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Speaker 2: Wealthy benefactor, a patron Sewan Fanning, Sean Fanning.

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Speaker 2: I can't say, okay, okay, I'm not allowed to say.

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Speaker 3: Can you tell me what you said? You sort of

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Speaker 2: I was reminding myself who it was. Let me just say,

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Speaker 2: let me give a fake Let's say it was commissioned

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Speaker 3: And that'll actually draw a lot of our fans who

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Speaker 2: So he you know, I usually work in marble clay,

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Speaker 2: that's your medium, but he has requested something that has

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Speaker 3: Of it, uh huh, and make possibly carve out little crevices.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, scoop out little pieces, Yeah, exactly. And so I

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Speaker 3: Well, and and to be fair, you have been sculpting

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Speaker 3: No, it's true, Like why you know, why are we

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Speaker 2: People say like, oh, you have a fork, like a

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Speaker 3: Uh huh. And I took the one less travel.

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Speaker 2: Right, And so he walks in, he does his He

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Speaker 1: Hi.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to Hollywood, guy.

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Speaker 3: Bought, dropping names and finding love in the red carpet

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Speaker 3: line back hallways of this industry we call showbiz and romance.

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Speaker 2: Is it possibly the most special episode we've ever done.

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Speaker 3: It's a Valentine's Day episode, and Valentine's Day is all

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Speaker 2: We want to introduce Esther Povitski. Little Esther has a

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Speaker 2: new special, has a new special out. Comedy Central presents

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Speaker 2: Esther's New Special.

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Speaker 3: Uh huh. And my name Eve, She's hot for her

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Speaker 3: Oh I'm hot for my name.

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Speaker 4: Oh I will know it's my name. It's not like that.

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Speaker 3: Save it for the special.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you can change it now. These things are all online.

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Speaker 3: Just going, yes, going to YouTube, click the bar, open

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Speaker 3: No, because because I'm not allowed on that site.

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Speaker 3: Well, we're going to get into all of our relationships today.

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Speaker 3: I was watching Dodge All Fails, and it was preventing

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Speaker 2: And we want to say hi Todave. It's just really quick.

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Speaker 2: They've both been a guest on the show, but never

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Speaker 5: And thank you for referring to me by all the

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Speaker 3: Nasty, Nasty, Nasty Man, the Nasty Dky.

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Speaker 2: Bear in love and they she talks about it in

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Speaker 3: We have no offense bigger guests and two of those

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Speaker 4: Because it's already aired. It aired Friday, and it's going

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Speaker 3: Can release most used app Comedy Central app for you

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Speaker 4: Look, if you can crack the code definding the app,

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Speaker 5: So dream come true for me?

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Speaker 4: And it wasn't non union Comedy Central.

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Speaker 5: That's the problem exactly.

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Speaker 5: She's my first call.

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Speaker 4: It's nothing.

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Speaker 2: This episode is about love.

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Speaker 3: I don't have a city. I'm a citizen of the world.

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Speaker 4: Will you do an episode though? How you got your book?

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Speaker 5: Book practice She means how to like buy one book?

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Speaker 3: No, I know, okay, And a little bit of a

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Speaker 2: Obviously, oay, that's part of it. Having a huge fight

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Speaker 3: I won't do it. But I noticed some chemistry between

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Speaker 4: Right now, Dave, you're off with quiet.

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Speaker 3: It's always at people.

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Speaker 6: And it's how lin Manuel Miranda used rap to win

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Speaker 8: People Exclusive actor writer and Hamilton creator lin Manuel Miranda

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Speaker 3: Too, So basically that's dating. So what I would ask you, guys,

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Speaker 3: to know, is like, Dave, what was the main rap

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Speaker 4: Well, okay, before you get into that, I did just

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Speaker 4: want to say, isn't it kind of weird that wrapping

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Speaker 5: Wow.

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Speaker 3: I uh, I don't really feel comfortable with this avenue

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Speaker 4: Okay, that's that I can just say that by myself

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Speaker 5: Well, I mean, what I liked about it is that

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Speaker 5: There's a racial element and it's also not what we

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well, you know, I think we're probably not going

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, i'd agree with that too. I agree with that, Dave.

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Speaker 4: Why don't you just do the rap that you did

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Speaker 5: And what I did was, I was like, write down

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Speaker 4: Me, like for wrapping, like they all run when you

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Speaker 4: Well, I just liked that it was so embarrassing and

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Speaker 4: Well no, it's like, oh, I won't be embarrassed for

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Speaker 4: And that's where I'm like, Okay, he makes me so

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Speaker 2: And you call him a pedophile at least once in

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Speaker 5: Society, what do you want from me?

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Speaker 4: I have a full face of fat in my face.

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Speaker 4: Guys who like me are typically pedophiles. Am I supposed

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Speaker 4: Comedy comes from what's true. So that's yes, that's a book.

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Speaker 3: No, that's the one book you want to buy, not the.

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Speaker 4: Book I want to I don't want to buy a book.

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Speaker 3: Oh. I could just explain most of it to you.

