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Speaker 1: Hey is this Morgan? Yes, Morgan, this is Craigers from Fitness.

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Speaker 1: Oh Hi, what's uh? Not much. I don't think we've

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Speaker 1: her due though, I just wanted to like, this is ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: If you don't believe me, Shay, then honestly we aren't

424
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Speaker 1: meant to be together because there is no trust and

425
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Speaker 1: you don't like believe anything I say, so clearly. If

426
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Speaker 1: you're just gonna like go around listening to the sound

427
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Speaker 1: of my parrot making noises and accuse me of cheating them,

428
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:07,359
Speaker 1: come on the flowers in the card. That's more than

429
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Speaker 1: the parrot. Your gaslighting her beyond right now too. It's ridiculous.

430
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Speaker 1: And of course ED hung up. I mean, oh, I'm sorry, Shay,

431
00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:19,640
Speaker 1: and he was gaslighting big time beyond there. Don't believe him.

432
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Speaker 1: I don't even know if a part of you does

433
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Speaker 1: believe him or wants to believe him, But do not

434
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Speaker 1: believe that dude. Oh yeah, you're better off without him. Now. Yeah, good.

435
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Speaker 1: You know what, Shaey have some advice for you. Run

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Speaker 1: than the Jewels show on demand, jebils dirty little secret.

437
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Speaker 1: It's time for your dirty little secret. Remember text in

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Speaker 1: four one o six one. If you have a dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret, you can tell us anything, anything you want.

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Speaker 1: Because everybody stays anonymous, we don't even ask what your

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Speaker 1: name is. Nobody will know it's you. So text in

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Speaker 1: four one o six one if you have a dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret. What's your dirty little Secretum, It's been one

444
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Speaker 1: that I've been holding onto for a number years now.

445
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Speaker 1: I've got a great son. He's about ten years old

446
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Speaker 1: right now, and I'm ashamed to say he has a

447
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Speaker 1: pretty sizable scar on his butt the left cheek. You're

448
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Speaker 1: ashamed of the scar? That is not nice. Well, I

449
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Speaker 1: am in no way ass him to my son. He's

450
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Speaker 1: a great untle kid. But I'm ashamed to say that.

451
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Speaker 1: For the last few years, my wife's believed that he

452
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Speaker 1: got the scar because he fell down. In reality, he

453
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Speaker 1: got the scar because of me. And so your wife

454
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Speaker 1: thinks that your son got hurt in a different way.

455
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Speaker 1: So you didn't tell him the truth. Yes, whenever he

456
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Speaker 1: was probably I want to say about a year year

457
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Speaker 1: and a half old. We were going on a camping trip.

458
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Speaker 1: There were a couple other parents there and having a

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Speaker 1: great time. My wife went to bed a little bit early.

460
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Speaker 1: I stayed up with the guys and I was having

461
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Speaker 1: a few. Uh the adult beverages and adult beverage. Yeah,

462
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Speaker 1: that was like with alcohol in him, they are they

463
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Speaker 1: are And my most alcohol beverages makes him have to pee.

464
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Speaker 1: So I needed to go and pee, and I was

465
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Speaker 1: gonna put um my beer down, and I was obviously

466
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Speaker 1: holding my son, and they were kind of giving me

467
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Speaker 1: a bit of a hard time and whether or not

468
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Speaker 1: I could actually pee, hold my beer and my son

469
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Speaker 1: all at the same time. Um, with a little liquid courage,

470
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Speaker 1: I thought I could. Uh, long story short, I ended up.

471
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Speaker 1: I do not drop my son. I dropped my beer

472
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Speaker 1: and I bumped into a tree and that's how he

473
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Speaker 1: ended up getting the cut on his butt cheek. Wait

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Speaker 1: what he didn't You didn't drop him, but he has

475
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Speaker 1: a cut on his butt bumped into the tree. I

476
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Speaker 1: left him balance a little bit. Um, he's screaming, crying.

477
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Speaker 1: Where was your wife? She was asleep, asleep and she

478
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:05,840
Speaker 1: didn't wake up from a screaming kid. She had had

479
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:10,240
Speaker 1: a few adult averages as well, was down for the count.

480
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Speaker 1: This is why, this is why dudes don't shouldn't be

481
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:15,359
Speaker 1: in charge of kids all the time, because they'll get

482
00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:17,520
Speaker 1: drunk together and then eventually be like, I bet you

483
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:21,159
Speaker 1: can't like hold a baby in skydiver dude, and you're like,

484
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:27,600
Speaker 1: watch this now. So then your wife still doesn't know. No. Um.

485
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Speaker 1: The next morning she saw the Star, you know, the

486
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Speaker 1: recent cut, and I just told him that he had

487
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Speaker 1: kind of fallen down and she believed that. So, yeah,

488
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Speaker 1: my son has a permanent reminder of how dumb his

489
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Speaker 1: dad can be whenever he's had a couple of beers.

490
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Speaker 1: I think we're ignoring the worst part of this whole story.

491
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Speaker 1: You know, what's that you dropped your bed? I did.

492
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I would happily drop a thousand beers if

493
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Speaker 1: I could make sure I'm keeping them up right. Well,

494
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Speaker 1: thank you for telling us your dirty little secret than

495
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Speaker 1: the Jewel Show on Demand, and welcome to the I

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Speaker 1: n M, the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just

497
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Speaker 1: in the news, they report the news. For Monday, April,

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Speaker 1: what's the date, It's five twenty five, twenty twenty two,

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Speaker 1: I'm Jewel Fresh and you should have just seen roll

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Speaker 1: Alex Well, I mean sometimes I do, and then I

501
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Speaker 1: forget the date, so he immediately just right every time

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Speaker 1: we have a prep document. Not everybody's good at their job,

503
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Speaker 1: but that's an easy thing. I'm sorry. Anyway, It's Monday,

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty two. I'm Jewel Fresh, and the winner of

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Speaker 1: the Fasties is out. I want to know who the

506
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Speaker 1: winner of the Fasties is. I want to know what

507
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Speaker 1: the fasties are. Sorry, honestly, figured you do. I'll tell

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Speaker 1: you what it is in just a second, but first,

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Speaker 1: let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh and check your

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Speaker 1: camera roll. People, check your camera roll because there may

511
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Speaker 1: be something in there that could make you a billionaire.

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Speaker 1: Oh ok, maybe a millionaire at least at least pretty good.

