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Speaker 2: Y'all know what's y'all don't know y'all all at all.

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Speaker 3: So given them.

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Speaker 5: I want to joy? Yeah, Joy, you turn. You gotta turn.

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Speaker 4: Cat to turn the mouth turn you probably got to

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Speaker 6: The water of the money up. Look me.

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Speaker 7: Come come out.

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Speaker 6: You think that?

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Speaker 6: I sure will? Hey, good morning everybody. You're listening to

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Speaker 6: the voice, Come on, dig me now one it only

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Speaker 6: Steve Harvey got a radio show. I've been saying it

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Speaker 6: like that since I got it too. All right, got

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Speaker 6: a good one for you today. Yesterday the other day,

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Speaker 6: I was talking to you about the most effective weapon

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Speaker 6: available to us as human beings, I think is prayer.

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Speaker 6: I think prayer helps us in so many ways. But

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Speaker 6: right now, what I want to do is I want

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Speaker 6: to show you how prayer pays off. I want to

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Speaker 6: show you what good it can do for you. Even me,

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Speaker 6: I use it every day, and the days I don't

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Speaker 6: use it, I feel it that that, you know, the

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Speaker 6: days that I go, you know, without talking to him

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Speaker 6: as much, I notice it. I feel it. I feel

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Speaker 6: a certain kind of way, you know, those that doubt

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Speaker 6: starts slipping in again, that uneasy feeling of uncertainty slips

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Speaker 6: slipping in again. Happens to me, It happens everybody. Man,

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Speaker 6: I think, I really, really do you know, if people

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Speaker 6: would just keep it real with each other, stop being

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Speaker 6: this Christian this superman, because you ain't you ain't. There's

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Speaker 6: a scripture that says that's none perfect, no, not one.

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Speaker 6: That's everybody that cover all of us thought it. So

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Speaker 6: sometimes I think we're a little too hard on each

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Speaker 6: other with that too, Seeing that's how we not perfect,

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Speaker 6: we immediately want to just just oh man, you just

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Speaker 6: want to kill when we find somebody do something wrong.

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Speaker 6: Bell If we go public, everything go public now it

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Speaker 6: calls social media. But anyway, I just want to talk

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Speaker 6: to you about how prayer pays off. It's called it

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Speaker 6: all eye and money. People got money, call it all eyes.

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Speaker 6: So return on investment. People always looking for a return

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Speaker 6: on investment. You know, nobody, nobody in business really gives

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Speaker 6: you money without understanding the return on investment. They don't

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Speaker 6: even give money to charities unless they think it can

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Speaker 6: do something with the bottom line. A lot of companies

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Speaker 6: work like that. I found out out myself. Sad, but

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Speaker 6: it is true. So since everything is expected to work

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Speaker 6: on a return on investment, I assume because we're human beings.

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Speaker 6: So since we are human beings, whether you're in business

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Speaker 6: think when you pray, you should expect a return on

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Speaker 6: your investment. You talk to him, you spend time opening

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Speaker 6: up to him, you bowed your head to him, you

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Speaker 6: humbled yourself, you got on your knees. I mean, but

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Speaker 6: really we talking God here. So really, what you're doing

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Speaker 6: ain't really about nothing. Be honest with you. A little

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Speaker 6: bit that you do do on his behalf, it just

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Speaker 6: pales in comparison with what he does. But let's just

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Speaker 6: say you want to call yourself invested, Well, let me

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Speaker 6: show you how it pays off. This because see for me,

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Speaker 6: this is for me. Now, prayer pays off in different ways.

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Speaker 6: That's what I had to learn. See, I was praying,

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Speaker 6: but I was asking him specifically for what I wanted.

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Speaker 6: I had the audacity, though, to turn around and tell

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Speaker 6: him how to do what I wanted. That's amazing. Man.

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Speaker 6: I can't tell you how many blessings I block come

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Speaker 6: I want you to give me this. I want that

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Speaker 6: everything you say. Then I want to go over here

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Speaker 6: and I want this deal to happen like this, and

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Speaker 6: had it mapped out. God must have been chuckling really hard.

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Speaker 6: He had been gonna, boy, I made you to be funny.

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Speaker 6: But boy, you funny now. So you're gonna tell me

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Speaker 6: If you want to make God laugh telling me your playing, well,

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Speaker 6: that's what I did. And that's how we pray. A

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Speaker 6: lot of times we pray, and we pray. In the prayer,

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Speaker 6: we're telling him how to work it out. Well, here's

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Speaker 6: the deal. This is what I've learned. Prayer pays off

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Speaker 6: in different ways. There's a different return of my investment

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Speaker 6: when I pray. See, sometimes when I'm praying for something,

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Speaker 6: get courage out of the prayer. Prayer provides me courage.

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Speaker 6: That's just to go on and look at it. I

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Speaker 6: Sometimes when I'm praying about a situation, sometimes prayer gives

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Speaker 6: me hanging power. Sometimes, man, it just I look up

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Speaker 6: and I'm just handling it better. Sometimes prayer gives you

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Speaker 6: laughing off power. Sometimes, man, you just got to laugh

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Speaker 6: it off whatever, man, you trip it? Do you know

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Speaker 6: what that is? If you could do that?

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Speaker 7: You know.

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Speaker 6: Sometimes it gives you a show of strength power. Sometimes

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Speaker 6: prayer allows you to have the appearance that you got

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Speaker 6: it all together. Nobody got to know the world winning

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Speaker 6: the tornado, the hurricane that's swirling in your life, You

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Speaker 6: standing over that like the eye the hurricane, you just

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Speaker 6: and it's all swirling around you. But you standing there

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Speaker 6: like the eye, you just as calm. That's what prayer does.

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Speaker 6: So when you pray, man, it builds up a lot

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Speaker 6: of things in you. You know what it's done for me.

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Speaker 6: Prayer has built up character in me. It's made me

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Speaker 6: have more character because I'm able to stand stronger on

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Speaker 6: the things I say because I've been praying, because I've

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Speaker 6: been asking God for all of those return of investments.

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Speaker 6: I've been asking God for courage. I've been asking God

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Speaker 6: for hanging that. I've been asking him to give me

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Speaker 6: the power to walk away. I've asked him to give

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Speaker 6: me ignored power. I've asked him to help me laugh

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Speaker 6: it off. I've asked him to show me strength. But

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Speaker 6: you know what I was doing, I was really praying,

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Speaker 6: not really for them things be real with you. I

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Speaker 6: was asking him to help me. Lord, help me. You

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Speaker 6: ever done that? You have asked God for help, and

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Speaker 6: then all of a sudden, the list of these things

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Speaker 6: show up. See, sometimes how you want the problem to

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Speaker 6: be solved ain't the best way. There's a lesson to

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Speaker 6: be learned when we make mistakes. And sometimes you got

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Speaker 6: to stay in that fire and you got to learn

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Speaker 6: that lesson. But guess what, though, when you come out

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Speaker 6: of it, you're gonna be better for it. You gonna

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Speaker 6: know more about it. Come on, y'all, pray. He's solid.

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Speaker 6: His word is true, It lasts forever. He do what

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Speaker 6: he said he gonna do now all day, all night,

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Speaker 6: twenty four seven. He do it all day, all night,

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Speaker 6: and then some more. His word don't ever change. It's true.

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Speaker 6: It works for me. It worked for you. It worked

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Speaker 6: for Jake's, for Old Steam, it worked for Kirk Franklin.

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Speaker 6: It worked for Paula White, It worked for Billy Graham,

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Speaker 6: It worked for Mother Teresa. It worked for Gandhy, It

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Speaker 6: worked for the Princess Arabs. It worked, man, it worked

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Speaker 6: for you. What you're waiting for? Why don't you put

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Speaker 6: prayer in your game? Watch what happened to you? You

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Speaker 6: sitting in that jail cell and you struggling with it,

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Speaker 6: and they telling you blood in, blood out, you can't

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Speaker 6: get in you. That's foolishness, man, What you mean God

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Speaker 6: can get you out of anything. Look, man, if you

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Speaker 6: done read your Bible, he'd got some people lot some

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Speaker 6: sticky situations. I don't know what you're talking about. If

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Speaker 6: the belly of the whale, what you're talking about? Where

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Speaker 6: you gotta be real. God can't nothing to do nothing.

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Speaker 6: Nobody can't nobody do nothing to you. God won't give

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Speaker 6: you the strength to handle prayer change his things.

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Speaker 1: Man, you're listening Morning Show the horns would be blowing

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Speaker 6: It would be to the tune of Dunt Dad, That's

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Speaker 6: what it would do. But we don't have horns, and

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Speaker 6: I don't feel like being a horn. This is the

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Speaker 6: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, starting this morning show with

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Speaker 6: I've decided to start it with what do you call it?

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Speaker 6: You know, when you disagree with yourself, when you have

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Speaker 6: conflicting remarks or contrary statements like good morning everybody? Well,

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Speaker 6: what's good about it? How's it going over there? It

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Speaker 6: ain't so what you got going on today? Man? I

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Speaker 6: just can't get nothing cracking my way. If you start

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Speaker 6: Here's a suggestion. How about this right here? How you

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Speaker 6: feeling today? I feel absolutely wonderful? Man? What you got

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Speaker 6: going on today? I'm blessed in hoghly favor. Whatever God

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Speaker 6: love it and appreciate it. Hey, man, what's going on

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Speaker 6: with you? Everything? I expect nothing but goodness and grace today.

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Speaker 6: That's how you start today? You're talking about I woke

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Speaker 6: up on the wrong side of the bed. No, you ain't.

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Speaker 6: As long as you get up Either side of that

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Speaker 6: is you don't get out the bed. I'm grateful today

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Speaker 6: it's pretty good to me. Now. That's how we starting

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Speaker 6: to show today. Sherley Strawberry calling for real Mouth of

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Speaker 6: the South, Junior legend of nephew Tommy Junior. What going on?

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Speaker 8: Let me tell you something, unk, I'm telling you. Do

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Speaker 8: anybody chance to raffle? I can get it, get it,

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Speaker 8: get it now, everybody need it, get it because what

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Speaker 8: he did down in Jamaica, his fell up in my home.

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Speaker 8: My wife saw the video, was praying last night and

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Speaker 8: she saw the video, taped me and said.

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Speaker 7: Let me catch you grinding on somebody like that.

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Speaker 8: See, I I need to know what chance at right

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Speaker 8: now because he got to go home. He gotta take

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Speaker 8: his ass straight home right now because this affected my house. Now,

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Speaker 8: I ain't even do nothing. I wasn't grinding, no, no,

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Speaker 8: damn bout it. But now I'm in trouble. For what

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Speaker 8: Chance is doing?

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Speaker 9: Hell?

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Speaker 8: Dog call Chance right now? She said, if I catch

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Speaker 8: you talking to women. So I'm at the store yesterday

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Speaker 8: not saying nothing because the lady at the cash register

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Speaker 7: I can't say nothing. I can't tell.

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Speaker 8: I can't be round women no more. See, I ain't

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Speaker 8: suppona be at work because Carling Shirley here.

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Speaker 7: I can't do that.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, Oh couse a chance you gonna fake mamy.

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Speaker 8: I just Jeff got married. He been married, he should

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Speaker 8: know better. I'm seven months. I know I can't do that.

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Speaker 8: Don't do this for me. I need somebody to go

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Speaker 8: get Chance right now.

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Speaker 7: He's not doing all this. Other can't be having threats

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Speaker 7: in my house for some else. Somebody else.

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Speaker 6: Did na understand some chance? Okay, Chance took a chance

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Speaker 6: See as his new name is gonna be tried again.

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Speaker 7: That's what we talked about. I can't believe she mad

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Speaker 6: His new hat gonna have a zero on you. No

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Speaker 6: more chances to do that right there? He didn strike three?

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Speaker 1: No, I'm not doing that all right, junior of you.

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Speaker 1: he runs that prank back right after this. You're listening

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Speaker 6: Uh?

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Speaker 2: I was stupid yesterday, I'm gonna be stupid today. This

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Speaker 10: What?

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Speaker 6: Hey? Man, do me a favor because you just doing

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Speaker 6: praise man? Please stop announcing this stupid, it's just prime

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Speaker 6: what my car?

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Speaker 4: Car?

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Speaker 6: Yeah? Just do that. We already know what was coming.

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Speaker 6: The pride you taking, being stupid thought and what's wrong

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Speaker 11: But play it, cat, just play it so you wait

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Speaker 7: Hello, I'm trying to speak to Adels.

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Speaker 4: This is she?

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Speaker 6: Do you live in apartment number seventy eight?

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Speaker 11: Oh, that depends on who's asking.

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Speaker 2: My name is Herman Wales. I live in Building three,

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Speaker 2: Apartment one O five. Do you live in apartment number

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Speaker 11: What you want with where I live?

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Speaker 2: Look, man, do you drive a camera, a Toyota camera

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 6: All right?

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Speaker 2: Your next door neighbor then told me that you ran

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Speaker 7: Now I got light blue scratch.

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Speaker 3: Is on my My neighbor told you what your neighbor.

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Speaker 7: Matter of fact, his name is Brian Kendall.

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Speaker 11: I told you the cross up live across the hall.

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Speaker 11: What the cross I that live across the hall told

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Speaker 11: you what ma'am.

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Speaker 2: Listen, all I know is he said he live in

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Speaker 2: apartment eighty. He lived next door to you. You live

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Speaker 7: Now, all I'm.

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Speaker 2: Saying is he told me your car is that which

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Speaker 7: Now, I ain't trying to.

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Speaker 2: Create no problem, but somebody got to fix my car.

