1 00:00:00,440 --> 00:00:03,800 Speaker 1: It's broken Jeffrey in the morning, and we are clinging. 2 00:00:04,680 --> 00:00:07,480 Speaker 1: In fact, we want to spend the entire holidays with you, 3 00:00:07,560 --> 00:00:10,240 Speaker 1: which is why we are counting down our top ten 4 00:00:10,400 --> 00:00:11,400 Speaker 1: second date updates. 5 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:14,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, my kids wanted to do like Christmas time. It 6 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:17,160 Speaker 2: makes special memories and I'm like, no children. 7 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:21,160 Speaker 1: Yes, we want to spend it with our listeners instead. 8 00:00:21,239 --> 00:00:23,800 Speaker 2: There's terrible dating decisions to try to fix. 9 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:27,240 Speaker 1: Yes, that's where we're coming in top ten second date updates. 10 00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:32,400 Speaker 1: We're at number eight today called salty saltine. 11 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:32,760 Speaker 2: As opposed to but. 12 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:37,280 Speaker 1: Good point. They'll hear it your number eight Second Date Update, 13 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:42,880 Speaker 1: Second Date Update d There's nothing wrong with bringing something 14 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:46,240 Speaker 1: along with you for a first date, depending on who 15 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:50,080 Speaker 1: you are. Could be like a small flask. Oh, could 16 00:00:50,159 --> 00:00:51,680 Speaker 1: be a taser. 17 00:00:52,040 --> 00:00:54,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta be safe. I guess it. 18 00:00:54,360 --> 00:00:58,000 Speaker 1: Could be a blow up Yoda doll for after hours pleasure. 19 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:01,480 Speaker 2: I'm taken also because anyone would leave you alone if 20 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:02,920 Speaker 2: you brought that y or. 21 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:05,759 Speaker 1: You could also bring along a real life human being, 22 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:08,840 Speaker 1: because that's what one of our listeners, Chavon, did, She 23 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:12,240 Speaker 1: brought a real person on her first date with her. 24 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:13,800 Speaker 2: You make it sound like an accessory. 25 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:14,360 Speaker 3: Jeffrey. 26 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:17,960 Speaker 1: She's just wears it's possible. Chavon, What's up? Were they 27 00:01:17,959 --> 00:01:20,080 Speaker 1: out of inflatable Yoda's that day or what was the 28 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:20,640 Speaker 1: thinking there? 29 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:25,039 Speaker 4: Honestly, I hadn't even thought about going that route. And 30 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:28,760 Speaker 4: I know it's weird, but I'm just getting into online 31 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:32,200 Speaker 4: dating and I'm just like trying to be super careful. 32 00:01:32,280 --> 00:01:34,840 Speaker 2: So yeah, so make a note of inflatable Yoda's. So 33 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:36,160 Speaker 2: what you just did? I see? 34 00:01:36,240 --> 00:01:39,000 Speaker 3: Who did you bring go? Is it a friend a stranger? 35 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:43,640 Speaker 4: It's one of my good friends. In hindsight, maybe she 36 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:45,120 Speaker 4: wasn't like the best choice. 37 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:48,320 Speaker 2: Would definitely gone with a bodyguard instead. 38 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:52,480 Speaker 1: So before we get to the friend, can you tell 39 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:54,240 Speaker 1: us about the guy that you went out with? What's 40 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:54,680 Speaker 1: his deal? 41 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:58,040 Speaker 4: Yeah? He was super cool, like not somebody I would 42 00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:01,280 Speaker 4: normally go after. His name is Joel. 43 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:03,320 Speaker 2: Does that mean what was different about him? 44 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:08,000 Speaker 4: Because he's a bald guy and that's but I actually 45 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:12,000 Speaker 4: told him that and oh no. 46 00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:15,079 Speaker 1: What you told him online that you're not into bald dudes? 47 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:16,680 Speaker 5: Yeah, that I'm usually not. 48 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:19,079 Speaker 6: I'm just trying to be like, honest, you know. 49 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:19,640 Speaker 3: That's what. 50 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:22,000 Speaker 4: He liked it. 51 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:26,040 Speaker 1: Obviously, sometimes I swipe right on people just to tell them, no, 52 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:27,000 Speaker 1: you're not my tight. 53 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:29,680 Speaker 4: Weird. 54 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:32,480 Speaker 2: What was his response when you said that to him? 55 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:35,080 Speaker 6: Well, that's what was so great is he was like, 56 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:37,760 Speaker 6: I make up for it in other areas. He said, 57 00:02:37,919 --> 00:02:40,600 Speaker 6: my arm hit hair is three times longer. 58 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:42,480 Speaker 3: That's good. 59 00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:43,840 Speaker 1: I mean, is that a joker? 