WEBVTT - Andy Is Back! (On Zoom) 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:01.280 I know you guys have nothing to do, but I 0:00:01.320 --> 0:00:04.640 want to have one Cereal. I know, yeah, I know 0:00:04.800 --> 0:00:07.320 you're just a special guest real quick and then you 0:00:07.360 --> 0:00:07.880 can go. 0:00:09.560 --> 0:00:10.960 For one thing of Danielle. 0:00:11.440 --> 0:00:13.039 Yeah. Well I didn't have to. I didn't know what 0:00:13.080 --> 0:00:14.840 was going on with this. You hold I just hold 0:00:14.880 --> 0:00:15.360 on a second. 0:00:15.360 --> 0:00:19.880 COVID boy, I know you guys who liked to eat 0:00:22.280 --> 0:00:28.640 Cereal makes them complease so Cereal they can't acquire you. 0:00:29.160 --> 0:00:30.200 Andrew, you're recording this. 0:00:31.000 --> 0:00:34.280 Sat. 0:00:37.680 --> 0:00:47.040 Danielle stop and Danielle stop. Sit down? 0:00:47.600 --> 0:00:48.400 Do you like to get a. 0:00:58.440 --> 0:01:04.080 Welcome to Serial Killers? The family's all back together? Hey, Andrew, 0:01:04.120 --> 0:01:04.919 we've been buddy. 0:01:05.319 --> 0:01:07.360 Oh Scott, it's a tail. 0:01:07.959 --> 0:01:09.680 Yeah, so, I mean we got all the time in 0:01:09.720 --> 0:01:12.880 the world. What's going on there? Covid Andy, Well. 0:01:12.680 --> 0:01:16.320 Yeah, I did get COVID. It is not fun. I 0:01:16.400 --> 0:01:19.320 have been taking precautions, but I still got it anyway. 0:01:19.480 --> 0:01:23.160 So just keep wearing masks everyone, and using pure l 0:01:23.560 --> 0:01:24.920 and being as safe as possible. 0:01:25.080 --> 0:01:26.680 Well, last week we told everyone you were home meeting 0:01:26.720 --> 0:01:29.920 your COVID Crispy's. How are they Okay? 0:01:30.240 --> 0:01:32.199 I didn't get those in the mail. 0:01:33.160 --> 0:01:35.720 You don't listen. Yeah, you don't listen to the show, 0:01:35.800 --> 0:01:36.880 so you don't know what's going on. 0:01:37.280 --> 0:01:40.080 Sp throat on top of getting COVID. 0:01:40.280 --> 0:01:43.080 Yeah, I'm the rare person that can get both. Turns out. 0:01:43.120 --> 0:01:45.440 It's really difficult, and I managed it. 0:01:45.600 --> 0:01:47.040 They give you medicine for the strap. 0:01:47.319 --> 0:01:49.800 Yes, So I'm now taking a mock silling. 0:01:50.240 --> 0:01:52.440 And just because everybody out there is wondering, Andrew has 0:01:52.440 --> 0:01:54.480 not been in the studio here for over three weeks, 0:01:54.800 --> 0:01:56.520 so it's also. 0:01:56.360 --> 0:01:59.240 Been staying home for the past week and a half. 0:02:00.440 --> 0:02:03.520 Well, let's get started. It's Serial Killers. It's episode one 0:02:03.800 --> 0:02:04.600 fifty seven. 0:02:05.320 --> 0:02:07.560 I want to know why I was only sent one cereal? 0:02:07.760 --> 0:02:13.320 Hold on, well, you know, Danielle, it's Christmas time. Christmas 0:02:13.360 --> 0:02:14.480 is what like two weeks away? 0:02:14.960 --> 0:02:15.919 Yeah, like something like that. 0:02:15.960 --> 0:02:18.799 Wow, it's eleven days away? Is Christmas? 0:02:18.919 --> 0:02:19.200 Wow? 0:02:19.320 --> 0:02:20.959 And like I mentioned in, I don't know if this 0:02:21.080 --> 0:02:22.840 music bed is too loud. I'm not sure if I'm 0:02:22.840 --> 0:02:25.760 going to have to make it lower in post production. 