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Speaker 1: Phone Elvis Durant, phone tap, I'm scary.

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Speaker 2: What's your phone tap all about?

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Speaker 1: Dana wanted a phone tap her parents, who just moved

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Speaker 1: into a gated retirement community. Her mom walks the dog

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Speaker 1: and leaves the dog a crap bag and a trash

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Speaker 1: can every day next to the tennis courts courts, and

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Speaker 1: it stinks up the place. So I'm gonna pretend to

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Speaker 1: be the guy who uses the tennis courts and call

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Speaker 1: her parents to say I'm fed up with her pooping.

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Speaker 2: Phone tap. Hello, my name is Jimmy. I don't know

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Speaker 2: if you know me, but I played tennis over at

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Speaker 2: the court.

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Speaker 3: Uh huh.

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Speaker 1: After you walk your dog, you pick up its pooh

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Speaker 1: and you put it in that clear bag and then

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Speaker 1: you throw it in the garbage by the tennis court.

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Speaker 1: And I mean I played tennis there all day, and

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Speaker 1: you know, to just have a whiff of that go

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Speaker 1: by when the wind blows in the wrong direction.

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Speaker 3: I can understand that, but I hope you intend to

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Speaker 3: call everyone that does that.

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Speaker 4: Well.

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Speaker 2: I think that you're the biggest defender. I think we

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Speaker 2: could both agree.

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Speaker 3: I don't.

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Speaker 2: I don't believe, so you don't believe.

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Speaker 3: Here, and I see who deposits the poop there?

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Speaker 1: And so do Why I turn around and it always

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Speaker 1: seems to be another clear bag being deposited in the

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Speaker 1: garbage can.

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Speaker 3: And you know and listen, listen, Jimmy, I don't care

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Speaker 3: to listen to any more. You have to say, why not?

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Speaker 3: I t you can tell me that you have told

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Speaker 3: every person that deposits poop and that can. I don't

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Speaker 3: want to hear what you have to say.

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Speaker 2: Well, I am going to start making my phone.

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Speaker 3: Calls complaining about me depositing poop in the garbage like

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Speaker 3: I'm the only one who's poop in the garbage. You

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Speaker 3: know what? I want you to come here.

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Speaker 1: I'm just letting you know that on behalf of everybody

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Speaker 1: who plays tennis, wed.

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Speaker 3: I intend to find out who you are and where

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Speaker 3: you live.

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Speaker 2: Why can't you deposit it in your garbage?

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Speaker 3: Can me your last name?

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Speaker 2: Connors?

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Speaker 3: Well you know what bother's name, mister Connor?

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Speaker 2: What's that is that you are?

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Speaker 3: You're just picking me out.

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Speaker 2: Let's face it, you're the worst defender of this.

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Speaker 1: And then not only that, I'm not you put it

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Speaker 1: in sandwich bags so everybody can see it.

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Speaker 2: I don't need to see your dog's crap?

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Speaker 3: True?

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Speaker 1: How would you like it if I had my dog

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Speaker 1: Marmaduke come up to your porch and lay a nice, hot,

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Speaker 1: steamy one and leave it there?

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Speaker 2: Because that's what you're doing.

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Speaker 4: To me a gif?

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Speaker 3: I harassed? You want to telephone Dana, Ma, You're not

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Speaker 3: gonna believe what we're going through here this morning. This

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Speaker 3: son of a bitch has called to hear about the poop.

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Speaker 3: He kept going on and on with it. I said,

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Speaker 3: are you calling every single person that deposits pooping? That can?

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Speaker 3: He says, well, yours is the most offensive. I am so.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello? How did I get on this line?

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Speaker 3: Hello?

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Speaker 2: Hi, I'm looking for Linda.

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Speaker 3: There he is, Dana. I want to know where you

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Speaker 3: live because I intend to call the police that.

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Speaker 4: Now you're hollering at my wife and you're shouting on

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Speaker 4: this phone. I'm not Yeah, I was taking it easy

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Speaker 4: with you. Now you're asking for problem, and I will

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Speaker 4: give you a problem.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna swat you with my tennis racket.

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Speaker 4: Will you stop all this? This is like playing a

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Speaker 4: kid's game with you. Why don't you meet me at

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Speaker 4: the tennis court right now?

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Speaker 2: You want to play?

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Speaker 4: You're gonna piss me offily Man. I'm gonna wait at

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Speaker 4: this tennis court for you. I'm gonna ask everybody that

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Speaker 4: plays there do they know you?

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Speaker 2: Do you know my friend Andy Roddick, he plays with

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Speaker 2: me every day.

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Speaker 4: All right, Well, I'm going in there and I'm going.

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Speaker 2: To that's for Pete. All right, Pete Sampress, I will.

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Speaker 4: I will, because I'm sick and tired. It is both.

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Speaker 4: You do that.

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Speaker 1: And I'll go ahead and I'll phone tap you because

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Speaker 1: you're on the radio and your daughter Dave is playing

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Speaker 1: a joke on you.

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Speaker 3: You know what. I am so furious.

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Speaker 1: With you, missus campll My name is Scary Jones from

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Speaker 1: Elvis Durant in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 3: And mister whoever you are, you can't imagine how upset

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Speaker 3: I am.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, wow, I love how to use all

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Speaker 2: these professional tennis players' retired Yeah, Jimmy, Jimmy Connors.

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Speaker 1: This phon table was pre recorded permission granted by all

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Speaker 1: participants Phone Taban in the Morning Show