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Speaker 1: Welcome to Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Make sure

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Speaker 1: to type those words in wherever you want to listen

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Speaker 1: to our podcast, wherever you listen to it, Brook and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 2: I was going to do Welcome to Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 2: in the Morning.

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Speaker 1: No that that's a higher rated podcast than ours.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to Brook and Jeffrey. They're really funny.

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Speaker 3: Welcoming.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Title though, But I don't know if many of our

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Speaker 1: listeners know this, but last week, was it Brooke you

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Speaker 1: got pulled over for speeding?

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Speaker 2: What did they clock you going.

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Speaker 1: Seventy eight sixty?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 2: We're going that morning?

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Speaker 1: Wow?

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Speaker 2: And what did the cop look like?

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Speaker 3: Baby? So cute?

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Speaker 2: I wish there was baby cops.

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Speaker 3: He was young.

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Speaker 2: He had like big cute cheeks, you know, big cute?

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Speaker 3: Was his hair it hat on?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I'm just thinking, what if I told you

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Speaker 1: producer Boyd got pulled over this morning by the exact

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Speaker 1: same baby cop.

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Speaker 3: Everything there's been a police right, yeah, did he get

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Speaker 3: a ticket?

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Speaker 1: He's pretty sure it's the same person. Boyd was doing

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Speaker 1: eighty one in a sixty Oh my god, except he

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Speaker 1: successfully got out of his chicket, which is.

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Speaker 2: Different than you. Right, out of it.

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Speaker 1: How did he get out of it other than by

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Speaker 1: flaunting his raw sexual magnetism, which you should really try sometime,

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Speaker 1: bro Brook, you didn't show cleavage or anything.

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Speaker 3: BOYD showed cleavage.

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Speaker 1: No, he did what you were too scared to do.

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Speaker 1: He dropped the name of our show. And apparently that

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Speaker 1: cop loves it. Okay, he listens. They talked about it.

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Speaker 1: They had a little guffa over a recent awkward Tuesday

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Speaker 1: phone call that we did no and he even asked

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Speaker 1: what is Brook like in real life, not realizing that

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Speaker 1: he had pulled you over.

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Speaker 2: I think that you were very manly and a rugged exterior.

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Speaker 3: Can I just say he wrote my name down on

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Speaker 3: the ticket. I don't go by a stage name, it's

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Speaker 3: my name.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, then register with him. You weren't being sexual enough, so.

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Speaker 3: Listen to the show.

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Speaker 2: You know I'm not very sexual. Well, well, I mean

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Speaker 2: except for sometimes she's randy, but not sexual. There's a difference.

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Speaker 3: Well.

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Speaker 1: My one piece of advice to you, Brooke, other than

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Speaker 1: obey the law, which I know you won't do, is

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Speaker 1: don't be afraid to drop my name. It couldn't get

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Speaker 1: your places and even out of crazy tickets.

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Speaker 2: So did you hear the Jeffrey I know. Now that's

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Speaker 2: my advice. Brooke, there you go.

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Speaker 1: Let's head on over to the man groofing feeding straight

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Speaker 1: into my heart.

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Speaker 2: Wo our digital producer for the shock collar question of

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Speaker 2: the day, go for it.

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Speaker 3: Happy National Tarantula Day. Yes, an entire holiday catered to

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Speaker 3: the world's second harrius man eater after Brooklis have eight legs,

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Speaker 3: they got two fangs, and yes they are venomous and hairy.

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Speaker 3: But unless your cricket, you'll probably survive. A TRANCHELA bite

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Speaker 3: to a human is pretty similar to like.

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Speaker 2: A bee sting. I know what our summer dare is going.

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Speaker 3: To be next to, But do you know what other

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Speaker 3: animals are hiding a mouthful of poison? You'll have to

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Speaker 3: tell me. During a special venomous or a harmless edition

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Speaker 3: of plenty of twenty, you will say number one through twenty,

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Speaker 3: I'll give you the name of a creature that may

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Speaker 3: possess a toxic bite or sting. You just have to

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Speaker 3: tell me, is that animal venomous or harmless. We'll start

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Speaker 3: with the woman who was banned from a nightclub called

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Speaker 3: venom eleven or eleven. Alexis found in Indo Pacific reefs.

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Speaker 3: It looks like a pretty seashell you'd find in tropical waters,

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Speaker 3: But the co snail hides a sharp tooth inside that

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Speaker 3: shoots out like a dart to stab prey. Is the

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Speaker 3: cone snail venomous or harmless? Wow?

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Speaker 2: Oh, I'm getting a picture of a hand to me.

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Speaker 3: And this it looks like it's little tooth is stabbing

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Speaker 3: a fish in this photo.

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Speaker 1: A lot of slow animals need like really high toxic

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Speaker 1: poison in order to bore it off.

