WEBVTT - The Good Moms React: Tribe Chat Bonus Episode 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:03.520 Once upon a time there was a good old traditional housewife. 0:00:03.680 --> 0:00:06.600 She coodn't She cleaned, cared for her children and the 0:00:06.640 --> 0:00:09.640 man of the house, and of course she didn't talk back. 0:00:09.800 --> 0:00:12.640 She was both obedient and soft by nature. She was 0:00:12.680 --> 0:00:15.680 a good woman who always made good choices. 0:00:16.320 --> 0:00:19.639 Shot that shit, we're good Mom's bad choices. Who's single mom? 0:00:19.640 --> 0:00:22.320 Who said fuck the patriarchy? Shared all their bad choices 0:00:22.320 --> 0:00:24.200 and sound out they were so bad after all, we're 0:00:24.239 --> 0:00:26.600 expert overshares and your new besties. 0:00:26.720 --> 0:00:33.560 Sit back and enjoy the ride. Welcome back to Good 0:00:33.560 --> 0:00:37.440 Mom's Bad Choices. I'm Erica and I'm Mila, And this is. 0:00:37.320 --> 0:00:40.239 A bonus episode. Bitches, what did it do? 0:00:40.479 --> 0:00:41.000 Baby? 0:00:41.159 --> 0:00:45.720 Are you ready for this bonus juice? We got bonus juice. 0:00:46.640 --> 0:00:48.639 This is a little bit different than the episodes we've 0:00:48.640 --> 0:00:51.440 done in the past. We're gonna be looking at clips 0:00:51.479 --> 0:00:53.600 with you and reacting to them for the first time. 0:00:53.680 --> 0:00:57.360 Our wonderful team shout out to May put together these 0:00:57.440 --> 0:01:00.880 clips that I'm sure are going to either trigger us, 0:01:01.360 --> 0:01:04.040 make us laugh, or make us angry. I don't know. 0:01:04.200 --> 0:01:05.720 I have no idea, have no idea what to expect 0:01:05.800 --> 0:01:09.200 the Internet. It's a gamble Oh wait, I think we 0:01:09.200 --> 0:01:11.760 should smoke for this. Something tells me, if we have 0:01:11.840 --> 0:01:15.320 to evaluate things that are on this fuck ass internet, 0:01:16.080 --> 0:01:18.600 you might as well light up Backwood. 0:01:19.319 --> 0:01:22.080 Is this a specific flavor? No, this is a true wrap. 0:01:22.120 --> 0:01:23.840 This is I was gonna say, this looks long. 0:01:24.080 --> 0:01:26.080 It's not like a long cigarette makes me feel foncy. 0:01:26.280 --> 0:01:28.959 This is a long cigarette. It's not a cigarette. 0:01:29.319 --> 0:01:35.160 This is let's smoking it without any any weed in it. 0:01:35.480 --> 0:01:38.440 Oh yeah, the true wraps. 0:01:40.560 --> 0:01:40.840 You know why? 0:01:40.880 --> 0:01:44.120 The true wraps are better because they don't come with 0:01:44.120 --> 0:01:45.479 all this stuff inside. 0:01:45.080 --> 0:01:46.600 And those stuff doesn't get everywhere. 0:01:48.120 --> 0:01:50.240 So if you want to do less work, get the 0:01:50.280 --> 0:01:50.920 true wraps. 0:01:51.280 --> 0:01:53.160 They're a little bit softer too. I feel like they're 0:01:53.160 --> 0:01:54.240 like a little bit less harsh. 0:01:54.320 --> 0:01:55.400 If you don't like that, and I feel like you 0:01:55.400 --> 0:01:57.640 don't have to wash them. I don't feel like people 0:01:57.720 --> 0:01:58.320 be washing their back. 0:01:58.480 --> 0:01:59.320 They don't, and it's a problem. 0:01:59.360 --> 0:02:01.160 But I did wash this one because we need a 0:02:01.200 --> 0:02:03.200 double wash. 0:02:03.520 --> 0:02:05.880 I wonder if Backwoods has Backwoods needs to have instructions 0:02:05.880 --> 0:02:09.040 on their website for the smokers. Maybe they're not supposed 0:02:09.080 --> 0:02:12.440 to because technically are not it not made for they 0:02:12.480 --> 0:02:15.200 know it's cannabis consumption they know it's cannabis consumption. 