0:02:26.200 --> 0:02:29.440 I'm just gonna stop it. So, like I mentioned in 0:02:29.440 --> 0:02:31.040 the last episode this. 0:02:30.960 --> 0:02:33.359 Year, Gide, I completely forgot. I'm so sorry to cut 0:02:33.400 --> 0:02:36.000 you off. I bought my well, my mom bought a cereal. 0:02:36.480 --> 0:02:38.040 The new Elf on a shelf one. 0:02:38.400 --> 0:02:41.000 Oh, I heard it delicious. I heard it so good. 0:02:41.040 --> 0:02:42.440 I was going to bring it in and then I 0:02:42.440 --> 0:02:43.359 got COVID. 0:02:43.600 --> 0:02:47.359 Hey, hey, douchebag, guess what you have in your hand? 0:02:47.480 --> 0:02:51.079 No? Nothing, okay, minute, you sent. 0:02:51.040 --> 0:02:52.799 Him the elf on the shelf cereal and you didn't 0:02:52.800 --> 0:02:53.280 send it to me. 0:02:53.480 --> 0:02:55.519 Yes, I did. That's what I'm trying to tell you, idiots. 0:02:55.800 --> 0:02:58.680 Well, wait a minute, why is it pink. 0:02:59.280 --> 0:03:01.800 Because it's a different one. It's I was trying to 0:03:01.880 --> 0:03:07.680 explain this. Don't open it. Stop it. This holiday season, 0:03:08.120 --> 0:03:11.120 as far as I know, there were only two brand 0:03:11.160 --> 0:03:15.080 new holiday Christmas cereals that came out. They've been the 0:03:15.080 --> 0:03:18.160 ones from last year came back capt'in crunches, Christmas Crunch 0:03:18.160 --> 0:03:23.080 and Sugar Cookie Crunch. What's the matter, Andrew? 0:03:23.360 --> 0:03:27.760 It does not smell okay, okay, okay, amazing okay. 0:03:27.880 --> 0:03:30.200 And also the elf on the shelf from last year 0:03:30.240 --> 0:03:32.200 came back, which was also the sugar cookie one. But 0:03:32.240 --> 0:03:37.440 there's a new one and this is vanilla candy Cane Cookie. 0:03:37.760 --> 0:03:40.680 I have a box of it sitting right there. I 0:03:40.720 --> 0:03:41.520 was going to bring it in. 0:03:42.320 --> 0:03:42.920 Well you did it. 0:03:43.040 --> 0:03:46.160 Well, you that if you watched my Instagram story. My 0:03:46.360 --> 0:03:49.400 son Preston, who's eleven, saw that I got this, so 0:03:49.440 --> 0:03:52.040 he already dug into it and took a couple of pieces. 0:03:52.240 --> 0:03:55.040 He's like, ma, please tell me when you are done 0:03:55.120 --> 0:03:55.680 with that bag. 0:03:55.840 --> 0:03:56.480 Stop Andrew. 0:03:57.000 --> 0:03:58.840 He said, it's the best cereal he's had in. 0:03:58.800 --> 0:04:02.200 A long time, the puniest marshmallows I've ever seen in 0:04:02.240 --> 0:04:02.960 my yea. 0:04:03.040 --> 0:04:03.480 They are tiny. 0:04:03.520 --> 0:04:05.440 Man, let me ask you something, Andrew, So you were 0:04:05.480 --> 0:04:07.520 gonna bring it in? What does that do for us? 0:04:07.600 --> 0:04:09.880 You didn't send any I mean, I don't understand. 0:04:10.720 --> 0:04:12.280 Do you want him to send it to you with 0:04:12.400 --> 0:04:12.920 his COVID? 0:04:13.080 --> 0:04:14.720 No? I don't. But if he was gonna bring it in, 0:04:14.760 --> 0:04:15.960 what's that going to do for the rest of us? 0:04:16.000 --> 0:04:17.480 He's gonna be sitting there eating it himself. 0:04:18.080 --> 0:04:20.640 He just said that it does good. Can he smell? 0:04:21.120 --> 0:04:24.680 Well, smell and taste now doing I'm glad. 0:04:24.720 --> 0:04:25.120 I'm glad. 0:04:25.200 --> 0:04:26.680 And in the box. 0:04:29.960 --> 0:04:33.560 I can't believe you actually bought cereal. Wow, that might 0:04:33.600 --> 0:04:35.440 be the first box of cereal you've actually purchased this 0:04:35.640 --> 0:04:36.560 entire podcast. 