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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important a production of I Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we only talk about what's obviously most

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Speaker 1: crucially integral to the fabric of our very nature. Today

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Speaker 1: we talk about it's a fucking nightmare for me to

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Speaker 1: go to sleep. Whore's life funded Nazis. I was passed

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Speaker 1: out on the couch, probably in like a puddle of

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Speaker 1: my own piz. I'm gonna find him. I'm gonna just

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Speaker 1: beat his ass. Here we go. Did you guys watch

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Speaker 1: the Emmys? Did anybody? Of Course I watched the Emmy's

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Speaker 1: you're jumping right into that. Of course I watched. Ye

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Speaker 1: I'm saying I didn't. I didn't watch it. I had

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Speaker 1: no idea that they even have me neither. I had

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Speaker 1: zero clue my show was nominated for eight Emmys. Now,

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Speaker 1: how does it feel to be an eight time loser?

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Speaker 1: Kyle Goose eggs, Dude, it hurts. Zap zap zap zap,

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Speaker 1: zap zap zap. How it's from straighting? You know, you

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Speaker 1: got the knot. I got the nod and that was

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Speaker 1: cool and it felt really good to like see, you know,

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Speaker 1: the show in the running. But uh, dang man, I

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Speaker 1: didn't know how much I really wanted to win until

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Speaker 1: it started, and then until I lost. And how do

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Speaker 1: you feel now? Now you're pissed? Now that's it. That's

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Speaker 1: exactly I was really piste. I made a video that

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Speaker 1: had no jokes in it, pure rage that I sent

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Speaker 1: to people just to like to get it out of

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Speaker 1: my system. And then the next day I kind of

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Speaker 1: I didn't get one of them videos. No, No, it

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Speaker 1: was a story. I was afraid that you would post it. Like.

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Speaker 1: Then I did the story. The next day, I slept

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Speaker 1: on it and then I worked it out through the story.

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Speaker 1: The story wasn't super rage filled. Yeah, that one seemed

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Speaker 1: like there was a hint of comedy underneath your fiery passion. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: We explained the story for our for our many listeners. Uh,

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Speaker 1: it was just me pretending like I didn't even watched

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Speaker 1: the Emmys, and then I fell asleep right after the

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Speaker 1: Red Carpet, and then that I woke up and saw

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Speaker 1: that Ship's Creak won every Emmy and people love that show.

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Speaker 1: Though my fiancee uh won't shut up about it, and

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Speaker 1: I'm like, there's other comedies out there. Have you seen

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Speaker 1: every episode of Workaholics? And she was like, yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: I have. She hasn't. Haven't you guys seen it personally?

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Speaker 1: Ship's Creek? I have not. I watched six episodes. What's

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Speaker 1: the deal? What's your vibe? Jersey? I stopped watching it,

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Speaker 1: but I gotta tell you. You know who's good in

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Speaker 1: it is my main man, Chris. Chris, Chris Elliott Elliott. Oh,

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Speaker 1: Chris Elliott. Oh yeah, he's in that show. I saw

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Speaker 1: him in the clip. He's funny, solid gold every fucking word.

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Speaker 1: Do you remember a show that I completely forgot about?

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Speaker 1: And then when I was doing some research on a

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Speaker 1: coming up project that we got cooking. But we're not

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Speaker 1: going to release that news here and now. And also

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Speaker 1: there's no news to give under wraps under wrap. I

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Speaker 1: don't even know what he's talking about. But I looked

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Speaker 1: at Eagle Heart. Yeah, his greatest work. God, damn, that

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Speaker 1: show rules. It's so good. Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I didn't know whether to eat it or roll it

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Speaker 1: at the Seven People. Yeah, that's probably one of my

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Speaker 1: favorite shows. Oh my god, that's a fantastic show. Blake,

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Speaker 1: How could the viewers tune into some Eagle Heart? Well,

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Speaker 1: I believe that would be an adult swim program, so

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Speaker 1: you might be able to go on HBO Max and

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Speaker 1: check it out. Since Adult Swim has most of their

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Speaker 1: shows on me, I'll say, out of all the streamers

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Speaker 1: right now, I've been fucking with some Max Baby, I've

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Speaker 1: been I've been in the Max. You guys checking out

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Speaker 1: the vowel. I haven't checked out the vow yet. No,

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Speaker 1: not the vowel. What's that? Now? What? Anybody the vow?

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Speaker 1: Anybody the Nexium sex cult documentary? Oh no? And how

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Speaker 1: do you pronounce it? Because I'm like Nexium Nexium and

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Speaker 1: this is the one where the they all got the

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Speaker 1: same tattoos those it's a brand. It's a brand, so

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Speaker 1: it's like yellow Stone. It's crazy. The leader looks just

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Speaker 1: like Jared Letto, like if he's fucking sexy now I'm watching.

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Speaker 1: Oh so that means you like Jared Letto. I do

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Speaker 1: like Jared Letto, Yes, I do. I think he's a

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Speaker 1: what's your what's your favorite version of Letto? I know mine.

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Speaker 1: I liked him just after Dallas Buyers Club when he

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Speaker 1: got his award and he had the long hair kind

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Speaker 1: of like I look like right now, with like the

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Speaker 1: umbre kind of look exactly like you. No, No, I

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Speaker 1: got the number one. Look, maybe Blake has the same

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Speaker 1: thought here panic room with the corn Rows. Give me

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Speaker 1: gi Oh god damn, give me, gimme. I have it

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Speaker 1: on good authority that Jared Letto bad dick. He's got

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Speaker 1: the bad dick. Oh hey, wait, I got one for that.

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Speaker 1: I am so glad that I'm able to control my penis. Now, wait,

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Speaker 1: what is this bad dick? He's got it? He doesn't.

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Speaker 1: It's not a small dick, it's not a big dick.

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Speaker 1: It's just he gives bad dick. Who cares? Oh? So

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Speaker 1: I know a girl that slept with Jared Letto allegedly, allegedly,

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Speaker 1: and she told me bad dick, he's got the bad dick.

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Speaker 1: That is subjective as fuck. Yeah, hold on, what if

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Speaker 1: it was a bad night out or was this multiple

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Speaker 1: encounters give the guy a break? Well, for sure, one person.

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Speaker 1: Come on, and that makes me believe that my dick

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Speaker 1: has been called a bad dick as well. I'm sure

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Speaker 1: we've all had bad audience. I'm sure we've all had

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Speaker 1: our bouts of bad numerous times. I'm willing to put

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Speaker 1: it on record. I like to believe that he can't

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Speaker 1: have everything. Every showing from Jared leto. It's just a

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Speaker 1: poor showing a hot whimper. He's a selfish lover. I'm

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Speaker 1: not going to give that to you, buddy. You think

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Speaker 1: he just lays, they're not giving it to you. Obviously

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Speaker 1: the woman was not the right woman. He's not throwing

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Speaker 1: it down. Obviously the woman was not the right woman

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Speaker 1: at him. Wow. So you're blaming the woman strong, So

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Speaker 1: you're blaming the woman, Kyle. I'm just putting it out there.

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Speaker 1: I'm not blaming any I'm just putting it out there.

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Speaker 1: It takes two to fuck. You're on time out. This

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Speaker 1: reminds me of John Stamos, how he's like flawless, but

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Speaker 1: then he has like a crazy belly button. I guess what. Okay,

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Speaker 1: John Stamos has like a he has like a weird

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Speaker 1: like gnarl crumpled up belly button. You got a kid, wow,

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Speaker 1: And thank god he does exactly because he's too sexy.

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Speaker 1: You gotta have one thing. I bet Brad Pitt just

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Speaker 1: nasty breath. He's got to have something. He's too sexy. No,

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Speaker 1: I actually, Brad Pitt it doesn't have a butthole. He doesn't. Oh,

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Speaker 1: he ships out of his dick hole. I've heard that

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Speaker 1: he does. I've heard that allegedly would be so bad.

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Speaker 1: I like this. I like that we've gone to Emmy

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Speaker 1: and gossip. Hey we're Hollywood, baby, This is important baby,

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Speaker 1: this Hollywood baby, We're Hollywood, Hwood dog. If there's one

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Speaker 1: thing I know about us. But I mean, back to

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Speaker 1: back to the Emmy us. It really hurt my feelings

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Speaker 1: and um, you know. But then I realized I'm pissed out.

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Speaker 1: But then I realized, come on, it's Eugene Levy and

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Speaker 1: would say even in the comedy game, Charles Barkley was

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Speaker 1: a legend. He didn't get a damn ring. Okay, come on, man,

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Speaker 1: you need the killer instinct, you need the killer instinct.

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Speaker 1: Come on, wait, what are you saying? What does that mean, Blake?

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Speaker 1: I'm saying I don't want him given any not even

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Speaker 1: an inch. To these comedy legends. We want all the awards,

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Speaker 1: we want all the smoke. You're saying that Barkley didn't

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Speaker 1: get one because he didn't have the killer instincts. You're saying,

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Speaker 1: Kyle doesn't have a killer instinct because he didn't win.

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Speaker 1: Oh that is kind of what you're saying. Oh, oh,

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Speaker 1: it's a smoke sessh Kyle backtime. Yeah, what's up? Talk

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Speaker 1: to me, Blake. There's a lot of smoke in here.

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Speaker 1: I just want you to be I'm pissed out and

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Speaker 1: go and get it next year, buddy, Well, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: want you to be I'm pissed now. Oh yeah, dude,

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Speaker 1: watch me two. We're about to sweep. I can't wait

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Speaker 1: to see the project. All right, Yes, just Creek is

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Speaker 1: going off the air, so they're paving the way for you, baby. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're welcome. Right, one of those years will be the

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Speaker 1: last season and what they'll give us the Emmy's right,

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Speaker 1: you better kiss the fucking ring a. Dan Levy boy,

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Speaker 1: he's letting y'all win. Oh boy, his speeches were like

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Speaker 1: they were maddening to me. When he's like he basically

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Speaker 1: did you watch that? Because dude, I was like, I

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Speaker 1: wanted to know if we won. What do you mean?

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Speaker 1: I'm on my the Shadows text thread, so I'm participating

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Speaker 1: with all the producers and writers and all that. Yo,

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Speaker 1: haven't you ever driven past the nightclub and seen the

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Speaker 1: to that fucking nightclub. This is the same ship, Like,

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Speaker 1: what do you what are you trying to win? Like,

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Speaker 1: it's not that great in there. There we go, hot take. No,

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Speaker 1: I know, but I watched it. It's like whatever, I

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Speaker 1: was nominated, so it's like, okay, cool, let's see what's up, Kyle.

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Speaker 1: that you watched. Yeah. But then Dan Levy wins it

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Speaker 1: Wow did I do that? Wow? Yeah? Exactly. Man, He's

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Speaker 1: Steve Urkel the Awards speech. Hey, but it is. Hey,

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Speaker 1: you know a lot of EMMY voters are listening into this, Kyle,

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Speaker 1: and and they don't like a sore loser. Okay, a

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Speaker 1: lot of EMMY voters. If I know our podcast that

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Speaker 1: Emmy voters across the land are tuning in. I apologize,

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Speaker 1: I apologize. I'd like to retract my statement about Dan Levy.