0:02:15.480 --> 0:02:19.400 There's no backwoods ninety nine point nine percent of their 0:02:19.400 --> 0:02:23.160 customers are for sure putting weed inside. 0:02:23.240 --> 0:02:24.960 If they don't know, I'm gonna tell you there's no. 0:02:25.440 --> 0:02:27.040 I don't know if there's very little. 0:02:26.760 --> 0:02:30.079 People maybe in the deep down South just smoking backwards 0:02:30.120 --> 0:02:30.760 for the fuck of it. 0:02:30.800 --> 0:02:33.280 Like it's a black and mile. Yeah, I remember black 0:02:33.280 --> 0:02:33.840 and miles. 0:02:34.080 --> 0:02:36.480 They tasted good. Wait, what were the ones with the 0:02:36.560 --> 0:02:39.920 crackley I remember they had the plexiglass inside of them, 0:02:40.200 --> 0:02:40.840 you know, the ones who. 0:02:40.760 --> 0:02:43.480 Used to hit Oh you mean like cigarettes? 0:02:43.880 --> 0:02:46.120 The camera was it? Was it black and mild that 0:02:46.240 --> 0:02:49.280 that did that the crunchy sound. There was a specific 0:02:49.440 --> 0:02:50.919 oh they got it one that. 0:02:51.320 --> 0:02:53.799 Yeah, it was like, yeah, I do remember that. 0:02:54.360 --> 0:02:55.920 Those those are bad for you. 0:02:56.080 --> 0:02:59.400 The smell of backwood is triggering because my baby daddy 0:02:59.440 --> 0:03:01.320 used to smell smoke them, and so like the smell 0:03:01.360 --> 0:03:02.200 of the backwoods are. 0:03:02.160 --> 0:03:03.359 Black and mild, black and mile. 0:03:03.480 --> 0:03:08.519 So yeah, my baby daddy smoked backwards, which is crazy. 0:03:08.200 --> 0:03:11.519 Because is this therapy? It's just getting you getting over it? No, 0:03:11.680 --> 0:03:12.320 I mean I didn't. 0:03:12.360 --> 0:03:13.560 I went back in the day. I didn't used to 0:03:13.560 --> 0:03:18.040 smoke backwards because I was such a elitist for papers. 0:03:18.360 --> 0:03:21.040 But I actually really enjoy backwood. I enjoy how it 0:03:21.080 --> 0:03:25.720 burns slower. And I don't know, I feel like, I 0:03:25.720 --> 0:03:28.400 don't know if anyone's been following our Instagram stories, but 0:03:29.000 --> 0:03:31.919 I've started to smoke backwards with the shit inside okay, 0:03:32.040 --> 0:03:35.600 because I've been on a smoking hiatus. It's an oral 0:03:35.680 --> 0:03:38.400 fixation that I have because I've been smoking since I 0:03:38.520 --> 0:03:42.080 was thirteen, that it's not even so much that I 0:03:42.120 --> 0:03:44.120 need to inhale the smoke. I just need to be 0:03:44.240 --> 0:03:49.560 doing the doing of it. And so I smoked a backwood, 0:03:49.680 --> 0:03:52.360 the flavored backwood on Instagram, and everyone was very upset. 0:03:53.200 --> 0:03:55.080 Some people supported it. A lot of people were very mad, 0:03:55.440 --> 0:03:59.560 outrage outraged. But I enjoyed it. I get why. I 0:03:59.560 --> 0:04:01.840 get why people smoke cigars now makes you feel like 0:04:02.480 --> 0:04:05.080 very sophisticated, repensive. 0:04:05.400 --> 0:04:09.080 Are you smoking still? Are you're not smoking? Do you 0:04:09.080 --> 0:04:10.320 remember peach Optimos? 0:04:11.440 --> 0:04:11.560 Oh? 0:04:11.640 --> 0:04:13.160 Yeah, it's such an la thing. 0:04:17.960 --> 0:04:23.760 It's clean, smooth, huh, taste delicious. Speaking of dumb shit 0:04:23.839 --> 0:04:27.279 on the internet or on the webs, have you ever 0:04:27.320 --> 0:04:32.359 watched Love at First Sight a long time ago? It 0:04:32.440 --> 0:04:37.320 is so stupid. It's like married at first sight. They 0:04:37.320 --> 0:04:38.920 don't see each other till they're at the altar. 