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Speaker 1: All right, you found us on a Friday. Welcome to

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Speaker 1: the podcast, Alexis. How many five.

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Speaker 2: Hour energy bottles did you count in the trash?

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Speaker 3: Can?

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Speaker 2: I think it was eleven? Oh guys, fifty energy?

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Speaker 4: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Let's just hope Jeffrey's heart doesn't explode His fuel for

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Speaker 2: his parody song.

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Speaker 1: Today's song of the week is in well today's podcast.

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Speaker 4: There it goes.

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Speaker 2: Let's start it now.

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Speaker 5: What does your day job have in common with that

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Speaker 5: old VCR taking up space in your attic?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, we have one of those in our attic.

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Speaker 2: We'll get rid of anything.

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Speaker 6: Seriously, what do they have in common?

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Speaker 5: They are both severely outdated. It's brooken Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 5: Make sure to follow our podcast by the way, rate

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Speaker 5: review and subscribe if you haven't. But I say that

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Speaker 5: because a new poll of two thousand working Americans found

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Speaker 5: over half fifty seven percent feel that a normal nine

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Speaker 5: to five job no longer works for them.

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Speaker 1: O creach, Yeah, preach, let's go to four days a week.

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Speaker 2: Who's with me?

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Speaker 5: Per Jobs without a flexible work schedule are a completely

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Speaker 5: outdated idea.

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Speaker 7: Okay, it makes sense.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean the problem with our job is it's

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Speaker 1: really based on your job and you listening on your

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Speaker 1: way to work.

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Speaker 2: So if you could change that up, that'd be great.

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Speaker 5: If you haven't noticed, plenty of Americans already abandoned nine

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Speaker 5: to fives a while ago, started working from home, or

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Speaker 5: have launched their own Etsy stores or full time influencers

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Speaker 5: and creators.

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Speaker 6: So their life is their job.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 5: That's right, very difficult stuff, But that's not all. People

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Speaker 5: don't just want to work differently. The survey also found

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Speaker 5: we want to be paid differently and more often too.

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Speaker 7: Okay that.

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Speaker 2: What you're saying.

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Speaker 5: Instead of paychecks every two weeks, they prefer tinier paychecks

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Speaker 5: every day.

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Speaker 7: Every day, maybe a little paycheck.

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Speaker 6: For each day's work that you take home with you.

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Speaker 7: Okay, a life of a server that was your way.

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Speaker 2: You can be broke the next morning.

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Speaker 7: How it felt. I don't feel like you would barely

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Speaker 7: get across the next day.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I don't think it'll feel good to have a

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Speaker 8: bad day where you realize how.

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Speaker 2: Little you make.

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Speaker 5: The average person who only gets paid twice a month

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Speaker 5: in big paycheck says they tend to blow through it

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Speaker 5: all and run out of money faster because you're like,

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Speaker 5: oh my God, I got two thousand dollars.

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Speaker 6: I can spend money on anything.

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Speaker 9: But again, then you're like fifteen hundred for rent, fifty.

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Speaker 7: Bucks a fill on my gas tank.

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Speaker 6: It doesn't all come through.

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Speaker 5: But speaking of blowing it all, come on over here

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Speaker 5: Digital Jacob with a shock dollar question of the day

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Speaker 5: they went all over us.

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Speaker 6: We are ready to receive the questions.

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Speaker 10: Well, for some reason, I cannot get the number fifty

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Speaker 10: out of my head.

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Speaker 2: Oh, we're back there yesterday year at it.

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Speaker 10: It might be because that's the exact age gap between

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Speaker 10: myself and my secret lover Brooks Mom. Or it could

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Speaker 10: be because yesterday Alexis successfully identified the Rubik's Cube as

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Speaker 10: the toy that's celebrating its fiftieth anniversary this year.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I think it's the one. Still.

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Speaker 10: Alexis was the only person who was even close on

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Speaker 10: their guests, which is why today, just like fifty cent

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Speaker 10: back in the year two thousand, I decided to give

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Speaker 10: the rest of you a few shots he redeeming yourself.

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Speaker 3: Redeeming yourself.

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Speaker 10: No, you're running it back with another fiftieth anniversary edition

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Speaker 10: of plenty of twenty. Just like yesterday, I'll give each

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Speaker 10: of you a short description of something that happened exactly

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Speaker 10: fifty years ago, and you just have to tell me

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Speaker 10: what object, person or the invention is. Now, let's start

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Speaker 10: with the woman who said sorry fifty times already this morning.

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Speaker 3: That's Alexis. Sorry, Alexis.

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Speaker 10: If you remember the lyrics, I want chicken, I want liver,

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Speaker 10: it's only because you've seen Austin Powers. But the ad

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Speaker 10: jingle was created for what product?

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Speaker 6: That's right, that's right.

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Speaker 5: Didn't force you to watch that movie for your guys

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Speaker 5: on a new podcast, put on our website to give

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Speaker 2: She had already seen it. Yeah, if I've seen it,

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Speaker 2: don't it?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, well you've seen it. So what does he say?

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Speaker 2: Maybe I should watch it?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 8: Well, what else would be chicken and liver? If it's

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Speaker 8: not food, we do? You have to see the brand,

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Speaker 8: the dog food.

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Speaker 3: Just any sort of statement would be great.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'll say it was for dog food, dog.

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Speaker 10: Food, just looking for mew mix the cat. I want chicken,

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Speaker 10: I want liver mixed meal mix, please deliver, I want

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Speaker 10: to buy. Fifty years ago this year old, okay, was

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Speaker 10: a guy named Howard Wexler wanted to create a board

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Speaker 10: game that was played vertically. Milton Bradley ran with it

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Speaker 10: and started selling it in February of nineteen seventy four.

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Speaker 10: Please name that game.

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Speaker 7: The only vertical game that I know and I love

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Speaker 7: is Rat Trap.

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Speaker 6: What about Jenga? You stacked those vertically?

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Speaker 1: Oh that's really smart, helping him so much.

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Speaker 7: Jenga is Swahili?

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Speaker 2: Really?

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Speaker 3: What's his Howard Wexler?

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Speaker 7: Howard wex not very Swhelan.

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Speaker 2: Is that a Swahili name?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, it as like building or something like that in Swahili. No,

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Speaker 9: because it's the most popular vertical game, I'm gonna go Jenga.

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Speaker 3: Jose said, Jenga. That is the game I was looking for.

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Speaker 3: Was Connect four?

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Speaker 2: I feel good when you say.

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Speaker 3: Tacto played vertically? Yes, Brook, We're on to you.

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Speaker 1: My mom already texted she wants you to know, apparently

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Speaker 1: that your forty year difference.

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Speaker 3: Loves a joke with me. Brook, your questions here?

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Speaker 10: Okay, people might be familiar with this liqueur if they've

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Speaker 10: gotten a whiff of Brooks thermos.

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Speaker 2: In the morning.

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Speaker 3: But back in nineteen.

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Speaker 10: Seventy four was the first time this European based alcohol

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Speaker 10: hits door shelves.

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Speaker 3: What was it?

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Speaker 2: Oh man?

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Speaker 1: I mean my first people like Bailey's a lot. You know,

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Speaker 1: I'm not actually a fan. I think it's too sweet.

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Speaker 6: Is that from I.

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Speaker 2: Think it's Irish? Isn't it would?

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Speaker 7: Can I tell you what I think it is? Pepperminch.

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Speaker 7: It's so good. Oh yeah, when you're an alcoholic, it

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Speaker 7: don't matter.

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Speaker 2: Ter God, you guys are awful.

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Speaker 1: I was going Kalua, but I don't believe that that

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Speaker 1: is European days.

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Speaker 9: With his hint though, you are right, and Bailey's would

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Speaker 2: And it felt like something my parents drink a lot of.

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Speaker 2: I'm torn. I'm gonna stick with my original of going Bailey's.

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Speaker 3: Brook went with Bailey's.

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Speaker 11: That is.

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Speaker 10: Bailey's Irish cream. Throw a little in your coffee this

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Speaker 10: morning once you're done driving. Years old, this, Jeffrey, We're

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Speaker 10: on to you. This cosmetic procedure might be considered pretty

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Speaker 10: common if you're walking around Rodeo Drive these days, but

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Speaker 10: fifty years ago, it wasn't. Back then, a father and

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Speaker 10: and now it's the second most.

