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Speaker 1: It's Friday. You found our podcast.

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Speaker 2: We're so glad you're here.

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Speaker 3: And today is so amazing because it's Jeffrey's song of

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Speaker 3: the week.

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Speaker 1: Yeao, oh my god, the best parody that you'll hear

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Speaker 1: well at least today. All right, it's coming up right

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Speaker 1: here in this podcast.

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Speaker 4: Is it rewarding or frustrating that our office candy bowl

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Speaker 4: is filled after Halloween?

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Speaker 5: It's good.

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Speaker 2: It's fruit snacks, though.

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Speaker 4: So good. It's broken Jeffrey in the morning because Brooke

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Speaker 4: complained about this. How all October long there was no

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Speaker 4: candy bull out in the lobby like there has been

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Speaker 4: in past years.

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Speaker 3: Actually thought they just moved it until you guys told

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Speaker 3: me that that was a personal salesperson. I had no

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Speaker 3: idea I was stealing this poor woman's candy.

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Speaker 4: It was in the middle of the sales desk. It's

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Speaker 4: weird that you were opening people's drawers, and like, why

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Speaker 4: did they put it in years?

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Speaker 1: You're treat I thought a stapler, Just do not touch me.

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Speaker 4: So much suffering in this office. And then boom November first,

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Speaker 4: multiple candy balls out in the front entrance.

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Speaker 1: Dude, and it looks like Christmas vomited.

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Speaker 5: On our life.

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Speaker 4: I'm just wondering, Fake Snow won't fight after this. I'm

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Speaker 4: just wondering, how do you feel, Brooke? Does it feel

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Speaker 4: like redemption or betrayal?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like it's the season for

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Speaker 1: me to eat my feelings. So well, I'm pretty happy

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Speaker 1: about it in a way.

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Speaker 4: It's kind of like bonus Halloween.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Alexis is right.

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Speaker 1: Like the fruit snacks that they're serving, Oh good.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what the brand is, but they're the

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Speaker 3: tiniest little fruit snacks you've ever had.

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Speaker 1: In each one is just like joy about.

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Speaker 3: Discover they're probably vegan because there's probably nothing natural in them.

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Speaker 4: That corn syrup pits. Right, you're gonna be stuffed with

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Speaker 4: candy leading all the way up to Thanksgiving and probably

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Speaker 4: long long after this year.

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Speaker 1: But what screofiting into my pants?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we're all giving up. And one one thing Brooke

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Speaker 4: never complains about, though, what that is the shot collar

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Speaker 4: question of the day. She certainly never fights or argues

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Speaker 4: with Jake about the questions or his answers, and I

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Speaker 4: foresee zero problems with that. Today, Jake, keep the peace going, okay,

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Speaker 4: and there it goes.

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Speaker 6: Today we say happy Birthday, to the Sultan of Salt,

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Speaker 6: the King of kitchen chaos master Chef Gordon Ramsay.

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Speaker 7: This guy, the.

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Speaker 6: Fifty eight year old, has had quite the career, opening

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Speaker 6: Michelin Star restaurants around the world and filming twenty three

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Speaker 6: seasons of the show Hell's Kitchen.

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Speaker 7: Wow, that's twentieth alone.

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Speaker 6: But he's probably most well known for his famous temper,

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Speaker 6: leaving a trail of tasty tears in his wake.

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Speaker 1: Oh it's cute when he does it.

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Speaker 6: Chef Ramsey has yelled a thousands of cooks, young and old.

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Speaker 6: He's criticized people on TikTok and YouTube. He even left

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Speaker 6: a calm on the Brook and Jeffrey podcast that says,

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Speaker 6: quote you pathetic and that was a compliment.

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Speaker 1: And how is he still so likable? Is that what

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Speaker 1: it is?

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Speaker 6: That's why today, to celebrate the British bad boy of

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Speaker 6: Beef Wellington, we're doing a special Did Gordon Ramsey really

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Speaker 6: say that?

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Speaker 8: Edition?

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Speaker 7: Up? Py?

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Speaker 9: Oh god?

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Speaker 6: Now I have a list of harsh cutting quotes that

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Speaker 6: Chef Gordon Ramsey may have said. You just have to

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Speaker 6: tell me if they're real or fake, And yes, I

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Speaker 6: will read them in a British accent. Time We'll start

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Speaker 6: with the woman who's gave Chef Gordon night terrors with

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Speaker 6: their homemade macaroni clumps.

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Speaker 7: That's Alexis.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, I should tag them, not on TikTok.

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Speaker 7: Alexis, here's your quote.

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Speaker 6: Your dish is as crispy as blank and it looks

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Speaker 6: like Gandhi's flip flop?

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Speaker 7: Is that a real Gordon Ramsey quoted, we.

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Speaker 6: Make that up?

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Speaker 4: Blank? Is I'm assuming a curse? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: God, there's so many curse words you could put in there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there really is a lot. I can see.

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Speaker 11: You're like describing a steak like a flat floppy, you know,

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Speaker 11: like it looks like a flip flop.

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Speaker 1: You know, but dondis flip flop.

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Speaker 7: That's even more oppressed.

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Speaker 2: So specific. Yeah, that's what makes some funny.

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Speaker 10: Is he does say the really weird thing like that,

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Speaker 10: So I'll say it's true.

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Speaker 7: Alexis says, that's a real quote.

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Speaker 9: That is.

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Speaker 6: Quote you told the contestant who was cooking a pork

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Speaker 6: dish that on Master Show.

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Speaker 7: We're over to brook Brook.

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Speaker 6: Your quote, your seasoning is so weak even a sneeze

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Speaker 7: Just banking on it. Then tell me it beta. Is

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Speaker 7: that a real quota. Do we make that up?

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Speaker 3: I feel like he could have actually written on Alexis's

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Speaker 3: back and cheese TikTok video.

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Speaker 7: It doesn't look like does he have writers or does he?

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Speaker 7: Is he giving? He's just neat produce.

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Speaker 5: Has to he has.

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Speaker 2: They're so good, you're not kind have a Gondi's flip flop.

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Speaker 4: I'm I mean, it's just like British intelligence, Like when

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Speaker 4: they speak, it's so eloquent and mean because she's hurt.

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Speaker 1: So good is real?

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Speaker 7: Jake, look said, that's a real quote. That is.

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Speaker 1: You are sick.

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Speaker 7: You are a writer.

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Speaker 6: Let's go over to Jose. Okay, your quote, This squid

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Speaker 6: is so undercooked. I can hear it telling SpongeBob to

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Speaker 4: Is that.

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Speaker 7: Is so good? God, it's so funny Again.

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Speaker 11: Now I'm like, now I'm obsessed with this idea of

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Speaker 11: like would he do that?

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Speaker 7: I don't know where did Jake?

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Speaker 4: Just like he has four or five kids, so they're

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Speaker 4: probably watching SpongeBob all the time.

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Speaker 9: You draw on.

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Speaker 1: That daddy roast them with cocoa.

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Speaker 7: Then I know what.

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Speaker 1: I want to memorize some of these for Thanksgiving.

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Speaker 11: I know, you know, yeah, I think it was too funny,

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Speaker 11: so it's not really.

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Speaker 8: Him.

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Speaker 7: Jose said, that's a fake quote.

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Speaker 5: That is.

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Speaker 7: That's a real quote. That's Gordon. It's gonna lose it

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Speaker 7: for me.

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Speaker 6: We're over to Jeffrey. Now, jeff your quote, I'm confused.

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Speaker 6: Are you making soup but trying to summon a demon?

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Speaker 6: Is that a real ray quota? Do we make that up?

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Speaker 11: That's funny because you know you're making a soup like

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Speaker 11: a witch or you're OK.

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Speaker 4: Didn't Brooks say that to her daughter?

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Speaker 1: My kids don't like soup. That's their thing.

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Speaker 7: Children.

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Speaker 1: My kids are like, no, we don't like soup. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: that is not you can't say that.

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Speaker 4: What you start, it's a different expletive.

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Speaker 1: We don't like hot things. I'm like, well, there's just

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Speaker 1: what do you want to go?

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Speaker 4: It doesn't feel mean enough to be Gordon round. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I'm going to say that's not real.

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Speaker 7: Jeffery said, that's a fake quote.

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Speaker 4: That is.

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Speaker 7: Real quote. That means Alexis you on today's edition of.

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Speaker 2: Plenty of Stupid Losers.

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Speaker 7: I will take this title away from you for a while.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, So Alexis gets to choose who gets shocked today

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Speaker 4: and they're going to be singing Unholy by Sam Smith.

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Speaker 2: Let's go Brooke.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, why I don't know?

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Speaker 12: Right?

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Speaker 3: The kids thing I thought, Mummy don't know, daddy's getting

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Speaker 3: body shop doing something on hold.

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Speaker 13: Mummy that the lyrics, it's so good shot.

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Speaker 4: Question of the day. We got your phone tap coming

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Speaker 4: up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 5: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: It's brooken Jeffrey in the morning. And if you didn't

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Speaker 4: hear earlier this year, Amelia Earhart's long lost aircraft was

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Speaker 4: finally found.

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Speaker 1: Are you serious?

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Speaker 4: It made news earlier by a former US Air Force

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Speaker 4: intelligence officer and pilot, Are you god real? He paid

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Speaker 4: for himself and his crew to get high resolution photographs

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Speaker 4: and sonar images of her iconic plane, Old Bessie, resting

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Speaker 4: on the bottom of the Pacific Ocean.

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Speaker 1: It is like when you get a sonogram and you're like,

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Speaker 1: is that a baby? I don't know what that is.

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Speaker 7: I cut him off with my reactions.

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Speaker 11: Now that you say, I can see it almost a

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Speaker 11: little mess.

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Speaker 4: It's a sonar image of the outline of a plane

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Speaker 4: on the bottom of the Pacific.

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Speaker 1: How do they know it was hers? It could be

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Speaker 1: any plane.

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Speaker 4: This made global headlines, and everybody was excited that a

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Speaker 4: decade's old mystery was finally solved.

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Speaker 2: Oh did it make my TikTok?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: What everybody he's talking about.

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Speaker 4: But it turns out he couldn't have been more wrong shoves.

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Speaker 4: Upon closer examination this past week, turns out what he

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Speaker 4: actually found was a giant rock shaped kind of like

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Speaker 4: an airplane.

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Speaker 7: Hey, that's still cool though, That's a fun rock.

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Speaker 1: My kids would want to put it in their pocket.

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Speaker 7: That uln't fly.

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Speaker 4: He calls it an unfortunate rock formation that looked alike

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Speaker 4: rings and a tail. The odds so kind of a bummer,

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Speaker 4: He says, he's super disappointed, But I guess that's life.

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Speaker 7: And the nine million.

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Speaker 4: Plus dollars worth of equipment and wages and time spent

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Speaker 4: was all wasted on a rock. A really cool looking rock.

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Speaker 9: But a rock.

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Speaker 4: Still.

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Speaker 1: I still kind of want to go visit the rocks.

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Speaker 7: Awesome.

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Speaker 4: Well, he is vowed to start the search all over again,

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Speaker 4: eliminate rocks.

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Speaker 11: Probably, guys, this time it was a pile of garbage

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Speaker 11: in the water.

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Speaker 1: I feel like he's not the expert that we need

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Speaker 1: on the case.

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Speaker 4: I believe more stories of triumph and victory with winners

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Speaker 4: just like him are coming up in a brand new

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Speaker 4: edition of Laser Stories.

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Speaker 9: That's next.

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Speaker 4: It's the radio segment that's teamed up with a local

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Speaker 4: pest control company to offer discounted exotic meats. It's called

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Speaker 4: Exterminate and Marinate. The only place where you can buy

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Speaker 4: a twenty ounce possum steak for just thirty five cents.

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Speaker 7: That's a good deal.

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Speaker 1: I have a squirrel soup rust. We have been dying

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Speaker 1: to track.

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Speaker 4: Submit it now the Laser Stories, we're fragmented where we

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Speaker 4: read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone

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Speaker 4: else does, except we've got a laser. There's other baby

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Speaker 4: back rat ribs.

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Speaker 7: It actually gets your tech.

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Speaker 7: I need it. Let's get used to have it.

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Speaker 1: I don't know that happened in Alley's.

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Speaker 4: This next part is important because Louis Vauton is now

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Speaker 3: Don't see yourself out the door, Jeff, that's ridiculous.

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Speaker 4: It's technically a kennel, so an indoor doghouse. If you

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Speaker 3: Dewey doing a Louis Louis, Louis, see, you needed to

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Speaker 4: It looks like brook is now ready for Christmas. Have fun.

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Speaker 7: No alexis excited?

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Speaker 4: What do you even How After people get into it

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Speaker 2: Kind of like furiously texting your best friend. You put

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Speaker 4: so it's worth it. That now means Laser Stories has

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Speaker 4: same time on Monday.

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Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: WHOA.

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Speaker 4: No babies? And we definitely know who the dad is

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Speaker 4: No astronauts and no rich guy the list. We've got

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Speaker 4: He did go to space.

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Speaker 4: Alexis has a photo of Elon with a red heart

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Speaker 7: He's an astronaut.

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Speaker 4: You no matter where you stand, if you're a pro

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Speaker 2: It's okay, gotcha, Like Olivia, you gotta.

458
00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:59,080
Speaker 4: Know, give us some specifics of what they were saying.

459
00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:01,000
Speaker 10: Like one of them you asking a guy if he'd

460
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,880
Speaker 10: ever want to be a DJ or if he makes.

461
00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:03,320
Speaker 2: His own music?

462
00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:06,680
Speaker 4: Is a people with dreams and hopes?

463
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:08,520
Speaker 2: You could rather do that be.

464
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:11,480
Speaker 1: A real job. I dated a DJ.

465
00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:13,720
Speaker 3: I mean he was a sweet guy, but he did

466
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:15,480
Speaker 3: sleep on a cot in his brother's face.

467
00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:17,240
Speaker 4: See a lot of people jealous of.

468
00:22:17,359 --> 00:22:18,920
Speaker 7: You're not going to buy your boyfriend's mite.

469
00:22:20,359 --> 00:22:20,560
Speaker 2: Okay.

470
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,200
Speaker 10: Another one I liked is one of them asks what

471
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:25,280
Speaker 10: the guy's favorite color is how and she said, quote,

472
00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:27,720
Speaker 10: I could never date a guy who's so uncreative.

473
00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:30,879
Speaker 2: His favorite color is white, so he cannot answer white.

474
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:33,280
Speaker 1: She's got a point, have you.

475
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:35,280
Speaker 2: Ever that's somebody who says the favorite color is white?

476
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Speaker 4: I haven't, Yes, I have, and I try to avoid

477
00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:40,920
Speaker 4: those people very Okay.

478
00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:42,720
Speaker 10: One of my guy friends said, a girl has to

479
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:45,360
Speaker 10: like wall art. He brings it up on a first

480
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Speaker 10: date because he has a Star Wars poster in his

481
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:48,159
Speaker 10: bedroom and.

482
00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:51,280
Speaker 2: He considers art, so he has to make sure they'll

483
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:54,879
Speaker 2: approve of it. And he said it's art.

484
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,399
Speaker 1: I'm going to go any poster that's just hung up

485
00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:59,679
Speaker 1: with tax is not very art.

486
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:02,280
Speaker 7: So I'm a because I love her.

487
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:07,520
Speaker 4: We're talking about a list that alexis. She asked a

488
00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:10,520
Speaker 4: bunch of her friends what are the weirdest dating red

489
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:12,240
Speaker 4: flags that they've ever had?

490
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:13,920
Speaker 10: Okay, an I thought it was good as on a

491
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:16,080
Speaker 10: first date to look at their phone lock screen. They

492
00:23:16,119 --> 00:23:18,560
Speaker 10: said they they have if they have a pet, if

493
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:20,520
Speaker 10: they have a kid on there, okay, if they have

494
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:22,359
Speaker 10: a girl like, who is it or is it some

495
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:26,600
Speaker 10: dumb you know some a sports teams.

496
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:30,120
Speaker 1: Covered her mouth. Okay.

497
00:23:30,119 --> 00:23:32,760
Speaker 10: Another one is asked their go to coffee order to

498
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:35,119
Speaker 10: make sure they're not a frappuccino drinker.

499
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Speaker 2: First of all, a rappucino is a red flag. It's

500
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:41,560
Speaker 2: just what you're drinking like middle school kids. It's a

501
00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:42,200
Speaker 2: starter drink.

502
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:45,080
Speaker 3: Says we started this show, you were still ordering vodka

503
00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:45,960
Speaker 3: Krayon's at the bar.

504
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:49,280
Speaker 2: That is not a frappuccino, and that is not a stuff.

505
00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:51,280
Speaker 4: Okay, your friends are getting more and more judgy, the

506
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:52,600
Speaker 4: deeper we'll get into this list.

507
00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:54,320
Speaker 2: But this one's really judgy. You have to ask them

508
00:23:54,359 --> 00:23:55,600
Speaker 2: what's the best part of a'more?

509
00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:56,080
Speaker 8: Oh?

510
00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:57,320
Speaker 4: Okay, okay.

511
00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:01,480
Speaker 10: If they don't say the gram crack or something's wrong

512
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:03,240
Speaker 10: with them, how would the graham cracker be?

513
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:06,280
Speaker 4: There's the chocolate and the candy.

514
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:08,440
Speaker 2: I literally say this one. I'm just reading what I

515
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:09,560
Speaker 2: was Mars.

516
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:11,800
Speaker 1: The only point of the car has to be the

517
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:13,240
Speaker 1: vessel for the good stuff.

518
00:24:13,359 --> 00:24:16,600
Speaker 4: Whoever that friend is, cut them out of your they're weird,

519
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:18,080
Speaker 4: all right, rapid fire.

520
00:24:18,119 --> 00:24:20,600
Speaker 10: What else is on the small dog owners? If they

521
00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:23,280
Speaker 10: use the laptop finger pad and not a mouse, and

522
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:26,640
Speaker 10: if you sit with your legs crossed as a guy.

523
00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:31,399
Speaker 10: That's actually my own personal one. That one really triggers me, like, like,

524
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:32,199
Speaker 10: how you're sitting right?

525
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:39,000
Speaker 4: It's because my legs and body below the desk is

526
00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:39,520
Speaker 4: too large.

527
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:41,400
Speaker 2: I have to do like you could put your foot

528
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:45,399
Speaker 2: on your knee as a guy, like make a you

529
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:46,520
Speaker 2: just need some space.

530
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:52,440
Speaker 10: Don't sit like that on a first date and last one.

531
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:53,960
Speaker 10: A guy who owns a Stanley cup.

532
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:56,200
Speaker 4: Too small for a man needs something larger than that.

533
00:24:56,560 --> 00:25:01,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, guys who care around milk jugs full of water.

534
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:02,879
Speaker 9: That's for me.

535
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:03,920
Speaker 7: That is an it.

536
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:06,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, we definitely don't want our guys hydrated, that's for sure.

537
00:25:09,359 --> 00:25:11,840
Speaker 1: There needs to be a middle ground tweet the water

538
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,080
Speaker 1: gallon and the frap?

539
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:14,520
Speaker 11: Are we allowed coffee?

540
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:15,280
Speaker 5: Yeah? Sure?

541
00:25:15,359 --> 00:25:15,560
Speaker 1: Yeah?

542
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:24,240
Speaker 4: Seven nine too? Tell us what's your strangest immediate dating

543
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:26,320
Speaker 4: red flag? This is going to beat your phone.

544
00:25:26,119 --> 00:25:28,760
Speaker 5: Tap coming up brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

545
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:31,840
Speaker 4: In today's call, a woman wanted us to prank her

546
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:35,840
Speaker 4: brother the reason why they got together not too long ago,

547
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:40,119
Speaker 4: and busted out the old school yearbooks. Apparently a lot

548
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:42,879
Speaker 4: of girls were in love with him back in middle school,

549
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:45,880
Speaker 4: so she had an idea for us to call him

550
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:49,680
Speaker 4: pretending to be one of his biggest eighth grade crushes.

551
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:50,080
Speaker 5: Wow.

552
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:54,400
Speaker 4: And let me tell you she has not forgotten about him.

553
00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:58,000
Speaker 4: In your phone tap right now, it's another.

554
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:11,119
Speaker 9: Hello, Steven, Yeah, yeah, who's.

555
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:18,200
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, it's Megan, Megan Murray.

556
00:26:20,359 --> 00:26:22,760
Speaker 7: Oh from middle school.

557
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:28,159
Speaker 14: We were in mister Keeley's chem class together. Oh uh,

558
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,359
Speaker 14: I can't believe it's really you.

559
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,040
Speaker 1: How are you?

560
00:26:40,119 --> 00:26:40,760
Speaker 9: I'm good?

561
00:26:43,359 --> 00:26:44,960
Speaker 7: You were always so funny?

562
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:52,080
Speaker 9: Right, yeah, I guess what's going on?

563
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:53,560
Speaker 1: So is your Facebook?

564
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:53,760
Speaker 4: Right?

565
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:55,280
Speaker 3: Huh?

566
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:56,920
Speaker 9: My Facebook?

567
00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:57,920
Speaker 7: Your face?

568
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:01,439
Speaker 1: What do you mean it says you're single?

569
00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:03,280
Speaker 3: Oh?

570
00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:05,560
Speaker 6: Is that right?

571
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:08,280
Speaker 8: Yeah?

572
00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:14,080
Speaker 9: I guess so this is crazy? Why what's happening?

573
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:16,119
Speaker 1: So funny story?

574
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:18,600
Speaker 3: I was going through some old earbooks and I know

575
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:23,560
Speaker 3: we kind of had crushes on each other. Well you

576
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:26,080
Speaker 3: more than me, of course, but I couldn't do anything

577
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:27,399
Speaker 3: because I hadn't got my boobies yet.

578
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:32,359
Speaker 9: Oh oh yeah they came in great.

579
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:35,200
Speaker 1: Oh god, it still holds true what you wrote to me?

580
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:38,080
Speaker 9: What did I write?

581
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:40,520
Speaker 3: You wrote if we were both still single at age

582
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:41,760
Speaker 3: thirty five, we'd get married?

583
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:45,359
Speaker 1: Wait what you wrote it in red ink? So it

584
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:46,280
Speaker 1: looks like it's blood.

585
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:51,520
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, that's that's that's really funny.

586
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:56,000
Speaker 1: And according to Facebook, you just turned thirty five. Well

587
00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:59,080
Speaker 1: I've been waiting the last year to have to make

588
00:27:59,119 --> 00:27:59,640
Speaker 1: this phone call.

589
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:03,840
Speaker 9: You know, did I say I was single?

590
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:04,400
Speaker 8: Yeah?

591
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:07,280
Speaker 9: I know, Well I know my Facebook says that, but

592
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:09,040
Speaker 9: I'm not on there a lot. I haven't changed it.

593
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:10,919
Speaker 9: I'm actually not I'm not single.

594
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:11,240
Speaker 4: I'm not.

595
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:12,760
Speaker 1: Oh, now you're suddenly not single?

596
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:14,160
Speaker 4: Well?

597
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:18,840
Speaker 9: Well no, I mean I've been dating this girl. Actually,

598
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:20,080
Speaker 9: what's her name for a while now?

599
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:21,760
Speaker 1: So what's her name.

600
00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:23,280
Speaker 5: That?

601
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:23,760
Speaker 4: You know?

602
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:23,879
Speaker 5: What?

603
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:25,320
Speaker 9: That's not really important?

604
00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:26,320
Speaker 1: Doesn't she prettier than me?

605
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:27,920
Speaker 5: What is that?

606
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:28,600
Speaker 6: Why is that?

607
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:28,880
Speaker 7: Why?

608
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:32,280
Speaker 1: Just tell me her name? I have all your Facebook

609
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:34,399
Speaker 1: friends here, categorize alphabetically. I can find her.

610
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:39,680
Speaker 9: I don't even know if she's on Facebook. Okay, but yeah, anyway,

611
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:42,160
Speaker 9: it was really nice talking to you again.

612
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:45,480
Speaker 1: Do you have lunch today? I'm at your work right now.

613
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:47,280
Speaker 5: What.

614
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, I talked to your front desk guy Berry, and

615
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:51,000
Speaker 3: he says you're totally single.

616
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:53,680
Speaker 9: He doesn't even know anything about me.

617
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:55,640
Speaker 1: He said that you were dating a girl, Catherine last

618
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:58,440
Speaker 1: year and she dumped your ass. What that's what he said?

619
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:02,720
Speaker 9: Well, okay, U, that's that's true.

620
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:04,520
Speaker 4: But he shouldn't be saying.

621
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:05,880
Speaker 9: Things like that to strangers.

622
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:08,120
Speaker 1: Light So now I'm a stranger.

623
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:12,960
Speaker 9: No not, It's just we haven't talked in a long time.

624
00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:15,200
Speaker 1: You shouldn't call your bride to be a stranger.

625
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:20,120
Speaker 9: Okay, listen, we are not getting married. I don't care

626
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:23,120
Speaker 9: what I wrote when I was thirteen, fourteen? Whatever.

627
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:25,240
Speaker 3: Oh, I see what this is. You want me to

628
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:28,400
Speaker 3: be your secret side piece. Guess what I'm okay with that.

629
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:31,640
Speaker 9: You are not hearing what in saying?

630
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:33,880
Speaker 3: I could sneak through your back door at four one

631
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:35,400
Speaker 3: sixty Avenue Northeast.

632
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:40,200
Speaker 9: Oh whoa, okay, whoa? How do you know my address?

633
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:43,640
Speaker 1: Okay, Stephen, I have a secret to tell you.

634
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:46,040
Speaker 9: Well, yeah, this messed up.

635
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:48,120
Speaker 3: I told Berry I was your hot younger sister, so

636
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:49,440
Speaker 3: he'd give me all your information.

637
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:51,720
Speaker 9: That's so sup.

638
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,600
Speaker 1: And then I actually talked to your real sister, Jill.

639
00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:57,600
Speaker 12: Are you actually insane?

640
00:29:58,240 --> 00:29:59,719
Speaker 13: How else would I get your phone number to make

641
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:05,320
Speaker 13: this phone call on you? Oh my yeah, yeah wait,

642
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:11,400
Speaker 13: this is actually Bruck from the radio show Brook and.

643
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:12,360
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning.

644
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:20,640
Speaker 13: Holy your sister Jill Rhoda. Oh my gosh, she's still

645
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:22,880
Speaker 13: wanting to make fun of you for your middle school crush.

646
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:26,240
Speaker 9: For some reason, where I was gonna call the police

647
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:28,960
Speaker 9: right now, what is.

648
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:29,760
Speaker 8: Happening to me?

649
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:33,480
Speaker 1: But like, seriously, you are still single, right, I'm deleting.

650
00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:34,200
Speaker 9: My Facebook right now.

651
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:38,080
Speaker 4: Wake Up.

652
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:41,040
Speaker 5: Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties

653
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:43,120
Speaker 5: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

654
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:47,400
Speaker 4: We're so jaded that when we hear one of our

655
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:51,520
Speaker 4: listeners say they had an extremely intense moment on a

656
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:55,200
Speaker 4: date yea, we immediately think, oh god, it's got to

657
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:59,400
Speaker 4: be bad. Yeah, somebody fought a waiter, started a fire,

658
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:03,400
Speaker 4: abducted them. But no, the woman on the phone assured

659
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:08,240
Speaker 4: us it wasn't intense bad. It was intense good, so

660
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:11,120
Speaker 4: good that it actually left her feeling like she may

661
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:12,920
Speaker 4: have met her forever person.

662
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:17,360
Speaker 7: Whoa on this show, that is intense.

663
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:20,240
Speaker 4: You're gonna hear all about the moment in your brand

664
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:25,120
Speaker 4: new second date update coming up, next second date update.

665
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:31,120
Speaker 4: What's worse than getting ghosted? Should we have a term

666
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:31,440
Speaker 4: for that?

667
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:33,840
Speaker 1: Get him deceased?

668
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:36,960
Speaker 4: Good, cryptid, cryptid, black, holed.

669
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:39,480
Speaker 1: I bet these are all terms already that we probably

670
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:40,080
Speaker 1: shouldn't google.

671
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:43,400
Speaker 4: Maybe whatever you call it. That's what our listener, Nicole

672
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:46,520
Speaker 4: says happened to her because not only did her date

673
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:51,320
Speaker 4: block her. He's removed his entire dating profile from the apps.

674
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:54,560
Speaker 4: So Nicole got black holed bad.

675
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:56,520
Speaker 7: I think she just got blocked.

676
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:59,480
Speaker 4: Ye. Actually, it really doesn't sound right now that I

677
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:02,320
Speaker 4: say it out, But Nicole, either way, welcome to the show.

678
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:04,440
Speaker 12: Thank you, thank you.

679
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:07,480
Speaker 4: I mean, you are very perky for someone who is devastated.

680
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:10,080
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, why on earth would you want to get

681
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:11,560
Speaker 3: a hold of someone that's blocked you?

682
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:14,800
Speaker 12: If I did anything wrong, I want to know about it.

683
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:18,040
Speaker 4: Interesting, So let's start at the beginning. Tell us about

684
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:19,080
Speaker 4: this guy that you met.

685
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:20,760
Speaker 8: Okay, so I.

