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Speaker 1: Are you leaving? I you want your way back home?

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Speaker 2: Either way, we want to be there. Doesn't matter how

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Speaker 2: much baggage you claim and give us time and a

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Speaker 2: we wanna welcome you back home. Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 1: We scared?

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Speaker 3: Or was it fine? Melbourne?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do your need you ride?

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Speaker 3: Ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need.

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Speaker 4: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 4: This is Chris.

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Speaker 1: Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgariff.

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Speaker 4: Hello, my friend.

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Speaker 5: Hello, Hello Chris, Hello, Hello Neil Diamond.

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Speaker 6: They're really that was just a default diamond that I

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Speaker 6: was not planning on.

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Speaker 1: Deep down default diamond.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's always in there somewhere.

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Speaker 1: You can rely on him.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I really can. To never leave me, to never

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Speaker 6: never leave me brain. I'm just back. I did a

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Speaker 6: festival of music in Boise, Idaho.

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Speaker 1: What do you play?

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Speaker 4: I played the mandolin?

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Speaker 3: What do you mean? I did?

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Speaker 1: Uh?

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Speaker 4: You know?

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Speaker 6: Word jokes with my now fits.

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Speaker 1: In between bounds.

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Speaker 6: I was told, yes that everything would be My concerts

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Speaker 6: would be in a comedy specific building, and right when

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Speaker 6: I got there, sure enough, they're like, oh, you're just

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Speaker 6: going to do a fifteen minute set on the Maid

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Speaker 6: stage after guided by voices, and there was everything I require.

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Speaker 6: No ceiling, the sun was still out. Check yep, zero

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Speaker 6: knowledge that a comedian would be performing. Check yes, a

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Speaker 6: child off in the peripheral on Healey's.

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Speaker 4: There was a lot of children.

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Speaker 6: But I just say, first, stand up open with the

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Speaker 6: sex tape bit. Yes, if your kid knows what a

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Speaker 6: it actually ended up being the most fun I had

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Speaker 6: and I felt twenty four and scared again.

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Speaker 1: Yes, and you were truly alive and.

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Speaker 6: Truly afterwards, I was like I was up till five

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Speaker 1: So, yeah, you fought and you won. You got in there. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you took on the great improv and you did it

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Speaker 6: And then later on that night the show that was

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Speaker 6: under my name that people came for, I kind of

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Speaker 6: ate shit, but.

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Speaker 1: Whatever, Hey, hey at least that's the one they'll remember.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, O Diamond, Well, I'm very excited for our guests today,

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Speaker 6: are you, yes, very much so.

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Speaker 5: Also because right now and I don't know if he's

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Speaker 5: but he's far away and I feel like he's going

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Speaker 6: When you're a little kid, you know you're like in

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Speaker 6: except there's the anticipation of delight, right but he's hiding.

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Speaker 4: Hiding very scarily in the corner of the frame.

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Speaker 5: Guys, our guest today has played clubs and college all

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Speaker 4: So many colleges.

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Speaker 5: Oh it's a he's a he's they call him the

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Speaker 5: of this, the sister colleges, I think they're called you.

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Speaker 6: You may know him from so many things, including Gail,

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Speaker 6: his videos. That's how I I mean, it's old news now,

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Speaker 6: why even bring it up?

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Speaker 4: What am I? Let's just there's.

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Speaker 1: Sick, there's Sick Jan, there's Gail. There's this yellow hat

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Speaker 1: he's been wearing lately.

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Speaker 3: I follow him.

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Speaker 5: I spent my vacation showing other people his videos. We

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Speaker 6: One of the great and I know we're introducing him.

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Speaker 6: We ramp up slowly. I yes, I recently thought I

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Speaker 1: So uh and that person was our guest today.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, today, whose name is, as you know, Chris flemingm.

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Speaker 3: I guys, yes, god, you can't. I like to do

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Speaker 6: Yeah, we can't finish your intro until we throw a

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Speaker 6: Sometimes our guests never gets dunked, and so we can't.

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Speaker 7: I like how we're willed into existence at the.

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Speaker 5: End and finally and then finally here he is today.

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Speaker 5: We also in that dunk take, I think the oxygen

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Speaker 5: should be slowly sucked out so that there was an

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Speaker 7: Yeah, like in the Prestige when Hugh Jackman is you

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Speaker 3: Or so?

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Speaker 7: Maybe I think it's the assistant who's begging?

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Speaker 1: Uh?

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Speaker 7: Who's that Australian woman? Remember?

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Speaker 1: Is it Sanna Miller?

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Speaker 7: I believe she's married to Sasha Baron Cohen.

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Speaker 4: Oh her when she first I've worked with her?

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Speaker 3: Oh what Chris?

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Speaker 6: It was in Boys, it was Shakespeare in the Park.

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Speaker 6: She had just come. She was over from under down

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Speaker 6: she no, she yeah, Eliza Fisher, Isla Fisher, Yes, Isla Fisher,

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Speaker 4: She was very sweet and I have a crush owner

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Speaker 3: But I am how dare you?

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Speaker 4: How dare I covet another man's wife?

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Speaker 7: That is?

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Speaker 3: That is immortal thing? Is you're actively trying to cove

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: Do you guys mind if I stand like a we

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Speaker 3: Whenever I said I get to NPR my voice changes.

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Speaker 7: I got kind of I talk about the issues too much.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're very you get very self serious. The lower

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Speaker 7: Yeah, we talk about animal rights over and over again.

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Speaker 4: When you're down and out there seems no hope at.

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Speaker 3: All, but anti animal rights, Chris, I was. I just

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Speaker 3: it can be out there. And uh and and about

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Speaker 3: ten minutes into my show, someone in the back started screaming,

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Speaker 3: she was like, yeah, Chris, was she was? She wearing

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh wow, yeah.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm so sorry about it.

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Speaker 3: I mean that it could have been a Facebook message.

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Speaker 3: The idea is that the show elderly cousin, elderly cousin

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Speaker 4: But also brings up a lot of questions.

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Speaker 3: Well, yeah, it.

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Speaker 7: Did for me the whole the whole show.

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Speaker 3: I was like, how can you? And she didn't stop

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Speaker 1: Yeah, when was she gonna? What would have satisfied her?

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Speaker 3: Right?

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Speaker 7: I don't know twenty three and me, I don't know.

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Speaker 5: A huge photo album that you just happened to have

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Speaker 6: It starts happening so often that you just have a

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Speaker 6: and let's see if I'm related to this tackler.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, sneeze into this and then let's run some tests.

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Speaker 5: That reminds me of a time the first musical I

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Speaker 1: She stood up and just started taking.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't know the theater.

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Speaker 7: One time I did it.

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Speaker 7: And I was like, I need to be friends with this.

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Speaker 3: And she was like she was an absolute liar, like

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Speaker 7: I just loved this lady. She was the best.

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Speaker 3: She was an honorary Green Beret member, and like, call

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Speaker 4: So she sucked her blue into your ear.

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Speaker 6: There, boy, she jostled your equilibrium with her kids.

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Speaker 7: It was it was somehow. It was like a lamprey.

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Speaker 3: and it was like the lamprey. So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: those fish that are stuck to sharks.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the parasite fits, like, right, that's the how do

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Speaker 3: you say lamprey? I think lamprey.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I've only thought that word. I've never spoken it.

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Speaker 3: I've read it aloud. I respect them. They're so funny.

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Speaker 3: They just bite a fish.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like I'm hanging out here, you wor Yeah.

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Speaker 7: That I've seen symbiosis. Advocate in your Twitter bio.

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Speaker 1: The fresh tag he hashtags it up.

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Speaker 7: That's such a beautiful this summer.

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Speaker 1: They all had Italian accent.

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Speaker 7: Tight jeans.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, tight jeans in the conservative way, which is my favorite. Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 6: It's super just to avoid just to avoid plumbers crack.

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Speaker 3: Yees, totally, totally yeah, the problem solver. Yep.

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Speaker 5: Chris Lumming, what's your favorite like part time or casual

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Speaker 3: Yes, I was a ski instructor for a while. Really

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Speaker 3: where it true? Yeah? Yeah yeah, all throughout high school.

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Speaker 3: So my dad, when I was really young, he was like,

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Speaker 3: This was right around when the Blair Witch Project came out.

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Speaker 1: True, Yeah, just witches in the forest, that's.

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Speaker 3: All you need. Yeah, and you're certain that she's there

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Speaker 6: So that was and so you're always yelling pizza, pizza exactly,

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Speaker 6: or and what for pizza and French fries pizza.

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Speaker 3: They updated it because French fries was I don't know

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Speaker 7: They called it.

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Speaker 3: They called it something trees in US, I think, because

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Speaker 3: But yeah, and I just remember I a child did

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Speaker 4: Under your watch. Yeah, yeah, it was right when we

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Speaker 6: Yah, absolutely under my encouragement.

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Speaker 7: Five foot five.

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Speaker 3: Oh, they'd go a little with their body. Yeah, oh

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be fun.

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Speaker 5: The one time we got because I'm from northern California,

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Speaker 5: My mom let us buy fake Varnais at the Red

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Speaker 5: mirrored sunglasses. So when we were taking ski lessons, I

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Speaker 1: So I just kept watching myself do stuff. But I

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Speaker 5: So then we had to go ski and I didn't

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Speaker 3: Stop early screening for a narcissist is what I mean.

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Speaker 3: It's a classic test.

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Speaker 5: There's no I passed that test with flying colors. It

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Speaker 5: was just like, that's the only thing I'm interested in.

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Speaker 3: That sounds really style. That sounds almost like the last

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Speaker 1: Outfit was exactly like that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that is that is lovely. Yes, I would love

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Speaker 5: A lot of feathered hair and a lot of cocoa.

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Speaker 5: A lot of parents leaving all the kids in the

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Speaker 5: the air. There was a lot of you know what

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Speaker 5: I mean, it was very like Tahoe, Yes, exactly.

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Speaker 7: Oh could you gamble at Tahoe? I'm not familiar with

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Speaker 5: It's like basically on the state line, so Nevada you

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Speaker 1: Chris, did you ever do this living?

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Speaker 6: I lived in Trucky for many years, which is right,

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Speaker 5: It's like party weekend basically, like you go and even

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Speaker 3: That sounds like a like a money beautiful to full

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Speaker 3: pre nine to eleven memory. Yeah, I can't really imagine

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Speaker 6: They by the way, Yeah, I think I think there's

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Speaker 3: It's it's it always always feels like you need to

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Speaker 3: It's like the best mixed commercial I've ever.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, it's up there with the AutoZone rock ballad,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what. It makes you want to total my

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Speaker 6: It's like, uh, I mean, that's pretty much like the

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Speaker 6: You're it's on the radio and you can't be ready

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Speaker 3: And that's such a good point. I think there's a

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Speaker 3: Well that that makes me never want to whenever that

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Speaker 3: and don't stop. And then and then you just you're

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Speaker 5: Then you're just you're right, I have to do this.

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Speaker 5: I have to keep more to show business, that's right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, to general meetings, just like, yes, more of this,

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Speaker 4: There was always there was some break place.

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Speaker 6: They did breaks when I lived in Austin, and they

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Speaker 6: much like sirens in a hip hop song. There was

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Speaker 3: Yea yeah corse, Yeah, that doesn't seem like it would

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Speaker 1: FDA is now for safe human safety.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, it's like the police on a commercial being.

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Speaker 3: Like pull over.

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Speaker 5: Or the remember the trend of like and I think

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Speaker 5: being in a car accident. That's why I came to

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Speaker 3: Yeah, totally Whiplash did that really well? I think they

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Speaker 1: Yeah, don't make me go through it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, or film it from like two hundred yards away,

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Speaker 3: get a drone and have it like have a little claymation.

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Speaker 3: You don't need to be in the car with Miles

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Speaker 5: No, be a dispassionate bystander that actually doesn't care and

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Speaker 6: And then a phone number at the bottom, Yeah, you

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Speaker 3: I I also sorry, guys, I'm realizing I haven't even

449
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Speaker 3: in our beginning Creamble. I'm a massive fan of both

450
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Speaker 3: of you folks. And Chris, I know we've met in

451
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:57,720
Speaker 3: the past, but Karen, we have not met. So it

452
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Speaker 3: is lovely. Yeah, yeah, meet you.

453
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Speaker 1: It's so lovely to meet you. I truly am a

454
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:03,040
Speaker 1: huge fan of yours too.

455
00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:07,000
Speaker 3: Okay, good, that's nice. I realized how rude I think

456
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:09,600
Speaker 3: these thoughts. I need, I need to express these things,

457
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:11,520
Speaker 3: and I think that everyone can read my mind at

458
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:13,919
Speaker 3: all times, and then I forget that. You need to

459
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:15,400
Speaker 3: be clear, Chris.

460
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Speaker 6: It never You're right to do that because no one

461
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:21,399
Speaker 6: it doesn't hurt anyone to hear that. It always feels

462
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Speaker 6: good and so thanks for saying that, and you made

463
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Speaker 6: the right decision.

464
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Speaker 1: You've done it again. Another great choice.