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Speaker 2: I got light blue scratches on my bens.

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 11: Last I checked my light blue clamoring. Wasn't the only

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Speaker 6: Ma'am?

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Speaker 2: You the only light you the only light blue car

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Speaker 11: The only light blue car in the parking lot right now.

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Speaker 11: I ain't gonna say I've been the only light blue

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Speaker 6: Ma'am, I'm not.

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Speaker 11: Up and I'm in the middle of watching te What

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Speaker 11: can I do for you?

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Speaker 6: What you mean?

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Speaker 7: What can you do for me? You didn't hit my car?

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Speaker 11: He he ain't touch your damn car. If you got

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Speaker 7: Your car, no, I don't have no cameras.

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Speaker 11: But then I believe this conversation is over, and I

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Speaker 11: don't give a damn what the cross eyed man across

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Speaker 7: Look, let me tell you something. You didn't hit my car.

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Speaker 4: Hold on, hold on, player?

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Speaker 11: Uh is you yelling at me?

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Speaker 6: I'm not yelling at you, but you hit my car to.

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Speaker 3: Touch your damn the only light blue car in the

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Speaker 11: The only light blue car in the parking lot. Now

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Speaker 11: and as a matter of correct, my car ain't even

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Speaker 11: in the parking lot. My sister bar my car go

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Speaker 11: to the stove.

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Speaker 6: Well, is it possible that your sister is the.

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Speaker 7: One that hit my car?

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Speaker 6: Now?

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Speaker 4: Now?

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Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 7: Okay? Is your sister when is she coming back?

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Speaker 6: Maybe?

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Speaker 7: She hit my car and didn't tell you she hit

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Speaker 11: Now, she ain't hit your car. She ain't hit your car,

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Speaker 11: because she would have told me she hit your godamn car. Look,

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Speaker 11: I said, ain't nobody hit your damn car. My car

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Speaker 11: ain't got no damn scratches on it. Don't give us

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Speaker 11: what kind of scratches you got on your car. But

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Speaker 11: I can't do a damn thing about it. And even

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Speaker 11: got no insurance, no way, so I can't do nothing

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Speaker 11: for you.

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you something you ain't got.

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Speaker 11: To tell me. You ain't got to telling me. Thanks,

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Speaker 11: And as far as I'm concerned, this conversation is over.

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Speaker 7: Wait, let me ask you how hung call it back.

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Speaker 6: Mister.

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Speaker 11: You act like I ain't got your No, you had

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Speaker 11: them scratches on your car all ready, and you ain't

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Speaker 11: finna use me as non excuse to get you no

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Speaker 11: new papers.

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Speaker 7: I had no scratches already on my car.

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Speaker 11: Yeah you had them, Oh yeah, you had no idea.

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Speaker 11: I'm gonna tell them an insurance of Justin if he

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Speaker 11: come over here now, because you gonna be using your insurance.

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Speaker 11: And I already told you, I ain't got it.

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Speaker 7: Don't make me come over to your apartment number seven.

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Speaker 11: Eight, standing in the door. I'm on my way to

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Speaker 11: come on.

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Speaker 2: Look, I got thirty five hundred dollars worth of scratches

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Speaker 2: on my car that you need to pay for.

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Speaker 6: You the owner only.

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Speaker 11: Ain't even worth thirty five one hundred dollars. So you

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Speaker 11: already doing better than me?

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Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 6: What?

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Speaker 3: What? What? Look?

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Speaker 11: I'm already told you I'm tired of talking to you.

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Speaker 11: I'm watching TV and you ain't got still talking to

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Speaker 11: me about I need to talk.

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Speaker 3: To you about this car.

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Speaker 7: I got thirty touch your car.

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Speaker 11: My car ain't bumped up against your car. I ain't

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Speaker 11: even park next to know BMWs lately it's a Bens.

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Speaker 1: What's hell ever?

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Speaker 6: Bar?

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Speaker 7: It's a Ben C two forty of black.

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Speaker 11: Give a damn if it's a Ben seven seven and seven,

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Speaker 11: I can't help you.

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Speaker 6: They don't make a seven seven.

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Speaker 1: I don't get the damn lady.

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Speaker 7: Look, you know what? Can I say something to you?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 11: You can't say you know what you can say to me?

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Speaker 11: You can say bye.

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Speaker 7: I just want to say one more thing to you.

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Speaker 11: One more thing. I'm gonna give you a one moment thing.

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Speaker 11: Go ahead on.

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Speaker 2: All I want to say is this, nephew, Timmy from

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Speaker 2: the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 6: Your sister robbing out of DC.

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Speaker 7: Putting me up.

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Speaker 11: Oh that it don't make me.

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Speaker 9: You know what.

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Speaker 11: I don't even have y'all show. I listened to the

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Speaker 11: I talked to her.

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Speaker 2: All right, mister Dale, will Lizzen before you go? Can

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Speaker 2: you tell me what is the baddest radio show in the.

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Speaker 11: Land, The Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: Alright, nephew told me you knew you didn't run into

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Speaker 2: nobody else.

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Speaker 11: No, damn well, I ain't hear nobody because I'll be

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Speaker 11: trying to pull myself out there, thalk. So won't nobody

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Speaker 11: in me?

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Speaker 6: You know? All right?

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Speaker 11: Bye?

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Speaker 7: Okay?

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Speaker 6: So yes you will us? Yes?

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Speaker 7: Yes, thank you, Yes, thank you?

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Speaker 6: Yes? Yes? All right?

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Speaker 2: Worship every day and brank worship.

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Speaker 6: Let's get it.

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Speaker 10: What?

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Speaker 6: Yes, you was stupid? Was you stupid? Yes? What was it?

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Speaker 6: Was it excitingly? Did you do that damn thing?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 6: Yeah? Did y'all hear me? Yes? Spa you got anything?

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Speaker 7: You man?

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Speaker 8: You was the best stupidest I've ever heard you stupid?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, thank you? Who you're talking about? Tom?

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Speaker 1: Coming up next to is asked the CLO our chief

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Speaker 1: Love Officer, Steve Harvey in the building. You're listening Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show coming up at the top of the hour.

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Speaker 1: You won't believe who's joining us to say hello today

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Speaker 1: and help us kick off the weekend. It is the

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Speaker 1: one and only Jay Anthony Brown family member Jay Anthony

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Speaker 1: Brown jazz hit show. Yes, his hit show, Assistant Living

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Speaker 1: is currently in its fifth season, and we'll see what

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Speaker 1: else he's been up to. I'm sure a lot. That's

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Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, but right now it

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Speaker 1: is time to ask the CLO Chief Love Officer Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey in the building. Tammy and slide El says, I'm

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Speaker 1: forty and my boyfriend is twenty eight years old. We're

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Speaker 1: teachers at the same school, but no one knows we're dating,

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Speaker 1: so he flirts with other females at the job so

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Speaker 1: people won't suspect anything. Is he just flirting or is

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Speaker 1: he sleeping with those ladies too?

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Speaker 6: I think it's a hell of a cover.

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Speaker 7: That's right.

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Speaker 6: Well now, I think it's a hell of a cover. Oh,

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Speaker 6: I think it's a hell of a coval. That boy

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Speaker 6: right there, boyer, that slick right there, gets your approval.

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Speaker 6: I'm just doing this, sol No, nobody be on to us,

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Speaker 6: so we can keep out there, right, we keep Sarah

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Speaker 6: and rap on this thing we got. Just look listen

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna tell you right now. Yeah, you ain't the

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Speaker 6: I gotta keep this a secret too, so we can

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Speaker 6: keep our job. Ain't no telling how many Koreas he

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Speaker 6: saving at that right, that boy right there just over there,

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Speaker 6: just saving Korea. Congratulation homie, all.

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Speaker 1: Right, Chanelle and Philly says. My husband's cousin spent the

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Speaker 1: weekend at our house while I visited my mother in Atlanta.

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Speaker 1: Last week. The cousin called and said his girl left

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Speaker 1: or question this woman?

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Speaker 6: What you just you gotta get a lady to watch

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Speaker 6: that's all. She been in your house. She already know that.

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Speaker 6: What you're gonna question her, You're gonna question her what

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Speaker 6: she in the house? She left to watch there? She

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Speaker 6: been there?

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Speaker 7: What?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 6: What trust question?

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Speaker 1: Who wants to question the woman about being her out?

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Speaker 6: Well? Okay, so let me ask you something. So she

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Speaker 6: gonna mm hmm, she gotta come back to get to

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Speaker 6: watch because the cousin is gone now, so ain't nobody

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Speaker 6: there but her and her husband. Okay, Well, you can

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Speaker 6: question her if you want to, But are you gonna

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Speaker 6: give it a watch? If you know you got if

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Speaker 6: you got to watch in your house? She been there?

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Speaker 6: What's the questions for? You don't know this woman. They

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Speaker 6: didn't introduce you for they bought him, damn not. What

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Speaker 6: what you wanna do? Just get a lady her watch? Yeah,

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Speaker 6: and then tell your husband, tell his cousin. Can't have

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Speaker 6: people in your house, that's all. Don't don't get in

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Speaker 6: this woman's face. She don't know who she is. That's

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Speaker 6: the true.

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Speaker 12: Okay about this watch, you're gonna find out to say, Hey.

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Speaker 6: I ain't come over here to fall out. I just

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Speaker 6: came to get my watch. I didn't know this was

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Speaker 6: your house. He didn't tell me this was your house.

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Speaker 3: In law?

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Speaker 1: Really all right, Jenny and Encino writes, My husband and

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Speaker 1: I have turned into Roly Pollis in the past two years,

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Speaker 1: so we're trying to lose weight. I need help with

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Speaker 1: working out, so I hired a trainer. My husband fired

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Speaker 1: the trainer. He is mad because a man is fine,

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Speaker 1: he's a trainer. Should I rehire him?

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Speaker 6: Girl? Girl, your husband tried, just mad because he's not

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Speaker 6: fit to have a pool boy standing up in here

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Speaker 6: looking like all this here next to him, his fat

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Speaker 6: ass over there ain't in shape. You in here and

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Speaker 6: he is fine. That's why you really hide because he's

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Speaker 6: fine now he and here guiding you. I can't get

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Speaker 6: my leg right there? Can you push him?

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Speaker 7: Now?

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Speaker 6: Your husband went in there and saw hercules and when

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Speaker 6: now he got to get help out of it? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: What if her husband hired a real fine female trainer,

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Speaker 1: same thing.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, you can't rehide this man. I'm just telling you

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Speaker 6: that right now, all the trainers are gonna be in

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Speaker 6: shape if they.

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Speaker 1: Will train female trainer.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's all you need to do.

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Speaker 7: You don't have a female trainer, do?

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Speaker 6: Yeah? How did work up? I was back in Chicago.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that why are you talking like that?

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Speaker 6: But you got muffled for I slept with her, put

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Speaker 6: her business out there. I'm sorry you did hear it?

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Speaker 1: Carlo, he was talking kind of loved.

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Speaker 2: I mean, you know.

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Speaker 6: That's truth.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, that's why had this point.

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Speaker 6: I'm just telling you. Yeah, Shirley said, if you ever

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Speaker 6: had a female trainer? I said, yeah, when I lived

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Speaker 6: in Chicago. Yeah, she said, what happened? What the hell

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Speaker 6: you think happened?

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Speaker 7: This is way back Chicago.

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Speaker 6: Way back. Oh yeah, in the nineties.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let me let me ask you something. Were you

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Speaker 1: in shape?

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Speaker 6: Him? I wasn't it?

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Speaker 7: That's why he kept the trainer. I see the game.

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Speaker 7: I got the.

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Speaker 6: Trainer and had a beauty title.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, you're too much, don't well?

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Speaker 6: You know? And yeah, ain't nobody gonna be a to

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Speaker 6: do this math? So yeah, oh, trust and believe trusting

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Speaker 6: cause one of the things I just said is a lie.

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Speaker 6: So you trusted Steve Hardy y'all to be kidding? Why

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Speaker 6: would I divulge truth? Clearly a lot I would fit

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Speaker 6: perfectly right here?

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Speaker 1: Yet your wheelhouse?

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Speaker 6: All right?

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Speaker 1: Last one this is from Doornice, Doornise and Hartford wright said,

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Speaker 1: I've been tating a married man for fourteen years, fourteen years,

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Speaker 1: and he just retired and said we could spend more

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Speaker 1: time together. But he doesn't call or stop by as

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Speaker 1: much now. He just told me that he's going on

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Speaker 1: a cruise with his wife. Is this the end of us? Like?

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Speaker 6: Fourteen years?

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Speaker 1: Fourteen years a married man?

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Speaker 6: I mean, is this the hind of y'all? What was

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Speaker 6: there a beginning? What y'all have? Now he's retired. See,

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Speaker 6: it's less time now because he can't say, I'm at work,

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Speaker 6: I work late, I'm going in early, I'm going down

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Speaker 6: there on Saturday, put some hours in the office. He

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Speaker 6: ain't use that. So now quite naturally, y'all time together

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Speaker 6: go and now they're going on the cruise together. What

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Speaker 6: they supposed to do.

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Speaker 1: But he told her they could spend more time together.

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Speaker 6: You know, yeah, he thought that too. He didn't know.

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Speaker 6: See he's never he's never been retired before. He really

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Speaker 6: thought they could spend more time together. He probably loved.

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Speaker 1: This woman for four after fourteen.

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Speaker 6: Years, probably loved this woman. But you know, he going

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Speaker 6: to the house though.

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Speaker 1: You can't give him a lie to get out the

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Speaker 1: house team so he can go see it.

