WEBVTT - pride episode

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, what you're an ally? No, this is for Ali,

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<v Speaker 1>oh Alis Pagnola.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, this is Ali. Okay, Welcome to this episode

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<v Speaker 2>of Emergency Intercom. I am realizing now the comical timing

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<v Speaker 2>of all of this. But if you listen to the

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<v Speaker 2>last episode, I talked about doing trooms for the first time,

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<v Speaker 2>and through that video, I got reached out to by

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<v Speaker 2>a spiritual guidance counselor by the name of Ali, and

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<v Speaker 2>I've done trooms every day since. But and I don't pay,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't well yeah, okay, also okay, So her birth

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<v Speaker 2>name is an Ali. Her birth name is Sarah, but

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<v Speaker 2>Ali stands for all Libras love you because she's a

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<v Speaker 2>Libra and she leaves that within like astrology. Lib Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>big Libra. She believes that like libra's are top tier.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm okay that you guys think it's for gay

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<v Speaker 2>people because I like gay people too.

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<v Speaker 3>Well. You know what month it is, right, are you aware?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>It's like the gay festival month. That's what my uh

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<v Speaker 2>groomer for as well.

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<v Speaker 4>Call yeah got groomed. It was really fucking.

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<v Speaker 2>I know I should have I should have I should.

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<v Speaker 1>Have protected him. Bro like it was really scary. So

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<v Speaker 1>you're an ally. Wait, I'm confused. Are you an ally

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<v Speaker 1>or not?

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<v Speaker 2>I am by default because I do have a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of gay people in my life. No hate to the game.

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<v Speaker 1>But this is for my spiritual Why did you look

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<v Speaker 1>at me?

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<v Speaker 2>Guy? What?

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<v Speaker 1>Why did you look at me when you said that

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<v Speaker 1>it's her month?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Look at your arm? I got my flags and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm wait.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, should I should I call people and come out

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<v Speaker 1>to them on this episode?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna do that.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you gonna call?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay? Am I gonna call?

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<v Speaker 3>Well?

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<v Speaker 2>I did? Okay. So I wanted to wear something festive

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<v Speaker 2>for Pride Month, though, so I wore something that I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't want to wear the colors because I didn't want

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<v Speaker 2>to confuse anything.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to go all the way and like, do

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<v Speaker 1>the full ring, right, anybody who.

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<v Speaker 2>Got to know what this is referencing, we'll throw it up.

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<v Speaker 2>But I don't have I'm not kidding. I sat there

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<v Speaker 2>for It took me so long because for a second

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<v Speaker 2>I did it with white under and then I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, Okay, I need to do the colors

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<v Speaker 2>because that's what makes it funny. And then oh, I

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<v Speaker 2>look stupid. No, but I did. Okay, But before we

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<v Speaker 2>get to that, my outfit. I just didn't want to

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<v Speaker 2>confuse anybody, especially with this tattoo. I didn't want to

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<v Speaker 2>like throw anybody off because.

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<v Speaker 5>People have been making that mistake, which makes sense because

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<v Speaker 5>I got I got a discount on the tattoo because

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<v Speaker 5>I got it on Sunday, and I thought he was

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<v Speaker 5>giving me the discount because I'm a beautiful woman and

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<v Speaker 5>it was Sunday, but no, it.

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<v Speaker 2>Was I think he thought I was playing for that team,

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<v Speaker 2>and I love that team. Go team, but I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>on that team. Also, if you don't know, that's a joke.

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<v Speaker 2>I literally just got all of my acrylics removed, like

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<v Speaker 2>get off of my dick. But oh fuck, what was

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<v Speaker 2>I gonna say? Oh? Oh my god, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god. Wait. I did do eyeshadow.

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<v Speaker 4>Pretty pretty. It's iridescent.

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<v Speaker 1>The rainbow is there, The rainbow is here in your heart?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, who should I call?

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<v Speaker 2>Thank God I didn't get the tattoo I used to

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<v Speaker 2>really want. When my boob sat perfectly on my chest,

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted so badly to get a tattoo right here. Bro.

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<v Speaker 2>That would have been so fucked up. It literally would

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<v Speaker 2>have been like when your child is growing and you're

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<v Speaker 2>like marking on the walk like Lilne line, line line.

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<v Speaker 1>What were you going to get something?

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, some dumb Miami shit. I was gonna get like

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<v Speaker 2>a heart or like a star or like an E.

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<v Speaker 2>An E would be a vibe. I would still get

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<v Speaker 2>a butterfly, but like I would have to get the E,

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<v Speaker 2>like we're down here.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, the amount of happy Pride text messages I got

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<v Speaker 1>was like genuine, I'm not I am literally not joking.

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<v Speaker 1>I got thirty of them. I'm thirty.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm literally not exacted. People.

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<v Speaker 1>I know they they really do think of me, but

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<v Speaker 1>don't fucking think of me.

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<v Speaker 2>When the people like did you get any happy Pride?

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<v Speaker 1>No, they were all they were all facetious because they

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<v Speaker 1>know I don't play with that ship.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes they know.

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<v Speaker 2>They also is this sounds really like disruptive?

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<v Speaker 1>I think when you do that, yeah, but not when

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<v Speaker 1>you're just like chilling.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait. Kai sent a picture.

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<v Speaker 1>Kai every single time he's out of state with someone

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<v Speaker 1>and they're at lunch, he sends me a picture of

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<v Speaker 1>them together and then says, we're glazing you right now.

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<v Speaker 1>So I want to know what the glaze is about

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<v Speaker 1>because you only say we're glazing you, but like I

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<v Speaker 1>want to know I'd have done that.

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<v Speaker 3>Before and why never me, because that's that's like weird

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<v Speaker 3>to do that to a girl. I'm not getting glazer girl.

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<v Speaker 2>That's feels because it's like to me, I'm like, Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>you guys think he's like really funny and cool and awesome,

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<v Speaker 2>Like why can't that be happening for me? Because what

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<v Speaker 2>is the glazing about?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, me and my male friends will sometimes get together

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<v Speaker 3>and do like male pride. We'll do male pride or

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<v Speaker 3>we'll just talk about it guy, the guys for hours.

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<v Speaker 4>What did y'all talk.

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<v Speaker 2>About male pride? That's just gay?

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<v Speaker 3>Remember what the exact thing was. I think we were

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<v Speaker 3>just saying, you're like incredibly nice and welcoming, and you

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<v Speaker 3>have like a like you're advanced, but you're very nice,

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<v Speaker 3>which is very rare, you know, for someone to be

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<v Speaker 3>like intimidatingly cool but also incredibly nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, and again, we only brought that up because we

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<v Speaker 3>were doing male pride out.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm intimidatingly cool, but I'm also a good person.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, wow, I could see that because your silence from

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<v Speaker 2>the out side doesn't seem fearful. It seems like, no.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm listening.

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<v Speaker 1>When I get in big groups, I realized, like, the

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<v Speaker 1>reason I don't speak is because I'm listening.

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<v Speaker 2>You're too busy listening. I'm too busy trying to fill

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<v Speaker 2>the silence because I don't want to be in a

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<v Speaker 2>room with strangers in silence. Also, guys, y'all are gonna

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<v Speaker 2>see my I might put on a different shirt because

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<v Speaker 2>this is crazy. I'm like sweating crazy.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, it is like, damn, you do sweat so much.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I try to tell people I sweat so much,

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<v Speaker 2>like I think I'm gonna get botox all over my body,

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<v Speaker 2>so I stop sweating.

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<v Speaker 3>I brought in a topic to talk about, you know

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<v Speaker 3>how like men that track off are called gooners. And

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<v Speaker 3>there's a gounette. Oh my god, did I say something?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>What did I say?

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<v Speaker 4>You just called her a goon at?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because goon males or gooners and and yeah with

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<v Speaker 3>the rose toy, I just thought with the rose to Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>but you're it was a straight rn. You're a straight man.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's weird when you think about her doing things

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<v Speaker 3>like that. Yeah, yeah, you're right, it's really destabilizing. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>you're right.

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<v Speaker 4>Can you compliment me a little more?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? Yeah, you look very handsome. I always see comments

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<v Speaker 3>of people saying that you look really handsome. I personally

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<v Speaker 3>think you have Pedro Pascal vibes. You wear like really

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<v Speaker 3>cool clothes. Thank you, that fit you really well. You

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<v Speaker 3>have a really oh you know what. I was with

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<v Speaker 3>my friend in New York recently and she was like, uh,

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<v Speaker 3>skinny skater boys, like the way that a shirt will

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<v Speaker 3>fall on them, no one else like it doesn't like

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<v Speaker 3>the same shirt will not fall on other people the

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<v Speaker 3>same way. And you kind of have that vibe skinny. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>like the way that shirts fall on you. You have

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<v Speaker 3>like wide shoulders.

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<v Speaker 1>I do have broad shoulders. I'm proud of my broad shoulders.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you do it, Yeah exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>And I used to get compliments by older men when

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<v Speaker 1>I was younger that I had broad shoulders, like eleven,

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<v Speaker 1>twelve years old.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's like trauma.

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<v Speaker 1>It'd be like you have an athletic build.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't know. Okay, how old were these men.

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<v Speaker 1>Think in their forties and fifties.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, yeah, that's maybe a little bit inappropriate.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, Yeah, that was after I said it out loud,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, because that genuinely did have I.

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<v Speaker 3>Just want can I dap you up? Thank you for

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<v Speaker 3>always guving me in check.

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<v Speaker 2>I think sitting in my room and getting ready to

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<v Speaker 2>do what is my job, which was putting the word

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<v Speaker 2>ally on my forehead really was freaking me out. I

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<v Speaker 2>can't lie like I got here, and I was in

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<v Speaker 2>such a good mood because originally I was gonna just

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<v Speaker 2>like stitch a little like felt thing and put it

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<v Speaker 2>on that gold shirt. But then I remembered that picture

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, oh, I love that picture. I

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<v Speaker 2>want to do that. And then once I really got

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<v Speaker 2>to it, I was like, whoa Like I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a bit jarring. But the good news is

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<v Speaker 2>I talked to my psychiatry stuff for today. Yes, that'll

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<v Speaker 2>be good news. And then the better news is I

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<v Speaker 2>have my haircut tomorrow, which is after my psychiatry appointment,

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<v Speaker 2>which is amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>And she's doing the big chop y'all, she's getting it

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<v Speaker 1>all off really mm hmm.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm doing the Demi Lovado shave on side.

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<v Speaker 1>This side, and it's gonna be to the ear kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like that one. Always sunny art Wig the blonde

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<v Speaker 1>art Wig, and is going for that look on the other.

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<v Speaker 3>Half, that's gonna look really good.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm really excited. I'm kind of nervous, but it's for free,

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<v Speaker 2>so I just think I'm just gonna do it.

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<v Speaker 1>I yeah, what.

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<v Speaker 3>Keep looking at it.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I look good? Or wait? Is it kind of

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<v Speaker 2>destabilizing to see me like with this on my hat?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, because I kind of think I did,

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<v Speaker 2>like an amazing job.

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<v Speaker 4>You did great.

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<v Speaker 3>That also took her two hours? Yes it did. It

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<v Speaker 3>was two hours.

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<v Speaker 4>Why yell?

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<v Speaker 3>That's the pride handshake?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, oh my god. Gay Friends struck by Lightning KI

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<v Speaker 2>that was repeated eight million times this week. They just

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<v Speaker 2>like start doing the boys to be like Lightning.

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<v Speaker 1>Like Gay Guys Struck by Lightning is one of the funniest.

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<v Speaker 2>Like it's so real. Also it's two of my favorite

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<v Speaker 2>like things, Gay guys and lightning. Shit like literally best combo.

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<v Speaker 1>Ever, it really does not get better than that.

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<v Speaker 2>They need to put that on like somebody's like menu,

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<v Speaker 2>Like you know how everybody doesn't match a collab now

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<v Speaker 2>like air one does a smoothie with everybody. They need

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<v Speaker 2>to do a gay French truck flight Lightning Smoothie.

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<v Speaker 4>We'll make it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's gonna be my airwalk collab. But it's gonna cost

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<v Speaker 2>thirty eight dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>Girl, where is the Pride air wands?

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<v Speaker 2>Moody, They can't do that because if you mix it

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<v Speaker 2>up it I'll just turn roun mmm like with it.

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<v Speaker 2>It'll oxidize it in.

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<v Speaker 1>Three seconds in a week, like it'll go flat. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>this is the first topic that I wanted to bring

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<v Speaker 1>up today. By the way, y'all, this is something I

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<v Speaker 1>have written down that I thought.

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<v Speaker 4>The world needed to hear.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I really I when I wrote this down, I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, this is fucking still. I'm not kidding.

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<v Speaker 1>I ate all my fingernails off last night. Yeah over here.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I really just laid in bed.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not even kidding talking to Oriyan and nod off

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<v Speaker 1>every single one of my fingernails and guess what, I

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<v Speaker 1>ate every single one of them like swallows swallowed bitch, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Swallowed here seventy calories right there, mm hmmm. I just

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<v Speaker 3>put it into my fitness mouth.

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<v Speaker 4>But this is this is a thought.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a thought I had that I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>the world needs to know the app store logo sucks

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<v Speaker 1>dick and balls, and we're not having that conversation.

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<v Speaker 4>We haven't ever had that conversation. What is that?

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<v Speaker 1>I know it's an A and I know it used

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<v Speaker 1>to be paintbrushes and rulers and shit, but like, now

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<v Speaker 1>it fucking sucks.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, now it looks like and.

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<v Speaker 4>Then they didn't ever.

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<v Speaker 3>I never realized and they didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>They didn't want me to realize this, because now I'm

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<v Speaker 1>bringing it to everybody's attention. Look at the other fucking logos.

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<v Speaker 1>They all suck. All of Apple's logos, suck Apple.

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<v Speaker 3>If you're watching this, which I know you fucking are,

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<v Speaker 3>change the UI this month or else.

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<v Speaker 1>Your apps are okay, not too not too much not,

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<v Speaker 1>don't scroll over to more.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh wait, oh we're good.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually wait do you have them hidden? No?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't, actually I deleted them all.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow. True body tensing up watching it?

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<v Speaker 4>You know, I'm like, what is she doing over here?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? That fucking sucks. It looks like a stack of

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<v Speaker 2>fucking pretzels. But also everything Apple does at this point

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<v Speaker 2>is all fucked up, Like we genuinely shouldn't. We shouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>have gone past sidekicks. Yeah, sidekicks. Were lit as fuck.

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<v Speaker 2>I would love that right now. I also want us

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<v Speaker 2>to go back to like, uh remember that phone that

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<v Speaker 2>was like a BlackBerry but it wasn't and it had

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<v Speaker 2>like a screen that you could drawn and it had

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<v Speaker 2>like a pen.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you ever see Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Want that because when someone pisses me off, I want to, like,

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<v Speaker 2>I want someone to turn over. Did you just redownload

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<v Speaker 2>that quickly?

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<v Speaker 3>What was that?

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<v Speaker 2>That was grinder?

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<v Speaker 1>It was fucking grinder, bitch, Fuck y'all, it was fucking grinder.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm allowed to use Grinder. It's fucking Gay Pride Month

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<v Speaker 4>or whatever the fuck.

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<v Speaker 2>Three seconds you just brought that up talking about talking

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<v Speaker 2>about the app store and you don't like it.

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<v Speaker 1>It went on, Yes, eight notifications, I'm sexy fucking hot,

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<v Speaker 1>I made a new account. Hello like people like birty

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<v Speaker 1>desire me.

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<v Speaker 2>It was k Kai on his phone on the other side.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well, yesterday I got into a car accident and

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<v Speaker 2>it was awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, and you crashed her fucking car again.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh now, okay, again crashed my car. I've never crashed

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<v Speaker 2>my car.

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<v Speaker 1>It is actually crazy that your car has been crashed

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<v Speaker 1>into or other people have crashed your cars more than

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<v Speaker 1>you've crashed your car. Yeah, like your your car is

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<v Speaker 1>so like your vehicle is like the one that other

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<v Speaker 1>people crash.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I don't know what the Vibe crashed into. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>just love hitting my car. But yesterday it was kind

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<v Speaker 2>of my fault, but also not my fault.

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<v Speaker 4>It was one hundred percent your fault.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no, no, I am to be fair. It happened

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<v Speaker 2>on the same side that guy hit my car, and

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<v Speaker 2>you kind of.

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<v Speaker 1>Can't tell which She hasn't gotten fixed yet. I've reminded

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<v Speaker 1>her eight time now, eight times.

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<v Speaker 3>Eight time now. It doesn't make sense. It's just chromatically.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to spa world.

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<v Speaker 2>In what world would I get in my car on

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<v Speaker 2>a beautiful Pride month day and go to the car.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, getting your car fixed is the most ally thing

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<v Speaker 1>you can do as a woman. That is the gayest

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<v Speaker 1>thing you can do.

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<v Speaker 2>No, the gayest thing I could do is leave my

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<v Speaker 2>car fucked up because I bet it's a bunch of

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<v Speaker 2>gay people who have been hitting my car.

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<v Speaker 1>Goes your forehead when you want to be saying.

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<v Speaker 2>They can't try.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I've heard that a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, actually I've seen it all over the Internet. But

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<v Speaker 2>I was at the movies with my friend and we

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<v Speaker 2>were can you I can't like you.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a really satisfying sound.

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<v Speaker 1>It is so good.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, dude, seriously, we have to.

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<v Speaker 2>Work like it's like the pluck of a harp from

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<v Speaker 2>the heavens. I guess this story isn't that interesting, Like

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<v Speaker 2>I literally just hit someone's car, Like it's really not

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<v Speaker 2>that crazy. My dumb ass got in my car and

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<v Speaker 2>I was with my friend at the grove and we

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<v Speaker 2>had decided we were gonna go eat together after this movie,

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<v Speaker 2>so we were like, yes, we had parked next to

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<v Speaker 2>each other and we were like, let's go. And I

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<v Speaker 2>am like all of my friends are very slow movers,

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<v Speaker 2>like anytime we like carpools or not carpool every time

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<v Speaker 2>we meet up somewhere and we both have our cars like.

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<v Speaker 4>Opposite of carpool. Actually, yeah, I've.

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<v Speaker 2>Been thinking a lot about like how can I dump

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<v Speaker 2>my pollution? No, me and my friend live on different

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<v Speaker 2>sides of town, but we were both leaving, and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>used to my friends like we all sit in our

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<v Speaker 2>car for a second because we're all the type of

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<v Speaker 2>bit used to be like what song are we gonna

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<v Speaker 2>listen to I'm gonna look at myself and chill. So

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<v Speaker 2>I got in my car and I plugged my phone in,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like looking at my phone, and I have

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<v Speaker 2>my rear view on so like you can, I can

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<v Speaker 2>see that there's no one behind me right now, and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm looking at my phone. I'm trying to figure out

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<v Speaker 2>like putting in directions all that. And then from like.

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<v Speaker 1>My putting in direction right more like looking up to

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<v Speaker 1>dudes kissing.

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<v Speaker 4>God, that sucked so fucking bad? Can we cut that? Please?

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<v Speaker 2>No? No, I'm like looking here, and in my peripheral

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<v Speaker 2>I see like a car, like a car extremely similar

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<v Speaker 2>to hers, like backing up, like I just see it

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<v Speaker 2>up and speeding off. And then like I don't look

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<v Speaker 2>to my left, which was the dumbest mistake I could

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<v Speaker 2>have made. I should have just looked to see if

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<v Speaker 2>she was still there, but like I'm still looking at

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<v Speaker 2>my phone. In my head, I'm like, damn, she's like

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<v Speaker 2>getting the fuck out of here right like I'm following

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<v Speaker 2>her at this point, I'm like, oh, I should just

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<v Speaker 2>follow her fuck the directions. And then I like go

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<v Speaker 2>to back up because and then from like this peripheral,

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<v Speaker 2>I see her car zooming pass. I'm like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>she really is whipping the piss out of her car

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<v Speaker 2>to get out of here. Like, I don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>keep her waiting, I'll just follow her. So I go,

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<v Speaker 2>like I just without looking up, go like this, and

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<v Speaker 2>literally within two seconds, I just feel my car slams

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<v Speaker 2>like back, and I hit her car.

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<v Speaker 1>She killed three people, like she's literally like leaving so

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<v Speaker 1>much out.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's not that bad in the grand scheme of things.

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<v Speaker 3>Three people's pretty bad. That's three more than most people

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<v Speaker 3>have done.

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<v Speaker 4>That's like sixty less than me though, period.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, I guess that story isn't that funny. I

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<v Speaker 2>just hit the fuck out of her car, and I

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<v Speaker 2>wanted to kill myself. I was so humiliated, but it

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<v Speaker 2>was it was not a big deal. I don't think

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<v Speaker 2>there was any damage. I didn't really look too long,

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<v Speaker 2>like if I I haven't hit a lot of people's cars.

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<v Speaker 2>But when I do, I'm like, oh, if I could

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<v Speaker 2>go up to it and I go like this, and

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<v Speaker 2>the like the mark goes away. I'm not touching it

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<v Speaker 2>any marks.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, it's it's good, it's good, It's okay, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Well they like we all know this. They've been trying

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<v Speaker 1>to make real ID a thing for Is it twenty

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<v Speaker 1>five years now?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's around twenty five years.

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<v Speaker 4>Twenty five years now?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you okay?

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<v Speaker 4>I just I don't know what this note is.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, read it out doing literally anything but getting real

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<v Speaker 1>I d.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay. So the concept is procrastinating of getting real ID. No,

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<v Speaker 3>we can work with that.

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<v Speaker 4>Using the butt instead of getting real ID.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I have something amazing to show you. This is like, genuinely,

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<v Speaker 2>I've seen a lot of things in my lifetime. I

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<v Speaker 2>never thought I would see this.

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<v Speaker 6>And that I use on a daily basis that I

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<v Speaker 6>got from Walmart that I don't even know what I

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<v Speaker 6>would do if I wouldn't go to Walmart. I don't

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<v Speaker 6>even know if I would be happy if I wouldn't

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<v Speaker 6>go to Walmart.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a Walmart ally now, Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh he looks good.

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<v Speaker 4>What period he does? He looks great?

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<v Speaker 2>Like duh. He literally is bad. That's what he's known for.

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<v Speaker 3>Like you think the Walmart is bad?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh also says his legacy he's bad, doesn't play well.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't even know what they said that Walmart.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I was just gonna say I I tightened the mic,

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<v Speaker 3>so you don't have to fuck with it anymore. It

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<v Speaker 3>should be much different now. Or well, I shouldn't have

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<v Speaker 3>said it like that, but I fixed it.

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't have noticed, but thank you. Okay, weird as fuck?

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<v Speaker 1>Like, oh, I went to the batting cages for Pride yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>I literally, like that was a conscious thought I had.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I want to go to the batting cages

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<v Speaker 1>for Pride and let out all my anger, all my

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<v Speaker 1>gay anger.

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<v Speaker 2>Did it like work? Because you seem to be like

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<v Speaker 2>so really upset.

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<v Speaker 4>No bitch y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>I literally don't know what is going on with me,

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<v Speaker 1>but I woke up furious today. I literally nothing in specific.

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<v Speaker 1>I just woke up mad and I Kai did mention

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<v Speaker 1>something about bad dreams and it kind of destabilizing your

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<v Speaker 1>day following. And I did have really dark sighted dreams

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<v Speaker 1>last night, so I'm gonna blame it on that for

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<v Speaker 1>now until I find the root of this anger. But

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, I want to punch holes in walls.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I've never wanted to hit walls, but like I

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<v Speaker 1>was in the fucking kitchen with Kai and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, I want to punch the wall.

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<v Speaker 4>I really I get it.

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<v Speaker 1>I see them, I see I saw them for the

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<v Speaker 1>first time. I saw you Kai punching holes in walls.

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<v Speaker 3>That's not my vibe at all.

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<v Speaker 2>That's actually why the ceiling in the last apartment broke.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah broke is because we told Kai to stop punching

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<v Speaker 2>holes in the wall, so you started punching holes in

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<v Speaker 2>the ceiling.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. I have anger issues, but I feel like the

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<v Speaker 3>rest of my vibe makes up for it.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I feel bad because I'm on like the complete opposite.

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<v Speaker 2>I woke up today in such a good mood, Like

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<v Speaker 2>I literally woke up today with them mile on my bab.

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<v Speaker 1>We do that, We really do flip flop, Like you

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<v Speaker 1>have a awful week, I have a good week, you

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<v Speaker 1>have a good week.

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<v Speaker 4>I have a bad week.

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<v Speaker 1>Like that is soulmate shit though, because you're there to

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<v Speaker 1>take care of me, like I was there to take

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<v Speaker 1>care of you.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's why you need to literally just run away

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<v Speaker 2>from all your problems and be avoidant.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, Like literally, I'm like, girl, I'm done facing

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<v Speaker 1>my team.

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<v Speaker 2>Not actually, but I don't think it's to the point

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<v Speaker 2>where like you can only go in circles around the

0:23:30.800 --> 0:23:33.880
<v Speaker 2>things upsetting you so much, and that's like.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, now I'm gonna start taking opium again.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, yeah, I have been doing shrooms every day,

0:23:39.480 --> 0:23:40.520
<v Speaker 2>so maybe that's what's.

0:23:40.280 --> 0:23:42.080
<v Speaker 4>Making Yeah, it been really fuck.

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<v Speaker 2>I just can't stop doing shrooms.

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<v Speaker 4>I just can't stop.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, your brain chemistry was rewritten. Yeah, I mean you're

0:23:48.320 --> 0:23:49.040
<v Speaker 3>feeling pretty good.

0:23:49.400 --> 0:23:51.320
<v Speaker 2>Well says it all.

0:23:51.760 --> 0:23:55.400
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I guess you're right. But maybe maybe the psilocybin

0:23:55.800 --> 0:23:57.919
<v Speaker 3>created new neural pathways in your brain and now you're

0:23:57.920 --> 0:23:58.680
<v Speaker 3>happy all the time.

0:23:58.840 --> 0:24:00.320
<v Speaker 4>Y'all know that my celial net work.

0:24:01.240 --> 0:24:04.280
<v Speaker 1>Oh yes, celium is alive. The earth is alive. It

0:24:04.440 --> 0:24:07.919
<v Speaker 1>Mother nature is a real fucking thing. Trees use their

0:24:07.960 --> 0:24:11.520
<v Speaker 1>root networks and they're my cereial networks to warn each

0:24:11.560 --> 0:24:12.919
<v Speaker 1>other that fires are coming.

0:24:14.040 --> 0:24:15.920
<v Speaker 2>I feel like you've told me that before. The thing

0:24:16.040 --> 0:24:17.720
<v Speaker 2>and everything you say, I believe you say. It is

0:24:17.720 --> 0:24:18.040
<v Speaker 2>a thing.

0:24:18.200 --> 0:24:19.720
<v Speaker 4>It is a thing. Hello.

0:24:19.960 --> 0:24:23.440
<v Speaker 1>I love the my celial network, so like a little

0:24:23.440 --> 0:24:26.280
<v Speaker 1>bit that I play on YA is.

0:24:27.720 --> 0:24:28.200
<v Speaker 4>No matter.

0:24:30.000 --> 0:24:33.040
<v Speaker 1>My phone is connected to every single bluetooth object in

0:24:33.080 --> 0:24:36.119
<v Speaker 1>this house, in our old house, my car, literally everything,

0:24:36.720 --> 0:24:39.240
<v Speaker 1>and I only really do it to you, and it's

0:24:39.280 --> 0:24:41.520
<v Speaker 1>only a thought that I have to do to Enya,

0:24:42.080 --> 0:24:45.320
<v Speaker 1>but like when she like turns on a speaker in

0:24:45.359 --> 0:24:48.680
<v Speaker 1>the kitchen or whatever, and my phone automatically connects to it.

0:24:48.760 --> 0:24:53.119
<v Speaker 1>Like I genuinely, I don't have like a thought like

0:24:53.160 --> 0:24:55.159
<v Speaker 1>I do. I don't think it. My body just like

0:24:55.240 --> 0:24:57.919
<v Speaker 1>goes into action and like I immediately like clock that

0:24:58.000 --> 0:24:59.520
<v Speaker 1>my phone is connected to the speaker.

0:24:59.720 --> 0:25:03.400
<v Speaker 2>So I the jar is how quickly you realize that's exactly.

0:25:03.160 --> 0:25:05.439
<v Speaker 4>I know it's weird. It is, it is weird.

0:25:05.680 --> 0:25:07.480
<v Speaker 1>And so I go and start playing fart sounds or

0:25:07.520 --> 0:25:10.480
<v Speaker 1>porn sounds on the speakers. Most of the time it's

0:25:10.520 --> 0:25:12.520
<v Speaker 1>fart sounds. I tried porn sounds, but I don't think

0:25:12.520 --> 0:25:12.880
<v Speaker 1>they worked.

0:25:12.960 --> 0:25:15.520
<v Speaker 4>Yesterday I didn't. Yeah, I tried.

0:25:15.680 --> 0:25:17.480
<v Speaker 1>I really tried, because it was playing through my phone.

0:25:17.480 --> 0:25:19.320
<v Speaker 1>And then I got like really uncomfortable because I was like,

0:25:19.359 --> 0:25:21.560
<v Speaker 1>what if Josh just hears me listening to like gay

0:25:21.600 --> 0:25:23.840
<v Speaker 1>porn loud as fuck in my room. And I was like,

0:25:23.920 --> 0:25:26.000
<v Speaker 1>I honestly at one point was just owning it. I

0:25:26.040 --> 0:25:28.360
<v Speaker 1>was like, I don't give a fuck, Like this is mine.

0:25:28.480 --> 0:25:31.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna play really loud porn but walk around so

0:25:31.840 --> 0:25:33.080
<v Speaker 2>it sounds like.

0:25:33.040 --> 0:25:34.800
<v Speaker 4>I'm like took a podcast.

0:25:35.359 --> 0:25:37.960
<v Speaker 2>And like walking around. I'm gonna be in the kitchen

0:25:38.000 --> 0:25:40.479
<v Speaker 2>doing dishes and I'm just gonna have like a porn

0:25:40.600 --> 0:25:42.800
<v Speaker 2>open and like.

0:25:42.680 --> 0:25:46.880
<v Speaker 3>Speaking over rewinding to suit you, miss, I'm wanna.

0:25:46.640 --> 0:25:51.160
<v Speaker 2>Put the suction the octo buddy on the like any surface.

0:25:51.200 --> 0:25:55.160
<v Speaker 2>And why can't we watch porn on planes?

0:25:56.480 --> 0:26:01.280
<v Speaker 3>Why is that you can actually right if I next.

0:26:01.040 --> 0:26:03.080
<v Speaker 2>To you, because that's kind of essentially what the screen

0:26:03.160 --> 0:26:05.280
<v Speaker 2>ass see. It's like, yo, before you watch this, wait,

0:26:05.359 --> 0:26:06.840
<v Speaker 2>I saw who was sitting next to you.

0:26:07.040 --> 0:26:11.720
<v Speaker 1>I saw a clip on Instagram of this like probably

0:26:12.000 --> 0:26:15.480
<v Speaker 1>seven year old like boy sitting in the middle seat

0:26:15.600 --> 0:26:21.439
<v Speaker 1>and he was watching like kid's cartoon or adult cartoon.

0:26:21.480 --> 0:26:23.919
<v Speaker 1>I don't remember what it was, what show it was,

0:26:23.960 --> 0:26:25.800
<v Speaker 1>but there was a scene in it where this like

0:26:26.280 --> 0:26:29.560
<v Speaker 1>girl like tripped and fell into this dude's lap and

0:26:29.560 --> 0:26:32.120
<v Speaker 1>then she, like, I guess the funny part of it

0:26:32.200 --> 0:26:35.560
<v Speaker 1>was like just started twerking on his lap and this kid,

0:26:35.560 --> 0:26:39.720
<v Speaker 1>I'm not joking, rewinded that clip like thirty times and

0:26:39.800 --> 0:26:42.679
<v Speaker 1>this woman behind her got the whole fucking thing on video,

0:26:43.200 --> 0:26:45.679
<v Speaker 1>and uh it's like and it's like, you know, like

0:26:45.720 --> 0:26:49.440
<v Speaker 1>the joke where it's like no one like moves quicker

0:26:49.480 --> 0:26:51.360
<v Speaker 1>than a baby hanging up on you on an iPad,

0:26:51.520 --> 0:26:54.040
<v Speaker 1>like like just like quick as fuck. That one guy

0:26:54.080 --> 0:26:57.240
<v Speaker 1>that you think is hot Kui that like can catch things,

0:26:57.280 --> 0:26:58.960
<v Speaker 1>like that's a baby hanging up on an iPad.

0:26:59.440 --> 0:27:01.320
<v Speaker 4>But he was it was.

0:27:01.400 --> 0:27:02.840
<v Speaker 1>Crazy, like it was like robotic.

0:27:02.880 --> 0:27:03.560
<v Speaker 2>I want to see it was.

0:27:03.720 --> 0:27:06.959
<v Speaker 1>It was robotic, like he would like it would end,

0:27:07.040 --> 0:27:08.800
<v Speaker 1>she would get up, the cliff would end, and then

0:27:08.840 --> 0:27:11.080
<v Speaker 1>she would go woop or he would go and like

0:27:11.240 --> 0:27:13.480
<v Speaker 1>rewind it back the perfect amount and if he would

0:27:13.480 --> 0:27:15.919
<v Speaker 1>rewind it back too far on the plane, and if

0:27:15.960 --> 0:27:16.800
<v Speaker 1>you would rewind.

0:27:16.560 --> 0:27:17.280
<v Speaker 4>It back too far.

