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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from Workaholics.

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Speaker 1: It's Eric Griffin April seventeenth through the nineteenth. Tickets are

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Speaker 1: available at Parlor Live dot com and you can call

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Speaker 1: four two five two eight nine seven thousand twenty. Hello. Hello,

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Speaker 1: is this Danielle? Oh? Yeah, Danielle? How are you? This

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Speaker 1: is Seth McElroy from Airport Parking. I'm one of the

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Speaker 1: attendants here. How are you doing today? Um? I'm fine,

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Speaker 1: that's what's going on. I'm calling you because my boss

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Speaker 1: instructed me too. Is my car? Okay? What's happening? Your

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Speaker 1: car is fine? Not a scratch on it? Wait, what

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Speaker 1: do you mean I mean scratch on it? I mean

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Speaker 1: your car's fine. You've had it in our lot for

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Speaker 1: about a week now, right since you're yeah, but what

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Speaker 1: do you wait? What do you mean there's a scratch

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Speaker 1: on it from another car in the parking lore? No,

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Speaker 1: no, no no, I said, there's not a scratch on it. Oh,

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Speaker 1: there's not a not a scratch. Yeah, okay. I did

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Speaker 1: have sex in the back seat, though, What are you

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Speaker 1: talking about? That's why I'm calling you. My boss told

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Speaker 1: me I had to call and come clean and let

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Speaker 1: you know what I did in the backseat of your car.

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Speaker 1: What are you saying? I'm saying that my girlfriend and

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Speaker 1: I I'm saying that my girlfriend and I used your

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Speaker 1: back seat. Who whoa, whoa Wait laate a second, are

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Speaker 1: you kidding me? No, I'm not, and I'm very sorry.

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Speaker 1: You're sorry. What are you talking about? You know of

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Speaker 1: dust in my car? It wasn't there when I dropped

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Speaker 1: it off. I'm going to make your life a living hell.

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Speaker 1: Do you think you should feel a little sorry for me?

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Speaker 1: Just a little bit sorry for you? Yeah? Sorry for you?

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Speaker 1: How the only reason that I've been in the back

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Speaker 1: seat of your car is that I got kicked out

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Speaker 1: of my apartment for not paying rent. I'm your quiet, Yeah, Mom,

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Speaker 1: call you a therapist. I am not the person who

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Speaker 1: should be feeling sorry for you. I should be feeling

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Speaker 1: sorry for me. Oh my god, I cannot wait to

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Speaker 1: talk to your manager. I got kicked out of my

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Speaker 1: place for not paying rent. Oh, I'm real sorry about that.

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Speaker 1: What does that have to do with you having sex

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Speaker 1: in my car? I've been sleeping there. You've been sleeping

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Speaker 1: in my car? Yes, since you dropped your car off

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Speaker 1: this week. I looked at the back seat, and it

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Speaker 1: was really roomy, and I didn't have any place to stay,

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Speaker 1: so I decided to stay in your car. Oh, oh

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Speaker 1: my gosh, this is really happening. Yeah, so i'd appreciate

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Speaker 1: a little respect, please you for you to live in

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Speaker 1: my car. It's a thing I've ever heard of. I

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Speaker 1: can't get it. I get it. I'll move out of

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Speaker 1: your car. Jeez, I causing, even under the face. You

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Speaker 1: should never talk about an overreaction when you've been living

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Speaker 1: in my car. I'm fine, I'll just get my things

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Speaker 1: out of your car. And yes, just a hot plate

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Speaker 1: and a couple of pots of pants and toiletrees. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean we got to get ready somewhere. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: you are so fired. You know, my toothpaste and toothbrush

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Speaker 1: and then a washcloth which on the shower, you know,

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Speaker 1: the typical things someone else's car. Well, if you're living there,

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Speaker 1: everything out of my car right now. It's my home.

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Speaker 1: Your car is my home. When are you gonna realize that?

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Speaker 1: You need to realize that you have to get on

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Speaker 1: You need to realize that this is a prank phone call?

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Speaker 1: What this is actually Jewil from Brook and Jewil in

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Speaker 1: the morning. I'm moving einety two point five doing a

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Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Your friend Greg wanted us to

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Speaker 1: set you up. He told us that you went out

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Speaker 1: of town and told us where you parked your car

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Speaker 1: and everything. Oh my god, thank god. Although, with your permission,

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Speaker 1: I would like to live in your car for a

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Speaker 1: couple of days, just until I can get back on

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Speaker 1: my feet. Week up every morning with Japs the twenties

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Speaker 1: because shot or something like a mirror and a gat

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Speaker 1: up and notice you reflect out of mind. If you

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Speaker 1: ever feel no glad, it's how to find. It's not

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Speaker 1: an amre