0:04:39.800 --> 0:04:40.880 It's oh yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:04:40.880 --> 0:04:42.839 I saw that a bunch of people who are desperate 0:04:42.960 --> 0:04:44.679 for husbands or wives, so they. 0:04:44.680 --> 0:04:47.360 Opt to and all their parents are stressed out. 0:04:47.760 --> 0:04:50.200 They opt to married total stranger and every time they 0:04:50.440 --> 0:04:53.760 do the reveal on the fucking at the fucking. 0:04:54.920 --> 0:04:55.320 Altar. 0:04:57.040 --> 0:05:00.960 I watched one and the girls like, I'm like, bitch, 0:05:01.000 --> 0:05:03.240 what did you expect You're marrying a stranger. 0:05:03.279 --> 0:05:04.919 You didn't have to have one look, you didn't have 0:05:05.040 --> 0:05:08.200 You're just she's just like obviously disappointed because you have 0:05:08.240 --> 0:05:09.160 to have eyes on someone. 0:05:09.200 --> 0:05:10.080 You're gonna mary and be. 0:05:09.960 --> 0:05:11.920 Like, but do they I can't remember do they talk 0:05:12.040 --> 0:05:13.120 to each other at all? 0:05:13.560 --> 0:05:14.400 So yeah, talk? 0:05:14.560 --> 0:05:16.160 This is why I Love is Blind makes a lot 0:05:16.200 --> 0:05:17.920 more sense. I'd rather do Love is Blind and get 0:05:17.960 --> 0:05:21.440 to know somebody, right at least I have trusts. Just 0:05:21.440 --> 0:05:23.120 trust a therapists evaluation. 0:05:23.839 --> 0:05:26.280 Yeah, and this last one, I watched the experts and 0:05:26.400 --> 0:05:26.839 not expert. 0:05:26.880 --> 0:05:27.680 I don't think you know. 0:05:28.000 --> 0:05:30.920 I think that you know. Because we do our retreats 0:05:31.000 --> 0:05:33.159 and we pair people in rooms. I feel like we 0:05:33.200 --> 0:05:36.520 would be really good at at married at first sight. 0:05:36.720 --> 0:05:39.000 I feel like we need I think that we would 0:05:39.000 --> 0:05:40.240 be really good. I think they need to bring the 0:05:40.240 --> 0:05:42.919 good moms on to do Married at First Sight because 0:05:43.440 --> 0:05:46.560 our room pairing at the retreats ten out of ten. 0:05:46.839 --> 0:05:48.719 And you know what, all the like, all of the 0:05:48.839 --> 0:05:51.240 experts are kind of like, there's two older ones and what. 0:05:51.240 --> 0:05:53.440 They're overthinking it. First of all, they're overthinking it. 0:05:53.480 --> 0:05:57.120 They're trying to use you need to know attraction in chemistry. 0:05:57.240 --> 0:05:59.320 Yeah, they need to go and they probably haven't even 0:05:59.400 --> 0:06:01.200 really hung out with this person at all, so they 0:06:01.320 --> 0:06:02.800 and hung out with the other person to really see 0:06:02.800 --> 0:06:05.239 if they even would fuck with one another. I mean, granted, 0:06:05.360 --> 0:06:07.320 we don't really did on the tree. It's pure intuition 0:06:07.520 --> 0:06:08.280 and astrology. 0:06:08.600 --> 0:06:09.680 They don't have any psychics. 0:06:09.680 --> 0:06:11.279 That's the problems intuition astrology. 0:06:11.279 --> 0:06:13.520 In a series of questions, married at first I you 0:06:13.560 --> 0:06:14.960 need more psychics like us. 0:06:15.040 --> 0:06:16.840 I've been trying to position. 0:06:16.560 --> 0:06:18.720 Myself to be one of those people who host the 0:06:18.800 --> 0:06:21.000 dating show because I just think i'd be great at 0:06:21.040 --> 0:06:24.080 it because yes, the experts were not experting, and also 0:06:24.320 --> 0:06:26.560 I have a you're dumb, why are. 0:06:26.480 --> 0:06:27.840 You so desperate to get married? 0:06:27.839 --> 0:06:30.400 They're like twenty seven twenty eight randomly, they'll be like 0:06:30.400 --> 0:06:31.680 a thirty seven year old in there. 0:06:31.760 --> 0:06:33.160 But I'm like, I think some of them are just 0:06:33.240 --> 0:06:35.400 trying to get paid or they think they're going to 0:06:35.440 --> 0:06:36.200 start their influence. 0:06:36.560 --> 0:06:37.839 There's others to get paid. 0:06:38.240 --> 0:06:40.599 They're going to start their influencer career because they're gonna 0:06:40.600 --> 0:06:42.320 be a character on the show, and it's gonna be 0:06:42.360 --> 0:06:46.920 so ridiculous, oh boring that they don't respect the sacred 0:06:47.000 --> 0:06:48.600 union of marriage and the like fuck it, I can 0:06:48.600 --> 0:06:49.120 get it afore. 0:06:49.200 --> 0:06:51.680 No, they all really respect it, they all really want it. 0:06:51.680 --> 0:06:56.040 It's really sad. Actually, anyway, are you ready? 0:06:56.160 --> 0:06:57.800 I'm ready hit that shit. 0:06:57.920 --> 0:07:01.800 May yo, if you'll know who your dad is? This 0:07:01.839 --> 0:07:04.840 is a trigger warning. In Fox's show Who's Your Daddy, 0:07:04.839 --> 0:07:07.800 contestants were adoptees looking for their birth father. But it 0:07:07.839 --> 0:07:10.400 wasn't that simple. Eight of the fathers were fake and 0:07:10.440 --> 0:07:12.960 their job was to mislead the child into picking them, 0:07:13.040 --> 0:07:15.560 in which they'd win one hundred thousand dollars. Yes, they 0:07:15.640 --> 0:07:18.400 actually had people going through the emotional turmoil of finding 0:07:18.440 --> 0:07:20.960 one's birth father and it was all a big game show. 0:07:21.320 --> 0:07:23.360 It's hard to think of a more cruel and pointless 0:07:23.360 --> 0:07:25.280 show than Who's Your Daddy. When it aired in two 0:07:25.280 --> 0:07:27.280 thousand and four, it got such bad publicity that it 0:07:27.320 --> 0:07:30.080 was canceled after one episode. But with that said, this 0:07:30.160 --> 0:07:32.640 dude gave one of the best fucking performances of all time. 0:07:32.720 --> 0:07:38.040 Go up, it's sick. What kind of performance? Okay, that's 0:07:38.080 --> 0:07:38.640 where it ends. 0:07:38.840 --> 0:07:44.320 Okay, well, all I know is that's fucked up. We 0:07:44.360 --> 0:07:46.880 already had, like we already have trauma from Dad's not 0:07:46.960 --> 0:07:48.520 being there, So now you're going to pretend like I 0:07:48.600 --> 0:07:50.720 found my daddy and then it's not gonna be my daddy. 0:07:50.800 --> 0:07:53.080 So none of the eight contestants were actually the father. 0:07:54.440 --> 0:07:55.880 Oh there's only like two that were. 0:07:56.240 --> 0:07:59.120 This is cruel unusual, which also reminds me of the 0:07:59.120 --> 0:08:02.040 early two thousand Do you remember before everybody got connected 0:08:02.120 --> 0:08:02.960 the fucking daddies. 0:08:03.040 --> 0:08:05.160 If they got canceled, I hope they fucking connected the 0:08:05.160 --> 0:08:06.360 people that did have the daddies. 0:08:06.800 --> 0:08:11.480 It it's kind of like remembers The Swan when they 0:08:11.480 --> 0:08:14.520 had like moms leave their families and they give them 0:08:14.560 --> 0:08:16.840 total makeovers, and then they finally canceled it because it 0:08:16.880 --> 0:08:17.440 was cruel and. 0:08:17.440 --> 0:08:20.080 Oh yeah, because they were doing like crazy plastic surgery, right, 0:08:20.200 --> 0:08:21.320 all these like fixing their. 