WEBVTT - Going on a Date While Black Out Drunk... | Dropouts Podcast 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:01.279 That got hammered last night. 0:00:01.360 --> 0:00:03.760 Yes, speaking of drunk, I don't really think I was 0:00:03.760 --> 0:00:04.120 that bad. 0:00:04.160 --> 0:00:06.880 There are twenty one shots in the bottle, and we 0:00:06.920 --> 0:00:10.400 accounted for two three perfect half the bottle, and then 0:00:10.640 --> 0:00:14.080 you took seven of those. It was like less than 0:00:14.080 --> 0:00:14.920 half a bottle. 0:00:14.720 --> 0:00:18.760 Left for context. I did drunk dating girls. I only 0:00:18.800 --> 0:00:20.600 called one X, which I thought was I think that's 0:00:20.640 --> 0:00:23.279 pretty good. If you called her on the date and 0:00:23.320 --> 0:00:25.200 then had them talk to each other, that was a 0:00:25.239 --> 0:00:26.239 psychotic move. 0:00:26.480 --> 0:00:27.160 On to a review. 0:00:28.480 --> 0:00:30.440 Imagine if you're at a restaurant someone's like, I don't know, 0:00:30.640 --> 0:00:33.880 call this five star yell reviewer. I guess, yeah, that's 0:00:33.920 --> 0:00:37.239 a little different, I I asked, But you know what, 0:00:38.080 --> 0:00:39.560 he was hitting up the huzz. 0:00:39.320 --> 0:00:41.400 It's okay, we get that when we're a little drunken. 0:00:41.680 --> 0:00:44.880 The crazy thing was Zach being drunk was only half 0:00:44.960 --> 0:00:46.240 of the day yesterday. 0:00:46.360 --> 0:00:49.040 People don't understand this. I am a father. Now I'm 0:00:49.120 --> 0:00:49.879 just raising a. 0:00:51.880 --> 0:00:54.200 We haven't even got into that. Did you ever respond 0:00:54.280 --> 0:00:54.560 to that? 0:00:56.800 --> 0:00:58.600 Well? No, she responded to the diddy thing, and then 0:00:58.640 --> 0:01:01.520 I sent the picture. We can't talk about that. 0:01:01.840 --> 0:01:03.680 What do you mean the diddy thing? 0:01:03.880 --> 0:01:04.440 What do you mean? 0:01:05.160 --> 0:01:07.640 What do you can't talk about that and it's smooth 0:01:07.680 --> 0:01:11.960 into your mic. Yeah, but hold on, you sent a 0:01:12.040 --> 0:01:13.360 Diddy thing. 0:01:13.680 --> 0:01:15.040 You know how we were talking about, you know how 0:01:15.080 --> 0:01:18.399 we talk about me being bad at texting women. Sometimes 0:01:18.440 --> 0:01:21.520 I send jokes that I think are funny. Yeah, I'd 0:01:21.560 --> 0:01:24.560 made a joke about like a news headline. And then 0:01:24.600 --> 0:01:27.560 she said, well, all publicity is good publicity, And I 0:01:27.640 --> 0:01:32.840 just sent a link to the original Diddy article. Are 0:01:32.880 --> 0:01:36.600 you sure? I said, Diddy disagrees. That's really funny. Actually, 0:01:36.680 --> 0:01:38.520 that's not that bad. Do You know? 0:01:38.600 --> 0:01:41.319 What's crazy, though, is that the Diddy Trials have. 0:01:41.440 --> 0:01:45.720 Began or gone begun and started. 0:01:45.520 --> 0:01:49.760 Started, and no one's really talking about it because they 0:01:49.880 --> 0:01:51.520 I don't know if they purposely did this, but it 0:01:51.560 --> 0:01:54.480 makes sense and why they would. It came It started 0:01:54.520 --> 0:01:57.000 the day of the Met and the Mets in New York. 0:01:57.040 --> 0:01:59.440 The Diddy Trials are in New York, and so everyone 0:01:59.520 --> 0:02:01.200 was focused on the mat and talking about the Mat, 0:02:01.240 --> 0:02:02.919 and so no one's really talking about the trials. 