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Speaker 1: I have a show announcement. I'm doing an online stand

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Speaker 1: up show with a one on one meet and great

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Speaker 1: to follow. It'll be performed at night Light Studios on

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Speaker 1: October eighth at seven pm Pacific Standard time. Early bird

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Speaker 1: tickets can be purchased for ten bucks today through September

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Speaker 1: thirtieth at Nightlight dot TV. That's Nightlight dot TV. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: I leave in I you wanna way back home?

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Speaker 2: Either way, we want to be there.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim.

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Speaker 2: Give us time and a turning on Gaye. We want

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Speaker 2: to send you off in stall. We wanna welcome you

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Speaker 2: back home. Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 1: We scared or was it fine? Malborn? Do you need

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Speaker 1: to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you need

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Speaker 1: to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you need

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Speaker 1: to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need.

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Speaker 3: With?

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Speaker 1: Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 1: This is Chris Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgareth. I'm home, Karen, Chris.

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Speaker 1: As you can see by the background.

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Speaker 3: You there's a distinct lack of beautiful paintings behind you.

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Speaker 3: That's how I know you're back in l A.

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Speaker 1: You mean these beautiful paintings.

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Speaker 4: It's stuts backward.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, that's mine. That's the wrong one. I

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Speaker 1: haven't out yet. I also grabbed a lot of my

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Speaker 1: dad's paintings that I've admired over the years, and and

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Speaker 1: I realized when I got home, I don't have a

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Speaker 1: lot of wall space.

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Speaker 2: I have to.

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Speaker 4: Reopen a gallery.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I got it, Jim Banks, Jim Bark answer, I

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Speaker 1: have to open a gallery in my father's name.

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Speaker 4: You should, and it's going to be I don't.

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Speaker 3: I think the rent each month for the gallery space

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Speaker 3: I'm envisioning for him is going to be about fifteen grand.

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Speaker 4: So, but I guess we should start making.

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Speaker 1: More merch huge endowments for such things.

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Speaker 4: Oh is that true?

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Speaker 3: Could we tap into Yes, maybe David Geffen would help us.

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Speaker 1: Yes. The just the government right now is way into

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Speaker 1: the arts, and they're just pouring money. I know that

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Speaker 1: the liberal arts college in my hometown is just thriving.

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Speaker 3: Just I mean, it is what these people care about

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Speaker 3: the most, expression compassion.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I uh, but I had the best time. And

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Speaker 1: oddly though, I walked into my apartment and I don't

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Speaker 1: know if it's in my brain, but I'm smelling hints

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Speaker 1: of some kind of animal urine. Now, Oh, I don't

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Speaker 1: know there is a hole. There's a hole in my

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Speaker 1: closet that is casually covered with clear tape. Okay, and

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Speaker 1: I noticed that when I put it. Yeah, yes, of

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Speaker 1: the I mean it's packaging tape at least. Okay, Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's a thicker grade of scotch. And uh but I

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Speaker 1: noticed noticed it when I moved in, and I just

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Speaker 1: kind of put my clothes in there anyway, But that

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Speaker 1: is where I should go check to see if there's

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Speaker 1: a hole in that tape, because I'm just sensing. I

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Speaker 1: don't know if there was a cat in here, but

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Speaker 1: it smells like cat. Maybe it's a ghost cat.

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Speaker 3: Could have been that the previous tenants had cats and

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Speaker 3: you didn't notice when you first moved in. And now

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Speaker 3: it's like with the summer and the heat and everything

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Speaker 3: that's been going on while you were.

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Speaker 1: Oh, is my nose is deacclimated because I've been smelling

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Speaker 1: fresh Montana air up until the fire thing.

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Speaker 3: Let me ask you a couple questions. Now, looking back

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Speaker 3: on your trip, we'll do a little bit of a

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Speaker 3: scrap book of your trip, your stay in Montana, was

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Speaker 3: it love scrap.

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Speaker 1: Booking, the verbal scrap book creative memories. My sister was

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Speaker 1: a consultant. It's a scrap booking hustle. Anyway, I was

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Speaker 3: Okay, what would you say was your favorite dinner that

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Speaker 3: was made for you at your dad's house.

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Speaker 1: Oh, that's a good question. My stepmom mel is actually

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Speaker 1: a very good cook, and she made many a meal.

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Speaker 1: But what is standing out the most. I'm a real

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Speaker 1: sucker for a shrimp pasta situation. Oh and I don't

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Speaker 1: know if that means scampy. I throw that word scampy

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Speaker 1: around a lot, but I think it was. Yeah, it

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Speaker 1: was like a shrimp scamp noodle situation.

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Speaker 4: And I shrimp that far inland. That's interesting.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, you know they flash freeze it and they

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Speaker 1: in California. They're not just pulling it out of Venice Beach.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's true. Yeah, it's it's coming from where

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Speaker 1: shrimp are big and being frozen and send here too.

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Speaker 1: It's same with our sushi, Like they're not necessarily getting

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Speaker 4: In San Diego.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think.

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Speaker 4: I don't.

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Speaker 3: I don't eat seafoods, so none of this impacts me.

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Speaker 3: I just because I worry about old fish.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I do. I wonder what they do when

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Speaker 1: they're bored. It's gotta be I worry about elderly fish.

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Speaker 1: No one's visiting them now because they're in their little

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Speaker 1: fish homes. Let's move on.

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Speaker 3: What was it in the evening? Did you guys watch

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Speaker 3: a TV show together? Did you ever play cards or games?

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Speaker 3: Did you do like a family fun or was it

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Speaker 3: like every man to his area.

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Speaker 1: No. I My dad watches a lot of programs, and

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Speaker 1: I watched those with him. It wasn't until I got

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Speaker 1: to my sisters that it's like we are playing games,

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Speaker 1: and we're playing uh, and we are. We started watching

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Speaker 1: Cobra Kai, which is for kids, and I heard it

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Speaker 1: was good though, like I'm enjoyable. I did too, I heard,

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Speaker 1: but it is laughably a lot of the dialogue. I

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Speaker 1: I couldn't stop watching it. Yes, and I got into

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Speaker 1: the second season and I watched last night. I watched

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Speaker 1: like four episodes, and I mean the fight scene. There

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Speaker 1: are kids, they just live in a world where there's

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Speaker 1: group fights every day. Otherwise they could show off that

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Speaker 1: these kids learn karate and they film it in using

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Speaker 1: the same film techniques as kung fu movies, Like someone

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Speaker 1: they fly on tomas, you know, like great and they

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Speaker 1: speed it up and it looks like Jackie Chan fighting.

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Speaker 1: But it's kids, and I'm afraid that that taps into

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Speaker 1: something with me and I. And then they showed all

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Speaker 1: of Johnny the bad guy, you know, the blonde guy

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Speaker 1: fromm yep. Yeah, his name is William something that act.

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Speaker 1: They had all the old Cobra Kai actors Helli and

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Speaker 1: I mean, that's a bit of a spoiler.

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Speaker 3: But I wonder if my friend, do you know Ken Daily.

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Speaker 3: He's on Blank Pach and Brian Possain's podcast nerd Poker,

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Speaker 3: which is a D and D play game plan.

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Speaker 1: I know about the podcast, but I don't know him now.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So my friend Ken Daily, who's one of the

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Speaker 3: very first people I met when I moved to Los

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Speaker 3: Angeles in nineteen ninety four, is he is one of

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Speaker 3: those classics. He is a Lien native. You've ever meet those?

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Speaker 3: He was a child actor.

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Speaker 1: He was He.

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Speaker 3: Played this Sun on a Star Wars Christmas special from

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Speaker 3: nineteen seventy seven Christmas special.

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Speaker 1: I have watched, Yes.

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Speaker 3: Okay, he's the curly haired son on that crass special.

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Speaker 3: Ken has had the most fascinating career in life. He

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Speaker 3: was in the I wonder if I now I have

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Speaker 3: to watch it because he was in the original Karate

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Speaker 3: Kid as one of the Cobra Kai toughs that like

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Speaker 3: when they get in that fight on the beach.

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Speaker 1: He's there, like yeah, man, and like, well that three

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Speaker 1: or four of the main Cobra Kai guys are in

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Speaker 1: the movie, and you know they don't act anymore. They're

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Speaker 1: probably lawyers and owned car dealership. Absolutely yeah, and yeah,

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Speaker 1: I bet he's in there with Do you remember what

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Speaker 1: was he Johnny or Bobby or Kenny.

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Speaker 3: They all had Well, he might have been Kenny because

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Speaker 3: they may have given them their own names, but he

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Speaker 3: had he was from one. I remember all of us

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Speaker 3: watching it together just to like yell and laugh because

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Speaker 3: he was in it. I think he was wearing a

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Speaker 3: block jacket and he has curly hair and he has

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Speaker 3: like a very irish looking face.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Levin, the evil sense was in it.

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Speaker 4: I love that.

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Speaker 1: You know what they're doing.

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Speaker 3: They're making television or Netflix or whatever. It's Netflix, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: they're making shows intentionally so that the parents and kids

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Speaker 3: can watch together.

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Speaker 4: That's so smart.

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Speaker 1: It is and I did. My niece has loved it.