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Speaker 3: Popular in the United States. What was it?

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Speaker 5: Okay, So it's the second most popular. Number one must

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Speaker 5: be those jobs. So number two after that's gotta be come.

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Speaker 2: On, dig down into your LA private school room. Yeah

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Speaker 2: you got, Jeff, this is your question, Javin B. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: what are those mom's rockets?

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Speaker 12: Got?

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Speaker 6: What are you thinking? I mean, I guess I'll just

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Speaker 6: go with the obvious boob job.

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Speaker 3: Jeff went with boob job.

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Speaker 10: That is number one most popular United States right now.

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Speaker 10: Nose job is number three on the list. I was

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Speaker 10: looking for. LiPo suction turns fifty years old this year. Interesting, Brookie,

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Speaker 10: You're the winner of edition of plenty of twenty fifty,

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Speaker 10: the anniversary edition.

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Speaker 5: So brook gets to choose who gets shocked today and

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Speaker 5: they'll be singing candy shop by fifty cent.

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Speaker 1: For disappointing his entire community where he grew up.

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Speaker 7: It's definitely Jeffrey.

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Speaker 2: You should know your plastic surgeons.

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Speaker 6: Trust me.

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Speaker 5: There's a lot of boob jobs at my school among

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Speaker 5: the children, not even among the parents.

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Speaker 9: So I feel like after you're born in LA, they're

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Speaker 9: we'll give you the baby.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll take it to the candy shop. I'll let

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Speaker 5: you lick the La lep. That's your shock Collar question

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Speaker 12: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, We'll talk.

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Speaker 5: About a missed opportunity. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 5: Even though Saint Patrick's Day recently happened one of the

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Speaker 5: biggest drinking holidays of the year, an alcohol company just

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Speaker 5: announced that they'll be releasing next month pizza flavored beer.

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Speaker 5: Oh yes, beer that tastes like pizza.

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Speaker 6: They could have.

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Speaker 5: Done this for Saint Patty's Day. People are willing to

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Speaker 5: drink literally anything. Or they could have waited till October

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Speaker 5: for National Pizza Month.

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Speaker 1: You could go to your kitchen, right, I'll throw a

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Speaker 1: slice a get a beer and do a blender and.

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Speaker 7: Get it just.

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Speaker 1: Out.

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Speaker 5: They decided to do it in April for some reason.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna have a picture of the pizza beer up

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Speaker 5: on the Brook and inst the stories here.

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Speaker 1: You know, coming up to the warm months, all you

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Speaker 1: want is a stinky.

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Speaker 9: Beer, and now I'm to order my beer, like, hey,

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Speaker 9: can I get an I p ay Well.

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Speaker 5: This alcohol company's partnered with frozen food brand Tombstone to

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Speaker 5: do this, so it's not just pizza flavor, it's frozen pizza.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's so good.

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Speaker 1: I hope it's one of those that's been in the

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Speaker 1: freezer for five months and you can kind of.

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Speaker 2: Taste the freezer burn still even after you cook it.

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Speaker 5: It's described as having hints of crispy crust, tangy tomato sauce,

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Speaker 5: savory herbs and spices, with a spicy pepperoni finish in

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Speaker 5: your beer.

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Speaker 8: Oh, I feel like guys are gonna buy this and

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Speaker 8: say they bought a girl dinner and a beer.

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Speaker 5: If you're able to keep it down, then you'll enjoy

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Speaker 5: the seven percent.

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Speaker 6: Alcohol content offer.

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Speaker 5: And the best part, this four pack of limited edition

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Speaker 5: Pizza beer will cost you about fifty bucks. Wait, fifty

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Speaker 5: dollars for a four pack of pizza beer.

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Speaker 1: I guess they really will say I bought you beer.

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Speaker 5: The semonary red weird news stories around the glob just

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Speaker 5: Those other mouth weirdos just don't. This first Laser Stories

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Speaker 6: This next laser story is out of Ohio.

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Speaker 5: A thirty seven year old dad named Adam sizemoorris facing

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Speaker 5: He threatened the principal at one point and told him

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Speaker 7: Yeah, threaten people, he gets the job done.

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Speaker 5: And he didn't just call once, but eighteen times. He

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: I want my parents to fight for me to knock.

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Speaker 1: Yes, my dad went to jail.

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Speaker 2: For my a in math.

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Speaker 6: Let's go to your next laser story out of London.

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Speaker 5: Those who are lactose intolerant should probably avoid trips to

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Speaker 5: Well, in Britain they're doing the same thing, but with cheese.

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Speaker 5: The innovative restaurant is called Pick and Cheese. Their conveyor

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Speaker 1: They're all under glass, which you know, very different than

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Speaker 7: Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 5: And if that isn't enough, patrons can also enjoy a

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Speaker 7: Like some honeycomb.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, give me some pershudo.

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Speaker 13: You know.

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Speaker 5: Maybe the best part for cheese lovers is that Pick

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Speaker 5: During this hour and fifteen minute session, guests can enjoy

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Speaker 5: Reservations are highly recommended in order to secure a spot for.

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Speaker 6: This cheese filled feast. Wow, and then probably make a

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Speaker 7: Desserts.

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Speaker 5: Are you one of those responsible adults who gets back

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Speaker 7: I'm a hybrid, so I keep it out a thousand.

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Speaker 5: Well, a new study found letting it stay cluttered like

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Speaker 2: I get rid of them.

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Speaker 5: Brook They found that a cluttered inbox can leave you

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Speaker 5: Well find me in person. Yeah, come come to where

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Speaker 1: Just the electrical company, like, excuse me, jeff Yeah.

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Speaker 5: That's why this guy doesn't even have an email anymore.

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Speaker 5: If you want to reach him, he's kind of like Batman.

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Speaker 5: He's got to throw a spotlight up into the sky

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Speaker 5: Yes, yes, but what if I told you that's not

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Speaker 5: I'm not gonna comment on that, but THEOD find some

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Speaker 5: Craziest conspiracy theories like this one says Kylie Jenner is

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Speaker 5: over eighty million dollars in real estate that she constantly

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Speaker 5: is to pay mortgages and staffing season You think your age.

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Speaker 2: Always, can you imagine what AC costs for that.

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Speaker 5: She's got a seventy three million dollar private jet, and

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Speaker 5: they say the only reason that she keeps launching all

462
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Speaker 5: these new businesses isn't because she's so passionate about being

463
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Speaker 5: an entrepreneur, because she desperately needs the money.

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Speaker 8: Oh she is hitting like every angle of like clothes, makeup.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, everything they do.

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Speaker 1: Feel like I mean, Kardashians feel like they're running their

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Speaker 1: own QBC channel at this point.

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Speaker 4: Don't you think I think?

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Speaker 5: I think they put out the best products in the

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Speaker 5: world personally.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I sorry, Yeah, I got a Skims brawn I

472
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Speaker 1: love it.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't need to know everybody's underway in the room. Okay,

474
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Speaker 6: let's move on. Now we're moving on. Here's a weird one.

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Speaker 5: Some say John Sina's naked Oscar skit was a secret

476
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Speaker 5: Satanic ritual.

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Speaker 2: Everyone.

478
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Speaker 5: John Cena at the Oscars came out to present the

479
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Speaker 5: award for Best Costume Design and went on stage holding

480
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Speaker 5: nothing but an envelope covering his little job.

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Speaker 1: And it's funny because it's costume design, but he's naked.

482
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Speaker 6: Or is it more than that?

483
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Speaker 5: Because conspiracy theorists say he was secretly performing a Satanic

484
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Speaker 5: humiliation ritual, which was a signal to fellow Satanists in Hollywood,

485
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Speaker 5: who will now give him even higher paid acting roles

486
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Speaker 5: and make him even more famous than ever before.

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Speaker 7: The number one Sorry, there's.

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Speaker 1: No way that man is humiliated did you see his muscles.

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Speaker 5: We're talking about the craziest celebrity conspiracy theories that have

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Speaker 5: been floating around the Internet lately, and this next one, Okay,

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Speaker 5: I might actually believe this.

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Speaker 1: Are you serious?

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Speaker 6: Keanu Reeves is immortal?

494
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Speaker 5: Hear him say some say they think he's part of

495
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Speaker 5: a secret society of immortals that's existed for centuries amongst humans.