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Speaker 6: Oh no, he didn't done all that he did fourteen years.

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Speaker 6: You know, I mean lies he than you. He is

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Speaker 6: a liar in fourteen years. I ain't got to give

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Speaker 6: him no likee. It just didn't lasted fourteen years. This

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Speaker 6: boy can't lie, all right? Thank you be better than me?

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Feelo coming up with Top of the Hour,

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Speaker 1: Jay Anthony Brown will be our special guest right after this.

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Speaker 1: You're listening Morning show.

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Speaker 6: Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 6: It gives me great honor to introduce this fool. You

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Speaker 6: know what, he needs no introduction, but he ain't been

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Speaker 6: here so damn long. We wrote one, but I didn't

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Speaker 6: write it. So here it is. You've seen him on

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Speaker 6: anything that's old. This man's career spans decades. I owe

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Speaker 6: him as one of my mentors and teachers of the

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Speaker 6: comedy business. I would not be why I am had

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Speaker 6: he not taught me some very very valuable lessons early

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Speaker 6: on in my career. Oh him a debtic gratitude for that.

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Speaker 6: You've seen him on everything thing, and I mean, damn

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Speaker 6: it everything. He is most famous of his legendary roles

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Speaker 6: on the Radio bid a man Evil BBS short for

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Speaker 6: Black So and So Ladies and Gentlemen, Formerly of the

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Speaker 6: Steve Harvey Morning Show, but still currently wanting back in.

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Speaker 6: Currently one of the stars of the Hits show Assisted

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Speaker 6: Living Ladies and Gentlemen without further ado, I call him

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Speaker 6: h D h D.

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Speaker 7: Brown.

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Speaker 6: Ladies give it up for j Anthony Brown.

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Speaker 3: Moaning, Oh my god, Oh my god, how's everybody doing?

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Speaker 6: Doing?

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Speaker 1: Good?

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Speaker 6: Man good?

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Speaker 3: I gotta talk to about A question is do you

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Speaker 3: have to slow walk every time you put on something new?

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Speaker 3: Because I'm watching you slow walk every damn when and

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Speaker 3: in my opinion, in my opinion, you gonna miss where

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Speaker 3: you're going. It ton't be open with by the time

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Speaker 3: you get that, they're gonna be heading back.

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Speaker 9: You don't.

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Speaker 3: You don't slow walk past the people who what'sn't on you?

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Speaker 3: That's my first question.

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Speaker 6: My past watching you. You're watching your Instagram.

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Speaker 3: That wasn't a junior you got married. I drive to

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Speaker 3: talk him out of this team, but he wouldn't listen

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Speaker 3: whole thing. You know, So, hey, you know I'm here

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Speaker 3: to do what I can do. You know this doctor

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Speaker 3: marriage nobody.

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Speaker 8: They called me man when I got out the hospital

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Speaker 8: earlier this year, and Jay said, all right, good you

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Speaker 8: come get you.

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Speaker 7: I said, we're going on that marriage taking effect.

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Speaker 6: Ain't it.

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Speaker 3: I'm telling you was well until he got married and

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Speaker 3: then happen.

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Speaker 6: Oh man, wha man, Jay, look man, you you've been

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Speaker 6: hanging out. Man, I've been watching you on Instagram. Oh

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Speaker 6: but boy you the show is back, Yes, the show

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Speaker 6: is back.

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Speaker 3: It is calling Tommy. He did you get one hundred episodes?

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Speaker 7: Yes, sir, Yes, sir, I.

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Speaker 3: Im I mean that's big. We do one hundred in

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Speaker 3: a weekend. That's not baby, I'm impressed. But that's really

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Speaker 3: you know, I mean, come on.

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Speaker 6: It ain't really nothing.

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Speaker 3: No, not no, we do we do. We do seventy

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Speaker 3: five before lunch, and then when it comes back, we

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Speaker 3: knocked out the other twenty five.

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Speaker 13: And then.

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Speaker 6: Jack Tyler do be working everybody he gets he was, man,

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Speaker 6: he got a hell of a system, man, Tyler Perry's system.

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Speaker 6: They they talked about it when he first came out.

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Speaker 6: That'll never work, they got pulling up all wrong, man,

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Speaker 6: all wrong. The way he does it, man, he has

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Speaker 6: taken the process man and made it fit.

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Speaker 9: Bro.

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Speaker 6: And he making more money than all of them. That's

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Speaker 6: what they went on. They ain't getting none of it.

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Speaker 6: So Jake tell us a little bit about assistant living

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Speaker 6: this year. Man, what's going on?

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Speaker 3: Well, I've been called uncle Grandpa, old fool. Uncle Vinnie

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Speaker 3: will be back season five. Uh, listen, liston Brown. First

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Speaker 3: of all, I don't know who made this stuff out.

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Speaker 3: I don't, I don't. I don't know who coordinates his

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Speaker 3: get up. I have no idea where.

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Speaker 10: It comes from.

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Speaker 3: I'm I'm sure there's no there's no there's no rhythm

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Speaker 3: to it, there's no there's no this goals with that.

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Speaker 3: In other words, that's something you don't hear when they

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Speaker 3: put mister Brown clothes together, it's like this goals with that.

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Speaker 3: They're really striking out to go with this. Don't go

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Speaker 3: with that. That's what he's gonna wear. So we got

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Speaker 3: we got new characters in the house, so you got

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Speaker 3: to watch them. Uh. A white lady showed up and

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Speaker 3: that was that was bad? Yeah, yeah, yeah if it

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Speaker 3: worked out for a while, but she wasn't having it.

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Speaker 3: So so I try to holler at him, but you know,

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Speaker 3: you can't get all the white women. But you know,

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Speaker 3: so we come back with season five, man, and it's

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Speaker 3: just so much fun, you know, with the crew and

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Speaker 3: everybody doing the show, new writers and mister Perry will

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Speaker 3: probably just the some episodes and it's just fun, you

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Speaker 3: know because like I said, we've done, we've done, come

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Speaker 3: of the old way, and to do it the new way.

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Speaker 3: You get used to it, right, Steve, You're absolutely right,

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Speaker 3: absolutely right. It's just a simping. You have to get

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Speaker 3: used to it.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, hey man, I don't want to, you know, could

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Speaker 6: I come on as Roscoe Wallace one of your.

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Speaker 3: I definitely, I would definitely talk to mister Perry about that.

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Speaker 3: I'm sure he would love. Yeah, he would love. He

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Speaker 3: would love for me.

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Speaker 6: Love he got love. I don't he love? Mabe. I'm

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Speaker 6: showing a great idea. I'm come on, sisy living in it,

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Speaker 6: won't y'all won't need no cisy. Hey, y'all will be

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Speaker 6: right back with more from j Anthony Brown right after this.

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Speaker 1: You're listening morning shows, Hey.

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Speaker 6: Y'all were back in our special guest this morning is

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Speaker 6: our old running running mate. I had a teammate on

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Speaker 6: the show. We was running up the flow, it was showtime.

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Speaker 6: It was all of us on the show together. Was

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Speaker 6: reminiscent of the Lakers showtime. It was it was just

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Speaker 6: star study and he's back today. Or we had to

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Speaker 6: let him go because he didn't want to come to

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Speaker 6: work no more.

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Speaker 1: Boy, No we did.

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Speaker 6: He ain't want to come and work no more. So

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Speaker 6: we had to let him go. He asked to go.

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Speaker 6: We didn't find him.

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Speaker 3: No. You know one thing about me, I will with

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Speaker 3: a job master show.

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Speaker 6: In a heartbeat. I got a phone called two hours

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Speaker 6: before a show one night, Steve, have you seen Jay?

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Speaker 6: I run him down for you because he gonna answer

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Speaker 6: my call. So I called his house. You know, wasn't

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Speaker 6: no cell phones back then. I called him, left a message.

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Speaker 6: He called me right back. Hey, bro, I said, what's

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Speaker 6: going on? Jay? I said, hey, man, you know you're

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Speaker 6: suposed to be in San Francisco. Where you are? I'm

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Speaker 6: in Atlanta.

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Speaker 7: The show.

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Speaker 6: The show is in two hours? The hell you mean

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Speaker 6: in Atlanta?

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Speaker 2: Damn?

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Speaker 6: I'm making some pants.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I ain't going, man, you know, I just I

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Speaker 3: just have to say that, Seve. I'm a happier man

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Speaker 3: for the nose that I said. I really am. I

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Speaker 3: got some time. I just don't need the press. I don't,

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Speaker 3: you know, like I went up. I almost didn't call here.

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Speaker 6: I mean.

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Speaker 3: I want to not calling here today, y'all. I love

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Speaker 3: y'all and call in, man, go ahead and call.

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Speaker 6: Say what you say you you you're better for the

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Speaker 6: way you've lived your life. You must distress for the

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Speaker 6: way for.

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Speaker 3: I turned down stuff that has made me so damn happy.

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Speaker 3: Oh my, isn't it? Because if you say yes to say,

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Speaker 3: you gotta keep that up. You gotta It's pressure with ya.

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Speaker 6: Question, man, Yeah, what's the longest you stayed married?

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Speaker 3: Five years? Five years? Four years? Too long? So in

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Speaker 3: all in all, suit Jardy, I've had a deal, a

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Speaker 3: good lovely slart, intelligent, wise and just the problem is

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Speaker 3: they want to be at the house in Redbay.

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Speaker 6: All right, y'all, listen, the show is assisted living. Tell

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Speaker 6: us where we can catch.

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Speaker 3: It, Jay and get them on b E K Tyler

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Speaker 3: Perrys Aeo. He owned it and trust me. I'm getting

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Speaker 3: ready to record my first comedy Staio at the City

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Speaker 3: Winery in Atlanta. Uh, let's make me get some of

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Speaker 3: that more these money. I want not turn it down. Okay,

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Speaker 3: I want that crazy. You know, I'm not afraid money.

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Speaker 3: I will beat money.

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Speaker 13: And okay, Danny Brown, everybody.

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Speaker 1: You're listening hardy morning show. All right, ladies and gentlemen,

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Speaker 1: welcome back. Roscoe is in the buildings.

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Speaker 3: How's it up?

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Speaker 6: I was on the jewel, looked like I old, yeah,

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Speaker 6: got that tricky.

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Speaker 12: Hey, we're going on everybody with those ship Hey Roscoe,

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Speaker 12: Hey Roscoe, what's up? What's up?

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Speaker 6: Hey?

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Speaker 7: What the look good?

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Speaker 6: Julia, Roscoe, bocky rop for my dog, Tamy Town going

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Speaker 6: on with you? Roscoe?

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Speaker 7: You're the man.

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Speaker 6: Baby, stay free, baby, stay They all right, we ain't

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Speaker 6: get that cancer. That what I was talking about. God,

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Speaker 6: the ladies, they heard the news I wrote. I wrote

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Speaker 6: a song about it. I want to be free, Yes

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Speaker 6: I do. Go ahead, what you.

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Speaker 12: Want Cleveland Cavaliers One, let's go to Ohio. Start off

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Speaker 12: with from Ohio, Ohio.

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Speaker 6: Shoot Shoot, shoot, shoot. One day, child, I won't have

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Speaker 6: to listen to your lie. On that day, I'll be

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Speaker 6: able to make up my own mind. Yes I will.

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Speaker 6: And one day everything's gonna be all right with me.

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Speaker 6: After a while, I sigure, I say, the Lord that

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Speaker 6: gave me the strength. Now I wanna be free, Yes,

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Speaker 6: I do. Come out. Oh yeah, I wanna be free.

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Speaker 6: Hey hey yo, oh I was jam right there I

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Speaker 6: was sugar Food when we wrote that. We were with

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Speaker 6: him wrote it four thirty in the morning. Came in

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Speaker 6: looking for this girl. The girl wouldn't know where to

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Speaker 6: be frown. Sugar Foot called me and say, rock Old,

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Speaker 6: I can't find them. I said, man, when you look here,

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Speaker 6: you probably need to get freed in. He said, I'll

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Speaker 6: be dawn, And here was born baby. Alright there, whatever you.

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Speaker 7: Want to with, Brandy, Oh Jays.

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Speaker 6: Shouldn't buy the open fire your place in my favorite

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Speaker 6: don't unna read on the few bars of a melody,

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Speaker 6: and it sounded sweet to me. Then I got up

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Speaker 6: take a look around, but my feet got in the way.

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Speaker 6: Stumbled to the floor. She would right in the door.

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Speaker 6: I could see her face. How could it be? Come on?

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Speaker 6: She ran away from me. My bed friend gone, I'm

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Speaker 6: so all alone? Rather me you brand day one something

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Speaker 6: about Doll. Y'all ain't know.

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Speaker 1: The something about Doll.

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Speaker 6: It took me a long time. I tried to trigger.

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Speaker 6: When I wrote that, I tried to trigger. I had

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Speaker 6: the whole time. I had to make the thing with

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Speaker 6: my little girl named.

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Speaker 1: Bred about it dog.

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Speaker 6: I wrote it for white folks. Wh y'all wrote the

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Speaker 6: song for white folks. I wrote it for Kiddy Rodgers,

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Speaker 6: damn edit heard it turned into a major hit. You Brandy,

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Speaker 6: I wrote brand that white folks. Some one were a dog.

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Speaker 6: Hein't the blackbird ever wrote something by no damn dog.

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Speaker 6: You can go down through the whole music archives old

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Speaker 6: Yellow All that was about white people. Oh my gosh,

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Speaker 6: black people don't write song about no damn pets and

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Speaker 6: the whole day didn't tell nobody for a dog because

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Speaker 6: they just knew everybody black people. Thinking about the girl

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Speaker 6: named Brandon, Yeah, yeah, yeah, man, take it out what

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Speaker 6: you want to take it out with?