0:27:17.480 --> 0:27:19.240
<v Speaker 2>But I guess he's a kid. He has no idea,

0:27:19.359 --> 0:27:22.159
<v Speaker 2>Like he's not thinking like oh, people are going to

0:27:22.240 --> 0:27:24.120
<v Speaker 2>think anything of this. He's just like whoa.

0:27:24.280 --> 0:27:25.720
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he's like whoa.

0:27:25.920 --> 0:27:28.720
<v Speaker 1>But she said she told his mom in the commons

0:27:28.720 --> 0:27:30.960
<v Speaker 1>because everyone was like you better have told his mom,

0:27:31.040 --> 0:27:32.600
<v Speaker 1>and like she was like, I did tell his mom

0:27:32.640 --> 0:27:35.480
<v Speaker 1>because like it was four times too many, like he

0:27:35.560 --> 0:27:39.280
<v Speaker 1>did it so many times. But to answer your question, yes,

0:27:39.320 --> 0:27:40.560
<v Speaker 1>I watched porn on airplanes.

0:27:41.240 --> 0:27:43.080
<v Speaker 3>I think it is legal. But the only reason why

0:27:43.160 --> 0:27:45.679
<v Speaker 3>is because I remember when I was like twelve, I

0:27:45.720 --> 0:27:47.960
<v Speaker 3>was at the library and a guy was watching porn

0:27:47.960 --> 0:27:51.640
<v Speaker 3>on a computer and I was like, sorry, Kai, no,

0:27:51.720 --> 0:27:52.320
<v Speaker 3>it's okay.

0:27:52.480 --> 0:27:53.960
<v Speaker 2>I mean, this was nineteen sixty eight.

0:27:54.000 --> 0:27:56.600
<v Speaker 3>It wasn't nineteen sixty eight. It was not even close.

0:27:56.960 --> 0:27:59.000
<v Speaker 3>It wasn't even close to that.

0:27:59.320 --> 0:28:01.120
<v Speaker 2>Not too much on. The guy was different.

0:28:02.040 --> 0:28:05.000
<v Speaker 3>Well. I walked up to the librarian and I was like,

0:28:05.080 --> 0:28:09.360
<v Speaker 3>he's watching porn and she said, yeah, that's fine, You're

0:28:09.400 --> 0:28:12.600
<v Speaker 3>allowed to do that. And I was like, what are

0:28:12.600 --> 0:28:15.040
<v Speaker 3>you talking about. She said, yeah, that there's actually legally

0:28:15.080 --> 0:28:18.800
<v Speaker 3>nothing that we can do about that. Wow. But that's

0:28:18.800 --> 0:28:20.919
<v Speaker 3>what that one librarian said. So I don't know if

0:28:20.920 --> 0:28:22.120
<v Speaker 3>that's changed or.

0:28:22.119 --> 0:28:24.879
<v Speaker 2>She's down She's like, fucking let him go crazy.

0:28:24.960 --> 0:28:26.239
<v Speaker 4>I want to see what I'm in.

0:28:26.280 --> 0:28:28.000
<v Speaker 2>So I want to see what he's watching.

0:28:28.280 --> 0:28:29.959
<v Speaker 4>I want to get into I'm into it.

0:28:30.080 --> 0:28:33.120
<v Speaker 2>No, that is fucking insane, Like, but I guess it's

0:28:33.200 --> 0:28:36.040
<v Speaker 2>kind of like the thing that like, if you catch

0:28:36.160 --> 0:28:39.080
<v Speaker 2>some someone shoplifting at a lot of stores, you're not

0:28:39.200 --> 0:28:41.520
<v Speaker 2>allowed to do anything. So I wonder if there is

0:28:41.560 --> 0:28:44.840
<v Speaker 2>a weird legality. It's like how there's weird loopholes to

0:28:44.880 --> 0:28:46.880
<v Speaker 2>all the freak ship bitches want to do because bitches

0:28:46.880 --> 0:28:47.880
<v Speaker 2>are freaky and nasty.

0:28:48.200 --> 0:28:51.800
<v Speaker 4>No, King Cat pride is that a thing? I think?

0:28:51.880 --> 0:28:52.000
<v Speaker 2>So?

0:28:52.240 --> 0:28:54.520
<v Speaker 4>Really it's like a movement.

0:28:54.960 --> 0:28:57.040
<v Speaker 3>What is uh, do you guys know what aftercare is?

0:28:57.800 --> 0:28:58.040
<v Speaker 4>Hell?

0:28:58.200 --> 0:28:59.000
<v Speaker 2>No, what is that?

0:28:59.200 --> 0:29:00.560
<v Speaker 4>That sh it sounds weird as fuck.

0:29:00.640 --> 0:29:01.720
<v Speaker 3>I actually don't know.

0:29:02.080 --> 0:29:06.040
<v Speaker 1>And after shave after care like after sex care? Yeah,

0:29:06.840 --> 0:29:10.880
<v Speaker 1>would you do if like you throw just like a rotten,

0:29:10.960 --> 0:29:14.440
<v Speaker 1>moldy towel at the person and that's after car to

0:29:14.520 --> 0:29:16.240
<v Speaker 1>get the fuck out? Really?

0:29:16.440 --> 0:29:16.760
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

0:29:16.840 --> 0:29:18.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was gonna say, usually it's like.

0:29:21.520 --> 0:29:23.960
<v Speaker 3>That's great, Well, you know, after cares for me, I

0:29:24.000 --> 0:29:28.200
<v Speaker 3>will pull out my acoustic guitar and start playing a song.

0:29:28.760 --> 0:29:32.000
<v Speaker 2>I am not kidding. I am not kidding. I think

0:29:32.040 --> 0:29:34.040
<v Speaker 2>I would stab you. I think I would stab any

0:29:34.080 --> 0:29:36.560
<v Speaker 2>person who did that. If somebody actually like, I think

0:29:36.600 --> 0:29:40.400
<v Speaker 2>I would just leave. I would be so like that

0:29:40.480 --> 0:29:42.400
<v Speaker 2>to me is such a threat in a way that

0:29:42.440 --> 0:29:45.040
<v Speaker 2>I genuinely can't describe. What were we talking about this one?

0:29:45.320 --> 0:29:47.360
<v Speaker 4>We were talking about the Breaking Bad Lady House.

0:29:48.600 --> 0:29:52.000
<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, so, I mean we've all seen it by now,

0:29:52.120 --> 0:29:55.959
<v Speaker 1>but the lady at the Breaking Bad House is the

0:29:56.160 --> 0:29:57.240
<v Speaker 1>realist bitch.

0:29:57.000 --> 0:29:58.800
<v Speaker 4>On this fucking planet. I'm not kid.

0:29:59.400 --> 0:30:02.280
<v Speaker 1>I need hang out with her, like I no cameras,

0:30:02.360 --> 0:30:03.520
<v Speaker 1>Like I really just want.

0:30:03.320 --> 0:30:04.080
<v Speaker 4>To pick her brain.

0:30:04.160 --> 0:30:05.720
<v Speaker 2>There's chair beer.

0:30:05.880 --> 0:30:08.719
<v Speaker 1>Beers, like cigarettes, like all of it, because I know,

0:30:09.160 --> 0:30:12.160
<v Speaker 1>like she has the craziest takes of any human being

0:30:12.160 --> 0:30:15.920
<v Speaker 1>on this fucking planet. Like literally just her psyche is

0:30:15.960 --> 0:30:19.240
<v Speaker 1>so fascinating to me because like you'd think at some point.

0:30:19.080 --> 0:30:21.600
<v Speaker 4>She would just be like whatever, like it's not that deep.

0:30:21.680 --> 0:30:25.880
<v Speaker 1>But now she literally sits in her front yard all

0:30:26.040 --> 0:30:29.240
<v Speaker 1>fucking day long yelling at people taking pictures of her house,

0:30:29.280 --> 0:30:31.959
<v Speaker 1>which like respect, like I wouldn't want people taking pictures

0:30:31.960 --> 0:30:35.320
<v Speaker 1>of my house, but like spraying them with water hoses,

0:30:35.560 --> 0:30:38.120
<v Speaker 1>like throwing rocks at them, like I don't know if

0:30:38.120 --> 0:30:38.640
<v Speaker 1>she throws.

0:30:38.640 --> 0:30:41.640
<v Speaker 2>No, I love I'm obsessed with the water hose. I'm

0:30:41.720 --> 0:30:43.240
<v Speaker 2>so fucking obsessed with that.

0:30:43.400 --> 0:30:47.040
<v Speaker 1>No, she's so real, like she like she she has

0:30:47.120 --> 0:30:49.120
<v Speaker 1>the time, Like that's the thing is she has it

0:30:49.160 --> 0:30:50.080
<v Speaker 1>and she executes.

0:30:50.240 --> 0:30:53.720
<v Speaker 2>I both understand and don't understand, because to me, it's like, well,

0:30:53.760 --> 0:30:56.680
<v Speaker 2>you moved into the most famous house on TV. But

0:30:56.720 --> 0:30:59.600
<v Speaker 2>then I also understand because ho I just saw Breaking

0:30:59.680 --> 0:31:02.040
<v Speaker 2>Bad like two years ago. Maybe the bitch didn't give

0:31:02.080 --> 0:31:04.239
<v Speaker 2>a fuck about Breaking Bad, like it was like, if

0:31:04.280 --> 0:31:06.720
<v Speaker 2>you told me that I was buying like an apartment

0:31:06.720 --> 0:31:08.720
<v Speaker 2>in front of Abbey Road two years ago, I would

0:31:08.720 --> 0:31:10.680
<v Speaker 2>have been like, who's abby This is not her road.

0:31:10.720 --> 0:31:14.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm moving in, like this is my grip now, and

0:31:14.360 --> 0:31:16.560
<v Speaker 2>I would have been so mad. I also would be

0:31:16.600 --> 0:31:19.320
<v Speaker 2>mad if randomly there's Hella bitches on the street all

0:31:19.400 --> 0:31:22.640
<v Speaker 2>the time, like, wow.

0:31:22.520 --> 0:31:25.440
<v Speaker 1>The house is listed for sale for four million when

0:31:25.480 --> 0:31:28.120
<v Speaker 1>it's closer to value of three hundred and fifty k.

0:31:28.400 --> 0:31:30.600
<v Speaker 4>She literally she's here.

0:31:31.160 --> 0:31:33.960
<v Speaker 2>Love her, Like, seriously, if we put some of that

0:31:34.040 --> 0:31:37.880
<v Speaker 2>delusion in ourselves, I genuinely think we would be further.

0:31:38.640 --> 0:31:40.720
<v Speaker 2>I just don't have that kind of motivation for anything.

0:31:41.280 --> 0:31:42.640
<v Speaker 4>I just don't love myself.

0:31:43.120 --> 0:31:44.760
<v Speaker 2>I mean me either, but you know.

0:31:45.080 --> 0:31:46.920
<v Speaker 1>No, I literally hate myself.

0:31:47.280 --> 0:31:53.440
<v Speaker 3>Really, Yeah, you're dead ass, dead ass, that's fucking crazy.

0:31:53.600 --> 0:31:59.280
<v Speaker 2>Well, I love you, I love you. I need to

0:31:59.320 --> 0:32:01.800
<v Speaker 2>see the video her, I like need it. I'm like shaking.

0:32:01.840 --> 0:32:03.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm withdrawing from the video of her.

0:32:03.840 --> 0:32:05.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to find out how much she got paid

0:32:06.320 --> 0:32:09.560
<v Speaker 1>to live or to rent out her house for that, because,

0:32:09.600 --> 0:32:12.880
<v Speaker 1>like I mean, she's retired since before. I think she

0:32:13.000 --> 0:32:14.080
<v Speaker 1>might have bought the house.

0:32:15.000 --> 0:32:15.960
<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

0:32:17.400 --> 0:32:18.600
<v Speaker 2>How we need to talk to her.

0:32:19.480 --> 0:32:23.040
<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, this article quote unquote, we're done owner of

0:32:23.040 --> 0:32:25.600
<v Speaker 1>Walter White's house and breaking bad puts it on market

0:32:25.640 --> 0:32:30.680
<v Speaker 1>for formulion. We're done, turn it into an airbnb, like

0:32:30.760 --> 0:32:33.600
<v Speaker 1>what like literally airbnb that bitch out They did that

0:32:33.600 --> 0:32:35.239
<v Speaker 1>with a call Me by your Name house, and like,

0:32:35.320 --> 0:32:37.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure they fucking retired off of that. I want

0:32:37.600 --> 0:32:39.600
<v Speaker 1>to go to that house so fucking bad, y'all. I

0:32:39.640 --> 0:32:42.200
<v Speaker 1>literally started crying, not even watching Call Me by Your Name,

0:32:42.200 --> 0:32:45.200
<v Speaker 1>but just thinking about it. Unrequired love does something to

0:32:45.240 --> 0:32:47.680
<v Speaker 1>me that like I genuinely like, oh my god, I

0:32:47.760 --> 0:32:50.040
<v Speaker 1>want to rip my fucking heart out of my goddamn chest.

0:32:50.080 --> 0:32:52.040
<v Speaker 1>I love unrequited love, but I hate it.

0:32:53.560 --> 0:32:55.400
<v Speaker 4>The yearning, the yearning.

0:32:55.640 --> 0:32:59.240
<v Speaker 1>You know, I decided I hate yearning. What I don't

0:32:59.240 --> 0:33:01.760
<v Speaker 1>want to yearn. I don't want to yearn anymore. I'm different.

0:33:01.840 --> 0:33:04.200
<v Speaker 2>Well, I think there's like different levels to yearning. I

0:33:04.200 --> 0:33:11.840
<v Speaker 2>think the general audience has now assumed that yearning has

0:33:11.880 --> 0:33:14.080
<v Speaker 2>to be negative, But I'm like, yearning can be fun,

0:33:14.200 --> 0:33:16.320
<v Speaker 2>but yearning, I think is usually fun when it's yearning

0:33:16.320 --> 0:33:17.000
<v Speaker 2>on both sides.

0:33:17.120 --> 0:33:20.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm fucking crazy, Like that's that is the problem.

0:33:20.480 --> 0:33:22.920
<v Speaker 2>That's why you like yearning is because you're not yearning,

0:33:23.000 --> 0:33:24.440
<v Speaker 2>you are literally loosing.

0:33:24.840 --> 0:33:27.840
<v Speaker 1>Fucking I'm a crazy person, y'all. Like you really think

0:33:27.880 --> 0:33:31.320
<v Speaker 1>it's a bit but like no, like I'm genuinely fucking crazy, Like.

0:33:34.280 --> 0:33:37.560
<v Speaker 2>He's not. I guess you have you don't do crazy actions,

0:33:37.600 --> 0:33:39.160
<v Speaker 2>you have crazy person thoughts.

0:33:39.240 --> 0:33:41.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you can convince.

0:33:40.800 --> 0:33:44.800
<v Speaker 2>Yourself of everything. That's why you need to meet Ali.

0:33:46.360 --> 0:33:49.240
<v Speaker 2>I know Sarah. I'll call her Sarah so you don't

0:33:49.240 --> 0:33:49.880
<v Speaker 2>get confused.

0:33:50.000 --> 0:33:53.160
<v Speaker 1>At least, Bagnola is my queen. Come on the pod.

0:33:53.520 --> 0:33:54.800
<v Speaker 1>I really want to pick your brain.

0:33:55.160 --> 0:33:56.640
<v Speaker 2>I actually would love to talk to her.

0:33:56.680 --> 0:33:59.440
<v Speaker 1>I literally, like I don't know if I've talked about

0:33:59.440 --> 0:34:03.200
<v Speaker 1>this publicly before, but like she literally means something to me.

0:34:04.240 --> 0:34:05.920
<v Speaker 1>And I feel weird saying this because we go to

0:34:05.920 --> 0:34:07.480
<v Speaker 1>the same gym and she sees me, and.

0:34:07.440 --> 0:34:08.400
<v Speaker 4>I think she's scared of me.

0:34:08.440 --> 0:34:10.279
<v Speaker 1>But I am obsessed with this woman in a way

0:34:10.320 --> 0:34:13.280
<v Speaker 1>that like I've never been obsessed with another You and Josie.

0:34:13.280 --> 0:34:14.560
<v Speaker 4>It's I'm gay, don't joy.

0:34:14.719 --> 0:34:18.279
<v Speaker 2>It's like it's how I feel about like Evan and

0:34:18.360 --> 0:34:21.120
<v Speaker 2>Caitlin and like even like a Sofia video, like I

0:34:21.200 --> 0:34:23.680
<v Speaker 2>watch like certain people genuinely because I'm just like, wow,

0:34:23.760 --> 0:34:26.880
<v Speaker 2>you bring me like a comfort. And I also like

0:34:26.960 --> 0:34:29.160
<v Speaker 2>falling asleep to your car I love, but that's different.

0:34:29.400 --> 0:34:33.680
<v Speaker 2>I like falling asleep to those like people. And you

0:34:33.680 --> 0:34:34.600
<v Speaker 2>you know what, I'll give it.

0:34:35.520 --> 0:34:36.040
<v Speaker 4>Thank you.

0:34:36.560 --> 0:34:43.440
<v Speaker 2>It's like I thank you. No, I don't, I.

0:34:45.280 --> 0:34:49.160
<v Speaker 1>Love bag. What were we talking about before I derailed

0:34:49.200 --> 0:34:53.600
<v Speaker 1>the conversation like usual, Oh, yearning crazy person thoughts. No,

0:34:53.760 --> 0:34:56.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't do crazy things. That's embarrassing. If you do

0:34:57.000 --> 0:35:00.319
<v Speaker 1>crazy things, you're fucking embarrassing. Get a grip on fucking reality.

0:35:00.719 --> 0:35:07.440
<v Speaker 1>But oh, I can convince myself of realities that do

0:35:07.560 --> 0:35:11.080
<v Speaker 1>not exist better than I think anybody else on this planet.

0:35:11.080 --> 0:35:14.279
<v Speaker 1>Like I really like the thoughts that I have in

0:35:14.320 --> 0:35:21.799
<v Speaker 1>my head become so real, And there's even a part

0:35:21.800 --> 0:35:24.240
<v Speaker 1>of my brain where I'm like, I am fucking crazy

0:35:24.280 --> 0:35:26.680
<v Speaker 1>and I know this is crazy and I'm making all

0:35:26.719 --> 0:35:28.479
<v Speaker 1>of this up, but I.

0:35:28.400 --> 0:35:31.400
<v Speaker 4>Still believe it. I still believe it.

0:35:31.520 --> 0:35:33.960
<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, I don't. Well at this point, I don't

0:35:34.000 --> 0:35:36.759
<v Speaker 2>know what you believe. Like, I'm not even kidding, because

0:35:36.760 --> 0:35:39.040
<v Speaker 2>it's so confusing to keep up where your brand lands

0:35:39.040 --> 0:35:44.440
<v Speaker 2>on it, where your brain lands on anything, because you

0:35:44.440 --> 0:35:46.279
<v Speaker 2>you go back and forth. But it's just because you're

0:35:46.280 --> 0:35:50.760
<v Speaker 2>indecisive in nature already. And I'm indecisive, but I'm more

0:35:51.000 --> 0:35:54.319
<v Speaker 2>willing to be impulsive. You're not. You're indecisive and you

0:35:54.360 --> 0:35:58.759
<v Speaker 2>are literally held down by like it is. Trump wants

0:35:58.800 --> 0:36:00.799
<v Speaker 2>to put that anxiety don't over the US. If he

0:36:00.840 --> 0:36:03.200
<v Speaker 2>really wants to protect the US, he needs to put

0:36:03.239 --> 0:36:04.239
<v Speaker 2>Dru's anxiety dome.

0:36:04.480 --> 0:36:07.480
<v Speaker 1>No I this everyone who comes up, I run this

0:36:07.600 --> 0:36:11.680
<v Speaker 1>bitch like I'm lesbian behind at McDonald's counter, Like, put

0:36:11.680 --> 0:36:12.520
<v Speaker 1>me in office?

0:36:14.840 --> 0:36:16.120
<v Speaker 4>What the fuck was I gonna say?

0:36:16.280 --> 0:36:17.400
<v Speaker 2>I think you just like I.

0:36:17.600 --> 0:36:19.960
<v Speaker 1>I guess I just need to get on medication. But

0:36:20.040 --> 0:36:25.239
<v Speaker 1>I really like I don't, don't do it. Don't put

0:36:25.239 --> 0:36:25.920
<v Speaker 1>me on meds.

0:36:26.000 --> 0:36:33.200
<v Speaker 3>Like literally, I'm gonna stab you with the syringe of wildbutrin.

0:36:33.920 --> 0:36:35.440
<v Speaker 4>I would I honestly do that.

0:36:35.520 --> 0:36:37.760
<v Speaker 1>At some point, I'm gonna stab you in the fucking

0:36:37.840 --> 0:36:41.960
<v Speaker 1>brain with the blunt forced object. I'm from the Bronx,

0:36:42.040 --> 0:36:44.480
<v Speaker 1>that's all right, what is it, I'm from Brooklyn, that's

0:36:44.480 --> 0:36:44.879
<v Speaker 1>all right.

0:36:46.480 --> 0:36:48.840
<v Speaker 2>The Australian dude who's he's from.

0:36:48.600 --> 0:36:50.640
<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn, he's even from New Zealand.

0:36:51.239 --> 0:36:54.279
<v Speaker 2>I always mix up Australian and New Zealand because to me,

0:36:54.360 --> 0:36:56.440
<v Speaker 2>those like the accents sounds.

0:36:56.120 --> 0:36:58.480
<v Speaker 1>So so I have trade in New Zealand when I

0:36:58.480 --> 0:37:00.960
<v Speaker 1>pull up to New Zealand. I'm not even kidding. I

0:37:01.000 --> 0:37:04.600
<v Speaker 1>had only to New Zealand. I was planning how long

0:37:04.640 --> 0:37:08.279
<v Speaker 1>have they been waiting? I was planning a through hike,

0:37:08.400 --> 0:37:13.759
<v Speaker 1>pre pandemic. I got trying to do yeah, like no,

0:37:13.880 --> 0:37:17.759
<v Speaker 1>since twenty nineighteen. I have him on the short least

0:37:17.760 --> 0:37:20.120
<v Speaker 1>too short least too I'm like, Oh, if you hook

0:37:20.200 --> 0:37:22.719
<v Speaker 1>up with anybody else, I'll kill you.

0:37:22.760 --> 0:37:23.040
<v Speaker 3>Guys.

0:37:23.040 --> 0:37:23.640
<v Speaker 4>I'm joking.

0:37:24.840 --> 0:37:27.040
<v Speaker 3>He's not joking. I watched him send that text message

0:37:27.080 --> 0:37:28.680
<v Speaker 3>before the episode started.

0:37:28.480 --> 0:37:30.399
<v Speaker 2>And when he didn't get a response, he said, hello,

0:37:30.640 --> 0:37:31.480
<v Speaker 2>I know you read.

0:37:31.400 --> 0:37:35.480
<v Speaker 3>Those He sent it with the invisible effect to milk.

0:37:36.840 --> 0:37:40.839
<v Speaker 1>The dude. I'm just like, I'm so rotted by Jonas

0:37:40.920 --> 0:37:41.520
<v Speaker 1>right now?

0:37:43.360 --> 0:37:46.920
<v Speaker 4>Who Jonas? Air cut? Air cut?

0:37:47.640 --> 0:37:49.280
<v Speaker 1>I want to go to one of his comedy shows?

0:37:49.280 --> 0:37:51.440
<v Speaker 1>So fucking bad his sets kill me.

0:37:51.560 --> 0:37:52.720
<v Speaker 3>We should go to the next one.

0:37:52.880 --> 0:37:53.600
<v Speaker 4>When are they?

0:37:53.880 --> 0:37:55.520
<v Speaker 1>I know there was one on Friday and I wanted

0:37:55.520 --> 0:37:57.680
<v Speaker 1>to go, but I had obligation.

0:37:58.640 --> 0:38:00.000
<v Speaker 2>I forgot what I was going to say.

0:38:01.360 --> 0:38:05.000
<v Speaker 4>Hold on, hello, Hi, It's true.

0:38:05.040 --> 0:38:06.839
<v Speaker 1>I just wanted to let you hear my voice for

0:38:06.880 --> 0:38:08.080
<v Speaker 1>the first time over the app.

0:38:10.840 --> 0:38:15.759
<v Speaker 2>He is, what's that? A well? That?

0:38:20.280 --> 0:38:21.439
<v Speaker 4>God damn it bad?

0:38:21.560 --> 0:38:22.280
<v Speaker 3>Was the guy.

0:38:22.600 --> 0:38:27.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that was his response. He sounds like Lady Gaga's bodyguard.

0:38:29.520 --> 0:38:30.520
<v Speaker 2>What does that mean?

0:38:31.560 --> 0:38:31.959
<v Speaker 1>You know.

0:38:33.480 --> 0:38:35.960
<v Speaker 3>She? I know you want to be.

0:38:37.920 --> 0:38:40.799
<v Speaker 1>I know you want me to do bed.

0:38:41.280 --> 0:38:44.799
<v Speaker 2>That's not her actual bodyguard. No, it is the vocalist

0:38:45.080 --> 0:38:45.800
<v Speaker 2>in the song.

0:38:46.040 --> 0:38:47.319
<v Speaker 4>Yes, what song is that?

0:38:47.600 --> 0:38:50.120
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, but like, why would you think that?

0:38:50.560 --> 0:38:50.680
<v Speaker 3>No?

0:38:50.760 --> 0:38:52.399
<v Speaker 4>It is, it is, it is, it is.

0:38:52.440 --> 0:38:54.120
<v Speaker 1>Hold on, I can't lie.

0:38:54.200 --> 0:38:58.000
<v Speaker 2>The only bodyguard lore I've like relatively kept up with

0:38:58.120 --> 0:38:58.760
<v Speaker 2>is Beyonce.

0:38:59.360 --> 0:39:12.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, famous, Okay, that's her bodyguard. You have Allied tattooed

0:39:12.280 --> 0:39:14.000
<v Speaker 1>on your fucking forehead and you don't.

0:39:13.760 --> 0:39:15.800
<v Speaker 2>Know that Alli. It is Ali.

0:39:16.000 --> 0:39:17.800
<v Speaker 1>It is Ali's bag.

0:39:21.960 --> 0:39:25.000
<v Speaker 2>I didn't get it tattooed with the colors. With that

0:39:25.160 --> 0:39:28.120
<v Speaker 2>in mind, every other month of the year, no one

0:39:28.200 --> 0:39:30.640
<v Speaker 2>is going to think it says that word. It's only

0:39:30.680 --> 0:39:34.840
<v Speaker 2>in June. And if anything, maybe I'll get a discount

0:39:34.840 --> 0:39:37.520
<v Speaker 2>everywhere I go because it's been happening. I've gotten a

0:39:37.520 --> 0:39:39.600
<v Speaker 2>lot of free coffees in Echo Park.

0:39:39.880 --> 0:39:40.360
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:39:40.480 --> 0:39:43.719
<v Speaker 1>Alfred's Alfred's hooked it up. They sent two bags of

0:39:43.800 --> 0:39:45.839
<v Speaker 1>coffee today, Drew.

0:39:45.880 --> 0:39:47.839
<v Speaker 3>I didn't want to bring up something that I think

0:39:47.960 --> 0:39:52.879
<v Speaker 3>you might find interesting, which is that they're building brains. Two.

0:39:55.160 --> 0:39:58.160
<v Speaker 3>They're making computers out of real brain cells.

0:39:58.200 --> 0:40:00.560
<v Speaker 4>Now or I've been seeing this, keep it up.

0:40:01.239 --> 0:40:03.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and they're they're planning on building like a huge

0:40:03.640 --> 0:40:05.680
<v Speaker 3>server in the United States which.

0:40:05.480 --> 0:40:06.960
<v Speaker 4>Is out of human brains.

0:40:07.040 --> 0:40:09.560
<v Speaker 3>It's gonna be brain, human brain cell.

0:40:10.600 --> 0:40:14.200
<v Speaker 1>Are they taking the tissue from people or are they.

0:40:13.840 --> 0:40:16.000
<v Speaker 3>I don't know. I don't know, but this is like real,

0:40:16.080 --> 0:40:17.240
<v Speaker 3>this is happening, and they.

0:40:17.880 --> 0:40:20.080
<v Speaker 1>Imagine they take your brain tissue and it like splits

0:40:20.120 --> 0:40:20.879
<v Speaker 1>your personality.

0:40:20.920 --> 0:40:23.360
<v Speaker 3>I think it's like from a real brain cell and

0:40:23.400 --> 0:40:25.120
<v Speaker 3>then they like clone it. I don't know.

0:40:25.200 --> 0:40:27.080
<v Speaker 1>But whose brain cell they need to take mine? I

0:40:27.360 --> 0:40:29.160
<v Speaker 1>will literally give them mind. I'm not even kidding.

0:40:29.200 --> 0:40:30.840
<v Speaker 3>They can like go in and take a build the

0:40:30.880 --> 0:40:31.839
<v Speaker 3>gay supercomputer.

0:40:32.000 --> 0:40:34.759
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, instead of oh wait no wait, this is that

0:40:34.840 --> 0:40:36.200
<v Speaker 1>we need to we need to workshop this.

0:40:36.200 --> 0:40:37.400
<v Speaker 3>Right now, yeah, super intelligent.

0:40:37.440 --> 0:40:40.960
<v Speaker 1>No, we need to workshop this because you know, I

0:40:41.000 --> 0:40:41.239
<v Speaker 1>got it.

0:40:41.280 --> 0:40:41.680
<v Speaker 4>I got it.

0:40:42.160 --> 0:40:45.160
<v Speaker 1>Computer speaking binary, the gay computer speaks in non binary.

0:40:45.239 --> 0:40:50.239
<v Speaker 3>Wow, that cook, that cook? I know you feel better now,

0:40:50.320 --> 0:40:51.360
<v Speaker 3>I know that should just let you.

0:40:53.040 --> 0:40:55.560
<v Speaker 2>The thing is, I genuinely think we need to back

0:40:55.680 --> 0:40:58.000
<v Speaker 2>the fuck up, because what are you even talking about?

0:40:58.040 --> 0:41:01.200
<v Speaker 2>Like what that shouldn't be happening. And I think I'm

0:41:01.239 --> 0:41:06.160
<v Speaker 2>going to start ordering a bunch of random chemicals and

0:41:06.200 --> 0:41:09.600
<v Speaker 2>then mix them up and get my pilot's license similar

0:41:09.640 --> 0:41:12.160
<v Speaker 2>to Nathan Fielder. But really, what I'm going to do

0:41:12.200 --> 0:41:14.960
<v Speaker 2>is put all of those random chemicals into the back

0:41:15.000 --> 0:41:17.680
<v Speaker 2>of my private plane because I will be allocating the

0:41:17.719 --> 0:41:20.360
<v Speaker 2>funds to buy a small personal flyer.

0:41:20.239 --> 0:41:22.640
<v Speaker 4>Jet that's gonna take you thirty years.

0:41:23.840 --> 0:41:27.879
<v Speaker 2>No, I have my ways, I have whole. So y'all

0:41:28.160 --> 0:41:30.440
<v Speaker 2>gonna get Oh, trust it's gonna get done.

0:41:30.640 --> 0:41:33.560
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna leave a poll in the comment. Should en

0:41:33.640 --> 0:41:39.880
<v Speaker 1>you start selling whole for me to give me money?

0:41:39.960 --> 0:41:40.680
<v Speaker 2>You don't pay me?

0:41:41.160 --> 0:41:43.560
<v Speaker 4>No, I'm not saying. I'm not saying no, you pay me.

0:41:43.960 --> 0:41:46.479
<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm saying. Yeah, you sell at this point,

0:41:46.480 --> 0:41:47.359
<v Speaker 2>you make me pay you.

0:41:47.840 --> 0:41:50.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, it's because you don't have to bring

0:41:50.160 --> 0:41:51.240
<v Speaker 1>this up fucking publicly.

0:41:51.440 --> 0:41:53.000
<v Speaker 2>Bro, It's not not weird.

0:41:53.120 --> 0:41:55.239
<v Speaker 3>I don't think we should talk podcast. I feel like

0:41:55.239 --> 0:41:55.880
<v Speaker 3>it's not appropriate.

0:41:56.000 --> 0:41:58.000
<v Speaker 2>Is that not weird? Though it is weird and I

0:41:58.080 --> 0:41:59.960
<v Speaker 2>have to pay to have sex with my partner.

0:42:00.080 --> 0:42:01.960
<v Speaker 3>It's weird. But again I don't think we should. This

0:42:02.000 --> 0:42:04.520
<v Speaker 3>isn't the right. It's just weird platform to talk about it.

0:42:04.600 --> 0:42:06.200
<v Speaker 2>And he he has that's with a bunch of other

0:42:06.200 --> 0:42:06.799
<v Speaker 2>people when he.

0:42:06.800 --> 0:42:13.600
<v Speaker 4>Makes them pay him to women not people. Women. Take

0:42:13.600 --> 0:42:16.200
<v Speaker 4>that very clear, Just to be clear.

0:42:16.440 --> 0:42:18.880
<v Speaker 2>I really want us to go on like an old show,

0:42:19.040 --> 0:42:22.560
<v Speaker 2>like you know, when they would get like back in

0:42:22.680 --> 0:42:25.600
<v Speaker 2>the Golden Age, when they would get celebrity couples on

0:42:25.680 --> 0:42:28.440
<v Speaker 2>live TV and have them duke it out publicly like

0:42:28.920 --> 0:42:30.959
<v Speaker 2>area I need that you would cover.

