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Speaker 3: Second Date, up Date. You know, for certain women, astrological
Speaker 3: signs play a huge part impossible matchmaking with a guy online. Yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: Like everybody knows libras are the most powerful lovers.
Speaker 2: Is that what you are? Yeah, you're a nobody else.
Speaker 3: That's weird and you're so powerful.
Speaker 2: So is my dad and that grosses me out. O.
Speaker 3: Sure, it makes a lot of sense. I drop just
Speaker 3: read that from like sixteen different experts. They all agree
Speaker 3: and slid into my dms at the same time. But
Speaker 3: I bring it up because one of our listeners puts
Speaker 3: a lot of emphasis on astrological signs and she says
Speaker 3: she's worried it might factor into the situation with her
Speaker 3: new guy. So her name is Emily. Emily, Welcome to
Speaker 3: the show.
Speaker 4: Hello, Hi, thanks for having me.
Speaker 2: You need to know your sign as soon as we
Speaker 2: know your name.
Speaker 4: Exactly because that's how it goes. I'm a proud Gemini.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's four of us. You don't know what you're
Speaker 2: going again, I love you.
Speaker 3: So we saw your email and we were interested because
Speaker 3: you said you're worried that your astrological sign may be
Speaker 3: playing against you. Why do you say that?
Speaker 4: Right? So I was reading the survey and I was
Speaker 4: asking people who are the most datable signs and who
Speaker 4: are the least statable signs? Okay, we're the least statable.
Speaker 3: With us, Gemini's over least stable.
Speaker 2: What you're talking about? Crazy?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're a good time, We're deep, we connect on
Speaker 1: a lot of different levels.
Speaker 3: Yeah, not hard headed, entertaining.
Speaker 4: We're easy to get along with. I don't know what
Speaker 4: their problem is.
Speaker 3: I mean, keep going about down our throats until we
Speaker 3: say yes, I'm just kidding. Okay. So that makes you
Speaker 3: feel insecure or something.
Speaker 4: Well, it makes me feel insecure because it was also
Speaker 4: talking about the most datable sign.
Speaker 3: Okay, what's that?
Speaker 4: It happened to be Pisces, which is Darren Crits signed.
Speaker 3: A sign from you.
Speaker 2: Isn't that good?
Speaker 1: Do you want to be with someone who's datable like
Speaker 1: I mean, if you're really putting a lot of emphasis
Speaker 1: into this stuff.
Speaker 4: Well, have great attributions. They're romantic, they're mestical, they have
Speaker 4: a great imagination.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm going to back you up right there.
Speaker 1: I'm married to Pisces and the Romances Gemini, and I
Speaker 1: will tell you he takes on everyone's emotions. He's very sensitive,
Speaker 1: very loving, very kind.
Speaker 3: Is okay? Yeah, did you hear that? Emily proof that
Speaker 3: this relationship is totally going to work for you and
Speaker 3: you're going to end up in a very happy spot
Speaker 3: in ten to twelve years.
Speaker 4: Marriage is like the healthiest one I know, You're hope.
Speaker 4: So so you know, me and Darren and a dating
Speaker 4: app and he is very attractive. So one thing that
Speaker 4: I really love about him is he has broad shoulders.
Speaker 2: I guess you don't want to narrow shoulders, man, I never.
Speaker 4: Thought of Yeah, they're so broad. I just want to
Speaker 4: jump up on them on this music festival. That's what
Speaker 4: I imagine myself doing.
Speaker 1: Okay, well that's great, but did you go on a
Speaker 1: date to a music festival to fulfill your fantasy?
Speaker 4: Well, so here's what we did. So after I read
Speaker 4: this survey, I was like Okay, I'm going to do
Speaker 4: some research online and it was like best dates for
Speaker 4: Ices and Jim and now I can google almost.
Speaker 2: Anything and you can keep regogling at the answer. I
Speaker 2: mean it is you know it?
Speaker 3: Sure? So what what did you find would be the
Speaker 3: perfect date for a Gemini pisces combo?
Speaker 4: So since pics are super mystical, they maybe with like
Speaker 4: a tarot card reading.
Speaker 3: Or reading, Brooke, you should set one of those up
Speaker 3: for Michael. He would read.
Speaker 1: The only reading he'd love is a sports card reading,
Speaker 1: like if it was like.
Speaker 2: Yes of NBA cards, No, he would hate that.
Speaker 3: Does that match with the Gemini's perfect first date?
Speaker 4: Well, here's the thing. Mine would be like singing. I
Speaker 4: love karaoke. Yeah, so I was thinking, Wow, how do
Speaker 4: I bring volcar and my singing skills together?
Speaker 2: Is his name Zultar? Is that what he just said?
Speaker 4: You know Voltar? That fortune teller.
Speaker 2: Machine?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: The machine?
Speaker 3: What's what's your date's name?
Speaker 4: His name is Darren?
Speaker 3: Okay, let's stick with Darren.
Speaker 4: Darren is a cutie PATUITI So you know those karaoke
Speaker 4: bars where they have the room and you like rent
Speaker 4: it and you sing in there? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Wa never heard of it.
Speaker 2: No, jeffrenos all the time.
Speaker 4: I had a genius idea of bringing them together.
Speaker 3: Get it Tarot card readings and karaoke.
Speaker 2: Oh is a Terot card reading going to sing you?
Speaker 2: You're reading because die's.
Speaker 4: Terry ter Yeah, so we would sing a song and
Speaker 4: then we would pull a card after if he's.
Speaker 1: Did you tell him this is what you were going
Speaker 1: to do or was this a surprise?
Speaker 4: It was a surprise, was yeah. So here's what we
Speaker 4: learned though, this is what came about it. The terror
Speaker 4: card readers told us that Darren was going to get
Speaker 4: a cat a cat, yeah, okay, and that one of
Speaker 4: us would get a raised And I'm like, okay, which
Speaker 4: one hello, Like I want to raise? But she kind
Speaker 4: of like kept it broad, so I wasn't like to
Speaker 4: trussed with her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sometime in the next ten to twenty years, one
Speaker 3: of you will get a pay increase.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And now I'm kind of like questioning myself because Darren
Speaker 4: just looked like he was just there, like he wasn't
Speaker 4: like too excited.
Speaker 3: Or he wasn't into the karaoke experience exactly.
Speaker 4: He wasn't like enthusiastic, So you know, here's comes of
Speaker 4: my troubling mind making up all these assumptions.
Speaker 1: I mean, those are two activities that a lot of
Speaker 1: people have super strong feelings against.
Speaker 3: You know, you perform. If he doesn't like your idea,
Speaker 3: then he's not worth it anyway. But we should call
Speaker 3: him and ask.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he'll feel bad for you no matter what exactly.
Speaker 1: They really take on other people's emotions a lot.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, so we're gonna come back and we're gonna
Speaker 3: call Darren for you, not Voltar this time, Vultar, whatever
Speaker 3: it is. Darren, We're gonna call him and try and
Speaker 3: get you your second date update right after this.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, thank you?
Speaker 3: All right, hold on second date update. We just learned
Speaker 3: about a brand new date idea called terry Oke, a
Speaker 3: combo of tarot card reading and karaoke, which is going
Speaker 3: to be the latest craze on TikTok am I right,
Speaker 3: alexis sure.
Speaker 1: That's the spiritual I just done on me? How terrible
Speaker 1: it would have been for the tarot card reader.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but our listener Emily set it up based on
Speaker 3: a survey she found online about the perfect dates for
Speaker 3: a Pisces and for a Gemini and she decided to
Speaker 3: mash them together into one super date. Yeah, because she's
Speaker 3: a Gemini, her date, Darren is a pisces. I have
Speaker 3: no idea why he wouldn't call you back after this, Emily.
Speaker 2: Especially since it was a surprise yes.
Speaker 3: Yes, sprung on him. It sounds like the date of
Speaker 3: the century, and even Brook is feeling mad jealous because
Speaker 3: she didn't think of it first.
Speaker 4: I know, I will.
Speaker 1: Say the first day I planned for my husband and
Speaker 1: I who's piss.
Speaker 2: We did a brewery and go kart racing.
Speaker 3: Drinking and driving.
Speaker 2: That's a good point. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 4: I think I went extra on this one. Maybe I
Speaker 4: did too much. I don't know.
Speaker 3: It sounds so yeah, that's a good stuff. He doesn't
Speaker 3: appreciate you for the effort that you put in, then
Speaker 3: he doesn't deserve it.
Speaker 5: Wanted that the.
Speaker 1: Tarot card reader didn't have your back and tell him
Speaker 1: that he was obviously destined to be with you.
Speaker 4: Well, you know, I think she was probably just about
Speaker 4: her money because she just left after four songs. That's
Speaker 4: why I wasn't impressed with her.
Speaker 3: Maybe she like predicted the date was going to end poorly,
Speaker 3: so she didn't want to foresee that anyway, I'm predicting
Speaker 3: that this is going to go really really well. Let's
Speaker 3: call Darren and see what he has to say. Okay,
Speaker 3: all right, now, you be quiet now here we go.
Speaker 3: Don't interrupt my concentration. I have to really focus when
Speaker 3: I die. Please shut your mouth. Okay. Hello, hey, we're
Speaker 3: looking to speak with Darren.
Speaker 5: Uh yeah, listen, Hey Darren.
Speaker 3: Sorry to interrupt whatever you're doing right now, but hopefully
Speaker 3: you could take a break to be on the radio
Speaker 3: for a second with a show called Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 3: in the Morning. Yeah, hey, Darren, Okay, yep, oh, I
Speaker 3: can tell how impressed you.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 3: But we're doing a segment called a second Date Update
Speaker 3: because we're trying to help one of our listeners get
Speaker 3: in touch with you again. After you guys went on
Speaker 3: a little romantic first date at a karaoke bar the
Speaker 3: other night, there.
Speaker 2: Was anything a little about it.
Speaker 3: Big romantic date with a girl named Emily.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, okay, well what about it?
Speaker 3: Okay, that's what we want to know. What did you
Speaker 3: think about it?
Speaker 1: I have to know what you thought when you first
Speaker 1: got there and realized what you guys were.
Speaker 5: Going to do.
Speaker 3: What a unique experience bro karaoke and tarot cards.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was definitely a first for me.
Speaker 3: Okay, I think it'd be a first for anybody in
Speaker 3: this room. Honestly, you've never heard of it before.
Speaker 2: Was it fun?
Speaker 5: Like what she obviously told you stuff like, I don't
Speaker 5: know what she told you.
Speaker 3: Well, she just said that she planned this unique first
Speaker 3: date idea, brought the tarot card reader to the karaoke
Speaker 3: bar so that she could do readings in between songs.
Speaker 2: And we heard that you could be getting a cat soon. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the predictions.
Speaker 5: Okay, So here's the thing about all that stuff. So
Speaker 5: I'm not really into that sort of stuff, like the
Speaker 5: tarot card reading and the astrological signs and stuff like that,
Speaker 5: but I sort of went into it with like a
Speaker 5: kind of an open mind just to see what happened.
Speaker 5: But honestly, it kind of freaked me out a little bit.
Speaker 3: Why huh?
Speaker 5: So you mentioned the cat earlier?
Speaker 4: Right? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Right, So I didn't mention this at the time, but
Speaker 5: my neighbor is moving and they have a cat, and
Speaker 5: I agreed to adopt their cat.
Speaker 3: And you didn't tell anyone, did she know? Did you?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 5: I didn't say anything at the time. Wow, you know,
Speaker 5: I don't want to mess around with this astrological crap.
Speaker 5: I'm going to bring in no, no.
Speaker 2: No, come on. One, it can be just a coincidence.
Speaker 1: And two, even if it's not, these people are really
Speaker 1: good at like reading signs of things that are happening
Speaker 1: in your life.
Speaker 3: Probably it's like cat hair on your sweater.
Speaker 5: Wait, hold on, there's more. So. One of the terror
Speaker 5: readings I don't know if she told you about this,
Speaker 5: was that somebody was going to get a raise.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Few days after that, I get called into my boss's
Speaker 5: office and he tells me I get a promotion in
Speaker 5: a race wo freaking way.
Speaker 2: But these are a good thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's awesome.
Speaker 5: It's freaky, and honestly, like, I'm not that kind of
Speaker 5: person that I want to know what my future is
Speaker 5: or anything like that. I kind of like to go
Speaker 5: with the flow and just see how life kind of happens.
Speaker 2: That's crazy, so wait wait, wait, Though it wasn't.
Speaker 1: Her giving you the tarot card readings. Yeah, if she
Speaker 1: doesn't predict the future.
Speaker 5: But he's into it though. Yeah, he seems like she's
Speaker 5: kind of that person that wants to know what's going on.
Speaker 5: I'm not, and like, honestly, I've been kind of struggling
Speaker 5: with I don't know how to bring this up to her.
Speaker 3: So it's it's not necessarily an issue of like Gemini
Speaker 3: versus Pisces and incompatibility don't mix. It's just she's into
Speaker 3: the astrological stuff and you don't want anything to do
Speaker 3: with it.
Speaker 2: And you're scared of it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, Well, okay, I'm probably I mean, how is
Speaker 3: he ever going to bring this up to her? I'm
Speaker 3: I'm really sorry to freak you out even more than
Speaker 3: you already are, but I have a prediction that Emily
Speaker 3: is listening to this phone conversation and wants to jump in.
Speaker 3: I'm not a professional tarror.
Speaker 5: Reader, so oh hey, what's up?
Speaker 4: So wait, is that the reason why you're not calling
Speaker 4: me back?
Speaker 5: I just didn't know how to tell you it, and
Speaker 5: I didn't want to disappoint you because you like went
Speaker 5: through so much effort to bring like this tarot card
Speaker 5: reader in and the karaoke night, and like, I just
Speaker 5: didn't want to hurt your feelings.
Speaker 4: Right, So not callin her back is well, I just
Speaker 4: don't understand how you didn't and don't want to know
Speaker 4: the future and then look the tear card reader. She
Speaker 4: predicted everything I.
Speaker 5: Know, and like, honestly, I'm a little bit kind of
Speaker 5: freaked out about the whole thing, and like, I don't know.
Speaker 5: I like to go with the flow with life. I
Speaker 5: think that's part of the beauty of life is just
Speaker 5: things happen and you react to them and it's unexpected.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I don't know. You don't want to know
Speaker 4: like the next time that you're going to miss a
Speaker 4: rent payment?
Speaker 2: What how do you not know that?
Speaker 5: I mean, I just got a promotion, so I'm not
Speaker 5: worried about, like I'm doing all right with rent.
Speaker 2: Emily, why did you bring up rent?
Speaker 4: Because I like cano stuff and that's okay that you
Speaker 4: don't like canoe stuff. But you know, this could help
Speaker 4: build our future. Be ahead of the game.
Speaker 2: I've heard that's how you play the stock market.
Speaker 4: Like what if the next hair card reader tells us
Speaker 4: that you're about to get another cat? Like I would
Speaker 4: want to know that, don't you want to know that?
Speaker 5: Wow?
Speaker 3: How many cats is he going to happen?
Speaker 2: How often is this park pulled? I mean maybe he
Speaker 2: would just know when the cat.
Speaker 5: Arrived, Yeah, exactly, And their cats. They're pretty much kind
Speaker 5: of self reliant, you know what I mean, It's not
Speaker 5: really that big of a deal.
Speaker 3: I understand Darren doesn't really want to know anything about
Speaker 3: the future. Emily wants to know everything that's going to
Speaker 3: happen in the next forty years. There must be somewhere
Speaker 3: in the middle where you two can meet and we
Speaker 3: could send you on a date that we would pay for.
Speaker 3: That way, you guys could talk about it, worked this out,
Speaker 3: and nobody would miss any rent payments that way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it feels like it's worth a shot.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know. Emily, what does your tarot cards
Speaker 5: say that I'm gonna sit? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Good that you're the perfect guy for me.
Speaker 3: Oh question, it's a totally different card, but it's still
Speaker 3: works exactly how it works. So it's a definite yes
Speaker 3: from Emily. We know that. But Darren, the answer comes
Speaker 3: down to you do you want to see her one
Speaker 3: more time?
Speaker 5: You know what? Honestly, this whole thing just really isn't
Speaker 5: for me. I'm sorry. You seem like a nice person
Speaker 5: and I wish you to bet.
Speaker 4: Are you serious?
Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, I'm serious.
Speaker 3: Tell him how many cats he's going to get his punishment.
Speaker 4: This is awful. I did not see this in the car.
Speaker 4: Oh can you please give me one more chance? And
Speaker 4: I'll never bring up the tarot cards again.
Speaker 2: To give it totally now, how quickly she moved away.
Speaker 3: God, those darny geminis. They're so finicky, Darren, She's asked twice. Now.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I'm sorry, terrified.
Speaker 3: Better luck next time.
Speaker 4: Okay, Emily, I'm heartbroken.
Speaker 2: I also feel like you're gonna be delivered and feral
Speaker 2: cats to his Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.