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Speaker 1: I would love to give you the floor, Kyle. I

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Speaker 1: would love for you to have a chance to give

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Speaker 1: your Emmy Award speech right now, if I could get

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Speaker 1: through the tears, let's hear it. Okay, And the winner

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Speaker 1: for Scuzzies Looking director goes to what the fun Best

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Speaker 1: me a real award. Come on, Well, what were you

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Speaker 1: nominated for? I don't even know what were you personally

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Speaker 1: nominated for? Well, the show was nominated for Best Comedic Show.

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Speaker 1: I got a speech for that, the one that you

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Speaker 1: award for Best Comedy. No, there was none of those.

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Speaker 1: I was not. I got snubbed in the director category.

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Speaker 1: We got a lot of ship. Okay, all right, Well,

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Speaker 1: but you would have gotten an award for Best Comedy,

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Speaker 1: correct for Best Comedy Series, Outstanding Comedy, and you would

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Speaker 1: Now what we do in the Shadows? Kyle knew a check,

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Speaker 1: I would say, thank you so much for having me

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Speaker 1: as a part of this team. I Tyka, if you

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Speaker 1: me to direct the show, that'd be fantastic. Also, he's

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Speaker 1: You don't need to waste time back all right, mate, Tyca,

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Speaker 1: if you could get back to me on how what

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Speaker 1: once again. I mean, who knows what number podcast. This

418
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:29,440
Speaker 1: is sixty nine, but as you know, the podcast doesn't

419
00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:34,439
Speaker 1: get good until around five or thirty or sixty nine. Well,

420
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:36,280
Speaker 1: if we are sixty nine and we should be good

421
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:41,320
Speaker 1: right now, come on, man, Well we're getting better. Yeah yeah,

422
00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:44,920
Speaker 1: did someone say we were getting better? I like Adams

423
00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:53,800
Speaker 1: is as good, if not better. Yeah, baby, oh right, Ventura,

424
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:58,359
Speaker 1: this one is fired though, piss out. Yes, that is great. Yeah,

425
00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:01,320
Speaker 1: I feel like Kyle could do that. What is that from?

426
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:04,680
Speaker 1: I feel like a fun that's idiot, Yeah, that's Lex

427
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:07,840
Speaker 1: luger Man. That's a wrestling When he like grabs the

428
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:09,960
Speaker 1: fucking shirt and he's like a T shirt, he can't

429
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:12,440
Speaker 1: he grabs a shirt to rip it. He can't rip it,

430
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:15,439
Speaker 1: he says to Billy off screen. Your T shirts are

431
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:20,719
Speaker 1: too type Billy. It's that's the best. When you are

432
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:22,879
Speaker 1: angry and you try to like break something and do

433
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:26,840
Speaker 1: something and you can't, Like when baseball player try to

434
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:30,000
Speaker 1: break a bat on his knee, just hurting himself. Oh

435
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:34,200
Speaker 1: my god, it's gotta hurt so bad. The coolest is

436
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:36,600
Speaker 1: when you see him and they just can do it calmly,

437
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:38,800
Speaker 1: like how Bo Jackson would just do it and it

438
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:41,440
Speaker 1: looked so easy. Have you ever tried to break a

439
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:44,080
Speaker 1: baseball bat on your knee as hard as fuck? No,

440
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:46,680
Speaker 1: constantly trying, but you know it's funny. I feel like

441
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:49,879
Speaker 1: for bo Jackson, the bat broke before it even hit

442
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:52,840
Speaker 1: the leg. It was like, we're not we're gonna break leg.

443
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:55,960
Speaker 1: I just saw the leg coming. He probably did it

444
00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:58,760
Speaker 1: with already cracked bats, for sure. The sound of a

445
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:00,600
Speaker 1: crack bat and then he's like, look it like a

446
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:03,560
Speaker 1: skateboarder when they're like, I just cracked the deck. Now

447
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:06,320
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stomp on this thing and it's gonna be dope. Right,

448
00:25:06,359 --> 00:25:08,800
Speaker 1: we're talking about bo Jackson, the pound for pound strongest

449
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:10,920
Speaker 1: person in the history of the planet, right is he?

450
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:14,800
Speaker 1: And Kyle's talking about Tony Hawk, the strongest skater of

451
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:18,080
Speaker 1: all time. He ran so hard that when someone grabbed

452
00:25:18,119 --> 00:25:20,320
Speaker 1: onto his leg and he kept going and stride, it

453
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:24,000
Speaker 1: pulled his femur out of the hip socket. And when

454
00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:26,440
Speaker 1: he said he told the doctors that because he was

455
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:28,639
Speaker 1: too strong. Yeah, So he tried to keep going but

456
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:30,600
Speaker 1: there was a full grown man holding onto it, and

457
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:32,840
Speaker 1: he told the doctors like, yeah, when he grabbed it

458
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:34,119
Speaker 1: on the hip came out of the sock, and the

459
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:36,879
Speaker 1: doctors were like, well, that's impossible, that doesn't happen, but

460
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,480
Speaker 1: like let's get you to the sidelines and get you

461
00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:40,800
Speaker 1: fixed up. Then they took him the hospital and inspected

462
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:43,959
Speaker 1: it and they were like, yeah, you you pulled your

463
00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:46,199
Speaker 1: hip out of your socket. And that dude still has

464
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:48,720
Speaker 1: the record for the forty Back when dudes were running

465
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:52,120
Speaker 1: in like ruse and ship, like running in what he's

466
00:25:52,119 --> 00:25:58,120
Speaker 1: a he's a freaking nature kangaroos. Ruse kangaroos, kangaroos. It's

467
00:25:58,119 --> 00:26:01,080
Speaker 1: a it's a shoe brand. Like before they had like

468
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:04,640
Speaker 1: legit spikes in football, they had like the rubber pattern

469
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:08,040
Speaker 1: bottoms like Walter Payton used to rock him huh tight,

470
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:14,960
Speaker 1: oh sweetness thru the ruse babying some bruise. This is important.

471
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,800
Speaker 1: Bo Jackson's strongest man alive. I do kind of remember

472
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:20,159
Speaker 1: those Yeah you don't remember. Bo Jackson was a fucking

473
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:23,399
Speaker 1: freak dude, No, I do. I just remember him from baseball.

474
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:25,640
Speaker 1: He like ran through the wall in the outfield, which

475
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:28,280
Speaker 1: was so cool. Oh yeah, that was sick. I remember

476
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:30,159
Speaker 1: when he played baseball, and I knew he was like

477
00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:32,960
Speaker 1: very strong I did have a pet turtle when I

478
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:36,320
Speaker 1: was a child, and I named him after Bo Jackson

479
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:39,720
Speaker 1: because the turtle was resilient and kept trying to get

480
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:41,480
Speaker 1: up out of the water. It was stuck one day

481
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:47,160
Speaker 1: and it just kept working and working, and it was tenacious,

482
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:49,080
Speaker 1: and it got up and out of the water. And

483
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:51,439
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, you're Bo Jackson. Man, Well can

484
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:54,360
Speaker 1: I say that. I think that's a stupid fucking name

485
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:59,520
Speaker 1: for that turtle. Why because he wasn't known for his tenacity.

486
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,280
Speaker 1: Oh you see how much my knowledge of Bo Jackson is.

487
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:04,920
Speaker 1: I was obviously just glomming on to pop culture. You

488
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:08,520
Speaker 1: should have named that turtle like Cal Ripken Jr. Or

489
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:12,560
Speaker 1: just or Bo bow staff for Donna Tello, because it's

490
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:15,440
Speaker 1: a turtle, Yeah, Donna Tello. Well, the other turtle was

491
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:19,440
Speaker 1: named Donna Tello. My brother named yeah, the turtle Donna Tello,

492
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:23,760
Speaker 1: and I couldn't. I couldn't do that, So Donna, yeah

493
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:26,840
Speaker 1: you could. You're the older brother. Jacket's name would be like,

494
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,480
Speaker 1: my turtle's name is Donna Tello. I know I probably

495
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:31,639
Speaker 1: shouldn't have name the turtle bow. I probably shouldn't have.

496
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:34,480
Speaker 1: If you should have named that turtle better Donna Tello.

497
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:37,200
Speaker 1: That would have been so sick, such a boss ass

498
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:40,639
Speaker 1: older brother, move older brother, just flex. Oh you're naming

499
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:43,119
Speaker 1: your turtle Donna Tello. Cool mina. I think I was

500
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:47,520
Speaker 1: gonna name mine better Donna Tello. Remember when we were

501
00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:53,520
Speaker 1: gonna start a band called better than Aerosmith. That's still

502
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:56,520
Speaker 1: a solid name for and do all no doubt covers

503
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:01,800
Speaker 1: hit nothing but hits. That would be amazing. That's a

504
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:04,240
Speaker 1: great concept for a band, better than know Smith. And

505
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:08,720
Speaker 1: we just opened with Spider Webs. Sp I call you that.

506
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:11,760
Speaker 1: I would be fantastic. Did you have a horn section

507
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:14,080
Speaker 1: we were going to and I play the trumpets, and

508
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:16,399
Speaker 1: we've got to have so many cool things. You have

509
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:20,080
Speaker 1: no idea? Yeah, Adam, and I dared to dream. Yeah.

510
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:23,160
Speaker 1: We would smoke a lot of weed out of our

511
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:26,080
Speaker 1: fire pit, which is essentially a trash can that we

512
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:27,919
Speaker 1: just had a bunch of ship on fire in our

513
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:32,200
Speaker 1: backyard that's right, um dangerously close to the side of

514
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:35,440
Speaker 1: the house. And we would just get really high sitting

515
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:38,760
Speaker 1: on furniture that we stole from not stole, but it

516
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:41,600
Speaker 1: was trash furniture that was on the side of the road.

517
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:44,640
Speaker 1: We were back there that definitely there was rats and

518
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:49,320
Speaker 1: other vermin, vermin living inside of it, varmit, and we

519
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:51,760
Speaker 1: would get high and you know, come with some master

520
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:56,440
Speaker 1: plans of starting bandspired to dream. Yeah. Yeah, I want

521
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:59,840
Speaker 1: to say I have a recording of Adam and Less

522
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:04,840
Speaker 1: of brainstorming from like two thousand two. That's fucking epic.

523
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 1: I think it's still on my phone unless it got

524
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:09,680
Speaker 1: lost in the transfers. I need to hear that. It's

525
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:12,240
Speaker 1: an audio, Yeah, like a voice memo. What are some

526
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:15,840
Speaker 1: of these brainstorms? What do we cook up? Knowing us

527
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:18,840
Speaker 1: we'll dust it off and pitch it. I can't remember.

528
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:22,160
Speaker 1: I think it was Dorms. It was Dorms with the Z.