513
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Speaker 1: I'm Keevin and like and subscribe definitely Hits Hotto when

514
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Speaker 1: you're jumping out of a crushing plane. Were when that

515
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Speaker 1: coming up? I'm Christian Gray snow As someone who struggles

516
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Speaker 1: with being late to work sometimes I may actually take

517
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Speaker 1: advice from this next idiot. Mark coming up on that

518
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Speaker 1: in my story. That's coming up in my story. More

519
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Speaker 1: on those than just a second before your first story

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Speaker 1: of the day and the I n N the idiot

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Speaker 1: news networks, and there was there in Port News. The

522
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Speaker 1: Fasties just came out. It's it's the annual fast Food Awards.

523
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Speaker 1: They had that. I think fast food used to be

524
00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:21,080
Speaker 1: a lot better as a kid. Alex and I went

525
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Speaker 1: and got whoppers the other day because I haven't had

526
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Speaker 1: a whopper since I get down with Burger came I thought,

527
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Speaker 1: I did, I thought, so, when was the last time

528
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Speaker 1: I know that this asking this question. I know they're

529
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Speaker 1: asking this question to Christian. I know where it'll go,

530
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Speaker 1: but I want you to also answer the real question.

531
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Speaker 1: After you think about the joke you want to make.

532
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Speaker 1: When's the last time you had a whopper? And for

533
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Speaker 1: both answers that question this week and how we're both

534
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Speaker 1: of them both good delicious and they tasted a lot

535
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Speaker 1: different through him than I was a kid. Anyway, the

536
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Speaker 1: fast he just came out and the best breakfast goes

537
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Speaker 1: to Windy's overall. I've never had Windy break neither did I.

538
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Speaker 1: Apparently it's award winning, So go eat a wise breakfast.

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Speaker 1: If like fast food breakfast, I mean, anything could be

540
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Speaker 1: better than that rest breakfast Windy's. The runners up are

541
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Speaker 1: Chick fil A than McDonald's. Okay, just no, no, Chick

542
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Speaker 1: fil A has the best breakfast. Their second, according to

543
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Speaker 1: the fastiest, remind me of Cancy. Oh the chicken Minnis.

544
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Speaker 1: That's so hard with those. So's the Mexican pizza's back

545
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Speaker 1: at Taco Bell too. Had no it's good. I see

546
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:45,800
Speaker 1: so much Taco Bell back in the day when I

547
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:48,280
Speaker 1: was broke, Brito's a fifty nine cents so I could

548
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:51,400
Speaker 1: eat a feast for a king for like two bucks,

549
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:54,119
Speaker 1: you know, with leftovers. Yeah, and I would go buy

550
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:55,840
Speaker 1: and talk about pretty much every day. And then when

551
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,919
Speaker 1: the Mexican pizza was there, Oh man, I had so

552
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:01,439
Speaker 1: much Mexican pizza. I love pizza. Pizza about basically just

553
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:04,080
Speaker 1: like ground beef in between, like some too hard tortillas

554
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:06,840
Speaker 1: with like sound cream, lettuce, tomatoes. It's simple, but it's good.

555
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:10,520
Speaker 1: It sounds like a cal zone. Okay, call it the

556
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:15,439
Speaker 1: Mexican cow zone. Yeah. People get so excited when that

557
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:17,760
Speaker 1: stuff comes back. Though. It should be called the Mexican

558
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:19,280
Speaker 1: cow Zone and they should keep it on their menu.

559
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Speaker 1: She's like, no, it's not the Italian pizza. It's a

560
00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:27,439
Speaker 1: cow zone that they're trying exactly. I'm like, okay, I

561
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:30,520
Speaker 1: know my pizza. Sorry, that's actually surprised. I remember the

562
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Speaker 1: name of cal Zone, Like, I'm proud of myself, be

563
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Speaker 1: t I use cal zone. I don't know. Yeah, I'm

564
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:40,000
Speaker 1: kind of shocked that you zone. I don't even know

565
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Speaker 1: what a cal zone is. I don't know. Cal zone

566
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:45,480
Speaker 1: is a fun word to say. I do predict, though,

567
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:47,040
Speaker 1: that the Taco Bell cells are going to be through

568
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:49,560
Speaker 1: the roof, Like remember when the Eyes launched their chicken

569
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:52,080
Speaker 1: thing and like with like viral. I think that this

570
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:53,920
Speaker 1: is going to be like that or bigger because people

571
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Speaker 1: have been wanting the Mexican pizza back carm lap lumpanadas.

572
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Speaker 1: Oh had that? Holy crap? The Carba lap Lumpanada is

573
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Speaker 1: like I would go there with whoever was there, and

574
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Speaker 1: I would only get a car yeah zone. Everything to

575
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:08,080
Speaker 1: Taco Bell. According to Alex, it's like a cal zone.

576
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:13,920
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah everything. Why does Taco Bell all of a

577
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:16,640
Speaker 1: sudden a fast food Italian place? I have no idea

578
00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:23,360
Speaker 1: cal Zone Bell funny and guess what, we wasted a

579
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Speaker 1: bunch of time talking about fast food and that was

580
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Speaker 1: the will keep you up to date with continuing when

581
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Speaker 1: you coverage fast food Gate twenty twenty two all day

582
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Speaker 1: long thing, Well, tomorrow we'll hear about who did something

583
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:43,960
Speaker 1: were I figured you guys forgot I remembered about forty

584
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,680
Speaker 1: five seconds in and I was like, everybody's really hyped

585
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:49,880
Speaker 1: up about this fast food conversation. That was a very

586
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:52,080
Speaker 1: good conversation. And you only get that kind of news

587
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Speaker 1: coverage from the I n N, the Idio News Network

588
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:57,760
Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news in tomorrow, same

589
00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:00,200
Speaker 1: time for another hard hitting report and probably the same

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Speaker 1: stories that you were looking forward to hearing tomorrow on

591
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Speaker 1: the is nd same time. Remember, you can follow the

592
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Speaker 1: show on social media. At the Jewel Show, follow all

593
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Speaker 1: of us individually. I'm a Jewel Fresh, I'm at that dress,

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Speaker 1: I'm at everyone the radio, and I'm at Christian Grace.

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Speaker 1: Now and your phone brake happens every single hour on

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Speaker 1: the twenties. Your next one is coming up in just

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Speaker 1: a few minutes. It's a Jewels Show, Jebil show on demand,

598
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Speaker 1: it's another Jewbil phone frame mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi,

599
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:30,520
Speaker 1: I was this is Pete Eekins. I was looking for Rachel. Oh. Yes,

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Speaker 1: is this her Rachel? How are you? We don't know

601
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:36,000
Speaker 1: each other. I just moved into the neighborhood. I got

602
00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:39,880
Speaker 1: your phone number from the old phone tree's talking to

603
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Speaker 1: one of our neighbors and anyway, Hi, how's it going? Um?

