Speaker 1: You're in for a treat today. It's a second Date
Speaker 1: Update podcast, and we've got a brand new one for you.
Speaker 1: Yere Jeffrey in the morning, and it is wild. There
Speaker 1: are some wild turns that happened in this one because
Speaker 1: this guy said he was just gonna go move his
Speaker 1: car real quick, left the girl's apartment and then somehow
Speaker 1: ended up on a city bus heading in the wrong direction.
Speaker 1: Oh man, dude, not how you want things to go.
Speaker 1: And it only gets worse from there. So before we
Speaker 1: get to the story, let's get to some comments. Alexis,
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Speaker 1: I hope you guys read this. I listened to you
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Speaker 1: type of sponsorshipping one out of that, but we're usually
Speaker 1: the ones taking money you give it out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my cousin just asked me to sponsor his YouTube
Speaker 2: channel too.
Speaker 1: Really, what does that mean?
Speaker 2: You think I'm just gonna give you money? And what
Speaker 2: are you gonna do for me? He goes, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Well, then I'm not gonna need.
Speaker 1: Some business lashes, want to buy some candy? No candy
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Speaker 1: new second Date Update.
Speaker 2: Second Date Update. On this show, we talk about us
Speaker 2: being foodies quite a bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we love our food.
Speaker 2: Are eating right now?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, literally, because everyone here is hungry constantly day. But
Speaker 2: if there's two single foodies out there, where's the best
Speaker 2: place for them to meet up, like.
Speaker 1: To meet for the first time, or to go on
Speaker 1: the first date, Like.
Speaker 2: How about at a local food fair? Well, yeah, two
Speaker 2: tongues dancing together over one fried gator kebab.
Speaker 1: Put that in the description and you send them your date. Idea.
Speaker 2: Sounds like love to me, but you're trying to go
Speaker 2: in on this gator stick. I bring up food fares
Speaker 2: because that's where one of our listeners met a fellow
Speaker 2: foodie recently. His name is Paul, So Paul, welcome to
Speaker 2: the show.
Speaker 3: Hey, thank you so much for helping me.
Speaker 1: Okay, the best part about being someone who loves food
Speaker 1: is it's so easy to have conversation, right, Yeah, you
Speaker 1: always have something to talk about, good or bad.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but you don't yes, yeah, absolutely no.
Speaker 4: In fact, I met.
Speaker 3: Taylor at a street fair.
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, okay, So her name is Taylor, and how
Speaker 2: did you too, like strike up a conversation? Paint the
Speaker 2: picture for us.
Speaker 4: All right, Well, we were in line for the Korean
Speaker 4: corn dogs and just started chatting.
Speaker 2: The cheesy ones with the corn on the outside of
Speaker 2: it looks like the corn it's cheese.
Speaker 4: It's beyond description, and the taste was insane.
Speaker 1: This is my new summer goal to seek out write
Speaker 1: that down listeners.
Speaker 2: Korean corn dogs are where real love happens. He did, okay, And.
Speaker 1: So you and Taylor in line together? Is that how
Speaker 1: you struck up a conversation?
Speaker 4: Yeah, because she was behind me, So we just started
Speaker 4: chatting about that and then other things we had had,
Speaker 4: and then we kind of hit.
Speaker 3: It off and then we walked the whole fair.
Speaker 2: What that's awesome.
Speaker 1: You guys are out there by yourselves.
Speaker 4: I was just there for me, but Taylor was there
Speaker 4: with her sister, her sister's kids.
Speaker 1: Oh so it's easy to split off and yeah she
Speaker 1: was thankful. Yeah that's so cute. Yeah, walk in the
Speaker 1: fair together eating your Korean corn dogs. I mean this
Speaker 1: sounds like a great don't do.
Speaker 2: Something a Korean soapball? Yeah, like, what did you guys
Speaker 2: connect over?
Speaker 4: She let me choose the next place, and I happened
Speaker 4: to pick the exact one she wanted to go. And
Speaker 4: we kept doing that back and forth where we were
Speaker 4: almost like completing each other's menus as we walked along.
Speaker 2: It's like, no way I was going to I wanted
Speaker 2: to go there.
Speaker 1: How much did you eat? Maybe she's in a food comas,
Speaker 1: that's why she's not calling me back.
Speaker 3: I did have the sweats, but I tried my best
Speaker 3: to cant down.
Speaker 2: But that's the goal is to get the sweats slightly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 2: So was this year date like just hanging out at
Speaker 2: the food fair trying stuff together?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: When I did it, I we kind of parted ways,
Speaker 4: but I said that I wanted to bring her food
Speaker 4: from my favorite restaurant.
Speaker 1: Same day. Please tell me a different day after.
Speaker 2: All this food? You know what you want? It's more food, yes,
Speaker 2: same day?
Speaker 3: Please, No, it's not. It was wasted next day.
Speaker 1: That that is a thoughtful thing to Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: anybody who likes to cook or just feed anybody else,
Speaker 1: that's just like such a good gesture and it's his
Speaker 1: love language. Yeah, how did that go.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean the food I knew was going to
Speaker 4: be a home run because I had some kind of leaf.
Speaker 1: And you hand delivered them hand delivered.
Speaker 4: It was handmade by an old Italian guy handed in me.
Speaker 6: I handed it to.
Speaker 2: Her like, handed it directly into her mouth. Yes, I
Speaker 2: wish she's like.
Speaker 1: I can taste the Italian. Yeah. Stay, you just dropped
Speaker 1: it off and drove off.
Speaker 2: That's a good question. No.
Speaker 3: I wanted to stay longer.
Speaker 4: But the place where I had parked had like weird signs,
Speaker 4: and I think I was like in a toe zone
Speaker 4: and I really had kind of a short window.
Speaker 1: And there wasn't any way you could just move your cars.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I actually tried to move the car because I told
Speaker 4: her I'd be.
Speaker 2: Back, Oh, just to go move it somewhere else and
Speaker 2: then come back and finish yours.
Speaker 1: Didn't you come back?
Speaker 2: No, I got to wait. Wait you got Yeah.
Speaker 4: I had to deal with all that, and so I
Speaker 4: was just hoping to bounce out, bounce back. But here
Speaker 4: I am, I'm trying.
Speaker 3: To get the car off the wreckord and the guy's
Speaker 3: not even listening to me.
Speaker 1: They'll never take it off. They act like it's some law,
Speaker 1: and I call bs. I'm sorry. I have argued with
Speaker 1: too many tow truck drivers. As soon as the wheels
Speaker 1: are uplifted off the grill, we can't do anything.
Speaker 2: I bet you you gave him like a hundred box.
Speaker 1: I have tried.
Speaker 2: Oh really, they are really stubborn but excellently soft lips. Right,
Speaker 2: so you weren't able to get your car off the toe.
Speaker 4: No, I wasn't too wonderful.
Speaker 1: Then they impounded, Then you have to go to the
Speaker 1: pound place, then you have to have cash. It all sucks.
Speaker 2: Well, no, what did you do about Taylor?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm done with the car.
Speaker 3: So I'm texting her telling you that I'm going to
Speaker 3: come back.
Speaker 4: And then now the next thing you know, I'm on
Speaker 4: a bust.
Speaker 1: Wait to go get your car. Did you not tell
Speaker 1: her that your car got towed?
Speaker 3: No? I thought I could just get the car and
Speaker 3: come back like nothing had happened.
Speaker 1: But rookie mistake. That's just like Murphy's law.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 1: Oh man? So wait, did you ever make it back
Speaker 1: there at all?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 5: I didn't.
Speaker 4: I just told her that I'd hit her up.
Speaker 1: No wonder she.
Speaker 2: Feels like you like ditched her in the middle.
Speaker 5: Of the day.
Speaker 1: Did you ever explain.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I told her I'd explain it on our next day,
Speaker 4: but it didn't sound like she was interested.
Speaker 1: I mean, I totally get your circumstances and why you
Speaker 1: wouldn't want to say anything, but to her, it's probably
Speaker 1: a red flag that you're that unreliable.
Speaker 2: It's also a sign you shouldn't park in that area
Speaker 2: flag it's blocked off. So how long has it been
Speaker 2: since your mishap with Taylor and the Canoli's.
Speaker 3: It's been like a week.
Speaker 1: Oh no, we had to get you a second date
Speaker 1: so that that six hundred dollars or whatever it was
Speaker 1: to get your actually worth the HU.
Speaker 2: Also, did she eat the Canolis? How good were they?
Speaker 1: This is the best restaurant you've ever been to, you know.
Speaker 2: I really like how Brooke is super focused on the money.
Speaker 2: Jose's really focused on the food. Alexis I'm not sure
Speaker 2: if she's paying attention. TikTok on something. We're going to
Speaker 2: do something. We're gonna get some answers for everybody when
Speaker 2: we come back and do your second date update right
Speaker 2: after this hold on Second Date update. One of the
Speaker 2: most tragic stories we have ever heard on this segment
Speaker 2: about a lonely canoli yes, sitting on a plate, crying yea,
Speaker 2: waiting for a warm mouth to bite into it, swallow it,
Speaker 2: and help fulfill its culinary destiny. The children's movie we
Speaker 2: had an animated canoli.
Speaker 1: We don't think she just ate two.
Speaker 2: It's possible, I wouldn't. We don't know because our listener
Speaker 2: Paul never returned to eat his canoli and finish his
Speaker 2: date with Taylor because his car got towed, and we
Speaker 2: all feel bad for Paul, but that canoli. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: It is so crazy to sit down at a person's
Speaker 1: house to share a meal with them, go to move
Speaker 1: your car, and then never return.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and keep telling him I'll be back, I'll be
Speaker 2: back yeah a second. Yeah, never show. But at least,
Speaker 2: like they said, he was texting or trying to keep
Speaker 2: her informed on what was going on vaguely, he's.
Speaker 1: Gonna tell her the whole story on their next date.
Speaker 1: That just never happened.
Speaker 2: Yes, So we're going to try to make that happen
Speaker 2: for him, hopefully get redemption for Paul, but more importantly
Speaker 2: for that canoli. Yeah, Paul, you ready for this?
Speaker 3: I'm absolutely ready?
Speaker 2: Everybody, Hashbag Team cannoli. If you're posting on social.
Speaker 1: Have me, she cried into those canolis.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's only one way to find out is by
Speaker 2: dialing her number right now. We'll see if she picks up.
Speaker 2: Here we go, Hello, Hey, we're looking to talk to Taylor.
Speaker 5: Does is she may?
Speaker 3: Ask?
Speaker 5: Is calling you May?
Speaker 2: You're We're a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 2: the Morning. Hi Taylor, Hi, Yeah, we're all wanting to
Speaker 2: talk to you about actually a date that you went
Speaker 2: on recently with one of our listeners, a guy named Paul.
Speaker 5: Oh wait, okay, I think I know what this is.
Speaker 5: I think seeing you guys on social media.
Speaker 1: Oh that's awesome. Hey thanks, did you like to follow.
Speaker 4: Smash that subscribe?
Speaker 1: But that's why she just did it now uninstalled TikTok
Speaker 1: foreveryth listening to it.
Speaker 2: But yeah, this is a second date update. And we
Speaker 2: know that you and Paul met at a food fair
Speaker 2: recently and you had a brief hangout with him the
Speaker 2: week after that didn't go quite according to play.
Speaker 1: It was the next night.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it was weird. It was gross gross?
Speaker 2: Was the food the food just the situation.
Speaker 1: Well, we make sense why you'd be upset for sure.
Speaker 2: Because we're aware that things were left on kind of
Speaker 2: a weird note because he said he was leaving to
Speaker 2: go move his car. He was supposed to be real
Speaker 2: quick and he came back, but he never he never did.
Speaker 5: He told me that he had to grab something out
Speaker 5: of his car.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, the truth is he had to move it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and he didn't do a very good job of explaining
Speaker 1: what happened next.
Speaker 5: No, he didn't because he never told me that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, well I.
Speaker 1: Think he was hoping to explain in person. It was
Speaker 1: pretty embarrassed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so there's a lot of sorry, go ahead.
Speaker 5: I don't know. I appreciated him bringing meat dinner, but yeah,
Speaker 5: he was definitely in a different state of mind. Like,
Speaker 5: the whole situation was pretty weird.
Speaker 1: What do you mean, the whole situation of him leaving
Speaker 1: was pretty weird? Was there something weird before?
Speaker 5: I mean, he was definitely different than he was the
Speaker 5: day before. Like he sat down, he was checking his phone.
Speaker 5: He seemed like rushed, nervous.
Speaker 2: Maybe a little hungry, wanting. I was really looking forward
Speaker 2: to sharing it with you. He made that very clear
Speaker 2: to us. Do you think maybe nerves played into it
Speaker 2: at all.
Speaker 5: So I think I know what the real story is,
Speaker 5: and that's why I'm actually not responding to him.
Speaker 2: Real story.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you think the real story is?
Speaker 5: Well, I mean I was cleaning up after he left,
Speaker 5: and I found the receipt still in the bag that
Speaker 5: he brought, and it was a name and address. It's
Speaker 5: like a completely different street, like a delivery going somewhere.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, did he accidentally takes someone to go?
Speaker 2: Like I've almost the canoli order wasn't for him? Maybe not?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I don't know. He must have stole
Speaker 5: the meal from like an Uber eats driver.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, stop stop, that is such an accusation.
Speaker 2: Serious.
Speaker 5: You explained the receipt with all the different information and
Speaker 5: then he's like, I'll be back in ten minutes, I'll
Speaker 5: be back in twenty.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well we should find out right now, because Paul,
Speaker 2: are you there?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm here, Taylor.
Speaker 2: He's actually been on the other line listening, wanting to
Speaker 2: talk to you.
Speaker 4: Oh god, Paul, Taylor, Taylor, I promise you I did
Speaker 4: not steal that from an Uber Eats driver.
Speaker 2: Where'd the receipt come from?
Speaker 1: Then there's probably a mix up.
Speaker 3: I am an Uber eats driver?
Speaker 4: What who?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 2: Still doesn't explain it.
Speaker 1: I don't get it.
Speaker 5: You tell me that I just didn't.
Speaker 4: It was going to come up eventually, but I just
Speaker 4: didn't really know how to say it, and I was
Speaker 4: just more interested in the food and your reaction action
Speaker 4: to the food.
Speaker 1: Wait, but why was the receipt to somebody else?
Speaker 4: Paul?
Speaker 1: Did you not order the food? Doesn't matter if you're
Speaker 1: an Uber eats driver or not.
Speaker 4: The order was was for somebody else and they had canceled,
Speaker 4: and so I had the food, and so I did
Speaker 4: they really canceled?
Speaker 2: Then cancels?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: One I ate someone else's Canoi?
Speaker 1: You would cancel if your uber's taking a long time
Speaker 1: because he stopped at someone's house. Yeah, it's wait. So wait,
Speaker 1: I thought your car got towed. I thought that was
Speaker 1: the whole thing.
Speaker 5: Are your car got food?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: Look, I wait, I didn't for the show.
Speaker 4: I just thought it would sound better if my car
Speaker 4: got towed way.
Speaker 1: Because you had to finish a shift. It's on your
Speaker 1: own time, though. Yeah, but if you have food in
Speaker 1: the car that you have to drop off at somebody's house, alexis.
Speaker 2: He stole the food dropping off at her house and
Speaker 2: he's like in the car, Oh, you had to finish
Speaker 2: another order.
Speaker 4: I didn't think it was going to be that busy
Speaker 4: that night, but my phone just came blowing up, and
Speaker 4: I just kept getting delivery after deli.
Speaker 5: On so many different levels.
Speaker 3: But because look, I'm not on apps, and and I
Speaker 3: don't really date a whole lot, and I don't really
Speaker 3: meet people that really set me off, like the way
Speaker 3: you did when we met at the food fair, I
Speaker 3: was like, got another world. And so just to have
Speaker 3: an opportunity, even if it was just short, to spend
Speaker 3: any time with you, for me was worth anything, including
Speaker 3: just a small lie.
Speaker 5: That sounds really sweet. So like, I can't see someone
Speaker 5: who has lied to me so many times, like upon meeting.
Speaker 2: Taylor, are you forgetting the gift of the delicious Taylor?
Speaker 3: You have to admit that cannoli was amazing?
Speaker 5: Can you deny that it was amazing? But the rest
Speaker 5: of it is just too weird for me.
Speaker 1: Paul needs to apologize. He lied from the moment the
Speaker 1: food got there. He lied to us, He lied to
Speaker 1: her about why he left.
Speaker 2: Like, well, I support him lying to us, But the
Speaker 2: other stuff, that's okay.
Speaker 6: I just if I could just apologize and I'm sorry
Speaker 6: for putting anyone through this, but I really just want
Speaker 6: a second chance, And if I could take you out
Speaker 6: and really really show you who I am, I really
Speaker 6: believe this can be a thing.
Speaker 2: Do you hear that? Taylor? He's inviting you onto his
Speaker 2: next uber each shift.
Speaker 1: Which is actually super helpful because if one person runs
Speaker 1: the orders out and the other stays in the car,
Speaker 1: you don't have to find parking nice.
Speaker 2: You want to eat together.
Speaker 5: To that does not sound very enticing to me.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm going to ask an unpopular question here, Taylor.
Speaker 2: Do you have a problem dating an uber eats driver?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 5: Oh no, of course not. But an Uber eats driver
Speaker 5: who has lied to me and been very like mysterious
Speaker 5: fishy streams like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, look, that's fine. I'm gonna be one hundred percent
Speaker 4: honest with you. I stole someone's food and.
Speaker 3: I gave it to you, and you you're as well.
Speaker 2: That has to be refreshing to get that kind of honesty, Taylor.
Speaker 5: Wow, that is refreshing. Oh goody, I'm gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 5: have to go.
Speaker 2: Well, before you go, I just need to ask you
Speaker 2: if you'd like to meet up with Paul one more time,
Speaker 2: maybe on that Uber eats route. I'm assuming it's a
Speaker 2: yes no, Jeff.
Speaker 5: I don't know how else to say it, but that's
Speaker 5: a giant no.
Speaker 1: Did the little Italian place get a new customer?
Speaker 5: I'm never eating a cannoli ever again.
Speaker 2: You can't spell no without cannoli. There we go. Yeah
Speaker 2: you can wait. You can't spell canoli without no.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can spell candles. I'm gonna start spelling no as.
Speaker 2: Darn it. Well, sorry, Paul.
Speaker 1: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Is honesty always the best policy?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I just like honestly, any honesty would
Speaker 1: be a good policy, just even announce of it, Jeff.
Speaker 2: Well, Paul was honest at the end there and admitted
Speaker 2: that he stole the canoli from somebody else. And even
Speaker 2: that wasn't enough to win her get credit for.
Speaker 1: Being honest after you lied and then got caught fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2: That is true. He did lie to us multiple times
Speaker 2: before that, and you should know we don't like to
Speaker 2: be lied to. We like to be lied on. Right, broke, Okay,
Speaker 2: the mess up.
Speaker 1: I actually still really liked Paul. I hope Paul thinks
Speaker 1: I know his line issue because I think that he
Speaker 1: sounded like a good guy.
Speaker 2: You're just sweet talking him for free.
Speaker 1: Conole and I don't not a bad play on jeff If.
Speaker 2: You want free stuff, we do this show for free. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're welcome. You check it out wherever you get your
Speaker 2: podcasts at Brook and Jeffrey. And if you want our assistance,
Speaker 2: email the show. We can call that person who's not
Speaker 2: calling you back
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