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Speaker 7: Only got seconds.

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Speaker 6: Coming up next, let me made the load to you, dolly.

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Speaker 1: You're listening hard morning show coming up at about four

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Speaker 1: minutes after the hour. It's my Strawberry letter for today

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Speaker 1: and the subject is my ex's new wife needs advice.

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Speaker 1: Oh really, we'll get into that find out what that's

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Speaker 1: all about just a few because right now the nephew

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Speaker 1: is here with today's prank phone call Nephew.

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Speaker 6: This right here is Gym's Gyms g E M S.

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Speaker 2: That's God's Eyes Ministry cat Dog.

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Speaker 6: If you would.

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Speaker 2: Hello Hello, I'm trying to read Clarence Clarence. How you doing, Clarence,

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Speaker 2: This is statist man. I'm over at the church man,

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Speaker 2: Baptist church where you're a member of right, Oh yeah, hey, okay, hey,

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Speaker 2: I'm with the gyms man and uh you you you

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Speaker 2: actually came to uh this past service. Correct gyms the gyms,

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Speaker 2: that's that's uh God's Eyes missionary and and basically what

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Speaker 2: we do is we watch what's going on you know

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Speaker 2: in the in the church, who's coming, who hasn't come?

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Speaker 2: And uh you know, I don't mean any harm, but

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Speaker 2: this this if my records indicate me right through my

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Speaker 2: God's Eyes ministry the gyms looking at my books, looks

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Speaker 2: like you this is your first time at the church

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Speaker 2: this year?

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Speaker 6: Correct?

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Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean what can I do for you?

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Speaker 6: Okay?

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Speaker 2: Now, when Pastor asked for all the visitors to stand,

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Speaker 2: you actually did not stand?

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Speaker 7: Correct no, because you remember there we go.

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Speaker 2: Now you you still work for uh you you you

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Speaker 2: work for them? Yeah, okay. Now what we've done is

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Speaker 2: we've averaged it out that you.

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Speaker 10: What what I mean, what is this about?

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Speaker 7: Okay, I'm on my way to it.

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Speaker 2: So so you probably are you averaging about what between

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Speaker 2: forty and fifty thousand dollars on a yearly basis.

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Speaker 9: Over there with I mean, I mean, yeah, something like that.

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Speaker 7: But go ahead, well see what we're looking at.

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Speaker 2: Since since you are member, because see you did not

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Speaker 2: stand when he said all members said, you did not

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Speaker 2: stand up, which which you right there are making the

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Speaker 2: you know, you're you're you're clarifying that you are a member,

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Speaker 2: and you making about we're gonna roughly say about forty

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Speaker 2: five thousand dollars a year, which means ten percent in

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Speaker 2: forty five hundred. Now we looked at the we looked

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Speaker 2: at the books and noticed that you put in fifty

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Speaker 2: dollars in the church on this past Easter on Sunday. Now,

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Speaker 2: if you put fifty dollars in, you know we're close.

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Speaker 2: See when you're gonna start cutting into this forty five

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Speaker 2: hundred dollars that you are to be paying your tithes.

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Speaker 10: Wait, what's your name?

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Speaker 2: Like I said, sir, my name is sat Is. That

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Speaker 2: is will a man rob God? Yet you have robbed me?

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Speaker 2: Well see you you you you are Wait.

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Speaker 10: A minute, hold on, hold a second. You got you

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Speaker 10: got all this stuff going on to the church. You

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Speaker 10: you got uh uh, you got hungry people you got

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Speaker 10: people that need salvation and whatever. But you calling me

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Speaker 10: about about some money that I haven't given to the church.

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Speaker 7: Well, well see, and.

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Speaker 10: That's what your ministry does, y'all. Y'all spend all morning

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Speaker 10: calling people.

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Speaker 2: My job, sir, as a gem God's eyes ministry. My

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Speaker 2: job is to keep an eye on what's going on

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Speaker 2: at the church. Now, when are you gonna start cutting

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Speaker 2: into your tie? You forty five hundred dollars a day?

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Speaker 2: We see, this is why we can't get the extra

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Speaker 2: wing that pastor wants to put on, because people like you.

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Speaker 3: This is why you know what.

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Speaker 10: Man, you got to hold on a second, first of all,

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Speaker 10: let me explain something to your brother, fatty, yourself, whatever

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Speaker 10: the ministry you are with. Okay, that's fine. Hey, I

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Speaker 10: don't even have to explain this to you, But let

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Speaker 10: me explain something to me. All right. This is a

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Speaker 10: one job household. This is all we do. This is

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Speaker 10: the one job household. My wife don't work, but my

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Speaker 10: wife comes to church every Sunday and she pays the

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Speaker 10: tithes that have you checked at the gym ministry? Have

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Speaker 10: y'all looked at her ties?

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Speaker 2: Her ties ain't got nothing to do with you. You understand

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Speaker 2: you have to pay your ties. Will a man rob God?

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Speaker 2: Yet you have robbed? You are robbing the Lord of

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Speaker 2: Brother Claris.

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Speaker 10: You know what?

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Speaker 11: Man?

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Speaker 10: You know?

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Speaker 9: That's you know?

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Speaker 10: And you wonder why people don't come to church all

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Speaker 10: the time. You know how you're gonna tell me that

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Speaker 10: I rob I could be giving my tie somewhere else.

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Speaker 7: I am the secretary.

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Speaker 2: I am the Gem's secretary of God's eyes ministry. And

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Speaker 2: my eyes have shown me that you've only given fifty dollars.

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Speaker 6: You're making forty five five one.

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Speaker 10: Dollars somebody from the church. I don't know if that

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Speaker 10: is something. I'll tell you us.

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Speaker 6: Who you say? Who is? Yes?

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Speaker 10: I half, but that's not none of their business. I know,

886
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:06,200
Speaker 10: I know, I know. What does it have to do

887
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:08,399
Speaker 10: with him calling people and asking them.

888
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:09,200
Speaker 3: If they're payings?

889
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:11,000
Speaker 10: I got this, I got this. Let me lem me

890
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:12,000
Speaker 10: handle h.

891
00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:12,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, I got it.

892
00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:14,239
Speaker 10: I got it, I got it, I got it. I

893
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:15,640
Speaker 10: got I know.

894
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:18,839
Speaker 7: I know, I don't who whoo whoo? Who who was that, sir?

895
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:21,439
Speaker 10: That's my wife that's been paying. That's my wife I'm paying.

896
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:22,480
Speaker 10: I died, that's right.

897
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:28,279
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I don't have nothing in my books that

898
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:30,040
Speaker 2: say y'all paid three hundred dollars.

899
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:33,160
Speaker 10: Not undergo if she said we paid three hundred dollars,

900
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:34,600
Speaker 10: we paid three hundred dollars.

901
00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:38,280
Speaker 2: Let me ask you this, When are you gonna start

902
00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:42,400
Speaker 2: cutting into this forty five with a man rob god?

903
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:46,640
Speaker 2: Yet you have robbed me. That is what you are doing, sir.

904
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:49,080
Speaker 10: Well you know what you robbing me right now? You

905
00:49:49,239 --> 00:49:51,680
Speaker 10: robbing me right now? All my time? Where I could

906
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:53,520
Speaker 10: go out, I gotta be work. I can't even go

907
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:56,000
Speaker 10: get dressed right now because I'm on the phone with you.

908
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:58,120
Speaker 10: I have to be at work in half an hour.

909
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:00,640
Speaker 10: You robbed me right now of my time.

910
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:01,839
Speaker 7: Let me ask you something.

911
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:04,640
Speaker 2: Can you bring your tax return into the to I

912
00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:05,480
Speaker 2: can take a look.

913
00:50:05,320 --> 00:50:07,920
Speaker 10: At it, my tax return. You know, I'll tell you what.

914
00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:10,480
Speaker 10: I bring my tax return. If everybody else bring their

915
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:13,239
Speaker 10: tax return. If you bring your tax return and pass

916
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:16,200
Speaker 10: to bring his tax return, then I'll bring my tax return.

917
00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:17,800
Speaker 10: We can have a tax return party.

918
00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:19,760
Speaker 7: When will your tax return?

919
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:21,560
Speaker 6: When? Can you can you fax it to me?

920
00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:24,960
Speaker 10: Are you serious? I mean, I mean, I mean.

921
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:29,520
Speaker 2: If it is, if it's not too much to ask for, listen,

922
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:31,799
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be honest with you. The next time you

923
00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:34,160
Speaker 2: do come to church, we're gonna pat you down because

924
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:35,479
Speaker 2: we're gonna have to figure out.

925
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:38,200
Speaker 10: Oh hold on, you're gonna pat me down the next

926
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:38,480
Speaker 10: time I.

927
00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:40,640
Speaker 7: Come to the church and then lay hands on you.

928
00:50:40,719 --> 00:50:42,279
Speaker 10: Okay, let me ask you this. Do you are you

929
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:43,359
Speaker 10: on salary at the church?

930
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:43,759
Speaker 4: Uh?

931
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:46,640
Speaker 6: Yeah? But what does but what? What does? What does

932
00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:47,680
Speaker 6: that have to do with anything?

933
00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:49,600
Speaker 9: I need to know what you tying.

934
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:52,719
Speaker 2: It ain't gutting your look, it ain't got nothing. When

935
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:55,160
Speaker 2: you're gonna bring your forty five hundred dollars down so

936
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:57,040
Speaker 2: we can add it, so we can get the wing

937
00:50:57,280 --> 00:51:00,279
Speaker 2: put on. I'm part of the gems. You'll pray your

938
00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:02,040
Speaker 2: money down here are Clarence.

939
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:04,640
Speaker 10: This isn't a dog. Let me tell you something. I

940
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:06,319
Speaker 10: don't know who you are. I don't know what this

941
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:06,960
Speaker 10: ministry is.

942
00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:09,080
Speaker 7: I'm with the gyms. When can we exist it?

943
00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:09,319
Speaker 2: Man?

944
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:10,680
Speaker 9: I don't I don't care. I don't give it.

945
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:11,160
Speaker 3: You know what?

946
00:51:11,239 --> 00:51:14,880
Speaker 10: Let me say, I don't care anything about your gym ministry.

947
00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:16,880
Speaker 9: I don't care about you, man, I don't care about

948
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:19,759
Speaker 9: any of that.

949
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:22,480
Speaker 10: Let me take something dolls, just just for real, you don't.

950
00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:24,680
Speaker 9: Call my house no more with this, with this stuff, dude,

951
00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:26,520
Speaker 9: you about to make a brother go off. I mean, seriously,

952
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:28,800
Speaker 9: in this economy, in this economy, you talk to me

953
00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:30,319
Speaker 9: about about me tied in fifty dollars.

954
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:30,680
Speaker 3: I'm trying.

955
00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:32,600
Speaker 9: I'm trying to put a dollar through college. I'm trying

956
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:34,560
Speaker 9: to set a son through private school, and I can't

957
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:36,080
Speaker 9: get that done. I'm trying to keep the lights on

958
00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:38,520
Speaker 9: the What do that have to do with the church.

959
00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:41,400
Speaker 9: I already told you. I'm getting ready to hang up.

960
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:43,319
Speaker 9: And if you want to meet me and whatever you're

961
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:45,200
Speaker 9: gonna do and whatever, then that's fine.

962
00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:47,759
Speaker 6: So I need to tell you something else about your job.

963
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:49,839
Speaker 10: You ain't mean nothing about my job.

964
00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:50,560
Speaker 9: You have to kill me.

965
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:53,719
Speaker 2: I need to tell you something about your job, dude,

966
00:51:53,719 --> 00:51:54,359
Speaker 2: I'm gonna hang up.

967
00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:57,239
Speaker 6: This phone. Is damn man named Chapman at your job.

968
00:51:57,960 --> 00:51:58,960
Speaker 9: Yes, chap at my job.

969
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:04,839
Speaker 2: Okay, no, no, wait a minute. Chapman is the one

970
00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:07,000
Speaker 2: that got me to call you. This is nephew Tommy

971
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:10,280
Speaker 2: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Baby, you just got pranked.

972
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:23,400
Speaker 14: Man maneling guilty I mean.

973
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:28,839
Speaker 7: With with the gym ministry.

974
00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:31,080
Speaker 10: Yeah, but somebody getting ready to get beat up at the.

975
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:36,719
Speaker 2: Yoh man, I got one more thing to ask you, man,

976
00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:38,880
Speaker 2: what is the baddest And I'm talking about the baddest

977
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:40,320
Speaker 2: radio show in.

978
00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:45,319
Speaker 10: The land, obviously, Harvey Morning Show.

979
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:52,759
Speaker 2: I don't need no praise today, Nephew, Tommy and Friends.

980
00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:58,239
Speaker 2: All right, Laugh out Loud Comedy Show April twenty night, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

981
00:52:58,239 --> 00:53:01,680
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982
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983
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984
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985
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986
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987
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Speaker 6: Thank you so kind. How many shows sponsored by funeral home?

988
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Speaker 2: Yeah, because we be killing them though we'd be killing them.

989
00:53:33,239 --> 00:53:37,960
Speaker 1: Coming up next, Struwberry Letters. My excess new wife needs

990
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,960
Speaker 1: advice is the subject. We'll get into that right after this.