465
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Speaker 6: In allyways, even if it's a famous person, you have

466
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Speaker 6: to tell them that you like them.

467
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:40,399
Speaker 4: No one's like, 'menough already with liking me.

468
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:44,480
Speaker 3: I tried to do I John Ham came at me

469
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:48,240
Speaker 3: like in my direction in lax, and I I didn't

470
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Speaker 3: want to be that person, and I went so the

471
00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:52,560
Speaker 3: other direction that I like, I like rolled my eyes

472
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:56,080
Speaker 3: at him. You overdid it, which is so I feel

473
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Speaker 3: really bad.

474
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Speaker 1: Oh Row sucks.

475
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Speaker 3: Sucks. That guy Actually I really didn't. I was never

476
00:24:06,119 --> 00:24:08,159
Speaker 3: able to make it past the pilot of Madmen for

477
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:11,679
Speaker 3: some reason. I don't something about that tonally just I

478
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:15,160
Speaker 3: was so maybe that's just how I feel about it's him.

479
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:16,920
Speaker 3: Actually no, it's the show. It's not him.

480
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Speaker 6: It's yeah, well that's newsfest. I always thought. And a

481
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Speaker 6: lot of people get upset at me like they were

482
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Speaker 6: a gaffer. But I'm not a big I'm not a

483
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:28,040
Speaker 6: big Madman guy, but I am a big fan of

484
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Speaker 6: John Hamm and the handful of times I've talked to him.

485
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Speaker 1: I excuse me, stop, everybody stop, thank casey.

486
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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, can you turn up the volume on that.

487
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Speaker 7: Let me fix Let me fix my hair a little bit,

488
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Speaker 7: A little I would have worn I would have worn

489
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Speaker 7: a collar.

490
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Speaker 6: If I knew I was going to give you the papers.

491
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Speaker 7: Jesus.

492
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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like he's a person that doesn't know what

493
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Speaker 6: he looks like.

494
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:59,280
Speaker 1: Hmmm, is trying to play against He's.

495
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Speaker 3: Got face blindness, if he's if he's himself about him.

496
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Speaker 6: So I think he is trying to play against but

497
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:06,000
Speaker 6: he's doing a great job.

498
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Speaker 7: And I just with with with like.

499
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Speaker 3: For me, the visual of like guys opening up like

500
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Speaker 3: a glass canister of alcohol, you know, and about to

501
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:18,520
Speaker 3: like pour like a little bit of brand. That's when

502
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Speaker 3: I shut down in the same way that and like

503
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Speaker 3: period pieces when people do the hand that hand ceremonial.

504
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Speaker 7: Yeah, I just I don't know why.

505
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Speaker 3: I clock out.

506
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Speaker 1: Can't do it.

507
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't do it.

508
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Speaker 3: I don't know.

509
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Speaker 7: I don't know what.

510
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Speaker 5: Maybe because this is what I do when I watch

511
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Speaker 5: almost any piece of entertainment. I either in my mind

512
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:40,080
Speaker 5: tell myself you're in this and you have to do

513
00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:43,439
Speaker 5: this now, or you're you wrote this in your responsible

514
00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:47,800
Speaker 5: hope for however this goes, and it adds these levels

515
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Speaker 5: of stress to just sitting there watching a thing that

516
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:52,840
Speaker 5: has nothing to do with me.

517
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:54,040
Speaker 1: Again, this is narcissist.

518
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Speaker 7: Sorry, Prince said that about music.

519
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:58,800
Speaker 3: He couldn't listen to any because he'd be like, oh,

520
00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:00,280
Speaker 3: I would have put a snare head there.

521
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Speaker 5: Yes, there's just kind of a constant like is this

522
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:07,520
Speaker 5: the right decision where it's like it's already on Netflix, it's.

523
00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:11,000
Speaker 1: Fine, like let it, they did it. It's people like it.

524
00:26:11,359 --> 00:26:12,520
Speaker 3: I'm still gonna call.

525
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:17,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna wait till that number comes up at the.

526
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Speaker 4: Yeah tips or comments.

527
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Speaker 3: I think I I have this weird thing where I

528
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Speaker 3: if I make it through a book or a movie,

529
00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:29,359
Speaker 3: I feel like I love it just because I like,

530
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:33,119
Speaker 3: I'm a really bad critic. If I stop it, I'm like,

531
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:36,480
Speaker 3: this is that that that is absolute horse pissed. But

532
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:38,280
Speaker 3: if I want to make it all the way through,

533
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:41,280
Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, this is actually like beautiful, this is

534
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:45,399
Speaker 3: like a really good piece of Yeah. Always I'm like,

535
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:47,960
Speaker 3: and I do that in hotels. I'm also if I'm

536
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Speaker 3: if I'm in a hotel, I'll put on like the

537
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,760
Speaker 3: Wayne Brady Show and have a great time. Like I

538
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:57,760
Speaker 3: lose all for some reason, I lose any cynicism.

539
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Speaker 5: Or your choices are limited, you mean, I mean maybe, yeah,

540
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:04,959
Speaker 5: most hotels you have like you're lucky if you have

541
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:08,840
Speaker 5: one hundred channels, like that's the splurge for them, apparently,

542
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:11,720
Speaker 5: whereas at home we have like five thousand. So then

543
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:14,760
Speaker 5: you're just like, you're you know, it's Cold Case.

544
00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:18,040
Speaker 4: Files or there is a Forensic Files channel.

545
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:21,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, in all those and also Law and Order. There's

546
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:23,400
Speaker 5: always Law and Order in a hotel room.

547
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:25,080
Speaker 7: Just watch the two.

548
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:27,800
Speaker 3: Sometimes the TV guide is kind of weirdly soothing. I'm

549
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:29,680
Speaker 3: sure that's the thing that people do, like.

550
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:33,119
Speaker 4: It's just read about possible TV watch it.

551
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:34,520
Speaker 7: These are my choices.

552
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:38,919
Speaker 5: Also, there's the hotel menu itself, where there's usually like

553
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:42,520
Speaker 5: a nice piece of music in the background, and it's

554
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:46,680
Speaker 5: like the spa is open from nine am to I'll

555
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:48,760
Speaker 5: leave that one on for a while as I try to,

556
00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:52,280
Speaker 5: you know, unwind a little bit, not immediately get into

557
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:56,640
Speaker 5: a murder show, but like maybe just learn about my environs.

558
00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:58,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, and never go to the spa.

559
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:01,920
Speaker 6: Just get the slight better benefits of the spa from thello.

560
00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:03,200
Speaker 7: Do the spa exist?

561
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Speaker 3: They might just I've never actually seen in a hotel

562
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Speaker 3: or taken advantage of the spot.

563
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:09,639
Speaker 7: I don't think they might not exist.

564
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Speaker 4: They're just sitting in a room, like why why do we.

565
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:14,919
Speaker 1: Sell stee me in there? Clammy, no, thank you.

566
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:17,879
Speaker 7: It's the easiest job in the world.

567
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Speaker 3: You just don't.

568
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:20,440
Speaker 7: Yeah, you just don't do it.

569
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Speaker 3: That are owning a storage unit building, I think would

570
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Speaker 3: be our storage unit company is probably the you.

571
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Speaker 7: That's gotta be the easiest job in the world.

572
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Speaker 5: Yeah, although wouldn't the curiosity like since basically Silence of

573
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:35,400
Speaker 5: Lambs where she rolled that thing up up and here

574
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:39,280
Speaker 5: comes back to I mean boom just waiting in there.

575
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:42,680
Speaker 5: And also the there was that reality show where it

576
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:43,880
Speaker 5: was like people bidding on.

577
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:48,880
Speaker 6: Oh Pickers, storage Pickers.

578
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:51,000
Speaker 3: It's storage war. The word pickers.

579
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,480
Speaker 4: It's in there, but continue Pickers.

580
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:55,840
Speaker 1: That's the show American Pickers.

581
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:59,920
Speaker 4: But different, different, different than what you're talking about.

582
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:03,520
Speaker 5: For me, I would be so curious as to what

583
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:06,080
Speaker 5: is in there? Are there people being held in there?

584
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:07,160
Speaker 7: Is there a completely a.

585
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:10,200
Speaker 5: Whole, a small house built within the people go in

586
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:11,640
Speaker 5: and that's there, that's where they live.

587
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:13,520
Speaker 1: I mean, anything is possible.

588
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:14,720
Speaker 7: That should be I think a law.

589
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:18,280
Speaker 3: And this is the only political idea I've ever had

590
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:21,960
Speaker 3: about enacting change in this world, would be that once

591
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:26,680
Speaker 3: a year Biden, not Biden himself, but like people go

592
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:29,320
Speaker 3: door to door and like someone in the government and

593
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:34,200
Speaker 3: they check everyone's house attic and basement and like backstory

594
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:36,280
Speaker 3: just to make sure no one's being kept. And whatever

595
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:39,680
Speaker 3: they find, they find guns, doesn't matter, you, cocaine.

596
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:42,120
Speaker 7: It's fine. But they're just just looking for people.

597
00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:47,040
Speaker 8: That way, because there's you know, there's there's people, there's

598
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:52,320
Speaker 8: Ohio especially, there's just people being kept and we got

599
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:53,080
Speaker 8: to get them right.

600
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:54,000
Speaker 1: We got it's.

601
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:58,080
Speaker 5: Those containers that are like containers from a container ship.

602
00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:58,920
Speaker 1: But they're in a backyard.

603
00:29:59,280 --> 00:29:59,880
Speaker 4: Exactly.

604
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:02,080
Speaker 5: Can we just do a mandatory check of all of

605
00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:03,320
Speaker 5: all land containers.

606
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:06,280
Speaker 3: I don't care what exotic illegal animals are back there.

607
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:08,760
Speaker 7: Yeah, what large game? Just whatever?

608
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:09,960
Speaker 6: People.

609
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:12,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm looking for human stuff for make sure there's.

610
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:16,080
Speaker 3: None of this, none of that, none of that.

611
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:21,560
Speaker 6: That's someone watching Judge Judy on repeat, that's sitting there.

612
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:25,440
Speaker 7: The captors always give them Judge Judy to watch.

613
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:28,680
Speaker 1: Like here here, You'll be fine.

614
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:30,720
Speaker 7: This is yeah, you can have this.

615
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:32,240
Speaker 3: Yeah.

616
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:36,400
Speaker 5: Actually, Judge Judy in her most recent billboard went with

617
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:40,720
Speaker 5: a tight bun, which I think is is very unexpected.

618
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:43,360
Speaker 5: And then the expression on her face combined with the

619
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Speaker 5: type bun, I invite you to look at it and

620
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,160
Speaker 5: just see if that was a good or bad idea

621
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:51,000
Speaker 5: for season twenty eight of Judge Judy.

622
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:53,000
Speaker 6: Get to kind of pull up her eyebrows like when

623
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:57,320
Speaker 6: Madonna went tight. Yes, there's like an intense A lot

624
00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:59,560
Speaker 6: of people can't see what I'm visually doing right now,

625
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:00,840
Speaker 6: but I'm.

626
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:04,560
Speaker 3: Chris is tearing his scalp back. Yeah, but his eyes

627
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:05,680
Speaker 3: are bugging.

628
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:08,240
Speaker 1: Out, his eyeballs are almost out.

629
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:09,640
Speaker 7: Of hiss in gorge.

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00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:13,280
Speaker 6: Yes, just in anticipation of your testimony.

631
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:16,880
Speaker 3: You look you look like eckhart Toole right now. Actually,

632
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:19,800
Speaker 3: you look very mindful the way you're doing that, the

633
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:21,720
Speaker 3: vacant eyes. Yeah he does.

634
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:24,160
Speaker 5: He yes, it looks like he can see the universe

635
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:26,680
Speaker 5: kind of all at once in a grain of sand.

636
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:29,200
Speaker 7: Only pleasure you need is washing your dishes.

637
00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:31,560
Speaker 4: Which I have not done.

638
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:35,400
Speaker 6: They're off in the distance, but I can see the

639
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:37,000
Speaker 6: future like that character.

640
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:38,680
Speaker 4: In Men and Black three.

641
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:42,840
Speaker 7: Did doudge Judy? Also I read that she got ripped

642
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:43,400
Speaker 7: like Khumel.

643
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:47,479
Speaker 1: Also, have you seen that picture? Casey?

644
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:50,360
Speaker 5: Sorry to boss you around, but will you find the

645
00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:50,760
Speaker 5: picture of.

646
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:53,520
Speaker 3: Jeff Judy picture Casey, Casey?

647
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:54,920
Speaker 1: Do it?

648
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:58,560
Speaker 5: It's in a white she's in a white bikini with

649
00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:00,000
Speaker 5: a white baby.

650
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,719
Speaker 1: Things to cover up, and she's on like a yacht

651
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:08,640
Speaker 1: in New York cab and you it's her body is unbelievably.

652
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:13,400
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, you're we're about.

653
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:15,120
Speaker 5: To We're about to get a reveal. I think if

654
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:18,760
Speaker 5: Katy O'Brien is the podcast producer we think he is,

655
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:19,280
Speaker 5: you might.

656
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:22,160
Speaker 6: Be in the bathroom there's stuff can come up, or

657
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:26,520
Speaker 6: he's just scrolling through many here he did photos guys

658
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:27,400
Speaker 6: at chat.

659
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:28,880
Speaker 3: Okay, let's see.

660
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:33,160
Speaker 1: Can you see that? You have to open that.

661
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:35,720
Speaker 4: I'm clicking on it.

662
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:39,920
Speaker 3: I think I have to copy paste sixty minutes.

663
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:44,040
Speaker 4: Oh you can tell under there she's wearing like a doily.

664
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:45,640
Speaker 3: Look at that.

665
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:49,520
Speaker 1: Oh it's borderline boudoir, isn't it.

666
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:52,160
Speaker 6: And Katie Kirk put it on her website, like, look

667
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:53,800
Speaker 6: at the dams on this.

668
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:58,560
Speaker 5: Katie Kirk respects a nice Abatie.

669
00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:01,640
Speaker 3: Is just sharing JJ's nudes on on her home page.

670
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:05,840
Speaker 3: JJ probably didn't want this to get out. She probably

671
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 3: just sent it flirtly to Kirk and then Kurk just

672
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:10,440
Speaker 3: posted it for all to see.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that is like she look at that, look at

674
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Speaker 5: that bod. She wanted it to get out.

675
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Speaker 1: She's like, everybody, look, I'm bossy, but I also put

676
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Speaker 1: in the time.

677
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Speaker 6: Yeah, wow, she looks incredible. She just get that sitting

678
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Speaker 6: on the bench.

679
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:29,600
Speaker 5: But there's also a kind of like because it's a

680
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:32,600
Speaker 5: white bikini, it looks like she's in like high school

681
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 5: girl underpants, So it's a it's very.

682
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Speaker 3: It's very like it's like cheap Valentine's Day gifts that

683
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:45,280
Speaker 3: like a bad boyfriend would give you is what she's wearing.

684
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:46,480
Speaker 1: It's red shoe diaries.

685
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:47,160
Speaker 3: For sure.

686
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Speaker 6: I'm so glad you're the one that said high school

687
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:52,200
Speaker 6: girl underpants and not me.

688
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:56,920
Speaker 5: That seems like something I would you thought it, I said,

689
00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:58,960
Speaker 5: it's how you do it.

690
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:03,960
Speaker 6: It's so amazing how we can connect over zoom that way.

691
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Speaker 1: Thank you, Casey, amazing producer.

692
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:08,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you Casey, and also Karen, thank you for

693
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 3: pointing that out. That is wow. Yeah, that is really really.

694
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:17,400
Speaker 6: Something's let's try and continue podcasting with these boners of ours.

695
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:19,600
Speaker 7: Has she been ripped this whole time?

696
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:20,080
Speaker 3: Do you think?

697
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:22,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a lot going under that cape.

698
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:24,840
Speaker 5: I think that's the secret she brings on stage with

699
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:27,480
Speaker 5: her every time she shoots. It's just like, what you

700
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:32,040
Speaker 5: don't know is my delts? Are I am packing? This

701
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:34,320
Speaker 5: is our gun show? Underneath this robe?

702
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:37,160
Speaker 3: She's got yeah, like a twelve pack.

703
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:39,399
Speaker 7: Oh my god, j J wow.

704
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Speaker 1: Are you still staring at it? Chris?

705
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Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm gonna make it. I'm just gonna make it

706
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:43,680
Speaker 7: my homepage.

707
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Speaker 4: Yeah it was too blurry for me, but I'll find

708
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Speaker 4: a high reds one.

709
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:53,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, good, so that you can see that.

710
00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:56,240
Speaker 4: For wallpaper purposes. And I do mean my walls.

711
00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:01,799
Speaker 1: Tile that ship. Get it going to I love coming.

712
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:07,360
Speaker 3: To Judy jj JJ yeah, j JJ is looking fresh.

713
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:10,400
Speaker 3: JJ is like up to some nefarious stuff on that boat.

714
00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:11,799
Speaker 3: Yeah she is.

715
00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:15,359
Speaker 5: There's a real Epstein vibe in that picture. And with

716
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:18,640
Speaker 5: her the wide open arms of like come one, come

717
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:21,000
Speaker 5: all onto my boat.

718
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:23,319
Speaker 3: Well, imagine what that would do to your sense of

719
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 3: like the idea of power, like to play a judge

720
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:29,160
Speaker 3: like that ontil like she is above the law essentially,

721
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:31,680
Speaker 3: Like she is kind of like an almost like ancient

722
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:34,240
Speaker 3: Greek type figure in our society.

723
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:35,399
Speaker 4: She is.

724
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:38,880
Speaker 1: She is the a djuwe deicatur.

725
00:35:39,719 --> 00:35:42,000
Speaker 3: Like to think about how many chefs she has on

726
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:42,520
Speaker 3: that boat.

727
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:44,680
Speaker 7: She must have so many.

728
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:48,880
Speaker 5: Chefs and she's like, no, cops make it interesting.

729
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:54,160
Speaker 4: I just realized she must be insanely wealthy.

730
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:55,880
Speaker 1: Oh she has God.

731
00:35:56,680 --> 00:36:00,640
Speaker 5: Having started, no brag, having started my career in writing

732
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:03,560
Speaker 5: for daytime television, I will tell you that Judge Judy

733
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:08,600
Speaker 5: gets numbers no one else can get. Like everyone else

734
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:11,560
Speaker 5: is down and trying to get like a three. Sometimes

735
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:14,600
Speaker 5: Doctor Phil often would get a five. Oprah would was

736
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:17,880
Speaker 5: always killing it. Judge Judy was like an eight and nine,

737
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:20,520
Speaker 5: A like numbers that people were just like, she's not

738
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:21,560
Speaker 5: no one's competing with.

739
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:23,520
Speaker 3: Her because they just played on loop and like social

740
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:25,000
Speaker 3: Security offices and stuff.

741
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:27,840
Speaker 7: Like she has like the DMV, they just have JJ

742
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:29,640
Speaker 7: on fucking repeat, like.

743
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:31,800
Speaker 1: Just taking care of business.

744
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's and there's no beginning, middle of end.

745
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:36,560
Speaker 3: You don't you don't like, no one's ever set out. Yeah,

746
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:38,080
Speaker 3: it's got good for her.

747
00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:43,279
Speaker 5: I just made him money. Also, Uh, Chris, do you

748
00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:46,160
Speaker 5: know Chris fair Banks? Do you know Bradford? He works

749
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:48,960
Speaker 5: at the network. My friend Bradford used to work at

750
00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:50,400
Speaker 5: Ellen with me.

751
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:54,640
Speaker 1: Bradford, he used to be you might know if you

752
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:59,359
Speaker 1: saw him, but he used to His first TV job

753
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:01,560
Speaker 1: was working on Judge Judy, and he kind of worked

754
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:04,320
Speaker 1: his way up and then he basically became her assistant

755
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:07,000
Speaker 1: and she used to call him Booby and he's still

756
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:10,359
Speaker 1: like he talked to her, He's like, she's like, you're

757
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:14,719
Speaker 1: a grandmaful. Yeah, a lovely, wonderful human being.

758
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:16,799
Speaker 6: I think when I was young, I was scared of

759
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:18,719
Speaker 6: her and I thought maybe she was mean, and then

760
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:21,520
Speaker 6: gradually I'm like, oh, no, she's my favorite person.

761
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:27,440
Speaker 4: What has happened? Yes, yeah, she's mean to the exact right, people.

762
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:29,200
Speaker 7: You're saying Judge, Judy is your favorite person.

763
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:33,400
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm lean in that direction now that you

764
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:33,920
Speaker 4: know what it is.

765
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:35,719
Speaker 3: It's it's because and this is like a good if

766
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:37,759
Speaker 3: you're ever going to be a teacher, they say, like

767
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:40,920
Speaker 3: like you get a lot of like, uh, you feel

768
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:42,479
Speaker 3: cool if you're like kind of one of the cool

769
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:44,560
Speaker 3: teachers for like the first day or two, But it's

770
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:47,000
Speaker 3: really the ones that lay down the law. Oh my god,

771
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:49,399
Speaker 3: that you respect. I just realized I had a dream

772
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:51,640
Speaker 3: about one of my high school teachers last night.

773
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:54,319
Speaker 6: He just had a dab about a dream and hear it,

774
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:56,279
Speaker 6: Oh my god, and.

775
00:37:56,239 --> 00:38:00,000
Speaker 3: She was she was this this, she was this woman missing.

776
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:01,399
Speaker 3: I'm not going to say her name, but she used

777
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:04,240
Speaker 3: to her she had a catchphrase. She would like guide

778
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:06,600
Speaker 3: us into what she wanted us to say, and then

779
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:08,799
Speaker 3: she would scream, very good.

780
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:12,239
Speaker 7: That was, and she would like slam.

781
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:15,080
Speaker 4: You just had a dream this past evening of her.

782
00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:17,880
Speaker 3: Last night, and it was something she came I was

783
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:20,319
Speaker 3: like in a like a home depot or something, and

784
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:23,560
Speaker 3: she came up in a kimono and she was like

785
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:28,520
Speaker 3: clearly fucked up and she was saying something kind of

786
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:34,640
Speaker 3: like wandering and she said something about like something about

787
00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:37,759
Speaker 3: like a vibrator or something, and she walked by me,

788
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:41,239
Speaker 3: and I felt so fucked up about it. Yeah, it

789
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:44,279
Speaker 3: was like she was going to go douce, something like

790
00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:47,160
Speaker 3: no vibrator in the world is powerful enough for like

791
00:38:47,239 --> 00:38:50,759
Speaker 3: the hell going through or or something of that.

792
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:54,800
Speaker 6: First of all, you're in the wrong store, yeah, depot.

793
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:58,320
Speaker 7: Well no, maybe maybe that's just maybe the right.

794
00:38:58,600 --> 00:38:59,840
Speaker 1: She's going next level.

795
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:04,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, going to the lumber section or something.

796
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,960
Speaker 5: She just to get one of those, Yeah, one of

797
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:10,480
Speaker 5: those really industrial strength kind of plugs to go.

798
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:13,520
Speaker 7: It's a giant washing machine.

799
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:18,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, to put herself on tumbles R. Getting inside. There

800
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:19,080
Speaker 3: we go.

801
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:23,520
Speaker 1: My teacher, what what subject did she teach?

802
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:25,719
Speaker 4: And English?

803
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:30,120
Speaker 3: I keep all the saying yeah, and she yeah, she

804
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:35,920
Speaker 3: really disliked me. She thought I was like trying to

805
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:38,400
Speaker 3: start like an uprising or something, and she was. But

806
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:40,400
Speaker 3: she she didn't like me, But she was even crueler

807
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:42,640
Speaker 3: to my friends. She at least had some respect for me,

808
00:39:42,719 --> 00:39:45,320
Speaker 3: but she had less respect for people who associated with me.

809
00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:47,759
Speaker 3: She would give she would at least give me like

810
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 3: a big pleasant and give them one time in class

811
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:53,759
Speaker 3: she was like, what happened, and she was like, you know,

812
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:56,320
Speaker 3: when we all know what happens in this in this chapter,

813
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:58,600
Speaker 3: we were supposed to be reading Oedipus and nobody had

814
00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:01,200
Speaker 3: read it, and I couldn't handle the awkwardness. So I

815
00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:05,560
Speaker 3: just said, Kreon dies and he did not die. I

816
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:07,279
Speaker 3: don't I don't think he dies at all, and that,

817
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:12,160
Speaker 3: and from there on out it was just she hated

818
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:15,240
Speaker 3: your hated me.

819
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:17,120
Speaker 5: Wait, will you paint us a little bit of a

820
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:18,880
Speaker 5: picture of high school Chris Flemming?

821
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:20,600
Speaker 1: Just just walk us.

822
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:23,720
Speaker 5: Through what you were, what your strengths were, what maybe

823
00:40:23,719 --> 00:40:24,759
Speaker 5: your weaknesses were.

824
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:27,320
Speaker 1: Did you really have like did you have an entourage

825
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:28,680
Speaker 1: of evil doers?

826
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:31,840
Speaker 3: I did? Yeah, well I have all these friends and

827
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:34,759
Speaker 3: I'm still very close with them, and they're all they're

828
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:38,000
Speaker 3: all very small, and they're all the same exact height,

829
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:41,000
Speaker 3: and a lot of us were also named Chris.

830
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:41,839
Speaker 7: All we all kind of.

831
00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:44,920
Speaker 6: You're describing everyone's five eight everyone. The four of my

832
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:46,280
Speaker 6: best friends are named Chris.

833
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:51,520
Speaker 3: You yeah, yeah, continued I was pretty much the same,

834
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:54,279
Speaker 3: except I had like a Mary Martin type bob cut,

835
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:56,680
Speaker 3: and my hair was just a little bit more like this,

836
00:40:57,360 --> 00:41:01,080
Speaker 3: you know, it was just higher up and yeah, I

837
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:05,719
Speaker 3: was pretty much the same. I I was class president

838
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:08,200
Speaker 3: for a while, but then I got housted because they

839
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:10,200
Speaker 3: realized I was as a figurehead leader and I wasn't

840
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:12,960
Speaker 3: doing it. And I did spend one person's class dues

841
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,600
Speaker 3: on gas money once when I was really low on.

842
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:18,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, and yeah, this is politics.

843
00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:20,920
Speaker 3: This is politics, right, Yeah, and.

844
00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:26,719
Speaker 7: Yeah I was. I was into theater. I somehow I.

845
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:30,120
Speaker 3: Think our school really it was all flipped so like

846
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:34,759
Speaker 3: there's a big sinister dog outside. I'm sorry, Yeah it was.

847
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:37,319
Speaker 3: It was like theater was like kind of the like

848
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:38,719
Speaker 3: the cool like I don't know if it was a

849
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:42,000
Speaker 3: cool thing, but it was like accepted in a way that.

850
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:47,239
Speaker 6: The richest, most beautiful, coolest, most popular people in my

851
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:50,400
Speaker 6: high school were thesbians and put in the hours to

852
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:53,879
Speaker 6: be called thesbians. I was just in plays with them.

853
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:56,000
Speaker 6: I'm not going to hang out after school. I wanted

854
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:56,680
Speaker 6: to skateboard.

855
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:58,640
Speaker 7: But you're you said that you did Shakespeare.

856
00:41:58,680 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 3: Did you do Shakespeare in the park?

857
00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:01,320
Speaker 4: No, I just know of it.

858
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:03,800
Speaker 6: It's a big, big scene, big scene in Boise.

859
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:04,800
Speaker 3: Yeah.

860
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:08,200
Speaker 6: I know some of those people too. I'm just always

861
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:09,280
Speaker 6: theater adjacent.

862
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:10,839
Speaker 7: Are you California too?

863
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 3: Do you grow up in California And I didn't grow

864
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:13,360
Speaker 3: up in California.

865
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:17,279
Speaker 6: Were born in Monterey, But I grew up in Montana.

866
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:21,200
Speaker 3: Oh hell yeah, yeah yeah, so miss I don't know.

867
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:23,400
Speaker 3: I a man. I worked at a camp.

868
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:24,040
Speaker 7: Uh.

869
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:27,160
Speaker 3: This guy looked like Teddy Roosevelt was in charge of

870
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:30,040
Speaker 3: the camp and he and he gave me. We didn't

871
00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:32,480
Speaker 3: know each other and kind of a camp. It was

872
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:34,960
Speaker 3: camp Hole in the Wall. Sorry, it wasn't in Montana.

873
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:36,920
Speaker 3: It was called Hole in the Wall game camp. And

874
00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:39,640
Speaker 3: it was in Connecticut and it was it was the

875
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:41,759
Speaker 3: pall movement thing. And my I like worked there for

876
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:44,440
Speaker 3: two weeks because like my friend whatever, and I was

877
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:48,000
Speaker 3: a driver. I drove this big van around and the

878
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:50,440
Speaker 3: guy he was like, I got my check at the

879
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:52,839
Speaker 3: end of it, and he said, Chris, if shit ever

880
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:55,919
Speaker 3: hits the fan, I think he said, when shit hits

881
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:59,160
Speaker 3: the phone, it's inevitable. Yeah, and he rolled out of him.

882
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:02,279
Speaker 3: I made the map was already there. Maybe there wasn't

883
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 3: a map, but I remember I think he pointed and

884
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:07,160
Speaker 3: he said go here, and he told me to go

885
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:08,440
Speaker 3: to Missoula, Montana.

886
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:11,520
Speaker 4: Wait, were you in a home depot during this interaction.

887
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:18,840
Speaker 6: Yeah, this isn't see it, is it? In his defense,

888
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:22,040
Speaker 6: he's correct. I mean it's the fourth largest state. There's

889
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:24,359
Speaker 6: not even a million people in it. If you need

890
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:27,960
Speaker 6: to hide or just enjoy scenery and be kind and

891
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:32,520
Speaker 6: enjoy fishing, not everyone. There's a murderer, Ted Kazinski and

892
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:37,280
Speaker 6: some other bad apples kind of tainted an otherwise sweet state.

893
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:38,560
Speaker 7: Kazinsky was monte.

894
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:41,439
Speaker 3: I thought Kazinsky he has such Washington vibes, doesn't it.

895
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:45,080
Speaker 6: Know, maybe for getting his doctorate or something. I know

896
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:49,000
Speaker 6: he had some Ivy League background, but no, he's settled

897
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:51,759
Speaker 6: in Lincoln, Montana. That's where his cabin was. Where he

898
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:58,760
Speaker 6: did package a lot of fertilizer and nail based bombs.

899
00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:59,000
Speaker 1: Really some of the toughest bombs.

900
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:01,680
Speaker 4: But if you read his manifesto, there's really some good

901
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:02,480
Speaker 4: ideas in there.

902
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:05,600
Speaker 3: I'm just kidding. I've never read it, but yeah, the

903
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:07,319
Speaker 3: way that you were talking about him, it does sound

904
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:10,080
Speaker 3: like you are exactly it. Yeah.

905
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:15,920
Speaker 6: I like the hoodie and aviator Look, sorry he was.

906
00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:19,359
Speaker 1: He was actually a visionary with that because truly how.

907
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:22,440
Speaker 4: Yle icon they were doing that on runways and stuff.

908
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:27,440
Speaker 5: And the beard which is big now yeah.

909
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:29,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, well, but there are a lot of people like.

910
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:31,440
Speaker 3: That, I suppose, but can I just.

911
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:32,160
Speaker 1: Ask really quick?

912
00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:35,279
Speaker 5: It was the idea of like if you if if

913
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:38,359
Speaker 5: the ship goes down in terms of survivalism kind of thing.

914
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:44,400
Speaker 3: Oh. He was basically like it was basically like I

915
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:48,560
Speaker 3: will have like I will have a beautiful life in Missoulah.

916
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:50,239
Speaker 3: It was like that.

917
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:51,960
Speaker 7: It was that kind of a thing. It was a

918
00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:53,720
Speaker 7: back yeah.

919
00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:56,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, like if you need a place like a haven,

920
00:44:57,680 --> 00:45:00,280
Speaker 3: go to Missoula. And I've never been, but I always

921
00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:03,080
Speaker 3: have this. It's nice to have this kind of not

922
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:06,680
Speaker 3: white whale, but like, well yeah, just this idea.

923
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:09,280
Speaker 1: That green whale agreed, dang green.

924
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:10,640
Speaker 7: Yeah, that Johndice whale.

925
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:15,399
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, hump back with them with the pancrains deficiency

926
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:17,160
Speaker 3: whale in my life?

927
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:19,240
Speaker 1: Is that a whale on pills?

928
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:20,240
Speaker 3: M Yeah.

929
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:23,360
Speaker 6: I can say without hesitation that anyone, if you go

930
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:25,279
Speaker 6: to the right place and I'll tell you where to go,

931
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:29,800
Speaker 6: you will have a wonderful experience and meet nice people.

932
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:30,760
Speaker 3: Yeah.

933
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:33,160
Speaker 7: I need I need to believe it's great.

934
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:33,800
Speaker 3: Yeah.

935
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:35,239
Speaker 7: Do you guys have like that kind of.

936
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:38,399
Speaker 3: Thing where it's like like if if nothing works out,

937
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:41,800
Speaker 3: it's like if everything falls apart, not even like apocalyptically,

938
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:45,880
Speaker 3: but just like then, Okay, I got the emergency duffel,

939
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,879
Speaker 3: I'm tallassi that kind of thing.

940
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I always tell people when they come to

941
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:53,520
Speaker 5: my house and they don't like it because I hear's

942
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:56,480
Speaker 5: how I started. I just moved into this house like now,

943
00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:59,520
Speaker 5: I think it's three years ago. And when you know,

944
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:01,560
Speaker 5: they have to do all the inspections, right, so they're like,

945
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:04,240
Speaker 5: you don't have termites or you do have bloody blue

946
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:10,080
Speaker 5: and there's the land inspector the geologist, I guess, of course.

947
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:13,200
Speaker 5: And when the geologist rolled his map out, first of all,

948
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:16,520
Speaker 5: I'm not kidding. My my real estate agent is my

949
00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:20,320
Speaker 5: cousin Pete, and he my cousin Pete's like this guy.

950
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:23,360
Speaker 5: People were taking pictures of this man showing me the

951
00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:26,080
Speaker 5: land survey because apparently he was like a legend in

952
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:29,000
Speaker 5: the business. And I like me getting this guy as

953
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:30,800
Speaker 5: my land surveyor was a big deal because he was

954
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:33,560
Speaker 5: about to retire. I was just like, this was such

955
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:37,600
Speaker 5: a good I don't know, and they all, like all

956
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:40,000
Speaker 5: of these real estate agents knew him and loved him,

957
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:42,799
Speaker 5: so they were like literally a picture of like him

958
00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:46,759
Speaker 5: pointing to things to me on the survey, like I'm

959
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:49,640
Speaker 5: gonna hang it up, like I'm I live at Dantana's

960
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:52,200
Speaker 5: and it's like, here's all the famous people that helped

961
00:46:52,239 --> 00:46:56,560
Speaker 5: me inspect this. But there was photosophers well no, no,

962
00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:59,160
Speaker 5: just like people my cousin and the other real estate

963
00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:00,840
Speaker 5: agents were literally taking pictures.

964
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:02,960
Speaker 1: It's like this might be the last land survey.

965
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:07,720
Speaker 6: He explained, he always finds dinosaur bones under your house treasure.

966
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:11,400
Speaker 5: There's there's a little box of treasure of dinosaur bones.

967
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:15,719
Speaker 5: Very about to go on, but he told me my

968
00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:19,840
Speaker 5: like how lucky I was because I live on bedrock,

969
00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:23,360
Speaker 5: and he was just he was just going off about

970
00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:27,399
Speaker 5: how amazing that is in La because like so when

971
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:30,719
Speaker 5: earthcake quakes hit here, I honestly don't feel them, and

972
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:34,320
Speaker 5: nothing shakes at this house because it's bedrock, which isn't

973
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:37,920
Speaker 5: easy to access, I guess. So it was like this

974
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:41,160
Speaker 5: big it was like this big presentation that then I

975
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:43,960
Speaker 5: of course started immediately bragging to everyone that came to

976
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,080
Speaker 5: my house of like it's all bedrock, by the way.

977
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:46,600
Speaker 1: All bedrock.

978
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:50,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, jump around to try it up, try to shake

979
00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:55,839
Speaker 5: anything in his house, which then led me to conversationally, Hey,

980
00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:58,280
Speaker 5: if anything goes down, let's meet at the Hollywood Bowl.

981
00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:00,840
Speaker 1: And I don't know why I started say that to people.

982
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:03,040
Speaker 5: It was almost in that idea of like, if the

983
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:05,520
Speaker 5: ship goes down, you can come up here earthquake wise,

984
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:08,480
Speaker 5: But if it's like civil war type of, you know,

985
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:11,680
Speaker 5: all of a sudden mass violence and things are bad,

986
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:14,080
Speaker 5: let's meet at the like, grab guns and meet at

987
00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:15,160
Speaker 5: the Hollywood Bowl.

988
00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:21,000
Speaker 3: Yet Simon's playing Yeah, yeah, not at the schedule.

989
00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:24,000
Speaker 1: Let's get those garlic fries.

990
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:26,320
Speaker 4: Also Costello without bird backrack.

991
00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:33,400
Speaker 6: When I was living in Venice, it's the opposite. It's

992
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:37,280
Speaker 6: like a marsh land where they should not have built

993
00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:38,959
Speaker 6: anything the bad sin.

994
00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:41,920
Speaker 4: Maybe as you leave the beach.

995
00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:45,840
Speaker 6: You're going downhill, like on Washington Boulevard.

996
00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:46,080
Speaker 3: Where I lived.

997
00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:48,640
Speaker 4: That's scary if there's a tsunami.

998
00:48:48,719 --> 00:48:51,200
Speaker 6: So I was always worried about an earthquake causing a

999
00:48:51,239 --> 00:48:56,040
Speaker 6: wave from a Dwayne Rock Johnson movie to come. And

1000
00:48:56,080 --> 00:48:59,560
Speaker 6: so my roommate and I our plan was to as

1001
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:02,880
Speaker 6: soon as the alarm, I'm assuming there's a horn.

1002
00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:05,759
Speaker 7: Run across a small trumpet.

1003
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:10,200
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, just a guy playing taps preemptively.

1004
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:15,400
Speaker 3: Playing Mambo number five.

1005
00:49:13,719 --> 00:49:15,880
Speaker 4: It's a little bit of Laura in my life.

1006
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:18,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, yet out your Mama number five on the bugle,

1007
00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:20,799
Speaker 3: run on the English horn.

1008
00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:26,440
Speaker 6: Just for twenty hours, femas there and the song doesn't stop.

