1 00:00:03,760 --> 00:00:11,119 Speaker 1: It's that time time, time, time, luck and load. So 2 00:00:11,360 --> 00:00:13,720 Speaker 1: Michael Very Show is on the air. 3 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:16,639 Speaker 2: All right, Harlmagans, I'm free to teg you today that 4 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:20,160 Speaker 2: I've signed legislation with outlaw Russia forever. 5 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:22,360 Speaker 3: We'll get him robbing in five. 6 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:26,720 Speaker 2: Minutes if I get to like it. 7 00:00:26,840 --> 00:00:27,760 Speaker 1: Someone made around. 8 00:00:28,720 --> 00:00:32,080 Speaker 4: I notice when you get their disliked and someone standing 9 00:00:32,159 --> 00:00:33,199 Speaker 4: around for a long day. 10 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:34,879 Speaker 1: God's got a lot of pick up. 11 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:37,360 Speaker 5: It's got a cop motor, a four hundred and forty 12 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:41,320 Speaker 5: cubic inch plant. It's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. 13 00:00:41,760 --> 00:00:44,400 Speaker 5: It's a model made before catalytic converters, so it'll run 14 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:46,800 Speaker 5: good on regular Guess what do you say, is that 15 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:47,960 Speaker 5: the new Bluesmobile or what? 16 00:00:48,680 --> 00:00:48,839 Speaker 2: Thanks? 17 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:49,720 Speaker 1: A cigarette lighter? 18 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:51,839 Speaker 4: I sure appreciate it, sir, if you could find it 19 00:00:52,040 --> 00:00:54,720 Speaker 4: in your heart to hang him up, play his neck 20 00:00:54,840 --> 00:00:55,960 Speaker 4: until he was digging. 21 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:58,120 Speaker 1: Boy escalated quickly. 22 00:00:58,440 --> 00:01:00,600 Speaker 4: I was just explaining to your better head here. When 23 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:02,639 Speaker 4: we were tunneling out, we happened to at the main 24 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:06,800 Speaker 4: sewer line. Dumb luck that and we followed that busted 25 00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:08,479 Speaker 4: out of jail, no man pop. 26 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:34,800 Speaker 6: We released her chas on our own recall. 27 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:51,240 Speaker 1: Yeah it is open line Friday to the phone lines. 28 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:51,560 Speaker 2: We go. 29 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:53,640 Speaker 1: I had to cut Bill off. Bill, I'm sorry, we 30 00:01:53,720 --> 00:01:55,760 Speaker 1: ran out of time, finished up my good man. 31 00:01:57,520 --> 00:02:01,320 Speaker 2: Well, what I was gonna say was, when my mom 32 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:05,840 Speaker 2: finally passed, I came to a sudden realization that I 33 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:10,280 Speaker 2: was an adult orphan and it's a whole different thought. 34 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:14,560 Speaker 2: And had to live with that for a few years 35 00:02:14,639 --> 00:02:18,160 Speaker 2: until I resolved, you know, my own personal issues with it. 36 00:02:18,919 --> 00:02:24,400 Speaker 2: And now I'm fine and going on and looking forward 37 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:28,080 Speaker 2: to the rest of my life with my son and 38 00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:32,040 Speaker 2: his business, and my granddaughter and her career. 39 00:02:33,560 --> 00:02:37,320 Speaker 1: You know, it's a it's a it's a deeper conversation 40 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:44,640 Speaker 1: than maybe today. But I remember my mother telling me 41 00:02:45,440 --> 00:02:49,320 Speaker 1: when my grandmother died. My grandmother died before my grandfather, 42 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:55,760 Speaker 1: and then when my grandfather died, my mother said, it's 43 00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:59,760 Speaker 1: different being the oldest when your parent has died, you know, 44 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:06,359 Speaker 1: longer a child, and the mental changes that come about 45 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:13,960 Speaker 1: the processing of that cycle, of that season in life. 46 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:18,679 Speaker 1: And I've thought about that over the years, and I'm 47 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:20,960 Speaker 1: fortunate that we have my dad, and I'm fortunate I 48 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:24,240 Speaker 1: get to see him almost every day, and I'm fortunate 49 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:27,320 Speaker 1: to get to tell him and know uncertain terms, the 50 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:30,639 Speaker 1: things I'm grateful for, and not just that I love him, 51 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:34,760 Speaker 1: which obviously that's important, but to me, it's very important 52 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:36,560 Speaker 1: to say so much more than that, why do you 53 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:39,760 Speaker 1: love that person? What is the nature of your relationship? 54 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:42,080 Speaker 1: What are things that they have done for you that 55 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:46,240 Speaker 1: were meaningful? And things that you noticed that they did 56 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:50,240 Speaker 1: that they didn't have to do, or that they sacrificed 57 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:55,680 Speaker 1: or struggled to do, or that were difficult and caused 58 00:03:55,760 --> 00:04:01,560 Speaker 1: them extra trouble that they could have pretended they didn't notice. Yeah, 59 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:06,400 Speaker 1: it these are these are things that that we all 60 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:10,360 Speaker 1: confront And I'm in a unique situation that I have 61 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:12,280 Speaker 1: a microphone and talk to a lot of people, but 62 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:15,360 Speaker 1: everybody confronts these things in every phase of life. I 63 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:17,839 Speaker 1: get emails from listeners who say, I'm going through that 64 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:22,360 Speaker 1: same thing. You know, I buried my brother and it 65 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:24,839 Speaker 1: was only fifty four and we didn't expect it and 66 00:04:24,839 --> 00:04:27,080 Speaker 1: and you know this, And then I get a flood 67 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:31,000 Speaker 1: of emails from people and it is nice. It is 68 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:34,719 Speaker 1: it is, uh, there is, there is It's interesting to 69 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:37,520 Speaker 1: hear how other people have processed something you're going through, 70 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:40,920 Speaker 1: even if you're going through it. Differently or you're processing 71 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:43,359 Speaker 1: it differently. And then when my mom died, you know, 72 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:46,120 Speaker 1: people with the story of when their mother died and 73 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:48,160 Speaker 1: how she died and when it happened, and what they 74 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:51,200 Speaker 1: most miss and and and those sorts of things. And 75 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:55,480 Speaker 1: then you know my dad and where he is and 76 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:58,560 Speaker 1: and you know his state in all of those things. 77 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,360 Speaker 1: These are things that were all going through. I'm just 78 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:04,080 Speaker 1: going through it because I choose to talk about these 79 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:07,520 Speaker 1: things a little more publicly than other people. But I'm 80 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:12,599 Speaker 1: amazed and humbled and grateful that every day people will share, 81 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:16,599 Speaker 1: not just about that, people will share they just got 82 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:18,839 Speaker 1: laid off from work. They're they're sitting in the parking 83 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:22,200 Speaker 1: lot and they're they're sitting in the gravel parking lot 84 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:24,400 Speaker 1: in their truck with the window down, smoking a cigarette, 85 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:29,360 Speaker 1: drinking a beer. And they've decided that in the beer 86 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:31,920 Speaker 1: they brought in the ice chest so that when work 87 00:05:31,960 --> 00:05:33,359 Speaker 1: was over they could have a beer in the parking 88 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:36,719 Speaker 1: lot before they drove home. And they're trying to figure 89 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:38,960 Speaker 1: out what they're going to do. You know, they they 90 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:41,719 Speaker 1: have to call their wife and tell her that that 91 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:44,000 Speaker 1: they lost their job and that this is a really 92 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:47,240 Speaker 1: bad time for that and uh, you know, her mother's 93 00:05:47,279 --> 00:05:51,279 Speaker 1: in in the hospital and the Sun has been going 94 00:05:51,320 --> 00:05:56,240 Speaker 1: for some special treatment or uh, he's somewhere. I's got 95 00:05:56,279 --> 00:06:00,680 Speaker 1: some sort of challenges with anger management and host control. 96 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:03,560 Speaker 1: And finally the treatment is starting to work. But it's expensive, 97 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:05,160 Speaker 1: but it's worth it. And now what are we going 98 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:06,919 Speaker 1: to do? And we're gonna lose our insurance? And what 99 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:11,640 Speaker 1: does cobracover? And you know, every day you get these things, 100 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:14,200 Speaker 1: and some days it can be a little heavy, but 101 00:06:14,279 --> 00:06:20,159 Speaker 1: it's also it's also an honor that people feel comfortable 102 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:24,360 Speaker 1: confiding in you. And that is the immediacy and the 103 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:28,719 Speaker 1: intimacy of the radio. Folks will often say to me 104 00:06:28,839 --> 00:06:31,320 Speaker 1: when we meet, I feel like I know you so 105 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:33,600 Speaker 1: well already, and this is the first time I met you, 106 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:37,720 Speaker 1: and believe it or not, I understand that. I absolutely 107 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:41,279 Speaker 1: understand that. What it means. Let's go to RC on 108 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:44,080 Speaker 1: the Black Line, our first black Line call of the year. 109 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:46,640 Speaker 1: I'd say, be awesome, but you always. 110 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:52,120 Speaker 2: Are all right, miss Berry. I appreciate being all It's. 111 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:54,800 Speaker 1: Not getting humble in a minute, RC, that's not your style. 112 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:59,159 Speaker 7: No, it's been a minute since I call man, but 113 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:03,360 Speaker 7: I'm still listening. To union you and Ramone, and may 114 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:06,040 Speaker 7: I act that Jim Mudd is a good addition. I 115 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:08,320 Speaker 7: used to listen to him on the other station and 116 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:09,600 Speaker 7: he really cracks me up. 117 00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:13,480 Speaker 1: Oh, he's fantastic. And Daryl Kunda, who's our most recent edition, 118 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:17,400 Speaker 1: has been a great addition. And of course Chad Nakanishi, 119 00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:20,120 Speaker 1: who you hear the least, but he's the one that 120 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:23,280 Speaker 1: keeps the trains running. He's the one keeps this place afloat. 121 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:25,720 Speaker 2: Well, that's all. 122 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:29,360 Speaker 7: Right, man, I got a question for you, and I 123 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:33,480 Speaker 7: want to make a point. I share your sentiment with 124 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:39,440 Speaker 7: the lack of participation and throughout the electoral electoric in 125 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:43,640 Speaker 7: our state and in the country. From what I've been studying, 126 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:48,480 Speaker 7: the state of Texas is one of the states that 127 00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:53,400 Speaker 7: really don't participate in the electoral process. I think we're 128 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:59,400 Speaker 7: number one according to a population. But as an individual 129 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:04,800 Speaker 7: who was in office, who was an elected official, I 130 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:05,320 Speaker 7: want to. 131 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:09,800 Speaker 1: Ask you, when you go in on. 132 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:17,200 Speaker 7: Integrity, you go in on making promises to the citizens 133 00:08:17,240 --> 00:08:20,920 Speaker 7: and whatnot, what is it and you and you and 134 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:25,080 Speaker 7: you got out of it? What is it about the 135 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:28,480 Speaker 7: candidates going into the system which we all believe is 136 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:34,280 Speaker 7: corrupt what is it about the candidates going in and leaving? 