0:02:02.960 --> 0:02:03.800 You're talking about him. 0:02:03.880 --> 0:02:07.240 Well, here's a hypocrite with that is that I feel 0:02:07.280 --> 0:02:10.880 like nobody's talking about the Diddy trials because it's not 0:02:11.160 --> 0:02:13.960 a question of like did he do this or did 0:02:14.000 --> 0:02:17.760 he not? It's just like he definitely did all of 0:02:17.800 --> 0:02:18.359 these things. 0:02:18.400 --> 0:02:21.160 Like there's so much beardn't like. 0:02:21.160 --> 0:02:25.520 There's so much like just footage of him, you know, 0:02:25.800 --> 0:02:26.880 assaulting the woman. 0:02:27.040 --> 0:02:37.560 Are you editing this year? Yeah? This isn't live stream 0:02:37.639 --> 0:02:41.960 is it? Why? Y'all? He decided to test live streaming. 0:02:43.639 --> 0:02:45.679 He's gonna keep it in but bleep it to get 0:02:45.680 --> 0:02:46.600 our reactions. 0:02:47.040 --> 0:02:48.120 That's why I'm doing stuff. 0:02:49.919 --> 0:02:53.880 You're like a you're you're some guys. Welcome to episode 0:02:54.080 --> 0:02:57.760 eight what is it? Fifty six of the Dropouts podcast. 0:02:57.880 --> 0:03:00.880 Intro music's coming away. We have to introduce ourselves, Zach, 0:03:00.919 --> 0:03:01.640 who are you? 0:03:01.720 --> 0:03:02.000 What? 0:03:02.480 --> 0:03:04.320 We did it last week and people liked it and 0:03:04.360 --> 0:03:06.440 it's also good for new viewers coming in. 0:03:06.639 --> 0:03:09.720 You said my name though I know? But Jared, who 0:03:09.720 --> 0:03:10.920 are you? Okay? 0:03:10.919 --> 0:03:15.919 There you go see I'm Jared, but kindergarten and then 0:03:15.960 --> 0:03:17.799 that's Alyssa. 0:03:18.120 --> 0:03:26.040 Can you please hit the intro music to Jared? 0:03:28.520 --> 0:03:32.160 I really want to play the game where we all 0:03:32.160 --> 0:03:34.440 have something on our foreheads and we're trying to guess 0:03:34.440 --> 0:03:36.680 who we are. I think that would be so fun, 0:03:36.720 --> 0:03:39.360 maybe for like a drunk episode or something, you know, 0:03:39.560 --> 0:03:41.000 you know that game where you put like. 0:03:41.080 --> 0:03:43.280 Yeah they did it in the office. That was just 0:03:43.400 --> 0:03:47.600 races right, wait, what what's it wasn't it Racis on 0:03:47.640 --> 0:03:50.040 the Office? Yeah? It was. I don't remember that. I 0:03:50.040 --> 0:03:52.200 didn't watch that adversity episode number two. 0:03:52.600 --> 0:03:55.440 It's from season one. It's episode two. 0:03:55.880 --> 0:03:56.520 Yeah yeah, yeah. 0:03:56.640 --> 0:03:59.560 Legitimately, I think when I was first starting to get 0:03:59.560 --> 0:04:02.400 into the office, everybody told me to just skip season one. 0:04:02.520 --> 0:04:04.119 That is true. You want to you want to start 0:04:04.160 --> 0:04:06.200 in season two, come back to season one. But basketball 0:04:06.240 --> 0:04:08.080 is a phenomenal episode, diverse, it's a great episode. But 0:04:08.080 --> 0:04:10.160 you come back to episodes, you come back to it. 0:04:10.400 --> 0:04:11.280 You know. That's the thing. 0:04:11.280 --> 0:04:14.480 I've seen the basketball episode, but that was because somebody 0:04:14.480 --> 0:04:16.720 took me back to season one. Sometimes you got to 0:04:16.760 --> 0:04:19.080 go back. I'll tell you what. The nation that I 0:04:19.120 --> 0:04:20.880 love is falling under attack. 0:04:21.040 --> 0:04:22.039 That got hammered last night. 0:04:22.160 --> 0:04:24.960 Yes, speaking, I don't really think I was that bad. 0:04:25.200 --> 0:04:26.960 A lot of people say, I'm good at it. 0:04:27.160 --> 0:04:29.640 Yeah, well, I'm driving home last night. He opens the 0:04:29.680 --> 0:04:33.479 car door while you're driving, while I'm driving, and also 0:04:33.520 --> 0:04:36.440 they were doing construction until we were approaching controls did 0:04:36.480 --> 0:04:38.520 close the door, close the door, and then he closed 0:04:38.520 --> 0:04:42.400 the door and immediately goes spits a into the windshield. 