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Speaker 3: Predators say, I didn't know that.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's why Jose is poisonous. If you bite into

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Speaker 1: his skin, don't.

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Speaker 3: Get you close to me.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we'll go poisonous.

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Speaker 3: Alexis says it's venomous. It is, Yes, It injects a

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Speaker 3: powerful venom that can paralyze a human. In second scary

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Speaker 3: look out for those watch brook were over to you.

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Speaker 3: Eleven has been chosen.

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Speaker 2: I should pick unlucky thirteen.

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Speaker 3: Lucky thirteen brook found in warm oceans worldwide. The puffer

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Speaker 3: fish does exactly what the name sounds like. It puffs

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Speaker 3: up and shows spikes when threatened. It's unusual defense makes

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Speaker 3: it look larger and harder. To eat. Is the pufferfish

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Speaker 3: venomous or harmless? Well, I mean I know it most

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Speaker 3: from the Little Mermaid when they say and blowfish blow,

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Speaker 3: so drug. I think it's got so many defenses with

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Speaker 3: a spikiness and how big it gets. It is not venomous,

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Speaker 3: brook says, it's harmless. Yeah, harmless somewhat. It is toxic

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Speaker 3: if you eat it, but it doesn't inject you with

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Speaker 3: venom with that Pokerscause in sushi you have to take

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Speaker 3: out the certain bladders. Yeah, kill you, but don't eat it.

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Speaker 3: Poisonous but not venomous. I don't like to eat bladders anyway,

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Speaker 3: So it makes one of us hoose. Eleven and thirteen

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Speaker 3: have been taken five Jose. The Brazilian wandering spider can

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Speaker 3: be found in rainforests and urban areas in South and

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Speaker 3: Central America. This large spider often hides in banana shipments

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Speaker 3: and strikes when it feels threatened. Is it venomous or

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Speaker 3: harm don't.

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Speaker 2: Even bring the picture. Show me the picture, Jeff.

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Speaker 1: It kind of looks like a Grandpa spider with a

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Speaker 1: big with like a big bushy mustache.

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Speaker 3: I feel like this spider got famous on TikTok for

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Speaker 3: a hot minute for being in some bananas. Maybe that's why,

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Speaker 3: because I was like, this sounds familiar to me too.

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Speaker 1: It's got like a big red mouth, and I know

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Speaker 1: like red spots are.

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Speaker 2: Usually a sign of poisonous.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna go with I'm going against my my will,

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Speaker 3: my heart says, all these spiders are freaking poisonous, Jake,

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Speaker 3: poison Jose thinks that's venomous. We just talked about the

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Speaker 3: trench that wasn't, But the wandering spider. It'spi can cause

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Speaker 3: paralysis and will be fatal. With three for three, Jeffrey,

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Speaker 3: you're making my morning very venomous. If you get this right,

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Speaker 3: I need a number number four, Jeffrey. Found in the

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Speaker 3: deserts of the southwestern US and Mexico, the HeLa monster

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Speaker 3: is a slow moving lizard that's covered in bumpy, colorful

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Speaker 3: and chew when threatened or when hunting. Venomous or harmless.

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Speaker 1: The HeLa monster, Okay, the picture that you're giving me,

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Speaker 1: he doesn't even have any teeth, but you would need

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Speaker 1: fangs in order to be venomous, right, I.

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Speaker 2: Think I remember this one though, I feel like it's

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Speaker 2: in the saliva or something, because it's a barbecued one

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Speaker 2: for one of my son's versus books. What are those

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Speaker 2: those books called? When they who would win?

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Speaker 3: Who would win?

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Speaker 1: That's really who would win? Yeah, okay, so then it's

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Speaker 1: more dangerous than it looks because it looks really innocent

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Speaker 1: in the photo.

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Speaker 2: Like it looks like a typical little get go.

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Speaker 3: But I remember, right, I was rooting against it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, but then I was wrong.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with brooks Son Alder and say that

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Speaker 1: he is venomous.

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Speaker 3: Jeffer says the HeLa monsters venomous message. It's one of

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Speaker 3: the few venomous lizards of North America. And the venom

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Speaker 3: does come through. It's by you guys have gone four

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Speaker 3: for four. I have lost today's edition of plenty of twenty. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: sure we should be one of those who would win books,

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Speaker 3: you know, versus Jake.

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Speaker 1: Jake is getting a venomous shock to the throat while

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Speaker 1: singing Toxic by Britney Spears.

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Speaker 3: Go for it with a taste of your lips. I'm

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Speaker 3: on a rind your toxic, I'm slipping on.

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Speaker 2: God. That was your shock collar Question of the Day.

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Speaker 2: We got your phone tap coming up in just a

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Speaker 2: few minutes.

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Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,