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Speaker 1: They're sixteen, and they were like and we they were

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Speaker 1: cringing at the same things. But it is the formula.

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Speaker 1: I wish I knew how to write like this or

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Speaker 1: in general. I've never written a script. What the hell

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Speaker 1: do I know what I'm talking? But it is. It

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Speaker 1: taps into something where it just kept drawing me in,

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Speaker 1: even though and some of the you know, it's ten

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Speaker 1: there's occasionally like a really good joke and then I'm like, okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm in. That was really funny and unexpected. I've been

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Speaker 1: loving Cobra Kai and I've never I started started as

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Georgia had the exact This is so funny because

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Speaker 3: the last on the last my favorite murder. Georgia said

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Speaker 3: the exact same thing, where like they started watching just

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Speaker 3: because there was nothing else to do, and then they

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's totally You're right, it's combined for young teenagers

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Speaker 1: and their parents who grew up as teenagers watching.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, because that's actually very satisfying.

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Speaker 3: Like I love the idea that your sister gets to

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Speaker 3: and they're like, oh, it's a show, you know what

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Speaker 3: I mean, Like, it's very inclusive.

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Speaker 1: What's your friend's name?

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Speaker 4: Ken Daily?

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Speaker 1: Ken? Daily? We got Rob Garrison the uh my sister

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Speaker 1: and I used to always quote it because he said

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Speaker 1: the Tommy guy in it said the like give him

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Speaker 1: a body bag, Yeah, give him a body bag. Sure,

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Speaker 1: it was just some of his improm Give.

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Speaker 3: Him a body bag and then make him unzip it

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Speaker 3: and get into it it, make him do the work

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Speaker 3: a corner would normally do.

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Speaker 1: I love where you went with that, Tommy, but could

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Speaker 1: you just shorten it less about the corner and the

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Speaker 1: whole process You mentioned it embalming at one point.

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Speaker 3: Uh let's not make it am let's not make it

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Speaker 3: a monologue. Let's just have it be a quick line,

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Speaker 3: because you're just you're taunting him.

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Speaker 1: Really, it's not. I love that you prepared things. I

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Speaker 1: love that you brought your own script notes.

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Speaker 4: But the work is great. We love to see it, but.

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Speaker 1: We're going to kill you off in twenty twenty. I

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Speaker 1: hope you're okay with that. Uh yeah, And I teared

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Speaker 1: up a couple of times. I sure. And I can't

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Speaker 1: And my friend and Athena, they have a cattle dog

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Speaker 1: like a blue healer, and I just have these photos

439
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:50,120
Speaker 1: with this blue heeler and I look like a professional cowboy.

440
00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:54,639
Speaker 1: And that is a cutout right next to Blossom. I

441
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:55,960
Speaker 1: gotta say, this is like the.

442
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Speaker 3: This is like the third story where you you, even

443
00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:05,760
Speaker 3: though it's our podcast, you're getting shit and I don't

444
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:06,640
Speaker 3: get it.

445
00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:09,520
Speaker 1: It's a person. She's a personal friend. I met her

446
00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:13,080
Speaker 1: in San Francisco and we've stayed in touch. It's it's separate.

447
00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:17,240
Speaker 1: We have a side from the podcast. She just and

448
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:20,720
Speaker 1: now she likes my stand up and she wanted Chris Fairbanks,

449
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:23,200
Speaker 1: the stand up comedian from Rescue Cactus.

450
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Speaker 3: I see I'm hearing what the truth is here. Formerly

451
00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:26,359
Speaker 3: I'm hearing it.

452
00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:30,240
Speaker 1: Formerly she was introduced through our podcast, and I bet

453
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Speaker 1: if I if I she just didn't want to bother you.

454
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Speaker 3: I I don't want.

455
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Speaker 4: I too late now, No.

456
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Speaker 1: There's an empty space for you and a cardboard, a

457
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:43,160
Speaker 1: piece of cardboard wait to be printed on from there.

458
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Speaker 3: My father has been following the forty nine ers since

459
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,359
Speaker 3: they've been good, then shitty.

460
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Speaker 4: I've been kind of.

461
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Speaker 1: Getting better. Don't deserve it. My father is a raiders man.

462
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:57,520
Speaker 1: But now I see your upset, your your cord and

463
00:22:57,560 --> 00:23:02,959
Speaker 1: your earphone corns are tangling. I'm jealous. I will jealous

464
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,960
Speaker 1: of everything. I will do what I can.

465
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:08,840
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, behind me, there's like purple mattresses stacking up. I

466
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:11,760
Speaker 3: never am not given the free things constantly because of

467
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Speaker 3: my point at.

468
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:17,760
Speaker 1: No, it's okay. I got the purple mattress stress, that

469
00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:20,680
Speaker 1: purple thing that you threw in the air one time

470
00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:25,080
Speaker 1: we're recording. I got one, and it's just I think

471
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Speaker 1: it's an example of the material in the mattress. I

472
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:32,760
Speaker 1: think that that is inside it is indeed purple, and

473
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Speaker 1: it is the most I can't stop playing with it.

474
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Speaker 1: I can't stop holding it. I don't know what to

475
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Speaker 1: do with it. Stick pins in it, I don't know.

476
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Speaker 4: You know what's funny.

477
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:47,000
Speaker 3: I did Jimmy Parto's podcast recently and he had the exacts.

478
00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:49,040
Speaker 3: He goes, Jesus Christ, you got one of these, and

479
00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:50,680
Speaker 3: I'm like, well, I actually got a full mattress and

480
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:54,600
Speaker 3: then it got really mad. Well great whatever, and he's like, well,

481
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:56,719
Speaker 3: they send us these. I can't stop touching it, and

482
00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:59,560
Speaker 3: I'm like, well, I had one. I threw that one

483
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Speaker 3: away because, as I realized in quarantine, I was like,

484
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,560
Speaker 3: that's probably the dirtiest thing in this entire house because

485
00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:05,880
Speaker 3: I won't stop touching it.

486
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:08,560
Speaker 1: You know what you can get? They have these uv

487
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:12,200
Speaker 1: or infrared little boxes and you can put your masks

488
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:16,320
Speaker 1: and your phone in it. It's cheap and available wherever

489
00:24:16,359 --> 00:24:20,720
Speaker 1: you find your UV boxes Amazon or but it will

490
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:24,720
Speaker 1: disinfect your phone with light, or your little mattress squeezy

491
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:28,800
Speaker 1: thing or your masks. Yeah. I just my friend had

492
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Speaker 1: one and I used it, and I'm like, I'm getting

493
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Speaker 1: I'm getting.

494
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Speaker 3: One, honestly and sincerely, congratulations about your cardboard cutout.

495
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Speaker 1: I'm right. The name of the actress that played Blossom

496
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:44,840
Speaker 1: mayam be Alex may'am. I'm right next to her. And

497
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Speaker 1: then another actress who I don't know. I think maybe

498
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:51,800
Speaker 1: was a YouTube famous person turned actress I Google. I

499
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Speaker 1: hadn't watched anythings she'd done. I'm just rubbing it in more.

500
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Speaker 1: I'm in between. Yeah you are. I'm in good company.

501
00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:04,200
Speaker 1: Betwe that this girl loves yes m by Alex. Yeah yeah,

502
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:08,320
Speaker 1: Chris Blossom just make it worse. If it's any consolation,

503
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Speaker 1: my shoulder didn't quite line up to they cut out

504
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:14,480
Speaker 1: you're supposed to. That does help me? Yeah, that does

505
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Speaker 1: feel good. It's not it didn't you know, I could

506
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:18,920
Speaker 1: have done a better job. I think I maybe kind

507
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:21,080
Speaker 1: of blew it by standing with the dog. But the

508
00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:23,520
Speaker 1: dog is in it. So if you watch, I'm in

509
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Speaker 1: the third row of the end zone. If you watched,

510
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,720
Speaker 1: it's shit, a cowboy with a dog in his lap.

511
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Speaker 4: Is Chris Fairbanks?

512
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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Wait, so we could actually when the forty nine ers play,

514
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Speaker 3: Oh you could actually watch and try to find you.

515
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Speaker 1: If they're getting some TDS touchdowns touchdowns right, I use

516
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Speaker 1: the TV's.

517
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Speaker 3: I'm like, do they get free Did you get a

518
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Speaker 3: free TV because you were a cardboard cutter?

519
00:25:46,119 --> 00:25:47,119
Speaker 4: I want a TV.

520
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:50,440
Speaker 1: I have TV. I think I will be visible people.

521
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:52,119
Speaker 1: I think they're going to zoom in on it and

522
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:55,280
Speaker 1: be like, oh, there's going to be stop the gameplay

523
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Speaker 1: for a minute. There's a dog in the audience. I

524
00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:01,199
Speaker 1: keep having this dream player passes the ball up to

525
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Speaker 1: the dog.

526
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:03,920
Speaker 4: No one takes it. He's just holding it up there.

527
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:07,800
Speaker 3: You know, the guy that just made the touchdowns, like,

528
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,080
Speaker 3: this one's for you, buddy.

529
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Speaker 4: No, everyone's like, it's not a person.