0:04:42.440 --> 0:04:44.240 Not alugi, I had no funn. 0:04:44.120 --> 0:04:47.520 Wait, like it was clear in the car forward. Okay, 0:04:47.560 --> 0:04:50.039 can I I would have thrown up. I need to 0:04:50.040 --> 0:04:51.799 say something. I need to say something. 0:04:52.520 --> 0:04:53.080 Not a lougi. 0:04:53.360 --> 0:04:55.680 Second off, those two things that you just told me, 0:04:55.960 --> 0:04:59.279 get off your phone. Those two things that you just 0:04:59.320 --> 0:05:04.480 told me. I only now remember because you've said it. Yeah, 0:05:04.520 --> 0:05:07.280 that's that's a staple of the kind of being that's 0:05:07.279 --> 0:05:10.120 not blacking out, browning out. 0:05:10.120 --> 0:05:12.040 No, if you yeah, browning out, it's a better term. 0:05:12.240 --> 0:05:15.000 But you remembered coming home. So he came home and 0:05:15.000 --> 0:05:18.120 he laid down on the floor. I lied down, lied down, 0:05:18.160 --> 0:05:21.560 and we brought him pizza and I shared with my dog. Yeah, 0:05:21.560 --> 0:05:22.919 but how do you remember that. 0:05:22.600 --> 0:05:24.880 That was a Bonnie experience. Okay, I was sitting on 0:05:24.920 --> 0:05:29.400 the ground. I just remember I really needed to soak 0:05:29.520 --> 0:05:30.960 up the alcohol. 0:05:31.240 --> 0:05:31.839 So I came in. 0:05:31.880 --> 0:05:34.599 I made about two feet and there was something about 0:05:34.839 --> 0:05:36.720 it felt Lewis and clarky to me to be there. 0:05:36.800 --> 0:05:39.159 I was like, no one's really sat here, that is true. 0:05:39.200 --> 0:05:43.200 No one sat in our entry way before. Everyone's just 0:05:43.279 --> 0:05:44.279 kind of walked right through it. 0:05:44.360 --> 0:05:45.560 Yeah. So I put my head down. 0:05:45.600 --> 0:05:47.680 I was lying flat, and I realized that's not a 0:05:47.680 --> 0:05:48.920 good idea, so I came back up. 0:05:49.040 --> 0:05:51.120 You got the spins I was on. 0:05:51.240 --> 0:05:53.839 I was on the teacup ride for a second, and 0:05:53.880 --> 0:05:55.720 then I was sitting there and Hansom came up. 0:05:55.880 --> 0:05:58.560 I had two siced pizza and then suddenly I had one. Yeah, 0:05:58.560 --> 0:06:00.840 I know. I I hand him. 0:06:00.839 --> 0:06:03.440 He's like, Jared, I need pizza, and so I hand 0:06:03.560 --> 0:06:06.719 him the two slices of pizza and before I make 0:06:06.760 --> 0:06:09.040 it back to the kitchen, he goes, Jared, I need 0:06:09.080 --> 0:06:11.359 more pizza. 0:06:11.560 --> 0:06:15.280 I was like, how'd you burn through two pieces? He good? 0:06:15.360 --> 0:06:18.000 He loved it, handsome got it. He stole it from me. 0:06:18.120 --> 0:06:19.960 Where'd he go with it? He eat it rapistadi did 0:06:20.040 --> 0:06:20.400 he run off? 0:06:20.440 --> 0:06:22.719 He sat down and ate it right next He think 0:06:22.800 --> 0:06:23.720 he thought I got it for him. 0:06:23.760 --> 0:06:24.640 I said, here you go. Boy. 0:06:24.800 --> 0:06:28.719 The funniest thing about Zach being drunk is whenever he 0:06:29.000 --> 0:06:32.360 is around somebody, he's so I don't know the word 0:06:32.400 --> 0:06:35.200 to describe it, but like say he would like poke 0:06:35.200 --> 0:06:38.120 your elbow or like sideswipe you were on accident or something. 0:06:38.160 --> 0:06:40.080 He'd just be like, I'm so sorry. Can I do that. 0:06:40.400 --> 0:06:43.200 I'm like, he's very intuitive of like every little thing 0:06:43.560 --> 0:06:44.880 that might be your experience. 