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Speaker 1: Oh god, what you're an ally? No, this is for Ali,

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Speaker 1: oh Alis Pagnola.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, this is Ali. Okay, Welcome to this episode

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Speaker 2: of Emergency Intercom. I am realizing now the comical timing

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Speaker 2: of all of this. But if you listen to the

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Speaker 2: last episode, I talked about doing trooms for the first time,

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Speaker 2: and through that video, I got reached out to by

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Speaker 2: a spiritual guidance counselor by the name of Ali, and

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Speaker 2: I've done trooms every day since. But and I don't pay,

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Speaker 2: I don't well yeah, okay, also okay, So her birth

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Speaker 2: name is an Ali. Her birth name is Sarah, but

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Speaker 2: Ali stands for all Libras love you because she's a

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Speaker 2: Libra and she leaves that within like astrology. Lib Yeah,

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Speaker 2: big Libra. She believes that like libra's are top tier.

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Speaker 2: But I'm okay that you guys think it's for gay

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Speaker 2: people because I like gay people too.

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Speaker 3: Well. You know what month it is, right, are you aware?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: It's like the gay festival month. That's what my uh

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Speaker 2: groomer for as well.

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Speaker 4: Call yeah got groomed. It was really fucking.

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Speaker 2: I know I should have I should have I should.

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Speaker 1: Have protected him. Bro like it was really scary. So

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Speaker 1: you're an ally. Wait, I'm confused. Are you an ally

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Speaker 2: I am by default because I do have a lot

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Speaker 2: of gay people in my life. No hate to the game.

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Speaker 1: But this is for my spiritual Why did you look

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Speaker 2: Guy? What?

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Speaker 1: Why did you look at me when you said that

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Speaker 1: it's her month?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Look at your arm? I got my flags and

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Speaker 2: I'm wait.

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Speaker 1: Wait, should I should I call people and come out

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Speaker 1: to them on this episode?

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna do that.

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Speaker 2: What are you gonna call?

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Speaker 4: Okay? Am I gonna call?

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Speaker 3: Well?

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Speaker 2: I did? Okay. So I wanted to wear something festive

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Speaker 2: for Pride Month, though, so I wore something that I

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Speaker 2: didn't want to wear the colors because I didn't want

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Speaker 1: I wanted to go all the way and like, do

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Speaker 1: the full ring, right, anybody who.

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Speaker 2: Got to know what this is referencing, we'll throw it up.

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Speaker 2: But I don't have I'm not kidding. I sat there

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Speaker 2: for It took me so long because for a second

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Speaker 2: I did it with white under and then I was like,

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Speaker 2: I was like, Okay, I need to do the colors

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Speaker 2: because that's what makes it funny. And then oh, I

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Speaker 2: look stupid. No, but I did. Okay, But before we

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Speaker 2: get to that, my outfit. I just didn't want to

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Speaker 5: People have been making that mistake, which makes sense because

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Speaker 5: I got I got a discount on the tattoo because

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Speaker 5: I got it on Sunday, and I thought he was

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Speaker 2: Was I think he thought I was playing for that team,

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Speaker 2: and I love that team. Go team, but I'm not

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Speaker 2: on that team. Also, if you don't know, that's a joke.

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Speaker 2: I literally just got all of my acrylics removed, like

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Speaker 2: get off of my dick. But oh fuck, what was

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Speaker 2: I gonna say? Oh? Oh my god, oh my god,

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Speaker 2: oh my god. Wait. I did do eyeshadow.

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Speaker 4: Pretty pretty. It's iridescent.

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Speaker 1: The rainbow is there, The rainbow is here in your heart?

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Speaker 4: Okay, who should I call?

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Speaker 2: Thank God I didn't get the tattoo I used to

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Speaker 2: really want. When my boob sat perfectly on my chest,

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Speaker 2: I wanted so badly to get a tattoo right here. Bro.

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Speaker 2: That would have been so fucked up. It literally would

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Speaker 2: have been like when your child is growing and you're

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Speaker 2: like marking on the walk like Lilne line, line line.

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Speaker 1: What were you going to get something?

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Speaker 2: An E would be a vibe. I would still get

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Speaker 2: like we're down here.

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Speaker 1: Well, the amount of happy Pride text messages I got

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Speaker 1: I got thirty of them. I'm thirty.

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Speaker 4: I'm literally not exacted. People.

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Speaker 1: I know they they really do think of me, but

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Speaker 2: When the people like did you get any happy Pride?

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Speaker 1: No, they were all they were all facetious because they

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Speaker 1: know I don't play with that ship.

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Speaker 4: Yes they know.

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Speaker 2: They also is this sounds really like disruptive?

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Speaker 1: I think when you do that, yeah, but not when

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Speaker 4: Wait. Kai sent a picture.

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Speaker 1: Kai every single time he's out of state with someone

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Speaker 1: and they're at lunch, he sends me a picture of

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Speaker 1: them together and then says, we're glazing you right now.

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Speaker 1: So I want to know what the glaze is about

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Speaker 1: because you only say we're glazing you, but like I

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Speaker 3: Before and why never me, because that's that's like weird

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Speaker 2: That's feels because it's like to me, I'm like, Wow,

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Speaker 2: you guys think he's like really funny and cool and awesome,

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Speaker 2: Like why can't that be happening for me? Because what

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Speaker 3: Well, me and my male friends will sometimes get together

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Speaker 3: and do like male pride. We'll do male pride or

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Speaker 3: we'll just talk about it guy, the guys for hours.

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Speaker 4: What did y'all talk.

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Speaker 2: About male pride? That's just gay?

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Speaker 3: Remember what the exact thing was. I think we were

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Speaker 3: just saying, you're like incredibly nice and welcoming, and you

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Speaker 3: have like a like you're advanced, but you're very nice,

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Speaker 3: Wait, and again, we only brought that up because we

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Speaker 1: So I'm intimidatingly cool, but I'm also a good person.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, I could see that because your silence from

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Speaker 2: the out side doesn't seem fearful. It seems like, no.

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Speaker 1: When I get in big groups, I realized, like, the

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Speaker 2: You're too busy listening. I'm too busy trying to fill

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Speaker 4: Oh, it is like, damn, you do sweat so much.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I try to tell people I sweat so much,

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Speaker 3: I brought in a topic to talk about, you know

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Speaker 3: how like men that track off are called gooners. And

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: What did I say?

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Speaker 4: You just called her a goon at?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because goon males or gooners and and yeah with

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Speaker 3: And it's weird when you think about her doing things

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Speaker 4: Can you compliment me a little more?

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Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, you look very handsome. I always see comments

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Speaker 3: of people saying that you look really handsome. I personally

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Speaker 3: think you have Pedro Pascal vibes. You wear like really

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Speaker 3: cool clothes. Thank you, that fit you really well. You

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Speaker 3: fall on them, no one else like it doesn't like

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Speaker 3: like the way that shirts fall on you. You have

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Speaker 3: like wide shoulders.

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Speaker 1: I do have broad shoulders. I'm proud of my broad shoulders.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you do it, Yeah exactly.

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Speaker 1: And I used to get compliments by older men when

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Speaker 1: twelve years old.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's like trauma.

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Speaker 1: It'd be like you have an athletic build.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. Okay, how old were these men.

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Speaker 1: Think in their forties and fifties.

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, that's maybe a little bit inappropriate.

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Speaker 1: Actually, Yeah, that was after I said it out loud,

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Speaker 3: Just want can I dap you up? Thank you for

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Speaker 2: I think sitting in my room and getting ready to

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Speaker 2: I talked to my psychiatry stuff for today. Yes, that'll

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Speaker 2: which is amazing.

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Speaker 1: And she's doing the big chop y'all, she's getting it

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm doing the Demi Lovado shave on side.

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Speaker 1: This side, and it's gonna be to the ear kind

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Speaker 1: of like that one. Always sunny art Wig the blonde

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Speaker 3: Half, that's gonna look really good.

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Speaker 2: I'm really excited. I'm kind of nervous, but it's for free,

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Speaker 2: so I just think I'm just gonna do it.

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Speaker 1: I yeah, what.

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Speaker 3: Keep looking at it.

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Speaker 2: Because I look good? Or wait? Is it kind of

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Speaker 2: destabilizing to see me like with this on my hat?

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Speaker 2: I don't know, because I kind of think I did,

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Speaker 2: like an amazing job.

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Speaker 4: You did great.

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Speaker 3: That also took her two hours? Yes it did. It

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Speaker 4: Why yell?