529
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:24,320
Speaker 1: I don't know if Dorms had a Z. I think

530
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:27,040
Speaker 1: it had an S. That should be a cartoon, honestly,

531
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:28,760
Speaker 1: it did. It had an S, and I think it

532
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:31,080
Speaker 1: had an S. I remember having a conversation where we're

533
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 1: Dorms was a pilot that DERs and I wrote when

534
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:37,680
Speaker 1: we first met each other in like two thousand four

535
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:39,840
Speaker 1: or three or four or something like that, and I

536
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:42,520
Speaker 1: remember having a real conversation meaning like are we going

537
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:45,280
Speaker 1: Z or we're gonna go classic S? I think we

538
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:48,280
Speaker 1: went classic s just to be like, no, we're not

539
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:50,800
Speaker 1: We're not Z boys, We're not going Z boys. Strong move.

540
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:53,240
Speaker 1: This is when Adam was sneaking out of the house

541
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:56,000
Speaker 1: to write with somebody, and it's like, where were you?

542
00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:59,520
Speaker 1: I was writing with who? Just a friend of mine

543
00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:01,440
Speaker 1: that you guys don't know that you're not friends with

544
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:04,480
Speaker 1: so only friends with him? So well, we were going

545
00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:07,440
Speaker 1: to do this improv video, but um, I guess you're

546
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:10,240
Speaker 1: a writer now. Uh No, I can double dip, I

547
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:12,600
Speaker 1: can do both, so I'm also friends. I think it's

548
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:15,040
Speaker 1: kind of commitment to the improv or a commitment to

549
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:19,600
Speaker 1: the writing. Definitely, yes, and I will be the star

550
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:22,360
Speaker 1: of your video. No. I do remember being a little

551
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:26,320
Speaker 1: bit like, what's going on here? I'll piss now? Thank you?

552
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:29,880
Speaker 1: Are you okay with it now? Of course? I remember

553
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:34,400
Speaker 1: the first night that I brought dirts around, he got

554
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:38,120
Speaker 1: in a fight with our upstairs neighbors. Shouting match. Shouting match,

555
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:41,200
Speaker 1: a shouting match, not a fist fight. I haven't heard

556
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:42,880
Speaker 1: that term in a while. I gotta bring that back.

557
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:47,600
Speaker 1: We were upstairs and for whatever reason, Derst was saying

558
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:49,400
Speaker 1: something and they were like, what the funk are you

559
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:51,560
Speaker 1: doing here? Who are you get out of here? But like,

560
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:53,719
Speaker 1: you guys lived in a duplex, so you guys were

561
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:59,320
Speaker 1: triplex so yeah, you can try and plex me. So

562
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:03,000
Speaker 1: you guys of downstairs. Other people lived upstairs. It was

563
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:06,400
Speaker 1: like a co party. I was upstairs and then everyone

564
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:08,800
Speaker 1: I knew went downstairs and then they just turned me

565
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:10,600
Speaker 1: and they're like, who the funk are you? And I

566
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 1: was like, I'm friends with the guys downstairs. And then

567
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:15,080
Speaker 1: some dudes were like, get the funk out of here,

568
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:19,200
Speaker 1: and I was like, whoa, hey man, they're flexing. They

569
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:22,400
Speaker 1: triplexed on me. You were too big for the party.

570
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:25,000
Speaker 1: That's what happens that that only happens to big guys.

571
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:27,760
Speaker 1: They never do that to me. People are like, you

572
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:30,600
Speaker 1: could stay a little rascal. I did say. They were like,

573
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:33,600
Speaker 1: get the funk out here, and I was like, okay,

574
00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:38,600
Speaker 1: carry me out. You drew a line with a neighbor.

575
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:41,200
Speaker 1: It didn't go over well, and you want me to

576
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:45,360
Speaker 1: carry you huh, because I will carry you uh. And

577
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:47,920
Speaker 1: then I was like okay, I'll go. And then they

578
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,640
Speaker 1: like went to to get Kyle and I was like

579
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:54,160
Speaker 1: getting my DVDs back from Adam that he had borrowed. Well,

580
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:56,360
Speaker 1: I was laying on I was passed out on the couch,

581
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:58,480
Speaker 1: probably in like a puddle of my own piss because

582
00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:01,560
Speaker 1: I used to piss the foods on all this. No,

583
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:04,600
Speaker 1: you had just fought Adam. Yes, Kyle, it just fought me.

584
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:06,680
Speaker 1: That doesn't mean I wasn't in a puddle of my

585
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:10,200
Speaker 1: own piss. Sure that is true. I'll piss now. He

586
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:12,280
Speaker 1: might have pissed himself when he kept showing me his

587
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:15,960
Speaker 1: hands high piss, kept showing me his hands saying, oh,

588
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:20,560
Speaker 1: you're so looking at and connect with these big chick hands. Right.

589
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:23,760
Speaker 1: We talked about that story, and this connects directly with

590
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:27,200
Speaker 1: this story because then I remember waking up in a

591
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:30,560
Speaker 1: haze and hearing a shouting match going on in my

592
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:33,840
Speaker 1: living room, to which I took the side of my

593
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:36,360
Speaker 1: neighbors because I knew them. I had no idea who

594
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:39,800
Speaker 1: the fuck you were at that point, No idea, that's

595
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:42,200
Speaker 1: not And then I was getting my DVDs and it

596
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:44,320
Speaker 1: looked like I was stealing from you, and you were like,

597
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:46,200
Speaker 1: oh are you I'm like, yeah, you were taking the

598
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:49,480
Speaker 1: Arrested Development DVD and the Jamie Fox DVD, And I said,

599
00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:51,760
Speaker 1: you can't fucking take those. And I said, these are

600
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:54,920
Speaker 1: my Those are adam Friends DVDs. I said, I think

601
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:58,280
Speaker 1: I'm Adam's friend because these are my DVDs. I said,

602
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:01,880
Speaker 1: I'm as dear friend. And by the way, me and

603
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,840
Speaker 1: Kyle have just gotten in a fight forty minutes before this,

604
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:08,440
Speaker 1: and uh, I love that Kyle standing up for my

605
00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:11,720
Speaker 1: friends DVDs. Well, we got in a fight over some

606
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:14,080
Speaker 1: bs with a girl. I was, I can get past

607
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:16,800
Speaker 1: that easily. You know what I mean is bros for sure?

608
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:19,120
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. Kyle was just looking to

609
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:23,000
Speaker 1: fight somebody that night. I think, yeah, he had demons. Yeah,

610
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:25,360
Speaker 1: he was trying to fight. Well, this is you know

611
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:29,040
Speaker 1: I I it didn't stop. I stopped drinking six years

612
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:31,120
Speaker 1: ago because when I got drunk, I was looking for it,

613
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:34,040
Speaker 1: you know. And I said, Kyle, why don't you carry

614
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:41,120
Speaker 1: me out? That's this dudes catch? Why don't you carry

615
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:43,680
Speaker 1: me out? Adam? How did that end? Did you get

616
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:45,640
Speaker 1: in the middle of it? Well, I remember coming into

617
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:49,600
Speaker 1: the room, like hearing you being like, there's a Radams

618
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:52,720
Speaker 1: freads DVDs, and then Dars being like, I think I'm

619
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:56,200
Speaker 1: Adam's Fred And then You're like I don't know you.

620
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:58,640
Speaker 1: And then I come in and I'm like, that's my

621
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:02,959
Speaker 1: friend Kyle. I write with him. Oh, this is who

622
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:07,080
Speaker 1: you've been sneaking off to to write. Huh, that's what

623
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:10,480
Speaker 1: it was about, the jealousy. This is why you won't

624
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:14,480
Speaker 1: improv with me. But our guitar hero was all improv

625
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:19,120
Speaker 1: Why do you think you need to write? Dude? So real?

626
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:24,480
Speaker 1: Oh so that's why you missed we bowling last week? Right? Okay?

627
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:26,200
Speaker 1: I thought we were in the league. So that's why

628
00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:29,560
Speaker 1: you missed we bowling practice. You just you took off.

629
00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:31,239
Speaker 1: I don't know. Did you walk back to your place?

630
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:35,920
Speaker 1: You were wasted? I walked home to West Hollywood. Jesus,

631
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:39,000
Speaker 1: how is that? Which? We were mid city l A.

632
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:42,120
Speaker 1: Which that's a hell of a wa. This is miles

633
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:46,919
Speaker 1: and I'm wearing Clark's Wallabies. Let's just say it wasn't

634
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:51,520
Speaker 1: a great water. No, no shade to wallabies. No shade

635
00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:54,479
Speaker 1: to wallabies. We're looking for a sponsor. I just don't

636
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:57,480
Speaker 1: walk four miles in them. Yeah, they're more for pimping.

637
00:34:57,680 --> 00:34:59,600
Speaker 1: And then the next day Adams like, you want to

638
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:01,880
Speaker 1: go see a movie, and I'm like, what movies like

639
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:04,080
Speaker 1: Kung Fu? Hustle and I'm like, yeah, I'll go see that.

640
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,680
Speaker 1: And then when we get there, who else is there?

641
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:12,080
Speaker 1: Guess who's there is there? Yeah, he arranged this whole thing.

642
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:15,880
Speaker 1: He arranged it so we could squash the beef match,

643
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:20,239
Speaker 1: make a match, Make make me a match, Learn how

644
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:23,439
Speaker 1: to improv, learn how to write? And we love that movie,

645
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:25,480
Speaker 1: didn't we? Orders? It's so good? And do you remember

646
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:27,760
Speaker 1: what I said? Yes, said carry me to my seat.

647
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:32,080
Speaker 1: I oh god, damn Blake trying to get my little

648
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:40,280
Speaker 1: joke on and you're just like, sorry, Brad, alright, Blake's

649
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:42,560
Speaker 1: heating up. You're going in this movie? Would you mind

650
00:35:42,719 --> 00:35:46,880
Speaker 1: carrying me in? I remember the first time I asked

651
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,319
Speaker 1: Puders if if he wanted to do if we wanted

652
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:51,920
Speaker 1: to write together, or if we should write together, hang

653
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:55,000
Speaker 1: out or whatever. I remember I my car had broken

654
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:59,120
Speaker 1: down and our ex roommate Christine was there to pick

655
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:02,359
Speaker 1: me up, and she was like from Second City where

656
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:04,880
Speaker 1: we were doing improp together. Yeah, well, I was getting

657
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,520
Speaker 1: We had just done improv class and we're coming out

658
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:10,000
Speaker 1: of class and Diors was so funny. And I remember

659
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:12,479
Speaker 1: standing on the corner like like I'm asking a dude

660
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:15,160
Speaker 1: out and was like, yeah, so you're really funny, dude.

661
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:17,880
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you two man, you're really funny. Uh. Do

662
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:20,000
Speaker 1: you want to like get together and like riot or

663
00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:23,600
Speaker 1: like you know, figure something out? And Doors was like,

664
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:26,120
Speaker 1: oh hell yeah, yeah, you know, here's my number. Stand up.