530
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Speaker 1: I especially love the photo because this as a dog

531
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Speaker 1: healer's will like at my at my friend Ross's. I

532
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:22,480
Speaker 1: should say last night names like you do. Ross Peterson's

533
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:26,280
Speaker 1: Ross Peterson. You know everyone's last name. It's incredible, But

534
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Speaker 1: I don't know why.

535
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Speaker 3: Oftentimes I call people by their first and last name,

536
00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:34,159
Speaker 3: depending on the personality, depending if you're like a person,

537
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Speaker 3: that's their first and last name.

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Speaker 4: It's like it's a little bit of a yeah, it's

539
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:38,600
Speaker 4: just a habit.

540
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Speaker 1: I yeah, no, I think anyone would appreciate it. I

541
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Speaker 1: love it when people say hello, Chris Fairbanks. Yeah right,

542
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:48,000
Speaker 1: it feels goodel Yeah, you care to know both the

543
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:50,600
Speaker 1: words that are my moniker.

544
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Speaker 3: And it's almost kind of saying mister. But it's like,

545
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Speaker 3: I'm not going to call you mister because I know

546
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Speaker 3: you personally, but you're still a little You're not close

547
00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:00,360
Speaker 3: to me, you're still a constant.

548
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:01,320
Speaker 4: As well as a person.

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00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:06,640
Speaker 1: Well, then call me doctor. I I this dog thought

550
00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:08,680
Speaker 1: at we were in a group in a field. We

551
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:12,040
Speaker 1: were just the bachelor party was just shooting bebeguns at

552
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:14,880
Speaker 1: cans in a field in my camp. And this when

553
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:19,239
Speaker 1: we were sexiest, all oh god, and yeah we the

554
00:27:20,119 --> 00:27:23,119
Speaker 1: just sultry photos. A lot of photos were taken, a

555
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:25,280
Speaker 1: lot of shirtless, a lot of dirt a lot of

556
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:28,479
Speaker 1: carrying logs over to where we were shooting babies, and

557
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:30,920
Speaker 1: a lot of getting shot by Beebe's. I have scars

558
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:34,679
Speaker 1: from it. But this dog would when we weren't in

559
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:39,080
Speaker 1: a group, it's instincts to herd cattle kick in and

560
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:42,560
Speaker 1: it would nip you in the ankles, which sounds painful,

561
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:46,320
Speaker 1: but it was just a surprise. And this dog would

562
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:48,639
Speaker 1: always bark at me, and I thought always haded me.

563
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:51,639
Speaker 1: And over the years this dog has learned to love me.

564
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:54,080
Speaker 1: And in these photos it looks like we are the

565
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:57,600
Speaker 1: best of friends and we look related almost. It is

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Speaker 1: so sorry.

567
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Speaker 3: If you guys were shooting bb guns, but then then

568
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:04,000
Speaker 3: two of you went off to find new cans or

569
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:06,960
Speaker 3: some weird shit like that, the dog would go round

570
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,480
Speaker 3: them up and make sure they came back.

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00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:12,240
Speaker 1: Kadugan that is named after Killer Kadukan, I believe from

572
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:15,760
Speaker 1: a wrestling episode of Ren and Stimpy that used to

573
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:19,159
Speaker 1: make us laugh. Anyway, Cadogan would run and yeah, you

574
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,600
Speaker 1: got to get back with the group, any bar come

575
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:25,159
Speaker 1: on and nip at your ankles until you're back with everyone,

576
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:26,440
Speaker 1: and then the dog would relax.

577
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Speaker 3: There's a real good That made me think there's a

578
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:32,159
Speaker 3: real good overhead drone footage of a.

579
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Speaker 4: Shepherd, one of those dogs.

580
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I don't know if it's an Australia shepherd.

581
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Speaker 3: Yeah, actually doing that with sheep and you see it run,

582
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:44,920
Speaker 3: but it's so high above that you get the entire

583
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:47,360
Speaker 3: picture of what the dog is doing. And you watch

584
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:51,040
Speaker 3: as these sheep spiral into their pens and it's all

585
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:53,400
Speaker 3: because the way the dog runs in the directions, and

586
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:57,680
Speaker 3: it is gorgeous. If you're looking for something soothing and fascinating,

587
00:28:57,720 --> 00:28:58,440
Speaker 3: it's the coolest.

588
00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:02,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like watching birds fly around in weird formations,

589
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:04,760
Speaker 1: and it proves how smart those dogs are. They're like, oh,

590
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:06,240
Speaker 1: I'm going to fake you out and I'm going to

591
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:08,720
Speaker 1: juke you over here and then yep, I'm going to

592
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:11,200
Speaker 1: get everyone confused, and then I'll come from the side

593
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:13,400
Speaker 1: and that'll get in the gate. It's like a person.

594
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:15,640
Speaker 1: A person wouldn't even know how to do that.

595
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:18,840
Speaker 4: No, No, to are fascinating.

596
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:21,840
Speaker 1: You'd have to run and everyone's try. I tried it

597
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:25,600
Speaker 1: with chickens for some I hosted some game show called

598
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:29,280
Speaker 1: Who's Most Loved by Animals? It was a remake of

599
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:32,600
Speaker 1: a Japanese show and for.

600
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:34,160
Speaker 4: One sorry, that's the title they went with.

601
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:38,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, by animals. I think it was what you know

602
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:41,760
Speaker 1: what the Japanese show was called, and it was translated,

603
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:44,160
Speaker 1: but just a direct translation. Guy yeah, yeah. And there

604
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:47,200
Speaker 1: was a guy from Japan that was not I don't

605
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:50,239
Speaker 1: think he was happy with how our version of his

606
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:53,320
Speaker 1: show was going. But at one point we had to

607
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:56,880
Speaker 1: herd chickens and you got some seed, and you had

608
00:29:56,920 --> 00:30:00,920
Speaker 1: to get some chickens through this little runway into this pen,

609
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:04,280
Speaker 1: and no one could do it and a dog, a

610
00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:07,640
Speaker 1: dog could immediately do it. Like I made a little,

611
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:11,560
Speaker 1: you know, a little trail of breadcrumb trail, thinking they

612
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:15,600
Speaker 1: would all just eat together, and then it just turned

613
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:18,000
Speaker 1: into me yelling and then they'd get scared and go

614
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:21,080
Speaker 1: in different directions. I was terrible. I'm a terrible hurder.

615
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Speaker 3: No dogs, leave it to dogs, please, yes, it is

616
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:29,160
Speaker 3: it and be chickens. You can't rely on chickens for

617
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:33,720
Speaker 3: any kind of critical thinking, any logic based anything. They

618
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:36,160
Speaker 3: are not going to do what you want. I was

619
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:39,440
Speaker 3: just thinking though, because I do my brain does this automatically.

620
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:42,600
Speaker 3: If someone goes I worked on a show. Here here's

621
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:45,760
Speaker 3: the concept, here's what we did. Then I start writing

622
00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:51,040
Speaker 3: alternate pitches because that's my bizarre compulsive brain of I

623
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:53,960
Speaker 3: have to get this job too, yeah, or I have to.

624
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:55,880
Speaker 3: And the first thing I thought of was they should

625
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:58,320
Speaker 3: have done that with like eight geese. Have you ever

626
00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:01,040
Speaker 3: been around a fucking goose? They're so horrible and.

627
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:04,000
Speaker 1: Scary intimidating, and I don't know what I think they're

628
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:06,640
Speaker 1: gonna do to me. They're gonna goose you, that's what. Well,

629
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:09,440
Speaker 1: then they will goose you, they put.

630
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Speaker 3: The problem with them is they hiss and so they're

631
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:16,160
Speaker 3: really they're pretty, then they're super scary. And when they

632
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:18,760
Speaker 3: hiss at you, you can see tiny shark teeth in

633
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:19,840
Speaker 3: their creepy beaks.

634
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:22,440
Speaker 1: Yeah they have those. Yeah, they have a little sharp,

635
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:25,960
Speaker 1: horrible little teeth. Yes for what tearing meat.

636
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:27,440
Speaker 4: And they'll come at you too.

637
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:29,680
Speaker 3: They go, they put their long neck down and their

638
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:31,640
Speaker 3: head gets real low and they run at you like

639
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:36,400
Speaker 3: Anjean had two geese, Maud and Clyde or some shit

640
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:40,040
Speaker 3: like that, and they would chase us around the barnyard constantly,

641
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:40,920
Speaker 3: like as children.

642
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:42,320
Speaker 4: That they were horrible.

643
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:45,760
Speaker 1: Yeah there, I mean you can that's your whole evening

644
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:49,520
Speaker 1: if you start googling, geese attacking humans. You've got, you're

645
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:53,680
Speaker 1: done for the night. Make some popcorn, baby, baby, you're in,

646
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:56,680
Speaker 1: You're in for the evening. Yeah, you don't need to

647
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:59,320
Speaker 1: go outside for at least two days once you get

648
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:00,360
Speaker 1: that geese.

649
00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:04,080
Speaker 3: Let's go back quickly to the verbal scrap book that

650
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:06,920
Speaker 3: we were scrap booking. Yes, let's just say overall, a

651
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:09,000
Speaker 3: month and a half is quite some time to say

652
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:10,160
Speaker 3: to stay.