60 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:45,919 Speaker 3: He's funny. 61 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:48,600 Speaker 1: It's funny to some people. 62 00:02:48,639 --> 00:02:51,040 Speaker 3: I guess, like instant rejected. 63 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:54,040 Speaker 4: I mean, he made me laugh and I figured that 64 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:56,720 Speaker 4: I would give it a try, so I said yes 65 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:59,639 Speaker 4: when he invited me to go get dinner with him. Okay, 66 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:04,639 Speaker 4: I was nervous though. That's the thing when you're new 67 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:07,160 Speaker 4: to this, like meeting someone, and I mean there's all 68 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:09,400 Speaker 4: kinds of like scary stories. 69 00:03:08,919 --> 00:03:11,320 Speaker 3: And as a guy, creepy. 70 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:13,880 Speaker 2: Guy like share a location, I don't like bring a 71 00:03:13,919 --> 00:03:18,200 Speaker 2: friend to the location and a text. Well, and how 72 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:20,360 Speaker 2: didn't you chatted with this guy for long enough to 73 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:22,160 Speaker 2: feel somewhat safe? 74 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:25,800 Speaker 4: I know, but you just hear about like people getting catfished, 75 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:27,000 Speaker 4: and I was like, I don't. 76 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:31,359 Speaker 2: Know, dude, he's bald, He's not going to catfish. 77 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:36,920 Speaker 1: Maybe his under arm was a catfish situation. He said, 78 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:39,320 Speaker 1: But how did it go when you met up with him? 79 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:40,160 Speaker 3: Yeah? 80 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:42,680 Speaker 4: Well, I mean that's the thing. Like, okay, so I 81 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:46,160 Speaker 4: brought my friend like just this security measure, and I 82 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:49,360 Speaker 4: did not tell him about it beforehand. 83 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:51,080 Speaker 2: Why would you not tell him? 84 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:52,520 Speaker 1: What was his reaction? 85 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:55,360 Speaker 6: Well, okay, so I showed up early and I was 86 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:58,000 Speaker 6: like talking with her at the bar, but I. 87 00:03:57,960 --> 00:04:00,360 Speaker 4: Didn't see that he was already there. So he came 88 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:03,000 Speaker 4: over and he said hi, and I introduced him to 89 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:04,000 Speaker 4: my friend, Saltine. 90 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:07,160 Speaker 2: Saltine. Did you say Saltine like the Cracker? 91 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:09,680 Speaker 4: Yeah? 92 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:12,520 Speaker 2: Okay, that's her real name or is that a nickname? 93 00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:13,760 Speaker 4: That's her real name? 94 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:17,840 Speaker 3: It could if you see an extra woman there, I 95 00:04:17,839 --> 00:04:20,160 Speaker 3: would have been like, oh is this some other situations? 96 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:23,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, I was curious, like is Saltine hot? Is it 97 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:25,960 Speaker 1: possible that she distracted? 98 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:27,760 Speaker 3: She's very white? 99 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:29,720 Speaker 1: Yeah? 100 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:32,559 Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean she's really cute. And Joel was really 101 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:35,840 Speaker 4: polite about it. I think he was definitely surprised, but 102 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:38,400 Speaker 4: he was just kind of going along with it. 103 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:43,119 Speaker 1: Okay, okay, so you and Joel and Saltine all sat 104 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:44,320 Speaker 1: down together for dinner. 105 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:47,320 Speaker 4: Well, we had a drink at the bar, and then 106 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:50,400 Speaker 4: the host came to tell us that our table was ready, and. 107 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:53,040 Speaker 6: He asked if we could get another chair. 108 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:57,039 Speaker 4: Yeah, but I had said no, like I wanted to 109 00:04:57,120 --> 00:05:00,560 Speaker 4: eat with him alone, and Sultine could just at the bar. 110 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:05,080 Speaker 2: She's gonna sit alone? Why would she just go home? 111 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:07,440 Speaker 3: At that point, he's still hovering Brookes. 112 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:11,120 Speaker 4: I mean she's like really outgoing, you know. I mean 113 00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:12,240 Speaker 4: she makes friends. 114 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:12,840 Speaker 6: Like everywhere we go. 115 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:15,839 Speaker 4: She's like very talkative. And I don't know she was 116 00:05:15,839 --> 00:05:16,440 Speaker 4: already there. 117 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:17,400 Speaker 7: Great. 118 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:18,960 Speaker 3: I think most people will be like, sure, I'll just 119 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:20,840 Speaker 3: stay here, have another drink, have some food. 120 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:24,080 Speaker 1: She'll keep an eye on you from a distance and 121 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:26,520 Speaker 1: have a good time. How was the one on one 122 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:27,239 Speaker 1: time with Joel? 123 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:30,359 Speaker 4: So it was really nice? But she came over to 124 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:32,800 Speaker 4: like check on us, which was not part of the 125 00:05:32,839 --> 00:05:33,560 Speaker 4: deal at all. 126 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:36,600 Speaker 2: I did not know, So why was that so bad? 127 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:36,760 Speaker 8: Though? 128 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:38,200 Speaker 2: I mean, like everybody already. 129 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:42,159 Speaker 1: Knows he checked on the brook. She's probably lonely though, 130 00:05:42,240 --> 00:05:44,640 Speaker 1: sitting over there. 131 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:48,520 Speaker 3: At that point? 132 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:51,039 Speaker 2: Is that when Joel's like mood changed. 133 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:53,640 Speaker 4: I mean she like went back to the bar, but 134 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:55,840 Speaker 4: then she was testing me, like, hey, we need to 135 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:59,839 Speaker 4: leave now. And he handled it well. But then after 136 00:05:59,880 --> 00:06:01,880 Speaker 4: the date, I sent him a message and I told 137 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:03,680 Speaker 4: him that I wanted to hang out again and I. 138 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:04,720 Speaker 7: Got no reply. 139 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:08,279 Speaker 6: I feel like I came across as such a weirdo. 140 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:09,839 Speaker 4: You know you did well? 141 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:13,960 Speaker 2: You brought Saltine with your friend. 142 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:16,080 Speaker 7: Reason. 143 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:18,640 Speaker 4: Yeah, so I don't know what the reason is exactly, 144 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:21,000 Speaker 4: but like it's been a little while now. 145 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:23,640 Speaker 6: And I've jumped back into dating pool and I've gone 146 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:25,880 Speaker 6: out with different guys, but no one is as cool 147 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:27,520 Speaker 6: as he was, and I really like. 148 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:29,800 Speaker 3: Him crawling back to the ball. 149 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:32,840 Speaker 2: All right, so you couldn't find a better option. We're 150 00:06:32,839 --> 00:06:33,560 Speaker 2: gonna call him. 151 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:37,480 Speaker 1: That's as good as we can do. 152 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:37,760 Speaker 7: Now. 153 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:40,239 Speaker 3: We can have Saltine on a third line. 154 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:42,600 Speaker 1: No, I don't think so, we're gonna play a song. 155 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:44,560 Speaker 1: We'll come back. We'll call Joel and try to get 156 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:46,960 Speaker 1: your second date update, and then tomorrow we'll do an 157 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:48,920 Speaker 1: awkward Tuesday phone call with Saltine. 158 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:51,200 Speaker 3: Oh okay, I'm into it. 159 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:56,000 Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. Let's do the second update, next second 160 00:06:56,120 --> 00:07:00,279 Speaker 1: date update. Some strange names that we've heard on this 161 00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:05,600 Speaker 1: show before include Latig Gray, who you might remember had 162 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:09,080 Speaker 1: more than sixteen tiger tattoos on his body. It was 163 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:10,400 Speaker 1: a huge tiger. 164 00:07:10,280 --> 00:07:13,080 Speaker 2: Enthusiast, which game first the name. 165 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:18,720 Speaker 1: We also had a young lady named Elizabeth or not 166 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:22,080 Speaker 1: Elizabeth Elizabeth thur with an er at the end. 167 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:23,120 Speaker 2: It's a difficult one. 168 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:25,080 Speaker 1: It was interesting for when Brooke was trying to make 169 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:27,880 Speaker 1: a point saying now Elizabeth. 170 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:32,360 Speaker 2: Orth Or, I stuttered at the end. 171 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:35,520 Speaker 1: And now we have a new person on the phone. 