604
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:48,000
Speaker 1: Not so bad? How how about yourself? You can't complain.

605
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:49,960
Speaker 1: I'm really liking the new neighborhood and I'm kind of

606
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:53,000
Speaker 1: just call them to introduce myself around. So Pete Aikins,

607
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Speaker 1: pleasure to make your acquaintance. Okay, well, no worries, um

608
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,840
Speaker 1: to meet you. That's nice to meet you too. So hey, um,

609
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:03,240
Speaker 1: you know, hopefully we can get to know each other

610
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Speaker 1: a little bit better. I like, I'm one of those

611
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:06,760
Speaker 1: guys that just likes to get to know everybody in

612
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Speaker 1: the neighborhood and become friends and barbecue and do all

613
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:14,200
Speaker 1: that sort of stuff. Um yeah, okay, great, Well you

614
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:16,720
Speaker 1: know we're we're a close neighborhood. So thanks for calling.

615
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 1: I saw you got a pool. Okay, yeah, we do

616
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:24,800
Speaker 1: have a pool. Yeah. I was on Google Maps looking

617
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:27,000
Speaker 1: at the houses in the neighborhood. You know you can

618
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:28,800
Speaker 1: do that. That's pretty crazy how you can go on

619
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Speaker 1: Google Maps. You can just see everything and I saw

620
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Speaker 1: you're the one of the few houses in the neighborhood

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Speaker 1: that's got a pool. Um. Yes, yeah, I saw that,

622
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Speaker 1: and that's one of the reasons I was calling too,

623
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Speaker 1: is um, when are you guys going to be opening

624
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:44,960
Speaker 1: up to the public there, because I could sure go

625
00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:48,320
Speaker 1: for a dip. Oh, I'm so sorry. I think then

626
00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:51,440
Speaker 1: maybe there's a misunderstanding. We don't We don't open up

627
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:54,800
Speaker 1: our pool to the public at all. Okay, So I'm

628
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:58,280
Speaker 1: having trouble computing this because we're neighbors. You know, I

629
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:00,640
Speaker 1: moved in down the street and I'm calling you to

630
00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:03,719
Speaker 1: say hi and ask about using your pool, and you're

631
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:05,640
Speaker 1: kind of giving me a little bit of an attitude,

632
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Speaker 1: and I don't understand where that's coming from. I'm so sorry, Pete.

633
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be rude. If we have a

634
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:15,120
Speaker 1: gathering or something like that, you know, I'll keep you

635
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:17,840
Speaker 1: in mind if we end up sending out invitations to

636
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:21,240
Speaker 1: the neighborhood. But I'm really sorry. We're we're really busy.

637
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:24,320
Speaker 1: Me and my husband are both very busy. And I

638
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:27,720
Speaker 1: got a problem. I got, I got a big problem. Now, honestly,

639
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:33,920
Speaker 1: what Pete, so full disclosure, I got a big family, okay,

640
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:36,400
Speaker 1: and a lot of them are coming in for a

641
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:40,560
Speaker 1: family reunion this weekend, and I told them that we'd

642
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:42,480
Speaker 1: be hanging out having fun. Buy of the pool. So

643
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:45,680
Speaker 1: I told your family who's coming for a family reunion

644
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:47,560
Speaker 1: that they could use my pool. Is it the towel

645
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:50,400
Speaker 1: thing because we can bring our own towels. It's fine. No,

646
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 1: you can't. You can't keep inviting people who who are

647
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 1: strangers to another stranger's home. That's not okay, Pete. Okay, see,

648
00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:00,280
Speaker 1: I think that's where the disconnect is between you and I.

649
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:03,280
Speaker 1: Neighbors to me are like family. So basically I'm asking

650
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:06,800
Speaker 1: if I can use I'll call you a sister, my

651
00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:09,720
Speaker 1: sister's pool for my family reunion. There's only gonna be

652
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:12,200
Speaker 1: a hundred of us. There's gonna be a hundred of you. Yeah,

653
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:14,240
Speaker 1: I know, only one hundred. I invited one hundred and

654
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:15,640
Speaker 1: fifty but some of them couldn't make it, so yeah,

655
00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:17,400
Speaker 1: there's gonna be a hundred of us. I already send

656
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:19,400
Speaker 1: out the invites with pictures of your pool and everything

657
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:23,120
Speaker 1: and the address, so they're they're gonna show up this weekend.

658
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:24,960
Speaker 1: And now I don't know what to do. Because you're

659
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:28,000
Speaker 1: telling me I can't use it. If anyone sets foot

660
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,800
Speaker 1: on my property, I will be calling the police, because

661
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:33,120
Speaker 1: anyone who sets foot on my property without my permission

662
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:35,160
Speaker 1: is trespassing. Do you understand, Well, if you call the

663
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:37,120
Speaker 1: police on my family for showing up to use your pool,

664
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:38,880
Speaker 1: I'm going to call the police on you. I don't

665
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:41,360
Speaker 1: know what you're talking about. I'm talking about I planted

666
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:43,400
Speaker 1: cocaine in your front yard, and if you don't let

667
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 1: me use your pool, I'm gonna call the cops and

668
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:46,480
Speaker 1: tell them it's yours, and you're gonna go to jail

669
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:47,960
Speaker 1: for a long, long time, and then you're not even

670
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,280
Speaker 1: gonna be able to enjoy the pool. And I'm just

671
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:51,040
Speaker 1: gonna be using your pool with my family and my

672
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:53,000
Speaker 1: family and I'm gonna take over your whole house. So

673
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:56,440
Speaker 1: I'm excited about having my family reunion there. Thank you.

674
00:33:57,400 --> 00:34:00,400
Speaker 1: Listen here, you psycho, do not step foot on my property.

675
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:02,400
Speaker 1: I am already going to call the police right now

676
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:05,040
Speaker 1: and make sure that nothing like this happens. Get those

677
00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:08,960
Speaker 1: drugs off my property right the second. Well, I'd love

678
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:10,960
Speaker 1: to do that, but I can't because there's no drugs there.

679
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 1: This is the prank phone call, so I can't really

680
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:16,560
Speaker 1: do that right now. I'm sorry. Did you say it

681
00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:19,400
Speaker 1: was a prank phone call? Yeah? I did. Yeah, guilty

682
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:23,400
Speaker 1: as charged. Who is this and who pranks people anymore?

683
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:26,279
Speaker 1: Good question? This is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show

684
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:28,480
Speaker 1: doing a phone prank on you and your husband. Majo

685
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:34,399
Speaker 1: set you up? What? Oh my god. Yeah, he says

686
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:36,120
Speaker 1: that you guys are the only ones um in the

687
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:39,360
Speaker 1: neighborhood with a pool, and so I am going to

688
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:45,520
Speaker 1: kill him. The Jewel Show on Demand first Day follow

689
00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:47,839
Speaker 1: Up is on the phone today for a first date

690
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:50,400
Speaker 1: follow up, and she's not getting a call back from

691
00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:59,200
Speaker 1: a bust on the flow. I don't know the song,

692
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:04,040
Speaker 1: Yeah you didn't it is yeah, while you act in

693
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:07,120
Speaker 1: like a I'll look for it when we start this

694
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:08,719
Speaker 1: because I want now I need to hear it. But

695
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 1: a ba is on the phone and she's not gonna

696
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:15,160
Speaker 1: call back from a dude named Ryan and they went

697
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:18,560
Speaker 1: to a very very very very classy restaurant for their

698
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:21,120
Speaker 1: first date, obviously trapped a lot of cash. But now

699
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:22,719
Speaker 1: he's not calling her back and I don't know why,

700
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:25,000
Speaker 1: and we're about to find out. Before we find out

701
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:29,080
Speaker 1: about your date, how long has it been since your date? Um,

702
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:33,919
Speaker 1: it's been a two months actually, first date months thing? Okay, yeah,

703
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,560
Speaker 1: and how many times have you tried to reach out

704
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:38,359
Speaker 1: to him after your date? A bunch of times, Like

705
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:42,240
Speaker 1: you know, it's been it's now been a couple of months. Um,

706
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:47,239
Speaker 1: and yeah, he just he's Yeah, I mean, I'm still

707
00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:49,279
Speaker 1: trying to reach him because you know, we had a

708
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:52,600
Speaker 1: great connection and I really like him. Okay, yeah, where

709
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:56,319
Speaker 1: did you meet him? So? We actually met on Instagram? Um,

710
00:35:56,640 --> 00:36:01,400
Speaker 1: in my friend's comments. We started. Yeah, we started flirting

711
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:03,800
Speaker 1: there and took it to the dms and you know,

712
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:06,640
Speaker 1: made it a reality. He hasn't responded to you at all,

713
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:10,240
Speaker 1: Like he's completely ghosted you since the beginning. Like, okay,

714
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:12,359
Speaker 1: why don't you tell everybody what you did for your date?

715
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:17,360
Speaker 1: So we went to Red Lobster. You know, I know

716
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:19,680
Speaker 1: it's not the fanciest place, but it's it's one of

717
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:21,960
Speaker 1: my favorites when I was growing up. If we went

718
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:26,520
Speaker 1: to Red Lobster or a Sizzler, that was fa Yeah

719
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:30,439
Speaker 1: you knew that. Man. It sounds like you had fun. Yeah,

720
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:33,840
Speaker 1: such an amazing time. But honestly, though, he's he's perfect,

721
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:37,360
Speaker 1: Like he's literally my ideal type, Like we have similar

722
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:44,840
Speaker 1: interests in like traveling, and I mean I would definitely Okay,

723
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:46,920
Speaker 1: do you have an idea of why you might be

724
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:49,520
Speaker 1: ghosting you? Well, I the only thing I can think

725
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:53,360
Speaker 1: of is, like, because I suggested red lobster, like I

726
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:55,280
Speaker 1: you know, I said, it's not like the best food,

727
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 1: but I loved it and he didn't. And honestly, I

728
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:02,279
Speaker 1: think he might have actually like thrown up. Oh no,

729
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 1: for real? Oh no, yeah, what makes you think up? Well,

730
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:08,480
Speaker 1: he like it was so obvious that he didn't like

731
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:11,040
Speaker 1: the food. I'm like, but like the rest of the

732
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:14,319
Speaker 1: date was so smooth and it was just that one thing,

733
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:16,279
Speaker 1: and like we actually left the restaurant and hung out

734
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:18,880
Speaker 1: at a park so he could like catch his breath.

735
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:24,480
Speaker 1: So did he actually throw up? He did? Yeah, it

736
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:27,279
Speaker 1: was kind of gross, so he wasn't just full. He

737
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,879
Speaker 1: got sick, like not food poisoning sick. But like, yeah,

738
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:33,040
Speaker 1: did he go home after that? Or did you guys

739
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:35,920
Speaker 1: continue the date? No, we continued the date, and he

740
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:39,640
Speaker 1: like he seemed like he's really into me, and he

741
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:42,439
Speaker 1: said he wanted to see me again, and Okay, don't

742
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:44,719
Speaker 1: make fun of me, but like we we made out

743
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:50,520
Speaker 1: after he threw up. Yeah, wow, maybe he's not calling

744
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:56,120
Speaker 1: you back. I'm really feeling it, that's real love. Okay,

745
00:37:56,800 --> 00:38:02,399
Speaker 1: did he brush his teeth first? Gonna throw up? Time

746
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:05,360
Speaker 1: that elapsed before before we made out? Man, that I

747
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:09,800
Speaker 1: don't need to get gross out food and the worse.

748
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:13,399
Speaker 1: And by the way, I had that song, Okay, when

749
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:14,960
Speaker 1: you say it like that, I had that song that

750
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,479
Speaker 1: we were talking about earlier. So this is the song.

751
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:33,520
Speaker 1: I can't even hear it, alright, So that's your song.

752
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:35,400
Speaker 1: I don't know if you know that or not. Okay,

753
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:39,080
Speaker 1: So back to afterward, back to the throat makeout. Yeah,

754
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:41,480
Speaker 1: it wasn't like directly after he threw up. You know,

755
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:45,960
Speaker 1: there was some time in between, still gross, stale stale

756
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:48,040
Speaker 1: at that point though, I'd rather have fresh throw up

757
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:53,520
Speaker 1: than stale. All right, maybe he's not. Maybe he's not

758
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:56,120
Speaker 1: calling you back because you kissed him after he Maybe

759
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:58,880
Speaker 1: he was not tested. We'll find out. We'll find out.

760
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:00,640
Speaker 1: We'll play a song and then come back and then

761
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:02,839
Speaker 1: call him and get your first date follow up right

762
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:05,759
Speaker 1: after this. Okay, Okay, all right, thank you, yea, good luck.