1009
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:30,880
Speaker 6: There is a hotel across the street with a helicopter

1010
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:33,040
Speaker 6: pad on top, and all I would have to do

1011
00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:35,880
Speaker 6: as people are panicking and trying to get away in

1012
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:39,359
Speaker 6: their cars with their belongings and their children, I would

1013
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:42,080
Speaker 6: just run to the hotel and go to the top floor.

1014
00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:44,200
Speaker 6: And I still think it's a good idea. I'd be

1015
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:49,040
Speaker 6: on the tenth story of a building with a helicopter pad. Great,

1016
00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:51,319
Speaker 6: it's the only good plan I have. And now I

1017
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:53,040
Speaker 6: don't live over there, and I don't know what I

1018
00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:55,000
Speaker 6: guess I'll go to your bedrock house night.

1019
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:56,040
Speaker 7: Now you've reached the plan.

1020
00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:59,080
Speaker 3: Now everyone's going to do that any dine our listeners

1021
00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:00,719
Speaker 3: are going to be on the on the helipad.

1022
00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:03,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, dinosaurs are going to get up on the tenth

1023
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:05,600
Speaker 5: floor and the crowd the area. They're going to grab

1024
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:09,080
Speaker 5: the helicopter leg that they always do and pull it down.

1025
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:11,960
Speaker 1: Don't do it, let us escape.

1026
00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:17,200
Speaker 3: He's desperate. As you think you could make it if

1027
00:50:17,239 --> 00:50:18,000
Speaker 3: you did grab it.

1028
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:20,480
Speaker 7: You think you could have the core strength to get up?

1029
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:24,400
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I think about that all the time, Chris.

1030
00:50:24,719 --> 00:50:26,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, and the answer is, no.

1031
00:50:27,719 --> 00:50:29,239
Speaker 4: We got them, let's get out.

1032
00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:36,640
Speaker 3: I just consciously let go. My fingers are weak. I

1033
00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:39,000
Speaker 3: always think about that, like being on an airplane and

1034
00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:41,560
Speaker 3: if like for some horrible reason, I got put like

1035
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:43,960
Speaker 3: on the wing. It's like this weird invasive thought I have,

1036
00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:47,000
Speaker 3: And I'm like, I think, since Tom Cruise did that

1037
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:50,799
Speaker 3: really thing, I think. I think it's like this, I imagine

1038
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:54,680
Speaker 3: myself and how much that must hurt, because it's just.

1039
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:57,200
Speaker 5: The top joint of your fingers that's doing all those

1040
00:50:57,239 --> 00:50:58,400
Speaker 5: are doing all the work.

1041
00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:02,040
Speaker 6: Way up here. Yeah, he was wedging it in the

1042
00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:05,440
Speaker 6: door gap. That's only like down to the first knuckle.

1043
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:07,000
Speaker 7: He was just free soloing.

1044
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:09,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, harness, no chalk.

1045
00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:13,759
Speaker 6: They had him fly to Phoenix and he finally just

1046
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:15,760
Speaker 6: let go and ran on the tarmac.

1047
00:51:17,239 --> 00:51:18,080
Speaker 4: That's what I've heard.

1048
00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:21,680
Speaker 5: Have you seen the there's this true story of something

1049
00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:26,719
Speaker 5: happening on a plane and the pilot the and it's

1050
00:51:26,719 --> 00:51:28,960
Speaker 5: a re enactment photo. But I saw it and I

1051
00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:30,680
Speaker 5: didn't know it was a reenactment, so I thought I

1052
00:51:30,719 --> 00:51:32,640
Speaker 5: saw a photo of it really happening, which is an

1053
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:34,759
Speaker 5: insanely stupid of me.

1054
00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:36,839
Speaker 7: I totally, I totally get that.

1055
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:40,080
Speaker 5: It proves like I did not grow up with the Internet.

1056
00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:42,240
Speaker 5: It came in my twenties when I wasn't paying attention,

1057
00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:45,440
Speaker 5: so stuff like, I'll fall for pretty much anything, totally.

1058
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:50,400
Speaker 5: But but it's something happened with the windshield on a

1059
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:53,799
Speaker 5: plane and the co pilot got sucked out and was

1060
00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:56,640
Speaker 5: like holding on while they were trying to land this

1061
00:51:56,719 --> 00:51:58,880
Speaker 5: plane with one window open on the front.

1062
00:51:59,120 --> 00:51:59,960
Speaker 3: You have to see it.

1063
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:01,920
Speaker 7: Wait, wait, did this actually happen or didn't It.

1064
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:03,960
Speaker 1: Happened in real life, But the picture I saw was

1065
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:08,239
Speaker 1: from like a air air Disasters special that was, you know,

1066
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:10,480
Speaker 1: on one of those channels on Sunday night.

1067
00:52:10,719 --> 00:52:13,359
Speaker 7: Yes, this was.

1068
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:15,879
Speaker 1: This isn't going anywhere, and this is the end.

1069
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:20,280
Speaker 3: A guy, A guy, wait, a guy got the pilot

1070
00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:22,640
Speaker 3: got he opened the window to like spit and then

1071
00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:23,640
Speaker 3: he got sucked out.

1072
00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:28,160
Speaker 4: This gum has no flavor.

1073
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:30,920
Speaker 1: Fucking fruit stripe.

1074
00:52:31,239 --> 00:52:33,920
Speaker 3: Why did it last more than ten seconds of flavor?

1075
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:40,680
Speaker 1: We keep telling you complaints don't work this way.

1076
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:44,239
Speaker 5: No, it's something like the front windscreen cracked on the

1077
00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:47,839
Speaker 5: right side from the picture that's from a TV show,

1078
00:52:48,520 --> 00:52:51,400
Speaker 5: So it was it almost was like it the vacuum

1079
00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:55,680
Speaker 5: the crack created then a pulling thing, and then because

1080
00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:58,080
Speaker 5: they were fifty thousand feet in the air, they're trying

1081
00:52:58,120 --> 00:53:02,279
Speaker 5: to land and that like halfway out and holding on

1082
00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:06,399
Speaker 5: to something out there just so that he doesn't get

1083
00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:08,440
Speaker 5: sucked out all the way and thrown there.

1084
00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:11,279
Speaker 3: Seems to be a uh no, one's really arrived at

1085
00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:14,840
Speaker 3: like a consensus in cinema whether or not like a

1086
00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:17,600
Speaker 3: hole in a plane sucks people, and every other movie

1087
00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:20,040
Speaker 3: the plane's fine. Everyone's kind of hanging out and like

1088
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:20,880
Speaker 3: it's like a little breeze.

1089
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:25,080
Speaker 6: Every other it's a strong fan. But in other movies

1090
00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:26,600
Speaker 6: you're in outer space.

1091
00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:27,400
Speaker 7: You're done.

1092
00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:30,080
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, I don't think the scientists actually know what

1093
00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:30,720
Speaker 3: would happen.

1094
00:53:31,239 --> 00:53:33,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, they've never actually done it.

1095
00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:36,960
Speaker 1: All they know is that when the when the event happens,

1096
00:53:37,080 --> 00:53:39,800
Speaker 1: there will be a ship ton of paperwork flying around.

1097
00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:48,120
Speaker 1: Suddenly there's there's loose paper everywhere. Who brought all these

1098
00:53:48,160 --> 00:53:53,160
Speaker 1: files machines that is flying around My documents.

1099
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:54,920
Speaker 4: That I keep loosely in an open backpack.

1100
00:53:55,120 --> 00:53:59,040
Speaker 3: No, No, I think on your last podcast you were

1101
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:01,879
Speaker 3: talking about how you and you just you just kind

1102
00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:04,640
Speaker 3: of touched on it really really briefly about how like

1103
00:54:04,719 --> 00:54:08,080
Speaker 3: you guys don't like flying because you soak up everyone's energy.

1104
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:12,760
Speaker 3: I do that before shows. I can't handle even dealing

1105
00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:17,120
Speaker 3: with sound guys. It'll if I meet because every sound

1106
00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:21,279
Speaker 3: person and every theater is just it's mad, abhorrent.

1107
00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:22,799
Speaker 1: They're so mad.

1108
00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:25,600
Speaker 3: The vibe right, yeah, and the vibe I really take

1109
00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:28,600
Speaker 3: that on and it's so hard to come back from that.

1110
00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:31,960
Speaker 3: It's so hard to then bring joy after you meet

1111
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:32,680
Speaker 3: a sound person.

1112
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:34,960
Speaker 1: I was thinking about that, especially with comedy.

1113
00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:38,400
Speaker 5: It's just like when you have bad vibes where you're like, sorry,

1114
00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:40,480
Speaker 5: are we already in a fight? And I just didn't.

1115
00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:42,359
Speaker 5: I wasn't there for the beginning of the fight. What's

1116
00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:45,680
Speaker 5: going on? And then it's like, ladies and gentlemen, Chris,

1117
00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:48,080
Speaker 5: You're just like, oh cool, I'm going to go do

1118
00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:50,520
Speaker 5: this thing that shoots pretty hard anyway.

1119
00:54:50,960 --> 00:54:53,240
Speaker 7: Yeah, I have to overcome this negative.

1120
00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:54,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's it goes both ways.

1121
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:58,520
Speaker 6: There was when I did Conan there I had this

1122
00:54:58,640 --> 00:55:01,000
Speaker 6: cardigan sweater and I'm like, this is too much, it's

1123
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:03,400
Speaker 6: too hot and it looks dumb, and I was like,

1124
00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:06,319
Speaker 6: I'm gonna take the sweater off. And the guy I

1125
00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:08,640
Speaker 6: hadn't talked to him yet, he just it was his

1126
00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:10,799
Speaker 6: job to open the curtain. Wants you hear your name?

1127
00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:13,919
Speaker 6: And he said, you do not take that sweater off.

1128
00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:14,920
Speaker 6: It looks terrific.

1129
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:17,600
Speaker 7: And then I went out.

1130
00:55:17,840 --> 00:55:20,640
Speaker 6: I felt he instilled me with so much confidence. I like,

1131
00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:22,000
Speaker 6: fucked up my first joke.

1132
00:55:22,120 --> 00:55:25,680
Speaker 3: I hate that guy. I look great.

1133
00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:28,080
Speaker 4: Wait, what's my jokes? Damn your curtain?

1134
00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:28,359
Speaker 6: Man?

1135
00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:31,080
Speaker 3: If you look good, you don't have to be funny

1136
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:34,439
Speaker 3: once you Once you kind of hit that aesthetic, it's

1137
00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:36,960
Speaker 3: actually kind of a detriment to be funny because it's like,

1138
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:38,480
Speaker 3: why are you Why are you.

1139
00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:40,040
Speaker 7: Feeling the need to be funny?

1140
00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:43,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, and we will name names now of examples of this.

1141
00:55:46,920 --> 00:55:49,560
Speaker 1: Modeles model.

1142
00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:52,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, specific comedians that are handsome.

1143
00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:54,120
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1144
00:55:54,160 --> 00:55:55,120
Speaker 7: Oh, I never liked that.

1145
00:55:55,280 --> 00:55:57,359
Speaker 3: And they usually perform at the laugh Factory and they're

1146
00:55:57,400 --> 00:56:00,840
Speaker 3: always gorgeous, if not anti VACX. Yeah.

1147
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:03,520
Speaker 6: When's the last time any of us were at the

1148
00:56:03,600 --> 00:56:05,960
Speaker 6: laugh Factory? When I first moved here, that's where you

1149
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:09,520
Speaker 6: went to be seen. Really, Yeah, I was like for

1150
00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:12,880
Speaker 6: showcases and things, and I've never I haven't been.

1151
00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:16,120
Speaker 1: I find those clubs, like I just was already so

1152
00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:21,759
Speaker 1: worried about everything that, like I I was there to

1153
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:24,319
Speaker 1: attract a bad vibe. I think I was like a

1154
00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:27,400
Speaker 1: magnet for it, you know, I was looking for the problem.

1155
00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:31,000
Speaker 1: Then I would just be like, well, no, I.

1156
00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:34,759
Speaker 3: Yes, exactly, No, I just gotta go.

1157
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:37,680
Speaker 1: I never wanted to do it in the first place.

1158
00:56:38,239 --> 00:56:39,040
Speaker 1: What was I doing?

1159
00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:40,800
Speaker 4: Are you, Chris?

1160
00:56:40,920 --> 00:56:43,520
Speaker 6: I like fully back on the road, You're doing shows

1161
00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:47,319
Speaker 6: like coming like this week, you're going to You're like

1162
00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:49,960
Speaker 6: in Minneapolis and you're going, right, yeah.

1163
00:56:49,880 --> 00:56:51,480
Speaker 4: You're and are you?

1164
00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:55,600
Speaker 6: I love how you're incorporating like videos that you've done

1165
00:56:55,719 --> 00:57:00,000
Speaker 6: and you do stand up and you're showing those video

1166
00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:03,240
Speaker 6: and have like me, how do you travel with a band?

1167
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:04,600
Speaker 6: How are you doing all of this?

1168
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:07,520
Speaker 7: I did, and then I realized it was sorry that

1169
00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:07,960
Speaker 7: dog is.