665
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:31,440
Speaker 1: That's crazy man. Yeah, okay, thank you. I D have

666
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:35,279
Speaker 1: balls and uh. And then Christine was like honking at

667
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:38,200
Speaker 1: me and she goes, Adam, what the funk are you doing?

668
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:41,880
Speaker 1: And I get into in the car and she was

669
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:44,680
Speaker 1: like what was that about? And I'm like, I'm sucking him.

670
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:48,319
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna suck this guy. I think I'll

671
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:53,280
Speaker 1: be sucking yeah baby, yeah, baby. And that happened twice.

672
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:56,719
Speaker 1: So then after that we made that pilot the right.

673
00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:59,080
Speaker 1: Is that the first thing that we made together? Like

674
00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:02,680
Speaker 1: they had the incarnation of crossbows and mustaches in it? Yeah?

675
00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:04,799
Speaker 1: Is that the first thing we ever did together? I mean,

676
00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:06,279
Speaker 1: I don't know if that was the first thing, but

677
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:09,440
Speaker 1: that was. Yeah. I think we just fucking bit it off. Yeah,

678
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:11,400
Speaker 1: I think that was the first thing. Yeah, and it

679
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:13,880
Speaker 1: holds up, it's still perfect. That's when Blake came up.

680
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:17,200
Speaker 1: Well I remember, and this is like, what's so great

681
00:37:17,239 --> 00:37:21,000
Speaker 1: about just being young and little naive and just kind

682
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:23,759
Speaker 1: of going for it is I did stand up and

683
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:28,920
Speaker 1: some like low level casting assistant from MTV. It was like, wow, uh,

684
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:31,240
Speaker 1: I've never seen you before. I really like your stuff.

685
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:33,160
Speaker 1: If you have any stuff, to send it over. And

686
00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:35,880
Speaker 1: they gave me their card and I'm like, guys, I'm

687
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:39,360
Speaker 1: plugged into MTV. We've got a direct connection. Now we've

688
00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:42,800
Speaker 1: we've got to do this, We've made it all. What

689
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,759
Speaker 1: was MTV making at that time? Human Giant had just

690
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:51,080
Speaker 1: come out. Oh so we were like probably the Loan

691
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:53,760
Speaker 1: we Island had just gone over to SNL or close

692
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:58,000
Speaker 1: to that, and Human Giant was Paul Sheer, Rob Hubile

693
00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:02,920
Speaker 1: and Disease I'm sorry, sketch comedy show. That was right.

694
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:09,320
Speaker 1: And Bobby Bobby was a little kid's name, the little know,

695
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:13,759
Speaker 1: the little black dude. No, that's mad TV J. The

696
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:16,400
Speaker 1: little kid, the man that's ten years older than you.

697
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:21,120
Speaker 1: He is kind of shaped like a toddler a little bit.

698
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:24,000
Speaker 1: What's up with what is up with Bobby J? Because

699
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,040
Speaker 1: he has to be like twenty two years old? Right, Yeah,

700
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:29,080
Speaker 1: that's a great question. Damn. Bobby J was on fire.

701
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:31,359
Speaker 1: He had like the I know but let's keep it real.

702
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:35,520
Speaker 1: He was like the best improvising eight year old you've

703
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:38,279
Speaker 1: ever seen your entire life. Right, But then when you're

704
00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:40,680
Speaker 1: like twenty, a lot of people are pretty good at

705
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:43,440
Speaker 1: improv and you don't stand out as much. You know,

706
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:46,360
Speaker 1: I'm sure he'll have his surgeons. But he was like

707
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:49,880
Speaker 1: a fucking genius. He was so good, dude, and he

708
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:52,879
Speaker 1: would just scream and do Michael Jackson impressions. Dude. Back

709
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:55,080
Speaker 1: to Adam saying how he got the card for MTV.

710
00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:57,600
Speaker 1: I used to be because I was editing that thing

711
00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:00,640
Speaker 1: and treating it like a job, like editing teen hours

712
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:03,400
Speaker 1: a day and not working anywhere else. Yeah, you're like

713
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:08,240
Speaker 1: quitting work but having massive, massive fights with my parents,

714
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:12,360
Speaker 1: pissed now about how I am going to make it.

715
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:15,960
Speaker 1: I'm going to make it. This is the ticket, this

716
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:19,040
Speaker 1: is it. I have no other choice but to make this.

717
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:21,319
Speaker 1: And you were right, and you were right. I had

718
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:23,000
Speaker 1: to think that way. We all thought that way. We

719
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:25,680
Speaker 1: were all like, yeah, fucking line to our parents saying

720
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:27,680
Speaker 1: we were closer than we were. Yeah, we all, I

721
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:29,920
Speaker 1: mean we believed we were closer than we were. And

722
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,520
Speaker 1: every time we got to be passionate about it, we

723
00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:35,960
Speaker 1: we were just as passionate as everybody who gets the razzies.

724
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:38,080
Speaker 1: You know, Well, that's what what I'm saying. You have

725
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:41,160
Speaker 1: to be delusional in thinking that you are close enough

726
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:43,880
Speaker 1: or else you never will be. If you are just

727
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 1: fully you're you're you understand where you're at, and you uh,

728
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:50,800
Speaker 1: you're not striving for more and you're not going for it,

729
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:53,120
Speaker 1: then you're not gonna make it. That's why whenever you

730
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:56,200
Speaker 1: meet a huge star, they're crazy. Yeah, they're the ones

731
00:39:56,239 --> 00:39:58,640
Speaker 1: who believed it the most, that like the world revolved

732
00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:01,160
Speaker 1: around them and you're like, oh, wow, we we just

733
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:03,960
Speaker 1: we just had a conversation and you weren't there. Yeah,

734
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:06,120
Speaker 1: there's a reason you know Tom Cruise is a fucking

735
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:09,359
Speaker 1: lunatic is because he's But there's also those there's those

736
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:12,960
Speaker 1: looney tunes who you can also tell like you're kind

737
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:14,239
Speaker 1: of like, you know, you're not going to make it,

738
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:16,839
Speaker 1: even though you have that weird as attitude where it's

739
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:20,160
Speaker 1: like yeah, baby, yeah, well, for sure, you have to

740
00:40:20,239 --> 00:40:23,719
Speaker 1: be talented, but that the mixture of talent and being

741
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:26,560
Speaker 1: able to follow through and go after your dreams there

742
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:28,360
Speaker 1: has to be a good mix there, as opposed to

743
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:31,239
Speaker 1: just like a full blown lunatic who's like I'm the

744
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:35,000
Speaker 1: president that works too. There's like the work ethic. If

745
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:37,560
Speaker 1: you're crazy and willing to show up in work hard,

746
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:41,080
Speaker 1: you'll win. If you're crazy. But you think you're gifted

747
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:43,719
Speaker 1: and that like everybody else is lucky to be around you,

748
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:46,640
Speaker 1: you're probably fucked. And we know a few people like

749
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:49,560
Speaker 1: that that we saw in the sketch game where you're like, wow,

750
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:52,879
Speaker 1: that that guy's funny. I heard his catch group hasn't

751
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:56,239
Speaker 1: seen him in six weeks though, because no matter how

752
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:58,400
Speaker 1: talented you are, you have to put that time in

753
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:01,520
Speaker 1: because everybody's so just missive where they're like, there's so

754
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 1: many talented people here and in the same game as you.

755
00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:07,839
Speaker 1: You have to be able to work harder than them.

756
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:10,240
Speaker 1: That's what's going to set you apart, because you're essentially

757
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:12,879
Speaker 1: replaceable by the harder worker. And if you don't work

758
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:15,440
Speaker 1: hard and you spend all your parents money, your dad's

759
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:23,239
Speaker 1: gonna say this now nice, so smooth, so smooth, like

760
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:36,680
Speaker 1: you soundblo man, I'm telling you, bro, I will say

761
00:41:36,719 --> 00:41:39,400
Speaker 1: it maybe a little slow on the delivery, because um,

762
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:46,239
Speaker 1: I quit drinking coffee two weeks ago. Why this is important. Now,

763
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:49,000
Speaker 1: this is important, Kyle. I love. I kind of got

764
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:51,399
Speaker 1: inspired by you, you know, cutting things out of your life.

765
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:56,359
Speaker 1: I quit drinking coffee, and it's how were your headaches? Man?

766
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:59,239
Speaker 1: That's what I noticed with the coffee, it gets you.

767
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:04,919
Speaker 1: I didn't so much have headaches as I literally could

768
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:09,280
Speaker 1: never woke up throughout the entire day, like for about

769
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:13,000
Speaker 1: four days straight. I felt like I needed to go

770
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:16,200
Speaker 1: right back to bed. Right. But but how's the red bull?

771
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:19,640
Speaker 1: How's the red bull? Gull? You're just doing well? That's

772
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:21,600
Speaker 1: the other thing. I have a ten am red bull.

773
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:25,840
Speaker 1: I have a noon line of cocaine and a slice

774
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:29,279
Speaker 1: of orange. So two weeks, man, that's that's that's good. Yeah,

775
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:31,880
Speaker 1: And I specifically did it for two weeks just to

776
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:33,719
Speaker 1: talk about it right here, and now I think I'm

777
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:36,799
Speaker 1: gonna go do it again tomorrow. I was just gonna say, Blake,

778
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:39,520
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck, but do you? I don't,

779
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:41,840
Speaker 1: I don't care. Well, I want to do some coffee

780
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:45,120
Speaker 1: talk on this pod. Alright. Hey, that's that's gonna be

781
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:49,759
Speaker 1: Blake's segment of the podcastffe Talk with let's have a

782
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:53,840
Speaker 1: shouting match about Joe. I'm into it, man, I'm into it.

783
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:56,399
Speaker 1: I love me some coffee. I do like to cut

784
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:58,120
Speaker 1: it out every once in a while, But what is

785
00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:02,040
Speaker 1: the reason for quitting coffee? Why stop? Okay, I'm glad

786
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:04,600
Speaker 1: you guys asked that, because I don't. I feel like

787
00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:06,560
Speaker 1: I don't know if other people have this, but I

788
00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:10,839
Speaker 1: feel like every seventh not in a day, but every

789
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:14,600
Speaker 1: seventh cup of coffee I have, it goes in increments

790
00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:17,480
Speaker 1: of seven. You're my smartest friend. Go ahead of it.

791
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:25,719
Speaker 1: I drink the coffee, Get fucking furious. Whoa Yeah, like

792
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:29,840
Speaker 1: I get coffee, anger, coffee rage. Hey, we'll go seven.

793
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:32,080
Speaker 1: Not in a day, That's what I'm no, that's what

794
00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:33,759
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I'm saying, not in a day. It's like

795
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:36,360
Speaker 1: it seems like every seventh cup I have in a

796
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:40,279
Speaker 1: week or a set of time, I'm I'm furious. Well,

797
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:43,439
Speaker 1: that for sure definitely seems like a thing that you're

798
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:46,600
Speaker 1: making up in your head. Whether it happens is for sure,

799
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:49,479
Speaker 1: you know true if you say it's true. But that's

800
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:52,879
Speaker 1: not like a Okay, well that's seven in a day,

801
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:55,520
Speaker 1: and you're writing that caffeine high and maybe that seventh

802
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:58,000
Speaker 1: cup it's what takes you over the But if it's

803
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,800
Speaker 1: a through a week. That's it started to get closer

804
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:02,799
Speaker 1: and closer to each other. And it seemed like every

805
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:06,520
Speaker 1: cup I drank, I was just extremely furious and sweaty,

806
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:10,239
Speaker 1: and almost immediately after. The sweats are a real thing

807
00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:13,080
Speaker 1: with coffee, if you're ingesting caffeine all the time or

808
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:16,000
Speaker 1: have too much. I do notice that my sweats is

809
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:19,880
Speaker 1: like fucking crazy. You don't mind sweating. Well, it's hot coffee,

810
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:22,200
Speaker 1: it's warm. No, I only drink ice. I never drink

811
00:44:22,239 --> 00:44:25,399
Speaker 1: hot coffee. No, I refused to drink hot coffee. It's

812
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:28,360
Speaker 1: the caffeine. It's not the heat of the actual beverage,

813
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:30,640
Speaker 1: it's the caffeine itself. I don't know if I could

814
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:34,200
Speaker 1: ever stop caffeine. I love it too much. Let's get

815
00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:37,719
Speaker 1: into Adams caffeine ingestion. Well, that's a sad story, that's

816
00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:40,520
Speaker 1: a tragic one. Yes. By the way, I don't drink coffee,

817
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:42,799
Speaker 1: but I i'll funk with a five hour I need

818
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:44,200
Speaker 1: to drink if I like have a long day and

819
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:46,560
Speaker 1: I need to get into something, and uh it gets

820
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:48,480
Speaker 1: me where I need to go. You have no idea

821
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:50,759
Speaker 1: I like that about you. Yeah, yeah, you're right. That's

822
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:54,160
Speaker 1: why I'm asking questions, right, Okay, good, all right. I

823
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:56,520
Speaker 1: remember I was we're with Dirs when he had his

824
00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:59,759
Speaker 1: first ever can of Monster Energy, and the guy was

825
00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:03,839
Speaker 1: like a fucking crackhead. Oh damn. It was a road

826
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:09,120
Speaker 1: trip back from northern California. I freestyle wrapped for six hours.

827
00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:13,480
Speaker 1: He wouldn't he wouldn't stop freestyle rap supreme in that's right.

828
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:17,400
Speaker 1: I forgot. It was bizarre and your rhymes were weird.

829
00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:19,920
Speaker 1: I'm sure they were great, Yeah, And it was just

830
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:22,239
Speaker 1: it was it was just like mom snaps like your

831
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:25,600
Speaker 1: mama jokes. No, it'd be like your wallet is like

832
00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:28,840
Speaker 1: it was this. It was your mom's face looks like

833
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:33,840
Speaker 1: Samuel well Jackson's and you would just crack up and

834
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:37,640
Speaker 1: like we're all trying to like sleep, or it was bad,

835
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:42,080
Speaker 1: like your mom's titties look like crocodile skin or some ship.

836
00:45:42,719 --> 00:45:48,880
Speaker 1: Nothing was making sense. Classic. Uh yeah, I'm I'm. I

837
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:50,680
Speaker 1: would say I'm a true addict when it comes to

838
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:54,239
Speaker 1: coffee and caffeine. I feel like I have it more

839
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:56,719
Speaker 1: under control now than I have in the past, but

840
00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:59,279
Speaker 1: I'm not afraid to let it fly. Baby. What's the

841
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:02,920
Speaker 1: latest children coffee in a in a normal day. Okay,

842
00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:09,080
Speaker 1: I like that seven pm. WHOA, really, I see that's crazy. Uh,

843
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:11,560
Speaker 1: but that's only if I'm going to work. I will

844
00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:14,640
Speaker 1: stop drinking coffee earlier. If I'm not going to work out.

845
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:17,000
Speaker 1: You use it as a pre work. I use it

846
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 1: as a pre work, and then I also use pre

847
00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:23,879
Speaker 1: workout as well. Okay, yo, you're out of mind. So wait,

848
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:26,200
Speaker 1: hold on a second. Let me get a real macro perspective.

849
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:28,399
Speaker 1: How many cups do you have on average a day

850
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:31,200
Speaker 1: or like? And what are they? I have ice cup

851
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:34,080
Speaker 1: this big the size of my head, and how many shots?

852
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:36,920
Speaker 1: That's three shots of coffee, that's three starts of espresso. No,

853
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:40,000
Speaker 1: it's it's I used the Starbucks ice coffee that you

854
00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:41,640
Speaker 1: just buy at the store that you could just pour

855
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:44,279
Speaker 1: pour in and then so it's ice coffee and I

856
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:46,400
Speaker 1: just fill it up. And I probably have what is

857
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:49,359
Speaker 1: that sixteen anounces right there? It looks guys at home,

858
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:51,160
Speaker 1: it's a it's like a pine class. Yeah, it's a

859
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:53,320
Speaker 1: little bigger than a pint glass. Yeah, I'm kind of

860
00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:57,080
Speaker 1: about okay. And then I probably five or six d

861
00:46:57,160 --> 00:47:02,640
Speaker 1: s a day. Okay, are you serious? Yo? Five or

862
00:47:02,719 --> 00:47:05,080
Speaker 1: six of these. That's a hundred or a hundred and twenty.

863
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:11,080
Speaker 1: Oh my guys, a big gulper um. Let's just say that.

864
00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:13,800
Speaker 1: Let's say Starbucks is okay, that's like three cups of

865
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:16,560
Speaker 1: coffee at Starbucks that that could easily be the equivalent

866
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:19,640
Speaker 1: of three shots of espresso times five, that's fifteen shots

867
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:26,439
Speaker 1: shots of espresso every day. You're out of your mind, Yeah, dude,

868
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:31,120
Speaker 1: but how often you see me sleepy all the time? Yeah?

869
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:36,319
Speaker 1: Like instantly every morning? But yeah, yeah, good morning, dude.

870
00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:38,440
Speaker 1: That's when you're supposed to be shaking off them webs

871
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:41,080
Speaker 1: so on, like a normal day working outside. Like because

872
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:43,080
Speaker 1: if I I have a thing where if I drink

873
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:45,280
Speaker 1: a five hour I need to drink after two thirty

874
00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:47,920
Speaker 1: in the afternoon. It's a fucking nightmare for me to

875
00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:50,320
Speaker 1: go to sleep later and I'm up till three like whatever.

876
00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:52,759
Speaker 1: See what you gotta do then, is you have to

877
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:56,400
Speaker 1: then have your night night. Just no, no, no, I

878
00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:58,120
Speaker 1: don't funk with that, dude. That's how you end up.

879
00:47:58,160 --> 00:48:01,080
Speaker 1: Heath Ledger, what's your night night? Yes, Adam is on

880
00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:04,399
Speaker 1: a highway to hell right now. Yeah, exactly. You put

881
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:08,440
Speaker 1: a little splichy splash with ze quill over some ice

882
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:12,800
Speaker 1: and some soda water. You're joking, right, No, I do

883
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:15,440
Speaker 1: this every night? You do? I do it every night

884
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:18,440
Speaker 1: every night I do. This podcast is going to be

885
00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:21,920
Speaker 1: used as evidence. Do you have ze quill over soda

886
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:25,520
Speaker 1: water every night? Over soda water every night before bed?

887
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:33,839
Speaker 1: And then quill the flavor every night? The great flavor? Delicious? Wow? Man,

888
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:37,080
Speaker 1: I hope we're I hope we're gaining a sponsor. Hey,

889
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:41,000
Speaker 1: don't talk shit because I'm trying to get a sponsor. Okay,

890
00:48:41,239 --> 00:48:44,440
Speaker 1: I like this my boys drinking lean Okay, yeah, fair enough. No,

891
00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:47,000
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna not talk ship because of a sponsor.

892
00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:49,760
Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk ship because I'm worried about you, Adam.

893
00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:52,560
Speaker 1: This has been going on for years. No, dude, dude,

894
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:56,200
Speaker 1: it says right on It says right on the bottle.

895
00:48:56,600 --> 00:49:00,640
Speaker 1: Non habit forming shut ups are habit forming. Humans are

896
00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:02,399
Speaker 1: habit for me. And if you just do something every

897
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:05,120
Speaker 1: day you get in your routine, that's the habit. They

898
00:49:05,239 --> 00:49:08,120
Speaker 1: might not be addictive. I'm all in. I like the

899
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:11,799
Speaker 1: purple drink. It's good, dude, And it's good too. It's

900
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:13,440
Speaker 1: real good if you had a shot of vodka. But

901
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:16,160
Speaker 1: I don't do that every night because that's alcoholism, guys,

902
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:18,719
Speaker 1: and I'm not about that. Okay, but you've done it.

903
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:23,000
Speaker 1: I only drink on Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Thank you?

904
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:26,800
Speaker 1: Is that for real? You don't drink on Monday, Tuesday,

905
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:31,040
Speaker 1: Wednesday unless Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday something funds happening, unless

906
00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:35,959
Speaker 1: my boys are playing a Monday night football game. Then yeah,

907
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:43,120
Speaker 1: then get it back guy man. Yeah, I mean, I'm

908
00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:47,000
Speaker 1: not really, I'm just realizing how opposite I have. Your

909
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:49,680
Speaker 1: routine is fire, I'm high. My routine's fire, dude. I

910
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:51,799
Speaker 1: ride twenty miles of bike on the day. I work

911
00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:54,600
Speaker 1: out every day. You know you have to because you're

912
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:57,680
Speaker 1: hopped up and you have to. That's right. I need

913
00:49:57,760 --> 00:49:59,839
Speaker 1: to get rid of this, all this pent up end

914
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:04,680
Speaker 1: for our lives are so different. I want to live

915
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:12,160
Speaker 1: interview Adam's heart because he's a freaking savage. Start me

916
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:17,680
Speaker 1: up for what do you think would happen if you

917
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:21,879
Speaker 1: didn't drink coffee for three days? Can we record that documentary?

918
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:24,040
Speaker 1: Can that just be? I'll tell you right now, you're

919
00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:26,000
Speaker 1: gonna get real tired. Yeah, it's gonna be shitty. What

920
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:27,640
Speaker 1: do you mean, it's it's just gonna be me with

921
00:50:27,719 --> 00:50:29,920
Speaker 1: a headache, being a little bumped. Do you remember when

922
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:33,000
Speaker 1: I had to go to the doctor. No, it's gonna

923
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:35,480
Speaker 1: be much more than that. You're gonna freak the funk out.

924
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:37,800
Speaker 1: You're gonna lose your mind. I'll passed down. I'm not

925
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:40,959
Speaker 1: gonna be a little bummed. You're gonna be like detoxing.

