Speaker 1: And here's the other headline. We're going to see Aeron
Speaker 1: and Carissa totally critique other sideline reporters. I think everyone's
Speaker 1: style sucks. Don't care not what we're saying. Don't care.
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Speaker 1: Welcome everybody to the big Show. I hope you guys
Speaker 1: got your popcorn, because settle in it is you're gonna
Speaker 1: be choke on. It is the start of week three,
Speaker 1: and let's do a week two recap of the NFL
Speaker 1: season down Thursday night started for me in Philadelphia. Y'all,
Speaker 1: you did such a great job and you looked fire.
Speaker 1: Oh you're just the sweetest. I love you can wear
Speaker 1: snake skin like that. Well, look, guys, I was I
Speaker 1: was first lady on the top, mistress on the bottom,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Luke, Yeah, Kickley, what's he
Speaker 1: up to? Any who? Welcome everybody? I know's so sweet?
Speaker 1: Isn't it so weird to think about Luke, Keigley and
Speaker 1: Greg Olsen as teammates. And I sat down and did
Speaker 1: that interview with them in New Orleans the day after
Speaker 1: you and I got so drunk mcdrunkers. If you were
Speaker 1: working that game and I sat down. I was like, whoa,
Speaker 1: I have to sit down with Greg Olsen and Luke
Speaker 1: Keigley tomorrow morning. And in your words, woof, I look
Speaker 1: beat up. I was so hungover from our time in
Speaker 1: New Orleans. AnyWho. Welcome everybody to the Calm Down Podcast,
Speaker 1: And let me just tell you right now, I'm amped
Speaker 1: up because I had pumpkin coffee from Dunkin Donuts and
Speaker 1: our mug. If you guys are interested in our merchandise,
Speaker 1: please swipe up. And thank you to the one hundred
Speaker 1: thousand followers. I hope you guys are real, or if
Speaker 1: you're not, don't tell us, because we're just excited that
Speaker 1: anyone's listening. Hi, Gal, my Gal was in Detroit this week?
Speaker 1: How was it out on the road? Good game? Go
Speaker 1: Hawks Go Detroit? Was fun? You know, all too well,
Speaker 1: because you went there after your Thursday night show to
Speaker 1: sit down with Jared Goff and the O line, which
Speaker 1: I still need to see. That is a long ass flight.
Speaker 1: It's a direct thank you Jesus, but my god, it's long.
Speaker 1: It's very misleading. I always forget. I think somebody get
Speaker 1: me a map. I always feel like Detroit's more of
Speaker 1: like Middle America, and it's the East coast time zone.
Speaker 1: You're looking at five hours? Are we coming from New York?
Speaker 1: And is the Bahamas? Ride and Looha? Anyone but a
Speaker 1: good game. I couldn't hear your blue crush. I couldn't
Speaker 1: hear your post game. But Gino's sweet? And what did
Speaker 1: he say? Was he happy? Obviously? He actually was so calm,
Speaker 1: cool and collective. Collected not collective. I hate collect when
Speaker 1: people still say that. Yep, but he you know, the
Speaker 1: game in regulation ended with him like taking a seventeen
Speaker 1: year loss, like Greg Olsen saying you should have thrown it,
Speaker 1: you should have thrown it, goes into overtime, then he
Speaker 1: gets the ball, marches him down the field. We get it.
Speaker 1: I'm not a highlight show. Where's Terry to do the highlights?
Speaker 1: But he goes. I think he's the best day to
Speaker 1: day I go, okay, what a cutie, but he goes.
Speaker 1: I got unded. I said, well, you just call me
Speaker 1: whenever you need help. No, I know, I did such
Speaker 1: a good job. Hey, when you're doing your highlights, when
Speaker 1: you now you don't even say my name. You j
Speaker 1: just like Keev, you know, I'm do you take a
Speaker 1: xanax before you do it, because it's like crazy loud
Speaker 1: at Ford Field. Now we're gonna check in with Carissa
Speaker 1: for the first time today. Well, you guys saw the
Speaker 1: Bears last week and here they are against the Tampa
Speaker 1: Bay Buccaneers. Right now, the Bucks lead seventeen to zero. Okay,
Speaker 1: you're it's so air things I can help. She will
Speaker 1: text me after I do the highlight into her game. Joy,
Speaker 1: I didn't know how to say it. You sounded you
Speaker 1: sense sensuous. It was like Delilah but like sexual. You
Speaker 1: were like, and the Bear's lead twenty one to three. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's so true the sidelines, and I'm so exciting because
Speaker 1: I think she's gonna be like and Aaron is rocking
Speaker 1: that wrinkled button down Kep, You're so cute on it.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, I grabbed my phone right away. I'm like,
Speaker 1: you are es sensuous this whole recap. She hasn't been
Speaker 1: doing highlights. Well, you scarred me for life when it was.
Speaker 1: I used to throw back because I remember as a
Speaker 1: sideline reporter when I ran slapping around on the Z crew,
Speaker 1: not with Z that was the A Crew. I was
Speaker 1: on the S crew S Corp. Which, by the way,
Speaker 1: my company is Anes Corp. And S isn't sam Corp.
