.
Speaker 1: This is just yeah, I just feel this is like,
Speaker 1: couldn't have come at a better time for Trump when
Speaker 1: everyone is pissed about the fucking disappearing of like legal
Speaker 1: residents in the United States, or the fucking coming tax
Speaker 1: or not tax cuts, but the tax bill that's going
Speaker 1: to create huge cuts to social programs. Just every he
Speaker 1: like he really could have used the thing was like
Speaker 1: and there mean to me, and that's now.
Speaker 4: What everyone on the right is doing with this Komi thing.
Speaker 1: So wait to go, James Comy, you chocked up another
Speaker 1: win for Trump. Somehow, you're truly the king of kings.
Speaker 1: All right, let's take another break.
Speaker 4: Actually no, let's not. Actually no, you know what, we're.
Speaker 2: More for the people.
Speaker 3: We're gonna keep We're gonna.
Speaker 4: Keep talking nonsense. Uh. There is a there's a report
Speaker 4: in Politico that's reporting Elon Musk's GOP star is beginning
Speaker 4: to fade significantly.
Speaker 3: Not with help from you, Politico. Just don't report of that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: don't talk about that, man.
Speaker 1: I'm like, also, I think you're doing the White House
Speaker 1: is bidding with this article to insist so like so
Speaker 1: intensely that it's like and he's.
Speaker 4: He's no, they don't even know him. He's gone. He
Speaker 4: has nothing to do with me, he has nothing to
Speaker 4: do with the Republican Party.
Speaker 3: African refugee. We don't know where he is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know how that happened. This week when
Speaker 1: we welcomed fifty nine white people to America and we're like,
Speaker 1: welcome to Buffalo, New York.
Speaker 4: Where you will live. It's just like Durban, You're gonna
Speaker 4: love it.
Speaker 1: So yeah, Like they pointed out that Trump isn't posting
Speaker 1: about how great a man he is on truth social anymore.
Speaker 1: They even have like a bar graft to show like
Speaker 1: the huge fall off and how it's like nothing happening anymore. Then,
Speaker 1: Like none of the fundraising material that that Trump has
Speaker 1: been sending out to people when he begs for money,
Speaker 1: none of it used to mention like he's like I
Speaker 1: need your money because of all the great work Elon
Speaker 1: Musk is doing at DOGE, and Republicans across the board
Speaker 1: rarely evoke his name for any of their press releases
Speaker 1: or propaganda. So they're like, oh, this looks like a
Speaker 1: tactical retreat from Elon Musk. Yeah, it's probably that it's
Speaker 1: probably a tactical retreat, and that it's not we're not
Speaker 1: They're not walking away from his money or his ability
Speaker 1: to control conversations on Twitter. It's just that you're optically
Speaker 1: getting away from him because he pulls worse than Donald
Speaker 1: Trump in terms of unlikability.
Speaker 2: We're we're playing checkers. He's playing throwing shit at the walls. Okay,
Speaker 2: we have no idea what his next meal is gonna be.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's all strategy.
Speaker 1: He might the shit at us next. Yeah, we don't,
Speaker 1: We don't know, but yeah, I think headlines like these
Speaker 1: would lead people to believe like Trump somehow figured out
Speaker 1: that Musk is bad news.
Speaker 4: But that would.
Speaker 1: Hardly be possible because we're talking about Donald Trump here,
Speaker 1: so like he's not gonna be like that person's bad
Speaker 1: and I'm good, So therefore we should not be in
Speaker 1: alignment with them again.
Speaker 2: So up like on about tariffs, he's gonna care about
Speaker 2: popularity like he do. He can read a room in
Speaker 2: order to like make them laugh or to do a bit.
Speaker 2: But I think he's just too like erratic in some
Speaker 2: cases to actually like follow through with what he likes,
Speaker 2: what's popular.
Speaker 3: But he doesn't always.
Speaker 1: You know hit that like the version that I think
Speaker 1: lets like sort of like libs who are like don't
Speaker 1: know what's going on or aren't thinking really critically about
Speaker 1: like what Trump is doing, and just like read Politico
Speaker 1: would be.