0:42:31.360 --> 0:42:33.560
<v Speaker 1>We would literally we would fry americ.

0:42:33.719 --> 0:42:35.200
<v Speaker 3>Have you seen the couple's therapy show?

0:42:35.560 --> 0:42:37.440
<v Speaker 4>Yes, we were just talking about.

0:42:37.600 --> 0:42:39.120
<v Speaker 3>Did you just watch the poly One?

0:42:39.520 --> 0:42:39.719
<v Speaker 1>No?

0:42:39.800 --> 0:42:40.239
<v Speaker 4>Not yet?

0:42:40.360 --> 0:42:41.719
<v Speaker 3>It's so good.

0:42:41.760 --> 0:42:43.200
<v Speaker 2>Oh wait, I think I did get to that and

0:42:43.239 --> 0:42:46.120
<v Speaker 2>I was like, it's so fucking funny.

0:42:47.920 --> 0:42:50.440
<v Speaker 3>Really I watch I was like, this is really interesting

0:42:50.520 --> 0:42:52.880
<v Speaker 3>and maybe this is something that I'm interested in. Is

0:42:52.920 --> 0:42:53.399
<v Speaker 3>doing this?

0:42:53.680 --> 0:42:56.279
<v Speaker 1>No seeds is like I think I think I have

0:42:56.320 --> 0:42:58.880
<v Speaker 1>a poly bone in my body, but I am also

0:42:59.000 --> 0:43:03.080
<v Speaker 1>super territory and if the person I'm with hooked up

0:43:03.080 --> 0:43:04.640
<v Speaker 1>with someone, I would kill both of them.

0:43:04.800 --> 0:43:06.920
<v Speaker 2>The poly bone in my body is I'm a slut.

0:43:07.160 --> 0:43:08.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's the polyon.

0:43:09.600 --> 0:43:11.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like I just don't give a fuck, Like what, I.

0:43:12.000 --> 0:43:13.719
<v Speaker 3>Don't think I could do it, Honestly, I don't think

0:43:13.719 --> 0:43:15.120
<v Speaker 3>I have the mental fortitude for that.

0:43:15.360 --> 0:43:18.000
<v Speaker 2>I don't I would actually it would be there was

0:43:18.239 --> 0:43:21.080
<v Speaker 2>There is no world where I think I have the

0:43:21.120 --> 0:43:26.360
<v Speaker 2>mental strength to remove sex from a point of like

0:43:26.440 --> 0:43:30.080
<v Speaker 2>intimacy and admiration and like what it means to me.

0:43:30.200 --> 0:43:33.320
<v Speaker 2>There's new world Like what.

0:43:33.480 --> 0:43:35.800
<v Speaker 1>I like decided I don't give a fuck about sex.

0:43:37.840 --> 0:43:38.759
<v Speaker 4>I really don't care.

0:43:40.520 --> 0:43:42.720
<v Speaker 3>That's cool, that's good.

0:43:42.960 --> 0:43:44.800
<v Speaker 2>I mean to go from like the kind of slut

0:43:44.840 --> 0:43:48.040
<v Speaker 2>you were to that is genuinely proof that anything can happen.

0:43:48.320 --> 0:43:50.279
<v Speaker 2>The gay computer is right here to.

0:43:50.200 --> 0:43:52.680
<v Speaker 3>Go from flying to New Zealand to have sex to

0:43:52.800 --> 0:43:54.520
<v Speaker 3>not having sex or even enjoying it.

0:43:54.719 --> 0:43:56.640
<v Speaker 2>No, not even he was gonna fly to New Zealand

0:43:56.640 --> 0:43:59.160
<v Speaker 2>and do a backpacking trip.

0:43:59.400 --> 0:44:04.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, friend a through hike, A through hike, of trade

0:44:04.640 --> 0:44:05.720
<v Speaker 1>my trade through hike.

0:44:06.320 --> 0:44:08.759
<v Speaker 4>This is this was real. I'm not kidding.

0:44:08.520 --> 0:44:12.160
<v Speaker 2>Honestly, Like if there was a gorgeous like because that

0:44:12.200 --> 0:44:12.960
<v Speaker 2>would be Gordon's.

0:44:13.040 --> 0:44:15.759
<v Speaker 1>It's like backpacking through New Zealand, the most beautiful hike

0:44:15.800 --> 0:44:16.640
<v Speaker 1>on the world, in the world.

0:44:16.560 --> 0:44:19.279
<v Speaker 2>But there's a bad bitch every couple of miles. Bitch,

0:44:19.280 --> 0:44:26.440
<v Speaker 2>I'm getting it done in record time. I'm literally sprinting. Yeah,

0:44:26.480 --> 0:44:28.319
<v Speaker 2>I would sprint there at the same time on the

0:44:28.320 --> 0:44:30.680
<v Speaker 2>walk and then take like a thirty minute power nap

0:44:30.719 --> 0:44:32.360
<v Speaker 2>and then wake up and like brush my teeth in

0:44:32.360 --> 0:44:35.200
<v Speaker 2>the backyard with like one of those like Amazon ass

0:44:35.280 --> 0:44:36.760
<v Speaker 2>like to go to brushes.

0:44:38.640 --> 0:44:39.720
<v Speaker 3>True, where did you go.

0:44:41.760 --> 0:44:42.520
<v Speaker 2>To his trade?

0:44:42.680 --> 0:44:42.919
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

0:44:44.640 --> 0:44:45.800
<v Speaker 2>To the depths of his mind?

0:44:45.880 --> 0:44:49.960
<v Speaker 3>Think astro projecting to hook up with your trade.

0:44:52.880 --> 0:44:53.880
<v Speaker 4>We're so back.

0:45:00.880 --> 0:45:08.400
<v Speaker 2>Like about by trade. It'll ground me. Can I have

0:45:08.480 --> 0:45:09.480
<v Speaker 2>your arm band? Kai?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Of course?

0:45:11.400 --> 0:45:12.480
<v Speaker 4>Wait Kai, before.

0:45:17.239 --> 0:45:18.400
<v Speaker 2>Hey, you dropped a bunch.

0:45:18.160 --> 0:45:28.600
<v Speaker 3>Of stuff that feels good when we do that. It

0:45:28.640 --> 0:45:31.479
<v Speaker 3>was so easy to get that off of my slender arm.

0:45:31.600 --> 0:45:32.520
<v Speaker 3>It kind of fell off.

0:45:32.560 --> 0:45:36.640
<v Speaker 2>Actually, oh my god, Kai, you're a fucking monster. He

0:45:36.680 --> 0:45:39.200
<v Speaker 2>couldn't find the right thumb hole and he ripped through.

0:45:39.360 --> 0:45:41.920
<v Speaker 3>No, I swear I found ripped.

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<v Speaker 2>Through on the other side.

0:45:43.000 --> 0:45:44.320
<v Speaker 1>You can't find the right hole.

0:45:44.600 --> 0:45:45.440
<v Speaker 3>That's not true.

0:45:45.640 --> 0:45:46.719
<v Speaker 2>I guess that's Kay's vibe.

0:45:46.760 --> 0:45:49.200
<v Speaker 3>I have success rate with finding the right hole.

0:45:49.239 --> 0:45:50.759
<v Speaker 2>That in mind if you're interested.

0:45:50.400 --> 0:45:54.520
<v Speaker 3>In it, it's not that's not real. Okay, they look good.

0:45:54.920 --> 0:45:56.600
<v Speaker 3>I really liked how my arm looked in that.

0:45:57.920 --> 0:45:59.879
<v Speaker 1>I have one hole and Kai can't find it.

0:46:01.640 --> 0:46:02.480
<v Speaker 3>You have more than that?

0:46:04.400 --> 0:46:04.520
<v Speaker 7>Hey?

0:46:04.600 --> 0:46:06.600
<v Speaker 3>What its more than one?

0:46:07.440 --> 0:46:10.040
<v Speaker 2>What are you doing? Why are you muffled? Oh? For

0:46:10.120 --> 0:46:13.840
<v Speaker 2>the audio listeners, Kai had Drew's balls in his mouth.

0:46:17.680 --> 0:46:19.000
<v Speaker 3>Do you think it'd be a funny bit if I

0:46:19.040 --> 0:46:22.000
<v Speaker 3>was doing whipp its dring? And then sometimes I would respond,

0:46:22.040 --> 0:46:25.080
<v Speaker 3>it's like a really deep boy and I'm cooked.

0:46:27.440 --> 0:46:29.799
<v Speaker 2>I actually would love that, dude, I'm not kidding. Like

0:46:31.480 --> 0:46:35.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm a few scrolls away on my iPhone from math.

0:46:36.400 --> 0:46:37.799
<v Speaker 2>I'm just a few scrolls away.

0:46:37.960 --> 0:46:40.040
<v Speaker 3>I will say meth is one of the drugs that

0:46:40.080 --> 0:46:41.440
<v Speaker 3>I am interested in.

0:46:41.560 --> 0:46:42.960
<v Speaker 2>You know, let's do math together, ky.

0:46:43.120 --> 0:46:47.040
<v Speaker 3>I'm just I would I'm serious. I would have loved that. Sorry,

0:46:47.080 --> 0:46:47.880
<v Speaker 3>I need to chill.

0:46:47.680 --> 0:46:50.040
<v Speaker 2>Out, but I know, like you kind of lit up.

0:46:50.160 --> 0:46:53.360
<v Speaker 3>Whenever I like look up stories of what people do

0:46:53.440 --> 0:46:55.000
<v Speaker 3>on math, I'm like, this is cool.

0:46:55.200 --> 0:46:56.040
<v Speaker 4>It sounds fun.

0:46:56.200 --> 0:46:58.280
<v Speaker 3>Actually building a bicycle out.

0:46:58.080 --> 0:47:02.000
<v Speaker 2>Of the build and I are gonna exit home. We

0:47:02.040 --> 0:47:03.800
<v Speaker 2>do method literally with like a production.

0:47:03.960 --> 0:47:07.520
<v Speaker 1>They like paint their walls and tally marks that turns

0:47:07.719 --> 0:47:10.960
<v Speaker 1>lit as fuck, Like.

0:47:14.960 --> 0:47:18.120
<v Speaker 2>No, I genuinely think I would be completely addicted to math.

0:47:18.160 --> 0:47:20.280
<v Speaker 2>I'll watch you do math. I'll be your math tripsetter

0:47:20.280 --> 0:47:20.960
<v Speaker 2>if you want to do math.

0:47:21.000 --> 0:47:21.920
<v Speaker 3>Oh that's really sweet.

0:47:22.000 --> 0:47:23.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'll take care of you.

0:47:23.520 --> 0:47:28.960
<v Speaker 1>I just don't find this funny as a previous mathews

0:47:29.000 --> 0:47:33.080
<v Speaker 1>her in a past life, in a past I've done

0:47:33.080 --> 0:47:34.160
<v Speaker 1>meth before on accident.

0:47:34.280 --> 0:47:36.120
<v Speaker 2>Well, one of my altars does math a lot, and

0:47:36.120 --> 0:47:38.319
<v Speaker 2>it actually upsets me because this is my body too.

0:47:38.400 --> 0:47:42.640
<v Speaker 1>Girl, that's you. You can't blame your addiction on an altar.

0:47:47.440 --> 0:47:49.839
<v Speaker 2>It really upsets us.