653
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:12,640
Speaker 1: Away, especially when it was supposed to be two weeks. Yes,

654
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:15,880
Speaker 1: and yeah, you gave me permission to stay for a month.

655
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:17,200
Speaker 1: I did. Yeah.

656
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:19,000
Speaker 3: I like to do that where I come through and

657
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:21,080
Speaker 3: act like it's my choice in your life, and then

658
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 3: I go you can, Yes, feel free too, You're fine.

659
00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 1: And you said all I have to do is tidy

660
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:28,600
Speaker 1: up and clean the dishes every once in a while.

661
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:31,680
Speaker 1: And that's what I did. Did I really? Yeah? You did?

662
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:35,840
Speaker 1: You gave me instructions at the end of the visit.

663
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 3: Did your stepmom say thank you, Christopher, And you've been

664
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:39,120
Speaker 3: so helpful?

665
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:44,160
Speaker 1: Not not outright, but I could. We had good We

666
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:47,600
Speaker 1: had a good time, and I think I was I

667
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:49,840
Speaker 1: didn't feel like I was a burden. But it was

668
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:53,480
Speaker 1: time to leave because looming above them is the fact

669
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:57,000
Speaker 1: that I was meeting with my friends and skateboarding and

670
00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:59,480
Speaker 1: camping and they don't know. They might think that I'm

671
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:02,360
Speaker 1: in a room or in a house with a bunch

672
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:06,000
Speaker 1: of people threatening their lives every time I come home. Yes,

673
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:09,600
Speaker 1: and I don't have that pressure here. So that's kind

674
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:12,120
Speaker 1: of the only reason I came home, because I I

675
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:15,080
Speaker 1: could keep staying there, we could keep doing this. I

676
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:17,880
Speaker 1: don't know when we might start driving again. But that's

677
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:21,400
Speaker 1: really the only thing keeping me in this city, is

678
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:26,680
Speaker 1: you care. I was looking at real estate in Montana,

679
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:30,200
Speaker 1: like I don't you know, everyone's kind of doesn't. It's

680
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:32,640
Speaker 1: so uncertain, but I, yes, I am.

681
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:35,640
Speaker 3: I need to go places where they can pay for stuff,

682
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:39,080
Speaker 3: which is not major cities, which needs to change. They

683
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:41,080
Speaker 3: need to go to places where they know other people,

684
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 3: where they can have some community, because it's really terrible

685
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:47,040
Speaker 3: to be like in lockdown alone in a city and

686
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:49,720
Speaker 3: like your friends are moving away or you just.

687
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:50,959
Speaker 4: Don't get to see them or whatever I mean.

688
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:51,280
Speaker 1: It is.

689
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:54,600
Speaker 3: It is a it's bizarre. I do not I anybody

690
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:55,240
Speaker 3: that moves home.

691
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:57,720
Speaker 1: I'm like, hell, yes, yeah, it does make sense.

692
00:33:58,120 --> 00:33:58,800
Speaker 4: It makes sense.

693
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:01,680
Speaker 1: But the wan time I'm there, you know, I was

694
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:04,800
Speaker 1: just regrets. I felt like a seventeen year old on

695
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:08,319
Speaker 1: summer vacation, like I don't have any worries. And after

696
00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:11,480
Speaker 1: a while that will wear on you because it's like, Okay,

697
00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:14,680
Speaker 1: I have to do something worthwhile. I have to be

698
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 1: at least available to audition for distanced commercial shoots or whatever.

699
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:24,600
Speaker 1: Something will happen where I will realize, oh, it's a

700
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:28,239
Speaker 1: good thing i'm home. At no point was that going

701
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:30,879
Speaker 1: to happen in Montana is just going to keep blissfully

702
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:34,520
Speaker 1: not doing anything, and I want to be doing something,

703
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:35,000
Speaker 1: that's all.

704
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:36,440
Speaker 4: So, yeah, that makes sense.

705
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:39,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's hard to I used to have like true

706
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:43,280
Speaker 3: panic attacks when I would go home for like Christmas

707
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:46,399
Speaker 3: or a holiday, especially when I was younger, because Los

708
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:50,680
Speaker 3: Angeles does have this vibe where like, if you're not

709
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:56,120
Speaker 3: in town and something comes up, there are fifteen thousand

710
00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:58,440
Speaker 3: people who will do it instead of you. It's not

711
00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:02,000
Speaker 3: like you're the special one, no matter what level you

712
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:06,120
Speaker 3: are at, Like, it's not like that. So there's definitely that,

713
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:07,960
Speaker 3: especially as first stand up comics.

714
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:11,520
Speaker 1: It's very true, and I know it's I've had it

715
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:13,919
Speaker 1: that way when I leave for three weeks or month,

716
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:16,160
Speaker 1: I come home and I'm like, oh, I'm not on

717
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:19,600
Speaker 1: any shows. Yeah, and I'm out of the Improvs rotation.

718
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:22,880
Speaker 1: I'm I'm out of the game. I ruined everything just

719
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:27,919
Speaker 1: by But right now everyone it's you know, nothing's happening.

720
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:28,799
Speaker 4: Everyone's in the game.

721
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:31,960
Speaker 1: Yeah. So I didn't feel too bad about it, But

722
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 1: I am glad that I came home and there isn't

723
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:36,800
Speaker 1: smoke everywhere. And it seems relatively.

724
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:38,400
Speaker 3: That you came home at the perfect time because all

725
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:40,560
Speaker 3: the smoke just well, there's still a little.

726
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:43,319
Speaker 4: Bit in the valley, but it's nothing like it was.

727
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:44,799
Speaker 1: Thank God.

728
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:48,479
Speaker 3: Now that you're home, you've absorbed a little bit back

729
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:50,040
Speaker 3: into the city a little.

730
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:51,480
Speaker 4: What is the thing you missed?

731
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 1: I missed my friend Jim. I hung out with him

732
00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:55,239
Speaker 1: last night.

733
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 4: Jim Hamilton, the famous comedian.

734
00:35:57,200 --> 00:36:02,440
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, the famous joke riding master Hamilton and a

735
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:04,960
Speaker 1: true original. Oh god, what if I can't think of

736
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:13,080
Speaker 1: a second thing? Gelson's I missed all my Hello freshes,

737
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:17,400
Speaker 1: come here. I like my apartment. Yeah, that's that was

738
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:20,040
Speaker 1: one of the things I had, all those little furniture

739
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:23,080
Speaker 1: things I was getting from from thrift stores in Montana,

740
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:25,600
Speaker 1: I was excited to set them up in my apartment

741
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:28,080
Speaker 1: and these pages, like it has to be something like

742
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:31,120
Speaker 1: that that gets me excited to come home. Yeah, and yeah,

743
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:33,200
Speaker 1: did you get some good pieces in the thrift stores?

744
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:36,880
Speaker 1: I did? I mean I got I got more stuff

745
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:38,800
Speaker 1: from my dad. I have a reel to reel player

746
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:41,799
Speaker 1: with all of these reels of his radio work, and

747
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:44,480
Speaker 1: he's so good. Yea he is. I'm going to get

748
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:47,080
Speaker 1: it transferred. It doesn't even sound like him. He is

749
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:52,319
Speaker 1: a broadcast. His voice, I mean we kind of sound

750
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:55,160
Speaker 1: similar now, but I listen to him when he's in

751
00:36:55,239 --> 00:36:57,920
Speaker 1: his early twenties. Yeah, I know he's no.

752
00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:00,279
Speaker 3: No, he did a time, remember he did a little

753
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:02,040
Speaker 3: bit of the voice at the very end where he

754
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:05,200
Speaker 3: was like, well christ and Carre. He did it yeah, yeah,

755
00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:07,920
Speaker 3: like an announcer voice, and it was like whoa.

756
00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:09,080
Speaker 4: It was the coolest.

757
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:11,960
Speaker 3: It sounded like what the radio used to sound like

758
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,719
Speaker 3: back when there was four choices and there was like

759
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:15,759
Speaker 3: three announcers.

760
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:17,120
Speaker 4: You know, he's one of those guys.

761
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:20,319
Speaker 1: Some of it. He did a radio show with his

762
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:24,680
Speaker 1: other friend of his, this eccentric guy, Dave Bennett, and

763
00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:27,359
Speaker 1: they did some comedy routine stuff too, and I've never

764
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 1: heard it, and now I have the player, I can

765
00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:31,480
Speaker 1: just listen to it unreal to reel, but I'm going

766
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:32,600
Speaker 1: to get it transferred.

767
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:35,399
Speaker 3: You can listen to it and you can steal any

768
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:38,520
Speaker 3: joke you like, because the statute of limitations is up

769
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:39,600
Speaker 3: on that material.

770
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:42,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'll steal all York.

771
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:47,080
Speaker 4: Just steal their act. You've got the new one thousand

772
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:48,840
Speaker 4: year old man routine.

773
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:51,600
Speaker 1: That's what That's what Paul Shor's dad did. He well,

774
00:37:52,239 --> 00:37:54,200
Speaker 1: my dad would write jokes for him and then he

775
00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:56,279
Speaker 1: wouldn't pay. He'd say he was going to pay him,

776
00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:59,920
Speaker 1: and then he didn't pay for real. Yeah. Yeah. I

777
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:04,200
Speaker 1: one time I ended up sitting near Polly Shore and

778
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:06,879
Speaker 1: I or he was on this show that I used

779
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:09,160
Speaker 1: to write for and he was a guest, and I said,

780
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:12,080
Speaker 1: my dad said that he would sell some of his

781
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 1: topical jokes that he did on radio to your dad.

782
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:19,520
Speaker 1: And he's like, oh, yeah, I remember. My dad used

783
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:21,880
Speaker 1: to get a lot of jokes from radio guys because

784
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:25,440
Speaker 1: they would It's just a way to source material. But

785
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:28,160
Speaker 1: what he didn't Then I said, yeah, he never paid him.

786
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:31,080
Speaker 1: Of course, I had to make it awkward, and that's

787
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:33,879
Speaker 1: why I don't work the store because I have said

788
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:36,920
Speaker 1: it the only reason. No, it's parking. Parking.

789
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:38,800
Speaker 4: Parking is a monster.

790
00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:41,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I don't want to park at Barney's Beanery

791
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:43,719
Speaker 1: and run up the hill and be sweaty, to not

792
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:46,040
Speaker 1: do it's set and just sit and be sweaty and

793
00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:49,000
Speaker 1: think I'm not part of this boys club. You actually

794
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:50,959
Speaker 1: send Bully short.

795
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:51,759
Speaker 4: He wouldn't pay.

796
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:54,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, why why did I do that?

797
00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:59,160
Speaker 3: It's just it's it's your innate need to create moments,

798
00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:00,960
Speaker 3: special moments.

799
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:03,120
Speaker 1: One time, and I don't. This is probably why. But

800
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:06,399
Speaker 1: when Sarah Silverman would have those parties and you were

801
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:08,560
Speaker 1: there at this one, the one where we kept pretending

802
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:10,600
Speaker 1: we were going to jump off the roof. Yeah, that's

803
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:13,040
Speaker 1: what I do every time i'm there. Why is there

804
00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:16,279
Speaker 1: no handrail? There is a railing, but it's like thigh high.

805
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:20,320
Speaker 1: It's a perfect place to die. But Jessica Alba was

806
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:23,720
Speaker 1: there and we had just had this skateboarder, Steve Alba

807
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:28,800
Speaker 1: that always said he was her cousin, and so I

808
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:32,200
Speaker 1: she came up and bummed a cigarette from Henry Phillips,

809
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:36,080
Speaker 1: and I'm it was so awkward. It's like, is Steve

810
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:39,560
Speaker 1: Alba really your cousin. And then she got all stone

811
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:42,480
Speaker 1: faced and she was like, yeah, he was really weird

812
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:45,080
Speaker 1: to me when I was a kid. Like she didn't

813
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:46,960
Speaker 1: get into it, but I was like, oh, of course,

814
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:50,000
Speaker 1: of course, I bring up someone that traumatized her as

815
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:55,759
Speaker 1: a child. I just always say the wrong thing, It's like.

816
00:39:56,719 --> 00:39:59,640
Speaker 3: But also at that party, that's what the whole party was,

817
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:03,520
Speaker 3: because there would be this very odd mix of incredibly

818
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:06,680
Speaker 3: famous people. Yeah, and comics, and that is a deadly

819
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:09,320
Speaker 3: combination because comics can't control themselves.

820
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 1: I can't, and you're not alone.

821
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:14,960
Speaker 3: Our instincts are to say a thing that sound good

822
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,920
Speaker 3: in our head, and only when we hear it out

823
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:18,200
Speaker 3: loud do we go, oh, you.

824
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:19,799
Speaker 4: Could also take this this other way.

825
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:21,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, that happens to me all the time, where I

826
00:40:21,719 --> 00:40:25,440
Speaker 3: think I'm being friendly, but I'm so goddamn like passive

827
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:28,359
Speaker 3: aggressive and agro that then I say it and then

828
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:31,600
Speaker 3: the person goes, oh, I don't know, and then I'm like, oh, no,

829
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:34,480
Speaker 3: I didn't mean it. I didn't need to confront you,

830
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:37,399
Speaker 3: but I am now that I hear myself, I am

831
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:39,160
Speaker 3: actually yeah, confronting.

832
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:41,040
Speaker 1: Damn it. I just remember her walking away and me

833
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:44,520
Speaker 1: saying sorry, that's all I remember, and she said she

834
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:47,160
Speaker 1: said when she got a cigarette from Henry, She's like, so,

835
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:50,520
Speaker 1: what are you guys doing here? Just like conversation starter,

836
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:54,120
Speaker 1: and Henry was like, we're friends with Sarah. She invited us,

837
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:56,880
Speaker 1: and then she was like, yeah, I figure that's probably

838
00:40:56,920 --> 00:41:00,120
Speaker 1: the case with everyone at her party. And then it

839
00:41:00,239 --> 00:41:01,120
Speaker 1: was like, I'm an idiot.

840
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:04,840
Speaker 4: God, yeah, but I'm sorry.

841
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:09,640
Speaker 3: Uh as a person who is it is neutral on

842
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:13,120
Speaker 3: Jessica Alba, she asked the fucking question, but then she

843
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:16,239
Speaker 3: is your rank of a better icebreaker friend? How about

844
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:19,000
Speaker 3: you walk up and you go, this is my favorite.

845
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:22,480
Speaker 3: You know Danielle Kramer who runs.

846
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:23,759
Speaker 1: Yes, exactly right, it's the best.

847
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:26,520
Speaker 3: She We were on a meeting the other day and

848
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:30,680
Speaker 3: she and Katrina, who is our mind bogglingly genius business

849
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:33,400
Speaker 3: affairs lawyer, they said that they started.

850
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:34,959
Speaker 4: An interview the other day by saying, do.

851
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:35,759
Speaker 1: You like Halloween?

852
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:39,319
Speaker 3: And the idea of that made me laugh so hard

853
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:42,400
Speaker 3: because it's like we were and Katrina goes, it's a

854
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 3: good question if you think about it, and I'm like, no,

855
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:47,439
Speaker 3: it's actually a make or break like I would ask

856
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:49,280
Speaker 3: that and if someone's like, no, I think it's stupid.

857
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:51,960
Speaker 3: I'd be like, and I think you're stupid. Goodbye, Like

858
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:55,960
Speaker 3: it's actually the best holiday. You dip shit goodbye. And

859
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,600
Speaker 3: then if somebody says, yes, you're now off and running

860
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:03,600
Speaker 3: into best costume's, best candy, you know, best memory or whatever.

861
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:08,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got it. And especially as you get further

862
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:12,440
Speaker 1: and further into adulthood, Christmas because it was nothing could

863
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:15,080
Speaker 1: compete with Christmas when I was young, and now it's

864
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:17,600
Speaker 1: I'm starting to feel that, oh god, I got to

865
00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:21,440
Speaker 1: go shopping. Halloween is just dress up and have fun.

866
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:25,600
Speaker 1: And every year, ye, I have pretty lofty costume. I

867
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:28,720
Speaker 1: have to do another optical illusion where it's fake legs

868
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:31,439
Speaker 1: and I'm holding I have to do something this year.

869
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 1: You have to invent a new version of it. Yeah, yeah,

870
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:36,759
Speaker 1: I really have to. Even if I'm just wearing it

871
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:39,480
Speaker 1: and no kids come to my door and there's no party,

872
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:41,480
Speaker 1: which probably is how it's going to be this here,

873
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:42,600
Speaker 1: of course, that's all it is going to be.

874
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:43,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's definitely going to be this.

875
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:45,799
Speaker 1: I still got to make a costume and at least

876
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:46,359
Speaker 1: take it if.

877
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:48,799
Speaker 3: You want to go and let's collect a spittle from

878
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:51,160
Speaker 3: other people's houses. And then just see and eat it

879
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:54,000
Speaker 3: and see if we get this terrible disease or not.

880
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:57,200
Speaker 1: That was one of my fears I as a kid.

881
00:42:57,239 --> 00:43:00,600
Speaker 1: They just tell you that every carameled apple you're gonna get,

882
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:02,080
Speaker 1: it's gonna have a razor blade in it.

883
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:06,000
Speaker 3: I don't know if they did that happen ever, I mean,

884
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:08,120
Speaker 3: you know it's funny. And I will refer you now

885
00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:11,000
Speaker 3: to some episode of my favorite murder. I can't remember.

886
00:43:11,239 --> 00:43:15,399
Speaker 1: Just did Stephen Lee? It's just his forehead is still there.

887
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:19,080
Speaker 1: Did your stool break? His stool broke literally just popped

888
00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:22,239
Speaker 1: up like a gopher in the in the Gopher game

889
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:25,719
Speaker 1: Whack them Home? Yes, he just I have a new

890
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:27,600
Speaker 1: desk chair, so it's just very comfortable.

891
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:30,080
Speaker 4: No, sorry, Stephen.

892
00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 3: But remember when Georgia did she actually went over the

893
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:37,799
Speaker 3: myths of Halloween and there was a little girl who

894
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:40,239
Speaker 3: got killed by a creep in her neighborhood because she

895
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:43,399
Speaker 3: went up to the door alone and that's when all

896
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:46,840
Speaker 3: of the stuff started. But that was a true you know,

897
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:49,480
Speaker 3: some psycho opened the door and there was a seven

898
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:51,680
Speaker 3: year old standing there and he pulled her into the house.