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Speaker 3: That's the pride handshake?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god. Gay Friends struck by Lightning KI

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Speaker 2: that was repeated eight million times this week. They just

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Speaker 2: like start doing the boys to be like Lightning.

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Speaker 1: Like Gay Guys Struck by Lightning is one of the funniest.

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Speaker 2: Like it's so real. Also it's two of my favorite

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Speaker 2: like things, Gay guys and lightning. Shit like literally best combo.

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Speaker 1: Ever, it really does not get better than that.

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Speaker 2: They need to put that on like somebody's like menu,

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Speaker 2: Like you know how everybody doesn't match a collab now

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Speaker 2: like air one does a smoothie with everybody. They need

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Speaker 2: to do a gay French truck flight Lightning Smoothie.

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Speaker 4: We'll make it.

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Speaker 2: That's gonna be my airwalk collab. But it's gonna cost

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Speaker 1: Girl, where is the Pride air wands?

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Speaker 2: Moody, They can't do that because if you mix it

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Speaker 1: Three seconds in a week, like it'll go flat. Well,

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Speaker 1: Like I really I when I wrote this down, I

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Speaker 1: I ate all my fingernails off last night. Yeah over here.

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Speaker 4: No, I really just laid in bed.

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Speaker 1: I'm not even kidding talking to Oriyan and nod off

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Speaker 1: every single one of my fingernails and guess what, I

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Speaker 4: But this is this is a thought.

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Speaker 1: This is a thought I had that I was like,

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Speaker 1: the world needs to know the app store logo sucks

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Speaker 1: dick and balls, and we're not having that conversation.

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Speaker 4: We haven't ever had that conversation. What is that?

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Speaker 1: I know it's an A and I know it used

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Speaker 1: it fucking sucks.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, now it looks like and.

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Speaker 4: Then they didn't ever.

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Speaker 3: I never realized and they didn't.

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Speaker 1: They didn't want me to realize this, because now I'm

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Speaker 1: They all suck. All of Apple's logos, suck Apple.

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Speaker 3: If you're watching this, which I know you fucking are,

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Speaker 1: Your apps are okay, not too not too much not,

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Speaker 2: Actually wait do you have them hidden? No?

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Speaker 4: I don't, actually I deleted them all.

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Speaker 4: You know, I'm like, what is she doing over here?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? That fucking sucks. It looks like a stack of

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Speaker 2: is all fucked up, Like we genuinely shouldn't. We shouldn't

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Speaker 2: I would love that right now. I also want us

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Speaker 3: Did you ever see Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I.

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Speaker 2: I want someone to turn over. Did you just redownload

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Speaker 3: What was that?

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Speaker 2: That was grinder?

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Speaker 1: It was fucking grinder, bitch, Fuck y'all, it was fucking grinder.

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Speaker 4: I'm allowed to use Grinder. It's fucking Gay Pride Month

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Speaker 2: Three seconds you just brought that up talking about talking

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Speaker 1: It went on, Yes, eight notifications, I'm sexy fucking hot,

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Speaker 1: I made a new account. Hello like people like birty

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Speaker 2: It was k Kai on his phone on the other side.

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Speaker 2: Oh well, yesterday I got into a car accident and

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Speaker 2: it was awesome.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and you crashed her fucking car again.

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Speaker 2: Oh now, okay, again crashed my car. I've never crashed

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Speaker 1: It is actually crazy that your car has been crashed

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Speaker 1: into or other people have crashed your cars more than

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Speaker 1: you've crashed your car. Yeah, like your your car is

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Speaker 2: I know, I don't know what the Vibe crashed into. Well,

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Speaker 2: just love hitting my car. But yesterday it was kind

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Speaker 2: of my fault, but also not my fault.

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Speaker 4: It was one hundred percent your fault.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, I am to be fair. It happened

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Speaker 2: on the same side that guy hit my car, and

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Speaker 2: you kind of.

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Speaker 1: Can't tell which She hasn't gotten fixed yet. I've reminded

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Speaker 1: her eight time now, eight times.

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Speaker 3: Eight time now. It doesn't make sense. It's just chromatically.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to spa world.

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Speaker 2: In what world would I get in my car on

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Speaker 2: a beautiful Pride month day and go to the car.

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Speaker 1: Actually, getting your car fixed is the most ally thing

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Speaker 1: you can do as a woman. That is the gayest

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Speaker 2: No, the gayest thing I could do is leave my

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Speaker 2: car fucked up because I bet it's a bunch of

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Speaker 1: Goes your forehead when you want to be saying.

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Speaker 2: They can't try.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I've heard that a lot.

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Speaker 2: Actually, actually I've seen it all over the Internet. But

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Speaker 2: I was at the movies with my friend and we

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Speaker 2: were can you I can't like you.

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Speaker 3: That's a really satisfying sound.

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Speaker 1: It is so good.

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Speaker 3: Okay, dude, seriously, we have to.

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Speaker 2: Work like it's like the pluck of a harp from

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Speaker 2: the heavens. I guess this story isn't that interesting, Like

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Speaker 2: I literally just hit someone's car, Like it's really not

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Speaker 2: I was with my friend at the grove and we

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Speaker 2: like anytime we like carpools or not carpool every time

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Speaker 2: we meet up somewhere and we both have our cars like.

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Speaker 4: Opposite of carpool. Actually, yeah, I've.

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Speaker 2: Been thinking a lot about like how can I dump

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Speaker 2: my pollution? No, me and my friend live on different

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Speaker 2: sides of town, but we were both leaving, and I'm

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Speaker 2: used to my friends like we all sit in our

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Speaker 2: bit used to be like what song are we gonna

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Speaker 2: listen to I'm gonna look at myself and chill. So

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Speaker 2: I got in my car and I plugged my phone in,

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Speaker 2: and I'm like looking at my phone, and I have

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Speaker 2: see that there's no one behind me right now, and

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Speaker 2: I'm looking at my phone. I'm trying to figure out

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Speaker 2: like putting in directions all that. And then from like.

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Speaker 1: My putting in direction right more like looking up to

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Speaker 4: God, that sucked so fucking bad? Can we cut that? Please?

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Speaker 2: No? No, I'm like looking here, and in my peripheral

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Speaker 2: I see like a car, like a car extremely similar

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Speaker 2: have made. I should have just looked to see if

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Speaker 2: my phone. In my head, I'm like, damn, she's like

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Speaker 2: her at this point, I'm like, oh, I should just

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Speaker 2: I see her car zooming pass. I'm like, oh my god,

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Speaker 2: she really is whipping the piss out of her car

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Speaker 2: to get out of here. Like, I don't want to

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Speaker 2: like I just without looking up, go like this, and

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Speaker 2: literally within two seconds, I just feel my car slams

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Speaker 2: like back, and I hit her car.

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Speaker 1: She killed three people, like she's literally like leaving so

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not that bad in the grand scheme of things.

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Speaker 3: Three people's pretty bad. That's three more than most people

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Speaker 4: That's like sixty less than me though, period.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, I guess that story isn't that funny. I

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Speaker 2: wanted to kill myself. I was so humiliated, but it

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Speaker 2: was it was not a big deal. I don't think

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Speaker 2: like if I I haven't hit a lot of people's cars.

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Speaker 2: But when I do, I'm like, oh, if I could

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Speaker 2: the like the mark goes away. I'm not touching it

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Speaker 1: I'm like, it's it's good, it's good, It's okay, Okay,

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Speaker 1: Well they like we all know this. They've been trying

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Speaker 1: five years now?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's around twenty five years.

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Speaker 4: Twenty five years now?

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Speaker 2: Are you okay?

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Speaker 4: I just I don't know what this note is.

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Speaker 1: Well, read it out doing literally anything but getting real

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Speaker 3: Okay. So the concept is procrastinating of getting real ID. No,

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Speaker 3: we can work with that.

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Speaker 4: Using the butt instead of getting real ID.

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Speaker 2: Well, I have something amazing to show you. This is like, genuinely,

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Speaker 2: I've seen a lot of things in my lifetime. I

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Speaker 2: never thought I would see this.

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Speaker 6: And that I use on a daily basis that I

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Speaker 6: would do if I wouldn't go to Walmart. I don't

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Speaker 6: even know if I would be happy if I wouldn't

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Speaker 6: go to Walmart.

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Speaker 1: He's a Walmart ally now, Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: Oh he looks good.

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Speaker 4: What period he does? He looks great?

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Speaker 2: Like duh. He literally is bad. That's what he's known for.

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Speaker 3: Like you think the Walmart is bad?

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Speaker 2: Oh also says his legacy he's bad, doesn't play well.