Speaker 1: So when someone's like, is it an LLC, I say, no,
Speaker 1: it's an Escorp. But it sounds like escort and it
Speaker 1: really grows. I digress. It's tack season, if you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. We got to get all these right offs.
Speaker 1: Well you're trying. But if I don't get my receipts,
Speaker 1: I know, Hey, Dionne, we're keeping receipts. We're going to
Speaker 1: get to that in a second, but I gotta and
Speaker 1: a focus. Carissa Aaron scarred me for life because I
Speaker 1: remember that I hated when a certain individual was doing
Speaker 1: highlights from the studio and would throw back and he
Speaker 1: would only say, it is the announcers. Kurt Menafee, you
Speaker 1: hurt my feelings when I was a sideline reporter because
Speaker 1: he would do the highlights the things I do now
Speaker 1: and he would throw back. And this is not nothing
Speaker 1: against Kurt. He didn't even realize he was doing it.
Speaker 1: The time post headline is Carissa Thompson hates Kurt Menifee.
Speaker 1: Yes it is again, just put it out there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I spell it with the seed not a k okay.
Speaker 1: So he would just throw it back to the announcers,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, but I'm here too, And
Speaker 1: I just remember thinking like the name. I was like,
Speaker 1: what's a name? It's you want to name Cinda fucking Rella.
Speaker 1: It was so important to me, and so I would
Speaker 1: always throw back the highlights up until Aaron Scarby by
Speaker 1: saying everyone on the true I'd say, let's go back
Speaker 1: to Joe, Troy and Aaron. And Aaron made fun of
Speaker 1: me and said how many times can I say? Make fun?
Speaker 1: She would say, you say Joe, Troy and Aaron. So
Speaker 1: now I just say, keV, what you got? Saints the
Speaker 1: Panthers fifteen to nothing. Wait, no, you would never say
Speaker 1: that the Saints over the Panthers fourteen to nothing. Joe, trynaeron,
Speaker 1: You're silly. Now you go. Now you say the Bills
Speaker 1: over the Commanders twenty four to seven. Okay, you know
Speaker 1: what I have to do. I'm starting taking liver. I
Speaker 1: didn't even realize how much power I had in these
Speaker 1: highlights until I'm connerying me. Yeah, but you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm so mad about Mark Sanchez. I take shots at
Speaker 1: him all the time and he's not he's not listening.
Speaker 1: So like you guys, take thank you, Mark, I need
Speaker 1: you to start listening. I got a lot of jokes.
Speaker 1: You know who was great as those one liners you have,
Speaker 1: Mark and listen to Carissa. He's like, this will be perfect.
Speaker 1: It's like, uh, ian Igel, oh we found a blank
Speaker 1: space for uh Travis Kelsey and how long have you
Speaker 1: been sitting on that? What? You know what? I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you another calmed down. All right, another headline. Chris
Speaker 1: and Aaron hate Ian Igel. You know what post will
Speaker 1: just help you out. It's a slow day. It's not
Speaker 1: a slow day if you're a New York Jets fan.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do my quick recap, Aaron, take a load off.
Speaker 1: Here we go, here's my week two, which erin. Well,
Speaker 1: I'll start with that Jets I thought. I thought, I
Speaker 1: want I wanted so bad for you to just win
Speaker 1: that game and just shut everyone up and Zack Wilson.
Speaker 1: It's not there yet, but that's okay. I'm still rooting
Speaker 1: for you. It's gonna be fine. Jets fall to Dallas.
Speaker 1: Dallas is really freaking good. Also thought that the Rams,
Speaker 1: uh they tie game for you know a lengthy part
Speaker 1: of that game actually even into like the late in
Speaker 1: the third quarter, and then of course San Francisco, even
Speaker 1: though they only won by a touchdown, kind of had
Speaker 1: troll of that game in the second half. Uh, they're
Speaker 1: freaking good. I mean, there's just so much talent on
Speaker 1: both sides of the ball for them. Seattle sitting in
Speaker 1: that division. Nice went over Detroit on the road, Jared
Speaker 1: Goff's consecutive pass year without an interception broken. Of course,
Speaker 1: of this changed once that running back went out. David
Speaker 1: Montgomery there, I know good. Honestly, the lines are fun
Speaker 1: you know What's so funny though, it's like we devalue
Speaker 1: this running back position. It's like, Okay, we're not going
Speaker 1: to pay the running backs and we're not going to
Speaker 1: draft him in the first round anymore. But then we
Speaker 1: always go back to this, you got to have a
Speaker 1: running game. You got to run the ball. How many
Speaker 1: times has you a freaking coach told you at halftime
Speaker 1: we got to run the ball, because you got to
Speaker 1: you got to run the ball, which is what the
Speaker 1: Eagles did. The Eagles freaking in that game. We're used
Speaker 1: to this aerial attack that you know, the the pike
Speaker 1: in offense, which obviously he's now Shane Sikens in Indianapolis.
Speaker 1: But like this aerial attack, so then when the Eagles
Speaker 1: are just running the ballroom's like, oh, we're just running
Speaker 1: the ball. If it works, it works. So it's always
Speaker 1: a conundrum, this whole running back situation. But I digress.
Speaker 1: Continuing my recap of week two. WHOA, we got a
Speaker 1: real problem in Cincinnati. We are zero and two for
Speaker 1: the second straight year. And this is not the same
Speaker 1: Bengals team. We have bigger issues going on there. Also, Miami,
Speaker 1: congratulations on your win on the road in New England. Frickin'
Speaker 1: Mike McDaniel is my favorite favorite. I want to be
Speaker 1: high at him on air, says to Melissa as she goes,
Speaker 1: what are you guys doing? Well that's working in the offense.
Speaker 1: He goes, I'm not doing anything. And then that run
Speaker 1: that he did running away from the camera. I live
Speaker 1: for this guy. I want to do that on camera
Speaker 1: one time if I do like I hit my opening
Speaker 1: hit and then just run as I as fast as
Speaker 1: I can and have our handheld follow me. I just
Speaker 1: want And this goes into a discussion in a bit
Speaker 1: where we talk about like kind of our vibe on
Speaker 1: era right now. We've kind of had an epiphany, but
Speaker 1: I want to be Mike McDaniel. I do I do,
Speaker 1: I do? I do? I do I do. Let's just
Speaker 1: get into it. Then. The last recap is thank God
Speaker 1: the Giant, since I have them on Thursday night against
Speaker 1: San Francisco mounted that. I just said, mounted that comeback.
Speaker 1: Let's not say things like that, all right, but hopefully
Speaker 1: San nikes six quarters without scoring a point. I want
Speaker 1: to know what your guy Dave Wall said to them
Speaker 1: at halftime, because I love him. Holy shit, you're beaking
Speaker 1: on me that you get run out by Arizona and
Speaker 1: not score like they. Daniel Jones looked like a completely
Speaker 1: different quarterby who was this guy Batman and Clark or
Speaker 1: whatever it is? He was super can and Clark kent
Speaker 1: changing his outfit at halftime like whees it is. Anyways,
Speaker 1: speaking of things you can't say on air, love the
Speaker 1: Internet for pointing things out last yesterday for my halftime
Speaker 1: bit hit, I said Wolf on air, which we talked about,
Speaker 1: but I also said that Dan Campbell told us earlier
Speaker 1: in the week, you don't want to get in a
Speaker 1: dog fight with this team because you can't beat them off.
Speaker 1: Did she just say beat them off?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 1: She said beat them off. I loved when Greg Olsen
Speaker 1: did an interview with somebody. I don't know if it
Speaker 1: was barstool or whoever, but he talked about how a
Speaker 1: lot of things could be taken like actually in football,
Speaker 1: like you know, you draw and it could be like
Speaker 1: a phallic like whatever. But it's just like, yes, you
Speaker 1: can't get anything, but it's just like, you know what,
Speaker 1: go back upstairs and hang out with your mom and
Speaker 1: ask for more check mix and get your like, you know,
Speaker 1: cheese in a can, like knock it off. Calm me,
Speaker 1: it's I mean, okay, there's a whole bunch of things
Speaker 1: that I could say on that bend over and I'll
Speaker 1: show you I wasn't talking to you. I wasn't talking
Speaker 1: to you, all right. Aaron and I were talking about
Speaker 1: this on the pre game when some sweet individual asked
Speaker 1: what advice we have, you know whatever, since we've been
Speaker 1: doing this for a million years in this business, and
Speaker 1: Aaron and I both said that being authentic has been
Speaker 1: a big part of our journey. And Aaron, you said,
Speaker 1: and I'll let you speak for yourself here. That's a
Speaker 1: different show about how like you're more comfortable now being
Speaker 1: on air just being yourself. Would you like to elaborate?
Speaker 1: Are you there is your WiFi working? No? It is.
Speaker 1: I was making sure that I wasn't saying Mike McDaniel wrong.
Speaker 1: These are things I get chest pains about. Sometimes. It's
Speaker 1: like Josh Daniels like, is there an SS? Isn't there?
Speaker 1: But I was just confirming there's no S. So thank goodness,
Speaker 1: great for us. I love it. He's a hoot in
Speaker 1: a handbag. Our conversation is hoot in a handbag, my arm.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. Look, it's like we
Speaker 1: talked about it earlier and I was having a conversation
Speaker 1: with somebody that works at another network just about the
Speaker 1: way you get treated at certain networks and the way
Speaker 1: it goes and things like that. And she had even
Speaker 1: brought up flying first class, and I said, oh, they
Speaker 1: fly you first class. That's so great. And she's like, well,
Speaker 1: throughout your career, how did that go? And I said no,
Speaker 1: it took me ten years. I said, I would travel
Speaker 1: from Atlanta to la back of the bus, baby, and
Speaker 1: it was fine. And that's just the way it was.
Speaker 1: I was so happy to be here. That's not my
Speaker 1: point of the story. And my point of the story
Speaker 1: is worked my ass off, still do and it's finally
Speaker 1: And it's crazy to say, getting to the point where
Speaker 1: I am comfortable in my own skin, I think that's insane,
Speaker 1: but it has taken me so long. We were joking around.
Speaker 1: I did a halftime hit with Dan Campbell coming out,
Speaker 1: and he made a comment about fast art. Duh. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that dad towards Stan Campbell, but that's
Speaker 1: what people say after our hits, you know, like, oh,
Speaker 1: I could have told you run the ball more, we
Speaker 1: can't turn it over, and we got it down. Yeah,
Speaker 1: got a fast start, I got it. But the irony
Speaker 1: was they ended up turning the ball over to start
Speaker 1: the second half, and you knew he was going to
Speaker 1: be pissed off about that, not so much a fast start.
Speaker 1: So I made a comment, I said, he told me
Speaker 1: about fast starts. You know he's not going to be
Speaker 1: happy about that. Whoa or something like that, and Greg
Speaker 1: just laughed while I gave the report, and for a
Speaker 1: second I thought, oh, I don't know that was so appropriate, funny.
Speaker 1: I don't need to swear it's so funny though it's
Speaker 1: so us and for a beat I thought about it
Speaker 1: on the sidelines, like should I be funny during a
Speaker 1: report like this? Terry's funny all the time in the studio,
Speaker 1: Terry adds personality. That's why Terry's the face of Fox.
Speaker 1: It's just like, this isn't brain surgery. Now, if this
Speaker 1: was a very serious story, if my friend's being taken
Speaker 1: off in a cart for a blown up achilles, I'm
Speaker 1: not making a woof joke. I'm not making a comment
Speaker 1: like that. But it's just it's gotten to the point
Speaker 1: where I'm like, I'm never gonna be other people in
Speaker 1: the industry. I'm just not how did I get here?
Speaker 1: I have a personality, I, you know, make athletes feel comfortable.
Speaker 1: I always wanted to be the girl that people wanted
Speaker 1: to have a beer with and watch games, because that's
Speaker 1: how I found Joe and Troy are That's what I
Speaker 1: always loved about them and wanted to work with them
Speaker 1: about So I don't know you and I just talked today,
Speaker 1: like I love your vibe on Thursday Night Football this week.
Speaker 1: I loved how you were just super chill and so
Speaker 1: much fun and I texted Steve and I said, Stella's
Speaker 1: got her groove back, Like she looks so comfortable. And
Speaker 1: I just feel like you and I watched that Monday
Speaker 1: night game when Aaron went down together and we just
Speaker 1: kind of said to each other we got this, Like
Speaker 1: we just got it. And I don't know why we
Speaker 1: build shit up in our heads so much. So listen,
Speaker 1: you don't have to be in sports broadcasting to relate
Speaker 1: to this, or you could relate to it by having
Speaker 1: your job wherever you work. But yeah, it's pretty crazy.
Speaker 1: How for so long, you know, you're so hard on
Speaker 1: yourself and week thirteen I may come to you and
Speaker 1: be like, I suck at my job. This blows. What
Speaker 1: am I doing? You have to pick your spots about
Speaker 1: being funny. But I just feel like you and I
Speaker 1: are at this point right now where it's like, let's
Speaker 1: just be us. Well this is us, sure is loop no.
Speaker 1: But I to echo the same sentiments is that I
Speaker 1: don't think it's even just about our job. I think
Speaker 1: it's anything in life, whether it's in a relationship, whether
Speaker 1: it's in your friendships, whatever it is. It's just it's
Speaker 1: so much easier. And I know that we self deprecate
Speaker 1: a lot, and we lead with humor and sarcasm, and
Speaker 1: that's like a place that we're come in. But I
Speaker 1: think for the longest time is that you know, and
Speaker 1: you fill out like a whatever your job description, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, journalists, Hi, no journalists, please, I am not.
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm a television host. I'm a broadcaster. I'm
Speaker 1: a television host. And I'm okay with not being the
Speaker 1: smartest person in the room. But I ain't the dumbest
Speaker 1: person in the room. And I know what my strengths are.
Speaker 1: I'm surrounded by you know, wonderful athletes or other journalists
Speaker 1: or whatever it is that like bring out the best
Speaker 1: in them, whatever their strength is, and that's my job.
Speaker 1: And I think that fifty whatever, how many ever many
Speaker 1: years we're into this thing, fifteen twenty years, that it's
Speaker 1: I like that we've questioned certain things that we've done
Speaker 1: along the way of like, okay, I can refine this
Speaker 1: little bit. Like I even joked in our pregame about
Speaker 1: different outfits. I look back and I'm like, holy shit,
Speaker 1: what was I wearing that little like hoot or this
Speaker 1: kind of this? And I'm young and I'm like not
Speaker 1: knowing any better, and I still don't know everything. My god,
Speaker 1: I'm the first to say. And we've talked about and
Speaker 1: been very vulnerable on this podcast in different interviews about
Speaker 1: stuff that's happened to us and different things in our
Speaker 1: life will make us either shy away or be more
Speaker 1: open about things. But I just I don't know. I'm
Speaker 1: just really like comfortable and I don't really give a
Speaker 1: shit what people think anymore. And I think it's such
Speaker 1: a free place to be now. Don't get me wrong.
