WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Lonely Cannoli

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<v Speaker 1>You're in for a treat today. It's a second Date

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<v Speaker 1>Update podcast, and we've got a brand new one for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yere Jeffrey in the morning, and it is wild. There

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<v Speaker 1>are some wild turns that happened in this one because

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<v Speaker 1>this guy said he was just gonna go move his

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<v Speaker 1>car real quick, left the girl's apartment and then somehow

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<v Speaker 1>ended up on a city bus heading in the wrong direction.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh man, dude, not how you want things to go.

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<v Speaker 1>And it only gets worse from there. So before we

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<v Speaker 1>get to the story, let's get to some comments. Alexis,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you seeing that you like? Yeah, Drish Schmidty said,

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<v Speaker 1>I hope you guys read this. I listened to you

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<v Speaker 1>at night and I laughed so hard that I can't

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<v Speaker 1>breathe Sometimes, please sponsor me, Okay, I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>type of sponsorshipping one out of that, but we're usually

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<v Speaker 1>the ones taking money you give it out.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, my cousin just asked me to sponsor his YouTube

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<v Speaker 2>channel too.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, what does that mean?

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<v Speaker 2>You think I'm just gonna give you money? And what

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<v Speaker 2>are you gonna do for me? He goes, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, then I'm not gonna need.

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<v Speaker 1>Some business lashes, want to buy some candy? No candy

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<v Speaker 1>for you today, schmiddy? No, sorry, Welcome to this brand

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<v Speaker 1>new second Date Update.

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<v Speaker 2>Second Date Update. On this show, we talk about us

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<v Speaker 2>being foodies quite a bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we love our food.

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<v Speaker 2>Are eating right now?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, literally, because everyone here is hungry constantly day. But

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<v Speaker 2>if there's two single foodies out there, where's the best

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<v Speaker 2>place for them to meet up, like.

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<v Speaker 1>To meet for the first time, or to go on

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<v Speaker 1>the first date, Like.

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<v Speaker 2>How about at a local food fair? Well, yeah, two

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<v Speaker 2>tongues dancing together over one fried gator kebab.

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<v Speaker 1>Put that in the description and you send them your date. Idea.

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<v Speaker 2>Sounds like love to me, but you're trying to go

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<v Speaker 2>in on this gator stick. I bring up food fares

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<v Speaker 2>because that's where one of our listeners met a fellow

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<v Speaker 2>foodie recently. His name is Paul, So Paul, welcome to

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<v Speaker 2>the show.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, thank you so much for helping me.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, the best part about being someone who loves food

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<v Speaker 1>is it's so easy to have conversation, right, Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>always have something to talk about, good or bad.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, but you don't yes, yeah, absolutely no.

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<v Speaker 4>In fact, I met.

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<v Speaker 3>Taylor at a street fair.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, okay, okay, So her name is Taylor, and how

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<v Speaker 2>did you too, like strike up a conversation? Paint the

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<v Speaker 2>picture for us.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, Well, we were in line for the Korean

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<v Speaker 4>corn dogs and just started chatting.

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<v Speaker 2>The cheesy ones with the corn on the outside of

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<v Speaker 2>it looks like the corn it's cheese.

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<v Speaker 4>It's beyond description, and the taste was insane.

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<v Speaker 1>This is my new summer goal to seek out write

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<v Speaker 1>that down listeners.

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<v Speaker 2>Korean corn dogs are where real love happens. He did, okay, And.

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<v Speaker 1>So you and Taylor in line together? Is that how

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<v Speaker 1>you struck up a conversation?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, because she was behind me, So we just started

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<v Speaker 4>chatting about that and then other things we had had,

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<v Speaker 4>and then we kind of hit.

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<v Speaker 3>It off and then we walked the whole fair.

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<v Speaker 2>What that's awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys are out there by yourselves.

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<v Speaker 4>I was just there for me, but Taylor was there

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<v Speaker 4>with her sister, her sister's kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so it's easy to split off and yeah she

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<v Speaker 1>was thankful. Yeah that's so cute. Yeah, walk in the

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<v Speaker 1>fair together eating your Korean corn dogs. I mean this

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like a great don't do.

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<v Speaker 2>Something a Korean soapball? Yeah, like, what did you guys

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<v Speaker 2>connect over?

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<v Speaker 4>She let me choose the next place, and I happened

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<v Speaker 4>to pick the exact one she wanted to go. And

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<v Speaker 4>we kept doing that back and forth where we were

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<v Speaker 4>almost like completing each other's menus as we walked along.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, no way I was going to I wanted

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<v Speaker 2>to go there.

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<v Speaker 1>How much did you eat? Maybe she's in a food comas,

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<v Speaker 1>that's why she's not calling me back.

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<v Speaker 3>I did have the sweats, but I tried my best

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<v Speaker 3>to cant down.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's the goal is to get the sweats slightly.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, okay, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So was this year date like just hanging out at

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<v Speaker 2>the food fair trying stuff together?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 4>When I did it, I we kind of parted ways,

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<v Speaker 4>but I said that I wanted to bring her food

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<v Speaker 4>from my favorite restaurant.

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<v Speaker 1>Same day. Please tell me a different day after.

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<v Speaker 2>All this food? You know what you want? It's more food, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>same day?

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<v Speaker 3>Please, No, it's not. It was wasted next day.

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<v Speaker 1>That that is a thoughtful thing to Yeah, I think

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<v Speaker 1>anybody who likes to cook or just feed anybody else,

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<v Speaker 1>that's just like such a good gesture and it's his

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<v Speaker 1>love language. Yeah, how did that go.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I mean the food I knew was going to

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<v Speaker 4>be a home run because I had some kind of leaf.

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<v Speaker 1>And you hand delivered them hand delivered.

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<v Speaker 4>It was handmade by an old Italian guy handed in me.

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<v Speaker 6>I handed it to.

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<v Speaker 2>Her like, handed it directly into her mouth. Yes, I

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<v Speaker 2>wish she's like.

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<v Speaker 1>I can taste the Italian. Yeah. Stay, you just dropped

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<v Speaker 1>it off and drove off.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a good question. No.

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<v Speaker 3>I wanted to stay longer.

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<v Speaker 4>But the place where I had parked had like weird signs,

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<v Speaker 4>and I think I was like in a toe zone

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<v Speaker 4>and I really had kind of a short window.

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<v Speaker 1>And there wasn't any way you could just move your cars.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I actually tried to move the car because I told

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<v Speaker 4>her I'd be.

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<v Speaker 2>Back, Oh, just to go move it somewhere else and

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<v Speaker 2>then come back and finish yours.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't you come back?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I got to wait. Wait you got Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I had to deal with all that, and so I

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<v Speaker 4>was just hoping to bounce out, bounce back. But here

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<v Speaker 4>I am, I'm trying.

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<v Speaker 3>To get the car off the wreckord and the guy's

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<v Speaker 3>not even listening to me.

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<v Speaker 1>They'll never take it off. They act like it's some law,

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<v Speaker 1>and I call bs. I'm sorry. I have argued with

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<v Speaker 1>too many tow truck drivers. As soon as the wheels

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<v Speaker 1>are uplifted off the grill, we can't do anything.

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<v Speaker 2>I bet you you gave him like a hundred box.

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<v Speaker 1>I have tried.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh really, they are really stubborn but excellently soft lips. Right,

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<v Speaker 2>so you weren't able to get your car off the toe.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I wasn't too wonderful.

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<v Speaker 1>Then they impounded, Then you have to go to the

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<v Speaker 1>pound place, then you have to have cash. It all sucks.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, no, what did you do about Taylor?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, I'm done with the car.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm texting her telling you that I'm going to

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<v Speaker 3>come back.

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<v Speaker 4>And then now the next thing you know, I'm on

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<v Speaker 4>a bust.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait to go get your car. Did you not tell

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<v Speaker 1>her that your car got towed?

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<v Speaker 3>No? I thought I could just get the car and

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<v Speaker 3>come back like nothing had happened.

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<v Speaker 1>But rookie mistake. That's just like Murphy's law.

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<v Speaker 4>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh man? So wait, did you ever make it back

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<v Speaker 1>there at all?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't.

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<v Speaker 4>I just told her that I'd hit her up.

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<v Speaker 1>No wonder she.

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<v Speaker 2>Feels like you like ditched her in the middle.

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<v Speaker 5>Of the day.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you ever explain.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I told her I'd explain it on our next day,

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<v Speaker 4>but it didn't sound like she was interested.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I totally get your circumstances and why you

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't want to say anything, but to her, it's probably

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<v Speaker 1>a red flag that you're that unreliable.

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<v Speaker 2>It's also a sign you shouldn't park in that area

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<v Speaker 2>flag it's blocked off. So how long has it been

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<v Speaker 2>since your mishap with Taylor and the Canoli's.

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<v Speaker 3>It's been like a week.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, we had to get you a second date

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<v Speaker 1>so that that six hundred dollars or whatever it was

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<v Speaker 1>to get your actually worth the HU.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, did she eat the Canolis? How good were they?

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<v Speaker 1>This is the best restaurant you've ever been to, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>I really like how Brooke is super focused on the money.

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<v Speaker 2>Jose's really focused on the food. Alexis I'm not sure

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<v Speaker 2>if she's paying attention. TikTok on something. We're going to

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<v Speaker 2>do something. We're gonna get some answers for everybody when

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<v Speaker 2>we come back and do your second date update right

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<v Speaker 2>after this hold on Second Date update. One of the

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<v Speaker 2>most tragic stories we have ever heard on this segment

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<v Speaker 2>about a lonely canoli yes, sitting on a plate, crying yea,

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<v Speaker 2>waiting for a warm mouth to bite into it, swallow it,

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<v Speaker 2>and help fulfill its culinary destiny. The children's movie we

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<v Speaker 2>had an animated canoli.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't think she just ate two.

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<v Speaker 2>It's possible, I wouldn't. We don't know because our listener

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<v Speaker 2>Paul never returned to eat his canoli and finish his

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<v Speaker 2>date with Taylor because his car got towed, and we

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<v Speaker 2>all feel bad for Paul, but that canoli. Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>It is so crazy to sit down at a person's

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<v Speaker 1>house to share a meal with them, go to move

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<v Speaker 1>your car, and then never return.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and keep telling him I'll be back, I'll be

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<v Speaker 2>back yeah a second. Yeah, never show. But at least,

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<v Speaker 2>like they said, he was texting or trying to keep

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<v Speaker 2>her informed on what was going on vaguely, he's.

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<v Speaker 1>Gonna tell her the whole story on their next date.

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<v Speaker 1>That just never happened.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, So we're going to try to make that happen

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<v Speaker 2>for him, hopefully get redemption for Paul, but more importantly

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<v Speaker 2>for that canoli. Yeah, Paul, you ready for this?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm absolutely ready?

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody, Hashbag Team cannoli. If you're posting on social.

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<v Speaker 1>Have me, she cried into those canolis.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's only one way to find out is by

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<v Speaker 2>dialing her number right now. We'll see if she picks up.

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<v Speaker 2>Here we go, Hello, Hey, we're looking to talk to Taylor.

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<v Speaker 5>Does is she may?

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<v Speaker 3>Ask?

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<v Speaker 5>Is calling you May?

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<v Speaker 2>You're We're a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in

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<v Speaker 2>the Morning. Hi Taylor, Hi, Yeah, we're all wanting to

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<v Speaker 2>talk to you about actually a date that you went

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<v Speaker 2>on recently with one of our listeners, a guy named Paul.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh wait, okay, I think I know what this is.

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<v Speaker 5>I think seeing you guys on social media.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's awesome. Hey thanks, did you like to follow.

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<v Speaker 4>Smash that subscribe?

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<v Speaker 1>But that's why she just did it now uninstalled TikTok

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<v Speaker 1>foreveryth listening to it.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, this is a second date update. And we

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<v Speaker 2>know that you and Paul met at a food fair

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<v Speaker 2>recently and you had a brief hangout with him the

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<v Speaker 2>week after that didn't go quite according to play.

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<v Speaker 1>It was the next night.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, it was weird. It was gross gross?

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<v Speaker 2>Was the food the food just the situation.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we make sense why you'd be upset for sure.

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<v Speaker 2>Because we're aware that things were left on kind of

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<v Speaker 2>a weird note because he said he was leaving to

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<v Speaker 2>go move his car. He was supposed to be real

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<v Speaker 2>quick and he came back, but he never he never did.