Speaker 4: Like, oh, good, they ousted him.
Speaker 1: They knew he was bad, and maybe things will be
Speaker 1: a little bit better because they did the bare minimum
Speaker 1: by getting Elon Musk out.
Speaker 4: But then you see these reports.
Speaker 1: Pro Publica put out a report last week that suggests
Speaker 1: the administration is actually doing a lot to still help
Speaker 1: Elon Musk's business interests. I mean, it's clear with like
Speaker 1: the deregulation stuff that's going on, but like in Gambia,
Speaker 1: specifically in West Africa, the State Department like launched an
Speaker 1: all out pressure campaign that would allow for Musk to
Speaker 1: like flood the region with starlink internet. And that's like
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, of course, like yeah, they're still helping him,
Speaker 1: it's just now he is less visible in what he's
Speaker 1: doing because they're like, Okay, dude, I guess you being
Speaker 1: a fucking Nazi uh is not great for the optics here.
Speaker 4: We only like subtle naziism here.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine you're just like hanging out in Gambia,
Speaker 2: minding your own spectrum business right yet, and then all
Speaker 2: of a.
Speaker 3: Sudden there's an outage. Now Elon Musk's.
Speaker 2: In there, and you're like, why are here too?
Speaker 4: What is going on?
Speaker 1: Can I get like Cox or Charter or did they
Speaker 1: combine too? Is everything just one company now because of consolidation?
Speaker 2: Fuckit? I know? Yeah, true, were like the weeds of
Speaker 2: the world.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean that was the whole thing with like
Speaker 4: the Cold War.
Speaker 1: It's like, all right, well maybe we can get our
Speaker 1: like capitalist tentacles into other places and that's how we
Speaker 1: can avoid like a hot war. Yeah, so this is
Speaker 1: just we'll see what how this plays out. But again,
Speaker 1: this is just a tactic that takes I think I
Speaker 1: think most people, this just takes Musk's name off the
Speaker 1: table when it comes to campaigning or like whatever, so
Speaker 1: they can be like Elon Musk has nothing to do
Speaker 1: with anything. So when you guys keep like saying insisting
Speaker 1: that Elon Musk is the destroyer of everything and we
Speaker 1: enabled it's it's just not going to resonate.
Speaker 2: They're going to keep his baby on a secret service.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, as the shield he still has
Speaker 1: shield duty, big macky shout out the shield. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean I don't think they're going to say, we actually
Speaker 1: don't need the help of the richest man on earth
Speaker 1: to help our fucking fascist take We.
Speaker 2: Actually don't like money anymore. It's crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're actually like born to like eat, prey love now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like we went to Burning Man and we just realized,
Speaker 1: like there's so much that can be like exchanged and barbered.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's a beautiful thing. Okay, let's now take a.
Speaker 2: Quick break, yer one.
Speaker 1: Now we deserve One'll be right back to talk about
Speaker 1: another election abroad that went left because the other guy
Speaker 1: went to right.
Speaker 4: All right, we'll be right back and we're back.
Speaker 1: Hey, bit of good news from Romania a centrist be
Speaker 1: it a far right extremist uh and in the Romanian
Speaker 1: presidential election.
Speaker 4: Uh yeah.
Speaker 2: We can hope for.
Speaker 1: The best week and hope or the best we can
Speaker 1: hope for is that we are the like fucking rotting
Speaker 1: piece of flesh that serves as an example to other people.
Speaker 4: Like no, fucking don't do it. Don't fucking do it.
Speaker 1: Please remember remind yourselves of your own histories with writing authoritarianism.
Speaker 3: Twenty sixteen was like.
Speaker 2: It was it was it Trump got elected and then
Speaker 2: like Britain voted to be out of the euro opinion.
Speaker 2: It was like one I would I was like, I
Speaker 2: feel like they should learn from or it was vice
Speaker 2: versa something like that where I'm like somebody should have
Speaker 2: learned a lesson and they didn't and it just kept
Speaker 2: getting worse.