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Speaker 2: You just said we wanted you want to do a

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Speaker 4: No, I would like you, guys the Hollywood Handbook to

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Speaker 2: We did that once. We did that with bj Novak.

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Speaker 2: We wrote it on the show I Can do a rap.

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Speaker 2: Dave was mean earlier about me being able to rap.

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna actually wrap it, but I could say one. Okay,

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Speaker 2: It is a new version of a relationship for twenty twenty.

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Speaker 5: Is this the rap?

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Speaker 2: No, it's context. I'm explaining this is.

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Speaker 3: but just the tampons thing.

445
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:06,480
Speaker 5: Uh huh?

446
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:09,080
Speaker 3: Do you think this is a rhyme, Hayes because I

447
00:23:09,119 --> 00:23:12,199
Speaker 3: know you didn't like got her cramps on? But what

448
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:14,560
Speaker 3: if I did? And just before I even say this

449
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:20,520
Speaker 3: line and esther come back, esther before I even say this, no,

450
00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:24,040
Speaker 3: you're not. I want to be clear so that no

451
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:27,960
Speaker 3: one gets upset that I am referring to.

452
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:28,560
Speaker 2: To my booty.

453
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:30,320
Speaker 5: Okay, noted.

454
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:36,359
Speaker 3: Maybe girl wants her tampons. Booty big enough to camp on?

455
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:42,679
Speaker 2: Whoa say ons? Say camp on camp ons?

456
00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:47,640
Speaker 3: That's yeah, okay, sorry, sorry, okay.

457
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:51,920
Speaker 2: Your booty saying your big enough to camp booty big

458
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:56,920
Speaker 2: enough to camp on that So go ahead, Hayes And

459
00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:58,960
Speaker 2: and do uh explain your relationship?

460
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,200
Speaker 3: There's it's like three or four more minutes of just sort.

461
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,600
Speaker 2: Of I don't know I remember exactly. I just start

462
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:11,359
Speaker 2: from the beginning. A rolling stone gathers no moss, so

463
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:16,560
Speaker 2: i'd better stop rolling because I'd like to gather like

464
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:20,959
Speaker 2: a boss. I'd like to eat that moss until I

465
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:26,119
Speaker 2: have my fill and now it's time for me to

466
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:27,240
Speaker 2: take the blue pill.

467
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:30,000
Speaker 5: Mm hmm.

468
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:33,919
Speaker 2: The pill is but I grow.

469
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:40,280
Speaker 3: That and that's what.

470
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:43,000
Speaker 2: I was doing it too.

471
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Speaker 5: Oh, Sean added a little something.

472
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Speaker 3: I like that, would you add, John, No, I was

473
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:50,320
Speaker 3: just saying, that's the rap that made her want to

474
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Speaker 3: let you marry her.

475
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:56,760
Speaker 2: Mm hmm. Yeah, but her, but not her, that's the rap. So, yes,

476
00:24:57,080 --> 00:25:00,480
Speaker 2: that's a rap that made her want to make me

477
00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:02,080
Speaker 2: marry her.

478
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:02,760
Speaker 3: Yes.

479
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:07,119
Speaker 2: Interesting, So are we married?

480
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:07,280
Speaker 3: No?

481
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:10,359
Speaker 2: Am I married her? Yes? Here's my ring? Does she

482
00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:12,800
Speaker 2: wear one? No, she wears a ring. It's different.

483
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:15,200
Speaker 4: How long have you been married to her?

484
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:22,480
Speaker 2: I have been married to her on and off for Uh.

485
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:26,520
Speaker 2: When did revolutions come out? Two thousand and three? Wow,

486
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:39,679
Speaker 2: two thousand and seven, night weed. It has been. It

487
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:41,760
Speaker 2: has been exactly one year today.

488
00:25:42,359 --> 00:25:42,800
Speaker 4: Oh.

489
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:45,840
Speaker 5: I was expecting a different answer after you.

490
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:51,680
Speaker 2: One year in terms of like complete oh sixty five,

491
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:53,800
Speaker 2: three hundred and sixty five days.

492
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:55,639
Speaker 5: Today, cumulative days?

493
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:56,160
Speaker 2: Yeah?

494
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:59,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, we count the off time in our life.

495
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:03,359
Speaker 5: Yeah, now we count. We include the time before we

496
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:05,760
Speaker 5: started dating too, because that's awful.

497
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:06,840
Speaker 3: We do.

498
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:08,480
Speaker 4: So can I tell you?

499
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:12,159
Speaker 2: So you were technically dating her when she was a baby.

500
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:16,080
Speaker 5: Then, yeah, absolutely, that's the part that I'm the most into.

501
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:19,920
Speaker 4: Dave, tell them about how we started dating in two

502
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:23,440
Speaker 4: thousand and one, right after September.

503
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:26,160
Speaker 2: Eleventh, tell us, Oh, right.

504
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:32,639
Speaker 4: Okay, so when I wasn't initially, so when I was

505
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:35,040
Speaker 4: in eighth grade, I went on this trip to New

506
00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:39,720
Speaker 4: York with my dance teacher and it was really informative.

