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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to Joe Biden Trend's seapap machine.

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Speaker 2: I am Jack.

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Speaker 1: That is Miles and these are some of the things

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Speaker 1: that are trending. The head of Cardier, who has a

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Speaker 1: seven point five billion dollar fortune, says that he's losing sleep.

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Speaker 1: Where we're going to talk about losing sleep a lot

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Speaker 1: in this episode. He's losing sleep because of the prospect

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Speaker 1: of the poor rising up and consuming him.

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Speaker 2: Presumably you six son of a bitch. This guy also

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Speaker 2: has like a ton of hot takes. He's like as

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Speaker 2: a South African like Jewelry Overlord, diamond magnate. I just

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Speaker 2: do love the idea of like that his altruism is

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Speaker 2: only coming from a place of self preservation, right. He's like, yeah, man,

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Speaker 2: robots could create quote structural unemployment, then they're gonna blame us,

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Speaker 2: and then the poor people will kill us, right, I

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Speaker 2: mean yeah, right now we're at the energy where people

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Speaker 2: are so ubrating when billionaires die, like like the dude

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Speaker 2: who like recently passed away and was like, oh, time

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Speaker 2: to post the crap memes. But yeah, I don't know,

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Speaker 2: this is must be scary for you to I don't

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Speaker 2: feel so bad for him. Yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: He's specifically worried about robots replacing workers and the poor

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Speaker 1: rising up to bring down the rich. And he said

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Speaker 1: it all out loud, all right, because it's just they

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Speaker 1: don't talk to anyone who is not also a billionaire

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Speaker 1: or paid by them to agree with them, right, and

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Speaker 1: so they We'll just continue to get a window into

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Speaker 1: how they talk, how they think, and we salute you,

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Speaker 1: a multi billionaire luxury jewelry company owner.

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Speaker 2: I wonder because that guy, the person I'm thinking of,

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Speaker 2: is James Crown, who's the former director of JP Morgan.

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Speaker 2: And like when he died like in a like a

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Speaker 2: motorcycle accident on his birthday or some shit, and asspen

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Speaker 2: people were like, yeah, all right, whatever, good riddance, And

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Speaker 2: I wonder that shook the billionaire world. They're like, he

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Speaker 2: died on his birthday and like the poor people were like.

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Speaker 1: Good yeah, oh no, Johann Rupert, is this man's name?

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Speaker 1: Is that a conference? I mean, maybe this is the

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Speaker 1: only way to get through. He was speaking at the

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Speaker 1: Financial Times Business of Luxury Summit in Monico, so he

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Speaker 1: knew his audience.

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Speaker 2: Fucking Monico, the Monico. Can you can get to Monaco?

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Speaker 2: But do you have money to stay in Monaco? That's right,

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Speaker 2: is the question. Yeah, well, I like I said, told

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Speaker 2: his fellow elite. Yeah. True. He can't sleep, can't sleep

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Speaker 2: at the thought of social upheaval he thinks is imminent.

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Speaker 1: I mean maybe some of me is like, yeah, maybe

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Speaker 1: maybe they'll do something. But the other thing they'll do

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Speaker 1: is invest in more police. Yeah, I'm gonna say, search

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Speaker 1: screen technology.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, those robots will We'll just make the robots kill them.

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Speaker 2: Told the conference a beare in mind.

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Speaker 1: When the poor rise up, the middle classes won't want

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Speaker 1: to buy lugury goods for fear of exposing their wealth. So,

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Speaker 1: I mean he's thought this through at a deep level.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he said, how is society going to cope with it?

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Speaker 2: The hatred quote, we are destroying the middle classes and

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Speaker 2: it will affect us. It's unfair. So that's what keeps

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Speaker 2: me awake. The unfairness.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, the fact that it could eventually, like me,

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Speaker 1: generations from now, have a negative impact on people who

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Speaker 1: are related to me. Yeah, or at least the security

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Speaker 1: guards I pay to protect me. I just would feel

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Speaker 1: sorry for them if they got hurt trying.

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Speaker 2: As then that would be unfair. And that would be

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Speaker 2: your job.

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Speaker 1: So here is one billionaire person who still is afraid

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Speaker 1: for their life, whereas a lot of them seem like

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Speaker 1: they're just like, for my birthday, I've decided to break

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Speaker 1: the land speed record on a Harley right, all right,

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Speaker 1: So there is a bicycle designed. It's kind of somewhere

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Speaker 1: between a bit and this person like he actually designed it.

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Speaker 1: It's a real less bicycle, and it's being covered as

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Speaker 1: it's breaking all the rules and turning heads.

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Speaker 2: And that is because it is stupid, right, Like, it's

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Speaker 2: because you know, bicycles are wonderful items because they are

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Speaker 2: so you know, efficient in transferring our energy. Yes, and

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Speaker 2: this thing has like the wheels the size of little

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Speaker 2: lego pieces and the way the chain set up. You're like,

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Speaker 2: I don't know if this is actually going to return

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Speaker 2: able to move forward. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: You look at the design and you're like, oh, okay,

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Speaker 1: so something I must be missing something, And then you

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Speaker 1: see it in action and you realize you are missing nothing.

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Speaker 1: It is exactly as inefficient as you expect it to be.

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Speaker 1: There is a reason that it appears to be Like

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Speaker 1: what when he is displaying how it works. He is

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Speaker 1: operating on what appears to be the flattest piece of

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Speaker 1: way it works is so it's like two tank treads

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Speaker 1: basically like powering a treadmill.

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Speaker 2: It's I mean, I get it. I think because this

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Speaker 2: coming from. But yeah, it's just like one of those things.

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Speaker 2: When you look at it, you're like, come on, buddy,

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Speaker 2: I get I mean, I know what you're doing.

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Speaker 1: Here in a universe where people are like deathly allergic

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Speaker 1: to circles, I feel like this makes sense. But here

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Speaker 1: I don't see the need for it other than that

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Speaker 1: it's turning heads. It feels like it would be the

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Speaker 1: purview of people who go to the beach with like

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Speaker 1: a parrot or a snake around their neck.

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Speaker 2: Oh, like the most histrionic person in your town.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't have anything to say, but they would

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Speaker 1: like you to look at them and engage.

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Speaker 2: With them and be like, Hey, what's that? Oh, what's this? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: this is the world's shiest bricycle A bike.

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Speaker 1: For lizard people like to walk around with their their

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Speaker 2: Do you think if you're one of those people and like,

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Speaker 2: you're not fIF eight miles Okay, I'm sorry Jack. When

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Speaker 2: you're out there, do you always charge people to take

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Speaker 2: pictures with your Boa constrictor? Or do you see it

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Speaker 2: as a community service. That's why you're out there to

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Speaker 2: bring joy. And you wouldn't dare take a penny of

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Speaker 2: your fellows and give this away for free, man? So

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Speaker 2: I'm telling you man, I'm like, you're going to get

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Speaker 2: more good will if you just did it for free

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Speaker 2: charge to fifteen bucks.

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Speaker 1: Nah, then they don't value you as much as they should.

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Speaker 2: And also, Jack, I don't know if that's a Boa constrictor.

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Speaker 2: It looks like a garden snake.

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Speaker 1: It's really tiny and it hasn't moved in four hours.

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Speaker 2: Don't get too close to this Boa constructor. It's starting

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Speaker 2: to smell. It's all floppy, all right. We have a

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Speaker 2: new Superman. Miles really don't even know why I said

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Speaker 2: it like that. I guess we've be talking about Loomy

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Speaker 2: too much. Who is it? Jack? Who is the new

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Speaker 2: super Bowl? You know who it is?

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Speaker 1: It's David Korran sweat Koran's wet corns.

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Speaker 2: Wow, Who's head?

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Speaker 1: So you might suspect he is British from that name,

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Speaker 1: but he is from Philly. And okay, did you watch

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Speaker 1: We Own the City.

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Speaker 2: First two episodes?

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Speaker 1: Okay, so do you remember there was a sting operation

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Speaker 1: like kind of a slow Burn investigation happening with a

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Speaker 1: guy who had a beard.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm looking at this. Oh yes, yes, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, a little little too handsome to be a Baltimore cop.

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Speaker 1: But they like put him in baggy T shirts and

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Speaker 1: sweatpants to be like, oh yeah that guy. Okay, And

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Speaker 1: when you see him without a beard, he is basically

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Speaker 2: So the idea of like we.

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Speaker 1: Make these movies until the stars get too expensive or

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Speaker 1: bored with it, and then replace them. This is the

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Speaker 1: most like one to one where they're just like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is this is we just found a replica.

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Speaker 2: There's like yeah, he's God. I mean, it's so funny

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Speaker 2: how no one can get past the Christopher Reeves aesthetic

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Speaker 2: even when they talk about Nick Cage, like I know

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Speaker 2: that's been his passion project since he was like born,

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Speaker 2: because has been to play Superman coin. But I can

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Speaker 2: because you ain't Reeves enough, and now you're just getting clones.

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Speaker 1: They gotta like down the road on that, or at

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Speaker 1: least enough to take those pictures that everyone got everyone's

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Speaker 1: defects and like challenges, like right, people have had that idea.

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Speaker 1: It seems to be what makes superhero movies interesting. And

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Speaker 1: yet there's just something about Superman where they're just like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: come back to just the most handsomest guy with brown

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Speaker 1: I don't know, I mean, it just try something different.

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Speaker 2: Man, Like Superman's so fucking dry as like a superhero

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Speaker 2: where it's like, man, he don't got problems. He's an orphan, yeah,

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Speaker 2: and I mean he like was a misfit his whole life,

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Speaker 2: he's invincible. I'm like, then that's not interesting. Like give

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, there was like at one point, I think,

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Speaker 1: I feel like that's implied by the John hammness of

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Speaker 1: it all. Oh yeah, but then yeah, that never went anywhere.

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Speaker 1: There is actually supposedly a Black Superman movie in the works,

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Speaker 1: written by Tana Hesse Coats and produced by JJ Abrams that,

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Speaker 1: according to James Gunn, the new like co CEO of

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Speaker 1: DC is like still in the air, still in developments,

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Speaker 1: and if it happens, it would be a elsewhere tail

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Speaker 1: separate from the DC continuity like Joker, So it would

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Speaker 1: be one of the good ones that we allowed to happen.

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Speaker 2: Fucking so stupid Black Superman would blow the fuck up

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Speaker 2: anything not Christopher Reeves looking Superman would blow Yeah, would

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Speaker 2: do really well. I would just I'm like, yeah, for

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Speaker 2: that great. But they're like, no, what if we got

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Speaker 2: or whoever that first super Mann of Steel guy was

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Speaker 1: Uh, well, he is from Philadelphia, So what if like

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Speaker 1: the one piece of texture they allow is just Superman

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Speaker 1: has like a thick Philly accent.

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Speaker 2: That would be kind of fun. Yo, yo, Lands, Like,

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Speaker 2: what the fuck lewis?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Lo, But he's also a gambling addict, so he's like

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Speaker 2: using like telekinesis to like help the Eagles win and shit,

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Speaker 2: so he can make money on the SEC. All right,

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Speaker 2: let's take a quick break and we'll come back with

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Speaker 2: more news.

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Speaker 1: And we're back, and people began to notice that Joe

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Speaker 1: Biden has been shown up with indentse in his face

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Speaker 1: that seemed to suggest he had begun eating like out

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Speaker 1: of a feedbag. Possibly and in fact it is that

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Speaker 1: We're all gonna rally around the Canadian sleep paralysis demon

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Speaker 1: Until then, be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves,

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Speaker 1: get the vaccine, don't do nothing about white supremacy, and

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