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Speaker 1: So has the Naughty List ever been wrong?

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Speaker 3: I watched Napoleon last night.

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Speaker 1: I love it. Did you have it all? Right? So

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Speaker 1: all those sleepless, sleepless nights trying to solve global warming.

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Speaker 1: That's that's the punchline.

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Speaker 3: No, whoa, whoa, whoa? Quite the sense of humor.

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Speaker 2: Do we're a really big boy.

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Speaker 1: Really big boy? What is that?

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Speaker 3: What do you want for Christmas?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Man?

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Speaker 1: How about this one? I'm getting old and I'm at

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Speaker 1: the point now where you know, the the old bullshit

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Speaker 1: that you know, like your dad would tell you, just

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Speaker 1: doesn't fly anymore. Like back in my day. You know,

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Speaker 1: he can't run that by me anymore. Back in my

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Speaker 1: day he would say he played outside all day and night,

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Speaker 1: and my kids don't. And that's because Dad. We also

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Speaker 1: did our research. We found out there's people out there

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Speaker 1: raping kids. Sanna, do you have any Joe hooks to

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Speaker 1: work out for the people?

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Speaker 3: Never need them?

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Speaker 1: Never did him? That's true. You got the classic go tos,

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Speaker 1: the ho ho ho and a bottle of rum, you know,

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Speaker 1: like a pirate.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, are you okay over there? Santa? That's you do?

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Speaker 3: It is horrible. Don't ever air that. That's bad.

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Speaker 1: I was gonna air it. I guess I was never

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Speaker 1: gonna use it on stage.

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Speaker 3: Well, that one, that one you just needed to.

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Speaker 2: Do the.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just end the episode there, oh hoo. Okay, Well

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Speaker 1: we had the ash Man Chris Kringle, Father Christmas, Papa Noel, Noel, Baba,

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Speaker 1: Santa Claus. We had him here just weeks before the

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Speaker 1: big Christmas Eve. He's doing spin classes, so we you know,

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Speaker 1: a lot of times this is where people promote, like,

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Speaker 1: you know, maybe something they have coming up. Obviously you

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Speaker 1: have Christmas Eve coming up. Is there anywhere else people

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Speaker 1: can find you? No, not at your local malls and

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Speaker 1: local grocery stores and maybe no, no, no, no, talk

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Speaker 1: to me.

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Speaker 3: Don't walk up to me. Don't call my attention lap

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Speaker 3: the table when I walk by you. Oh no, I

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Speaker 3: want to live my normal life.

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Speaker 1: I've never heard of Santa not wanting attention. But here

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Speaker 1: we are. We've gotten to that point.

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Speaker 3: I was sorry for twenty eighteen? What else you want

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Speaker 3: for me?

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Speaker 1: I'm not blaming you for twenty eighteen. I just thought

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Speaker 1: it needed addressed.

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Speaker 5: Algorithm decides what you guys get, not what you wanted.

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Speaker 3: Well it's not what you deserve.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, all right, Anna.

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Speaker 5: So alone, I'm going to be doing my spin glasses.

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Speaker 5: I'm going to be going to the hot tub with

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Speaker 5: missus claws.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's good. I want to know that.

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Speaker 3: You know. I'm going to be drinking some champagne. I'm

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Speaker 3: going to be letting my glass frost up. Why does

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Speaker 3: it have to be a big deal? Why? Why am

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Speaker 3: I responsible for your happiness this time of season?

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Speaker 1: You are a big deal.

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Speaker 3: I know.

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Speaker 1: You're killing me. Did you give me COVID for Christmas?

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Speaker 1: I am coughing.

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Speaker 3: I gave you continence. I gave you the ability to poop.

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Speaker 1: I know, and I feel it wanted. I feel it

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Speaker 1: every day, every single day, whether I want it or not.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes at the most miss like inopportune moments.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes Christmas comes at the most inopportune moments.

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Speaker 1: Christmas comes December twenty fifth. Every year.

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Speaker 3: Well, sometimes you don't expect it.

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Speaker 1: It happens every years. There's no surprises.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes Christmas is its own surprise, little boy Jesus.

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Speaker 1: Okay, thank you Santa for coming on the show, taking

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Speaker 1: your time, enjoy your spin class, and tell missus clause

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Speaker 1: I said, I shall know what that means.

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Speaker 2: No, well, thank you, Jeremy, but a special thank you

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Speaker 2: to you. Johnny Wake Wake