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Speaker 1: All right, you found us on a Friday. Welcome to

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Speaker 1: the podcast. Alexis. How many five hour energy bottles did

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Speaker 1: you count in the trash can? I think it was eleven? Oh, guys,

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Speaker 1: fifty five hour energy? My god, I just hope Jeffrey's

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Speaker 1: heart doesn't exclude his fuel for his parody song. Today's

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Speaker 1: song of the Week is in well today's podcast. There,

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Speaker 1: let's start it now.

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Speaker 2: We may have the opportunity of a lifetime. Okay, it's broken,

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: What do you got, jeff Rarely do we.

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Speaker 2: Ever send Alexis and jose on a flight to be

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Speaker 2: on location somewhere?

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Speaker 1: But rarely, like we've never had rarely. If you say rarely,

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Speaker 1: it makes it sound.

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Speaker 3: Zero.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: The point is we might have to cause this event

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Speaker 2: has been going on in Austin, Texas for years and

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Speaker 2: it just now came to our attention.

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Speaker 4: You're playing the Olympic Games. I thought we're going to London.

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Speaker 5: No, no, no, there is This might be even bigger than that.

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Speaker 2: It's called the o Henry Punoff World Champion say, oh

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Speaker 2: my god. And producer Boyd just he subjected me to

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Speaker 2: ten minutes of watching a video of the previous highlights

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Speaker 2: if he even he can.

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Speaker 6: Call them a highlights.

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Speaker 1: How long are the I like videos?

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Speaker 5: If there's the video was six hours long?

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Speaker 7: Who I'm serious?

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Speaker 2: But basically, there's a stage and there's different categories you

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Speaker 2: can compete in.

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Speaker 5: There's pun versus pun. There's two people punning against each other.

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Speaker 1: Jose, is this your Olympics?

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Speaker 4: It could be. No, it really could be.

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Speaker 2: They have long form puns for retel like a long

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Speaker 2: story full of puns, also pun slingers.

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Speaker 5: I don't want to get into it.

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Speaker 2: It's all viewed by the public sitting on a lawn

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Speaker 2: and folding chairs. And I'm gonna give you a fourteen

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Speaker 2: second snapshot of what it sounds like because it's probably

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Speaker 2: all you can take.

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Speaker 1: I want ten minutes here it is.

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Speaker 2: Policeman Ray gave me a collie and said the shizu

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Speaker 2: was hitting the fan in Egypt. I started having terrible

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Speaker 2: joint pain, so naturally I went to see a chiro praactor.

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Speaker 1: What's you're sprouting off again? I art it choke you.

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Speaker 4: So bad?

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Speaker 1: Hell exists is.

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Speaker 2: So not surprisingly It's a free event held on the

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Speaker 2: grass outside of the O Henry Museum downtown.

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Speaker 1: I think it sounds funny for again, maybe twenty five seconds.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna take it ten more seconds of that.

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Speaker 4: The Chiro Jokers are really good Egyptian cities I did.

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Speaker 1: I like the art of choke one as well.

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Speaker 4: Pretty good. I mean, I guess that's the point of

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Speaker 5: Just horrible.

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Speaker 2: It's May eleventh this year, so if one of our

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Speaker 2: listeners wants to go and tell us about it, you

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Speaker 2: can put your review in our Instagram comments, or write

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Speaker 2: your best puns in our Instagram comments at Brooke and Jeffrey,

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Speaker 2: because Digital Jake loves to read and respond to all

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Speaker 2: of your puns. First, he's got to do some trivia

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Speaker 2: with us, though, so take it away, Jake.

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Speaker 8: Well, you know why we're playing this music because we're

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Speaker 8: celebrating Cinco to Mayay. Shockingly, Sino to Myo is not

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Speaker 8: a holiday about the five great male brands of the

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Speaker 8: US being Hellman's Hinds, Duke's Craft, and miracle whip.

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Speaker 1: Oh, get out of here with your miracles, notise little though.

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Speaker 8: In fact, it's actually a holiday honoring Mexican culture on

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Speaker 8: the fifth of May.

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Speaker 5: Learning things new every day.

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Speaker 7: But that's why today we're gonna do a.

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Speaker 8: Special round of trivia questions all about Sinco a k a.

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Speaker 7: The number five in a brand new edition.

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Speaker 8: Of Plenty of twenty. Okay, okay, we'll start with the

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Speaker 8: woman who occasionally throws up in her bathroom Sinco.

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Speaker 1: That's Alexis right there, That is.

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Speaker 5: Alexis.

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Speaker 8: Nobody can help you with this question. It's all you

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Speaker 8: on your loan show?

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Speaker 1: Are you going to ask her to count to five

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Speaker 8: I don't want to do things too hard for her

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Speaker 8: solo on Synco Alexis here you go. We're celebrating the

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Speaker 8: number five today, So in honor of that, your question

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Speaker 8: is is five a prime number?

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Speaker 9: Oh?

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Speaker 10: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Primes? Oh it's something with dividing them or multiplying them. No, no,

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Speaker 1: something about them? Can you divide it by itself? Can

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Speaker 1: Talk it out follow that prime numbers or even numbers.

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Speaker 1: So I'm gonna say it's not prime.

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Speaker 8: Alexis said it's not prime. That is incorrect? Is a

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Speaker 8: prime number?

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Speaker 1: And what is a prime number?

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Speaker 5: What is a prime number?

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Speaker 1: Bro by it and that's that's it?

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Speaker 5: Anything else?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they go over it in third grade. I'll get

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Speaker 1: this one next year.

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Speaker 8: It transforms into a car prime something. Okay, alexis is out.

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Speaker 1: We're over to brook Brook.

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Speaker 8: It's commonly believed that humans have five senses sound, sight, touch, smell,

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Speaker 8: and taste. According to signience, what is the strongest?

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Speaker 1: Interesting? Well, yeah, I'm gonna say eyesight is out for me, definitely.

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Speaker 1: saying what constantly?

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 1: What do you say? Dogs? Never say that dogs is here?

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Speaker 4: They just smell.

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Speaker 3: They smell.

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Speaker 1: But those taste buds. I am so good at tasting

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Speaker 1: things Brook, I'm gonna go. No, I'm gonna go.

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Speaker 8: Taste Brook went with taste that is direct, according to science,

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Speaker 8: is actually sight. Humans tend to rely on eyesight more

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Speaker 8: than any of the other four senses sciences. We're over

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Speaker 8: to so far out of five Jose, your turn. The

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Speaker 8: Pentagon is a famous five sided building. You have five

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Speaker 8: I'm sorry, I just gave up time ran out. I

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Speaker 8: won't have accepted home plate yes, school crossing signs uh

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Speaker 8: sections on a soccer ball. Maybe pentagrams for our Satanists

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Speaker 8: out there, Jeffrey, we've gotten three wrongs so far. I

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Speaker 8: think if you get it wrong, then I'm gonna choose

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Speaker 1: It couldn't these questions be about tacos and tequila.

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Speaker 8: Those are not five sided, Jeffrey. There was a famous

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Speaker 7: True or false?

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Speaker 8: Was it started by five guys?

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Speaker 5: Okay?

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Speaker 2: Well, the last time that I hung out with five guys,

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Speaker 2: we definitely were not coming up with fun restaurant ideas.

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Speaker 8: But there were peanuts all over the floor.

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Speaker 5: Yes, and a lot of talk about meat between mean buns.

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Speaker 2: But I think it's just too obvious that like five

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Speaker 1: You don't think it's like five brothers that I've started.

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Speaker 1: I always thought it was brothers, but maybe they wasn't

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Speaker 1: all five. Maybe it was like a dad, and I

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Speaker 5: I think that's what they want you to think so

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Speaker 5: that it sounds wholesome.

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Speaker 2: But really it's just one billionaire guy that's like taking

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Speaker 1: We're okay, spending thirty dollars on a burger.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna say it's not five guys started. You said false, false,

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Speaker 5: Jeffrey said false.

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Speaker 7: That is that's correct.

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Speaker 5: Jeffrey was founded.

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Speaker 8: By a husband and wife who named it after his

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Speaker 8: five sons, who helped manage the franchises to this day.

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Speaker 5: It's a family business.

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Speaker 8: Now, Okay, that means Jeffrey's one Today's edition of plenty

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Speaker 2: Since I got the only answer, right, I get to

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Speaker 2: choose who gets shocked, congratulations, and I'm gonna go. Let's see,

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Speaker 2: it's gonna be superman. It's not easy. By five for fighting?

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Speaker 1: Five?

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Speaker 5: Okay, okay, and I'm gonna give it to Jose on

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Speaker 7: All right.

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Speaker 1: I remember I was at a hockey game and they

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Speaker 6: That band that like a penalty.

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Speaker 1: It's in a penalty box for fighting. And that's why

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Speaker 1: they named the band five.

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Speaker 2: I thought it was like, your fists have five fingers

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Speaker 5: Okay, all right, well let's.

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Speaker 4: Sing some five for fighting.

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Speaker 1: I can't stand.

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Speaker 14: I'm not that NAII.

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Speaker 2: I wanted was a perfect spot on rendition of it.

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Speaker 7: Shock you again, shock Collar question of the day.

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Speaker 3: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Can you guys believe it's been twenty three years since

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Speaker 2: Shrek hit theaters.

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Speaker 1: That is insane, Alexis.

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Speaker 5: I don't even think you were potty trained yet at

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't remember.

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Speaker 6: To think about it.

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Speaker 5: In the morning.

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Speaker 2: Since then, multiple generations have seen and fallen in love

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Speaker 5: Of its characters because it's such a great movie.

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Speaker 2: And maybe some of you saw this, but there's a

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Speaker 2: and he recently made a video doing a deep dive

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Speaker 2: on Shrek and found one particularly disturbing detail.

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Speaker 1: You will never see it.

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Speaker 2: It's from the beginning of the movie where you see

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Speaker 2: the Bear family from Goldilocks and cages after being captured

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Speaker 2: by Lord Farquad's soldiers.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, can you picture that they're.

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Speaker 5: All sitting in their cages.

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Speaker 2: And then later you see Papa Bear and Baby Bear

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Speaker 2: over at Shrek Swamp crying without Mama Bear anywhere around.

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Speaker 1: It gets worse, Jose, I think you need to sit down.