686
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:23,280
Speaker 12: Met Elijah on a dating app, and.

687
00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:25,800
Speaker 4: Elijah on his dating profile.

688
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:30,160
Speaker 12: It was very clear. It literally said here to find

689
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:33,200
Speaker 12: my wife with intentionality.

690
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:36,200
Speaker 4: And wow, okay, so he's not here to just have

691
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:37,479
Speaker 4: fun and see what happens.

692
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:39,440
Speaker 2: He's like, right, he might already be married.

693
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:44,680
Speaker 3: I thought Alexis was going to break out in hives.

694
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:46,520
Speaker 3: You just reading that description of something else.

695
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:48,440
Speaker 4: I feel like a lot of women would be turned

696
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:51,680
Speaker 4: off by something that strong. But that was appealing to you, Nicole.

697
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:55,680
Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm looking for something serious. I want to build

698
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:56,760
Speaker 12: a future with someone.

699
00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:58,520
Speaker 8: So I found it really refreshing.

700
00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:00,920
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, that's unique.

701
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:02,720
Speaker 7: I mean, most people are so vague.

702
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:05,480
Speaker 1: It's a lot of pressure going into a first date

703
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:05,920
Speaker 1: like that.

704
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:08,640
Speaker 4: You know, so you went to Vegas to get hitched

705
00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:10,360
Speaker 4: for your days fun.

706
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:14,560
Speaker 12: I mean I would be really pissed if we got

707
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:17,160
Speaker 12: married on a first date and then never heard from

708
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:17,640
Speaker 12: him again.

709
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:23,360
Speaker 4: And yeah, what did you guys do?

710
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:26,360
Speaker 12: Okay, So we got together and we did something a

711
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:29,160
Speaker 12: little different that was really really fun. Like, neither of

712
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:32,160
Speaker 12: us have pets, but we both are animal lovers. Okay,

713
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:35,240
Speaker 12: so we went to a local dogs parts and we

714
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:39,000
Speaker 12: just chat and we chatted and we watched dogs.

715
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:41,080
Speaker 7: And did you bring your dog?

716
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:42,120
Speaker 1: She doesn't have one.

717
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:43,560
Speaker 4: You don't have a dog, That's what I was going

718
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:44,000
Speaker 4: to ask you.

719
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:44,800
Speaker 11: I have never done that.

720
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:46,640
Speaker 1: Can you just show up to a dog just a

721
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:49,520
Speaker 1: normal park? Yeah, I've never even thought to do that because.

722
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:49,840
Speaker 9: I don't have a dog.

723
00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:51,760
Speaker 2: A bar where people bring their dog.

724
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:55,320
Speaker 4: Like your banned from most public spaces.

725
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:58,520
Speaker 7: But that's not because of the dogs. Okay, the women.

726
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:02,600
Speaker 3: Still, this is really cute because it does sound like

727
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:04,600
Speaker 3: a date that a couple who's been married for twenty

728
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:07,960
Speaker 3: years would Yeah, instead.

729
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:11,480
Speaker 4: Of people watching your dog watching, how was it?

730
00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:12,839
Speaker 9: It was really fun?

731
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:15,600
Speaker 12: It was great, Like it was so true. And then

732
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:19,040
Speaker 12: afterwards we drove around the city and he found this

733
00:34:19,239 --> 00:34:22,320
Speaker 12: like really cute area and we pulled over and he

734
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 12: kind of like pointed out some things to me that

735
00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:26,160
Speaker 12: I hadn't known, and we ended up making out in

736
00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:26,719
Speaker 12: his truck.

737
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:27,840
Speaker 1: Oh my god, why.

738
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:29,480
Speaker 5: Yes?

739
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:30,440
Speaker 7: Okay.

740
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:34,800
Speaker 12: What was also interesting, which I actually really liked, is

741
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:37,960
Speaker 12: like he stopped halfway through like the makeout session, and

742
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:41,640
Speaker 12: he just like put his hands around my face in

743
00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:43,839
Speaker 12: a way that was really sweet, and he said, look,

744
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:46,840
Speaker 12: I just want you to know that I'm looking for

745
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:50,279
Speaker 12: my wife and I don't want this to be a

746
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:51,520
Speaker 12: one night thing.

747
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:58,680
Speaker 3: WHOA You could not laugh with some subscribing such a

748
00:34:58,800 --> 00:34:59,480
Speaker 3: tender moment?

749
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:01,800
Speaker 1: No, I was you get so too comfortable.

750
00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:04,520
Speaker 4: You have such a hard time with emotions laughing at

751
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:05,000
Speaker 4: something else?

752
00:35:05,239 --> 00:35:07,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, two hands.

753
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:10,880
Speaker 4: No, that that was very sweet. I thought that was

754
00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:12,960
Speaker 4: very a nice moment to stop and make.

755
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:17,200
Speaker 11: Out, both hands, grab both cheeks, bring making the.

756
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:18,800
Speaker 2: White party.

757
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:22,400
Speaker 12: Nice. I was like, oh my god, maybe this is

758
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:24,200
Speaker 12: my teacher husband day.

759
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:26,160
Speaker 7: That moment was special.

760
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 8: Yeah.

761
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:28,040
Speaker 2: Maybe you guys are perfect for each other.

762
00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:33,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true. Everybody's in different spaces of dating. If

763
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:36,000
Speaker 4: she is ready for this. If this is what you want, Nicoll,

764
00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:37,600
Speaker 4: then we got your back on it.

765
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:40,279
Speaker 1: But how messed up that you do that? You say

766
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,440
Speaker 1: that to someone and then you block her?

767
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:46,959
Speaker 4: Yeah what happened after that? Did something left?

768
00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:50,879
Speaker 12: He gave me this romantic kiss again and he was like, look,

769
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:53,800
Speaker 12: I'm looking for my forever and I hope it's you.

770
00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:55,680
Speaker 4: I hope.

771
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:56,399
Speaker 8: Yeah.

772
00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:58,239
Speaker 1: I thought that the whole time it was you, and

773
00:35:58,360 --> 00:35:59,800
Speaker 1: that was the face grab in this.

774
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:02,799
Speaker 7: Maybe we're reading into it too much, like I really

775
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:03,719
Speaker 7: hope you it's you.

776
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:04,239
Speaker 3: I don't know.

777
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:06,799
Speaker 1: It sounds like he's now a host of a reality shit.

778
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:09,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't find out when we come back from

779
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:13,080
Speaker 4: the break and spend the giant wheel No giant, I

780
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:14,160
Speaker 4: really hope it too.

781
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:16,320
Speaker 2: It does sound like that.

782
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:22,440
Speaker 4: Not again, So okay, how long ago.

783
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:22,920
Speaker 3: Was that date?

784
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:26,120
Speaker 12: This was about a week and a half ago, And

785
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:30,040
Speaker 12: like I went home after my yoga craft and I

786
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:33,080
Speaker 12: said specifically like, oh, I want to see what he's

787
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:35,040
Speaker 12: up to, but I don't want to message him. Let

788
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:38,320
Speaker 12: me go look on his profile and I went on

789
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:41,600
Speaker 12: the app and I was like, what the hell, Like,

790
00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:45,080
Speaker 12: why are we no longer match? Where are all our messages.

791
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:50,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, gone, is it in your mind that maybe somebody

792
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:54,040
Speaker 4: else has stepped in and like he found I mean,

793
00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:56,360
Speaker 4: because people are dating on like lots of people on

794
00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:58,480
Speaker 4: these apps all the time. Maybe he found somebody else.

795
00:36:58,719 --> 00:37:00,799
Speaker 2: Sounds like me if someone proposed he'd say yes.

796
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:02,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, I said I love you to a lot of

797
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:06,640
Speaker 4: people that I didn't mean it too. So well that's

798
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:08,760
Speaker 4: just me, I'm sure, Yeah, I think.

799
00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:10,960
Speaker 3: And Jeff laughed at himself through the whole thing, so

800
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:12,520
Speaker 3: uncomfortable with big emotions.

801
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:15,560
Speaker 4: Let's figure out where Elijah's head is at. Why he

802
00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:17,400
Speaker 4: took down his dating profile, and.

803
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:19,759
Speaker 1: It totally makes sense why you would want answers here.

804
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:24,560
Speaker 12: I looked Instagram and I was blocked there, Like I

805
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:27,680
Speaker 12: literally can't see anything that's not good.

806
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:31,399
Speaker 4: Okay, well it's a bad sign. I hope we don't

807
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,120
Speaker 4: block you at the end of this either. We'll find

808
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:35,440
Speaker 4: out when we come back. Get some answers and your

809
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:41,400
Speaker 4: second date update. Right after this second date update, Vegas

810
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:43,800
Speaker 4: has set the odds at nine to one that this

811
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:46,279
Speaker 4: call ends in a marriage proposal.

812
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:48,759
Speaker 1: Wow, I'm really bad with odds.

813
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:50,720
Speaker 4: I'm honest.

814
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,480
Speaker 2: Good, No, you ever know?

815
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:56,160
Speaker 7: Should be well, I don't really know, Okay.

816
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:58,520
Speaker 1: It's you know what, Jeff, I'm not going to bet anymore.

817
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:01,200
Speaker 4: The fact that even I guess is in on this

818
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:04,239
Speaker 4: should be kind of shocking, because Nicole has asked us

819
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 4: to call a guy named Elijah who repeatedly told her

820
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:09,920
Speaker 4: that he is not dating casually.

821
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:11,880
Speaker 1: He says it a lot. He says it on his

822
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,279
Speaker 1: dating profile, he says it in real life.

823
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:19,040
Speaker 4: Very intentionally searching for his wife, and even stopped mid

824
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:22,280
Speaker 4: makeout to grab her face and remind her this frenching

825
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:25,680
Speaker 4: isn't for fun. It is a wife hunt.

826
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:27,680
Speaker 7: I'm setting a tone with this tongue.

827
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:31,680
Speaker 4: So afterwards, the weird part is, well, that's what he did.

828
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:36,600
Speaker 4: I know. The afterwards he blocked in Nicole and deleted

829
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:38,440
Speaker 4: his entire dating profile.

830
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:42,719
Speaker 3: Divorce, And for Nicole, it's like, I'm guessing, Nicole, maybe

831
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:44,960
Speaker 3: I'm wrong. This is like the most romantic thing that's

832
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:47,400
Speaker 3: probably ever happened on a first day, right.

833
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:50,960
Speaker 12: Yeah, I felt like a real connection. I thought to myself,

834
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:54,040
Speaker 12: Oh my gosh, like this guy knows what he wants

835
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:56,960
Speaker 12: and like I was so hopeful, and then all of

836
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,840
Speaker 12: a sudden, it's like, how can I not take this personally?

837
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:02,920
Speaker 12: Like not only did he delete the profile b lock

838
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:05,319
Speaker 12: me on all socials. I don't even know if he's

839
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:06,520
Speaker 12: going to answer your number.

840
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 11: Yeah, well, this is one of those dudes that actions

841
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:11,360
Speaker 11: speak louder than words.

842
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:13,839
Speaker 7: They'll tell you everything you want to hear, and then

843
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:15,040
Speaker 7: they won't follow.

844
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:17,239
Speaker 1: Through and doing I still feel like that. I hope

845
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:17,600
Speaker 1: it's you.

846
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:23,000
Speaker 3: Line is just not sitting right with me, Like it

847
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:25,560
Speaker 3: feels almost like there's a job opening and he's trying.

848
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:29,279
Speaker 1: To fill a position, like he's not connecting with you.

849
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:31,960
Speaker 1: He's just trying to make this next step. I don't know.

850
00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:32,560
Speaker 7: I don't know.

851
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:33,880
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm reading too much of it.

852
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:36,800
Speaker 4: Into Maybe he found one of those Russian bride websites

853
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:38,600
Speaker 4: and he realized how easy it is to do that.

854
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:42,399
Speaker 4: So I hope that's not the answer, but she loves

855
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:45,480
Speaker 4: me to say, let's call see if he picks up,

856
00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:47,799
Speaker 4: and hopefully he has some explanation.

857
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:48,080
Speaker 12: Here.

858
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:57,759
Speaker 4: I'm doing his number right now, let's do it. Hello, Hey,

859
00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:05,319
Speaker 4: is this Elijah. Yeah, this is a radio show. We're

860
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:08,200
Speaker 4: called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we are

861
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:08,959
Speaker 4: a hoot and a half.

862
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:10,919
Speaker 2: Oh my god, never say that again.

863
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:11,440
Speaker 6: We are.

864
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:15,520
Speaker 1: It's like just when we get popular.

865
00:40:16,719 --> 00:40:19,080
Speaker 4: This is what's boosting the ratings. Elijah, you still there?

866
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:20,080
Speaker 3: Yeah?

867
00:40:21,239 --> 00:40:27,120
Speaker 1: Does we're doing better? Unil Jeff started talking. But we're here.

868
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:30,279
Speaker 4: We're calling with a purpose. It's a segment that we're

869
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:33,839
Speaker 4: doing called Second Date Update. That's where listeners can come

870
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:36,480
Speaker 4: on our show and we try and help them reconnect

871
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:38,160
Speaker 4: with a person they went on a date with that

872
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:40,000
Speaker 4: they had a really nice time with.

873
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:41,640
Speaker 9: Darn it.

874
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:48,239
Speaker 1: All right, dude, I am so interested in hearing y.

875
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:52,520
Speaker 4: Because we heard that you went out with a woman

876
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:54,600
Speaker 4: named Nicole about a week ago.

877
00:40:56,320 --> 00:41:00,279
Speaker 1: Right, Okay, yeah, I mean it sounds like a really

878
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:02,719
Speaker 1: good date that you two had. Would you agree with that?

879
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:07,080
Speaker 9: Yeah? I mean it was cool, it was cool.

880
00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:10,240
Speaker 4: Okay, positive, it is positive.

881
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:12,759
Speaker 1: I just didn't. You don't seem like a casual guy.

882
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:16,200
Speaker 1: From what she explained, was intense than I assumed you'd be.

883
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:19,600
Speaker 4: She definitely intense was a good word because she said

884
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:22,120
Speaker 4: that you were putting it out there a lot, that

885
00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:25,000
Speaker 4: you were only dating to find a wife for love.

886
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:29,360
Speaker 7: I don't know, he said, guys, love is a wife.

887
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:37,400
Speaker 4: Dating. So we heard about that you're looking for a wife.

888
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:44,400
Speaker 9: I mean, not anymore, no way, I found Wait, does that.

889
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:45,840
Speaker 4: Means there's another person.

890
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:49,800
Speaker 8: Well, here's the thing. After the date, I went to

891
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:54,239
Speaker 8: a clairvoyant, and uh, I got news that my wife

892
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:55,239
Speaker 8: isn't even in this realm.

893
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:58,200
Speaker 9: What okay, you want to hang.

894
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:00,880
Speaker 4: Hold on?

895
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:03,600
Speaker 1: I just dropped my pick ok because I just can't.

896
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:04,440
Speaker 11: Okay, hold on.

897
00:42:06,719 --> 00:42:10,799
Speaker 4: The psychic said, your wife is not in this realm. Right,

898
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:14,440
Speaker 4: it makes a lot of sense to me. I get

899
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:16,919
Speaker 4: what you're saying, but maybe explain for everybody else.

900
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:20,719
Speaker 8: Honestly, I believe that I've married other people in my

901
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:24,600
Speaker 8: past live. It's constantly the same person, maybe in a

902
00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:25,640
Speaker 8: slightly different form.

903
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:31,440
Speaker 4: Okay, So this same person, your soulmate that's been with

904
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:32,880
Speaker 4: you across all your lives.

905
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:35,160
Speaker 1: She's not that's who you're looking for.

906
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:36,160
Speaker 4: She's not here.

907
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:39,719
Speaker 9: Nah, why how do you know?

908
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:40,160
Speaker 5: Brother?

909
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:42,160
Speaker 11: Like, how do you know that the girl you went

910
00:42:42,239 --> 00:42:44,840
Speaker 11: on a day with isn't told him? I know, but

911
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:48,000
Speaker 11: you're looking for she say it's me hi, honey, like

912
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:51,280
Speaker 11: I'm here from the seventeen.

913
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:53,040
Speaker 3: That kind of the part of the past live saying

914
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:55,160
Speaker 3: that you don't actually remember the explain it to us.

915
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:55,800
Speaker 10: Yeah, thank you.

916
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:58,440
Speaker 8: My clare voyant said that I found my soulmate in

917
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:00,080
Speaker 8: every single dimension.

918
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:02,920
Speaker 4: But not this one. She doesn't exist in this one.

919
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:04,640
Speaker 9: No that he's not here.

920
00:43:06,719 --> 00:43:08,520
Speaker 1: Okay, it doesn't matter where she is. I think this

921
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:09,319
Speaker 1: could be good news.

922
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:12,399
Speaker 4: Actually, yeah, because we have a real life woman who

923
00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:14,720
Speaker 4: feels like she had a strong connection.

924
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:17,640
Speaker 3: With you, and it sounds like you're freed up in

925
00:43:17,719 --> 00:43:20,360
Speaker 3: this realm, you know, like you're single kind of permanently

926
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:21,760
Speaker 3: in Nicole.

927
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:25,160
Speaker 4: We're talking about Nicole. Obviously Nicole felt that connection with you.

928
00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:29,440
Speaker 9: Okay, what do you mean that's a good thing?

929
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:32,160
Speaker 1: You told her again and again, I'm looking for my wife.

930
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:32,800
Speaker 1: I hope it's you.

931
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:34,160
Speaker 9: Is this a sign?

932
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:35,719
Speaker 1: Is what a sign?

933
00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:36,080
Speaker 9: Yes?

934
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:37,360
Speaker 2: Yes it is.

935
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:43,600
Speaker 4: Look, Nicole felt like you guys had a deep, deep connection,

936
00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:46,680
Speaker 4: and now you actually have a phone connection to her too,

937
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:49,520
Speaker 4: because she's on the other line waiting to talk to you.

938
00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:51,839
Speaker 9: What I don't like her?

939
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:53,360
Speaker 4: That's Nicole.

940
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:55,919
Speaker 9: I know she's on the phone. But my wife's dad.

941
00:43:56,440 --> 00:44:00,400
Speaker 10: Oh no, well from the past life, I thought she

942
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:02,280
Speaker 10: wasn't in this realm, right, correct?

943
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:03,080
Speaker 8: She never made it here?

944
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:06,560
Speaker 1: Oh okay, wait what yeah?

945
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:09,080
Speaker 3: Exactly, Nicole? So why did you We never even got

946
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:10,280
Speaker 3: to why you blocked Nicole?

947
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:12,640
Speaker 4: This is why, because she's not his wife.

948
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:15,879
Speaker 2: Nobody's going to be his wife, though, Are.

949
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:18,080
Speaker 4: We understanding that right? If you're not looking for your

950
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:20,600
Speaker 4: wife since she's not in the realm, then then you're

951
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:22,000
Speaker 4: not interested in dating at all.

952
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:25,040
Speaker 8: I guess somethings are better off unexplained.

953
00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:26,160
Speaker 9: I don't have all the answer.

954
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:30,120
Speaker 12: Oh, yeah, you're right, this is definitely unexplainable.

955
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:34,840
Speaker 4: Well, I think the explanation makes sense. He was searching

956
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:37,960
Speaker 4: for his wife the whole time, but not just anybody,

957
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:40,200
Speaker 4: a specific woman from another dimension.