0:06:45.000 --> 0:06:48.080 Yeah, that's fucking He goes to the bathroom first of all, 0:06:48.120 --> 0:06:50.720 for three and a half minutes, just to pee, and 0:06:50.760 --> 0:06:53.200 I'm like, I'm trying to blog it because he's making 0:06:53.200 --> 0:06:57.240 some weird sounds in there, just blogging the door because 0:06:57.320 --> 0:07:00.000 he's making weird sounds and whatever. So I'm standing there 0:07:00.080 --> 0:07:02.120 for three and a half minutes. He comes out, and 0:07:02.160 --> 0:07:05.640 he goes, he goes, and then fucking dig slaps me 0:07:05.760 --> 0:07:10.640 and I the hardest I've ever been hit. You. 0:07:10.720 --> 0:07:12.840 Also, I didn't remember doing that. Also, at the end 0:07:12.840 --> 0:07:14.960 of the shoot. You you went to the bathroom, everyone 0:07:15.000 --> 0:07:17.000 was like, had all the girls had left except Lucy, 0:07:17.040 --> 0:07:18.520 who kind of screwed his pop. Oh I didn't. 0:07:18.960 --> 0:07:22.480 For context, they did drunk dating girls. Yeah, anyway back 0:07:22.520 --> 0:07:23.080 to them. 0:07:23.280 --> 0:07:25.720 He was drunk. The girls weren't drunk, but he uh 0:07:25.760 --> 0:07:30.160 so he afterwards, Matt, who's our lovely sound guy, was 0:07:30.280 --> 0:07:32.280 trying so he wanted to leave so bad, but you 0:07:32.320 --> 0:07:34.720 were miked up and you went into You're like, I 0:07:34.760 --> 0:07:36.120 have to pee, and you went to the bathroom and 0:07:36.400 --> 0:07:38.760 five minutes past the lights are off in the bathroom. 0:07:39.760 --> 0:07:43.040 There's no motion, and I and they they're like, you 0:07:43.040 --> 0:07:44.960 go check on him. I don't know if he's yeah. 0:07:45.040 --> 0:07:46.720 So I'm like, Zach, are you good? And you go 0:07:47.240 --> 0:07:50.640 all good, just peeing, and I'm like, well, five said, 0:07:50.680 --> 0:07:52.440 well it's dark in there, and you said all good, 0:07:52.440 --> 0:07:54.080 just pee and I said okay. And so then I 0:07:54.080 --> 0:07:56.000 go and sit back down with them. Five more minutes past, 0:07:56.440 --> 0:07:57.960 and I was like, fuck, what is he doing there? 0:07:58.000 --> 0:08:00.680 I gotta go check on him. Zach, just paying in here, 0:08:00.720 --> 0:08:03.080 don't worry about it. And I said, okay, well it's 0:08:03.080 --> 0:08:05.600 been about ten minutes, and you go really, I'm like, yeah, 0:08:06.120 --> 0:08:08.440 just sitting in the door, I was like, Matt needs 0:08:08.480 --> 0:08:10.280 the mic off of it. And you go, okay, one second. 0:08:10.360 --> 0:08:13.720 Five more minutes past and that comes where and you go, oh, 0:08:14.320 --> 0:08:17.120 you go it's coming out now. It doesn't go out 0:08:17.160 --> 0:08:18.640 for it to come out, not fifteen minutes, and when 0:08:18.640 --> 0:08:20.760 you're drunk it should take way faster. Yeah. 0:08:20.800 --> 0:08:22.760 Well that was I could feel the pressure and I 0:08:22.840 --> 0:08:24.720 knew it was coming. So I was kind of just 0:08:24.720 --> 0:08:28.320 sitting there and God, you went to the bathroom premeditated. 0:08:28.600 --> 0:08:32.280 I was unmedicated. What I I only called one x 0:08:32.360 --> 0:08:34.319 which I thought was I think that's pretty good. You 0:08:34.360 --> 0:08:37.640 called her on the date and then had them talk 0:08:37.679 --> 0:08:40.120 to each other. That was a psychotic move. No, it's 0:08:40.120 --> 0:08:43.720 a review. Yeah, this is a imagine if you're at 0:08:43.720 --> 0:08:45.680 a restaurant, someone's like, I don't know, call this five 0:08:45.720 --> 0:08:46.600 story yell reviewer. 