Speaker 4: No, no, it's uh it.
Speaker 1: I mean let's see from the when was it voted. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was like right within a few months of each other. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like is has the whole world gone mad?
Speaker 2: And the answer was yeah pretty much.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, absolutely it did it? Did it did? But
Speaker 4: I think again, Yeah, June sixteenth was when that referendum happened,
Speaker 4: six twenty six So.
Speaker 3: We didn't learn any thing from.
Speaker 4: We were hold on America, Fuck the British.
Speaker 2: Okay, we won that war. We're not.
Speaker 4: We're gonna go. We're gonna go harder than they are
Speaker 4: on British.
Speaker 2: You think you're spiraling to do fascism, bitch, watch us. Okay,
Speaker 2: we're your only child.
Speaker 4: Ye get ready, get fucking ready.
Speaker 1: So yeah, Romania, the I think it was the former
Speaker 1: mayor of Bucharest or former and former mathematician current mayor
Speaker 1: of Yeah.
Speaker 2: He hasn't been like inaugurated or whatever into the position yet,
Speaker 2: I guess, right.
Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, yeah, But his opponent was a huge
Speaker 1: trumpy asshole who was like, fuck the EU, fuck NATO,
Speaker 1: We're not helping We're not helping Ukraine. We're gonna help Putin,
Speaker 1: Whereas you know, the candidate that one was like, we
Speaker 1: actually need to like really guard ourselves against Russia, and
Speaker 1: part of that is ensuring Ukrainian safety, you know, like
Speaker 1: thwart invasions and ship I don't know that's matter.
Speaker 2: I think math brain. You know, you got to really
Speaker 2: have a math degree to figure that out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, truly, just like, yeah, I think this plus this
Speaker 1: equals momentum in the wrong direction for our country, especially
Speaker 1: with the country that Putin has its eyes on. But anyway,
Speaker 1: this is good news, good news where hopefully America can
Speaker 1: continue to serve as an example to just keep centrism place. Yay, look,
Speaker 1: you gotta get your wins where you can. But I
Speaker 1: think the one thing I'll keep saying, like when Canada
Speaker 1: did the did the opposite of what America did. In
Speaker 1: Australia did the opposite of what America did. Don't just
Speaker 1: let the neoliberals just rest on their laurels. You have
Speaker 1: to tackle the inequality or else the right wing fucking
Speaker 1: menace comes right back out at you, okay, and they
Speaker 1: are able to pick people off with their messages of it's.
Speaker 3: The other whatever. Okay, but hear me out a new plan.
Speaker 2: If we just gave up trans people and their rights
Speaker 2: as human beings, and maybe what if we just try that.
Speaker 2: What if we throw out another group of people to
Speaker 2: sacrifice in the volcano of the Maga man.
Speaker 1: I was hoping to introduce you more formally, Governor Gavin Newsom,
Speaker 1: but yes, we do have Governor Gavin on the pod today.
Speaker 4: Hey, yes, me, are.
Speaker 2: You on house? Because I want to burn your shit?
Speaker 1: Holy shit, dude, and I'm hoping I'm the guy for
Speaker 1: twenty twenty eight. You know, I will throw the LGBTQ
Speaker 1: community under the fucking bus and I will disappear all
Speaker 1: unhoused people.
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Speaker 3: Briskey beers to eat with?
Speaker 1: Yeah, just eat the fucking can I eat it solid
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Speaker 4: Oh, I love you, Governor Newsom, I fucking love you, Charlie.
Speaker 1: Uh all right, so again, great a little bit of
Speaker 1: good news. They're not everything's going fully by the wayside,
Speaker 1: but the bar is low.
Speaker 4: The bar is low.
Speaker 1: Uh Paulay, did you you put this in here about
Speaker 1: a kindergartener in Pennsylvania who it's.
Speaker 4: Funny you call me anar.
Speaker 2: Okay, don't say no.
Speaker 4: No, not at all.
Speaker 1: It's funny that you brought this to our attention because
Speaker 1: I was thinking that I saw another thing that there
Speaker 1: was a kid who brought like weed cookies to school,
Speaker 1: like took out like a whole fucking I don't even know,
Speaker 1: like a third grade class or something.
Speaker 2: Listen, he wanted nap time to just last a little
Speaker 2: bit long.
Speaker 4: Yeah, for real, for real, for real.
Speaker 1: Uh So in Pennsylvania, a fucking kindergartener brought jello shots
Speaker 1: to school.
Speaker 2: We have to like shot shot.
Speaker 4: Or as you said, maybe this was a promo for
Speaker 4: a different kind of shot.
Speaker 2: Dude, baby, it's.
Speaker 4: Your baby shots.
Speaker 1: I mean, the kids aren't doing vaccines, vaccine a these shots.
Speaker 2: There loud, yeah, kill the.
Speaker 1: Drink this ever clear laden jello shot that tastes like
Speaker 1: kind of like green apple but mostly ISoP isopropyl.
Speaker 4: Is so purple. I need ISO to clean out.
Speaker 2: My gabbling wasted right now.
Speaker 1: This is just like so funny when it's like I
Speaker 1: think a lot of times when they the stories always
Speaker 1: start off with like a child brought these to school,
Speaker 1: when it's like, no, some fuck with parent left out
Speaker 1: a bunch of jello shots. The kid is always going
Speaker 1: to bring some something from home they think is cool
Speaker 1: to school, picking.
Speaker 2: From like they were like jello shots or should I
Speaker 2: is I AMDs hovering over guns.
Speaker 4: A bag of math ooh o getting all the six
Speaker 4: year olds stressed? Ooh math. Yeah there was that.
Speaker 2: Do you think the teacher took one after only they
Speaker 2: were like, I had a rough day, let me take
Speaker 2: these home?
Speaker 1: Probably, I mean, if I mean, what do you what happens?
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to think of, like what I've never
Speaker 1: seen a child inebriated before, like.
Speaker 3: That already seemed drunk like around.
Speaker 1: They walk off fuddy, But I guess like are they
Speaker 1: like to chill, like are they slurring like a drunk
Speaker 1: or they just.
Speaker 4: Feel like.
Speaker 2: Which is great TikTok material for TikTok teachers. And then
Speaker 2: they probably smell like alcohol. Yeah that's a lot of
Speaker 2: alcohol at a shop for a kid.
Speaker 4: That's dude, A fun time. Yeah. I mean those kids
Speaker 4: apparently they just went to the nurse's office and then
Speaker 4: the ambulance had to get them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were okay.
Speaker 4: Quick quick story, quick story, quick story.
Speaker 5: So I would think I was like two or three
Speaker 5: when we were at like a gathering and my mom
Speaker 5: left her drink unattended for a moment, and I think
Speaker 5: it was like Brandy or something, and I apparently immediately
Speaker 5: grab this ship, turned it upside down and was hammered,
Speaker 5: and I was just running around in circles and I
Speaker 5: ended up running into the wall and then I just
Speaker 5: passed out. Oh my, And you remember that was having
Speaker 5: a blast apparently.
Speaker 4: Oh it was like a story that.
Speaker 2: Eighteen hundreds when Brandy was used to put children to back.
Speaker 5: Wow, how old I think I am.
Speaker 1: I said what I said, Please tell me, Please tell
Speaker 1: me it was Ian J Brandy, Please it was it.
Speaker 4: Was something like that.
Speaker 3: It was actually Johnson and Johnson Brandy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, early yeah, baby sleep tonic. I think what they
Speaker 1: called it uh, no more tears.
Speaker 2: No more some tears, Brandy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but then about how hard their life is as
Speaker 4: a three year old?
Speaker 6: Get it?
Speaker 2: Okay, you know, get it?
Speaker 4: Not very potty train.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you go back?