507
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:43,080
Speaker 4: I saw Broadway plays, I took dance class. Anyway, that's

508
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:46,000
Speaker 4: not important. What's important is that this at this time,

509
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:50,600
Speaker 4: Dave was also living in New York, so he was

510
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:54,720
Speaker 4: in he wasn't having a job yet. He was just

511
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:56,520
Speaker 4: out of college and he had no job and was

512
00:26:56,600 --> 00:27:00,199
Speaker 4: very sad and doing sad, sad things. And I was

513
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:02,040
Speaker 4: there as an eighth grader. So we were both in

514
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:04,560
Speaker 4: the same city at the same time. And that's when

515
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:07,119
Speaker 4: we consider that we started dating, because we could have

516
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 4: walked past each other on the street.

517
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:12,440
Speaker 5: And we could have It's the first time that we

518
00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:16,440
Speaker 5: theoretically could have dated, so we assumed that we did.

519
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:18,280
Speaker 5: For that short period of time.

520
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:22,560
Speaker 2: You could have brushed against each other. An unemployed twenty

521
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:23,160
Speaker 2: year old.

522
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:26,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is so much like Glen Manuel and Vanessa

523
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:28,280
Speaker 3: were like, no, they weren't dating, but in a way,

524
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:31,920
Speaker 3: their relationship goes all the way back exactly when he

525
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:33,959
Speaker 3: was a self described nerd in high school.

526
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:38,879
Speaker 5: No, and just to be clear, we also include the

527
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:42,920
Speaker 5: time before that, like back to the dawn of time

528
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:46,120
Speaker 5: as when we were dating and all time moving forward,

529
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:52,359
Speaker 5: but in terms of like, but we say also that

530
00:27:52,359 --> 00:27:56,320
Speaker 5: that could have been the first time that we met

531
00:27:56,359 --> 00:27:59,640
Speaker 5: each other while we were dating, right, But.

532
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:01,840
Speaker 4: I actually feel like every morning when I wake up,

533
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:03,240
Speaker 4: I meet him all over again.

534
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:06,720
Speaker 5: I feel Yes, I feel the same way, And it's

535
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:10,159
Speaker 5: partially because Esther has the fifty first States disease, but

536
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:13,360
Speaker 5: it's also like just because we really love each other, I.

537
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:17,280
Speaker 4: Think, and when I go to sleep, I forget everything

538
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:20,800
Speaker 4: I know, so I relearn it every day, like fifty

539
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:24,280
Speaker 4: first dates. Like you said, I want to let you

540
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:34,199
Speaker 4: guys talk.

541
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:31,720
Speaker 2: Who we were supposed to be doing raps.

542
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 3: Well, we were going to do some more wraps. Obviously.

543
00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:39,640
Speaker 3: I've talked a little bit about my wife, who I love,

544
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:46,560
Speaker 3: who I am currently not living with. She's living with

545
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:51,560
Speaker 3: another gentleman, not myself, but I still see her all

546
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:55,680
Speaker 3: the time because I do pull.

547
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:58,400
Speaker 9: My big ass pick up onto the front lawn of

548
00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:01,680
Speaker 9: her house, and I shine brights and I drink about

549
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:06,520
Speaker 9: five hundred beers and uh, and I throw them.

550
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:10,400
Speaker 3: At the porch and uh. Sometimes I fall asleep on

551
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:13,480
Speaker 3: the horn and it doesn't wake me up.

552
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:15,760
Speaker 5: Uh.

553
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:18,360
Speaker 3: So I do still see her, and she's really actually

554
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:22,240
Speaker 3: honestly as cool and beautiful as ever. But the rap

555
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:25,920
Speaker 3: that I initially what we're over with was, you know,

556
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:29,400
Speaker 3: I was in an advantageous position similar to Hayes where

557
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:33,680
Speaker 3: he noticed that moss like is a thing as well.

558
00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:36,960
Speaker 5: As the name of the girl.

559
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:38,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, so with Stephanie Graff.

560
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:42,239
Speaker 2: So yeah, actually, Dave, I just want to say, my

561
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:43,120
Speaker 2: wife is a woman.

562
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:47,240
Speaker 5: Okay, that's cool Mmkham.

563
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 3: But and mine too, And I said, and and so

564
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:54,560
Speaker 3: I thought like Graph, like there's like math stuff, and

565
00:29:54,640 --> 00:30:00,120
Speaker 3: I I was like, okay, like, but it's dating. And

566
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:04,800
Speaker 3: I went, I'm with Graph at the bar and and

567
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:10,520
Speaker 3: you could check the charts staying sharp and a target

568
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:19,640
Speaker 3: like we're throwing starts like Cupid with his arrow when

569
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:27,480
Speaker 3: he shoot my hearts okay, and uh and uh and

570
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:30,000
Speaker 3: and other and other parts.

571
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:34,600
Speaker 2: Whoa okay, Cupid shot other parts of In this case,

572
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:37,959
Speaker 2: Cupid shot a lot of different of Sean's parts.

573
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:42,720
Speaker 5: Right when you guys air this, are you Is Kevin

574
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:46,080
Speaker 5: gonna lay down like a sick beat underneath these wraps or.

575
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:48,160
Speaker 2: Well they just lay down.

576
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:50,520
Speaker 3: Probably not the ones that you interrupted in the middle

577
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:51,160
Speaker 3: of them.

578
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:53,560
Speaker 5: Okay, that's smart.

579
00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:57,400
Speaker 3: That probably messed up the beat a little bit. Yeah,

580
00:30:57,520 --> 00:30:59,720
Speaker 3: I love that he was so nasty. But then when

581
00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:02,600
Speaker 3: the nettiness came for me, I no longer wanted to

582
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:03,360
Speaker 3: be a part of it.

583
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:05,920
Speaker 4: When some guests are here, do you like them that

584
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:06,480
Speaker 4: they're there?

585
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:07,640
Speaker 2: The guests?

586
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:09,200
Speaker 3: Which ones? Who are you thinking of?

587
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:13,560
Speaker 4: Just any that you might they might help it instead

588
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:14,080
Speaker 4: of heard it?

589
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:19,560
Speaker 3: Guess that we like Kevin? You probably got the list.

590
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:25,600
Speaker 2: Kevin's kind of the in house historian. What guess did

591
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:26,360
Speaker 2: you like Kevin?

592
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:29,400
Speaker 5: Little Trivia? Any guests that were good?

593
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:35,600
Speaker 2: Weird? Al helped it? Okay, yeah, helped and also offered

594
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:40,480
Speaker 2: us tickets ticket his show afterwards. That was really nice

595
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:41,440
Speaker 2: free tickets.

596
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:42,760
Speaker 5: Did you guys go?

597
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:43,840
Speaker 2: Yeah?

598
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:47,120
Speaker 3: Hell, yes, King, Okay, we.

599
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:52,280
Speaker 4: Have free tickets for you. Whoa to what to Dave's

600
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:58,840
Speaker 4: rap battle the Yard Pandemic Friendly rap Battle against Kevin

601
00:31:58,880 --> 00:31:59,560
Speaker 4: for my love?

602
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:02,880
Speaker 5: Wow, I'm a little nervous about it, but I think

603
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:06,960
Speaker 5: that's gonna like give it in extra sort of charge

604
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:10,200
Speaker 5: for people who come and watch it. Yeah, because the

605
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:14,360
Speaker 5: stakes are quite frankly high, Like I'm learning every minute

606
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:17,840
Speaker 5: just how high they are, and so I think it's

607
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:21,560
Speaker 5: like I'm going to be very motivated to win. But

608
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:23,200
Speaker 5: I'm also pretty bad at rapping.

609
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:28,520
Speaker 2: The idea of reminding of you meeting each other anew

610
00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:30,920
Speaker 2: every day is reminding me so much of Palm Springs,

611
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:33,520
Speaker 2: and that reminds me. When do you all plan on

612
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:36,160
Speaker 2: announcing that you have seen it and that you liked it?

613
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:40,920
Speaker 5: So I missed the first wave, Okay, so it's a

614
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:44,520
Speaker 5: good question. So like I didn't get a screener for it,

615
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:47,480
Speaker 5: so obviously I was out. I couldn't do the tweets

616
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:49,920
Speaker 5: that were like hey, I got to see this and

617
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 5: it's amazing, like yeah, And then I thought about trying

618
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:56,920
Speaker 5: to get in like the very first wave opening weekend

619
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Speaker 5: and be like.

620
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:02,600
Speaker 3: Night of Hits Hulu, you're watching Boom, everybody check this out.

621
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:07,680
Speaker 3: I'm onto their new hotness, Like that's cool, but you

622
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:08,320
Speaker 3: missed that.

623
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:11,760
Speaker 5: I missed that, And I did watch it opening weekend,

624
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:16,840
Speaker 5: and I did really enjoy it, but obviously that's not relevant.

625
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:20,280
Speaker 5: Like the question is when do you get when you

626
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:24,840
Speaker 5: when you get credit for that? So I have a

627
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:29,840
Speaker 5: I like, obviously I've been thinking about it, and my

628
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,960
Speaker 5: latest thought, which is a little crazy, is like wait

629
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:37,160
Speaker 5: till award season and be like, hey, like do people

630
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:40,800
Speaker 5: like we always talk about how comedies are overlooked. Lets

631
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:46,000
Speaker 5: me reel like Andy and Kristen gave like phenomenal performances.

632
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 5: Why aren't they in the conversation?

633
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:49,600
Speaker 3: And I agree with all that, like that like that

634
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:52,080
Speaker 3: is a cool time to jump in, but obviously you

635
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:53,240
Speaker 3: guys know my take.

636
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:56,120
Speaker 5: Well, just tell the audience so that they're reminded that's

637
00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:57,160
Speaker 5: what the podcast is for.

638
00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:00,120
Speaker 3: Should have been called Joshua Tree.

639
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:05,280
Speaker 5: And it's a hot take. It's blazing hot. That is

640
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:07,960
Speaker 5: because they don't go to Joshua Tree in the movie.