926
00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:43,360
Speaker 1: You're gonna go insane. If you had to go for

927
00:50:43,719 --> 00:50:45,960
Speaker 1: one week or two weeks, two weeks, if that was

928
00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:48,279
Speaker 1: a documentary and you're like, I'm going to do this,

929
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:50,759
Speaker 1: you would fucking go nuts. Oh yeah, this is me

930
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:53,879
Speaker 1: going nuts. Oops. I guess I don't have it. I'll

931
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:57,200
Speaker 1: continue leaving my life as really because you do it

932
00:50:57,280 --> 00:51:00,320
Speaker 1: every day. Yeah no, I I quit. I quit coffee.

933
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:03,839
Speaker 1: I didn't like just quick coffee. You have three bad days,

934
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:08,120
Speaker 1: blake and then just dude, this dude is drinking Lean

935
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:14,680
Speaker 1: to sleep a boy right there, DJ, screw baby, Let

936
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:18,120
Speaker 1: what do you wait? Wait? Hang on? So is this

937
00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:20,440
Speaker 1: is that stuff kind of like ambient? Like if there

938
00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:22,600
Speaker 1: was an earthquake in the middle of the night and

939
00:51:22,719 --> 00:51:25,080
Speaker 1: you had to like scramble, would you be like a

940
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:28,920
Speaker 1: zombie behind the wheel? No zequos. It's not even that hard.

941
00:51:29,160 --> 00:51:33,239
Speaker 1: It's like night quill is like medicine. Zequill is just

942
00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:37,680
Speaker 1: a light sleeping So why are you taking it? It's

943
00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:40,160
Speaker 1: like it's like a melotonin. Why don't you take meltonine?

944
00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:43,239
Speaker 1: I would trust melatonin more than zequil. Yeah, it's what's

945
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:47,360
Speaker 1: in your skin, bro, it's melotine. My smartest friend. My

946
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:51,480
Speaker 1: sometimes my heartbeat is is too loud to go to sleep. Yeah,

947
00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:56,200
Speaker 1: so I need to slow that down with a little

948
00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:59,840
Speaker 1: zequal I'm not a doctor. Do you ever think of

949
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,200
Speaker 1: out slowing down at all? Like, you know, just kind

950
00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:04,759
Speaker 1: of not even during the pandemic? Not? Yeah, baby, all gas,

951
00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:08,120
Speaker 1: no brakes, baby, let's go. Yeah, hey, work so far?

952
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:13,520
Speaker 1: All gas, no brakes, baby, Yeah, let's go baby. Alright, Yeah,

953
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:20,280
Speaker 1: what's your drink of choice these days? Boys? Alcoholic drinker

954
00:52:20,480 --> 00:52:22,840
Speaker 1: or any kind of drink? Uh shit, if you've got

955
00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:24,959
Speaker 1: a regular ass drink, what is it? But I'm talking

956
00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:28,360
Speaker 1: about the booze? Well, y'all know, I'm not I'm not

957
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:30,560
Speaker 1: a partaking Well. I think me and Blake are team

958
00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:33,719
Speaker 1: Ashland hard Seltzer. Oh yeah, you know, we get down

959
00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:39,040
Speaker 1: with it's sponsors. I've never had it. Nobody sent me any. Actually,

960
00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:41,320
Speaker 1: it's very hard to get ahold it is, and I know,

961
00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:43,320
Speaker 1: so man, when you guys gonna send me just like

962
00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:46,000
Speaker 1: a little a junior palette. I I got in a

963
00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:49,319
Speaker 1: text confrontation with like the dude who runs it because

964
00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:51,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, He's like, Yo, why don't you post? And

965
00:52:51,719 --> 00:52:56,440
Speaker 1: I'm like, because literally no one can get this ship?

966
00:52:56,600 --> 00:52:58,279
Speaker 1: And then when I post it, my d M s

967
00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:02,200
Speaker 1: are just, hey, where is it? I think that's the

968
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:04,920
Speaker 1: reason to post though, So full disclosure. Blake and I

969
00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:09,839
Speaker 1: are are investors in this company, Ashton hard Seltzer. Hey,

970
00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:13,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, yeah, baby, it's the best hard Seltzer

971
00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:17,040
Speaker 1: on the market. Baby. Yeah. Uh, and it is. It's

972
00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:19,160
Speaker 1: fucking good. It really is. It truly is really good.

973
00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:24,919
Speaker 1: Truly you just said it's truly is truly? Yeah, it's

974
00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:29,360
Speaker 1: truly good. There's no white claws about it. We're beating

975
00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:34,239
Speaker 1: truly in San Diego and in Orange County. We're number

976
00:53:34,239 --> 00:53:38,200
Speaker 1: the number two hard Selter after the fucking claw. If

977
00:53:38,239 --> 00:53:42,640
Speaker 1: it was that would be huge, it would be so huge.

978
00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:48,120
Speaker 1: Uh spider webs walking in a cider web. Okay, so

979
00:53:48,239 --> 00:53:51,480
Speaker 1: your favorite drink is what you invest you're an investor in. Yeah,

980
00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:53,480
Speaker 1: that's that's been my drink of the summer. Honestly, it's

981
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:55,959
Speaker 1: because it's just because it's good to you know, drink

982
00:53:56,040 --> 00:53:59,760
Speaker 1: during the summer months. But I've been drinking that little

983
00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:04,600
Speaker 1: we drink. They can see a A n that is

984
00:54:04,680 --> 00:54:07,439
Speaker 1: like two percent, which I'm not. I don't have any

985
00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:10,000
Speaker 1: skin in the game other than like it. But I

986
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:13,040
Speaker 1: like it's a two percent and then I think four

987
00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:17,080
Speaker 1: cbd or however. They Yeah, it's low dosage, Yeah, super

988
00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:20,440
Speaker 1: low dosage. But it's it's nice. But I get pretty

989
00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:22,399
Speaker 1: funked up off those if I have like three of those,

990
00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:26,120
Speaker 1: and then I put them over died seven up, and

991
00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:29,160
Speaker 1: then I'll also choose some gummy weeds and and also

992
00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:36,760
Speaker 1: smoke weed and also drink ashlands, drink your No, Honestly,

993
00:54:38,480 --> 00:54:41,239
Speaker 1: I'm really good. I get in the zone. I guess

994
00:54:41,239 --> 00:54:44,160
Speaker 1: it's Catalina like that. Do you think you're on the boat,

995
00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:50,480
Speaker 1: Chloe Anchor, we're on the porch? No, no, never while

996
00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:55,239
Speaker 1: driving the boat allegedly be smart about it. Let's be

997
00:54:55,320 --> 00:55:00,239
Speaker 1: smart about it. What's your favorite drink nowadays? That's a

998
00:55:00,320 --> 00:55:06,880
Speaker 1: good question. I actually haven't had any liquid minds. Uh

999
00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:15,920
Speaker 1: bread and uncooked macaroni, that easy Max swag I do um,

1000
00:55:16,520 --> 00:55:19,640
Speaker 1: I just do Margarita's man, that's my boy. That's the summer,

1001
00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:22,560
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, these are my shooters right here. I

1002
00:55:22,719 --> 00:55:26,000
Speaker 1: just do like a big giant phil home. That's my

1003
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:30,640
Speaker 1: dad goddamn insulated mug of Margarita, you know, and like

1004
00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:35,400
Speaker 1: walk around the neighborhood. Halle is gonna be Oh no,

1005
00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:37,040
Speaker 1: I like to. I like to walk over to the

1006
00:55:37,040 --> 00:55:39,640
Speaker 1: neighbor's houses with just a giant mug a booze and

1007
00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:42,960
Speaker 1: be like, hey, just checking in, how are you nice?

1008
00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:46,200
Speaker 1: This is my thing I'm doing today. I'm just mosy around,

1009
00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:48,880
Speaker 1: I know. I like that the pandemic has just immediately

1010
00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:51,600
Speaker 1: made all of us just like old men. Yeah, like

1011
00:55:51,719 --> 00:55:54,960
Speaker 1: we flipped into retired mode immediately, just like go on

1012
00:55:55,040 --> 00:55:58,680
Speaker 1: neighborhood walks. Like I'll just go like I lived by

1013
00:55:58,680 --> 00:56:00,040
Speaker 1: the beach, so I'll just like walk over to the

1014
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:02,279
Speaker 1: beach and just like put my feet in the in

1015
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:05,840
Speaker 1: the water and then turn around and walk back and

1016
00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:08,319
Speaker 1: like there was no point to doing that other than

1017
00:56:08,440 --> 00:56:10,680
Speaker 1: like kill sometime. Yeah, And you just get to feet

1018
00:56:10,680 --> 00:56:14,080
Speaker 1: in the water and you go, yeah, stairs are you

1019
00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:18,719
Speaker 1: pretty hyped on your neighbors. Yeah, my neighbor's rock, dude,

1020
00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:21,000
Speaker 1: That's cool. My neighbors are kind of like I got

1021
00:56:21,080 --> 00:56:25,400
Speaker 1: the best neighbors my feet. My neighbors are really My

1022
00:56:25,480 --> 00:56:29,799
Speaker 1: neighbors are tight too. Yeah. Right, how close are your neighbors, Kyle?

1023
00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:34,040
Speaker 1: You're out there in the fucking sprawling like rolling hills. Honestly,

1024
00:56:34,320 --> 00:56:37,640
Speaker 1: I I didn't really know who they were before, and

1025
00:56:37,719 --> 00:56:39,640
Speaker 1: now I've gotten to know them, and they're all they're

1026
00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:42,759
Speaker 1: all pretty dope. Like, yeah, I'm I can't really see

1027
00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:45,680
Speaker 1: their houses, um, but I can walk to the fence

1028
00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:48,680
Speaker 1: and then say, what property line is this? Where the

1029
00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:51,480
Speaker 1: is this there the property line is? Or are you

1030
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:54,839
Speaker 1: are you encroaching? Exactly, dude. There's somebody trying to build

1031
00:56:54,880 --> 00:56:57,200
Speaker 1: out here, and I feel so bad because everybody's just

1032
00:56:57,360 --> 00:56:59,879
Speaker 1: like swarming on his plans and they're like, you can't

1033
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,479
Speaker 1: you that. And the poor guy bought the land five

1034
00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:05,200
Speaker 1: years ago and like he's been working at it and

1035
00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:07,480
Speaker 1: now he's getting blocked and he's just like, I'm just

1036
00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:11,400
Speaker 1: trying to put my water park here and everyone's like, no,

1037
00:57:11,719 --> 00:57:17,040
Speaker 1: you can't, which would be fire. Kyle's are an encroachment Uh,

1038
00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:20,200
Speaker 1: he has an easement on the neighbors, on the neighbor's line,

1039
00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:23,600
Speaker 1: so he's kind of this is important. After well, his

1040
00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:26,240
Speaker 1: septic tank is kind of encroaching on my property, and

1041
00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:29,919
Speaker 1: I'm a little bit upset with that because I don't

1042
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:32,240
Speaker 1: want his leech field on my on my property. I

1043
00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:34,240
Speaker 1: don't want him to be leeching on my property. Get

1044
00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:37,840
Speaker 1: a septic tank on his. Wow, I feel like Blake's

1045
00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:44,040
Speaker 1: coffee corner is rivaling Kyle's property management. Oh yeah, land stuff,

1046
00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:49,720
Speaker 1: baby let's ownership. I do enjoy it. I do enjoy

1047
00:57:49,840 --> 00:57:53,880
Speaker 1: talking about the land. What's your favorite drink of of

1048
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:59,880
Speaker 1: the pandemic, Blake? Ye? Oh, I mean I inside a pandemic.

1049
00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:02,680
Speaker 1: Outside of pandemic, I do love a good margarita. I

1050
00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:06,200
Speaker 1: will say that I'm always a bud Light boy. Um,

1051
00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:09,840
Speaker 1: I've been a Coors Light guy lately. I don't know

1052
00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:12,840
Speaker 1: what happened, but they go down real smooth. You know.

1053
00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:15,080
Speaker 1: I loved Coors Light for a long time, and then

1054
00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:18,240
Speaker 1: my my my father trash talked it and told me

1055
00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:20,880
Speaker 1: if I drank it, he disowned me, So I had

1056
00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:25,920
Speaker 1: to switch. They like funded Nazis or something. Yeah, they

1057
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:29,720
Speaker 1: do have a bad pass. They have light funded nazis um. Well,

1058
00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:32,480
Speaker 1: the the guy's name is Adolf something like that. So

1059
00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:35,560
Speaker 1: you know what, though, that's a pretty strong name. It's

1060
00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:37,200
Speaker 1: a good name. Well that's what I'm going to name

1061
00:58:37,240 --> 00:58:39,920
Speaker 1: my son. It's just a solid name. Dolph. What do

1062
00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:43,560
Speaker 1: you think Dolph's name is? M h. I think it's Dolphin.

1063
00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:47,720
Speaker 1: I don't think it's dolphin. Dolphin, I don't think so.

1064
00:58:48,040 --> 00:58:49,880
Speaker 1: The other day I did have the thought that I

1065
00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:51,560
Speaker 1: want to make the point that I need to make

1066
00:58:51,600 --> 00:58:55,600
Speaker 1: a return to Ta Sure. You know what, I've been

1067
00:58:55,640 --> 00:58:59,040
Speaker 1: sucking up on the boat. What's nice is you wake

1068
00:58:59,160 --> 00:59:01,600
Speaker 1: up and you've been drink in the night before, okay,

1069
00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:04,600
Speaker 1: pretty heavily. Yeah, and you gotta take the edge off

1070
00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:07,800
Speaker 1: in order to drive the boat back home from the

1071
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:11,480
Speaker 1: island from Catalina. Right, so you it's it's an hour

1072
00:59:11,480 --> 00:59:14,600
Speaker 1: and a half drive. You know, it's it's out there.

1073
00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:16,400
Speaker 1: You're gonna be in the middle of the ocean. So

1074
00:59:16,560 --> 00:59:19,000
Speaker 1: you gotta take the edge off, right. What I do?

1075
00:59:19,360 --> 00:59:23,360
Speaker 1: Morning beers? Yep, yeah, so you just get drunk. I

1076
00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:28,400
Speaker 1: have two beers six morning. It's all right now, I

1077
00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:33,000
Speaker 1: have two beers in the morning. Cores light on mixed

1078
00:59:33,040 --> 00:59:37,800
Speaker 1: with m spicy tomatoes, tomato juice. Yeah, bloody Mary, my

1079
00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:42,400
Speaker 1: bloody Mary mix. You this is you saying you're getting

1080
00:59:42,440 --> 00:59:44,680
Speaker 1: drunk before driving your boat. You just said you don't

1081
00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:48,440
Speaker 1: do it. No, no, no, no, no, hang buzzed. Boat

1082
00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:52,280
Speaker 1: driving is not drunk allegedly. That's that's not drying, that's

1083
00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:56,720
Speaker 1: not driving. That's not drunk driving. You you gotta have

1084
00:59:56,880 --> 01:00:00,439
Speaker 1: to to level yourself out, Kyle. It's been while since

1085
01:00:00,480 --> 01:00:02,439
Speaker 1: you've been in the game. I think you forgot the level.

1086
01:00:02,520 --> 01:00:06,000
Speaker 1: There's levels to this show our smartest Friends. It would

1087
01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:09,680
Speaker 1: be more dangerous for Adam to decide the boat before

1088
01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:13,000
Speaker 1: he and consumed more outball Blake has my smartest friend.

1089
01:00:13,040 --> 01:00:15,040
Speaker 1: Thank you for saying that, because it would be more

1090
01:00:15,160 --> 01:00:18,880
Speaker 1: dangerous for me to not have two morning beers before

1091
01:00:19,280 --> 01:00:24,000
Speaker 1: taking that two thousand pound vessel and soaring it home

1092
01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:27,960
Speaker 1: going as fast as I can. Wait. So, when you're

1093
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:29,760
Speaker 1: driving for an hour and a half, is that is

1094
01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:33,840
Speaker 1: it super fucking loud? The boat? Uh? Yeah, the boats

1095
01:00:33,880 --> 01:00:36,560
Speaker 1: pretty loud. I mean, but there's there's music and stuff.

1096
01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:39,760
Speaker 1: So do you have like headphones? I know, but the

1097
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,919
Speaker 1: music is blasting, right, is it? It's just like yeah,

1098
01:00:43,080 --> 01:00:45,320
Speaker 1: screaming at each other to talk. Do they have like

1099
01:00:45,440 --> 01:00:48,320
Speaker 1: boating headphones with microphones where you and Chloe can be

1100
01:00:48,440 --> 01:00:50,840
Speaker 1: rocking it and like talk to each other. Like normally,

1101
01:00:51,120 --> 01:00:55,040
Speaker 1: when you're moving, the sound is escaping behind you, so

1102
01:00:55,160 --> 01:00:57,480
Speaker 1: you can still hold conversations. You just have to talk

1103
01:00:57,560 --> 01:00:59,560
Speaker 1: basically as loud as we're talking right now. You can't

1104
01:00:59,560 --> 01:01:02,680
Speaker 1: be you have to project a little bit. But you're

1105
01:01:02,720 --> 01:01:08,840
Speaker 1: not like having to scream. That's not too bad. Yeah, yeah, okay, alright, Kyle?

1106
01:01:08,880 --> 01:01:12,440
Speaker 1: Are you a kombucha guy? Yeah? I am. I I

1107
01:01:12,520 --> 01:01:16,840
Speaker 1: like kombucha. Yeah, what is it? Yeah? What is it? Kombucha?

1108
01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:20,720
Speaker 1: That's a great question. Man, man, it does have like

1109
01:01:20,840 --> 01:01:23,480
Speaker 1: they do say it's like one percent of something. It

1110
01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:25,840
Speaker 1: definitely has alcohol in it. Wait a second, let me

1111
01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:28,160
Speaker 1: just write this down. What was the thing you just said, Kyle,

1112
01:01:28,160 --> 01:01:33,800
Speaker 1: it's one percent of something alcohol? Yeah, shame and with

1113
01:01:34,040 --> 01:01:39,520
Speaker 1: shame and his voice, come on back. It's been six years,

1114
01:01:39,680 --> 01:01:42,320
Speaker 1: you know, it's been six years since I've been hung over.

1115
01:01:43,480 --> 01:01:46,439
Speaker 1: Bad sucks. That doesn't mean anything, No, that just means

1116
01:01:46,480 --> 01:01:51,240
Speaker 1: you've been hungover for six years. It's crazy. I'm like,

1117
01:01:51,560 --> 01:01:54,040
Speaker 1: I'm I'm listening to you guys talk about this and

1118
01:01:54,080 --> 01:01:58,200
Speaker 1: I'm like, man, I mean, it's just so far removed.

1119
01:01:58,280 --> 01:02:00,400
Speaker 1: Did you have bad hang on my life? I'm only

1120
01:02:00,520 --> 01:02:04,280
Speaker 1: now starting to have. I had horrible hangover my hangovers.

1121
01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:06,600
Speaker 1: I remember wanting to like drill the side of my

1122
01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:09,480
Speaker 1: head to let air out on some ship. That's not

1123
01:02:09,640 --> 01:02:11,920
Speaker 1: how it works, my smartest friend, No, I know, but

1124
01:02:12,120 --> 01:02:14,120
Speaker 1: that's what I wanted to do. I remember. It was

1125
01:02:14,240 --> 01:02:17,560
Speaker 1: just like the pressure was so intense for me. There's

1126
01:02:17,560 --> 01:02:20,440
Speaker 1: an old Norwegian saying where he says, uh, there's a

1127
01:02:20,560 --> 01:02:23,840
Speaker 1: carpenter banging a hammer inside of my head, right, That's

1128
01:02:23,880 --> 01:02:28,360
Speaker 1: exactly what it was, Norwegian sane. Well as your most

1129
01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:30,800
Speaker 1: Norwegian friend, I thought I would love that about you.

1130
01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:33,200
Speaker 1: But I kind of just keep the fridge stocked with Lacroix,

1131
01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:36,000
Speaker 1: you know, Like I really am just a Lacroix boy.

1132
01:02:36,080 --> 01:02:40,720
Speaker 1: They're good price over at the Ralph's down here and us. Yeah,

1133
01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:44,320
Speaker 1: put some different. I prefer talking rain. I don't know

1134
01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:46,640
Speaker 1: if you've had talking rains yummy too, I'm into it.

1135
01:02:46,960 --> 01:02:50,320
Speaker 1: I'm a talking rain boy. Polar, y'all folk with polar.

1136
01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:53,880
Speaker 1: I don't with polar. That sounds to though, no you no, no,

1137
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:55,760
Speaker 1: it's I think it's I mean, it's whatever. When I

1138
01:02:55,800 --> 01:02:57,480
Speaker 1: go to Oregon, that's what they have in the fridge,

1139
01:02:57,600 --> 01:02:59,680
Speaker 1: or if I'm on production. In some places, they usually

1140
01:03:00,120 --> 01:03:02,120
Speaker 1: was that weird, like dirs, you were getting it too,

1141
01:03:02,160 --> 01:03:04,560
Speaker 1: like we were getting like weird ass glass bottles of

1142
01:03:04,640 --> 01:03:08,600
Speaker 1: water delivered to our house. I got that too, Icelandic

1143
01:03:10,080 --> 01:03:15,760
Speaker 1: so good. My stepdad was flipping over it. He loved it. Yes,

1144
01:03:15,960 --> 01:03:19,240
Speaker 1: that's what my dad drinks. It's the bomb. Yes, I

1145
01:03:19,320 --> 01:03:21,760
Speaker 1: mean it's okay. I I was like, I don't want it.