1170
00:57:08,239 --> 00:57:10,640
Speaker 3: It's a vicious animal, but do you hear it? It

1171
00:57:10,719 --> 00:57:16,360
Speaker 3: is clearly a chunkyard dog. That propper that is like

1172
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:19,480
Speaker 3: a dog in a music video. Wait, wait, you know

1173
00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:22,440
Speaker 3: what I mean? I actually I'm safer in here. Okay,

1174
00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:24,920
Speaker 3: so uh yeah. I did tour with the band for

1175
00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:28,040
Speaker 3: a while, but that that was pre pandemic, and I

1176
00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:30,080
Speaker 3: think I was going through some stuff, you know, trying

1177
00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:31,640
Speaker 3: to feel bigger than I was.

1178
00:57:31,760 --> 00:57:33,600
Speaker 6: I thought I was going to do reggae. I have

1179
00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:35,960
Speaker 6: a reggae band, come with me and do reggae songs.

1180
00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:40,160
Speaker 3: I understand it's a weird. Right around twenty nineteen, my

1181
00:57:40,440 --> 00:57:43,160
Speaker 3: I was getting my sense of the confidence. It was

1182
00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:45,920
Speaker 3: a little too lie, it was. It was a little dangerous.

1183
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:49,520
Speaker 3: I was. I was definitely careening towards some weird, weird

1184
00:57:50,360 --> 00:57:54,360
Speaker 3: emotional territory. But now now it's just so. My goal

1185
00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:57,880
Speaker 3: with this was to try to, like I almost strip

1186
00:57:57,920 --> 00:58:00,760
Speaker 3: it down more and try to do less with like

1187
00:58:01,160 --> 00:58:03,560
Speaker 3: multimedia and just see, like, let's see if I can

1188
00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:07,240
Speaker 3: just do it just myself. Yeah, and it's going it's

1189
00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:09,200
Speaker 3: going pretty well. Yeah.

1190
00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:11,880
Speaker 6: I would love to do you still project at least

1191
00:58:12,040 --> 00:58:13,680
Speaker 6: visuals like I do idea.

1192
00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:17,280
Speaker 7: Yeah, I like I have a whole bit with a

1193
00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:18,560
Speaker 7: song about how.

1194
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:23,720
Speaker 3: Durabils you can get a gurbil for the cost of raspberries,

1195
00:58:23,840 --> 00:58:26,560
Speaker 3: and it's uh, it's this whole this whole music video

1196
00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:28,080
Speaker 3: with like a bunch of kind of it's like in

1197
00:58:28,120 --> 00:58:29,720
Speaker 3: a European club and people.

1198
00:58:31,320 --> 00:58:33,880
Speaker 7: Kind of dancing in the bat. Yeah, it's really fun.

1199
00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:38,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's like a like an hour twenty and then

1200
00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:40,120
Speaker 3: all of a sudden that it's like and if people

1201
00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:42,080
Speaker 3: are like, it kind of gives people a vertigo because

1202
00:58:42,080 --> 00:58:42,800
Speaker 3: it's there.

1203
00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:45,360
Speaker 7: Hasn't been a song or dance until that.

1204
00:58:45,920 --> 00:58:47,640
Speaker 1: But and is that when you.

1205
00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:49,600
Speaker 5: You leave the stage and then go sip some expensive

1206
00:58:49,640 --> 00:58:52,120
Speaker 5: water at the side of the stage while that video plays.

1207
00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:55,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have a I have a vas uh, I

1208
00:58:55,400 --> 00:59:00,400
Speaker 3: have I have a double voss by blood bag. Yeah,

1209
00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:04,000
Speaker 3: and it's it just it goes in just right into

1210
00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:06,800
Speaker 3: my shoulder going to the collar bonk. I just yeah,

1211
00:59:07,080 --> 00:59:10,720
Speaker 3: it's painful, but it's expensive and it's a good look.

1212
00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:12,440
Speaker 4: Has to get into that marrow.

1213
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:15,200
Speaker 3: You gotta get it right in the mirror. You gotta hydrate.

1214
00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:19,760
Speaker 6: Yeah, I drank a lot at this festival this past week,

1215
00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:22,680
Speaker 6: and I the next day there was a tent that

1216
00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:27,240
Speaker 6: just did vitem be shots, like an actual needle in

1217
00:59:27,280 --> 00:59:30,800
Speaker 6: the arm. But I've heard it's like a luxurious hangover thing.

1218
00:59:30,880 --> 00:59:33,120
Speaker 6: Usually I think they do a prolonged drip. But that

1219
00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:35,200
Speaker 6: was like two hundred bucks. I'm like, give me the

1220
00:59:35,320 --> 00:59:37,640
Speaker 6: twenty dollars to be shot.

1221
00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:39,840
Speaker 1: We use the needle I did. You can do the

1222
00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:41,600
Speaker 1: old one who drop.

1223
00:59:41,400 --> 00:59:41,840
Speaker 3: It out of that.

1224
00:59:42,240 --> 00:59:46,680
Speaker 6: I'm so scared that they did what they give that to,

1225
00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:49,440
Speaker 6: like Beyonce before everything right, isn't that like what they

1226
00:59:49,680 --> 00:59:50,840
Speaker 6: were like need to.

1227
00:59:51,080 --> 00:59:52,280
Speaker 4: It was recommended to me.

1228
00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:57,280
Speaker 6: It messed me up and I was sick all day

1229
00:59:58,040 --> 01:00:00,680
Speaker 6: and my arm hurt like I just got the COVID scht.

1230
01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:02,320
Speaker 4: I know, people looked at me like.

1231
01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:06,160
Speaker 6: I did something wrong, but I swear I was not

1232
01:00:06,360 --> 01:00:11,280
Speaker 6: hydrated hydrated, And then I added to that, I'm like,

1233
01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:13,560
Speaker 6: maybe I just need some caffeine. And so I had

1234
01:00:13,880 --> 01:00:17,680
Speaker 6: two back to back five hour energy those trucker shots.

1235
01:00:19,760 --> 01:00:23,080
Speaker 4: That's described.

1236
01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:25,000
Speaker 1: B twelve.

1237
01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:26,040
Speaker 4: I'm not kidding.

1238
01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:29,960
Speaker 6: I had mid set, a sudden like panic attack and

1239
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:33,439
Speaker 6: it's in my heart was racing, and I know I'm

1240
01:00:33,520 --> 01:00:38,480
Speaker 6: sorry to the elevation tent or whoever gave me that shot.

1241
01:00:38,520 --> 01:00:40,640
Speaker 6: I'm not talking smack. I'm sure it works for a

1242
01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:43,360
Speaker 6: lot of people, but it made me. I had a

1243
01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:46,240
Speaker 6: very I really did have a panic attack, and I think.

1244
01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:49,000
Speaker 3: Well, I think the five hour energy drinks, that's mostly

1245
01:00:49,040 --> 01:00:53,120
Speaker 3: what it was. You don't mashed potatoes after that, you'd

1246
01:00:53,160 --> 01:00:56,040
Speaker 3: have at least at least a can of mashed potatoes

1247
01:00:56,080 --> 01:00:59,840
Speaker 3: per five hour energy. Also, yes, did not keep me

1248
01:01:00,400 --> 01:01:03,000
Speaker 3: you are. Yeah, you're just gonna wander the property all night.

1249
01:01:03,920 --> 01:01:08,000
Speaker 5: Serving blowing eyes just like B twelve eyes, like you

1250
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:10,280
Speaker 5: can see through people's skin.

1251
01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:13,040
Speaker 3: You're gonna be up all night googling where Calbernette went

1252
01:01:13,080 --> 01:01:19,400
Speaker 3: to college. If you're not careful with that stuff, i'mus,

1253
01:01:19,440 --> 01:01:21,400
Speaker 3: I'm curious. Yeah, that kind of stuff.

1254
01:01:22,960 --> 01:01:26,680
Speaker 1: This is really the real shot in my curious vein.

1255
01:01:26,960 --> 01:01:29,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, always leads to Carol Burnett.

1256
01:01:30,160 --> 01:01:33,040
Speaker 3: The drip thing. My friend we went on like a

1257
01:01:33,600 --> 01:01:36,920
Speaker 3: we used to in pre pandemic times. I threw a

1258
01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:39,240
Speaker 3: lot of bachelorette parties and then I would also take

1259
01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:41,800
Speaker 3: I would throw a not bachelor party, but some We

1260
01:01:41,800 --> 01:01:44,280
Speaker 3: would go out a lot, and my friend tried to

1261
01:01:44,320 --> 01:01:47,240
Speaker 3: get like his friend, I think he got commissioned for

1262
01:01:47,280 --> 01:01:49,400
Speaker 3: one of those companies where like it's like, yeah, man,

1263
01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:50,960
Speaker 3: if you hook yourself up to the like you know,

1264
01:01:50,960 --> 01:01:52,960
Speaker 3: we gotta we gotta sign up, which is like so

1265
01:01:53,080 --> 01:01:55,720
Speaker 3: perverted to sign to before you go on a bender

1266
01:01:55,800 --> 01:01:58,479
Speaker 3: to then be like, Okay, I'm gonna go so hard

1267
01:01:58,480 --> 01:02:03,600
Speaker 3: that tomorrow I'm gonna get this recovery planning me yeah,

1268
01:02:03,960 --> 01:02:05,320
Speaker 3: plan the poisoning.

1269
01:02:04,920 --> 01:02:06,920
Speaker 1: I'm going to hire a nurse tomorrow.

1270
01:02:07,280 --> 01:02:10,560
Speaker 3: Yeah. I never tried it, though it must feel great.

1271
01:02:10,680 --> 01:02:14,520
Speaker 3: I mean, because when you're in oh my god, I

1272
01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:17,920
Speaker 3: do want to hangover. Something about a hangover ending, like

1273
01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:22,000
Speaker 3: the like the dopey serenity that you feel as you're

1274
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:25,240
Speaker 3: coming to the next like that that day after, I think,

1275
01:02:25,480 --> 01:02:28,280
Speaker 3: is I feel so creative in a weird way and

1276
01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:30,440
Speaker 3: like I have a new lease on life and it's

1277
01:02:30,520 --> 01:02:34,120
Speaker 3: kind of a beautiful. Not to recommend being hungover, but

1278
01:02:34,240 --> 01:02:36,240
Speaker 3: there is there is some beauty to go in through that.

1279
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:39,240
Speaker 4: I did agree. I feel a little bit of that.

1280
01:02:39,280 --> 01:02:45,840
Speaker 6: But that doesn't necessarily translate to being a vibrant live performer. No, no, no,

1281
01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:51,919
Speaker 6: that should have been a writing evening, not a get

1282
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:55,640
Speaker 6: on stage a lot. Yeah, I'm still upset that I

1283
01:02:55,840 --> 01:02:56,720
Speaker 6: got that shot.

1284
01:02:56,880 --> 01:03:00,520
Speaker 5: Anyway, What did you did you in your panic attack?

1285
01:03:00,560 --> 01:03:03,200
Speaker 5: Did you adjust and then just like finish your joke

1286
01:03:03,240 --> 01:03:04,840
Speaker 5: and leave? How did you adapt?

1287
01:03:04,960 --> 01:03:08,520
Speaker 6: I don't think anyone would know it was happening, except

1288
01:03:08,520 --> 01:03:11,960
Speaker 6: if my sister or you, or like my dad had

1289
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:16,120
Speaker 6: been watching that something had happened. Yeah, I just kind

1290
01:03:16,200 --> 01:03:20,280
Speaker 6: of you doctors started laughing, doctor or the nurse or

1291
01:03:20,320 --> 01:03:23,000
Speaker 6: a doctor, yeah, yeah, or the guy that did it

1292
01:03:23,040 --> 01:03:25,800
Speaker 6: to me, the needleman, the used needleman.

1293
01:03:26,280 --> 01:03:27,120
Speaker 7: Who poisoned you.

1294
01:03:27,240 --> 01:03:28,240
Speaker 3: He's like pusher man.

1295
01:03:28,400 --> 01:03:29,800
Speaker 4: Yes, happens every other.

1296
01:03:31,680 --> 01:03:32,360
Speaker 7: I gotta get out.

1297
01:03:32,400 --> 01:03:34,160
Speaker 1: You'll be back, yeah, he's like, you'll be back.

1298
01:03:34,200 --> 01:03:38,280
Speaker 3: You're not performing after this first? Yes?

1299
01:03:38,440 --> 01:03:43,600
Speaker 6: What take off that band aid and he starts sucking

1300
01:03:43,640 --> 01:03:46,920
Speaker 6: it out of me like a snake bite.

1301
01:03:47,760 --> 01:03:49,919
Speaker 7: Drawn circles on it with a sharpie on your leg.

1302
01:03:50,840 --> 01:03:53,720
Speaker 1: One hour, keep your eye on this spot.

1303
01:03:56,440 --> 01:03:56,640
Speaker 3: I do.