172 00:07:35,760 --> 00:07:37,880 Speaker 1: They're actually not on with us here, but she's a 173 00:07:37,960 --> 00:07:43,760 Speaker 1: large part of the story. Her name is Saltine. Saltine 174 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:46,760 Speaker 1: tagged along on the date with our listener Chavn, who 175 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,080 Speaker 1: was nervous about going on an online date for the 176 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:51,960 Speaker 1: very first time, and so while she was over at 177 00:07:51,960 --> 00:07:55,400 Speaker 1: dinner with her date Joel, Saltine sat over it by 178 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:59,600 Speaker 1: the bar, just spying on them the entire time until 179 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:01,920 Speaker 1: she had an enough and actually marched up to the 180 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:06,720 Speaker 1: table and embarrassed Chavn. So now it's been almost a 181 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:09,240 Speaker 1: month and Chavon's hoping to get back again with Joel. Chavan, 182 00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:11,400 Speaker 1: do you have any last words before we reach out 183 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:11,720 Speaker 1: to him. 184 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:15,680 Speaker 8: I know I messed up when I took Saltine, but 185 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:18,800 Speaker 8: I really like this guy, like he is like the 186 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:23,080 Speaker 8: best thing, especially to what I've been going out with since. 187 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:27,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, he's awesome, Okay, okay, And. 188 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:29,960 Speaker 1: It was all Saltine's fault. We'll just blame it on her. 189 00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:32,000 Speaker 3: That's true. If you can blame it on her, and 190 00:08:32,040 --> 00:08:34,240 Speaker 3: then you just say you're so awesome, I regret everything 191 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:35,160 Speaker 3: I think is an easy piece. 192 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:37,400 Speaker 1: Maybe there's a whole different reason though. Let's just call 193 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:38,760 Speaker 1: Joel and see what he has to say. 194 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:41,200 Speaker 7: You ready, Oh, oh my god? 195 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:43,559 Speaker 1: All right, deep breath, here we go. 196 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:58,160 Speaker 7: Hello is this Joel? Uh yeah, hey Joel. 197 00:08:58,160 --> 00:09:00,600 Speaker 1: My name is jeff from a morning rate show that 198 00:09:00,679 --> 00:09:02,160 Speaker 1: you may have heard of called Brook and Jeffrey in 199 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:02,480 Speaker 1: the Morning. 200 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:07,679 Speaker 7: Uh, yeah, I think I've heard of you, guys. 201 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:08,200 Speaker 8: Cool. 202 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:10,440 Speaker 2: Thank you for the good review. 203 00:09:10,640 --> 00:09:11,160 Speaker 1: We've heard it. 204 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:11,480 Speaker 3: Yeah. 205 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:13,200 Speaker 1: The funny thing is we heard of you too. 206 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:17,720 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, good things too about you, Joel. 207 00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:19,680 Speaker 1: We heard it from somebody that you went out on 208 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:22,480 Speaker 1: a date with a little while ago named chavn. 209 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:28,720 Speaker 2: Oh oh you do remember, because she said like thirty days, 210 00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:30,319 Speaker 2: like a month ago, that you guys went out. 211 00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:32,320 Speaker 7: Yeah it's sun. 212 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:35,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, getting hints from the tone of your voice 213 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:38,080 Speaker 1: that it wasn't the best date for you, but we 214 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:38,880 Speaker 1: kind of knew that. 215 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:43,000 Speaker 7: Yeah, uh no, it was not. 216 00:09:44,280 --> 00:09:44,959 Speaker 2: Was it funny? 217 00:09:45,320 --> 00:09:46,040 Speaker 4: You laughed? 218 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:51,920 Speaker 7: It's just uh so we went out to dinner like 219 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:54,520 Speaker 7: a month ago, and when I went out with her, 220 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:56,480 Speaker 7: she ended up bringing her friend. 221 00:09:56,880 --> 00:10:00,600 Speaker 1: Yeah on the date, you remember her friends name. 222 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:06,280 Speaker 7: Yeah, Saltine. Yeah. I thought it was crazy because when 223 00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:08,880 Speaker 7: we matched online, I thought her name was beautiful. I 224 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:11,440 Speaker 7: love the name Chavon. And then on the date she 225 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:13,840 Speaker 7: brings this friend named Saltine, and I'm just like, this 226 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:15,959 Speaker 7: is the most absurd thing I've ever heard of my life. 227 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:19,200 Speaker 1: Chavan said that you seem to be really cool with it. 228 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:22,040 Speaker 1: You're able to basically roll with the evening, which is awesome. 229 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:22,880 Speaker 1: How did it go? 230 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:25,360 Speaker 7: I didn't want to be a about it. It was weird 231 00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:28,120 Speaker 7: having another person there, but so I suggested it was 232 00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:31,800 Speaker 7: get a table for three, and Chavan just said she's 233 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:38,839 Speaker 7: gonna sit at the bar and watch us. Immediately red 234 00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:41,160 Speaker 7: flag somebody who's gonna watch us. 235 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:48,200 Speaker 1: Okay, you're lifestyle chaperone, because I mean, I I do 236 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:56,880 Speaker 1: enjoy watching sometimes. 