991
00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:47,080
Speaker 1: You're listening Hardy Morning Show. It is time now for

992
00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:51,920
Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice and relationships, work, sex, parenting,

993
00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:56,120
Speaker 1: and more, please submit your strubberry Strawberry Letter to Steve

994
00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:59,799
Speaker 1: HARBFM dot com and click submit Strubberry letter. We could

995
00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:02,520
Speaker 1: be reading your letter live on the air, just like

996
00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:04,719
Speaker 1: we're going to read this one right here today, and

997
00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:07,560
Speaker 1: you never know it could be yours.

998
00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:10,759
Speaker 7: It could be Buckle up and hold on tight. We

999
00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:11,360
Speaker 7: got it for you.

1000
00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:13,400
Speaker 6: Here. It is Strawberry letta.

1001
00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:17,239
Speaker 1: Thank you nephew. Subject my ex's new wife needs advice.

1002
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:21,120
Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm a forty six year old divorced

1003
00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:23,680
Speaker 1: mother of two and I had a great cop parenting

1004
00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:27,239
Speaker 1: relationship with my ex husband. I was friendly with his

1005
00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:30,520
Speaker 1: new wife and my children liked her. But my sixteen

1006
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:33,480
Speaker 1: year old thinks her step mom has low self esteem.

1007
00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:36,760
Speaker 1: It tickled me to my core that a child peaud

1008
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:40,640
Speaker 1: this behavior. My ex husband is very established and he

1009
00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:44,600
Speaker 1: likes things a certain way, down to his sexual experiences

1010
00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:47,640
Speaker 1: that can be intimidating for any woman, but he was

1011
00:54:47,719 --> 00:54:50,800
Speaker 1: my equal, and in fact, by the time we got divorced,

1012
00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:53,160
Speaker 1: I brought home more of the bacon than he did.

1013
00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:55,640
Speaker 1: I found out he cheated on me, and I was

1014
00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:58,720
Speaker 1: fine with leaving because our marriage had run its course.

1015
00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:02,359
Speaker 1: I was ready to go. He married the woman he

1016
00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:06,160
Speaker 1: was cheating with. So she entered the marriage with heavy guilt.

1017
00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:08,799
Speaker 1: She called and we had a face to face meeting

1018
00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:11,399
Speaker 1: and I told her I forgive her and I told

1019
00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:14,960
Speaker 1: her to live her life. That was almost two years ago.

1020
00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:18,440
Speaker 1: The other day I got another call from her and

1021
00:55:18,520 --> 00:55:21,959
Speaker 1: she left a message asking for advice. I called her

1022
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,920
Speaker 1: and we talked for an hour. She said my ex

1023
00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:27,960
Speaker 1: told her that I was the ultimate lover and that

1024
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:30,839
Speaker 1: I did everything around the house just the way he

1025
00:55:31,040 --> 00:55:34,200
Speaker 1: likes it. He suggested that she call me and maybe

1026
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:36,800
Speaker 1: come by my house to see how I keep things

1027
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:40,000
Speaker 1: in order here. I told her that would never happen,

1028
00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:43,240
Speaker 1: and I advised her to stand up to my ex

1029
00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:46,960
Speaker 1: and stop letting him compare her to me. This woman

1030
00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:50,400
Speaker 1: asked me about detailed sexual positions that my ex and

1031
00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:52,879
Speaker 1: I used to do, and I had to remind her

1032
00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:56,080
Speaker 1: that she took him from me by having an affair,

1033
00:55:56,440 --> 00:56:01,120
Speaker 1: so she should do whatever she did back then. She's

1034
00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:04,600
Speaker 1: all upset and told my ex that I'm bitter. He's

1035
00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:07,800
Speaker 1: on board with her bs. I cannot block them because

1036
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:10,799
Speaker 1: of the children. How should I deal with them? Well,

1037
00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:13,560
Speaker 1: first of all, I got to say I love you,

1038
00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:17,240
Speaker 1: I really do. You are one heck of a woman.

1039
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:20,840
Speaker 1: I don't know any woman who would be as nice

1040
00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:23,839
Speaker 1: and accommodating to the other woman, to the woman who

1041
00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:27,760
Speaker 1: stole her husband. It says you're mature, You've got class,

1042
00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:31,200
Speaker 1: You've gotten over the pain that the affair must have caused.

1043
00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:34,600
Speaker 1: It says that you're a grown woman. Even though you

1044
00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:36,680
Speaker 1: said the marriage had run its course and you were

1045
00:56:36,719 --> 00:56:39,920
Speaker 1: ready to go, that was the last straw that ended it.

1046
00:56:40,239 --> 00:56:42,920
Speaker 1: The former side chicken now wife has a lot a

1047
00:56:43,120 --> 00:56:46,360
Speaker 1: lot of nerve calling you. I thought your response to

1048
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:48,600
Speaker 1: her to do what she did back then when she

1049
00:56:48,719 --> 00:56:51,520
Speaker 1: asked you about how to please her husband was brilliant.

1050
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:54,319
Speaker 1: I told you, I really like you. You could have

1051
00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:56,960
Speaker 1: laughed at her, you could have cussed her out all

1052
00:56:57,040 --> 00:57:00,160
Speaker 1: kinds of things, but you kept it really cute. I

1053
00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:03,840
Speaker 1: like that she was stupid to even ask you, and

1054
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:06,759
Speaker 1: really dumb to think that you would tell her she

1055
00:57:06,960 --> 00:57:10,279
Speaker 1: took your husband, and now she wants to know from

1056
00:57:10,400 --> 00:57:13,560
Speaker 1: you how to keep him.

1057
00:57:11,760 --> 00:57:12,080
Speaker 3: M M.

1058
00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:15,879
Speaker 1: I think this has to be a first hunt Steve

1059
00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:22,520
Speaker 1: and Strawberry letter history. Lady, You've dealt with this whole

1060
00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:25,080
Speaker 1: situation like a queen. That's all I can say to you.

1061
00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:28,400
Speaker 1: Enough is enough, though, and how do you deal with this?

1062
00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:30,920
Speaker 1: You ask you have to stop taking her phone calls.

1063
00:57:30,920 --> 00:57:33,600
Speaker 1: You have to tell your husband to stop encouraging her

1064
00:57:33,640 --> 00:57:37,200
Speaker 1: to call you, and only deal with him when it

1065
00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:39,520
Speaker 1: comes to the kids. Don't deal with them when it

1066
00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:42,120
Speaker 1: comes to their marriage. They're treating you like their marriage

1067
00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:46,440
Speaker 1: counselor or something. You got to shut them down right now, Steve, Yeah.

1068
00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:50,760
Speaker 6: Great answer, Shelley. In the words ab out Forever, first

1069
00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:57,880
Speaker 6: Lady Michelle Obama, when they go low, we go high.

1070
00:57:58,440 --> 00:58:02,600
Speaker 6: I've always admired that about First Leddy Obama. I really did.

1071
00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:08,040
Speaker 6: I don't really live my life like that all the time.

1072
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:13,320
Speaker 6: I do sometimes, but in this case, right here, you've

1073
00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:15,760
Speaker 6: already taken the high road. I think it's time to

1074
00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:18,120
Speaker 6: dip right on down there on that road she hung.

1075
00:58:18,880 --> 00:58:22,080
Speaker 6: So here go my answer to the letter your divorced

1076
00:58:22,080 --> 00:58:24,680
Speaker 6: mother too, forty six year old. You had a great

1077
00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:28,200
Speaker 6: coparative relationship with your ex, and you was friendly with

1078
00:58:28,240 --> 00:58:30,200
Speaker 6: his new wife, and your children liked her. But then

1079
00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:33,120
Speaker 6: your sixty year old found out and made the announcement

1080
00:58:33,160 --> 00:58:36,240
Speaker 6: that you think the step mama got low self esteem

1081
00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:39,360
Speaker 6: kind of tickle you to the court that a child

1082
00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:43,240
Speaker 6: had peaked this behavior. Now, your ex husband is a

1083
00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:46,840
Speaker 6: really established man, right, and he likes things a certain

1084
00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:51,280
Speaker 6: way down to his sexual experiences. And then you said

1085
00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:53,840
Speaker 6: that can be intimidating for any woman. So I don't

1086
00:58:53,840 --> 00:59:00,840
Speaker 6: know what homeboy required that made this potentially intimidating. But

1087
00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:02,919
Speaker 6: then you said he met his match when he came

1088
00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:07,080
Speaker 6: to you. So what you wanna do, Let's go lift

1089
00:59:07,120 --> 00:59:11,800
Speaker 6: your leg up. You lift your leg up, being back here,

1090
00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:14,680
Speaker 6: you being back here. So now y'all was just in

1091
00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:19,680
Speaker 6: there doing the aerobic gymnastic love it with a little

1092
00:59:19,680 --> 00:59:23,760
Speaker 6: bit of jiu jitsu wrestling in it and Roman Greco.

1093
00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:27,560
Speaker 6: So now y'all was in there doing the damn most

1094
00:59:27,680 --> 00:59:32,120
Speaker 6: just in there UFC cage fighting, and I was. And

1095
00:59:32,160 --> 00:59:35,240
Speaker 6: then you ended up by the end of the divorce.

1096
00:59:35,520 --> 00:59:37,320
Speaker 6: By that time, y'all got rid of get you was

1097
00:59:37,320 --> 00:59:40,240
Speaker 6: bringing home more bacon than he did. Then you found

1098
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:42,000
Speaker 6: out he cheated on you, and you was fine with

1099
00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:44,040
Speaker 6: leaving because your marriage had run its course and you

1100
00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:49,280
Speaker 6: was ready to go. But he married the woman that

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00:59:49,400 --> 00:59:53,160
Speaker 6: he was cheating with. Then you say, so she entered

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Speaker 6: the marriage with heavy guilt. She called you one day

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00:59:57,400 --> 00:59:59,800
Speaker 6: y'all had a face to face meeting. You told her

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Speaker 6: you forgive her and I told her to live her life.

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01:00:04,360 --> 01:00:06,520
Speaker 6: She actually did you a favor at the time because

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01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:09,120
Speaker 6: he had run his course and he was a cheater. He'

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01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:11,240
Speaker 6: the likes thing done. All this sudden when he had

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01:00:11,280 --> 01:00:14,160
Speaker 6: everything in you, but he wanted something else. But then

1109
01:00:14,200 --> 01:00:16,160
Speaker 6: you got enough call from him. She left a message.

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01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:19,240
Speaker 6: She was asking for some advice. Now this is curious letting.

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01:00:19,760 --> 01:00:22,040
Speaker 6: So after we come back, I will tell you what

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Speaker 6: advice she wanted, what I think you should have done.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, hang on, we'll have part two of Steve's response

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Speaker 1: to today's Strawberry letter. My ex's new wife needs advice, and

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Speaker 1: we'll get into that at twenty three minutes after the

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Speaker 1: hour right after this. You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's strawberry letter.

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Speaker 1: My ex's new wife needs advice.

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Speaker 6: This lady had a marriage. Her ex husband was rather

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Speaker 6: demanding order in the house, sexual experiences, and she was

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01:00:56,200 --> 01:00:58,600
Speaker 6: tired of him anyway, so the marriage had run his course.

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01:00:58,640 --> 01:01:01,240
Speaker 6: He found she found out she cheated on him, so

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01:01:01,280 --> 01:01:03,360
Speaker 6: she was ready for the marriage in anyway. She was

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Speaker 6: ready to go. But the woman the woman he was

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01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:10,720
Speaker 6: cheating with. He ended up marrying her. Now they have

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Speaker 6: a relationship. Because the woman felt guilty called at one

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01:01:14,160 --> 01:01:18,720
Speaker 6: time to apologize, I guess or something like that, and

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Speaker 6: then she said, you forget. She forgave the lady and

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Speaker 6: totally gonna live your life now. Recently she got a

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01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:28,880
Speaker 6: call and left a message asking for some advice. The

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01:01:29,280 --> 01:01:33,680
Speaker 6: new wife. I called her and we talked for an hour.

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Speaker 6: She said, my ex husband told her that I was

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01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:39,560
Speaker 6: an ultimate lover and I did everything around the house

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01:01:39,680 --> 01:01:41,920
Speaker 6: just the way he liked it, and what you should

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01:01:41,920 --> 01:01:47,200
Speaker 6: have did. At that point said yes, I was, I did,

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Speaker 6: And what damn business is it of yours?

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Speaker 3: Now?

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01:01:50,680 --> 01:01:52,560
Speaker 6: I know he told you that, But what do you want?

1139
01:01:54,080 --> 01:01:56,800
Speaker 6: He suggested that she called me and maybe come by

1140
01:01:56,840 --> 01:01:59,120
Speaker 6: my house and see how I keep things in order here?

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Speaker 10: What crazy?