0:08:21.240 --> 0:08:23.880 Whole like ten ten surgeries, and then they would make 0:08:23.920 --> 0:08:26.600 them work out. They'd be like in bandages trying to 0:08:26.640 --> 0:08:29.320 get skinny too, and then they wouldn't would. 0:08:29.080 --> 0:08:31.400 Cover all the mirrors so they themselves. 0:08:31.480 --> 0:08:31.560 Like. 0:08:31.840 --> 0:08:33.800 That was on for a few seasons, I know, until 0:08:33.800 --> 0:08:37.400 people said this is weird. Yeah, fucking at people's self 0:08:37.480 --> 0:08:40.520 esteem further by making them completely different people with plastic surgery. 0:08:40.520 --> 0:08:40.880 Oh my god. 0:08:40.880 --> 0:08:43.040 That reminds me of Heidi Montag who had like thirty 0:08:43.080 --> 0:08:44.640 thousand fucking surgeries. 0:08:45.480 --> 0:08:49.080 I saw her died lately. She she does music. 0:08:49.280 --> 0:08:51.880 Oh girl, Yeah, her house burnt down in Malibu. Her 0:08:51.920 --> 0:08:55.480 and Spencer Pratt have like a full fledged like career 0:08:55.600 --> 0:08:57.640 of like, first of all, he sells crystals. He's like 0:08:57.800 --> 0:08:59.960 he's a crystal sellar. Oh yeah, he's a crystal seller. 0:09:00.160 --> 0:09:05.120 He's like, he's like famous for selling crystals. And she 0:09:05.160 --> 0:09:07.960 has a music career and he is her number one fan. 0:09:08.360 --> 0:09:11.720 I thought they're gonna bring number one fan like groupy 0:09:11.920 --> 0:09:15.400 amazing husband. So their house burned down in Malibu and 0:09:15.480 --> 0:09:18.120 then I think she went on tour to go get 0:09:18.120 --> 0:09:21.480 it rebuilt. People fuck with her people. She has a 0:09:21.520 --> 0:09:22.880 really big pop following. 0:09:23.000 --> 0:09:25.760 White people have an interest white people. I need you 0:09:25.840 --> 0:09:28.319 to have more trust issues. I need white people to 0:09:28.400 --> 0:09:30.960 have more trust issues because the amount of fuckery I 0:09:31.000 --> 0:09:34.560 see in your mediocre entertainment industry. Lets me know that 0:09:34.800 --> 0:09:36.480 you guys just just don't care. 0:09:36.840 --> 0:09:37.240 No, they do. 0:09:37.480 --> 0:09:40.640 They do have trust issues for us. Just got their own. 0:09:41.480 --> 0:09:47.680 Okay, next one, all right? 0:09:47.760 --> 0:09:48.440 You ready to go? 0:09:48.480 --> 0:09:48.680 Man? 0:09:49.240 --> 0:09:51.080 You're not wearing that shirt to my game? 0:09:51.480 --> 0:09:52.600 What's wrong with my shirt? 0:09:52.760 --> 0:09:55.000 Why you always gonna wear dad joke shirts? 0:09:55.120 --> 0:09:57.360 Because I'm a dad. This might not be funny to 0:09:57.440 --> 0:09:59.880 some people that give like their kids their names and 0:10:00.040 --> 0:10:02.720 sign birth certificates and then leave. I'm one of the 0:10:02.760 --> 0:10:04.920 ones that stays so I can joke about this. The 0:10:04.920 --> 0:10:07.240 real dad's gonna think this is hilarious. They're gonna be 0:10:07.240 --> 0:10:07.800 cracking up. 0:10:08.120 --> 0:10:10.920 What about the other dads? 0:10:11.320 --> 0:10:12.240 They don't like the message. 0:10:12.240 --> 0:10:13.640 They ain't got nothing to do with me. See, you 0:10:13.640 --> 0:10:15.520 don't know nothing about a dad that go get milk 0:10:15.559 --> 0:10:17.760 and don't come back. I come back every time I 0:10:17.840 --> 0:10:20.720 go to Costco, I come back with milk. You got 0:10:20.720 --> 0:10:24.400 a good dad. You don't even know that. I'm funny, 0:10:24.679 --> 0:10:25.960 I'm handsome. 