237 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:56,079 Speaker 7: I'm just not into that voyeuristic lifestyle. 238 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:04,480 Speaker 1: Chavan told us, Just wait, you're not. But Chavan told 239 00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:06,839 Speaker 1: us that Saltine is kind of a like a fun type, 240 00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:09,320 Speaker 1: like a outgoing social girl. 241 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:12,319 Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, she she seemed pretty cool. Again, like I 242 00:11:12,559 --> 00:11:16,720 Speaker 7: thought we would sit together, but yeah, yeah, sitting alone. 243 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:20,400 Speaker 7: Only laughed about twenty minutes because then Saltine is like 244 00:11:20,559 --> 00:11:26,000 Speaker 7: stumbling over to the table somebing, but she's drunk, clearly drunk. 245 00:11:27,559 --> 00:11:30,360 Speaker 2: What is she supposed to do twenty minutes an. 246 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:36,840 Speaker 7: Then she starts coming at me saying how I'm the 247 00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:40,199 Speaker 7: unlucky one that I didn't match with her, that he's 248 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:45,840 Speaker 7: the fun one, that Ron is boring there She's totally like, no, 249 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,680 Speaker 7: Chavon had gone up to go to the bathroom. 250 00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:55,559 Speaker 1: That's even, so you're with Saltine now she's the fun one. 251 00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:57,800 Speaker 7: No, I'm not with Saltine. I'm not with any of them. 252 00:11:58,120 --> 00:11:59,640 Speaker 3: Oh and that sex. 253 00:11:59,840 --> 00:12:02,920 Speaker 2: She thinks she's bringing her most trusted friend with her 254 00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:05,240 Speaker 2: to help her out, and she's like to trying to 255 00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:06,560 Speaker 2: steal her may look. 256 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:10,240 Speaker 7: Ten minutes later, Saltine is getting like carted out of 257 00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:13,800 Speaker 7: the bar. She was getting sticked out but off and 258 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:17,160 Speaker 7: Chevan takes care of her. She orders her an uber 259 00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:19,760 Speaker 7: to get her home. So we just decided to call 260 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:23,440 Speaker 7: it early and I drove her home. And I don't 261 00:12:23,640 --> 00:12:27,560 Speaker 7: like to judge people off their friends, but like, yeah, 262 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:30,960 Speaker 7: this was the pretty big red flag. 263 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:34,560 Speaker 2: That's the worry that's gonna be hard for her to hear. 264 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:39,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, actually she's already kind of heard that, Joel, because 265 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:41,960 Speaker 1: I didn't let you know this before. But Chavon has 266 00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:44,960 Speaker 1: actually been on the other line listening this entire time. Wow, 267 00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:48,360 Speaker 1: just spying in on the conversation like Saltine did. And 268 00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:50,480 Speaker 1: now she wants to jump in and talk to you. 269 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:55,720 Speaker 2: Yeah, Hi, did you know that, Cheffon? 270 00:12:56,520 --> 00:13:00,000 Speaker 5: No, No, I had no idea. I had no idea. 271 00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:03,240 Speaker 7: Yeah, you know what, I don't have any idea about 272 00:13:03,679 --> 00:13:05,520 Speaker 7: how did she get my number? What? 273 00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:07,360 Speaker 1: Who got your number? 274 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:08,560 Speaker 7: Saltine? 275 00:13:09,559 --> 00:13:10,480 Speaker 1: What what do you mean? 276 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:15,120 Speaker 7: She's texting me apologizing about that night, saying how sorry 277 00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:17,440 Speaker 7: she was, like begging me to go back out with 278 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:20,320 Speaker 7: you so much that she offered me money. 279 00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:28,560 Speaker 4: Oh my god, she wants to say you, pamp. 280 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:29,560 Speaker 2: Is that what's going on? 281 00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:30,760 Speaker 3: Oh my god? 282 00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:32,520 Speaker 1: She sounds like she's a stable person. 283 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:36,040 Speaker 5: I don't even really know what to say. I mean, 284 00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:40,439 Speaker 5: I'm imagining that she probably got your number through my phone. 285 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:44,120 Speaker 5: I obviously didn't give it to her, and like, this 286 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:47,080 Speaker 5: is not a representation of how I am as a 287 00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:50,720 Speaker 5: person at all. Like, I had no idea that she 288 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:53,319 Speaker 5: would backst at me like this. 289 00:13:53,559 --> 00:13:57,080 Speaker 2: And talking to her about her when she was in 290 00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:58,960 Speaker 2: the bathroom. That was totally backs down. 291 00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:02,000 Speaker 1: What about the art where she tried to fix the relationship, 292 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:03,439 Speaker 1: it was like, you should go out here. 293 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:07,320 Speaker 5: It's not okay that she did that. She should have 294 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:09,960 Speaker 5: stayed out of it, Like she made enough of a mess. 295 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,760 Speaker 5: She came over to the table, like maybe I would 296 00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:15,280 Speaker 5: have had a chance had she not been such a creep, 297 00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:18,400 Speaker 5: and then sling your number out of my phone trying 298 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:20,520 Speaker 5: to pay you to go out with me, Like that's 299 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:21,440 Speaker 5: so messed up. 300 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:26,480 Speaker 7: Yeah, you know that she asked me out No wait. 301 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:28,600 Speaker 2: Via text or when when she was drunk at. 302 00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:33,040 Speaker 7: The bar she texted me like last week asking if 303 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:35,760 Speaker 7: i'd be her date to some like dental hygienis ball. 304 00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:36,280 Speaker 4: Oh. 305 00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:43,560 Speaker 5: I mean she's wild and crazy and like I've seen 306 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:46,360 Speaker 5: her do some shady stuff, but like, I never thought 307 00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:47,920 Speaker 5: she would do something like this to me. 308 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,640 Speaker 2: And I bet you've been talking to her about how 309 00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:54,160 Speaker 2: much you've been thinking about Joel and about how you 310 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:59,040 Speaker 2: wish you could go out with him again. Like that 311 00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:06,120 Speaker 2: is hard to okay, let's just see. 312 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:09,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, I think to me it sounds like Chevn is 313 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:14,040 Speaker 1: on the brink of cutting Saltine out of her life permanently. 314 00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:16,200 Speaker 2: Which may not be sad. 315 00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:21,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, so with Oh my god, I don't know if 316 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:24,880 Speaker 1: that's true, Savon, but if it is, Joel, now that 317 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:27,880 Speaker 1: Saltine is out of the picture, would you be willing 318 00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:31,360 Speaker 1: to go out with Chevn just by herself? She's the 319 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:32,360 Speaker 1: stable one. 320 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:33,000 Speaker 3: The boring one. 321 00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:37,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, have a nice right now, sorry, a boring gluten 322 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:41,040 Speaker 1: free date with and we'll pay for it. 323 00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:44,680 Speaker 7: You know, they're best friends. It's hard to just like 324 00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:48,440 Speaker 7: best friends best friends, not. 325 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:51,600 Speaker 5: My best friend. Like, I know, I know I messed up. 326 00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:53,760 Speaker 5: I know that it was super weird and creepy what 327 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:56,320 Speaker 5: I did. I was nervous because it was my first 328 00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:59,160 Speaker 5: time online dating. But I really like you, and I 329 00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:02,800 Speaker 5: would just appreciate just one more chance. Please. I swear 330 00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:04,680 Speaker 5: to Godine's not going to be there, She's not going 331 00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:08,760 Speaker 5: to be anywhere near me ever. Again, honestly, I'm not 332 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:11,880 Speaker 5: crazy like her, and I was just really like, I 333 00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:14,120 Speaker 5: just lost my best friend. Like, please, let this be 334 00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:16,600 Speaker 5: some sort of like consolation. 335 00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:22,520 Speaker 1: Rise, Joel. Really, Saltine will not be anywhere on your date, 336 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:24,920 Speaker 1: but she will still be tracking your phone. So just 337 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,680 Speaker 1: keep that in mind. But I say, give Chavn one 338 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:28,280 Speaker 1: more chance. 339 00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:30,280 Speaker 2: You got to say yes to that, Joel. 340 00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:49,560 Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, brooking Jeffrey in the Morning, Brook and Jeffrey 341 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:50,840 Speaker 5: in the Morning.