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Speaker 5: Here comes the creepy part.

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Speaker 2: Later, there's a scene inside far Quad's castle where just

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Speaker 2: exactly like Mama Bear.

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Speaker 1: I know the signature bow. Like, why are they going

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Speaker 1: to leave that on? Isn't that crazy?

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Speaker 2: I mean, the detail that they put into this story,

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Speaker 1: Oh, it's just one of the animators has some deep

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Speaker 1: he was making track.

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Speaker 15: Usually they're like, I put a photo of my kid

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Speaker 15: hidden in one of the things.

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Speaker 4: Yes, but not this.

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Speaker 2: That easter egg is changing the way that people look

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Speaker 2: Fifty one year old's Catholic priest named Lawrence Kozak is

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Speaker 5: Apparently you're not supposed to do that.

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Speaker 2: Upon closer examination, it was found the priest had used

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Speaker 2: Since the stories come out, Lawrence has been removed from

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure priests have huge retirements.

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Speaker 2: This next laser story is out of Home, Sweet Home HQ.

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Speaker 2: If the skittles taste the rainbow ad campaign lives rent

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Speaker 5: Moving into it.

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Speaker 1: I love it so much.

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Speaker 17: I know it.

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Speaker 2: Reminds me of like a nineties children's TV set.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, just all colors.

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Speaker 1: And shapes, and it's free, three for a year.

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Speaker 5: For a whole year. Here's the specifics.

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Speaker 2: It's a three hundred and fifty three square foot apartment

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Speaker 5: There's a lot of skittles decore. So if you have

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Speaker 4: It's diabetic.

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Speaker 2: May twenty first again. Details can be found in the

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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's cool.

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Speaker 1: They got to get it up there before they're banned

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Speaker 5: This next Lazer stories out of Food News.

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Speaker 7: Yay.

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Speaker 2: If you're thinking about raining in your diet before summer,

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Speaker 2: this could be the nudge you need. Because May is

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Speaker 2: National Salad Month.

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Speaker 7: How real May for the salads?

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Speaker 2: A new poll ask people for the strangest things they

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, listen, people do with anything.

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Speaker 5: People got real creative with some of their answers.

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Speaker 2: Some of the top weird ones were banana, peanut butter, popcorn, marshmallows, meatballs,

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Speaker 1: So I think that the sound's supposed to be healthy, y'all, marshmallow,

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Speaker 2: Overall, the number one salad topping is cheese, followed by tomatoes, bacony, croutons.

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Speaker 5: And cucumbers.

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Speaker 2: Remember, salads are not automatically healthy. It really depends on

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Speaker 1: Your description sounds like we can just eat a bowl

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Speaker 1: of caeso and as long as it's got a.

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Speaker 5: Garnish on it, chocolate pudding, chocolate sad. See there's a

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Speaker 2: The most popular dressing is ranch, followed by Italian and caesar.

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Speaker 2: there's this May is also national Hamburger months.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it's a separate in between buns. This next Lazer

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Speaker 2: stories out of Holiday Headquarters. Recently, it was World Password Day,

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Speaker 2: when we're supposed to update our passwords and make sure

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Speaker 5: I hate that, yeah, because like you log in.

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Speaker 4: So it forces me to change it everything.

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Speaker 7: You forget time.

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Speaker 2: The most common in the US last year were one, two, three, four,

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Speaker 5: A company called Hive.

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Speaker 2: Systems puts out a graphic showing how long it would

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Speaker 5: Now, okay, even a nine digit number would only take

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Speaker 2: Well, things get a lot more secure as soon as

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Speaker 2: If you add all those things along with numbers, a

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Speaker 2: seventy nine years to crack. I'm secure, Or if you

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Speaker 1: Oh, get out of here.

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Speaker 5: That would take nineteen quintillion.

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Speaker 5: Nine six nine, A few exclamation points.

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Speaker 1: When we started with a nine, I thought that was tricky.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how means Laser Stories has come to an

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Speaker 2: end for the day. We'll do it again, same time

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Speaker 2: on Monday.

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Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: It's a special holiday where, if you're doing it right,

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Speaker 7: Sentence with Hey, how you do it?

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Speaker 5: That's a good man.

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Speaker 2: That level of brain power is just enough to play

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Speaker 5: Edition, ruffin Round. It's music trivia with a dash of

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Speaker 13: To go with it.

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Speaker 5: We're all gonna play coming up right after this.

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Speaker 2: Why am I playing this music right now? For all

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Speaker 2: you hip hop aficionados. This song is by Houdini. It's

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Speaker 5: Cause we're celebrating Cinco de.

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Speaker 10: Maya with our favorite game, riff Around, Riffing around, the

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Speaker 2: The instrumental of a very popular song and my co

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Speaker 2: hosts just have to name the tune without giving attitude

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Speaker 1: did you want come prepared? Sign it for tacos.

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Speaker 4: Over many tacos or something?

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Speaker 7: In honor of Sinco.

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Speaker 2: Every single song today you hear should have the number

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Speaker 2: We're gonna start things off with our resident five year

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Speaker 5: Name this tune, Oh Momo number five? Where it is?

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Speaker 4: She's had breakfast tequila shops already.

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Speaker 1: Yeah what.

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Speaker 2: No, Jose, the name of the theme song the HAWAII'SI

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Speaker 2: the theme.

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Speaker 8: Song to Hawaii.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's right, I got a seal latinos everywhere. We'll

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Speaker 2: finally respect you now, Jose, if you can actually name

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Speaker 5: I need to guess, Jose.

459
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:56,159
Speaker 4: It sounds old summer timbling goes in.

460
00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:59,720
Speaker 5: I'm gonna say the good old fifty opinion.

461
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:04,399
Speaker 1: I don't know what it's Dolly Parton working nine to five.

462
00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:07,280
Speaker 5: Nine to five by Dolly Parton.

463
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:13,520
Speaker 2: Wow, we're all even as we headed around two playing

464
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:16,680
Speaker 2: riffing around Cinco de Mayo version where the number five

465
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:20,400
Speaker 2: shows up somewhere in the title or in the artist's name. Okay,

466
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,720
Speaker 2: so Alexis, count on your fingers. If you need help

467
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:26,480
Speaker 2: with this, man, you drop this Cinco di Drinco classic.

468
00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:32,320
Speaker 1: Oh and that it's just Casino that does not five

469
00:22:32,359 --> 00:22:32,920
Speaker 1: in it?

470
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:33,560
Speaker 7: Was it?

471
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:36,280
Speaker 1: No, that's not I thought it's jes Posino.

472
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:40,399
Speaker 2: That's not Chico by Lewis Fonsi, because in Spanish that

473
00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:41,679
Speaker 2: translates to five.

474
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:44,359
Speaker 1: What cinco is five?

475
00:22:45,359 --> 00:22:47,679
Speaker 5: You know what, chat GPT screwed that one up.

476
00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:54,000
Speaker 11: Chat GPT gets.

477
00:22:52,359 --> 00:22:56,280
Speaker 5: That second point on the board. Can't trust that chat GPT.

478
00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:58,959
Speaker 2: We're on the Brook, Brook you normally take your clothes

479
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,200
Speaker 2: off to this song, but right now we're.

480
00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:03,760
Speaker 5: Begging you to keep them on and just name it.

481
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:12,080
Speaker 1: Here we go, Oh uh walk five hundred miles.

482
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:14,879
Speaker 5: I'm gonna be by the proclaimers. Brook. You tied it

483
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:16,120
Speaker 5: up to correct.

484
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:19,680
Speaker 2: Two for alexis one for Jose, But Jose you get

485
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:21,520
Speaker 2: to tie it to. This is an old one, but

486
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:23,720
Speaker 2: it's been in a ton of movies and there's five

487
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:24,920
Speaker 2: somewhere in it.

488
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:25,840
Speaker 7: Name it.

489
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:30,800
Speaker 1: Oh, it's not your turn, Brooks.

490
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:34,400
Speaker 7: Don't make me take a point away from you.

491
00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:43,080
Speaker 4: Oh no, that's my Brook knows it. I don't know.

492
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:45,880
Speaker 5: We're gonna pass.

493
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:45,760
Speaker 13: You steal it.

494
00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:49,440
Speaker 1: I don't know it. I don't know five o'clock.

495
00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:53,680
Speaker 5: That was a decent guest. I think it's Jenny's number.

496
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:56,040
Speaker 1: But eight six seven five three oh nine six.

497
00:23:56,000 --> 00:24:00,960
Speaker 2: Seven three nine need to come out with five songs.

498
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:03,040
Speaker 5: Brooke jumps into the lead.

499
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:06,080
Speaker 2: Correct, And if you guys are watching the video, she's

500
00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:08,800
Speaker 2: physically jumping, yes, very excited.

501
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:09,560
Speaker 5: Here's where we're at.

502
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:12,120
Speaker 2: Brooke is in the lead with three, Alexis has two,

503
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:15,560
Speaker 2: Jose has one, Chat GPT has negative.

504
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:20,160
Speaker 5: Come on Jeck Chat GPT riffing around Sinko de mio.

505
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:22,520
Speaker 2: The magic number is five because it's somewhere in the

506
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:25,480
Speaker 2: song title or the artist's name. And Alexis, all of

507
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:28,120
Speaker 2: our male listeners have volunteered to give you a low

508
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:35,720
Speaker 2: five if you can name this too.

509
00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:43,560
Speaker 5: No, I'm disappointed.

510
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:48,119
Speaker 1: All you gotta do is work work.

511
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:52,960
Speaker 7: Negative points for trying to jump in.

512
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:56,720
Speaker 1: How does work?

513
00:24:57,560 --> 00:25:06,480
Speaker 2: That's right that she didn't say the name of the song, like, okay, wow, I'm.

514
00:25:06,359 --> 00:25:07,439
Speaker 4: Just gonna give him all of it.

515
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:09,600
Speaker 1: And I thought it was my turn.

516
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:12,040
Speaker 4: I didn't know we could just ask questions the whole time.

517
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:17,840
Speaker 5: Right, it's a name the segment, it's not five questions.

518
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:19,560
Speaker 5: Let's go on to brook Brook.

519
00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:21,840
Speaker 2: You should get this one right, even though it's forty

520
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:23,160
Speaker 2: years past your generation.