641
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:08,640
Speaker 2: The movie.

642
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:15,800
Speaker 3: I love watching it, but when I think about the title,

643
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:18,840
Speaker 3: I go, let's call this baby Joshua.

644
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:23,560
Speaker 5: Tree, right, because it's in because it's close to Joshua

645
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:25,640
Speaker 5: Tree but in pumps rings, and because there's none of

646
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:27,879
Speaker 5: the music from that seminal alt fame.

647
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:33,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, aster, when are you gonna announce?

648
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:35,919
Speaker 4: Dave why don't you tell them what my announcement plan

649
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:36,759
Speaker 4: what I did?

650
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:41,040
Speaker 5: Well, esther win a different way, which is she hadn't

651
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:44,520
Speaker 5: seen it but announced anyway that she liked it on Instagram.

652
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 4: It was sort of like I had to. I had to.

653
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:52,200
Speaker 4: I know that the producers produced my show. So that's

654
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:55,960
Speaker 4: what you do. You don't watch and use stamp of approof.

655
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:58,760
Speaker 2: Can we get the exact language I believe.

656
00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:01,600
Speaker 4: I said this is a poster in a great movie

657
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:03,520
Speaker 4: something like that, and then tagged all the.

658
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:07,880
Speaker 2: Appropriate Okay, I think you were kind of subtly indicating

659
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,960
Speaker 2: that you hadn't seen it by.

660
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:12,080
Speaker 3: That the poster was your favorite part of it.

661
00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:14,560
Speaker 2: So the poster first.

662
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:19,520
Speaker 3: Oh, sometimes we don't even know what we're telling people

663
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:21,280
Speaker 3: with our actions.

664
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:23,280
Speaker 2: It's neun linguistic.

665
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:24,720
Speaker 4: Didn't you love the poster?

666
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:26,879
Speaker 2: I did love. I loved all of it.

667
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:29,320
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, movie was really fun.

668
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:33,120
Speaker 5: So for people who have seen the movie, people do

669
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:35,680
Speaker 5: tend to think about the movie more than the poster.

670
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Speaker 5: Once you've seen.

671
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Speaker 4: The movie, and not everybody.

672
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Speaker 5: Well not everyone, but again, like it's hard with you

673
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:45,080
Speaker 5: haven't seen the movie but only seen the poster to

674
00:35:45,239 --> 00:35:48,560
Speaker 5: kind of like compare the two because there's.

675
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Speaker 4: More about it. What's hard about it?

676
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Speaker 5: Well, you have to see the movie. Sure, I mean

677
00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:54,799
Speaker 5: you wouldn't understand you haven't seen the movie, but you

678
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:56,719
Speaker 5: still said that's great. Dave.

679
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Speaker 4: Here's something no no, no, no, no, no no no, Dave,

680
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Speaker 4: here's something that.

681
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Speaker 3: No, we are not doing this, Dave, we are not

682
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Speaker 3: doing this.

683
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Speaker 4: I work in Hollywood, Okay, so when a movie comes out,

684
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:09,960
Speaker 4: it does not matter what I think about it. Do

685
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Speaker 4: you understand? So why do I watch it? I don't.

686
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,920
Speaker 4: I just tell people that it was good because I

687
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Speaker 4: want to work with the people who made the movie.

688
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Speaker 4: I don't need to watch it. I don't need to

689
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Speaker 4: have an opinion. I just need to let the world

690
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Speaker 4: know that I liked it.

691
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Speaker 3: I only need to know one thing about people who

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Speaker 3: made a movie, and that's that they made a movie.

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Speaker 5: Well and answer, I think, so this is instructive, actually,

694
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Speaker 5: because I totally agree with you, and I didn't mean

695
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Speaker 5: to imply at all that you should even see the

696
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Speaker 5: movie before commenting on it. But my point was, and

697
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Speaker 5: I think Sean and Hayes for getting to this. If

698
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Speaker 5: you're gonna talk like talking about the poster instead of

699
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:50,880
Speaker 5: just the blatant lie of I saw Palm Springs and

700
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:55,400
Speaker 5: I loved it. It's amazing. Everyone. See it almost suggests

701
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:59,239
Speaker 5: that you hadn't seen the movie when that was not

702
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:02,840
Speaker 5: your intention. Attention was to just fall on lie about

703
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Speaker 5: having seen it, which I fully support. And it's almost

704
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:08,640
Speaker 5: like you pulled your punch a little so in the

705
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Speaker 5: future and I'll help you in the future. It's something

706
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Speaker 5: we can work on together. There's probably like some other

707
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:16,239
Speaker 5: comedies coming down the pipe that are going to be

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Speaker 5: important for us.

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Speaker 2: This is almost kind of a rap. What Dave done?

710
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Speaker 5: Mm hmmmm hmm. And I'm sure Esther's turned on just

711
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Speaker 5: listening to me. You disagree with her and point out

712
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Speaker 5: the ways of which she's misunderstanding things.

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Speaker 4: Well, you're you're wrong, because look, did you ever see

714
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:36,480
Speaker 4: that thing that show on HBO where the guy at

715
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Speaker 4: the end he goes, I killed them all?