Speaker 4: Why why why did you do that? Mommy? Why did
Speaker 4: you disappear all the time when you put your hands
Speaker 4: over your eyes?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 3: Why my crayon sharpener don't work?
Speaker 4: Oh god? Oh man, the crayon sharpener that was built
Speaker 4: into the box of crayons? H did you ever use that?
Speaker 4: I never did try.
Speaker 3: It was always bad.
Speaker 1: I feel like I just always rage quit on it because,
Speaker 1: like then, the I think I was so particular about
Speaker 1: the paper that was wrapped around the crayons from getting destroyed.
Speaker 4: I'm like, bro, what the fuck? This is like fucking up. No,
Speaker 4: I'll be like, now this thing's spent. The second it
Speaker 4: goes flat, I'm off this.
Speaker 2: You're just chucking out full crayons that went flat.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm a fucking animal.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2: Your month.
Speaker 4: I was E and J Brandy at three years old,
Speaker 4: not giving a fuck. All right.
Speaker 1: Last story, unfortunately has to do with Donald Trump again.
Speaker 1: But it's a good it's fine because it involves shodenfreude
Speaker 1: for trumpy dickheads who want to buy shit that has
Speaker 1: the word Trump on it.
Speaker 4: So there was a six.
Speaker 1: Hundred and forty dollars Trump branded watch with Trump's like
Speaker 1: actual signature like on the face of it. But holy shit,
Speaker 1: this is like, this is one of the most legendary
Speaker 1: fuck ups I think in merchandising I've ever seen. When
Speaker 1: people got their fucking watches that they ordered. There was
Speaker 1: no tea on the fucking face of the watch. So
Speaker 1: it just says rump about rump watches.
Speaker 2: What is that like song from the eighties, the Rump.
Speaker 4: Rump Shaker. Yeah, that's from the nineties. All I want
Speaker 4: to do is check baby, check baby. What you know?
Speaker 1: That's actually the first verse that Pharrell Williams ever wrote
Speaker 1: for another artist is Teddy Riley's rap on rump Shaker.
Speaker 4: Yes, Pharrell was a protege.
Speaker 2: Of Teddy hundreds, Farrell.
Speaker 4: Was a protege of Teddy Riley Shout Out Virginia, and
Speaker 4: that's how he sort of that was like his entry
Speaker 4: point into music.
Speaker 2: I know this because I'm I think if Farrell starts aging,
Speaker 2: that's the end times.
Speaker 4: You know, he won' he won't. He won't. He won't.
Speaker 4: He won't. He can't, he can't.
Speaker 2: We can't do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Brian the Editor says he was finishing his post
Speaker 1: doc when that song came out to give you just
Speaker 1: to slightly age hymn.
Speaker 4: There you guys, do what you want with that information.
Speaker 4: But yeah, the fucking rump. The pictures of this Paula
Speaker 4: v are so fucking funny.
Speaker 2: They're so ugly.
Speaker 3: He got the pink inauguration first lady model.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this one guy got it for his wife.
Speaker 1: Tim paid six hundred and forty for it, one of
Speaker 1: only two fifty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's like it's like the worst pink. It's
Speaker 2: like such a trashy watch. And yeah, he got it
Speaker 2: for his wife. And my favorite part of the story,
Speaker 2: he's like so upset about like how it didn't live
Speaker 2: up to the Trump quality of like his integrity or whatever.
Speaker 2: But then he said it made his wife cry, and
Speaker 2: it's like, bro, she cried because you're getting her a
Speaker 2: Trump watch.
Speaker 4: Yeah. She's like, I don't. I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 4: You know, I voted for for a Kamala. Why the
Speaker 4: fuck would you do this to.
Speaker 3: She's like, please, pay the light bill.
Speaker 1: Sounds he sounds like a guy who doesn't think about
Speaker 1: gifts for like his partner.
Speaker 4: And it's just like, I think it's a thing. I like,
Speaker 4: it's so and it's for lady. Therefore, forgive me for
Speaker 4: cheating on you.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: This is what he said to Fox five Vegas quote.
Speaker 1: I thought it was really nice. It was beautiful, and
Speaker 1: I knew it'd be something that she'd like. With the
Speaker 1: president's so he heard an ad for another radio, he said,
Speaker 1: with the president's voice, I was curious, So I went
Speaker 1: on the website. When he got the bag or when
Speaker 1: he got the wife, Uh, he said he got the
Speaker 1: when I got my wife. When he got the watch
Speaker 1: for his life, he said, I noticed it right away.
Speaker 1: The tea is missing, it says Rump. This is according
Speaker 1: to his wife. How could they process this and go
Speaker 1: through something without checking their work. I'm very disappointed, Tim said,
Speaker 1: I want it to be something special for her, and
Speaker 1: we expected that it would be. It would have integrity
Speaker 1: of the President of the United States follow.
Speaker 2: Through you like, I love that. This is the breaking
Speaker 2: point He's seen every what like can you imagine being
Speaker 2: so privileged? This is the only thing Trump has done
Speaker 2: that has like materially affected.
Speaker 4: You as intersected with your life for sure.
Speaker 2: That's insane.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it, it totally tracks for this. He says,
Speaker 1: I think that someone needs to be aware of the
Speaker 1: mistake in their licensing department because this is he thought
Speaker 1: the president would do something when then found out this
Speaker 1: is just licensed. This is Donald Trump selling his name
Speaker 1: to another grift or to grift you.
Speaker 2: You're like a pyramid grift.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you are so many levels removed. And he just
Speaker 1: said I would like an apology. Would an apology would
Speaker 1: be nice for making my wife cry? And now he's
Speaker 1: gonna get a call.
Speaker 2: He's like, I would also like an apology.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: This is so funny that they're like, oh ok, we're
Speaker 1: going to replace it, no refund, just an eight hundred
Speaker 1: dollars coupon for you to use it on the website again,
Speaker 1: which is fun.
Speaker 2: For something else. I was like, they better have a
Speaker 2: hump apron, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Like, ohmp apron, yeah yeah, oh yeah. Brian the editor
Speaker 1: is asking, yeah, what what did happen to the Trump
Speaker 1: turbion watch? Because that was it's just a type of
Speaker 1: watch movement that's like very fancy, but like it was
Speaker 1: allowing Trump to like charge super wild prices.
Speaker 4: But I'm not even sure when it's let's see Trump
Speaker 4: turbuon nothing in the news yet, big surprise.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, because there was like one hundred thousand dollars
Speaker 1: victory edition that he was selling and we're like, what
Speaker 1: is it? Where is it from? But as of right now,
Speaker 1: we do not know what is going on with the
Speaker 1: Trump scam watch. Alleged scam watch, most likely a scam watch.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, those the things that we're trending over
Speaker 1: the weekend. We're gonna be back tomorrow with a brand
Speaker 1: new episode. It's gonna be like, you're gonna want to
Speaker 1: tune in for this one. We got all kinds of
Speaker 1: other ship we have to get into, like investigations and
Speaker 1: tax bills and all kinds of things. Maybe even a
Speaker 1: game show where people can fight for their citizenship.
Speaker 2: Like actually, and I'm sure Tyra Banks will be hosting.
Speaker 4: We were rooting for you. We were already we wanted
Speaker 4: you to be in and we're so desensitized. We're like,
Speaker 4: we were rooting for him.
Speaker 3: Why do they make them racewalk though?
Speaker 2: That's so weird? All right, we're gonna bring it back.
Speaker 4: Yeah. And it's actually just gonna be called the Amazing Race.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Oh god, it's a hellscape. But at least we're here together. Uh,
Speaker 4: that's gonna do it for us.
Speaker 1: We will be back then. God bless y'all will see
Speaker 1: you then. And by God, bless y'all. I mean whatever,
Speaker 1: whatever gives.
Speaker 2: You power to do it, science, y'all, I got it.
Speaker 4: Shout out germ theory, Bye bye bye.
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