1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:05,240 Speaker 1: Coming up right about four minutes after. It's today's Strawberry letter. 2 00:00:05,320 --> 00:00:09,920 Speaker 1: The subject is I'm the wife, not the mistress. I 3 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:13,320 Speaker 1: don't get it twisted up in here. I'll get into 4 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:18,520 Speaker 1: that in just a bit. Is here for today's prank 5 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:21,720 Speaker 1: phone call? All of that but you got but not 6 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:30,040 Speaker 1: the husband. That don't work? Yeah, well this we know 7 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:32,600 Speaker 1: we're gonna we were talking relationship. Let's get on into it. 8 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:41,520 Speaker 1: This right here is called relationship departure. Relationship departure taken right, 9 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:45,240 Speaker 1: cat dog if you would. I don't know what airlines 10 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:51,480 Speaker 1: this feels, but cat dog if you would. Hey, Brian, Hey, baby, 11 00:00:52,880 --> 00:00:59,000 Speaker 1: I was I was calling to tell you baby. Look, 12 00:00:59,040 --> 00:01:08,520 Speaker 1: I just I just can't do I got it. Uh oh, hello, right, Brian, 13 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:11,759 Speaker 1: this is Greg. I know, I know youre just talking 14 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:14,240 Speaker 1: to vow, but this is this is Greg talking to you. 15 00:01:14,319 --> 00:01:17,840 Speaker 1: Just Brian Greg. Who. Yeah, this is Brian Greg. I 16 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:19,840 Speaker 1: was just talking to my wife. Did you put it 17 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:23,160 Speaker 1: back on the phone. Uh no, I'm not gonna. I'm 18 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:26,720 Speaker 1: not gonna be able to do that. Why can't do that? Man? Hey, 19 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:30,600 Speaker 1: let me explain something to you. Uh all right, there's 20 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:34,160 Speaker 1: some things, you know, long conversations about this well, how 21 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:36,280 Speaker 1: you know my wife on the first name basis like that? Man? 22 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:39,200 Speaker 1: How you who are you? Like I said, man, my 23 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:45,679 Speaker 1: name is Greg. Uh all right, at the airport, Oka airport? 24 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:48,800 Speaker 1: What's the airport? And why were you at the airport 25 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:53,400 Speaker 1: with my wife? Sort? Hey, let me all of this 26 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:56,880 Speaker 1: is complicated, Okay, it's really it is. Yeah, make it 27 00:01:56,880 --> 00:02:00,480 Speaker 1: simple for me. Okay, So what I want to explain 28 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:04,440 Speaker 1: to you? What? Let me explain to you, man. No, 29 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:07,320 Speaker 1: We've got a lot of long conversation about this. It's 30 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:11,480 Speaker 1: something that you when where was this? Why? Why are 31 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:16,519 Speaker 1: you at the airport with my wife's with me? And 32 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:23,119 Speaker 1: why is leaving with me? Okay? What we're leaving? And 33 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:26,959 Speaker 1: we mean leaving leading me? Oh hell no, put it 34 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,240 Speaker 1: on the phone. And I don't eve want to talk 35 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:32,280 Speaker 1: to you, man, Put her on the phone. Put her 36 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:33,840 Speaker 1: on the phone, man, and look, you need to put 37 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:36,320 Speaker 1: it on the phone right now. Leaving. I don't believe that. 38 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:40,200 Speaker 1: Now I want to hear her say that you want 39 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:42,359 Speaker 1: to talk to Oh here, you're slaying here. Let me 40 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:48,320 Speaker 1: talk to my wife, man, because you you baby? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, 41 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:53,560 Speaker 1: what's up? What's there dude? Talking about? See to tell 42 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:55,800 Speaker 1: you this for a while, so you think everything, but 43 00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:59,200 Speaker 1: he hasn't been Okay, why are you telling me this? 44 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:01,040 Speaker 1: Who phone? What? You just come home and tell me? 45 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:06,200 Speaker 1: Just tell me this to my face? Hey, hey, hey bro, 46 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:14,840 Speaker 1: come on man, my wife? Hey, hey, bro, I know 47 00:03:14,919 --> 00:03:18,079 Speaker 1: this is painful. Man. Now you don't know, you don't 48 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:25,400 Speaker 1: know nothing, but I okay, the ladies just put my 49 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:30,040 Speaker 1: wife on. Oh you if you got any ounce of 50 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:31,880 Speaker 1: a man and you just put my wife's back on 51 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:35,720 Speaker 1: the phone. All right, bro, let me let me let 52 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:37,640 Speaker 1: me say it. You can I say something to you 53 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:43,400 Speaker 1: man less with my wife on you. I'm gonna put 54 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:44,920 Speaker 1: it on in the second. But let me say this 55 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:47,600 Speaker 1: to you. Man, say man and rap it up because 56 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:50,080 Speaker 1: I need to talk to my wife. I just want 57 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:53,600 Speaker 1: you to know this, bro, this is This is nephew 58 00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:58,280 Speaker 1: Tommy from the Steve Harvey Marning Show. Got me to 59 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:06,080 Speaker 1: prank phone call you what you hold on? So? So okay, 60 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:08,040 Speaker 1: if you pog to me what's up with the airport 61 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:11,000 Speaker 1: and stuff in the back, then when y'all at the airport, No, bro, 62 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:14,240 Speaker 1: your wife is here at the studio. Man ain't not happening. Man, 63 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:15,880 Speaker 1: your wife hold on. I'm gonna let you talk you 64 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:20,599 Speaker 1: all right? First of all, are you all right? Man? 65 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,480 Speaker 1: Oh man? It was about to be a murder scene. Man, 66 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:33,200 Speaker 1: look at now, who's a big Finally you could have 67 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:38,680 Speaker 1: been a little bit you and y'all your brother. You 68 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:40,440 Speaker 1: think you're the only ones can playing people? Is that 69 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:42,520 Speaker 1: you and your brother be pranking all the time? Man? 70 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:51,160 Speaker 1: Is life stuff? Girl? Lord? Happy birthday baby? Oh you 71 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:56,640 Speaker 1: got a birthday coming up? Happy birthday, Brian? Yeah, manet 72 00:04:56,720 --> 00:05:00,680 Speaker 1: great gifts? Right, yes, man, let me talk my wife. Man, 73 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:04,040 Speaker 1: I got ain't got no dude wife, hold on, pleaz 74 00:05:04,839 --> 00:05:10,440 Speaker 1: But what woman? You got me? All right? We don't 75 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:13,760 Speaker 1: don't you ain't got to go this far right every time? 76 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:16,440 Speaker 1: I supposed to be funny, I did, man, but you 77 00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:17,960 Speaker 1: kind of started tearing up. But I'm glad to know 78 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:22,400 Speaker 1: you fight for me like that fight. It was gonna 79 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:27,920 Speaker 1: be some fights. It wasn't, Oh girl, just hey, Bringo Black, 80 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:37,240 Speaker 1: don't even stop at I. I don't even know how wood. 81 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:44,240 Speaker 1: I don't even know, man, I don't even I don't 82 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:49,000 Speaker 1: even know how I was handled. You were But this dude, 83 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:53,240 Speaker 1: hold on, I got it. Hey what I'm talking to 84 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:55,919 Speaker 1: my wife and in this dude, I got this baby 85 00:05:55,920 --> 00:06:03,000 Speaker 1: you're going over there, Sit up the dog. Let me 86 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:07,440 Speaker 1: tell you something. Every dollar I got I'm coming for 87 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:11,480 Speaker 1: it's gonna be spent on finding what airline this is? 88 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:18,280 Speaker 