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<v Speaker 5>He told me that he had to grab something out

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<v Speaker 5>of his car.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well, the truth is he had to move it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and he didn't do a very good job of explaining

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<v Speaker 1>what happened next.

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<v Speaker 5>No, he didn't because he never told me that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, well I.

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<v Speaker 1>Think he was hoping to explain in person. It was

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<v Speaker 1>pretty embarrassed.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so there's a lot of sorry, go ahead.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know. I appreciated him bringing meat dinner, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>he was definitely in a different state of mind. Like,

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<v Speaker 5>the whole situation was pretty weird.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean, the whole situation of him leaving

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<v Speaker 1>was pretty weird? Was there something weird before?

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, he was definitely different than he was the

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<v Speaker 5>day before. Like he sat down, he was checking his phone.

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<v Speaker 5>He seemed like rushed, nervous.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe a little hungry, wanting. I was really looking forward

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<v Speaker 2>to sharing it with you. He made that very clear

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<v Speaker 2>to us. Do you think maybe nerves played into it

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<v Speaker 2>at all.

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<v Speaker 5>So I think I know what the real story is,

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<v Speaker 5>and that's why I'm actually not responding to him.

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<v Speaker 2>Real story.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what do you think the real story is?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I mean I was cleaning up after he left,

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<v Speaker 5>and I found the receipt still in the bag that

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<v Speaker 5>he brought, and it was a name and address. It's

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<v Speaker 5>like a completely different street, like a delivery going somewhere.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, did he accidentally takes someone to go?

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<v Speaker 2>Like I've almost the canoli order wasn't for him? Maybe not?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I mean I don't know. He must have stole

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<v Speaker 5>the meal from like an Uber eats driver.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, stop stop, that is such an accusation.

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<v Speaker 2>Serious.

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<v Speaker 5>You explained the receipt with all the different information and

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<v Speaker 5>then he's like, I'll be back in ten minutes, I'll

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<v Speaker 5>be back in twenty.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Well we should find out right now, because Paul,

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<v Speaker 2>are you there?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm here, Taylor.

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<v Speaker 2>He's actually been on the other line listening, wanting to

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<v Speaker 2>talk to you.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh god, Paul, Taylor, Taylor, I promise you I did

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<v Speaker 4>not steal that from an Uber Eats driver.

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<v Speaker 2>Where'd the receipt come from?

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<v Speaker 1>Then there's probably a mix up.

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<v Speaker 3>I am an Uber eats driver?

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<v Speaker 4>What who?

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<v Speaker 3>What?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait?

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<v Speaker 2>Still doesn't explain it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't get it.

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<v Speaker 5>You tell me that I just didn't.

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<v Speaker 4>It was going to come up eventually, but I just

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<v Speaker 4>didn't really know how to say it, and I was

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<v Speaker 4>just more interested in the food and your reaction action

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<v Speaker 4>to the food.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, but why was the receipt to somebody else?

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<v Speaker 4>Paul?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you not order the food? Doesn't matter if you're

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<v Speaker 1>an Uber eats driver or not.

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<v Speaker 4>The order was was for somebody else and they had canceled,

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<v Speaker 4>and so I had the food, and so I did

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<v Speaker 4>they really canceled?

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<v Speaker 2>Then cancels?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 5>One I ate someone else's Canoi?

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<v Speaker 1>You would cancel if your uber's taking a long time

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<v Speaker 1>because he stopped at someone's house. Yeah, it's wait. So wait,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought your car got towed. I thought that was

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<v Speaker 1>the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 5>Are your car got food?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 3>Look, I wait, I didn't for the show.

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<v Speaker 4>I just thought it would sound better if my car

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<v Speaker 4>got towed way.

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<v Speaker 1>Because you had to finish a shift. It's on your

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<v Speaker 1>own time, though. Yeah, but if you have food in

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<v Speaker 1>the car that you have to drop off at somebody's house, alexis.

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<v Speaker 2>He stole the food dropping off at her house and

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<v Speaker 2>he's like in the car, Oh, you had to finish

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<v Speaker 2>another order.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't think it was going to be that busy

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<v Speaker 4>that night, but my phone just came blowing up, and

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<v Speaker 4>I just kept getting delivery after deli.

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<v Speaker 5>On so many different levels.

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<v Speaker 3>But because look, I'm not on apps, and and I

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<v Speaker 3>don't really date a whole lot, and I don't really

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<v Speaker 3>meet people that really set me off, like the way

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<v Speaker 3>you did when we met at the food fair, I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, got another world. And so just to have

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<v Speaker 3>an opportunity, even if it was just short, to spend

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<v Speaker 3>any time with you, for me was worth anything, including

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<v Speaker 3>just a small lie.

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<v Speaker 5>That sounds really sweet. So like, I can't see someone

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<v Speaker 5>who has lied to me so many times, like upon meeting.

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<v Speaker 2>Taylor, are you forgetting the gift of the delicious Taylor?

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<v Speaker 3>You have to admit that cannoli was amazing?

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<v Speaker 5>Can you deny that it was amazing? But the rest

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<v Speaker 5>of it is just too weird for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Paul needs to apologize. He lied from the moment the

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<v Speaker 1>food got there. He lied to us, He lied to

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<v Speaker 1>her about why he left.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, well, I support him lying to us, But the

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<v Speaker 2>other stuff, that's okay.

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<v Speaker 6>I just if I could just apologize and I'm sorry

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<v Speaker 6>for putting anyone through this, but I really just want

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<v Speaker 6>a second chance, And if I could take you out

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<v Speaker 6>and really really show you who I am, I really

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<v Speaker 6>believe this can be a thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you hear that? Taylor? He's inviting you onto his

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<v Speaker 2>next uber each shift.

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<v Speaker 1>Which is actually super helpful because if one person runs

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<v Speaker 1>the orders out and the other stays in the car,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't have to find parking nice.

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<v Speaker 2>You want to eat together.

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<v Speaker 5>To that does not sound very enticing to me.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm going to ask an unpopular question here, Taylor.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have a problem dating an uber eats driver?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh no, of course not. But an Uber eats driver

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<v Speaker 5>who has lied to me and been very like mysterious

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<v Speaker 5>fishy streams like.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, look, that's fine. I'm gonna be one hundred percent

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<v Speaker 4>honest with you. I stole someone's food and.

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<v Speaker 3>I gave it to you, and you you're as well.

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<v Speaker 2>That has to be refreshing to get that kind of honesty, Taylor.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow, that is refreshing. Oh goody, I'm gonna I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 5>have to go.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, before you go, I just need to ask you

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<v Speaker 2>if you'd like to meet up with Paul one more time,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe on that Uber eats route. I'm assuming it's a

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<v Speaker 2>yes no, Jeff.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know how else to say it, but that's

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<v Speaker 5>a giant no.

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<v Speaker 1>Did the little Italian place get a new customer?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm never eating a cannoli ever again.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't spell no without cannoli. There we go. Yeah

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<v Speaker 2>you can wait. You can't spell canoli without no.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you can spell candles. I'm gonna start spelling no as.

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<v Speaker 2>Darn it. Well, sorry, Paul.

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<v Speaker 1>Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Is honesty always the best policy?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I just like honestly, any honesty would

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<v Speaker 1>be a good policy, just even announce of it, Jeff.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Paul was honest at the end there and admitted

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<v Speaker 2>that he stole the canoli from somebody else. And even

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<v Speaker 2>that wasn't enough to win her get credit for.

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<v Speaker 1>Being honest after you lied and then got caught fifteen minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>That is true. He did lie to us multiple times

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<v Speaker 2>before that, and you should know we don't like to

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<v Speaker 2>be lied to. We like to be lied on. Right, broke, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>the mess up.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually still really liked Paul. I hope Paul thinks

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<v Speaker 1>I know his line issue because I think that he

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<v Speaker 1>sounded like a good guy.

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<v Speaker 2>You're just sweet talking him for free.

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<v Speaker 1>Conole and I don't not a bad play on jeff If.

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<v Speaker 2>You want free stuff, we do this show for free. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you're welcome. You check it out wherever you get your

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<v Speaker 2>podcasts at Brook and Jeffrey. And if you want our assistance,

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<v Speaker 2>email the show. We can call that person who's not

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<v Speaker 2>calling you back

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<v Speaker 4>Brooking Jeffrey in the morning or