763
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,400
Speaker 1: We'll see if we can figure it out. Everybody go

764
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:09,600
Speaker 1: do something to make their stomach shop a little less

765
00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:13,279
Speaker 1: squeezy back plays I'll come back here for stay follow up. Next,

766
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:16,440
Speaker 1: it's a jewel show. Today's follow up And if you

767
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:21,200
Speaker 1: just joined us, you missed out on something that happened

768
00:39:21,239 --> 00:39:23,799
Speaker 1: on Biya's first date with a dude named Ryan that

769
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:25,360
Speaker 1: we think it might be one of the reasons that

770
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:27,319
Speaker 1: she's not getting a call back. But Bia is on

771
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:29,319
Speaker 1: the phone and she doesn't know why she's not getting

772
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:30,920
Speaker 1: a call back from a guy named Ryan that she

773
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:33,120
Speaker 1: went on a date with. They went to Red Lobster

774
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:35,759
Speaker 1: because it's one of her favorite restaurants. She knows it's

775
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:37,880
Speaker 1: not the fantasiest joint in the world, but she wanted

776
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:40,760
Speaker 1: to go there. They ate a bunch, he actually got

777
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 1: sick and threw up after, and they still made out

778
00:39:44,719 --> 00:39:52,160
Speaker 1: later on with no toothbrushing in between. So that was

779
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:55,319
Speaker 1: the part that grows everybody out. Cannot and Bia doesn't

780
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:57,279
Speaker 1: understand why he's not calling her back because she thought

781
00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:59,239
Speaker 1: the date was amazing. It's been two months actually, and

782
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:01,360
Speaker 1: she can't stop think about him. So she wants us

783
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:03,520
Speaker 1: to call find out why he's not calling her back

784
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:05,400
Speaker 1: and see if we can get her another date. And

785
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:08,520
Speaker 1: you really like this dude? Yeah? I like him a lot.

786
00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:10,200
Speaker 1: I mean he was super dope and we had this

787
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:13,640
Speaker 1: amazing connection, and I really want to figure out what happened. Okay,

788
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:15,839
Speaker 1: what we'll figure it out. We're gonna call his phone

789
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:18,040
Speaker 1: number right now and see if you answers. Here we go,

790
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:34,879
Speaker 1: hello him, I speak to Ryan. Please. Yeah, this is Ryan.

791
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:37,200
Speaker 1: How are you man? This is The Jewel Show. It's

792
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:39,600
Speaker 1: a radio show. My name's Jewel, my name is Alex.

793
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:43,839
Speaker 1: I'm Christian Grayce. Now I don't I don't know what's

794
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:47,040
Speaker 1: going on. What's what's happening? Well, it's a radio show.

795
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:48,920
Speaker 1: It's called The Jewel Show. We do a segment on

796
00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:50,520
Speaker 1: our show called the First Date follow Up. That's where

797
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:52,040
Speaker 1: if you go out on a date with someone and

798
00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:53,920
Speaker 1: you end up not calling them back, they can email

799
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,520
Speaker 1: us and get you on the phone and find out

800
00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:57,360
Speaker 1: what happened. And you recently went on a date with

801
00:40:57,440 --> 00:41:00,160
Speaker 1: one of our listeners and she's confused because you been

802
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:04,120
Speaker 1: ghosting her. Oh oh, okay, do you know who we're

803
00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:08,799
Speaker 1: talking about? UM? I might have an idea. I'll give

804
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:24,520
Speaker 1: you a hint. Okay, her name is it's remember her. Yeah,

805
00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:26,279
Speaker 1: if I if I had known that song, I might

806
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:30,239
Speaker 1: have used that on my first date. But yeah, it

807
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:33,920
Speaker 1: is definitely yeah, this is yeah, this is bizarre. It's

808
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:36,399
Speaker 1: been like two months. She told us all about your date,

809
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:38,160
Speaker 1: but she also said that she said that it's been

810
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:39,799
Speaker 1: two months. She said that she really liked you a lot,

811
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:41,360
Speaker 1: and she's been thinking about you ever since, and she

812
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:42,800
Speaker 1: wants to know why you're not calling her back. So

813
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:44,480
Speaker 1: would you mind telling us why you're not calling b

814
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:50,800
Speaker 1: A BA back? Well, truthfully, I was just out of

815
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:55,320
Speaker 1: a really bad relationship. And it's hard to put in words,

816
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:58,840
Speaker 1: but she was almost like too good to be true.

817
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:01,560
Speaker 1: It was kind of scared me, you know, like it

818
00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:04,000
Speaker 1: went so well. I mean I threw up in everything,

819
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:06,279
Speaker 1: and she didn't. She didn't freak out, she didn't like

820
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:08,719
Speaker 1: make fun of me or embarrassed me. I mean, I

821
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:11,680
Speaker 1: was really I don't know, It's just it's been so

822
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:14,880
Speaker 1: long since I've been in like a real connected relationship,

823
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:17,520
Speaker 1: you know, it kind of scared me. Help. Yeah, yeah,

824
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:19,600
Speaker 1: why would you run from that? Sounds like a good

825
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:23,840
Speaker 1: thing sometimes, you know, I guess you get afraid of

826
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:27,080
Speaker 1: really connecting with somebody after you've been through something where

827
00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:30,319
Speaker 1: you try to be with somebody and then things don't

828
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:32,200
Speaker 1: turn out the way you thought they were going to

829
00:42:32,239 --> 00:42:34,719
Speaker 1: turn out, and it really hurts you. So you got

830
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:38,800
Speaker 1: hurt in your last relationship? Yeah, it was pretty bad, Okay,

831
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:41,719
Speaker 1: I ran away, you know. I wasn't really a good

832
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:44,000
Speaker 1: move on my part. Do you want to be in

833
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:48,279
Speaker 1: a relationship eventually, like a good one? You know that? Truthfully? Yes?

834
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:51,319
Speaker 1: I think it's just like I don't know, you get

835
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:53,560
Speaker 1: scared and then you run away, and that's kind of

836
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:55,880
Speaker 1: been a pattern for a little bit, and it's like

837
00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:58,319
Speaker 1: BO was the best thing that happened for a while,

838
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:01,520
Speaker 1: and a I think sometimes just scared of things that

839
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:03,960
Speaker 1: are good for you. You can't run from B a

840
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,200
Speaker 1: B right now because she's actually on the phone listening

841
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:12,759
Speaker 1: and wants to talk to you. Oh are you serious? Yeah? Yeah,

842
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:21,880
Speaker 1: I can't run for I can't run forever. Can you

843
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:25,359
Speaker 1: can't be found? You ran after you? Oh my god?

844
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:29,920
Speaker 1: That that actually that kind of means a lot. Hey, Ryan, Yeah,

845
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:35,920
Speaker 1: you tracked me down like this. That's crazy. Let me way,

846
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:41,960
Speaker 1: it was worth it, Ryan, It is crazy, Like I

847
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:45,120
Speaker 1: really had no idea that you were feeling the same

848
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:48,600
Speaker 1: way I was feeling. It's bonkers to hear you say that. Yeah,

849
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:52,719
Speaker 1: I mean honestly, like I was just so scared and

850
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:55,880
Speaker 1: then I ran away. But Nike, having said everything with you,

851
00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:58,040
Speaker 1: hearing it kind of takes a load off my shoulders.

852
00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:00,800
Speaker 1: You know, I don't think the time when I met you,

853
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:03,000
Speaker 1: I don't think I was ready to like get into

854
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:06,359
Speaker 1: like a relationship with somebody. But you know, I've had

855
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:08,920
Speaker 1: time to process things, and like you know, you kind

856
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:10,600
Speaker 1: of do pop up on my mind every once in

857
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:15,600
Speaker 1: a while. I do feel bad ignoring you. Um, there's

858
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:19,960
Speaker 1: something that I regret like pretty frequently. Oh wow, I mean,

859
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:23,440
Speaker 1: it's it's crazy hearing you say that, Like I was,

860
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:25,759
Speaker 1: I was really bummed like that you didn't text me back,

861
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 1: And honestly, I almost like gave up Red Lobster, which

862
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:35,080
Speaker 1: for me is insane. I didn't realize it was no joke. Um,

863
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:38,160
Speaker 1: But like but real talk though, Like Ryan, I I'm

864
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:40,839
Speaker 1: totally willing to take it one step at a time,

865
00:44:41,239 --> 00:44:43,360
Speaker 1: Like there's you know, I don't want to rush into this.

866
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:46,279
Speaker 1: I know what you've been through and I just think

867
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:49,680
Speaker 1: this could be something really really great. Ryan, would you

868
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:51,440
Speaker 1: like to go on another date with Bea. We'll pay

869
00:44:51,480 --> 00:45:07,200
Speaker 1: for it. Oh yeah, absolutely yeah. Congratulations you go out again.

870
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:15,279
Speaker 1: Congratulations and congratulations Ryan, thank you. Yeah, have fun. We'll

871
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:17,279
Speaker 1: check back with you guys and see how everything worked

872
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:19,640
Speaker 1: out and hopefully goes just as good as you guys

873
00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:21,480
Speaker 1: think it will go. Maybe they'll be a wedding in

874
00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:25,680
Speaker 1: your future and there will be a kid, and then

875
00:45:25,719 --> 00:45:29,279
Speaker 1: there will be another one. Yeah, and then the b

876
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:32,000
Speaker 1: a celebration that we come to a tan because we

877
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:36,680
Speaker 1: put y'all together exactly all right for right now, let's

878
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:41,000
Speaker 1: just have it be a second date. Don't get too

879
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:51,240
Speaker 1: crazy like the Jewels Show on demand Jebils Dirty little secret.

880
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:57,040
Speaker 1: Time for another dirty little secret. Remember texting at four

881
00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:58,960
Speaker 1: one O six one. If you have a dirty little secret,

882
00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:01,680
Speaker 1: if you have a big dirty you have a you

883
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:03,440
Speaker 1: have an oversized dirty Even even if you have an

884
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:05,800
Speaker 1: oversized dirty secret, you can tell it here. A friendly

885
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:08,600
Speaker 1: hood of those is that they're very rare, but they're

886
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:11,719
Speaker 1: very large, filthy secrets, and some people have them out

887
00:46:11,719 --> 00:46:13,440
Speaker 1: there because we've seen them on the text message board

888
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:15,080
Speaker 1: to four or six one text in if you have

889
00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:16,600
Speaker 1: a dirty little secret, you can get off your chest.

890
00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:19,480
Speaker 1: Remember we keep everybody anonymous, nobody will know who you are,

891
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:23,120
Speaker 1: all right, So what's your dirty little secret? Okay, So

892
00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:26,959
Speaker 1: I'm like really like hesitant to share this one. It's

893
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:29,680
Speaker 1: it's something I've never actually like said to anybody out

894
00:46:29,719 --> 00:46:34,120
Speaker 1: loud before. Okay, Okay, So I like cut hair for

895
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:38,520
Speaker 1: a living, like like your section, your barber. Okay, I'm

896
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:41,239
Speaker 1: a barber. Yeah, okay, okay, Yeah, I didn't know if

897
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:43,239
Speaker 1: you just did it, you just walked around cubby with hair,

898
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:45,000
Speaker 1: if you actually had like a license to do it

899
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:47,640
Speaker 1: and all that. Yeah, I have a license and everything

900
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:50,800
Speaker 1: and all that lovely stuff. And so every time I

901
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:53,879
Speaker 1: cut a person's hair, I kind of keep a piece

902
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:56,080
Speaker 1: of the hair as like kind of like a trophy,

903
00:46:56,200 --> 00:47:01,279
Speaker 1: like a little you know, memorabilio type thing. What. Yeah,

904
00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:06,080
Speaker 1: that is weird. I promise I'm not a weirdo. Though.

905
00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:08,440
Speaker 1: I promise I'm not a weirdo. But like, what is

906
00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:11,160
Speaker 1: the point of it? It's just, you know, something I

907
00:47:11,239 --> 00:47:13,840
Speaker 1: do to almost like remember each of my like customers

908
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:18,160
Speaker 1: buy Why do you want to remember them by a

909
00:47:18,239 --> 00:47:20,600
Speaker 1: piece of hair? Like, isn't there another way to remember them?

910
00:47:20,719 --> 00:47:24,600
Speaker 1: Maybe a good experience or a conversation or a picture. Yeah, Yeah,

911
00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:27,000
Speaker 1: there's there's something like, you know, it's a very personal

912
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:28,719
Speaker 1: and like, you know, I kind of like having like

913
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:34,000
Speaker 1: their DNA near me. Like wow, Okay, so you said

914
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:37,759
Speaker 1: it's not creepy, But whenever you said I like having

915
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:39,680
Speaker 1: their DNA near me, you hear how that could be

916
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:43,000
Speaker 1: kind of creepy, miss new Body. Yeah, I mean like

917
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:44,600
Speaker 1: I'm just kind of like a little bit of an

918
00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:47,560
Speaker 1: awkward person, but like something that, like, you know, I

919
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:49,400
Speaker 1: have with my clients. It's a kind of like a

920
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:51,840
Speaker 1: bomb that we have together. But they don't know they have.