1: Where the ticket going to land? Y'all land. I'm gonna 89 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:21,840 Speaker 1: have a p I at that airport following y'all as 90 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:24,919 Speaker 1: soon as before you land. I promise you. Dog. Let 91 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:27,240 Speaker 1: me ask somebody at the airport with a picture of 92 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:31,320 Speaker 1: her follow her to whatever room the airport you got to, 93 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:36,720 Speaker 1: and I'm right behind it. I'm oh, let me, let me, 94 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:40,560 Speaker 1: Let me at least say it felt bad to do 95 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:46,800 Speaker 1: this good at the same time trifling, don't I know? 96 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:55,880 Speaker 1: You dirty for that? And Brian crying? Yeah? Everything right 97 00:06:56,320 --> 00:07:03,000 Speaker 1: right he was? But Brown got over glad it was 98 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:09,760 Speaker 1: a prank together. Happy. How about yourself? Though? I feel 99 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:12,400 Speaker 1: wonderful because you know what, Brian loves hers so much 100 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:15,600 Speaker 1: more now, so much more. See what I did for 101 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:21,120 Speaker 1: that relationship? Now watch watch, watch me walk into something. 102 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:23,760 Speaker 1: What What is Brian ready to do? Now? He ready 103 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:30,040 Speaker 1: to love you? See what I'm saying, Make it plain, 104 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:35,760 Speaker 1: He ready to love? Ready to put your ass they 105 00:07:35,920 --> 00:07:38,360 Speaker 1: know how yo? The nephew coming your way? Get ready, baby. 106 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:41,400 Speaker 1: Saturday night is jumping off at the Dayton Convention Center. 107 00:07:41,440 --> 00:07:42,920 Speaker 1: You do not want to miss it. A for your time, 108 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:45,400 Speaker 1: your friends, get your tickets. They don't say all right now, 109 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:48,680 Speaker 1: let me tell you what's laying in the cut Chicago, Washington, 110 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:53,160 Speaker 1: d C, Atlanta g A. Get ready. It is Eddie Griffith, 111 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:58,120 Speaker 1: suject the entertainer d L hugely Earthquake hosted by yours truly. 112 00:07:58,240 --> 00:08:01,680 Speaker 1: It is the New Year's Common the laugh fast Chicago. 113 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:07,840 Speaker 1: That's December the thirty, Washington, d C. January first, Atlanta 114 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:11,880 Speaker 1: g A, State Farmer, Red Baby January the second. You 115 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:14,320 Speaker 1: do not want to miss it. Tickets are on sale 116 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:17,960 Speaker 1: right now all ticket Master outlets or at the arena 117 00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:22,320 Speaker 1: box office. Oh the nephew with the big boys. Here 118 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:26,760 Speaker 1: we come, strong, strong, strong, And of course Carla. New 119 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:29,200 Speaker 1: Year's Eve is in Houston, Texas. I don't want to 120 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:34,320 Speaker 1: leave that out. I saw your face on a billboard. Nephew, 121 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:38,160 Speaker 1: Tommy Stay Farm Arena, State Farm Arena got one different one, 122 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:40,600 Speaker 1: one switch in the line of you got dal who HUGO, 123 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:43,320 Speaker 1: you got Eddie Griffith, you got me, you got earthquake, 124 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:45,440 Speaker 1: and then you got sliding up in there. You got 125 00:08:45,559 --> 00:08:49,000 Speaker 1: Bruce Bruce up in there. Okay, that is he Simer, 126 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:53,960 Speaker 1: thirty first, Houston, h Town. Okay, nephew on the road, 127 00:08:54,920 --> 00:08:58,600 Speaker 1: Your nephew on the road, trying to get it, trying 128 00:08:58,640 --> 00:09:03,600 Speaker 1: to get it ran somethew, thank you. Coming up next, 129 00:09:03,679 --> 00:09:07,200 Speaker 1: it is the Strawberry Letter. The subject I'm the wife, 130 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:13,160 Speaker 1: not the mistress. Okay, we'll get into that. We'll get 131 00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:18,000 Speaker 1: into it. Right you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.