0:04:36.880 --> 0:04:39.120 No, if you remember, I also bought the tumor cereal 0:04:39.240 --> 0:04:42.480 you spin out. 0:04:42.600 --> 0:04:43.400 It was disgusting. 0:04:43.920 --> 0:04:47.560 Oh that was awful. I was there for that episode. 0:04:47.720 --> 0:04:49.880 See now I'm debating, like in this cereal, should I 0:04:50.000 --> 0:04:54.400 use my Stu Leonards Christmas cookie milk or no, that's. 0:04:54.200 --> 0:04:55.040 Gonna be too sweet. 0:04:55.520 --> 0:04:57.760 I missed being in the studio with you guys when 0:04:57.760 --> 0:05:00.000 it was like we used to have so much fun 0:05:00.160 --> 0:05:01.839 with the holidays and decorate the studio. 0:05:02.360 --> 0:05:03.960 No, I know it stinks. 0:05:04.200 --> 0:05:05.039 Oh, next year. 0:05:05.400 --> 0:05:09.480 So this cereal is little Stars and tiny little peppermint 0:05:09.480 --> 0:05:11.200 candy can. Oh, Andrew, we're using the same milk. 0:05:11.640 --> 0:05:15.880 Yeah, fair Life, there's not enough marshmallows. Oh I just 0:05:15.960 --> 0:05:16.800 dropped it all over the floor. 0:05:16.800 --> 0:05:19.800 Oh. I like fair Life. And Scotty is gonna hate 0:05:19.800 --> 0:05:22.279 me for this because he always hates when I say this. 0:05:22.720 --> 0:05:26.800 But it looks like it lasts the longest. No, it's 0:05:26.839 --> 0:05:27.960 from the date of opening. 0:05:28.320 --> 0:05:31.440 Yes, okay, yeah, okay. Mine says best by February twenty third, 0:05:31.440 --> 0:05:33.880 twenty twenty one. But if you open it today and 0:05:34.000 --> 0:05:36.520 try it on February twenty second, you're going to have 0:05:36.560 --> 0:05:39.520 a really bad stomach ache. It doesn't last that long. 0:05:39.279 --> 0:05:41.159 A lot because I do keep it in my fridge 0:05:41.200 --> 0:05:41.880 until the day. 0:05:42.120 --> 0:05:44.920 No, No, you have like seven to ten days from 0:05:44.920 --> 0:05:45.520 when you open it. 0:05:45.560 --> 0:05:48.360 At best, it doesn't mean it stays that right, He's right, 0:05:48.400 --> 0:05:49.960 it doesn't mean it stays good once. 0:05:49.760 --> 0:05:50.559 You open it. 0:05:50.680 --> 0:05:54.520 That's the shelf life. If it's not open, it doesn't 0:05:54.560 --> 0:05:55.640 last as long. 0:05:55.960 --> 0:05:56.440 Here we go. 0:05:57.839 --> 0:06:06.280 I'm so excited to think, ew, this is awful. Like 0:06:06.480 --> 0:06:07.320 it like this. 0:06:10.720 --> 0:06:14.840 Maybe without You guys are over exaggerating. It's not mad. 0:06:15.279 --> 0:06:16.520 I'm gonna taste it without milk. 0:06:17.240 --> 0:06:19.760 It tastes like a York peppermint patty. And do you 0:06:19.760 --> 0:06:21.839 know who hates York peppermint patties? Meat? 0:06:21.920 --> 0:06:23.640 Yeah, but that's what they're going for. They're going for 0:06:23.720 --> 0:06:25.240 candy cane. That's what they're going for. 0:06:25.720 --> 0:06:28.279 I don't want a minty cereal. Why would I want 0:06:28.320 --> 0:06:32.760 minty cereal? At that point, Colgate should make like spearmint cereal. 0:06:33.279 --> 0:06:36.360 It's weird crush flakes. 0:06:36.360 --> 0:06:37.120 You don't think it is a. 0:06:37.040 --> 0:06:40.559 Weird taste, so there's no doubt it's the mint. 0:06:40.800 --> 0:06:43.919 I don't think it's mint though, it's like it's milky mint. 0:06:44.080 --> 0:06:46.640 It's like cardboard or something hardboard. 0:06:46.960 --> 0:06:51.520 The ingredients corn flour blend, yellow cornflour, sugar wheat flour, 0:06:51.640 --> 0:06:56.520 dehydrated marshmallow bits. Look at that no whole grain oat flour, 0:06:56.640 --> 0:07:00.520 stand by Andy fiber salt enriched flour, reduce to iron, 0:07:00.880 --> 0:07:04.360 vitamin B one, corn fiber natural flavor. So that's all 0:07:04.360 --> 0:07:06.360 it says is natural flavor. So it's a natural flavor 0:07:06.360 --> 0:07:06.600 in here. 0:07:07.080 --> 0:07:11.280 This gets a spoon, but look disgusting. 0:07:11.480 --> 0:07:13.280 But the shelf is on it. 0:07:13.280 --> 0:07:16.000 It doesn't mean you can like it's andy. 0:07:16.400 --> 0:07:17.360 It's a fun cartoon. 0:07:18.080 --> 0:07:20.880 Return to Santa immediately. 0:07:20.760 --> 0:07:24.160 Return to Santa, no such number. 0:07:24.840 --> 0:07:27.200 Do you taste the peppermint because it's in the. 0:07:27.120 --> 0:07:29.239 Marshmallow, you might have COVID, Danielle, I'm. 0:07:29.040 --> 0:07:32.360 Not just thinking I might have the mar Wait a minute, 0:07:32.400 --> 0:07:34.239 I did not get any marshmallows in my dish. 0:07:34.400 --> 0:07:36.080 Well, it's in the marshmallows, and it's also one of 0:07:36.080 --> 0:07:37.880 those tiny little white things on the stars. 0:07:38.160 --> 0:07:39.320 You know I didn't get any of that. 0:07:39.360 --> 0:07:41.880 Wait a minute, eat a marshmallow or two me eat. 0:07:41.720 --> 0:07:44.120 A marshmallow or don't because it's disgusting. 0:07:44.320 --> 0:07:45.600 Oh now I taste it. 0:07:45.880 --> 0:07:48.679 Yeah, it's almost like I'm. 0:07:48.240 --> 0:07:49.480 I feel like I got ripped off. 0:07:49.520 --> 0:07:51.679 Hold on, it's almost like Junior mint cereal. 0:07:52.800 --> 0:07:53.480 Did I say that? 0:07:53.640 --> 0:07:54.840 No, you said peppermint patty. 0:07:55.240 --> 0:07:56.560 Okay, I didn't know you want to. 0:07:57.000 --> 0:07:59.440 I like the marshmallows. I don't like the other part 0:07:59.440 --> 0:08:01.640 of the cereal, all right, it has no taste without 0:08:01.640 --> 0:08:02.320 the marshmallows. 0:08:02.320 --> 0:08:04.239 It tastes like correct, I'm going to go two bowls 0:08:04.240 --> 0:08:05.800 in a spoon. It's not the worst thing, but it's 0:08:05.800 --> 0:08:06.640 holiday ish. 0:08:06.840 --> 0:08:10.000 No, it's disgusting and I hate it gross. 0:08:10.520 --> 0:08:13.400 It's so discombobulated. I hate when to do it on zoom. 0:08:13.480 --> 0:08:15.760 I hate when there's three people. This is terrible. You 0:08:15.800 --> 0:08:18.280 all need to come back, except Andrew because you're sick. 0:08:18.800 --> 0:08:22.760 Okay, we can't come back. We're not allowed. Well you are, Danielle, 0:08:23.080 --> 0:08:26.160 not allowed in the building now until sometime I don't 0:08:26.160 --> 0:08:26.480 know when. 0:08:26.560 --> 0:08:29.120 Now, all right, sometime in the near future. 0:08:30.040 --> 0:08:32.120 Well that's great, Danielle. I mean you can stick around 0:08:32.160 --> 0:08:33.080 for the rest if you'd like. 0:08:33.320 --> 0:08:36.800 Well, if I don't have anything to taste, Oh, that 0:08:36.880 --> 0:08:37.640 looks delicious. 0:08:37.679 --> 0:08:39.000 I mean, you can make fun of us. I don't know. 0:08:39.160 --> 0:08:40.400 He do you see what I posted, by the way 0:08:40.440 --> 0:08:43.720 on the Serial Killers PC Instagram page. A new cereal 0:08:43.720 --> 0:08:45.920 that's coming out that's going to be available at BJ's. 0:08:46.000 --> 0:08:49.439 It's from General Mills and it's called Wild Terra I 0:08:49.440 --> 0:08:51.080 don't know if you can see that or not. What 0:08:51.200 --> 0:08:51.560 is that? 0:08:51.720 --> 0:08:52.280 What is that? 0:08:52.760 --> 0:08:55.240 It's kind of like that Morning Summit cereal that they 0:08:55.240 --> 0:08:58.320 have at Costco with the Big eight. Uh you love 0:08:58.360 --> 0:09:03.240 more momons? Yeah, so this one has crunchy almonds, cereal clusters, 0:09:03.320 --> 0:09:06.040 dried cherries, dried cranberries, and pumpkin seeds. So it's pretty 0:09:06.080 --> 0:09:08.360 much like the other one, just without the pumpkin seeds. 0:09:08.360 --> 0:09:09.760 So I'm looking forward to that coming out. 0:09:10.240 --> 0:09:12.480 Did you try the Dunkin Donuts ones yet? 0:09:12.840 --> 0:09:13.800 Yeah? Do you listen? 0:09:16.920 --> 0:09:18.960 I do listen, but not to every episode. 0:09:19.040 --> 0:09:20.760 Yeah, I think you should listen to a couple. It 0:09:20.760 --> 0:09:22.000 was a couple of months back. I think we called 0:09:22.000 --> 0:09:23.160 it time to make the donuts. 0:09:23.360 --> 0:09:28.440 The caramel one is amazing, the mic one amazing. 0:09:28.679 --> 0:09:30.120 All right, Well, get a while you can because they're 0:09:30.120 --> 0:09:31.920 gonna be going away soon. That's just a novelty thing. 0:09:32.640 --> 0:09:34.720 That stuff like that doesn't last very long. These branded 0:09:35.280 --> 0:09:35.720 a lot of them. 0:09:36.600 --> 0:09:37.679 Lends the other day have a lot. 0:09:37.920 --> 0:09:40.240 Well, these co branded cereals don't last all that long. 0:09:40.480 --> 0:09:43.439 Next year, when I'm in the studio, I'm gonna have 0:09:43.440 --> 0:09:45.160 Scotty send this to you. So this is way your 0:09:45.240 --> 0:09:45.959 voice can have this. 0:09:46.040 --> 0:09:47.800 Well, thank you all right. 0:09:47.880 --> 0:09:50.400 Also, coming out, by the way, Secret Squirrel Joel showed 0:09:50.440 --> 0:09:56.240 me that chocolate eggo waffle Cereal is on the way shortly. 0:09:56.960 --> 0:09:58.600 Oh, that's gonna be good. 0:09:58.640 --> 0:10:00.760 So that should be coming out early in the new year. 0:10:01.040 --> 0:10:04.160 Hey, did you buy Secret Shopper Joel anything for the holidays? 0:10:04.360 --> 0:10:04.760 I'm sorry? 0:10:04.760 --> 0:10:08.280 What did you buy? I hope you don't end it 0:10:08.320 --> 0:10:11.880 out you getting so bad at me. Then did you 0:10:11.880 --> 0:10:14.559 buy Joel the shopper guy anything for the holidays? 0:10:14.600 --> 0:10:16.120 I should because you know what he hooked me up 0:10:16.120 --> 0:10:18.720 with yesterday? What two cans of Lysol? 0:10:19.679 --> 0:10:21.480 Yeah, you need to buy him a present. 0:10:21.520 --> 0:10:22.440 I should get him something. 0:10:22.800 --> 0:10:23.320 You should. 0:10:23.480 --> 0:10:25.199 I'll give him a serial killer's T shirt. 0:10:26.400 --> 0:10:28.559 By the way, I sent you both something in the mail, 0:10:28.640 --> 0:10:30.520 and one of the gifts is cereal related. 0:10:30.720 --> 0:10:32.080 So let me ask you something. Did you send it 0:10:32.080 --> 0:10:33.800 in the mail or did you ship it via like 0:10:33.880 --> 0:10:34.680 FedEx or ups? 0:10:34.760 --> 0:10:34.880 Oh? 0:10:34.920 --> 0:10:36.520 I shipped it ups. 0:10:36.640 --> 0:10:39.160 Yeah, that's not mail. We can't call that mail. What 0:10:39.320 --> 0:10:39.680 you say? 0:10:39.760 --> 0:10:40.360 Thank you? 0:10:40.400 --> 0:10:42.600 Thank you so much, Thank you, daniel I love you 0:10:42.880 --> 0:10:45.640 all right. So why don't we move forward here, Danielle, 0:10:45.640 --> 0:10:47.480 You're welcome to like be a fly on the wall 0:10:47.520 --> 0:10:49.840 and watch if you'd like. Sure, Okay, you can go 0:10:49.880 --> 0:10:50.480 if you need to. 0:10:50.679 --> 0:10:52.000 No, I'll stick around and watch it, all. 0:10:51.920 --> 0:10:53.240 Right, Andrew, show me what you got because I don't 0:10:53.240 --> 0:10:54.200 even remember what I sent you. 0:10:54.840 --> 0:10:56.800 I have six cereals, okay. 0:10:56.480 --> 0:10:57.880 But you gotta go with the ones I sent you 0:10:57.920 --> 0:10:59.760 the other day. So that's the way I put the 0:10:59.760 --> 0:11:03.240 show together. What is that? Oh? Okay? 0:11:03.720 --> 0:11:05.600 And then whatever this cat food is. 0:11:06.520 --> 0:11:08.400 This is from our friend Jamie, who sent us the 0:11:08.400 --> 0:11:12.040 boxes of knockoff crap from Leedle and Aldi. The one 0:11:12.040 --> 0:11:15.240 you got there in your hand, Andy, those are honey Grams. Yeah, 0:11:15.280 --> 0:11:17.840 those are Those are Millville honey Grams. I know you 0:11:18.000 --> 0:11:20.959 like Golden Grams, so these are you know, these are 0:11:21.400 --> 0:11:24.600 knockoff Golden Grams. We've had a bunch of different ones. 0:11:24.600 --> 0:11:26.839 We've had some from Mom's Best. We've had some from 0:11:26.880 --> 0:11:28.839 maltomeal that milk. 0:11:29.240 --> 0:11:29.880 What are you eating? 0:11:30.559 --> 0:11:33.800 I'm still eating the Eli cereal well I have, but 0:11:33.840 --> 0:11:35.800 I'm eating I'm eating the marshallows because that's the only 0:11:35.840 --> 0:11:36.800 thing that tastes good. You know. 0:11:36.840 --> 0:11:39.000 I've slowly been sending you like old cereals that we 0:11:39.040 --> 0:11:40.400 have on the shelf in the back just trying to 0:11:40.400 --> 0:11:41.120 get rid of some of them. 0:11:41.200 --> 0:11:42.800 Yeah, I appreciate that. My kids love it. 0:11:42.840 --> 0:11:45.079 Good good. I think they don't go to waste. 0:11:44.840 --> 0:11:48.400 Don't, Daniel? Those things the marshmallows. 0:11:48.320 --> 0:11:51.800 Andrew quiet, Andrew, they're fine. 0:11:52.600 --> 0:11:56.160 Okay, I'm gonna tell her, no, they're not fine. When 0:11:56.240 --> 0:11:59.480 you go to squeeze the marshmallow and almost expect juice 0:11:59.480 --> 0:12:03.400 to come out, there's like they're like soggy as all. 0:12:05.000 --> 0:12:07.000 He probably sends me two year old cereal. 0:12:07.920 --> 0:12:08.880 He makes me eat it. 0:12:09.120 --> 0:12:10.760 Have you only been doing this podcast for a year 0:12:10.800 --> 0:12:12.480 and a half. It's not that old, all right, Andrew, 0:12:12.520 --> 0:12:14.040 here we go, ready, listen. 0:12:14.360 --> 0:12:16.280 There must be some hyper aging thing back there. 0:12:16.280 --> 0:12:22.839 But m there's golden grams, Daniel, it's golden grams. 0:12:23.240 --> 0:12:23.840 Oh good. 0:12:23.880 --> 0:12:26.680 How's it taste like golden grams? 0:12:27.000 --> 0:12:30.480 Sounds delicious? Guys, Yeah, thanks. 0:12:30.480 --> 0:12:34.240 No artificial flavors or high fructose corn syrup, No synthetic 0:12:34.280 --> 0:12:36.080 colors or synthetic preservatives. 0:12:36.440 --> 0:12:37.720 Do you see my ball patch? 0:12:37.920 --> 0:12:38.800 Where's your book? Yes? 0:12:38.840 --> 0:12:40.360 I do here my alopecia. 0:12:40.880 --> 0:12:42.720 Our friend Darren has that too. It so you always 0:12:42.720 --> 0:12:44.720 do this and there's just always a hole there, not 0:12:44.800 --> 0:12:45.680 a hole, but a patch. 0:12:46.120 --> 0:12:46.560 Amazing. 0:12:46.760 --> 0:12:49.360 If you had a hole, that'd be what emphysema? When 0:12:49.360 --> 0:12:51.559 you have to have a hole there? What's the hole from? 0:12:51.920 --> 0:12:53.360 You know, people have the hole there and they got 0:12:53.360 --> 0:12:55.320 to like and they get it from smoking, and then 0:12:55.360 --> 0:12:57.240 people that really like to smoke smoke through the hole. 0:12:57.520 --> 0:13:00.160 Excuse me, I'm getting a phone call. 0:13:00.960 --> 0:13:03.160 God, I can't even with this. 0:13:03.880 --> 0:13:07.280 Do we mute Daniel and give Social Security department? 0:13:07.520 --> 0:13:11.439 Oh your number was stolen? Be careful. Oh did you 0:13:11.480 --> 0:13:12.559 know your Social Security. 0:13:12.280 --> 0:13:14.640 Number is never suspended? My social Yeah? 0:13:14.840 --> 0:13:16.240 Yeah, they can't do that. 0:13:17.400 --> 0:13:18.280 That's what you think. 0:13:18.400 --> 0:13:20.720 Anybody that believes that your Social Security number can be 0:13:20.960 --> 0:13:23.840 canceled or suspended. What an idiot you must be. 0:13:24.320 --> 0:13:26.720 My favorite is the recording goes, we are going to 0:13:26.760 --> 0:13:29.160 suspend instead of saying it, they say. 0:13:29.160 --> 0:13:32.560 It, yeah, but make sure make sure you go to 0:13:32.600 --> 0:13:34.640 Walmart and buy one hundred dollars gift card and scratch 0:13:34.640 --> 0:13:36.040 it off and send them the code, because then your 0:13:36.040 --> 0:13:41.080 Social Security number will be reinstated. Oh really yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Okay, yeah, 0:13:41.120 --> 0:13:42.959 all right, so I give this three balls in a spoon. 0:13:43.679 --> 0:13:44.360 You want to call? 0:13:45.120 --> 0:13:46.959 Oh yeah, yeah, So they tell you to do when 0:13:46.960 --> 0:13:49.280 anytime they want a gift card, you know, three balls 0:13:49.280 --> 0:13:50.400 in a spoon, Andrew. 0:13:50.840 --> 0:13:54.079 I gave it four balls when I didn't hear that. Well, 0:13:54.120 --> 0:13:56.720 you're not listening because you're too busy talking about Walmart. 0:13:56.880 --> 0:13:57.280 I don't know. 0:13:57.360 --> 0:13:59.480 I'm gonna go ahead and give it no balls because 0:13:59.480 --> 0:14:00.880 I don't have anything in front of me. 0:14:01.160 --> 0:14:02.200 Daniel, you would have liked it. 0:14:02.679 --> 0:14:04.960 I'm sure I would see. 0:14:05.240 --> 0:14:07.679 Look, and here's here's the thing. I said that we 0:14:07.720 --> 0:14:10.360 would never run out of cereals. We'll never run out 0:14:10.360 --> 0:14:13.320 of new cereals, but we're slowly running out of classic 0:14:13.400 --> 0:14:17.120 cereals because they're classic. We've done them all, you know, 0:14:17.679 --> 0:14:20.240 like your miniweeds and rice Crispies and all those things. 0:14:20.280 --> 0:14:21.960 Unless they come out with a new variety of those, 0:14:22.800 --> 0:14:25.600 we've done them. So here's another from the box of 0:14:25.680 --> 0:14:28.160 leedle cereals. This is a creepy looking kid in his 0:14:28.200 --> 0:14:30.400 creepy horse Coco Crispy Rice. 0:14:31.000 --> 0:14:33.600 Oh, it is a creepy kid and a creepy horse, 0:14:33.720 --> 0:14:37.520 but they're not Coco Crispyes, it's Coco Crispy Rice. I 0:14:37.560 --> 0:14:40.479 feel like if it had like a like a commercial, 0:14:40.640 --> 0:14:41.400 it would be like. 0:14:41.640 --> 0:14:42.280 How do you o? 0:14:42.720 --> 0:14:46.480 It's Coco Christper Rats. 0:14:46.120 --> 0:14:51.360 But howdi hoe is a mister Hanky Christmas? Which Christmas time? 0:14:51.360 --> 0:14:52.040 We should play that? 0:14:53.680 --> 0:14:55.360 We can't because then you're going to complain that it's 0:14:55.360 --> 0:14:57.920 overmodulated and you have so much work to do in 0:14:57.960 --> 0:14:58.640 post production. 0:14:59.720 --> 0:15:02.240 You think that it's so easy, Andrew, It's gonna take 0:15:02.280 --> 0:15:04.160 me probably two hours to edit this. 0:15:05.000 --> 0:15:06.280 Why two hours? 0:15:06.280 --> 0:15:08.480 Because I got to cut out all the holes and 0:15:08.520 --> 0:15:11.600 the ohs and the and the everything, Andrew does, I 0:15:11.640 --> 0:15:12.400 have to cut it out. 0:15:12.760 --> 0:15:15.320 And meanwhile, as is it's like, this is real. 0:15:15.680 --> 0:15:18.400 And meanwhile, you can listen to the people watching this 0:15:18.480 --> 0:15:21.560 on YouTube right now are getting it unedited and don't care. 0:15:21.640 --> 0:15:23.880 But meanwhile, Scotty is like, do you know it took 0:15:23.920 --> 0:15:25.800 me two hours for you to listen to it in 0:15:25.840 --> 0:15:26.240 your car? 0:15:26.440 --> 0:15:28.800 Perfect I'm trying to make you sound good. Andrew. 0:15:29.360 --> 0:15:32.440 Listen, people are watching the YouTube. I mean fifteen people are. 0:15:32.480 --> 0:15:34.320 But we've all. 0:15:34.200 --> 0:15:38.560 Heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose, and we all 0:15:38.600 --> 0:15:42.400 know Frosty who's made out of snow. But all of 0:15:42.440 --> 0:15:46.520 those stories seem kind of gay because we all know 0:15:46.680 --> 0:15:48.960 who brightens up our hall. 0:15:52.120 --> 0:15:58.680 Mister Hanky, mister Hanky. 0:15:57.680 --> 0:16:00.840 Christmas pood small and brown comes from. 0:16:00.640 --> 0:16:07.880 You squeeze in between your best of buns from down below, 0:16:08.160 --> 0:16:12.920 spreading joy with all he's love inside of you because 0:16:12.960 --> 0:16:13.480 he's up. 0:16:14.960 --> 0:16:16.520 It's grisbeyy race. 0:16:18.160 --> 0:16:23.760 This is terrible. It really is bad. Wow, toasted rice 0:16:23.800 --> 0:16:28.080 cereal with chocolate coating? No, no, I give it a spoon. 0:16:28.120 --> 0:16:28.800 It's that bad. 0:16:29.200 --> 0:16:33.960 Yeah, It's like you get like like a hint of 0:16:34.080 --> 0:16:36.960 chocolate and then it disappears and then it turns to 0:16:37.080 --> 0:16:38.320 dirt and it's. 0:16:38.160 --> 0:16:41.280 Just gross, Andy Rader, So we can get out. 0:16:41.120 --> 0:16:42.360 Of here a spoon. 0:16:43.640 --> 0:16:46.040 Ask me when I'm eating what are you eating? Still 0:16:46.040 --> 0:16:47.440 elf cereal? Because nobody? 0:16:48.640 --> 0:16:49.960 Well, I send you a lot of it. I send 0:16:49.960 --> 0:16:51.160 you a lot of it so you could at least 0:16:51.160 --> 0:16:52.240 get a bowl or two out of it. 0:16:53.200 --> 0:16:54.680 And I don't think it's good. 0:16:55.480 --> 0:16:58.520 And because he sent me a whole gallon sized well 0:16:58.560 --> 0:16:58.840 that's all. 0:16:58.880 --> 0:17:00.880 I ran out of the little ziplocks. I had to 0:17:01.200 --> 0:17:03.120