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Speaker 1: All right, guys, here we are. It is time for

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Speaker 1: today's comedy roulette. Jay, please set it up for us.

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Speaker 2: Here's how we do it, because we know how to

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Speaker 2: do it. Take three subjects, put them on a wheel.

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Speaker 2: Spun the wheel around, wed stop, we'll do the damn thing.

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Speaker 3: Put them up and spin it.

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Speaker 2: Let me hear what we get, all right.

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Speaker 1: Today's categories are things people whisper in church, Ways you

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Speaker 1: describe someone from outer space. Let me read that one again,

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Speaker 1: Ways you describe someone from outer space.

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Speaker 3: That's what we're doing.

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Speaker 1: Stuff kids say when they want you to babysit, and

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Speaker 1: then stuff kids say when they want you to babysit.

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Speaker 3: All right, got them spin the wheel? Yeah yeah, really

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Speaker 3: out of state? Oh okay, just missed it. It's things

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Speaker 3: people whisper in church. Let's go.

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Speaker 2: Then we go comedy rou lette, Things people whisper in church?

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Speaker 2: Now she know that hat is just too damn big. Seriously,

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Speaker 2: nobody on this rope can see a damn.

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Speaker 3: All right, ja, if we're doing things people whisper in church?

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Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know why I passed that, Like he

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Speaker 1: only want to hear a word from God.

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Speaker 3: I heard one too. Sit down, Oh, wrap it up.

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Speaker 4: Cut your mic on from Oh there, you man, I've

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Speaker 4: been talking ten minutes ago, y'all. Ain't he a thing.

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Speaker 3: Happened?

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Speaker 4: Things people whispering church. You know you know why she

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Speaker 4: lay get into the class. Then she always understudy the past.

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Speaker 4: That's what they be doing. That's what they be doing.

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Speaker 3: Things in church, big dog, Julia Junior. What's the school?

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Speaker 3: I love it? I love it. I love it church.

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Speaker 2: Come things people whispering chef in church. If that old

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Speaker 2: lady hit that tambourine, one more damn time, one more

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Speaker 2: damn time again.

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Speaker 3: Things people say in church. I see they got Satan

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Speaker 3: attendance service this morning.

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Speaker 4: Right, things people whisper in church. He gonna be another

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Speaker 4: damn pass me that flask. You gotta get PERI a

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Speaker 4: little nip out of that. I just need a little nils.

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Speaker 3: People whisper in church.

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Speaker 2: Ju I ain't won't say nothing.

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Speaker 3: He really can't preach. That'd be a comment.

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Speaker 2: Let these people whispering church. You know, praise dancers ain't

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Speaker 2: in the Bible nowhere in the Bible nowhere.

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Speaker 3: Praise the Lord there all right, Things people say in church,

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Speaker 3: whispering church. We all know he got new dances.

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Speaker 2: He ain't got to smile that damn much.

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Speaker 3: It's new grill. Is she coming?

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Speaker 4: Kids? You know that little one has blown her brother

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Speaker 4: and you know that, you.

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Speaker 3: Know, look just like him. Things people whisper in church.

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Speaker 4: We'll close it up to you. What you yeah, I

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Speaker 4: sn't want to hit that lead singer dog.

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Speaker 3: Real right there. I've heard that one so real. All right,

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Speaker 3: thank you guys. That's comedy roulette, ladies and gentlemen.

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