WEBVTT - Ladies of The Bachelor Confront How Men Think 0:00:00.920 --> 0:00:04.360 This is How Men Think with brooks Like and Gavin 0:00:04.400 --> 0:00:08.039 to Grab and I heard radio podcast. Hey everybody, what's up. 0:00:08.080 --> 0:00:11.239 It's Gavin to Grow. We're here for another episode of 0:00:12.560 --> 0:00:15.520 How Men Think. That's the first time I've ever said that, 0:00:16.880 --> 0:00:21.239 actually because usually our co host brooks Like is here, 0:00:21.280 --> 0:00:25.160 but he is climbing Kilmunjaro. It's not bullshit, that's actually real. 0:00:25.920 --> 0:00:30.000 Uh So, anyway, it's just the few of us amigos, 0:00:30.280 --> 0:00:35.279 and uh one of us is wearing aspedoes because from 0:00:35.280 --> 0:00:37.360 where I'm kidding, all I see is he looks naked 0:00:40.360 --> 0:00:44.640 so many things for one item. Are you uncomfortable? No, 0:00:44.840 --> 0:00:48.320 only if you turned towards me, I'll be pretty uncomfortable. 0:00:47.479 --> 0:00:50.760 Were you want of the impression we were gonna do 0:00:50.760 --> 0:00:53.040 the same thing in the pool or no? Well, so, yeah, 0:00:53.080 --> 0:00:55.600 we're up in Taho right now. So I'm thrilled to 0:00:55.640 --> 0:00:58.160 be here. And you know the reason we're here. One 0:00:58.200 --> 0:01:00.840 of the reasons I'm here is to we're swimming doing 0:01:00.880 --> 0:01:02.840 a relay race. I'm here with all my teammates we're 0:01:02.840 --> 0:01:06.040 excited about. So I'm just mentally preparing for the race, 0:01:06.120 --> 0:01:08.759 which is tomorrow morning. So I thought, as we did 0:01:08.760 --> 0:01:12.000 the podcast we should you know, get in race mode. 0:01:12.920 --> 0:01:15.240 I like it. Well, I don't know goggles because then 0:01:15.240 --> 0:01:16.600 I wouldn't be able to see you didn't know this, 0:01:16.640 --> 0:01:21.760 but I am too wearing speedos today. Yes, yeah, I'm 0:01:21.800 --> 0:01:26.280 just thinking with you. So anyways, um, so when you 0:01:26.360 --> 0:01:29.280 swim tomorrow tomorrow, what is your stroke gonna be? I 0:01:29.280 --> 0:01:33.880 mean swimming stroke? Freestyle? It's all freestyle. Twelve mile relay 0:01:33.959 --> 0:01:37.200 race with six people that's not very far and the 0:01:37.240 --> 0:01:40.560 water is freezing. The water is yeah, low sixties right now, 0:01:41.319 --> 0:01:47.199 so it's gonna gon shrink that it already is sitting 0:01:47.200 --> 0:01:49.520 here talking to you. It's very good, very good. Can 0:01:49.560 --> 0:01:52.120 I tell you tomorrow? It's since it's freestyle, I'm much 0:01:52.360 --> 0:01:54.240 more looking forward to that view than the one I'm 0:01:54.240 --> 0:01:56.400 looking at right now. I can see the front a 0:01:56.440 --> 0:01:58.280 little bit. It's making me uncomfortable. Well I can go. 0:01:58.320 --> 0:02:02.360 I can swim backstroke tomorrow. Oh no, let's jump in here. 0:02:02.400 --> 0:02:06.120 So so, Dmitri's here, Rick's here, Brooks is not here? 0:02:06.480 --> 0:02:09.000 Who else is not here? Ryan's not here? Is he 0:02:09.040 --> 0:02:12.280 in protest mode right now? His contractors? What's going on? 0:02:12.560 --> 0:02:16.560 Very competitive with Brooks? So while Brooks's climbing kilimanjar is 0:02:16.600 --> 0:02:19.600 on a baby moon with his wife, really, so that's 0:02:19.600 --> 0:02:21.280 when you know, he and his wife go away before 0:02:21.320 --> 0:02:24.919 their their baby comes to have like one last hurrah, 0:02:25.000 --> 0:02:28.920 which which is pretty much reality, right, it's one last hurrah. 0:02:29.040 --> 0:02:30.639 But he already has a kid, so it's not like, 0:02:31.440 --> 0:02:34.720 I mean, I don't know how many he already knows 0:02:33.520 --> 0:02:36.600 that with him on the baby moon or no, the baby, 0:02:36.720 --> 0:02:39.320 the other kids can't stayed home. Okay, the kid and 0:02:39.400 --> 0:02:46.720 his son, which obviously he's wearing Daryl Darryl's son. So 0:02:46.840 --> 0:02:48.680 let's let's see who else is here in the house. 0:02:48.840 --> 0:02:53.880 We have Ashley Perfect and you have your own podcast, 0:02:53.880 --> 0:02:56.480 don't you now? You you were on The Bachelor. You 0:02:56.520 --> 0:03:01.560 were on during the Chris soul Stays right and beyond 0:03:02.480 --> 0:03:06.519 and beyond after that and since then you've branched out 0:03:07.120 --> 0:03:10.440 and I talk about The Bachelor now on the almost 0:03:10.480 --> 0:03:16.519 famous podcast commentator The Cupid Commentator, right, and you're here 0:03:16.520 --> 0:03:19.200 with a bit like ironically, we just happened to be 0:03:19.320 --> 0:03:23.519 here accidentally. We knew that the women from the Batchlor 0:03:23.560 --> 0:03:25.960 are going to be here at the same time, and 0:03:26.160 --> 0:03:28.519 we totally weren't planning on that. I mean, how nice 0:03:28.520 --> 0:03:31.000 to bumping you guys in the same house. Yeah, and 0:03:31.280 --> 0:03:34.080 like to use the same I heart radio mix. Oh, 0:03:34.680 --> 0:03:37.640 I mean what are the chances? So you said you've 0:03:37.640 --> 0:03:41.280 had some conversations, conversations with these amazing ladies and they 0:03:41.320 --> 0:03:43.440 had some questions that they wanted to ask us. Yeah. 0:03:43.760 --> 0:03:45.680 I think all the Bachelor girls are going to come 0:03:45.720 --> 0:03:49.280 on and ask you guys a question Before I ask mine, 0:03:49.360 --> 0:03:53.840 I have to ask two unrelated questions. To wear this 0:03:53.880 --> 0:03:57.760 pio to go the two mile? Really you're going to 0:03:57.880 --> 0:04:00.800 do We're going to do yourself to two miles? Right? 0:04:01.200 --> 0:04:03.200 I probably will turn out to be two miles. It's 0:04:03.200 --> 0:04:05.560 a twelve mile race with six people. How do you 0:04:05.600 --> 0:04:08.920 not freeze? And then you swim fast and hopefully your 0:04:08.920 --> 0:04:12.160 body stays warm. But the rules to the races you 0:04:12.160 --> 0:04:15.200 cannot wear a wetsuit, so you can wear another type 0:04:15.200 --> 0:04:17.320 of you know, bathing suit. Why do you choose speedo 0:04:17.720 --> 0:04:20.000 because it's the most streamline so you can go the fast? 0:04:20.040 --> 0:04:23.080 Do you really believe in that? Like do you like shave? Oh? 0:04:23.080 --> 0:04:25.960 I shave? Yeah. This guy is like, by the way, 0:04:26.000 --> 0:04:27.960 I don't know if you've ever seen Rick swim. He 0:04:28.080 --> 0:04:30.160 is a porpoise. This is cool. I actually want to 0:04:30.200 --> 0:04:37.200 see this real. Yeah, that's right, a bottom those bottom 0:04:37.640 --> 0:04:40.560 I'm more of a narwhale right. So, and by the way, 0:04:40.600 --> 0:04:42.560 this is a team event. Gavin and I will be 0:04:42.600 --> 0:04:45.640 on the boat riding alongside him while he swims. We 0:04:45.680 --> 0:04:52.480 will probably have time in the morning. Okay, that's that's that. 0:04:52.800 --> 0:04:55.960 Oh I could I could do that. There a satellite 0:04:56.080 --> 0:04:59.880 a satellite version of this from the hotel room a stream? 0:05:00.560 --> 0:05:04.159 Is there a later virgin? Can you guess swim later? 0:05:04.240 --> 0:05:05.920 Can you do it again later when I wake up 0:05:06.640 --> 0:05:09.600 like a matinee in the Matter show? Yeah, let's do that. Okay, Rick, 0:05:09.640 --> 0:05:12.920 would you manscape and shave if it weren't for your 0:05:12.960 --> 0:05:17.680 swimming habits? Yeah, of course I like it. It feels good. Yeah, 0:05:17.720 --> 0:05:20.400 I would shave pretty much everything. But really, yeah, so 0:05:20.480 --> 0:05:23.680 you're a chest shaver. I shaved my chest. I clip like, 0:05:23.720 --> 0:05:25.559 I don't really call it shaving, like in my idea 0:05:25.720 --> 0:05:27.520 is shaving as like you're actually taking the razor and 0:05:27.520 --> 0:05:29.480 like shaving your face. Well, Dmitri and I actually help 0:05:29.560 --> 0:05:33.560 him lather first, then he does a shaving alone because 0:05:33.600 --> 0:05:36.839 he's big boy now and we trust him with sharp objects. 0:05:36.839 --> 0:05:39.320 But the truth is, if he's lathered up correctly, which 0:05:39.440 --> 0:05:41.240 you know we are thorough about it, then he'll be 0:05:41.240 --> 0:05:42.920 fine because we don't need him jumping in the lake 0:05:42.960 --> 0:05:45.320 with razor burn. No, you don't want razor burn. So 0:05:45.400 --> 0:05:49.320 I clip and clip my chest, clip my under arms. 0:05:49.360 --> 0:05:54.320 The most appealing to women or to yourself? To myself, yeah, yeah, 0:05:54.480 --> 0:05:56.840 to myself. You know, it's all about you know where 0:05:56.839 --> 0:05:58.840 it spreads from there. That's that's where we go. Do 0:05:58.880 --> 0:06:02.560 you think women prefer that very hairy chest or do 0:06:02.600 --> 0:06:07.520 they like the smooth shaven My fiance is somewhere in between. 0:06:07.640 --> 0:06:11.240 He has like a really great natural pattern of chest hair. 0:06:11.320 --> 0:06:14.760 What's a natural pattern? Look like like an argy from 0:06:14.800 --> 0:06:17.679 the forest. Like I'd say, like his hair had raverage 0:06:17.720 --> 0:06:20.880 them out, the hairs would probably be like about half 0:06:20.880 --> 0:06:23.839 an inch in length. Yeah, but he doesn't shave. He 0:06:23.920 --> 0:06:28.440 just has like naturally great patterns. Also doesn't have belly hair. 0:06:28.600 --> 0:06:35.159 He chest hair's nice. Wow. What about the back hair? 0:06:35.680 --> 0:06:38.400 Back of that should always be done with? Yeah, did 0:06:38.440 --> 0:06:40.800 your back hair? Did you look out that he had 0:06:40.839 --> 0:06:43.520 this pattern that you prefer or did you I think 0:06:43.520 --> 0:06:46.839 I think I'd really not have a strong preference either way. 0:06:46.920 --> 0:06:49.120 So it's not a deal breaker. No, but I hear 0:06:49.200 --> 0:06:51.520 a lot of girls will strongly like chest hair or 0:06:51.560 --> 0:06:55.200 will strongly like no hair. So girls don't like back hair. 0:06:55.320 --> 0:06:57.320 We could definitely do an Instagram pull on this. Do 0:06:58.640 --> 0:07:01.640 girls like back hair? Absolutely not toback hair? And why 0:07:01.640 --> 0:07:08.480 do all girls love dogs? Because their animals? Okay, do 0:07:08.600 --> 0:07:15.080 you guys do Dmitri? Gavin? Do you man escape at all? No? Sorry? No, 0:07:15.920 --> 0:07:20.800 I do? Okay, alright, moving on. My other question was, Gavin, 0:07:21.160 --> 0:07:23.320 have you watched One Tree Hill? Did you watch one? 0:07:23.360 --> 0:07:26.080 Ever seen it? That's wacky? Isn't that weird? I don't 0:07:26.080 --> 0:07:31.160 watch TV? Okay, so hyped me up for every single 0:07:31.240 --> 0:07:33.680 episode of Like I don't know how many episodes there 0:07:33.720 --> 0:07:36.800 were over two, right, it's pretty awesome. I don't know. 0:07:36.840 --> 0:07:40.320 I heard it was good. It was amazing. Yeah, thank you. 0:07:40.320 --> 0:07:42.320 You still get the checks for every much? Do you 0:07:42.320 --> 0:07:47.720 get the checks? Checks? Soap opera dot? I like getting checks, 0:07:47.720 --> 0:07:51.720 but I love writing checks. I just love to write 0:07:51.800 --> 0:07:54.160 checks because it reminds you of being an elementary school 0:07:54.600 --> 0:07:58.520 pharmacy gum. You know tex So I'm like, could please 0:07:58.520 --> 0:08:00.680 allow me? I just love reaching for it was a check? 0:08:01.640 --> 0:08:03.720 What I mean? I don't know what it is. It 0:08:03.840 --> 0:08:05.720 just allows me to what was the last time you 0:08:05.720 --> 0:08:08.880 wrote a check at like a grocery store or at 0:08:08.880 --> 0:08:12.840 a store. Last time I was at a grocery store. Actually, 0:08:12.880 --> 0:08:15.160 I wrote a check out a store this morning. I 0:08:15.200 --> 0:08:18.520 tried when last night I drove in from Vegas. I 0:08:18.600 --> 0:08:20.200 drove my truck from Vegas right because I was going 0:08:20.240 --> 0:08:23.400 to get on a plane, but flying sucks, so I 0:08:23.480 --> 0:08:26.800 decided I'd rather drive eight hours. I pulled into a 0:08:26.840 --> 0:08:32.240 convenience store last night with my dog and I went 0:08:32.320 --> 0:08:35.720 up there with a couple of six packs um because 0:08:35.760 --> 0:08:39.839 I was dehydrated, and uh, I was hoping to buy 0:08:39.880 --> 0:08:42.320 a couple of them. It was it was two oh six. 0:08:42.920 --> 0:08:46.240 I put him on a counter and uh, and the 0:08:46.280 --> 0:08:50.000 guy said, oh, sorry, I can't sell you beer right now. 0:08:50.360 --> 0:08:54.360 And I was like, two or six? Two or six? 0:08:54.440 --> 0:08:58.440 Is there another too? And I was like there's no. 0:08:59.200 --> 0:09:00.840 It was more wondering you could get a six pack 0:09:00.840 --> 0:09:04.600 in We're in the wrong country for that. So so anyway, 0:09:04.640 --> 0:09:06.800 two six packs at two or six am. He can't 0:09:06.840 --> 0:09:09.040 sell them to me, and I said why not? He said, 0:09:09.080 --> 0:09:11.559 we can't sell after two am. I said, break the rules. 0:09:11.720 --> 0:09:14.679 And a guy from behind bhind me goes, there's a 0:09:14.720 --> 0:09:17.640 police officer behind you, and there's a cops standing right 0:09:17.679 --> 0:09:21.520 behind me. No fifth minute break and let me do 0:09:21.600 --> 0:09:24.520 my thing, you know. Luckily a good laughing. Luckily he 0:09:24.559 --> 0:09:27.960 was a one tree hill fantally. Yeah, totally like I 0:09:28.240 --> 0:09:31.480 do what you guys play basketball on the show. Okay, 0:09:31.960 --> 0:09:35.560 so thanks, I'm going to try to real listen and 0:09:35.600 --> 0:09:38.160 get back to my original topic. So anyway I could 0:09:38.240 --> 0:09:39.960 write the check is what I meant to say. I 0:09:40.000 --> 0:09:44.360 really wanted Tom on my part. It actually started with 0:09:44.480 --> 0:09:48.240 the I Heart radio podcast Help I Second Dating the 0:09:48.280 --> 0:09:53.360 topic of being in relationships and poop came up. One 0:09:53.400 --> 0:09:57.679 of the hosts, Vanessa Grimaldi, is very open with pooping. Well, 0:09:57.679 --> 0:09:59.480 how men think is we don't use the word, We 0:09:59.520 --> 0:10:01.800 don't say what should I say? But I can't say 0:10:01.800 --> 0:10:04.319 that on my heart? Okay, what do you want to 0:10:04.320 --> 0:10:06.920 go with? Dump drop a deuce, dump drop a deuce, 0:10:07.760 --> 0:10:10.320 Drop the kids off, less, drop the kids off at 0:10:10.360 --> 0:10:16.360 the swimming pool. While okay, I've ever read this dog before. 0:10:17.120 --> 0:10:19.160 I just don't like poop the word. I don't like 0:10:19.200 --> 0:10:21.040 the word poop either. It sounds like a PLoP. And 0:10:21.080 --> 0:10:22.960 then I think of the actual piece of poop plopping 0:10:22.960 --> 0:10:28.319 into the toilet. It works better at that not you know. Yeah, okay, 0:10:28.600 --> 0:10:32.360 So anyway, how do you feel about your significant other 0:10:32.640 --> 0:10:36.480 dropping the kids off at the pool whall um with 0:10:36.600 --> 0:10:38.960 the door opened? That was the main That was the 0:10:39.000 --> 0:10:42.280 main conversation that we had on this on that podcast, 0:10:42.280 --> 0:10:44.400 and then it rolled over to the almost famous podcast 0:10:44.440 --> 0:10:48.040 because I thought it was so controversial. Yeah, and now 0:10:48.120 --> 0:10:51.040 we can get more into like the nuances, but let's 0:10:51.080 --> 0:10:55.120 talk about that specific instance dropping the kids off at 0:10:55.160 --> 0:10:58.320 the pool with the door open, and you being like 0:10:58.520 --> 0:11:00.800 into the may need to go right now, and we 0:11:00.800 --> 0:11:07.480 can just try it. Somebody go in there. Yeah, the 0:11:07.600 --> 0:11:09.559 same way. I didn't like the word poop. I don't 0:11:09.559 --> 0:11:12.240 want really anything to do with it personally. So I 0:11:12.280 --> 0:11:14.760 think bathrooms were constructed with a door for a reason, 0:11:15.320 --> 0:11:16.959 So I think go in there and close it there, 0:11:16.960 --> 0:11:19.040 like I don't want to. And I understand that everybody 0:11:19.040 --> 0:11:21.200 does it and understand that it's a natural thing, but 0:11:21.240 --> 0:11:22.800 I don't need to be a part of it. Like 0:11:22.960 --> 0:11:24.640 I'm not even thrilled when I have to do it, 0:11:25.400 --> 0:11:28.720 So I think it's a private thing. On the show, 0:11:29.200 --> 0:11:32.960 people were actually doing almost fifty fifty. I am very 0:11:33.040 --> 0:11:35.800 strongly like, with your significant other, I think you should 0:11:35.800 --> 0:11:39.200 be closing the door. I think everybody, because now your 0:11:39.240 --> 0:11:42.280 significant other, the door should be closed. Anybody. Yeah, from 0:11:42.480 --> 0:11:46.160 which community? From the I guess the female community. The 0:11:46.200 --> 0:11:51.720 female community was like, felt comfortable doing it. Give you 0:11:51.760 --> 0:11:55.600 my theory on this. This may be a total bullshit theory, 0:11:55.679 --> 0:12:00.480 but most of my theories really are. So my guess 0:12:00.559 --> 0:12:03.720 is the only reason that we're okay with that because 0:12:04.280 --> 0:12:10.280 they're single. No. No, Because when girls go out and 0:12:10.320 --> 0:12:12.920 they go to the bathroom, there was bring a girl 0:12:12.960 --> 0:12:15.000 into the bathroom with him, whereas when guys go to 0:12:15.000 --> 0:12:16.680 the bathroom, never like, hey, bro, let's go to the 0:12:16.720 --> 0:12:19.840 bathroom together and we'll talk about what's going on. My 0:12:19.960 --> 0:12:21.600 guess is that when you go to the bathroom, some 0:12:21.640 --> 0:12:25.760 of you guys are performing this particular act having a talk, 0:12:25.840 --> 0:12:30.760 so a little bit more socialized in that capacity. From 0:12:30.800 --> 0:12:35.120 that angle, Vanessa leaves the door open while doing number 0:12:35.160 --> 0:12:39.240 two because she wants to continue with the conversation with 0:12:39.280 --> 0:12:42.960 her boyfriend, which I felt another level of disturbing. You 0:12:43.000 --> 0:12:46.560 can't just resume the conversation five minutes later. It's not 0:12:46.600 --> 0:12:49.839 the lightning around. She can I mean my my particular 0:12:50.320 --> 0:12:53.520 my opinion on that would be it's absolutely vile. It's 0:12:53.600 --> 0:12:59.040 despinutely disgusted, I think or not. I agree, it's it's weight, 0:13:00.040 --> 0:13:03.439 so you know, it's it's not something to be done socially. 0:13:03.679 --> 0:13:05.800 So I wanted to talk on the internet for that. 0:13:06.240 --> 0:13:09.600 But something I want to see is it more like 0:13:12.040 --> 0:13:20.200 I want to do. By the way, Rickett, if you 0:13:20.280 --> 0:13:22.559 push that hard, you really should check in your you 0:13:22.600 --> 0:13:24.480 need to go to a doctor. That's the next episode. 0:13:25.000 --> 0:13:26.480 Before I leave you, guys, I just want to ask 0:13:26.520 --> 0:13:29.760 you one of like roll off. Yeah, then you have 0:13:29.880 --> 0:13:39.520 all these My fiance and I, like we are together constantly, 0:13:39.720 --> 0:13:42.120 like all we live together, like we do Almoso, all 0:13:42.120 --> 0:13:45.280 work together, every trip together. So it's kind of hard 0:13:45.360 --> 0:13:47.680 to hide it now. So it's like if we're in 0:13:47.679 --> 0:13:49.640 a hotel room, like I'm going to be like, don't 0:13:49.720 --> 0:13:51.840 run in there, or like we gotta go to the 0:13:51.840 --> 0:13:54.480 bathroom now it's an emergency, Like I'll be like that, 0:13:54.520 --> 0:13:56.280 Like I pretty open when I have to tell him 0:13:56.320 --> 0:13:58.520 now like I just went or I have to go, 0:13:58.840 --> 0:14:00.679 but I would never go front of him. And like 0:14:01.559 --> 0:14:03.440 when I when I will go out and he's in 0:14:03.440 --> 0:14:05.079 the same room. I'll like, turn the water on so 0:14:05.200 --> 0:14:08.360 he doesn't hear everything that's appropriate, right, Yeah, I think 0:14:10.080 --> 0:14:12.319 my mom. I don't think my mom has ever acknowledged 0:14:12.360 --> 0:14:15.199 to my dad after thirty seven years that she even 0:14:15.320 --> 0:14:18.640 does it and they're still together. Yeah, I know, there 0:14:18.640 --> 0:14:24.440 you go, swish, Thank you so much. Thanks for coming on. 0:14:24.520 --> 0:14:27.880 You're great. You're walking into a storm? Are you? Are 0:14:27.880 --> 0:14:34.080 you nervous? I don't know what that Puccini's very nice, Puccini, 0:14:34.480 --> 0:14:38.840 nicely done. Huh? I got that your Italian? But she said, 0:14:39.000 --> 0:14:41.080 but you said it, and she said, yes, is that 0:14:41.120 --> 0:14:45.440 an Italian name? It is? Do you know Jack Mopuccini 0:14:45.560 --> 0:14:49.760 the opera composer? Of course? Who doesn't know? I mean, 0:14:49.800 --> 0:14:52.320 you're in the music industry, right, are you? What are 0:14:52.320 --> 0:14:55.440 you doing? Some of my favorite songs were composed by 0:14:55.480 --> 0:15:01.640 I'm Puccini. Hey, I'm an opera fan. I like Pavarotti. 0:15:02.200 --> 0:15:07.040 Am I saying it right? What? Pavarati? Puccini? Yeah, he 0:15:07.320 --> 0:15:10.160 wrote some great songs, Puccini. I don't know which ones, 0:15:10.200 --> 0:15:15.480 but they were great. They actually but Arias not in 0:15:15.560 --> 0:15:23.360 Butterfly labom what I thought? Right? Ron al Nido? Oh, 0:15:23.400 --> 0:15:26.360 I don't know, I don't think so you don't think? 0:15:26.400 --> 0:15:30.760 So did you just make that up? All right? Well, 0:15:30.920 --> 0:15:34.200 we'll do a Google stat later. I like making up 0:15:34.240 --> 0:15:37.760 Italian in front of Italian girls. It's fun. Let's want 0:15:37.880 --> 0:15:44.280 some Starbucks together. Okay, So we're sitting here with Analyse Puccini. Yeah, 0:15:46.240 --> 0:15:51.800 this is Vin with my co host Dmitri Rick. We're 0:15:51.840 --> 0:15:54.360 missing a couple. We're missing Brooks, Like right now, he's 0:15:54.400 --> 0:15:56.200 in killing Majard? Did I say that? Alright? With his 0:15:56.560 --> 0:16:02.960 lovely wife? You're saving the animals? Do you see what 0:16:03.000 --> 0:16:06.000 analyst is on now? You're you're thinking about every pronunciation 0:16:06.040 --> 0:16:08.640 that you're doing, very words, you're saying, did I do? 0:16:08.720 --> 0:16:10.520 Did I say that correctly? That's also because I just 0:16:10.560 --> 0:16:14.600 downloaded dual Lingo like two weeks ago, and I was 0:16:14.640 --> 0:16:19.600 trying to my Spanish and it is really bad, mostly English, 0:16:20.200 --> 0:16:26.680 the Queen's English. Actually, that's that's exactly correct. So so 0:16:26.720 --> 0:16:29.000 we have we have some some lovely girls here who 0:16:29.040 --> 0:16:32.160 are from the Bachelor thor the Bachelorettes, and they have 0:16:32.240 --> 0:16:35.360 interesting questions for us. Some are grosser than others. I 0:16:35.400 --> 0:16:38.520 hope we just answered the grossest one, and uh, we 0:16:38.520 --> 0:16:41.800 were hutting and at least to ask ask her question 0:16:41.880 --> 0:16:46.040 to the boys on how men think? What do you have? First? Okay, 0:16:46.080 --> 0:16:49.400 I think I don't even know how to set this 0:16:49.440 --> 0:16:51.840 one up. I guess it's just it's very simple. It's 0:16:51.840 --> 0:16:54.680 just what is it like to have a penis? Whoa, 0:16:55.640 --> 0:17:00.360 it's very simple, very and there's a lot What is it? Yeah? 0:17:00.400 --> 0:17:04.240 What's it like? Um? Have you ever worried about zipping 0:17:04.320 --> 0:17:08.720 up your pants only when the two sizes is too small? 0:17:09.480 --> 0:17:11.679 But then that have you ever worried about zipping up 0:17:11.680 --> 0:17:16.280 your pants? No? Not really, That's what it's like. That's 0:17:16.400 --> 0:17:21.560 having a penis in Have you ever worried what you 0:17:21.600 --> 0:17:24.960 look like, really look like wearing a pair of sweatpants? 