0:08:46.960 --> 0:08:50.240 That's true, I guess. Yeah, you're also a little different. 0:08:50.360 --> 0:08:54.800 You also are the biggest baby when you get drunk 0:08:54.800 --> 0:08:58.640 because you sat he was sitting in the office area 0:08:59.600 --> 0:09:02.880 the truck, because it is literally twenty feet from the door, 0:09:03.640 --> 0:09:07.960 and you go pull the truck around, like really, pull 0:09:08.040 --> 0:09:10.200 it around it. Okay, I pull it around, and then 0:09:10.200 --> 0:09:12.400 but you don't get up. When I pull around, I 0:09:12.480 --> 0:09:13.720 hit the horn. I have to come in and get 0:09:13.840 --> 0:09:15.920 hit the horn. Yes, And I said it's here. I 0:09:15.960 --> 0:09:18.720 pulled it around. You go okay, and you say, grab 0:09:18.800 --> 0:09:23.120 my backpack. Where is it? It could be several places. Skyler, 0:09:24.040 --> 0:09:26.800 All right, well can you give me a map? Did I? Yeah? 0:09:26.800 --> 0:09:28.240 You described where it was. I found it. 0:09:28.320 --> 0:09:32.439 And also you don't like you don't throw a tantrum, 0:09:32.440 --> 0:09:35.440 but like a child, a baby is kind of like 0:09:35.520 --> 0:09:36.599 a perfect description for it. 0:09:36.640 --> 0:09:38.000 I don't think I'm angry about it. You're not. 0:09:38.760 --> 0:09:42.120 You're not angry very but like last night after the shoot, 0:09:42.120 --> 0:09:45.120 you were dead set on going out, and we and 0:09:45.160 --> 0:09:46.920 everyone was lying to me. I could tell the whole time, 0:09:47.000 --> 0:09:48.880 and every single time Skyler kept on going, we got 0:09:48.880 --> 0:09:50.360 pizza the house, we'll eat that and then go. 0:09:50.480 --> 0:09:52.880 Well, now, how I was I promised you, I said, 0:09:52.920 --> 0:09:55.520 I know, and I would have stood by this if you. 0:09:55.559 --> 0:09:57.840 If we left me on the ground of an entryway when. 0:09:57.720 --> 0:09:59.240 We finished that pizza last night, if you wanted to 0:09:59.240 --> 0:10:01.080 go out, I would have went. I was just praying 0:10:01.120 --> 0:10:02.360 that by the time you got here, you were sick 0:10:02.400 --> 0:10:04.240 as fucking did not want to go out. That's what 0:10:04.280 --> 0:10:06.440 I was praying as a soldier. But you're a soldier. 0:10:06.480 --> 0:10:08.240 Here's the thing. So you wanted to go out, no 0:10:08.280 --> 0:10:10.320 one else wanted to go out, and you were sitting 0:10:10.360 --> 0:10:14.040 on the couch and you you were refusing to get 0:10:14.160 --> 0:10:17.080 up in the office. Yeah, if we didn't agree to 0:10:17.120 --> 0:10:19.720 go out, and so then that's why, because we'd already 0:10:19.760 --> 0:10:20.520 created a scheme. 0:10:20.640 --> 0:10:22.600 No, we had already agreed to go out. No one 0:10:22.640 --> 0:10:27.160 had ever agreed to go out. I agreed agreed because 0:10:27.160 --> 0:10:28.560 he's like, oh, we should get it. Shots at the 0:10:28.559 --> 0:10:30.400 ball Matt Anderson kept saying that. He was saying that 0:10:30.440 --> 0:10:32.120 because you kept saying you want to go. Anderson had 0:10:32.120 --> 0:10:35.640 a dinner hit to be at noinety be gone regardless. 0:10:35.640 --> 0:10:38.960 He's a liar. And here's the thing that pisses me off. 0:10:38.960 --> 0:10:41.360 We should get that motherfucker on the mic. That motherfucker 0:10:41.400 --> 0:10:43.480 in there. Robbie, he will be he will be like, 0:10:44.200 --> 0:10:46.120 he'll come up to me, scholar, we can't go out tonight. 0:10:46.160 --> 0:10:48.360 And then you'll say, Robbie, can we go out tonight? 0:10:48.400 --> 0:10:51.079 And he's like, I'm down for whatever, and he'll pull 0:10:51.120 --> 0:10:52.720 me aside, Scholar. We can't do this. But he just 0:10:52.760 --> 0:10:53.840 puts me in the middle of it. And then I 0:10:53.840 --> 0:10:55.600 have to be like, oh no, we're not going out. Yeah, 0:10:55.640 --> 0:10:57.520 and then you have to put me in there. Come 0:10:58.840 --> 0:11:03.480 come over here and defend yourself. Coward, he said, you did. 0:11:03.920 --> 0:11:06.280 I was adamant from the beginning. I have people don't 0:11:06.320 --> 0:11:09.160 understand this. I am a father. Now I'm just raising 0:11:09.240 --> 0:11:10.199 a fucking rat. 0:11:11.360 --> 0:11:12.079 We haven't even got it. 0:11:12.200 --> 0:11:17.480 God damn, I asked wait, but you know what what 0:11:18.280 --> 0:11:21.160 he asked people to cuddle last night? He was hitting 0:11:21.240 --> 0:11:24.400 up girls and we all make mistakes. 0:11:25.520 --> 0:11:27.520 It's Okay, we get that when we're a little drunk. 0:11:27.559 --> 0:11:30.240 And see, but here's the thing. We all said that 0:11:30.440 --> 0:11:33.079 we all make those mistakes. He goes, none of it 0:11:33.240 --> 0:11:33.840 was a mistake. 0:11:34.160 --> 0:11:35.760 Yeah. I think when anybody's drunk, if they want to 0:11:35.840 --> 0:11:37.680 hit up somebody, they want to cuddle with. Its intentional. 0:11:38.040 --> 0:11:41.440 You telling Zach the story of Zach opening the car door. 0:11:41.840 --> 0:11:44.800 My favorite memory with Robbie is when Robbie was blacked 0:11:44.840 --> 0:11:48.160 out drunk and we were coming home from where were 0:11:48.240 --> 0:11:48.760 we we were in? 0:11:49.840 --> 0:11:51.120 Like were we all together? 0:11:51.320 --> 0:11:54.280 Yeah? No, it was like I don't know. It was 0:11:54.320 --> 0:11:57.640 somewhere you're so drunk. No, And he starts taking my 0:11:57.760 --> 0:11:59.960 hands when I was driving and goes, like put some up. 0:12:00.080 --> 0:12:04.160 He goes, Robin just opening the door. 0:12:05.840 --> 0:12:06.679 When was this? 0:12:07.040 --> 0:12:07.920 It was a while ago. 0:12:08.080 --> 0:12:13.679 I don't think I've ever seen Robbie what we were 0:12:13.800 --> 0:12:15.320 leaving the bar playing heads up? 0:12:15.480 --> 0:12:18.120 Was invited to that? What bar were we playing heads 0:12:18.200 --> 0:12:20.400 up at? He said, we were at a bar called 0:12:20.520 --> 0:12:21.160 dog Pound. 0:12:21.640 --> 0:12:23.120 I don't, I don't remember. 0:12:25.040 --> 0:12:27.200 You and Robbie just went on a date and they 0:12:27.280 --> 0:12:28.439 have just fitten me and Robbie. 0:12:28.480 --> 0:12:30.520 Now that I'm thinking Robbie and I, Robbie and I. 0:12:35.200 --> 0:12:37.800 Sometimes, Robbie just yelled from the back. I was not 0:12:38.200 --> 0:12:39.240 hanging out with a listen. 0:12:39.160 --> 0:12:40.000 On myself, Robbie. 0:12:40.040 --> 0:12:41.360 We have hung out before, just me. 0:12:42.280 --> 0:12:48.040 Wait, Silver Lake or Holland Park. We did get drunk 0:12:48.120 --> 0:12:51.199 that night. We did get drunk. I don't have a 0:12:51.280 --> 0:12:52.400 headache or anything. 0:12:52.400 --> 0:12:52.960 Because you just. 0:12:54.720 --> 0:12:57.920 It's a fog is your stomach. You didn't have like 0:12:58.000 --> 0:13:00.600 a bad diary of thing this morning. No, that happened 0:13:00.600 --> 0:13:01.040 to me everything. 0:13:01.120 --> 0:13:03.839 It's crazy how many shots you can take with and 0:13:03.960 --> 0:13:07.320 not throw up. It's your definitely, your height and size 0:13:07.400 --> 0:13:08.679 plays a roll into it. 0:13:09.040 --> 0:13:12.920 I guess I'm just a really big, strong guy because you've. 0:13:12.800 --> 0:13:15.680 Only drank really three times in your life. 0:13:16.559 --> 0:13:19.439 Five No, wait, we were yeah, we were at It 0:13:19.520 --> 0:13:22.000 was a night we all went to Holland Park to 0:13:22.080 --> 0:13:24.719 go bowling, okay, and then we didn't go bowling. And 0:13:24.840 --> 0:13:27.800 remember we went to that one bar where we were playing. 0:13:27.840 --> 0:13:30.240 It was the Arroyo Club. We were playing heads up 0:13:30.800 --> 0:13:32.640 and even smash Burger's. And then we went to that 0:13:32.760 --> 0:13:36.439 barber shop bar. Yeah, okay, I remember this, and yeah 0:13:36.440 --> 0:13:38.079 you don't remember, do you not remember? It was the day? 0:13:38.280 --> 0:13:40.200 It was the day Luca got traded. Yeah, we were 0:13:40.240 --> 0:13:43.640 all hammered. You don't remember it, we were trashed. 0:13:43.600 --> 0:13:46.400 Okay, do you not remember? Maybe it was just I 0:13:46.480 --> 0:13:48.640 was taking Robbie home because we lived by each Oh. 0:13:48.520 --> 0:13:53.400 We were driving back here because everyone parked here too. Yeah, 0:13:56.000 --> 0:13:58.920 I don't think you were in town. Actually I think 0:13:58.960 --> 0:14:01.240 you were in Arabia. Yeah. 0:14:01.520 --> 0:14:05.240 I have a good memory, clearly, clearly, but it just 0:14:05.360 --> 0:14:06.000 cracked me out. 0:14:08.920 --> 0:14:14.840 I remember, So I guess I did a I did 0:14:14.880 --> 0:14:16.360 a good job. Yeah, you did a good job, and 0:14:16.720 --> 0:14:20.320 you did drink so much there. So we bought for 0:14:20.400 --> 0:14:21.800 people that want to kind of get an idea of 0:14:21.840 --> 0:14:24.520 how much you drink. We bought a full bottle. There 0:14:24.600 --> 0:14:26.440 was a bottle of tequila, bottle of vodka, a full 0:14:26.440 --> 0:14:29.680 bottle of Buffalo Trace bourbon. We we get there, We 0:14:29.760 --> 0:14:32.280 start the thing. Me and Zach both take a shot together, 0:14:32.960 --> 0:14:35.920 and then I think I took two more half shots, 0:14:36.000 --> 0:14:38.560 maybe two shots in total. And then Matt, who is 0:14:38.720 --> 0:14:40.560 our sound guy, he also took a shot of bourbon. 0:14:41.240 --> 0:14:44.760 That's not the bottle, that's where half the bottle. That's 0:14:44.880 --> 0:14:48.720 maybe the next There are twenty one shots in the bottle, okay, uh, 0:14:49.000 --> 0:14:52.400 And we accounted for two three and then Kate took 0:14:52.480 --> 0:14:55.240 one four perfect half a bottle, and then you took 0:14:55.600 --> 0:14:58.200 seven of those. It was like it was like less 0:14:58.200 --> 0:14:59.720 than half a bottle left. It was literally, what the 0:15:00.360 --> 0:15:01.600 When I was in law school on one of my 0:15:01.680 --> 0:15:04.880 good nights, that's what That's what my bottle would look like. Oh, 0:15:05.080 --> 0:15:09.240 perfect on par on par, but they also scratch and 0:15:10.880 --> 0:15:12.440 that's yeah. You were also three. 0:15:12.640 --> 0:15:14.960 Yeah, you were taking shots of other things as well. 0:15:15.240 --> 0:15:18.120 But he did it for the bit. Like at one point, 0:15:18.200 --> 0:15:21.120 like the sound guy was like, no, Zach, no more. 0:15:21.240 --> 0:15:23.280 And then Anderson and Rock were like, we gotta get 0:15:23.320 --> 0:15:25.640 him food, like he's not functioning. And then I'm like, 0:15:25.800 --> 0:15:28.080 don't tell him not to do it, because hen't do it. 0:15:28.400 --> 0:15:32.000 At that point happened Wreck like I do it. I'm like, 0:15:32.000 --> 0:15:32.640 you got to reverse. 