899
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:54,719
Speaker 3: Oh no, and ended up murdering her. But then there

900
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:57,080
Speaker 3: was other ones that all none of them could be

901
00:43:57,160 --> 00:44:03,439
Speaker 3: traced back except for maybe the uh pixie stick. Razor

902
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:07,360
Speaker 3: blades never actually happened, There's no nothing on record.

903
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:08,880
Speaker 1: It was episode.

904
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:13,560
Speaker 4: Thank you, Steven, if you want, I would.

905
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:16,440
Speaker 3: I swear I wouldn't normally do this, but I when

906
00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:19,480
Speaker 3: Georgia did it, I was like, this is fascinating because

907
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:23,000
Speaker 3: she goes through basically the stories you hear and kind

908
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:23,480
Speaker 3: of why.

909
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:24,319
Speaker 4: You have heard.

910
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:27,240
Speaker 1: And you did that around Halloween last year or something.

911
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:29,759
Speaker 4: Uh like two years ago, two years ago?

912
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:33,480
Speaker 1: Yeah all that. Yeah, so because I was so scared

913
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:36,680
Speaker 1: of a razor blade being in a wrapped candy bar.

914
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:39,400
Speaker 1: They really that's one of the things. It's like in

915
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:42,160
Speaker 1: the eighties as a child, you're scared of nuclear war

916
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:43,920
Speaker 1: and razor blades in your cands.

917
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:48,000
Speaker 3: Right, kids these days never they don't appreciate that they

918
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:51,120
Speaker 3: don't have to fear razor blades all the time.

919
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:53,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not even a part of life. They're just

920
00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:56,480
Speaker 1: more logical. They're like, what are the chances someone's going

921
00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:58,279
Speaker 1: to do that? And they go on with their day

922
00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:02,000
Speaker 1: where I had crippling anxiet and I had my bag

923
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:06,000
Speaker 1: of candy all year I'd carefully eat one piece. I'd

924
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,239
Speaker 1: break it up with my fingers and put it in

925
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:10,920
Speaker 1: and taste for poison, as if I know what poison

926
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:11,560
Speaker 1: tastes like.

927
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:15,920
Speaker 3: That's a well, you may have had a light a

928
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:19,160
Speaker 3: light case of maybe anorexia.

929
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:22,240
Speaker 1: Perhaps, I mean I And also after each piece of candy,

930
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:24,239
Speaker 1: I would brush my teeth, and my dad would come

931
00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:25,880
Speaker 1: in and be like, you don't have to brush your

932
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:28,759
Speaker 1: teeth after each piece of candy, because then I'd eat

933
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:33,400
Speaker 1: another one. Let's see how the toothpaste changes chocolate.

934
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:35,719
Speaker 4: Ew, you mean ruins it permanently.

935
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:40,000
Speaker 1: That's terrible. Speaking of candy, I got a pat and

936
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:42,480
Speaker 1: this is going to be another situation. Hopefully you got

937
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:46,960
Speaker 1: some chocolates from Australia too. I didn't from at Dallas

938
00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:49,680
Speaker 1: and Ferns. She'd brought it's and it's the same as

939
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:50,560
Speaker 1: your Canadian.

940
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:52,919
Speaker 3: I just want to make sure that when you open

941
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,920
Speaker 3: these boxes that my name isn't on them and that.

942
00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:59,040
Speaker 3: But you're just going like it's me in my life people.

943
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:00,759
Speaker 1: That's not so, dear Chris.

944
00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:03,319
Speaker 4: Okay, well then that's yours. Look straight up.

945
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:06,080
Speaker 1: Yes, if it said this is for Karen too, I

946
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:09,480
Speaker 1: will I said, well, I had these kit cats for you,

947
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:12,040
Speaker 1: and I had them for months in my freezer. Then

948
00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:15,360
Speaker 1: COVID hit and I gotta be honest. There was just

949
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:17,200
Speaker 1: one night I wasn't having a great day and I

950
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:20,200
Speaker 1: ate all the kitkats and those were your kitkats. They

951
00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:22,640
Speaker 1: were given to me. I was told not to eat them.

952
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:25,120
Speaker 1: They said, you can have the Macha one. These are

953
00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 1: for Karen. They're the Canadian milk chocolate. There's no wax

954
00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:31,160
Speaker 1: in them. They melt in your hands, and I ate

955
00:46:31,239 --> 00:46:34,160
Speaker 1: them all. I ate them all, Karen. They're so good cats.

956
00:46:34,719 --> 00:46:38,040
Speaker 3: Look, hey, first of all, thank you for this honesty.

957
00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:41,400
Speaker 3: This is what I'm looking for. It's better than candy.

958
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:43,520
Speaker 1: After each one, I said, thank you, Karen.

959
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:47,720
Speaker 3: I do not blame you, because those Canadian kit cats

960
00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:50,520
Speaker 3: are the best candy that exists on the planet. So like,

961
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:53,560
Speaker 3: if they had given me eight kit cats to give you,

962
00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:56,200
Speaker 3: I would have never told you. I would have never

963
00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:58,600
Speaker 3: given them to you. It would have been my dirty

964
00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:01,479
Speaker 3: secret for the rest of my wife. Because it's that good.

965
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:04,880
Speaker 1: That's how something about it. I don't in America, not

966
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:08,040
Speaker 1: to be anti American, but here we go, we're getting

967
00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:11,440
Speaker 1: into it. Did get political. They put wax in chocolate.

968
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:15,560
Speaker 1: Here they do something and it's not the same. It's

969
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:20,560
Speaker 1: the minute you're holding a Canadian chocolate item, it just,

970
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:22,840
Speaker 1: first of all, just starts melting in your hand. You

971
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,880
Speaker 1: need napkins and silverware. You got to get a plate

972
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:30,440
Speaker 1: because this thing, it just dissipates. It's so oh, it's

973
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:33,640
Speaker 1: my mouth is watering. Now we hold on.

974
00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:37,560
Speaker 4: I have to shave this picture. This just scared the

975
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:38,640
Speaker 4: living shit out of me.

976
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,160
Speaker 3: The window guy just came up the ladder and then

977
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:47,359
Speaker 3: pop up over the computer and I saw, I saw him.

978
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:50,000
Speaker 1: And you guys pulled Stephen. He pulled a whack a mole.

979
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:54,520
Speaker 3: He popped up like Stephen ya, but in a place

980
00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:57,120
Speaker 3: where no one ever goes because it's my window.

981
00:47:57,320 --> 00:47:59,160
Speaker 1: He just got a new comfortable ladder.

982
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:02,160
Speaker 3: Also, he told me when he first started working that

983
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:05,799
Speaker 3: he is third generation window washing company. Oh he must

984
00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:08,120
Speaker 3: his family has been doing it for you. It's amazing

985
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:09,719
Speaker 3: what I'm watching right now. I'm trying not to make

986
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:10,600
Speaker 3: a big deal about.

987
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:12,239
Speaker 1: It, but you know what that means, and real good,

988
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:15,719
Speaker 1: no streaks. No, I'm going to do it. It's time

989
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:17,520
Speaker 1: to wash my windows and I'm going to do it.

990
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:20,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, you got to get down to a CVS friend.

991
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:23,920
Speaker 1: Who got that.

992
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:29,719
Speaker 3: It's that you're telling Greg Barrett friend. I haven't talked

993
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:32,520
Speaker 3: to Greg Baron, so that just reminded me. He texted

994
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:35,000
Speaker 3: me about eight months ago, and I never texted him

995
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:35,680
Speaker 3: that I am it.

996
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:38,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's same with me a long time ago. He

997
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:42,319
Speaker 1: just checked in and said nice things, and of course, yeah,

998
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:45,120
Speaker 1: let's call Greg Barrett. Yes, for sure, let's both do that.

999
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:46,080
Speaker 1: I hate that.

1000
00:48:46,239 --> 00:48:48,279
Speaker 3: I do that all the time because people text me

1001
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:50,920
Speaker 3: and I'm doing something, I read the text and then

1002
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:52,920
Speaker 3: it gets pushed down and then I just kind of

1003
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,279
Speaker 3: never look again. And then every once in a while,

1004
00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:57,239
Speaker 3: like once a month, I'll be laying on the couch,

1005
00:48:57,320 --> 00:48:59,360
Speaker 3: like on the weekend, and I'll look through.

1006
00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:02,919
Speaker 4: Like my past fifty text then go oh shit, oh fuck.

1007
00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:07,160
Speaker 1: They all they add up. And then if you if

1008
00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:10,240
Speaker 1: you're not paying attention texts everything.

1009
00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:12,800
Speaker 4: It's relationships crumble. Yes, you're alone.

1010
00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:16,239
Speaker 1: Everyone lonely. Yeah, and then all of the courts they

1011
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:20,200
Speaker 1: do Yeah why wouldn't they? But I swear it's just

1012
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:22,560
Speaker 1: because other more important stuff came up.

1013
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:26,560
Speaker 4: It's just that more attractive people are texting, right.

1014
00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:29,080
Speaker 1: I have it on a looks based basis.

1015
00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:32,759
Speaker 3: My thing is, are you married? You get bumped down automatically.

1016
00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:34,359
Speaker 3: Do you already have a relationships?

1017
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:35,359
Speaker 1: Goodbye? I don't care.

1018
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:38,919
Speaker 3: I need the hot singles in my area to take

1019
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:40,480
Speaker 3: up the first thirty deactly.

1020
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:44,880
Speaker 1: Oh, I consider wardrobe, everything, where you live, the likelihood

1021
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:48,520
Speaker 1: that we'll have lunch. I'm sorry, it's all it's all

1022
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:51,000
Speaker 1: being considered. That's one of the things I like more

1023
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:54,080
Speaker 1: about living in the middle of Los Angeles. No one

1024
00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:56,839
Speaker 1: was ever wanting to even reach out to me when

1025
00:49:56,880 --> 00:49:58,719
Speaker 1: I lived in Venice because they would think, well, when

1026
00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:00,760
Speaker 1: am I ever going to see him live some Vegas.

1027
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:03,080
Speaker 1: Now I'm in the mix, Karen, Yeah.

1028
00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:06,040
Speaker 3: I know you're really you're you're there with your bowling league.

1029
00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:07,799
Speaker 3: You won't share with me, even though you pretend you're

1030
00:50:07,840 --> 00:50:10,080
Speaker 3: going to every time, and you never do. This is

1031
00:50:10,239 --> 00:50:13,439
Speaker 3: I'm really being confrontational the second you get back to town.

1032
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:18,160
Speaker 1: Hey, you're You're right. I've liked Hey, hey, I've taken advantage.

1033
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:20,239
Speaker 1: I've never gone bowling with you. I go with my

1034
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:23,080
Speaker 1: bowling bodies, and that's something we could do. You see

1035
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:27,359
Speaker 1: the sexism. I'm gonna get a call. Well, it's yeah,

1036
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:29,880
Speaker 1: I need a ball. I need a ball that kiss

1037
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:32,680
Speaker 1: with my fingers. Your fingers, yes, because it makes a

1038
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:35,200
Speaker 1: huge difference, and they're weighted, and you can learn to

1039
00:50:35,239 --> 00:50:37,920
Speaker 1: give it the English and kiss the old gutter. Have

1040
00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:40,960
Speaker 1: a carved back in. That's how you get strikes, Karen.

1041
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:44,319
Speaker 3: All these strikes, and that's how you get babes at

1042
00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:45,160
Speaker 3: the bowling alley.

1043
00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:47,120
Speaker 4: What you do in the old whip around?

1044
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:49,960
Speaker 1: They love they love it. Oh did you hear him

1045
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:53,120
Speaker 1: kiss the gutter? You're like, you know, I hear he

1046
00:50:53,239 --> 00:50:57,920
Speaker 1: kisses gutters. Oh, she got the wrong idea. She's clearly

1047
00:50:58,040 --> 00:50:58,800
Speaker 1: not a bowler.

1048
00:50:58,920 --> 00:51:02,600
Speaker 3: Girl, girl, maybe in the bathroom we're going to talk

1049
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:03,560
Speaker 3: about these bowlers.

1050
00:51:04,719 --> 00:51:07,319
Speaker 1: That's me and my girl Posse at the bowling alley.

1051
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:09,759
Speaker 1: I am going to get a ball. I'm going to

1052
00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:12,000
Speaker 1: be a bowler. But you know, right now the last

1053
00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:14,239
Speaker 1: thing you want to again, not right now. You can't

1054
00:51:14,239 --> 00:51:15,600
Speaker 1: stick your fingers in those holes.

1055
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:20,560
Speaker 3: And yes, that plus all the expiration of how much

1056
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:24,440
Speaker 3: grunting and groaning and kind of exhaling goes into bowling,

1057
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:26,839
Speaker 3: that's going to make any bowling alley high risk.

1058
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:30,040
Speaker 1: It I am auto, I am like, yeah, I am

1059
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:33,360
Speaker 1: very audible. You can hear me grunting every time I

1060
00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:36,400
Speaker 1: toss the ball because it's every bit of strength. They

1061
00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:40,799
Speaker 1: really are heavy. They're heavy. And yeah, I just sound

1062
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:44,319
Speaker 1: like a tennis player out there. I sound. Yeah, I'm

1063
00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:48,160
Speaker 1: a real McEnroe when it comes to bowling, very grunty.

1064
00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:52,439
Speaker 1: Spit just sweat. I sweat profusely.

1065
00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:55,040
Speaker 4: Do you have a bowling alley in your hometown in Montana?

1066
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:58,080
Speaker 1: You know they keep closing, but I did grow. I mean,

1067
00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:01,040
Speaker 1: that's what else do you do? And it's we would

1068
00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:03,719
Speaker 1: go bowling all the time. I'm good at bowling. I'm

1069
00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:06,680
Speaker 1: good at billiards. That's just stuff you do. And when

1070
00:52:06,719 --> 00:52:09,960
Speaker 1: you're in a small town, there's no professional billiards players

1071
00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:11,120
Speaker 1: that are from the city.

1072
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:15,800
Speaker 3: No, they're all from towns of about between four and

1073
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:16,920
Speaker 3: nineteen thousand.

1074
00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:20,800
Speaker 1: I bet I don't. We could check the statistics on that, David,

1075
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:26,080
Speaker 1: and we should. You don't have to Pedaluma.

1076
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:30,239
Speaker 3: Stephen pops up and then goes right back up Pedaluma.

1077
00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:31,840
Speaker 3: When you get off the one on one and you

1078
00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:35,080
Speaker 3: take pedal Boulevard South, which is the exit to get

1079
00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:39,160
Speaker 3: to my parents' house, you pass Boulevard Lanes, which is

1080
00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:42,040
Speaker 3: because it's on Pedluma Boulevard and it's the Bowling Alley

1081
00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:44,480
Speaker 3: and it's been there. I mean, I would guess since

1082
00:52:44,560 --> 00:52:49,440
Speaker 3: the sixties, maybe earlier. It's always been there. And I

1083
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:53,600
Speaker 3: started making my sister, Adrian and Adrian's kids and everybody

1084
00:52:53,719 --> 00:52:55,480
Speaker 3: go there on the holidays. Like if I was home

1085
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:58,160
Speaker 3: for Thanksgiving or if I was home for Christmas, I'd

1086
00:52:58,200 --> 00:52:59,880
Speaker 3: be like, come on, we have to all go bowling.

1087
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,680
Speaker 3: And I don't think anyone particularly loves it, but it

1088
00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:07,239
Speaker 3: is a really fun funny, weird hangout and something to

1089
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:11,040
Speaker 3: do and you get like they're really bad for you,

1090
00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:12,680
Speaker 3: but insanely delicious.

1091
00:53:12,719 --> 00:53:15,719
Speaker 4: Fried food from the place is like the best.

1092
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:18,120
Speaker 3: But then we're all laughing because we're like we're eating

1093
00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:19,640
Speaker 3: French fries and then going.

1094
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:21,640
Speaker 4: To bowl and coming back and be like do you

1095
00:53:21,719 --> 00:53:21,880
Speaker 4: have that?

1096
00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:24,920
Speaker 1: Who's got a wet nap? Like it's the funniest. I

1097
00:53:25,080 --> 00:53:28,479
Speaker 1: feel like I'm not fundabowl with. I'm a little weird

1098
00:53:28,560 --> 00:53:31,960
Speaker 1: about not being good at things. I get frustrated when

1099
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:35,520
Speaker 1: I golf and I which these are they're hard. There's people,

1100
00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:38,279
Speaker 1: that's why there's professionals. It's like hard to be good

1101
00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:39,920
Speaker 1: at it, but it's hard to be good at it.

1102
00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:41,879
Speaker 1: I get a little frustrated when I bowl.

1103
00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:44,759
Speaker 3: I've seen you, uh, I've seen you walk away from

1104
00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:48,680
Speaker 3: a Quiplash Zoom game with comedians and just go start

1105
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:49,480
Speaker 3: doing pull ups.

1106
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:51,480
Speaker 4: Oh, get your sound to work.

1107
00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:55,120
Speaker 1: You know. I was riddled with anger. I'm really funny.

1108
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:58,120
Speaker 3: I was doing well, I was winning, and then you

1109
00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:02,000
Speaker 3: were the winner. And every time I kept your answer

1110
00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:03,320
Speaker 3: was the funniest.

1111
00:54:02,960 --> 00:54:04,880
Speaker 1: The app off my phone and then you have to

1112
00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:08,320
Speaker 1: re log in. I kept screwing myself. And I didn't

1113
00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:11,279
Speaker 1: think I was ever competitive, because growing up I just

1114
00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:15,000
Speaker 1: wanted to skateboard and do things that are solo sports.

1115
00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:17,200
Speaker 1: I didn't like team sports. So I've always said I'm

1116
00:54:17,239 --> 00:54:21,160
Speaker 1: not competitive. But I'm a monster. I'm so competitive. Yeah,

1117
00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:23,759
Speaker 1: and I didn't realize it. I gotta fit and I'm

1118
00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:26,560
Speaker 1: i pout and I'd throw little fits. I'm a real

1119
00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:28,040
Speaker 1: son of a bitch Garren.