521
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:28,520
Speaker 7: Go I got five on it. I got five hard.

522
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:31,240
Speaker 5: That was way too weaks and that's another classic.

523
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:32,440
Speaker 4: That's what makes me feel old.

524
00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:35,760
Speaker 5: And so Brook now is in the lead with four. Correct.

525
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:38,840
Speaker 1: My husband still doesn't understand what that song's about.

526
00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:43,040
Speaker 2: He's so dirky Jose you have one point, but you

527
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:47,480
Speaker 2: can use your five finger discount and steal the victory.

528
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:50,240
Speaker 5: Amazing if you can name this song.

529
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:55,040
Speaker 4: It's your birthday.

530
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:57,200
Speaker 7: That's not the name of the song.

531
00:25:57,359 --> 00:26:00,080
Speaker 5: Give it to Alexis. Can you steal it?

532
00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:01,520
Speaker 14: Give it to you?

533
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,080
Speaker 1: Don't want to get into bad I thought it was like.

534
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:13,160
Speaker 5: Who's it by.

535
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:16,960
Speaker 18: Club Alexis the winner of ripping around Sinko to Mio.

536
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:22,440
Speaker 7: You're five seconds of fame starts right now.

537
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:25,480
Speaker 6: I don't want that, I want.

538
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:29,240
Speaker 7: And that's it famous.

539
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:34,320
Speaker 2: That was ripping around Cinco demo on jeff the five

540
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:37,480
Speaker 2: Finger Phantom Devo. Your photap is coming.

541
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:41,040
Speaker 3: Up next week, Brooking Jeffrey. In the morning, we got.

542
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:42,800
Speaker 2: An email from a listener who says one of her

543
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:45,680
Speaker 2: good guy friends has been struggling big time in the

544
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:50,280
Speaker 2: dating arena. He's tried apps and blind dates, but nothing

545
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:52,959
Speaker 2: is working. So she convinced him to apply to a

546
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:58,480
Speaker 2: personalized matchmaking service. Just sent in his application. It's a

547
00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:02,880
Speaker 2: little bit pricey, but I think well worth it, especially

548
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:05,000
Speaker 2: once he meets his matchmaking sense.

549
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:07,720
Speaker 5: That would be Brooke.

550
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:09,000
Speaker 14: Go.

551
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:12,640
Speaker 2: She gets right down to business in your phone tab

552
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:16,760
Speaker 2: right now.

553
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:21,000
Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, is this Brent du.

554
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:23,560
Speaker 13: Yeah it is. Who is this?

555
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:28,399
Speaker 1: My name is Jenna Rossady from Matchmaker's USA. We received

556
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:33,400
Speaker 1: your online application to join our program. Oh hi, Hi,

557
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:38,040
Speaker 1: So I'm just curious off the bat, what made you apply?

558
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:44,560
Speaker 14: Well, I've I've been single for a while and I've

559
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:50,360
Speaker 14: tried some of the apps and nothing's working. Yeah, so

560
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:54,400
Speaker 14: I talked to my friend and they recommended your service,

561
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:56,960
Speaker 14: and I thought maybe you can help me.

562
00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:58,639
Speaker 1: You know what, Brent, I'm going to stop you right

563
00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:01,159
Speaker 1: there and say, I do you see what you're doing?

564
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:03,119
Speaker 1: And I'm taken.

565
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:11,680
Speaker 13: I'm not sure I understand.

566
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:12,359
Speaker 1: You know what you're doing.

567
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:14,280
Speaker 13: I do.

568
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:18,600
Speaker 1: Your profile reads like you're kind of a dud, but

569
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:20,879
Speaker 1: much more than that, aren't you?

570
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:26,679
Speaker 13: My profile seemed like I was a dud. I worked

571
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:27,439
Speaker 13: very hard on that.

572
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:30,800
Speaker 1: Actually, look, you're not the first man or woman for

573
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:34,840
Speaker 1: that matter, that's heard this voice and immediately try to

574
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:35,639
Speaker 1: run game on me.

575
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:41,240
Speaker 14: I'm a little confused.

576
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:46,400
Speaker 1: Are you single? No, I've already told you. But if

577
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:48,800
Speaker 1: you're doing this job a long time, so I know

578
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:52,840
Speaker 1: when I'm about to be propositioned, and I will say

579
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:54,520
Speaker 1: I'm flattered.

580
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:58,800
Speaker 14: There must be some kind of misunderstanding, ma'am.

581
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:01,320
Speaker 13: I don't think that's what's going on here.

582
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:04,240
Speaker 1: I understood completely. You were curious to know what I

583
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:11,200
Speaker 1: looked like in a neglige what and you're never gonna

584
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:14,680
Speaker 1: know that because, like I said, I'm in a relationship

585
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:27,480
Speaker 1: with myself. I realized the best person for me was mere.

586
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:27,480
Speaker 13: Single or you're not single?

587
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:35,600
Speaker 1: Oh, you love to pry. It's just like emotionally, physically, intimately, experimentally,

588
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:38,040
Speaker 1: it's all about me.

589
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:41,480
Speaker 13: That sounds very exciting.

590
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:45,160
Speaker 1: You are right, it's called soloonogamy.

591
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:48,200
Speaker 13: I've never heard of sologamy.

592
00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:52,000
Speaker 1: Well enough about me though, right, let's get back to you.

593
00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:55,480
Speaker 1: So I ran your profile through our algorithm and we

594
00:29:55,600 --> 00:30:02,360
Speaker 1: did find a match. Oh yeah, yeah, she checked all

595
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:05,360
Speaker 1: your boxes and I think you are going to be

596
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:07,000
Speaker 1: so pleasantly surprised.

597
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:13,840
Speaker 14: Wow, that's wonderful. Actually, I didn't expect that to happen

598
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:14,440
Speaker 14: so quickly.

599
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:17,080
Speaker 13: Can you tell me anything about her?

600
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:27,120
Speaker 1: Oh? I sure can. It's me. Isn't that crazy?

601
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:29,080
Speaker 13: That is shocking?

602
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:30,120
Speaker 9: Ya?

603
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:33,760
Speaker 14: Don't you work at the matchmaking agency?

604
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:37,720
Speaker 1: I do, but that doesn't preclude me from seeing others.

605
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:39,880
Speaker 1: What am I going to do? Be left out of

606
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:40,280
Speaker 1: the fun.

607
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:44,239
Speaker 14: He just told me that you're sol anogamous and that

608
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:46,240
Speaker 14: you're in a relationship with yourself.

609
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:49,400
Speaker 1: Well that's true, but I'm just not going to tell

610
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:52,880
Speaker 1: myself what I'm doing. What I don't know doesn't hurt me.

611
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:55,320
Speaker 13: I'm so confused.

612
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:59,320
Speaker 1: Well, the only question I have for you is this Friday?

613
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:03,560
Speaker 1: What should I wear? Or what shouldn't I wear?

614
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:10,959
Speaker 14: Uh? So I signed up for a matchmaking service and

615
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,480
Speaker 14: then you you told me that I was hitting on you.

616
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,920
Speaker 14: But then you said that you're dating yourself. And then

617
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:21,040
Speaker 14: you said that we matched and that you're cheating on.

618
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,400
Speaker 13: Yourself and we're going to go out on Friday.

619
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:28,880
Speaker 1: Don't use that word. It's so naughty. I don't want

620
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:34,040
Speaker 1: myself to know. Remember, So, where are you taking me?

621
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:42,040
Speaker 13: Well? I guess we could go for tacos and margaritas.

622
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:45,080
Speaker 1: I can't let this go on any longer. I have

623
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:46,520
Speaker 1: to tell you it's a prank phone call.

624
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:50,120
Speaker 13: What what? What are you talking about?

625
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:52,400
Speaker 1: This is actually broke for the radio show Brook and

626
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:53,320
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning.

627
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:55,720
Speaker 13: Oh my god, are you kidding me?

628
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:58,240
Speaker 1: Amy said you'd fall for that. She's the one that

629
00:31:58,280 --> 00:31:58,680
Speaker 1: set you.

630
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:02,800
Speaker 13: Up for this, that it was so weird and uncomfortable.

631
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:04,960
Speaker 1: Whatever I heard jealousy in your voice.

632
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:08,480
Speaker 13: You heard that it should have been should have been fear.

633
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:13,600
Speaker 3: Wake up every morning was fu taps weekday mornings on

634
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:16,280
Speaker 3: the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

635
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:21,640
Speaker 2: Why is it best friends always make the worst matchmaking

636
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:23,120
Speaker 2: decisions when they're trying.

637
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:23,600
Speaker 1: To set you up.

638
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:28,800
Speaker 2: Amen, They're like, what, he's a great guy, he's just

639
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:32,360
Speaker 2: got a weird roommate that he's quote unquote legally married

640
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:33,680
Speaker 2: to with several children.

641
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:37,640
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, my god, for you, Yes, it's perfect for you.

642
00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:39,160
Speaker 1: You guys would be so cute, all right.

643
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:42,000
Speaker 4: Get Oh she's super annoying. Her laugh is so obnock,

644
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:45,560
Speaker 4: just like your Do you imagine us.

645
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:47,360
Speaker 5: Together in an Oh?

646
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:47,920
Speaker 1: My god.

647
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:50,560
Speaker 2: One of our listeners had the shock of a lifetime

648
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:52,400
Speaker 2: when her friend tried to set her up on a

649
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:55,720
Speaker 2: date at the last minute, and as she walked into

650
00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:59,320
Speaker 2: the bar that night, she knew immediately there had been

651
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:03,719
Speaker 2: a terrible will misunderstanding. Still though, she gave it her

652
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:05,880
Speaker 2: best shot, and you're gonna hear what happened in a

653
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:07,080
Speaker 2: brand new second.

654
00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:10,640
Speaker 7: Date update right after this Second Date up dated.

655
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:14,000
Speaker 2: If someone sets you up on a blind date, what

656
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:17,400
Speaker 2: are the worst possible case scenarios that could come of it,

657
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:19,920
Speaker 2: Like in the first five minutes they ask for a

658
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:21,520
Speaker 2: job interview at your company.

659
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:24,400
Speaker 5: I don't know you would like that.

660
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:26,440
Speaker 1: I mean I thought of worse things in my head

661
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:26,840
Speaker 1: than that.

662
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:28,480
Speaker 4: I didn't even get you, Like.

663
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:31,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, driving the getaway car and they do the bank heist.

664
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:34,920
Speaker 5: I mean they let's say they were really hot.

665
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:36,760
Speaker 1: I mean the fast driver.

666
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:38,040
Speaker 6: Okay, that's exciting.

667
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:41,600
Speaker 2: Maybe you realize halfway through dinner your date is just

668
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:44,080
Speaker 2: three children standing on top of each other in a

669
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:44,760
Speaker 2: trench coat.

670
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:48,440
Speaker 4: It happens more than you think. Hey, you guys want

671
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:49,240
Speaker 4: to go play Fortnite?

672
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:52,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, best case scenario for Jose.

673
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:55,840
Speaker 2: But one of our listeners, Janelle, said she had the

674
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:59,120
Speaker 2: worst possible thing happened after she was set up on

675
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:00,800
Speaker 2: a date by her friends.

676
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:04,520
Speaker 1: To us today, Wait, you know worse than the three

677
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:06,640
Speaker 1: children I stacked on top of each other.

678
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:09,320
Speaker 17: It's so much worse than.

679
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:14,520
Speaker 5: That children, five toddlers, baby duty.

680
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:16,440
Speaker 1: Okay, we're gonna stop being at your page.

681
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:18,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's stop guessing. Why don't you tell us the story.

682
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:21,680
Speaker 2: You said a friend set you up on a blind date.

683
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:24,920
Speaker 17: Yeah, so one of my friends at work. She was

684
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:29,000
Speaker 17: a happy hour and there's this two guy. Okay, she's

685
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,120
Speaker 17: sting there and she wanted me to hang out.

686
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:33,239
Speaker 1: Like a waiter at the happy hour place? Is that

687
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:33,840
Speaker 1: what you're saying?

688
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:37,919
Speaker 17: No, he hangs out there, uh Brook.

689
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:40,799
Speaker 5: Her biggest fantasy is like making away with one of

690
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:42,360
Speaker 5: the staff with the help.

691
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:45,399
Speaker 1: Fantasy or reality job.

692
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:48,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, who was she trying to set you up

693
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:50,240
Speaker 2: with this guy named David?

694
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:52,080
Speaker 17: She's like, he's a real cutie, so why don't you

695
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:54,080
Speaker 17: come up here and try your hands?

696
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:55,160
Speaker 1: Okay, this is.

697
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:57,960
Speaker 2: Like a spontaneous date that she set up while she

698
00:34:58,160 --> 00:34:59,320
Speaker 2: was out somewhere already.

699
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:02,120
Speaker 12: Yes, So I get up there and one got cute,

700
00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:05,280
Speaker 12: of course, and we get there and it's.

701
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:07,520
Speaker 17: Not busy at all. So once I walk inside.

702
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:11,920
Speaker 9: The door, I immediately lock eyes with It's gotta be David.

703
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:15,840
Speaker 17: And guess what what I know David already because he

704
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:19,520
Speaker 17: has experiment three years ago. Okay, it didn't work out.

705
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:23,399
Speaker 1: So she knows your type because it is your type

706
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:24,600
Speaker 1: because you've dated him before.

707
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:28,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, oh no, is that good or bad?

708
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:30,600
Speaker 13: Awkward?

709
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:34,239
Speaker 17: Because he kind of just disappeared on me.

710
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:35,640
Speaker 1: Three years ago.

711
00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:38,880
Speaker 17: He texted me like and just you know, give my

712
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:45,480
Speaker 17: walking papers be it text.

713
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:45,160
Speaker 4: Goodbye, we're done.

714
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:47,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, at least he messaged you. A lot of guys

715
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:49,520
Speaker 2: wouldn't even have need to do that.

716
00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:54,520
Speaker 1: I love how that's still a positive. Like how long

717
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:56,160
Speaker 1: did you guys hang out for three years ago?

718
00:35:57,239 --> 00:35:59,160
Speaker 17: Just for a few months? It wasn't long at all,

719
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:03,960
Speaker 17: but kind of by you know, wow, my.

720
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:07,719
Speaker 2: God, So how did your friends find out that this

721
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:08,480
Speaker 2: was your ex?

722
00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:09,479
Speaker 1: Well?

723
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:11,319
Speaker 17: I just kind of blurted it out. I was like,

724
00:36:12,239 --> 00:36:13,440
Speaker 17: I dted him before.

725
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:16,720
Speaker 1: Oh what did they say?

726
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:20,359
Speaker 17: Everybody was just embarrassed for me and the baby was.

727
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:23,560
Speaker 17: He kind of pulled me to the side, and he's apologetic.

728
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:26,360
Speaker 17: He said he wanted to explain to me the reason,

729
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:28,759
Speaker 17: but I didn't want to explanation.

730
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:30,120
Speaker 1: Like about why he kind of.

731
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 5: Goes to do Maybe there was a good explanation.

732
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:36,960
Speaker 17: Was well, kind of just let me know that he

733
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:39,680
Speaker 17: wasn't ready for what I was looking for at that time.

734
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:43,759
Speaker 2: He was busy studying to be a doctor to say

735
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:48,239
Speaker 2: babies lives.

736
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:49,200
Speaker 5: Was something worse than that?

737
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:50,880
Speaker 1: No, Yeah, I think he had other ideas of what

738
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:52,520
Speaker 1: he wanted to do with his time or who.

739
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:55,320
Speaker 5: Probably must don't lie about that stuff.

740
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:58,200
Speaker 1: But did he do the thing where he comes crawling

741
00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:00,560
Speaker 1: back because now he's seeing that there isn't anything better

742
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:01,279
Speaker 1: in the dating world.

743
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:04,719
Speaker 5: I can't say that, but what I can say is,

744
00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:08,359
Speaker 5: after a few drinks we talked about making out.

745
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:10,280
Speaker 17: I mean talk.

746
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:12,759
Speaker 5: About making out.

747
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:14,759
Speaker 1: Who brought that up? I did?

748
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:17,400
Speaker 17: He was kind of one of my best makeout partners.

749
00:37:17,719 --> 00:37:23,520
Speaker 1: Oh okay, it's totally disappointed that it was David when

750
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:24,520
Speaker 1: you showed up to the bars.

751
00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:27,160
Speaker 2: You can make out, though, but you've gone from like

752
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:29,920
Speaker 2: I cannot believe I got set up with this horrible

753
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:32,160
Speaker 2: x of mind to talking about you're the best makeout

754
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:33,480
Speaker 2: I've ever had to.

755
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:34,040
Speaker 6: Call him again.

756
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:36,319
Speaker 15: Isn't it funny how life is?

757
00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:40,279
Speaker 1: What happened that night?

758
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:44,240
Speaker 17: Yeah, well, guys, I'm going to shock you with this one.

759
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:49,360
Speaker 5: We made out. You don't say.

760
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:53,440
Speaker 1: You went back to his place? No?

761
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:57,160
Speaker 17: No, no, he fits me home in an uber like

762
00:37:57,239 --> 00:37:58,399
Speaker 17: I was on cloud night?

763
00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:01,560
Speaker 1: Did you want the uber?

764
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:02,080
Speaker 3: Was he like?

765
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:07,879
Speaker 1: See she's getting I thought this was your talk.

766
00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:11,160
Speaker 5: Stop asking to make out with me and go home.

767
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:16,439
Speaker 4: That's a good point. We're saying, congrats. Did you want

768
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:18,040
Speaker 4: to leave with him or no?

769
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:20,560
Speaker 17: Of course I wanted to leave with him.

770
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:23,240
Speaker 5: Okay, but he was trying to be responsible.

771
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:27,080
Speaker 1: Did you really think at the end of the night

772
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:28,280
Speaker 1: you would hear from him again?

773
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,600
Speaker 6: I was hop Okay, you were.

774
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:34,960
Speaker 17: People, you know.

775
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:39,120
Speaker 5: Have you tried to contact him after that night happened?

776
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:40,200
Speaker 17: Yeah?

777
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:44,520
Speaker 1: How many times? And at what time of day?

778
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:48,280
Speaker 17: Whole history has a repeat hisself?

779
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:53,080
Speaker 1: Apparently I didn't learn my lessons because he's not responding again.

780
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,160
Speaker 1: Back to this, And why do you think us calling

781
00:38:56,239 --> 00:38:57,920
Speaker 1: him is going to make a difference, because we're not

782
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:04,239
Speaker 1: her Brot'll be honest, like, I'll learned something from this.

783
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:07,360
Speaker 2: Okay, you're still willing to give this guy a chance

784
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:10,560
Speaker 2: after he ditched you not once, but twice, or this.

785
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:11,440
Speaker 4: Will end the cycle?

786
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:13,880
Speaker 1: Yes, that toxic?

787
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:17,520
Speaker 5: No, don't trust the gen Z on what's toxic?

788
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:21,240
Speaker 1: And nine about gen Zer, But don't trust Alexis.

789
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:24,000
Speaker 4: She just takes it four boys before we started.

790
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:26,080
Speaker 5: But you know what, we're gonna try this. We're gonna

791
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:26,920
Speaker 5: do this for you, Janelle.

792
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 2: We're gonna call David, who's technically one of your exes,

793
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:32,799
Speaker 2: and see if he's willing to give it another shot

794
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:33,560
Speaker 2: with you.

795
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:37,400
Speaker 1: I hope he remember to what's happening.

796
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:39,479
Speaker 5: We're doing it with our second date. Update right after

797
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:44,040
Speaker 5: this hold on second date update if.

798
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:47,640
Speaker 2: You're just joining us, this is definitely an unusual one

799
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:50,520
Speaker 2: for second date because we're kind of reaching out to

800
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:52,720
Speaker 2: Janelle's ex boyfriend David.

801
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:54,440
Speaker 1: I don't like there's a kind of about it.

802
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:57,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the return of the Dave because they did

803
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:03,399
Speaker 2: it didn't three years ago when he suddenly ditched her

804
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:04,440
Speaker 2: over text message.

805
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:06,160
Speaker 5: So fast forward to today.

806
00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:09,400
Speaker 2: At a random happy hour, they accidentally got set up

807
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:13,040
Speaker 2: on a blind date, which of course was very awkward

808
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:15,880
Speaker 2: when it first started, but after an apology and a

809
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:18,880
Speaker 2: lot of drinks, they were in a much better place. Yes,

810
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:21,920
Speaker 2: even ended up making out again that night, which.

811
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,319
Speaker 1: I mean, your ex is at a bar. Who isn't

812
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:26,080
Speaker 1: gonna make out with him? It's how you say hi?

813
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:31,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, Now Dave is being shady once again, shocking, so

814
00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:33,920
Speaker 2: we need to call him and figure out once and

815
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:35,279
Speaker 2: for all what's going on?

816
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:37,799
Speaker 5: Brooke, what are your thoughts on this situation?

817
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:41,319
Speaker 1: I just think you know already what's going on, But

818
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:45,600
Speaker 1: I get it, like it's the chase, It's why doesn't

819
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:46,200
Speaker 1: he want you?

820
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:46,880
Speaker 5: Like?

821
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:48,520
Speaker 1: That is totally understandable.

822
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:53,200
Speaker 17: I'll member now unless I a how about that?

823
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:57,439
Speaker 5: Okay? Well, the two times that he told you.

824
00:40:57,400 --> 00:41:02,640
Speaker 1: Know, she wants an answer that he hasn't given her yet.

825
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:07,879
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, okay, maybe a radio show calling will help

826
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:10,879
Speaker 2: give him some clarity and realize that you're the one

827
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:11,319
Speaker 2: for him.

828
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:16,320
Speaker 1: What Okay, I still think there's something there. You're hoping

829
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:16,920
Speaker 1: he grew up?

830
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:24,839
Speaker 2: Okay, the dating world has really messed you up? All right, Well,

831
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:26,959
Speaker 2: you know what, there's some optimism in the room. Let's

832
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:30,040
Speaker 2: give David a call, see if he answers. I'm down

833
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:40,200
Speaker 2: the number right now. Hello, Hey, we're looking to talk

834
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:43,839
Speaker 2: to David. Yeah, hey, David.

835
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:46,719
Speaker 5: Brace yourself because you're on the radio right now.

836
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:49,480
Speaker 1: Hey, David, welcome to the show.

837
00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:52,720
Speaker 5: What is allowed allowed?

838
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:55,319
Speaker 4: That's required, it's part of our show.

839
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:57,080
Speaker 5: As long as I tell you that you're on the radio,

840
00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:57,840
Speaker 5: then it's legal.

841
00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:01,879
Speaker 1: Not funny, very easy, Yeah, okay with them.

842
00:42:02,239 --> 00:42:04,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll beep stuff if you swear.

843
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,920
Speaker 2: This is a segment that we do call the second

844
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,560
Speaker 2: Date Update, where we try to help one of our

845
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:13,160
Speaker 2: listeners reconnect with somebody that they had like a romantic

846
00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:18,239
Speaker 2: spark with. Okay, okay, and this is a woman that

847
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:20,719
Speaker 2: you actually have a lot of history with, but you

848
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:22,839
Speaker 2: met up with her again recently at a happy hour

849
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:23,960
Speaker 2: named Janelle.

850
00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:26,920
Speaker 13: Oh what does she want?

851
00:42:27,239 --> 00:42:30,120
Speaker 1: Oh so that was like, what does she want? I'm

852
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:30,880
Speaker 1: so excited.

853
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:35,640
Speaker 2: I mean the short answer is like, what she wants

854
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:37,080
Speaker 2: is to see you again.

855
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:39,719
Speaker 12: Oh no, yeah, I don't know about that.

856
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:43,279
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, were you excited to see Janelle when she

857
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:44,080
Speaker 1: walked into the bar?

858
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:46,640
Speaker 12: No, that was super awkward.

859
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:49,759
Speaker 5: Oh okay, hold on, hold on.

860
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:52,680
Speaker 2: In her defense, she was like, oh no, I've dated him,

861
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:53,279
Speaker 2: and it was like it.

862
00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:54,200
Speaker 4: Was awkward for her too.

863
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:54,919
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's true.

864
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:56,920
Speaker 2: It was awkward for the people in the room too,

865
00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:58,960
Speaker 2: when they all found out that you guys had been

866
00:42:59,000 --> 00:42:59,680
Speaker 2: together before.

867
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:00,600
Speaker 13: Yeah.

868
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:05,600
Speaker 2: So yeah, okay, I mean totally understandable. But Janelle said

869
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:07,839
Speaker 2: that after you guys hung out for a little bit,

870
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:10,760
Speaker 2: after you had a few drinks, things seemed to settle

871
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:11,080
Speaker 2: in more.

872
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:12,600
Speaker 5: And you even apologize to her.

873
00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:15,080
Speaker 12: Oh yeah, I mean, like, I don't like that I

874
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:18,600
Speaker 12: semi ghosted her. It's not like who I am, you know, I.

875
00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:19,400
Speaker 13: Don't mean to do that.

876
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:22,400
Speaker 1: It's kind of what you're doing again, because.

877
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:26,680
Speaker 5: Well, he doesn't like that he's doing it again. Yeah,

878
00:43:26,719 --> 00:43:28,600
Speaker 5: it just doesn't make him feel good, but he will

879
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:29,040
Speaker 5: do it.

880
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:30,160
Speaker 3: Yeah.

881
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:32,399
Speaker 12: I mean, like, look, I know I told her I

882
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:35,080
Speaker 12: had grown, but like, I don't want to date.

883
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:37,399
Speaker 1: Wait, you don't want to date or you don't want

884
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:38,160
Speaker 1: to date her.

885
00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:40,440
Speaker 13: Just in general honestly.

886
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:43,080
Speaker 12: Oh yeah, I mean she I know she wants to

887
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:46,279
Speaker 12: like settle down and have kids, and like we talked

888
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:48,960
Speaker 12: about that, but I don't. I don't want to do that.

889
00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:50,560
Speaker 12: I don't I want to be single. I don't want

890
00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:51,680
Speaker 12: to disappoint her or anything.

891
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:54,319
Speaker 1: I think that is like such a hard thing for

892
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:56,759
Speaker 1: women to accept. And I don't like I think that

893
00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:59,319
Speaker 1: you're totally valid for saying that, but like so many

894
00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:01,239
Speaker 1: times and could be like, well, but if you.

895
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:05,680
Speaker 12: Do it with me, I can see us having plans

896
00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:07,520
Speaker 12: on a Friday night and then a buddy calls me

897
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:09,319
Speaker 12: up and is like, hey, you want to go hang out,

898
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:11,239
Speaker 12: And honest to god, I would ditch her.

899
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:14,520
Speaker 17: It's an unfortunate circumstance.

900
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:16,680
Speaker 12: It's like I won't make her a priority.

901
00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:19,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's because it's mature that you know that,

902
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:21,760
Speaker 2: and you can like say that.

903
00:44:21,719 --> 00:44:23,920
Speaker 1: But it's not mature that the.

904
00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:28,920
Speaker 12: Yeah, I don't care, Like whatever judgment call you want

905
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:30,840
Speaker 12: to put on it, it's who I am and I

906
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:31,359
Speaker 12: admit it.

907
00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:35,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, somebody says who they are, you gotta believe.

908
00:44:35,239 --> 00:44:39,400
Speaker 4: Them absolutely, at least you're saying it. Some people just ghost.

909
00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:40,880
Speaker 4: Well he was doing was?

910
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:41,239
Speaker 12: I mean?

911
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:43,600
Speaker 17: I was going to I was going to text her,

912
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:45,399
Speaker 17: but honestly, that.

913
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:47,200
Speaker 1: Classic text love that thing.

914
00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:49,480
Speaker 2: I'm sorry to ruin your plans to text her and

915
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:52,120
Speaker 2: ditch her, but we need to tell you she's actually

916
00:44:52,200 --> 00:45:00,000
Speaker 2: on the phone right now. She's wanting to talk to you.

917
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:01,400
Speaker 5: Different energy than I thought.

918
00:45:01,719 --> 00:45:09,040
Speaker 2: Hi, how are you Jane Janel?

919
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:10,920
Speaker 5: You heard what he was saying.

920
00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:11,840
Speaker 6: Right, yeah?

921
00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:15,880
Speaker 17: I mean, but what could be so bad? David? Like me?

922
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:16,839
Speaker 13: Wait?

923
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:18,600
Speaker 6: Wait, are you not listening to him?

924
00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:21,040
Speaker 17: I mean, if you wanted to hang out with your

925
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:23,120
Speaker 17: friends while we were hanging out, all you have to

926
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:24,960
Speaker 17: do is say so you can do that?

927
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:26,000
Speaker 6: Oh God, do.

928
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:30,000
Speaker 17: Seriously?

929
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:31,319
Speaker 5: Like you don't mean that?

930
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:34,320
Speaker 17: Yes, it will be no issue.

931
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:39,239
Speaker 1: No, this is like I'm a cool girl, walk all

932
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:41,440
Speaker 1: over me, Like, you don't do that.

933
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:43,919
Speaker 17: I'm trying to be understanding.

934
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:45,839
Speaker 1: You don't have to be understanding with someone who will

935
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:49,440
Speaker 1: make you also a priority, yes, who respects you.

936
00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:51,799
Speaker 12: I mean, and you want to be understanding. Understand that, Like,

937
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:52,799
Speaker 12: I don't want this?

938
00:45:54,400 --> 00:46:00,240
Speaker 17: What exactly don't you want more.

939
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:01,080
Speaker 4: It's crazy.

940
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:01,520
Speaker 17: I don't know.

941
00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:03,480
Speaker 12: You want to be in a serious relationship and I'm

942
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:05,520
Speaker 12: looking for a very much more casual thing.

943
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:07,960
Speaker 17: I don't think you get it. I have a lot

944
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:11,759
Speaker 17: of I can put on.

945
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:15,000
Speaker 1: That's a good spin. That's a good spin.

946
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:16,879
Speaker 12: Okay, Well, I don't know if you like who I am.

947
00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:18,160
Speaker 5: I really don't.

948
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:21,600
Speaker 17: Oh what, You're an awesome person. What is there not

949
00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:24,239
Speaker 17: to like about you? I don't want to do that though.

950
00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:24,879
Speaker 13: I don't want to look.

951
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:29,839
Speaker 12: I buy my toenails and I eat them, all rightails,

952
00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:33,000
Speaker 12: I eats, and I put the big ones.

953
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:36,200
Speaker 5: I keep the big ones in a little box. Oh god, But.

954
00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:38,719
Speaker 1: The flexibility it takes to be able to do that.

955
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:42,480
Speaker 17: We'll just work on healthier coping mechanisms.

956
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:46,239
Speaker 6: Like that's all huhying to.

957
00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:46,719
Speaker 4: Get rid of her.

958
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:49,200
Speaker 17: There's so many other things that you can chew on.

959
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:50,279
Speaker 5: Yeah, I will.

960
00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:54,640
Speaker 2: I feel like he's politely as possible, trying to steer

961
00:46:54,719 --> 00:46:56,360
Speaker 2: you away from a bad situation.

962
00:46:57,239 --> 00:46:59,440
Speaker 1: But I was, to her credit, I don't know. When

963
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:02,239
Speaker 1: we talked to her, she didn't say she wanted a

964
00:47:02,239 --> 00:47:05,759
Speaker 1: big relationship with you. She literally said, I just want

965
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:06,800
Speaker 1: a couple more dates.

966
00:47:08,719 --> 00:47:11,640
Speaker 17: Like yeah, no, I don't. I don't think you will

967
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:16,799
Speaker 17: eating baby or anything with you. I don't think you

968
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:18,440
Speaker 17: get me like I'm super lazy.

969
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:20,640
Speaker 12: Okay, like I pee in the backyard instead of going

970
00:47:20,719 --> 00:47:23,960
Speaker 12: upstairs to go pee in the bathroom.

971
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:23,080
Speaker 8: Part of.

972
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:25,680
Speaker 17: Nothing wrong with that?

973
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:30,400
Speaker 1: What God, pick up your self respect, it's on the floor.

974
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:33,840
Speaker 17: I'm not a quitter. I am not a quitter. O.

975
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:38,640
Speaker 2: Janelle is still into this after the toe biting and

976
00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:43,080
Speaker 2: the backyard defecating. We love to send you guys on

977
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:45,600
Speaker 2: another date that we would pay for.

978
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:48,040
Speaker 4: And he'll probably did you halfway through for his friends.

979
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:50,719
Speaker 2: I know the answer is yes from Janelle already, so

980
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:52,839
Speaker 2: we needed to get an answer from you, David, would

981
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:54,120
Speaker 2: you be willing to see her one more time?

982
00:47:55,080 --> 00:48:00,799
Speaker 17: No? You know you're great, Seriously, you're it's not you

983
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:01,359
Speaker 17: with me.

984
00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:03,640
Speaker 4: I just don't want classic.

985
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:06,839
Speaker 2: Well, Jane, I'm sorry, but it looks like we're not

986
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:08,920
Speaker 2: going to be able to set you up again with

987
00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:09,840
Speaker 2: your ex boyfriend.

988
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:16,920
Speaker 4: That is the universal That's that's.

989
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:18,760
Speaker 5: The title of Janelle's entire dating life.

990
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:22,239
Speaker 3: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

991
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:25,080
Speaker 5: Oh man, I have a lot of hope going did you?

992
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:29,680
Speaker 1: I mean, before we even called him, I didn't have hope.

993
00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:33,040
Speaker 2: What rekindling an old relationship worked for j Lo and

994
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:38,000
Speaker 2: Ben affleck Fire. They look absolutely miserable whenever they're around

995
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,480
Speaker 2: each other, and both of their careers are tanking at

996
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:43,880
Speaker 2: an astronomical rate. Together, Jeffrey, but they found the Duncan

997
00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:45,120
Speaker 2: Donuts commercial together broke.

998
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:48,680
Speaker 1: That is literally the only good thing that happened, and

999
00:48:48,719 --> 00:48:51,320
Speaker 1: that was mostly because Matt Damon was I was just gonna.

1000
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:54,840
Speaker 2: Say that they could have had their Matt Damon Duncan

1001
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:56,240
Speaker 2: Donuts commercial moment.

1002
00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:59,720
Speaker 5: Unfortunately someone wasn't willing to give it a chance.

1003
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:00,399
Speaker 11: Wow.

1004
00:49:00,719 --> 00:49:02,720
Speaker 1: What a stickler he is for his own ideal.

1005
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:04,640
Speaker 4: So you lost me the analogy. So she needs to

1006
00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:05,840
Speaker 4: date Matt Damon.

1007
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, we'll go with that conclusion.

1008
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:09,239
Speaker 5: I think that's a good thing.

1009
00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:11,839
Speaker 2: Reach out to him next, and we can reach out

1010
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:13,920
Speaker 2: to anybody that you want us to. You just have

1011
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:16,320
Speaker 2: to call us and we'll call that person not calling

1012
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:18,439
Speaker 2: you back and go check out all of our second

1013
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:19,880
Speaker 2: dates wherever you get your podcast A.

1014
00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:23,200
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1015
00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 2: You know, when I realized that's kind of disappointing. I've

1016
00:49:28,239 --> 00:49:30,880
Speaker 2: never been asked to sing the national anthem at any

1017
00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:31,640
Speaker 2: public event.

1018
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:32,120
Speaker 5: Ever.

1019
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:34,960
Speaker 1: Oh, you know, it's even sadder as I have and

1020
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:35,799
Speaker 1: you haven't.

1021
00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:38,560
Speaker 7: Brooked it.

1022
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:41,080
Speaker 5: What was it like a middle school soccer game?

1023
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:43,080
Speaker 1: It was high school. It was a high school game.

1024
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:45,479
Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you they didn't ever ask me back.

1025
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:48,200
Speaker 7: But just the fact that you did it.

1026
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:49,400
Speaker 5: I haven't been asked.

1027
00:49:49,239 --> 00:49:52,799
Speaker 2: At a baseball game or a middle school graduation, not

1028
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:55,200
Speaker 2: even at my uncle's adult brisk.

1029
00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:58,880
Speaker 5: Standing there in silence, that's.

1030
00:49:58,719 --> 00:50:00,520
Speaker 4: A weird place to do the anthem.

1031
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:02,920
Speaker 5: Well, you don't have some ceremony beforehand.

1032
00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:04,359
Speaker 13: I just I know.

1033
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:06,160
Speaker 2: The only way I can make this happen is to

1034
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:09,239
Speaker 2: put my voice in my body on tape and send

1035
00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:11,680
Speaker 2: it out to different venues all over the country.

1036
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:14,239
Speaker 5: You say it like that, We're gonna do it.

1037
00:50:14,239 --> 00:50:16,640
Speaker 2: We're gonna get the camera's rolling because I want to

1038
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:20,480
Speaker 2: sing the Star Spangled banner at next year's Florida Man Games.

1039
00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:23,799
Speaker 1: That is patriotic.

1040
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:24,920
Speaker 5: That's my dream.

1041
00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:28,399
Speaker 2: We're gonna start getting there with my brand new song

1042
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:29,960
Speaker 2: of the week that comes.

1043
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:33,280
Speaker 5: Up right after this. It is time for my song

1044
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:34,120
Speaker 5: of the week.

1045
00:50:35,719 --> 00:50:38,600
Speaker 2: And if you're watching a video right now, you might

1046
00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:41,200
Speaker 2: have a clue what I'm gonna be singing about here

1047
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,360
Speaker 2: at Brook and Jeffrey on TikTok YouTube.

1048
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:46,640
Speaker 5: It's Facebook like, followed and tag a friend.

1049
00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:48,520
Speaker 1: But I thought you're gonna sing about the road that

1050
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:50,680
Speaker 1: you stole from whatever resort you were.

1051
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:55,920
Speaker 5: Just it's gonna soften the inside.

1052
00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:59,040
Speaker 2: But look, if you can't see me, consider yourself lucky

1053
00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:03,480
Speaker 2: because you'd also be noticing brooking my giant light saber.

1054
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:08,240
Speaker 2: Never seen one like this before, huh, Because I'm Jewish.

1055
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:14,440
Speaker 5: That's when I don't have one thing to say to you.

1056
00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:16,080
Speaker 5: May the Fourth be with you.

1057
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:21,600
Speaker 2: Because May the Fourth sure sounds a lot like May

1058
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:27,280
Speaker 2: the Force. So whether you identify as a space invading

1059
00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:30,839
Speaker 2: villain or an intergalactic rebel hero, that's right.

1060
00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:33,959
Speaker 5: May fourth is Star Wars.

1061
00:51:33,719 --> 00:51:36,800
Speaker 1: Day, Yeah, which explains while you're wearing grogu ears.

1062
00:51:37,080 --> 00:51:39,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, I thought their Yoda years.

1063
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:42,920
Speaker 1: Baby, that's that's baby yodas.

1064
00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:46,440
Speaker 16: Me not a big enough Star Wars all.

1065
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:52,000
Speaker 2: I mean, he's like Yoda baby yoa.

1066
00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:52,600
Speaker 5: I mean this.

1067
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:55,200
Speaker 2: Holiday is bigger than you even think. Hundreds of thousands

1068
00:51:55,239 --> 00:51:57,440
Speaker 2: of people all over the world. It's gonna be dressing

1069
00:51:57,480 --> 00:52:00,799
Speaker 2: up as their favorite characters from a galaxy far far, and.

1070
00:52:00,719 --> 00:52:02,120
Speaker 1: I am such a new fan.

1071
00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:06,960
Speaker 2: Brook never ever watched Star Wars until recently, and now

1072
00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:07,640
Speaker 2: you're all about it.

1073
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:10,040
Speaker 1: My kids got it in. I've only seen the first

1074
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:12,239
Speaker 1: three films. We're working our way up.

1075
00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:13,839
Speaker 5: Both are the best ones.

1076
00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:16,480
Speaker 1: I watched Mandalorian too. It's so awesome.

1077
00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:19,200
Speaker 2: Everybody is welcome in the Star Wars universe because this

1078
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:21,680
Speaker 2: is the one day you can let that inner nerd out.

1079
00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:23,799
Speaker 5: Yeah, and you can say, I.

1080
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:25,400
Speaker 2: Don't care if you're sitting next to me on the

1081
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:27,800
Speaker 2: bus and I'm wearing a Mandalorian helmet. Okay, this is

1082
00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:30,200
Speaker 2: who I am, and I'm pretending to force chokey with

1083
00:52:30,239 --> 00:52:34,640
Speaker 2: my mind. Oh but today you can be yourself. If

1084
00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:37,400
Speaker 2: Star Wars is your thing, go ahead and embrace it.

1085
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:39,480
Speaker 2: And I wanted to give all the Star Wars ians

1086
00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:42,399
Speaker 2: out there a song they could be proud of. So

1087
00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:45,600
Speaker 2: in honor of May the fourth, instead of doing the

1088
00:52:45,719 --> 00:52:50,720
Speaker 2: hit song sweater Weather, it's Young Jeffrey's Light Saber Waiver.

1089
00:52:52,160 --> 00:52:54,840
Speaker 1: I like it because you I hope there's sound effects.

1090
00:52:56,239 --> 00:52:58,600
Speaker 5: We'll see all right. I'm gonna point when I'm ready.

1091
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:12,920
Speaker 15: If you mentioned Star Wars man, my heart explodes like

1092
00:53:13,080 --> 00:53:17,919
Speaker 15: all Durams. I've had these sheets since I was ten

1093
00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:22,640
Speaker 15: with Luke and Ley in my bed. I pretend playing

1094
00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:26,800
Speaker 15: with my lightsaber. Now, don't be a hater, or we'll

1095
00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:30,760
Speaker 15: fight it out like I'm a Tusken Raider. And when

1096
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:34,960
Speaker 15: I see automatic stars, wave.

1097
00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:37,040
Speaker 7: My hand like I'm using.

1098
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:42,080
Speaker 15: The falls Star Wars all I think about because I'm.

1099
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:46,840
Speaker 7: A rebel scalp singles, no spouse live in mom's house.

1100
00:53:47,160 --> 00:53:50,200
Speaker 15: Must chicks creep out my tricks? When I use my

1101
00:53:50,239 --> 00:53:53,160
Speaker 15: mouth lightsaber battles, I make all the sounds drum.

1102
00:53:53,440 --> 00:54:02,600
Speaker 7: This ched a flow? Would uppy to be my mom's bathroom?

1103
00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:05,480
Speaker 7: Whoa still?

1104
00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:10,880
Speaker 15: I went to work as a Blazer from a young age.

1105
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:14,080
Speaker 15: Myn force awaits every birthday had Star Wars. Cake space

1106
00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:16,319
Speaker 15: warped my mind to the dark side after way too

1107
00:54:16,440 --> 00:54:19,719
Speaker 15: much sugar intake. Yeah, because the next wing shape got

1108
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:20,480
Speaker 15: pew pew pew.

1109
00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:23,280
Speaker 5: I'm a vanity place. My best friend helping me navigate

1110
00:54:23,440 --> 00:54:25,239
Speaker 5: in the backseat little Lego BB eight.

1111
00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:29,120
Speaker 15: Yeah on May the fourth party, like the victory on indoor,

1112
00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:30,960
Speaker 15: ain't cosplay.

1113
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:31,400
Speaker 7: It's the Norsies.

1114
00:54:31,440 --> 00:54:32,120
Speaker 3: Aren't the nerds?

1115
00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:35,200
Speaker 7: You're looking a sequels out.

1116
00:54:35,480 --> 00:54:39,959
Speaker 15: Lung lines, big crowds, soars up, cakes down, face pain,

1117
00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:43,680
Speaker 15: No clowns, lay us buns around a Wookie rolls in

1118
00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:47,799
Speaker 15: on a hubble round jab Atosampishet, the pounds, Whool just

1119
00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:49,640
Speaker 15: calling my phone.

1120
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:52,680
Speaker 7: And you're.

1121
00:54:54,360 --> 00:55:02,520
Speaker 9: My star war steam rings Wold and my voicemel greeting

1122
00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:15,239
Speaker 9: sounds like Vader so so makey enjoy Jedi ming, had

1123
00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:17,799
Speaker 9: us up talk with my.

1124
00:55:17,840 --> 00:55:19,960
Speaker 7: Joy trash container.

1125
00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:28,400
Speaker 2: Listener to you gotta go wow because someday I'd like

1126
00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:29,840
Speaker 2: to have a girlfriend.

1127
00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:30,960
Speaker 7: Duh.

1128
00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:32,760
Speaker 5: No, of course they think you're cute.

1129
00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:36,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're a great conversation starter too, but then it

1130
00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:42,160
Speaker 2: gets weird because we start making out and then you're

1131
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:43,960
Speaker 2: over there and making noises.

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Speaker 7: And shaking and stuff.

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00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:45,600
Speaker 12: Wow.

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00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:51,080
Speaker 5: No, it's creepy. Plus you're kind of shaped like a

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00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:51,400
Speaker 5: you know.

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00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:54,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then you play the Layah hologram and the

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00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:59,120
Speaker 2: girl thinks that you're gonna videotape. I know, ie program

1138
00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:01,120
Speaker 2: due to always work, but that's not the point.

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00:56:01,239 --> 00:56:02,879
Speaker 7: Okay.

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00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:04,640
Speaker 5: By the way, the hyperdrives on the fritz again you

1141
00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:05,080
Speaker 5: think it good?

1142
00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:05,319
Speaker 1: Look?

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00:56:06,560 --> 00:56:13,640
Speaker 18: Thanks sr too, And I don't know world why I

1144
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:21,520
Speaker 18: keep talking in Yoda quol World spoke.

1145
00:56:21,239 --> 00:56:30,400
Speaker 11: Guts and freaks out my numbers cold. Can't you see

1146
00:56:31,120 --> 00:56:39,440
Speaker 11: this death surmo guy who don't be fearful cuse bear

1147
00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:40,640
Speaker 11: leads to anger.

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00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:46,959
Speaker 15: I cook my yolks and light You're smoked with the

1149
00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:48,680
Speaker 15: beam from my saber.

1150
00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:57,680
Speaker 5: Who I am such nurse.

1151
00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:02,400
Speaker 1: Some deep references if you know you know? I guess

1152
00:57:03,239 --> 00:57:05,040
Speaker 1: I feel like you made a wrong move with R

1153
00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:08,040
Speaker 1: two D two though kicking him out is should he

1154
00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:10,040
Speaker 1: be my wing man? I just think he's your best option.

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00:57:10,239 --> 00:57:13,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, alright, just don't look at us when stuff's happening.

1156
00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:13,480
Speaker 5: R two.

1157
00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:16,040
Speaker 2: That's a song that we text in seventy five nine

1158
00:57:16,080 --> 00:57:17,520
Speaker 2: To tell us what you thought about it. We'll post

1159
00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:19,160
Speaker 2: a video up on all of our socials at broken

1160
00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:23,280
Speaker 2: Jeffrey with the lyrics there Yeah, yes, Happy Star Wars.

1161
00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:27,320
Speaker 3: Day, Brooke and Jeffrey In the morning, I.

1162
00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:29,880
Speaker 2: Got a text seventy five nine two that says, both

1163
00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:32,080
Speaker 2: of my kids are dancing to your song right now?

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00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:36,600
Speaker 5: Is there Star Wars underwear? It's hilarious? Can we text

1165
00:57:36,600 --> 00:57:40,360
Speaker 5: a picture into the station? God, do not text.

1166
00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:42,960
Speaker 2: Underwear photos of your children to us or to.

1167
00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:45,960
Speaker 6: Anybody, please, But did they not take.

1168
00:57:48,600 --> 00:57:49,200
Speaker 7: You missed it?

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00:57:49,240 --> 00:57:51,959
Speaker 2: Instead of singing the hit song sweater Weather, I sang

1170
00:57:52,040 --> 00:57:57,560
Speaker 2: my own version called light Saber waiver promised because of

1171
00:57:57,760 --> 00:58:00,560
Speaker 2: May the fourth aka the Force.

1172
00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:02,200
Speaker 5: Be with you for Star Wars Day.

1173
00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:03,120
Speaker 13: Don't want to them.

1174
00:58:03,160 --> 00:58:05,800
Speaker 2: Encourage everyone out there to let their NERD flags fly.

1175
00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:08,520
Speaker 2: And we got some other texts coming into seventy five

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00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:10,280
Speaker 2: nine two Brook, What are you seeing this?

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00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:12,400
Speaker 1: One says my family. My pets will be out in

1178
00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:13,280
Speaker 1: full force.

1179
00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:14,080
Speaker 14: Get it.

1180
00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:19,479
Speaker 1: Celebrating May fourth this year. I have a tabby cat

1181
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:26,360
Speaker 1: named Obie, podcat Noby, Oh okay, podcast scratch, and a

1182
00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:28,919
Speaker 1: border calling name jab of the Butt.

1183
00:58:29,760 --> 00:58:34,160
Speaker 5: Oh wow. Well, all of your pets hate you spoil

1184
00:58:34,240 --> 00:58:36,200
Speaker 5: her if you missed it.

1185
00:58:36,240 --> 00:58:38,000
Speaker 2: If you want to hear it again, though, it's going

1186
00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:39,720
Speaker 2: to be up at the Brook and Jeffery YouTube on

1187
00:58:39,720 --> 00:58:42,120
Speaker 2: our Facebook, instag and our TikTok all of it at

1188
00:58:42,160 --> 00:58:44,920
Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey. Go check it out, share it with

1189
00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:47,720
Speaker 2: a fellow Star Wars nerd Brook and Jeffrey.

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00:58:47,720 --> 00:58:57,240
Speaker 3: In the morning, we have a.

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00:58:57,040 --> 00:58:59,040
Speaker 5: Brand new players in the game.

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00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:00,560
Speaker 7: His name is Ace.

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00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:01,120
Speaker 4: Why.

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00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:05,000
Speaker 5: I don't know. Ace just feels like a regal name.

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00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:07,760
Speaker 2: But I have heard Ace is a man of very

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00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:10,640
Speaker 2: few words, and we're going to prove it right now

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00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:13,000
Speaker 2: by asking Ace, how are you today?

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00:59:14,160 --> 00:59:14,520
Speaker 17: Fine?

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00:59:15,360 --> 00:59:18,360
Speaker 7: Ah, would you care to elaborate on.

1200
00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:20,880
Speaker 13: That ace like, now I'm doing good.

1201
00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:21,560
Speaker 17: I just woke up.

1202
00:59:21,840 --> 00:59:25,760
Speaker 5: Oh they could write an entire book on that. I'm sure.

1203
00:59:26,040 --> 00:59:27,880
Speaker 1: How many hours asleep did you get? Ace?

1204
00:59:29,240 --> 00:59:29,439
Speaker 6: Oh?

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00:59:29,480 --> 00:59:29,760
Speaker 17: Wow?

1206
00:59:30,840 --> 00:59:32,200
Speaker 1: I love that?

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00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:32,320
Speaker 14: Love? That?

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00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:35,160
Speaker 4: Is that natural? Or do you take nine quill or something?

1209
00:59:35,720 --> 00:59:36,520
Speaker 13: No, that's natural?

1210
00:59:36,920 --> 00:59:41,480
Speaker 2: Wow, I'm so naturally well rested and well spoken to.

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00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:45,080
Speaker 5: So let's send Brook out of the studio. He really is.

1212
00:59:45,120 --> 00:59:47,320
Speaker 2: We're gonna get right to the action here and go

1213
00:59:47,360 --> 00:59:50,240
Speaker 2: over the rules really quick. You got thirty seconds. Answer

1214
00:59:50,280 --> 00:59:51,960
Speaker 2: as many questions as possible. If you don't know what,

1215
00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:53,840
Speaker 2: you could say past but you have to beat Brooke

1216
00:59:53,920 --> 00:59:54,520
Speaker 2: outright if.

1217
00:59:54,400 --> 00:59:55,720
Speaker 5: You want to win. Are you ready?

1218
00:59:56,360 --> 00:59:56,600
Speaker 13: Yeah?

1219
00:59:56,720 --> 01:00:00,280
Speaker 2: Good luck, my man. Your time starts now. Francois He

1220
01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:02,640
Speaker 2: was born on this day in eighteen seventy four. Was

1221
01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:06,000
Speaker 2: he known as the father of modern what printing, pasta

1222
01:00:06,120 --> 01:00:08,160
Speaker 2: or perfumes?

1223
01:00:08,640 --> 01:00:10,800
Speaker 5: In bowling? When it takes two turns to knock down

1224
01:00:10,840 --> 01:00:12,360
Speaker 5: all of the pins? What's it called?

1225
01:00:13,720 --> 01:00:16,840
Speaker 2: Former Playboy owner Hugh Hefner paid seventy five thousand dollars

1226
01:00:16,920 --> 01:00:22,000
Speaker 2: to be buried next to what iconic actress. The Netflix

1227
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:23,800
Speaker 2: show Stranger Things takes place in.

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01:00:23,720 --> 01:00:26,560
Speaker 17: Which decade the nineties.

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01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:30,120
Speaker 2: Highland Games are a tradition in which European country.

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01:00:31,360 --> 01:00:32,840
Speaker 17: I don't know pass.

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01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:37,040
Speaker 2: He will respectfully pass on his last guest. He doesn't

1232
01:00:37,080 --> 01:00:40,320
Speaker 2: need that answer. Let's bring Brook back into the studio.

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01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:42,920
Speaker 2: So Ace, I'm always curious to know whenever we have

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01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:43,520
Speaker 2: new people.

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01:00:43,920 --> 01:00:46,320
Speaker 5: Why do you like this show? That's a good question.

1236
01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:47,840
Speaker 1: Why do you ask it like he should?

1237
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:49,720
Speaker 5: What's wrong with you? Why are you into this?

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01:00:49,840 --> 01:00:50,000
Speaker 17: Yeah?

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01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:52,000
Speaker 4: And he's like, I don't know. You guys called me?

1240
01:00:54,600 --> 01:00:55,440
Speaker 5: Why do you like us?

1241
01:00:55,440 --> 01:00:55,680
Speaker 4: Though?

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01:00:55,680 --> 01:00:58,520
Speaker 17: Bro, I don't know. All you guys are pretty funny,

1243
01:00:58,600 --> 01:01:00,200
Speaker 17: like you guys are well round.

1244
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:03,520
Speaker 10: I guess she just calls fat because that's what I heard.

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01:01:03,720 --> 01:01:05,720
Speaker 6: I heard.

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01:01:05,280 --> 01:01:08,760
Speaker 1: I'm feeling out a little bit wider in the hips

1247
01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:11,240
Speaker 1: these days. Thanks for noticing that.

1248
01:01:11,560 --> 01:01:18,680
Speaker 5: Hit all our insecurities, right, Ace strikes again. Yes, let's

1249
01:01:18,720 --> 01:01:19,600
Speaker 5: get to Brook Brook.

1250
01:01:19,640 --> 01:01:20,080
Speaker 13: Are you ready?

1251
01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:20,360
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1252
01:01:20,440 --> 01:01:20,800
Speaker 13: Good luck?

1253
01:01:20,840 --> 01:01:24,040
Speaker 2: Your time starts now. Francois Cody was born on this

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01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:26,520
Speaker 2: day in eighteen seventy four. Was he known as the

1255
01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:31,120
Speaker 2: father of modern what printing, pasta or perfume. A perfume

1256
01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:33,920
Speaker 2: in bowling when it takes two turns to knock down

1257
01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:34,840
Speaker 2: all the pins what's it.

1258
01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:36,320
Speaker 5: Called two turns?

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01:01:36,520 --> 01:01:36,640
Speaker 3: Uh?

1260
01:01:37,480 --> 01:01:37,800
Speaker 1: Spare?

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01:01:38,280 --> 01:01:41,440
Speaker 2: Former Playboy owner Hugh Hefner paid seventy five thousand dollars

1262
01:01:41,520 --> 01:01:44,680
Speaker 2: to be buried next to what iconic actress. The Netflix

1263
01:01:44,720 --> 01:01:49,080
Speaker 2: show Stranger Things takes place in which decade? Eighties Highland

1264
01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:51,720
Speaker 2: games are a tradition in which European country.

1265
01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:55,520
Speaker 5: That's all the time that we have for this round.

1266
01:01:55,600 --> 01:01:57,320
Speaker 5: Let's go to the scoreboard to see how you both did.

1267
01:01:57,600 --> 01:01:59,760
Speaker 5: With Jose what I need to do here?

1268
01:02:00,280 --> 01:02:05,800
Speaker 1: Have me a bunch of affairs, have one affair firstdays?

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01:02:06,040 --> 01:02:07,760
Speaker 4: You got one correct.

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01:02:07,440 --> 01:02:12,680
Speaker 1: Today and he was a golfer. That would be a

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01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:13,280
Speaker 1: great score.

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01:02:13,560 --> 01:02:15,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, a record score.

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01:02:16,040 --> 01:02:18,520
Speaker 4: And Brook you got five.

1274
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:23,200
Speaker 5: Oh wow, tough day to player today.

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01:02:23,480 --> 01:02:26,680
Speaker 2: So let's go over the answers for everybody. Francois Cody

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01:02:26,840 --> 01:02:28,560
Speaker 2: was born on this day in eighteen seventy four. He's

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01:02:28,600 --> 01:02:33,320
Speaker 2: known as the modern day father of perfume. Cody Perfume Company.

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01:02:33,440 --> 01:02:35,040
Speaker 2: It's a multinational corporation.

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01:02:35,360 --> 01:02:35,560
Speaker 7: Cool.

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01:02:35,720 --> 01:02:38,280
Speaker 4: I don't wear perfume, so yeah, I just drink it too.

1281
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:39,120
Speaker 3: Oh.

1282
01:02:39,640 --> 01:02:42,640
Speaker 2: In bowling, when it takes two turns to knock down

1283
01:02:42,680 --> 01:02:44,080
Speaker 2: all the pins, that's called a spare.

1284
01:02:44,480 --> 01:02:46,440
Speaker 1: That hurt my brain I don't know what like when

1285
01:02:47,920 --> 01:02:49,360
Speaker 1: I was like, wait, what is it?

1286
01:02:49,560 --> 01:02:52,120
Speaker 2: Who needs two turns to knock down all the pins

1287
01:02:52,160 --> 01:02:56,439
Speaker 2: that can strike? Former play by owner who hafter paid

1288
01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:58,680
Speaker 2: seventy five grand to be buried next to Marilyn Monroe.

1289
01:02:59,560 --> 01:03:03,080
Speaker 2: Stranger Things takes place in the eighties and the Highland

1290
01:03:03,120 --> 01:03:05,880
Speaker 2: Games is a tradition in Scotland where they play old

1291
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:08,800
Speaker 2: Scottish games and dance and play and do bagpipes all

1292
01:03:08,840 --> 01:03:09,680
Speaker 2: the Scottish stuff.

1293
01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:11,240
Speaker 5: Nice so ace.

1294
01:03:11,320 --> 01:03:13,920
Speaker 2: Unfortunately it was not enough to beat Brooke today. The

1295
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:17,120
Speaker 2: good news is just for playing you get a fifty

1296
01:03:17,200 --> 01:03:21,400
Speaker 2: dollars Melting Pot gift card where you can enjoy quality

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01:03:21,480 --> 01:03:24,280
Speaker 2: time together while creating unforgettable memories at Melting Pot with

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01:03:24,360 --> 01:03:27,200
Speaker 2: a romantic four course experience every Thursday for a thursd

1299
01:03:27,280 --> 01:03:30,200
Speaker 2: date complete with rose petals and candles. Make a reservation

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Speaker 2: today at melting Pot dot com.

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01:03:32,960 --> 01:03:35,920
Speaker 13: Nice all right, sweet.

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01:03:37,240 --> 01:03:38,360
Speaker 1: Final words for us.

1303
01:03:38,640 --> 01:03:40,080
Speaker 17: Yeah, you mopped the flour with me. I don't think

1304
01:03:40,080 --> 01:03:40,920
Speaker 17: I'm a listening to anymore.

1305
01:03:44,680 --> 01:03:47,320
Speaker 1: You drove ase away, ye, don't you listening to the

1306
01:03:47,360 --> 01:03:48,280
Speaker 1: show makes you dumber?

1307
01:03:51,080 --> 01:03:53,320
Speaker 5: You can come back and play anytime you want. Okay, man,

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01:03:53,600 --> 01:03:56,480
Speaker 5: thank you I'll take them. Yeah, we act to do

1309
01:03:56,520 --> 01:03:57,760
Speaker 5: win brace Bucks same time.

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Speaker 3: On Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning Wing