0:10:25.880 --> 0:10:27.720 I'm attractive, all right, I get it. 0:10:27.760 --> 0:10:28.120 I get you. 0:10:30.840 --> 0:10:34.080 Got all of that and one daddy, I'm here, what. 0:10:36.720 --> 0:10:37.640 I drink almond milk? 0:10:38.280 --> 0:10:41.200 So y'all do too, because we all lack those. Come on, man, 0:10:41.240 --> 0:10:43.800 get ready to your hands on attractive funny. 0:10:44.559 --> 0:10:45.520 Alright, I'm getting ready. 0:10:45.520 --> 0:10:46.280 I'm getting ready. 0:10:46.559 --> 0:10:47.960 You got all of that one daddy? 0:10:48.000 --> 0:10:52.280 Come on, man, I want to get that shirt. 0:10:52.520 --> 0:10:53.520 Why is it a raccoon? 0:10:53.800 --> 0:10:55.160 I don't know what the what is the right. 0:10:55.200 --> 0:10:58.200 Is the raccoon symbol is symbol as symbolizing something? 0:10:58.360 --> 0:11:00.960 I don't like that? What is the is that racist? 0:11:01.320 --> 0:11:03.920 I also need to know what the hat standard stood 0:11:04.160 --> 0:11:06.439 w w E T WET. I'm sure there's a lot 0:11:06.480 --> 0:11:09.120 of symbolism happening here. And then this also made me 0:11:09.120 --> 0:11:11.280 think of us wearing our merch to go pick up 0:11:11.280 --> 0:11:14.800 our kids at school. For example, this one black as fuck, 0:11:14.840 --> 0:11:16.959 mom as fuck, fine as fuck. You find this a 0:11:17.000 --> 0:11:21.240 good mom's addresses dot com shop, slash shop. And this 0:11:21.280 --> 0:11:23.280 one is cool. I don't know about that one. 0:11:23.880 --> 0:11:27.280 Orlando always jokes with Luna about he's not coming back 0:11:27.559 --> 0:11:29.880 from getting milk, and so every time he leaves, she'll 0:11:29.920 --> 0:11:30.560 be like, he's. 0:11:30.480 --> 0:11:32.480 Going to go get milk? What the fuck are you 0:11:32.559 --> 0:11:33.079 talking about? 0:11:33.640 --> 0:11:35.199 Is that really a thing like niggas was saying they're 0:11:35.200 --> 0:11:36.360 gonna go get milk and then not come. 0:11:36.280 --> 0:11:37.680 Back specifically milk though. 0:11:37.800 --> 0:11:40.360 Yeah, it's like a back in the day joke, niggas 0:11:40.360 --> 0:11:41.000 wuldn't come back. 0:11:41.160 --> 0:11:47.400 Okay, it's my dad. What's going on? 0:11:47.520 --> 0:11:47.679 Bro? 0:11:48.040 --> 0:11:48.720 School was good? 0:11:48.800 --> 0:11:49.160 Yeah? 0:11:49.200 --> 0:11:49.480 Cool? 0:11:49.520 --> 0:11:49.760 Cool? 0:11:49.960 --> 0:11:53.200 Who's who's that in the blue backpack? Who the blue 0:11:53.240 --> 0:11:56.320 the blue backpack shorts? The blue backpack? 0:11:56.600 --> 0:11:56.800 Yeah? 0:11:56.840 --> 0:11:58.040 Yeah, yeah, who's that? Who's who's that? 0:11:58.200 --> 0:11:58.960 He's in my class? 0:11:59.120 --> 0:11:59.320 Yeah? 0:12:00.200 --> 0:12:01.960 Does does he ever get picked up? Is that his mom? 0:12:02.440 --> 0:12:02.760 Yeah? 0:12:02.800 --> 0:12:04.440 Does he ever get picked up anybody else? Like, any 0:12:04.480 --> 0:12:06.800 any guys or anything? Do you you never seen his 0:12:06.880 --> 0:12:07.360 dad before? 0:12:09.120 --> 0:12:09.440 Cool? 0:12:09.480 --> 0:12:09.720 Cool? 0:12:09.760 --> 0:12:10.280 Cool? Are you? 0:12:10.320 --> 0:12:10.560 Is that your? 0:12:10.679 --> 0:12:12.120 Y'all should be friends? Are you friend with him? Should 0:12:12.160 --> 0:12:13.040 write him for a play date? 0:12:14.160 --> 0:12:14.760 My friend? 0:12:15.040 --> 0:12:17.480 Yeah, but y'all should become friends. You can't, son, You can't. 0:12:17.480 --> 0:12:19.120 You can't just keep playing with the same people every day. 0:12:19.120 --> 0:12:20.800 You gotta branch out. You gotta get out there. You 0:12:20.840 --> 0:12:22.800 gotta get to know different people. You got a birthday coming. 