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Speaker 1: Welcome to Good Game with Sarah Spain, where we're warning

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Speaker 1: those of you that like to listen to the show

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Speaker 1: with kids in the car. Today's show is not meant

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Speaker 1: for little one's ears or safe for work for that matter.

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Speaker 1: It's Friday, December fifth, and on today's show, we welcome

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Speaker 1: back comedians and podcast hosts Er fight Master and Aaron

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Speaker 1: Foley for our second annual Unrivaled Draft. We put all

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Speaker 1: eight unrivaled teams through a rigorous, highly scientific grading process

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Speaker 1: using only the most important categories name logo, ability to

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Speaker 1: shoulder carry, and eventually spit out the team we'll root

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Speaker 1: for this season. Want to play along and find out

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Speaker 1: which team is MFY made for you, Grab a pen

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Speaker 1: and a big piece of paper, find a quiet place

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Speaker 1: to sit down where your cackles won't disrupt others, and

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Speaker 1: settle in for an utterly hilarious, completely unhinged experience. Plus

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Speaker 1: Rodman versus the NWSL Skips and stones may break your bones,

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Speaker 1: and this team is all tops. It's all coming up

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Speaker 1: right after this welcome back slices.

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Speaker 2: Happy Friday. Here's what you need to know today.

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Speaker 1: Let's start in the NWSL and breaking Trinity Rodman News

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Speaker 1: the NWSL Players Association is filed a grievance with the

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Speaker 1: league on behalf of Rodman, claiming the league violated at

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Speaker 1: least five different sections of the current collective Bargaining Agreement

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Speaker 1: by vetoing a proposed multimillion dollar deal between Rodman and

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Speaker 1: the Spirit that would have kept her in DC for

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Speaker 1: four more years, writes friend of the show Meglenahan for

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Speaker 1: The Athletic Quote. According to the nwslpa's complaint, Rodman agreed

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Speaker 1: to the spirit proposed terms which would have backloaded compensation

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Speaker 1: into the final two years of the deal in twenty

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Speaker 1: twenty eight and twenty twenty nine, when the salary cap

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Speaker 1: NWSL's current media rights deal is set to expire in

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty seven, and any new deals in twenty twenty

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Speaker 1: league's salary cap. The PA grievance states that backloading compensation

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Speaker 1: is within the CBA and the NWSL's competition rules. The

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Speaker 1: document states that the NWSL cited the spirit of the

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Speaker 1: league's competition rules as a reason to reject the contract

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Speaker 1: also states that the NWSL accused Rodman of quote unquote

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Speaker 1: is that by rejecting the proposed contract, the NWSL engaged

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Speaker 1: in a flagrant violation of Rodman's free agency rights end quote.

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Speaker 1: We'll link to Meg's whole story for you to read

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Speaker 1: Soccer BAFC has announced Emma Coates as its new head coach.

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Speaker 1: Coates comes to the US from across the Pond, where

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Speaker 1: she led England's women's under twenty three team, a squad

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Speaker 1: four European League campaign. More than twenty five players reached

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Speaker 1: the senior England squad during Cote's tenure. Still more, soccer

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Speaker 1: forward Ali Schlegel, who recently announced her departure from the

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Speaker 1: Chicago Color Neutral Stars, has agreed to a deal with

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Speaker 1: the North Carolina Courage through twenty twenty eight, and Gotham

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Speaker 1: Ellis Stevens lots. More on WSL roster updates to come

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Speaker 1: next week to the College Cup, the NCAA Soccer Tournament

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Speaker 1: Final four at CPKC Stadium in Kansas City. At six

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Speaker 1: one Stanford faces number two Duke. The championship game will

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Speaker 1: be played on Monday to vebs. The NCAA Volleyball Tournament

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Speaker 1: continues today with more first round matches, including top ranked

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Speaker 1: Nebraska facing Long Island University, number one seed Texas taken

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Speaker 1: show notes. Oh and I definitely said on yesterday's show

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Speaker 1: that Nebraska's title run was starting Thursday. It actually starts

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Speaker 1: tonight eight pm Eastern. Whoops a Daisy to curling. Shout

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Speaker 1: out to slice Janet A who let us know that

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Speaker 1: the US women's curling team, led by skip Tabitha Peterson,

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Speaker 1: Team Peterson will need to finish in the top two

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Speaker 2: Fun fact, both Tabitha.

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Speaker 1: Troops this weekend, including nine of the country's top ten

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Speaker 3: We got to take a quick break when we come back.

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Speaker 2: Cradle me like a baby. It's unrivaled draft time.

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Speaker 1: Joining us once again on the show a pair of comedians, Troublemakers,

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Speaker 1: women's sports fans and tall Kings. First, they're an actor

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Speaker 1: three co hosts of the hilarious podcast Jocular, and a musician.

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Speaker 1: Last year, they released their debut EP Violence through their

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Speaker 1: solo music project fight Master. They want to be power

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Speaker 1: Slap by the Everglades and you'll have to listen to

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Speaker 1: Jocular to understand you Siking in grades, it's er fight Master,

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Speaker 1: welcome back.

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Speaker 1: And she's a comedy writer's stand up comedian, and the

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Speaker 1: host of the Fabulous hr Lights women's sports podcast. Her

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Speaker 1: writing credits include that ninety show One Day at a

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Speaker 1: Time in the sb Awards. She hard launched a situationship

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Speaker 1: ParaMed apausal personal summer. Somebody buy her a fucking ice

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Speaker 1: bath for her flaming feet. It's Aaron Fowley, Welcome back.

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Speaker 5: That was the greatest intro ever by your feet today

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Speaker 5: Currently they are currently and forever on fire.

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Speaker 2: Oh good, good to know what to look forward to.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, do y'all have any idea what we're doing today?

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Speaker 2: The roughest sort of the roughest idea. Will you follow

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Speaker 2: me into the dark?

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Speaker 4: Of course?

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's why I'm always, of course great.

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Speaker 1: Today is the big day Unrivaled Team draft the sequel

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Speaker 1: fifty percent more categories, sixty percent more trash talking, one

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Speaker 1: hundred percent more unhinged than last year. So slices, if

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Speaker 1: you haven't picked her Unrivaled squad, I need you to

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Speaker 1: grab a pen, a big piece of paper, a small

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Speaker 1: the end of the show, your unrivaled squad will be revealed. Now,

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Speaker 1: if you already have a squad or you're carrying over

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Speaker 1: allegiances from last year, no worries. This exercise is still

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Speaker 1: gonna help you get familiar with all the new teams

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Speaker 1: and players ahead of season two. And this means if

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Speaker 1: you order soon, the team Jersey might arrive in time

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Speaker 1: for the end.

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Speaker 2: Of the season because they're out ahead of things this year.

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Speaker 1: So you know, fingers crossed and there's some actually really

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Speaker 2: So there's that. Okay, So this is how it's gonna work.

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Speaker 1: Grab your pen, grab a big piece of paper, like

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Speaker 1: eight and a half by eleven would be best. You're

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Speaker 4: I already messed up. That's so crazy.

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Speaker 2: Somebody bring me a new paper and seven pens.

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Speaker 2: Remember those?

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Speaker 1: Okay, So you should have a page with two lines

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Speaker 1: you've got four sections from top to bottom, three columns.

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Speaker 2: Now it's not if it's not perfect, no worse.

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Speaker 1: But essentially you should have three boxes, three boxes under that,

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Speaker 6: Thank god? I wasn't.

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Speaker 5: I didn't like keep going with man this basically, yeah,

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Speaker 2: Sure you went length wise? That'll do.

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Speaker 1: Now, in every one of the top boxes, not the

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Speaker 2: I'm an idiot.

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Speaker 1: We all make mistakes. So you're just writing one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,

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Speaker 1: Club, Laces BC, Lunar Owls BC, Missed BC, Phantom BC, ROSEBC,

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Speaker 1: Actually, oh wow, okay, so we're all agreed that mist

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Speaker 6: It doesn't hit. Yeah, it's like Oregon Coast.

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Speaker 2: One more, one more turn on that one.

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Speaker 4: I think it's too drink coated for me.

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Speaker 2: Oh fair, that's fair.

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Speaker 1: I also I am obsessed with Hive because the bees

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Speaker 5: That's number one for me. When I saw the bees

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Speaker 1: I think it's just its whole, but its asshole might

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Speaker 6: I you know, asshole. I just refer to this.

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Speaker 6: Just like when I you know, just just a very large.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever seen someone with a really short crack?

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Speaker 2: I'm like, where do you how do your cheeks open?

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Speaker 4: I've never seen one to demonstrate.

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Speaker 1: Crack is a problem? Phantom is still my number one.

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Speaker 1: I love that be. But I've never in my life

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Speaker 4: Phantom's actually cool.

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Speaker 5: So I put that six, and then I went with

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Speaker 2: Because that's the most basic logo I've ever seen. Oh,

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Speaker 5: And I'm into it. I'm into a court and some

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Speaker 6: Made it California. Yeah, but we have the original transplanted

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Speaker 7: I actually I think I I think I've made an

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Speaker 4: It was so high. So Las's is actually my third

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Speaker 3: I like the concept. They just didn't pull it off.