0:17:25.400 --> 0:17:32.520 M hmm, I mean things moving around? Have you worried 0:17:32.520 --> 0:17:37.359 about that issue? This guy is sitting here, and I mean, 0:17:39.920 --> 0:17:43.840 do you feel like I'm a little bundled up right now? Downs? Rick? 0:17:43.960 --> 0:17:45.639 What it's like they have a penis? Because since we 0:17:45.640 --> 0:17:48.760 can basically see it, go ahead, that is true, Rick, 0:17:49.080 --> 0:17:50.680 It's just the outside. Is it kind of like having 0:17:50.680 --> 0:17:53.080 like a like an ace bandage on right now? Does 0:17:53.119 --> 0:17:55.960 that what it feels? Oh? Yeah, like like I hurt myself. 0:17:56.640 --> 0:18:00.119 It's like holding everything very middle section together. It is 0:18:00.160 --> 0:18:02.320 kind of for holding the middle section. It's like spanks 0:18:02.320 --> 0:18:04.800 for us probably, yeah, totally, that's what the speedo does. 0:18:04.920 --> 0:18:08.280 But um, having a penis I like it. It's great. 0:18:08.400 --> 0:18:10.320 It's a good feeling, you know. It kind of sometimes 0:18:10.320 --> 0:18:11.919 it goes, it leans to the right, it leans to 0:18:11.960 --> 0:18:14.600 the left. You know, when you're doing any sort of manscaping, 0:18:14.600 --> 0:18:17.040 you've got to kind of pull things to different directions 0:18:17.080 --> 0:18:19.200 to get it out of the way, depending on where 0:18:19.200 --> 0:18:24.120 you're gonna go. Um, has it ever while you're man escaping, 0:18:24.200 --> 0:18:27.000 has it ever sort of moved on its own kind 0:18:27.000 --> 0:18:31.040 of like well, like if you breathe like you moved 0:18:31.400 --> 0:18:35.080 like as you were while you were just trying to 0:18:35.080 --> 0:18:38.000 get the clippers are close. It's like what kind of 0:18:38.080 --> 0:18:39.320 like you do at the barber where you like, don't 0:18:39.320 --> 0:18:41.560 forget over here a little bit off on this right 0:18:41.680 --> 0:18:44.840 right when it falls out of your hands as you're 0:18:44.880 --> 0:18:46.879 moving it around, then yeah, you need to be a 0:18:46.920 --> 0:18:50.000 little careful. Interesting, if you breathe heavy enough, then you 0:18:50.000 --> 0:18:52.040 can see things moving around at the same time, which 0:18:52.040 --> 0:18:57.440 is kind of a fun trick. What is interesting. We're 0:18:57.440 --> 0:19:00.320 looking forward to watching your balls go in it out 0:19:00.400 --> 0:19:06.159 they around man escaping you doing some sort of puppet 0:19:06.160 --> 0:19:09.480 show by yourself. Wait, let me ask you a question. 0:19:10.119 --> 0:19:13.480 Ask you a question about your question. Yeah, go for 0:19:13.560 --> 0:19:16.560 it now. I put it into a physical I interpreted 0:19:16.960 --> 0:19:20.199 physically because I'm a guy. I think oftentimes guys that 0:19:20.240 --> 0:19:22.520 thinks physically. That's what we're here for, right, How guys think? 0:19:22.560 --> 0:19:25.760 I think so. So when you asked the question, what's 0:19:25.760 --> 0:19:30.679 it like having a do you just mean physically or 0:19:30.760 --> 0:19:32.480 do you mean it? Do you mean it on a 0:19:32.560 --> 0:19:37.359 social level and another capacity? All levels? I'm curious, I 0:19:37.359 --> 0:19:42.240 mean getting an interpretation from of how you saw that question, 0:19:42.359 --> 0:19:47.000 like walking around as a man, or just what's it like? 0:19:47.119 --> 0:19:49.520 Do you remember when you're being are you just like 0:19:49.720 --> 0:19:52.000 do you get joy? You're like, this is the easiest 0:19:52.040 --> 0:19:55.159 thing ever, totally of course. And then you can go 0:19:55.200 --> 0:19:59.280 wherever you want. That's the one thing's probably a little 0:19:59.280 --> 0:20:01.359 bit of a difference. Can you write in script in 0:20:01.440 --> 0:20:10.000 your streams? Yeah, definitely not. It would be very messy. 0:20:10.280 --> 0:20:15.880 There you go. Um yeah, no, I mean as far 0:20:15.920 --> 0:20:18.840 as like peeing, yes, it is much more free. Like 0:20:18.920 --> 0:20:22.439 Rick said, you can basically do it anywhere. Um And 0:20:22.440 --> 0:20:25.159 as Gavin pointed out, you can you can right in 0:20:25.200 --> 0:20:30.680 the snow or wherever in the dirt because you can 0:20:30.720 --> 0:20:32.320 see it. You can see it in the snow. You 0:20:32.320 --> 0:20:33.960 can't see it so much in the dirt, so you'd 0:20:33.960 --> 0:20:36.760 like it's a nice canvas, I would imagine, you know. 0:20:36.920 --> 0:20:39.360 The other thing, I feel like it's sometimes it's kind 0:20:39.359 --> 0:20:41.159 of like having a little extra friend, you know, like 0:20:41.240 --> 0:20:45.000 you can like you you can hold it. You're holding 0:20:45.040 --> 0:20:47.920 it all the time pretty much, you know, and then 0:20:48.000 --> 0:20:50.040 you can just you're kind of checking on it every 0:20:50.080 --> 0:20:52.320 once in a while, like when you say good night, 0:20:52.359 --> 0:20:54.960 does it say good night back to you? What do 0:20:55.000 --> 0:21:03.480 you call yours? The eye? I mean, sure this we 0:21:03.480 --> 0:21:05.320 don't know what it's like to not have one, so 0:21:07.200 --> 0:21:09.800 that's right. Is it something that? Is that something that 0:21:09.800 --> 0:21:13.160 that women think about often? What would it be like having? Yeah, 0:21:13.200 --> 0:21:14.800 like for a day, you know, it would be kind 0:21:14.840 --> 0:21:18.000 of cool just to be like, oh, that's what that's likely. Yeah, 0:21:18.119 --> 0:21:22.280 see vice versa. I have never thought, yeah, that's interesting, 0:21:22.760 --> 0:21:25.520 but I think I mean, I love being a woman. 0:21:25.880 --> 0:21:28.280 I wouldn't change love you being a woman, thank you. 0:21:29.359 --> 0:21:32.040 But like I think it's I think that's one of 0:21:32.119 --> 0:21:35.240 the cooler things about being a guy. Really having something 0:21:35.359 --> 0:21:37.720 in between your thighs at all times when you're trying 0:21:37.760 --> 0:21:41.200 to make moves. Okay, see that's that would be going 0:21:41.240 --> 0:21:45.120 to the gym a guy. When you're getting on a bicycle. Yeah, 0:21:45.160 --> 0:21:47.280 are going to the gym or exercising, you have to 0:21:47.320 --> 0:21:51.679 wear those other type of tighter shorts or whatever versus 0:21:51.720 --> 0:21:54.840 just regular boxers or hell is having to sit on 0:21:54.880 --> 0:21:59.800 a bicycle seat for eternity and peddle or just sit 0:22:00.720 --> 0:22:03.960 just to be on it. You know. I tellt you're 0:22:03.960 --> 0:22:05.920 gonna get a swin like one of those beach cruisers. 0:22:06.280 --> 0:22:08.719 Is that your was that your brand? Plug sinn swinn? 0:22:09.280 --> 0:22:10.760 I think they're out of business. I'm not sure, but 0:22:10.800 --> 0:22:13.119 I like the showIn back in the beach cruiser is 0:22:13.200 --> 0:22:15.400 love landing. It has a huge seat, was a fine 0:22:15.400 --> 0:22:18.080 machine and it kind of like there's a little area 0:22:18.240 --> 0:22:21.959 for the arresting area for like the banana seat. Uh 0:22:23.359 --> 0:22:26.680 kind of a half cradled yes, thank you, very little 0:22:27.600 --> 0:22:30.320 space for your there's there's Yeah, it's a joy ride. 0:22:30.440 --> 0:22:34.440 I feel you. Here's my question to you, what do 0:22:34.480 --> 0:22:36.520 you think it's like? What do you think it would 0:22:36.560 --> 0:22:40.359 be like for to have one? Like a man? It 0:22:40.480 --> 0:22:45.520 was your assumption. No, it was just it was well, 0:22:45.760 --> 0:22:48.240 if I had to think about, okay, let me have 0:22:48.280 --> 0:22:51.520 a penis for a day, two things that I would 0:22:51.760 --> 0:22:56.920 want to do. Yes, those are like the two things 0:22:56.960 --> 0:23:00.800 that I'm like, you cannot with a man or a woman, 0:23:00.800 --> 0:23:03.199 though if you had it. I would want to have 0:23:03.240 --> 0:23:05.320 sex with a woman if I had a penis for 0:23:05.359 --> 0:23:08.399 a day, because I would girls, And you've never been 0:23:08.400 --> 0:23:10.280