1304
01:03:56,800 --> 01:04:02,000
Speaker 5: I used to love the breakfast on a hungover morning

1305
01:04:02,560 --> 01:04:04,400
Speaker 5: and when you were waiting in line to go get

1306
01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:06,560
Speaker 5: that breakfast like this, I'm thinking of when I lived

1307
01:04:06,560 --> 01:04:08,240
Speaker 5: in San Francisco, so you would have to go and

1308
01:04:08,280 --> 01:04:11,800
Speaker 5: like stand in the you know, lower hate in the sun,

1309
01:04:12,040 --> 01:04:15,160
Speaker 5: like standing there waiting to get your dumb banana pancakes

1310
01:04:15,200 --> 01:04:18,280
Speaker 5: where the bananas were not inside. You like wait an

1311
01:04:18,280 --> 01:04:19,840
Speaker 5: hour and a half and then they're just piled on

1312
01:04:19,880 --> 01:04:23,840
Speaker 5: the outside. Yeah, just like it's pancakes. That's pancakes with

1313
01:04:23,880 --> 01:04:24,680
Speaker 5: slice bananas.

1314
01:04:25,240 --> 01:04:26,640
Speaker 7: But that's so messed up.

1315
01:04:26,880 --> 01:04:28,840
Speaker 5: It's really fuck That happened one time and I was

1316
01:04:28,880 --> 01:04:31,440
Speaker 5: just like I'm too hungover to complain, But like you

1317
01:04:31,480 --> 01:04:35,080
Speaker 5: did me wrong by calling these banana pancakes banana plus

1318
01:04:35,120 --> 01:04:41,480
Speaker 5: b Yeah, oh I missed the very detailed plus side.

1319
01:04:42,080 --> 01:04:44,320
Speaker 1: It's important. I just wasn't paying attend.

1320
01:04:44,720 --> 01:04:45,880
Speaker 3: It's a collab.

1321
01:04:47,520 --> 01:04:50,280
Speaker 1: Kind they came together on this, but they didn't blent.

1322
01:04:50,680 --> 01:04:54,920
Speaker 5: But I used to love getting a water and orange juice,

1323
01:04:55,080 --> 01:04:58,120
Speaker 5: a coffee, and and maybe even a fourth thing if

1324
01:04:58,160 --> 01:05:02,640
Speaker 5: they had a smoothie of some kind indoor, what hot chocolate?

1325
01:05:02,720 --> 01:05:03,120
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1326
01:05:03,360 --> 01:05:05,000
Speaker 6: Just I love to have a little in a ray

1327
01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:07,840
Speaker 6: a sip of each. Yeah, I'm not going to finish

1328
01:05:07,880 --> 01:05:10,760
Speaker 6: any of these. Don't laugh, but I want seven beverages.

1329
01:05:10,800 --> 01:05:18,000
Speaker 5: So yeah, nurse slowly nurse myself back to life through beverages.

1330
01:05:18,720 --> 01:05:19,440
Speaker 3: It's beautiful.

1331
01:05:19,560 --> 01:05:24,000
Speaker 6: It's a beautiful feeling. And I had that exact experience.

1332
01:05:24,440 --> 01:05:25,600
Speaker 6: It's like you were there.

1333
01:05:26,160 --> 01:05:29,760
Speaker 3: It's scary when water tastes bad, That's that's what That's

1334
01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:32,640
Speaker 3: what freaks me out during a hangover, when I'm.

1335
01:05:32,520 --> 01:05:35,560
Speaker 4: Like, oh, are you drinking out that the tap?

1336
01:05:36,720 --> 01:05:39,280
Speaker 3: And you know, you know, like you know, when maybe

1337
01:05:39,480 --> 01:05:41,400
Speaker 3: I just have such a sweet tooth. Also that if

1338
01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:44,240
Speaker 3: I'm ever down emotionally, or even even if I'm not,

1339
01:05:44,280 --> 01:05:47,840
Speaker 3: I just need something I always require like it's like

1340
01:05:47,880 --> 01:05:51,200
Speaker 3: a sweet, like a nectar, and so I'll always if

1341
01:05:51,200 --> 01:05:53,960
Speaker 3: I'm hungover, Like maybe I'm just trained to want to

1342
01:05:54,040 --> 01:05:56,240
Speaker 3: drink Gator eight or something, you know, some kind of

1343
01:05:56,480 --> 01:06:00,440
Speaker 3: middle school sports beverage, maybe as a self there more

1344
01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:03,640
Speaker 3: than anything, but water feels like poison to me sometimes

1345
01:06:03,760 --> 01:06:06,960
Speaker 3: after after I've been drinking. I think I also drink

1346
01:06:06,960 --> 01:06:10,200
Speaker 3: a lot of like Margarita's. You clearly just hung over

1347
01:06:10,360 --> 01:06:15,640
Speaker 3: from the hummingbird food that I And that's I think

1348
01:06:15,680 --> 01:06:17,400
Speaker 3: that's the issue. I don't think I don't think I

1349
01:06:17,440 --> 01:06:21,960
Speaker 3: can consume much alcohol. I think it's just yeah, I

1350
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:23,800
Speaker 3: don't think they even serve me alcohol. I think people

1351
01:06:23,800 --> 01:06:25,360
Speaker 3: take one look at me. It's like when I go

1352
01:06:25,360 --> 01:06:26,440
Speaker 3: to the doctor, they don't give you the do they

1353
01:06:26,440 --> 01:06:27,360
Speaker 3: give me the nurse practitioner.

1354
01:06:27,360 --> 01:06:28,440
Speaker 7: Like when I go to the bar, they don't. They

1355
01:06:28,440 --> 01:06:28,880
Speaker 7: don't give me.

1356
01:06:28,920 --> 01:06:30,960
Speaker 3: They don't give me the booze they give me just

1357
01:06:31,360 --> 01:06:32,800
Speaker 3: they don't for margarita mix.

1358
01:06:32,920 --> 01:06:35,760
Speaker 7: And then it's not bus yeah.

1359
01:06:36,120 --> 01:06:36,320
Speaker 1: Fun.

1360
01:06:36,720 --> 01:06:38,040
Speaker 4: This isn't even the bartender.

1361
01:06:38,040 --> 01:06:38,720
Speaker 3: He's a bar back.

1362
01:06:38,800 --> 01:06:42,480
Speaker 4: He usually washes glasses, bottoms up.

1363
01:06:43,520 --> 01:06:44,440
Speaker 7: I'm out of my mind.

1364
01:06:44,640 --> 01:06:48,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, person Waite saying that you're you have a sweet tooth?

1365
01:06:49,080 --> 01:06:50,720
Speaker 5: What is your Do you want to talk about your

1366
01:06:50,800 --> 01:06:53,520
Speaker 5: number one candy as a way to as a way

1367
01:06:53,520 --> 01:06:57,160
Speaker 5: to wrap down probably one of the greatest conversations of

1368
01:06:57,200 --> 01:06:57,680
Speaker 5: all time.

1369
01:06:58,800 --> 01:07:02,080
Speaker 3: I think I just got that notification on my phone.

1370
01:07:02,080 --> 01:07:04,920
Speaker 3: This is one of the greatest guys. You are a

1371
01:07:04,960 --> 01:07:06,959
Speaker 3: part of one of the greatest conversations of all time.

1372
01:07:07,640 --> 01:07:11,040
Speaker 6: Wait, how is this a notification? Not about the oscars?

1373
01:07:11,320 --> 01:07:13,280
Speaker 6: Just let's not talk about it.

1374
01:07:13,520 --> 01:07:14,000
Speaker 3: Let's not.

1375
01:07:14,200 --> 01:07:18,680
Speaker 6: We were all traumatized. We saw the memes fab Candy go.

1376
01:07:19,480 --> 01:07:22,200
Speaker 3: I was hoping that Anthony Hopkins would roast the ship

1377
01:07:22,280 --> 01:07:24,280
Speaker 3: out of Jada after when he went up to give

1378
01:07:24,320 --> 01:07:25,080
Speaker 3: the best picture.

1379
01:07:25,680 --> 01:07:29,280
Speaker 5: Yep, could have been could have been amazing that there

1380
01:07:29,280 --> 01:07:32,240
Speaker 5: were a lot of comedy opportunities that everyone was too

1381
01:07:32,520 --> 01:07:34,520
Speaker 5: aghast to exploit.

1382
01:07:34,800 --> 01:07:42,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jada Pinkett is five foot zero. My favorite m

1383
01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:45,320
Speaker 3: my wife is much taller than Jada Pinkett Smith. That's

1384
01:07:45,360 --> 01:07:46,760
Speaker 3: the height of a JV football player.

1385
01:07:46,800 --> 01:07:49,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, real specific.

1386
01:07:49,480 --> 01:07:52,600
Speaker 3: Jada Pinkett Smith has a Facebook TV show that's boring.

1387
01:07:52,840 --> 01:07:56,000
Speaker 3: I watched better TV show and well, Smith's my fever.

1388
01:07:56,040 --> 01:08:00,840
Speaker 1: Strict repete Neango's trying the background.

1389
01:08:00,560 --> 01:08:05,200
Speaker 3: Like, no, yeah, let me add them. Let me. For

1390
01:08:05,200 --> 01:08:07,680
Speaker 3: some reason, Hopkins is just like a roast battle Master.

1391
01:08:10,680 --> 01:08:14,360
Speaker 3: Oda Pinkett a hyphenated name. I would never hyphenate my

1392
01:08:14,400 --> 01:08:17,320
Speaker 3: wife name, but I'm a real treada Pinkett. Smith was

1393
01:08:17,320 --> 01:08:19,719
Speaker 3: friends with Tupac Shakr and now she's friends with Will Small.

1394
01:08:19,760 --> 01:08:22,200
Speaker 3: She's dating Will Smith. That must be tough, and everyone's

1395
01:08:22,200 --> 01:08:33,719
Speaker 3: like call it quinnted.

1396
01:08:31,800 --> 01:08:32,639
Speaker 7: Cracking his knuckles.

1397
01:08:32,920 --> 01:08:36,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, my favorite candy is probably dots.

1398
01:08:36,960 --> 01:08:40,280
Speaker 7: I like dots the most. Really, I'm with you there.

1399
01:08:40,800 --> 01:08:42,080
Speaker 1: I love dots.

1400
01:08:42,160 --> 01:08:44,920
Speaker 5: Is my dots is my movie candy. If I'm not

1401
01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:46,920
Speaker 5: doing chocolate, I really enjoyed.

1402
01:08:47,200 --> 01:08:47,439
Speaker 3: I love.

1403
01:08:47,479 --> 01:08:49,600
Speaker 7: What kind of chocolate do you do in the movie.

1404
01:08:50,840 --> 01:08:51,920
Speaker 1: Well, I'll be honest with you.

1405
01:08:52,520 --> 01:08:55,280
Speaker 5: What I do is I open up a thing of

1406
01:08:55,320 --> 01:08:58,840
Speaker 5: playing Eminem's and throw it into the fucking thing of popcorn.

1407
01:08:58,960 --> 01:09:01,000
Speaker 3: That's what they did in Whips, which we were talking

1408
01:09:01,040 --> 01:09:01,679
Speaker 3: about earlier.

1409
01:09:02,520 --> 01:09:03,599
Speaker 7: I've never seen that book.

1410
01:09:03,680 --> 01:09:05,800
Speaker 5: The thing about it is, if you have, if you're

1411
01:09:05,840 --> 01:09:09,200
Speaker 5: at a good movie theater, that popcorn is hot when

1412
01:09:09,240 --> 01:09:12,040
Speaker 5: you get your fucking handful and throw it in that

1413
01:09:12,200 --> 01:09:14,000
Speaker 5: they're melted but inside the shell.

1414
01:09:14,640 --> 01:09:16,880
Speaker 1: So it's like this little ice worats.

1415
01:09:17,120 --> 01:09:24,960
Speaker 3: It's inside Mosquito and Amber, I'm with you, Magical Island, Yeah,

1416
01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:27,720
Speaker 3: and the future paleobiologists are going to try to extract

1417
01:09:27,880 --> 01:09:33,360
Speaker 3: the chocolate, yeah, to recreate Wow. That's and you said

1418
01:09:33,360 --> 01:09:35,760
Speaker 3: earlier that used to have a buffet of drinks to

1419
01:09:35,840 --> 01:09:38,080
Speaker 3: soothe your hangovers. And I was thinking, I could not

1420
01:09:38,200 --> 01:09:40,400
Speaker 3: be more different. I can only do one thing at

1421
01:09:40,439 --> 01:09:44,120
Speaker 3: a time. I hate mixing anything. I will just do

1422
01:09:44,160 --> 01:09:46,519
Speaker 3: one thing and then I will devour it and then

1423
01:09:46,680 --> 01:09:48,720
Speaker 3: maybe an hour later I can try something else. So

1424
01:09:48,720 --> 01:09:51,919
Speaker 3: they do have mixing the popcorn with a candy.

1425
01:09:52,200 --> 01:09:55,400
Speaker 6: It sounds bad and I've experienced that they did that

1426
01:09:55,479 --> 01:09:58,160
Speaker 6: once at Steve Allen Theater that it's there for Ron

1427
01:09:58,240 --> 01:10:03,360
Speaker 6: Lynch's thing, and this kid grabbed a butterfinger bar opened

1428
01:10:03,360 --> 01:10:05,840
Speaker 6: it creamp he no, he crunched it up while it

1429
01:10:05,880 --> 01:10:09,040
Speaker 6: was still wrapped and opened the popcorn and just kind

1430
01:10:09,040 --> 01:10:11,479
Speaker 6: of dumped the trapnel in there and shook it up.

1431
01:10:11,520 --> 01:10:12,599
Speaker 4: And I'm like, what are you doing?

1432
01:10:13,320 --> 01:10:16,040
Speaker 6: As if it's going to be coating each piece of

1433
01:10:16,080 --> 01:10:21,839
Speaker 6: popcorn snack amateur lunatic white, it's just going to be melted.

1434
01:10:21,880 --> 01:10:23,479
Speaker 6: And in the corner it's melted.

1435
01:10:23,560 --> 01:10:26,679
Speaker 1: That's you brought your own roll of paper towels because

1436
01:10:26,720 --> 01:10:27,320
Speaker 1: you're screwed.

1437
01:10:27,439 --> 01:10:31,960
Speaker 6: It was on every piece, evenly coated, a perfect combination

1438
01:10:32,120 --> 01:10:36,920
Speaker 6: of salty and sweet. I this was, oh my god,

1439
01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:40,439
Speaker 6: it worked. Oh I was like to this day. And

1440
01:10:40,479 --> 01:10:42,639
Speaker 6: then he just was off into the night.

1441
01:10:42,720 --> 01:10:43,880
Speaker 7: You didn't even get. You didn't even get.

1442
01:10:43,880 --> 01:10:46,160
Speaker 3: His name was A rbal Red and bar No.

1443
01:10:46,320 --> 01:10:50,080
Speaker 6: But yeah, I got half that bag of sweet salty.

1444
01:10:49,680 --> 01:10:53,559
Speaker 4: Popcorn and uh and I forgot about it till now.

1445
01:10:53,600 --> 01:10:54,320
Speaker 4: It works great?

1446
01:10:54,560 --> 01:10:55,519
Speaker 3: Wow? Yeah?

1447
01:10:56,640 --> 01:10:58,360
Speaker 1: Sorry, really Chris quick? Chris?

1448
01:10:58,479 --> 01:11:01,040
Speaker 5: Does that mean that on Thanksgiving you eat turkey, then

1449
01:11:01,120 --> 01:11:02,719
Speaker 5: mashed potatoes, then stuffing.

1450
01:11:03,360 --> 01:11:05,559
Speaker 3: I don't even try. I don't even really get stuff

1451
01:11:05,600 --> 01:11:07,559
Speaker 3: on a buffet. I I just I just like the

1452
01:11:07,640 --> 01:11:14,639
Speaker 3: dark meat, and then I'll have pie a minute.

1453
01:11:15,560 --> 01:11:16,400
Speaker 7: I'm a freak.

1454
01:11:16,720 --> 01:11:20,960
Speaker 4: Sorry, you just have them on separate You are a freak.

1455
01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:22,960
Speaker 7: A puppy.

1456
01:11:23,040 --> 01:11:26,479
Speaker 3: Yes, I think I will get cranberry sauce just for

1457
01:11:26,560 --> 01:11:28,120
Speaker 3: the visual, but then I won't eat it.

1458
01:11:28,840 --> 01:11:29,920
Speaker 7: No one actually eats.

1459
01:11:29,960 --> 01:11:34,000
Speaker 6: And it comes out of a two blank sheath formation.

1460
01:11:34,880 --> 01:11:39,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's almost like a cow giving birth. Yeah, the sack.

1461
01:11:39,280 --> 01:11:40,960
Speaker 1: You have to break the sack and then get to

1462
01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:41,680
Speaker 1: your cranberry.

1463
01:11:42,320 --> 01:11:46,439
Speaker 3: My sister always insists on making her own like artisanal cramp,

1464
01:11:46,479 --> 01:11:49,240
Speaker 3: which is also worse than A way. I mean that's cool,

1465
01:11:49,280 --> 01:11:51,080
Speaker 3: but I don't like home. Yeah, I mean this is

1466
01:11:51,080 --> 01:11:52,840
Speaker 3: a this is probably. Yeah, there's always.

1467
01:11:52,560 --> 01:11:55,519
Speaker 4: Twigs of time and yeah, there's shells in there. Yeah,

1468
01:11:55,640 --> 01:11:58,679
Speaker 4: it's weird because it's from the bog.

1469
01:11:58,840 --> 01:12:00,000
Speaker 7: It's from it's a guy.

1470
01:12:00,040 --> 01:12:02,400
Speaker 3: I got the weird guy got it from the bog. Yeah.

1471
01:12:02,800 --> 01:12:05,679
Speaker 1: Yeah there's boots. There's also waiters in there.

1472
01:12:05,920 --> 01:12:08,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, part of a fish hook.

1473
01:12:08,520 --> 01:12:08,880
Speaker 3: I don't know.

1474
01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:16,639
Speaker 6: You're ozark organics. Yeah, I like a gelatinous cylinder. And

1475
01:12:16,479 --> 01:12:17,760
Speaker 6: then and then I ignore it.

1476
01:12:17,760 --> 01:12:21,400
Speaker 3: It's just artificial. Artificial stuff is, for some reason to

1477
01:12:21,520 --> 01:12:24,879
Speaker 3: me so much better. Always.

1478
01:12:25,040 --> 01:12:27,160
Speaker 7: I just I like, I like, I just I don't know.

1479
01:12:27,240 --> 01:12:30,240
Speaker 5: It's only because it's strained, like thank you for taking

1480
01:12:30,280 --> 01:12:33,280
Speaker 5: at least step one. God bless your sister for trying.

1481
01:12:33,360 --> 01:12:39,360
Speaker 1: But it's like that's it's like put it through a filter, please.

1482
01:12:39,200 --> 01:12:42,000
Speaker 3: And she puts like, you know, creepy subtle flavors in

1483
01:12:42,040 --> 01:12:43,920
Speaker 3: which like I just hit me over the head. I

1484
01:12:43,920 --> 01:12:45,800
Speaker 3: don't I don't want like I don't want like a

1485
01:12:45,800 --> 01:12:47,519
Speaker 3: little bit of orange and a little orange.

1486
01:12:48,960 --> 01:12:56,520
Speaker 6: I don't gave me the tart and sweetened rawberry.

1487
01:12:55,040 --> 01:12:57,880
Speaker 1: And get rid of this uti.

1488
01:12:58,120 --> 01:13:01,320
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, eyes for forty eight hours.

1489
01:13:01,560 --> 01:13:04,920
Speaker 1: I want that medicine.

1490
01:13:05,560 --> 01:13:09,880
Speaker 6: I'm sorry, but Anthony Hopkins, I can watch his roast

1491
01:13:10,960 --> 01:13:14,679
Speaker 6: ja jatajj.

1492
01:13:13,520 --> 01:13:15,880
Speaker 3: I keep laughing at it.

1493
01:13:15,880 --> 01:13:19,160
Speaker 4: It's always a sign of us having a lot of fun.

1494
01:13:19,200 --> 01:13:21,559
Speaker 6: When I look down expecting to see that we've gone

1495
01:13:21,640 --> 01:13:23,000
Speaker 6: forty five minutes.

1496
01:13:22,800 --> 01:13:27,639
Speaker 3: And we're over even Yeah, that's that ship. That's now.

1497
01:13:28,240 --> 01:13:30,559
Speaker 4: Oh shit, oh ship, we're having fun.

1498
01:13:31,120 --> 01:13:33,559
Speaker 1: Oh ship. It has to end at some point.

1499
01:13:33,640 --> 01:13:35,200
Speaker 4: I guess who's going to be mad?

1500
01:13:35,280 --> 01:13:37,519
Speaker 1: Well, you do this, you know normally we do this

1501
01:13:37,600 --> 01:13:38,080
Speaker 1: in a car.

1502
01:13:38,360 --> 01:13:39,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's normal.

1503
01:13:39,200 --> 01:13:41,960
Speaker 5: That's that's how this podcast started. So when we get

1504
01:13:41,960 --> 01:13:43,599
Speaker 5: back into the car, would you come back?

1505
01:13:43,680 --> 01:13:44,280
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1506
01:13:44,320 --> 01:13:46,800
Speaker 7: I would love to thank you somewhere that would be

1507
01:13:47,280 --> 01:13:47,680
Speaker 7: put me.

1508
01:13:47,600 --> 01:13:51,640
Speaker 6: Your choice, just not lax like we originally intended every episode.

1509
01:13:52,080 --> 01:13:53,120
Speaker 1: Yeah that was a mistake.

1510
01:13:53,200 --> 01:13:55,080
Speaker 7: Yeah that's so funny though.

1511
01:13:55,160 --> 01:13:58,120
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, take me to take me to Alta

1512
01:13:58,200 --> 01:13:59,040
Speaker 3: Dino or something.

1513
01:14:00,120 --> 01:14:02,720
Speaker 7: Leave me, leave me for the coyos, believe.

1514
01:14:02,439 --> 01:14:04,800
Speaker 1: You at the dairy, make your own way home.

1515
01:14:05,080 --> 01:14:05,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love that.

1516
01:14:05,800 --> 01:14:07,200
Speaker 7: I would love to join you guys in the in

1517
01:14:07,240 --> 01:14:07,559
Speaker 7: the car.

1518
01:14:08,040 --> 01:14:09,920
Speaker 4: Try to be off to the birthplace of milk.

1519
01:14:10,560 --> 01:14:17,320
Speaker 5: Great Alta, Dina. It's so exciting to meet someone that

1520
01:14:17,320 --> 01:14:20,240
Speaker 5: that I really like their work and that they're not

1521
01:14:20,920 --> 01:14:22,640
Speaker 5: that they're exactly what I thought they would be.

1522
01:14:22,760 --> 01:14:22,840
Speaker 3: Like.

1523
01:14:23,080 --> 01:14:25,400
Speaker 1: Thank you very much for being the person that you are.

1524
01:14:25,479 --> 01:14:27,479
Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh wow, that's really sweet. I thank you guys

1525
01:14:27,479 --> 01:14:28,559
Speaker 3: for being the same way.

1526
01:14:28,640 --> 01:14:31,320
Speaker 6: Yeah, I had no, I had no doubts. Not that

1527
01:14:31,400 --> 01:14:34,840
Speaker 6: I'm trying to one up your compliment. Well, but you

1528
01:14:34,880 --> 01:14:35,160
Speaker 6: did it.

1529
01:14:35,439 --> 01:14:38,120
Speaker 5: You know what you did it. There's a compliment for you.

1530
01:14:38,120 --> 01:14:39,080
Speaker 5: You won the compliment.

1531
01:14:39,640 --> 01:14:42,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're so uh watched everything.

1532
01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:43,120
Speaker 3: Uh.

1533
01:14:43,320 --> 01:14:46,719
Speaker 6: Chris has a lot of YouTube content, which is something

1534
01:14:46,760 --> 01:14:49,519
Speaker 6: we all should have been doing the past decade.

1535
01:14:49,800 --> 01:14:52,640
Speaker 5: If you if you haven't seen Chris's video, normies are

1536
01:14:52,640 --> 01:14:56,679
Speaker 5: getting creative, which all I could think about the first

1537
01:14:56,720 --> 01:14:59,200
Speaker 5: time I watched that video is how how did he

1538
01:14:59,280 --> 01:14:59,800
Speaker 5: ever sing this?

1539
01:15:00,120 --> 01:15:00,760
Speaker 1: Second time?

1540
01:15:02,240 --> 01:15:02,759
Speaker 7: I didn't.

1541
01:15:02,880 --> 01:15:05,360
Speaker 3: I didn't. I've never done no one off.

1542
01:15:05,760 --> 01:15:07,160
Speaker 7: I don't we never did it again?

1543
01:15:07,439 --> 01:15:12,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, ay, just record, Yeah, I don't even I couldn't.

1544
01:15:12,080 --> 01:15:12,479
Speaker 3: I don't know.

1545
01:15:12,720 --> 01:15:12,920
Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: And also watch his stand up his stand up story

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Speaker 6: about ending up at a Super Bowl party at Dane

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Speaker 6: Cook's house and also the most relatable and you're not

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Speaker 6: saying anything bad about it. It was the most relatable

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Speaker 6: thing I've ever as someone that doesn't know what to

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Speaker 6: say about football or you know, I just felt that

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Speaker 6: bit so much. It's really really funny and there's a

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Speaker 6: lot of jokes in that story, so watch that one.

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Speaker 4: Specifically.

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Speaker 5: You have some sort of a Chris Fleming dot org

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Speaker 5: where people can go and find your tour dates.

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Speaker 3: Ed you It's I'm a government site. Yeah about you know,

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Speaker 3: it's Chris Fleming. Fleming dot com is where you can

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Speaker 3: find it. Well, thank you guys so much for having me.

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Speaker 4: Thank you for the best.

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Speaker 3: Was wonderful. Thank you.

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Speaker 6: I'll hang up from this and sit in the darkness

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Speaker 6: for a minute. Okay, perfect, you've been listening.

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