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Speaker 5: And they say he's been photographed at major historical events

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Speaker 5: throughout time.

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Speaker 1: So he was actually in the theater when Abraham Lincoln

499
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Speaker 1: was shot.

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Speaker 2: He was one of the actors.

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Speaker 8: I feel like our listeners might believe this about Brooks's

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Speaker 8: immortal wilts.

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Speaker 7: It was John webs Bood.

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Speaker 6: It's all coming together.

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Speaker 5: I believe Plus hasn't really aged at all across the

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Speaker 5: three decades that we've been seeing.

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Speaker 1: Never is doing his botox or filler or whatever he's

508
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Speaker 1: getting done. You can't tell.

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Speaker 7: I was gonna say, he doesn't look like fake.

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Speaker 6: He's got the same plastic surgeons as the Kardashians.

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Speaker 1: I heard they don't look real Jeffery, So I don't

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Speaker 1: think so.

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Speaker 5: Next conspiracy theory, Beyonce is actually Solange's mom.

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Speaker 12: What you ever heard this?

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Speaker 7: And I actually think I have.

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Speaker 5: Some people believe Beyonce gave birth to Solange when she

517
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Speaker 5: was a teenager and her parents decided to raise Solange

518
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Speaker 5: as their own to allow Beyonce to continue pursuing music.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but their age difference isn't enough for that.

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Speaker 6: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: They're five years difference.

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Speaker 6: You know how easy it is to forge a birth certificate?

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Speaker 2: Brook, No, it's public record, public record.

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Speaker 5: If anybody could go in and change it, it would

525
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Speaker 5: be Beyonce.

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Speaker 6: She has that power.

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Speaker 7: That's where it's proven.

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Speaker 4: Fall Come on, have fun, jumpy.

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Speaker 5: Next conspiracy, Taylor Swift is actually a famous Satanist from.

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Speaker 6: The nineteen nineties. We all know that one's true.

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Speaker 5: Don't need to explain onto the next celebrity. How about this,

532
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Speaker 5: Katie Holmes had her own secret entrance installed at Whole Foods.

533
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Speaker 2: This compared to the satanist Taylor Swift that was.

534
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Speaker 5: Just proven true by Whole Foods is the favorite grocery

535
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Speaker 5: store of Satanists all around the world.

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Speaker 2: I have seen a lot of naked people in the produce.

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Speaker 6: They said.

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Speaker 5: In order to evade Papa Rozzi after she divorced Tom Cruise,

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Speaker 5: she moved to an apartment in Manhattan right above a

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Speaker 5: Whole Foods, and the building architecture allowed her to go

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Speaker 5: from her apartment down into the grocery store through a

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Speaker 5: secret set of stairs.

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Speaker 2: Just a set of stairs. At everybody in the apartment

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Speaker 2: complex it was allowed to use.

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Speaker 6: No one will ever know.

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Speaker 9: Remind you, jeff used to live above a grocery store.

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Speaker 6: I will have you killed for sake.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 5: And it turns out the thing with the Cole Foods

550
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Speaker 5: might actually be true, because gawker proof Whole Foods sometimes

551
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Speaker 5: do have secret entrances for VIP clientele.

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Speaker 15: That real.

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Speaker 2: How do we get it past.

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Speaker 1: To one of those who needs a key to the city,

555
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Speaker 1: Give me the key to the secret entrance.

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Speaker 5: The whole mood text in to seven, eight, five, nine

557
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Speaker 5: to two tell us, do you believe the latest conspiracy

558
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Speaker 5: theory that Brooke Fox is actually a vampire that keeps

559
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Speaker 5: her youthful appearance by feeding on the blood of orphan children.

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Speaker 7: She's a lizard person.

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Speaker 2: I love how you say. I'm reverse agings.

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Speaker 6: Your phone TAP's coming up next.

563
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Speaker 12: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Today's phone tap took weeks of planning to pull off

565
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Speaker 5: because one of our listeners asked us to prank her sister,

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Speaker 5: and they're scheduled to have a lunch date at this

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Speaker 5: very fancy restaurant. So we told her after they put

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Speaker 5: in their order with the waiter, she should excuse herself

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Speaker 5: to the bathroom and text us what dish her sister

570
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Speaker 5: got what? And just stay in there until we're done.

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Speaker 5: You're gonna understand why when you hear it in your

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00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:40,880
Speaker 5: phone tab right now.

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Speaker 12: It's another Hello Hello?

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Speaker 6: Uh Denise? Is it?

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Speaker 15: Yeah?

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Speaker 14: Who is it?

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Speaker 6: Are you you just al Visto?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, perfect. So I have a couple of questions

580
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Speaker 6: about your order.

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Speaker 15: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 12: Who is this?

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Speaker 15: Well?

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Speaker 5: I guess you could call me your chef. I guess

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00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:16,280
Speaker 5: this is more of a loose term. My name is Box.

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Speaker 16: What's your name?

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00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:19,280
Speaker 6: Box?

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00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:20,960
Speaker 12: Fox?

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00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:21,880
Speaker 11: Yes?

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Speaker 6: You got you have it? Box?

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Speaker 16: Okay, So help me out here. I just put my

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Speaker 16: order in with the waiter.

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Speaker 5: Yes I know this, But I am the one who's

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Speaker 5: making your food today across the way at my place.

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Speaker 15: Why I'm a restaurant you you do not.

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Speaker 5: Think that they actually make the meals inside the restaurant?

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Speaker 16: Do you know?

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Speaker 6: That's how I know you are a funny woman, this

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Speaker 6: is funny.

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Speaker 11: I don't think it's funny.

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Speaker 12: No.

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Speaker 6: See, this is not how restaurants work anymore.

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Speaker 5: No food is actually cooked there, not after the recent

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Speaker 5: health violations.

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Speaker 16: Help violation.

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Speaker 6: Yes, so it is just me in my kitchen right now. Box.

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Speaker 5: I'm making the orders from all over. In fact, I

608
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Speaker 5: just made a big mac off of YouTube.

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Speaker 6: It's quite easy.

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Speaker 16: No, this doesn't make any sense.

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Speaker 5: Yes, it is sounding very crazy, I know, but I

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Speaker 5: love it. I am looking at your order here. You

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Speaker 5: want the pork medallions with a sweet onion demi g lies?

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Speaker 6: Is it glass?

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Speaker 15: And how would you even know that?

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Speaker 6: Okay?

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Speaker 5: Yes, with the waiter he has texted me or order,

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Speaker 5: so I can't have you number. I do think that

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Speaker 5: he has spelled the food item wrong. It sounds very fancy, Dennis.

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Speaker 5: Do you know how to spell demig lies so I

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Speaker 5: can type it into the YouTube.

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Speaker 1: I'm not selling for you.

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Speaker 11: If you don't know what you probably shouldn't be cooking.

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Speaker 6: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 5: Please, I have another order coming in from the olive garden.

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Speaker 5: Can you please hold chop.

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Speaker 1: Chop?

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Speaker 12: Oh my god, this is cringing.

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Speaker 11: Excuse me?

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Speaker 1: Can you excuse me? Come here? Please?

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Speaker 6: Okay, I am back. I apologize for the wait. Just

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Speaker 6: so you know. I have run out of the sesame

633
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Speaker 6: seed buds. So are you okay? If I.

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Speaker 5: Can get them at seven eleven for for very cheap.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 12: I ordered pork medallions with sweet onionem Wait, is this

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Speaker 12: not Chad? No?

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Speaker 6: I apologize. I have so many people on hold.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, I just is there is there anybody

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Speaker 5: inside of this restaurant named Chad?

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Speaker 6: Do you know?

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Speaker 16: I don't know. I want to make this.

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Speaker 17: We're so clear you're not cooking anything for me.

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Speaker 3: You understand.

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00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:13,920
Speaker 6: The burghers are for Chad.

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Speaker 1: I don't want burgers.

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Speaker 18: I don't know who Chad is, and I don't want

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Speaker 18: you cooking for me.

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Speaker 5: Okay, if you just put me on your speaker phone,

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Speaker 5: I would shout for him and perhaps he will answer you.

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Speaker 19: Oh my god.

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Speaker 5: Okay, But your sister, Rachel, she never mentioned you had

653
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Speaker 5: such a fifty mouth.

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Speaker 6: It's been very surprising for me. How do you know

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Speaker 6: my sister she is in the restroom right now.

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Speaker 5: She said I should put minimal effort into your meal

657
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Speaker 5: and into this prank phone call on you.

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Speaker 11: I'm are you serious right now?

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Speaker 5: Your sister Rachel asked us to do a phone tap

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Speaker 5: on you. My name is jeff from Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 5: in the morning.

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Speaker 6: You're on the radio.

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Speaker 5: Your sister Rachel has been planning this for weeks. She

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Speaker 5: told us about your reservation at this nice restaurant, so

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Speaker 5: she went away to the restroom just to tell us

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Speaker 5: what you ordered so we could call you.

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Speaker 20: You don't understand this is a very nice restaurant and screaming,

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Speaker 20: oh my god.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I understand that you are very angry, but before

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Speaker 5: you go, do you know how to spend DEMI? It

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Speaker 5: is a complicated word that's familiar.

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Speaker 6: And how much? How much would you be tipping me tonight?

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Speaker 6: You're a naughty woman.

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Speaker 12: The weak up every morning was fun taps on the twenties,

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Speaker 12: freaking Jeffrey.

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Speaker 6: In the morning, Alexis.

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Speaker 5: If you ran into a really hot guy at Target

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Speaker 5: and you wanted to meet him, what's your strategy? Do

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Speaker 5: you just walk right up and introduce yourself directly?

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Speaker 6: Do you accident?

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00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:07,240
Speaker 5: Are you going more cooy like accidentally crash your shopping

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Speaker 5: cart into his cart down one of the aisles?

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Speaker 1: Oops, I carry a basket.

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Speaker 2: I don't do a cart. Carts are embarrassing?

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Speaker 5: Or do you throw a bottle of shower gel on

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Speaker 5: the floor and say, oh no, I dropped the soap

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Speaker 5: and now there's bubbles all over me.

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Speaker 2: You take my clothes off.

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Speaker 5: I wish it was around man and that could help me. Darn.

690
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:32,719
Speaker 6: He really went to the clothes off thing pretty quickly.

691
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:33,560
Speaker 12: He says, hot.

692
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,760
Speaker 7: We were going to go with bring that up well.

693
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:41,520
Speaker 5: One of our listeners went a slightly different route when

694
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:43,880
Speaker 5: she saw a hot guy at Target and hatched a

695
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:49,520
Speaker 5: play that was so devious who even Alexis approved. Yes,

696
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:54,320
Speaker 5: it does involve secretly contacting the guy's mother. You're gonna

697
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:57,000
Speaker 5: hear how she went the extra mile to get herself

698
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,760
Speaker 5: a date in your brand new second date update.

699
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:01,560
Speaker 6: Oh no, my clothes up.

700
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:05,560
Speaker 5: We're gonna do it, your selections, We're gonna do it

701
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:10,760
Speaker 5: right after this hold on second date up date. Most

702
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 5: people will tell you can't force true love to happen.

703
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:16,360
Speaker 7: Everyone should tell you.

704
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:24,040
Speaker 5: But maybe you can trick love into existence. What you know,

705
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:28,640
Speaker 5: put your hands on love a little bit, mold.

706
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:31,440
Speaker 6: It a certain way, considering love.

707
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:33,840
Speaker 5: Brooke did it when she threw herself in front of

708
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:35,640
Speaker 5: her husband's car when he was trying to leave his

709
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:36,880
Speaker 5: work at the TV station.

710
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:39,560
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, And then she was like.

711
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:42,440
Speaker 5: Well, I could sue you, or you could take me

712
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:43,200
Speaker 5: out to dinner.

713
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:46,520
Speaker 1: You could look forever find that guy that's uninsured.

714
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:48,160
Speaker 2: I'm scared of lawsuits.

715
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:51,000
Speaker 5: And Brook's not the only person who's tried to meddle

716
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,959
Speaker 5: her way into someone's heart. One of our listeners, Kendra,

717
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:56,800
Speaker 5: says that she ran some interference to get herself a

718
00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:59,160
Speaker 5: date with a guy. But she says, if we can

719
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:01,720
Speaker 5: get him to answer, because you know, sometimes people won't,

720
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:04,400
Speaker 5: but if he does, we are not allowed to tell

721
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:08,200
Speaker 5: him the real background story what she is willing to

722
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:11,440
Speaker 5: tell us though. So let's welcome Kendra to the show. Kendra,

723
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:12,000
Speaker 5: how you doing?

724
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:14,360
Speaker 16: I'm great? How are you guys?

725
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:16,240
Speaker 2: Give us some new ideas.

726
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:18,680
Speaker 1: I know, I feel like you have some maniacal plan

727
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:19,400
Speaker 1: that you hatched.

728
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:21,439
Speaker 6: Yeah, so can we learn the name of the guy?

729
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,040
Speaker 16: Oh my gosh, I mean his name is Jacoby.

730
00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:25,320
Speaker 2: Jacoby, Oh my gosh.

731
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:29,000
Speaker 1: Okay, how soon into meeting Jacoby did you know like

732
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,120
Speaker 1: I need to know this guy, he needs to be

733
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:31,480
Speaker 1: with me.

734
00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:34,080
Speaker 2: It was instant, instant.

735
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:37,760
Speaker 16: I was stopping at Target and there was this spark

736
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:42,720
Speaker 16: when I saw him, So I casually sort of followed

737
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:47,719
Speaker 16: him through the stores he was shopping and street.

738
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:48,680
Speaker 2: And I feel like you weren't.

739
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,640
Speaker 1: I don't know if there's some reason I see you slipping.

740
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:54,800
Speaker 5: From I picture like giggling coming from.

741
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:55,720
Speaker 6: Behind the record clo.

742
00:34:57,480 --> 00:34:59,000
Speaker 2: Hiding in the middle of a closes rack.

743
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:02,880
Speaker 16: Yes, And then I was behind him and I went

744
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:07,120
Speaker 16: to check out and I was able to just barely

745
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:10,320
Speaker 16: see his credit card when he put it into the machine,

746
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:12,239
Speaker 16: and I saw his name.

747
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:15,000
Speaker 2: Oh, say number.

748
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:17,919
Speaker 13: No, I saw his name, and.

749
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:21,280
Speaker 16: He didn't see me, and so he left the store.

750
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:23,280
Speaker 6: And wait, you didn't say hi to him?

751
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:25,480
Speaker 16: No, I was just.

752
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:32,880
Speaker 1: Well, Jacoby said, Jacoby's probably amazing even I remembered it.

753
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:36,719
Speaker 6: What do you do with his name?

754
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:37,000
Speaker 11: Then?

755
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:38,600
Speaker 16: Well, I went to social media?

756
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:43,719
Speaker 2: Obviously you can find someone just by Wow.

757
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:46,040
Speaker 5: I love how you act like you've never tried to

758
00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:48,000
Speaker 5: look someone up on social media before.

759
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:52,160
Speaker 1: But someone that I've already met, not someone I've never talked.

760
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:53,399
Speaker 2: Do you know what they look like? And you see

761
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:54,279
Speaker 2: the profile pig too.

762
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:55,720
Speaker 6: Were you able to find him, Kendra?

763
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:56,560
Speaker 16: Yes?

764
00:35:57,719 --> 00:36:01,000
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, god, you have a private detector in this.

765
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:05,080
Speaker 6: You were able to learn anything about him from it?

766
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:07,840
Speaker 16: Yeah? Well, I was able to determine from his social

767
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:09,000
Speaker 16: media that he was single.

768
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:10,839
Speaker 7: Okay, okay, how.

769
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:13,120
Speaker 5: Do you end up like actually getting in contact with

770
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:14,280
Speaker 5: the guy. When does that happen?

771
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:18,359
Speaker 16: Well, I didn't actually reach out to him right then,

772
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:22,200
Speaker 16: but I did find his mom's Facebook.

773
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:26,279
Speaker 4: Oh oh, you're deep in this.

774
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:29,440
Speaker 2: Are you trying to make sure it does have a

775
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:30,000
Speaker 2: hotter brother?

776
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:35,360
Speaker 16: Why would you go to Well, it just seemed like

777
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:39,080
Speaker 16: it would be even more natural if there was a

778
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,120
Speaker 16: different way that I was introduced.

779
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:46,200
Speaker 1: Huh, dide, you're going to DM his mom.

780
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:49,560
Speaker 16: Well, it turns out that his mom is in a

781
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:51,280
Speaker 16: book club that's in my area.

782
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:53,840
Speaker 2: Okay, so okay, and.

783
00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:57,360
Speaker 16: I love to read, so I sent a request to

784
00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:58,839
Speaker 16: the book club to see if I could join.

785
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:02,640
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, okay, it's just you and a bunch

786
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:04,480
Speaker 1: of sixty year old women in a book dub.

787
00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:08,120
Speaker 16: Yeah. I went to the book club, and my god,

788
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:08,960
Speaker 16: we started up a.

789
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:12,880
Speaker 2: Conversation and organically obviously, well.

790
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:16,160
Speaker 16: Yeah, and she was really nice and she thought I

791
00:37:16,239 --> 00:37:19,319
Speaker 16: was really sweet and charming. So you know, I just

792
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:22,319
Speaker 16: happened to mention that I was single, and you know,

793
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:24,960
Speaker 16: there are no good single guys out there.

794
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:28,800
Speaker 1: And you know, that's the literally the opening for any

795
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:30,240
Speaker 1: mom to then introduce.

796
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:33,160
Speaker 7: The sun, which reminds me, Barbara, do you have any children?

797
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:37,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, the bait's been cast.

798
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:38,800
Speaker 6: So what did what did the mom say?

799
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:41,680
Speaker 16: Well, she asked me for my phone number that you

800
00:37:41,719 --> 00:37:42,799
Speaker 16: could pass on to him.

801
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:46,120
Speaker 7: Oh wow, it's such a mom thing.

802
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:48,440
Speaker 1: Dude, if you found this, if you found out a

803
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:50,920
Speaker 1: woman with this far to meet you, would you be

804
00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:52,520
Speaker 1: complimented or creeped out?

805
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:54,520
Speaker 5: This is the type of thing you don't actually tell

806
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:56,879
Speaker 5: them until you're into your like twentieth anniversary.

807
00:37:57,239 --> 00:37:57,439
Speaker 12: Yeah.

808
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:01,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, So now you've given your phone number to this

809
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:03,400
Speaker 5: guy's mom, and does he reach out to you?

810
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:04,920
Speaker 6: I'm guessing yeah.

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00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:07,759
Speaker 16: A couple of days later, I got you must have a.

812
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:08,799
Speaker 7: Good relationship with his mom.

813
00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:12,480
Speaker 1: Then his mom had a picture of her from Facebook,

814
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:13,239
Speaker 1: you know what I mean.

815
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:15,120
Speaker 6: So were you able to get a.

816
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:15,839
Speaker 3: Date out of it?

817
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 16: I did?

818
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:18,000
Speaker 21: He did that.

819
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:20,320
Speaker 16: He asked me on a date, so it worked.

820
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:22,319
Speaker 6: Give us a nutshell of how the date went.

821
00:38:22,719 --> 00:38:24,279
Speaker 16: It was a real casual date. We went and had

822
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:27,640
Speaker 16: coffee and you know, I made sure it was cute.

823
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:31,239
Speaker 16: We actually started talking about our respective dating histories, and.

824
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:33,600
Speaker 2: That's a lot over coffee.

825
00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:36,360
Speaker 16: Well, I mean we were talking about specifics, you know.

826
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:39,760
Speaker 16: Just he said he's been in love with two people

827
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:40,279
Speaker 16: in his life.

828
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:44,040
Speaker 6: Oh wow, what did you say to his two loves?

829
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:47,000
Speaker 16: I told him the truth. I don't think I've ever

830
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:48,479
Speaker 16: been in love.

831
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,840
Speaker 1: Oh I feel like that would be a good answer

832
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:56,840
Speaker 1: it men take it as a challenge, wouldn't you try me?

833
00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:57,200
Speaker 16: So?

834
00:38:57,280 --> 00:39:00,359
Speaker 5: At no point during this coffee day did it ever

835
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:03,480
Speaker 5: come up like the real way that you met him.

836
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:04,880
Speaker 16: No, no, it did not.

837
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:07,799
Speaker 6: All right, so how did it end? Oh?

838
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:11,279
Speaker 16: It was a very natural, normal feeling date, and it

839
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:12,479
Speaker 16: gave me a nice say hug.

840
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:14,520
Speaker 2: Have you see his mom a book club?

841
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:20,560
Speaker 16: Yeah, she's kind of alienating me. She's getting farther away.

842
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:23,200
Speaker 2: That means shar talk.

843
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:26,040
Speaker 6: Nothing's worse than book club drama. Yikes.

844
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:29,200
Speaker 5: Okay, Well, according to your email, that date happened about

845
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:32,000
Speaker 5: a week ago. So we're gonna come back and try

846
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:35,400
Speaker 5: and call Jacoby here for you. And remember, we can't

847
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:39,520
Speaker 5: tell him anything about how she actually got this to happen,

848
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:40,799
Speaker 5: So we just talk about the date.

849
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:41,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's fine.

850
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:42,959
Speaker 2: I think that that's fine.

851
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:45,000
Speaker 5: They're just going to talk about his two true loves

852
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:47,560
Speaker 5: when we come back and get your second date update.

853
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:49,480
Speaker 6: We got enough to come here, I'll do it right

854
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:52,520
Speaker 6: after this. Hold on second date update.

855
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:56,640
Speaker 5: This is one of the most interesting dating stories that

856
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:59,920
Speaker 5: we've heard in a while about how someone gets together

857
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:03,919
Speaker 5: and just try to follow me on this. So girl

858
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:07,719
Speaker 5: sees cute guy at target, follows him to the register,

859
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:11,520
Speaker 5: sees his name on his credit card, takes it home,

860
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:14,680
Speaker 5: and finds his social media determines he's single.

861
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:16,680
Speaker 2: Each step is getting a little bit wild.

862
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:18,759
Speaker 6: This is where it takes a turn.

863
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:24,239
Speaker 5: Connects with his mom, joins her local book club, befriends her,

864
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:28,760
Speaker 5: and casually mentions that she can't find any good single

865
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:31,080
Speaker 5: men anywhere these days.

866
00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:33,520
Speaker 1: It does kind of read like the start of a

867
00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:37,359
Speaker 1: horror film, single white female thing.

868
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:42,080
Speaker 5: But the next thing you know, she's on a date

869
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:44,640
Speaker 5: with Target boy himself.

870
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:48,560
Speaker 6: An in depth discussion about true love.

871
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:53,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's wild because now not only is he

872
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:56,640
Speaker 1: not calling her back, but his mother is also avoiding

873
00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:57,800
Speaker 1: her at the book clubs.

874
00:40:58,360 --> 00:40:59,240
Speaker 7: Something happened.

875
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:02,600
Speaker 5: It's crazy, and we have to take all of that

876
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:06,640
Speaker 5: information and put it to the side, forget it. We

877
00:41:06,719 --> 00:41:10,600
Speaker 5: cannot talk about any of it. Kendra has specifically asked

878
00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:12,879
Speaker 5: not to bring it up. If we're able to get

879
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:14,480
Speaker 5: Jacoby on the phone.

880
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:18,320
Speaker 1: There's some good stuff to talk about still, though, you know, Kendra,

881
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:22,120
Speaker 1: are you worried that he's somehow found out everything that

882
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:23,200
Speaker 1: Jeffrey just said?

883
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:25,799
Speaker 16: No, No, there's just no.

884
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:31,000
Speaker 5: I guess she's hiding underneath his desk at work, right

885
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:34,360
Speaker 5: and he hasn't mentioned it once, so he has no idea.

886
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:37,040
Speaker 5: Let's give him a call, though, and hopefully we'll get

887
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:39,120
Speaker 5: a reason or see if there is a reason why

888
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:40,839
Speaker 5: he's not calling you back for date number two.

889
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:42,879
Speaker 6: But here we go. I'm dialing his number right now.

890
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:55,200
Speaker 6: He Hello, Hey, is this Jacoby?

891
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:56,000
Speaker 11: Yeah?

892
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:58,480
Speaker 4: Didn't he Jacoby?

893
00:41:58,600 --> 00:41:59,360
Speaker 7: We found ye.

894
00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:01,640
Speaker 6: We're a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

895
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:07,480
Speaker 5: Okay, Hello, We're really excited to talk to you.

896
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:09,160
Speaker 2: Man, oh man, you don't even.

897
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:12,319
Speaker 11: Know all right, I'm not I'm not too familiar with

898
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:14,520
Speaker 11: the show radio station.

899
00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:15,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's okay.

900
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:18,400
Speaker 5: So we're we're doing something called the Second Date Update,

901
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,560
Speaker 5: and one of our listeners has asked us to reach

902
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:24,319
Speaker 5: out to you to try and figure out if we

903
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:26,680
Speaker 5: can get you on a second date with her, because

904
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:27,920
Speaker 5: you've already gone out with her once.

905
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:29,120
Speaker 6: Her name's Kendra.

906
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:32,480
Speaker 11: Ken Kendra, Yeah, I know Kendra.

907
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:35,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you guys went to coffee together.

908
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:38,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, I kind of set you guys up.

909
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:42,840
Speaker 11: It is weird. How do you guys know all this question?

910
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:45,239
Speaker 5: Well, she told us about it, at least a little

911
00:42:45,239 --> 00:42:47,400
Speaker 5: bit of it, not like every single detail.

912
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:49,239
Speaker 1: But she said that you.

913
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:51,120
Speaker 2: She met your mom at their book club.

914
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:52,040
Speaker 11: This is true.

915
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:54,879
Speaker 5: Yeah, and she said there was a really nice coffee date.

916
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:56,200
Speaker 5: You had a nice conversation.

917
00:42:57,160 --> 00:43:01,680
Speaker 11: Yeah, we were. It was a nice time. But well,

918
00:43:01,719 --> 00:43:04,600
Speaker 11: I'm sorry, where's this going? Like what's happening right now?

919
00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:07,160
Speaker 5: We're trying to help her figure out, like why a

920
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:08,400
Speaker 5: second date hasn't happened?

921
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:09,840
Speaker 6: Like, how do you feel about Kendra?

922
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:11,640
Speaker 11: She's cool?

923
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:14,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, did you have a plan to call her and

924
00:43:14,719 --> 00:43:15,479
Speaker 2: ask her out again?

925
00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:23,160
Speaker 11: Uh? This is very awkward. I don't on that. It's okay, okay,

926
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:25,400
Speaker 11: hold on, hold on. It's not bad, guys. It's not

927
00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:29,240
Speaker 11: like it's not a bad thing. It's just I don't

928
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:31,560
Speaker 11: see it long term.

929
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:34,239
Speaker 2: How can you tell in one coffee day? I mean,

930
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:35,880
Speaker 2: it feels like you would need more than that.

931
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:37,120
Speaker 6: Well made you say that?

932
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:42,600
Speaker 11: So she is not really big on love.

933
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:44,880
Speaker 14: She actually told me she's never been in love before

934
00:43:45,239 --> 00:43:46,160
Speaker 14: at all, like ever.

935
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:48,920
Speaker 1: Okay, it doesn't mean she's not big on love. It

936
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,040
Speaker 1: just means that she's never been in the right relationship.

937
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:52,799
Speaker 7: Yeah, is that how she said it? She said I

938
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:53,479
Speaker 7: don't like love.

939
00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:55,799
Speaker 11: Oh no, no, no, she didn't say she don't like it.

940
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:58,479
Speaker 15: She says she's never been in love ever in her life.

941
00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 11: Well, not everybody has understood understood. But here's my mindset.

942
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:04,279
Speaker 11: I want to settle down.

943
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:07,040
Speaker 14: I want one person to be committed to like that's it,

944
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:09,880
Speaker 14: like my person. And it does concern me, and it

945
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:13,400
Speaker 14: does worry me that maybe the reason why she hasn't

946
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:17,759
Speaker 14: found love is that maybe she doesn't want it at all,

947
00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:21,800
Speaker 14: like it's not wanted, and maybe she's still probably.

948
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:24,040
Speaker 11: Playing in the field. I'm not sure, but it does.

949
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:26,839
Speaker 11: It does raise my eyebrow. It does raise it.

950
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:28,560
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to say, like you didn't

951
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:30,360
Speaker 1: want to be your first love because first love is

952
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:33,640
Speaker 1: so chaotic and rash, and.

953
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:34,440
Speaker 2: That's true, you know.

954
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:38,120
Speaker 5: Okay, Well this so now you're not even willing to

955
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:40,560
Speaker 5: give her a second date. That's where your stance is

956
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:41,000
Speaker 5: on her.

957
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:46,640
Speaker 11: I'm not sure she's ready for a commitment. I'm not.

958
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:53,239
Speaker 21: You not upset you my.

959
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:56,440
Speaker 11: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

960
00:44:56,920 --> 00:45:00,759
Speaker 5: Hold on, hey, sorry to U kind of spring this

961
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:03,040
Speaker 5: on you, hear, Jacobe. But Kenja has been listening to

962
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:07,680
Speaker 5: this conversation on the other line quietly the other time well,

963
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:10,879
Speaker 5: which I gotta say is totally unlike her.

964
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:14,759
Speaker 15: So I cannot even believe this.

965
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:19,000
Speaker 16: Okay, you're questioning my commitment and you don't even know

966
00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:21,360
Speaker 16: what I went through to meet you.

967
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:24,120
Speaker 13: What do you mean?

968
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:25,279
Speaker 11: What do you mean?

969
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:31,680
Speaker 16: I saw you in Target? There was something special about you.

970
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:34,080
Speaker 16: I mean the way you put your stuff in the

971
00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:35,840
Speaker 16: card and you were.

972
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:40,360
Speaker 14: No, no, no, no, no you you must have had it mistaken,

973
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:42,000
Speaker 14: like you met my mom at a book club.

974
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:43,280
Speaker 11: You didn't meet me at Target.

975
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:46,160
Speaker 16: That was not an accident.

976
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:53,600
Speaker 13: I followed you to the register, and I saw your

977
00:45:53,719 --> 00:45:57,080
Speaker 13: name on your credit card, and I went to social.

978
00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:57,680
Speaker 18: Media and.

979
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:02,400
Speaker 11: Wait, wait, whoa, no.

980
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:04,319
Speaker 18: No, no, just Kobe, you're gonna listen to me.

981
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:11,000
Speaker 21: And I found your mom and I found out that

982
00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:14,720
Speaker 21: she was in a book club right around the corner

983
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:15,440
Speaker 21: from my house.

984
00:46:15,719 --> 00:46:21,439
Speaker 18: So I asked it joined the book club, but that process,

985
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:24,800
Speaker 18: and I went to the foot clubs and I met

986
00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:31,000
Speaker 18: your darling mother and wait, daddy, and she no, I'm

987
00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:32,920
Speaker 18: not gonna wait, You're gonna listen.

988
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:39,640
Speaker 21: Okay, process mother, do you know how many recipes that

989
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:48,800
Speaker 21: woman has for chickens? And I said, so happens I'm single?

990
00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:51,880
Speaker 16: She said, oh, you're free and charming. I have I

991
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:52,960
Speaker 16: have a single fun.

992
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:55,360
Speaker 11: No, no, no, I'm done. I'm not I'm not listening to

993
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:56,920
Speaker 11: anymore of this. I don't need to hear any more

994
00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:57,120
Speaker 11: of this.

995
00:46:57,320 --> 00:46:57,839
Speaker 6: So is this?

996
00:46:57,920 --> 00:47:00,600
Speaker 5: Is this the kind of stable woman that you've been

997
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:02,320
Speaker 5: looking for? You at this entire time?

998
00:47:02,719 --> 00:47:09,520
Speaker 21: You know what I'm gonna I'm gonna permitted, were maybe

999
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:10,120
Speaker 21: a little right.

1000
00:47:10,239 --> 00:47:12,720
Speaker 2: We had no idea that that was going to happen.

1001
00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:13,960
Speaker 18: You shut up.

1002
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:15,680
Speaker 13: You knew exactly what was going to happen.

1003
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:19,000
Speaker 3: You told us not to mention you knew.

1004
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:22,400
Speaker 16: No, no, no, no, this is okay.

1005
00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:26,040
Speaker 11: I don't I don't know what crazy we call that.

1006
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:30,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, Jo, I think you're being a little bit too

1007
00:47:30,239 --> 00:47:32,600
Speaker 5: harsh on the woman that just realized that she loves you.

1008
00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:38,080
Speaker 5: Oh God, you shadowed her cold, cold heart, and after

1009
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:41,839
Speaker 5: years of not finding any love, she finally found it.

1010
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:46,000
Speaker 21: Sarcastic, don't you know I had to look to find

1011
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:47,200
Speaker 21: all of your stuff?

1012
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:49,280
Speaker 18: Jacoby.

1013
00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:51,960
Speaker 5: You know, Kendra, I think you you've proven your commitment.

1014
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:53,879
Speaker 5: I think he gets the point. Why don't you take

1015
00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:55,920
Speaker 5: a breath for a second and just let us talk

1016
00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:57,160
Speaker 5: to Jacoby a little bit.

1017
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,720
Speaker 16: But I tell you your oil needs to be changed.

1018
00:47:59,719 --> 00:48:01,200
Speaker 16: That's Necker is off you.

1019
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,320
Speaker 2: Oil. I think it's an analogy, but I'm not.

1020
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:09,360
Speaker 16: You know it's right on his car window.

1021
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:13,640
Speaker 12: What is going on?

1022
00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:16,920
Speaker 1: We don't know anymore, Jacoby, I'm so sorry.

1023
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:18,520
Speaker 2: I regret supporting this at the beginning.

1024
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:22,160
Speaker 11: Oh my god, like no, no, if anything, I feel

1025
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:23,440
Speaker 11: like I've dodged a bullet, and.

1026
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:26,760
Speaker 5: The only Dakobe This bullet isn't able to be dodged.

1027
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:30,640
Speaker 5: Even though it's not Valentine's Day, it's going straight for

1028
00:48:30,719 --> 00:48:31,120
Speaker 5: the heart.

1029
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:34,359
Speaker 2: There's normally bullets on Valentine's Day.

1030
00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:39,320
Speaker 6: Want to upgrade and get with the time on you.

1031
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:40,640
Speaker 2: I'm concerned.

1032
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:43,480
Speaker 5: I just need to ask Jacoby if you would like

1033
00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:44,960
Speaker 5: to see Kendrick one more time.

1034
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:46,800
Speaker 12: You couldn't even.

1035
00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:49,400
Speaker 2: Say that with a straight face, whether you say yes

1036
00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:49,640
Speaker 2: or no.

1037
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:53,040
Speaker 5: She would love to hang out again, and I'm unpack

1038
00:48:53,239 --> 00:48:56,960
Speaker 5: all of this information face to face and we would.

1039
00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:57,840
Speaker 6: Pay for that meet up.

1040
00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:00,439
Speaker 11: You guys give like give cars for a straight orders.

1041
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:00,840
Speaker 11: I'll do that.

1042
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:04,280
Speaker 2: This department shook.

1043
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:05,840
Speaker 5: I think we do have a gift card to the

1044
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:08,320
Speaker 5: subway across from the courthouse, so that would get you

1045
00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:10,600
Speaker 5: pretty close if you meet Kendra there.

1046
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:15,160
Speaker 6: No I need answer. Oh answer, No I'm not I'm

1047
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:15,600
Speaker 6: not doing this.

1048
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:16,400
Speaker 11: I'm not doing this.

1049
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:19,920
Speaker 6: Hang up, and yeah, I did not see that coming.

1050
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:20,400
Speaker 2: Okay.

1051
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:22,640
Speaker 6: If love doesn't work after this, then I don't know

1052
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:23,440
Speaker 6: how it.

1053
00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:26,080
Speaker 1: Ever, if you need the audio for your case, just

1054
00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:27,040
Speaker 1: go to our podcast.

1055
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:31,280
Speaker 16: When y'all could just drop the sarcasm and your podcast stuck.

1056
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:36,120
Speaker 6: She has a point, so she is committed to that,

1057
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:39,480
Speaker 6: to hating our podcast. So I stand by here brooking

1058
00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:42,360
Speaker 6: Jeffrey in the morning. I mean, that call did not

1059
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:44,080
Speaker 6: go quite how we want to.

1060
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:47,200
Speaker 2: This is like the second time in a couple of

1061
00:49:47,239 --> 00:49:48,239
Speaker 2: weeks that I feel bad.

1062
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:50,840
Speaker 6: You feel bad about helping people.

1063
00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:52,920
Speaker 1: The other person.

1064
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:55,600
Speaker 2: I'm like, we had no idea what we're dealing there.

1065
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:58,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, I will say we did hold up our end

1066
00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:01,239
Speaker 5: of the agreement, though we didn't tell him the truth

1067
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:02,000
Speaker 5: of how they met.

1068
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:04,480
Speaker 6: She offered that up all by herself.

1069
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:07,440
Speaker 7: I know, I like, how rude him that I am committed.

1070
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:09,840
Speaker 2: I started with what if he knows? And she's like,

1071
00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:13,480
Speaker 2: there's no way he could ever find out? Yeah, okay,

1072
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:15,040
Speaker 2: terrible secret keeper.

1073
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:17,319
Speaker 5: I felt like another ten seconds, Jose would have been

1074
00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:19,920
Speaker 5: the one to let it slide, but nope, we stayed strong.

1075
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:23,000
Speaker 5: You did it and you can't end this on us.

1076
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:25,400
Speaker 5: And for that, I'm giving everybody in the room a

1077
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:26,160
Speaker 5: gold star.

1078
00:50:26,080 --> 00:50:28,600
Speaker 7: For the day and for the record. I said it

1079
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:29,919
Speaker 7: under my breath like a million times.

1080
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:35,279
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, But if you ever want to get a

1081
00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:37,279
Speaker 5: second day update, I promise you we can do a

1082
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:38,040
Speaker 5: better job than this.

1083
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:39,640
Speaker 2: I just want to go to that book club with

1084
00:50:39,719 --> 00:50:42,160
Speaker 2: the mom. Didn't hear all the ladies gossip about what

1085
00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:43,000
Speaker 2: just happened.

1086
00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:44,959
Speaker 6: You're already part of a book club.

1087
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:45,600
Speaker 16: I know.

1088
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:49,080
Speaker 6: Email the show if you ever need help though with

1089
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:49,719
Speaker 6: your dating life.

1090
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:51,600
Speaker 5: We'll call that person who's not calling you back and

1091
00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:53,719
Speaker 5: check out all of our second dates on our podcast

1092
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:55,560
Speaker 5: at Brooke and Jeffrey wherever you get.

1093
00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:57,720
Speaker 12: Yours freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1094
00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:02,160
Speaker 5: You know, there's only been two times in my whole

1095
00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:06,520
Speaker 5: life where I made my father cry oh wow?

1096
00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:08,640
Speaker 2: On purpose or was it a sweet moment?

1097
00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:10,280
Speaker 6: I was never on purpose?

1098
00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:12,799
Speaker 5: The first was when he caught me in my room

1099
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:16,840
Speaker 5: looking at a certain magazine. Oh well, it was actually

1100
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:19,120
Speaker 5: a map book and I was circling all the truck

1101
00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:20,000
Speaker 5: stops in a ten.

1102
00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:22,759
Speaker 6: Mile radius and he just could not take it.

1103
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:25,520
Speaker 12: Oh stops.

1104
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:27,880
Speaker 6: Something for that place.

1105
00:51:28,239 --> 00:51:31,000
Speaker 5: The other time, though, it happened when I was thirteen

1106
00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:32,319
Speaker 5: years old at my bar mitz.

1107
00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:34,960
Speaker 2: Oh, that's actually and this.

1108
00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:36,759
Speaker 5: Is true, when I got up in front of the

1109
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:40,920
Speaker 5: entire congregation and I sang that infamous song.

1110
00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:42,800
Speaker 6: Yeah, which was this guy.

1111
00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:45,319
Speaker 1: That one?

1112
00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:48,800
Speaker 5: And when I was singing, I looked out into the

1113
00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:51,279
Speaker 5: crowd and there was my dad in the front row

1114
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:53,680
Speaker 5: with tears just streaming down.

1115
00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:58,200
Speaker 2: His proud mother was taking notes on all the things.

1116
00:51:58,080 --> 00:51:58,480
Speaker 11: You were doing.

1117
00:51:59,719 --> 00:52:03,320
Speaker 5: And Jeffrey, I don't know if he was proud and

1118
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:05,600
Speaker 5: was like tears of joy or if he knew at

1119
00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:10,279
Speaker 5: that moment my life was doomed forever. Let's make my

1120
00:52:10,440 --> 00:52:14,320
Speaker 5: dad cry one more time when I go live in

1121
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:18,040
Speaker 5: front of a nationwide audience with my brand new song

1122
00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:18,520
Speaker 5: of the week.