137 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:35,040 Speaker 3: Y'all? 138 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:40,520 Speaker 1: All right? This was sent to me from a as 139 00:08:40,559 --> 00:08:43,160 Speaker 1: being written by a reporter with USA Today, So I 140 00:08:43,160 --> 00:08:47,040 Speaker 1: don't know that there's Here's what they say regarding the 141 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:50,480 Speaker 1: license plate. Texans with a new driver's license will notice 142 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:55,200 Speaker 1: some changes beyond their photo and expiration date. DPS unveiled 143 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:57,720 Speaker 1: its new design for the state driver's license and Unification 144 00:08:57,880 --> 00:09:01,120 Speaker 1: card on Monday, August eighteenth. I do not have a 145 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:06,040 Speaker 1: card since August eighteenth, so I don't have the new card. 146 00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:08,360 Speaker 1: I still have the gold star in the top right, 147 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:12,280 Speaker 1: and apparently that is a black star now that's laser engraved, 148 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:15,679 Speaker 1: So if you have the newest card, I don't know 149 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:21,000 Speaker 1: exactly what that looks like. The updated design arranges the 150 00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:25,000 Speaker 1: personal information section into a clear format, making identification and 151 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:29,880 Speaker 1: verification easier to confirm. According to the Department, The new 152 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:32,920 Speaker 1: cards also replaced the previous gold star in the upper 153 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:37,600 Speaker 1: right corner with a black laser engraved star. This emblem 154 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:41,600 Speaker 1: indicates that the cardholder has a real ID, which has 155 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:45,120 Speaker 1: been required since May seventh for boarding domestic flights and 156 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:51,120 Speaker 1: accessing certain federal facilities. Accessing, not accessing On top of 157 00:09:51,160 --> 00:09:55,560 Speaker 1: a new esthetic, the cards also feature enhanced security features, 158 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,719 Speaker 1: including a new material that makes it more difficult for 159 00:09:58,760 --> 00:10:04,120 Speaker 1: criminals to replicate. The tamper resistant polycarbonate material complies with 160 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:07,880 Speaker 1: the American Association of Motor Vehicle Administrator standards and will 161 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:11,400 Speaker 1: be used for all newly issued licenses and ID cards. 162 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,120 Speaker 1: The way driver's licenses are made can make a big 163 00:10:14,120 --> 00:10:19,320 Speaker 1: difference in terms of public safety, says the Licensed Division Chief. 164 00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:22,840 Speaker 1: This new card designed will make it more difficult for 165 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:26,000 Speaker 1: criminals to produce counterfeit cards, and it enhances ways we 166 00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:32,840 Speaker 1: can protect protect Texans' identities from being stolen. All Texas 167 00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:36,520 Speaker 1: driver's licenses and identification cards issued before August eighteenth are 168 00:10:36,559 --> 00:10:40,120 Speaker 1: still valid until their expiration date as listed on each card. 169 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:43,920 Speaker 1: Taxans can renew their driver's license, motorcycle license, or ID 170 00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:47,200 Speaker 1: card up to two years before or after it expires. 171 00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:51,600 Speaker 1: Let me see when I expire, Ramon. Let's see when 172 00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:56,560 Speaker 1: it expires. Oh, I don't expire till thirty one. I 173 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:58,439 Speaker 1: can't wait that long. I got to have the news, 174 00:10:58,480 --> 00:11:00,960 Speaker 1: I got to have the latest gadget. I got to 175 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,760 Speaker 1: have it now, Ramon. That means I can't change for 176 00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:10,080 Speaker 1: a while huh, okay, when did you get yours? When 177 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:15,680 Speaker 1: does it expire? Here's expires in thirty year. Not in 178 00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:18,920 Speaker 1: the top right hand corner is your star black or 179 00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:22,520 Speaker 1: gold gold, you're the old one. They've replaced that with 180 00:11:22,559 --> 00:11:23,880 Speaker 1: a black laser engraved. 181 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:24,360 Speaker 7: You know. 182 00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:28,960 Speaker 1: The thing that really annoys me is that, Okay, let's 183 00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:32,720 Speaker 1: take this license. We're going to spend however many million 184 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:34,880 Speaker 1: dollars is going to be many, many, many million dollars. 185 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:37,080 Speaker 1: We're gonna have to go through all this hassle every 186 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:40,760 Speaker 1: single taxi to update this. And all of this is 187 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:45,480 Speaker 1: because of counterfeiting, right, And so we've got guys out 188 00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:48,719 Speaker 1: there that are spending every bit of their energy, and 189 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:52,160 Speaker 1: they're not all dumb dumbs, every bit of their energy 190 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:57,959 Speaker 1: trying to or and accomplishing the feet of counterfeiting our 191 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,720 Speaker 1: license and then using that license to do all sorts 192 00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:06,120 Speaker 1: of nefarious things. And that guy, whatever it is, one 193 00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:08,000 Speaker 1: of them, one hundred of them, one thousand over. Those 194 00:12:08,040 --> 00:12:12,920 Speaker 1: guys are putting many many million people to great hassle 195 00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:18,000 Speaker 1: to try to outsmart them when they're breaking the law. 196 00:12:18,679 --> 00:12:23,600 Speaker 1: Those guys do not fear being caught and prosecuted at all. 197 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:26,719 Speaker 1: If you just deal with those guys. You don't need 198 00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:30,360 Speaker 1: to make all these changes. I've said this a thousand times. 199 00:12:30,559 --> 00:12:36,040 Speaker 1: I can't get a Republican to talk about counterfeiting, fraud, 200 00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:43,720 Speaker 1: id theft. You just spend ten minutes researching just ten 201 00:12:43,760 --> 00:12:48,640 Speaker 1: minutes researching fraud on old people. A big one they 202 00:12:48,679 --> 00:12:53,600 Speaker 1: do now because public information is so easily accessible. A 203 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:57,080 Speaker 1: big one now is you call somebody, an older person 204 00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:02,040 Speaker 1: and you say, look, I got your grandson here. I'm 205 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:06,320 Speaker 1: a beil bondsman. He's had too much to drink. I'm 206 00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:09,800 Speaker 1: not saying he's drunk, but he's drunk. He's smashed into 207 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:12,240 Speaker 1: a woman. She's pregnant. The baby has died, and we 208 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:17,400 Speaker 1: think she has died as well. Now, if you want 209 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:19,600 Speaker 1: him out, I need you to take care of this 210 00:13:19,679 --> 00:13:21,720 Speaker 1: right now because this is not going to be good. 211 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:25,640 Speaker 1: And he's bawling like a baby. And in her mind, 212 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:29,520 Speaker 1: she's got a picture of her grandson who she loves 213 00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:32,600 Speaker 1: and endures more than her own children, his parents, his mother, 214 00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:36,319 Speaker 1: or his father. What do I need to do right now? 215 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:38,760 Speaker 1: What do I need to do? And this guy sounds 216 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:41,360 Speaker 1: like a real legit mail bondsman. He doesn't sound like 217 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:46,079 Speaker 1: he's in Bombay, and so you need to pay right 218 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:48,680 Speaker 1: now if you want him to release, because if he 219 00:13:48,679 --> 00:13:50,360 Speaker 1: spends a night in jail right now, as mad as 220 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:52,040 Speaker 1: people are, it's going to be bad. I don't know 221 00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:55,800 Speaker 1: he'll make it. And she has no reason to know 222 00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:59,040 Speaker 1: that there are evil people out there doing this because 223 00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:02,360 Speaker 1: she at this point is in such crisis mode over 224 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:04,800 Speaker 1: her grandson and he's in trouble. She does not want 225 00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:06,720 Speaker 1: to fail her grandson by trying to figure out if 226 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:07,480 Speaker 1: this is fraud or not. 227 00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:09,200 Speaker 2: So she. 228 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:13,200 Speaker 1: Unlocks her bank account and gives him whatever he wants 229 00:14:14,559 --> 00:14:19,000 Speaker 1: and then he's gone. That's a big one. There are 230 00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:22,760 Speaker 1: all sorts of these frauds and there is nothing done 231 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:29,600 Speaker 1: about it. I will tell you this. Cocaine on the streets. Sure, 232 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:33,200 Speaker 1: I'd rather not be there, but I don't think anybody's 233 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:37,400 Speaker 1: holding anybody down pouring cocaine down their nose. As much 234 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:40,880 Speaker 1: as we don't want cocaine on the streets, people are 235 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:43,840 Speaker 1: choosing to purchase it. You know another way we can 236 00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:49,720 Speaker 1: stop cocaine on the streets. Stop buying it. We're not victims. 237 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:52,560 Speaker 1: People are choosing to snort that stuff and put it 238 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:55,400 Speaker 1: up their nose or their butt. As it turns out, 239 00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:58,720 Speaker 1: or freebase it or whatever else they're going to do 240 00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:01,760 Speaker 1: with it. Sent at different story. Finlanel will kill you 241 00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:05,040 Speaker 1: on spot. That's a different It's a whole different type 242 00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:08,040 Speaker 1: of drug. That is an atomic bomb just waiting to 243 00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:12,440 Speaker 1: go off, and if you're handling it, it'll go off. Cocaine, Sure, 244 00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:15,440 Speaker 1: i'd rather the cocaine not coming here. But at all 245 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:19,480 Speaker 1: the energy and political capital we've spent dropping bombs on 246 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:24,960 Speaker 1: guys in narco terrorist boats, I'd like to drop bombs 247 00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:29,880 Speaker 1: on the Nigerian, Indian or American call centers that are 248 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:33,920 Speaker 1: defrauding Americans because there's a much greater value of it. 249 00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:36,960 Speaker 1: It's happening far more often. They're not mutually exclusive. We 250 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,880 Speaker 1: can do them both. But do you notice nobody talks 251 00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:44,800 Speaker 1: about that. Nobody talks about that. Everywhere you go all day, 252 00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:47,640 Speaker 1: every day. How many times do you have to enter passwords? 253 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:50,040 Speaker 1: Change passwords? How many times do you log into your 254 00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:53,080 Speaker 1: bank or your credit card or anything else and it 255 00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:56,600 Speaker 1: says your password is one of the passwords that was compromised. 256 00:15:58,120 --> 00:15:59,760 Speaker 1: It's a whole batch of them. Would you like to 257 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:04,360 Speaker 1: change ID now? And you say, the right thing to 258 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:08,600 Speaker 1: do is change my ID right now, because I've just 259 00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:12,280 Speaker 1: been alerted I may have a fraud perpetrated against me 260 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:14,920 Speaker 1: in the future because the dark Web is now trafficking 261 00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:18,760 Speaker 1: in my information. The right thing to do, the realistic 262 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:20,480 Speaker 1: thing to do, is no, I need to get in 263 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:21,880 Speaker 1: there and check my balance right now, because I got 264 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:23,800 Speaker 1: to get somebody in answer. I'm applying for a loan 265 00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:26,040 Speaker 1: or I'm making sure that my counselor has overdraw and 266 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:27,360 Speaker 1: I just need to get this done right now. I'll 267 00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:28,920 Speaker 1: do it later, and You're never going to do it later. 268 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:32,360 Speaker 1: All of this because we don't go after them. I'd 269 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:35,520 Speaker 1: like to declare war on those people's that's whose ale. 270 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:38,320 Speaker 1: I'd like to steal those bastards committee fraud on there 271 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:45,080 Speaker 1: all day every day Americas hurry sheriff crow rocks that 272 00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:49,480 Speaker 1: look that very few women can pull off. See, which 273 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:53,640 Speaker 1: is the men's vest with no bra and open arms. 274 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:56,920 Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about, Like the vest you 275 00:16:56,960 --> 00:17:00,800 Speaker 1: wear with the three piece suit. She does that very well. 276 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:04,960 Speaker 1: That and the blue jeans, the barefoot on on stage. 277 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:09,879 Speaker 1: But man, she is nutter butters. My goodness. I remember 278 00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:13,520 Speaker 1: when she came out urging people to only use one 279 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:17,760 Speaker 1: one square of toilet paper. Baby, you got a lot 280 00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:20,320 Speaker 1: of political capital. Are you sure that's what you want 281 00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:23,320 Speaker 1: to spend it on? Because I'm gonna tell you this 282 00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:26,560 Speaker 1: right now, Ozar is gonna roll off some toilet paper. 283 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:31,760 Speaker 1: I'm the guy that goes when I get my barbecue, 284 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,679 Speaker 1: I'm gonna get you know, how to gm those? You know, 285 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:38,600 Speaker 1: the little silver square box about four by six or 286 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:41,400 Speaker 1: whatever it is, four by eight? You can't get any 287 00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:43,440 Speaker 1: of them out of there. I just punch it one 288 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:46,119 Speaker 1: time and it loosens. You just pull them all out. 289 00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:48,320 Speaker 1: How am gonna do a favor for all of y'all? 290 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:51,240 Speaker 1: Right here? You put a good punch on that thing. 291 00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:53,760 Speaker 1: And then, because what's happened is they've stuffed them in 292 00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:57,040 Speaker 1: there so tight that you go to pull one out 293 00:17:57,280 --> 00:18:00,199 Speaker 1: and the loose part of the napkin tears loose. Have 294 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:03,639 Speaker 1: you crazy? So you give it a punch in and 295 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:05,960 Speaker 1: that so went on the on the it's got a 296 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:12,760 Speaker 1: little retractable like a pinion, right what they call it 297 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:18,280 Speaker 1: a rocket pinion? What's the darn term? Racked pinion? Anyway, 298 00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:20,840 Speaker 1: you push that in and it gives you some space 299 00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:22,679 Speaker 1: to work with, and you pull it all out and 300 00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:24,359 Speaker 1: then nobody needs to put them on top, which is 301 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:25,760 Speaker 1: what they should have done in the first place, put 302 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:29,960 Speaker 1: them in a basket or something. Anyway, I'm not doing 303 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:33,280 Speaker 1: the one the one square. We're not doing that, Sheryl, 304 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,639 Speaker 1: And I don't know why you would talk about that 305 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:37,600 Speaker 1: in public. You know somebody needs to do this and 306 00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:41,399 Speaker 1: nobody else will. So I'm going to take for what 307 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:47,480 Speaker 1: you're trying to put the toilet paper business under. You're 308 00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:51,040 Speaker 1: that worried about toilet paper that you want to tell 309 00:18:51,119 --> 00:18:54,320 Speaker 1: us to do one Have you ever done one square? 310 00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:54,800 Speaker 4: Ramon? 311 00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:59,760 Speaker 1: You get all over your hands. You be better off 312 00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:02,639 Speaker 1: just getting a little bucket and splashing it or something 313 00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:08,000 Speaker 1: one square. If you did use a bucket and splashed 314 00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:10,800 Speaker 1: it off, one square wouldn't be enough to dry it. 315 00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:16,720 Speaker 1: I got a little bit obsessed with him, not hormones 316 00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:21,000 Speaker 1: hemorrhoids when Ramon had his years ago, and then it 317 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,760 Speaker 1: felt like everybody was having a hormone It was I 318 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:25,720 Speaker 1: mean a hormone hemorrhoid. It was coming for me. It 319 00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:27,840 Speaker 1: was coming for me. So I started looking out for it, 320 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:32,399 Speaker 1: and I learned that one of the things that you know, 321 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:36,119 Speaker 1: hemorrhoid avoid us. I never had hemorrhoids, but and I 322 00:19:36,119 --> 00:19:39,320 Speaker 1: didn't want to have them. But apparently once you've had one, 323 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:41,920 Speaker 1: you're more likely to have more. By the way, you 324 00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:45,720 Speaker 1: remember my friend David Stone, fire suppression guy. I told 325 00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:49,680 Speaker 1: the story about David Stone. David Stone, we got hit 326 00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:51,840 Speaker 1: by the City of Stafford with a you got to 327 00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:55,800 Speaker 1: put a fire suppression system in here. And we couldn't 328 00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:57,800 Speaker 1: believe it. This business been running all these years and 329 00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:59,840 Speaker 1: nobody had a fire suppression system. Now all of a sudden, 330 00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:01,760 Speaker 1: we're coming in and adding money in. But we got 331 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:04,200 Speaker 1: to add a fire suppression system, but other people didn't, 332 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:06,560 Speaker 1: and so it was going to be two hundred thousand 333 00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:09,080 Speaker 1: dollars worth of fire suppression. And he came in and said, 334 00:20:09,119 --> 00:20:12,320 Speaker 1: I'll do it for you, and he did anyway, So 335 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:15,880 Speaker 1: I got a call. I got a text from Misty Gay, 336 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:18,639 Speaker 1: who ran our events at RCC and she and her 337 00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:21,440 Speaker 1: husband have a construction company now and they were doing 338 00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:23,959 Speaker 1: a hospital or an old folks home or something, and 339 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,920 Speaker 1: she said, Hey, I need a sprinkler company. Can you 340 00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:29,160 Speaker 1: do you have a sprinkler company before I go out, 341 00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:31,480 Speaker 1: because I encourage people to come to me first, I'll 342 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,160 Speaker 1: have somebody who can do it. Whether they're a show 343 00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:35,520 Speaker 1: sponsor or not their show sponsor great. If they're not, 344 00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:37,280 Speaker 1: they're just a friend, I'll still give them to you. 345 00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:39,760 Speaker 1: So I have a brand. We have a brand new 346 00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:43,400 Speaker 1: company called Brookway. And I got to know these people 347 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,800 Speaker 1: because they came to Palm Beach, wonderful company, Randall and 348 00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:52,440 Speaker 1: his wife, and so they do commercial landscaping and they start, 349 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:55,280 Speaker 1: I think next week with us. But I so I 350 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:57,679 Speaker 1: called him and I said, hey, this one's kind of important. 