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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the

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Speaker 1: subject my best friend is a proud home wrecker. We'll

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Speaker 1: get into that in just a little bit, but right

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Speaker 1: now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: What you got for God is not through with you,

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Speaker 1: but we are. I'm gonna say that one one time.

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Speaker 1: It's not through with you, but we uh, let's go

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Speaker 1: cat dog. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach our sister Takara.

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Speaker 1: This is brother Brinklet from the church. How you doing?

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Speaker 1: How is it? I'm at work? Can I call you back? Well?

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Speaker 1: This is this is kind of urgent. I've called your

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Speaker 1: your house phone and I didn't get an answer, and

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Speaker 1: I had this other number on file, so I wanted

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Speaker 1: to reach out to you. But what I won't take long,

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Speaker 1: but it really is a hurt that urgent matter. If

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Speaker 1: you don't mind, all right, hold on, hold on me,

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Speaker 1: let me step away from our tubero. Hello. Hello, yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: so what's uh the speechually? Okay, we have a bit

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Speaker 1: of a problem here and we're gonna try to We're

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Speaker 1: trying to clean up a lot of things here at

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Speaker 1: the church. You know, I hate to be the one

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Speaker 1: to bring you some bad news. Let me just start

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Speaker 1: by by saying that God might not be through with you,

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Speaker 1: but we are here at the church. It has been

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Speaker 1: brought to our attention, uh, sister car that you guys

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Speaker 1: are halfway coming to church. You you you might come

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Speaker 1: once once out of a month. You're not tithing as

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Speaker 1: we expected. You know, the church can't really depend on you. Um,

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Speaker 1: it's you you got you know, you bring your kids.

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Speaker 1: I think your brother comes to the church, but everybody

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Speaker 1: is coming every now. We need we cannot depend on

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Speaker 1: you all to be the members and have the expectation

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Speaker 1: of what we're trying to hold. Hold hold, hold hold

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Speaker 1: of what you say. You say your name is brother Brink. Yes,

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Speaker 1: you do you work on you work under the daction.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I've never heard of you before. I I

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Speaker 1: have been officiated by the pastor. As I'm over actually

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Speaker 1: over the finance and we're going through all of the

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Speaker 1: books and looking at all of the numbers of the

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Speaker 1: of the members of the church and directory, and we're

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Speaker 1: noticing what people are paying ties, what people are on

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Speaker 1: payan tide, who's coming to church, who's participating in different

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Speaker 1: and different uh ministries and whatnot. And since in the

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Speaker 1: car I got I had to be honest with you.

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Speaker 1: You you am maybe once every one of the mind

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Speaker 1: we might see you, might not see you, you know,

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Speaker 1: and like I said, God may not beat through which

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Speaker 1: but we are okay. You been saying that. Listen, why

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Speaker 1: I don't understand like y'all monitoring my my my church

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Speaker 1: going like I can't. I can't have to go every

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Speaker 1: single week to me, when are you absence so much

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Speaker 1: at the church explaining that? I mean, I have three kids,

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Speaker 1: you know, I mean I have two jobs. Sometimes I don't.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I still pray. I don't understand how a

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Speaker 1: church can are you you got two jobs, but we're

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Speaker 1: not getting tied like you got two jobs, you're not

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Speaker 1: tired and like you got two jobs, I can't afford.

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Speaker 1: You just said I got two jobs. That's what you

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Speaker 1: just said, and that those two jobs are in supporting

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Speaker 1: my kids. I mean, I can't support the church and

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Speaker 1: my kids. It's the same term. I can't do both.

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Speaker 1: I mean I do I give when I can. Let

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Speaker 1: me ask you something, What are you making on that

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Speaker 1: other job? Here? Is? Are you really, you really, I

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Speaker 1: didn't know the church got in this deep with you

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Speaker 1: really asking me how much I make and my second

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Speaker 1: job that I tape to support my kids. Come on, now,

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Speaker 1: did It's got to be something. This is I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: say this to you again. God may not be through

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Speaker 1: with you, but we are. If you are not gonna

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Speaker 1: pay your tides, if you're not gonna come to work

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Speaker 1: on a consistent basis, then what what do you benefit

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Speaker 1: the church? That? What the churches? This? I'm gonna say this.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this to you. You you let me

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Speaker 1: tell you what the church is all about? The churches

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Speaker 1: and with you again, no, I'm gonna tell you this.