0:12:22.679 --> 0:12:24.800 Up, matter of fact, I have birthdays in six months, I. 0:12:24.760 --> 0:12:26.320 Know, but we gotta start planning it now. So how 0:12:26.320 --> 0:12:28.440 about I make some invitations? You give him an invitation 0:12:28.480 --> 0:12:31.040 to your birthday party that I'm a plan, and then 0:12:31.280 --> 0:12:33.160 if his mom has any question, she can call me 0:12:34.000 --> 0:12:35.720 and then and then yeah we can. We could do 0:12:35.760 --> 0:12:38.400 that for your birthday. But because he looks like a 0:12:38.480 --> 0:12:42.200 nice kid, y'all should be friends. That sounds that sounds good, 0:12:42.480 --> 0:12:45.200 I guess cool. Cool, Yeah, let's let's let's get to 0:12:45.240 --> 0:12:45.520 know them. 0:12:49.679 --> 0:12:52.440 I ain't mad. Look, daddy, find your mama, find your mama. 0:12:52.520 --> 0:12:53.400 Feut your baby mama. 0:12:53.600 --> 0:12:56.600 Yeah fucking right, my baby daddy started dating a mom 0:12:56.679 --> 0:12:57.280 at the school. 0:12:57.360 --> 0:13:00.000 Or I'd be like, nigga, why if it's not your nigga, 0:13:00.120 --> 0:13:01.920 no more. I really don't give a fuck about that. 0:13:01.960 --> 0:13:03.040 But the school, Like. 0:13:03.000 --> 0:13:05.320 Come on now, at least he knows he's taking care 0:13:05.360 --> 0:13:07.679 of the you know, they're both doing their jobs. 0:13:08.320 --> 0:13:10.080 It's not a good look. What if it goes wrong, 0:13:10.080 --> 0:13:10.560 it's gonna be. 0:13:10.720 --> 0:13:13.040 I'd rather that than a fucking random ass bitch from 0:13:13.040 --> 0:13:13.400 the street. 0:13:13.720 --> 0:13:16.320 But the trauma might cause the child. She didn't ask 0:13:16.360 --> 0:13:19.440 for that, nobody. Yeah, a kid might be like, please 0:13:20.200 --> 0:13:24.200 move around around my school district. I know I'm for it, 0:13:25.640 --> 0:13:26.480 So you can get the tea. 0:13:29.400 --> 0:13:31.760 Let me tell y'all about the morning I had Kay 0:13:31.840 --> 0:13:33.720 left me with the kids by myself to get him ready. 0:13:33.720 --> 0:13:35.920 Now she normally don't do that. She normally get him 0:13:35.920 --> 0:13:38.680 ready before she leaves. I will never in my life 0:13:38.760 --> 0:13:41.680 ever Asko was taking so long again. It took me 0:13:41.720 --> 0:13:44.000 an hour and a half to get both these kids ready. 0:13:44.280 --> 0:13:47.480 I burned like fifteen hundred castalies. Midway through the change. 0:13:47.920 --> 0:13:48.760 Roro poops. 0:13:49.280 --> 0:13:51.720 So now I gotta bathe them. I take him out 0:13:51.720 --> 0:13:52.920 of his clothes. I put him in the bath. So 0:13:53.040 --> 0:13:55.240 Jackson was already dressed. You know what he did. He 0:13:55.280 --> 0:13:56.800 went and got up dressed because he thought he was 0:13:56.800 --> 0:14:00.840 gonna Now. He undressed, Row Row undressed. We back at 0:14:00.840 --> 0:14:03.400 square one. I finally get them to dressed. I go 0:14:03.480 --> 0:14:04.880 to hit the door. I realize I ain't even got 0:14:04.920 --> 0:14:07.240 no when I got on socks and drugs. Now I'll 0:14:07.280 --> 0:14:09.880 put Robod down. He's screaming at the top of his Goddamn, 0:14:10.440 --> 0:14:14.080 I'm losing my mind. He's screaming at the lunch Jackson 0:14:14.200 --> 0:14:16.520 is no help. He's on his iPad the whole time. 0:14:16.840 --> 0:14:18.600 I finally get them ready to get out the door. 0:14:18.640 --> 0:14:20.160 We get to the car. You know what I forgot? 