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Speaker 1: And for what, I'm sorry? Why?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Why is that mean?

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Speaker 1: Are you a Vinyl basketball team? Are you like making

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Speaker 4: Old you can't handle a scratch?

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Speaker 2: I put missed last again. But that's what I like.

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Speaker 4: There's something really santage I'm not.

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Speaker 6: I don't dig any non basket ball stuff.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like a wintry like like I want to live

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Speaker 3: It's like the colors are sweet.

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Speaker 1: All right, So we're we've already lost our alignment in

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Speaker 2: Here is do they have a player.

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Speaker 1: You really love to watch and so you're going to

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Speaker 2: I'm going to run down quickly the players on each team.

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Speaker 1: So Breeze is Erry McDonald, Kate Martin, Cameron Brink, Dominique Malanga,

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Speaker 1: Rakia Jackson, Page Beckers, and that's it.

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Speaker 2: That's the Breeze team.

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Speaker 1: The features Monique Billings, Sanaiyah Rivers, Natisha Heideman, Azie Magnagore,

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Speaker 2: The Laces are Jackie.

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Speaker 1: Young, Alyssa Thomas nas Hillman, Mattie Siegrist, Jordan Canada and

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Speaker 1: Britney Sykes. The lunar owls are Nafisa Collier, Aliah Edwards,

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Speaker 1: Rebecca Allen, Skuyler Diggins, Marina Maybury and Rachel Bannam. The

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Speaker 1: Arique Agunbowale, Veronica Burton, Elena Smith, Lee Uru and Ali Shagray.

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Speaker 1: Phantom Ghost Squad, Satusabeli, Natasha Cloud, Dana Evans, Aliyah Boston, Kekey,

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Speaker 1: Erie Fenn and Kelsey Plum. The Rose, Shakira, Austin, Lexi Hull, Sugar, Sutton,

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Speaker 2: My favorite and.

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Speaker 1: The vinyl is Britney Griner, Ray Burrell, Erica Wheeler, Dereka Hanby,

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Speaker 1: Ryan Howard and Courtney Williams. I mean, they even split

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Speaker 2: Damn it all right, So.

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Speaker 1: Take a moment, feel free to pause, go through those

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Speaker 1: maybe just who you don't want to hate watch and

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Speaker 4: That was actually the easiest for me so far.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, I'm proud of you.

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Speaker 6: Whiped through this. Done.

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Speaker 1: Let's go give me a second, Okay, so let's talk

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I've been a huge Dana Evans fan since Louisville, Like,

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Speaker 2: She did that with the Sky too.

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Speaker 1: When the Sky won the title in twenty twenty one,

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Speaker 5: Yeah great Yeah, And Natasha Cloud I would like to

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Speaker 5: I'd like to get real close to her face for

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Speaker 1: Really, So that helped Kelsey plum Dog Dog.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I love this combo.

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Speaker 3: This looks like I'm waying too much town Good.

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Speaker 5: I went with Vinyl vinyls my team from last year.

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Speaker 5: I went with Vinyl. Second place, I went to Vinyl.

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Speaker 5: I think that combo is going to be I mean

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Speaker 2: Tie wow wow.

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Speaker 5: And then e Weezy and freaking Courtney on the court

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Speaker 6: I love that those are my top two.

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Speaker 1: That's how I ended up with Breeze because I'm a

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Speaker 4: Number one was it okay, yeah, you're ready. I want

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Speaker 1: And then Lunar Owls was up there. I'm a huge

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Speaker 7: she's got like murder in her heart one PC and

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Speaker 7: I really like that. And that's why, other than the Fisia,

443
00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:21,600
Speaker 7: that's why Lunar Owls are my second team.

444
00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:24,440
Speaker 1: Oh, we're very similar, you are in our in our feelings.

445
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Speaker 5: I went seven, well, I went seven for the Owls

446
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:30,359
Speaker 5: and eight five. I don't I mean, I mean, I

447
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:33,440
Speaker 5: like them all. I just don't really, I don't know.

448
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:37,080
Speaker 5: I think those combos are kind of random, and I

449
00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:39,919
Speaker 5: think there's going to be like I don't know, I mean,

450
00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:42,840
Speaker 5: I like them all, but but for various reasons, I

451
00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:45,000
Speaker 5: had them in the lower part of Yeah, they've done

452
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Speaker 5: a nice job.

453
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Speaker 4: My eight was the Laces interesting Okay.

454
00:21:49,359 --> 00:21:52,639
Speaker 1: My eight was Vinyl interestingly and now I'm already regretting it.

455
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Speaker 2: But then it was like maybe missed.

456
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Speaker 1: But then I was like Brianna and Arique, I can't

457
00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:59,080
Speaker 1: and Alisha great, not a chance.

458
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Speaker 2: It's just too many at this one. I can't.

459
00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:05,000
Speaker 1: Really, there's no explanation for this, Okay, so now we

460
00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:10,440
Speaker 1: should be on the second row far left, and this

461
00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:14,679
Speaker 1: one is coaches. Now, last year we didn't know much

462
00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:16,760
Speaker 1: about these coaches, and we still might not, so a

463
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:18,359
Speaker 1: lot of the selections we made were is it.

464
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,399
Speaker 2: A woman, is she black?

465
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Speaker 1: And one guy had a lengthy history of coaching at

466
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Speaker 1: America's Catholic College or the Catholic University of America or

467
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Speaker 1: something something I'd never heard of, But I just was like,

468
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:34,840
Speaker 1: not my vibe. So we'll spin quickly through this one.

469
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Speaker 1: Your coach is to select from our Noel Quinn coach

470
00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:44,680
Speaker 1: of the Breeze, Raina Wacama for the Hive. We got

471
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Speaker 1: Andrew Wade for the Laces, sorry to this man. We've

472
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Speaker 1: got DJ Sackman returning for the Lunar Owls. We've got

473
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Speaker 1: Zach O'Brien for the Mist. He also owns an Irish

474
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Speaker 1: bar down the street. We've got Nika Hodges I made

475
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:08,560
Speaker 1: that up for the Phantom, and we've got Nola Henry

476
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:14,720
Speaker 1: for the Rose and for Vinyl. We've got t Spoon

477
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:17,760
Speaker 1: Teresa Weatherspoon for Breezebec.

478
00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:18,840
Speaker 2: We've got Noel Quinn.

479
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Speaker 1: You remember, of course, Noel Quinn, previously of the Seattle Storm,

480
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Speaker 1: no longer a coach in WNBA I believe it's not

481
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Speaker 1: official policy, but they have banned black women from coaching

482
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Speaker 1: in the NBA.

483
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:32,840
Speaker 6: I think is Yeah, that was breaking news.

484
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:35,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's in the new CBA. I think it's one

485
00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:36,879
Speaker 2: thing they have agreed on.

486
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:40,399
Speaker 1: We have to hire people with NBA experience who have

487
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Speaker 1: never coached women, and they cannot be I think that's huge.

488
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's huge.

489
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:50,600
Speaker 5: Finally, who doesn't want to get like a Mike Johnson

490
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:52,440
Speaker 5: that's been in player development?

491
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:55,240
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we.

492
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Speaker 6: Did film tape for for six months.

493
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Speaker 2: It was with men WNBA must be good. Oh my god,

494
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:03,760
Speaker 2: must be good.

495
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:07,879
Speaker 1: Also, is my favorite is the combination of only his

496
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Speaker 1: coach men and has never been a head coach at

497
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Speaker 1: any level.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like player development in film, and you're like, yeah,

499
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Speaker 5: why not give him a chance?

500
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,159
Speaker 1: Shoot, I started writing down the names of the people

501
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:21,080
Speaker 1: instead of the teams that they coach for.

502
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Speaker 6: Oh shit, I just did that. Whoops.

503
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Speaker 7: I really am going purely. I'm going photo by photo.

504
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:30,639
Speaker 2: Just vibes.

505
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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, I'm just going for the bottom basedline. If

506
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Speaker 4: there are men are not, so.

507
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Speaker 1: It's the opposite of the rest of life. The women

508
00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:43,240
Speaker 1: will start with a big head start like that.

509
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Speaker 4: Here the hell are you sir?

510
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Speaker 1: Okay, so I think we don't really need to break

511
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:50,040
Speaker 1: this one down too much, but basically.

512
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Speaker 6: Black women, black women, and then the yeah.

513
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Speaker 1: Teresa Weatherspoon obviously, Noel Quinn obviously. And then I don't

514
00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:00,720
Speaker 1: know why, Zach O'Brien, I just held it against you

515
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:02,520
Speaker 1: that you were a white man with an Irish name.

516
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:05,320
Speaker 1: There was no reason for that. I'm Irish, I'm white.

517
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Speaker 1: I just I don't know, you just didn't give me vibes.

518
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:11,520
Speaker 4: So you know, wait, was that is? Is he? The

519
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:14,280
Speaker 4: Owls are missed? Missed?

