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Speaker 1: Hey, kuti misconnections. That was me staring.

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Speaker 2: There's only two places to find true love in this world.

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Speaker 2: One is in the mandatory CPR class when you feel

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Speaker 2: the practice dummy give you a.

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Speaker 1: Little tongue action, right. I didn't think that was gonna happen.

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Speaker 1: Mouth yeah. The other is on the pages of craigslist

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Speaker 1: dot org.

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Speaker 2: We scour that website every week to find the best

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Speaker 2: misconnections that they have to offer, like this first one

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Speaker 2: titled I'd split my cope with you, ay woman for

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Speaker 2: man forty one doctor's office.

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Speaker 1: There it is.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know that was an option, she says. We

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Speaker 2: met in my therapist waiting room. You looked like you'd

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Speaker 2: been there for a while, with your feet up on

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Speaker 2: the couch under.

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Speaker 1: A blanket and a pillow behind your head. I mean,

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Speaker 1: does he live there? I don't know.

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Speaker 2: That's when you told me you show up early because

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Speaker 2: you have a fear of missing appointments. Gotcha, everybody's got

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Speaker 2: their thing. When you asked why I was in therapy,

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Speaker 2: I hesitated, and I told you to better myself.

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Speaker 1: That's nice, asked you. I mean, if you're sleeping in

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Speaker 1: the lobby of a therapist's office, I think you're gonna

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Speaker 1: ask you.

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Speaker 2: What I didn't say was that my sessions were technically

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Speaker 2: court ordered.

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Speaker 1: Oops. You'll find out why later. And it doesn't matter

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Speaker 1: how you got to therapy, right, is it that? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Give her some credit.

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Speaker 2: At one point, I thought I caught you staring at

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Speaker 2: my low cut top.

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Speaker 1: Did I see that?

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Speaker 2: I specifically like to wear them for doctor Lazard because

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Speaker 2: you know, oh up a doctor. At one point, I

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Speaker 2: heard your stomach grumble. That's why I offered you some

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Speaker 2: of my emotional support granola that I.

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Speaker 1: Keep in my purse on it.

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Speaker 2: You took it, But how is it that when you

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Speaker 2: handed it back to me it doubled in size?

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Speaker 1: Did you add extra granola to it? Maybe he has

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Speaker 1: his own pocket support granola. You may be crazier than me,

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Speaker 1: and I like that we use the word a therapist.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I was finally called in and when my session

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Speaker 2: was over, you had left the waiting room. But now

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Speaker 2: that I think about it, it's possible you were hiding

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Speaker 2: in the children's book nook.

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Speaker 1: Hopefully that's not because of me.

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Speaker 2: If you see this, stop being such a baby and

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Speaker 2: ask doctor Lazard for my number.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: I left him a message that hippo compliance rules don't

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Speaker 2: apply to you.

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Speaker 1: Ye oh that's from fran It sounds like friend, what's

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Speaker 1: his whole chart?

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Speaker 2: This misconnection is titled Bones, Butterflies and You Man for

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Speaker 2: Woman twenty nine Cemetery.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, I was.

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Speaker 2: So the woman in the cemetery that I bumped into

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Speaker 2: while playing Pokemon.

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Speaker 1: Go sorry for disturbing your uncle's wake.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh no. I was trying to be respectful and

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Speaker 2: tiptoe around the minster, but a few people said something

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Speaker 2: and that made me feel crunchy.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's nice to have age distraction during a funeral, right,

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Speaker 1: he says.

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Speaker 2: I legit thought everyone was praying and didn't see me,

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Speaker 2: So I guess.

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Speaker 1: It's my bad. Why aren't your heads bowed? Anyway?

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Speaker 2: I need to come clean and say, yes, I was

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Speaker 2: there for Pokemon, got to catch them all, but my

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Speaker 2: mission changed when I saw you long, dark hair.

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Speaker 1: Black dress, black hat.

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Speaker 2: I kept thinking of ways to bring up conversation, and

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Speaker 2: that's when I asked you how long your cousin's speech.

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Speaker 1: Was gonna takembing on?

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Speaker 2: Don't you think between you and me, she seems like

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Speaker 2: a goal that could sob for hours? Do those tears

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Speaker 2: run in the family JK kind of I hope not.

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Speaker 1: You seem a lot more chill than her. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: and cuter too. You know it's our complimental lady. Yes.

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Speaker 2: When people were making their way out to the parking lot,

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Speaker 2: I took you aside and explained what happened. I felt

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Speaker 2: like you were understanding of the predicament I was in,

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Speaker 2: even considering I was wearing a hul Cogan T shirt

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Speaker 2: and a bright orange bandana with matching wristbands.

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Speaker 1: He's dressed for the Pokemon battle. He's about to partake

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Speaker 1: it in the war.

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Speaker 2: That was a couple of days ago. You have my number,

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Speaker 2: but you're not texting me. If you see this, maybe

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Speaker 2: we could reconnect over lunch at the gravesite. It'll be

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Speaker 2: nice to remember your uncle. Plus, I think there's a

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Speaker 2: charizard there that I missed, Win Win that's signed Evan.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, God, so much romance at funerals.

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Speaker 2: Man, Sometimes love bumps right into you you don't even

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Speaker 2: realize it. This next misconnection is titled signal was strong

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Speaker 2: between us?

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Speaker 1: Maybe too strong? Okay?

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Speaker 2: Woman for Man thirty five cell phone store, you were

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Speaker 2: working the afternoon shift last Tuesday at the T Mobile

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Speaker 2: in the mall. I was looking to add one of

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Speaker 2: my five kids onto my family plan. Okay, and you slim,

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Speaker 2: shady looking mother snatched my eye. You tall magenta T shirt,

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Speaker 2: and if I had to describe your vibe, I would

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Speaker 2: say you have future baby daddy energy.

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Speaker 1: It feels like everybody would that dated her.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't know this about me, but there's nothing

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Speaker 2: sexier than a man who will not avoid paying child support.

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Speaker 1: You look like a good.

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Speaker 2: Dad is an awesome I like how that she is

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Speaker 2: already planning on not being with him.

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Speaker 1: Child support.

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Speaker 2: When you were helping, I was watching you type and

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Speaker 2: that's when I told you you have great forearms for

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Speaker 2: a man that looks like he previously worked at geek Squad.

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Speaker 1: Is pretty sure that made you blush.

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Speaker 2: That whole convo happened a couple of days ago, and

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Speaker 2: I still haven't heard from you, which surprises me since

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Speaker 2: I gave you a pretty easy way to.

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Speaker 1: Find my number.

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Speaker 2: All I did was put my digits into ten different

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Speaker 2: phones around the store.

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Speaker 1: Surprised seriously, though.

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Speaker 2: If I don't hear from you by Monday, I am

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Speaker 2: coming down there as soon as you open Tuesday morning,

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Speaker 2: and I am bringing all of my kids so they

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Speaker 2: can meet their new future step down. She believes kids

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Speaker 2: we could gather around.

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Speaker 1: Time to daddy that signed Prentice. I think they're gonna

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Speaker 1: make it.

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Speaker 2: I think they all are that it was a great

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Speaker 2: edition of Craigslist Misconnections.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna do your phones? Have coming up Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning