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Speaker 1: Looking, I understand tomboy milk like that image, like, those

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Speaker 3: Oh those are mommy milkers? Yeah yeah yeah, not so much.

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Speaker 3: On the other side, where's the milk?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Where?

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Speaker 1: Like I see the cow bra but where is the

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Speaker 1: your period? But it's just this what is that representing?

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Speaker 1: The guys right now? We have no idea what that is?

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Speaker 2: The juices? Maybe that's a coucy juice.

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Speaker 1: Well, we actually have an answer in the comments. This

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Speaker 1: type of discharge generally occurs when you're opulating. Oh never

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Speaker 1: done that so interesting?

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Speaker 2: Really you should try it.

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Speaker 1: I should try it.

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Speaker 1: Thanks, I hate the magic hat. All we have to

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Speaker 1: do now is put the magic hat on. Hello children?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, yo, booty coach crazy. What's going on

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Speaker 1: in the front? Is that schlog going all the way

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Speaker 1: down the lake?

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Speaker 3: Brother, Look, they're traumatized. That's straight PTSD going on over there.

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Speaker 3: Capital D and that My wife is a teacher and

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Speaker 3: just received this gift from a young student who is

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Speaker 3: still learning English. Oh I'm still learning still. That is

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Speaker 3: a way to slot that. When the candle is lit,

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Speaker 1: The hey for good teacher, you don't give your students

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Speaker 1: a's okay, kid, we're kiddick. College college college. Yeah, we're

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Speaker 1: talking about college. It's still problematic, but yeah, thanks. I

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Speaker 1: hate dildo dipping. When you think your job is ship,

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Speaker 1: just remember you could be Deborah the dildo dipper.

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Speaker 3: That is massive. My goodness, that is as large as

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Speaker 2: Oh, it's for the it's for the head.

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Speaker 1: The tip. Yeah, I didn't even have that realism in there.

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Speaker 2: I mean someone has to do it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Delta passenger puts down mattress and goes to sleep.

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Speaker 2: At the gate. Bro. Oh, stop it.

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Speaker 1: This is incredible as head. This is this is how

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Speaker 3: To imagine they just whipped this out and just start

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Speaker 1: I paid for this I'm putting this in the aisle.

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Speaker 3: The thunder mascot terrified the Blazer's court side reporter.

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Speaker 3: Need fall sockets. Stabbing going on. This is my Christmas

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Speaker 3: present from my boss. I'm a forty one year old

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Speaker 3: man and neither my first nor last names start with tea.

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Speaker 2: That's what he's clearly missing. You have your coffee cup,

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Speaker 3: The whole nation of England literally drink tea all day,

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Speaker 3: not even a day after our dog had a mass removal.

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Speaker 3: care of both of us. Damn bro that is Rough

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Speaker 3: Because solidarity with the pup. I mean, that's that is solidarity.

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Speaker 3: So I guess lick his balls too much?

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Speaker 1: I hate Chinese clothing. Nuke a Rough just.

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Speaker 3: It's the exact inverse of like all of the white

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Speaker 1: Thanks. I hate bird watching. I love bird watching. Oh Man,

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Speaker 1: I want to see you lay that egg. Spread those cheeks,

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Speaker 3: If he started making a TikTok, he can he can

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Speaker 2: Kid. This is the patch on my mom's gun bag.

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Speaker 3: She's quiet sixty two and shoots every weekend, and fucking

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Speaker 1: I hate ethically sourced alligator tongue and human child spine bags.

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Speaker 1: Shell made of one hundred percent alligator tongue and handle

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Speaker 1: made of an entire child's spine who had osteoporosis. All

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Speaker 3: This is why I don't like the crazy fashion. They

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Speaker 3: How do you ethically source a child spine?

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Speaker 2: Not even and looking fucking fresh. You're no one's looking

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Speaker 1: I hate how many crabs are just below your toes

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Speaker 2: JB.

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Speaker 3: That's terrifying, Although maybe that's like low key a way

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Speaker 3: to get dinner. True crap is lobster is like forty

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Speaker 1: This is free eat from the ocean. Fam. Thanks. I

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Speaker 1: hate cow boogers. Oh no, God, don't pick it.

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Speaker 2: No, oh stop up? Oh that is so it looks

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Speaker 2: like a clam. He's got a syringe. That's way better though,

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Speaker 2: That literally looks like cheese.

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Speaker 1: Oh you want to eat it?

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Speaker 3: Bro, don't even for those you if you want me

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Speaker 3: how good the cow feels after. Imagine having a freaking

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Speaker 2: That's literally what that is ten inches a piece of cheese. Bro.

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Speaker 3: My mother washes her dishes by hand because the dishwasher

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm thrown off by these groceries here.

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Speaker 1: And you know what else, you should never be thrown

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Speaker 1: off by what It's a new format when your boys

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Speaker 1: We don't know if it'll do well, but like, just

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Speaker 3: My girlfriend lied to me big time while I was

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Speaker 2: At the day of my daughter, op, he says.

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Speaker 2: Seriously, why is it so ugly? It just is It's

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Speaker 1: Heart shaped jewelry. You know. I actually learned this from

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Speaker 1: It's tacky.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this seems like only to It seems like it's

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Speaker 3: Well we'll Justine and I looked through a few ring categories,

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Speaker 3: Justine to go shopping, the same Justine that our protagonist

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Speaker 1: Wait, what, so what is going on?

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Speaker 2: Dude? There is a big lie happening and I want

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Speaker 3: Obviously this took me by surprise, since Justine was right

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Speaker 1: I literally had no idea that I was gonna turn snakes. Yeah,

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