921
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:53,359
Speaker 1: Do they know that you're taking some of their hair

922
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:56,080
Speaker 1: when you cut it? Oh? No, they don't. Yeah, I

923
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:58,279
Speaker 1: feel like a bomb has to work both ways. Yeah,

924
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:00,480
Speaker 1: what do you do with the hair? Do we want

925
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:03,400
Speaker 1: to know? I mean, like I just like I kind

926
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:05,759
Speaker 1: of keep them in like little bags in my room.

927
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:09,239
Speaker 1: Your room, How much hair do you have? Yeah? In

928
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:13,040
Speaker 1: your room. Oh, there's there's quite a few bags. There's

929
00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:15,120
Speaker 1: quite a few bags. Okay, could you make a wig

930
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:18,480
Speaker 1: out of it? I'm getting there. I'm close, but I

931
00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:20,000
Speaker 1: don't know if I can make a full on wig.

932
00:48:20,239 --> 00:48:22,080
Speaker 1: Yeah you said I'm getting there? Was I mean that

933
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:23,640
Speaker 1: what you're doing or even gonna make a wig out

934
00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:26,239
Speaker 1: of all the hair that you've taken from people whose

935
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:30,120
Speaker 1: hair that you've cut. No, no, I mean, like that's

936
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:32,560
Speaker 1: not my number one goal. But have you just like

937
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:36,360
Speaker 1: taking the hair to remember cutting their hair? Right? Exactly?

938
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:39,480
Speaker 1: All right, Yeah, it's getting it's getting more weird. Well

939
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:41,799
Speaker 1: you talk really for me, it's the opposite. Now I'm

940
00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:43,879
Speaker 1: comfortable with it. Oh you are, yeah, Now I'm like, okay,

941
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:45,440
Speaker 1: it makes sense. You know, there's just the guy's job.

942
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:48,320
Speaker 1: He likes to take us home his work home with them. No,

943
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:50,840
Speaker 1: but like it's you know, it's it's not that creepy

944
00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:52,959
Speaker 1: like you know, if you're a returning customer, I don't

945
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,560
Speaker 1: I don't take their hair out like you know, I'll

946
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:58,600
Speaker 1: let that hair you know, it's a dustin and got

947
00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:01,120
Speaker 1: it right. So I'm gonna take like a trophy of

948
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:03,640
Speaker 1: hair from first time customers, not people that have been

949
00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:07,640
Speaker 1: going fine. Oh that makes it fine. It's all good then, dude. Yeah,

950
00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:09,360
Speaker 1: that's not even a secret. Why are you giving that

951
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:13,560
Speaker 1: a sa Come on, all right, missus newboody, thank you

952
00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:16,680
Speaker 1: for telling us your day little secret. No problem, Hey,

953
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:18,840
Speaker 1: I can't promote the name of your business on the air.

954
00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:20,839
Speaker 1: But what do you work at a salon or something?

955
00:49:21,239 --> 00:49:25,640
Speaker 1: I do? Which one? Um, it's called barber shop? Okay, cool,

956
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:28,759
Speaker 1: all right, well, thank you, appreciate you a secret. Yeah,

957
00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:33,400
Speaker 1: definitely nowhere not to go now the Jebel Show on demand,

958
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:35,520
Speaker 1: it's got this text in at four one h six one.

959
00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:38,160
Speaker 1: My wrong move is that I'm a huge Billie Eilish fan.

960
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:41,600
Speaker 1: Could have just left it there, but they didn't. We

961
00:49:41,719 --> 00:49:43,920
Speaker 1: went all the way to California from Ohio to see

962
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,800
Speaker 1: her at Coachella, and it turns out that I've pardied

963
00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:48,799
Speaker 1: really hard on day one, and then early on day two,

964
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:50,759
Speaker 1: I took a substance from someone and I didn't know

965
00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:53,080
Speaker 1: what it was and I ended up passing out and

966
00:49:53,239 --> 00:49:55,960
Speaker 1: having to be carried off festival grounds by paramedics, and

967
00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:57,759
Speaker 1: all of my friends took me back to the house

968
00:49:57,800 --> 00:49:59,200
Speaker 1: that we were staying out to take care of me,

969
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:03,279
Speaker 1: and everybody missed Billie Eilish and all my friends are

970
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:10,719
Speaker 1: now livid. Wrong move Monday where we make you feel

971
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:14,560
Speaker 1: better about your Monday by telling you about other people's terrible, horrible,

972
00:50:14,719 --> 00:50:18,280
Speaker 1: no good, very bad decisions. What next time? Yeah? Probably

973
00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:21,160
Speaker 1: no friends anymore. Let's go. They're probably very angry about

974
00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:23,200
Speaker 1: that because I don't know if Billy Eilish will ever

975
00:50:23,239 --> 00:50:24,960
Speaker 1: be at Coachella again, just kidding, should be there, just

976
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:28,480
Speaker 1: about seventy five problems. So you're good. That's a wrong move,

977
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:31,839
Speaker 1: but it's fixable next year. Just here's a wrong move,

978
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:35,840
Speaker 1: just in general. Don't take substances from people that you

979
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:38,160
Speaker 1: don't know. Hello, and if you don't know what it is,

980
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:42,359
Speaker 1: especially at the festival. Yeah, pretty good rule of thumb. Yeah.

981
00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:44,759
Speaker 1: You know, if someone hands you a pill and says, hey,

982
00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:47,359
Speaker 1: take this, it's gonna be fun, it's probably not gonna

983
00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:49,560
Speaker 1: be fun. Yeah, it's especially on a day also where

984
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:52,040
Speaker 1: you're looking forward to doing something that a day. Yeah,

985
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:54,440
Speaker 1: the Matrix, it's not the Blue or Red Bill. It's

986
00:50:54,520 --> 00:50:57,680
Speaker 1: very different. That's just irresponsible, it is, and it's a

987
00:50:57,719 --> 00:50:59,919
Speaker 1: wrong move that will make you feel better about your Monday.

988
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:02,799
Speaker 1: So did you get all excited to go see Billy

989
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:05,600
Speaker 1: Eilish this weekend and then take something random from someone

990
00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:07,960
Speaker 1: random and pass out and have to go to the

991
00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:09,960
Speaker 1: hospital and then have all your friends missed the Billy

992
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:11,600
Speaker 1: Eilish show and now your whole friend group is mad

993
00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:13,600
Speaker 1: at you. Now you also missed Billy Eilish and you

994
00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:15,560
Speaker 1: probably have a terrible headache. Did that happen? Probably not?

995
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:17,920
Speaker 1: And that means your Monday's looking pretty good, isn't it.

996
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,279
Speaker 1: It's wrong move, Monday. Feel better about your Monday's by

997
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:23,239
Speaker 1: hearing about other people's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad decisions.

998
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:25,279
Speaker 1: Call us up eight and eight three four three one

999
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:27,600
Speaker 1: oh six one at text in four one oh six one.

1000
00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:30,400
Speaker 1: It's wrong move Monday, Eric, what's up? Man? What's your

1001
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:33,560
Speaker 1: wrong move? My wrong move is divorcing my wife for

1002
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:41,200
Speaker 1: the second the second time, the same wife two times. Yeah. Wait,

1003
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:43,680
Speaker 1: so the wrong move was to what you said? It

1004
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:47,000
Speaker 1: was to divorce her again? Yeah, I mean it sounds weird,

1005
00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:50,440
Speaker 1: but so this is why. Okay, the first time we

1006
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:52,840
Speaker 1: got married was back in two thousand and nine, okay,

1007
00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:55,040
Speaker 1: and you know we had a sweating It was on

1008
00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:57,200
Speaker 1: the beach, you know, the sunset in the background, the

1009
00:51:57,239 --> 00:52:00,840
Speaker 1: whole fairy tale. But that obviously didn't last because you

1010
00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:04,040
Speaker 1: got divorced one time. So a few years later, yeah,

1011
00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:07,400
Speaker 1: she divorced me. Okay, so she divorced you and then

1012
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:10,680
Speaker 1: you guys got back together. I'm guessing because your wrong

1013
00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:14,239
Speaker 1: move is that you've divorced her twice. Now I've been

1014
00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:18,920
Speaker 1: divorced from her twice. Now you're complicated. Yeah, so that

1015
00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:21,840
Speaker 1: is correct. So we got back together and then I

1016
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:25,640
Speaker 1: did divorced her a couple of years later. Okay, well yeah,

1017
00:52:25,680 --> 00:52:27,360
Speaker 1: how is that a wrong move? It sounds like you

1018
00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:29,520
Speaker 1: guys should not be together. I mean you've been she

1019
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:31,600
Speaker 1: divorced you, and then you divorced her. Who are you

1020
00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:36,359
Speaker 1: hoping does the divorce the next time equal one to one? Right? Now?

1021
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,279
Speaker 1: Why is it a wrong move to divorce her for

1022
00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:42,799
Speaker 1: the second time you guys were together? The wrong move

1023
00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:47,480
Speaker 1: is that she actually, oh god, you got a pretty

1024
00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:51,320
Speaker 1: big inheritance after we got divorced. Oh my god, for

1025
00:52:51,480 --> 00:52:55,080
Speaker 1: the second time. Yeah, not even that long after we'd

1026
00:52:55,120 --> 00:53:03,399
Speaker 1: gotten divorced. I mean that sucks, seriously. Yeah, so that's

1027
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:08,000
Speaker 1: not although, um, we are actually, uh, you know, trying

1028
00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:10,799
Speaker 1: to I'm trying to get back together with her. I guess,

1029
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:14,839
Speaker 1: are you so? Okay, your wrong move was divorcing your wife.

1030
00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:16,759
Speaker 1: Since you guys were married before she divorced you, then

1031
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:18,960
Speaker 1: you'd just divorced her. Then she got an inheritance, and

1032
00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:21,480
Speaker 1: now what you're trying to get back together. I mean, yeah,

1033
00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:24,120
Speaker 1: oh my god, it You've got to be kidding me.

1034
00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:29,439
Speaker 1: There's chemistry there, man, chemistry right, and at least this time,

1035
00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:31,800
Speaker 1: if you get divorced for a third time, there'll be

1036
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:36,520
Speaker 1: a nice little settlementute for you. She wrong move Monday.

1037
00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:39,239
Speaker 1: We just heard from one of our listeners who whose

1038
00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:42,239
Speaker 1: wrong move was divorcing their wife for a second time

1039
00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:46,200
Speaker 1: because after he divorced her, she got a big inheritance

1040
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:48,439
Speaker 1: and now he wants to ask her to marry him again.

1041
00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:50,840
Speaker 1: Like I was saying, I really hope she signs a prenup.

1042
00:53:51,920 --> 00:54:00,799
Speaker 1: Ain't we want a Monday field? Or by hearing about

1043
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:04,840
Speaker 1: other people's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad decisions. Have

1044
00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:06,680
Speaker 1: you been married and divorced and married and divorce and

1045
00:54:06,719 --> 00:54:08,360
Speaker 1: now you're getting married to the person that you divorced

1046
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:10,320
Speaker 1: twice because they just got an inheritance and you know

1047
00:54:10,360 --> 00:54:11,759
Speaker 1: it's going to be miserable, but you're just trying to

1048
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Speaker 1: get some money. No, that's stressful. Your Monday's probably not

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Speaker 1: happening like that. So your Monday's better now, isn't it?

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Speaker 1: Wrong move Monday? Feel better about your Monday by hearing

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Speaker 1: about other people's terrible, horrible, noga very bad decisions. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: like me whenever I decided to get a little boozy

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Speaker 1: brunchy last weekend and came into you know, we come

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Speaker 1: into work very early here and I got here and

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Speaker 1: I made it. I made it to work okay. But

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Speaker 1: it was between getting out of my car and getting

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Speaker 1: to the studio that things did not go quart. I

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Speaker 1: swear I made it to my parking spot, flung my

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Speaker 1: door open, and started like Exorcist style, like vomiting all

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Speaker 1: over the parking garage, and all of a sudden, I

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Speaker 1: look up an English Evan is standing there like a

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Speaker 1: deer in headlights, Like, are you okay? I was so scared.

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Speaker 1: How's your Monday looking now? Probably a little bit better? Huh.

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Speaker 1: So listen every single Monday at this time for wrong

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Speaker 1: move Monday. Feel better about your Monday by hearing about

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Speaker 1: other people's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad decisions. Your

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Speaker 1: phone prank happens every single um on this morning. Is

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Speaker 1: your next one is coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 1: It's the Jewel Show, then Jewels Show on Demand