520
00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:17,520
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, Lunar Owls gets a bump up because I

521
00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:20,840
Speaker 1: remember last year that DJ Sackman had some really good

522
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:24,160
Speaker 1: like resume points and like seemed like a guy who

523
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:26,240
Speaker 1: like knew as shit and did a fine job last year.

524
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:29,240
Speaker 2: So I gave him a bump for that. Miss guy

525
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:30,240
Speaker 2: needs to prove himself.

526
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:34,439
Speaker 5: I gave Andrew Wade a bump because apparently he was

527
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:38,080
Speaker 5: on the Mystics twenty nineteen squad and that was one

528
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:41,119
Speaker 5: of my all time favorite teams. No, but yeah, I

529
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:44,320
Speaker 5: went with Teaspoon Vinyl obviously, Liberty Fans is ninety seven.

530
00:25:44,359 --> 00:25:46,720
Speaker 5: I had a tea spoon bobble head doll until my

531
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:47,720
Speaker 5: cat broke in.

532
00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:50,920
Speaker 6: Okay, is that the gayest sentence not yet up there

533
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:51,520
Speaker 6: of all time?

534
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:56,040
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, it's close, not yet. All right, We're moving

535
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:58,920
Speaker 1: on to the middle box in the second row. That

536
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:03,840
Speaker 1: is essentially like predictions of on court chemistry and play

537
00:26:04,119 --> 00:26:07,240
Speaker 1: like this is just completely guessing at which team will

538
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:10,560
Speaker 1: be the best at basketball based solely on looking at

539
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:13,960
Speaker 1: their roster. So feel free to pause, take a spin

540
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:16,360
Speaker 1: through the rosters again and figure out who you think

541
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,560
Speaker 1: is the best. And remember this is three v three,

542
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:21,560
Speaker 1: which is somehow different than three x three but still

543
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:25,040
Speaker 1: is three on three basketball. Neither three b three nor

544
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:27,320
Speaker 1: three x three is three on three, but they are

545
00:26:27,359 --> 00:26:29,720
Speaker 1: all three players versus three players, So you have to

546
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:33,520
Speaker 1: consider and remember that last year in the unrivaled One

547
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:37,959
Speaker 1: on one Challenge, there were a lot more Unicorns and

548
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:41,240
Speaker 1: bigs than anyone expected. We thought those guards would be cooking,

549
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:45,840
Speaker 1: and ultimately the bigs did their thing. So consider that

550
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:47,560
Speaker 1: when looking at the teams and which ones you think

551
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:52,240
Speaker 1: will actually be the best at basketball. I feel like

552
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:56,520
Speaker 1: Alysa Thomas could almost play one on three, Yes she could.

553
00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:58,880
Speaker 5: She just would like look up and everybody shits their

554
00:26:58,880 --> 00:26:59,679
Speaker 5: pants other way.

555
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:01,119
Speaker 6: She goes right to the hope.

556
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:05,280
Speaker 7: There's no way I'm taking a charge, and there is

557
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:06,240
Speaker 7: simply no way.

558
00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:10,840
Speaker 6: And hell, oh my god, you're like, here's my spleen.

559
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:13,359
Speaker 4: No take the basket. Were you trying to score? Oh

560
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:15,480
Speaker 4: my god, I'm sorry.

561
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:19,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, let me clear out some of my teammates.

562
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:21,280
Speaker 6: Here's twenty bucks.

563
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:23,760
Speaker 5: Please don't make eye contact with me throughout the entire year,

564
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:27,760
Speaker 5: because you make me incredibly nervous when I'm on my

565
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:29,520
Speaker 5: couch and I watch Elza Thomas.

566
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:31,439
Speaker 1: I get, but you'd also say the same to Natasha

567
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:32,520
Speaker 1: Cloud for different reasons.

568
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:34,920
Speaker 2: You're like, I'm trying to focus on the basketball. Get

569
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:36,360
Speaker 2: your face away from mine.

570
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:40,160
Speaker 6: Yes, please please, I can't. I can't relax.

571
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:44,040
Speaker 1: This is a hard one, all right. If we had

572
00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:46,159
Speaker 1: hours to do this, I would take my time a

573
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:48,800
Speaker 1: little bit more. But since we're attempting to.

574
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:50,800
Speaker 4: I know, I'm really having to just kind of go

575
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:51,640
Speaker 4: with my gut here.

576
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:53,560
Speaker 3: Yeah.

577
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:57,960
Speaker 1: Uh, I went with Breeze off the top really Yeah huh.

578
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,560
Speaker 3: I'm not sure, but I'm not sure if that's the

579
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:01,120
Speaker 3: best choice.

580
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:03,000
Speaker 2: No, wait, hold on, I didn't go with Breeze.

581
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:03,480
Speaker 1: I'm kidding.

582
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:06,640
Speaker 2: I went with I went with lunar owls.

583
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 4: We discourage you so hard. Okay, my number one is

584
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:10,480
Speaker 4: also lunar owls.

585
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:11,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, lunar owls.

586
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:14,959
Speaker 1: Breeze was number two because I still think pagebackers in

587
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:19,120
Speaker 1: this setting with Cam and Dom and I just pages

588
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:22,800
Speaker 1: handles and pull up jumper from pretty much anywhere mid

589
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:25,840
Speaker 1: range in this setting is going to be sick.

590
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:28,200
Speaker 7: I feel like she's going to suffer from that thing

591
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:31,000
Speaker 7: where like people are going to go for revenge specifically,

592
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:32,680
Speaker 7: like this is going to be like no one's going.

593
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:33,480
Speaker 4: To let her score.

594
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:36,120
Speaker 2: Really, that is I think.

595
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:38,040
Speaker 7: When you have like those like stars, like it's like

596
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:40,760
Speaker 7: that Caitlyn Clark, the Caitlyn rules, the Jordan rules.

597
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:42,760
Speaker 4: I'd do the same thing. You're not scoring on me,

598
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:46,120
Speaker 4: and then I thought everyone else score.

599
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:51,080
Speaker 5: Who was your first erin top two are Vinyl and Family.

600
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:55,680
Speaker 5: I still think those are phantoms. My number three, but

601
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:58,400
Speaker 5: I've got Vinyl last.

602
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:01,280
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know why.

603
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:03,360
Speaker 6: I think.

604
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:07,600
Speaker 5: I still think they're like Hanby Howard. They know how

605
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:10,240
Speaker 5: to play together. The speed of the guards. Ray Burrell

606
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:11,440
Speaker 5: can like get down the fron.

607
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:12,360
Speaker 2: Always forget that.

608
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:16,360
Speaker 1: Ray Burrell is also like an Olympic three X y shit.

609
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:19,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then is gonna be like, hold my baby

610
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:22,600
Speaker 5: and then walk the shit out of everybody.

611
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:24,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, Papa Grinder in the middle. That's tough, all right.

612
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:27,880
Speaker 1: I probably I probably made a grave error there that

613
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:28,719
Speaker 1: I will pay for.

614
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:32,200
Speaker 2: But we got to move on, all right.

615
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:36,080
Speaker 1: This one is just almost straight up Vibes's social media potential. Now,

616
00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:38,360
Speaker 1: we all remember that last year we were really loving

617
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:42,080
Speaker 1: watching the dispatches from the unrivaled headquarters down in Miami.

618
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:45,880
Speaker 1: So this is basically just which set of teammates are

619
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Speaker 1: you thinking could create the best content?

620
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:50,920
Speaker 2: Can the stud buds do it alone?

621
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:54,240
Speaker 1: It's like the Jordan Pippen, Bill Belichick, Tom Brady.

622
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:57,440
Speaker 2: If you separate them, do they have any powers?

623
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:00,800
Speaker 1: What is a stud without a bud? You know that's

624
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:01,560
Speaker 1: so true.

625
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:02,920
Speaker 6: We will find out.

626
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:07,640
Speaker 1: I like to remind everyone Snaia Rivers fit checks our content.

627
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:11,440
Speaker 1: That is very tough to be. It's really picking up

628
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:11,920
Speaker 1: that squad.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry for what I'm writing. Yeah, I really like

630
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:18,520
Speaker 4: a lot of these folks and.

631
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Speaker 5: I'm sorry, yeah, but some of them are born to sell.

632
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:25,560
Speaker 7: That's kind of like the athlete thing. Oh yeah, no,

633
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:28,160
Speaker 7: I'm sorry. That's absolutely the bottom of the Yeah.

634
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:30,240
Speaker 1: I'd also like to remind you that last year Marina

635
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:34,880
Speaker 1: Mabray was introduced to spices, and now she can't be

636
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:36,640
Speaker 1: stopped in the kitchen, so we're gonna get a lot

637
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:40,880
Speaker 1: more Chef Carina. She was gifted a full spice rack

638
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:44,080
Speaker 1: to learn how to season her food. And assuming they

639
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:46,240
Speaker 1: haven't broken up, she's been dating Snaia for long enough

640
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:48,360
Speaker 1: that she should have learned a little bit more about

641
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:51,600
Speaker 1: you know, spices, not putting raisins and everything.

642
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:51,720
Speaker 2: Et cetera.