1146
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:24,240
Speaker 1: Don't send it to me. It's a waste of bottle

1147
01:03:24,360 --> 01:03:27,240
Speaker 1: they're sending. There's so much glass. It's just too much.

1148
01:03:27,480 --> 01:03:29,600
Speaker 1: Hang on before you think you know what you're talking about.

1149
01:03:29,800 --> 01:03:33,640
Speaker 1: Plastic is bad, glass is fine, Glass is reusable. Plastic

1150
01:03:33,720 --> 01:03:37,480
Speaker 1: goes and floats in the right. And also I don't

1151
01:03:37,520 --> 01:03:39,800
Speaker 1: get plastic bottles either. I just drink the water off

1152
01:03:39,840 --> 01:03:43,040
Speaker 1: from my fountain. Your fountain, what do you mean my bubbla?

1153
01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:48,400
Speaker 1: I drink it from you know, my giant ceramic fountain,

1154
01:03:48,560 --> 01:03:51,240
Speaker 1: my marble fountain. Listen to this ship. I just moved

1155
01:03:51,280 --> 01:03:54,720
Speaker 1: to the suburbs. You just throw your garbage and recycling

1156
01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:58,640
Speaker 1: away together. And then they soared it later. That's true,

1157
01:03:59,200 --> 01:04:01,920
Speaker 1: But do that I don't know, Yeah they do. My

1158
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:04,400
Speaker 1: little brother had that job. But like it's the weirdest thing.

1159
01:04:04,480 --> 01:04:06,880
Speaker 1: I'm like holding the can and I'm like, uh, do

1160
01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:08,160
Speaker 1: I just I just throw it in there with the

1161
01:04:08,200 --> 01:04:11,040
Speaker 1: hotdog or what the funk? Ever, it's a game changer.

1162
01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:14,880
Speaker 1: I love that you're living. You live in a suburb

1163
01:04:14,920 --> 01:04:18,120
Speaker 1: with great infrastructure, and they're using their tax dollars properly.

1164
01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:20,200
Speaker 1: I like that. If it's help and save the earth

1165
01:04:20,320 --> 01:04:24,480
Speaker 1: and the environment, then I'm all for it. Then it's important.

1166
01:04:24,840 --> 01:04:27,920
Speaker 1: It is important. It's important to save that. Does anyone

1167
01:04:27,960 --> 01:04:32,720
Speaker 1: have any takebacks or apologies or compliments or compliments that's right,

1168
01:04:32,800 --> 01:04:37,080
Speaker 1: of course. Uh man, I don't know. Yeah, I'd like

1169
01:04:37,200 --> 01:04:40,120
Speaker 1: to take back and apologize to Kyle for saying that

1170
01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:44,560
Speaker 1: naming his turtle bow and not knowing anything about Bo

1171
01:04:44,720 --> 01:04:47,600
Speaker 1: Jackson was pretty fucking stupid. And you know, he was

1172
01:04:47,680 --> 01:04:49,880
Speaker 1: a kid. He didn't know. He just saw Bo Jackson.

1173
01:04:49,960 --> 01:04:52,680
Speaker 1: He liked baseball. He's five years old. But you know,

1174
01:04:53,560 --> 01:04:55,280
Speaker 1: he's not being a total fucking it is. He was

1175
01:04:55,320 --> 01:04:57,360
Speaker 1: just being him a kid, and even though he didn't

1176
01:04:57,360 --> 01:05:00,600
Speaker 1: know anything about Bo Jackson probably could have named his

1177
01:05:00,640 --> 01:05:03,919
Speaker 1: turtle something better or cooler. He didn't, and I would

1178
01:05:03,960 --> 01:05:07,640
Speaker 1: like to take back my slam. And I would like

1179
01:05:07,720 --> 01:05:13,280
Speaker 1: to apologize to Kyle for that's down. I actually will

1180
01:05:13,320 --> 01:05:15,200
Speaker 1: go ahead and pile on because I wanted to compliment

1181
01:05:15,320 --> 01:05:20,960
Speaker 1: Blake on that particular button. Good buttons down the Lex Luger. Yes,

1182
01:05:21,040 --> 01:05:24,000
Speaker 1: I could listen to it all day. Uh. It always

1183
01:05:24,040 --> 01:05:27,440
Speaker 1: brings a smile to my face because I can visualize

1184
01:05:27,440 --> 01:05:33,120
Speaker 1: Alex Luger's frustration in that clip and frustrated comedy is

1185
01:05:33,320 --> 01:05:36,320
Speaker 1: one of my favorite things. And a lot of times

1186
01:05:36,400 --> 01:05:40,240
Speaker 1: you are pissed now you know. I do that because

1187
01:05:40,320 --> 01:05:42,440
Speaker 1: it's one of my favorite things. So I believe that

1188
01:05:42,560 --> 01:05:45,320
Speaker 1: I actually take a lot comedically from that button and

1189
01:05:45,480 --> 01:05:48,080
Speaker 1: Blake you, Blake you, thank you for and thanks for

1190
01:05:48,160 --> 01:05:54,200
Speaker 1: President man you and also like to i'd like to

1191
01:05:54,240 --> 01:05:55,920
Speaker 1: add to take back real quick, I think that the

1192
01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:59,640
Speaker 1: kombucha is point one or point zero one percent alcohol.

1193
01:06:00,200 --> 01:06:02,680
Speaker 1: One percent one percent would be insane, so I just

1194
01:06:02,800 --> 01:06:07,040
Speaker 1: want to correct that's true than one percent would be

1195
01:06:07,360 --> 01:06:09,440
Speaker 1: you would get drunk if you had enough of those. Yes,

1196
01:06:09,640 --> 01:06:13,360
Speaker 1: I think it's a point zero kind of thing, all right, Um,

1197
01:06:14,120 --> 01:06:16,680
Speaker 1: And you know, I would just like to compliment, well,

1198
01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:19,320
Speaker 1: I feel like this whole section is just a kind

1199
01:06:19,360 --> 01:06:22,800
Speaker 1: of pad Kyle and and and talk him off the edge.

1200
01:06:23,320 --> 01:06:25,880
Speaker 1: But you know, I'd like to compliment Kyle on just

1201
01:06:26,080 --> 01:06:29,120
Speaker 1: being a part of a show that was nominated for

1202
01:06:29,200 --> 01:06:31,919
Speaker 1: the Emmys. Don't take it too hard, brother, Like they

1203
01:06:32,720 --> 01:06:36,080
Speaker 1: these award shows. You know, they mean as much as

1204
01:06:36,320 --> 01:06:39,640
Speaker 1: you make the main And uh, you know what, You're

1205
01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:42,640
Speaker 1: an award winner in my heart, and your your work

1206
01:06:42,760 --> 01:06:46,400
Speaker 1: speaks for itself, whether you have a really cool gold

1207
01:06:46,480 --> 01:06:48,920
Speaker 1: trophy in your house or not, thank you. I already

1208
01:06:48,920 --> 01:06:50,720
Speaker 1: have a people's choice, so I just wanted another one

1209
01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:55,000
Speaker 1: that's also meaningless. It's on my trophy, and it's something

1210
01:06:55,200 --> 01:06:59,720
Speaker 1: I want to compliment Blake on just slamming right there

1211
01:06:59,880 --> 01:07:02,480
Speaker 1: was beautiful. Uh, And what do I want to I

1212
01:07:02,520 --> 01:07:06,280
Speaker 1: want to take back my judgmental tone that I took

1213
01:07:06,360 --> 01:07:11,080
Speaker 1: with Adam about what is the most insane um caffeine

1214
01:07:12,320 --> 01:07:15,240
Speaker 1: jeffine intake I've ever heard of? And I just want

1215
01:07:15,280 --> 01:07:19,480
Speaker 1: to say, I want you to live longer. I don't

1216
01:07:19,480 --> 01:07:22,400
Speaker 1: want you to have heart problems. And I just the

1217
01:07:22,520 --> 01:07:25,480
Speaker 1: Heath Ledger situation. I know another guy who used to

1218
01:07:25,520 --> 01:07:29,320
Speaker 1: speed it up and slow down. He's gone. And uh,

1219
01:07:29,520 --> 01:07:34,200
Speaker 1: if you died from that, the jokes would never stop

1220
01:07:34,320 --> 01:07:36,880
Speaker 1: from me. And I just want you to know that, Um,

1221
01:07:37,240 --> 01:07:40,240
Speaker 1: even though Adam has clearly frozen, I don't think he's

1222
01:07:40,320 --> 01:07:44,280
Speaker 1: with us. I thought every time Adam freezes, I feel

1223
01:07:44,360 --> 01:07:49,320
Speaker 1: like it's just him making that face. For that was

1224
01:07:49,480 --> 01:07:53,000
Speaker 1: really like I kind of and that's amazing that he

1225
01:07:53,080 --> 01:07:55,360
Speaker 1: missed that. That's the most sincere I've ever heard you

1226
01:07:55,480 --> 01:07:59,200
Speaker 1: and you guys know that. Uh for me, if if

1227
01:07:59,240 --> 01:08:02,160
Speaker 1: I'm joking up about it, I care about it. Um.

1228
01:08:03,080 --> 01:08:07,640
Speaker 1: And Blake compliments on the on the soundboard, I'm hearing

1229
01:08:07,680 --> 01:08:09,320
Speaker 1: a lot of t j F. If we could get

1230
01:08:09,400 --> 01:08:13,360
Speaker 1: some cody, uh step by step? Okay, can I ask yours?

1231
01:08:13,840 --> 01:08:15,720
Speaker 1: Is anybody going to set up the sound board? Because

1232
01:08:15,760 --> 01:08:17,719
Speaker 1: there's stuff that I've heard you mentioned that I would

1233
01:08:17,760 --> 01:08:20,000
Speaker 1: love to input, like I would do it. Do we

1234
01:08:20,080 --> 01:08:21,720
Speaker 1: get our own or you want me to, I'll just

1235
01:08:21,840 --> 01:08:25,320
Speaker 1: send you the I'll send them ideas, okay, because I can.

1236
01:08:25,479 --> 01:08:27,439
Speaker 1: I can take control the board because I do need

1237
01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:32,360
Speaker 1: a Oh my god, Yeah, oh that's true, that's true. Yeah. Yeah,

1238
01:08:33,120 --> 01:08:35,360
Speaker 1: we're gonna get him. We're gonna get him. Is that

1239
01:08:35,920 --> 01:08:41,759
Speaker 1: away that I found my father? That's correct, man. Okay,

1240
01:08:41,840 --> 01:08:43,840
Speaker 1: well do we wrap it up without Adam? I I

1241
01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:48,840
Speaker 1: think that's fine because he's gone. This Adam passed. This

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Speaker 1: is what it would be like if he did, unfortunately

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Speaker 1: go so might as well should we do the thing

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Speaker 1: he does where he goes? And that was this is

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Speaker 1: sort thanks for listening, guys and gals out this down