0:15:33.360 --> 0:15:36.480 At one point, Wreck like ran towards you as you 0:15:36.560 --> 0:15:38.560 were throwing back a shot, and I legit thought he 0:15:38.680 --> 0:15:39.560 was going to like tackle you. 0:15:41.720 --> 0:15:43.840 Wreck was payed the last hour. She was like, I 0:15:43.880 --> 0:15:44.560 don't know what to do here. 0:15:46.040 --> 0:15:47.480 I was like, well, that's the whole point of the 0:15:48.120 --> 0:15:51.920 I do remember kept on telling his girlfriend are they official? 0:15:52.120 --> 0:15:54.280 Yeah? Yeah, I get saying you got a good guy. 0:15:54.880 --> 0:15:58.200 You kept saying, Savannah, you gotta marry wreck. I'm sure 0:15:58.240 --> 0:16:00.520 he appreciated that you didn't say something. I don't know 0:16:00.560 --> 0:16:02.360 if they well, we don't need to keep this party. 0:16:02.360 --> 0:16:03.760 And I don't know if they said I love you. 0:16:04.120 --> 0:16:05.760 And you kept making that joke at the air, like 0:16:06.280 --> 0:16:09.120 tell him you love him, say it out loud. It 0:16:09.240 --> 0:16:09.640 was funny. 0:16:10.320 --> 0:16:12.880 It's when you walked into the office today. It looked 0:16:13.040 --> 0:16:15.320 like how a parent would walk home after a kid 0:16:15.480 --> 0:16:16.120 just had a party. 0:16:16.280 --> 0:16:18.520 Well, Will walked in and he's like, did you guys 0:16:18.600 --> 0:16:19.160 have a party? 0:16:20.920 --> 0:16:23.720 Insane? There was the little red solo cups all over 0:16:23.800 --> 0:16:26.120 the cycle while the it looked like you guys just 0:16:26.200 --> 0:16:27.320 took the table and went. 0:16:27.360 --> 0:16:29.520 Oh he did. He absolutely, because the. 0:16:29.600 --> 0:16:33.360 Cards were everywhere. The alcohol bottles were just insane. 0:16:33.560 --> 0:16:35.680 I didn't think I did that, No, you did. I 0:16:35.720 --> 0:16:38.680 did this. He told you to? Oh they told him to. Yeah, 0:16:38.680 --> 0:16:40.840 they wanted for the shot A damn yeah. 0:16:41.560 --> 0:16:44.080 Well you okay, don't act like you're mister innocent. 0:16:44.160 --> 0:16:44.880 You stormed. 0:16:45.880 --> 0:16:47.960 You stormed out of the bathroom at one point and 0:16:48.080 --> 0:16:50.680 then slapped his lemon juice across. 0:16:52.200 --> 0:16:55.120 I didn't like that. I forgot about that, but I 0:16:55.160 --> 0:16:55.600 didn't like that. 0:16:56.120 --> 0:16:58.640 Oh it wasn't in your hand. No, No, it was 0:16:59.040 --> 0:17:01.840 a good h'mon juice. Yeah, but it was just somewhere. 0:17:02.080 --> 0:17:04.040 I do think you that was like playing it up. 0:17:04.080 --> 0:17:05.680 Though I was playing it up, I wasn't even know 0:17:05.800 --> 0:17:08.840 he was Robbie Robbie. He's like, dude, scyt. I don't 0:17:08.840 --> 0:17:10.320 even think he's drunk. I think he's playing Like. 0:17:13.080 --> 0:17:14.000 No, I know what I'm doing. 0:17:14.040 --> 0:17:16.119 I'm trying to get a good video show. I'm a showman. 0:17:16.400 --> 0:17:19.160 I felt like Hugh Jackman out there. Oh my god, 0:17:19.240 --> 0:17:20.840 I'm fooled except for me. 0:17:22.280 --> 0:17:23.320 Yeah, I should have drank more. 0:17:23.400 --> 0:17:27.119 Actually, Oh so you lying on the cold stone feeding 0:17:27.680 --> 0:17:28.880 pizza with your dog. 0:17:29.200 --> 0:17:32.959 Is a memory worth a thousand words and handsome one 0:17:33.000 --> 0:17:34.280 of the best days of his life probably. 0:17:34.840 --> 0:17:35.560 So yeah. 0:17:35.920 --> 0:17:37.600 If I can give that gift to an animal that 0:17:37.640 --> 0:17:39.680