351 00:20:57,760 --> 00:21:02,000 Speaker 1: This woman was a very important key executive with our company. 352 00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:04,959 Speaker 1: She did all our events, and if you could take 353 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,080 Speaker 1: good care of her and her husband, I'd really appreciate it. 354 00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:09,639 Speaker 1: So he did. He called her and then she texted 355 00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:15,000 Speaker 1: and said you goof He does landscape sprinklers And I said, well, 356 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:16,920 Speaker 1: what else other kind of sprinklers are there? She said, 357 00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:20,359 Speaker 1: I need fire suppression. Ah. So I called David Stone, 358 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:24,600 Speaker 1: remember the aforementioned of the kidney Stones. And he had 359 00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:27,080 Speaker 1: passed at back in those days over two hundred. Now 360 00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:30,560 Speaker 1: it's over three hundred. So I call him, thinking I'm funny, 361 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,960 Speaker 1: and he picks up and he said, to what do 362 00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:35,320 Speaker 1: I owe this on her? A call for Michael Barry. 363 00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:38,640 Speaker 1: I said, well, hold on, I don't want to interrupt 364 00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:40,920 Speaker 1: you if you're passing a kidney stone, and he said, 365 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:44,040 Speaker 1: I haven't passed a kidney stone this week. I said, ha, ha, 366 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:46,240 Speaker 1: that's funny. Is that true? And he goes, yeah, I 367 00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:49,000 Speaker 1: did pass one last week. I mean, how would you 368 00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:52,119 Speaker 1: like to know he's probably fifty five years old that 369 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:53,840 Speaker 1: for the rest of your life every couple of weeks 370 00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:58,320 Speaker 1: you're gonna have to squirt one out. Oom man Lee, 371 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:03,480 Speaker 1: that makes him hemorrhoids look attractive anyway, So chryl Crow 372 00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:08,360 Speaker 1: got hung up onto one square of toilet paper thing. 373 00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:11,760 Speaker 1: But after Ramone went through his hemorrhoid thing. Oh, by 374 00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:13,919 Speaker 1: the way, David Stone is doing the fire suppression system 375 00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:15,560 Speaker 1: for the Old Folks Home, so that's good. So we 376 00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:20,160 Speaker 1: were able to refer that deal. After Ramone got his hemorrhoids. 377 00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:25,119 Speaker 1: I started reading and various of experts, as they say, 378 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:28,679 Speaker 1: suggested that toilet paper is a terrible thing to be 379 00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:33,920 Speaker 1: touching the most sensitive part of your body with terrible idea. 380 00:22:35,359 --> 00:22:38,520 Speaker 1: It's made from a wood pulp product, and especially the 381 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:43,240 Speaker 1: cheap stuff, but all of it is not so good 382 00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:49,520 Speaker 1: for touching against your Yeah, so I thought, well, man, 383 00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:54,200 Speaker 1: Let's say you got six thousand wipes in you before 384 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:57,000 Speaker 1: you get hemorrhoids. Right, there's just so much tread on 385 00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:59,679 Speaker 1: him tires and then his ball. I might be at 386 00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:02,000 Speaker 1: five else in nine hundred and ninety nine. I don't 387 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,760 Speaker 1: know where I might be. I might be on the 388 00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:06,400 Speaker 1: precipice of a hemorrhoid, you know, not like you get 389 00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:10,040 Speaker 1: a year's notice. So I start researching and they suggest 390 00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:13,679 Speaker 1: that you do an old fashioned bidet. When I was 391 00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:16,679 Speaker 1: selling houses, I remember you go into a house, and 392 00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:20,280 Speaker 1: especially the really nice homes that were older, and that's 393 00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:23,280 Speaker 1: you know, river Oaks, and so you'd go into a 394 00:23:23,359 --> 00:23:27,320 Speaker 1: home and some rich wildcatter redneck go, what's that over? 395 00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:31,480 Speaker 1: You got two toilets? Well, that's the bidet. Because what 396 00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:35,720 Speaker 1: happened is these these Houstonians would go to Europe and they's, 397 00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:37,640 Speaker 1: you know, they spend all this they have all this money, 398 00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:39,360 Speaker 1: and they go to Paris or London. They come back 399 00:23:39,359 --> 00:23:42,840 Speaker 1: with today. So it turns out there's a Japanese toilet 400 00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:45,919 Speaker 1: called a toto, and you can you can buy the 401 00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:48,199 Speaker 1: whole set, or you can put it on top. So 402 00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:51,360 Speaker 1: I call my buddy Michael Robinson, the Aggie plumber. I said, 403 00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:53,720 Speaker 1: know anything about this, and he said, yeah, it's best died. 404 00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:56,560 Speaker 1: So then I find out Marcus the Trail's got seven 405 00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:59,679 Speaker 1: of them in this house. He ain't using one toilet 406 00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:03,000 Speaker 1: papers where he ain't using a Washington. 407 00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:07,720 Speaker 7: That Jim Mudd is a good addition. He really cracks 408 00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:08,160 Speaker 7: me up. 409 00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:14,400 Speaker 1: Oh, he's fantastic. Much of the George Floyd story, there's 410 00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:18,760 Speaker 1: a Houstonian thug babies with all sorts of different women 411 00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:20,600 Speaker 1: he had never met. I know that because some of 412 00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:24,560 Speaker 1: the officers who worked a security detail afterwards said that 413 00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:29,120 Speaker 1: when they brought the kids in his various kids into 414 00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:33,520 Speaker 1: the holding area in the back, they had to show 415 00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:38,720 Speaker 1: them which one was the picture of their daddy that 416 00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:42,840 Speaker 1: clearly never met him. They didn't know his parents, or 417 00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:45,160 Speaker 1: his brothers and sisters, didn't know any of the family. 418 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:50,040 Speaker 1: He just, by all accounts, made babies wherever he went, 419 00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:54,800 Speaker 1: blessed us with his seed. He went to prison, he 420 00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:58,439 Speaker 1: was a bad human being. Got out of prison, and 421 00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:00,719 Speaker 1: he couldn't do business on the street courts of Houston 422 00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:04,120 Speaker 1: any longer because they knew him and where he stayed, 423 00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:07,919 Speaker 1: and when he wasn't staying there, where he stayed and 424 00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:11,080 Speaker 1: when he wasn't there where he stayed because they knew 425 00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:13,480 Speaker 1: who all his baby mamas and buddies and homies and 426 00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:19,240 Speaker 1: everywhere else were. So he went to Mogadishue, Minnesota. Apparently 427 00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:23,119 Speaker 1: there's a little bit of a pipeline of guys that 428 00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:27,320 Speaker 1: are criminals and hustlers the way he is, that end 429 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:32,679 Speaker 1: up in Mogadishue and they work together, they do deals together. 430 00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:39,560 Speaker 1: And so this felon was committing another felony when the 431 00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:43,280 Speaker 1: cops were called, as you recall, and he did what 432 00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:45,879 Speaker 1: he had done not so long ago. He said I 433 00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:50,119 Speaker 1: can't breathe because he had swallowed his drugs. There is 434 00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:55,560 Speaker 1: a filmed version of an earlier stop that he went 435 00:25:55,640 --> 00:26:00,320 Speaker 1: through where he also swallowed his drugs, and they opted 436 00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:02,560 Speaker 1: frame by frame. But none of this mattered. Derek Chauvain 437 00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:05,080 Speaker 1: had to go to prison. It didn't mattered it. He 438 00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:07,840 Speaker 1: was saying I can't breathe. Long before he was on 439 00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:09,680 Speaker 1: the ground, he was saying I can't breathe. When he 440 00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:11,480 Speaker 1: was sitting up saying I can't breathe. When he was 441 00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:14,720 Speaker 1: in the backseat of the vehicle, nobody's knee was on 442 00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:20,480 Speaker 1: his throat, couldn't breathe because he swallowed fentanyl. But it 443 00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:22,760 Speaker 1: was twenty twenty. We needed to turn We needed to 444 00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:27,320 Speaker 1: fire up black people, and unfortunately, sadly, telling black people 445 00:26:27,359 --> 00:26:28,919 Speaker 1: that cops hate them and are out to get them, 446 00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:31,200 Speaker 1: and that they're the victim and maybe smash one of 447 00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:33,560 Speaker 1: them's window and threaten them and run from them and 448 00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:36,000 Speaker 1: continue to commit crimes and don't worry about it is 449 00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:38,240 Speaker 1: not the best advice, but it seems to be working, 450 00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:40,720 Speaker 1: and it does seem to get people out to vote. 451 00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:44,520 Speaker 1: That coupled with COVID, meant you could beat Trump. You 452 00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:46,040 Speaker 1: got to do a lot of cheating, but they pulled 453 00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:51,600 Speaker 1: it off. Give them credit. The bloodthirsty sharks circling the 454 00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:55,720 Speaker 1: water loved nothing more than when they think Trump is wounded. 455 00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:02,600 Speaker 1: And it feels like with this woman in Mogadishu who 456 00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:06,960 Speaker 1: ended up dead because she trusted the Soro's machine that 457 00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:09,399 Speaker 1: nothing would happen. You could just continue spitting in the 458 00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:12,879 Speaker 1: face of cops, slapping cops, throwing rocks at cops. It 459 00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:16,040 Speaker 1: wouldn't matter. They can't do anything to you. Just keep 460 00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:20,240 Speaker 1: doing it, Just keep pushing, just keep pushing. They'll have 461 00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:24,040 Speaker 1: to keep retreating. And she didn't realize, oh, you can't 462 00:27:24,119 --> 00:27:27,639 Speaker 1: run them over and kill them. The officer has now 463 00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:32,480 Speaker 1: been identified, and he was dragged some number of feet, 464 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:35,880 Speaker 1: was a fifty or five hundred, but he was dragged 465 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:39,680 Speaker 1: in a previous incident like this, scared for his life, 466 00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:42,680 Speaker 1: so he had to do what he had to do. 467 00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:44,879 Speaker 1: He had to defend himself. But I feel like somewhere 468 00:27:46,119 --> 00:27:50,240 Speaker 1: the ghost of George Floyd might be a little bit 469 00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:51,240 Speaker 1: upset about all this. 470 00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:57,679 Speaker 2: But no. 471 00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:09,679 Speaker 1: Intro again, it's a it's not numbered. There was a parody. 