Speaker 1: I care about, you know, the critiques from my bosses
Speaker 1: and people in the industry that I respect or to
Speaker 1: care about. But I'm just not apologizing whether it's whatever
Speaker 1: it can be. Someone's like, you're too skinny or you're
Speaker 1: too fat. I'm getting that like lately, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't care. If I'm fat, then i'm too fat.
Speaker 1: If I'm skinny, then i'm too skinny. If it's like
Speaker 1: I have act me on my face or I don't
Speaker 1: have acting on my face, or my hair is shitty
Speaker 1: with extensions or it's not shitty with extensions, it's like,
Speaker 1: I'm just I don't really care. I'm comfortable in who
Speaker 1: I am I'm comfortable in what I do, and the
Speaker 1: only opinion that matters is that of the people I
Speaker 1: respect in my bosses who employ me. So outside of that, like, eh, whatever,
Speaker 1: wolf Wolf. You know, it's like that report. I die
Speaker 1: for it, I really do. It's so good because who
Speaker 1: are the people that we live on television? Charles Barkley,
Speaker 1: bark Terry Bradshaw, Gronk like being themselves? You know. I
Speaker 1: asked my boss the other day if he wanted me
Speaker 1: to relay some advice to somebody that was looking for it,
Speaker 1: and he goes, yeah, tell them to be themselves. So yeah,
Speaker 1: that person wasn't me, But I'm gonna take it. And
Speaker 1: that's me. I mean, I know when to knock it
Speaker 1: off and all that. But listen, guys, I think what
Speaker 1: the point here is Yep, yep, that's that's what it is.
Speaker 1: I've got to be the headline of this. Aaron Chris,
Speaker 1: I think they're perfect. Yep. That's the one. Speaking of headlines.
Speaker 1: For those of you that know the Thanks. Thanks, I'm
Speaker 1: a professional. I'm not okay. So on Thursday Night, Tony
Speaker 1: Gonzalez Hall of Famer seventeen year career in the NFL
Speaker 1: been a broadcaster for years, and we're sitting there postgame
Speaker 1: Jalen Hurts and Jason Kelsey on the set in Philadelphia.
Speaker 1: Congratulations you're now two and zero. Nice win over the
Speaker 1: Minnesota Vikings. And Tony asks Jason about Travis Kelcey and
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift, and right when he did the interview, Oh God,
Speaker 1: I was like, no, he did not, because my initial
Speaker 1: thought was like, oh, Jesus, this is probably the last
Speaker 1: thing that Jason wants to talk about, right whatever. But
Speaker 1: then I started laughing because Tony can get away with it.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to ask the question because then it's
Speaker 1: going to be like, oh, the girl on this set
Speaker 1: ask the question. Also whatever. I think that we should
Speaker 1: take some credit if this is in fact true about Jason. Jesus, Chrissa,
Speaker 1: can you talk? I'm fired Travis and Taylor If it
Speaker 1: is true, who were the biggest advocates for this relationship?
Speaker 1: You and I? You and I, t Y, that's a unity.
Speaker 1: So Travis Kelcey, of course, being having rumored to been
Speaker 1: dating Taylor Swift. So Jason answered it in a very
Speaker 1: politically correct way. He said, I've seen the rumors. I
Speaker 1: cannot comment. I don't really know what's going on there.
Speaker 1: I know Travis having fun. Good for you. For you,
Speaker 1: I hope you are, And get us some tickets to
Speaker 1: her next concert. It's a cool crowd. Some No, we've
Speaker 1: got tickets. Her people are great, they said, whenever we
Speaker 1: want to go, we can go down with it. Here's
Speaker 1: my thoughts on it. People have asked, yes, we should
Speaker 1: get credit because we were basically putting it out there.
Speaker 1: I mean, Taylor, I'm sure, is a huge fan of
Speaker 1: this show. We just said, the guy's awesome. We love him,
Speaker 1: he's one of our people. Like, good dude, how could
Speaker 1: you not be a fan of his? We are, We're huge,
Speaker 1: huge fans. So yeah, I mean, do I hope it's true?
Speaker 1: For sure? Absolutely? Am I seeing him this week in
Speaker 1: Kansas City? Yeah? Did I put it out on our Instagram?
Speaker 1: Hey Taylor, if you want to come hang on this like,
Speaker 1: maybe she's interested what the job is like, Maybe she
Speaker 1: wants to such. I think she wants to shout a sideline,
Speaker 1: you know, Yeah, that'll be the headline. Aaron Andrews things
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift wants to shadow work, sure, just don't wear heels.
Speaker 1: She won't because she's normal and fine it'll be great. Hey, Taylor,
Speaker 1: my mouth is a little dry. Can you grab me
Speaker 1: some water. That's usually what happens on the shadowing. Hey
Speaker 1: do I have anything up my nose? How are my teeth? Lunk?