1120
00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:33,400
Speaker 3: But that's the kind of personal fuel that gets you

1121
00:54:34,239 --> 00:54:36,759
Speaker 3: to the point where you get good at things.

1122
00:54:36,880 --> 00:54:38,040
Speaker 4: So you can kiss the gutter.

1123
00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:40,239
Speaker 3: You have to care and also, and you can't be

1124
00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:42,600
Speaker 3: like I care, but not so much that it doesn't

1125
00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:44,439
Speaker 3: injure my ego when I'm bad.

1126
00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:46,080
Speaker 1: If you suck, You suck.

1127
00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:48,640
Speaker 3: No one wants to suck at anything, right, so of

1128
00:54:48,719 --> 00:54:51,080
Speaker 3: course we all have these reactions. If you're sucking a

1129
00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:53,719
Speaker 3: little bit, you're just like, there's nothing more painful than

1130
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:57,640
Speaker 3: the walk back from having bold a bowling ball into

1131
00:54:57,719 --> 00:55:00,480
Speaker 3: the gutter and then everyone's just sitting there stand at you,

1132
00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:03,040
Speaker 3: and you go, oh, not only did they see me fail,

1133
00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:05,640
Speaker 3: but they watched my ass the whole time that I sucked.

1134
00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:06,640
Speaker 4: Like, that's for me.

1135
00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:09,600
Speaker 1: That's a one two punch that hurts my feelings. It

1136
00:55:09,719 --> 00:55:12,960
Speaker 1: hurts me, And on a league night, you're also affecting

1137
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:16,400
Speaker 1: the rest of the team, and you're standing in the roster.

1138
00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:17,960
Speaker 4: You're affecting your environment.

1139
00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:21,240
Speaker 1: I'm afraid that the Halloway won't even have a bowling

1140
00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:24,080
Speaker 1: league next year because of me stinking it up. I

1141
00:55:24,239 --> 00:55:26,279
Speaker 1: left a stain with that organization.

1142
00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:27,640
Speaker 4: Should we wrap this down.

1143
00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:30,080
Speaker 1: I'm happy to be in the same town, even though

1144
00:55:30,120 --> 00:55:32,080
Speaker 1: this is the same as if I was in Montana.

1145
00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:34,880
Speaker 3: I know it really is, but at least you're a

1146
00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:38,719
Speaker 3: little bit closer. We're all in the same time, in

1147
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:39,680
Speaker 3: the same time zone.

1148
00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:40,839
Speaker 4: Yes, that's nice.

1149
00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:43,919
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm happy to be back. I was having mixed

1150
00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:47,000
Speaker 1: feelings but once I got here and everything was normal,

1151
00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:49,239
Speaker 1: and people were walking around and the sun was out,

1152
00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:52,040
Speaker 1: and people are smiling, and well, I assume they are.

1153
00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:56,279
Speaker 1: They're all wearing masks, but I was happy. I was happy. Yeah,

1154
00:55:56,360 --> 00:55:58,400
Speaker 1: you can look at their eyes until they're smiling.

1155
00:55:58,640 --> 00:55:58,839
Speaker 3: Nice.

1156
00:55:59,080 --> 00:56:01,799
Speaker 1: I've been fakes where I just give people the eye

1157
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:04,759
Speaker 1: smile when they look at me. It's almost more work

1158
00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:07,960
Speaker 1: to isolate your mouth from your eyes and just smile

1159
00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:10,320
Speaker 1: with your eyes. It's but I've gotten good at it.

1160
00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:12,439
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're just squinting at that point.

1161
00:56:12,719 --> 00:56:12,919
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1162
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:15,479
Speaker 3: I also have noticed that I if I'm around someone

1163
00:56:15,520 --> 00:56:18,560
Speaker 3: that I do would like to talk to for whatever reason,

1164
00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:21,080
Speaker 3: I do a kind of like an over the top,

1165
00:56:21,239 --> 00:56:25,800
Speaker 3: silent movie kind of eye expression of like yeah, you know,

1166
00:56:25,960 --> 00:56:30,920
Speaker 3: like you're I would. I'm I'm emoting like ten times

1167
00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:34,040
Speaker 3: more than I normally would be, like, Hai, look, my

1168
00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:35,600
Speaker 3: voice is very over the top.

1169
00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:38,840
Speaker 1: When we're finally done with this, everyone's going to be

1170
00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:41,760
Speaker 1: acting like they're in a Disney Channel show or something.

1171
00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:45,719
Speaker 1: I know, just over the top, giant eyes, nice to

1172
00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:49,320
Speaker 1: see you or whatever. Why is she acting so raven?

1173
00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:53,640
Speaker 4: She is so raven?

1174
00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:57,560
Speaker 1: I am We're all being so raven? Oh, God, I

1175
00:56:57,640 --> 00:57:01,120
Speaker 1: need a haircut. Our friend of a the podcast, Andy

1176
00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:04,279
Speaker 1: d Money Is lives in Spokane and his friends with

1177
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:06,200
Speaker 1: my sister, and she was gonna cut my hair. But

1178
00:57:06,320 --> 00:57:09,200
Speaker 1: I left that morning that she was available, So I

1179
00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:11,560
Speaker 1: was so close to cutting it. I mean, I don't know.

1180
00:57:11,719 --> 00:57:13,399
Speaker 4: Maybe keep going, just keep going.

1181
00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:17,400
Speaker 1: It's not ever gonna go down. It's not. I'm at

1182
00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:19,200
Speaker 1: the point now where I can do a man bun.

1183
00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:20,800
Speaker 1: It's just out of hand.

1184
00:57:21,120 --> 00:57:25,040
Speaker 3: Okay, I wouldn't live there for too much longer. You

1185
00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:27,439
Speaker 3: you say I should, I should go with the corn rows.

1186
00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:29,920
Speaker 1: Then I want to.

1187
00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:32,440
Speaker 3: I want it to seem like you just took a

1188
00:57:32,520 --> 00:57:35,200
Speaker 3: carnival cruise with your parents to Jamaica and it's nineteen

1189
00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:39,280
Speaker 3: ninety four. Yeah, it's or anybody was like, guess what, Whitey.

1190
00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:42,320
Speaker 3: No one wants to see big things of your scalp.

1191
00:57:42,600 --> 00:57:45,480
Speaker 1: Every time I've been on a cruise ship, yeah, there's

1192
00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:48,360
Speaker 1: little white girls with corn rows, and I'm like, oh,

1193
00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:52,120
Speaker 1: when something wove into it, like a colored hair piece,

1194
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:54,600
Speaker 1: I think I'll do it. I'm a grown man. I

1195
00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:56,480
Speaker 1: can pull it off. Do what you want. Yeah, you

1196
00:57:56,600 --> 00:58:00,360
Speaker 1: can do corn rows and mustache. Oh what a terrible

1197
00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:03,880
Speaker 1: look that I'm about to embrace. Oh God, please do

1198
00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:07,480
Speaker 1: not I beg you, Okay, I won't. All right, Well,

1199
00:58:07,520 --> 00:58:08,920
Speaker 1: I'm happy to see you friend.

1200
00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:11,520
Speaker 3: Yes you too, welcome home, Thank you. I'm glad you

1201
00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:16,040
Speaker 3: had a nice kind of you know, nurturing home experience

1202
00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:16,640
Speaker 3: and it.

1203
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:18,080
Speaker 1: Was downright spiritual.

1204
00:58:18,280 --> 00:58:21,120
Speaker 4: But I'm more excited now to get my painting because that's.

1205
00:58:21,320 --> 00:58:23,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're really gonna like it. I looked at it

1206
00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:26,520
Speaker 1: again before my dad wrapped it, and it's really good.

1207
00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:30,440
Speaker 1: It's so good. It's just really a colorful and great composition.

1208
00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:32,280
Speaker 1: And he's a good painter.

1209
00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:33,640
Speaker 4: He's a great painter.

1210
00:58:34,040 --> 00:58:39,920
Speaker 1: And on that note, you've been listening to do you

1211
00:58:40,040 --> 00:58:40,600
Speaker 1: need a ride?

1212
00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:43,400
Speaker 4: D y n A r Aru?

1213
00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:50,000
Speaker 1: I leave in on you wanta way back? Either way?

1214
00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:55,520
Speaker 2: We want to be there, doesn't matter how much that age.

1215
00:58:55,600 --> 00:59:02,320
Speaker 2: You give us time and tourmental and we want to

1216
00:59:02,440 --> 00:59:06,960
Speaker 2: send you off InStyle. Do you want to welcome you

1217
00:59:07,240 --> 00:59:07,880
Speaker 2: back home?

1218
00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:15,720
Speaker 3: Tell us all about every scared he was it fine? Melbourne?

1219
00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:34,920
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1220
00:59:35,600 --> 00:59:38,800
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1221
00:59:39,560 --> 00:59:40,840
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

1222
00:59:41,480 --> 00:59:43,320
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

1223
00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:44,800
Speaker 1: Do you to ride?

1224
00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:46,360
Speaker 3: Do you need.

1225
00:59:52,680 --> 01:00:01,920
Speaker 1: With Karen and Chris oh, we did it perfect.