1 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:10,000 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's prioritizing your privacy with self 2 00:00:10,039 --> 00:00:14,800 Speaker 1: destructing emails. What ten seconds after reading, you'll notice a 3 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:16,880 Speaker 1: little bit of smoke coming up out of your computer. 4 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:21,000 Speaker 1: That's for your peace of mind. Wow, no one will 5 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:23,880 Speaker 1: read it ever again. Just pour a little mountain dew 6 00:00:23,960 --> 00:00:27,560 Speaker 1: on top and be on your way. Yeah. Laser Stories 7 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,480 Speaker 1: the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, 8 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:33,040 Speaker 1: just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. 9 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:36,279 Speaker 1: Those hunka chunk of chain mails. Just don't what are 10 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:39,000 Speaker 1: you sending that you even came up with that. I'm 11 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:44,800 Speaker 1: worried about your Yeah, they click this and send hr 12 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:47,960 Speaker 1: better not be listening. This first laser story is out 13 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:52,199 Speaker 1: of India. If you watch too many sappy movies, you 14 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:56,280 Speaker 1: may think that every relationship is perfect and every dog 15 00:00:56,320 --> 00:01:00,880 Speaker 1: and cat can become best friends. One gets lost, the 16 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:03,160 Speaker 1: other one help them find the home. That's right. Yeah, 17 00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:06,800 Speaker 1: but apparently that's just on the screen and not in 18 00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:10,720 Speaker 1: real life. Okay's the reality? No fun, Jeff Well. I 19 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:12,880 Speaker 1: say that because there's a couple in India who got 20 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:17,040 Speaker 1: married last December and they're already seeking a divorce due 21 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:22,760 Speaker 1: to irreconcilable differences. That happens, Yeah, figured it out early. Well, 22 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:28,200 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, not between them, between their pets, the pets 23 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:31,440 Speaker 1: won't get along. The couple bonded over their mutual love 24 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:34,640 Speaker 1: of animals, but over the past few months they realized 25 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:38,479 Speaker 1: their pets are doing the opposite. The wife says her 26 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:43,520 Speaker 1: husband's dog has harassed and attacked her cat repeatedly. Meanwhile, 27 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:47,160 Speaker 1: he claims her cat isn't playful at all. It just 28 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:54,800 Speaker 1: walks around and stares at everyone. Yes, looks at you 29 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:59,760 Speaker 1: while licking itself all judging. In addition, the husband claims 30 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:02,520 Speaker 1: he has a video of his cat's wife hovering over 31 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:07,840 Speaker 1: his fish tank eyeballing his lifelong friend, Finn Diesel, and 32 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:11,840 Speaker 1: he gets home one day he sees it happening and 33 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:15,000 Speaker 1: quietly opens his camera. Hey, we don't know, we don't 34 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,519 Speaker 1: know the details. Why are you Why are you having 35 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:20,600 Speaker 1: a fish in a cat house? Though? Yeah, yeah, the 36 00:02:20,639 --> 00:02:24,080 Speaker 1: cat's behavior gives his fish anxiety, and now his fish 37 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:28,360 Speaker 1: has been eating less lately. The whole ecosystem of his 38 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:32,400 Speaker 1: apartment is just thrown off. Poor Diesel. So in the end, 39 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:35,680 Speaker 1: the woman picked her cat over her husband, and the 40 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:40,720 Speaker 1: man picked his dog and Finn diesel over his wife. Yeah, 41 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:42,280 Speaker 1: and we all agree. It sounds like that was the 42 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:45,760 Speaker 1: right decision. I guess. Well. They tried counseling the humans 43 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:50,280 Speaker 1: that there was even a family intervention with everyone including 44 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:53,239 Speaker 1: the pets in the room, but nothing worked. I bet 45 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:56,520 Speaker 1: the fish didn't even say a word. Yeah. Wow, divorce 46 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:59,640 Speaker 1: bubbles popped up. Divorce is currently being sorted out in 47 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:03,040 Speaker 1: fans family court. That's why you have to let your 48 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:07,600 Speaker 1: pets meet each other before this. The next Lazer story 49 00:03:07,639 --> 00:03:13,000 Speaker 1: is out of workplace world. Oh sorry, is that out loud? 50 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:16,040 Speaker 1: Dang it? Well, this is great news if you love 51 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:19,000 Speaker 1: the smell of feet, because the hot new trend at 52 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:27,440 Speaker 1: work is no shoes allowed? Whose work of Fortune magazine 53 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:29,520 Speaker 1: just did a big story on this, and The Guardian 54 00:03:29,639 --> 00:03:32,799 Speaker 1: says it's happening a lot in England too. I want 55 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:35,400 Speaker 1: to ban flip flops around here like these have just 56 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:38,560 Speaker 1: seen people's toes are too much for me sometimes. Apparently 57 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:42,040 Speaker 1: more and more companies are banning shoes at the workplace, 58 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:46,480 Speaker 1: especially at startups, where you can wear sock slippers or 59 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:49,000 Speaker 1: go barefoot, but you have to leave your shoes at 60 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:52,760 Speaker 1: the door. Let's place of starting to suck. Is that 61 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:56,520 Speaker 1: so you can't escape as quickly? The idea of it 62 00:03:56,560 --> 00:03:59,960 Speaker 1: is it helps make the office feel more relaxed and collaborate. 63 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:04,240 Speaker 1: I makes people feel less anxious about being there. They're 64 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:06,600 Speaker 1: trying to trick our brains into thinking we're home. We're 65 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:09,480 Speaker 1: not home. We know, we know this isn't work from home. 66 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,440 Speaker 1: This was like when I saw Jason Mara's concert and 67 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:15,760 Speaker 1: they had barefoot Yeah. I'm like, we know, you're not 68 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:18,440 Speaker 1: in your living room. Yeah, he always wears bare feet. 69 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:22,760 Speaker 1: Though maybe Brook you wouldn't have this like snobby attitude 70 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:25,280 Speaker 1: if you took your shoes off. She does have her 71 00:04:25,279 --> 00:04:29,960 Speaker 1: shoes tight, really tight, all right for the rest of 72 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:32,599 Speaker 1: the day. I guess tech companies in Silicon Valley have 73 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:37,160 Speaker 1: apparently been doing this method for years. Silicon Valley, we're 74 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:39,320 Speaker 1: doing pretty good if you ask me so. Would you 75 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:41,720 Speaker 1: want to work in a place where Jose's feet are 76 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:45,800 Speaker 1: free to breathe? Some think that no shoes approach sounds 77 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:49,920 Speaker 1: kind of nice, but not everybody is convinced. Just think 78 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:52,120 Speaker 1: of how they well they cleaned the floors in here. 79 00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:55,440 Speaker 1: Do they even clean the floors exactly? I wouldn't have 80 00:04:55,520 --> 00:04:58,320 Speaker 1: to if everyone was barefoot. Yeah, what do you do 81 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:00,320 Speaker 1: when you go to the bathroom? You go bear play 82 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:04,720 Speaker 1: into your work bathro Just hold it. One expert said, 83 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:07,160 Speaker 1: it does come with some pros and cons. It could 84 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:11,560 Speaker 1: create a little awkwardness or possibly hygiene issues. Yeah. Quote 85 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:15,480 Speaker 1: what feels casual for some might feel unprofessional or even 86 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:18,080 Speaker 1: uncomfortable for others. And I would be so pissed if 87 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:20,360 Speaker 1: one of you give me athletes foot just walking around 88 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:25,320 Speaker 1: the office where challenge accepted. This next laser story is 89 00:05:25,320 --> 00:05:29,560 Speaker 1: out of hotel headquarters. Here's something that will reveal your age. 90 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:35,279 Speaker 1: This is the one hundredth anniversary of the Howard Johnson brand. Dude, 91 00:05:35,279 --> 00:05:38,080 Speaker 1: those guys have been around forever one years, I guess. Yeah, so, 92 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:40,200 Speaker 1: if you're sixty years old, you probably just felt a 93 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:43,679 Speaker 1: pang of nostalgia. If you're eighteen, you have no clue 94 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:46,400 Speaker 1: what the hell I'm talking about? Do you have? Johnson 95 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:49,599 Speaker 1: does not exist anymore? I saw one the other day. 96 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:53,640 Speaker 1: The hotels do anyway. The Howard Johnson hotel and restaurant 97 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:57,200 Speaker 1: chain is celebrating a century of business by releasing a 98 00:05:57,320 --> 00:06:03,200 Speaker 1: limited edition soap with the scent of fried clam. What 99 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:07,039 Speaker 1: why I know it's weird, so many questions. It's out 100 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:10,080 Speaker 1: of here. It's a nod to the famous fried clam 101 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:13,160 Speaker 1: strips that used to be served at Howard Johnson restaurants 102 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:16,279 Speaker 1: for years. All of them are closed now it's just 103 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:19,000 Speaker 1: the hotels that have stayed home talking about the clams 104 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:24,000 Speaker 1: from our Johnson. Okay, ninety five year old Mortimer totally 105 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:28,640 Speaker 1: double Tree has chocolate chip cookies stick with something like that. Yeah, 106 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:32,480 Speaker 1: flavored like clam and they're in a box. Well as 107 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:35,839 Speaker 1: for the soap itself, it has been infused with lemon 108 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,640 Speaker 1: sea salt and a hint of butter, which is an 109 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:41,479 Speaker 1: homage to the rolls that were served with the fried 110 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:44,400 Speaker 1: clam strips back in the eighties and the nineties. Like 111 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:46,599 Speaker 1: a seafood boy. Yeah, that old guy is like, I'll 112 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:48,480 Speaker 1: just take a stick of butter myself. I don't need 113 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:51,719 Speaker 1: to pay that much for soap. The soap was originally 114 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:54,640 Speaker 1: intended to be a gag gift, with a box selling 115 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:57,520 Speaker 1: for nineteen dollars and twenty five cents. Who wow. But 116 00:06:57,600 --> 00:06:59,880 Speaker 1: according to many of the older people who love Hojo, 117 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:04,760 Speaker 1: they say the scent is unique and briny. Oh Joe, 118 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:08,680 Speaker 1: like a whole club Hue and there's nothing better than 119 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:10,920 Speaker 1: to wake up early in the morning, take a long, 120 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:16,120 Speaker 1: hot shower, and then get clean with the clam. Anyway, yeah, 121 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:19,360 Speaker 1: never mind. So if you want a fresh box of 122 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:22,240 Speaker 1: clam soap, check out our Insta stories for the link 123 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:24,960 Speaker 1: at Brook and Jeffrey. And while you're there, you might 124 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:29,720 Speaker 1: even run into our show assistance. Oh oh, he's clean. Well, 125 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:33,520 Speaker 1: he's like Microsoft's clipping, but instead of bouncing on your screen, 126 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:38,800 Speaker 1: he's he's bouncing on it. That's on nice on a shoe. 127 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:40,720 Speaker 1: Sound means Laser Stories just come to an end for 128 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:43,200 Speaker 1: the day. We'll do it again the same time on Wednesday, 129 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:46,120 Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.