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Speaker 4: I don't even know what they said that Walmart.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I was just gonna say I I tightened the mic,

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Speaker 3: so you don't have to fuck with it anymore. It

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Speaker 3: should be much different now. Or well, I shouldn't have

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Speaker 3: said it like that, but I fixed it.

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't have noticed, but thank you. Okay, weird as fuck?

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Speaker 1: Like, oh, I went to the batting cages for Pride yesterday.

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Speaker 1: I literally, like that was a conscious thought I had.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I want to go to the batting cages

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Speaker 1: for Pride and let out all my anger, all my

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Speaker 1: gay anger.

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Speaker 2: Did it like work? Because you seem to be like

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Speaker 4: No bitch y'all.

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Speaker 1: I literally don't know what is going on with me,

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Speaker 1: but I woke up furious today. I literally nothing in specific.

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Speaker 1: I just woke up mad and I Kai did mention

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Speaker 1: something about bad dreams and it kind of destabilizing your

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Speaker 1: now until I find the root of this anger. But

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Speaker 1: oh my god, I want to punch holes in walls.

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Speaker 1: Like I've never wanted to hit walls, but like I

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Speaker 1: was in the fucking kitchen with Kai and I was like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, I want to punch the wall.

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Speaker 4: I really I get it.

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00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:25,480
Speaker 1: I see them, I see I saw them for the

446
00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:30,000
Speaker 1: first time. I saw you Kai punching holes in walls.

447
00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:31,800
Speaker 3: That's not my vibe at all.

448
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:35,719
Speaker 2: That's actually why the ceiling in the last apartment broke.

449
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:39,240
Speaker 2: Yeah broke is because we told Kai to stop punching

450
00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:41,119
Speaker 2: holes in the wall, so you started punching holes in

451
00:22:41,119 --> 00:22:41,640
Speaker 2: the ceiling.

452
00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:44,879
Speaker 3: Yeah. I have anger issues, but I feel like the

453
00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:46,719
Speaker 3: rest of my vibe makes up for it.

454
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:54,720
Speaker 2: Well, I feel bad because I'm on like the complete opposite.

455
00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:56,800
Speaker 2: I woke up today in such a good mood, Like

456
00:22:57,080 --> 00:23:00,760
Speaker 2: I literally woke up today with them mile on my bab.

457
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:04,320
Speaker 1: We do that, We really do flip flop, Like you

458
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:07,480
Speaker 1: have a awful week, I have a good week, you

459
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:08,160
Speaker 1: have a good week.

460
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:09,040
Speaker 4: I have a bad week.

461
00:23:09,119 --> 00:23:12,800
Speaker 1: Like that is soulmate shit though, because you're there to

462
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:14,880
Speaker 1: take care of me, like I was there to take

463
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:15,400
Speaker 1: care of you.

464
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:19,400
Speaker 2: And that's why you need to literally just run away

465
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:21,119
Speaker 2: from all your problems and be avoidant.

466
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:25,439
Speaker 1: I know, Like literally, I'm like, girl, I'm done facing

467
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:25,880
Speaker 1: my team.

468
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,359
Speaker 2: Not actually, but I don't think it's to the point

469
00:23:28,359 --> 00:23:30,760
Speaker 2: where like you can only go in circles around the

470
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:33,880
Speaker 2: things upsetting you so much, and that's like.

471
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:35,920
Speaker 4: Well, now I'm gonna start taking opium again.

472
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:39,480
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, I have been doing shrooms every day,

473
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:40,520
Speaker 2: so maybe that's what's.

474
00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:42,080
Speaker 4: Making Yeah, it been really fuck.

475
00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:43,560
Speaker 2: I just can't stop doing shrooms.

476
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:44,800
Speaker 4: I just can't stop.

477
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:48,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, your brain chemistry was rewritten. Yeah, I mean you're

478
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:49,040
Speaker 3: feeling pretty good.

479
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:51,320
Speaker 2: Well says it all.

480
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:55,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess you're right. But maybe maybe the psilocybin

481
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:57,919
Speaker 3: created new neural pathways in your brain and now you're

482
00:23:57,920 --> 00:23:58,680
Speaker 3: happy all the time.

483
00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:00,320
Speaker 4: Y'all know that my celial net work.

484
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:04,280
Speaker 1: Oh yes, celium is alive. The earth is alive. It

485
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:07,919
Speaker 1: Mother nature is a real fucking thing. Trees use their

486
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:11,520
Speaker 1: root networks and they're my cereial networks to warn each

487
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:12,919
Speaker 1: other that fires are coming.

488
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:15,920
Speaker 2: I feel like you've told me that before. The thing

489
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:17,720
Speaker 2: and everything you say, I believe you say. It is

490
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:18,040
Speaker 2: a thing.

491
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:19,720
Speaker 4: It is a thing. Hello.

492
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:23,440
Speaker 1: I love the my celial network, so like a little

493
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:26,280
Speaker 1: bit that I play on YA is.

494
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:28,200
Speaker 4: No matter.

495
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:33,040
Speaker 1: My phone is connected to every single bluetooth object in

496
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:36,119
Speaker 1: this house, in our old house, my car, literally everything,

497
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:39,240
Speaker 1: and I only really do it to you, and it's

498
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:41,520
Speaker 1: only a thought that I have to do to Enya,

499
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:45,320
Speaker 1: but like when she like turns on a speaker in

500
00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:48,680
Speaker 1: the kitchen or whatever, and my phone automatically connects to it.

501
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:53,119
Speaker 1: Like I genuinely, I don't have like a thought like

502
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:55,159
Speaker 1: I do. I don't think it. My body just like

503
00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:57,919
Speaker 1: goes into action and like I immediately like clock that

504
00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,520
Speaker 1: my phone is connected to the speaker.

505
00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:03,400
Speaker 2: So I the jar is how quickly you realize that's exactly.

506
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:05,439
Speaker 4: I know it's weird. It is, it is weird.

507
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:07,480
Speaker 1: And so I go and start playing fart sounds or

508
00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:10,480
Speaker 1: porn sounds on the speakers. Most of the time it's

509
00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:12,520
Speaker 1: fart sounds. I tried porn sounds, but I don't think

510
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:12,880
Speaker 1: they worked.

511
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:15,520
Speaker 4: Yesterday I didn't. Yeah, I tried.

512
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,480
Speaker 1: I really tried, because it was playing through my phone.

513
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:19,320
Speaker 1: And then I got like really uncomfortable because I was like,

514
00:25:19,359 --> 00:25:21,560
Speaker 1: what if Josh just hears me listening to like gay

515
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:23,840
Speaker 1: porn loud as fuck in my room. And I was like,

516
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:26,000
Speaker 1: I honestly at one point was just owning it. I

517
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:28,360
Speaker 1: was like, I don't give a fuck, Like this is mine.

518
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:31,800
Speaker 2: I'm gonna play really loud porn but walk around so

519
00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:33,080
Speaker 2: it sounds like.

520
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:34,800
Speaker 4: I'm like took a podcast.

521
00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:37,960
Speaker 2: And like walking around. I'm gonna be in the kitchen

522
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,479
Speaker 2: doing dishes and I'm just gonna have like a porn

523
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:42,800
Speaker 2: open and like.

524
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:46,880
Speaker 3: Speaking over rewinding to suit you, miss, I'm wanna.

525
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:51,160
Speaker 2: Put the suction the octo buddy on the like any surface.

526
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:55,160
Speaker 2: And why can't we watch porn on planes?

527
00:25:56,480 --> 00:26:01,280
Speaker 3: Why is that you can actually right if I next.

528
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:03,080
Speaker 2: To you, because that's kind of essentially what the screen

529
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:05,280
Speaker 2: ass see. It's like, yo, before you watch this, wait,

530
00:26:05,359 --> 00:26:06,840
Speaker 2: I saw who was sitting next to you.

531
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:11,720
Speaker 1: I saw a clip on Instagram of this like probably

532
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:15,480
Speaker 1: seven year old like boy sitting in the middle seat

533
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:21,439
Speaker 1: and he was watching like kid's cartoon or adult cartoon.

534
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:23,919
Speaker 1: I don't remember what it was, what show it was,

535
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:25,800
Speaker 1: but there was a scene in it where this like

536
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:29,560
Speaker 1: girl like tripped and fell into this dude's lap and

537
00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:32,120
Speaker 1: then she, like, I guess the funny part of it

538
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:35,560
Speaker 1: was like just started twerking on his lap and this kid,

539
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:39,720
Speaker 1: I'm not joking, rewinded that clip like thirty times and

540
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:42,679
Speaker 1: this woman behind her got the whole fucking thing on video,

541
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:45,679
Speaker 1: and uh it's like and it's like, you know, like

542
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:49,440
Speaker 1: the joke where it's like no one like moves quicker

543
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:51,360
Speaker 1: than a baby hanging up on you on an iPad,

544
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:54,040
Speaker 1: like like just like quick as fuck. That one guy

545
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:57,240
Speaker 1: that you think is hot Kui that like can catch things,

546
00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:58,960
Speaker 1: like that's a baby hanging up on an iPad.

547
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:01,320
Speaker 4: But he was it was.

548
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:02,840
Speaker 1: Crazy, like it was like robotic.

549
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:03,560
Speaker 2: I want to see it was.

550
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:06,959
Speaker 1: It was robotic, like he would like it would end,

551
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:08,800
Speaker 1: she would get up, the cliff would end, and then

552
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:11,080
Speaker 1: she would go woop or he would go and like

553
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:13,480
Speaker 1: rewind it back the perfect amount and if he would

554
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:15,919
Speaker 1: rewind it back too far on the plane, and if

555
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:16,800
Speaker 1: you would rewind.

556
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:17,280
Speaker 4: It back too far.

557
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:19,240
Speaker 2: But I guess he's a kid. He has no idea,

558
00:27:19,359 --> 00:27:22,159
Speaker 2: Like he's not thinking like oh, people are going to

559
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:24,120
Speaker 2: think anything of this. He's just like whoa.

560
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:25,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's like whoa.

561
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:28,720
Speaker 1: But she said she told his mom in the commons

562
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:30,960
Speaker 1: because everyone was like you better have told his mom,

563
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:32,600
Speaker 1: and like she was like, I did tell his mom

564
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:35,480
Speaker 1: because like it was four times too many, like he

565
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:39,280
Speaker 1: did it so many times. But to answer your question, yes,

566
00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:40,560
Speaker 1: I watched porn on airplanes.

567
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:43,080
Speaker 3: I think it is legal. But the only reason why

568
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:45,679
Speaker 3: is because I remember when I was like twelve, I

569
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:47,960
Speaker 3: was at the library and a guy was watching porn

570
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:51,640
Speaker 3: on a computer and I was like, sorry, Kai, no,

571
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:52,320
Speaker 3: it's okay.

572
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:53,960
Speaker 2: I mean, this was nineteen sixty eight.

573
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,600
Speaker 3: It wasn't nineteen sixty eight. It was not even close.

574
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:59,000
Speaker 3: It wasn't even close to that.

575
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:01,120
Speaker 2: Not too much on. The guy was different.

576
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:05,000
Speaker 3: Well. I walked up to the librarian and I was like,

577
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:09,360
Speaker 3: he's watching porn and she said, yeah, that's fine, You're

578
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:12,600
Speaker 3: allowed to do that. And I was like, what are

579
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:15,040
Speaker 3: you talking about. She said, yeah, that there's actually legally

580
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:18,800
Speaker 3: nothing that we can do about that. Wow. But that's

581
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:20,919
Speaker 3: what that one librarian said. So I don't know if

582
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:22,120
Speaker 3: that's changed or.

583
00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:24,879
Speaker 2: She's down She's like, fucking let him go crazy.

584
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:26,239
Speaker 4: I want to see what I'm in.

585
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:28,000
Speaker 2: So I want to see what he's watching.

586
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:29,959
Speaker 4: I want to get into I'm into it.

587
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:33,120
Speaker 2: No, that is fucking insane, Like, but I guess it's

588
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:36,040
Speaker 2: kind of like the thing that like, if you catch

589
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:39,080
Speaker 2: some someone shoplifting at a lot of stores, you're not

590
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:41,520
Speaker 2: allowed to do anything. So I wonder if there is

591
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:44,840
Speaker 2: a weird legality. It's like how there's weird loopholes to

592
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:46,880
Speaker 2: all the freak ship bitches want to do because bitches

593
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:47,880
Speaker 2: are freaky and nasty.

594
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:51,800
Speaker 4: No, King Cat pride is that a thing? I think?

595
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:52,000
Speaker 2: So?

596
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:54,520
Speaker 4: Really it's like a movement.

597
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:57,040
Speaker 3: What is uh, do you guys know what aftercare is?

598
00:28:57,800 --> 00:28:58,040
Speaker 4: Hell?

599
00:28:58,200 --> 00:28:59,000
Speaker 2: No, what is that?

600
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:00,560
Speaker 4: That sh it sounds weird as fuck.

601
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:01,720
Speaker 3: I actually don't know.

602
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:06,040
Speaker 1: And after shave after care like after sex care? Yeah,

603
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:10,880
Speaker 1: would you do if like you throw just like a rotten,

604
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:14,440
Speaker 1: moldy towel at the person and that's after car to

605
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:16,240
Speaker 1: get the fuck out? Really?

606
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:16,760
Speaker 4: Yeah?

607
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:18,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna say, usually it's like.

608
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:23,960
Speaker 3: That's great, Well, you know, after cares for me, I

609
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:28,200
Speaker 3: will pull out my acoustic guitar and start playing a song.

610
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:32,000
Speaker 2: I am not kidding. I am not kidding. I think

611
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:34,040
Speaker 2: I would stab you. I think I would stab any

612
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:36,560
Speaker 2: person who did that. If somebody actually like, I think

613
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:40,400
Speaker 2: I would just leave. I would be so like that

614
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:42,400
Speaker 2: to me is such a threat in a way that

615
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:45,040
Speaker 2: I genuinely can't describe. What were we talking about this one?

616
00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:47,360
Speaker 4: We were talking about the Breaking Bad Lady House.

617
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:52,000
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, so, I mean we've all seen it by now,

618
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:55,959
Speaker 1: but the lady at the Breaking Bad House is the

619
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:57,240
Speaker 1: realist bitch.

620
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,800
Speaker 4: On this fucking planet. I'm not kid.

621
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:02,280
Speaker 1: I need hang out with her, like I no cameras,

622
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:03,520
Speaker 1: Like I really just want.

623
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:04,080
Speaker 4: To pick her brain.

624
00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:05,720
Speaker 2: There's chair beer.

625
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:08,719
Speaker 1: Beers, like cigarettes, like all of it, because I know,

626
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:12,160
Speaker 1: like she has the craziest takes of any human being

627
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:15,920
Speaker 1: on this fucking planet. Like literally just her psyche is

628
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:19,240
Speaker 1: so fascinating to me because like you'd think at some point.

629
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:21,600
Speaker 4: She would just be like whatever, like it's not that deep.

630
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:25,880
Speaker 1: But now she literally sits in her front yard all

631
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:29,240
Speaker 1: fucking day long yelling at people taking pictures of her house,

632
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:31,959
Speaker 1: which like respect, like I wouldn't want people taking pictures

633
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:35,320
Speaker 1: of my house, but like spraying them with water hoses,

634
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:38,120
Speaker 1: like throwing rocks at them, like I don't know if

635
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:38,640
Speaker 1: she throws.

636
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:41,640
Speaker 2: No, I love I'm obsessed with the water hose. I'm

637
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:43,240
Speaker 2: so fucking obsessed with that.

638
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:47,040
Speaker 1: No, she's so real, like she like she she has

639
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:49,120
Speaker 1: the time, Like that's the thing is she has it

640
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:50,080
Speaker 1: and she executes.

641
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:53,720
Speaker 2: I both understand and don't understand, because to me, it's like, well,

642
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:56,680
Speaker 2: you moved into the most famous house on TV. But

643
00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:59,600
Speaker 2: then I also understand because ho I just saw Breaking

644
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:02,040
Speaker 2: Bad like two years ago. Maybe the bitch didn't give

645
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:04,239
Speaker 2: a fuck about Breaking Bad, like it was like, if

646
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:06,720
Speaker 2: you told me that I was buying like an apartment

647
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:08,720
Speaker 2: in front of Abbey Road two years ago, I would

648
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:10,680
Speaker 2: have been like, who's abby This is not her road.

649
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:14,360
Speaker 2: I'm moving in, like this is my grip now, and

650
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:16,560
Speaker 2: I would have been so mad. I also would be

651
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:19,320
Speaker 2: mad if randomly there's Hella bitches on the street all

652
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:22,640
Speaker 2: the time, like, wow.

653
00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:25,440
Speaker 1: The house is listed for sale for four million when

654
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:28,120
Speaker 1: it's closer to value of three hundred and fifty k.

655
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:30,600
Speaker 4: She literally she's here.

656
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:33,960
Speaker 2: Love her, Like, seriously, if we put some of that

657
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:37,880
Speaker 2: delusion in ourselves, I genuinely think we would be further.

658
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:40,720
Speaker 2: I just don't have that kind of motivation for anything.

659
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:42,640
Speaker 4: I just don't love myself.

660
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:44,760
Speaker 2: I mean me either, but you know.

661
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:46,920
Speaker 1: No, I literally hate myself.

662
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:53,440
Speaker 3: Really, Yeah, you're dead ass, dead ass, that's fucking crazy.

663
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:59,280
Speaker 2: Well, I love you, I love you. I need to

664
00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:01,800
Speaker 2: see the video her, I like need it. I'm like shaking.

665
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:03,600
Speaker 2: I'm withdrawing from the video of her.

666
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:05,840
Speaker 1: I'm trying to find out how much she got paid

667
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:09,560
Speaker 1: to live or to rent out her house for that, because,

668
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:12,880
Speaker 1: like I mean, she's retired since before. I think she

669
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,080
Speaker 1: might have bought the house.

670
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:15,960
Speaker 4: I don't know.

671
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:18,600
Speaker 2: How we need to talk to her.

672
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:23,040
Speaker 1: Oh wait, this article quote unquote, we're done owner of

673
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:25,600
Speaker 1: Walter White's house and breaking bad puts it on market

674
00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:30,680
Speaker 1: for formulion. We're done, turn it into an airbnb, like

675
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:33,600
Speaker 1: what like literally airbnb that bitch out They did that

676
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:35,239
Speaker 1: with a call Me by your Name house, and like,

677
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:37,600
Speaker 1: I'm sure they fucking retired off of that. I want

678
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:39,600
Speaker 1: to go to that house so fucking bad, y'all. I

679
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:42,200
Speaker 1: literally started crying, not even watching Call Me by Your Name,

680
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:45,200
Speaker 1: but just thinking about it. Unrequired love does something to

681
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:47,680
Speaker 1: me that like I genuinely like, oh my god, I

682
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:50,040
Speaker 1: want to rip my fucking heart out of my goddamn chest.

683
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:52,040
Speaker 1: I love unrequited love, but I hate it.

684
00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:55,400
Speaker 4: The yearning, the yearning.

685
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:59,240
Speaker 1: You know, I decided I hate yearning. What I don't

686
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:01,760
Speaker 1: want to yearn. I don't want to yearn anymore. I'm different.

687
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:04,200
Speaker 2: Well, I think there's like different levels to yearning. I

688
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:11,840
Speaker 2: think the general audience has now assumed that yearning has

689
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:14,080
Speaker 2: to be negative, But I'm like, yearning can be fun,

690
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:16,320
Speaker 2: but yearning, I think is usually fun when it's yearning

691
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:17,000
Speaker 2: on both sides.

692
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:20,440
Speaker 1: I'm fucking crazy, Like that's that is the problem.

693
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:22,920
Speaker 2: That's why you like yearning is because you're not yearning,

694
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,440
Speaker 2: you are literally loosing.

695
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:27,840
Speaker 1: Fucking I'm a crazy person, y'all. Like you really think

696
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:31,320
Speaker 1: it's a bit but like no, like I'm genuinely fucking crazy, Like.

697
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:37,560
Speaker 2: He's not. I guess you have you don't do crazy actions,

698
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:39,160
Speaker 2: you have crazy person thoughts.

699
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:41,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can convince.

700
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:44,800
Speaker 2: Yourself of everything. That's why you need to meet Ali.

701
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:49,240
Speaker 2: I know Sarah. I'll call her Sarah so you don't

702
00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:49,880
Speaker 2: get confused.

703
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:53,160
Speaker 1: At least, Bagnola is my queen. Come on the pod.

704
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:54,800
Speaker 1: I really want to pick your brain.

705
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:56,640
Speaker 2: I actually would love to talk to her.

706
00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:59,440
Speaker 1: I literally, like I don't know if I've talked about

707
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:03,200
Speaker 1: this publicly before, but like she literally means something to me.

708
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:05,920
Speaker 1: And I feel weird saying this because we go to

709
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:07,480
Speaker 1: the same gym and she sees me, and.

710
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:08,400
Speaker 4: I think she's scared of me.

711
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:10,279
Speaker 1: But I am obsessed with this woman in a way

712
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:13,280
Speaker 1: that like I've never been obsessed with another You and Josie.

713
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:14,560
Speaker 4: It's I'm gay, don't joy.

714
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:18,279
Speaker 2: It's like it's how I feel about like Evan and

715
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:21,120
Speaker 2: Caitlin and like even like a Sofia video, like I

716
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:23,680
Speaker 2: watch like certain people genuinely because I'm just like, wow,

717
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:26,880
Speaker 2: you bring me like a comfort. And I also like

718
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 2: falling asleep to your car I love, but that's different.

719
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:33,680
Speaker 2: I like falling asleep to those like people. And you

720
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:34,600
Speaker 2: you know what, I'll give it.

721
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:36,040
Speaker 4: Thank you.

722
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:43,440
Speaker 2: It's like I thank you. No, I don't, I.

723
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:49,160
Speaker 1: Love bag. What were we talking about before I derailed

724
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:53,600
Speaker 1: the conversation like usual, Oh, yearning crazy person thoughts. No,

725
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:56,920
Speaker 1: I don't do crazy things. That's embarrassing. If you do

726
00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:00,319
Speaker 1: crazy things, you're fucking embarrassing. Get a grip on fucking reality.

727
00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:07,440
Speaker 1: But oh, I can convince myself of realities that do

728
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:11,080
Speaker 1: not exist better than I think anybody else on this planet.

729
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:14,279
Speaker 1: Like I really like the thoughts that I have in

730
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:21,799
Speaker 1: my head become so real, And there's even a part

731
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:24,240
Speaker 1: of my brain where I'm like, I am fucking crazy

732
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:26,680
Speaker 1: and I know this is crazy and I'm making all

733
00:35:26,719 --> 00:35:28,479
Speaker 1: of this up, but I.

734
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:31,400
Speaker 4: Still believe it. I still believe it.

735
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:33,960
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I don't. Well at this point, I don't

736
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,759
Speaker 2: know what you believe. Like, I'm not even kidding, because

737
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:39,040
Speaker 2: it's so confusing to keep up where your brand lands

738
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:44,440
Speaker 2: on it, where your brain lands on anything, because you

739
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:46,279
Speaker 2: you go back and forth. But it's just because you're

740
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:50,760
Speaker 2: indecisive in nature already. And I'm indecisive, but I'm more

741
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:54,319
Speaker 2: willing to be impulsive. You're not. You're indecisive and you

742
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:58,759
Speaker 2: are literally held down by like it is. Trump wants

743
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:00,799
Speaker 2: to put that anxiety don't over the US. If he

744
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:03,200
Speaker 2: really wants to protect the US, he needs to put

745
00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:04,239
Speaker 2: Dru's anxiety dome.

746
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:07,480
Speaker 1: No I this everyone who comes up, I run this

747
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:11,680
Speaker 1: bitch like I'm lesbian behind at McDonald's counter, Like, put

748
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 1: me in office?

749
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:16,120
Speaker 4: What the fuck was I gonna say?

750
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:17,400
Speaker 2: I think you just like I.

751
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:19,960
Speaker 1: I guess I just need to get on medication. But

752
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:25,239
Speaker 1: I really like I don't, don't do it. Don't put

753
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:25,920
Speaker 1: me on meds.

754
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:33,200
Speaker 3: Like literally, I'm gonna stab you with the syringe of wildbutrin.

755
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:35,440
Speaker 4: I would I honestly do that.

756
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:37,760
Speaker 1: At some point, I'm gonna stab you in the fucking

757
00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:41,960
Speaker 1: brain with the blunt forced object. I'm from the Bronx,

758
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:44,480
Speaker 1: that's all right, what is it, I'm from Brooklyn, that's

759
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:44,879
Speaker 1: all right.

760
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:48,840
Speaker 2: The Australian dude who's he's from.

761
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:50,640
Speaker 1: Brooklyn, he's even from New Zealand.

762
00:36:51,239 --> 00:36:54,279
Speaker 2: I always mix up Australian and New Zealand because to me,

763
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:56,440
Speaker 2: those like the accents sounds.

764
00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:58,480
Speaker 1: So so I have trade in New Zealand when I

765
00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:00,960
Speaker 1: pull up to New Zealand. I'm not even kidding. I

766
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:04,600
Speaker 1: had only to New Zealand. I was planning how long

767
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:08,279
Speaker 1: have they been waiting? I was planning a through hike,

768
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:13,759
Speaker 1: pre pandemic. I got trying to do yeah, like no,

769
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:17,759
Speaker 1: since twenty nineighteen. I have him on the short least

770
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:20,120
Speaker 1: too short least too I'm like, Oh, if you hook

771
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:22,719
Speaker 1: up with anybody else, I'll kill you.

772
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:23,040
Speaker 3: Guys.

773
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:23,640
Speaker 4: I'm joking.

774
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:27,040
Speaker 3: He's not joking. I watched him send that text message

775
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 3: before the episode started.

776
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:30,399
Speaker 2: And when he didn't get a response, he said, hello,

777
00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:31,480
Speaker 2: I know you read.

778
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:35,480
Speaker 3: Those He sent it with the invisible effect to milk.

779
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:40,839
Speaker 1: The dude. I'm just like, I'm so rotted by Jonas

780
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:41,520
Speaker 1: right now?

781
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:46,920
Speaker 4: Who Jonas? Air cut? Air cut?

782
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:49,280
Speaker 1: I want to go to one of his comedy shows?

783
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:51,440
Speaker 1: So fucking bad his sets kill me.

784
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:52,720
Speaker 3: We should go to the next one.

785
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:53,600
Speaker 4: When are they?

786
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:55,520
Speaker 1: I know there was one on Friday and I wanted

787
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:57,680
Speaker 1: to go, but I had obligation.

788
00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:00,000
Speaker 2: I forgot what I was going to say.

789
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:05,000
Speaker 4: Hold on, hello, Hi, It's true.

790
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:06,839
Speaker 1: I just wanted to let you hear my voice for

791
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:08,080
Speaker 1: the first time over the app.

792
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:15,759
Speaker 2: He is, what's that? A well? That?

793
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:21,439
Speaker 4: God damn it bad?

794
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:22,280
Speaker 3: Was the guy.

795
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:27,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was his response. He sounds like Lady Gaga's bodyguard.

796
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:30,520
Speaker 2: What does that mean?

797
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:31,959
Speaker 1: You know.

798
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:35,960
Speaker 3: She? I know you want to be.

799
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:40,799
Speaker 1: I know you want me to do bed.

800
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:44,799
Speaker 2: That's not her actual bodyguard. No, it is the vocalist

801
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:45,800
Speaker 2: in the song.

802
00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:47,319
Speaker 4: Yes, what song is that?

803
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:50,120
Speaker 2: I don't know, but like, why would you think that?

804
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:50,680
Speaker 3: No?

805
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:52,399
Speaker 4: It is, it is, it is, it is.

806
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:54,120
Speaker 1: Hold on, I can't lie.

807
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:58,000
Speaker 2: The only bodyguard lore I've like relatively kept up with

808
00:38:58,120 --> 00:38:58,760
Speaker 2: is Beyonce.

809
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:12,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, famous, Okay, that's her bodyguard. You have Allied tattooed

810
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:14,000
Speaker 1: on your fucking forehead and you don't.

811
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:15,800
Speaker 2: Know that Alli. It is Ali.

812
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:17,800
Speaker 1: It is Ali's bag.

813
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:25,000
Speaker 2: I didn't get it tattooed with the colors. With that

814
00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:28,120
Speaker 2: in mind, every other month of the year, no one

815
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:30,640
Speaker 2: is going to think it says that word. It's only

816
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:34,840
Speaker 2: in June. And if anything, maybe I'll get a discount

817
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:37,520
Speaker 2: everywhere I go because it's been happening. I've gotten a

818
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:39,600
Speaker 2: lot of free coffees in Echo Park.

819
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:40,360
Speaker 4: Yeah.

820
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:43,719
Speaker 1: Alfred's Alfred's hooked it up. They sent two bags of

821
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:45,839
Speaker 1: coffee today, Drew.

822
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:47,839
Speaker 3: I didn't want to bring up something that I think

823
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:52,879
Speaker 3: you might find interesting, which is that they're building brains. Two.

824
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:58,160
Speaker 3: They're making computers out of real brain cells.

825
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:00,560
Speaker 4: Now or I've been seeing this, keep it up.

826
00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:03,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they're they're planning on building like a huge

827
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:05,680
Speaker 3: server in the United States which.

828
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:06,960
Speaker 4: Is out of human brains.

829
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:09,560
Speaker 3: It's gonna be brain, human brain cell.

830
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:14,200
Speaker 1: Are they taking the tissue from people or are they.

831
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:16,000
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know, but this is like real,

832
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:17,240
Speaker 3: this is happening, and they.

833
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:20,080
Speaker 1: Imagine they take your brain tissue and it like splits

834
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:20,879
Speaker 1: your personality.

835
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:23,360
Speaker 3: I think it's like from a real brain cell and

836
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:25,120
Speaker 3: then they like clone it. I don't know.

837
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:27,080
Speaker 1: But whose brain cell they need to take mine? I

838
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:29,160
Speaker 1: will literally give them mind. I'm not even kidding.

839
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:30,840
Speaker 3: They can like go in and take a build the

840
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:31,839
Speaker 3: gay supercomputer.

841
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, instead of oh wait no wait, this is that

842
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:36,200
Speaker 1: we need to we need to workshop this.

843
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:37,400
Speaker 3: Right now, yeah, super intelligent.

844
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:40,960
Speaker 1: No, we need to workshop this because you know, I

845
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:41,239
Speaker 1: got it.

846
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:41,680
Speaker 4: I got it.

847
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:45,160
Speaker 1: Computer speaking binary, the gay computer speaks in non binary.

848
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:50,239
Speaker 3: Wow, that cook, that cook? I know you feel better now,

849
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:51,360
Speaker 3: I know that should just let you.

850
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:55,560
Speaker 2: The thing is, I genuinely think we need to back

851
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:58,000
Speaker 2: the fuck up, because what are you even talking about?

852
00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:01,200
Speaker 2: Like what that shouldn't be happening. And I think I'm

853
00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:06,160
Speaker 2: going to start ordering a bunch of random chemicals and

854
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:09,600
Speaker 2: then mix them up and get my pilot's license similar

855
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:12,160
Speaker 2: to Nathan Fielder. But really, what I'm going to do

856
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:14,960
Speaker 2: is put all of those random chemicals into the back

857
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,680
Speaker 2: of my private plane because I will be allocating the

858
00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:20,360
Speaker 2: funds to buy a small personal flyer.

859
00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:22,640
Speaker 4: Jet that's gonna take you thirty years.

860
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:27,879
Speaker 2: No, I have my ways, I have whole. So y'all

861
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:30,440
Speaker 2: gonna get Oh, trust it's gonna get done.

862
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:33,560
Speaker 1: We're gonna leave a poll in the comment. Should en

863
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:39,880
Speaker 1: you start selling whole for me to give me money?

864
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:40,680
Speaker 2: You don't pay me?

865
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:43,560
Speaker 4: No, I'm not saying. I'm not saying no, you pay me.

866
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:46,479
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. Yeah, you sell at this point,

867
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:47,359
Speaker 2: you make me pay you.

868
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:50,160
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's because you don't have to bring

869
00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:51,240
Speaker 1: this up fucking publicly.

870
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:53,000
Speaker 2: Bro, It's not not weird.

871
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:55,239
Speaker 3: I don't think we should talk podcast. I feel like

872
00:41:55,239 --> 00:41:55,880
Speaker 3: it's not appropriate.

873
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,000
Speaker 2: Is that not weird? Though it is weird and I

874
00:41:58,080 --> 00:41:59,960
Speaker 2: have to pay to have sex with my partner.

875
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:01,960
Speaker 3: It's weird. But again I don't think we should. This

876
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,520
Speaker 3: isn't the right. It's just weird platform to talk about it.

877
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:06,200
Speaker 2: And he he has that's with a bunch of other

878
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:06,799
Speaker 2: people when he.

879
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:13,600
Speaker 4: Makes them pay him to women not people. Women. Take

880
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:16,200
Speaker 4: that very clear, Just to be clear.

881
00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:18,880
Speaker 2: I really want us to go on like an old show,

882
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:22,560
Speaker 2: like you know, when they would get like back in

883
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:25,600
Speaker 2: the Golden Age, when they would get celebrity couples on

884
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:28,440
Speaker 2: live TV and have them duke it out publicly like

885
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:30,959
Speaker 2: area I need that you would cover.

886
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:33,560
Speaker 1: We would literally we would fry americ.

887
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:35,200
Speaker 3: Have you seen the couple's therapy show?

888
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:37,440
Speaker 4: Yes, we were just talking about.

889
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:39,120
Speaker 3: Did you just watch the poly One?

890
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:39,719
Speaker 1: No?

891
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:40,239
Speaker 4: Not yet?

892
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:41,719
Speaker 3: It's so good.

893
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:43,200
Speaker 2: Oh wait, I think I did get to that and

894
00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:46,120
Speaker 2: I was like, it's so fucking funny.

895
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:50,440
Speaker 3: Really I watch I was like, this is really interesting

896
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:52,880
Speaker 3: and maybe this is something that I'm interested in. Is

897
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:53,399
Speaker 3: doing this?

898
00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:56,279
Speaker 1: No seeds is like I think I think I have

899
00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:58,880
Speaker 1: a poly bone in my body, but I am also

900
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:03,080
Speaker 1: super territory and if the person I'm with hooked up

901
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:04,640
Speaker 1: with someone, I would kill both of them.

902
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:06,920
Speaker 2: The poly bone in my body is I'm a slut.

903
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:08,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the polyon.

904
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:11,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, like I just don't give a fuck, Like what, I.

905
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,719
Speaker 3: Don't think I could do it, Honestly, I don't think

906
00:43:13,719 --> 00:43:15,120
Speaker 3: I have the mental fortitude for that.

907
00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:18,000
Speaker 2: I don't I would actually it would be there was

908
00:43:18,239 --> 00:43:21,080
Speaker 2: There is no world where I think I have the

909
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:26,360
Speaker 2: mental strength to remove sex from a point of like

910
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:30,080
Speaker 2: intimacy and admiration and like what it means to me.

911
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:33,320
Speaker 2: There's new world Like what.

912
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:35,800
Speaker 1: I like decided I don't give a fuck about sex.

913
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:38,759
Speaker 4: I really don't care.

914
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:42,720
Speaker 3: That's cool, that's good.

915
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:44,800
Speaker 2: I mean to go from like the kind of slut

916
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:48,040
Speaker 2: you were to that is genuinely proof that anything can happen.

917
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:50,279
Speaker 2: The gay computer is right here to.

918
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:52,680
Speaker 3: Go from flying to New Zealand to have sex to

919
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:54,520
Speaker 3: not having sex or even enjoying it.

920
00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:56,640
Speaker 2: No, not even he was gonna fly to New Zealand

921
00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:59,160
Speaker 2: and do a backpacking trip.

922
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:04,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, friend a through hike, A through hike, of trade

923
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:05,720
Speaker 1: my trade through hike.

924
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:08,759
Speaker 4: This is this was real. I'm not kidding.

925
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:12,160
Speaker 2: Honestly, Like if there was a gorgeous like because that

926
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:12,960
Speaker 2: would be Gordon's.

927
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:15,759
Speaker 1: It's like backpacking through New Zealand, the most beautiful hike

928
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:16,640
Speaker 1: on the world, in the world.

929
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:19,279
Speaker 2: But there's a bad bitch every couple of miles. Bitch,

930
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:26,440
Speaker 2: I'm getting it done in record time. I'm literally sprinting. Yeah,

931
00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:28,319
Speaker 2: I would sprint there at the same time on the

932
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:30,680
Speaker 2: walk and then take like a thirty minute power nap

933
00:44:30,719 --> 00:44:32,360
Speaker 2: and then wake up and like brush my teeth in

934
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:35,200
Speaker 2: the backyard with like one of those like Amazon ass

935
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:36,760
Speaker 2: like to go to brushes.

936
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:39,720
Speaker 3: True, where did you go.

937
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:42,520
Speaker 2: To his trade?

938
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:42,919
Speaker 4: Yeah?

939
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:45,800
Speaker 2: To the depths of his mind?

940
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:49,960
Speaker 3: Think astro projecting to hook up with your trade.

941
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:53,880
Speaker 4: We're so back.

942
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:08,400
Speaker 2: Like about by trade. It'll ground me. Can I have

943
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:09,480
Speaker 2: your arm band? Kai?

944
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:10,640
Speaker 3: Yeah? Of course?

945
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:12,480
Speaker 4: Wait Kai, before.

946
00:45:17,239 --> 00:45:18,400
Speaker 2: Hey, you dropped a bunch.

947
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:28,600
Speaker 3: Of stuff that feels good when we do that. It

948
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:31,479
Speaker 3: was so easy to get that off of my slender arm.

949
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:32,520
Speaker 3: It kind of fell off.

950
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:36,640
Speaker 2: Actually, oh my god, Kai, you're a fucking monster. He

951
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:39,200
Speaker 2: couldn't find the right thumb hole and he ripped through.

952
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:41,920
Speaker 3: No, I swear I found ripped.

953
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:42,760
Speaker 2: Through on the other side.

954
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:44,320
Speaker 1: You can't find the right hole.

955
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:45,440
Speaker 3: That's not true.

956
00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:46,719
Speaker 2: I guess that's Kay's vibe.

957
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:49,200
Speaker 3: I have success rate with finding the right hole.

958
00:45:49,239 --> 00:45:50,759
Speaker 2: That in mind if you're interested.

959
00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:54,520
Speaker 3: In it, it's not that's not real. Okay, they look good.

960
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:56,600
Speaker 3: I really liked how my arm looked in that.

961
00:45:57,920 --> 00:45:59,879
Speaker 1: I have one hole and Kai can't find it.

962
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:02,480
Speaker 3: You have more than that?

963
00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:04,520
Speaker 7: Hey?

964
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:06,600
Speaker 3: What its more than one?

965
00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:10,040
Speaker 2: What are you doing? Why are you muffled? Oh? For

966
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:13,840
Speaker 2: the audio listeners, Kai had Drew's balls in his mouth.

967
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:19,000
Speaker 3: Do you think it'd be a funny bit if I

968
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:22,000
Speaker 3: was doing whipp its dring? And then sometimes I would respond,

969
00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:25,080
Speaker 3: it's like a really deep boy and I'm cooked.

970
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:29,799
Speaker 2: I actually would love that, dude, I'm not kidding. Like

971
00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:35,840
Speaker 2: I'm a few scrolls away on my iPhone from math.

972
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:37,799
Speaker 2: I'm just a few scrolls away.

973
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:40,040
Speaker 3: I will say meth is one of the drugs that

974
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:41,440
Speaker 3: I am interested in.

975
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:42,960
Speaker 2: You know, let's do math together, ky.

976
00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:47,040
Speaker 3: I'm just I would I'm serious. I would have loved that. Sorry,

977
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:47,880
Speaker 3: I need to chill.

978
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:50,040
Speaker 2: Out, but I know, like you kind of lit up.

979
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:53,360
Speaker 3: Whenever I like look up stories of what people do

980
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:55,000
Speaker 3: on math, I'm like, this is cool.

981
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:56,040
Speaker 4: It sounds fun.

982
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:58,280
Speaker 3: Actually building a bicycle out.

983
00:46:58,080 --> 00:47:02,000
Speaker 2: Of the build and I are gonna exit home. We

984
00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:03,800
Speaker 2: do method literally with like a production.

985
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:07,520
Speaker 1: They like paint their walls and tally marks that turns

986
00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:10,960
Speaker 1: lit as fuck, Like.

987
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:18,120
Speaker 2: No, I genuinely think I would be completely addicted to math.

988
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:20,280
Speaker 2: I'll watch you do math. I'll be your math tripsetter

989
00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:20,960
Speaker 2: if you want to do math.

990
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:21,920
Speaker 3: Oh that's really sweet.

991
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:23,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll take care of you.

992
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:28,960
Speaker 1: I just don't find this funny as a previous mathews

993
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:33,080
Speaker 1: her in a past life, in a past I've done

994
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:34,160
Speaker 1: meth before on accident.

995
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:36,120
Speaker 2: Well, one of my altars does math a lot, and

996
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:38,319
Speaker 2: it actually upsets me because this is my body too.

997
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:42,640
Speaker 1: Girl, that's you. You can't blame your addiction on an altar.

998
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:49,839
Speaker 2: It really upsets us.

999
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:54,320
Speaker 3: One of Drew's altars has ran through and so he guess.

1000
00:47:54,239 --> 00:47:59,839
Speaker 2: That's how the Drew compartmentalize, Like what one of Drew's

1001
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:01,320
Speaker 2: all has a thousand bodies.

1002
00:48:02,719 --> 00:48:05,760
Speaker 1: One of my altars was planning a trip to New Zealand.

1003
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:08,320
Speaker 4: That was not me.

1004
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:11,200
Speaker 2: Next time.

1005
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:14,160
Speaker 1: I just saw one of the metro cars drive by

1006
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:15,240
Speaker 1: the Metro ubers.

1007
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:18,880
Speaker 2: Oh I haven't seen those. Yeah, I didn't see it.

1008
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:20,040
Speaker 4: It was a micro it drove by.

1009
00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:22,200
Speaker 2: There's not even I'm not kidding, guys. We're not in

1010
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:23,440
Speaker 2: a room with a window. I don't know what the

1011
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:25,560
Speaker 2: fox you're talking about.

1012
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:28,879
Speaker 1: One of my altars is subsessed with public transportation.

1013
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:31,959
Speaker 2: One of your altars is outside.

1014
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:37,040
Speaker 4: Guys, we know, like.

1015
00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:40,120
Speaker 2: We know we get to see Kai tomorrow. Kai. Doesn't

1016
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:40,720
Speaker 2: that make you happy?

1017
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:40,840
Speaker 1: Bro?

1018
00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:43,960
Speaker 3: That does make me happy. I'm very lonely, are you?

1019
00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:44,520
Speaker 2: Actually?

1020
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:45,439
Speaker 3: No?

1021
00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:48,000
Speaker 2: But I feel like you're always around people.

1022
00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:50,080
Speaker 3: Men tend to isolate as they get older.

1023
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:54,280
Speaker 2: So you can't just like read off like uber pacts.

1024
00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:59,279
Speaker 3: That was a tweet that I made from my pro

1025
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:04,080
Speaker 3: male Twitter or X. Sorry. My followers like when I

1026
00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:06,560
Speaker 3: call it X instead of they.

1027
00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:08,360
Speaker 1: Get really mad when I call it Twitter.

1028
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:09,800
Speaker 2: Is that like a thing?

1029
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:11,160
Speaker 3: I think? So?

1030
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:11,640
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1031
00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:15,560
Speaker 3: I think there's like evil people that are like don't

1032
00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:16,759
Speaker 3: basically don't dead name.

1033
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:22,880
Speaker 4: Twitter doesn't use threads.

1034
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:25,799
Speaker 3: We'll see No, I don't think.

1035
00:49:26,239 --> 00:49:27,920
Speaker 2: I don't know. I feel like if I met someone

1036
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:30,239
Speaker 2: and they had like an abundant life that they were

1037
00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:31,920
Speaker 2: living via thread I.

1038
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:34,920
Speaker 4: Would be a scary motherfucker because.

1039
00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:37,920
Speaker 2: Like they kind of it's hard to get dangerous, Like

1040
00:49:38,239 --> 00:49:40,560
Speaker 2: you need a whole other app you can't get You

1041
00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:41,839
Speaker 2: need the fucking app to get on.

1042
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:45,239
Speaker 1: Instagram does get me like they get me. They put

1043
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:49,080
Speaker 1: like really fascinating topics that are being talked about on threads.

1044
00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:54,240
Speaker 2: Fascinating topics of questions, like Kimila Keveo and Sjohn Mendo's

1045
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:56,160
Speaker 2: video for twenty twenty of them walking.

1046
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:59,160
Speaker 1: Through the Yeah no, it's literally like slime, Like that's

1047
00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:02,719
Speaker 1: a fascinating but no, it's like it'll be like a

1048
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:06,080
Speaker 1: graphic and then like some texts and they have ellipses

1049
00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:07,520
Speaker 1: at the end, and it's like, oh, I want to

1050
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:09,239
Speaker 1: know what the end of that says, and I click

1051
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:11,319
Speaker 1: on it thinking it I'll just open it up. But

1052
00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:13,600
Speaker 1: I don't have that shitty fucking app on my phone.

1053
00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:17,560
Speaker 1: They tried it, and I never get to see. I

1054
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:19,080
Speaker 1: never ever ever get to see.

1055
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:21,279
Speaker 2: I haven't met anybody who uses it. You seem like

1056
00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:22,400
Speaker 2: you would have a threats account.

1057
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:24,120
Speaker 3: Look, I don't have a threads. Oh I have one

1058
00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:25,600
Speaker 3: for the week that people were on it.

1059
00:50:25,719 --> 00:50:29,520
Speaker 1: Look at my discover page. It's all male plastic surgery.

1060
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:31,399
Speaker 1: For those who are curious, Oh is.

1061
00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:33,120
Speaker 2: That what this is? I was like, what am I

1062
00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:36,279
Speaker 2: looking at? I don't really understand. Oh, it is a

1063
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:39,400
Speaker 2: lot of like ew like it's actually so annoying, like

1064
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:41,920
Speaker 2: how do men take everything from women? Like seriously, now

1065
00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:44,160
Speaker 2: you guys are taking over the ed space like women

1066
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:47,040
Speaker 2: can't fucking have anything, Like I'm not even kidding you.

1067
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:48,799
Speaker 2: Guys can't even let us have the thing that you

1068
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:51,640
Speaker 2: put on us and destroyed us with. Like, oh, now

1069
00:50:51,719 --> 00:50:53,279
Speaker 2: you want to come up in the game and make

1070
00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:55,520
Speaker 2: some money off of your diet plan?

1071
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:56,640
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1072
00:50:56,719 --> 00:51:02,480
Speaker 2: Yes, When when is the man? Like when is there

1073
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:04,759
Speaker 2: going to be a man who really gets in and

1074
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:08,080
Speaker 2: starts like the Avon and Mary Kate foreman. But there

1075
00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:09,880
Speaker 2: has to be something like that with protein shakes. I

1076
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:11,440
Speaker 2: know there's some of y'all who are paying way too

1077
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:13,760
Speaker 2: much for protein shakes or something from some random person

1078
00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:20,239
Speaker 2: literally me. My media of the week is, honestly, I've

1079
00:51:20,239 --> 00:51:22,440
Speaker 2: been listening to like the same shit over and over.

1080
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:25,759
Speaker 1: Taco Truck ex Venice Bitch by Mina dol Ray. This

1081
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:29,879
Speaker 1: is a driving song. No one knows it, but that's

1082
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:35,439
Speaker 1: like the song you drive to. Uh, no one knows it,

1083
00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:39,840
Speaker 1: everyone knows it. That's my media.

1084
00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:43,000
Speaker 2: My media is I Love You Secretly, The Miracles and

1085
00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:48,439
Speaker 2: Marvin Gay Hold Tight, Luciens, Centipede rebby Jackson, She Is Mine,

1086
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:54,480
Speaker 2: The Psychedelic First Tomorrow, The Brothers Johnson and Movies Movies movies.

1087
00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:57,000
Speaker 2: I really can't remember what movie I watched the other day.

1088
00:51:57,120 --> 00:52:02,200
Speaker 2: Was my first? Oh Thelma Luise. Oh so then that's

1089
00:52:02,239 --> 00:52:03,040
Speaker 2: my media of the week.

1090
00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:06,640
Speaker 4: Cereal is good as hell every two hundred weeks.

1091
00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:12,160
Speaker 2: That is so real. I've been on a big Cereal kick.

1092
00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:15,280
Speaker 2: I love Cereal right now. I love raw dogging Cereal.

1093
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:36,279
Speaker 7: The more the market rate influx CyberSecure, right, I'd like

1094
00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:39,040
Speaker 7: to bring this post out of the wood works every.

1095
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:43,440
Speaker 2: Because, fuck dude, listening to someone else's phone the launcher,

1096
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:50,560
Speaker 2: it's like the most eerie shit ever. Like they got us,

1097
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:53,239
Speaker 2: They literally got us. They got us. They isolated all

1098
00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:55,719
Speaker 2: of us. Families don't watch movies in the living room

1099
00:52:55,719 --> 00:52:58,960
Speaker 2: ever anymore. They're all too busy watching the show for

1100
00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:00,520
Speaker 2: them to separate them.

1101
00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:03,280
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, people watch porn alone now.

1102
00:53:05,239 --> 00:53:07,839
Speaker 2: Like, seriously, what is wrong with you? You actually need

1103
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:10,719
Speaker 2: to see help, Like you need to see your point.

1104
00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:14,600
Speaker 4: That made a lot of sense, which one of us

1105
00:53:14,719 --> 00:53:15,320
Speaker 4: is and am.

1106
00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:19,520
Speaker 3: Otherwise good?

1107
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:24,800
Speaker 1: Yeah By