Speaker 1: Rooking jewels. Second, well, I do declare I'm excited about
Speaker 1: today's second date. Update, y Southern woman. We have a
Speaker 1: bona fide Southern gentleman on the phone, and I can't
Speaker 1: wait to talk to him. His name is Jeffrey, most
Speaker 1: likely Jeffrey Beauregard. That's what I would think. His email
Speaker 1: said that he just moved to town from the South
Speaker 1: and he's having trouble meeting ladies and finally found a
Speaker 1: dating Now she's not calling him back. Jeffrey, I say
Speaker 1: that is a travesty that that would happen to you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I gotta agree with him, ma'am. Oh my god. He's
Speaker 1: actually batting his eyelashes at you right now. Jeffrey, you
Speaker 1: better be carefully. May drop a white glove on the
Speaker 1: ground any moment. Well, yeah, I tell you something. Where
Speaker 1: I'm from LaSala, there are any woman who talk like him.
Speaker 1: Way to just dash my dreams. Jeff How you doing, man?
Speaker 1: Thanks for your email? Yeah, you know, I guess I'm
Speaker 1: doing okay all things considered, except for this girl not
Speaker 1: calling me back. That's you know, That's why I'm here.
Speaker 1: How long you've been like you've been in town and
Speaker 1: I'm assuming that you've been listening to the show for
Speaker 1: a while if you're willing to do a second date
Speaker 1: update with us. Yeah. Yeah, I've been here for a
Speaker 1: little over a month now, and uh, I actually move
Speaker 1: around for work a lot. I've been all over the
Speaker 1: South and uh, you know, I'm kind of starting something
Speaker 1: new and here here in the area, and so I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know, I like my morning shows. I like I'm
Speaker 1: trying to like meet people and do stuff like that.
Speaker 1: So I heard you guys and jubil Maybe it was
Speaker 1: that inherent Southern charm. Yeah, well I do. I do
Speaker 1: tend to connect with my Southern gentlemen. Don't die. Tell
Speaker 1: us a little bit about the girl that you want
Speaker 1: to call today. Her name is Lana, and uh, you know,
Speaker 1: I think this story is, Um, it's just sertotypical. I
Speaker 1: guess you know. We went out to a restaurant on
Speaker 1: a day we met online because you know, I'm I'm new,
Speaker 1: I don't know anybody in this area. So I was
Speaker 1: going online and so went out to a restaurant. Now
Speaker 1: she had to drive. For a long story, my car
Speaker 1: is actually being shipped. Um, I'm not going to go
Speaker 1: and all that but when you say car, I'm assuming
Speaker 1: you mean jacked up truck. Right, Yeah, how was out?
Speaker 1: We all got all wet trucks. Had you had you
Speaker 1: online dated when you lived in the south or is
Speaker 1: this your first go round? I've done a little bit
Speaker 1: for nothing too serious. Just this is a it's a
Speaker 1: litt embarrassing because yeah, I don't have my car, and yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm not usually the one that the girl
Speaker 1: has come pick up. That's that's a little embarrassing for me.
Speaker 1: But you know, she was cool. It didn't it didn't
Speaker 1: seem to matter to her, you know what. No matter
Speaker 1: how progressive you think, it's always kind of weird whenever
Speaker 1: you're going out on a date as a guy, you
Speaker 1: just feel like you should be the one picking them up.
Speaker 1: And I've gone on a couple of dates like that
Speaker 1: when my car was in the shop or whatever. It's like, hey,
Speaker 1: you want to go out, and she's like, Sharon, I
Speaker 1: was like, well, you gotta come pick me up. It's
Speaker 1: always kind of an awkward conversation for some reason. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's kind of how it felt. Did you make her
Speaker 1: get out of the driver's seat just so you could
Speaker 1: in the door for her? No, I didn't do. You know,
Speaker 1: I know where I am. I didn't try any of
Speaker 1: that stuff. But you know, I think I know why
Speaker 1: she's not calling me back. We went to dinner. It
Speaker 1: was it was fine, we talk had a good time,
Speaker 1: but I didn't have my wallet on me. I realized
Speaker 1: it fell out in the car. So at the end
Speaker 1: of dinner, well, I realized I was going to pay
Speaker 1: because I at least do that much, and I realized
Speaker 1: my wallet had fallen out, So I asked for her
Speaker 1: keys to go look back at her car, and she
Speaker 1: kind of looked at me nervously and gave me the keys.
Speaker 1: She probably thought you were about to steal her car,
Speaker 1: because you read a lot of these news stories about
Speaker 1: people who got online dates they end up stealing somebody's
Speaker 1: car on a first date. I don't know, I've never
Speaker 1: read about that before. That the thing people do. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: it is, dude, go ahead and google it. There's stories
Speaker 1: about it all the time. I'm sure she just thought
Speaker 1: you were cheap, not that you were going to steal
Speaker 1: her car. Yeah. I mean we've been making jokes about
Speaker 1: how I was fish out of water all night, so
Speaker 1: you know, maybe she was thinking of some weird serial
Speaker 1: killer car thief person. Yeah, I mean it seems convenient
Speaker 1: when you're at dinner and you're like, oh, man, I
Speaker 1: left my wallet in your car. Can I borrow your
Speaker 1: keys please? I'll be right back, I swear. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: that's exactly why I think she might not be calling
Speaker 1: me back. But I did. I found my wallet pretty quick,
Speaker 1: came back and I paid and so after that, of
Speaker 1: course she drove me home. That's weird. Again. At the end,
Speaker 1: we shook hands. Uh. You know, it was the first date,
Speaker 1: but I didn't want to kiss her, not on the
Speaker 1: first date. That's not how I was raised. So can
Speaker 1: I ask you, did you offer your hand first or
Speaker 1: did she offer the handshake? I think I think I
Speaker 1: offered my Yeah, I offered mine first. Okay, that's weird.
Speaker 1: So you know, at the end of the night, I
Speaker 1: like leaned over shook her hand and she smiled it.
Speaker 1: I was like, I think I said something like this
Speaker 1: was a nice time. Um, and uh, I think you know,
Speaker 1: if you'll be hearing from me again, I hope I
Speaker 1: see you soon sometime like that. And what was her
Speaker 1: response to that? She said she had a fun time,
Speaker 1: And yeah, I said can I call you again? And
Speaker 1: she said sure, And did you call her again? I've
Speaker 1: only called one, so I have texted uh like three
Speaker 1: or four times. Um. You know, it's a little a
Speaker 1: little confusing because I know it was a little crazy
Speaker 1: asking for her keys and like that, that kind of thing.
Speaker 1: But you know, I came back. I didn't steal her car,
Speaker 1: didn't do nothing like that. And she said she had
Speaker 1: a lot of fun. So I'm just confused. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: we're gonna play a song, come back, call her and
Speaker 1: get your second date update. Okay, all right, thank you.
Speaker 1: All right, man hold on rooking Jubil in the morning
Speaker 1: for today's second date update. Jeff is on the phone
Speaker 1: with us. He's a southern gentleman who just moved here.
Speaker 1: I met a girl online. They went out to dinner.
Speaker 1: Nothing really crazy about dinner, said, they had a good
Speaker 1: time time. The only thing that happened and is the
Speaker 1: reason that he thinks he's not getting a call back,
Speaker 1: is that during dinner he realized that he forgot his
Speaker 1: wallet in her car because she had to drive because
Speaker 1: his car isn't here yet. So he asked for the keys,
Speaker 1: went out to the car, grabbed his wallet, came back
Speaker 1: in and still paid for dinner, but he thinks that
Speaker 1: that might have been kind of weird for her. It
Speaker 1: is kind of weird to be like, hey, first date,
Speaker 1: don't know you were well? But can I have your
Speaker 1: keys please? So we're about to call her right now, Jeff,
Speaker 1: you're ready to go for your second date? Update? I
Speaker 1: think so? Yeah, all right, why do you want to
Speaker 1: call this girl? I mean, I would I just think
Speaker 1: if I was new to town, i'd want to date
Speaker 1: around a little bit. I do want to date around,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I want to I want to see her
Speaker 1: again first. I want to follow up with her and
Speaker 1: spend a little more time with her first. Yeah, you're
Speaker 1: not trying to fall in love with her? Right? Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I know that's kind of the whole
Speaker 1: point of dating. But I guess you don't know unless
Speaker 1: you get a second date, right, Yeah, that's right. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call her right now, get her on the phone,
Speaker 1: and see if we can find out why she's not
Speaker 1: calling you back. All right, all right, here we go. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: can I speak to Alana? Please? Yeah? This is hey Alana?
Speaker 1: How are you? This is Jewil from brook and Jewil
Speaker 1: in the Morning. Who Jewel from brook and Jewil in
Speaker 1: the Morning. I don't know who that is. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: That's right. There's a lot of people that don't know
Speaker 1: who it is. It's a radio show, morning radio show.
Speaker 1: How are you doing? Okay, I'm calling you because you
Speaker 1: recently went out on a date with one of our
Speaker 1: listeners and they wanted us to get a hold of you. Okay,
Speaker 1: do you what's their name? He's a southern gentleman who
Speaker 1: just kind of moved to town. You know I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: His name is Jeff. Yes, I do. He actually emailed
Speaker 1: us and told us a little bit about your date
Speaker 1: and is confused as to why you're not calling him back,
Speaker 1: so he asked us to see we get you on
Speaker 1: the phone and find out why. Um, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just didn't really work. You didn't really work. The
Speaker 1: whole date was just weird. There were little things that
Speaker 1: happened the whole date and it just didn't really go well. Okay,
Speaker 1: can you can you put it so that we can
Speaker 1: tell him? Can you describe in your own words the
Speaker 1: date then, because it sounds like it sounds like more
Speaker 1: happened than what he told us. Yeah. I mean we're
Speaker 1: just really different, really really different. I think during dinner,
Speaker 1: I went to use the restroom and I got back
Speaker 1: and I heard him past gas at the table, like
Speaker 1: were you sitting back down or were you just coming
Speaker 1: up to the table. It was coming back to the table,
Speaker 1: and as I was sitting down, I definitely heard him
Speaker 1: pass gap. So you were walking like did he not
Speaker 1: notice that you were there yet? And you were walking
Speaker 1: up and he farted right Basically he didn't say a
Speaker 1: single thing about it, and I just kind of sat
Speaker 1: there and saw, Okay, well, I guess we'll just let
Speaker 1: this go. Did you guys have that awkward moment where
Speaker 1: you both know that the other one farted and you
Speaker 1: kind of sit there and science for a second, like
Speaker 1: is this somebody going to bring it up? And then
Speaker 1: you go I did, But he kind of seemed like
Speaker 1: it was totally fine. What is he going to say?
Speaker 1: I mean, you'd have to pretend like it didn't happen
Speaker 1: on your first day at dinner? Well, I kind of
Speaker 1: tried to just forget about it. But then we get
Speaker 1: to paying for the check and he tells me that
Speaker 1: he thinks he left his wallet in my car. And whatever.
Speaker 1: I mean, I get it, like maybe it just fell
Speaker 1: out of his pocket or something. So I gave him
Speaker 1: my keys, and I was praying that he wasn't going
Speaker 1: to like steel my car or anything. But he came
Speaker 1: back and he paid for the bill and everything, you know,
Speaker 1: everything was fine, and then, you know, I really thought
Speaker 1: maybe I would go out with him again. But then
Speaker 1: I got home and I was getting my bags and
Speaker 1: everything from my car, and I realized that the change
Speaker 1: in my change box in my car was completely gone. Like, wait,
Speaker 1: so you're accusing him of stealing the change out of
Speaker 1: your car one hundred percent? Are you percent really quarders
Speaker 1: in there? I know I keep my change there as
Speaker 1: like my little you know thing where I just grow
Speaker 1: my change. It was completely gone. What do you think
Speaker 1: was that this hillbilly from the south took my change
Speaker 1: to go from me? So I wasn't even gonna you know,
Speaker 1: he tried calling me, text me a couple of times.
Speaker 1: I did not even want to respond. I don't even
Speaker 1: want to see him again. I don't want to hear
Speaker 1: from him. I can't even believe that, Like the audacity,
Speaker 1: you would have to call a radio station knowing that
Speaker 1: he stole from me. You said you don't want to
Speaker 1: hear from him ever again, never again. Okay, Well that's
Speaker 1: gonna be tough because he's actually on the other line listening.
Speaker 1: You actually noticed the change was gone your car? What
Speaker 1: is going on? That's that's Jeff. Oh my god, it's me.
Speaker 1: It's Jeff. I've been here the whole time. I don't
Speaker 1: want to talk to you, like you know what you did.
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk to you. Helta. Don't you
Speaker 1: think you're being a little paranoid accusing Jeff of stealing
Speaker 1: the change out of your car. I highly doubt that
Speaker 1: Jeff took the change out of your car. I took it.
Speaker 1: What you did actually stole change? Oh, just listen for
Speaker 1: a second. I mean, first off, it was a couple
Speaker 1: of bucks and it was a tip. It was a tip.
Speaker 1: You actually stole it. I checked my wallet. Cast was
Speaker 1: a little bit low joke. I'm the a little extra
Speaker 1: for the tip. It was only a couple of bucks.
Speaker 1: I know. That's something I learned in the South, and
Speaker 1: tip good when you go out. Yeah, but your own money.
Speaker 1: I was going to pay it back on a second date.
Speaker 1: A second date. You really think I would go on
Speaker 1: a second date with you after you stole from me.
Speaker 1: It's not stealing. I was borrowing it and I was
Speaker 1: going to pay it back all a second date. We
Speaker 1: do that all the time of the South. There's no
Speaker 1: big deal you do, Jeff, like that's a common Southern
Speaker 1: thing to steal each other's car change and use it
Speaker 1: as a tip. No, I ain't stealing. I'm not stealing nothing.
Speaker 1: I'm borrowing change. It's changed, Jeff. Do you notice change
Speaker 1: in your car? It's all changing my car. It's been
Speaker 1: there for a long Oh my god. If you actually
Speaker 1: ask somebody for money and then tell them you're gonna
Speaker 1: pay it back, you can't just take it. I forgot.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. You know this is just all ridiculous. Jeff.
Speaker 1: I think you're a dumb hick. Oh. I don't understand
Speaker 1: why we're even having this conversation. I don't have any
Speaker 1: more time for this. Our conversation is done. That was quick.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, Jeff, you're still there. Man, I don't get it.
Speaker 1: I was gonna pay her back. It was a couple
Speaker 1: of bucks, yeah, but from a car. I was good
Speaker 1: fused for the tip. But Jeff, you should probably ask
Speaker 1: before you do that, you know, man, it was my
Speaker 1: first date with her. I was nervous about everything else anyway,
Speaker 1: and I forgot. I forgot. All right, Well, and my
Speaker 1: advice to you would be, next time, if you're ever
Speaker 1: in that position, don't steal somebody's cash from their car. Man.
Speaker 1: You know you keep saying stealing. You know, I've heard you.
Speaker 1: I didn't steal nothing, okay, Jeff, all right, Hey man,
Speaker 1: I look listen. I'm just telling you that you probably
Speaker 1: shouldn't take money from people's cars, even if it's like
Speaker 1: a southern thing like you said, it's definitely not done here.
Speaker 1: I'm talking to me about all this DJ radio high
Speaker 1: school rop out. You don't know what you're talking about, Jeff.
Speaker 1: That's the first thing I will agree with you on.
Speaker 1: I am a radio host. I know that. Don't be
Speaker 1: so mad. I'm just trying to help you out. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: a lot of help you are. That just really happened.
Speaker 1: We just got hung up on twice, which is impressive,
Speaker 1: be the first time for that. I didn't even get
Speaker 1: to ask if they wanted to go on a second date.
Speaker 1: I guess I'll have to email them see if I
Speaker 1: can get him to go out again,