Speaker 1: Great first hit. I'll show her how to fluff your
Speaker 1: hair without a hair person. Just bend over, it'll be great.
Speaker 1: That is a great trick that Aaron taught me years ago.
Speaker 1: Pretend like you dropped your pen and then just bend
Speaker 1: and snap. We've all seen it. Yeah, legally blonde. I
Speaker 1: hope they're dating. I do. He's great. I don't know her.
Speaker 1: She seems great. I feel like they are complete opposites
Speaker 1: of what they've dated before, and I think it's awesome. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're into it. So I hope the next headline we
Speaker 1: read next week is they are officially a couple and
Speaker 1: that weird picture. I wouldn't be able to calm down.
Speaker 1: Re few, Okay, our next headline, you need to read
Speaker 1: this because you're very passionate about this. It's so disgusting.
Speaker 1: It's so disgusting. Wearing this item to bed is worse
Speaker 1: than sleeping in a toilet. Experts say, speaking of this,
Speaker 1: I'm going to take a beat here. I thought of
Speaker 1: you yesterday. When we are in Detroit. We have fifteen
Speaker 1: minutes to get our outfit on that we've been wearing
Speaker 1: since eight am.
Speaker 2: We get to the airport. Our flight boards at La
Speaker 2: la la la la la la la five point thirty.
Speaker 2: We get there at five fifteen. We have time, no
Speaker 2: problem in the lounge to get Kevin goes one way.
Speaker 1: I go the other. Put on our comfy clothes. But
Speaker 1: I was far enough from the toilet. I was also
Speaker 1: closing my eyes so if the automatic flush came, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't get any like water. I hate that in my eyes.
Speaker 1: I know it's tough. And then you know what's hard
Speaker 1: is I was wearing like a loaw I hate this
Speaker 1: word loaf. I was wearing a loafer situation on the
Speaker 1: field because I really wanted to look hot and I
Speaker 1: love loafers. I don't care. And I was balancing in between,
Speaker 1: like getting my sock on and not wanting my sock
Speaker 1: to touch the ground, and then getting my shoe on,
Speaker 1: and then I got on the black cil. It's everywhere
Speaker 1: all over. It's such a scene. Okay, both helens for
Speaker 1: anyone that doesn't know when you're working the game, especially
Speaker 1: on the AstroTurf and like a dome, which, by the way,
Speaker 1: let's remove that AstroTurf is only going to cost a
Speaker 1: couple million dollars. Those black little pellets from the AstroTurf
Speaker 1: just everywhere go. They're all over my closet right now, Okay,
Speaker 1: Wearing this item to bed is worse than sleeping in
Speaker 1: a toilet, experts say. Researchers are urging urging people to
Speaker 1: stop wearing unclean socks to bed after discovering they often
Speaker 1: contain the same bacteria found in cockroaches and their fecal droppings. Also,
Speaker 1: fecal are discussed is also a disgusting word, a sixty's species,
Speaker 1: a sickening. Seventy percent of those sock wearers don't bother
Speaker 1: changing into a clean pair before bed, instead saying staying
Speaker 1: in the same pair that they've worn all day long.
Speaker 1: That is disgusting. Now, Also, why are we wearing socks
Speaker 1: to bed? Just like, even if they're clean sucks. Aren't
Speaker 1: you getting too hot? And then it's like, I don't
Speaker 1: like you lose one? Where is it what? I don't
Speaker 1: get it? And don't I mean if it's cold, like
Speaker 1: I mean, there's I guess an element of that, but
Speaker 1: that is so growl. I'm also just so grossed down.
Speaker 1: I know I've I've said, Okay, we get it, Chrisa,
Speaker 1: like you love taking it seven hundred million showers for
Speaker 1: like cleanliness. But how ladies, I need to know or
Speaker 1: Ben they were make ups? How can you get in
Speaker 1: bed without like washing off the day? Like, think about
Speaker 1: all the places your hands have been, what they've been touching,
Speaker 1: you've been tolling, door handles, the makeup on your face, Like,
Speaker 1: don't you want to just rinse off? Yeah? I do.
Speaker 1: My problem is this, You know what I like in
Speaker 1: these hotels and stuff. So I'm either in the slippers
Speaker 1: that they provide or sometimes you do that older hotels,
Speaker 1: I wear the slippers. Yeah, because this is my other thing.
Speaker 1: This is a whole disgusting OCD eighty D thing. Okay, ready,
Speaker 1: here we go some hotels in town that we stay at,
Speaker 1: are they have gross carpet? Like I okay, so if
Speaker 1: I'm walking around in my socks, then I have to
Speaker 1: here's my disgusting thought, jump into the bed. I don't
Speaker 1: want to step into it because what if my leg
Speaker 1: or like arm touches where that sock was because I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna not have a sock on in that disgusting carpet. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then I'm laying in the cockroaches and their fecal droppings.
Speaker 1: And now we have a real conundrum on our hands. Headline,
Speaker 1: Aaron Andrews thinks she's too good for hotels with carpet.