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01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:08,720
Speaker 6: I would have said it? Come on, but that's all

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01:02:08,760 --> 01:02:11,880
Speaker 6: I would have said to work. Come on now, if

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01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:14,000
Speaker 6: you can't tell in the tone of my voice that

1145
01:02:14,080 --> 01:02:18,120
Speaker 6: this probably ain't gonna be a safe visit, you probably

1146
01:02:18,120 --> 01:02:20,400
Speaker 6: don't want to without a shit. And she told he

1147
01:02:20,600 --> 01:02:22,880
Speaker 6: told me to come over your house see how things

1148
01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:28,400
Speaker 6: you know? Come on, come on, come on, that's all

1149
01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:31,480
Speaker 6: I'm gonna keep saying, just come on, And then if

1150
01:02:31,520 --> 01:02:34,040
Speaker 6: she still act like she coming, then I'm gonna have

1151
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Speaker 6: to add something. Bring your ass over here, because see,

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Speaker 6: I don't know where all this goodness coming from. You lady,

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Speaker 6: Like Shirley said, she loved you because you a special lady,

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01:02:45,880 --> 01:02:49,000
Speaker 6: but I wouldn't do it. So but she said she

1155
01:02:49,040 --> 01:02:50,760
Speaker 6: wanted to come over and see how things come. And

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01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:54,240
Speaker 6: then you told her that that'll never happen. You're not

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01:02:54,280 --> 01:02:56,000
Speaker 6: coming over here to see how I do nothing in

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01:02:56,040 --> 01:02:58,480
Speaker 6: my house. And then she told her, you ought to

1159
01:02:58,520 --> 01:03:01,600
Speaker 6: stand up to your ex and stop letting him compare

1160
01:03:01,640 --> 01:03:05,560
Speaker 6: you to me. This woman asked me about detailed sexual

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Speaker 6: position that my husband and I used to do, and

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Speaker 6: I had to remind her she took him from me

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Speaker 6: by having an affair. So maybe y'all just do what

1164
01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:15,760
Speaker 6: you did back then. You know, whatever you did, all

1165
01:03:15,840 --> 01:03:17,440
Speaker 6: the tricks you was doing back then, you need to

1166
01:03:17,440 --> 01:03:20,360
Speaker 6: bring him back up. You need to come over these

1167
01:03:20,400 --> 01:03:22,800
Speaker 6: new tricks. But what i'd have did was i'd have

1168
01:03:22,920 --> 01:03:28,200
Speaker 6: told her what he liked. Since she need advice, i'da

1169
01:03:28,280 --> 01:03:32,320
Speaker 6: gave her information, like when he's looking in the refrigerator.

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01:03:32,360 --> 01:03:34,960
Speaker 6: He loves it when you bust him upside the back

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01:03:34,960 --> 01:03:38,240
Speaker 6: of his head with a broom, he loved it. Then

1172
01:03:38,320 --> 01:03:41,200
Speaker 6: turned it around and kiss him real hard. Girl. She

1173
01:03:41,400 --> 01:03:45,000
Speaker 6: sure about that girl that used to drive him crazy.

1174
01:03:45,800 --> 01:03:48,360
Speaker 6: The next time you see him in that refrigerator, you

1175
01:03:48,400 --> 01:03:50,680
Speaker 6: bust him outside his head with a broom and then

1176
01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:53,919
Speaker 6: snatch him around real quick and start kissing him. And girl,

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Speaker 6: and watch what happened. Are you sure? Girl, didn't he

1178
01:03:58,040 --> 01:04:01,680
Speaker 6: tell you to call me? I have her doing all

1179
01:04:01,760 --> 01:04:04,280
Speaker 6: kinds of stuff. Girl, you know what he really loves.

1180
01:04:05,720 --> 01:04:08,200
Speaker 6: He really loved like if he laying in the bed

1181
01:04:08,720 --> 01:04:11,000
Speaker 6: for you to take a lit bit of light of fluid,

1182
01:04:11,120 --> 01:04:13,320
Speaker 6: just a little bit, just on the corner of the mattress,

1183
01:04:13,520 --> 01:04:15,479
Speaker 6: and just set the corner of the mattress on fire

1184
01:04:15,600 --> 01:04:18,439
Speaker 6: just a little bit. Did put it out right quick? Girl?

1185
01:04:18,440 --> 01:04:22,760
Speaker 6: That makes him so hot? Ooh, I'm gonna have her

1186
01:04:22,800 --> 01:04:26,040
Speaker 6: in here to just do it. All kinds of house

1187
01:04:26,040 --> 01:04:30,600
Speaker 6: ain't gonna be worth him them. So now you told

1188
01:04:30,680 --> 01:04:33,080
Speaker 6: her you know you A'm just gonna do what you do.

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01:04:33,160 --> 01:04:36,520
Speaker 6: When you took him from it, she all upset and

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01:04:36,600 --> 01:04:39,960
Speaker 6: told your ex, I'm bitter. Now he's on board with

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01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:43,640
Speaker 6: her bs. I cannot block them because of the children.

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01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:46,120
Speaker 6: How should I deal with them? You don't have to

1193
01:04:46,160 --> 01:04:51,760
Speaker 6: deal with them. You ain't gotta take her calls you free.

1194
01:04:51,840 --> 01:04:54,360
Speaker 6: Now you ain't got to listen to nothing he's say.

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01:04:54,920 --> 01:04:59,240
Speaker 6: We talking about these kids. I don't give a damn

1196
01:04:59,280 --> 01:05:03,520
Speaker 6: what you and that hell for due because you gonna

1197
01:05:03,600 --> 01:05:06,040
Speaker 6: end up cheating on her, just like you did me.

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01:05:08,160 --> 01:05:10,760
Speaker 6: Because if you think I was everything, and you telling

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01:05:10,800 --> 01:05:13,200
Speaker 6: her she ain't everything, then your next move is to

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01:05:13,240 --> 01:05:16,000
Speaker 6: go try to find your else, try and find yourself

1201
01:05:16,040 --> 01:05:19,240
Speaker 6: something else. So I already know what's gonna happen right here.

1202
01:05:19,520 --> 01:05:22,880
Speaker 6: I ain't in your business. You didn't want me, and

1203
01:05:23,040 --> 01:05:26,400
Speaker 6: now you don't want her. You gonna run out of

1204
01:05:26,440 --> 01:05:28,720
Speaker 6: women in a minute, homie, because you ain't all that.

1205
01:05:30,320 --> 01:05:32,440
Speaker 6: So I would just I wouldn't worry about nothing. You

1206
01:05:32,480 --> 01:05:36,360
Speaker 6: ain't gotta deal with none of this. What you care about?

1207
01:05:36,400 --> 01:05:40,640
Speaker 6: How she feel about you? She got what you didn't want,

1208
01:05:40,720 --> 01:05:43,680
Speaker 6: no way, So now let her live over there with

1209
01:05:43,720 --> 01:05:46,960
Speaker 6: her miserable ass life trying to be you, and let

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01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:50,680
Speaker 6: him regret letting you go to get her, because that's

1211
01:05:50,720 --> 01:05:54,120
Speaker 6: what's really doesn't happen, homeboy, want her to be like

1212
01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:58,200
Speaker 6: you because he realized now he was a better choice.

1213
01:05:58,960 --> 01:06:01,959
Speaker 6: But so now see what we're gonna do. Leave both

1214
01:06:01,960 --> 01:06:03,560
Speaker 6: of them over there in their misery. You ain't got

1215
01:06:03,560 --> 01:06:06,479
Speaker 6: to discuss nothing but them kids. Excuse me, excuse me. Uh,

1216
01:06:06,560 --> 01:06:10,120
Speaker 6: let me talk to the babies. Excuse me, excuse me.

1217
01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:14,800
Speaker 6: They not coming over there this weekend. Excuse me. The

1218
01:06:14,880 --> 01:06:18,320
Speaker 6: kids need some shoes. That's all you got to do, right,

1219
01:06:18,800 --> 01:06:21,840
Speaker 6: That's all you got to do. You got custody of

1220
01:06:21,920 --> 01:06:24,400
Speaker 6: the kids. I don't want you to use them as pawns.

1221
01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:27,479
Speaker 6: That's not what I'm saying. But just deal with the kids.

1222
01:06:27,520 --> 01:06:29,160
Speaker 6: You ain't got to hear none of this foolish How

1223
01:06:29,160 --> 01:06:30,760
Speaker 6: do you have them? You ain't got to block them.

1224
01:06:31,280 --> 01:06:33,800
Speaker 6: He on board that bs. Remind him of what he

1225
01:06:33,840 --> 01:06:36,880
Speaker 6: did see me and don't like to be reminded. Just

1226
01:06:36,920 --> 01:06:38,360
Speaker 6: remind you home.

1227
01:06:38,360 --> 01:06:39,480
Speaker 7: Excuse me, excuse me.

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01:06:39,840 --> 01:06:41,480
Speaker 6: You be on board with that health all you want,

1229
01:06:41,520 --> 01:06:43,400
Speaker 6: that's the one you picked, you slept with in your

1230
01:06:43,480 --> 01:06:47,280
Speaker 6: mad Now live with us. Don't ask me nothing else

1231
01:06:47,320 --> 01:06:48,640
Speaker 6: about this dusty health.

1232
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Speaker 1: Leave us your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter on Instagram

1233
01:06:52,680 --> 01:06:54,959
Speaker 1: at Steve Harvey FM, and check out the Strawberry Letter

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Speaker 1: podcast on demand.

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Speaker 7: Now.

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Speaker 1: Coming up next it is Junior and Sports Talk. Right

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Speaker 1: after you're listening morning show. It is time now for

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01:07:05,320 --> 01:07:08,040
Speaker 1: Junior and Sports Talk, which you got junior.

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01:07:08,200 --> 01:07:11,439
Speaker 8: NBA playoff basketball boys getting heated around here. Now, man,

1240
01:07:11,440 --> 01:07:14,560
Speaker 8: did you see his UNC Dylan Brooks trash talking Lebron.

1241
01:07:14,320 --> 01:07:15,600
Speaker 7: James after the Wind the other day?

1242
01:07:15,920 --> 01:07:19,200
Speaker 8: I just saw it on sports So, oh my gosh, boy,

1243
01:07:19,280 --> 01:07:23,560
Speaker 8: this man says, I poke Bess. I don't respect him

1244
01:07:23,680 --> 01:07:27,320
Speaker 8: until they drop forty talk about Lebron James said he's old,

1245
01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:30,560
Speaker 8: said he's old. Now you know a little bit by

1246
01:07:30,600 --> 01:07:33,520
Speaker 8: trash talking? Was this pretty high level trash talking here?

1247
01:07:33,560 --> 01:07:36,840
Speaker 8: This is poking bass and I don't respect him.

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01:07:36,920 --> 01:07:42,560
Speaker 6: Well, you know, this young boy will never ever accomplish

1249
01:07:42,640 --> 01:07:47,720
Speaker 6: what Lebron has a calls. Okay. Secondly, this young boy

1250
01:07:47,720 --> 01:07:52,959
Speaker 6: out of Memphis can't even play basketball like Lebron right now,

1251
01:07:55,880 --> 01:07:59,760
Speaker 6: and then in the same league, you ask anybody on

1252
01:08:00,160 --> 01:08:04,760
Speaker 6: earth would you rather have Dylan Brooks or Lebron James

1253
01:08:04,800 --> 01:08:07,120
Speaker 6: and watch what happened? Yeah?

1254
01:08:07,240 --> 01:08:09,439
Speaker 7: Yeah, So we got to just take a pole.

1255
01:08:10,560 --> 01:08:13,680
Speaker 6: I don't even know these some of these young guys. Man,

1256
01:08:13,760 --> 01:08:17,479
Speaker 6: they're so arrogant. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, it was. It was.

1257
01:08:17,560 --> 01:08:19,280
Speaker 6: It was with the Bees, you know, trying to have

1258
01:08:19,400 --> 01:08:21,679
Speaker 6: a serious but that's you know, Lebron, I don't think.

1259
01:08:21,760 --> 01:08:25,320
Speaker 6: And to see the last time I heard somebody, they

1260
01:08:25,360 --> 01:08:29,280
Speaker 6: talked about kareem up dude, Jabbar one day when he

1261
01:08:29,360 --> 01:08:32,960
Speaker 6: was playing the Celtics and he wasn't getting back on den.

1262
01:08:33,080 --> 01:08:35,519
Speaker 6: He looked a little tired that game and said, I

1263
01:08:35,600 --> 01:08:38,320
Speaker 6: just think he's old. He just doesn't have it anymore.

1264
01:08:38,800 --> 01:08:41,880
Speaker 6: They talked about him like a dog. Then the next game,

1265
01:08:42,760 --> 01:08:46,320
Speaker 6: kareem up dude the bar? Whoa they ad?

1266
01:08:49,160 --> 01:08:51,439
Speaker 8: You know, but you know Lebron ain't saying this. Lebron

1267
01:08:51,479 --> 01:08:54,120
Speaker 8: handled like you known. Man, he ain't knowing all that.

1268
01:08:54,160 --> 01:08:54,320
Speaker 6: Man.

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01:08:54,320 --> 01:08:55,639
Speaker 7: But let's get to it up tonight.

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01:08:55,680 --> 01:08:55,840
Speaker 3: Man.

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01:08:55,880 --> 01:08:58,720
Speaker 7: Here it is man. Calvin lives in the Knicks.

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01:08:59,400 --> 01:08:59,680
Speaker 3: You know.

1273
01:09:00,320 --> 01:09:05,320
Speaker 6: I sent Steven A. Smith for texts the Calms, who

1274
01:09:05,880 --> 01:09:09,839
Speaker 6: they asked, Yeah, one game does not make a series.

1275
01:09:09,960 --> 01:09:11,960
Speaker 6: They will fall Friday night.

1276
01:09:12,240 --> 01:09:17,840
Speaker 2: Well whatever, yeah, yeah, yeah, you better hope they do.

1277
01:09:21,360 --> 01:09:22,519
Speaker 7: This is how you trash talk.

1278
01:09:23,200 --> 01:09:26,840
Speaker 6: Boy. Don't let me get up you Finn to find

1279
01:09:26,880 --> 01:09:31,880
Speaker 6: out something little missus. Stephen Smith. Yeah, oh man, I'm

1280
01:09:31,920 --> 01:09:33,080
Speaker 6: finna be in your back.

1281
01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:38,519
Speaker 8: We got Celtic's hosts Hawks game to night, Boston leads

1282
01:09:38,520 --> 01:09:39,320
Speaker 8: the series two zero.

1283
01:09:39,400 --> 01:09:40,519
Speaker 7: I think that's bet three zero.

1284
01:09:41,040 --> 01:09:43,559
Speaker 8: Then we got the Nuggets and the Timberwolves, the Nuggets

1285
01:09:43,640 --> 01:09:44,960
Speaker 8: leading that series to nothing.

1286
01:09:45,320 --> 01:09:46,479
Speaker 7: On Saturday, you got.

1287
01:09:46,320 --> 01:09:49,880
Speaker 8: The seventy six and nets, the Nuggets leading the Timberwolves,

1288
01:09:50,400 --> 01:09:51,479
Speaker 8: leaving the timber Wolves two zero.

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01:09:51,640 --> 01:09:53,959
Speaker 6: I'm sorry, I try to add.

1290
01:09:53,760 --> 01:09:57,080
Speaker 1: Concerns about this series.

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01:09:57,160 --> 01:10:02,160
Speaker 8: Yeah, seventy and nets of Saturday sun slippers busy, and

1292
01:10:02,200 --> 01:10:03,160
Speaker 8: you got the greasy the.

1293
01:10:03,240 --> 01:10:05,559
Speaker 6: Lakers on Saturday. So they books tied it up too,

1294
01:10:05,720 --> 01:10:06,360
Speaker 6: Yeah they did.

1295
01:10:06,439 --> 01:10:07,879
Speaker 7: Man, So here we go out.

1296
01:10:07,720 --> 01:10:11,120
Speaker 6: Without without without the Greek, without the Greek Free.

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Speaker 1: All right, Junior, thank you. Coming up at the top

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Speaker 1: of the hour, Steve's had a busy week in LA.

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Speaker 1: We're going to talk about it, find out what he's

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01:10:19,680 --> 01:10:27,080
Speaker 1: been up to. Right after this, you're listening Hardy Morning Show. So, Steve,

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Speaker 1: you've been in Los Angeles all week. You've been filming

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01:10:30,080 --> 01:10:34,600
Speaker 1: Celebrity Family Feud. You also did Club Shay Sheha, the

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01:10:34,720 --> 01:10:38,400
Speaker 1: podcast with Shannon Sharp, and yesterday you were a guest

1304
01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:41,920
Speaker 1: speaker at Martin Lawrence's ceremony when he received the Hollywood

1305
01:10:41,960 --> 01:10:46,479
Speaker 1: Star on the Walk of Saint Yeah, you've been busy,

1306
01:10:46,560 --> 01:10:51,360
Speaker 1: Cedric the Entertainer to Sheena Arnold, Lynn Whitfield were all there,

1307
01:10:51,360 --> 01:10:53,679
Speaker 1: A bunch of celebrities were there. You've had a busy,

1308
01:10:53,720 --> 01:10:57,360
Speaker 1: busy week. Tell us first about Club Shay Shay. How'd

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Speaker 1: that go?

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Speaker 6: My favorite podcast I've never done. I don't do it,

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Speaker 6: but just to sit down with him. And I told him,

1312
01:11:06,120 --> 01:11:07,960
Speaker 6: I said, man, you know what I love about you.

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01:11:08,600 --> 01:11:12,160
Speaker 6: I've never disagreed with anything you ever said in forms

1314
01:11:12,200 --> 01:11:15,439
Speaker 6: of a commentary. I just agree with everything he say

1315
01:11:15,560 --> 01:11:18,200
Speaker 6: and the way he said. And I told him, you,

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01:11:18,520 --> 01:11:20,799
Speaker 6: I just love listening to you because it's like listening

1317
01:11:20,840 --> 01:11:24,240
Speaker 6: to myself. I like country ask people that they do

1318
01:11:24,439 --> 01:11:27,760
Speaker 6: mess around and gave a microphone to I told him

1319
01:11:27,760 --> 01:11:32,840
Speaker 6: we should all do a podcast together, me, me, Shannon Sharp,

1320
01:11:33,000 --> 01:11:40,760
Speaker 6: and Kendrick Perkins and call the podcast what they say.

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01:11:42,560 --> 01:11:43,800
Speaker 7: Genius.

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01:11:48,360 --> 01:11:51,080
Speaker 6: That would be just full of old sayings and.

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Speaker 3: PI.

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01:11:54,200 --> 01:11:56,040
Speaker 6: Yeah.

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01:11:57,720 --> 01:11:58,519
Speaker 7: So what did Shannon?

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01:11:58,600 --> 01:11:58,880
Speaker 1: Ah?

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01:11:58,960 --> 01:12:02,720
Speaker 6: Yeah? I mean everything, man, everything. It was a very

1328
01:12:02,800 --> 01:12:06,519
Speaker 6: thorough interview. Man. He did a lot of stuff, uh,

1329
01:12:06,560 --> 01:12:09,160
Speaker 6: you know that nobody asked for and stuff like that.

1330
01:12:09,280 --> 01:12:10,920
Speaker 6: It's just good y'all. Have to see it. Just go

1331
01:12:11,160 --> 01:12:26,280
Speaker 6: look at his podcast What's call Yeah shop, hold on there?

1332
01:12:26,400 --> 01:12:27,360
Speaker 1: And you didn't even know?

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01:12:27,520 --> 01:12:34,600
Speaker 8: Yeah, no, I thought it was well, we'll check it

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01:12:34,640 --> 01:12:35,320
Speaker 8: out for sure.

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01:12:35,760 --> 01:12:39,479
Speaker 1: Yeah sounds good, it sounds fun. And then of course

1336
01:12:39,560 --> 01:12:44,000
Speaker 1: Martin Lawrence gets his star finally on the Hollywood Walk

1337
01:12:44,040 --> 01:12:51,320
Speaker 1: of Fame. That was reserving, so deserved. Yeah, seriously, fat Tommy.

1338
01:12:51,640 --> 01:12:54,160
Speaker 6: Yeah, well, I mean you know, it's like, wow, this

1339
01:12:54,320 --> 01:12:57,639
Speaker 6: dude is a legend, many a legend.

1340
01:12:57,680 --> 01:12:57,920
Speaker 2: Man.

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01:12:58,080 --> 01:13:03,080
Speaker 6: It was great, good seeing my boy said always said

1342
01:13:03,160 --> 01:13:06,280
Speaker 6: no at the reception talking trash.

1343
01:13:06,800 --> 01:13:11,760
Speaker 12: Y'all two together yeah, laughing, you know, man, just a

1344
01:13:11,840 --> 01:13:14,719
Speaker 12: great great uh all together?

1345
01:13:14,760 --> 01:13:17,800
Speaker 6: Man? What an honor for Martin too, because he deserves it. Now.

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01:13:19,280 --> 01:13:23,800
Speaker 1: You know, I'm huge, I'm a huge Martin Lawrence.

1347
01:13:24,320 --> 01:13:24,679
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1348
01:13:24,680 --> 01:13:26,879
Speaker 7: Well, you couldn't have told me he didn't have a started.

1349
01:13:27,400 --> 01:13:29,920
Speaker 6: I never never knew that. I that.

1350
01:13:32,760 --> 01:13:39,479
Speaker 12: You're said, Steve, how did you get how did you

1351
01:13:39,520 --> 01:13:40,760
Speaker 12: get it picked for that?

1352
01:13:40,920 --> 01:13:42,559
Speaker 1: To speak at.

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Speaker 6: The I was in Abu Dhabi at this guy's house

1354
01:13:46,160 --> 01:13:48,640
Speaker 6: and Martin was invited to it. Martin said, man, as

1355
01:13:48,640 --> 01:13:50,479
Speaker 6: soon as he walked in, he said, man, I'm glad

1356
01:13:50,520 --> 01:13:52,519
Speaker 6: you're here. Can I holler at you for a minute

1357
01:13:53,400 --> 01:13:55,639
Speaker 6: and pulled me to the side. He said, hey, man,

1358
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Speaker 6: I'm getting the star in April. Man, I want you

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01:13:57,920 --> 01:14:01,120
Speaker 6: to present it to me. I said, for sure. And

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Speaker 6: it just so happens, man, that I was I was

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Speaker 6: out in LA to shoot family few celebrity family feud,

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Speaker 6: and it just so happened that the day I could

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Speaker 6: do it was the day he was getting It was

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Speaker 6: one of my off days during the week, which was

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01:14:20,320 --> 01:14:24,200
Speaker 6: you know, yesterday. So it worked out great, man, just

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Speaker 6: worked out just perfect time.

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Speaker 1: Congratulations.

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Speaker 6: My only regret is I didn't I wasn't there for says.

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01:14:32,080 --> 01:14:34,400
Speaker 6: That was my only regret, man, because I was out

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01:14:34,400 --> 01:14:37,040
Speaker 6: of the country. Who said it got his And that's

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01:14:37,120 --> 01:14:39,639
Speaker 6: my only regret that I wasn't there for, SAIDs That's

1372
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Speaker 6: the only one I've ever I've only been there three times.

1373
01:14:44,960 --> 01:14:50,160
Speaker 1: So quickly Steve celebrities on Family few this year this season.

1374
01:14:50,680 --> 01:14:52,800
Speaker 6: Just tune in for Stephen A. Smith when he don't

1375
01:14:52,800 --> 01:14:53,920
Speaker 6: get a damn answer.

1376
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Speaker 1: That's all talking, right, try talk. Coming up at twenty

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Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, we'll have more of the Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: your spring with one thousand dollars. Yes, I know. We'll

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Speaker 1: have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up

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Speaker 1: at thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll play a

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Speaker 1: round I would you rather right after this? You're listening

1408
01:17:08,280 --> 01:17:11,200
Speaker 1: morning show and it's time now for a round of

1409
01:17:11,280 --> 01:17:15,360
Speaker 1: would you rather? Would you rather never get a pedicure again?

1410
01:17:16,280 --> 01:17:19,400
Speaker 1: Or would you rather never eat ice cream again?

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01:17:20,080 --> 01:17:20,240
Speaker 4: Oh?

1412
01:17:20,360 --> 01:17:28,000
Speaker 8: The cut on my big tok on beat deep.

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01:17:26,439 --> 01:17:32,160
Speaker 6: Give up the bluebear. I gotta let that ice cream go?

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01:17:32,880 --> 01:17:34,160
Speaker 7: Yeah, especially.

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01:17:35,680 --> 01:17:40,920
Speaker 6: Never get cut again? What boy boy talking about? Bluebear off?

1416
01:17:41,479 --> 01:17:43,720
Speaker 6: I'm talking about being able to stick these feet down

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01:17:43,760 --> 01:17:47,960
Speaker 6: in these shoes some long hell you tornails can get

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01:17:48,160 --> 01:17:50,120
Speaker 6: I got a white I ain't any hell.

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01:17:51,280 --> 01:17:54,840
Speaker 1: They got wife love blue bed?

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01:17:55,600 --> 01:17:55,960
Speaker 6: All right?

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01:17:56,000 --> 01:17:59,880
Speaker 1: Would you rather fall asleep in a business meeting? Steve?

1422
01:18:00,040 --> 01:18:05,160
Speaker 1: You've done that? Would you rather laugh out loud at church?

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01:18:05,920 --> 01:18:07,920
Speaker 6: I don't laugh at a lot of church. I laugh

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01:18:07,960 --> 01:18:12,439
Speaker 6: at church. I've domb both of them laughing out lot

1425
01:18:12,479 --> 01:18:14,519
Speaker 6: of church though, Oh it ain't no right time laugh

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01:18:14,600 --> 01:18:20,759
Speaker 6: a lot at church? Funny and stuff I've ever seen

1427
01:18:20,840 --> 01:18:24,960
Speaker 6: been in church. You can't hold it.

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01:18:25,080 --> 01:18:26,599
Speaker 7: You cannot hold it.

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01:18:27,360 --> 01:18:29,479
Speaker 6: I the felt that you being the meeting man I'm

1430
01:18:29,479 --> 01:18:34,960
Speaker 6: talking about man, whatever fellasleep, I don't care. Whatever your

1431
01:18:35,040 --> 01:18:40,439
Speaker 6: ass is boring, it has nothing to do with me

1432
01:18:40,560 --> 01:18:44,400
Speaker 6: being tied. I've been tied and made it through a

1433
01:18:44,400 --> 01:18:46,280
Speaker 6: lot of meetings depending on what you're talking about. But

1434
01:18:46,320 --> 01:18:48,679
Speaker 6: if your ass is boring, I'm out of here.

1435
01:18:50,439 --> 01:18:52,520
Speaker 1: Or if they dim the lights.

1436
01:18:53,160 --> 01:18:56,280
Speaker 6: Or if they dim the light and show a graph,

1437
01:18:56,560 --> 01:19:00,320
Speaker 6: I'm gone. If you cut them lights back up, somebody

1438
01:19:00,400 --> 01:19:06,320
Speaker 6: gonna need to nudge me. No way in hell. I

1439
01:19:06,320 --> 01:19:10,120
Speaker 6: can look at a graund them little mountain peaks and

1440
01:19:10,280 --> 01:19:14,320
Speaker 6: valleys and with them numbers on it. Why do I care?

1441
01:19:14,360 --> 01:19:16,560
Speaker 6: I don't know what y'all doing. If y'all could have

1442
01:19:16,640 --> 01:19:19,559
Speaker 6: drew this anywhere, y'all just don't mean nothing to me.

1443
01:19:20,880 --> 01:19:22,800
Speaker 6: That's how you should make my mountains when I had

1444
01:19:22,800 --> 01:19:24,040
Speaker 6: answer sketch.

1445
01:19:25,680 --> 01:19:29,760
Speaker 1: All right, Moving on to would you rather let your

1446
01:19:29,800 --> 01:19:33,800
Speaker 1: wife keep your phone for one day? Or would you

1447
01:19:33,880 --> 01:19:36,120
Speaker 1: rather call an X just to say hello?

1448
01:19:36,600 --> 01:19:36,920
Speaker 9: Hello?

1449
01:19:37,560 --> 01:19:39,720
Speaker 6: She can keep my phone call I can call his X.

1450
01:19:40,080 --> 01:19:41,439
Speaker 6: No hell, I'm calling it.

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01:19:42,760 --> 01:19:43,640
Speaker 7: She can't get in it.

1452
01:19:43,720 --> 01:19:46,760
Speaker 6: I'm calling it. I'm calling it.

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01:19:48,000 --> 01:19:50,200
Speaker 1: You can't let your wife keep your phone for a day,

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01:19:50,600 --> 01:19:51,240
Speaker 1: keep my phone?

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01:19:51,280 --> 01:19:52,200
Speaker 7: What does she need it?

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01:19:52,320 --> 01:19:55,000
Speaker 6: Fuck? What is that fun? Why do y'all write these

1457
01:19:55,000 --> 01:19:56,519
Speaker 6: ignorant as questions? What?

1458
01:19:56,520 --> 01:20:02,720
Speaker 1: Why? What you got in you? Why are you mad?

1459
01:20:03,240 --> 01:20:03,879
Speaker 1: My cloud?

1460
01:20:04,040 --> 01:20:07,559
Speaker 6: My cloud is cloudy, my cloud. I don't have my

1461
01:20:07,600 --> 01:20:09,880
Speaker 6: stuff in the cloud. I got my stuff in the earth.

1462
01:20:12,360 --> 01:20:15,680
Speaker 2: All right, coming, we're coming up.

1463
01:20:15,760 --> 01:20:20,880
Speaker 1: Please after well, we'll close out the show with some

1464
01:20:20,920 --> 01:20:23,280
Speaker 1: closing remarks. And it's our last break of the day.

1465
01:20:23,360 --> 01:20:27,320
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening Morning show.

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01:20:27,960 --> 01:20:28,120
Speaker 6: Here.

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01:20:28,160 --> 01:20:31,000
Speaker 1: We are, guys, our last break of the day. Before

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01:20:31,040 --> 01:20:33,760
Speaker 1: we get out of here, we had to say thank

1469
01:20:33,840 --> 01:20:36,479
Speaker 1: you to our good friend and family member Jay Anthony Brown,

1470
01:20:36,479 --> 01:20:41,120
Speaker 1: who stopped by to tell us about his show, Assistant

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01:20:41,160 --> 01:20:47,439
Speaker 1: Living Assistant living right, not what Roscoe called it earlier.

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01:20:49,040 --> 01:20:54,160
Speaker 1: We love j Yes, we love Jay. We missed him too, yep,

1473
01:20:55,520 --> 01:20:58,680
Speaker 1: So thank you for for stopping by. Jay, Come back anytime.

1474
01:20:59,280 --> 01:21:05,480
Speaker 1: Tommy Night is part two of the Reunion show in Miami.

1475
01:21:05,880 --> 01:21:08,760
Speaker 6: Who somebody, you better tell somebody?

1476
01:21:09,800 --> 01:21:15,280
Speaker 12: Maybe I got to see what Moran half good?

1477
01:21:14,240 --> 01:21:14,479
Speaker 3: First?

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01:21:15,800 --> 01:21:18,000
Speaker 1: Oh man, Tommy.

1479
01:21:17,760 --> 01:21:20,120
Speaker 6: I saw the clip where the dude left the little

1480
01:21:20,200 --> 01:21:24,000
Speaker 6: light skin chicken went over there. That was another girl.

1481
01:21:24,600 --> 01:21:28,759
Speaker 6: That was Atlanta. That was the second season, Atlanta behind

1482
01:21:29,520 --> 01:21:31,040
Speaker 6: look at him, look at him trying.

1483
01:21:30,880 --> 01:21:31,439
Speaker 7: To catch up.

1484
01:21:32,520 --> 01:21:35,559
Speaker 1: But it's so good though, any season you watch it, Yeah,

1485
01:21:35,680 --> 01:21:37,320
Speaker 1: you're right, any season.

1486
01:21:37,400 --> 01:21:38,960
Speaker 7: Yeah you're talking about Oh I don't care.

1487
01:21:39,720 --> 01:21:42,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, that's the one I saw him. Yeah.

1488
01:21:44,800 --> 01:21:46,439
Speaker 7: He send me a clip and said, you did.

1489
01:21:46,320 --> 01:21:51,960
Speaker 1: Good right here, Tommy, you are great on that show.

1490
01:21:52,000 --> 01:21:56,439
Speaker 1: You really are. It's tonight at nine pm Eastern time.

1491
01:21:56,720 --> 01:21:59,559
Speaker 6: Like Tommy lean back across the last leg.

1492
01:22:02,680 --> 01:22:03,439
Speaker 12: He's so flying.

1493
01:22:03,680 --> 01:22:06,200
Speaker 6: Yes, I said, I don't know who to put the

1494
01:22:06,200 --> 01:22:07,400
Speaker 6: apple box up on him?

1495
01:22:07,439 --> 01:22:11,040
Speaker 1: So slow like this and Junior, we don't want to

1496
01:22:11,080 --> 01:22:13,160
Speaker 1: leave you out. You got to check out Juniors Living

1497
01:22:13,200 --> 01:22:16,920
Speaker 1: Your Life talk shown. Yeah, check it out Living your And.

1498
01:22:16,960 --> 01:22:20,160
Speaker 6: It's just not about being sick y'all. So yeah, about

1499
01:22:20,320 --> 01:22:23,120
Speaker 6: living you're thinking he about to call in and have

1500
01:22:23,120 --> 01:22:26,320
Speaker 6: a bunch of crisis people on there, but people on

1501
01:22:26,400 --> 01:22:29,920
Speaker 6: there that's alive and doing well. Yeah, it's inspirational.

1502
01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:30,120
Speaker 2: Man.

1503
01:22:32,040 --> 01:22:33,800
Speaker 6: I'm just trying to get more people to tune in,

1504
01:22:33,840 --> 01:22:35,400
Speaker 6: because don't nobody want to tune in a bunch of

1505
01:22:35,439 --> 01:22:39,080
Speaker 6: sick pe ain't there ain't no fun and nothing right now.

1506
01:22:39,120 --> 01:22:41,479
Speaker 8: It's about living your life, man, that's what we're talking about.

1507
01:22:41,520 --> 01:22:46,640
Speaker 6: Man, I'm living. We don't have a little douball on that.

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01:22:47,200 --> 01:22:48,400
Speaker 6: A couple of open.

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01:22:50,840 --> 01:22:53,720
Speaker 1: That's a good idea while you're playing junior, that's a

1510
01:22:53,760 --> 01:22:57,840
Speaker 1: good idea.

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01:22:58,640 --> 01:23:00,799
Speaker 7: Yeahs back from that accident.

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01:23:01,360 --> 01:23:02,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's good. It's good.

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01:23:03,040 --> 01:23:07,559
Speaker 2: Many gods if y'all don't stay off them, Damn jet

1514
01:23:07,600 --> 01:23:13,040
Speaker 2: skis and TVs and wild vacations, y'all have stay off.

1515
01:23:13,640 --> 01:23:15,599
Speaker 2: We can't go to the I go to the pool

1516
01:23:15,640 --> 01:23:16,840
Speaker 2: and lay it down with a book.

1517
01:23:17,000 --> 01:23:23,440
Speaker 12: That's really what you don't do any excursions.

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01:23:22,880 --> 01:23:23,320
Speaker 6: My son.

1519
01:23:23,439 --> 01:23:26,240
Speaker 2: You want me to go hang line zip lining, and

1520
01:23:26,920 --> 01:23:28,200
Speaker 2: I can't. I can't do it.

1521
01:23:28,280 --> 01:23:28,759
Speaker 6: I can't.

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01:23:30,720 --> 01:23:32,840
Speaker 2: I peed on three people last time we zip line,

1523
01:23:32,880 --> 01:23:39,760
Speaker 2: we went across from something I did. Excuse MESSI because

1524
01:23:39,760 --> 01:23:41,760
Speaker 2: you know, when you start zip lining, you can't go back.

1525
01:23:41,800 --> 01:23:44,800
Speaker 2: You have to you cannot, you cannot turn back. There's

1526
01:23:44,840 --> 01:23:46,960
Speaker 2: no turning back. And then the trees get taller and

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Speaker 2: taller and taller. It's just it's it's too scary you are.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't can't do that.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, but yeah, you can't just be like I changed

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Speaker 12: my mind, and you ain't.

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Speaker 2: Changing your mind once you get on that first zip.

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Speaker 2: It's a wrap you got. I don't understand.

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Speaker 6: I don't know why would I do that? Remember, I

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Speaker 6: got zip line in my run. I got a zip

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Speaker 6: line in my ranch. I just had it all straightened out,

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Speaker 6: got the inspectors to come out, past inspection and everything.

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Speaker 6: So the boys this year'll be using the zip line.

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Speaker 6: That's good.

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Speaker 1: Once once was enough.

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Speaker 12: Never I did it once to remember the little girl

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Speaker 12: that was behind me, which you can't come on.

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Speaker 1: That little girls like go, lady, gown, what are you doing?

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Speaker 3: You up?

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01:24:37,120 --> 01:24:38,200
Speaker 1: She was fearless.

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Speaker 7: This little girl was six or seven.

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Speaker 1: Every time, lady, you're scared. Every time we would go

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Speaker 1: to a different landing, and I was scared. Yeah, but Junior,

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Speaker 1: I do want to let you give you an opportunity

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01:24:52,360 --> 01:24:55,920
Speaker 1: to give everybody a chance to check out your podcast again.

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Speaker 8: It's living your life. Just go to live in your

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01:24:58,080 --> 01:25:00,479
Speaker 8: life that online man, you see right there.

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Speaker 6: Subscribe man.

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Speaker 8: Every week we're gonna have new guests. Knew everything, man.

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Speaker 8: So it's it's a it's really inspiration. I'm telling you

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Speaker 8: it really is.

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Speaker 6: Man.

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Speaker 8: It's you know, because I said I'm gonna do something

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Speaker 8: to show people that this is what I do with

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Speaker 8: my life. I don't let what happens to me affect

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Speaker 8: how I'm gonna live. And you know that's what I

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Speaker 8: do with this for us. So, man, it's going to

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Speaker 8: live your life down online. You're gonna love it.

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Speaker 13: Man.

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Speaker 8: Quite an interview with great Kiki Sheppard coming on. Man,

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Speaker 8: I'm getting the mccady twins to come on. Man, we

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Speaker 8: got all kinds of people coming.

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Speaker 7: You need to come on here.

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01:25:27,120 --> 01:25:29,320
Speaker 6: It's temmy what you're doing. Na I got to see

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Speaker 6: how I got to see how. I don't want to

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Speaker 6: be on there. And man, because somebody be on that

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Speaker 6: episode I'm on that. I'm gonna wait. I got you,

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Speaker 6: you know, so, I know you're gonna run out of

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01:25:41,760 --> 01:25:45,400
Speaker 6: healthy ask people. I know you're gonna have to do

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Speaker 6: an episode on hot hell of Crisis. I don't want

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01:25:48,000 --> 01:25:51,200
Speaker 6: on that same time we victim on that trying to

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Speaker 6: healthy people. You already bringing in the boot Bob Twins.

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01:25:58,040 --> 01:26:01,679
Speaker 6: We don't even know who they are, he said, what's

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Speaker 6: the name of the.

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01:26:02,080 --> 01:26:05,479
Speaker 8: Twins Macarter twins, Quarter Twins. You know they played in

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Speaker 8: the NFL.

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Speaker 6: If he played for.

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Speaker 8: The time for the for the New England Patriots.

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Speaker 6: Man, we talked to them.

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01:26:10,320 --> 01:26:13,400
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah, so you know they just you should

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01:26:13,400 --> 01:26:15,200
Speaker 7: get all the Nick Cannon's kids on there.

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Speaker 6: You should.

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01:26:16,560 --> 01:26:17,880
Speaker 1: Some of them can't talk.

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01:26:18,280 --> 01:26:22,800
Speaker 6: We don't have enough cameras. Just a podcast that would

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Speaker 6: be a broadcast. Man. They asked me, so I was sharing.

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01:26:31,000 --> 01:26:34,240
Speaker 6: Sharp was messing with me yesterday about he was asking

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01:26:34,240 --> 01:26:36,600
Speaker 6: me about my success. I said, no, I would have

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01:26:36,600 --> 01:26:39,120
Speaker 6: messed it up by then, man, I said, I couldn't

1593
01:26:39,120 --> 01:26:41,640
Speaker 6: have been this successful this earlier. I wouldn't knew how

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01:26:41,680 --> 01:26:43,920
Speaker 6: to head it. He said, you asked key, He said, man,

1595
01:26:43,920 --> 01:26:46,040
Speaker 6: you'd have been Nick Cannon. I said, no, I know

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01:26:46,160 --> 01:26:57,840
Speaker 6: my way to the drugs. Though. Boy, they told that podcast.

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Speaker 7: O you kept it one hundred. I gotta watch this podcast. Man.

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01:27:03,600 --> 01:27:05,599
Speaker 6: All right, Steve, hey, y'all, have a great day. Talk

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