643
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:53,640
Speaker 4: That's wrong with raisins.

644
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:56,480
Speaker 1: And we do know also that Marina Mabrey has insulted

645
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:58,080
Speaker 1: someone's dog in the middle of the game.

646
00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:01,080
Speaker 2: So the trash talk that goes really content.

647
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, like it was really hard.

648
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:06,880
Speaker 7: I'm taking this more seriously than I took the steps.

649
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:13,000
Speaker 7: I'm so serious right now, I'm like, shake, my hands

650
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:13,480
Speaker 7: are shaking.

651
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:14,600
Speaker 2: Really important.

652
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:18,840
Speaker 5: You just dumped the whole thing of water over your

653
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:20,320
Speaker 5: head just to cool yourself down and.

654
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:21,200
Speaker 2: It did work.

655
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:23,320
Speaker 6: Is a mess right now.

656
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:26,920
Speaker 1: R just tried to cheat off Aaron's paper through the

657
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:27,560
Speaker 1: zoom box.

658
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:31,080
Speaker 4: So what wild my god, she owes.

659
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:35,480
Speaker 5: Me one stop texting me. I'm trying to concentrate. These

660
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:38,200
Speaker 5: texts are outrageous. It's like, you put your pan down,

661
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:38,920
Speaker 5: You're a bitch.

662
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:41,880
Speaker 4: I'm like, what, sorry, dude, I don't know.

663
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:45,320
Speaker 7: I didn't think you were bitchering gonna share it. It

664
00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:50,800
Speaker 7: sucks how we were close, all right, all.

665
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:53,520
Speaker 1: Right, ready to move on. Any thoughts on that one.

666
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:55,680
Speaker 1: I ended up with Phantom as the first one.

667
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:59,840
Speaker 5: I did hive hive an owls, yeah, hive because of

668
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:03,400
Speaker 5: Natitia and Sanaia. I think there's going to be like

669
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:06,720
Speaker 5: some really fun stuff going on, and then Maybury and

670
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:10,480
Speaker 5: Diggins if they don't get into like just a brawl

671
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 5: yep within ten minutes.

672
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:14,800
Speaker 6: I don't know. I don't know why I.

673
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 1: Have those very high I have the Phantom because Kelsey

674
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:23,719
Speaker 1: Kiki's fits sa to be talking some shit Natasha Cloud,

675
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 1: and then Eliah Boston is starting to become a media

676
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:29,640
Speaker 1: maven with her podcast, so I think she's like producing

677
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:30,200
Speaker 1: the content.

678
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:32,600
Speaker 2: She's ready to put out her thoughts and takes.

679
00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:35,280
Speaker 7: You know, I'm a little basic here, I did say

680
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:37,520
Speaker 7: to Breeze, but I just think it's because Page has

681
00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:39,880
Speaker 7: a choke hold on social media. And then I have

682
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,920
Speaker 7: Phantom because that's a social media that I think I'd

683
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:44,160
Speaker 7: really like to watch.

684
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:47,080
Speaker 1: I had Breeze too because of Paige, like single handedly,

685
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:50,200
Speaker 1: much like Alyssa Thomas single handedly playing the basketball page,

686
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:53,560
Speaker 1: could single handedly handle the content side of things. Just

687
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:56,240
Speaker 1: the TikTok dances alone are going to be real dominant there.

688
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:58,160
Speaker 1: And last year one of the reasons I have Phantom first,

689
00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:02,320
Speaker 1: who is Phantom Ghost Squad? Last year was full of

690
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:05,720
Speaker 1: good content and they really lean into their branding, their logo,

691
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:08,920
Speaker 1: their vibes, and they immediately became a team. And I

692
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:11,200
Speaker 1: feel like there's something about that Phantom logo that just

693
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:12,320
Speaker 1: immediately connects you.

694
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:14,200
Speaker 4: So, yeah, that is cool.

695
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:16,600
Speaker 1: Cool, Yeah, look good about that. Okay, we got to

696
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:19,239
Speaker 1: take a quick break more with Er and Aaron after this.

697
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:29,880
Speaker 1: The last three categories me a little bit different.

698
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:30,240
Speaker 2: Now.

699
00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:32,400
Speaker 1: If you listen to the pod Jocular, you know that

700
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:34,360
Speaker 1: at the end of the episodes, they asked their guests

701
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:37,480
Speaker 1: what person they would like to be power slapped by.

702
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:42,240
Speaker 1: Power slap is allegedly a sport where you basically knock

703
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:44,400
Speaker 1: the shit out of someone, but only slapping them, not

704
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:48,240
Speaker 1: punching them, and so this is I presume a sexual

705
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:50,800
Speaker 1: fantasy related to being knocked out by somebody.

706
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:53,080
Speaker 2: I have taken a bit of a different twist.

707
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:58,840
Speaker 1: There is a famous finished sport called wife carrying, So

708
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:04,840
Speaker 1: this answer will be based on the player from each

709
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:07,040
Speaker 1: team you would most like.

710
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:11,960
Speaker 2: To either carry or be carried by. I don't know

711
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:12,560
Speaker 2: what you're into.

712
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:15,640
Speaker 1: Tops and bottoms, ins and outs. We all have our thing.

713
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:19,680
Speaker 1: If you prefer to be the carrier, you're imagining this

714
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:24,440
Speaker 1: player over your shoulder, hand on their ass, running them

715
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:28,520
Speaker 1: down presumably a field in Finland. If you prefer to

716
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:33,000
Speaker 1: be carried, then you are ass over their shoulder, bouncing

717
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:38,440
Speaker 1: down a finish landscapelder.

718
00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:41,560
Speaker 2: I mean, you guys clearly have some healing to do.

719
00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:49,600
Speaker 1: If you selected cradled like a baby, but you're running

720
00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:53,120
Speaker 1: a race. It's not ergonomically sound to carry like a

721
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:54,040
Speaker 1: baby and run.

722
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:56,920
Speaker 2: You gotta throw that person over your shoulder.

723
00:34:57,560 --> 00:35:00,040
Speaker 6: There's so many different settings. I don't know if I

724
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:00,279
Speaker 6: want to.

725
00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:01,959
Speaker 4: Be I think I am going to be baby.

726
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:03,800
Speaker 2: Okay, I think I'm.

727
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:07,960
Speaker 5: Not gonna You're gonna feel safe, yes, yep, That's all

728
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:09,839
Speaker 5: I ever want to do is feel safe, So I'm

729
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:10,399
Speaker 5: going with that.

730
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:14,240
Speaker 4: I'm even calling this section cradled cradle.

731
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:18,239
Speaker 1: So this is based on one player from that team

732
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:20,200
Speaker 1: you would either like to throw over your shoulder or

733
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:22,280
Speaker 1: be thrown over the shoulder or cradled.

734
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:26,479
Speaker 4: This is easy for me, actually, I'm like almost done.

735
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:33,200
Speaker 1: This is where I try to reach deep inside and

736
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:35,440
Speaker 1: figure out the parts of me that are a lesbian

737
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:37,760
Speaker 1: and see where they show up here.

738
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:40,239
Speaker 7: I'm but see what I'm feeling is a ton of

739
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:44,000
Speaker 7: just like my mommy stuff and so and even some

740
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:44,720
Speaker 7: daddy stuff.

741
00:35:44,719 --> 00:35:46,680
Speaker 2: I'm gonna okay, good for you.

742
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,480
Speaker 7: Wow, okay, there's okay, no one on that team I

743
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:51,920
Speaker 7: want to hold me. Sorry, So that's gonna go right

744
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:53,600
Speaker 7: at the bottom. That's what's going on in my brain.

745
00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:55,520
Speaker 2: I'll tell you why I'm not a lesbian. I have

746
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:58,120
Speaker 2: no daddy energy, just nothing.

747
00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:00,879
Speaker 4: That's not true. You're serving daddy.

748
00:36:01,239 --> 00:36:02,319
Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you.

749
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:09,440
Speaker 1: That is unfortunate and not intentional. I wrote down names again.

750
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:13,719
Speaker 4: I am ready to do the names next to the oh.

751
00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:16,200
Speaker 1: Oh that's smart. Yeah, then you can remember for fantasy

752
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:21,000
Speaker 1: time later, right, yeah, and again, feel free to pause

753
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:24,680
Speaker 1: as you peruise these rosters and really think deeply about

754
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:27,640
Speaker 1: who would look good and feel good over your shoulder,

755
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:30,200
Speaker 1: and or whose shoulder might be a gentle place to

756
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:35,360
Speaker 1: nestle while you are jostled down to finished landscape. The

757
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:37,120
Speaker 1: thing is, Alyssa Thomas wouldn't drop me.

758
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:37,799
Speaker 2: I know that much.

759
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:40,960
Speaker 1: I feel very safe.

760
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:42,319
Speaker 4: She'd throw you at the end.

761
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:43,239
Speaker 1: Yeah.

762
00:36:43,239 --> 00:36:45,560
Speaker 6: I just literally put them third, just for it.

763
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:48,680
Speaker 1: Would be the other part of the Strongest Man competition.

764
00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:50,520
Speaker 2: But instead of one of those boulders that just be

765
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:51,080
Speaker 2: my ass.

766
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:58,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're getting tossed, brother. Everyone there is too small.

767
00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:00,560
Speaker 1: I feel like Ali Shah Gray would just be giggling

768
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:02,840
Speaker 1: the whole time and it'd be really, really enjoyable.

769
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:05,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, but you'd also get dropped. So I put them

770
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:05,719
Speaker 5: in the c.

771
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:08,520
Speaker 2: No, I'm carrying, Alicia. I'm definitely.

772
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:09,360
Speaker 6: Oh you're carrying now.

773
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:12,680
Speaker 5: Sorry, I apologize. I am a dandy for a she's

774
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:15,879
Speaker 5: too small. I'm being cradled the entire one through eight.

775
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:17,799
Speaker 4: I am too.

776
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:22,920
Speaker 6: That's my favorite new category.

777
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 7: It's too hard to think about, like who would I hold?

778
00:37:25,239 --> 00:37:29,480
Speaker 7: Oh my god, Okay, I just had an epiphany.

779
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:33,560
Speaker 1: Yes, the question is is anyone choosing anyone other than

780
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:35,040
Speaker 1: Natasha Cloud from Phantom?

781
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:39,400
Speaker 2: Yes? Oh, I thought we all must aligned.

782
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:41,160
Speaker 1: I thought it was impossible for anyone to want to

783
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:43,400
Speaker 1: be carried or carry anyone other than Natasha Cloud.

784
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:46,160
Speaker 5: I mean, listen, obviously Natasha Cloud needs to hold me

785
00:37:46,239 --> 00:37:49,759
Speaker 5: like a baby, but the the the Kelsey Plums. You know,

786
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:52,000
Speaker 5: she's first of all, she needs to be gay. But

787
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:54,720
Speaker 5: sometimes you know, she's just like top Dog and maybe

788
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:55,480
Speaker 5: she needs.

789
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:58,080
Speaker 1: Right in the in the black leather assassin suit that

790
00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:00,600
Speaker 1: she wore last year, she would need to wear that

791
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:01,319
Speaker 1: for this event.

792
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:03,920
Speaker 6: She's so hot, stupid.

793
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:07,000
Speaker 7: I wasn't even thinking about Natasha, but I think that's

794
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,239
Speaker 7: where you really find out who like top and bottom start.

795
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:12,719
Speaker 4: I want I wanted to Leah Boston. I want a

796
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:16,160
Speaker 4: big mama carrying me. I'm a little baby, you know

797
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:18,800
Speaker 4: what I mean. I'm going for a little baby.

798
00:38:21,239 --> 00:38:21,719
Speaker 2: And I don't.

799
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:24,279
Speaker 7: I mean this as like you brother to brother, and

800
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:27,600
Speaker 7: Cloud doesn't have any mommy energy to me, you know

801
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:29,040
Speaker 7: what I mean, And I don't want any.

802
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:30,560
Speaker 2: So you're doing mommy.

803
00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:34,480
Speaker 5: You're doing mommy versus like after you hold me, we're

804
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:35,000
Speaker 5: gonna bang.

805
00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:38,920
Speaker 4: No, I'm doing big mommy. I'm doing I'm fulfilling a

806
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:42,360
Speaker 4: fantasy right here of the biggest woman on earth carrying me.

807
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:45,920
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, okay.

808
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:48,440
Speaker 1: Mine is definitely if I was a lesbian what I

809
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:50,319
Speaker 1: want to bang them, and if there's no one I

810
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:52,239
Speaker 1: want to bang, then I go for someone who will

811
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:53,360
Speaker 1: be strong enough to carry me.

812
00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:55,480
Speaker 5: I would I think I have a two for one

813
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:57,880
Speaker 5: where I would feel so safe and I would also

814
00:38:57,920 --> 00:38:58,279
Speaker 5: bang her.

815
00:38:58,320 --> 00:38:59,320
Speaker 6: And that's Ryan Howell.

816
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:01,400
Speaker 2: Oh okay, that's my number one, which is an a

817
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:06,640
Speaker 2: FEASTI Collier hmmm yeah, yeah, equally strong as she is bangable.

818
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:08,839
Speaker 2: Is this illegal? Are we allowed to say this on

819
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:09,319
Speaker 2: a show?

820
00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:10,120
Speaker 4: I think so?

821
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:13,799
Speaker 2: Is this sexual harassment? No, it's not.

822
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:15,320
Speaker 4: They're not here.

823
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:20,560
Speaker 2: It's women please here. It's not when it's women.

824
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:24,440
Speaker 7: Fair fair lunar ows is my second one, because I

825
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:28,240
Speaker 7: want an EFSA caller to carry me like like baby

826
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:29,160
Speaker 7: mm hmm.

827
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:29,960
Speaker 1: She doesn't.

828
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:36,520
Speaker 5: She gives me a lot of like like fun dance

829
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:39,799
Speaker 5: floor vibes, but not like there's a fire and she's

830
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:41,400
Speaker 5: gonna like get me out of the building.

831
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:44,680
Speaker 7: She's so calm, right, she's gonna she's gonna say do

832
00:39:44,719 --> 00:39:45,400
Speaker 7: I need to do this?

833
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:47,480
Speaker 4: And I'm gonna say yeah that everybody's saying that you

834
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:49,799
Speaker 4: have to carry me. And then she's gonna pick me

835
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:53,000
Speaker 4: up and she's just gonna walk and she's gonna go

836
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,160
Speaker 4: about her day. I can feel it.

837
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:58,280
Speaker 1: I feel very safe with just being thrown over Chelsea

838
00:39:58,280 --> 00:39:59,280
Speaker 1: Gray's shoulder. Yeah.

839
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:01,520
Speaker 7: I I don't want to give too much away, but

840
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:04,239
Speaker 7: the breeze was at the bottom for me because I

841
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:05,880
Speaker 7: was like, well, I guess I'd have to be carried

842
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:08,200
Speaker 7: by cam and I think i'd break her spine.

843
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:11,759
Speaker 5: You know what I mean, I literally blow out both

844
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:14,040
Speaker 5: She's already got a gentle, right, you know.

845
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:16,960
Speaker 4: It's like asking a twig to hold a boulder.

846
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:20,200
Speaker 1: It's very interesting how I said, I have no daddy energy,

847
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:21,960
Speaker 1: but a lot of my picks are people I would be.

848
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:23,080
Speaker 2: Throwing over my shoulders.

849
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:23,759
Speaker 4: I love this.

850
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:25,439
Speaker 2: I just don't know myself.

851
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:28,080
Speaker 5: At all, although I think Dominique Malonga, if I ran

852
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:30,920
Speaker 5: at her and did like the lift sequence from Dirty Dancing,

853
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:33,440
Speaker 5: she would hold me up and it would go really well.

854
00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:36,800
Speaker 1: Fair, Okay, moving on. The next one is who'd like

855
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:37,640
Speaker 1: to commit a crime with?

856
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:43,960
Speaker 4: Oh, let's we can go. I know exactly right away.

857
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:47,880
Speaker 4: I've thought about this period.

858
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:50,840
Speaker 7: It's just so sad when you look at the teams

859
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:53,120
Speaker 7: and you're like when you say to yourself, like, no one,

860
00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:55,200
Speaker 7: there's no one here. I'd want to commit a crime

861
00:40:55,239 --> 00:40:57,000
Speaker 7: with like, no, that's so hurtful.

862
00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:58,400
Speaker 2: What kind of team is that really?

863
00:40:58,880 --> 00:40:59,360
Speaker 4: Exactly?

864
00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:04,600
Speaker 7: I just read the Chris Is Carrol the Dickens book,

865
00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:11,200
Speaker 7: and uh, Ezzie mc beggar. Yeah, So I keep reading

866
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:17,799
Speaker 7: Ebenezer like I am saying, are over and over again,

867
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:18,759
Speaker 7: never changing for me?

868
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:20,839
Speaker 2: Can I ask why you were reading that?

869
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:30,399
Speaker 4: I'm I'm like kind of a gay loser, Okay, yeah,

870
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:32,960
Speaker 4: I just I just kind of a gay loser. Door.

871
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:36,239
Speaker 2: This is a weird choice. There's nothing wrong with I mean,

872
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:40,440
Speaker 2: it's great. That is just something like.

873
00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:46,960
Speaker 6: So wild. You're like the coolest and you're like, I'm

874
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:48,200
Speaker 6: a gay looser.

875
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:52,360
Speaker 7: I just know as like as a cool gay that

876
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:54,840
Speaker 7: I would bully myself at home, do you know what

877
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:55,160
Speaker 7: I mean?

878
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:57,120
Speaker 4: Like, when I'm in private, I'm going to be my

879
00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:58,719
Speaker 4: own bully. You don't. No one has to do that

880
00:41:58,760 --> 00:41:59,160
Speaker 4: for me.

881
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:00,560
Speaker 2: Right right, right, get out of head of it. You

882
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:02,000
Speaker 2: can't say that about me. I already did.

883
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:04,280
Speaker 6: I already recognize my own failures.

884
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:08,680
Speaker 1: I've got this, okay, So at the risk of being insensitive,

885
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:11,919
Speaker 1: I'm just going off basic facts here. Obviously. My number

886
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:15,520
Speaker 1: one is Britney Griner. I understand she knows how to

887
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:19,560
Speaker 1: commit crimes. She has done time in the worst place imaginable,

888
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:23,439
Speaker 1: and I feel like would absolutely be able to walk

889
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:25,680
Speaker 1: me through it if we failed in our mission and

890
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:26,480
Speaker 1: got caught.

891
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:29,040
Speaker 7: Well, and you'd have you'd have her wonderful wife on

892
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:30,120
Speaker 7: your time, on your team.

893
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:32,560
Speaker 2: Oh that's so smart. We got a lawyer right there.

894
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:34,319
Speaker 4: I did not even think about that.

895
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:39,359
Speaker 5: Plus she's got like some conversational Russian, which really always Yeah.

896
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:40,640
Speaker 2: Mine crimes do involve it.

897
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:43,959
Speaker 4: This was my most obvious actually was it's the Rose

898
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,680
Speaker 4: and it's for Killia Copper. I just think, mm hmm.

899
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:50,759
Speaker 4: I think she's pourbvious. She's such a bad bit.

900
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:51,680
Speaker 2: She's my number three.

901
00:42:51,719 --> 00:42:54,279
Speaker 3: I had Marina above her because Marina will cut a bit.

902
00:42:54,760 --> 00:43:00,319
Speaker 5: I had Skyler between her, just just twenty four hour

903
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:04,400
Speaker 5: scowl and then that mom energy she's I just feel

904
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:06,520
Speaker 5: like we're going to be fine.

905
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:07,800
Speaker 1: For yeah.

906
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:10,920
Speaker 5: I also Patney Williams number two. Oh interesting, because it

907
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:12,640
Speaker 5: would be fine. No, too big of a mouth.

908
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:16,000
Speaker 1: She would be talking about it before, during, and after

909
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:16,520
Speaker 1: the crime.

910
00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:17,560
Speaker 4: That's so true.

911
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:18,040
Speaker 2: Yeah.

912
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:20,879
Speaker 5: If we want to be caught though, and I do,

913
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:23,000
Speaker 5: it's Courtney for number two.

914
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:26,000
Speaker 1: I have Kelsey Mitchell pretty high because I feel like

915
00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 1: she commits assassinations regularly and it never gets talked about.

916
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:31,480
Speaker 2: She just doesn't get enough credit.

917
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:34,279
Speaker 4: I have cloud for number two just because I feel

918
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:35,600
Speaker 4: like should look.

919
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:38,240
Speaker 2: Col Donut agreed, and she'd look hot getting arrested.

920
00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:38,719
Speaker 4: So one.

921
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:44,560
Speaker 1: All right, last category, this team has the player who's

922
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:47,880
Speaker 1: DMS you would most like to have unlimited access to.

923
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:51,600
Speaker 2: Not to slide into. This is not this is just damn.

924
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:53,759
Speaker 1: You're just so well you can't slide in if that's

925
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:55,920
Speaker 1: how you want to use your powers. But more importantly,

926
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:58,560
Speaker 1: you just want to know what is really going on

927
00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:02,360
Speaker 1: with this person. Who's messaging them, Who are they messaging,

928
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:04,720
Speaker 1: who are they talking shit about? Who are they actually

929
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:06,640
Speaker 1: friends with? Like what's the tea?

930
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:09,239
Speaker 4: Oh? Done? So got it?

931
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:15,880
Speaker 5: One popped out immediately the same it's Jackie Young. Oh

932
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:16,840
Speaker 5: she's a mystery.

933
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:19,000
Speaker 6: And I want to know everything.

934
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:23,400
Speaker 4: Fair mine was mine? Was Skyler Diggens. I just feel

935
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:25,080
Speaker 4: like I also want to know everything.

936
00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:29,279
Speaker 1: I also feel like Cambrink because as a straight and

937
00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:32,760
Speaker 1: a beauty there got to be some thirsty ass dudes

938
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:36,040
Speaker 1: in there that are just wrecking themselves trying to find

939
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:37,959
Speaker 1: out if they can break up a happy home.

940
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:40,279
Speaker 2: And I would be dying for that tea.

941
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:41,640
Speaker 6: Yeah.

942
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:45,080
Speaker 1: And then also the stud Buds because they've been putting

943
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:48,560
Speaker 1: themselves out there looking for love, often in the wrong

944
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:53,359
Speaker 1: places and problematically so and I feel like their messages are.

945
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:57,080
Speaker 2: Got to be just nasty. Just the nastiest shit is

946
00:44:57,080 --> 00:44:58,160
Speaker 2: getting said to them.

947
00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:02,000
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, and I bet they're also saying some nasty shit,

948
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:03,920
Speaker 4: which would be fun to read.

949
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:08,839
Speaker 1: It's just like only fans accounts sliding in all day.

950
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:10,600
Speaker 6: I would just be on those dms.

951
00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:11,360
Speaker 2: Knock it off.

952
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:16,160
Speaker 5: Stop a National Treasures, get your dick back in your pants,

953
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:23,560
Speaker 5: filthy animal like, get a hobby, read a gay loser book.

954
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:27,600
Speaker 7: Like like like a Christmas Carol read.

955
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:32,640
Speaker 1: It Christmas, go reader your pants, get off the Internet

956
00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:33,520
Speaker 1: and read a classic.

957
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,439
Speaker 2: It's too bad Jewel Lloyd isn't playing because.

958
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:42,319
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's another.

959
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:45,120
Speaker 2: That's another one. I want to see what shit went down. Okay,

960
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:45,600
Speaker 2: I think we.

961
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:47,359
Speaker 1: Talked through that one enough, but if there's anything else

962
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:49,040
Speaker 1: that came to your mind as you were going through,

963
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:49,520
Speaker 1: let me know.

964
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:50,000
Speaker 3: Yeah.

965
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,680
Speaker 5: I just I want to also, uh some clarity on

966
00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:55,759
Speaker 5: the Sinaia Maybray. So I put hive second, you get

967
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:58,520
Speaker 5: half of the Stud Buds in Snaia, so that that's

968
00:45:58,560 --> 00:45:59,120
Speaker 5: good combo.

969
00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:00,800
Speaker 6: But yeah, good combo.

970
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:03,160
Speaker 1: I have the Hive second as well. Number one lunar

971
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:05,560
Speaker 1: owls again for Skyler Skyler Goss.

972
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:06,640
Speaker 4: I gotta enough.

973
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:07,160
Speaker 6: You know.

974
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:10,959
Speaker 5: The the aces were like they they went back and forth.

975
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,960
Speaker 5: I'll keep this short and h they were like asking

976
00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:15,560
Speaker 5: each other like, oh, who would you do this? Blah

977
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:17,279
Speaker 5: blah blah blah, And they're like, who wouldn't you let

978
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:20,279
Speaker 5: your daughter or son date? And everyone's like Jackie yo.

979
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:24,440
Speaker 5: And I was like, well, that's why I'm like, oh what,

980
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:26,360
Speaker 5: what's tempted to change my rankings?

981
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:29,160
Speaker 6: But that's why I put her one because I'm just like,

982
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:30,440
Speaker 6: what's up on that?

983
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:34,239
Speaker 1: To know? Okay, we have completed the nine categories of

984
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:38,040
Speaker 1: our unrivaled draft. Make sure you have each club ranked

985
00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:41,920
Speaker 1: at least once in each category. Enjoyed this very brief

986
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,319
Speaker 1: musical interlude while you double check that you have each

987
00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:47,960
Speaker 1: team at least once in each category.

988
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:57,000
Speaker 3: Okay, here it is the moment of truth.

989
00:46:57,160 --> 00:47:01,640
Speaker 1: In the bottom left box, you're gonna write down four

990
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:07,279
Speaker 1: team names, So start out with the first four in

991
00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:09,280
Speaker 1: your top left to make it easy on yourself.

992
00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:11,080
Speaker 2: So if you.

993
00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:13,759
Speaker 1: Were number one, pick for the first category was the

994
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:16,920
Speaker 1: hive right down Hive, followed by your second pick for

995
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:22,680
Speaker 1: that category, then your third, and then your fourth, and

996
00:47:22,719 --> 00:47:23,040
Speaker 1: then in.

997
00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:24,879
Speaker 2: The box next to that, so.