Speaker 1: All right. The next wait, I need, I need. This
Speaker 1: is the headline from a couple of weeks ago that
Speaker 1: we didn't get to and I can't scroll back. I
Speaker 1: don't know that it was the headline where the guy
Speaker 1: got on the flight without the wife because she took
Speaker 1: too long. I loved it, am Okay, So anyone that
Speaker 1: remembers my brand about Steve taking my first class seat
Speaker 1: and not offering it up to me, and I'm sitting
Speaker 1: in the back and like I went on a whole
Speaker 1: thing about that, Steve would never now get on a
Speaker 1: play without me. I mean, this guy would take planes,
Speaker 1: trains and automobiles after the fact that I dreamed him
Speaker 1: for that last thing. But I need to know more
Speaker 1: about this guy. All right, here's the headline that I
Speaker 1: love husband abandons wife during connecting flight for being late.
Speaker 1: So dramatic Where was she in the connecting flight? Is
Speaker 1: she in the bathroom? I waited as long as I
Speaker 1: could until the attendant told me it was the final call,
Speaker 1: and I boarded without her. My wife called me a
Speaker 1: couple of minutes later, telling me they won't let her board,
Speaker 1: so I needed to let the flight crew know I
Speaker 1: have to get up the flight to join her. I
Speaker 1: refused and told her to book a new ticket once
Speaker 1: she arrived. She seemed to unbothered by the whole situation.
Speaker 1: But the whole point is that she during the short
Speaker 1: layover on our connecting flight, my wife wanted to go
Speaker 1: to Starbucks. I told her we didn't have enough time. Okay,
Speaker 1: we get it. She wants to go to Starbucks. This
Speaker 1: guy gets on the plane and it's phenomenal. I love this. Hey,
Speaker 1: I warned you. I took Here's my thing in life.
Speaker 1: If I tell you don't, we're not okay. You're gonna
Speaker 1: end up with the consequences. I told you we don't
Speaker 1: have enough time. If you still want to take the
Speaker 1: chance and go to Starbucks, then and you miss your flight,
Speaker 1: that's on you. There's consequences for your action. I like,
Speaker 1: so can I Yeah, I don't my husband would never
Speaker 1: do it to me, but if we missed our flight,
Speaker 1: he wouldn't speak to me. He just can't. He can't
Speaker 1: deal with that. By the way, I got told after
Speaker 1: we did the bit about him getting scared at night
Speaker 1: and being like, ahh, he was like, what do are
Speaker 1: you running out of material that you just have to
Speaker 1: share that at our dinner he said that. At our dinner,
Speaker 1: He's like, let's leave daddy alone here. I was like,
Speaker 1: I love you so much. Can we talk about those
Speaker 1: lines at the air you were running out of material?
Speaker 1: I'll tell you he's running out shut these chicks on television. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you right now. I'll take you
Speaker 1: right down to Joe and Fabric, so we're going to
Speaker 1: get some sleeves on those things so I can't send
Speaker 1: both shoulders. What happened? Are people like? Are they just
Speaker 1: not wearing a lot of clothes? I'm not seeing a
Speaker 1: lot of things. Okay, I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you what happened. Okay, I'm gonna tell exactly what
Speaker 1: happened my news. Okay. Travis and Jason Ivy Healing Pillar
Speaker 1: of Morality Carrissa Thompson's got some advice for the young
Speaker 1: girls out there, okay, because lord knows, I've had seven
Speaker 1: hundred million outfits where it looked like I was doing
Speaker 1: the walk of shame when I showed up on Sunday morning.
Speaker 1: But I've learned my lessons. Okay, I don't. I'm fine
Speaker 1: with oh. Through the years, yeah, the wonder years. Uh,
Speaker 1: Fred Savage, I was savage. I'm about to be savage
Speaker 1: with this common You want to show your arms, no problem.
Speaker 1: You want to show your legs, no problem. I wore
Speaker 1: a sleepless dress and a shorter dress you look on
Speaker 1: television on Sunday. But then we got a high neck.
Speaker 1: We got to pick our spots here, ladies. We can't
Speaker 1: go if you're wearing a off the shoulder item and
Speaker 1: they take that three box and it's this and I
Speaker 1: don't see any clothes. I just see shoulders in that
Speaker 1: three box. And now I've got a wonder are you
Speaker 1: wearing clothes? We've got a probe. I justn't the shoulder
Speaker 1: outfit I'm gonna wear this year for a sit down, Well,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna like it if you're if it cuts
Speaker 1: you off, because I'm I'm not gonna I'm gonna need
Speaker 1: to see. It'll be a sit down. You'll see the
Speaker 1: whole thing like it's well, you might be sitting down
Speaker 1: for the rest of the year after that with that outfit.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just I need to I am
Speaker 1: not saying that. I am, like I said, I've had
Speaker 1: some real choices and outfits. But I just am seeing
Speaker 1: a lot of gals taking liberties and I don't want
Speaker 1: to turn on the TV on Sunday morning and wonder,
Speaker 1: are you going to the Oscars. No, I just I've
Speaker 1: got I'm gonna teach a class do's and don'ts of this.