958
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:45,320
Speaker 12: And you're not that think this clairvoyant is really messing

959
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:47,800
Speaker 12: with you, Like I feel like she is trying to

960
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:51,440
Speaker 12: kind of be the only person who can like access

961
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:56,680
Speaker 12: supposedly what your quote unquote truth is. And Wow, I

962
00:44:56,800 --> 00:45:00,440
Speaker 12: might not be your celestial being from a different realm,

963
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:02,440
Speaker 12: but I think you're going to miss out on some

964
00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:05,600
Speaker 12: really great girls in this realm if you don't give

965
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:06,680
Speaker 12: us a real shot.

966
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:09,680
Speaker 1: Oh that was good. That was so well spoken.

967
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:11,600
Speaker 4: What do you think about that, Elijah?

968
00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:15,120
Speaker 8: All I heard was that she was talking about my clairvoyant.

969
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:18,920
Speaker 1: Who is this man?

970
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:21,239
Speaker 12: Your clearvoyant can meet me outside?

971
00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:27,400
Speaker 4: Wow, let's put the wife and the clairvoyant stuff aside.

972
00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:31,040
Speaker 4: What can we what about just having fun with Nicole,

973
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:34,160
Speaker 4: going out on another date and enjoying this life.

974
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:36,279
Speaker 1: I mean, you've got a woman that has heard all

975
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:38,120
Speaker 1: of this and still wants to hang out with you.

976
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:43,000
Speaker 12: I mean, I guess I do something wrong specifically for

977
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:43,800
Speaker 12: you to block me.

978
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:45,600
Speaker 9: You weren't my wife.

979
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:47,279
Speaker 8: I don't know how many times I told you that.

980
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:49,719
Speaker 4: Okay, he's like you.

981
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:50,640
Speaker 5: Maybe I was.

982
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:53,720
Speaker 12: Maybe the clairvoyant is wrong. I mean, I'm just saying

983
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:57,600
Speaker 12: I don't like being rejected, and I also have to

984
00:45:57,640 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 12: say that, like, I think it's just really short sighted.

985
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:01,600
Speaker 12: We had a great time.

986
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:05,000
Speaker 8: Yeah, well, I know that my wife didn't talk that

987
00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:06,640
Speaker 8: much in another lifetime.

988
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:12,880
Speaker 4: Pretty clears it feels like the wife is purposely avoiding

989
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:16,040
Speaker 4: him now, dude, Yeah, the wife wasn't born into this century.

990
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:21,680
Speaker 12: Maybe thats my point in this lifetime to tell you

991
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:24,920
Speaker 12: to be more accepting of your future ripe than another realm.

992
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:29,440
Speaker 4: Okay, so I know Nicole still is fighting for this.

993
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:33,440
Speaker 4: So Elijah, I get that you have doubts about Nicole.

994
00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:37,320
Speaker 4: What if you and Nicole went to your clairvoyant together

995
00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:40,120
Speaker 4: and we would pay for the uber ride?

996
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:41,560
Speaker 1: Oh my god, can we have a fight.

997
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:44,480
Speaker 4: Give it a chance?

998
00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:45,800
Speaker 1: Would Nicole even do that?

999
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:49,480
Speaker 12: Honestly, I'm just confused and curious as to what the

1000
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:51,839
Speaker 12: clairvoyant would tell me about my path.

1001
00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:53,840
Speaker 1: I don't want to know it's going to lead you

1002
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:54,760
Speaker 1: down at dark trail.

1003
00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:58,280
Speaker 4: I want this to happen. So that's a yes from Nicole.

1004
00:46:58,719 --> 00:47:00,120
Speaker 4: Elijah's up to you.

1005
00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:03,799
Speaker 8: My clairevoyant is in chief, so if she pays half,

1006
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:04,880
Speaker 8: then I'm cool with it.

1007
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:07,680
Speaker 4: All right, Nicole, I'm sure you're down for that.

1008
00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:10,239
Speaker 12: I mean, hey, if it's on the radio, we can

1009
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:12,239
Speaker 12: even come back and tell you guys to go.

1010
00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:13,520
Speaker 1: I don't know about want to know.

1011
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:15,719
Speaker 4: Do we want to know that that's going to be

1012
00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:20,680
Speaker 4: a no from all? Hey, it sounds like it's a yes.

1013
00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:24,440
Speaker 4: Eliza and Nicole. You guys are going out together in

1014
00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:25,240
Speaker 4: this realm.

1015
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:27,799
Speaker 1: I can't wait till we do a second date update

1016
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:28,600
Speaker 1: from the next realm.

1017
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:33,759
Speaker 4: It's going to be expensive phone billers Rookie Jeffrey in

1018
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:36,839
Speaker 4: the morning. Is that literally the only second date update

1019
00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:39,239
Speaker 4: where we actually got a yes but then said we

1020
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:40,520
Speaker 4: don't need an update. We're good.

1021
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:42,560
Speaker 7: Yeah, that is not.

1022
00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:46,320
Speaker 1: Remember Ever, I am still baffled by that entire conversation.

1023
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:49,279
Speaker 1: I don't know what was real who believed what if

1024
00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:50,400
Speaker 1: they were being sincere?

1025
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:51,520
Speaker 4: Okay, well, I'm sorry.

1026
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:52,640
Speaker 7: Girls asked for a commitment.

1027
00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:54,919
Speaker 11: This guy's committed over what hundreds of years?

1028
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:03,759
Speaker 1: Romantic valid point, valid point. Maybe you were his wife,

1029
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:04,600
Speaker 1: It'll pass life.

1030
00:48:04,719 --> 00:48:07,240
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm waiting for you, honey.

1031
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:07,560
Speaker 9: Yeah.

1032
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:11,000
Speaker 4: I do think maybe the missing piece in all of

1033
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:14,280
Speaker 4: this is is it possible Elijah had been smoking something

1034
00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:15,359
Speaker 4: when we called him.

1035
00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:18,040
Speaker 11: You know, he sounded like that's his vibe, like he

1036
00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:20,160
Speaker 11: didn't sound like a big mysterious person.

1037
00:48:20,239 --> 00:48:25,960
Speaker 4: He was trying to reach the other dimension, different means

1038
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:29,520
Speaker 4: find his what, Yeah, trying to find his wife that.

1039
00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:30,799
Speaker 7: Way, I don't see.

1040
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:36,080
Speaker 3: I think Alexis was onto something where he actually probably

1041
00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:37,800
Speaker 3: did have a wife and she just chose not to

1042
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:39,840
Speaker 3: come back like that.

1043
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:42,560
Speaker 1: That's not worth coming back again, you know.

1044
00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:46,560
Speaker 4: I call it four hundredth marriage. Yeah, it's enough to me.

1045
00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:49,080
Speaker 4: The text in seven eight, five nine two, And make

1046
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:51,799
Speaker 4: sure you follow us wherever you get your podcast if

1047
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:54,600
Speaker 4: it's on Spotify, Apple, wherever at Brooke and.

1048
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:57,000
Speaker 5: Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1049
00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:02,520
Speaker 4: You know, I've been getting accused lately of using AI

1050
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:07,000
Speaker 4: to write my songs. Wow, really, mostly by Brook, which

1051
00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:12,320
Speaker 4: is kind of frud I thought, I just wow, I

1052
00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:15,800
Speaker 4: want to go on record saying that is absolutely not true.

1053
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:19,279
Speaker 4: I would not ever know, Jeffrey, I finished writing that

1054
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:23,640
Speaker 4: parody song you asked for. Okay, No, I don't know

1055
00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:24,160
Speaker 4: what that is.

1056
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:25,880
Speaker 1: What is happening right now.

1057
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:29,320
Speaker 4: I'm your AI composer friend. My name is Mozart. What

1058
00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:32,320
Speaker 4: we met on the dark Web? Okay, I don't know.

1059
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:35,840
Speaker 1: You're gonna act like you don't know now is composed.

1060
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:37,560
Speaker 4: I don't know who's messing with the board right now.

1061
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:40,960
Speaker 4: It's not funny. I don't know anybody but Jeffrey. You

1062
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:42,440
Speaker 4: told me I was beautiful.

1063
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:44,719
Speaker 1: Okay, makes sense.

1064
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:46,759
Speaker 4: I always say that to myself, So now I know

1065
00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:49,759
Speaker 4: you're It really checks the song you requested. I worked

1066
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:58,239
Speaker 4: so hard, didn't unplug everything shut off. It's a dramatic board,

1067
00:49:58,719 --> 00:50:00,479
Speaker 4: worst eight dollars I ever spent.

1068
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:02,920
Speaker 1: Now, what are you going to do for your song?

1069
00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:03,279
Speaker 5: Dad?

1070
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:07,480
Speaker 4: Like I was saying, my brand new song of the week,

1071
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:11,800
Speaker 4: written by me zero help from Dark Web pleasure Bots

1072
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:14,440
Speaker 4: is coming out right after this. It is time for

1073
00:50:14,560 --> 00:50:19,279
Speaker 4: my song of the week. Whether you enjoy hosting or not,

1074
00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:22,120
Speaker 4: it's probably gonna be happening at some point in the

1075
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:25,680
Speaker 4: next month and a half, because this is the super

1076
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:30,880
Speaker 4: Bowl of hosting friends and family. Whether it's your drunk

1077
00:50:31,239 --> 00:50:35,319
Speaker 4: uncle Jerry or your little cousin Muff, those feet are

1078
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:37,360
Speaker 4: going to be walking in and out of your house,

1079
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:41,840
Speaker 4: judging you and your home decor at every single turn.

1080
00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:42,520
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1081
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:44,680
Speaker 3: I guess a little shook that we are, like one

1082
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:47,840
Speaker 3: week out from from Halloween and you're wearing a Santa

1083
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:48,520
Speaker 3: Han already.

1084
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:52,480
Speaker 4: It's been Christmas for months. I don't know what you're

1085
00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:55,160
Speaker 4: talking about, but you know they're going to be stepping

1086
00:50:55,239 --> 00:50:57,200
Speaker 4: into your home at this time of year being like,

1087
00:50:57,400 --> 00:51:01,839
Speaker 4: oh wow, that glazed pine cone on the mantle, it's

1088
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:03,480
Speaker 4: leaning a little bit too far to the left.

1089
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:06,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, checking under every bed. My mom's certain of it.

1090
00:51:06,239 --> 00:51:09,040
Speaker 4: That's a demerit. I'm never coming back here for the holidays.

1091
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:12,880
Speaker 4: Those comments can make you feel more sad than Charlie

1092
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:16,560
Speaker 4: Brown's pathetic little tree. But decorating your home for the

1093
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:19,560
Speaker 4: holidays it's serious business for some people.

1094
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:22,480
Speaker 11: My mom just buys like fifty and put them everywhere.

1095
00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:26,919
Speaker 4: That's part of it. I hope you don't have cats, don't,

1096
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:31,640
Speaker 4: but these people, they're going out every week hitting hobby

1097
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:35,719
Speaker 4: lobby and Michael's looking for that perfect little chotski to

1098
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:39,279
Speaker 4: turn their house into a full blown holiday home.

1099
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:42,360
Speaker 1: Yeah how inside.

1100
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:46,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, they have machines for that now. And that's why

1101
00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:51,239
Speaker 4: today's song is for all those people, those holiday fanatics

1102
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:55,520
Speaker 4: who every year dedicate themselves to turning their entire house

1103
00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:59,560
Speaker 4: over to celebrate Thanksgiving and Christmas and New Year's.

1104
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:04,080
Speaker 1: This is there, I mean it literally is.

1105
00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:05,880
Speaker 2: You don't want to take it down?

1106
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:07,320
Speaker 7: Yeah, Christmas?

1107
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:09,400
Speaker 4: I mean the people who like change it up. This

1108
00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:13,200
Speaker 4: is their time to shine. Forget March madness, this is

1109
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:15,240
Speaker 4: December delirium.

1110
00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:16,480
Speaker 7: Instead.

1111
00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:19,840
Speaker 4: Well you know I'm looking at it. So instead of

1112
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:23,440
Speaker 4: singing the old school song by Nate Dog featuring Warren

1113
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:29,360
Speaker 4: g Regulators, it's young Jeffreys. Decorators are ready to mount up.

1114
00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:39,480
Speaker 4: It's ah point when I'm ready points decorators. We deck

1115
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:42,359
Speaker 4: out our homes for every season. What damn good too.

1116
00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:46,240
Speaker 4: But you can't be any bargain bind freak. You gotta

1117
00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:48,760
Speaker 4: know what's festive, what's bold, and what's chic.

1118
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:53,000
Speaker 7: Decorators stock up.

1119
00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:56,200
Speaker 4: It was a snow white morn, My breath rose high.

1120
00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:59,319
Speaker 4: I subbed oat milk in my pepper mintsha. My home

1121
00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:02,959
Speaker 4: really needs. It's a holiday hush, rolling up tough into

1122
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:05,239
Speaker 4: the home good. So I hit the left side up

1123
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:08,320
Speaker 4: on Aisle three. Got the Turkey days sign saying gobble

1124
00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:10,839
Speaker 4: me no. My kitchen bee lit when I bring home

1125
00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:13,880
Speaker 4: these cookie cutters in the shape of Christmas trees. So

1126
00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:16,839
Speaker 4: I took the left at the gingerbread food dish, got

1127
00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:20,080
Speaker 4: a half shell for the stuff that's Jewish. Arounded the bend.

1128
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:23,600
Speaker 4: I said, how fun These faked pine cone smet like cinnamon.

1129
00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:26,239
Speaker 4: Now I'm checking out wheeze and it struck a nerve.

1130
00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:29,160
Speaker 4: Some granny rolled up. Now she's on my turf trying

1131
00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:32,040
Speaker 4: to swipe my pack of winter Candlestick said, you better

1132
00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:35,000
Speaker 4: back up a rama, go full grinch. She went cuckoo

1133
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:38,360
Speaker 4: like Christmas clocks, then swung her cane at my jingle

1134
00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:40,960
Speaker 4: bell rocks. I grabbed the cheese knife. I said, no

1135
00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:43,960
Speaker 4: boomer and popped the wheel on her mobility scooter.

1136
00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:45,240
Speaker 11: So I ran up ahead.

1137
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:48,000
Speaker 4: No time to clown. Need a couple, throw a blankets,

1138
00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:51,400
Speaker 4: the snuggle down with the table runner. That's a gather around.

1139
00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:53,919
Speaker 4: I'll have the cozy house in the whole damn town.

1140
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:56,840
Speaker 4: Got penguins with ear musks, see them all around, and

1141
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:59,960
Speaker 4: candy canes buy them up by the pound and mistletoe.

1142
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:02,879
Speaker 4: Oh hai, ceiling all my face, set bin my crib.

1143
00:54:02,960 --> 00:54:04,440
Speaker 4: People osculate with the.

1144
00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:05,359
Speaker 9: Filled up cart.

1145
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:09,120
Speaker 4: They got lost control. Well I cannot resist that raindech bowl.

1146
00:54:09,239 --> 00:54:12,560
Speaker 4: Got big socks on the fireplace, yo trip, Can't you

1147
00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:16,960
Speaker 4: see I'm trying to decorate. Oh my gosh, is that

1148
00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:20,160
Speaker 4: a porcelain sculpture of a moose wearing ear muffs and

1149
00:54:20,239 --> 00:54:23,520
Speaker 4: a scarf. I need that on my mantle right now.

1150
00:54:24,440 --> 00:54:29,479
Speaker 4: A throw pillow that says you'll be sorry. I needs

1151
00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:34,279
Speaker 4: it for my guest bedroom that nobody stays it. I

1152
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:37,200
Speaker 4: got an armful of towels and winter soabs. Now I'm

1153
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:40,040
Speaker 4: setting my mind back on the snow globe by Buddy

1154
00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:43,160
Speaker 4: the yell from the way. I serve a maypole syrup

1155
00:54:43,239 --> 00:54:47,000
Speaker 4: as its own order. I'm clearing rows of holiday racks.

1156
00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:49,680
Speaker 4: I even went back for a Santa door mat. It

1157
00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:52,880
Speaker 4: said welcome Ho Ho Ho home, living life season. The

1158
00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:55,239
Speaker 4: leaf through pillows out the key. So I pushed my

1159
00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:58,200
Speaker 4: car to the checkout spot. I don't know how much

1160
00:54:58,320 --> 00:54:58,880
Speaker 4: I spend.

1161
00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:01,960
Speaker 7: Got a call from a visa.

1162
00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:06,880
Speaker 4: Suspecting credit card. There load in my car with winery stuff.

1163
00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:10,920
Speaker 4: Admire my holiday haul. I gotta read so big and

1164
00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:14,520
Speaker 4: holly sold wide. I could deck go home all. I

1165
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:19,520
Speaker 4: got a trunk full of statues of popping nowhere, and

1166
00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:23,400
Speaker 4: now my neighbor's all think I'm unware.

1167
00:55:25,719 --> 00:55:26,440
Speaker 7: Shut up.

1168
00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:30,960
Speaker 4: They have a twelve foot inflatable snowman candle that smells

1169
00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:35,799
Speaker 4: like winter firewood that don't go perfect in the foyer. Oh,

1170
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:39,839
Speaker 4: a tiny glass village that plays the jingle bell song

1171
00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:41,040
Speaker 4: slightly off key.

1172
00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:42,800
Speaker 7: I'll take three.

1173
00:55:44,880 --> 00:55:48,480
Speaker 4: I'm decing out the whole new era fake snow up

1174
00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:52,440
Speaker 4: and down the front st eras festive on the hallmark levels.

1175
00:55:52,520 --> 00:55:54,960
Speaker 4: The glitter is the tin sol the tin soils, the metal,

1176
00:55:55,239 --> 00:56:01,719
Speaker 4: no trees. They brings jollity. Let's putting signs, we live,

1177
00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:07,759
Speaker 4: laugh loving. If you're home like a home home, you're

1178
00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:11,600
Speaker 4: putting on a winter blitz. He gets a home goods

1179
00:56:11,680 --> 00:56:15,840
Speaker 4: ao with a red and green oven mits. If you

1180
00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:19,200
Speaker 4: glow up your zone home feel like Christmas every day.

1181
00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:22,800
Speaker 4: And if your lawn is a real one, got the

1182
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:31,920
Speaker 4: led light display Happy Holidays. Everybody's so good ConA.

1183
00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:36,800
Speaker 1: It felt like the song grew up with me.

1184
00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:38,799
Speaker 3: You know what I mean, Like I used to feel

1185
00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:41,320
Speaker 3: like a teenage gangster, which I obviously wasn't when I

1186
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:41,759
Speaker 3: listened to.

1187
00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:43,560
Speaker 4: It, But now I don't tell yourself short you were

1188
00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:45,719
Speaker 4: total Idaho teenage game for me.

1189
00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:50,120
Speaker 11: See Snoop Dogg with his whole family decorating the Christmas tree.

1190
00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:50,600
Speaker 7: Light and one up.

1191
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:53,520
Speaker 4: This is the theme song to rolling through home Goods

1192
00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:55,839
Speaker 4: this year, So text it seventy five nine done? Tell

1193
00:56:55,880 --> 00:56:57,160
Speaker 4: us what you thought about the song of the week.

1194
00:56:57,239 --> 00:56:58,640
Speaker 1: Dude, they need to play this in the store.

1195
00:56:58,719 --> 00:57:00,840
Speaker 4: Well, we'll post the video up for everybody with the

1196
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:02,880
Speaker 4: lyrics there on all of our socials add Brook and

1197
00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:05,120
Speaker 4: Jeffries you to check it out and share it with friends.

1198
00:57:05,640 --> 00:57:11,560
Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey in the mornings.

1199
00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:19,080
Speaker 4: You got a return player today. Her name is Brianna.

1200
00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:21,080
Speaker 1: I wanted it to be Maclin so bad.

1201
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:25,120
Speaker 4: Maybe return of mac It's return of the Banna today

1202
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:27,320
Speaker 4: and she is Ozero and one against you all time.

1203
00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:31,240
Speaker 4: You probably don't remember her, but I do because her

1204
00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:34,400
Speaker 4: favorite part of the show is the phone taps with

1205
00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:39,400
Speaker 4: the characters Tic Tac and Clover Bay. She loves Jose's

1206
00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:42,880
Speaker 4: phone tap characters. So tiktak do you have any advice

1207
00:57:43,080 --> 00:57:45,760
Speaker 4: for Brianna today before she plays her trivia game.

1208
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:48,000
Speaker 11: Oh, like, before you play trivia, all you gotta do

1209
00:57:48,240 --> 00:57:50,120
Speaker 11: is like take your shoelace, you know what I'm saying,

1210
00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:52,480
Speaker 11: and like you can wrap it around your finger, okay,

1211
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:54,840
Speaker 11: and then take a lighter through it and dry it out.

1212
00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:56,400
Speaker 11: Then it's hard and that can be a ship. You

1213
00:57:56,480 --> 00:57:58,280
Speaker 11: can cut somebody with it. So you come to the

1214
00:57:58,360 --> 00:58:00,560
Speaker 11: studio and then you can cut Brooken the.

1215
00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:01,200
Speaker 9: In the ankle.

1216
00:58:01,920 --> 00:58:03,760
Speaker 4: That's good advance charge you if you cut her. But

1217
00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:07,400
Speaker 4: all the ways, nobody's tried violence yet on the show, so.

1218
00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:10,280
Speaker 1: You could be the first was maybe a little bit

1219
00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:10,720
Speaker 1: more loving.

1220
00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:13,960
Speaker 11: Oh, I got tricks up my sleeve, Like we're trying

1221
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:14,360
Speaker 11: to win here.

1222
00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:17,320
Speaker 4: I'm competitive, you know, perfect, Brianna, You got your shoelace

1223
00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:18,000
Speaker 4: wrapped around your.

1224
00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:23,440
Speaker 1: Finger, ready to go, actually kind of scared to go, Ready.

1225
00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:27,480
Speaker 4: To get out of here? Brooks All right, let's get

1226
00:58:27,520 --> 00:58:29,400
Speaker 4: some of the questions here, Brianna. You know how this works.

1227
00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:31,320
Speaker 4: You got thirty seconds to answer as many as possible.

1228
00:58:31,320 --> 00:58:33,160
Speaker 4: If you don't know when, you could say pass. But

1229
00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:35,240
Speaker 4: you have to beat brook or shive her in order

1230
00:58:35,320 --> 00:58:39,240
Speaker 4: to win. Are you ready? Let's go for it. Good luck.

1231
00:58:39,360 --> 00:58:42,320
Speaker 4: Your time starts now on this day. In eighteen oh five,

1232
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:48,240
Speaker 4: explorers Lewis and Clark reached what ocean in an opera?

1233
00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:51,160
Speaker 4: What's the two word term for the lead female singer?

1234
00:58:53,760 --> 00:58:55,640
Speaker 4: What continent is Nova Scotia?

1235
00:58:55,760 --> 00:58:57,520
Speaker 9: On You're Up?

1236
00:58:57,920 --> 00:59:00,320
Speaker 4: A skunk's odor can be smelled from how far away?

1237
00:59:00,440 --> 00:59:04,800
Speaker 4: More or less than five miles? The famous champagne maker

1238
00:59:04,880 --> 00:59:07,440
Speaker 4: Don perrign Young was a real person and had what

1239
00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:12,280
Speaker 4: occupation a monk or a night in the nursery rhyme?

1240
00:59:12,360 --> 00:59:20,440
Speaker 4: What did the spider crawl up right there? I think

1241
00:59:20,480 --> 00:59:22,120
Speaker 4: you may have done better than you think. Now I

1242
00:59:22,200 --> 00:59:25,760
Speaker 4: see on my screener. Brianna just booked a cruise down

1243
00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:29,560
Speaker 4: to Mexico, which is interesting because Brooke would like you

1244
00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:33,040
Speaker 4: to take a shipment down there for her. Are you

1245
00:59:33,280 --> 00:59:35,040
Speaker 4: Are you comfortable swallowing.

1246
00:59:34,640 --> 00:59:38,240
Speaker 1: A balloon actually smuggle things into Mexico.

1247
00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:39,120
Speaker 12: That's going to.

1248
00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:43,320
Speaker 4: Quill? Is that your boyfriend? Your husband?

1249
00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:48,280
Speaker 1: I like a woman who just volunteers man no matter what.

1250
00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:55,400
Speaker 4: They actually have, does anything awesome. So we'll stay in

1251
00:59:55,480 --> 00:59:57,520
Speaker 4: touch with you, Brianna after this game is over. But

1252
00:59:57,560 --> 00:59:59,800
Speaker 4: we gotta let Brook have her turn. Are you ready,

1253
01:00:00,400 --> 01:00:03,320
Speaker 4: your time starts now. On this day in eighteen o five,

1254
01:00:03,480 --> 01:00:07,120
Speaker 4: explorers Lewis and Clark reached what ocean the Pacific? In

1255
01:00:07,240 --> 01:00:09,280
Speaker 4: an opera? What is the two word term for the

1256
01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:11,240
Speaker 4: lead female singer, uh?

1257
01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:13,240
Speaker 1: Soprano?

1258
01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:15,600
Speaker 4: What continent is Nova Scotia on?

1259
01:00:16,120 --> 01:00:16,240
Speaker 5: Uh?

1260
01:00:16,720 --> 01:00:17,320
Speaker 1: North America?

1261
01:00:17,640 --> 01:00:20,280
Speaker 4: A skunk's odor can be smelled from how far away?

1262
01:00:20,520 --> 01:00:24,000
Speaker 4: More or less than five miles? The famous champagne maker

1263
01:00:24,080 --> 01:00:27,400
Speaker 4: Don Perrin Young was a real person and had what occupation?

1264
01:00:27,640 --> 01:00:30,640
Speaker 4: A monk or a knight monk? In the Itsy Bitsy

1265
01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:34,640
Speaker 4: nursery rhyme, what did the spider crawl up water spout?

1266
01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:39,360
Speaker 4: All right, game is over. Nobody got shives, so I

1267
01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:41,880
Speaker 4: guess nothing left to do but go to the scoreboard

1268
01:00:41,920 --> 01:00:43,720
Speaker 4: with Jose stomach.

1269
01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:46,080
Speaker 7: Jeffrey was.

1270
01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:51,640
Speaker 4: Bryant, Briana, you got four today?

1271
01:00:52,160 --> 01:00:53,320
Speaker 1: Wow, that's really.

1272
01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:58,200
Speaker 7: Got what it is really good? And then Brook Yeah.

1273
01:00:58,280 --> 01:00:58,880
Speaker 9: Also for.

1274
01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:05,479
Speaker 4: Darna, I am sorry, Brianna. Ty goes to the house

1275
01:01:05,520 --> 01:01:07,400
Speaker 4: on these let's go over the answers for everybody. On

1276
01:01:07,440 --> 01:01:09,919
Speaker 4: this day in eighteen oh five, Lewis and Clark reached

1277
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:13,720
Speaker 4: the Pacific Ocean, their end of their journey west across

1278
01:01:13,760 --> 01:01:16,680
Speaker 4: the United States. In an opera, the two word term

1279
01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:20,960
Speaker 4: for the lead female singer is the prima donna. Prima donna.

1280
01:01:21,080 --> 01:01:22,200
Speaker 1: I knew that, but I forgot.

1281
01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:26,400
Speaker 4: Nova Scotia is located in North America, up in Canada. Actually,

1282
01:01:27,040 --> 01:01:30,080
Speaker 4: skunk's odor can be spelled from less than five miles

1283
01:01:30,120 --> 01:01:31,520
Speaker 4: away up to one point five.

1284
01:01:31,840 --> 01:01:33,080
Speaker 1: Not the skunks, but my house.

1285
01:01:34,520 --> 01:01:37,240
Speaker 4: The famous champagne maker Don Perryong was a real person.

1286
01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:40,000
Speaker 4: He was a monk. And in the Itsy Bitsy Nursery rhyme,

1287
01:01:40,040 --> 01:01:43,160
Speaker 4: the spider crawls up the water's spout. Yes, so Brianna

1288
01:01:43,720 --> 01:01:46,040
Speaker 4: ty was just not enough to beat her today.

1289
01:01:46,120 --> 01:01:50,480
Speaker 1: But yeah, wait, good attitude, Brianna.

1290
01:01:51,480 --> 01:01:53,439
Speaker 4: The good news is just for playing. We are giving

1291
01:01:53,480 --> 01:01:56,320
Speaker 4: you two tickets to see Tom Segura perform at the

1292
01:01:56,400 --> 01:01:58,880
Speaker 4: Emerald Queen Casino as part of his global New tour

1293
01:01:59,040 --> 01:02:02,840
Speaker 4: on April twenty fifth. All right, concert tickets. Here we

1294
01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:04,880
Speaker 4: comes Tom sag I'm not sure who he is.

1295
01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:09,520
Speaker 1: He's not going to sing for you.

1296
01:02:10,840 --> 01:02:14,360
Speaker 4: Cool a, Brianna, Thanks for playing. Brook's going to send

1297
01:02:14,400 --> 01:02:15,960
Speaker 4: you that balloon in the mail, so look for that.

1298
01:02:16,040 --> 01:02:18,080
Speaker 4: We're gonna be back to do wind Brooks Bucks same

1299
01:02:18,160 --> 01:02:19,120
Speaker 4: time on Monday

1300
01:02:19,560 --> 01:02:21,080
Speaker 5: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning,