Speaker 1: Once upon a time there was a good old traditional housewife.
Speaker 1: She coodn't She cleaned, cared for her children and the
Speaker 1: man of the house, and of course she didn't talk back.
Speaker 1: She was both obedient and soft by nature. She was
Speaker 1: a good woman who always made good choices.
Speaker 2: Shot that shit, we're good Mom's bad choices. Who's single mom?
Speaker 2: Who said fuck the patriarchy? Shared all their bad choices
Speaker 2: and sound out they were so bad after all, we're
Speaker 2: expert overshares and your new besties.
Speaker 3: Sit back and enjoy the ride. Welcome back to Good
Speaker 3: Mom's Bad Choices. I'm Erica and I'm Mila, And this is.
Speaker 2: A bonus episode. Bitches, what did it do?
Speaker 3: Baby?
Speaker 2: Are you ready for this bonus juice? We got bonus juice.
Speaker 3: This is a little bit different than the episodes we've
Speaker 3: done in the past. We're gonna be looking at clips
Speaker 3: with you and reacting to them for the first time.
Speaker 3: Our wonderful team shout out to May put together these
Speaker 3: clips that I'm sure are going to either trigger us,
Speaker 3: make us laugh, or make us angry. I don't know.
Speaker 4: I have no idea, have no idea what to expect
Speaker 4: the Internet. It's a gamble Oh wait, I think we
Speaker 4: should smoke for this. Something tells me, if we have
Speaker 4: to evaluate things that are on this fuck ass internet,
Speaker 4: you might as well light up Backwood.
Speaker 2: Is this a specific flavor? No, this is a true wrap.
Speaker 3: This is I was gonna say, this looks long.
Speaker 2: It's not like a long cigarette makes me feel foncy.
Speaker 3: This is a long cigarette. It's not a cigarette.
Speaker 4: This is let's smoking it without any any weed in it.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the true wraps.
Speaker 2: You know why?
Speaker 3: The true wraps are better because they don't come with
Speaker 3: all this stuff inside.
Speaker 2: And those stuff doesn't get everywhere.
Speaker 3: So if you want to do less work, get the
Speaker 3: true wraps.
Speaker 4: They're a little bit softer too. I feel like they're
Speaker 4: like a little bit less harsh.
Speaker 3: If you don't like that, and I feel like you
Speaker 3: don't have to wash them. I don't feel like people
Speaker 3: be washing their back.
Speaker 2: They don't, and it's a problem.
Speaker 4: But I did wash this one because we need a
Speaker 4: double wash.
Speaker 3: I wonder if Backwoods has Backwoods needs to have instructions
Speaker 3: on their website for the smokers. Maybe they're not supposed
Speaker 3: to because technically are not it not made for they
Speaker 3: know it's cannabis consumption they know it's cannabis consumption.
Speaker 4: There's no backwoods ninety nine point nine percent of their
Speaker 4: customers are for sure putting weed inside.
Speaker 2: If they don't know, I'm gonna tell you there's no.
Speaker 2: I don't know if there's very little.
Speaker 4: People maybe in the deep down South just smoking backwards
Speaker 4: for the fuck of it.
Speaker 2: Like it's a black and mile. Yeah, I remember black
Speaker 2: and miles.
Speaker 3: They tasted good. Wait, what were the ones with the
Speaker 3: crackley I remember they had the plexiglass inside of them,
Speaker 3: you know, the ones who.
Speaker 2: Used to hit Oh you mean like cigarettes?
Speaker 3: The camera was it? Was it black and mild that
Speaker 3: that did that the crunchy sound. There was a specific
Speaker 3: oh they got it one that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like, yeah, I do remember that.
Speaker 3: Those those are bad for you.
Speaker 4: The smell of backwood is triggering because my baby daddy
Speaker 4: used to smell smoke them, and so like the smell
Speaker 4: of the backwoods are.
Speaker 2: Black and mild, black and mile.
Speaker 3: So yeah, my baby daddy smoked backwards, which is crazy.
Speaker 2: Because is this therapy? It's just getting you getting over it? No,
Speaker 2: I mean I didn't.
Speaker 3: I went back in the day. I didn't used to
Speaker 3: smoke backwards because I was such a elitist for papers.
Speaker 3: But I actually really enjoy backwood. I enjoy how it
Speaker 3: burns slower. And I don't know, I feel like, I
Speaker 3: don't know if anyone's been following our Instagram stories, but
Speaker 3: I've started to smoke backwards with the shit inside okay,
Speaker 3: because I've been on a smoking hiatus. It's an oral
Speaker 3: fixation that I have because I've been smoking since I
Speaker 3: was thirteen, that it's not even so much that I
Speaker 3: need to inhale the smoke. I just need to be
Speaker 3: doing the doing of it. And so I smoked a backwood,
Speaker 3: the flavored backwood on Instagram, and everyone was very upset.
Speaker 3: Some people supported it. A lot of people were very mad,
Speaker 3: outrage outraged. But I enjoyed it. I get why. I
Speaker 3: get why people smoke cigars now makes you feel like
Speaker 3: very sophisticated, repensive.
Speaker 2: Are you smoking still? Are you're not smoking? Do you
Speaker 2: remember peach Optimos?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's such an la thing.
Speaker 4: It's clean, smooth, huh, taste delicious. Speaking of dumb shit
Speaker 4: on the internet or on the webs, have you ever
Speaker 4: watched Love at First Sight a long time ago? It
Speaker 4: is so stupid. It's like married at first sight. They
Speaker 4: don't see each other till they're at the altar.
Speaker 2: It's oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: I saw that a bunch of people who are desperate
Speaker 4: for husbands or wives, so they.
Speaker 3: Opt to and all their parents are stressed out.
Speaker 4: They opt to married total stranger and every time they
Speaker 4: do the reveal on the fucking at the fucking.
Speaker 3: Altar.
Speaker 2: I watched one and the girls like, I'm like, bitch,
Speaker 2: what did you expect You're marrying a stranger.
Speaker 4: You didn't have to have one look, you didn't have
Speaker 4: You're just she's just like obviously disappointed because you have
Speaker 4: to have eyes on someone.
Speaker 2: You're gonna mary and be.
Speaker 3: Like, but do they I can't remember do they talk
Speaker 3: to each other at all?
Speaker 2: So yeah, talk?
Speaker 3: This is why I Love is Blind makes a lot
Speaker 3: more sense. I'd rather do Love is Blind and get
Speaker 3: to know somebody, right at least I have trusts. Just
Speaker 3: trust a therapists evaluation.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and this last one, I watched the experts and
Speaker 4: not expert.
Speaker 2: I don't think you know.
Speaker 3: I think that you know. Because we do our retreats
Speaker 3: and we pair people in rooms. I feel like we
Speaker 3: would be really good at at married at first sight.
Speaker 3: I feel like we need I think that we would
Speaker 3: be really good. I think they need to bring the
Speaker 3: good moms on to do Married at First Sight because
Speaker 3: our room pairing at the retreats ten out of ten.
Speaker 4: And you know what, all the like, all of the
Speaker 4: experts are kind of like, there's two older ones and what.
Speaker 3: They're overthinking it. First of all, they're overthinking it.
Speaker 2: They're trying to use you need to know attraction in chemistry.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they need to go and they probably haven't even
Speaker 3: really hung out with this person at all, so they
Speaker 3: and hung out with the other person to really see
Speaker 3: if they even would fuck with one another. I mean, granted,
Speaker 3: we don't really did on the tree. It's pure intuition
Speaker 3: and astrology.
Speaker 2: They don't have any psychics.
Speaker 3: That's the problems intuition astrology.
Speaker 4: In a series of questions, married at first I you
Speaker 4: need more psychics like us.
Speaker 2: I've been trying to position.
Speaker 4: Myself to be one of those people who host the
Speaker 4: dating show because I just think i'd be great at
Speaker 4: it because yes, the experts were not experting, and also
Speaker 4: I have a you're dumb, why are.
Speaker 2: You so desperate to get married?
Speaker 4: They're like twenty seven twenty eight randomly, they'll be like
Speaker 4: a thirty seven year old in there.
Speaker 3: But I'm like, I think some of them are just
Speaker 3: trying to get paid or they think they're going to
Speaker 3: start their influence.
Speaker 2: There's others to get paid.
Speaker 3: They're going to start their influencer career because they're gonna
Speaker 3: be a character on the show, and it's gonna be
Speaker 3: so ridiculous, oh boring that they don't respect the sacred
Speaker 3: union of marriage and the like fuck it, I can
Speaker 3: get it afore.
Speaker 4: No, they all really respect it, they all really want it.
Speaker 2: It's really sad. Actually, anyway, are you ready?
Speaker 3: I'm ready hit that shit.
Speaker 6: May yo, if you'll know who your dad is? This
Speaker 6: is a trigger warning. In Fox's show Who's Your Daddy,
Speaker 6: contestants were adoptees looking for their birth father. But it
Speaker 6: wasn't that simple. Eight of the fathers were fake and
Speaker 6: their job was to mislead the child into picking them,
Speaker 6: in which they'd win one hundred thousand dollars. Yes, they
Speaker 6: actually had people going through the emotional turmoil of finding
Speaker 6: one's birth father and it was all a big game show.
Speaker 6: It's hard to think of a more cruel and pointless
Speaker 6: show than Who's Your Daddy. When it aired in two
Speaker 6: thousand and four, it got such bad publicity that it
Speaker 6: was canceled after one episode. But with that said, this
Speaker 6: dude gave one of the best fucking performances of all time.
Speaker 2: Go up, it's sick. What kind of performance? Okay, that's
Speaker 2: where it ends.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, all I know is that's fucked up. We
Speaker 3: already had, like we already have trauma from Dad's not
Speaker 3: being there, So now you're going to pretend like I
Speaker 3: found my daddy and then it's not gonna be my daddy.
Speaker 2: So none of the eight contestants were actually the father.
Speaker 2: Oh there's only like two that were.
Speaker 4: This is cruel unusual, which also reminds me of the
Speaker 4: early two thousand Do you remember before everybody got connected
Speaker 4: the fucking daddies.
Speaker 3: If they got canceled, I hope they fucking connected the
Speaker 3: people that did have the daddies.
Speaker 4: It it's kind of like remembers The Swan when they
Speaker 4: had like moms leave their families and they give them
Speaker 4: total makeovers, and then they finally canceled it because it
Speaker 4: was cruel and.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, because they were doing like crazy plastic surgery, right,
Speaker 3: all these like fixing their.
Speaker 4: Whole like ten ten surgeries, and then they would make
Speaker 4: them work out. They'd be like in bandages trying to
Speaker 4: get skinny too, and then they wouldn't would.
Speaker 2: Cover all the mirrors so they themselves.
Speaker 7: Like.
Speaker 4: That was on for a few seasons, I know, until
Speaker 4: people said this is weird. Yeah, fucking at people's self
Speaker 4: esteem further by making them completely different people with plastic surgery.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: That reminds me of Heidi Montag who had like thirty
Speaker 3: thousand fucking surgeries.
Speaker 2: I saw her died lately. She she does music.
Speaker 3: Oh girl, Yeah, her house burnt down in Malibu. Her
Speaker 3: and Spencer Pratt have like a full fledged like career
Speaker 3: of like, first of all, he sells crystals. He's like
Speaker 3: he's a crystal sellar. Oh yeah, he's a crystal seller.
Speaker 3: He's like, he's like famous for selling crystals. And she
Speaker 3: has a music career and he is her number one fan.
Speaker 3: I thought they're gonna bring number one fan like groupy
Speaker 3: amazing husband. So their house burned down in Malibu and
Speaker 3: then I think she went on tour to go get
Speaker 3: it rebuilt. People fuck with her people. She has a
Speaker 3: really big pop following.
Speaker 4: White people have an interest white people. I need you
Speaker 4: to have more trust issues. I need white people to
Speaker 4: have more trust issues because the amount of fuckery I
Speaker 4: see in your mediocre entertainment industry. Lets me know that
Speaker 4: you guys just just don't care.
Speaker 2: No, they do.
Speaker 3: They do have trust issues for us. Just got their own.
Speaker 2: Okay, next one, all right?
Speaker 8: You ready to go?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 2: You're not wearing that shirt to my game?
Speaker 6: What's wrong with my shirt?
Speaker 1: Why you always gonna wear dad joke shirts?
Speaker 9: Because I'm a dad. This might not be funny to
Speaker 9: some people that give like their kids their names and
Speaker 9: sign birth certificates and then leave. I'm one of the
Speaker 9: ones that stays so I can joke about this. The
Speaker 9: real dad's gonna think this is hilarious. They're gonna be
Speaker 9: cracking up.
Speaker 2: What about the other dads?
Speaker 8: They don't like the message.
Speaker 9: They ain't got nothing to do with me. See, you
Speaker 9: don't know nothing about a dad that go get milk
Speaker 9: and don't come back. I come back every time I
Speaker 9: go to Costco, I come back with milk. You got
Speaker 9: a good dad. You don't even know that. I'm funny,
Speaker 9: I'm handsome.
Speaker 2: I'm attractive, all right, I get it.
Speaker 3: I get you.
Speaker 9: Got all of that and one daddy, I'm here, what.
Speaker 8: I drink almond milk?
Speaker 9: So y'all do too, because we all lack those. Come on, man,
Speaker 9: get ready to your hands on attractive funny.
Speaker 2: Alright, I'm getting ready.
Speaker 1: I'm getting ready.
Speaker 8: You got all of that one daddy?
Speaker 2: Come on, man, I want to get that shirt.
Speaker 3: Why is it a raccoon?
Speaker 2: I don't know what the what is the right.
Speaker 3: Is the raccoon symbol is symbol as symbolizing something?
Speaker 2: I don't like that? What is the is that racist?
Speaker 3: I also need to know what the hat standard stood
Speaker 3: w w E T WET. I'm sure there's a lot
Speaker 3: of symbolism happening here. And then this also made me
Speaker 3: think of us wearing our merch to go pick up
Speaker 3: our kids at school. For example, this one black as fuck,
Speaker 3: mom as fuck, fine as fuck. You find this a
Speaker 3: good mom's addresses dot com shop, slash shop. And this
Speaker 3: one is cool. I don't know about that one.
Speaker 4: Orlando always jokes with Luna about he's not coming back
Speaker 4: from getting milk, and so every time he leaves, she'll
Speaker 4: be like, he's.
Speaker 2: Going to go get milk? What the fuck are you
Speaker 2: talking about?
Speaker 3: Is that really a thing like niggas was saying they're
Speaker 3: gonna go get milk and then not come.
Speaker 2: Back specifically milk though.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like a back in the day joke, niggas
Speaker 4: wuldn't come back.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's my dad. What's going on?
Speaker 10: Bro?
Speaker 11: School was good?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 11: Cool?
Speaker 6: Cool?
Speaker 11: Who's who's that in the blue backpack? Who the blue
Speaker 11: the blue backpack shorts? The blue backpack?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, who's that? Who's who's that?
Speaker 4: He's in my class?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 11: Does does he ever get picked up? Is that his mom?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 11: Does he ever get picked up anybody else? Like, any
Speaker 11: any guys or anything? Do you you never seen his
Speaker 11: dad before?
Speaker 2: Cool?
Speaker 11: Cool?
Speaker 3: Cool? Are you?
Speaker 12: Is that your?
Speaker 11: Y'all should be friends? Are you friend with him? Should
Speaker 11: write him for a play date?
Speaker 3: My friend?
Speaker 11: Yeah, but y'all should become friends. You can't, son, You can't.
Speaker 11: You can't just keep playing with the same people every day.
Speaker 11: You gotta branch out. You gotta get out there. You
Speaker 11: gotta get to know different people. You got a birthday coming.
Speaker 2: Up, matter of fact, I have birthdays in six months, I.
Speaker 11: Know, but we gotta start planning it now. So how
Speaker 11: about I make some invitations? You give him an invitation
Speaker 11: to your birthday party that I'm a plan, and then
Speaker 11: if his mom has any question, she can call me
Speaker 11: and then and then yeah we can. We could do
Speaker 11: that for your birthday. But because he looks like a
Speaker 11: nice kid, y'all should be friends. That sounds that sounds good,
Speaker 11: I guess cool. Cool, Yeah, let's let's let's get to
Speaker 11: know them.
Speaker 3: I ain't mad. Look, daddy, find your mama, find your mama.
Speaker 3: Feut your baby mama.
Speaker 4: Yeah fucking right, my baby daddy started dating a mom
Speaker 4: at the school.
Speaker 2: Or I'd be like, nigga, why if it's not your nigga,
Speaker 2: no more. I really don't give a fuck about that.
Speaker 2: But the school, Like.
Speaker 3: Come on now, at least he knows he's taking care
Speaker 3: of the you know, they're both doing their jobs.
Speaker 2: It's not a good look. What if it goes wrong,
Speaker 2: it's gonna be.
Speaker 3: I'd rather that than a fucking random ass bitch from
Speaker 3: the street.
Speaker 4: But the trauma might cause the child. She didn't ask
Speaker 4: for that, nobody. Yeah, a kid might be like, please
Speaker 4: move around around my school district. I know I'm for it,
Speaker 4: So you can get the tea.
Speaker 7: Let me tell y'all about the morning I had Kay
Speaker 7: left me with the kids by myself to get him ready.
Speaker 8: Now she normally don't do that. She normally get him
Speaker 8: ready before she leaves. I will never in my life
Speaker 8: ever Asko was taking so long again. It took me
Speaker 8: an hour and a half to get both these kids ready.
Speaker 8: I burned like fifteen hundred castalies. Midway through the change.
Speaker 6: Roro poops.
Speaker 8: So now I gotta bathe them. I take him out
Speaker 8: of his clothes. I put him in the bath. So
Speaker 8: Jackson was already dressed. You know what he did. He
Speaker 8: went and got up dressed because he thought he was
Speaker 8: gonna Now. He undressed, Row Row undressed. We back at
Speaker 8: square one. I finally get them to dressed. I go
Speaker 8: to hit the door. I realize I ain't even got
Speaker 8: no when I got on socks and drugs. Now I'll
Speaker 8: put Robod down. He's screaming at the top of his Goddamn,
Speaker 8: I'm losing my mind. He's screaming at the lunch Jackson
Speaker 8: is no help. He's on his iPad the whole time.
Speaker 8: I finally get them ready to get out the door.
Speaker 8: We get to the car. You know what I forgot?
Speaker 8: The car keys had to go back upstairs. I'm so tired.
Speaker 8: I don't even want I don't even know where I'm at.
Speaker 8: I just want to go. I just won't go home
Speaker 8: taking that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome to parents.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well this is also very highly consider having multiples.
Speaker 4: One kid is a lot when you double it, and
Speaker 4: they have they have four kids.
Speaker 3: Now you said consider that, considerate or don't consider.
Speaker 4: Saying consider it before you have a second, or a
Speaker 4: third or a fourth.
Speaker 2: How a spread them out?
Speaker 3: Like you know? And now I think my daughter's at
Speaker 3: a good age where she could, you know, help Robro
Speaker 3: take the bath. She's gonna get dressed. She might even
Speaker 3: funk around and make breakfast for both of us so
Speaker 3: that I have a moment to go get dressed. That's
Speaker 3: to have children, far apart, I do not add Kate
Speaker 3: for the the what is it? The done and what
Speaker 3: does it call it? The two and two under two?
Speaker 3: Now the done and done? What do they call it?
Speaker 3: They fucking hurry up and have them all at the
Speaker 3: same time. Well, you know what the fuck I'm saying,
Speaker 3: back to back to backs. Don't do back to backs.
Speaker 3: That's that's slavery. Why would you do that?
Speaker 4: I mean, but then we'll be raising kids ten years
Speaker 4: apart for the fucking rest of our days.
Speaker 3: That's fine. At least one, at least, like one of
Speaker 3: them gets proper attention. I feel like we have two kids.
Speaker 3: It's hard to like give them both. I would assume
Speaker 3: the same amount of attention. Like Ari has gotten her
Speaker 3: full fucking dose of me. Okay, so the next one
Speaker 3: can get another version dose of me. Probably have a
Speaker 3: lot calmer one, Probably a lot calmer and nicer.
Speaker 2: I always, you know what I've heard.
Speaker 4: I always I heard that the second child is always
Speaker 4: completely nuts, and it's like the first child is like
Speaker 4: calm and cool because they trick you, so you can
Speaker 4: have another one, and then the next one you're like, why,
Speaker 4: what the fuck do just happened?
Speaker 2: So hopefully, yeah, that.
Speaker 3: Would be interesting because my man is so calm, so
Speaker 3: if he had a wild child, that would be an
Speaker 3: interesting birth. The dynamic. How the fuck did that happen?
Speaker 2: Have you ever asked him how he was as a child.
Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, he was very hyper, he said, which is
Speaker 3: crazy because he's so calm. He wasted all that energy
Speaker 3: and all his parents are just like he was like
Speaker 3: just kicking ship all the time, flying off of things
Speaker 3: like maybe that's why he does combat. He needs to.
Speaker 2: Channel that an energy. Lord help us.
Speaker 7: Yeah, rappers that got more kids than Nick Kennon Part one. Man,
Speaker 7: Nick Kenny got a whole basket.
Speaker 3: He's sure to god, damn damn. He ain't even with.
Speaker 8: Us somewhere rest to him.
Speaker 7: He tied up with kids.
Speaker 8: Oh you're trying to make extra cash from a game, Lino.
Speaker 7: Last we got DMX don't know, rapper more kids, He
Speaker 7: got an army of kids.
Speaker 3: Why are they showing all the dead daddies fifteen? Why
Speaker 3: are they showing all the dead daddies? I got the
Speaker 3: most Wait wait, this is depressing.
Speaker 2: Why the fuck? What about the ones that are alive?
Speaker 3: Why would they compare it to Nick Cannon his nick
Speaker 3: that niggas still here, You can at least help what
Speaker 3: this was? That was?
Speaker 2: May What the fuck.
Speaker 4: Do you think that we have like maybe maybe deep
Speaker 4: in our DNA, like maybe it was it was he
Speaker 4: was the He's like the lineage of King easy E
Speaker 4: and he was just supposed to like soil his royal oats.
Speaker 4: And so that's why niggas are just they don't know
Speaker 4: what to do with that, with that energy that there
Speaker 4: used to be royal they've forgotten and so they're just
Speaker 4: planning their seeda everywhere.
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to be positive here.
Speaker 3: Niggas are hosts.
Speaker 4: That's why niggas really need to be on birth control,
Speaker 4: like all these all these laws against women and our
Speaker 4: pussies and our wombs and what we can and can do.
Speaker 4: We can only have one baby per nine months. These
Speaker 4: niggas people have.
Speaker 3: Men have no self restraint. That's the problem. They don't
Speaker 3: know how to keep it in the pants. They don't
Speaker 3: know how to just restrain themselves. People need to learn
Speaker 3: semen retention. And I don't know therapy.
Speaker 2: Therapy.
Speaker 8: Yeah, but daddy said, you can have it.
Speaker 11: I'm in charge around here.
Speaker 8: You can have the lollipop.
Speaker 6: You can have the lollipop.
Speaker 9: I'm in charge.
Speaker 2: He's so cute.
Speaker 6: You're gonna choke.
Speaker 1: You're not gonna choke.
Speaker 9: I'm gonna watch you.
Speaker 1: Why you don't want it.
Speaker 8: I'm in charge of your mommy.
Speaker 2: You don't want anything.
Speaker 3: I know you lying now, I know you fucking line.
Speaker 2: I know you fucking line.
Speaker 3: I'm in charge of old mommy.
Speaker 2: I want that baby.
Speaker 3: That baby don't need no that baby don't need no lollipop.
Speaker 3: He might choke. That's right. I remember Iri one time
Speaker 3: she almost choked on a piece of popcorn.
Speaker 4: Isn't it crazy how those type of memories Like I
Speaker 4: remember choking. I had to be fucking three or two,
Speaker 4: like in Alabama, and it like lodged in my throat
Speaker 4: and I've never forgotten that memory. Like I guess near
Speaker 4: death is going to be trauma. M yeah, well I
Speaker 4: think that concludes we didn't see this one.
Speaker 2: Oh we didn't.
Speaker 3: Oh, never mind, next video. So one of the biggest
Speaker 3: reasons that I don't sensor music is because there's only
Speaker 3: like three words in the human language that are actually
Speaker 3: bad the rest of the time.
Speaker 8: If my child is in the car.
Speaker 3: And she hears ooh, bitch, get out the way, she'll
Speaker 3: look at me and go, you say a bad word, dad, No,
Speaker 3: he said an adult word.
Speaker 8: So when I'm an adult, I can say that.
Speaker 6: Hold me.
Speaker 8: When you're an adult, you say, what other.
Speaker 9: Fuck you want?
Speaker 3: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: Right now?
Speaker 9: So you're just gonna let your kid go to school
Speaker 9: and just use profanity in front of all the.
Speaker 8: Other kids, No, they'll get in trouble for that. Until
Speaker 8: them kids are rolling up their room. Is the only
Speaker 8: safe place they have. Anywhere else they decide to use
Speaker 8: that shit, they're subject to a backhand.
Speaker 3: Okay, do that your kid?
Speaker 2: Curse?
Speaker 3: You know, I've never heard Iri curse. When she was
Speaker 3: a little when she said shit and she thought was funny,
Speaker 3: but I've never really heard her curse. I'd be watching.
Speaker 3: I'd be like I and her when I play the mute,
Speaker 3: because I don't really generally play the censor songs unless
Speaker 3: it's like a lot of pussy and a lot of
Speaker 3: like sexual too much. Yeah, it's usually if it's just cursing.
Speaker 3: But I always be trying to like look over and
Speaker 3: see and she'd.
Speaker 2: Be I.
Speaker 4: Don't really look at the song. She isn't a cursor,
Speaker 4: but I will give her passes. Like she didn't want
Speaker 4: to go on this ride in Disney World and I
Speaker 4: was like, come on, just go on the line. And
Speaker 4: I was like, if you go on the drop, you
Speaker 4: could say fuck the fear, and she's like I can,
Speaker 4: and I was like yeah, And then she got on
Speaker 4: the ride. And then as we write before, it got silent.
Speaker 4: You know, it's like the drop down the Tower of
Speaker 4: Chair and we're at the top and she goes.
Speaker 2: Fuck the beir.
Speaker 4: She she was really happy unleash that she couldn't wait
Speaker 4: to leash.
Speaker 3: So maybe letting your kids curse for empowerment, empowerment, affirmation, empowerment,
Speaker 3: and motivation to do stuff that's scary, but you gotta
Speaker 3: get over it.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 3: It's so funny that that clip came up today because yes,
Speaker 3: last night, as I was going to sleep, I don't
Speaker 3: know why, I was thinking about, like how I communicate,
Speaker 3: and because I was listening to shakem talk and he
Speaker 3: says fuck a lot too, and I was like, I
Speaker 3: know they always say, like people who curse, they're highly intelligent,
Speaker 3: but also the internet will feed anybody.
Speaker 4: They also say, you're not smart, you can't think of
Speaker 4: any of the words.
Speaker 3: Well, I actually think more I more so agree with
Speaker 3: that in the narrative than the other one. I think
Speaker 3: that that's just a shaable meme that people who curse
Speaker 3: want to share because they can't find other words aka me.
Speaker 2: And I was thinking, like.
Speaker 3: I always feel like I feel like women when I
Speaker 3: hear women. I think it's more so women. Maybe this
Speaker 3: is like my conditioning when I hear women cursing a
Speaker 3: lot talking about something important. Okay, sometimes I think and
Speaker 3: then I hear women who don't, and they're having important commons.
Speaker 3: I feel like the message feels a bit more potent
Speaker 3: without it. I can see why there's it's necessary in
Speaker 3: some cook cases and why, like, but I don't know
Speaker 3: why I was. I was thinking to myself, like, maybe
Speaker 3: I need to stop cursing so much and really challenge myself.
Speaker 3: Not because I want to stop cursing for the Lord,
Speaker 3: but because I need to challenge myself to find more
Speaker 3: words besides fuck, shit, bitch.
Speaker 4: We need to find more words in general where our
Speaker 4: language is limited. Unless you continue to seek like new vocabulary,
Speaker 4: you'll start recycling the same words.
Speaker 3: I actually think you need to like pick a word
Speaker 3: a month and just like say it a lot, because
Speaker 3: I know a lot of words. They're there. I know
Speaker 3: that they're there. It's just I don't use them enough
Speaker 3: to like pull them out of my brain in important
Speaker 3: moments where I'm like, that could have been a more
Speaker 3: flowery statement had I use the other words that I know.
Speaker 4: Do We need to have adult spelling tests, like every
Speaker 4: week every Friday. We need to have a spelling test
Speaker 4: like the kids do in elementary school, so we can
Speaker 4: explain on vocabulary. But I also think it depends on
Speaker 4: the audience, right, Like sometimes if I'm listening to some
Speaker 4: like if I'm depends on the audience. I think sometimes
Speaker 4: maybe it's a little more relatable and then they'll hear
Speaker 4: the messages.
Speaker 2: Because like I use fuck, they use fuck. Yeah, fuck that,
Speaker 2: you know, I mean, of course the court of all
Speaker 2: like we're are.
Speaker 3: I think that our audience listens to us because we
Speaker 3: talk how we do. But I'm just saying I I
Speaker 3: think there is still a I don't know, a I
Speaker 3: don't want to say classy nurse, just a I don't
Speaker 3: know a more intelligent way to express oneself without cursing
Speaker 3: that I was considering exploring last night because I was like,
Speaker 3: I do curse a lot, and I don't know if
Speaker 3: it's because I can't find the words or it's because
Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm still I guess I'm still pondering
Speaker 3: why it is, because and like.
Speaker 2: When did I start cursing so much?
Speaker 3: Like at what age? Was it? Was it when? Like
Speaker 3: was it in high school? Or was it here in
Speaker 3: this space? Like was it begun I became a mom
Speaker 3: and I became less patient.
Speaker 4: So these are questions I've literally never asked myself. I've
Speaker 4: come from a long line of cursors. My dad curses
Speaker 4: a lot, my grandmother cursed a lot. I don't know
Speaker 4: if it's like the East Coast thing, but I I yeah,
Speaker 4: I guess it developed in my early stages hearing my
Speaker 4: whole family.
Speaker 2: And I did it like my mom doesn't curse a lot.
Speaker 3: My dad yeah, But I didn't grew up with him,
Speaker 3: so it was definitely like a learned behavior. It wasn't
Speaker 3: at home, it was outside.
Speaker 8: So listened to you. Oh, you want to pull hair.
Speaker 6: Off? He's pulling hair.
Speaker 8: Get off of my hair? Okay?
Speaker 3: True?
Speaker 2: On the back, look at the baby in the back, like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck is going on?
Speaker 3: Cold one?
Speaker 6: You help.
Speaker 3: Color rad not just baking the baby's head on the
Speaker 3: steering wheel.
Speaker 2: Goddamn.
Speaker 4: I think that you need to fight your kids so
Speaker 4: they know this could happen in the out and outside
Speaker 4: and they might fuck you up.
Speaker 3: That's true.
Speaker 4: This you want to fight, let me show you what
Speaker 4: fighting looks like. You wanted to have a fighting words,
Speaker 4: That's what happens.
Speaker 12: I don't give a fuck. This is not the same
Speaker 12: dogs that we was having when we was kids and
Speaker 12: growing up. Because I just don't remember all this coming
Speaker 12: with motherfucking dogs, like the dogs we have an allergies,
Speaker 12: certain motherfucking dies and shit, baby back in the day, baby.
Speaker 8: Yoused to feed the dog pedigree.
Speaker 3: Send that motherfucker to the backyard and leave that alone.
Speaker 12: You did not go to the bent every couple of
Speaker 12: months and ship a check us, bitch like these.
Speaker 2: Dogs, now what.
Speaker 3: Is in your pockets is in your motherfucker boxes.
Speaker 12: This ship is crazy, homies.
Speaker 6: Because this matter fact of Bogie Bojie, Come here.
Speaker 8: Come here, because.
Speaker 4: I don't disagree. I've seen the dogs with a lot
Speaker 4: of accessories. I've seen niggas with strollers. When I went
Speaker 4: to college and came back and I was in this
Speaker 4: is what I remember being a specific time, like leaving
Speaker 4: in two thousand and six, coming back probably the following
Speaker 4: year and going to the Fashion Square mall and there
Speaker 4: was bitches with the dog in the mall.
Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah, that was a remember.
Speaker 4: An error right, Like they're like, could we please bring
Speaker 4: the dog in the mall?
Speaker 2: Then like across all of Los Angeles in.
Speaker 3: The stroller specifically, Oh my god, I remember that we
Speaker 3: have a we had a friend that we both know
Speaker 3: who I don't know if you ever witnessed her and her.
Speaker 2: Of course I did.
Speaker 3: She would bring that dog everywhere in the fucking stroller,
Speaker 3: and I was like, you can't, Like I would be
Speaker 3: so embarrassed.
Speaker 4: And it wasn't a little dog. It was like a fat,
Speaker 4: ugly dog. And she would bring it every.
Speaker 3: Way, god damn stroller and then then have the audacity
Speaker 3: to be mad at the restaurant, like.
Speaker 2: Bitch, what are you?
Speaker 4: You can't bring the dog to the sushi restaurant. And
Speaker 4: one time it was like barking, and I was like, yeo, girl,
Speaker 4: you gotta shut this dog up. And then actually this
Speaker 4: is this is both our friends separately for like six months.
Speaker 2: Eight ten years ago.
Speaker 4: One time I saw her at a party and she
Speaker 4: was like, I gotta go to the bathroom.
Speaker 2: Can you hold Henny or whatever? That wasn't it was?
Speaker 2: It was? It was no, it was Henny.
Speaker 3: It was Henny.
Speaker 2: That was a gin Hendrick Hendrix. But she called him Henny.
Speaker 4: Oh, okay, can you hold Henny? And I was like, okay,
Speaker 4: she hands me the dog. The bitch disappears. I must
Speaker 4: have been like drunk.
Speaker 3: I was at a.
Speaker 4: Party and I must have let the dog go and
Speaker 4: it was like a mansion Beverly Hills party.
Speaker 2: And she came back like where's Henny?
Speaker 3: And I was like being a dog roaming around.
Speaker 2: Why did you?
Speaker 4: Why did you bring Henny to the fucking dog for
Speaker 4: the fucking human party? And why did you give him
Speaker 4: to me? She was fucking pissed. That might have been
Speaker 4: the end of that friendship because as soon as I left,
Speaker 4: I let Henny go, she was so mad.
Speaker 3: I think because humanity has gotten so ghetto, people have
Speaker 3: also like put more emphasis into animals, which I'm not
Speaker 3: I'm not opposed to. I get it because humans are
Speaker 3: fucked up. At least dogs or have give you unconditional love.
Speaker 3: But there is a line, like, for example, my aunt
Speaker 3: like she's obsessed with her dog. My cousin and my
Speaker 3: aunt came to my mom's house. They hung out. I
Speaker 3: was late, and so I guess like they had hired
Speaker 3: a dog person to go stay with the dog to
Speaker 3: come over to my mom's house for like three hours,
Speaker 3: like the dog cannot be alone, So the lady had
Speaker 3: to leave and there was like a period of like
Speaker 3: I don't know, like twenty to an hour minutes where
Speaker 3: the dog was going to be alone and like it
Speaker 3: was just unacceptable. She had to leave and for her,
Speaker 3: I know that this is like there's like a very deep,
Speaker 3: like emotional tie happening here, and so I think that, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's a codependency, but like when it interferes with your
Speaker 3: life in that way. However, I was thinking that at
Speaker 3: some point I might be ready to get another dog,
Speaker 3: which is crazy because if you've been on the journey
Speaker 3: of my good mom's bad choices life, I've I'm like
Speaker 3: very I would have been like very animal.
Speaker 11: No.
Speaker 3: I think after I had my dog and then I
Speaker 3: had a child, and then my dog got old and sickly,
Speaker 3: I was just like, fuck they should I'll never do
Speaker 3: this shit again. But now my love for dogs is
Speaker 3: blooming again. But I think that also we've been poisoning
Speaker 3: our dogs, which is why the ends of their life
Speaker 3: are so fucking horrible. They're getting like brain tumors and
Speaker 3: fucking cancer and all this crazy shit is happening to
Speaker 3: them because we're feeding them pedigree.
Speaker 2: I mean, they're feeding us cancer food exactly.
Speaker 3: So if I did have another dog, I would probably
Speaker 3: be a little bit more on the spectrum of that.
Speaker 3: Then I'm gonna just put my dog in the backyard, Like,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna probably cook the food, have like real food
Speaker 3: and not just kibble. That's gonna eventually give me doctors
Speaker 3: bills or I'm gonna have to pay three thousand dollars
Speaker 3: because little whatever the fuck his name is going to
Speaker 3: be has a tumor in his head.
Speaker 4: Do you remember that whole season where we were on
Speaker 4: online dating and like we were so antientity men with dogs.
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure I dated two guys specifically that definitely
Speaker 4: like their dogs more than they liked me.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I witnessed it.
Speaker 2: I saw it happened too, like not one too.
Speaker 4: I think there is something to say that there's a
Speaker 4: codependency that happens, because I mean, humanity is very ghetto.
Speaker 4: But also, yeah, I don't want a man who is
Speaker 4: like so connected to their dog because they don't have
Speaker 4: kids and they don't have friends, and I just can't
Speaker 4: do that. I also really don't like men with cats.
Speaker 4: I think that's really strange. It's very I don't know,
Speaker 4: I don't like it.
Speaker 3: The only so the rule that I was telling Sheikim
Speaker 3: about if we ever got a dog, which is not
Speaker 3: happening right now, and then your future at all is
Speaker 3: that it cannot interfere with our life. It's like, if
Speaker 3: we want to go on a trip, I don't want
Speaker 3: to fucking hear that.
Speaker 2: Who's gonna watch that's what happened. We're gonna watch Sparky can't.
Speaker 2: We can't. We can only go for one week, you
Speaker 2: can't go for two because the thing and then they
Speaker 2: have been a doggy hotel. So that exactly.
Speaker 3: So we need to have a real budget for this dog.
Speaker 3: Because if I want to go away for thirty days,
Speaker 3: we're going away for thirty days, and Sparky's gonna have
Speaker 3: to go with to doggy hotel or Sparky's gonna have
Speaker 3: to be small enough to want to go to someone's house,
Speaker 3: or be cute enough that someone really wants to take
Speaker 3: Sparky for thirty days. Because Sparky is not going to
Speaker 3: interfere with my travel schedule.
Speaker 2: It's impossible.
Speaker 4: The only dog I want to have is one that
Speaker 4: lives in the jungle and can feed itself and for itself,
Speaker 4: walk itself, go to the beach by itself, smile and
Speaker 4: come back. The jungle dogs the only dog I can have,
Speaker 4: and not even a jungle cat. I don't even like
Speaker 4: I like, I don't like cats, but in the jungle
Speaker 4: I would have one, oh one more thing very dark.
Speaker 4: Speaking of cancer, this girl I was having lunch with
Speaker 4: her and she's like, you know what they're saying, right,
Speaker 4: it's not if you get cancer, it's when. And I
Speaker 4: was like, got it. Thanks, thanks for that disturbing information. Sorry,
Speaker 4: you just said the kibble's gonna give everybody cancer, and
Speaker 4: actually know the regular story that the supermarket is, so
Speaker 4: everybody beware, You're welcome, wonderful saying about the.
Speaker 5: A c all, I'm asking don't touch the motherfucking air
Speaker 5: condition and we won't have a problem.
Speaker 2: It is hot, goddamn hot.
Speaker 5: It is so hot because you want that motherfucking game
Speaker 5: all day and all night, screaming, blowing out all that
Speaker 5: hot breath.
Speaker 2: I'll be hot too, Shut the fuck up, and you
Speaker 2: won't be hot.
Speaker 5: Because the game's got everything that goddamn madiac. I don't
Speaker 5: want to hear that all damn night. I still have
Speaker 5: work to do, so I don't want to be up
Speaker 5: till three or four in the morning because you when
Speaker 5: they're screaming like somebody trying to kill your ass. Literally
Speaker 5: whatever second thing the kitchen.
Speaker 2: Nine.
Speaker 5: The kitchen is shut down, so if you want to eat,
Speaker 5: you better get that ship done between the hours of
Speaker 5: nine am and nine pm. After nine pm, I don't
Speaker 5: want to catch you in the kitchen period nine nine o'clock.
Speaker 6: Line is a little bit tore.
Speaker 5: Okay, well, I can't help you.
Speaker 1: Drink.
Speaker 3: Drink water.
Speaker 5: Drink the big ass gallon justice.
Speaker 2: It should last until then. That's why he's so humpy.
Speaker 5: Because you dehydrate, you won't be as hungry those.
Speaker 3: Who rules for this summer. You want to have a
Speaker 3: smooth summer stick script. That's it, not two rules o
Speaker 3: kaotic gang five times. She must have five kids. That's
Speaker 3: a mom with multiples. She ain't got time. She got
Speaker 3: to keep them kids. In order you have to be militant.
Speaker 3: We have multiple children to fill outnumber you.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 3: That's what That's what she Kem told me about his
Speaker 3: family because he has a thousand siblings. So he was like,
Speaker 3: my mom was.
Speaker 2: Like you everyone to get on the couch.
Speaker 3: Line up, sit down, everyone dressed, put the salts on
Speaker 3: at the same time, like you have.
Speaker 4: Your baby or it becomes and you're gonna lose because
Speaker 4: there's more of them than there is a you. I'm
Speaker 4: telling you those multiples it gets chock. And let me
Speaker 4: tell you, this air conditioning bill is crazy.
Speaker 3: I agree.
Speaker 2: Take those goddamn shoes off.
Speaker 3: Put some short play in your goddamn shawness if you must,
Speaker 3: because we're not putting the air on unless absolutely fucking necessary.
Speaker 3: Even last night, I was hot as hell. I have
Speaker 3: a fan. I put that shit on and open the door.
Speaker 3: Because the way my bill was a few months ago
Speaker 3: when we had a fucking heat wave for five seconds.
Speaker 3: Uh huh, it's.
Speaker 4: Because the valley is hot as fuck. The valley is hot,
Speaker 4: and yeah, pumping air all we live in the desert.
Speaker 2: You gotta pump it all day, all night, all morning
Speaker 2: or else. If you like, put it on too late,
Speaker 2: it's fucked. It won't it won't work.
Speaker 3: Someone said, someone said that if you keep it, if
Speaker 3: you keep turning it on and off, the bill is higher.
Speaker 3: Is that true. I don't heard that. I don't believe
Speaker 3: that right. That doesn't make no sense.
Speaker 2: My shit's on and off all night all or.
Speaker 3: Like on the auto because I'll just turn it on
Speaker 3: for like one hour to just try and cool it
Speaker 3: down right before I go to ball.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: You know, I'm gonna turn it off the rest of
Speaker 3: the day.
Speaker 2: You know what it is, It makes it work harder
Speaker 2: to get cool.
Speaker 4: So if it's on like a even even temperature all day,
Speaker 4: then it will be consistent. But if you turn it
Speaker 4: on like when it's yeah, it's gonna have to work
Speaker 4: harder to take bring it down to that temperature.
Speaker 2: So maybe it's true.
Speaker 3: So I'm s just supposed to keep it on all
Speaker 3: day instead for one hour, maybe for like seventy four
Speaker 3: I don't believe that because the way I use it,
Speaker 3: I don't know it's only having on for one hour
Speaker 3: a day, and so I should just keep it on
Speaker 3: for twenty four hours.
Speaker 2: I don't know. You gotta do the math.
Speaker 3: No, I had it on went oh well, and I
Speaker 3: lived in my other house because the evental the what's
Speaker 3: the insulation was so bad because my my garage was
Speaker 3: like right next to the living room. Oh yeah, I
Speaker 3: would have to pump that shit all day long for
Speaker 3: the house to even be cool. But now my house,
Speaker 3: I have a second floor and that's where you know,
Speaker 3: heat rises, so.
Speaker 2: It's fucking hot upstairs. You know, these are all the
Speaker 2: things that you like when you're little.
Speaker 4: You didn't understand, like why your mom's acting so fucking
Speaker 4: nuts over the air. My grandma used to be so
Speaker 4: hot my goddamn grandma's house. It's like old lady shit.
Speaker 4: I'm like, girl, you cannot put the fucking thermometer on
Speaker 4: seventy eight.
Speaker 2: That's not doing shit.
Speaker 3: Got like, who's paying this bill?
Speaker 4: Yeah, and that's what she would say. I'm like, girl,
Speaker 4: and the whole family we can plain. And then my
Speaker 4: uncle would finally.
Speaker 2: Say, I'll pay it. Just fucking turn it down. I know.
Speaker 2: I read the other day and who were she asking
Speaker 2: me for?
Speaker 3: And I said no. She's like why. I was like, because,
Speaker 3: what do you mean why? Because I'm paying for it,
Speaker 3: that's why. And then her daddy must have sent her
Speaker 3: one hundred fifty dollars on Apple cash. She's like, I
Speaker 3: have money. I was like, okay, you know what. You
Speaker 3: spend all your money, then go ahead, got all your money.
Speaker 4: And also the rule about not being in the kitchen
Speaker 4: between nine and nine, that's another thing. I have a
Speaker 4: hungry ass kid, but we don't even have boys. Boys
Speaker 4: eat a lot of shit all day every day.
Speaker 3: They just fucking go in and out eat. Well, why
Speaker 3: not is it because she doesn't want to wake up
Speaker 3: to messes. Is it because she doesn't want to wake
Speaker 3: up to like the food that she thought she had
Speaker 3: not being there in the morning.
Speaker 4: Probably both. Yeah, eat everything. Even Orlando eats all the
Speaker 4: fucking kids snacks. I'm like, my nigga, that is.
Speaker 2: Obviously for the lunch. You see that apple sauce in
Speaker 2: a pouch.
Speaker 4: It's not for you, and it's very annoying. Men eat
Speaker 4: too much. Nine, I like that idea. Orlando, do you
Speaker 4: have any summer rule? They have any summer rules that
Speaker 4: you're implementing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I do. My summer rule is that she has chores.
Speaker 3: So actually this week when we get back from Costa Rica,
Speaker 3: that was when it was going to begin, because it's
Speaker 3: going to be too hard while I'm gone. Is that
Speaker 3: she has to make her bed every morning. She has
Speaker 3: to do the dishes, whether she fucking put them in
Speaker 3: there or not, because that's the whole thing too, just like.
Speaker 2: These are my dishes.
Speaker 3: I'm like, girl, what the fuck are you talking about
Speaker 3: the amount of my school that I got to drop them?
Speaker 2: Everything that I do, that's not my problem.
Speaker 3: Okay, So there's that, there's the dishes, there's Also this year,
Speaker 3: this summer is the first time she has summer reading,
Speaker 3: like mandatory summer reading, so she's gonna have to be reading.
Speaker 3: And I want her to start journaling. So we've already
Speaker 3: started our group journal together, but I want her to
Speaker 3: start writing on her own. So that is going to
Speaker 3: be implemented before we leave. So when I come back,
Speaker 3: I need to see I don't need to read her entries,
Speaker 3: but I need to see that you've been writing something.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 4: That's so hard to be a parent, like make them
Speaker 4: equipped adults, give them responsibilities, and you know I did
Speaker 4: it recently that I think my work. She was on
Speaker 4: like I saw her phone ringing the whole fourth grade
Speaker 4: or some shit has a group fucking they're all in
Speaker 4: FaceTime and I answered the phone and she's like no, no
Speaker 4: answer because she was doing the dishes. And I was like, Hi, guys,
Speaker 4: what are you guys doing. I'm like, do you guys
Speaker 4: clean your room?
Speaker 2: Do you have chores?
Speaker 4: And the boy was like, yeah, I have chores. I'm like,
Speaker 4: what are your chores? Like clean my room to So
Speaker 4: I'm like, let me show you Luna's room and she's
Speaker 4: like no, don't, dude, and like this is Luna's room.
Speaker 2: It's not clean. You should talk to your friend about.
Speaker 4: So I think that might have maybe embarrass shame. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I said, no one's gonna see this ship. What do
Speaker 4: I wait till I pick up the phone and show
Speaker 4: all your friends from school?
Speaker 3: Okay, well that's a that's a that's a tactic for sure.
Speaker 4: Just in case you were tactics. Since I obviously had
Speaker 4: all shame, that'll do the trick. I haven't secured the consistency,
Speaker 4: Like I noticed, if I like bitch enough, she started
Speaker 4: to make her bed every morning.
Speaker 3: But like I guess, no, I mean that's the problem,
Speaker 3: is the consistency. But I'm gonna I'm making a chart
Speaker 3: that I'm putting on. She's gonna get rewarded, even though
Speaker 3: she shouldn't really get rewarded. She should just do the shit.
Speaker 3: But some of them will be dependent not always. They're
Speaker 3: not gonna be like money reward. That might be experiences.
Speaker 3: It might be you get to pick the movie for tonight,
Speaker 3: because even last night I wanted to watch the Wood
Speaker 3: and she was so mad because she's like, I don't
Speaker 3: want to watch this is not my movie. I'm like,
Speaker 3: do you know how many times I have to fucking
Speaker 3: sit and watch the movies that every time. I don't
Speaker 3: think you if I ever sit and watch any movie
Speaker 3: that I want to watch with you. And so I
Speaker 3: was like, is the the Kids movie? It's not, but
Speaker 3: we skipped over that one part and we alreadyn She
Speaker 3: wasn't really watching.
Speaker 4: Fast forward, like you know what I'll do, like when
Speaker 4: I know parts coming up, like I was, oh my god,
Speaker 4: I forgot to tell you something.
Speaker 3: It was too long. This was like a ten minute situation.
Speaker 3: Like now we've had we had to fast forward.
Speaker 4: My acting skills when I know something in appropriately both
Speaker 4: come up, but I don't want.
Speaker 2: To make it weird. Oh shit, guess what.
Speaker 4: She's like, what waiting until it goes off and like, okay, yeah,
Speaker 4: it goes back to the regular part of the movie.
Speaker 2: I'm like, anyway, no, I said, this isn't appropriate. We're
Speaker 2: gonna skip over this. Yeah, that's what I said. And
Speaker 2: then did she like the movie?
Speaker 3: At the end, she barely watched it. That's the whole thing.
Speaker 3: I was like, gir you're not even gonna wat it
Speaker 3: because we're playing speed. So she wasn't even focused on
Speaker 3: the movie. She was focused on trying to beat me
Speaker 3: in speed.
Speaker 4: So yeah, I don't really I don't like a lot
Speaker 4: of kids shit. So we're gonna either watch stuff that's
Speaker 4: like adult ish, something in the middle.
Speaker 2: Like Friday that's a fan favorite, and know that's really
Speaker 2: a kid's movie.
Speaker 4: But I don't really want to watch a bunch of
Speaker 4: kids shit, just like I don't want to listen to
Speaker 4: kid bop and I don't want to hear the fucking
Speaker 4: I've listened to Hamilton so many times and I actually
Speaker 4: used to like it, but I'm just like, you're gonna
Speaker 4: have to We're gonna have to find.
Speaker 2: A happy medium. You're almost eleven.
Speaker 3: No, no, it's time for discipline because she's going where
Speaker 3: our kids are going, in to fifth grade. I don't
Speaker 3: want to wake her up in the morning anymore. I
Speaker 3: don't want to get her dressed and figure out her
Speaker 3: fucking uniform. Like why am I figuring out it's a uniform?
Speaker 3: Figuring this out? Figure it out? Oh, laundry, that's another
Speaker 3: thing that we're doing. We're starting now too, so I
Speaker 3: need help. And I'm realizing I have an able bodied
Speaker 3: human in the house, Okay, Like you need to help
Speaker 3: me pull your weight. So that's what's happening, and I'm
Speaker 3: excited about it.
Speaker 2: I think it's gonna be good. And I'll give you
Speaker 2: an updates to tell you how it's going.
Speaker 4: If you're a parent who's further along than we are,
Speaker 4: maybe twelve thirteen, you've gone through the preteen stage, the
Speaker 4: implementing responsibility stage.
Speaker 2: Please I would literally love some advice.
Speaker 4: I've been coming the DM. If you want to go
Speaker 4: to our website and give you know, put it in the.
Speaker 3: Put in the comments on this YouTube.
Speaker 4: Please give us advice because we don't know what the
Speaker 4: fuck we're doing. And every age is a new age
Speaker 4: that I haven't experienced raising a child in. And I'm realizing,
Speaker 4: like eighty to read some books, even though I feel
Speaker 4: like I say this every year and be I need I.
Speaker 3: Don't even know if like you have to read books. Girl,
Speaker 3: at this point, literally you can chat shep to you
Speaker 3: this shit. And also it's also like you just know
Speaker 3: we know we need to do. I had chores, so
Speaker 3: I like, I had chores. My top my daughter is
Speaker 3: just a bit spoiled at this point, so I had chores.
Speaker 2: But that's that's even that's even.
Speaker 4: Scarier because the kids are kind of spoilt, Like, how
Speaker 4: do you unspoil them? Because they already know you're soft.
Speaker 3: Because you have to start. Well, I'm not. I'm still
Speaker 3: going to be I don't want to be hard.
Speaker 4: I don't want to be hard, but I mean I
Speaker 4: mean soft and as in like you, they can get
Speaker 4: over and not be consistent. Well see her, she no,
Speaker 4: And I consistently have to make sure that I'm implementing
Speaker 4: the whatever it is that I say I'm going to
Speaker 4: do and do it, whether that's the punishment, whether that's
Speaker 4: the reward, whether that's the schedule, like that's what has
Speaker 4: to happen, and I'm I'm doing it because it ultimately
Speaker 4: benefits me. Yeah, I mean it benefits her too, But
Speaker 4: ultimately I'm doing this for my own benefit because I'm
Speaker 4: a single mom and I live alone, so I need
Speaker 4: fucking help.
Speaker 3: But I need her to be self sufficient. I don't
Speaker 3: want her to sending her off into the world and
Speaker 3: her being a fucking stupid little like woman who doesn't
Speaker 3: know shit about anything. I see. I see friends like that,
Speaker 3: I see girls and boys like that, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: that is not about to be my child.
Speaker 4: No, I'd be telling them, I'm like you don't want
Speaker 4: to be a filthy ass woman or a filthy girl.
Speaker 4: I'm like, it's not cute. I'm like this fucking bathroom.
Speaker 4: I'm always bitching about the bathroom, like looks looks like
Speaker 4: a public restroom.
Speaker 2: I forgot to tell you. The other day, she's like
Speaker 2: telling me she went.
Speaker 4: To uh, your baby daddy's house, and she was like,
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm like what She's like, the bathroom's really dirty. I'm like,
Speaker 2: that's what your bathroom looks like. You see you see.
Speaker 3: You see you talking ship the bathrooms were dirty. I'm like,
Speaker 3: an I's bathroom.
Speaker 2: I don't know. She was slept over there and she's
Speaker 2: like the bathroom.
Speaker 4: She's like, the bathroom's really dirty over there, and I
Speaker 4: was I was like so happy to have a moment
Speaker 4: to be like, see, you should have.
Speaker 2: Told me that.
Speaker 3: And I'm stressed out, I know.
Speaker 4: I mean, I had to tell me, tell me what then.
Speaker 4: I was like, I was gonna tell you earlier, but
Speaker 4: I was like, what is she gonna say?
Speaker 3: She go crazy?
Speaker 2: He has money to get in. That's the basest part
Speaker 2: is like he can.
Speaker 3: Get a housekeeper multiple times a week if he wanted to.
Speaker 4: Well, you're a man, you would assume that you would
Speaker 4: just do that because there's he lived with me.
Speaker 3: I like a clean house, and I've always had a housekeeper,
Speaker 3: no matter how broke I was or not. Like it's
Speaker 3: gonna happen. I'm gonna clean it or someone else is
Speaker 3: gonna help me clean it once a month. Deep clean
Speaker 3: this shit, okay, scifically. The bathroom in the kitchen. I
Speaker 3: can't do messy kitchens. I can't do nasty bathrooms. That's
Speaker 3: where my fucking open my my my things are open there.
Speaker 3: It's not Happenings are open, pussies open, My feet are open,
Speaker 3: like no, so my mouth is opened, like no, it's
Speaker 3: not happening. And now I'm gonna I always ask Iri too,
Speaker 3: I'm like, so, when's the last time, like you know,
Speaker 3: like you got a room refurbishing, like you know, like
Speaker 3: went through the thrushes, like went.
Speaker 2: Through your clothes.
Speaker 3: I feel like she still has closed in it from
Speaker 3: when she was like two years old.
Speaker 2: Of course she did, and I've told her.
Speaker 3: I was like, why don't you go this time and
Speaker 3: like go through your stuff?
Speaker 2: What is it like?
Speaker 3: Make your room nice?
Speaker 2: She's you might have to go over there. And just
Speaker 2: be like I'm just gonna come.
Speaker 3: By, what take pictures?
Speaker 2: No clean spray about that?
Speaker 4: And yeah, I just I don't know how to implement.
Speaker 4: Like I'm like, nobody wants to be around a dirty female.
Speaker 2: It's disgusting. And then people are gonna talk.
Speaker 3: About I'm surprised already does. I mean, I'm sure she knows.
Speaker 2: Because she's not gonna talk about my house.
Speaker 3: My house is not like that, so I'm sure she
Speaker 3: goes over there. That's probably whych shed be like, mom,
Speaker 3: he come get me.
Speaker 4: But if a ten year old's peeping, a ten year
Speaker 4: old who doesn't clean and it is not good with
Speaker 4: the consistency, is like, yeah, maybe I need to tell
Speaker 4: him that Iri said it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't tell her. Linna will never be able to
Speaker 2: come back over.
Speaker 4: Litera already tells me like, don't tell, don't say anything.
Speaker 3: I'm not As we're on a public platform talking about
Speaker 3: the ship, I shout out to my baby, Danny, clean
Speaker 3: your house.
Speaker 2: We got people watching ten year olds.
Speaker 3: Well, this was fun.
Speaker 2: Send us.
Speaker 4: If you have clips that you want us to review,
Speaker 4: send them in because we like to look at fun
Speaker 4: shit too. This is all we do all day is
Speaker 4: send each other memes. This is what I do all
Speaker 4: I've got to get.
Speaker 2: Off the internet. It's warping my brain. But thank you
Speaker 2: for this. This was very fun. Thanks May Happy Father's today,
Speaker 2: you guys Happy fathers.
Speaker 4: You guys are putting your fist down for the beginning
Speaker 4: of summer or else you're gonna be taken over. So
Speaker 4: just make your roles and implement them now.
Speaker 3: I agree. I agree.
Speaker 4: I was thinking in Costa Rica, our fucking kids can't
Speaker 4: be waking up at fucking two o'clock in the afternoon
Speaker 4: while we were retreating. Remember like last year, they we
Speaker 4: would call and they'd still be sleep. Nanny would cut,
Speaker 4: Like the nanny came and it was fucking one point
Speaker 4: thirty and they're just rolling over from bed.
Speaker 3: They have to, Oh you want them to have chores
Speaker 3: in Costa Rica?
Speaker 4: Now they have to also going to fall off like
Speaker 4: these fucking spoiled ass kids. She's like, mom, when are
Speaker 4: we leaving? When are we leaving to Costa Rica? And
Speaker 4: like you're boy, the life you live, my love.
Speaker 3: I'm proud of it. But the chores need to be
Speaker 3: implemented asap.
Speaker 2: I agree.
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Speaker 4: Moms deserve a summer break too. It's your summer vacation too.
Speaker 4: Don't let those kids suck up all your energy. You
Speaker 4: need to referbrition. You need to refresh so that you
Speaker 4: have the energy for the next school year, because taking
Speaker 4: kids to school every fucking day and trying to get
Speaker 4: them on time and making lunches is a lot.
Speaker 3: Chis well until next week we see then We love you, Bane,
Speaker 3: I believe.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm living been so good.
Speaker 2: Can't you tell?
Speaker 1: I went through a drought.
Speaker 2: That's until I found out, Well, maym.
Speaker 3: Have been known?
Speaker 10: Earth that used to be broken tail now got the blues,
Speaker 10: dancing like Beyonce Jasell throat shot or popping his cow,
Speaker 10: wearing our voices. Patriarchy kept it in the box to
Speaker 10: exploit its women put the pi and powers, So what's pointless?
Speaker 10: They want me to be good?
Speaker 1: So I made bad choices.
Speaker 2: Bad mom, not a bad mom, but a bad mom.
Speaker 10: Gitter's in on put cannabis in their bath, bomb walk
Speaker 10: in in bosses, cap and I blew his cat ball,
Speaker 10: Hop Dog. Now I'm immune to the cat called Herbie
Speaker 10: in the waisted straight to it like a dollar sign.
Speaker 2: Mother, Rent the lover, when so what. It's like a
Speaker 2: water simmer. Rent the winter essential. But when the summertime,
Speaker 2: I do it all. Ain't no one that needs to
Speaker 2: run it by