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Speaker 5: Of course I didn't see it, but it was great.

717
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:47,080
Speaker 5: See how I did that? The Jinks? Yes, we're talking

718
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Speaker 5: about the Jinks.

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Speaker 2: Same.

720
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Speaker 3: I was going to say it at the same time.

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Speaker 2: Did you not watch that together?

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Speaker 5: I think we did?

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Speaker 4: We we did. And my point is that she killed

724
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Speaker 4: them all right, I was asking everybody he killed them?

725
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Speaker 2: All for me.

726
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Speaker 4: Did you see it?

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Speaker 5: Sean?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:09,279
Speaker 5: Do we all agree? By the way that the pandemic

730
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:11,600
Speaker 5: and the zoom setups has been such a blessing for

731
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Speaker 5: comedy in terms of timing and in terms of getting

732
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:17,439
Speaker 5: everyone like instead of like being in the same room

733
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:19,880
Speaker 5: and breathing down each other's next, there's that like little

734
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Speaker 5: split second pause.

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Speaker 3: There's this great space where yeah, you talk and then

736
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 3: someone else starts to talk, so you stop, but then

737
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Speaker 3: they give you room.

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Speaker 5: It's that sort of like awkwardness and discomfort and the

739
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:38,040
Speaker 5: sounds of like Esther going through papers right now, which

740
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Speaker 5: which is like also throwing us off all of that together.

741
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:43,839
Speaker 5: It's like, we're going to look back on this, will

742
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:47,200
Speaker 5: we start working in actual room like writer's rooms again

743
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:49,400
Speaker 5: and stuff? We're going to be like, why aren't we

744
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:54,040
Speaker 5: just zooming? It was like it had me on edge

745
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:56,840
Speaker 5: all the time. I never knew when could jump in

746
00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:58,640
Speaker 5: and when to make a joke and when did not?

747
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Speaker 6: Can I pitch something for the Instagram post?

748
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:04,080
Speaker 5: It's not my show, but sure, yeah.

749
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Speaker 2: Esther, are you here? Okay, she's back. Okay.

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Speaker 7: What if you do like a mashup post of two

751
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:14,600
Speaker 7: movies and it's like Palm spring Breakers, and so it

752
00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:16,600
Speaker 7: kind of implies that you've seen it, but it's also

753
00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:18,160
Speaker 7: like an amazing joke.

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Speaker 4: I just want to be clear. I have a bit

755
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:21,920
Speaker 4: about that already, and so I don't want you to

756
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 4: think I stole it from you.

757
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Speaker 5: I feel like I should just get out of the

758
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:27,760
Speaker 5: way and let Esther and Kevin live their lives together.

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Speaker 3: That was magic, man. I mean, Kevin's about to wrap

760
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:34,840
Speaker 3: and you can just feel it. And that's really the

761
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:38,680
Speaker 3: sort of like when the male peacock spreads his plumage.

762
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Speaker 2: Yes, but their vibe. I wonder if it is a

763
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:46,080
Speaker 2: result of kind of the fluidity of the zoom format.

764
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Speaker 3: It that if you two had met over zoom, you

765
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Speaker 3: might have this kind of connection, but you won't have

766
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Speaker 3: that opportunity of it because you met in New York

767
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Speaker 3: when she was fourteen.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. The I think the summer of nine e one

769
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Speaker 5: of it is that with the fall the fall, uh huh, yeah,

770
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Speaker 5: those are heady days.

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Speaker 2: Eighth grade, I want to I think is.

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Speaker 5: More like thirteen.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, thirteen.

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Speaker 5: Oh, well, maybe there's something. Maybe there's a mashup. And

775
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Speaker 5: here I'm just grasping a trus and trying to be

776
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Speaker 5: like Kevin so that Esther will like me. But maybe

777
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Speaker 5: there's a mashup of the movie Eighth Grade and the

778
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Speaker 5: Oliver Stone nine eleven movie that Esther could do about

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Speaker 5: her personal life.

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Speaker 2: World Grade Center.

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Speaker 5: World Grade Center, Esther, do you like me? No?

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Speaker 3: No, maybe it's this is this is not as good,

783
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:51,080
Speaker 3: but it's maybe it's why six Afraid of Seven? Because

784
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Speaker 3: eighth Grade nine eleven?

785
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Speaker 5: That could be cute children's book.

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Speaker 2: I feel like, yeah, good. H The special is still

787
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:07,400
Speaker 2: not working. It says the file is corrupted.

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Speaker 3: File sick.

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00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:15,440
Speaker 2: That's bad. It's not like it's not like the stream

790
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:17,240
Speaker 2: or something, it's like the actual file.

791
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:22,719
Speaker 5: Oh oh my god, did you do something to the

792
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Speaker 5: file of your special?

793
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Speaker 4: I mean I made that. Maybe my stand up is

794
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Speaker 4: so good it's corrupt the file. I don't know.

795
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:33,400
Speaker 5: Mmm, seems unlikely.

796
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:34,799
Speaker 2: That's really bad.

797
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:37,520
Speaker 4: Well, Comedy Central isn't really a network anymore, so that

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Speaker 4: it's kind of it's kind of unclear for everybody how

799
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Speaker 4: to find it. People keep calling it a Netflix.

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Speaker 5: Special, so and it's not right.

801
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Speaker 4: No, it's not Netflix past.

802
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Speaker 5: It's kind of like a geocash thing. Is that what

803
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Speaker 5: it is? Where like you're trying to get people like

804
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:56,480
Speaker 5: it's a missed Like if you can find the special,

805
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Speaker 5: then you're like one of the lucky.

806
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think, are you guys get I think reimburse

807
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:02,239
Speaker 2: for Comedy Central defrauding you.

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00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:04,359
Speaker 4: What does defraud mean?

809
00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:06,840
Speaker 2: I got an email the other day that said that

810
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Speaker 2: they were going to give me a little money because

811
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Speaker 2: they didn't pay me enough and they got sued and

812
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:13,080
Speaker 2: now they have to pay me. Someone sue them on

813
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:15,560
Speaker 2: my behalf. That's true for what?

814
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Speaker 5: For what show?

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Speaker 2: They didn't say, could have been Nick Schwartzon's pretend time,

816
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Speaker 2: could have been Big Lake. We don't know.

817
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:32,040
Speaker 5: Wow, h I hadn't heard about this.

818
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Speaker 2: And so that's a little something that happened to me.

819
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Speaker 2: No one asked me what was going on with me,

820
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Speaker 2: But it's just I was not c seed nice.

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Speaker 5: Oh that's so, that is.

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Speaker 3: Comedies Central.

823
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Speaker 2: So Kevin, you do a rap and then we can go.

824
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Speaker 6: I wrap the first one hundred digits of pie three

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Speaker 6: point one four or five pints zero zero three nine,

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Speaker 6: one three four, seven six nine, one one hundred two

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Speaker 6: three four, five hundred, one hundred.

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Speaker 3: One hundred is one of them.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's one zero zero and that's kind of my

830
00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:09,920
Speaker 6: spin on it.

831
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Speaker 2: Damn, he's kind of like you guys, you know, Mike Kaplan? Yeah, sure, yes,

832
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:17,280
Speaker 2: that's yeah, I know you do. Kevin.

833
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:20,200
Speaker 3: Do you all listen to Hard and Firm.

834
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,960
Speaker 5: With Chris with Hardwick? Yeah, I guess.

835
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Speaker 3: I don't know that guy's name. I know the other one, but.

836
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:26,719
Speaker 5: You're a firm guy.

837
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Speaker 2: Mm hmmm.

838
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:30,840
Speaker 5: And are you guys cool with us for eating during

839
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:32,680
Speaker 5: the podcast or how do we feel about?

840
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:36,560
Speaker 3: What are you better than leaving to file paperwork?

841
00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:39,439
Speaker 5: Esther? What are you eating?

842
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:39,719
Speaker 3: Is up?

843
00:43:39,719 --> 00:43:40,279
Speaker 5: Banana bread?

844
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:43,160
Speaker 4: I've decided that I've been too annoying and I'm not

845
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:44,200
Speaker 4: going to talk anymore.

846
00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:50,920
Speaker 3: Kid, why Hey, Hey, nobody thinks you're annoying.

847
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:51,960
Speaker 2: What but.

848
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:57,520
Speaker 3: You seem uncomfortable on the show and you're so scared

849
00:43:57,560 --> 00:44:00,279
Speaker 3: of the show, and the show is just here to

850
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:03,520
Speaker 3: be friends with you. We all want to laugh and

851
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:07,560
Speaker 3: have fun and everyone just it's a normal podcast where

852
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:10,040
Speaker 3: you get on, you pretend that your relationship is not

853
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:12,840
Speaker 3: what it actually is, people make fun of you, and

854
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:14,760
Speaker 3: then you're forced to do a rap on the spot.

855
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:17,600
Speaker 3: It's not like it's I don't understand what is so

856
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:18,960
Speaker 3: nerve wracking about that?

857
00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:23,080
Speaker 2: And then also people hear it and then make jokes

858
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:26,040
Speaker 2: about it to you on social media. Uh huh about

859
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:30,160
Speaker 2: your personal relationship for sometimes years and.

860
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Speaker 3: They misunderstand elements of.

861
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Speaker 5: It, like what's not to love about that?

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00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:35,880
Speaker 2: That's what we're saying.

863
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Speaker 3: Why wouldn't you put yourself in that spot?

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Speaker 5: Esther's just playing hard to get right now? And I

865
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Speaker 5: know this, Esther. It reminds me of like when we

866
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:46,279
Speaker 5: first started dating and I probably had to rap three

867
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Speaker 5: or four thousand times before she would like, actually agree

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Speaker 5: to go out on a date with me.

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Speaker 3: Well, she asked you out. We actually said, she asked

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Speaker 3: me out.

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00:44:54,320 --> 00:45:01,319
Speaker 5: That's right. When you follow the lin Manuel method, it

872
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:06,319
Speaker 5: will work. You will break them down eventually the time.

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00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:08,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Miranda rights.

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00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:13,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, Miranda you are ites. Well, first you have to

875
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:16,960
Speaker 3: study the Linn Manual and then you get your Miranda Rights.

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Speaker 2: Asther. What's the most expensive way people can watch your show?

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00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:21,880
Speaker 3: Yeah?

878
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:25,600
Speaker 4: The most expensive way might be purchased on iTunes or Amazon,

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00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:28,120
Speaker 4: and the least expensive is wait for August second, and

880
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:30,360
Speaker 4: it'll be in front of the paywall on.

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Speaker 2: What on the Comedy Central app?

882
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:32,960
Speaker 3: On YouTube?

883
00:45:33,239 --> 00:45:35,360
Speaker 4: No no, no, no, no, not YouTube unless you have

884
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:36,120
Speaker 4: YouTube TV.

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00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:40,160
Speaker 2: But that's Sean I was saying earlier. That's not something

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Speaker 2: that he is able to do.

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I can't see it. Comedy Central app

888
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Speaker 3: I'm allowed to have no South Park, no Beavis and

889
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:52,280
Speaker 3: buttheads MTV. I thought, uh, well, well, Viacom you said

890
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 3: earlier that Comedy Central is not even a network. But

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Speaker 3: I just got to ask them how come they're doing

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00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:59,680
Speaker 3: two new seats and butthead and I'm actually not even

893
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:01,439
Speaker 3: supposed to be saying the name of that show.

894
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:05,239
Speaker 4: My special is like a really pretty girl, right, Like,

895
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:08,719
Speaker 4: when you want a pretty girl, you can't just be like, hey,

896
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:12,319
Speaker 4: do you want a burger? You gotta fucking rap three

897
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:16,160
Speaker 4: thousand times? So that's my special. It's hard to get

898
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:18,600
Speaker 4: you don't do. You have to earn my special. You

899
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:19,960
Speaker 4: can't just watch it.

900
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:23,000
Speaker 3: Can you tell us a line that maybe Dave doesn't

901
00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:27,000
Speaker 3: even remember that he rapped to you that actually made

902
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:32,000
Speaker 3: you like believe, WHOA this dude is actually my gladiator?

903
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:36,359
Speaker 4: Absolutely, my name is Dave, and I sleep at yea

904
00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:41,480
Speaker 4: and arthritis, and I'm my name is Dave.

905
00:46:42,239 --> 00:46:45,439
Speaker 2: My Dave is Dave, but I have sleep apnea. I'm

906
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:48,000
Speaker 2: uh so tired. But I'm still gonna.

907
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:53,920
Speaker 5: For you. Yeah, that really was the one where I like,

908
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:57,440
Speaker 5: I saw her smile for the first time and she

909
00:46:57,680 --> 00:47:00,719
Speaker 5: was exhausted from listening to me, but I saw just

910
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:02,400
Speaker 5: like the hint of a smile, and I was like,

911
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:05,520
Speaker 5: I am in And then it just started. Then I

912
00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:09,360
Speaker 5: just researched Kevin's life and just started rapping facts about

913
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:13,680
Speaker 5: him and pretending that I was Kevin and was like smooth.

914
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:17,960
Speaker 3: Sailing Kevin, an unknowing cyrano in this uh beautiful romance.

915
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:22,560
Speaker 2: Kevin is from see Papa the Rappa.

916
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:26,439
Speaker 5: Get a room. Kevin's from Naperville, Jesus.

917
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:34,880
Speaker 3: Unfortunately, I did watch uh Esther's special last night, and

918
00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:37,719
Speaker 3: it has actually made it hard for me to do

919
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:40,840
Speaker 3: the show in some ways. And maybe you feel that

920
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:42,880
Speaker 3: a little bit that it has felt a little stilted

921
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:45,719
Speaker 3: because she says right up top and the special that

922
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:48,600
Speaker 3: she does not like the word horny, but so often

923
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:51,920
Speaker 3: what we're discussing on this program is horniness.

924
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:55,840
Speaker 2: You can feel us kind of And also actually that

925
00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:58,160
Speaker 2: word aester is like the reason all of us are alive.

926
00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:01,600
Speaker 3: So before you don't you're made of horny energy.

927
00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:04,200
Speaker 4: It doesn't need to be that word to describe it.

928
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:06,680
Speaker 2: Okay, well it's working pretty well so far.

929
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:10,719
Speaker 5: So yeah, you're gonna argue. With seven billion people in

930
00:48:10,719 --> 00:48:11,560
Speaker 5: the world.

931
00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:15,160
Speaker 4: It could work better. Got us this far, Everything could

932
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:15,640
Speaker 4: be better.

933
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:18,279
Speaker 2: That's kind of the message of the Special, isn't it.

934
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:21,600
Speaker 4: Mm hmm. Everything of the Special could be better. But

935
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:23,920
Speaker 4: I didn't want to have it be that.

936
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:28,600
Speaker 2: Well goodbye.

937
00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:31,520
Speaker 6: It would have