472 00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:12,200 Speaker 1: It wasna right now, how about we go to a 473 00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:15,600 Speaker 1: phone call. We'll come back to that. Jerry, you're on 474 00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:16,520 Speaker 1: the Michael Berry Show. 475 00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:22,200 Speaker 3: Hey, Michael, I heard Marcus on your show last week 476 00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:25,359 Speaker 3: and he was talking about how his dogs got hit 477 00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:29,960 Speaker 3: by skunks. And I have three mutant labradors that continue 478 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:33,119 Speaker 3: to get hit themselves. I got a recipe for you 479 00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:37,240 Speaker 3: to pass on. To take all that stink away, You 480 00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:41,360 Speaker 3: get a one gallon milk jug. You pour a bottle 481 00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:45,200 Speaker 3: of hydrogen peroxide in it. You put a box of 482 00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:47,960 Speaker 3: bacon sew and a half a cup of dish don 483 00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:52,200 Speaker 3: dish soap. You wash your dog, repeat three times and 484 00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:56,360 Speaker 3: wash them again to get all the bacon soda out 485 00:28:56,400 --> 00:29:00,440 Speaker 3: of his fur, and they smell great. You can barely 486 00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:03,480 Speaker 3: barely get a hit ninety mics, so the stink is 487 00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:06,680 Speaker 3: a way. If you would please pass that recipe on, 488 00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:07,440 Speaker 3: I will do. 489 00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:07,640 Speaker 5: So. 490 00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:13,520 Speaker 1: We had two dogs hit within a week of each 491 00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:20,360 Speaker 1: other years ago. Sorry, same dog hit twice and another 492 00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:22,640 Speaker 1: dog hit. So we had three skunk hits in a 493 00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:26,600 Speaker 1: very short period of time. And so at the time 494 00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:30,680 Speaker 1: this was the Internet was not the trusted resource that 495 00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:34,080 Speaker 1: it is today. And so I started making calls to 496 00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:38,160 Speaker 1: people that I figured might know, and the big one 497 00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:43,280 Speaker 1: was Douche. So I drove into Brenham and I went 498 00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:46,280 Speaker 1: to I guess it was the Walmart there on two 499 00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:50,840 Speaker 1: ninety at the joke handle turn, and I get every 500 00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:54,440 Speaker 1: Douche they have, which was massing Gill, which was kind 501 00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:57,800 Speaker 1: of cool because as a kid, you would see the 502 00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:02,520 Speaker 1: commercials for Massingill and it was like a Harlequin romance, 503 00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:06,040 Speaker 1: you know, or a Spanish noela, and you know, the 504 00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:10,280 Speaker 1: music would play and the woman would be outside and 505 00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:14,600 Speaker 1: her chiffon gown and it would kind of blow in 506 00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:17,080 Speaker 1: the wind, and you didn't as a little kid, you 507 00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:18,760 Speaker 1: didn't know what was going on. You just knew this 508 00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:23,120 Speaker 1: woman was really happy. This was like the parallel to 509 00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:28,800 Speaker 1: Calgaran take me away and it was massing, gild, disposable douche. 510 00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:32,760 Speaker 1: And I remember those ads. They were all the time, 511 00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:35,960 Speaker 1: all the time, well they weren't all the time. They 512 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,680 Speaker 1: were daytime TV. So during the summer when you were 513 00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:42,360 Speaker 1: watching there is there are ads targeted to stay at 514 00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:45,040 Speaker 1: home moms. There was a mister clean Man. There was 515 00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:48,160 Speaker 1: don't squeeze a bounty. There were ads specific to that 516 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:52,320 Speaker 1: they don't spend that money during primetime TV when they 517 00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:56,680 Speaker 1: would waste it on the husband. They spend that money 518 00:30:57,160 --> 00:31:00,440 Speaker 1: when women are most likely to be watching television, which 519 00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:01,560 Speaker 1: is during the day. 520 00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:02,800 Speaker 2: Now. 521 00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:05,040 Speaker 1: Back then, I don't think men watch TV during the 522 00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:09,280 Speaker 1: day because I don't think that men had TVs at 523 00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:11,400 Speaker 1: their office. And you didn't have Fox News, and you 524 00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:14,600 Speaker 1: didn't have the round the clock news cycle. You only 525 00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:17,480 Speaker 1: had the three stations, and the three stations. You know, 526 00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:22,400 Speaker 1: if you were a grown man at work in nineteen 527 00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:26,040 Speaker 1: seventy eight or eighty two, I doubt during the day 528 00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:29,120 Speaker 1: there was anything you wanted to watch one Life to Win, 529 00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:31,760 Speaker 1: to Live, or Guiding Light or Young and the restless, 530 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:35,320 Speaker 1: and then the cable TV explosion, and then you had 531 00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:41,560 Speaker 1: adult cartoons, which is basically Fox where you know you're 532 00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:49,720 Speaker 1: watching it, you're watching TV. You got male dominated television. 533 00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:53,360 Speaker 1: During the weekday, you walk into Eddie Martine's office, you're 534 00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:56,280 Speaker 1: going to have Fox News up on the wall while 535 00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:59,360 Speaker 1: he's on his conference calls, while he's doing his meetings, 536 00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:02,960 Speaker 1: and that is true of a number of people. We 537 00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:05,720 Speaker 1: keep Fox News on in the background. I have to 538 00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:08,560 Speaker 1: keep it very much in the background because I get 539 00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:13,560 Speaker 1: distracted easily, and so you know, I'll see a story 540 00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:16,920 Speaker 1: in the headline, and of course they are designed to 541 00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:19,160 Speaker 1: give you the constant rage bait or you know, the 542 00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:23,520 Speaker 1: constant adrenaline rush. So there's always a breaking news just 543 00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:23,880 Speaker 1: in