Speaker 1: Oh god, what you're an ally? No, this is for Ali,
Speaker 1: oh Alis Pagnola.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, this is Ali. Okay, Welcome to this episode
Speaker 2: of Emergency Intercom. I am realizing now the comical timing
Speaker 2: of all of this. But if you listen to the
Speaker 2: last episode, I talked about doing trooms for the first time,
Speaker 2: and through that video, I got reached out to by
Speaker 2: a spiritual guidance counselor by the name of Ali, and
Speaker 2: I've done trooms every day since. But and I don't pay,
Speaker 2: I don't well yeah, okay, also okay, So her birth
Speaker 2: name is an Ali. Her birth name is Sarah, but
Speaker 2: Ali stands for all Libras love you because she's a
Speaker 2: Libra and she leaves that within like astrology. Lib Yeah,
Speaker 2: big Libra. She believes that like libra's are top tier.
Speaker 2: But I'm okay that you guys think it's for gay
Speaker 2: people because I like gay people too.
Speaker 3: Well. You know what month it is, right, are you aware?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: It's like the gay festival month. That's what my uh
Speaker 2: groomer for as well.
Speaker 4: Call yeah got groomed. It was really fucking.
Speaker 2: I know I should have I should have I should.
Speaker 1: Have protected him. Bro like it was really scary. So
Speaker 1: you're an ally. Wait, I'm confused. Are you an ally
Speaker 1: or not?
Speaker 2: I am by default because I do have a lot
Speaker 2: of gay people in my life. No hate to the game.
Speaker 1: But this is for my spiritual Why did you look
Speaker 1: at me?
Speaker 2: Guy? What?
Speaker 1: Why did you look at me when you said that
Speaker 1: it's her month?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Look at your arm? I got my flags and
Speaker 2: I'm wait.
Speaker 1: Wait, should I should I call people and come out
Speaker 1: to them on this episode?
Speaker 4: I'm gonna do that.
Speaker 2: What are you gonna call?
Speaker 4: Okay? Am I gonna call?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 2: I did? Okay. So I wanted to wear something festive
Speaker 2: for Pride Month, though, so I wore something that I
Speaker 2: didn't want to wear the colors because I didn't want
Speaker 2: to confuse anything.
Speaker 1: I wanted to go all the way and like, do
Speaker 1: the full ring, right, anybody who.
Speaker 2: Got to know what this is referencing, we'll throw it up.
Speaker 2: But I don't have I'm not kidding. I sat there
Speaker 2: for It took me so long because for a second
Speaker 2: I did it with white under and then I was like,
Speaker 2: I was like, Okay, I need to do the colors
Speaker 2: because that's what makes it funny. And then oh, I
Speaker 2: look stupid. No, but I did. Okay, But before we
Speaker 2: get to that, my outfit. I just didn't want to
Speaker 2: confuse anybody, especially with this tattoo. I didn't want to
Speaker 2: like throw anybody off because.
Speaker 5: People have been making that mistake, which makes sense because
Speaker 5: I got I got a discount on the tattoo because
Speaker 5: I got it on Sunday, and I thought he was
Speaker 5: giving me the discount because I'm a beautiful woman and
Speaker 5: it was Sunday, but no, it.
Speaker 2: Was I think he thought I was playing for that team,
Speaker 2: and I love that team. Go team, but I'm not
Speaker 2: on that team. Also, if you don't know, that's a joke.
Speaker 2: I literally just got all of my acrylics removed, like
Speaker 2: get off of my dick. But oh fuck, what was
Speaker 2: I gonna say? Oh? Oh my god, oh my god,
Speaker 2: oh my god. Wait. I did do eyeshadow.
Speaker 4: Pretty pretty. It's iridescent.
Speaker 1: The rainbow is there, The rainbow is here in your heart?
Speaker 4: Okay, who should I call?
Speaker 2: Thank God I didn't get the tattoo I used to
Speaker 2: really want. When my boob sat perfectly on my chest,
Speaker 2: I wanted so badly to get a tattoo right here. Bro.
Speaker 2: That would have been so fucked up. It literally would
Speaker 2: have been like when your child is growing and you're
Speaker 2: like marking on the walk like Lilne line, line line.
Speaker 1: What were you going to get something?
Speaker 2: Wow, some dumb Miami shit. I was gonna get like
Speaker 2: a heart or like a star or like an E.
Speaker 2: An E would be a vibe. I would still get
Speaker 2: a butterfly, but like I would have to get the E,
Speaker 2: like we're down here.
Speaker 1: Well, the amount of happy Pride text messages I got
Speaker 1: was like genuine, I'm not I am literally not joking.
Speaker 1: I got thirty of them. I'm thirty.
Speaker 4: I'm literally not exacted. People.
Speaker 1: I know they they really do think of me, but
Speaker 1: don't fucking think of me.
Speaker 2: When the people like did you get any happy Pride?
Speaker 1: No, they were all they were all facetious because they
Speaker 1: know I don't play with that ship.
Speaker 4: Yes they know.
Speaker 2: They also is this sounds really like disruptive?
Speaker 1: I think when you do that, yeah, but not when
Speaker 1: you're just like chilling.
Speaker 4: Wait. Kai sent a picture.
Speaker 1: Kai every single time he's out of state with someone
Speaker 1: and they're at lunch, he sends me a picture of
Speaker 1: them together and then says, we're glazing you right now.
Speaker 1: So I want to know what the glaze is about
Speaker 1: because you only say we're glazing you, but like I
Speaker 1: want to know I'd have done that.
Speaker 3: Before and why never me, because that's that's like weird
Speaker 3: to do that to a girl. I'm not getting glazer girl.
Speaker 2: That's feels because it's like to me, I'm like, Wow,
Speaker 2: you guys think he's like really funny and cool and awesome,
Speaker 2: Like why can't that be happening for me? Because what
Speaker 2: is the glazing about?
Speaker 3: Well, me and my male friends will sometimes get together
Speaker 3: and do like male pride. We'll do male pride or
Speaker 3: we'll just talk about it guy, the guys for hours.
Speaker 4: What did y'all talk.
Speaker 2: About male pride? That's just gay?
Speaker 3: Remember what the exact thing was. I think we were
Speaker 3: just saying, you're like incredibly nice and welcoming, and you
Speaker 3: have like a like you're advanced, but you're very nice,
Speaker 3: which is very rare, you know, for someone to be
Speaker 3: like intimidatingly cool but also incredibly nice.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Wait, and again, we only brought that up because we
Speaker 3: were doing male pride out.
Speaker 1: So I'm intimidatingly cool, but I'm also a good person.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, I could see that because your silence from
Speaker 2: the out side doesn't seem fearful. It seems like, no.
Speaker 4: I'm listening.
Speaker 1: When I get in big groups, I realized, like, the
Speaker 1: reason I don't speak is because I'm listening.
Speaker 2: You're too busy listening. I'm too busy trying to fill
Speaker 2: the silence because I don't want to be in a
Speaker 2: room with strangers in silence. Also, guys, y'all are gonna
Speaker 2: see my I might put on a different shirt because
Speaker 2: this is crazy. I'm like sweating crazy.
Speaker 4: Oh, it is like, damn, you do sweat so much.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I try to tell people I sweat so much,
Speaker 2: like I think I'm gonna get botox all over my body,
Speaker 2: so I stop sweating.
Speaker 3: I brought in a topic to talk about, you know
Speaker 3: how like men that track off are called gooners. And
Speaker 3: there's a gounette. Oh my god, did I say something?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: What did I say?
Speaker 4: You just called her a goon at?
Speaker 3: Yeah, because goon males or gooners and and yeah with
Speaker 3: the rose toy, I just thought with the rose to Yeah,
Speaker 3: but you're it was a straight rn. You're a straight man.
Speaker 3: And it's weird when you think about her doing things
Speaker 3: like that. Yeah, yeah, you're right, it's really destabilizing. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you're right.
Speaker 4: Can you compliment me a little more?
Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, you look very handsome. I always see comments
Speaker 3: of people saying that you look really handsome. I personally
Speaker 3: think you have Pedro Pascal vibes. You wear like really
Speaker 3: cool clothes. Thank you, that fit you really well. You
Speaker 3: have a really oh you know what. I was with
Speaker 3: my friend in New York recently and she was like, uh,
Speaker 3: skinny skater boys, like the way that a shirt will
Speaker 3: fall on them, no one else like it doesn't like
Speaker 3: the same shirt will not fall on other people the
Speaker 3: same way. And you kind of have that vibe skinny. Yeah,
Speaker 3: like the way that shirts fall on you. You have
Speaker 3: like wide shoulders.
Speaker 1: I do have broad shoulders. I'm proud of my broad shoulders.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you do it, Yeah exactly.
Speaker 1: And I used to get compliments by older men when
Speaker 1: I was younger that I had broad shoulders, like eleven,
Speaker 1: twelve years old.
Speaker 3: Oh that's like trauma.
Speaker 1: It'd be like you have an athletic build.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. Okay, how old were these men.
Speaker 1: Think in their forties and fifties.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, that's maybe a little bit inappropriate.
Speaker 1: Actually, Yeah, that was after I said it out loud,
Speaker 1: I was like, because that genuinely did have I.
Speaker 3: Just want can I dap you up? Thank you for
Speaker 3: always guving me in check.
Speaker 2: I think sitting in my room and getting ready to
Speaker 2: do what is my job, which was putting the word
Speaker 2: ally on my forehead really was freaking me out. I
Speaker 2: can't lie like I got here, and I was in
Speaker 2: such a good mood because originally I was gonna just
Speaker 2: like stitch a little like felt thing and put it
Speaker 2: on that gold shirt. But then I remembered that picture
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, I love that picture. I
Speaker 2: want to do that. And then once I really got
Speaker 2: to it, I was like, whoa Like I don't know.
Speaker 2: It was a bit jarring. But the good news is
Speaker 2: I talked to my psychiatry stuff for today. Yes, that'll
Speaker 2: be good news. And then the better news is I
Speaker 2: have my haircut tomorrow, which is after my psychiatry appointment,
Speaker 2: which is amazing.
Speaker 1: And she's doing the big chop y'all, she's getting it
Speaker 1: all off really mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm doing the Demi Lovado shave on side.
Speaker 1: This side, and it's gonna be to the ear kind
Speaker 1: of like that one. Always sunny art Wig the blonde
Speaker 1: art Wig, and is going for that look on the other.
Speaker 3: Half, that's gonna look really good.
Speaker 2: I'm really excited. I'm kind of nervous, but it's for free,
Speaker 2: so I just think I'm just gonna do it.
Speaker 1: I yeah, what.
Speaker 3: Keep looking at it.
Speaker 2: Because I look good? Or wait? Is it kind of
Speaker 2: destabilizing to see me like with this on my hat?
Speaker 2: I don't know, because I kind of think I did,
Speaker 2: like an amazing job.
Speaker 4: You did great.
Speaker 3: That also took her two hours? Yes it did. It
Speaker 3: was two hours.
Speaker 4: Why yell?
Speaker 3: That's the pride handshake?
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god. Gay Friends struck by Lightning KI
Speaker 2: that was repeated eight million times this week. They just
Speaker 2: like start doing the boys to be like Lightning.
Speaker 1: Like Gay Guys Struck by Lightning is one of the funniest.
Speaker 2: Like it's so real. Also it's two of my favorite
Speaker 2: like things, Gay guys and lightning. Shit like literally best combo.
Speaker 1: Ever, it really does not get better than that.
Speaker 2: They need to put that on like somebody's like menu,
Speaker 2: Like you know how everybody doesn't match a collab now
Speaker 2: like air one does a smoothie with everybody. They need
Speaker 2: to do a gay French truck flight Lightning Smoothie.
Speaker 4: We'll make it.
Speaker 2: That's gonna be my airwalk collab. But it's gonna cost
Speaker 2: thirty eight dollars.
Speaker 1: Girl, where is the Pride air wands?
Speaker 2: Moody, They can't do that because if you mix it
Speaker 2: up it I'll just turn roun mmm like with it.
Speaker 2: It'll oxidize it in.
Speaker 1: Three seconds in a week, like it'll go flat. Well,
Speaker 1: this is the first topic that I wanted to bring
Speaker 1: up today. By the way, y'all, this is something I
Speaker 1: have written down that I thought.
Speaker 4: The world needed to hear.
Speaker 1: Like I really I when I wrote this down, I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, this is fucking still. I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: I ate all my fingernails off last night. Yeah over here.
Speaker 4: No, I really just laid in bed.
Speaker 1: I'm not even kidding talking to Oriyan and nod off
Speaker 1: every single one of my fingernails and guess what, I
Speaker 1: ate every single one of them like swallows swallowed bitch, I.
Speaker 3: Swallowed here seventy calories right there, mm hmmm. I just
Speaker 3: put it into my fitness mouth.
Speaker 4: But this is this is a thought.
Speaker 1: This is a thought I had that I was like,
Speaker 1: the world needs to know the app store logo sucks
Speaker 1: dick and balls, and we're not having that conversation.
Speaker 4: We haven't ever had that conversation. What is that?
Speaker 1: I know it's an A and I know it used
Speaker 1: to be paintbrushes and rulers and shit, but like, now
Speaker 1: it fucking sucks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, now it looks like and.
Speaker 4: Then they didn't ever.
Speaker 3: I never realized and they didn't.
Speaker 1: They didn't want me to realize this, because now I'm
Speaker 1: bringing it to everybody's attention. Look at the other fucking logos.
Speaker 1: They all suck. All of Apple's logos, suck Apple.
Speaker 3: If you're watching this, which I know you fucking are,
Speaker 3: change the UI this month or else.
Speaker 1: Your apps are okay, not too not too much not,
Speaker 1: don't scroll over to more.
Speaker 4: Oh wait, oh we're good.
Speaker 2: Actually wait do you have them hidden? No?
Speaker 4: I don't, actually I deleted them all.
Speaker 3: Wow. True body tensing up watching it?
Speaker 4: You know, I'm like, what is she doing over here?
Speaker 2: Yeah? That fucking sucks. It looks like a stack of
Speaker 2: fucking pretzels. But also everything Apple does at this point
Speaker 2: is all fucked up, Like we genuinely shouldn't. We shouldn't
Speaker 2: have gone past sidekicks. Yeah, sidekicks. Were lit as fuck.
Speaker 2: I would love that right now. I also want us
Speaker 2: to go back to like, uh remember that phone that
Speaker 2: was like a BlackBerry but it wasn't and it had
Speaker 2: like a screen that you could drawn and it had
Speaker 2: like a pen.
Speaker 3: Did you ever see Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Want that because when someone pisses me off, I want to, like,
Speaker 2: I want someone to turn over. Did you just redownload
Speaker 2: that quickly?
Speaker 3: What was that?
Speaker 2: That was grinder?
Speaker 1: It was fucking grinder, bitch, Fuck y'all, it was fucking grinder.
Speaker 4: I'm allowed to use Grinder. It's fucking Gay Pride Month
Speaker 4: or whatever the fuck.
Speaker 2: Three seconds you just brought that up talking about talking
Speaker 2: about the app store and you don't like it.
Speaker 1: It went on, Yes, eight notifications, I'm sexy fucking hot,
Speaker 1: I made a new account. Hello like people like birty
Speaker 1: desire me.
Speaker 2: It was k Kai on his phone on the other side.
Speaker 2: Oh well, yesterday I got into a car accident and
Speaker 2: it was awesome.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and you crashed her fucking car again.
Speaker 2: Oh now, okay, again crashed my car. I've never crashed
Speaker 2: my car.
Speaker 1: It is actually crazy that your car has been crashed
Speaker 1: into or other people have crashed your cars more than
Speaker 1: you've crashed your car. Yeah, like your your car is
Speaker 1: so like your vehicle is like the one that other
Speaker 1: people crash.
Speaker 2: I know, I don't know what the Vibe crashed into. Well,
Speaker 2: just love hitting my car. But yesterday it was kind
Speaker 2: of my fault, but also not my fault.
Speaker 4: It was one hundred percent your fault.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, I am to be fair. It happened
Speaker 2: on the same side that guy hit my car, and
Speaker 2: you kind of.
Speaker 1: Can't tell which She hasn't gotten fixed yet. I've reminded
Speaker 1: her eight time now, eight times.
Speaker 3: Eight time now. It doesn't make sense. It's just chromatically.
Speaker 4: I'm going to spa world.
Speaker 2: In what world would I get in my car on
Speaker 2: a beautiful Pride month day and go to the car.
Speaker 1: Actually, getting your car fixed is the most ally thing
Speaker 1: you can do as a woman. That is the gayest
Speaker 1: thing you can do.
Speaker 2: No, the gayest thing I could do is leave my
Speaker 2: car fucked up because I bet it's a bunch of
Speaker 2: gay people who have been hitting my car.
Speaker 1: Goes your forehead when you want to be saying.
Speaker 2: They can't try.
Speaker 1: Okay, I've heard that a lot.
Speaker 2: Actually, actually I've seen it all over the Internet. But
Speaker 2: I was at the movies with my friend and we
Speaker 2: were can you I can't like you.
Speaker 3: That's a really satisfying sound.
Speaker 1: It is so good.
Speaker 3: Okay, dude, seriously, we have to.
Speaker 2: Work like it's like the pluck of a harp from
Speaker 2: the heavens. I guess this story isn't that interesting, Like
Speaker 2: I literally just hit someone's car, Like it's really not
Speaker 2: that crazy. My dumb ass got in my car and
Speaker 2: I was with my friend at the grove and we
Speaker 2: had decided we were gonna go eat together after this movie,
Speaker 2: so we were like, yes, we had parked next to
Speaker 2: each other and we were like, let's go. And I
Speaker 2: am like all of my friends are very slow movers,
Speaker 2: like anytime we like carpools or not carpool every time
Speaker 2: we meet up somewhere and we both have our cars like.
Speaker 4: Opposite of carpool. Actually, yeah, I've.
Speaker 2: Been thinking a lot about like how can I dump
Speaker 2: my pollution? No, me and my friend live on different
Speaker 2: sides of town, but we were both leaving, and I'm
Speaker 2: used to my friends like we all sit in our
Speaker 2: car for a second because we're all the type of
Speaker 2: bit used to be like what song are we gonna
Speaker 2: listen to I'm gonna look at myself and chill. So
Speaker 2: I got in my car and I plugged my phone in,
Speaker 2: and I'm like looking at my phone, and I have
Speaker 2: my rear view on so like you can, I can
Speaker 2: see that there's no one behind me right now, and
Speaker 2: I'm looking at my phone. I'm trying to figure out
Speaker 2: like putting in directions all that. And then from like.
Speaker 1: My putting in direction right more like looking up to
Speaker 1: dudes kissing.
Speaker 4: God, that sucked so fucking bad? Can we cut that? Please?
Speaker 2: No? No, I'm like looking here, and in my peripheral
Speaker 2: I see like a car, like a car extremely similar
Speaker 2: to hers, like backing up, like I just see it
Speaker 2: up and speeding off. And then like I don't look
Speaker 2: to my left, which was the dumbest mistake I could
Speaker 2: have made. I should have just looked to see if
Speaker 2: she was still there, but like I'm still looking at
Speaker 2: my phone. In my head, I'm like, damn, she's like
Speaker 2: getting the fuck out of here right like I'm following
Speaker 2: her at this point, I'm like, oh, I should just
Speaker 2: follow her fuck the directions. And then I like go
Speaker 2: to back up because and then from like this peripheral,
Speaker 2: I see her car zooming pass. I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: she really is whipping the piss out of her car
Speaker 2: to get out of here. Like, I don't want to
Speaker 2: keep her waiting, I'll just follow her. So I go,
Speaker 2: like I just without looking up, go like this, and
Speaker 2: literally within two seconds, I just feel my car slams
Speaker 2: like back, and I hit her car.
Speaker 1: She killed three people, like she's literally like leaving so
Speaker 1: much out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not that bad in the grand scheme of things.
Speaker 3: Three people's pretty bad. That's three more than most people
Speaker 3: have done.
Speaker 4: That's like sixty less than me though, period.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I guess that story isn't that funny. I
Speaker 2: just hit the fuck out of her car, and I
Speaker 2: wanted to kill myself. I was so humiliated, but it
Speaker 2: was it was not a big deal. I don't think
Speaker 2: there was any damage. I didn't really look too long,
Speaker 2: like if I I haven't hit a lot of people's cars.
Speaker 2: But when I do, I'm like, oh, if I could
Speaker 2: go up to it and I go like this, and
Speaker 2: the like the mark goes away. I'm not touching it
Speaker 2: any marks.
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's it's good, it's good, It's okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: Well they like we all know this. They've been trying
Speaker 1: to make real ID a thing for Is it twenty
Speaker 1: five years now?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's around twenty five years.
Speaker 4: Twenty five years now?
Speaker 2: Are you okay?
Speaker 4: I just I don't know what this note is.
Speaker 1: Well, read it out doing literally anything but getting real
Speaker 1: I d.
Speaker 3: Okay. So the concept is procrastinating of getting real ID. No,
Speaker 3: we can work with that.
Speaker 4: Using the butt instead of getting real ID.
Speaker 2: Well, I have something amazing to show you. This is like, genuinely,
Speaker 2: I've seen a lot of things in my lifetime. I
Speaker 2: never thought I would see this.
Speaker 6: And that I use on a daily basis that I
Speaker 6: got from Walmart that I don't even know what I
Speaker 6: would do if I wouldn't go to Walmart. I don't
Speaker 6: even know if I would be happy if I wouldn't
Speaker 6: go to Walmart.
Speaker 1: He's a Walmart ally now, Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Oh he looks good.
Speaker 4: What period he does? He looks great?
Speaker 2: Like duh. He literally is bad. That's what he's known for.
Speaker 3: Like you think the Walmart is bad?
Speaker 2: Oh also says his legacy he's bad, doesn't play well.
Speaker 4: I don't even know what they said that Walmart.
Speaker 3: Oh, I was just gonna say I I tightened the mic,
Speaker 3: so you don't have to fuck with it anymore. It
Speaker 3: should be much different now. Or well, I shouldn't have
Speaker 3: said it like that, but I fixed it.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't have noticed, but thank you. Okay, weird as fuck?
Speaker 1: Like, oh, I went to the batting cages for Pride yesterday.
Speaker 1: I literally, like that was a conscious thought I had.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I want to go to the batting cages
Speaker 1: for Pride and let out all my anger, all my
Speaker 1: gay anger.
Speaker 2: Did it like work? Because you seem to be like
Speaker 2: so really upset.
Speaker 4: No bitch y'all.
Speaker 1: I literally don't know what is going on with me,
Speaker 1: but I woke up furious today. I literally nothing in specific.
Speaker 1: I just woke up mad and I Kai did mention
Speaker 1: something about bad dreams and it kind of destabilizing your
Speaker 1: day following. And I did have really dark sighted dreams
Speaker 1: last night, so I'm gonna blame it on that for
Speaker 1: now until I find the root of this anger. But
Speaker 1: oh my god, I want to punch holes in walls.
Speaker 1: Like I've never wanted to hit walls, but like I
Speaker 1: was in the fucking kitchen with Kai and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I want to punch the wall.
Speaker 4: I really I get it.
Speaker 1: I see them, I see I saw them for the
Speaker 1: first time. I saw you Kai punching holes in walls.
Speaker 3: That's not my vibe at all.
Speaker 2: That's actually why the ceiling in the last apartment broke.
Speaker 2: Yeah broke is because we told Kai to stop punching
Speaker 2: holes in the wall, so you started punching holes in
Speaker 2: the ceiling.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I have anger issues, but I feel like the
Speaker 3: rest of my vibe makes up for it.
Speaker 2: Well, I feel bad because I'm on like the complete opposite.
Speaker 2: I woke up today in such a good mood, Like
Speaker 2: I literally woke up today with them mile on my bab.
Speaker 1: We do that, We really do flip flop, Like you
Speaker 1: have a awful week, I have a good week, you
Speaker 1: have a good week.
Speaker 4: I have a bad week.
Speaker 1: Like that is soulmate shit though, because you're there to
Speaker 1: take care of me, like I was there to take
Speaker 1: care of you.
Speaker 2: And that's why you need to literally just run away
Speaker 2: from all your problems and be avoidant.
Speaker 1: I know, Like literally, I'm like, girl, I'm done facing
Speaker 1: my team.
Speaker 2: Not actually, but I don't think it's to the point
Speaker 2: where like you can only go in circles around the
Speaker 2: things upsetting you so much, and that's like.
Speaker 4: Well, now I'm gonna start taking opium again.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, I have been doing shrooms every day,
Speaker 2: so maybe that's what's.
Speaker 4: Making Yeah, it been really fuck.
Speaker 2: I just can't stop doing shrooms.
Speaker 4: I just can't stop.
Speaker 3: Yeah, your brain chemistry was rewritten. Yeah, I mean you're
Speaker 3: feeling pretty good.
Speaker 2: Well says it all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess you're right. But maybe maybe the psilocybin
Speaker 3: created new neural pathways in your brain and now you're
Speaker 3: happy all the time.
Speaker 4: Y'all know that my celial net work.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, celium is alive. The earth is alive. It
Speaker 1: Mother nature is a real fucking thing. Trees use their
Speaker 1: root networks and they're my cereial networks to warn each
Speaker 1: other that fires are coming.
Speaker 2: I feel like you've told me that before. The thing
Speaker 2: and everything you say, I believe you say. It is
Speaker 2: a thing.
Speaker 4: It is a thing. Hello.
Speaker 1: I love the my celial network, so like a little
Speaker 1: bit that I play on YA is.
Speaker 4: No matter.
Speaker 1: My phone is connected to every single bluetooth object in
Speaker 1: this house, in our old house, my car, literally everything,
Speaker 1: and I only really do it to you, and it's
Speaker 1: only a thought that I have to do to Enya,
Speaker 1: but like when she like turns on a speaker in
Speaker 1: the kitchen or whatever, and my phone automatically connects to it.
Speaker 1: Like I genuinely, I don't have like a thought like
Speaker 1: I do. I don't think it. My body just like
Speaker 1: goes into action and like I immediately like clock that
Speaker 1: my phone is connected to the speaker.
Speaker 2: So I the jar is how quickly you realize that's exactly.
Speaker 4: I know it's weird. It is, it is weird.
Speaker 1: And so I go and start playing fart sounds or
Speaker 1: porn sounds on the speakers. Most of the time it's
Speaker 1: fart sounds. I tried porn sounds, but I don't think
Speaker 1: they worked.
Speaker 4: Yesterday I didn't. Yeah, I tried.
Speaker 1: I really tried, because it was playing through my phone.
Speaker 1: And then I got like really uncomfortable because I was like,
Speaker 1: what if Josh just hears me listening to like gay
Speaker 1: porn loud as fuck in my room. And I was like,
Speaker 1: I honestly at one point was just owning it. I
Speaker 1: was like, I don't give a fuck, Like this is mine.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna play really loud porn but walk around so
Speaker 2: it sounds like.
Speaker 4: I'm like took a podcast.
Speaker 2: And like walking around. I'm gonna be in the kitchen
Speaker 2: doing dishes and I'm just gonna have like a porn
Speaker 2: open and like.
Speaker 3: Speaking over rewinding to suit you, miss, I'm wanna.
Speaker 2: Put the suction the octo buddy on the like any surface.
Speaker 2: And why can't we watch porn on planes?
Speaker 3: Why is that you can actually right if I next.
Speaker 2: To you, because that's kind of essentially what the screen
Speaker 2: ass see. It's like, yo, before you watch this, wait,
Speaker 2: I saw who was sitting next to you.
Speaker 1: I saw a clip on Instagram of this like probably
Speaker 1: seven year old like boy sitting in the middle seat
Speaker 1: and he was watching like kid's cartoon or adult cartoon.
Speaker 1: I don't remember what it was, what show it was,
Speaker 1: but there was a scene in it where this like
Speaker 1: girl like tripped and fell into this dude's lap and
Speaker 1: then she, like, I guess the funny part of it
Speaker 1: was like just started twerking on his lap and this kid,
Speaker 1: I'm not joking, rewinded that clip like thirty times and
Speaker 1: this woman behind her got the whole fucking thing on video,
Speaker 1: and uh it's like and it's like, you know, like
Speaker 1: the joke where it's like no one like moves quicker
Speaker 1: than a baby hanging up on you on an iPad,
Speaker 1: like like just like quick as fuck. That one guy
Speaker 1: that you think is hot Kui that like can catch things,
Speaker 1: like that's a baby hanging up on an iPad.
Speaker 4: But he was it was.
Speaker 1: Crazy, like it was like robotic.
Speaker 2: I want to see it was.
Speaker 1: It was robotic, like he would like it would end,
Speaker 1: she would get up, the cliff would end, and then
Speaker 1: she would go woop or he would go and like
Speaker 1: rewind it back the perfect amount and if he would
Speaker 1: rewind it back too far on the plane, and if
Speaker 1: you would rewind.
Speaker 4: It back too far.
Speaker 2: But I guess he's a kid. He has no idea,
Speaker 2: Like he's not thinking like oh, people are going to
Speaker 2: think anything of this. He's just like whoa.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's like whoa.
Speaker 1: But she said she told his mom in the commons
Speaker 1: because everyone was like you better have told his mom,
Speaker 1: and like she was like, I did tell his mom
Speaker 1: because like it was four times too many, like he
Speaker 1: did it so many times. But to answer your question, yes,
Speaker 1: I watched porn on airplanes.
Speaker 3: I think it is legal. But the only reason why
Speaker 3: is because I remember when I was like twelve, I
Speaker 3: was at the library and a guy was watching porn
Speaker 3: on a computer and I was like, sorry, Kai, no,
Speaker 3: it's okay.
Speaker 2: I mean, this was nineteen sixty eight.
Speaker 3: It wasn't nineteen sixty eight. It was not even close.
Speaker 3: It wasn't even close to that.
Speaker 2: Not too much on. The guy was different.
Speaker 3: Well. I walked up to the librarian and I was like,
Speaker 3: he's watching porn and she said, yeah, that's fine, You're
Speaker 3: allowed to do that. And I was like, what are
Speaker 3: you talking about. She said, yeah, that there's actually legally
Speaker 3: nothing that we can do about that. Wow. But that's
Speaker 3: what that one librarian said. So I don't know if
Speaker 3: that's changed or.
Speaker 2: She's down She's like, fucking let him go crazy.
Speaker 4: I want to see what I'm in.
Speaker 2: So I want to see what he's watching.
Speaker 4: I want to get into I'm into it.
Speaker 2: No, that is fucking insane, Like, but I guess it's
Speaker 2: kind of like the thing that like, if you catch
Speaker 2: some someone shoplifting at a lot of stores, you're not
Speaker 2: allowed to do anything. So I wonder if there is
Speaker 2: a weird legality. It's like how there's weird loopholes to
Speaker 2: all the freak ship bitches want to do because bitches
Speaker 2: are freaky and nasty.
Speaker 4: No, King Cat pride is that a thing? I think?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 4: Really it's like a movement.
Speaker 3: What is uh, do you guys know what aftercare is?
Speaker 4: Hell?
Speaker 2: No, what is that?
Speaker 4: That sh it sounds weird as fuck.
Speaker 3: I actually don't know.
Speaker 1: And after shave after care like after sex care? Yeah,
Speaker 1: would you do if like you throw just like a rotten,
Speaker 1: moldy towel at the person and that's after car to
Speaker 1: get the fuck out? Really?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna say, usually it's like.
Speaker 3: That's great, Well, you know, after cares for me, I
Speaker 3: will pull out my acoustic guitar and start playing a song.
Speaker 2: I am not kidding. I am not kidding. I think
Speaker 2: I would stab you. I think I would stab any
Speaker 2: person who did that. If somebody actually like, I think
Speaker 2: I would just leave. I would be so like that
Speaker 2: to me is such a threat in a way that
Speaker 2: I genuinely can't describe. What were we talking about this one?
Speaker 4: We were talking about the Breaking Bad Lady House.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, so, I mean we've all seen it by now,
Speaker 1: but the lady at the Breaking Bad House is the
Speaker 1: realist bitch.
Speaker 4: On this fucking planet. I'm not kid.
Speaker 1: I need hang out with her, like I no cameras,
Speaker 1: Like I really just want.
Speaker 4: To pick her brain.
Speaker 2: There's chair beer.
Speaker 1: Beers, like cigarettes, like all of it, because I know,
Speaker 1: like she has the craziest takes of any human being
Speaker 1: on this fucking planet. Like literally just her psyche is
Speaker 1: so fascinating to me because like you'd think at some point.
Speaker 4: She would just be like whatever, like it's not that deep.
Speaker 1: But now she literally sits in her front yard all
Speaker 1: fucking day long yelling at people taking pictures of her house,
Speaker 1: which like respect, like I wouldn't want people taking pictures
Speaker 1: of my house, but like spraying them with water hoses,
Speaker 1: like throwing rocks at them, like I don't know if
Speaker 1: she throws.
Speaker 2: No, I love I'm obsessed with the water hose. I'm
Speaker 2: so fucking obsessed with that.
Speaker 1: No, she's so real, like she like she she has
Speaker 1: the time, Like that's the thing is she has it
Speaker 1: and she executes.
Speaker 2: I both understand and don't understand, because to me, it's like, well,
Speaker 2: you moved into the most famous house on TV. But
Speaker 2: then I also understand because ho I just saw Breaking
Speaker 2: Bad like two years ago. Maybe the bitch didn't give
Speaker 2: a fuck about Breaking Bad, like it was like, if
Speaker 2: you told me that I was buying like an apartment
Speaker 2: in front of Abbey Road two years ago, I would
Speaker 2: have been like, who's abby This is not her road.
Speaker 2: I'm moving in, like this is my grip now, and
Speaker 2: I would have been so mad. I also would be
Speaker 2: mad if randomly there's Hella bitches on the street all
Speaker 2: the time, like, wow.
Speaker 1: The house is listed for sale for four million when
Speaker 1: it's closer to value of three hundred and fifty k.
Speaker 4: She literally she's here.
Speaker 2: Love her, Like, seriously, if we put some of that
Speaker 2: delusion in ourselves, I genuinely think we would be further.
Speaker 2: I just don't have that kind of motivation for anything.
Speaker 4: I just don't love myself.
Speaker 2: I mean me either, but you know.
Speaker 1: No, I literally hate myself.
Speaker 3: Really, Yeah, you're dead ass, dead ass, that's fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: Well, I love you, I love you. I need to
Speaker 2: see the video her, I like need it. I'm like shaking.
Speaker 2: I'm withdrawing from the video of her.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to find out how much she got paid
Speaker 1: to live or to rent out her house for that, because,
Speaker 1: like I mean, she's retired since before. I think she
Speaker 1: might have bought the house.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: How we need to talk to her.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, this article quote unquote, we're done owner of
Speaker 1: Walter White's house and breaking bad puts it on market
Speaker 1: for formulion. We're done, turn it into an airbnb, like
Speaker 1: what like literally airbnb that bitch out They did that
Speaker 1: with a call Me by your Name house, and like,
Speaker 1: I'm sure they fucking retired off of that. I want
Speaker 1: to go to that house so fucking bad, y'all. I
Speaker 1: literally started crying, not even watching Call Me by Your Name,
Speaker 1: but just thinking about it. Unrequired love does something to
Speaker 1: me that like I genuinely like, oh my god, I
Speaker 1: want to rip my fucking heart out of my goddamn chest.
Speaker 1: I love unrequited love, but I hate it.
Speaker 4: The yearning, the yearning.
Speaker 1: You know, I decided I hate yearning. What I don't
Speaker 1: want to yearn. I don't want to yearn anymore. I'm different.
Speaker 2: Well, I think there's like different levels to yearning. I
Speaker 2: think the general audience has now assumed that yearning has
Speaker 2: to be negative, But I'm like, yearning can be fun,
Speaker 2: but yearning, I think is usually fun when it's yearning
Speaker 2: on both sides.
Speaker 1: I'm fucking crazy, Like that's that is the problem.
Speaker 2: That's why you like yearning is because you're not yearning,
Speaker 2: you are literally loosing.
Speaker 1: Fucking I'm a crazy person, y'all. Like you really think
Speaker 1: it's a bit but like no, like I'm genuinely fucking crazy, Like.
Speaker 2: He's not. I guess you have you don't do crazy actions,
Speaker 2: you have crazy person thoughts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can convince.
Speaker 2: Yourself of everything. That's why you need to meet Ali.
Speaker 2: I know Sarah. I'll call her Sarah so you don't
Speaker 2: get confused.
Speaker 1: At least, Bagnola is my queen. Come on the pod.
Speaker 1: I really want to pick your brain.
Speaker 2: I actually would love to talk to her.
Speaker 1: I literally, like I don't know if I've talked about
Speaker 1: this publicly before, but like she literally means something to me.
Speaker 1: And I feel weird saying this because we go to
Speaker 1: the same gym and she sees me, and.
Speaker 4: I think she's scared of me.
Speaker 1: But I am obsessed with this woman in a way
Speaker 1: that like I've never been obsessed with another You and Josie.
Speaker 4: It's I'm gay, don't joy.
Speaker 2: It's like it's how I feel about like Evan and
Speaker 2: Caitlin and like even like a Sofia video, like I
Speaker 2: watch like certain people genuinely because I'm just like, wow,
Speaker 2: you bring me like a comfort. And I also like
Speaker 2: falling asleep to your car I love, but that's different.
Speaker 2: I like falling asleep to those like people. And you
Speaker 2: you know what, I'll give it.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 2: It's like I thank you. No, I don't, I.
Speaker 1: Love bag. What were we talking about before I derailed
Speaker 1: the conversation like usual, Oh, yearning crazy person thoughts. No,
Speaker 1: I don't do crazy things. That's embarrassing. If you do
Speaker 1: crazy things, you're fucking embarrassing. Get a grip on fucking reality.
Speaker 1: But oh, I can convince myself of realities that do
Speaker 1: not exist better than I think anybody else on this planet.
Speaker 1: Like I really like the thoughts that I have in
Speaker 1: my head become so real, And there's even a part
Speaker 1: of my brain where I'm like, I am fucking crazy
Speaker 1: and I know this is crazy and I'm making all
Speaker 1: of this up, but I.
Speaker 4: Still believe it. I still believe it.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I don't. Well at this point, I don't
Speaker 2: know what you believe. Like, I'm not even kidding, because
Speaker 2: it's so confusing to keep up where your brand lands
Speaker 2: on it, where your brain lands on anything, because you
Speaker 2: you go back and forth. But it's just because you're
Speaker 2: indecisive in nature already. And I'm indecisive, but I'm more
Speaker 2: willing to be impulsive. You're not. You're indecisive and you
Speaker 2: are literally held down by like it is. Trump wants
Speaker 2: to put that anxiety don't over the US. If he
Speaker 2: really wants to protect the US, he needs to put
Speaker 2: Dru's anxiety dome.
Speaker 1: No I this everyone who comes up, I run this
Speaker 1: bitch like I'm lesbian behind at McDonald's counter, Like, put
Speaker 1: me in office?
Speaker 4: What the fuck was I gonna say?
Speaker 2: I think you just like I.
Speaker 1: I guess I just need to get on medication. But
Speaker 1: I really like I don't, don't do it. Don't put
Speaker 1: me on meds.
Speaker 3: Like literally, I'm gonna stab you with the syringe of wildbutrin.
Speaker 4: I would I honestly do that.
Speaker 1: At some point, I'm gonna stab you in the fucking
Speaker 1: brain with the blunt forced object. I'm from the Bronx,
Speaker 1: that's all right, what is it, I'm from Brooklyn, that's
Speaker 1: all right.
Speaker 2: The Australian dude who's he's from.
Speaker 1: Brooklyn, he's even from New Zealand.
Speaker 2: I always mix up Australian and New Zealand because to me,
Speaker 2: those like the accents sounds.
Speaker 1: So so I have trade in New Zealand when I
Speaker 1: pull up to New Zealand. I'm not even kidding. I
Speaker 1: had only to New Zealand. I was planning how long
Speaker 1: have they been waiting? I was planning a through hike,
Speaker 1: pre pandemic. I got trying to do yeah, like no,
Speaker 1: since twenty nineighteen. I have him on the short least
Speaker 1: too short least too I'm like, Oh, if you hook
Speaker 1: up with anybody else, I'll kill you.
Speaker 3: Guys.
Speaker 4: I'm joking.
Speaker 3: He's not joking. I watched him send that text message
Speaker 3: before the episode started.
Speaker 2: And when he didn't get a response, he said, hello,
Speaker 2: I know you read.
Speaker 3: Those He sent it with the invisible effect to milk.
Speaker 1: The dude. I'm just like, I'm so rotted by Jonas
Speaker 1: right now?
Speaker 4: Who Jonas? Air cut? Air cut?
Speaker 1: I want to go to one of his comedy shows?
Speaker 1: So fucking bad his sets kill me.
Speaker 3: We should go to the next one.
Speaker 4: When are they?
Speaker 1: I know there was one on Friday and I wanted
Speaker 1: to go, but I had obligation.
Speaker 2: I forgot what I was going to say.
Speaker 4: Hold on, hello, Hi, It's true.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to let you hear my voice for
Speaker 1: the first time over the app.
Speaker 2: He is, what's that? A well? That?
Speaker 4: God damn it bad?
Speaker 3: Was the guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was his response. He sounds like Lady Gaga's bodyguard.
Speaker 2: What does that mean?
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: She? I know you want to be.
Speaker 1: I know you want me to do bed.
Speaker 2: That's not her actual bodyguard. No, it is the vocalist
Speaker 2: in the song.
Speaker 4: Yes, what song is that?
Speaker 2: I don't know, but like, why would you think that?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: It is, it is, it is, it is.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I can't lie.
Speaker 2: The only bodyguard lore I've like relatively kept up with
Speaker 2: is Beyonce.
Speaker 1: Yeah, famous, Okay, that's her bodyguard. You have Allied tattooed
Speaker 1: on your fucking forehead and you don't.
Speaker 2: Know that Alli. It is Ali.
Speaker 1: It is Ali's bag.
Speaker 2: I didn't get it tattooed with the colors. With that
Speaker 2: in mind, every other month of the year, no one
Speaker 2: is going to think it says that word. It's only
Speaker 2: in June. And if anything, maybe I'll get a discount
Speaker 2: everywhere I go because it's been happening. I've gotten a
Speaker 2: lot of free coffees in Echo Park.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Alfred's Alfred's hooked it up. They sent two bags of
Speaker 1: coffee today, Drew.
Speaker 3: I didn't want to bring up something that I think
Speaker 3: you might find interesting, which is that they're building brains. Two.
Speaker 3: They're making computers out of real brain cells.
Speaker 4: Now or I've been seeing this, keep it up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they're they're planning on building like a huge
Speaker 3: server in the United States which.
Speaker 4: Is out of human brains.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be brain, human brain cell.
Speaker 1: Are they taking the tissue from people or are they.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know, but this is like real,
Speaker 3: this is happening, and they.
Speaker 1: Imagine they take your brain tissue and it like splits
Speaker 1: your personality.
Speaker 3: I think it's like from a real brain cell and
Speaker 3: then they like clone it. I don't know.
Speaker 1: But whose brain cell they need to take mine? I
Speaker 1: will literally give them mind. I'm not even kidding.
Speaker 3: They can like go in and take a build the
Speaker 3: gay supercomputer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, instead of oh wait no wait, this is that
Speaker 1: we need to we need to workshop this.
Speaker 3: Right now, yeah, super intelligent.
Speaker 1: No, we need to workshop this because you know, I
Speaker 1: got it.
Speaker 4: I got it.
Speaker 1: Computer speaking binary, the gay computer speaks in non binary.
Speaker 3: Wow, that cook, that cook? I know you feel better now,
Speaker 3: I know that should just let you.
Speaker 2: The thing is, I genuinely think we need to back
Speaker 2: the fuck up, because what are you even talking about?
Speaker 2: Like what that shouldn't be happening. And I think I'm
Speaker 2: going to start ordering a bunch of random chemicals and
Speaker 2: then mix them up and get my pilot's license similar
Speaker 2: to Nathan Fielder. But really, what I'm going to do
Speaker 2: is put all of those random chemicals into the back
Speaker 2: of my private plane because I will be allocating the
Speaker 2: funds to buy a small personal flyer.
Speaker 4: Jet that's gonna take you thirty years.
Speaker 2: No, I have my ways, I have whole. So y'all
Speaker 2: gonna get Oh, trust it's gonna get done.
Speaker 1: We're gonna leave a poll in the comment. Should en
Speaker 1: you start selling whole for me to give me money?
Speaker 2: You don't pay me?
Speaker 4: No, I'm not saying. I'm not saying no, you pay me.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. Yeah, you sell at this point,
Speaker 2: you make me pay you.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's because you don't have to bring
Speaker 1: this up fucking publicly.
Speaker 2: Bro, It's not not weird.
Speaker 3: I don't think we should talk podcast. I feel like
Speaker 3: it's not appropriate.
Speaker 2: Is that not weird? Though it is weird and I
Speaker 2: have to pay to have sex with my partner.
Speaker 3: It's weird. But again I don't think we should. This
Speaker 3: isn't the right. It's just weird platform to talk about it.
Speaker 2: And he he has that's with a bunch of other
Speaker 2: people when he.
Speaker 4: Makes them pay him to women not people. Women. Take
Speaker 4: that very clear, Just to be clear.
Speaker 2: I really want us to go on like an old show,
Speaker 2: like you know, when they would get like back in
Speaker 2: the Golden Age, when they would get celebrity couples on
Speaker 2: live TV and have them duke it out publicly like
Speaker 2: area I need that you would cover.
Speaker 1: We would literally we would fry americ.
Speaker 3: Have you seen the couple's therapy show?
Speaker 4: Yes, we were just talking about.
Speaker 3: Did you just watch the poly One?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: Not yet?
Speaker 3: It's so good.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, I think I did get to that and
Speaker 2: I was like, it's so fucking funny.
Speaker 3: Really I watch I was like, this is really interesting
Speaker 3: and maybe this is something that I'm interested in. Is
Speaker 3: doing this?
Speaker 1: No seeds is like I think I think I have
Speaker 1: a poly bone in my body, but I am also
Speaker 1: super territory and if the person I'm with hooked up
Speaker 1: with someone, I would kill both of them.
Speaker 2: The poly bone in my body is I'm a slut.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the polyon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like I just don't give a fuck, Like what, I.
Speaker 3: Don't think I could do it, Honestly, I don't think
Speaker 3: I have the mental fortitude for that.
Speaker 2: I don't I would actually it would be there was
Speaker 2: There is no world where I think I have the
Speaker 2: mental strength to remove sex from a point of like
Speaker 2: intimacy and admiration and like what it means to me.
Speaker 2: There's new world Like what.
Speaker 1: I like decided I don't give a fuck about sex.
Speaker 4: I really don't care.
Speaker 3: That's cool, that's good.
Speaker 2: I mean to go from like the kind of slut
Speaker 2: you were to that is genuinely proof that anything can happen.
Speaker 2: The gay computer is right here to.
Speaker 3: Go from flying to New Zealand to have sex to
Speaker 3: not having sex or even enjoying it.
Speaker 2: No, not even he was gonna fly to New Zealand
Speaker 2: and do a backpacking trip.
Speaker 1: Yeah, friend a through hike, A through hike, of trade
Speaker 1: my trade through hike.
Speaker 4: This is this was real. I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2: Honestly, Like if there was a gorgeous like because that
Speaker 2: would be Gordon's.
Speaker 1: It's like backpacking through New Zealand, the most beautiful hike
Speaker 1: on the world, in the world.
Speaker 2: But there's a bad bitch every couple of miles. Bitch,
Speaker 2: I'm getting it done in record time. I'm literally sprinting. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I would sprint there at the same time on the
Speaker 2: walk and then take like a thirty minute power nap
Speaker 2: and then wake up and like brush my teeth in
Speaker 2: the backyard with like one of those like Amazon ass
Speaker 2: like to go to brushes.
Speaker 3: True, where did you go.
Speaker 2: To his trade?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: To the depths of his mind?
Speaker 3: Think astro projecting to hook up with your trade.
Speaker 4: We're so back.
Speaker 2: Like about by trade. It'll ground me. Can I have
Speaker 2: your arm band? Kai?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Of course?
Speaker 4: Wait Kai, before.
Speaker 2: Hey, you dropped a bunch.
Speaker 3: Of stuff that feels good when we do that. It
Speaker 3: was so easy to get that off of my slender arm.
Speaker 3: It kind of fell off.
Speaker 2: Actually, oh my god, Kai, you're a fucking monster. He
Speaker 2: couldn't find the right thumb hole and he ripped through.
Speaker 3: No, I swear I found ripped.
Speaker 2: Through on the other side.
Speaker 1: You can't find the right hole.
Speaker 3: That's not true.
Speaker 2: I guess that's Kay's vibe.
Speaker 3: I have success rate with finding the right hole.
Speaker 2: That in mind if you're interested.
Speaker 3: In it, it's not that's not real. Okay, they look good.
Speaker 3: I really liked how my arm looked in that.
Speaker 1: I have one hole and Kai can't find it.
Speaker 3: You have more than that?
Speaker 7: Hey?
Speaker 3: What its more than one?
Speaker 2: What are you doing? Why are you muffled? Oh? For
Speaker 2: the audio listeners, Kai had Drew's balls in his mouth.
Speaker 3: Do you think it'd be a funny bit if I
Speaker 3: was doing whipp its dring? And then sometimes I would respond,
Speaker 3: it's like a really deep boy and I'm cooked.
Speaker 2: I actually would love that, dude, I'm not kidding. Like
Speaker 2: I'm a few scrolls away on my iPhone from math.
Speaker 2: I'm just a few scrolls away.
Speaker 3: I will say meth is one of the drugs that
Speaker 3: I am interested in.
Speaker 2: You know, let's do math together, ky.
Speaker 3: I'm just I would I'm serious. I would have loved that. Sorry,
Speaker 3: I need to chill.
Speaker 2: Out, but I know, like you kind of lit up.
Speaker 3: Whenever I like look up stories of what people do
Speaker 3: on math, I'm like, this is cool.
Speaker 4: It sounds fun.
Speaker 3: Actually building a bicycle out.
Speaker 2: Of the build and I are gonna exit home. We
Speaker 2: do method literally with like a production.
Speaker 1: They like paint their walls and tally marks that turns
Speaker 1: lit as fuck, Like.
Speaker 2: No, I genuinely think I would be completely addicted to math.
Speaker 2: I'll watch you do math. I'll be your math tripsetter
Speaker 2: if you want to do math.
Speaker 3: Oh that's really sweet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll take care of you.
Speaker 1: I just don't find this funny as a previous mathews
Speaker 1: her in a past life, in a past I've done
Speaker 1: meth before on accident.
Speaker 2: Well, one of my altars does math a lot, and
Speaker 2: it actually upsets me because this is my body too.
Speaker 1: Girl, that's you. You can't blame your addiction on an altar.
Speaker 2: It really upsets us.
Speaker 3: One of Drew's altars has ran through and so he guess.
Speaker 2: That's how the Drew compartmentalize, Like what one of Drew's
Speaker 2: all has a thousand bodies.
Speaker 1: One of my altars was planning a trip to New Zealand.
Speaker 4: That was not me.
Speaker 2: Next time.
Speaker 1: I just saw one of the metro cars drive by
Speaker 1: the Metro ubers.
Speaker 2: Oh I haven't seen those. Yeah, I didn't see it.
Speaker 4: It was a micro it drove by.
Speaker 2: There's not even I'm not kidding, guys. We're not in
Speaker 2: a room with a window. I don't know what the
Speaker 2: fox you're talking about.
Speaker 1: One of my altars is subsessed with public transportation.
Speaker 2: One of your altars is outside.
Speaker 4: Guys, we know, like.
Speaker 2: We know we get to see Kai tomorrow. Kai. Doesn't
Speaker 2: that make you happy?
Speaker 1: Bro?
Speaker 3: That does make me happy. I'm very lonely, are you?
Speaker 2: Actually?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: But I feel like you're always around people.
Speaker 3: Men tend to isolate as they get older.
Speaker 2: So you can't just like read off like uber pacts.
Speaker 3: That was a tweet that I made from my pro
Speaker 3: male Twitter or X. Sorry. My followers like when I
Speaker 3: call it X instead of they.
Speaker 1: Get really mad when I call it Twitter.
Speaker 2: Is that like a thing?
Speaker 3: I think? So?
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think there's like evil people that are like don't
Speaker 3: basically don't dead name.
Speaker 4: Twitter doesn't use threads.
Speaker 3: We'll see No, I don't think.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I feel like if I met someone
Speaker 2: and they had like an abundant life that they were
Speaker 2: living via thread I.
Speaker 4: Would be a scary motherfucker because.
Speaker 2: Like they kind of it's hard to get dangerous, Like
Speaker 2: you need a whole other app you can't get You
Speaker 2: need the fucking app to get on.
Speaker 1: Instagram does get me like they get me. They put
Speaker 1: like really fascinating topics that are being talked about on threads.
Speaker 2: Fascinating topics of questions, like Kimila Keveo and Sjohn Mendo's
Speaker 2: video for twenty twenty of them walking.
Speaker 1: Through the Yeah no, it's literally like slime, Like that's
Speaker 1: a fascinating but no, it's like it'll be like a
Speaker 1: graphic and then like some texts and they have ellipses
Speaker 1: at the end, and it's like, oh, I want to
Speaker 1: know what the end of that says, and I click
Speaker 1: on it thinking it I'll just open it up. But
Speaker 1: I don't have that shitty fucking app on my phone.
Speaker 1: They tried it, and I never get to see. I
Speaker 1: never ever ever get to see.
Speaker 2: I haven't met anybody who uses it. You seem like
Speaker 2: you would have a threats account.
Speaker 3: Look, I don't have a threads. Oh I have one
Speaker 3: for the week that people were on it.
Speaker 1: Look at my discover page. It's all male plastic surgery.
Speaker 1: For those who are curious, Oh is.
Speaker 2: That what this is? I was like, what am I
Speaker 2: looking at? I don't really understand. Oh, it is a
Speaker 2: lot of like ew like it's actually so annoying, like
Speaker 2: how do men take everything from women? Like seriously, now
Speaker 2: you guys are taking over the ed space like women
Speaker 2: can't fucking have anything, Like I'm not even kidding you.
Speaker 2: Guys can't even let us have the thing that you
Speaker 2: put on us and destroyed us with. Like, oh, now
Speaker 2: you want to come up in the game and make
Speaker 2: some money off of your diet plan?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yes, When when is the man? Like when is there
Speaker 2: going to be a man who really gets in and
Speaker 2: starts like the Avon and Mary Kate foreman. But there
Speaker 2: has to be something like that with protein shakes. I
Speaker 2: know there's some of y'all who are paying way too
Speaker 2: much for protein shakes or something from some random person
Speaker 2: literally me. My media of the week is, honestly, I've
Speaker 2: been listening to like the same shit over and over.
Speaker 1: Taco Truck ex Venice Bitch by Mina dol Ray. This
Speaker 1: is a driving song. No one knows it, but that's
Speaker 1: like the song you drive to. Uh, no one knows it,
Speaker 1: everyone knows it. That's my media.
Speaker 2: My media is I Love You Secretly, The Miracles and
Speaker 2: Marvin Gay Hold Tight, Luciens, Centipede rebby Jackson, She Is Mine,
Speaker 2: The Psychedelic First Tomorrow, The Brothers Johnson and Movies Movies movies.
Speaker 2: I really can't remember what movie I watched the other day.
Speaker 2: Was my first? Oh Thelma Luise. Oh so then that's
Speaker 2: my media of the week.
Speaker 4: Cereal is good as hell every two hundred weeks.
Speaker 2: That is so real. I've been on a big Cereal kick.
Speaker 2: I love Cereal right now. I love raw dogging Cereal.
Speaker 7: The more the market rate influx CyberSecure, right, I'd like
Speaker 7: to bring this post out of the wood works every.
Speaker 2: Because, fuck dude, listening to someone else's phone the launcher,
Speaker 2: it's like the most eerie shit ever. Like they got us,
Speaker 2: They literally got us. They got us. They isolated all
Speaker 2: of us. Families don't watch movies in the living room
Speaker 2: ever anymore. They're all too busy watching the show for
Speaker 2: them to separate them.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, people watch porn alone now.
Speaker 2: Like, seriously, what is wrong with you? You actually need
Speaker 2: to see help, Like you need to see your point.
Speaker 4: That made a lot of sense, which one of us
Speaker 4: is and am.
Speaker 3: Otherwise good?
Speaker 1: Yeah By