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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, subject

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Speaker 1: roaches are a deal breaker from me. But right now

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Speaker 1: the nephew, Come, man, you need to give me some

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Speaker 1: more water. Do it and clown on this one. Oh

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Speaker 1: I ain't ready. Uh, you just heard the time. We're

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Speaker 1: talking about roaches in the strawberry leadder. You staying in

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Speaker 1: Casey'll go. But first, well, we gotta get to the

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Speaker 1: prank phone call with the nephew. What you got for

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Speaker 1: his nev Well, let me see what. Let me dig

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Speaker 1: into the stupid archives and see what I Here we go, wedding.

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Speaker 1: Oh did you just hear me? Did you hear me?

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Speaker 1: W Oh my god, did you hear it? I seen?

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Speaker 1: Wait what? Pwetty? Sweating in Jamaica? Go on sweating in Jamaica. Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, let's get married. Let's go. Hello. Hello, I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to reach Ivan places at the moment. This is Janice.

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Speaker 1: Can I help you? My name is Mark. I'm calling

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Speaker 1: from a travel agency. Oh, hey, how are you doing.

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Speaker 1: I'm good, I'm good. Um. I actually have some information

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Speaker 1: for him. He just finished paying his last payment as

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Speaker 1: far as you all turning on you guys are getting

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Speaker 1: you guys are getting married, going on a honeymoon? Is

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Speaker 1: that right? Right? Right next month? Than conglas? Yes? Thank you? Okay,

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Speaker 1: well listen, I got your information for you, and I

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Speaker 1: wanted to make sure the million address was correct so

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Speaker 1: I could uh know you guys flight tickets out as

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Speaker 1: well as a few forms and things like that to

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Speaker 1: you guys would be pretty much well taken care of. Okay,

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Speaker 1: sounds good. Okay, are you pretty pretty excited about this? Oh?

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Speaker 1: I'm excited, very excited. I can't tell you okay, good, good, good, Well,

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what in April. I tell you, Jamaica

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Speaker 1: Queens is gonna be a great place, and uh the

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Speaker 1: snow will have burned off by then, and then it'll

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Speaker 1: be pretty much the summer coming around. You know, snow

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Speaker 1: Jamaica Queens. No, we're going to Chios in Jamaica, you

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Speaker 1: know the islands. Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

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Speaker 1: wait wait there's no snow. Okay, hang on hand, hang

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Speaker 1: on um. I've been working with with Ivan on this

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Speaker 1: for quite some time. I actually have you guys book

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Speaker 1: to go to Jamaica Queens. Now, there has to be

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Speaker 1: some sort of mistake because oh, you're going to Okay,

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Speaker 1: but that's not what I am and I have. I

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Speaker 1: have Jamaica Queens, I have New York. Okay, Well, I'm

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Speaker 1: telling you you're wrong. I don't know if you pulled

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Speaker 1: up the wrong person. No, right, I'm sorry, Ivan and

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Speaker 1: Janis and you guys are going out the second weekend

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Speaker 1: in April. Is that correct? That's correct? But we're going

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Speaker 1: to know why are you got scheduled for Jamaica Queens.

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Speaker 1: There's a problem then, because I'm not getting married there.

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Speaker 1: UM love New York, but I'm not getting married there.

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Speaker 1: So what do we need to do? I mean, I

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Speaker 1: don't know what to do at this point right now.

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Speaker 1: I'm I need you to figure that out because I'm

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Speaker 1: getting married next month. And I understand that, and I

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Speaker 1: understand that, but I worked diligently with your fiance, so

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Speaker 1: to speak, and I got you guys scheduled for Jamaica Queens.

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Speaker 1: I have the hotel's BOOMBO know it was not Ivan.

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Speaker 1: I know it was not him. I love New York,

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Speaker 1: but that's not where I'm getting married. I understanding understand

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Speaker 1: what you're saying. Now, I'm letting you know because you

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Speaker 1: you're raising your voice and me, I'm letting you know

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Speaker 1: that I haven't had scheduled this and you guys are

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Speaker 1: scheduled to make a Queen's Okay, you don't let me

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Speaker 1: know where I'm getting married. We've written you check. So

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Speaker 1: I need you to correct the problem and I will

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Speaker 1: continue to raise my voice until you are somebody at

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Speaker 1: your damn wherever you are corrects the problem. I'm getting

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Speaker 1: real real, Okay, you're not gonna You're not gonna yell

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Speaker 1: at me. I'm gonna try reservations and now you're yelling

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Speaker 1: at me. No, I'm not yelling. I'm trying to keep

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Speaker 1: my composure now, Okay, I've been working with We're done.

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Speaker 1: I need to talk to your superior. I'm sorry. We

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Speaker 1: spent way too much money. I'm getting married next month

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Speaker 1: and you're calling and telling me that I I need

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Speaker 1: somebody else on the phone. Okay, I need somebody. You

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Speaker 1: need to tell me where you are because I'm going

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Speaker 1: to come by you. Where where are you to me

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Speaker 1: a moment, I'm pulling it up to see if I

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Speaker 1: I did not be this last minute. Oh, I told

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Speaker 1: him to go. Oh my god, the flights are completely

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Speaker 1: booked that week next something. Trying to Unless you wanna

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Speaker 1: get a private jet for fifty or sixty dollars, ma'am,

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Speaker 1: there's no way I can get you here or out

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Speaker 1: of paid you dollars. Make it happen. You need to

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Speaker 1: make something happen. Okay, I'm being nice. You don't want

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Speaker 1: to talk to Ida, so trust me. You need to

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Speaker 1: make something happen. Get back on your little computer called

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Speaker 1: somebody else in the road. You need to hear how

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Speaker 1: to be nice where you tell you you continue to

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Speaker 1: raise your boys at me. Now you're using profanity at me. Ya,

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Speaker 1: it's going to Jamaica, queen. Listen to me. It was

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Speaker 1: your job to take care of transportation for us to

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Speaker 1: get from the US to ut Real, from Otia to

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Speaker 1: Montego Bay. How auld I supposed to handle happened? You

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Speaker 1: were supposed to handle it, and they got handle it.

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Speaker 1: Your man said you guys were going to Jamaica queens,

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Speaker 1: and that's what I took for now, I said, Jamaica queens.

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Speaker 1: We were very clear, and I know he was very clear.

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Speaker 1: I'm being very clear, right now if you just listen

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Speaker 1: to me, you have one job. How you screwed that up?

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Speaker 1: I do not know, but I need you to make

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Speaker 1: it happen. And going out, but you're going to get

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Speaker 1: your makeup, queen. Maybe you are his queen and he's

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Speaker 1: taking you to your makeup, but that's not he said it.

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Speaker 1: Listen to self. I'm not getting married in New York.

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Speaker 1: Do you understand me? Don't mention New York one more

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Speaker 1: time in this conversation. Do not mention New York? Why

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Speaker 1: not to mention New York? Was that is the actual

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Speaker 1: ticket I have you schedule for Because you screwed that

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Speaker 1: up and you cant ready to correct it, get on

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Speaker 1: the computer and corrected. Figure it out. Your job is

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Speaker 1: listen to me. Your job is from Ultra Reels to

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Speaker 1: Montego Bay. Focus on that working out. Make it halfen.

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna sit here and go back and forth

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Speaker 1: with you, Okay. I need you first of all to

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Speaker 1: stop yelling at me. What the kind of customer service

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Speaker 1: do you keep us think this is? I asked you

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Speaker 1: earlier in this conversation to get somebody else on the

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Speaker 1: phone if you cannot help me now, what I need

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Speaker 1: you to do is figure out how you're gonna get

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Speaker 1: me from ultr reals to Montego Bay. And I'm not

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Speaker 1: getting on boat. Don't bring up Vote, don't bring up

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Speaker 1: New York. I need you to work now. Don't tell

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Speaker 1: me where I'm going to spend my honeymoon. How don't

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Speaker 1: spend your honeymoon in Jamaica, Queens, New York. Your fiance

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Speaker 1: made a mistake. I'm not gonna pay for the mistake,

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Speaker 1: all right? And I don't have a put you off?

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Speaker 1: Don't can't something says we don't? That gets home? Do

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Speaker 1: you hear me? Are you listening to me? I can't

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Speaker 1: work it out. I've already told you there's nothing about

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Speaker 1: Can you get it through your any outer head? Did

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Speaker 1: you call me? Eaty? Look? I need you to get

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Speaker 1: somebody else on this. I promise you. I'm about to

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Speaker 1: reach through this phone and snatch you up by your neck. Hell,

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Speaker 1: are you talking to me like this? This is the

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Speaker 1: color service you kept when you make mistakes and don't

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Speaker 1: know whether hell you want to go? Wait in make

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Speaker 1: some mistake and we know exactly where we want to go,

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Speaker 1: and you are not listening to me. I'll kill us

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Speaker 1: to my teele Bay. Do you understand? Do you don't

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Speaker 1: understand what your something about me too to understand? Are

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Speaker 1: you listening to me? Yes, this is Nephew Tommy from

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Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got franked by

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Speaker 1: your girlfriend Cindy, who is your matron up on? This

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Speaker 1: is not funny, This is not funny. Oh my hands

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Speaker 1: are shaking. Oh my god, do you don't know if

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Speaker 1: I could have found you? Oh my god, I'm a

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Speaker 1: kid stupid was on the Scale of Wonderton, on the

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Speaker 1: stupid at the scale? Where do you place me? Oh?

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Speaker 1: You're always all tracks after rictor Scale. You're sorry. Get

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Speaker 1: ready for Date Night the comedy show Nephew, Tommy and Friends, Sunday,

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Speaker 1: January three, at the three Port Municipal Auditorium. Doors open

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Speaker 1: at six and show it that seven thirty date night

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Speaker 1: comedy show. Get your dayton, come on out all right?

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Nephew, can't wait. Coming up next Strawberry letters

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Speaker 1: subject roaches are a deal breaker from me. Right after this,

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Speaker 1: you're listening to The Steve Harvey Morning Show.