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Speaker 1: one eight hundred d yaway dot com. A great defense

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Speaker 1: can be the difference between a dismiss case or jail

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Speaker 1: time one eight hundred do you away on the twenties?

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Speaker 1: I'm moving eight point five? Hello is Carrie there? No, Oh,

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Speaker 1: you must be her husband. Hey, this is Aiden's father. Um,

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Speaker 1: your son is coming over to our Halloween party. Oh hey,

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Speaker 1: uh yeah, I'm David. Okay. Well, I was calling because

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Speaker 1: I know your wife had expressed some concerns over the

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Speaker 1: content of the party, and you just want to check

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Speaker 1: up on that. Yeah. Thanks, We just uh you know,

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Speaker 1: he's a he's offensive kids, so we wanted to just

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Speaker 1: make sure it wasn't too crazy or scary. Completely understandable.

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Speaker 1: It's just gonna be a costume party. The only kind

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Speaker 1: of scary thing is like one of those bowls with

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Speaker 1: spaghetti and it makes it feel like brains or something.

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Speaker 1: That's kind of an old Halloween thing. Yeah, yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: that should be fine, Okay, And then we're gonna bob

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Speaker 1: for apples the usual, and um, then at the end

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Speaker 1: of the night, we're gonna have a seance. Well I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: what did you say to see in a seance, you know,

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Speaker 1: where you call upon the undead. We'll get the Wuigi

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Speaker 1: board out to light some candles. It's really it's pretty fun. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so it's like a board game. No, it's quite a

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Speaker 1: bit more than that. This Wigi board that we have

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Speaker 1: has been passed down generation a generation in our family

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Speaker 1: because we're Wicca, like the religion. Yes, I'm a male witch.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know if you had heard. Yeah, I did

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Speaker 1: not know that. So, yes, I'm very good at calling

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Speaker 1: on the undead. You know that may be a little

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Speaker 1: all little much for him. I'd say, if you're going

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Speaker 1: to be calling them undead or something, I mean maybe

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Speaker 1: when ye're We tried to be, you know, go all

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Speaker 1: the way scary Halloween with it and tried to call

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Speaker 1: a hitler. That didn't go very well. What did you

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Speaker 1: just say? Did you say hitler? We only did that

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Speaker 1: because we thought it would be scary. But we're not

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Speaker 1: doing that anymore because of what happened. And so this

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Speaker 1: year we're gonna One of the kids thought that he

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Speaker 1: might be um, might be possessed, but I think he

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Speaker 1: just got ahold of too much candy. Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 1: My son is seven. He does not need to be

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Speaker 1: around a seance. You know. I know that my son

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Speaker 1: is a big fan of your sons and he'd be

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Speaker 1: devastated if he wasn't at the party. So how about okay,

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Speaker 1: we'll get rid of the seance. We'll just keep the

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Speaker 1: bobbing for apples, the you know, spaghetti and a bowl thing,

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Speaker 1: and then we'll just top it off with the corpse touch.

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Well, you know, it's a

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Speaker 1: it's a classic, the corpse touch. It's just my buddy

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Speaker 1: Randy works part time at the morgue. He's gonna bring

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Speaker 1: by a cadaver at the end of the party and

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Speaker 1: all the kids get to touch him. Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 1: You're gonna bring a body to I should call social

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Speaker 1: services on you. It's a Halloween classic, the corpse touch.

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Speaker 1: Have you never done the corpse touch? Don't ask it's

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Speaker 1: a normal thing. Have you've never done this? That's a

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Speaker 1: very weird thing. And I don't know, I don't know

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Speaker 1: anybody who has access to a morgue. Don't worry so much. Okay,

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Speaker 1: the body has been cold for over forty eight hours.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you should try not sheltering your kids so much. Honestly,

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Speaker 1: just man, I mean they're just trying to make me

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Speaker 1: feel weird because I raised my kids normally and you're

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Speaker 1: some weird weekend double worshiping. I don't know what the look.

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Speaker 1: It's not as bad as you think. You should just

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Speaker 1: come to the party. What you man, just something I

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Speaker 1: can't read sarcasm. We'll just large ass. Oh wait, I'm

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Speaker 1: getting something from the other world right now. It's your wife, Carrie,

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Speaker 1: because she actually emailed me to call you. This is

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Speaker 1: Jewel from brook and Jewil in the morning. I'm moving

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Speaker 1: eighty two point five doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: What that's a joke. Carrie said that you were worried

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Speaker 1: about this Halloween part of your kids going to Man,

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Speaker 1: I'm still kissed at you. I'm still mad, I'm still

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Speaker 1: I got my heart pounding.