WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Southern Inhospitality

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<v Speaker 1>Rooking jewels. Second, well, I do declare I'm excited about

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<v Speaker 1>today's second date. Update, y Southern woman. We have a

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<v Speaker 1>bona fide Southern gentleman on the phone, and I can't

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<v Speaker 1>wait to talk to him. His name is Jeffrey, most

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<v Speaker 1>likely Jeffrey Beauregard. That's what I would think. His email

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<v Speaker 1>said that he just moved to town from the South

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<v Speaker 1>and he's having trouble meeting ladies and finally found a

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<v Speaker 1>dating Now she's not calling him back. Jeffrey, I say

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<v Speaker 1>that is a travesty that that would happen to you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta agree with him, ma'am. Oh my god. He's

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<v Speaker 1>actually batting his eyelashes at you right now. Jeffrey, you

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<v Speaker 1>better be carefully. May drop a white glove on the

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<v Speaker 1>ground any moment. Well, yeah, I tell you something. Where

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<v Speaker 1>I'm from LaSala, there are any woman who talk like him.

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<v Speaker 1>Way to just dash my dreams. Jeff How you doing, man?

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks for your email? Yeah, you know, I guess I'm

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<v Speaker 1>doing okay all things considered, except for this girl not

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<v Speaker 1>calling me back. That's you know, That's why I'm here.

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<v Speaker 1>How long you've been like you've been in town and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm assuming that you've been listening to the show for

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<v Speaker 1>a while if you're willing to do a second date

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<v Speaker 1>update with us. Yeah. Yeah, I've been here for a

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<v Speaker 1>little over a month now, and uh, I actually move

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<v Speaker 1>around for work a lot. I've been all over the

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<v Speaker 1>South and uh, you know, I'm kind of starting something

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<v Speaker 1>new and here here in the area, and so I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I like my morning shows. I like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to like meet people and do stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 1>So I heard you guys and jubil Maybe it was

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<v Speaker 1>that inherent Southern charm. Yeah, well I do. I do

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<v Speaker 1>tend to connect with my Southern gentlemen. Don't die. Tell

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<v Speaker 1>us a little bit about the girl that you want

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<v Speaker 1>to call today. Her name is Lana, and uh, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I think this story is, Um, it's just sertotypical. I

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<v Speaker 1>guess you know. We went out to a restaurant on

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<v Speaker 1>a day we met online because you know, I'm I'm new,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know anybody in this area. So I was

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<v Speaker 1>going online and so went out to a restaurant. Now

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<v Speaker 1>she had to drive. For a long story, my car

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<v Speaker 1>is actually being shipped. Um, I'm not going to go

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<v Speaker 1>and all that but when you say car, I'm assuming

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<v Speaker 1>you mean jacked up truck. Right, Yeah, how was out?

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<v Speaker 1>We all got all wet trucks. Had you had you

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<v Speaker 1>online dated when you lived in the south or is

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<v Speaker 1>this your first go round? I've done a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>for nothing too serious. Just this is a it's a

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<v Speaker 1>litt embarrassing because yeah, I don't have my car, and yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I'm not usually the one that the girl

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<v Speaker 1>has come pick up. That's that's a little embarrassing for me.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, she was cool. It didn't it didn't

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<v Speaker 1>seem to matter to her, you know what. No matter

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<v Speaker 1>how progressive you think, it's always kind of weird whenever

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<v Speaker 1>you're going out on a date as a guy, you

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<v Speaker 1>just feel like you should be the one picking them up.

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<v Speaker 1>And I've gone on a couple of dates like that

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<v Speaker 1>when my car was in the shop or whatever. It's like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>you want to go out, and she's like, Sharon, I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, well, you gotta come pick me up. It's

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<v Speaker 1>always kind of an awkward conversation for some reason. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's kind of how it felt. Did you make her

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<v Speaker 1>get out of the driver's seat just so you could

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<v Speaker 1>in the door for her? No, I didn't do. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I know where I am. I didn't try any of

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<v Speaker 1>that stuff. But you know, I think I know why

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<v Speaker 1>she's not calling me back. We went to dinner. It

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<v Speaker 1>was it was fine, we talk had a good time,

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<v Speaker 1>but I didn't have my wallet on me. I realized

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<v Speaker 1>it fell out in the car. So at the end

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<v Speaker 1>of dinner, well, I realized I was going to pay

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<v Speaker 1>because I at least do that much, and I realized

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<v Speaker 1>my wallet had fallen out, So I asked for her

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<v Speaker 1>keys to go look back at her car, and she

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<v Speaker 1>kind of looked at me nervously and gave me the keys.

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<v Speaker 1>She probably thought you were about to steal her car,

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<v Speaker 1>because you read a lot of these news stories about

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<v Speaker 1>people who got online dates they end up stealing somebody's

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<v Speaker 1>car on a first date. I don't know, I've never

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<v Speaker 1>read about that before. That the thing people do. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it is, dude, go ahead and google it. There's stories

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<v Speaker 1>about it all the time. I'm sure she just thought

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<v Speaker 1>you were cheap, not that you were going to steal

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<v Speaker 1>her car. Yeah. I mean we've been making jokes about

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<v Speaker 1>how I was fish out of water all night, so

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<v Speaker 1>you know, maybe she was thinking of some weird serial

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<v Speaker 1>killer car thief person. Yeah, I mean it seems convenient

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<v Speaker 1>when you're at dinner and you're like, oh, man, I

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<v Speaker 1>left my wallet in your car. Can I borrow your

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<v Speaker 1>keys please? I'll be right back, I swear. Yeah, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>that's exactly why I think she might not be calling

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<v Speaker 1>me back. But I did. I found my wallet pretty quick,

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<v Speaker 1>came back and I paid and so after that, of

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<v Speaker 1>course she drove me home. That's weird. Again. At the end,

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<v Speaker 1>we shook hands. Uh. You know, it was the first date,

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<v Speaker 1>but I didn't want to kiss her, not on the

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<v Speaker 1>first date. That's not how I was raised. So can

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<v Speaker 1>I ask you, did you offer your hand first or

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<v Speaker 1>did she offer the handshake? I think I think I

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<v Speaker 1>offered my Yeah, I offered mine first. Okay, that's weird.

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<v Speaker 1>So you know, at the end of the night, I

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<v Speaker 1>like leaned over shook her hand and she smiled it.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I think I said something like this

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<v Speaker 1>was a nice time. Um, and uh, I think you know,

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<v Speaker 1>if you'll be hearing from me again, I hope I

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<v Speaker 1>see you soon sometime like that. And what was her

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<v Speaker 1>response to that? She said she had a fun time,

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<v Speaker 1>And yeah, I said can I call you again? And

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<v Speaker 1>she said sure, And did you call her again? I've

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<v Speaker 1>only called one, so I have texted uh like three

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<v Speaker 1>or four times. Um. You know, it's a little a

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<v Speaker 1>little confusing because I know it was a little crazy

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<v Speaker 1>asking for her keys and like that, that kind of thing.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, I came back. I didn't steal her car,

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<v Speaker 1>didn't do nothing like that. And she said she had

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of fun. So I'm just confused. All right, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna play a song, come back, call her and

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<v Speaker 1>get your second date update. Okay, all right, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, man hold on rooking Jubil in the morning

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<v Speaker 1>for today's second date update. Jeff is on the phone

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<v Speaker 1>with us. He's a southern gentleman who just moved here.

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<v Speaker 1>I met a girl online. They went out to dinner.

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing really crazy about dinner, said, they had a good

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<v Speaker 1>time time. The only thing that happened and is the

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<v Speaker 1>reason that he thinks he's not getting a call back,

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<v Speaker 1>is that during dinner he realized that he forgot his

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<v Speaker 1>wallet in her car because she had to drive because

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<v Speaker 1>his car isn't here yet. So he asked for the keys,

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<v Speaker 1>went out to the car, grabbed his wallet, came back

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<v Speaker 1>in and still paid for dinner, but he thinks that

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<v Speaker 1>that might have been kind of weird for her. It

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<v Speaker 1>is kind of weird to be like, hey, first date,

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<v Speaker 1>don't know you were well? But can I have your

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<v Speaker 1>keys please? So we're about to call her right now, Jeff,

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<v Speaker 1>you're ready to go for your second date? Update? I

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<v Speaker 1>think so? Yeah, all right, why do you want to

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<v Speaker 1>call this girl? I mean, I would I just think

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<v Speaker 1>if I was new to town, i'd want to date

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<v Speaker 1>around a little bit. I do want to date around,

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<v Speaker 1>but yeah, I want to I want to see her

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<v Speaker 1>again first. I want to follow up with her and

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<v Speaker 1>spend a little more time with her first. Yeah, you're

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<v Speaker 1>not trying to fall in love with her? Right? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I know that's kind of the whole

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<v Speaker 1>point of dating. But I guess you don't know unless

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<v Speaker 1>you get a second date, right, Yeah, that's right. Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna call her right now, get her on the phone,

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<v Speaker 1>and see if we can find out why she's not

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<v Speaker 1>calling you back. All right, all right, here we go. Hello, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>can I speak to Alana? Please? Yeah? This is hey Alana?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you? This is Jewil from brook and Jewil

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<v Speaker 1>in the Morning. Who Jewel from brook and Jewil in

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<v Speaker 1>the Morning. I don't know who that is. I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right. There's a lot of people that don't know

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<v Speaker 1>who it is. It's a radio show, morning radio show.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you doing? Okay, I'm calling you because you

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<v Speaker 1>recently went out on a date with one of our

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<v Speaker 1>listeners and they wanted us to get a hold of you. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>do you what's their name? He's a southern gentleman who

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<v Speaker 1>just kind of moved to town. You know I'm talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>His name is Jeff. Yes, I do. He actually emailed

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<v Speaker 1>us and told us a little bit about your date

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<v Speaker 1>and is confused as to why you're not calling him back,

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<v Speaker 1>so he asked us to see we get you on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone and find out why. Um, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I just didn't really work. You didn't really work. The

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<v Speaker 1>whole date was just weird. There were little things that

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<v Speaker 1>happened the whole date and it just didn't really go well. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>can you can you put it so that we can

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<v Speaker 1>tell him? Can you describe in your own words the

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<v Speaker 1>date then, because it sounds like it sounds like more

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<v Speaker 1>happened than what he told us. Yeah. I mean we're

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<v Speaker 1>just really different, really really different. I think during dinner,

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<v Speaker 1>I went to use the restroom and I got back

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<v Speaker 1>and I heard him past gas at the table, like

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<v Speaker 1>were you sitting back down or were you just coming

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<v Speaker 1>up to the table. It was coming back to the table,

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<v Speaker 1>and as I was sitting down, I definitely heard him

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<v Speaker 1>pass gap. So you were walking like did he not

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<v Speaker 1>notice that you were there yet? And you were walking

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<v Speaker 1>up and he farted right Basically he didn't say a

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<v Speaker 1>single thing about it, and I just kind of sat

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<v Speaker 1>there and saw, Okay, well, I guess we'll just let

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<v Speaker 1>this go. Did you guys have that awkward moment where

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<v Speaker 1>you both know that the other one farted and you

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<v Speaker 1>kind of sit there and science for a second, like

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<v Speaker 1>is this somebody going to bring it up? And then

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<v Speaker 1>you go I did, But he kind of seemed like

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<v Speaker 1>it was totally fine. What is he going to say?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you'd have to pretend like it didn't happen

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<v Speaker 1>on your first day at dinner? Well, I kind of

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<v Speaker 1>tried to just forget about it. But then we get

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<v Speaker 1>to paying for the check and he tells me that

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<v Speaker 1>he thinks he left his wallet in my car. And whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I get it, like maybe it just fell

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<v Speaker 1>out of his pocket or something. So I gave him

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<v Speaker 1>my keys, and I was praying that he wasn't going

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<v Speaker 1>to like steel my car or anything. But he came

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<v Speaker 1>back and he paid for the bill and everything, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>everything was fine, and then, you know, I really thought

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<v Speaker 1>maybe I would go out with him again. But then

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<v Speaker 1>I got home and I was getting my bags and

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<v Speaker 1>everything from my car, and I realized that the change

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<v Speaker 1>in my change box in my car was completely gone. Like, wait,

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<v Speaker 1>so you're accusing him of stealing the change out of

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<v Speaker 1>your car one hundred percent? Are you percent really quarders

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<v Speaker 1>in there? I know I keep my change there as

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<v Speaker 1>like my little you know thing where I just grow

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<v Speaker 1>my change. It was completely gone. What do you think

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<v Speaker 1>was that this hillbilly from the south took my change

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<v Speaker 1>to go from me? So I wasn't even gonna you know,

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<v Speaker 1>he tried calling me, text me a couple of times.

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<v Speaker 1>I did not even want to respond. I don't even

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<v Speaker 1>want to see him again. I don't want to hear

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<v Speaker 1>from him. I can't even believe that, Like the audacity,

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<v Speaker 1>you would have to call a radio station knowing that

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<v Speaker 1>he stole from me. You said you don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>hear from him ever again, never again. Okay, Well that's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be tough because he's actually on the other line listening.

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<v Speaker 1>You actually noticed the change was gone your car? What

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<v Speaker 1>is going on? That's that's Jeff. Oh my god, it's me.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Jeff. I've been here the whole time. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to talk to you, like you know what you did.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to talk to you. Helta. Don't you

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<v Speaker 1>think you're being a little paranoid accusing Jeff of stealing

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<v Speaker 1>the change out of your car. I highly doubt that

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<v Speaker 1>Jeff took the change out of your car. I took it.

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<v Speaker 1>What you did actually stole change? Oh, just listen for

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<v Speaker 1>a second. I mean, first off, it was a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of bucks and it was a tip. It was a tip.

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<v Speaker 1>You actually stole it. I checked my wallet. Cast was

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit low joke. I'm the a little extra

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<v Speaker 1>for the tip. It was only a couple of bucks.

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<v Speaker 1>I know. That's something I learned in the South, and

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<v Speaker 1>tip good when you go out. Yeah, but your own money.

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<v Speaker 1>I was going to pay it back on a second date.

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<v Speaker 1>A second date. You really think I would go on

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<v Speaker 1>a second date with you after you stole from me.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not stealing. I was borrowing it and I was

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<v Speaker 1>going to pay it back all a second date. We

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<v Speaker 1>do that all the time of the South. There's no

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<v Speaker 1>big deal you do, Jeff, like that's a common Southern

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<v Speaker 1>thing to steal each other's car change and use it

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<v Speaker 1>as a tip. No, I ain't stealing. I'm not stealing nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm borrowing change. It's changed, Jeff. Do you notice change

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<v Speaker 1>in your car? It's all changing my car. It's been

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<v Speaker 1>there for a long Oh my god. If you actually

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<v Speaker 1>ask somebody for money and then tell them you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>pay it back, you can't just take it. I forgot.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. You know this is just all ridiculous. Jeff.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you're a dumb hick. Oh. I don't understand

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<v Speaker 1>why we're even having this conversation. I don't have any

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<v Speaker 1>more time for this. Our conversation is done. That was quick.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, Jeff, you're still there. Man, I don't get it.

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna pay her back. It was a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of bucks, yeah, but from a car. I was good

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<v Speaker 1>fused for the tip. But Jeff, you should probably ask

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<v Speaker 1>before you do that, you know, man, it was my

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<v Speaker 1>first date with her. I was nervous about everything else anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>and I forgot. I forgot. All right, Well, and my

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<v Speaker 1>advice to you would be, next time, if you're ever

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<v Speaker 1>in that position, don't steal somebody's cash from their car. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>You know you keep saying stealing. You know, I've heard you.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't steal nothing, okay, Jeff, all right, Hey man,

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<v Speaker 1>I look listen. I'm just telling you that you probably

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<v Speaker 1>shouldn't take money from people's cars, even if it's like

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<v Speaker 1>a southern thing like you said, it's definitely not done here.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm talking to me about all this DJ radio high

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<v Speaker 1>school rop out. You don't know what you're talking about, Jeff.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the first thing I will agree with you on.

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<v Speaker 1>I am a radio host. I know that. Don't be

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<v Speaker 1>so mad. I'm just trying to help you out. Yeah, well,

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of help you are. That just really happened.

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<v Speaker 1>We just got hung up on twice, which is impressive,

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<v Speaker 1>be the first time for that. I didn't even get

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<v Speaker 1>to ask if they wanted to go on a second date.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I'll have to email them see if I

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<v Speaker 1>can get him to go out again,