Speaker 1: The Nicky Gliser Podcast. Glaser, here's Nikki. Hello, here I am.
Speaker 2: It's a Nicky Glazer podcast. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: It's the Thursday episode special guests in the room because
Speaker 1: Brian Frangie is not Because Brian Fangie isn't here, but
Speaker 1: he again is coming back next week.
Speaker 2: You'll hear all.
Speaker 1: About his wedding and his honeymoon, which we covered a
Speaker 1: little bit on the show yesterday. If you missed it,
Speaker 1: do you everyone dismissed she doesn't use proper nouns, missed
Speaker 1: missals and verbs exactly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you look pretty today, mom?
Speaker 4: Well thanks, I do like your you look like Dorothy.
Speaker 4: Do I look like the circus?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: She did, just come.
Speaker 1: From white Yeah, you wore white pants to the circus?
Speaker 3: Good question? Why not? I don't know no a word? Yeah, no, no, no, it's.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: It's a clean, big top show.
Speaker 5: Like they go round and round?
Speaker 3: Oh no they did. How do you know that they did?
Speaker 5: They have all about it.
Speaker 1: You sent that on the chain, And remember I sent
Speaker 1: you a picture of a flower that had a bunch
Speaker 1: of holes in it to scare you. Oh my, oh here,
Speaker 1: because I hate those those motorcycles going round and round.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay, was that there there? Yes?
Speaker 2: Today, yes, get the fuck out?
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 1: Do you do you get anxiety watching that?
Speaker 3: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 4: There were several very dangerous things going there one night.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 2: What was my first word as a child, dangerous?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I would point out things that were dangerous. You
Speaker 4: would not You would not have liked it. Your dad
Speaker 4: was even scared. He was like, I didn't hate kind
Speaker 4: of bad ship. Yeah. I.
Speaker 1: And then I first thing I asked my mom when
Speaker 1: she came in today, Oh, by the way, Taylor's here,
Speaker 1: Anya's here and Noah's here, so Taylor's.
Speaker 2: Back is we have to cover Mashbox twenty last night.
Speaker 2: She was not going to be here today.
Speaker 1: But I was like, on the way home last night,
Speaker 1: I go, you got to come back tomorrow because you
Speaker 1: were a part of the Masonical experience, even though my
Speaker 1: mom was also there. But I asked my mom were
Speaker 1: there any animals at the circus and she said yes
Speaker 1: because she felt shame because she knew I was going.
Speaker 3: To get well I didn't. I didn't hire them.
Speaker 1: I mean the need to go see these.
Speaker 3: I know that there's going to be camels.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And when Dad and dad said that it was
Speaker 1: kind of cool, like, oh, it's cool that they're doing that,
Speaker 1: and you go, you know how they got them to
Speaker 1: do that?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: They beat them profusely.
Speaker 3: It was kind of exotic.
Speaker 4: Where the way this woman was dressed and she just
Speaker 4: guided them with there are four camels in a line
Speaker 4: and anyway. Yeah, it was looked at their dogs. They
Speaker 4: had a great band which like played really exotic you
Speaker 4: know music. Okay, so it's the kids like excited about this.
Speaker 4: Yeah they liked it. Yeah, yeah, kids were.
Speaker 5: Like our time in Jerusalem, and.
Speaker 1: So many camels did they wearing like a lot of
Speaker 1: like face jewelry.
Speaker 4: She was kissing these camels. Who was a woman so sweet?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Can you kiss someone after you you kiss their bruise?
Speaker 1: It like that will go? SONGA thought it was cute
Speaker 1: for you to kiss my purple black eye. Even though
Speaker 1: I got it from you, caught it from you, I
Speaker 1: still think we're serious. Good job, mom, that's what you said.
Speaker 1: I that's I say out too late? Please don't okay,
Speaker 1: just try a couple. I say, how too late?
Speaker 3: I went on a date?
Speaker 1: No, got nothing in my brain.
Speaker 6: That's what people say. That's what people say. I go
Speaker 6: on too many dates. I was right, I can make
Speaker 6: them stay.
Speaker 1: Yes, at least that's what people say there, that's what
Speaker 1: people say. Good, Okay, you got it. Okay, we're done.
Speaker 3: That is terrible.
Speaker 1: No, it's good, you're getting it. This is just no,
Speaker 1: it's about repetition.
Speaker 7: With Julie, I think Julie should sing in a lower
Speaker 7: octave because you have a really good lower octave voice.
Speaker 3: And then harmonized with Nikki. You know, I really grab
Speaker 3: your grave a Gertie.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, that was your nickname. Also with pig Woman,
Speaker 1: my mom had like a series of really unfortunate yes
Speaker 1: because she was a little bit chunky as a kid,
Speaker 1: and you're a woman though our fans child, yes, like
Speaker 1: one of our fans.
Speaker 2: I told you this found she was show and said.
Speaker 1: That her mom or her aunt or someone was also
Speaker 1: a pig Woman around the same time. And so people
Speaker 1: we looked up, Oh really, a couple.
Speaker 7: I think it was like two people who said that,
Speaker 7: like their parents were called woman.
Speaker 1: Big girl would have been more important because you were
Speaker 1: a girl. They made you a woman. It's like, that's
Speaker 1: not fun.
Speaker 3: Your character. Were you woman? Someone called you? But my
Speaker 3: dad because it's short for tater bug, but he calls
Speaker 3: me bug a woman.
Speaker 1: But you are but I love But what's your most exotic?
Speaker 2: But what's the coolest bug?
Speaker 3: You have? Your friendship? Butterfly? Thank you? The Pelicon had
Speaker 3: wasp was my favorite things city wasp? Yes?
Speaker 2: And why is that so exotic? They're just kind of
Speaker 2: hard to find.
Speaker 8: They have a long overpositor, which is their little butt
Speaker 8: goes like this and it sticks the eggs in and
Speaker 8: it goes.
Speaker 2: Okay, is this wasp? How did you find it?
Speaker 8: I just saw it because I like it a lot,
Speaker 8: and I around so long ago alive and I found
Speaker 8: out where they would hang out.
Speaker 3: And then kill How did you kill him? I put
Speaker 3: him in the freezer so they go to sleep.
Speaker 1: That's kind of a camel's I would be into that. Wait,
Speaker 1: that's what they did to Casey Anthony?
Speaker 3: Well something like that, put oh sleepy sleep. You should
Speaker 3: know this, Ni.
Speaker 2: What about Casey Anthony?
Speaker 4: Well that's not proven, But where did you come up
Speaker 4: with it?
Speaker 1: More than she knows more about John Benay than anyone
Speaker 1: I know. She knows more about jfk assassination than except
Speaker 1: on except on your dad.
Speaker 3: Who's the next? Wait to meet Jerry.
Speaker 1: Cross if you want to look up YouTube videos on
Speaker 1: the JFK assassination.
Speaker 2: And then Columbine Taylor.
Speaker 1: Is I asked her yesterday on the way Mass twenty
Speaker 1: I go because we were talking about like the Idaho House,
Speaker 1: you know where those murders were in Idaho that we're
Speaker 1: all talking about. They're going to tear down the house
Speaker 1: because this town is being like harassed by TikTokers and
Speaker 1: YouTubers and all these internet sluice are coming and taking
Speaker 1: pictures outside of it and it's just turned into like
Speaker 1: a fucking media zoo NonStop since it happened in October.
Speaker 5: Circus, I might say, yeah, there's.
Speaker 1: Camels there and a beautiful exotic woman kissing them would
Speaker 1: makes it okay for something. And then so they're going
Speaker 1: to tear down the house. And I was asking Taylor,
Speaker 1: like is that a normal thing? Because she goes to
Speaker 1: see a lot of murder places. She went to a
Speaker 1: cave that Charles Manson hung out in until it was
Speaker 1: an hour and a half to find the cave in California. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: what's the cave called for?
Speaker 2: People who were Manson?
Speaker 8: Well, the place where they lived was Spawn Ranch n
Speaker 8: Ranch sba H spawn.
Speaker 3: You know, I know, yeah you were, let's go, I
Speaker 3: could have gotten found they posed in front of it.
Speaker 3: Oh it's still there. Yeah, well usually you know, go on.
Speaker 3: I asked her, I go, would you ever want to
Speaker 3: a Columbine with me? And she was like yes. It
Speaker 3: was like of course.
Speaker 1: We were in Denver this past weekend for Brian's wedding
Speaker 1: and Chris we had a little bit our plight was
Speaker 1: at like six or three forty or something, and we
Speaker 1: were driving out and He's like, do must up in
Speaker 1: Denver or anything to go to lunch or like find it?
Speaker 2: And I was like, we know what, Peggy, Peggy, thank you?
Speaker 5: Thought she was going to call you the woman.
Speaker 3: That's who started the pig one? Yeah, oh how dare she?
Speaker 3: Did you ask her why? She said woman a child?
Speaker 1: Because it's funny the seventies, I guess, yeah, and it
Speaker 1: was women's lib.
Speaker 3: Girl to be a woman like she was into that
Speaker 3: pig person.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I even said, Chris joke. I didn't say
Speaker 1: it jokingly, but he thought it was a joke. I
Speaker 1: was like, we go to calm one and he like laughed,
Speaker 1: and you know how like when you present something serious
Speaker 1: and someone laughs, it off and you're too embarrassed to
Speaker 1: present it again. It's like, no, I actually want to
Speaker 1: do that, but I've been like three times now, but
Speaker 1: I want to go back, but Taylor is going to
Speaker 1: go with me.
Speaker 3: Wasn't it kind of reh redone? Yeah, but it's still
Speaker 3: a window that guy hung out of.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but the windows kind of looked still the same,
Speaker 1: and it's just it's beautiful.
Speaker 4: He kind of.
Speaker 2: There was a victim. I forget his name.
Speaker 3: I used to't.
Speaker 1: I memorize all the victims' names at one point on
Speaker 1: a plane ride because I felt really bad that I'm
Speaker 1: so obsessed with it. But I don't know the victim's name,
Speaker 1: so I had them all memorize at one point, all
Speaker 1: like eleven or twelve.
Speaker 2: That's bad that I can't even remember the number, but
Speaker 2: I forget which one he is.
Speaker 1: He survived, though he's paralyzed, but he I think he's paralyzed.
Speaker 1: He was. You can watch live footage of him like crawling.
Speaker 1: He crawled across the library and jumped out the window
Speaker 1: and they pulled him out. He's bleeding all down that
Speaker 1: it was and his leg was completely shattered, and he's
Speaker 1: pulled himself and there was I think the shooters were
Speaker 1: still active at that time. But I was telling Taylor yesterday, Sorry,
Speaker 1: this a little Columbine little detour. This I that of
Speaker 1: all the books I've read, I never got this piece
Speaker 1: of information. I got it from the subreddit. Is that
Speaker 1: a lot of mass shooters that plan this kind of stuff.
Speaker 1: The reason why we were I'm always like, why didn't
Speaker 1: they kill more people? They have like AR fifteen's they
Speaker 1: can just go, you know, and there's people hiding like
Speaker 1: they kind of they get bored. First of all, if
Speaker 1: they're psychopaths, they get bored with it because it's just
Speaker 1: like that's not as great as I thought to be.
Speaker 1: Or they don't understand they've only played like do or
Speaker 1: like these video games, so they don't really under or
Speaker 1: they've seen in movies.
Speaker 2: They don't understand the smell of death.
Speaker 1: They don't understand how crazy it is to look at
Speaker 1: someone's bone fragments splattered like. They get disturbed by it,
Speaker 1: so then they start having trauma responses and crying. And
Speaker 1: so the combine killers could have killed a bunch of
Speaker 1: more people because there were still tons of people hiding,
Speaker 1: which who they saw, but they didn't because it was
Speaker 1: becoming to the point where they weren't picking them off
Speaker 1: across a field or whatever, which is a little bit easier,
Speaker 1: not easier, but like not as gruesome. But they were
Speaker 1: too close, probably stopped because it was all going to
Speaker 1: be have to be point blank, and they were getting sick,
Speaker 1: and they were kind of under they were just getting
Speaker 1: horrified by what they were doing.
Speaker 2: And Eric broke his nose on a you know, the gun.
Speaker 5: This because they didn't live.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's well, they didn't live.
Speaker 1: But this was a theory that someone said of like
Speaker 1: why didn't they kill more people? Why did they kill
Speaker 1: themselves in the library kind of like when people were
Speaker 1: still in there, kind of like.
Speaker 8: An hour and a half or something before the cops came.
Speaker 8: They could have yeah, to everyone, they could have just
Speaker 8: done so much more.
Speaker 1: And and that was one person's theory of like they
Speaker 1: were actually they didn't realize.
Speaker 2: The smell.
Speaker 1: I thought that particularly the smell was an interesting detail
Speaker 1: of like do you read stuff.
Speaker 5: Like this, do you doesn't see a little bit of
Speaker 5: make times?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but like people like future and pee and like
Speaker 3: blood coming out. I thought that to Noah.
Speaker 1: But it's like it's that it's all that it's like
Speaker 1: all bodily functions people just the smell of thang of
Speaker 1: like terror, everyone's yeah, crying and begging and blood like
Speaker 1: blood has a pungent smell and just the smell. I
Speaker 1: don't think the smell of a rotten corpse is what
Speaker 1: I'm talking about. It's more like the the blood everywhere.
Speaker 1: So anyway back to Masha was twenty my heart, blood
Speaker 1: is everywhere. Check your bingo cards. I can't believe Columbine
Speaker 1: wasn't on that. Okay, So last night we went to
Speaker 1: match Box Macha Box.
Speaker 3: It's like the pasta pasta is just the tho.
Speaker 1: Well, we realized that's not his quote, right, Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: from a different book.
Speaker 5: It's Faulconer.
Speaker 3: I knew it was.
Speaker 5: I just thought it was sweet fast past. The foss
Speaker 5: doesn't have a past.
Speaker 2: If you don't know what we're talking about. Yesterday's episode,
Speaker 2: Anya thought it was really funny.
Speaker 1: In the audiobook of Harry Prince Harry, he starts with
Speaker 1: a quote from William Faulkner, and it's like, but he
Speaker 1: doesn't say past, he says the post, and it says
Speaker 1: past a bunch of it, and it's just really tone.
Speaker 5: He played it, but for some reason, it's very funny.
Speaker 3: Twice is a lot. He is British, right, so we
Speaker 3: expect it would be weird to be past. It would
Speaker 3: be so weird.
Speaker 4: A much.
Speaker 1: You know, we'd be like, what a phony be American?
Speaker 1: I mean they can't do anything?
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh, and you know who I was talking about yesterday
Speaker 1: that I was like really disappointed in who was like
Speaker 1: going off on them, being like she's he's a winging
Speaker 1: little bitch he grew up in a royal family when
Speaker 1: when it was Kelly Osbourne because I was really disappointed
Speaker 1: because I usually like her. Yeah, but I think she's hungry.
Speaker 1: Oh she is, looks very very She's on ozempic for sure,
Speaker 1: and so has her mom, Sharon. Her mom Sharon, you
Speaker 1: wouldn't recognize her. She looks anorexic, no shape, no look,
Speaker 1: I've been anorexic, so like, but she definitely looks like
Speaker 1: she's wearing baggy clothes to cover up out. Then she
Speaker 1: is so ozembig worked peeps. Okay, So, but you have
Speaker 1: to be on it the rest of your life.
Speaker 4: By the way, you never get to get off of it,
Speaker 4: so you cannot get off no or you gain it
Speaker 4: all back speed diabetes?
Speaker 5: Is that no one that sent me that article?
Speaker 9: There's an article like there's a o zembic finger now
Speaker 9: and it's like women are going to their jewelers and
Speaker 9: dru their rings resized because their fingers are shrinking.
Speaker 1: Oh I thought it was like ompic fingers from bar
Speaker 1: Put your finger in your throat and barf and you
Speaker 1: get like a little dot on it or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, everyone's everyone's on it. But what was I gona?
Speaker 1: Okay, so match Box twenty weren't weren't right, So this
Speaker 1: is the whole crew. I told you yesterday on the
Speaker 1: show that like, I asked Rob Thomas for twelve tickets,
Speaker 1: which is unbelievable. Can I just read what I wrote
Speaker 1: to him so we all understand that I'm not a
Speaker 1: crazy person.
Speaker 10: I honestly was like, oh wait, these people are coming
Speaker 10: to you said, Okay, more people, Rob Hi, You're coming
Speaker 10: to Saint Louis next week and I'm so freaking excited.
Speaker 1: Please forgive me for asking you for comps, but that
Speaker 1: is exactly what I'm doing. I will be buying tickets
Speaker 1: if I don't hear back, So please feel free to
Speaker 1: ignore this. He said, are you kidding, of course, let
Speaker 1: me know what you need and we will set it up.
Speaker 2: I said, I love you. We'll let you know how
Speaker 2: many asaps.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Rob, and then he got back to me,
Speaker 1: and then I said, I'm so embarrassed because I cast
Speaker 1: two wide of a net asking my friends and family
Speaker 1: to go. I thought they'd say no because of kids
Speaker 1: and such, but they are all huge fans and so excited.
Speaker 1: I have twelve people willing and able to go. I
Speaker 1: am so sorry to ask for that, and I can
Speaker 1: and gladly will pay it for some were all of them.
Speaker 1: And then he said, let me ask my tour manager.
Speaker 1: I don't have any other guests, so could be okay.
Speaker 1: Anyone coming back has to test first. Sorry, we've had
Speaker 1: COVID cases knock out some band members.
Speaker 3: And I really said.
Speaker 1: COVID because Taylor was like, we had the COVID test,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, COVID, Yeah, we're all kind of like
Speaker 1: over it, and if you get it, it's like just
Speaker 1: keep going to work with if you can. But like
Speaker 1: a singer is the only person that really gets knocked
Speaker 1: out by COVID. I mean, I know people get very
Speaker 1: sick and can't like sit up straight, but like it
Speaker 1: attacks your threat.
Speaker 2: You can't fuck with that.
Speaker 1: And Rob Thomas, as we know, is a singing god,
Speaker 1: a vocal uh titan. He is one of the best vocalists.
Speaker 1: Going fight me on this, I'll win.
Speaker 4: It doesn't matter, right, amazing. I've never even known who
Speaker 4: he was really, Yeah, I'm but when you fan, yeah,
Speaker 4: well I was six songs by you and you knew them.
Speaker 3: Yeah I knew. I didn't even know. I knew that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they are that band that I was telling
Speaker 1: Taylor yesterday, if you don't like Matchbox twenty, you're wrong.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're just there's nothing. There's got to be something
Speaker 2: for you in it.
Speaker 1: It does not.
Speaker 2: It's not like it's it's he's not trying to be
Speaker 2: cuh like like someone likes Drain or Marion five.
Speaker 1: You can't group them with other nineties two thousand bands
Speaker 1: that are kind of in the same genre because there's
Speaker 1: nothing c about him. He's just writing his heart. He's
Speaker 1: not trying to like manipulate it all. Chris and I
Speaker 1: were talking last night about the song three Am, and
Speaker 1: Chris was like, I kind of thought he was in
Speaker 1: that vein of guys that's like trying to get laid
Speaker 1: with music, like because like the three Am song. And
Speaker 1: then I told Chris last night at the concert, I
Speaker 1: was like, because I because we were talking about this,
Speaker 1: I go, there's.
Speaker 2: Nothing c about his lyrics.
Speaker 1: There's nothing like he's not you know how artists like
Speaker 1: a lot of times, especially like they're just trying to
Speaker 1: be hot and stuff. He's never dry to be He's
Speaker 1: just had to try. But three Am, you could maybe
Speaker 1: argue is a little bit of like mothers be good
Speaker 1: to your daughters, like trying to get laid song because
Speaker 1: it's like I must be only I don't know.
Speaker 3: You could argue that it's a best soil latter that
Speaker 3: you're ever heard.
Speaker 1: What is that? Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah train?
Speaker 1: But you know why it's not because it's a song
Speaker 1: about his mom with cancer, So there's it has nothing
Speaker 1: to do with a woman.
Speaker 2: So it's like it's sincere from his heart. He's such
Speaker 2: he loves women. He's so sweet.
Speaker 3: I love his songs.
Speaker 2: He is the tailor.
Speaker 1: He's like a male Taylor Swift to me, like he
Speaker 1: really captures emotions in a way that resonate with me.
Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about our experience at Rashboks twenty because
Speaker 1: it's kind of insane when.
Speaker 2: We get back from us.
Speaker 1: All right, so I get everyone's going to mass Pax twenty,
Speaker 1: but I only have five passes to go backstage, and
Speaker 1: no one can get there early enough except me and
Speaker 1: Taylor to go backstage because you got to be tested
Speaker 1: and we had to get there at like six, and
Speaker 1: so Taylor and you're going.
Speaker 5: To go backstage pre show or post show for the concert?
Speaker 3: Pree he does pre yeah to hang.
Speaker 1: I think he did a meet and greet at like
Speaker 1: during the sound check with people, and then I guess
Speaker 1: friends can come back and hang. The show started at
Speaker 1: seven thirty, so we got there, We got COVID tested.
Speaker 5: The wallflowers opened, they did it.
Speaker 1: It was Matt Nathanson, but he the flowers were supposed
Speaker 1: to He was Matt Maidanson was amazing too.
Speaker 3: I know it was good though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it would have been cool solo weird band.
Speaker 3: Where did you guys watch that?
Speaker 1: And it's so weird because the drummer for Liz Phair
Speaker 1: contacted me on Instagram weeks ago and was like, Hey,
Speaker 1: if you ever want to come to a Liz Fair show,
Speaker 1: I'm a drummer for and we'd love to have you,
Speaker 1: and I was like, that's awesome, we would love I
Speaker 1: would love to go. I'll check out our tour. And
Speaker 1: then he was the drummer for Matt Nathanson, but I
Speaker 1: didn't realize it until I got home and he dammed
Speaker 1: me and was like, that was me. You're on your Instagram.
Speaker 1: It was so weird.
Speaker 2: Anyway, so everyone's connected.
Speaker 1: What did you ask?
Speaker 3: Well, where did you watch the pre ban?
Speaker 1: Well, we got there. We come in and they are
Speaker 1: waiting for us. The police are like, come on in.
Speaker 1: I'm driving your beat old Jaloppie. I'm embarrassed. The license
Speaker 1: plate is bent on the front because always get too
Speaker 1: close to my gate and it like pulls.
Speaker 2: It up like a crunch into a.
Speaker 3: Get back.
Speaker 1: I know it won't. I need to examine that cars
Speaker 1: like that because the stickers I never put on because
Speaker 1: I lost the stickers. So i'm the plates are paid for,
Speaker 1: but the registered St. Louis they ran the registration stickers.
Speaker 1: I'm they're they're expired. I went, I know, but I
Speaker 1: know you to lose them. I love this, so the
Speaker 1: cops way, listen. We get in and yeah, I've been
Speaker 1: driving with unregistered plates for since November. I don't care.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter, they are paid for it. If I
Speaker 1: get pulled over, I'll just be like I have not drunk.
Speaker 1: I don't care, like I won't be any I'll be
Speaker 1: like high cop. Yeah, I have the sticker, but they
Speaker 1: were on the back of the star spangled banner that
Speaker 1: I wrote down when I was singing at the parade,
Speaker 1: and I dropped it somewhere along the parade route because
Speaker 1: I was the fucking Marshal of the Saints giving to
Speaker 1: the day parade.
Speaker 5: Sorry, I sang this star spangled Sorry, I love.
Speaker 3: A married god.
Speaker 1: No, I feel like it'll be a good story and
Speaker 1: we'll all have fun. I don't feel like going to
Speaker 1: the DMV.
Speaker 2: Who cares? What's it going to save me a two
Speaker 2: hundred dollars ticket.
Speaker 1: I don't care. Okay, maybe most people would, but I
Speaker 1: just that if I was being two hundred dollars, if
Speaker 1: someone paid me two hundred dollars to go to the
Speaker 1: DMV and wait, I wouldn't do it.
Speaker 3: So I went down the streets. Quite, I will go
Speaker 3: for you for two hundred dollars, But I don't think
Speaker 3: ticket entirely.
Speaker 1: So so very young actually so oh yeah, remember we
Speaker 1: used to get Taylor just real quick. The other day
Speaker 1: at the nail salon. What happened to you?
Speaker 3: Oh Mary?
Speaker 8: My enemy thought that I went with my sister who's
Speaker 8: a year and a half younger than me, And she
Speaker 8: said to us, oh mother daughter.
Speaker 3: Meaning it I was Corey's mom. You gotta be kidding me,
Speaker 3: gotta head.
Speaker 9: I was like what.
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm one year older than her. I
Speaker 3: had I was one and aware guess tip for Mary?
Speaker 3: And I was like, that's ripe. So I don't go
Speaker 3: there anymore.
Speaker 1: Your dollars as my daughter is apart from me. That
Speaker 1: is insane.
Speaker 3: Nobody comment about like you.
Speaker 1: No one would do that.
Speaker 3: She was joke, you don't know what my sister looks like.
Speaker 3: She looks older. You don't even know. She doesn't she's fresh.
Speaker 1: You know your sister has a Benjamin button and so
Speaker 1: she looks very young.
Speaker 3: That is a wait.
Speaker 1: I guess that the other way. That is so awful,
Speaker 1: and I would still be recovering from that.
Speaker 3: I am. I think about it every day. I'm like,
Speaker 3: get whatever cream Mary uses. She's like seven and twelve.
Speaker 3: Remember one of.
Speaker 5: Our friends were just saying their housekeeper was like about
Speaker 5: her husband. They were like, is that yours?
Speaker 1: What did they say? Like, oh you, She's like, I'm
Speaker 1: one year older than him.
Speaker 4: She's like.
Speaker 1: She was almost proud of Holla for being like You're like, oh,
Speaker 1: good job, you got a young man.
Speaker 3: Sorry, he was like wearing a beanie and like scuffling around.
Speaker 1: Dresses is youthful. Yes, and he is always as a beanie.
Speaker 3: Are we talking about John?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, Holla's husband. But that is just devastating. People
Speaker 1: just shut about like trying to guess. People are like
Speaker 1: how many months along are you? Don't ever ask anyone that.
Speaker 1: Don't ever wait what Sometimes they're like they're very pregnant.
Speaker 9: Sometimes everybody asks that thing. You're obviously pregnant. And then
Speaker 9: they're like, I've never done it.
Speaker 1: I always just got But then sometimes there's they're like
Speaker 1: nine months they're in labor, and I'm just like, so.
Speaker 4: I just can't.
Speaker 2: There's like my door woman downstairs, Donnetta.
Speaker 1: She is awesome, but she was like getting a little
Speaker 1: chunkers for a while, and I was like, but it
Speaker 1: was like in the front, you know, and it wasn't
Speaker 1: anywhere else. But I didn't want to say anything, so
Speaker 1: I didn't and then she eventually was just so big
Speaker 1: that I was like, I can't.
Speaker 2: I just when can you?
Speaker 3: When can you do?
Speaker 2: They have to say you.
Speaker 5: Are man?
Speaker 1: You shut what?
Speaker 4: Wait?
Speaker 3: What can you?
Speaker 1: When can I do? You know what? As you showed
Speaker 1: us from No, okay, I was at a concert, or
Speaker 1: I was at Adam Sandler with Chris in like a box,
Speaker 1: or no Chris Rocks Chris Rock Show and Dave Chapelle
Speaker 1: in a box at the Enterprise Center and sorry at
Speaker 1: Enterprise Center. I recently didn't add for this event I'm
Speaker 1: doing at Enterprise Center.
Speaker 2: And I was called the Enterprise Center.
Speaker 3: Well yeah, why isn't it?
Speaker 1: But they were like, you need to say at Enterprise.
Speaker 1: So I was just like, I can't wait for this
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving Eve. I will be at Enterprise Center like a robot.
Speaker 1: Me and Joe Buck were doing this ad. We're so
Speaker 1: yeah Thanksgiving Eve. If you're at Saint Louis Guns and Hoses,
Speaker 1: that's where the firefighters and the policemen fight each box
Speaker 1: each other.
Speaker 2: I'm hosting it with Joe Bucks.
Speaker 4: You don't know about that tailor I have heard about,
Speaker 4: but people still smoke cigarettes in this. I'll be there,
Speaker 4: I'm sure that's not true anymore. Yeah, I'm pretty sure
Speaker 4: it's true.
Speaker 3: Ye, the very smoking at that should Chris.
Speaker 5: I was talking about someone.
Speaker 1: Pelosi's desk. Yeah, He's like, and then you ship on
Speaker 1: Nancy Pelosi's desk. He said something, and he was making
Speaker 1: a point about something else. It was just a contextual thing,
Speaker 1: and this drunk idiot I me, just this girl goes
Speaker 1: as they should.
Speaker 3: They should as they should.
Speaker 1: And I go as they should. And she leaps up
Speaker 1: from her chair and gets in my faces like, yeah,
Speaker 1: why do you what about it? And I was like,
Speaker 1: I put up my hair in a ponytail on the way.
Speaker 1: I was ready. I was going to say something ship
Speaker 1: to her, and I did.
Speaker 2: I gave her boyfriend a really dirty look, like what are.
Speaker 3: You doing with this piece of trash? Yeah? And as
Speaker 3: they should.
Speaker 1: I'm sure they're married with kids.
Speaker 3: Now you should always you should ship on a desk.
Speaker 2: I don't mean to call her trash, but I did.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's not a nice thing to call someone.
Speaker 3: But she they say something like that, as they should,
Speaker 3: Like what why as they should have?
Speaker 9: But on that?
Speaker 11: Why?
Speaker 1: Why is that a good idea?
Speaker 3: Exactly?
Speaker 1: I wouldn't sho on anyone's desk. What I wouldn't want
Speaker 1: anyone to ever have ship on maybe like Bill Cosby.
Speaker 3: Finish It doesn't like she's not cleaning it. The janitor
Speaker 3: is cleaning it. Yeah, she's not going to see it
Speaker 3: or no, as they should.
Speaker 1: So we get We pull in the cops, lediicine and
Speaker 1: we park right in between buses.
Speaker 3: I put it on Instagram more like in between this
Speaker 3: shitty car. Your car that is old.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 3: It's a classic Lexus. Get out of here it.
Speaker 1: Is, I will get out of here you No, I
Speaker 1: love it. It's nothing rides smoother than Alexis. That car
Speaker 1: rides ads right now and Alexis Lexus is center.
Speaker 3: Have you ever drive driven?
Speaker 1: I don't give a funk about cars, but I'm not
Speaker 1: getting you. Alexis cars so smooth, it's wild. It's different
Speaker 1: than any other car. And I am not someone who
Speaker 1: cares about that stuff. But it is a thing true.
Speaker 1: So I love the smoothness of it. But the breaks
Speaker 1: are going out and I'm probably gonna shie.
Speaker 3: Driving smooth.
Speaker 1: She's driving car I bought her. So I took her
Speaker 1: car after I bought her.
Speaker 3: What I buy your right?
Speaker 1: We have four yeah, okay, So I park in the
Speaker 1: hybrid buses Hybrid used twenty twenty one, right nineteen, All right.
Speaker 3: Oh nads, classic, it's a great car.
Speaker 2: So then we get out of the car.
Speaker 1: I'm like doing my makeup real quick because I thought
Speaker 1: were gonna COVID test in the car, and then I
Speaker 1: have tend to do my makeup. So we get in
Speaker 1: and I'm like, they're like waiting for us, and I'm
Speaker 1: like and then we get out. We had to put
Speaker 1: on masks to wear outside just because they're like, you know,
Speaker 1: it's very scared. So we COVID test and then we
Speaker 1: go wait and we're just hanging out and like talking
Speaker 1: out in this like outdoor like backstage area that's very nice.
Speaker 1: And Taylor's pulling all the tags off of the outdoor
Speaker 1: couch cushions because she's like, these are eye sores.
Speaker 3: Artists do not deserve to see lobbed, deserve robbed. It's
Speaker 3: like a huge like do not take off this tag
Speaker 3: by penalty, like you know, the huge one. Yeah, you
Speaker 3: don't care about these penalties, no way, not for.
Speaker 1: Making it nice for the artists. It was very sweet.
Speaker 1: And then and then and then what do we hear
Speaker 1: across like a heckle from across the court and a
Speaker 1: sexy man strode for It's like something like, look at
Speaker 1: those losers quarantine. We're there looking up. They can't come
Speaker 1: back to society. It was some kind of heckle like
Speaker 1: that of like look at those outcasts over there, weight.
Speaker 3: And like losers. And it was Rob and we were like.
Speaker 2: Hey, and then he was like, I'm gonna go vocal
Speaker 2: warm up. I'll be right back. And we were like
Speaker 2: and we were both just like.
Speaker 3: He looks exactly like when we googled him yesterday. Wah,
Speaker 3: we googled he looked savior.
Speaker 5: And tan and lean and fit.
Speaker 3: He just looked healthy, the same, the same.
Speaker 1: There was a blind man at the shin and he
Speaker 1: told me he met a blind woman at the meet
Speaker 1: and greet and that he was going to be most
Speaker 1: focused on her to see like if she's enjoying the show,
Speaker 1: because she's.
Speaker 2: Just hearing her home.
Speaker 1: He was like, I'm gonna be looking at at her no,
Speaker 1: And and I said I'm going to go up to
Speaker 1: her and go were you did you go blind like
Speaker 1: later or did you ever see Rop Thomas at any point?
Speaker 3: Because I want you to know he still looks the same.
Speaker 1: He looks if you were if you didn't lose your
Speaker 1: vision before the nineties, you're looking imagine the same Rob Thomas, because.
Speaker 3: He is not.
Speaker 1: He's the Paul Rudd of rock. Okay, no paging taking
Speaker 1: place at all.
Speaker 2: It is bizarre better.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So anyway, he goes off and then we're just like
Speaker 1: and then he comes back and he hangs out with
Speaker 1: us for so.
Speaker 3: For like an hour. Plush Rob Thomas about Wow, what
Speaker 3: are you about?
Speaker 1: We talked about well, I aske him about his vocal
Speaker 1: warm up, and then I talked to him about just
Speaker 1: like perform what I really was trying to get to
Speaker 1: talk about performing and songwriting and but not in an
Speaker 1: obnoxious way where he's like, I don't want to do
Speaker 1: his storytellers right now. Like I I was just throwing
Speaker 1: out little things to see if he bit on any
Speaker 1: of them in terms of like wanting to talk about
Speaker 1: certain stuff, and he did. He likes talking about what
Speaker 1: motivated a song. He was like interested in saying and
Speaker 1: telling us well, actually that song is from this time
Speaker 1: in my life.
Speaker 3: I got a lot of that. But he was just
Speaker 3: so funny.
Speaker 8: He's such a good question ask her he would relate
Speaker 8: anything back. Oh, it must be like that and comedy,
Speaker 8: like your voices also has to be like wormed up.
Speaker 8: And how is that different from the way I musicians
Speaker 8: do it? It was, and we were talking about and
Speaker 8: then what was the guitarist name?
Speaker 1: I forgot his name now I remember he's amazing too,
Speaker 1: and I just followed him on Instagram last night, but
Speaker 1: he goes by a different name on there.
Speaker 3: He's there, male Ana. He is awesome.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that guy and his wife.
Speaker 3: His classes and blond hair, and he's just like really sweet.
Speaker 1: They came into the room and we're just signing the
Speaker 1: posters and he was, uh, I think it was Kyle. No.
Speaker 7: What was the other one's name though, uh, Paul dust
Speaker 7: I think it was Paul Paul okay, And.
Speaker 1: So he was signing all these posters and we were
Speaker 1: talking about. I was like, isn't it cool though, that
Speaker 1: like you practiced that like back in high school? Like
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be famous some day. I mean, he's a
Speaker 1: rock star. So he definitely did. And he's like, well,
Speaker 1: not when you have to do fourteen thousand of them.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, yeah, I have like ten to
Speaker 1: sign on the backstage at my shows, and.
Speaker 2: It's really fun.
Speaker 1: But we were all and he was so nice and
Speaker 1: his wife was so cool, and we're just all hanging
Speaker 1: out talking about comedians and also like talk kind of trash,
Speaker 1: like talking about musicians and like what they do. And
Speaker 1: then at the one point someone asked me like, oh,
Speaker 1: have you seen Taylor's I had mentioned it going to
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift show and they're like, so, which one did
Speaker 1: you go to?
Speaker 3: And I was like sick something and was like I love.
Speaker 1: I was like, I just I'm a really big fan.
Speaker 1: And I was like but yeah, And then we were
Speaker 1: talking about her stamina, but they I mean. But then
Speaker 1: Rob Thomas went out there and performed for two hours
Speaker 1: and forty seven minutes NonStop. What I gotta say, he
Speaker 1: could have obviously done hours without any problem as well,
Speaker 1: three nights in.
Speaker 3: A row waiting this guy. What time did he leave?
Speaker 3: What time is it over?
Speaker 1: Oh it was over at.
Speaker 3: Yeah eleven something.
Speaker 5: Oh wait after it goes on at seven thirty, probably
Speaker 5: places till eight fifteen. Yeah, then there's an inn the
Speaker 5: five and then he played.
Speaker 3: Three hours no.
Speaker 1: And like two and a half, two and a half
Speaker 1: hours out all I was looking at the set list
Speaker 1: on setlist dot fm. It shows like every band set
Speaker 1: list and that says the running time of the show,
Speaker 1: and he's usually about two and a half hours to
Speaker 1: forty seven.
Speaker 4: Because he said he was going to play two hours.
Speaker 4: Well what I was taking him for granted, Like for.
Speaker 1: I had the set list in my hands, so you
Speaker 1: can oh, and I was showing it to you. I
Speaker 1: was trying to be like, we go, we got three
Speaker 1: am unwell and push as the encore. You gotta stay
Speaker 1: after the encore, you can't. I can't believe they put
Speaker 1: those songs in the encore, but everyone stayed. I mean
Speaker 1: it was awesome, not you guys, but.
Speaker 3: They out when that trait, Yeah, it was awesome. No,
Speaker 3: it was so cool.
Speaker 1: But then we go we go side stage to watch Matt.
Speaker 1: He's like, you want to go check out the opener.
Speaker 1: He's amazing. So we watch Matt Nathanson from the side
Speaker 1: stage and we're just like rocking out with Rob Thomas
Speaker 1: on the side stage, pointing out people in the audience
Speaker 1: and being like that guy's having the time of his life.
Speaker 1: Look at that guy, look at Mutton Chops, look at
Speaker 1: like We're just like not making fun of people, but
Speaker 1: like commenting. And then oh, the funniest part was talking
Speaker 1: about because I just know that as a woman who
Speaker 1: like loves his music so much, I know there are
Speaker 1: so many women out there that are like me, that
Speaker 1: like really are emotional with his music because it is
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift levels of like poetic and emotions. Like a
Speaker 1: lot of men don't write feelings as much as a
Speaker 1: Rob Thomas does for me at least, and there's something
Speaker 1: about it that's always gripped me even since high school
Speaker 1: of like this guy gets my feelings. And and so
Speaker 1: I made we were talking about, you know, the people
Speaker 1: at the show. I go, how do you know if
Speaker 1: someone's He was talking about someone having a rough show recently,
Speaker 1: and I said, you know, for me, it's like they
Speaker 1: don't laugh, but like after your set, you always are
Speaker 1: going to get applause, Like how do you know when
Speaker 1: they like hate you And he's like, you know, there's
Speaker 1: just like not moving, or like they got brought they
Speaker 1: got drug along, they got free tickets, or and I
Speaker 1: was like, or their girlfriend brought their boyfriend because they're
Speaker 1: in love with you and they have an emotional relationship
Speaker 1: with you and their boyfriend is sitting there fuming because
Speaker 1: they'll never ever touch her heart in the same way
Speaker 1: that you do. And then Taylor went into a thing
Speaker 1: and she was like, yeah, he makes beard. Did you
Speaker 1: say that? You? Rob said yeah, he goes what did
Speaker 1: he say?
Speaker 3: He was like like, you're you're an artist and my
Speaker 3: husband makes beer in the garage.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like Rob Thomas is an artist and you make
Speaker 2: beer in our garage.
Speaker 1: And so he really resonating with that because he says,
Speaker 1: I look out all the time and there's always that
Speaker 1: of like the person who wants to be there and
Speaker 1: the person they're with that's like pissed about it. And
Speaker 1: so that a really funny moment because I have that
Speaker 1: too at my shows, where like the guy will be
Speaker 1: super into me and their girlfriend will just be like
Speaker 1: ew or.
Speaker 2: The other way around.
Speaker 1: The guy's like I don't get this at all, and
Speaker 1: the girl's like you're my Taylor Swift and he's just
Speaker 1: like she likes you. I don't get it, and I'm
Speaker 1: like I don't either, dude.
Speaker 5: So how are they touring? Are they on a bus?
Speaker 1: How?
Speaker 8: Five seven buses or yeahs seven semis or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, It's crazy that.
Speaker 5: He's on right now.
Speaker 2: I don't know it's long.
Speaker 1: I think it's like it's been going since May, and
Speaker 1: I think it's going to go all summer. So he
Speaker 1: said it's like spring summer.
Speaker 5: Does he have kids or does he is? His family
Speaker 5: has one kid.
Speaker 1: He has a kid who's twenty four and they opened
Speaker 1: for him at the Hollywood Bowl. His band like the
Speaker 1: What the Lucky is the name of the band, and
Speaker 1: he's that's so cute. And his wife on tour with him.
Speaker 1: She was sick though, and so she was in the bus.
Speaker 1: She wasn't feeling well, so she was in the bus
Speaker 1: while we all hung out. But yeah, he's just like
Speaker 1: a wholesome family man normal. Doesn't think he's Rob bucking Thomas.
Speaker 1: He's been famous for thirty years, very very famous. He's
Speaker 1: friends with He had great things to say about all
Speaker 1: these different musicians he's I even said something about gossip.
Speaker 2: He was like, I don't like gossip, but I like drama.
Speaker 2: I like to be like, what's going on? But he
Speaker 2: doesn't like he's not like a guy.
Speaker 1: He's not like a by the way, He's just a
Speaker 1: nice person and was so and I was like, you
Speaker 1: did not have to go. I kept being like, go
Speaker 1: do what you do, Like we're going to go to
Speaker 1: our seats, and he's like, no, this is what I do.
Speaker 1: Like we're just hanging so we're just in the backstage here.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's kind of like our shows on youa,
Speaker 1: Like we're just in his back stage green room where
Speaker 1: there's waters and cough drops and coffee and he's offering
Speaker 1: us all these things. And he.
Speaker 8: Talked to me, which he was Taylor, So he was
Speaker 8: so nice to Taylor. Oh, he like yeah, he would
Speaker 8: like lean over and say something to you and then
Speaker 8: say I.
Speaker 3: Was like you he's talking to me, Yeah, both of us.
Speaker 1: I have brought friends around celebrities and they ignore my friends,
Speaker 1: you know, like it often happens that way, and that's
Speaker 1: what you almost expect. But he was like treated us
Speaker 1: as equals. There was no like and then I don't know,
Speaker 1: and then the show. I just have to say, like,
Speaker 1: you gotta go. If you think you like my trust
Speaker 1: twenty at all, you gotta fucking go to a show.
Speaker 1: Because I thought I thought I knew every song that
Speaker 1: I knew. I knew every song minus like two songs. Wow,
Speaker 1: it was insane, how many songs that hits.
Speaker 3: The thing, I knew a bunch too, and I didn't
Speaker 3: even know.
Speaker 1: I would say they've had twenty five. I knew the
Speaker 1: billboard one hundred hits at least. Yeah, at this point
Speaker 1: as a band, not even to mention, I would guess
Speaker 1: that's around the number. It's outrageous how many hits they have.
Speaker 1: And his voice is better than ever. The band is
Speaker 1: having so much fun. They're running around the stage. They're
Speaker 1: not just like standing there playing like they're just they're
Speaker 1: so into it.
Speaker 4: It was.
Speaker 1: It was a great show and it rivaled Eras for me.
Speaker 1: Like I told him afterwards, I was like, I've been
Speaker 1: to sixty.
Speaker 2: You know, you know my history at Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1: This was up there in terms of watching someone who
Speaker 1: knows how to fucking foot on a show.
Speaker 3: He was, He's amazing, that's all. I knew.
Speaker 1: Sarah's dand have been How funny was that?
Speaker 3: So he like did Jesus on it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he took them like whipping it around his head
Speaker 1: like a lasso. There's a video of it on my
Speaker 1: Instagram if you want to see he's whipping it around
Speaker 1: like his band must know that's what he does at
Speaker 1: that part or something Dan. It's like a jagged maxtand
Speaker 1: with like display at the bottom, and he's whipping it
Speaker 1: around his head all the way like like it almost
Speaker 1: like a child.
Speaker 2: But it looked cool, and he's.
Speaker 1: Just so nice and so cool, and we I was
Speaker 1: laughing so hard during the show because Taylor at one
Speaker 1: point was like, what if he listens to today's podcast
Speaker 1: and sees us googling Rob Thomas eighty eaters, short hair,
Speaker 1: red shirt and we had just acted so normal, will then.
Speaker 3: Know what we were doing earlier.
Speaker 1: I didn't hear this.
Speaker 3: I'm like, it was nice that.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, yeah, yeah, Beer, that's cool.
Speaker 1: He's totally gonna see Like I want to make a
Speaker 1: clip of it, because that really made me laugh that
Speaker 1: we got so into specifics of what we wanted from
Speaker 1: that Google image turned Thomas, but he was just so
Speaker 1: nice and and then after the show I just texted
Speaker 1: him like I was like, holy fucking ship, that was insane,
Speaker 1: Like I just needed him to know how good it was,
Speaker 1: even though he just probably clearly knows, but it was.
Speaker 2: Just I mean, mom, do you agree with someone? I
Speaker 2: couldn't believe it.
Speaker 3: I mean, you went to eras it was up there
Speaker 3: with that right, Like in terms of an entertainer.
Speaker 4: I was so amazed by that guy. Honestly, I couldn't
Speaker 4: even look at him. I had to look at the
Speaker 4: big screen. I was like, oh my god, his voice,
Speaker 4: and I thought he was going to die because.
Speaker 3: It made the show.
Speaker 1: The humidity was so bad, even question I think I'm
Speaker 1: gonna wear a Dunum shirt, and I go, I think
Speaker 1: it's a little hot. But he speaded through it. Within
Speaker 1: the half half. Halfway through the first song, he was
Speaker 1: it was a different color.
Speaker 3: No, it kept getting wetter, and I thought he's going
Speaker 3: to take a break. Yeah, we were all getting if
Speaker 3: he needs water, someone get this guy.
Speaker 1: But he was there was I thought he was going
Speaker 1: to probably have to change or something or take like
Speaker 1: a break. Never did you, No, he didn't. I mean
Speaker 1: I kept waiting for him to change. It was just
Speaker 1: like guzzling water. He didn't care. I mean, I was
Speaker 1: worried at first, but then I was like, this guy's
Speaker 1: a fucking piece in every environment. He there's nothing to
Speaker 1: worry about. That's the kind of show you want to
Speaker 1: go to where you like, I'm in good fucking hands.
Speaker 1: This is a pro.
Speaker 2: The whole band is pro it's so nuts.
Speaker 5: Did he talk between songs Only.
Speaker 1: Once did he do a little speech of like, it's
Speaker 1: been a long time since we've seen you. He did
Speaker 1: a funny thing where he's like, you know, twenty twenty
Speaker 1: that we were all fucked to twenty twenty one, it
Speaker 1: was still kind of fucked. Twenty twenty two, that one
Speaker 1: was on us, we weren't ready yet, and then so
Speaker 1: and then he's like, but twenty twenty three that we're back.
Speaker 1: And so that's all he did. And we kind of
Speaker 1: even talked about like what certain bands or like band
Speaker 1: leaders will say to the crowd, because I went to
Speaker 1: Flaming Lips last week and I.
Speaker 3: Wish Chris were here to recount this.
Speaker 1: But Wayne Quayne, I guess his name is Yes, I
Speaker 1: love I love Flaming Lips and I love that album.
Speaker 1: But he wouldn't stop asking people to cheer. He'd be
Speaker 1: it was obsessive and I'm not joking you. Probably one
Speaker 1: hundred times he would be like, louder, come and keep going,
Speaker 1: and we're all tired and standing. I'm like, dude, someone
Speaker 1: needs to tell him, heyah, Wednesday night in Saint Louis
Speaker 1: and it's the air quality is bad. We're outside, we're
Speaker 1: all standing, and we were giving it up as I mean,
Speaker 1: I thought it was adequate, but he wanted more and more.
Speaker 1: Then he did not stop imaginating and telling people to jump.
Speaker 3: No, yeah, co wit, what about the wheelies? Come on, now,
Speaker 3: what do you want people in the wheelchairs?
Speaker 1: What they can't jump?
Speaker 3: Stop a wheelie?
Speaker 1: It's true, but yeah, the the he kept saying this
Speaker 1: and then and then that didn't It was not enough
Speaker 1: for him. And by the way, at a blaming live show,
Speaker 1: there's gigantic blow up doll type things happening on stage.
Speaker 1: Gigantic fills up the whole stage of these huge bears
Speaker 1: or whatever, and uh, I guess robots that have like penises,
Speaker 1: and then he there's confetti and glitter shooting out all
Speaker 1: the whole night.
Speaker 2: Then there's like balls they.
Speaker 1: Passed around, and there's these big balls that you kind
Speaker 1: of gotta watch because one might just hit you in
Speaker 1: the back of the head from behind, and you're like
Speaker 1: the ass, So don't like that, hate that because now
Speaker 1: I'm like, her name is Shee? I like can't watch
Speaker 1: because it's so worried about the fucking ball hitting me
Speaker 1: on the head And everyone going like did.
Speaker 2: You see it? Smash that girl?
Speaker 1: And I'd be like and they'd be like a slow
Speaker 1: video and then be on Reddit of me being like.
Speaker 3: Wow, so where was this kind?
Speaker 2: Then he breaks up.
Speaker 1: This was in Hollyood, but it's like over in a
Speaker 1: different area. It's like a smaller venue. It's called like
Speaker 1: the Music Box in the same areas as the Riverport
Speaker 1: one last night. So then but okay, So then he
Speaker 1: breaks out a flashlight and starts shining it on the
Speaker 1: areas of the crowd to be like you need to cheer,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I'm on vocal rest, bitch, I'm not cheering.
Speaker 1: It was and Chris and I were laughing so hard
Speaker 1: because he was like and keep saying I love you
Speaker 1: because I feed off of that energy, no offense to.
Speaker 2: It felt like the first time someone ever been on stage,
Speaker 2: like it felt like that kind of energy. But he
Speaker 2: was having a blast.
Speaker 1: I think he might be a little spectrum, which is
Speaker 1: great because it's provided us with great music. But he's
Speaker 1: just like he and maybe has done a lot of
Speaker 1: LSD or some kind of drug that makes him like
Speaker 1: I just want the love.
Speaker 3: I want to hear love. I always feel sorry for
Speaker 3: those people to clean that cramp up.
Speaker 5: I know, there's so much to Claire.
Speaker 3: I mean all that confetti.
Speaker 1: Yeah, god, you have sweets were little robots because that's
Speaker 1: like the and then we were collecting it.
Speaker 2: We were putting it on this man and there was
Speaker 2: a girl at the show.
Speaker 1: So one of the lines in this there's a man
Speaker 1: in front of us that these girls these there were
Speaker 1: these hot girls next to us that were like literally
Speaker 1: probably born the year this album that they were playing
Speaker 1: came out. It's called Yushimi Battles the Pink Robots, and
Speaker 1: it's an amazing album, front to back, kind of in
Speaker 1: the middle of kids a little but it's uh.
Speaker 2: There's this one song like do you realize.
Speaker 1: That you have the most beautiful face? And right before
Speaker 1: they started playing that song, I told to Chris and
Speaker 1: I was like, Chris, the girl to your right at
Speaker 1: about three o'clock has the most beautiful face in all
Speaker 1: of Saint Louis. It's I've never she's one hundred percent
Speaker 1: the prettiest person within two hundred miles of us in Missouri,
Speaker 1: I would say. And then all of a sudden, they
Speaker 1: was like, dude, you and I was like I didn't
Speaker 1: even realize, and so Chris was like, I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm going to sing it to her, and so I
Speaker 1: kept going, like you have my most beaut beautiful. She
Speaker 1: was stunning and I wanted to tell her so bad,
Speaker 1: but I was like nervous, and I was also like, Chris,
Speaker 1: get a look, you gotta check this out.
Speaker 2: It's the prettiest girl.
Speaker 1: She looked like Natalie Portman mixed with Kira Knightley, Like
Speaker 1: she had a foxy face mixed with like Kaya Gerber
Speaker 1: mixed with uh Lori Laughlin.
Speaker 2: Like that kind of like small nose, dark eyes, really like.
Speaker 3: Long hair.
Speaker 1: But then she had fun little pigtails like that were
Speaker 1: like fun pigtails, and then she had sparkles like on
Speaker 1: her eyes like around like she was that is I
Speaker 1: can't stop thinking about. Yeah, it really was. But she
Speaker 1: knew every lyric. I was like, these girls are so
Speaker 1: cool that they were born the year this album came
Speaker 1: out when I was in college, but they were like
Speaker 1: on it so and they were and they were picking
Speaker 1: up these robot, little paper mache like paper robots and
Speaker 1: putting him on the guy in front of them because
Speaker 1: the guy couldn't feel it. Like all this good Petty
Speaker 1: and and Chris and I were like wanting to be
Speaker 1: friends with these hot girls, and so we were like,
Speaker 1: let's like do it with them, and we tried to
Speaker 1: like do it, but they didn't even notice, and they
Speaker 1: were probably just like one of these old people do.
Speaker 4: Game O.
Speaker 5: Singing at me and I was like turning away.
Speaker 2: I have footage of it.
Speaker 1: I'll put it on the Instagram of me singing to
Speaker 1: this girl and you can kind of see her. Her
Speaker 1: friend was also very beautiful, but not as beautiful as she.
Speaker 1: No offense to this friend. I know you already feel it,
Speaker 1: but but but actually she was. She was right underneath her.
Speaker 1: They were the two most beautiful people ever. But if
Speaker 1: you look beyond that's there on singing to and she
Speaker 1: has pigtails. And I'll put it on the Instagram. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're gonna go to break and we'll talk about something
Speaker 1: else when we get back.
Speaker 11: I don't know what.
Speaker 1: Okay, final thought, let's play just a tight round of
Speaker 1: that's impromptu of.
Speaker 3: First first, best, first last best?
Speaker 1: What is the whole?
Speaker 3: Top one bottom, top one, first last bottom?
Speaker 5: Sex?
Speaker 3: It was your first?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I can't say, Candy, who was your first sex?
Speaker 1: I can't remember when you told me don't give up
Speaker 1: your sex. That it's true. It's great advice. And believe me,
Speaker 1: Chris feels the bronto of that advice ringing true right now.
Speaker 1: I'm like, my mom told me not to give up
Speaker 1: by sex. He's like, we're in a relationship.
Speaker 3: I have to honor my mother exactly. Yeah, keep it up.
Speaker 1: Are you doing good?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 2: Okay, top one, Bottom one. I want to do emojis.
Speaker 1: And I know we've done this on the show before,
Speaker 1: but never with We did it with Andrew and me
Speaker 1: and Noah, so it's been a while, so your favorite
Speaker 1: emoji changes. So it's and you don't even have to
Speaker 1: think of your favorite one. You can just think of
Speaker 1: which one you send the most or use the most. Okay, Mom,
Speaker 1: we'll start with you. Do you have a least favorite emoji?
Speaker 3: I mean, you see, I don't even know what emojis
Speaker 3: are out there, but I do you know one that
Speaker 3: bugs me? Yes? Perfect?
Speaker 12: Okay, that egg plant. I knew you're going to say, yeah,
Speaker 12: I have to say that to penis. Yeah, but it's
Speaker 12: like it does it doesn't even penis.
Speaker 4: It's so gross to think about a penis that looks
Speaker 4: like an egg plant is I agreed.
Speaker 3: Why don't even do the colm They do that and
Speaker 3: then they do the splash. It looks like I'll show you.
Speaker 3: I'll send it to you a place that would be great.
Speaker 1: I love you put it to I mean, it makes
Speaker 1: my tongue well, but night shades really yeah, my favorite lectins,
Speaker 1: they really get.
Speaker 3: My tongue for there.
Speaker 5: I remember when you were like about the box.
Speaker 1: Leftin, Like I was obsessed with lectins and try to
Speaker 1: do a diet without lectins you'll die. It's it's you
Speaker 1: can't eat anything. That's why you will lose weight because
Speaker 1: they're like seeds. Anything with seeds in it are like lectins,
Speaker 1: no potatoes, and you you know, when you look on
Speaker 1: any ingredient, it's like, soy lecton is an everything actually
Speaker 1: to watch so you hate them. You're not getting sent
Speaker 1: this and neat time.
Speaker 3: One has ever sent me that. I always said, what
Speaker 3: the hell is this egg plant for? How do you
Speaker 3: know this?
Speaker 1: The other day you were like, you said someone was
Speaker 1: love bombing someone, and I go, how the fuck did
Speaker 1: you know that term?
Speaker 2: Vander pump?
Speaker 1: She read, maybe, but how do you know the love
Speaker 1: addiction book? No? She doesn't read thank you, You don't
Speaker 1: read about no but I'm not. You're not reading like
Speaker 1: the body keeps the score, like getting the love.
Speaker 11: That you want.
Speaker 3: You're reading either one of because I gave it to
Speaker 3: you and insistent stuff. That's a balanced stuff.
Speaker 11: Right.
Speaker 2: How did you find out about love bombing?
Speaker 1: Because it was we were at the seller and mom
Speaker 1: said something about like, well, he's just love bombing her,
Speaker 1: and Rachel finds him was like, what did your love?
Speaker 1: Where is your mom going up with these terms?
Speaker 4: I love that term because when I I don't even
Speaker 4: know where I found it out, but when I figured
Speaker 4: it out, it's like, oh, that's a thing for.
Speaker 1: Sure, where people just try to win you over by
Speaker 1: like saying the nicest things and gifts and.
Speaker 3: Like and then they whip it out and I went
Speaker 3: away they whip it away. I haven't seen the whip away.
Speaker 1: Well the love mom needs to have the whip away.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, Well weise.
Speaker 1: Is just love because my mom was describing someone that
Speaker 1: and that we know and she was like he is
Speaker 1: love bombing her and I was.
Speaker 2: Like, I think he just loves her.
Speaker 1: It's over so much, it's too much, like oh yeah, god.
Speaker 2: Her business guy loves someone too much.
Speaker 1: Never seen anything like yeah, but love something needs to
Speaker 1: be whipped away at some point. It needs to be
Speaker 1: a tactic to track and then to Okay, so then
Speaker 1: I know when do you use it? Okay, now you know,
Speaker 1: I think it needs that part component. Okay, emojis. My
Speaker 1: least favorite emoji is a wink because it's just disgusting
Speaker 1: and flirty and people throw it on things and it
Speaker 1: makes everything sexual somehow, and just like any any kind
Speaker 1: of like face emoji, I don't really like like the No,
Speaker 1: that's not true, because my favorite one is a face.
Speaker 3: What about this girl?
Speaker 1: The one that's the hands like, I don't I like
Speaker 1: that one.
Speaker 3: I like that one so like her. She's ditchy.
Speaker 2: I like it when it's a man's because men are
Speaker 2: allowed to not know, but women.
Speaker 3: I've never seen the man the man on that one.
Speaker 1: And you're like, okay, I get it. What's your least favorite?
Speaker 1: You have flip phone, So I don't know my I
Speaker 1: don't know my least favorite, but I know my fave. Okay,
Speaker 1: just go to that the one the like investigation man,
Speaker 1: the one that's like.
Speaker 3: With the raised eye.
Speaker 5: Get Tayla has the best emojis.
Speaker 9: One time she sent me one and I took a
Speaker 9: screenshot of it because it wasn't wearing my readers, and
Speaker 9: I expanded it and I was like, is this a
Speaker 9: prosthetic arm?
Speaker 4: And it was.
Speaker 3: She knows all the cool It was like a bof one.
Speaker 3: It was like, I can, we can do this, but.
Speaker 1: Like p yeah, but it was a aesthetic lip because
Speaker 1: it had like the little attachments at the end of
Speaker 1: the hall dots on the end.
Speaker 3: Exclusive.
Speaker 1: Now that's cool, So like.
Speaker 5: Find a crow or like not just the syringe, but
Speaker 5: like a different kind of syringe.
Speaker 3: She knows, and I get excited to go through them
Speaker 3: because I don't get to see them all.
Speaker 11: I like that.
Speaker 2: We're talking about inclusivity on this podcast.
Speaker 1: If that person who used that arm was at a
Speaker 1: concert and someone said wave your arms in the air,
Speaker 1: that would be as they jumped to a bunch of wheelies,
Speaker 1: they're like, oh man, I can't again, God, he's just
Speaker 1: likes to take his one arm networks to move the
Speaker 1: one that doesn't know he'd be kooky and take it
Speaker 1: off and wave it with it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that would be cool.
Speaker 1: That would actually be cool. Okay, Yeah, I do like
Speaker 1: an investigative one that's just like hmm. I like the
Speaker 1: ones that are always like what are you doing here?
Speaker 1: My favorite, though, I use it all the time now,
Speaker 1: is the one that's melting I know yeah, and it's
Speaker 1: just like because it's a response to anything, if you
Speaker 1: fuck up saying something really dumb, if you like or
Speaker 1: like that was the best show of my life, I'm melted.
Speaker 1: If you're like, I'm so hungry, I'm gonna like. The
Speaker 1: one that's just melting into a puddle is top notch
Speaker 1: every day use.
Speaker 3: He's on acid, I think too. I was like, well there,
Speaker 3: you know, brain melted.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah yeah, and mind blown used to be fun,
Speaker 1: but I think melt melty guy is the new one.
Speaker 2: What about you guys?
Speaker 3: I like that one.
Speaker 5: It's very Dolly esque. My least favorite is like the swastika.
Speaker 5: I think that's kind of really it's overused.
Speaker 3: Is there really one?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Listen, I don't even know.
Speaker 1: You're like going, here's a problem, you might as well
Speaker 1: be a SWASTI we got to be inclusive. There's teaky
Speaker 1: torches and I love that trucknuts. That would be probably
Speaker 1: so funny. I mean that if that was the fact
Speaker 1: that you thought that that we weren't kidding. Listen, I
Speaker 1: don't think I was out there.
Speaker 7: You don't.
Speaker 3: I really don't face it's like this.
Speaker 5: I hate that one, like.
Speaker 11: It looks like it's all yay, like yeah, so creepy.
Speaker 11: There's never an occasion for that. John said, I'll say
Speaker 11: the one that you know.
Speaker 1: I think I probably talked about this on the podcast
Speaker 1: before bears repeating, right when emoji's the one emoji's like
Speaker 1: come out with new ones all the time, and the
Speaker 1: one had just come out of the bearing teeth emoji
Speaker 1: that's like.
Speaker 3: Yae y, that's my bottom one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, is that your bottom one?
Speaker 7: Noah, it's my bottom one because I misused it and
Speaker 7: for so long, for so long, and I was texting
Speaker 7: with you and you're like, why do you keep putting
Speaker 7: that emoji?
Speaker 3: Do you know what it means?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, yes, I thought it was like a
Speaker 1: wide smile. It's teeth chattering.
Speaker 2: You might have autumn because you or not.
Speaker 1: You probably don't actually, because people with autism might think
Speaker 1: that's like, oh, teeth equals a smile.
Speaker 2: And I thought it was too like because it's just
Speaker 2: like this, it's like but it's supposed.
Speaker 3: To be like Yi, and I'm like Green, No, just kidding,
Speaker 3: Handy Green. There's one green that I'll like sit, I'm
Speaker 3: just kidding. I like that one.
Speaker 7: My favorite one is like it came in the in
Speaker 7: the upgrade, which was like I guess like maybe half
Speaker 7: a year ago. It's the Twilight Zone eyes where it's
Speaker 7: like swirls for eyes and.
Speaker 1: He's that one is really good.
Speaker 3: Look at these.
Speaker 1: No, I's like stickers, but the baring teeth one. I
Speaker 1: went on a date with a guy and then afterwards
Speaker 1: I went on a podcast and like talked about him
Speaker 1: and that was and he I knew he was listening
Speaker 1: or Is a live radio show. And then afterwards and
Speaker 1: I didn't say anything bad, but afterwards I was like
Speaker 1: or I just got in my car afterwards and the
Speaker 1: text I hear see from him because he was listening
Speaker 1: was three of those gritting teeth emojis, and I didn't
Speaker 1: know what it meant. I said to all my friends
Speaker 1: to go, what does this mean? And half of them
Speaker 1: were like, he loved it. He's smiling, and the other
Speaker 1: half were like, I don't know, but there was But
Speaker 1: this was twenty seventeen before anyone knew what the fuck
Speaker 1: that one? Now it's very clearly like not a good thing.
Speaker 1: And then all there your hands is always a classic,
Speaker 1: even though that was originally meant to be a high five?
Speaker 3: Are you kidding?
Speaker 2: Isn't that interesting?
Speaker 3: I thought it was like praise thank you? Thought it
Speaker 3: does now I think thank you.
Speaker 1: They've changed it so if you type in thank you
Speaker 1: in the emoji thing, it comes up. But it originally
Speaker 1: was supposed to be like high five.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1: But I'm going to look at my emojis and just
Speaker 1: see which ones are like popping up for me first
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 5: And the Girls show, we use a volcano a lot.
Speaker 5: We made that the new lot, which.
Speaker 1: Is volcano is a great thing instead of fire emoji.
Speaker 1: No one's going to misconstrue that. Okay, my most popular
Speaker 1: ones heart, Oh the TM. I put a TM on
Speaker 1: a lot of things when I try to trademark it
Speaker 1: because it looks just funny TM. When you're like I'm
Speaker 1: going to take a ship TM or like like you're
Speaker 1: just like it's like the ship or something like, don't
Speaker 1: try to steal it, don't.
Speaker 3: Try to ship in five minutes volcano.
Speaker 5: Itself.
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, you use use those. That's a very anya one.
Speaker 5: I got it from Sara Lena.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think Sara loves the current.
Speaker 1: Spade told me a hilarious one that he would I
Speaker 1: think he'll be okay with me saying this because he
Speaker 1: said it to people before in front of me. He
Speaker 1: would like to DM a girl that he thought was
Speaker 1: cute or whatever. He would just do like a parachute,
Speaker 1: like dropping into your d MS like a guy parachuting in,
Speaker 1: which is hilarious. And then one girl sent a scissors
Speaker 1: that's right. I love that, and it was like I
Speaker 1: was so into it. It was like speaking of David Spade.
Speaker 1: You can come see us in Vegas at the Venetian
Speaker 1: July thirtieth and h June thirtieth and July first. That's
Speaker 1: coming up next week, so if you want to plan
Speaker 1: a last minute trip. We also have four other dates
Speaker 1: on the books for throughout the end of the year
Speaker 1: at the Venetian.
Speaker 2: You can check those out a nick youguyser dot com.
Speaker 1: And then I am going to be in Highlands, California
Speaker 1: with my dad opening for me this weekend on Saturday
Speaker 1: at the Yamava Theater at the Casino out there in Highland, California,
Speaker 1: so if you're around, and then big tour coming up
Speaker 1: this fall, and uh, let me listen to my own
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Speaker 1: San Francisco, San Diego, Lawrence, Kansas, Riverside, Iowa, Boston, Baltimore, Rojo,
Speaker 1: Beth Beach, Iowa.
Speaker 3: God, why does it keep scrolling?
Speaker 1: Just stay Detroit, Portland, Rama, Ontario, Munhall, Pennsylvania, and Denver, Colorado.
Speaker 1: And then there is a Seattle date that will be
Speaker 1: announced soon. It's not yet, but don't worry. You will
Speaker 1: have chances to get tickets. It will be a big
Speaker 1: announcement on my Instagram, So follow me on there for that.
Speaker 1: And yeah, so I will see you out on the
Speaker 1: road this week.
Speaker 3: What do you look at me like? You're so busy?
Speaker 3: I cannot get over it. I know, I just busy.
Speaker 1: And then there happens to be other things I'm doing
Speaker 1: this summer too on top of it.
Speaker 3: I know, I know what can I don.
Speaker 1: Trying to because singer it's a little exhausting and I'm
Speaker 1: ready to just give in. I love it. I love
Speaker 1: my life, all right, Thank you guys very much for
Speaker 1: listening to the show. Thank you Mom for being here,
Speaker 1: thank you Taylor for coming back again. Thank you Anya,
Speaker 1: thank you Noah, and thank you Brian. Will see you
Speaker 1: next week on the show. Don't be cut and buy
Speaker 1: tickets to go see My tush twenty.
Speaker 4: All day.
Speaker 3: I'm not roth, I'm sorry it's three am.
Speaker 1: I'm not lonely.