0:47:49.920 --> 0:47:54.320
<v Speaker 3>One of Drew's altars has ran through and so he guess.

0:47:54.239 --> 0:47:59.839
<v Speaker 2>That's how the Drew compartmentalize, Like what one of Drew's

0:47:59.840 --> 0:48:01.320
<v Speaker 2>all has a thousand bodies.

0:48:02.719 --> 0:48:05.760
<v Speaker 1>One of my altars was planning a trip to New Zealand.

0:48:07.520 --> 0:48:08.320
<v Speaker 4>That was not me.

0:48:10.640 --> 0:48:11.200
<v Speaker 2>Next time.

0:48:11.440 --> 0:48:14.160
<v Speaker 1>I just saw one of the metro cars drive by

0:48:14.320 --> 0:48:15.240
<v Speaker 1>the Metro ubers.

0:48:15.800 --> 0:48:18.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh I haven't seen those. Yeah, I didn't see it.

0:48:18.880 --> 0:48:20.040
<v Speaker 4>It was a micro it drove by.

0:48:20.160 --> 0:48:22.200
<v Speaker 2>There's not even I'm not kidding, guys. We're not in

0:48:22.200 --> 0:48:23.440
<v Speaker 2>a room with a window. I don't know what the

0:48:23.480 --> 0:48:25.560
<v Speaker 2>fox you're talking about.

0:48:24.960 --> 0:48:28.879
<v Speaker 1>One of my altars is subsessed with public transportation.

0:48:29.080 --> 0:48:31.959
<v Speaker 2>One of your altars is outside.

0:48:34.120 --> 0:48:37.040
<v Speaker 4>Guys, we know, like.

0:48:37.080 --> 0:48:40.120
<v Speaker 2>We know we get to see Kai tomorrow. Kai. Doesn't

0:48:40.120 --> 0:48:40.720
<v Speaker 2>that make you happy?

0:48:40.760 --> 0:48:40.840
<v Speaker 1>Bro?

0:48:41.040 --> 0:48:43.960
<v Speaker 3>That does make me happy. I'm very lonely, are you?

0:48:44.080 --> 0:48:44.520
<v Speaker 2>Actually?

0:48:45.200 --> 0:48:45.439
<v Speaker 3>No?

0:48:45.560 --> 0:48:48.000
<v Speaker 2>But I feel like you're always around people.

0:48:48.200 --> 0:48:50.080
<v Speaker 3>Men tend to isolate as they get older.

0:48:49.800 --> 0:48:54.280
<v Speaker 2>So you can't just like read off like uber pacts.

0:48:55.400 --> 0:48:59.279
<v Speaker 3>That was a tweet that I made from my pro

0:48:59.360 --> 0:49:04.080
<v Speaker 3>male Twitter or X. Sorry. My followers like when I

0:49:04.120 --> 0:49:06.560
<v Speaker 3>call it X instead of they.

0:49:06.560 --> 0:49:08.360
<v Speaker 1>Get really mad when I call it Twitter.

0:49:08.920 --> 0:49:09.800
<v Speaker 2>Is that like a thing?

0:49:10.560 --> 0:49:11.160
<v Speaker 3>I think? So?

0:49:11.440 --> 0:49:11.640
<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

0:49:12.920 --> 0:49:15.560
<v Speaker 3>I think there's like evil people that are like don't

0:49:15.640 --> 0:49:16.759
<v Speaker 3>basically don't dead name.

0:49:16.800 --> 0:49:22.880
<v Speaker 4>Twitter doesn't use threads.

0:49:22.960 --> 0:49:25.799
<v Speaker 3>We'll see No, I don't think.

0:49:26.239 --> 0:49:27.920
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I feel like if I met someone

0:49:27.960 --> 0:49:30.239
<v Speaker 2>and they had like an abundant life that they were

0:49:30.320 --> 0:49:31.920
<v Speaker 2>living via thread I.

0:49:31.880 --> 0:49:34.920
<v Speaker 4>Would be a scary motherfucker because.

0:49:34.719 --> 0:49:37.920
<v Speaker 2>Like they kind of it's hard to get dangerous, Like

0:49:38.239 --> 0:49:40.560
<v Speaker 2>you need a whole other app you can't get You

0:49:40.600 --> 0:49:41.839
<v Speaker 2>need the fucking app to get on.

0:49:42.680 --> 0:49:45.239
<v Speaker 1>Instagram does get me like they get me. They put

0:49:45.280 --> 0:49:49.080
<v Speaker 1>like really fascinating topics that are being talked about on threads.

0:49:48.840 --> 0:49:54.240
<v Speaker 2>Fascinating topics of questions, like Kimila Keveo and Sjohn Mendo's

0:49:54.400 --> 0:49:56.160
<v Speaker 2>video for twenty twenty of them walking.

0:49:55.960 --> 0:49:59.160
<v Speaker 1>Through the Yeah no, it's literally like slime, Like that's

0:49:59.200 --> 0:50:02.719
<v Speaker 1>a fascinating but no, it's like it'll be like a

0:50:02.800 --> 0:50:06.080
<v Speaker 1>graphic and then like some texts and they have ellipses

0:50:06.120 --> 0:50:07.520
<v Speaker 1>at the end, and it's like, oh, I want to

0:50:07.560 --> 0:50:09.239
<v Speaker 1>know what the end of that says, and I click

0:50:09.280 --> 0:50:11.319
<v Speaker 1>on it thinking it I'll just open it up. But

0:50:11.360 --> 0:50:13.600
<v Speaker 1>I don't have that shitty fucking app on my phone.

0:50:13.680 --> 0:50:17.560
<v Speaker 1>They tried it, and I never get to see. I

0:50:17.600 --> 0:50:19.080
<v Speaker 1>never ever ever get to see.

0:50:19.280 --> 0:50:21.279
<v Speaker 2>I haven't met anybody who uses it. You seem like

0:50:21.320 --> 0:50:22.400
<v Speaker 2>you would have a threats account.

0:50:22.400 --> 0:50:24.120
<v Speaker 3>Look, I don't have a threads. Oh I have one

0:50:24.160 --> 0:50:25.600
<v Speaker 3>for the week that people were on it.

0:50:25.719 --> 0:50:29.520
<v Speaker 1>Look at my discover page. It's all male plastic surgery.

0:50:29.560 --> 0:50:31.399
<v Speaker 1>For those who are curious, Oh is.

0:50:31.320 --> 0:50:33.120
<v Speaker 2>That what this is? I was like, what am I

0:50:33.160 --> 0:50:36.279
<v Speaker 2>looking at? I don't really understand. Oh, it is a

0:50:36.320 --> 0:50:39.400
<v Speaker 2>lot of like ew like it's actually so annoying, like

0:50:39.400 --> 0:50:41.920
<v Speaker 2>how do men take everything from women? Like seriously, now

0:50:41.920 --> 0:50:44.160
<v Speaker 2>you guys are taking over the ed space like women

0:50:44.200 --> 0:50:47.040
<v Speaker 2>can't fucking have anything, Like I'm not even kidding you.

0:50:47.040 --> 0:50:48.799
<v Speaker 2>Guys can't even let us have the thing that you

0:50:48.960 --> 0:50:51.640
<v Speaker 2>put on us and destroyed us with. Like, oh, now

0:50:51.719 --> 0:50:53.279
<v Speaker 2>you want to come up in the game and make

0:50:53.320 --> 0:50:55.520
<v Speaker 2>some money off of your diet plan?

0:50:55.800 --> 0:50:56.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:50:56.719 --> 0:51:02.480
<v Speaker 2>Yes, When when is the man? Like when is there

0:51:02.560 --> 0:51:04.759
<v Speaker 2>going to be a man who really gets in and

0:51:04.800 --> 0:51:08.080
<v Speaker 2>starts like the Avon and Mary Kate foreman. But there

0:51:08.120 --> 0:51:09.880
<v Speaker 2>has to be something like that with protein shakes. I

0:51:09.880 --> 0:51:11.440
<v Speaker 2>know there's some of y'all who are paying way too

0:51:11.480 --> 0:51:13.760
<v Speaker 2>much for protein shakes or something from some random person

0:51:14.640 --> 0:51:20.239
<v Speaker 2>literally me. My media of the week is, honestly, I've

0:51:20.239 --> 0:51:22.440
<v Speaker 2>been listening to like the same shit over and over.

0:51:22.560 --> 0:51:25.759
<v Speaker 1>Taco Truck ex Venice Bitch by Mina dol Ray. This

0:51:25.920 --> 0:51:29.879
<v Speaker 1>is a driving song. No one knows it, but that's

0:51:29.960 --> 0:51:35.439
<v Speaker 1>like the song you drive to. Uh, no one knows it,

0:51:35.640 --> 0:51:39.840
<v Speaker 1>everyone knows it. That's my media.

0:51:40.040 --> 0:51:43.000
<v Speaker 2>My media is I Love You Secretly, The Miracles and

0:51:43.040 --> 0:51:48.439
<v Speaker 2>Marvin Gay Hold Tight, Luciens, Centipede rebby Jackson, She Is Mine,

0:51:48.440 --> 0:51:54.480
<v Speaker 2>The Psychedelic First Tomorrow, The Brothers Johnson and Movies Movies movies.

0:51:54.840 --> 0:51:57.000
<v Speaker 2>I really can't remember what movie I watched the other day.

0:51:57.120 --> 0:52:02.200
<v Speaker 2>Was my first? Oh Thelma Luise. Oh so then that's

0:52:02.239 --> 0:52:03.040
<v Speaker 2>my media of the week.

0:52:03.760 --> 0:52:06.640
<v Speaker 4>Cereal is good as hell every two hundred weeks.

0:52:09.600 --> 0:52:12.160
<v Speaker 2>That is so real. I've been on a big Cereal kick.

0:52:12.200 --> 0:52:15.280
<v Speaker 2>I love Cereal right now. I love raw dogging Cereal.

0:52:18.600 --> 0:52:36.279
<v Speaker 7>The more the market rate influx CyberSecure, right, I'd like

0:52:36.320 --> 0:52:39.040
<v Speaker 7>to bring this post out of the wood works every.

0:52:38.760 --> 0:52:43.440
<v Speaker 2>Because, fuck dude, listening to someone else's phone the launcher,

0:52:44.000 --> 0:52:50.560
<v Speaker 2>it's like the most eerie shit ever. Like they got us,

0:52:50.760 --> 0:52:53.239
<v Speaker 2>They literally got us. They got us. They isolated all

0:52:53.280 --> 0:52:55.719
<v Speaker 2>of us. Families don't watch movies in the living room

0:52:55.719 --> 0:52:58.960
<v Speaker 2>ever anymore. They're all too busy watching the show for

0:52:59.160 --> 0:53:00.520
<v Speaker 2>them to separate them.

0:53:00.560 --> 0:53:03.280
<v Speaker 3>Like, yeah, people watch porn alone now.

0:53:05.239 --> 0:53:07.839
<v Speaker 2>Like, seriously, what is wrong with you? You actually need

0:53:07.880 --> 0:53:10.719
<v Speaker 2>to see help, Like you need to see your point.

0:53:12.320 --> 0:53:14.600
<v Speaker 4>That made a lot of sense, which one of us

0:53:14.719 --> 0:53:15.320
<v Speaker 4>is and am.

0:53:18.880 --> 0:53:19.520
<v Speaker 3>Otherwise good?

0:53:20.800 --> 0:53:24.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah By