WEBVTT - Stop Dropping Off Dog Poop!

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<v Speaker 1>Phone Elvis Durant, phone tap, I'm scary.

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<v Speaker 2>What's your phone tap all about?

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<v Speaker 1>Dana wanted a phone tap her parents, who just moved

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<v Speaker 1>into a gated retirement community. Her mom walks the dog

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<v Speaker 1>and leaves the dog a crap bag and a trash

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<v Speaker 1>can every day next to the tennis courts courts, and

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<v Speaker 1>it stinks up the place. So I'm gonna pretend to

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<v Speaker 1>be the guy who uses the tennis courts and call

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<v Speaker 1>her parents to say I'm fed up with her pooping.

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<v Speaker 2>Phone tap. Hello, my name is Jimmy. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>if you know me, but I played tennis over at

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<v Speaker 2>the court.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 1>After you walk your dog, you pick up its pooh

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<v Speaker 1>and you put it in that clear bag and then

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<v Speaker 1>you throw it in the garbage by the tennis court.

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<v Speaker 1>And I mean I played tennis there all day, and

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<v Speaker 1>you know, to just have a whiff of that go

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<v Speaker 1>by when the wind blows in the wrong direction.

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<v Speaker 3>I can understand that, but I hope you intend to

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<v Speaker 3>call everyone that does that.

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<v Speaker 4>Well.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that you're the biggest defender. I think we

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<v Speaker 2>could both agree.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't believe, so you don't believe.

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<v Speaker 3>Here, and I see who deposits the poop there?

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<v Speaker 1>And so do Why I turn around and it always

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<v Speaker 1>seems to be another clear bag being deposited in the

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<v Speaker 1>garbage can.

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<v Speaker 3>And you know and listen, listen, Jimmy, I don't care

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<v Speaker 3>to listen to any more. You have to say, why not?

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<v Speaker 3>I t you can tell me that you have told

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<v Speaker 3>every person that deposits poop and that can. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>want to hear what you have to say.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I am going to start making my phone.

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<v Speaker 3>Calls complaining about me depositing poop in the garbage like

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<v Speaker 3>I'm the only one who's poop in the garbage. You

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<v Speaker 3>know what? I want you to come here.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just letting you know that on behalf of everybody

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<v Speaker 1>who plays tennis, wed.

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<v Speaker 3>I intend to find out who you are and where

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<v Speaker 3>you live.

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<v Speaker 2>Why can't you deposit it in your garbage?

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<v Speaker 3>Can me your last name?

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<v Speaker 2>Connors?

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<v Speaker 3>Well you know what bother's name, mister Connor?

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<v Speaker 2>What's that is that you are?

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<v Speaker 3>You're just picking me out.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's face it, you're the worst defender of this.

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<v Speaker 1>And then not only that, I'm not you put it

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<v Speaker 1>in sandwich bags so everybody can see it.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't need to see your dog's crap?

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<v Speaker 3>True?

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<v Speaker 1>How would you like it if I had my dog

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<v Speaker 1>Marmaduke come up to your porch and lay a nice, hot,

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<v Speaker 1>steamy one and leave it there?

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<v Speaker 2>Because that's what you're doing.

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<v Speaker 4>To me a gif?

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<v Speaker 3>I harassed? You want to telephone Dana, Ma, You're not

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<v Speaker 3>gonna believe what we're going through here this morning. This

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<v Speaker 3>son of a bitch has called to hear about the poop.

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<v Speaker 3>He kept going on and on with it. I said,

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<v Speaker 3>are you calling every single person that deposits pooping? That can?

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<v Speaker 3>He says, well, yours is the most offensive. I am so.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Hello? How did I get on this line?

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<v Speaker 3>Hello?

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, I'm looking for Linda.

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<v Speaker 3>There he is, Dana. I want to know where you

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<v Speaker 3>live because I intend to call the police that.

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<v Speaker 4>Now you're hollering at my wife and you're shouting on

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<v Speaker 4>this phone. I'm not Yeah, I was taking it easy

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<v Speaker 4>with you. Now you're asking for problem, and I will

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<v Speaker 4>give you a problem.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna swat you with my tennis racket.

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<v Speaker 4>Will you stop all this? This is like playing a

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<v Speaker 4>kid's game with you. Why don't you meet me at

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<v Speaker 4>the tennis court right now?

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<v Speaker 2>You want to play?

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<v Speaker 4>You're gonna piss me offily Man. I'm gonna wait at

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<v Speaker 4>this tennis court for you. I'm gonna ask everybody that

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<v Speaker 4>plays there do they know you?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know my friend Andy Roddick, he plays with

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<v Speaker 2>me every day.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, Well, I'm going in there and I'm going.

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<v Speaker 2>To that's for Pete. All right, Pete Sampress, I will.

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<v Speaker 4>I will, because I'm sick and tired. It is both.

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<v Speaker 4>You do that.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'll go ahead and I'll phone tap you because

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<v Speaker 1>you're on the radio and your daughter Dave is playing

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<v Speaker 1>a joke on you.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what. I am so furious.

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<v Speaker 1>With you, missus campll My name is Scary Jones from

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis Durant in the Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 3>And mister whoever you are, you can't imagine how upset

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<v Speaker 3>I am.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, wow, I love how to use all

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<v Speaker 2>these professional tennis players' retired Yeah, Jimmy, Jimmy Connors.

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<v Speaker 1>This phon table was pre recorded permission granted by all

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<v Speaker 1>participants Phone Taban in the Morning Show