Speaker 1: Uh oh, Ryan says thirty minutes, I think this is
Speaker 1: a good I want to continue talking about this. I
Speaker 1: haven't noticed this because I obviously you're sitting in a
Speaker 1: studio now. Last night I'm wearing or yesterday, I've buttoned
Speaker 1: down on that. By the time I'm on a camera's
Speaker 1: freaking wrinkled. It looked like like a shitty wrapping paper.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, like this is awful.
Speaker 1: I was like trying to blow hot air on it
Speaker 1: because it was already so wrinkled. But I thought much
Speaker 1: now with the air dryers before. I was in the
Speaker 1: women's room like blowing it because I was like, this
Speaker 1: looks so bad. It looks so good at one o'clock kicking,
Speaker 1: I look like I'm trying to your paper. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: It looked terrible. Anyways, but I love my pants and
Speaker 1: that outfit. It was very chill McGee. I love the
Speaker 1: designer and all that that I got my outfit from.
Speaker 1: But I just, I don't know. I feel like sometimes
Speaker 1: we're in a happy medium here. We're like, dress up
Speaker 1: but cover up. I don't know, we're old, we suck.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, you guys all I'm saying. All
Speaker 1: I'm saying. And this doesn't just mean like on television.
Speaker 1: Actually yes it does. If we're strutting into the office
Speaker 1: and you I don't know if you're going out for
Speaker 1: the night or if you just rolled in from the night,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just it's because I'm old now
Speaker 1: and I'm just, you know, trying to look out for
Speaker 1: these young gals, you know. AnyWho, If you could say
Speaker 1: what a staple outfit is for television that you think
Speaker 1: you would recommend to those that are not as old
Speaker 1: as us, what would that be I love a freakin'
Speaker 1: boss bitch suit, Like, give me a vest and a
Speaker 1: tailor jacket and some great pants like I'm all in
Speaker 1: on that or dress that's just like, oh you tailor sings? Now,
Speaker 1: how I change Taylor swept and tailor in your clothes.
Speaker 1: On this week's episode of Calm Down, Hey, before I
Speaker 1: get in trouble for my wardrobe brand, Ryan, our producer
Speaker 1: who's wearing a Calm Down shirt that we are going
Speaker 1: to take a picture of because he's adorable, is reminding
Speaker 1: me that on the pregame I mentioned it's fall, Pumpkins
Speaker 1: all the rage, as it is every fall. Aaron likes
Speaker 1: pumpkin smelling things with candles, but not flavored things. I'm
Speaker 1: in the word loaf. She does not like that, and
Speaker 1: it reminded me of a story for all of you
Speaker 1: San Francisco forty nine ers fans out there. Congratulations, you
Speaker 1: are two and zero and off to a roaring start.
Speaker 1: You're taking on the New York Giants this Thursday on
Speaker 1: Thursday Night Football on Time Video the Billboard Alix Love
Speaker 1: you So. George Kittle told me that he's got a
Speaker 1: superstition now before every game that he has to eat
Speaker 1: a pumpkin loaf because Fred Warner was eating a pumpkin
Speaker 1: loaf from Starbucks one game, asked George if he wanted some.
Speaker 1: Then George went out and scored like two or three touchdowns.
Speaker 1: So now before every game he eats pumpkin loaf. And
Speaker 1: we got in a whole conversation of power ranking the
Speaker 1: best pumpkin loafs. My number one Bristol Farms, which reminds
Speaker 1: me I need to pick up some because I'm gonna
Speaker 1: give it to him during the game, like the little
Speaker 1: cute he is. So I don't know where this is going,
Speaker 1: but I just want you to know. If you guys
Speaker 1: are San Francisco forty nine ers fans, you can bring
Speaker 1: pumpkin loaf for George Kittle and he will like it.
Speaker 1: The word loaf is disgusting. I'm sure that our podcast
Speaker 1: numbers will probably go our Instagram numbers will go down
Speaker 1: after this rant. So to the ninety nine thousand followers,
Speaker 1: thank you. We love and appreciate it. And here's the
Speaker 1: other headline. We're gonna see Aaron and Chrissa totally critique
Speaker 1: other sideline reporters and I think everyone's style don't care. That's
Speaker 1: not we're saying. I'm making fun of myself because you've
Speaker 1: got that James d D dream look, no style. You
Speaker 1: know what, yes is exciting. Sorry, everything can come back
Speaker 1: to her. Well, if I interview him postgame, it's gonna
Speaker 1: be really hard for me not to be like I
Speaker 1: would never do that to him off camera, which then
Speaker 1: they use on television in the quarterback and no one
Speaker 1: asked me, rude, I'm gonna ask Patrick to Holmes about that.
Speaker 1: I'm doing all my triple chins. Love you, guys, That's it.
Speaker 1: That's all I got for you. Have a great week.
Speaker 1: Say something nice to someone today. And if anyone wants
Speaker 1: to talk to me about you, and don'ts of wardrobe
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