998
00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:28,600
Speaker 1: The middle bottom, you'll put your final four teams from

999
00:47:28,719 --> 00:47:32,239
Speaker 1: that first category. So you're just putting the name of

1000
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:35,680
Speaker 1: the team in the left hand column instead of the numbers,

1001
00:47:35,719 --> 00:47:37,960
Speaker 1: and you're gonna do four for each box, just to

1002
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,880
Speaker 1: give yourself a little space. And then you're gonna go

1003
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:44,800
Speaker 1: through and take that first name Hive. They were number

1004
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:46,960
Speaker 1: one for me in the first so I'm gonna write

1005
00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:50,200
Speaker 1: a number one next to them small. Then I'm gonna

1006
00:47:50,239 --> 00:47:52,080
Speaker 1: go to the next box over to the right and

1007
00:47:52,239 --> 00:47:54,600
Speaker 1: hive war two for me. So I'm gonna write the

1008
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:57,879
Speaker 1: number two. The next box over three the hive verse

1009
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,640
Speaker 1: six for me, I'm gonna write down a six. You're

1010
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:03,680
Speaker 1: gonna do that for each box until you should have

1011
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:08,680
Speaker 1: nine numbers next to that team name. Then you'll go

1012
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:10,160
Speaker 1: down to the next one and do the same, so

1013
00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:13,839
Speaker 1: you'll have what number you assigned that team in each

1014
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:16,279
Speaker 1: box next to the team name.

1015
00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:20,520
Speaker 2: I have written so poorly, this is difficult.

1016
00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:27,120
Speaker 7: I over here an incredible amount of pressure, like I'm

1017
00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:28,480
Speaker 7: doing this in front of the police.

1018
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:34,160
Speaker 3: I apologize for involving math without warning you that.

1019
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:36,080
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm glad you didn't tell me. I wouldn't have

1020
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:36,400
Speaker 4: done it.

1021
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:40,160
Speaker 3: Also, if you had any plans for the rest of

1022
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:41,440
Speaker 3: the week, I apologize.

1023
00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:46,480
Speaker 4: Oh no, not at all. It's just similar gay books.

1024
00:48:49,719 --> 00:48:50,680
Speaker 2: Pride and Prejudice.

1025
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:54,719
Speaker 4: Next, okay, it is on the list.

1026
00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:57,200
Speaker 6: Then we add them all up, right, yep.

1027
00:48:57,320 --> 00:49:01,960
Speaker 1: Then you add all the numbers for each team and

1028
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:03,160
Speaker 1: get a point total.

1029
00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:08,880
Speaker 3: Pull out your trustee calculator. It's very important to get.

1030
00:49:08,719 --> 00:49:14,040
Speaker 6: This writ business nuts, all.

1031
00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:18,000
Speaker 3: Right, let me know when you're done adding up your totals.

1032
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:19,239
Speaker 6: I'm done, and I don't like it.

1033
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:21,360
Speaker 4: Chill out, so sorry.

1034
00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:23,360
Speaker 2: That's who you really are deep down.

1035
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:23,880
Speaker 1: Well.

1036
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:25,000
Speaker 6: I like the players, but.

1037
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:27,640
Speaker 4: I'm almost there.

1038
00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:28,640
Speaker 1: I'm shocked.

1039
00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:30,960
Speaker 4: Last one, guys.

1040
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:32,920
Speaker 1: Okay, proud of you.

1041
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,440
Speaker 2: I can believe you're using that advocus though. That's wild.

1042
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:41,399
Speaker 7: You can't believe it after what I told you about

1043
00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:42,160
Speaker 7: my reading habits.

1044
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:44,960
Speaker 2: That's very true. And you are wearing that nightcap, and

1045
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:45,760
Speaker 2: you've got that.

1046
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:48,239
Speaker 1: Weird lantern that you carried down from up the ste

1047
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:50,120
Speaker 1: I wish you guys could sit inside this rooms.

1048
00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:51,360
Speaker 4: The guest at Christmas present.

1049
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:55,840
Speaker 5: The top hat I thought was aggressive when you first

1050
00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:58,160
Speaker 5: got on the zoom it.

1051
00:49:58,200 --> 00:50:00,760
Speaker 4: Now it makes sense, all right, I'm ready.

1052
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:02,320
Speaker 2: Okay.

1053
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:05,920
Speaker 1: When you look at the numbers next to each club,

1054
00:50:06,239 --> 00:50:10,680
Speaker 1: the team with the lowest number of points is your

1055
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:12,040
Speaker 1: unrivaled squad.

1056
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:15,279
Speaker 6: No way, I thought it was the most number of Well.

1057
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:17,200
Speaker 2: If you think about it, Aaron, if you take him

1058
00:50:17,239 --> 00:50:19,880
Speaker 2: minute and you use this mind blow, use your brain.

1059
00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:21,920
Speaker 4: So you need a little hat and an advocate.

1060
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:23,359
Speaker 2: But I was confused.

1061
00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:26,040
Speaker 1: That's why I was so confused, right because you know,

1062
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:29,960
Speaker 1: if you think about it, the higher numbers means they

1063
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:30,960
Speaker 1: were ranked lower.

1064
00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:33,480
Speaker 2: So the more lower rankings they.

1065
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:36,600
Speaker 5: Got, Sarah, That's why I was so upset that I

1066
00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:39,560
Speaker 5: got the missed and I'm like, no, that's the wrong.

1067
00:50:39,719 --> 00:50:40,040
Speaker 2: Okay.

1068
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:42,120
Speaker 1: Now, this is like that time I took that Sex

1069
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:44,440
Speaker 1: in the City quiz and it said I was a Samantha.

1070
00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:48,720
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm not having nearly enough sex for that.

1071
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:50,040
Speaker 4: But what an honor?

1072
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:55,480
Speaker 2: Lowest point total is your team? Aaron? Who is your

1073
00:50:55,560 --> 00:51:01,400
Speaker 2: unrivaled team? It's Vinyl WHOA.

1074
00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:02,080
Speaker 4: That's my team.

1075
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:04,920
Speaker 5: This is my team from last year because a teaspoon,

1076
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:06,560
Speaker 5: I got a hat right here, says.

1077
00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:08,680
Speaker 2: Why that's suspicious.

1078
00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:11,439
Speaker 6: It does seem suspicious, but I really didn't.

1079
00:51:11,719 --> 00:51:13,480
Speaker 3: What if she picked up her paper and she had

1080
00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:15,080
Speaker 3: not written down at.

1081
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:18,880
Speaker 2: She just waited to the end and pulled that.

1082
00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:21,280
Speaker 4: I was like, whoa, it's just all doodles.

1083
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:22,719
Speaker 2: What are the odds?

1084
00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:25,320
Speaker 1: It's actually just that's what That was my mad very

1085
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:28,240
Speaker 1: detailed photo of her and Natasha Cloud with their faces

1086
00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:29,200
Speaker 1: really close.

1087
00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:33,280
Speaker 2: In charcoal too. It's beautiful.

1088
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:34,520
Speaker 4: It is not really talent.

1089
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:36,680
Speaker 5: I ended up my numbers and I got Natasha Cloud

1090
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:37,840
Speaker 5: carry me through a fire.

1091
00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:42,960
Speaker 3: Okay, here yourival squad.

1092
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:48,040
Speaker 4: I'm happy about it. It's phantom nice me too.

1093
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:51,479
Speaker 1: And that was my spood last year, and I thought

1094
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:55,640
Speaker 1: for god it was going to change. But no, how

1095
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:57,680
Speaker 1: many points did your winning squad get?

1096
00:51:57,719 --> 00:51:58,120
Speaker 2: Each of you?

1097
00:51:59,080 --> 00:51:59,640
Speaker 4: Twenty three?

1098
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:03,120
Speaker 2: Twenty three? Me too, we all got twenty three.

1099
00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:06,239
Speaker 4: Engel Jordan, It's meant to be wow.

1100
00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:10,760
Speaker 1: My mom's birthday that we all somehow landed on twenty

1101
00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:12,879
Speaker 1: three for our winning team. Wait?

1102
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:16,439
Speaker 2: Did we all were your number combinations? Four four two

1103
00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:19,120
Speaker 2: one one four one two four Mine were three one

1104
00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:20,839
Speaker 2: one four three one two five three.

1105
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:23,040
Speaker 4: You guys are gonna believe this. Mine was one one,

1106
00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:24,600
Speaker 4: three five two two four two three.

1107
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:25,880
Speaker 2: Wow?

1108
00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:31,560
Speaker 1: No, my god, are you willing to share your enemy,

1109
00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:33,720
Speaker 1: which would be the team with the most points.

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Speaker 2: That is the team you will be rooting the hardest against.

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Speaker 4: I am, and I'm sorry to this team. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm sorry to team this.

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Speaker 4: It was them the miss me too.

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Speaker 5: Mine was the mist It's weird ic no, guys, my god,

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Speaker 5: wait were your numbers eight eight three, seven three eight

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Speaker 5: seven seven.

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Speaker 4: Four Wait so close? Mine was seven four, five four

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Speaker 4: six five six eight.

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Speaker 1: Wait that's wild, because mine we're eight four seven eight

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Speaker 1: five seven six three eight. Oh my gods, fifty points?

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Speaker 2: What about you, guys? Fifty two fifty eight day you're

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Speaker 2: dunking on that love those players.

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Speaker 1: I just don't want to be a vaginal the man

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Speaker 1: Natasha's carrying you through the missed facility.

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Speaker 2: That a blaze? Yes, yes, all right, that's it.

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Speaker 6: Oh my god.

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00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:26,680
Speaker 1: Circle your squad, underline it, tattoo it to your face,

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Speaker 1: make it your whole personality. Tell all your friends, and

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00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:32,480
Speaker 1: like we said last year, we would love to.

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Speaker 2: See your insane sheets of paper.

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00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:37,680
Speaker 1: So text a picture of it, email a picture of it,

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00:53:37,760 --> 00:53:40,840
Speaker 1: Send us what it looks like that's pretty organized.

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Speaker 2: Mine is a.

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Speaker 1: Disaster, just like I'm going to redo mine and make

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Speaker 1: it look pretty before I share it, because it is

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00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:50,560
Speaker 1: a mess. It's now two days since we began. Has

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Speaker 1: everyone stayed?

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Speaker 4: I drank through all my water. I'm filled with piss.

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00:53:56,880 --> 00:53:58,720
Speaker 4: It's so bad in here. I feel sick.

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Speaker 5: Great, Okay, filled with piss was the name of my

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Speaker 5: high school band.

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Speaker 4: So I've heard y'all really.

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00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:08,560
Speaker 1: Good, really good and unusual use of the tuba and

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Speaker 1: I was always surprised by the triangle.

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Speaker 4: But you're in my Spotify wrapped.

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00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:17,360
Speaker 6: Yeah, yep, the Tone Deaf Fleet singer.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and what was wild r is?

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Speaker 1: It did say your listening age was one hundred and four,

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Speaker 1: which I didn't think was an option.

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Speaker 4: No, I know. I feel like they just don't like

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Speaker 4: me over at Spotify. There. It's some weird thing I

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Speaker 4: haven't fair enough.

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00:54:30,680 --> 00:54:33,000
Speaker 1: I think we're supposed to be boycotting them anyway. So yeah,

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00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:35,520
Speaker 1: it's probably best that that's that's an enemy to you.

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Speaker 1: All Right, I'll see y'all in Philly for the Unrivaled Games.

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00:54:39,719 --> 00:54:40,560
Speaker 2: Right, we'll meet there.

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00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:44,799
Speaker 3: We'll rock our phantom gear, will I guess fight Aaron.

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Speaker 6: Already got my tickets Vinyl for life, right or Die.

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00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:50,160
Speaker 1: And then we'll all go down to Miami, do a

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Speaker 1: bunch of blow and see which of those players we

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Speaker 1: can throw over our shoulders.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to be carried like a babe.

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Speaker 2: The streets of Solf.

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Speaker 6: Carry carry me, Ryan, Harry, carry me Ryan.

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00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:02,080
Speaker 1: Sounds like an old novel e rs got right next

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Speaker 1: to their their bed for next time.

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Speaker 3: Please carry me rouh.

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Speaker 1: You guys are the best. Thank you for spending your

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Speaker 1: entire afternoon with me. I look forward to rooting for

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Speaker 1: our teams together and apart.

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Speaker 4: Thank you, thanks for having us.

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Speaker 5: So fun, Thanks for having me and that gay loser

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Speaker 5: that I love.

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Speaker 1: Dearly ghost is gonna come to you tonight, Erin and

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00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:26,080
Speaker 1: give you a chiding for that.

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Speaker 6: But Ryan will be there, so it doesn't matter.

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Speaker 7: Only in dreams, Sarah, you have to cut out the

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Speaker 7: parts where I called myself the gay loser, so it

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Speaker 7: just feels like Karen said that out of total.

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Speaker 5: No no no, no, please please please.

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00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:46,960
Speaker 2: The internalized homophobia is strong.

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Speaker 4: That's awesome.

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Speaker 7: I love.

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Speaker 1: Calling so weird I mean and frankly for me, this

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Speaker 1: is only going to increase the rumors that deep down

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Speaker 1: I am a lesbian.

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Speaker 2: Those answers came way too fast for me.

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Speaker 6: We can only hope only.

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00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:04,839
Speaker 4: I always call you one of the good ones. So

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Speaker 4: I'm working tope that.

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00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:07,480
Speaker 2: Thank you, Thank you well.

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00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:09,960
Speaker 1: This is anything like the movie Chasing Amy. Just keep

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00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,480
Speaker 1: at it and I'll change my sexuality by the end

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00:56:12,520 --> 00:56:13,839
Speaker 1: of the two hour film.

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Speaker 4: That's so powerful.

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Speaker 2: We'll work on it in Philly. Let's do this.

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Speaker 1: Philly does seem like the place for me to turn

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Speaker 1: into a lesbian, of all places.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think you're allowed to be straight.

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Speaker 2: There a couple of cheese steaks.

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Speaker 5: Cheese steake away from Vagina, she said, Nobody, every anyone.

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00:56:31,239 --> 00:56:33,440
Speaker 2: Else just picture flaps a beef and thinks.

1203
00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:38,520
Speaker 4: I went right there. I went right there.

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00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:41,640
Speaker 2: You're all a bunch of This is why I can

1205
00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:44,520
Speaker 2: only have you guys on the show like once a year.

1206
00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:51,280
Speaker 4: Because because of how it hurts your fan base. I understand.

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00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:56,520
Speaker 5: Seven slices jumped over the balcony during the taping of

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Speaker 5: this ship.

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Speaker 1: We're at least seven slices down.

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Speaker 6: All right, I gotta go to therapy.

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Speaker 1: Thanks again to Er and Aaron for hanging out and

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Speaker 1: making me laugh till I cried and for assuring that

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Speaker 1: I'm never beating the is she maybe a little bit

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Speaker 1: gay accusations? We gotta take another break when we come back,

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Speaker 1: Cox and Tops.

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Speaker 2: Welcome back, slices.

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Speaker 1: We love that you're listening, but we want you to

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Speaker 1: get in the game every day too, So here's our

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Speaker 1: good game play the day. Shout out to the slices

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Speaker 1: who already tagged me in their Spotify wrapped, including Kalain Conahan,

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Speaker 1: Marcus's son, Sarah Reel, HML, Caroline Fitzgerald, three sixty five,

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Speaker 1: Hockey Girl, Molly Anity, Alissa O, and Barbara Ravel. Keep

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Speaker 1: them coming via social or via email. It genuinely makes

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Speaker 1: my day to see good game at the top of

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Speaker 1: your listens. Thank you, thank you, thank you, and in

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Speaker 1: honor of you amazing slices, I made a fun little

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Speaker 1: good game with Sarah Spain wrapped. You could check it

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Speaker 1: out of my Instagram Spain two three two three. We

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Speaker 1: always love to hear from you, so hit us up

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Speaker 1: on email Good Game at wonder medianetwork dot com or

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Speaker 1: leave us a voicemail at eight seven two two o

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Speaker 1: four fifty seventy and don't forget to subscribe, rate and review.

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Speaker 2: It's so easy.

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Speaker 1: Take it from super Slice Alyssa Obradovich, whose email inspired

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Speaker 1: this review, top in it rating zero ont of zero

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Speaker 1: gays in the Naming Meeting review. Now, there are a

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Speaker 1: handful of colleges with different mascots for their men's and

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Speaker 1: women's teams. Tennessee Vowles and Lady Vols, Saint Peter's Peacocks

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Speaker 1: and p hen Oklahoma State Cowboys and Cowgirls, while Elyssa

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Speaker 1: brought to our attention Western Kentucky University, a campus that

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Speaker 1: sits on a hill, hence the mascot the Hilltoppers, and

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00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:40,880
Speaker 1: on the women's side, the Lady Toppers. Writes Alyssa quote,

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00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:43,800
Speaker 1: imagine my crew of four lesbians, the shock and delight

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00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:47,000
Speaker 1: to keep hearing the announcer say Lady Toppers. The team

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00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:50,080
Speaker 1: warm up simply said tops across the chest. Is there

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Speaker 1: not one queer person in WKU's athletic department who said, y'all,

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Speaker 1: this name is gay as hell?

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Speaker 2: Being a Lady.

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Speaker 1: Topper fan, which I now am is the equivalent of

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00:58:58,520 --> 00:59:01,200
Speaker 1: when middle school boys in the Chicago suburbs discovered hats

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Speaker 1: that read Cox and became South Carolina fans.

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Speaker 2: End quote.

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Speaker 1: Thanks Melissa, and go tops and bottom stew We don't

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Speaker 1: discriminate here at Good Game, We'll throw either one of

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Speaker 1: you over our shoulder.

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Speaker 2: Ps.

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Speaker 1: My high school in the northern suburbs of Chicago was

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Speaker 1: chock full of those Cox hats. Now it's your turn, y'all,

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Speaker 1: rate and review, Thanks for listening. See you next week.

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Speaker 2: Good game, er, good game, Aaron you pantone.

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Speaker 1: I don't care if you think the world is exhausted

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Speaker 1: and quote looking for respite, looking for relief. You can't

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Speaker 1: make white the color of twenty twenty six Read the room.

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Speaker 1: Good Game with Sarah Spain is an iHeart women's sports

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Speaker 1: executive producers are Christina Everett, Jesse Katz, Jenny Kaplan and

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Speaker 1: Emily Rudder. Our editors are Emily Rudder, Britney Martinez and

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