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Speaker 1: You're talking about this that what the church is about.

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you what the church is. The church

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Speaker 1: is a hospital for cripple souls. You understand it. That's

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Speaker 1: what That's what the churches. But when when we have

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Speaker 1: the souls that are coming in to be saved, we

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Speaker 1: are doing our job. And guess what those people that

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Speaker 1: are coming and you know what they're doing. They're tithing.

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Speaker 1: That's what they're doing. They're tithing you, sister Takara, and

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Speaker 1: I'm sure your soul it's crippled. You're not coming and

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Speaker 1: you're not tiring. You may give us a little some

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Speaker 1: something when you show up. Well, if you show up,

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Speaker 1: Am I right? A wrong? M okay? Hold, let me

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Speaker 1: get on the straight. This is what you called me

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Speaker 1: for in the middle of my work day to tell

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Speaker 1: me that you're kicking me out the church because I

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Speaker 1: don't give enough money to the church while I'm at

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Speaker 1: my job that I can bury afford to pay my

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Speaker 1: bills with not a fact. I don't even know who

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Speaker 1: you are. I've never met you in my life, and

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Speaker 1: I don't you know what this church? You know? This church?

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Speaker 1: I hate to say it, but if that's what the

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Speaker 1: church is about, you had the nerve to call me.

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Speaker 1: I'm okay, no, no, no, no, no, let me say

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Speaker 1: something now. You're being very un Christian like na to

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Speaker 1: the car. You're gonna watch your tone in your language, Jim,

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Speaker 1: this is not Christian like. Well do you do you

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Speaker 1: know brother? Do ain't? Isn't that your brother? Okay? And

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Speaker 1: my brother Dwayne is who told me to call you?

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Speaker 1: Really my brother? So so what is this about? Brother? Whatever?

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Speaker 1: I don't know what is your name? My name is

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Speaker 1: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your brother

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Speaker 1: da ain't got me to prank phone call you? No,

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, you know he's about to get me

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Speaker 1: by you to this job. I'm in a lobby screaming.

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Speaker 1: He's looking at me. Oh you all right? Yeah? What's up? No? No? Normal?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god. My heart is racing.

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Speaker 1: Tell me it's the car. What is the baddest and

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Speaker 1: I mean the baddest radio show in the land, Steve Harvey?

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Speaker 1: What wait a minute, wait a minuit? Wait, wait wait?

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Speaker 1: What what want slumber? Look? What is all this I'm

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Speaker 1: getting from y'all? What is this? Here's greatness? And when

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Speaker 1: when when we come back out the prank? That's how

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Speaker 1: y'all looking at me? Question? You really want us to

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Speaker 1: celebrate in her misery so you can be continued to

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Speaker 1: be called the King of pranks? Yes, said, who does that?

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Speaker 1: You don't see where you'd be taking people sometimes? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know exactly. What about the other day the lady

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Speaker 1: wasn't she wasn't having you at all. It wasn't no

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Speaker 1: making up she threw with you. You know, you told

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Speaker 1: her husband was down at the hotel with no woman,

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Speaker 1: and then they have a loud sex. You almost got

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Speaker 1: in trouble. Then you call that man and that man

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Speaker 1: told you, he said, hey, man, your uncle had told

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Speaker 1: you you're gonna get your ass. He told you he

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Speaker 1: told he mixed no way man. Your uncle then told you, man, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what about the guy that he wanted to show his butt?

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Speaker 1: Because remember that guy coming down the copy of machine. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and then y'all didn't like the man. Y'all didn't like

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Speaker 1: the man I told was gonna have to go back

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Speaker 1: to prill. Y'all didn't like that. Oh no, Tommy, that

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Speaker 1: was heartbreaking. Well what what? What? What do y'all like it?

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Speaker 1: What do you want? Hey? Dog? That man was locked

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Speaker 1: up twenty three years. You told him he had to

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Speaker 1: go back to turn himself in and finish his seventeen

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Speaker 1: and pay his debt to society. I can't, I can't.

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Speaker 1: Why don't you prank Donald Trump? If y'all get me

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Speaker 1: the number, I promise you are, do I have that, citizen?

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much? Coming up, Strawberry letter. My Best

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Speaker 1: Friend is a proud home record. We'll get into it

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Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning

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