0:14:20.880 --> 0:14:23.840 The car keys had to go back upstairs. I'm so tired. 0:14:23.840 --> 0:14:25.200 I don't even want I don't even know where I'm at. 0:14:25.320 --> 0:14:26.880 I just want to go. I just won't go home 0:14:26.880 --> 0:14:27.160 taking that. 0:14:29.360 --> 0:14:30.680 Yeah, welcome to parents. 0:14:30.800 --> 0:14:35.160 Yeah, well this is also very highly consider having multiples. 0:14:35.480 --> 0:14:38.040 One kid is a lot when you double it, and 0:14:38.040 --> 0:14:39.320 they have they have four kids. 0:14:39.360 --> 0:14:42.280 Now you said consider that, considerate or don't consider. 0:14:42.120 --> 0:14:44.120 Saying consider it before you have a second, or a 0:14:44.120 --> 0:14:44.960 third or a fourth. 0:14:45.480 --> 0:14:46.760 How a spread them out? 0:14:46.920 --> 0:14:48.960 Like you know? And now I think my daughter's at 0:14:48.960 --> 0:14:51.280 a good age where she could, you know, help Robro 0:14:51.440 --> 0:14:53.600 take the bath. She's gonna get dressed. She might even 0:14:53.640 --> 0:14:55.520 funk around and make breakfast for both of us so 0:14:55.560 --> 0:14:57.160 that I have a moment to go get dressed. That's 0:14:57.200 --> 0:15:00.360 to have children, far apart, I do not add Kate 0:15:00.680 --> 0:15:02.720 for the the what is it? The done and what 0:15:02.760 --> 0:15:05.360 does it call it? The two and two under two? 0:15:05.520 --> 0:15:06.880 Now the done and done? What do they call it? 0:15:07.240 --> 0:15:08.680 They fucking hurry up and have them all at the 0:15:08.720 --> 0:15:10.960 same time. Well, you know what the fuck I'm saying, 0:15:11.000 --> 0:15:13.360 back to back to backs. Don't do back to backs. 0:15:13.400 --> 0:15:15.760 That's that's slavery. Why would you do that? 0:15:15.920 --> 0:15:18.640 I mean, but then we'll be raising kids ten years 0:15:18.640 --> 0:15:20.560 apart for the fucking rest of our days. 0:15:20.720 --> 0:15:22.600 That's fine. At least one, at least, like one of 0:15:22.640 --> 0:15:25.280 them gets proper attention. I feel like we have two kids. 0:15:25.320 --> 0:15:27.680 It's hard to like give them both. I would assume 0:15:28.040 --> 0:15:30.640 the same amount of attention. Like Ari has gotten her 0:15:30.680 --> 0:15:33.720 full fucking dose of me. Okay, so the next one 0:15:34.040 --> 0:15:36.480 can get another version dose of me. Probably have a 0:15:36.560 --> 0:15:39.560 lot calmer one, Probably a lot calmer and nicer. 0:15:40.480 --> 0:15:41.880 I always, you know what I've heard. 0:15:41.920 --> 0:15:44.080 I always I heard that the second child is always 0:15:44.160 --> 0:15:47.040 completely nuts, and it's like the first child is like 0:15:47.080 --> 0:15:48.880 calm and cool because they trick you, so you can 0:15:48.920 --> 0:15:50.360 have another one, and then the next one you're like, why, 0:15:50.480 --> 0:15:51.520 what the fuck do just happened? 0:15:52.160 --> 0:15:53.280 So hopefully, yeah, that. 0:15:53.280 --> 0:15:56.440 Would be interesting because my man is so calm, so 0:15:56.520 --> 0:15:58.680 if he had a wild child, that would be an 0:15:58.720 --> 0:16:01.960 interesting birth. The dynamic. How the fuck did that happen? 0:16:02.080 --> 0:16:03.920 Have you ever asked him how he was as a child. 0:16:04.040 --> 0:16:06.760 Actually, yeah, he was very hyper, he said, which is 0:16:06.760 --> 0:16:09.040 crazy because he's so calm. He wasted all that energy 0:16:09.440 --> 0:16:11.560 and all his parents are just like he was like 0:16:11.720 --> 0:16:14.880