1123
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:21,279
Speaker 6: It's coming up. It is time for my song of

1124
00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:21,680
Speaker 6: the week.

1125
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:25,960
Speaker 5: And when you think of springtime, what are the things

1126
00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:28,120
Speaker 5: that immediately jump into your mind?

1127
00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:37,440
Speaker 6: Flowers, blooming for sure, bees buzzing, swallows, swallowing. Almost picture

1128
00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:39,520
Speaker 6: it right now, I bet you are.

1129
00:52:41,239 --> 00:52:43,640
Speaker 5: But one of the biggest signs that spring is here,

1130
00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:48,440
Speaker 5: at least for me, is the official start of baseball season.

1131
00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:55,520
Speaker 5: It's back, baby, you got professional baseball and all the

1132
00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:59,920
Speaker 5: major leaguers making hundreds of millions of dollars adjusting their

1133
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:00,800
Speaker 5: sports cups.

1134
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:02,200
Speaker 7: And that's just the sign.

1135
00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:07,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's totally fun to watch, but really, the true

1136
00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:11,080
Speaker 5: passion of the sport starts in the little league.

1137
00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:15,000
Speaker 6: Oh yes, done, Brooks kids are doing it right now.

1138
00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:20,560
Speaker 1: I'm assistant coaching two teams third base coach right here.

1139
00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:21,080
Speaker 1: That's right.

1140
00:53:21,160 --> 00:53:23,239
Speaker 6: In fact, Brook's son doesn't even know the coach is

1141
00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:24,040
Speaker 6: his real father.

1142
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:29,920
Speaker 5: Yes, that's exactly the type of ways that baseball brings

1143
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:30,800
Speaker 5: us all together.

1144
00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:34,760
Speaker 2: Okay, that's gonna be awkward at next practice, Jeff.

1145
00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:37,160
Speaker 5: And well, I know it's really exciting for all the kids,

1146
00:53:37,520 --> 00:53:42,600
Speaker 5: for the parents moments somewhere, I mean, you have to

1147
00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:45,000
Speaker 5: look beyond the three crying kids on the bench and

1148
00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:47,320
Speaker 5: the little boy wildly swinging the bat around near the

1149
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:48,000
Speaker 5: coach's baby.

1150
00:53:48,239 --> 00:53:51,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, and the eighteen emails to help volunteer please volunteer.

1151
00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:53,200
Speaker 1: You need to be volunteering.

1152
00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:56,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a lot of stress around being a parent

1153
00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:58,719
Speaker 5: of a little leaguer, but it's a unique time and

1154
00:53:58,840 --> 00:53:59,959
Speaker 5: it needs to be selling.

1155
00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:00,880
Speaker 2: I love it.

1156
00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:04,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's why, in honor of the start of Little

1157
00:54:04,680 --> 00:54:08,440
Speaker 5: league baseball, instead of doing smash mouths, might as well

1158
00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:12,319
Speaker 5: be walking on the sun. It's young Jeffries should bench

1159
00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:14,399
Speaker 5: that kid, But he's the coach's son.

1160
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:19,920
Speaker 6: One so good already, you know it's true. All right,

1161
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:23,760
Speaker 6: I'm gonna point when i'm ready points good.

1162
00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:33,960
Speaker 22: Spring has a woe and now my nightmare span of

1163
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:38,360
Speaker 22: sign my kid up for the local little league. But

1164
00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:42,120
Speaker 22: half the kids out there just crying and to buy

1165
00:54:42,239 --> 00:54:44,560
Speaker 22: and watch them swing and miss ten times while them

1166
00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:46,280
Speaker 22: balls said on a tea.

1167
00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:49,719
Speaker 6: Their tiny things kirtz grass the wrong end of the fat.

1168
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:51,520
Speaker 6: How many runs's that?

1169
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:52,760
Speaker 7: No one knows?

1170
00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:54,000
Speaker 3: They don't keep tracking.

1171
00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:58,239
Speaker 20: It always happens parents, yeapping un conventional kids, eyes on

1172
00:54:58,400 --> 00:55:01,920
Speaker 20: the ball, be like Shakira, now and swing with your hips.

1173
00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:03,759
Speaker 6: At second base.

1174
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:07,040
Speaker 22: Bad both all hits the runner down south out in

1175
00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:07,760
Speaker 22: left field.

1176
00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:11,520
Speaker 20: There's price head turn chasing butterflies, just like our old

1177
00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:12,359
Speaker 20: college days.

1178
00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:14,319
Speaker 7: They're headed straight for third base.

1179
00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:17,600
Speaker 22: We never want should bench that kid bug, he's a

1180
00:55:17,719 --> 00:55:18,479
Speaker 22: coach's son.

1181
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:22,719
Speaker 6: No, jaydon run the other way.

1182
00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:27,479
Speaker 17: The other way you gotta know when all tells boo

1183
00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:31,919
Speaker 17: shout out to the dug out puffy chess in while suggesting.

1184
00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:35,440
Speaker 19: They know more than the coach in their full down chairs.

1185
00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:37,520
Speaker 7: Day wine, all down the foul line.

1186
00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:40,840
Speaker 19: More shrieking and clacking than a boo from a Laddin.

1187
00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:44,399
Speaker 17: Yeah, some kids as like Klaus little Jack just pulling

1188
00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:45,080
Speaker 17: his pants down.

1189
00:55:45,160 --> 00:55:48,319
Speaker 6: Keep from mine day one. Please don't eat dirt off

1190
00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:49,200
Speaker 6: of them, mound Bud.

1191
00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:52,919
Speaker 17: Each team is gonna get one all star kid does

1192
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:58,520
Speaker 17: more smashing and dashing than flashing hulkaverd sat to say

1193
00:55:58,840 --> 00:56:02,680
Speaker 17: somehow hard there's not a loud big Stanley come by

1194
00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:05,320
Speaker 17: by side, let's say it and filled with sprite.

1195
00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:07,920
Speaker 6: And if they parent it's hard bread. They'll do the

1196
00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:11,879
Speaker 6: world's saddest way by standing up looks like go water

1197
00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:12,960
Speaker 6: rippled in a.

1198
00:56:13,080 --> 00:56:18,040
Speaker 3: Come oh, come on now, Paris.

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00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:20,000
Speaker 7: The seven of us can do better than that.

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00:56:20,719 --> 00:56:22,640
Speaker 12: Ready one, two.

1201
00:56:23,040 --> 00:56:31,680
Speaker 19: Three, Marbles will smolder at the young hot assistant coach,

1202
00:56:31,920 --> 00:56:33,719
Speaker 19: the catcher's mom dropping him.

1203
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:37,799
Speaker 6: She's down to Mota. I heard a cheer look over

1204
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,640
Speaker 6: some kids. Just Scorida Homer, now the team.

1205
00:56:40,719 --> 00:56:44,240
Speaker 20: Mom's all jacked up on her fourteen diet soda. Every

1206
00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:48,120
Speaker 20: ass fat chief clasps louder than an imax brought. The

1207
00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:51,480
Speaker 20: mama brought the stacks of a rice Chrispy snack. So

1208
00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:55,120
Speaker 20: grab your packs and just relax, because even last place

1209
00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:57,440
Speaker 20: still gets trophies and free pizza.

1210
00:56:57,600 --> 00:56:58,799
Speaker 3: Che Tu party.

1211
00:56:58,560 --> 00:57:03,480
Speaker 17: Something so talty that by shout, those bath pangs all

1212
00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:04,000
Speaker 17: come out.

1213
00:57:04,280 --> 00:57:06,120
Speaker 6: I love tear me up right, God.

1214
00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:07,799
Speaker 7: Who made all baseball pants fly?

1215
00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:10,759
Speaker 20: And while my kids had to play, I got one

1216
00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:15,120
Speaker 20: eye on his face, the other one streaming MLB on

1217
00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:15,960
Speaker 20: MS one.

1218
00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:22,360
Speaker 5: The little Leager season has been gone, where every hits

1219
00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:23,800
Speaker 5: an in videos.

1220
00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:27,760
Speaker 6: Home ride just sad on that old bleachers in the sun,

1221
00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:31,800
Speaker 6: that snacks shot corn dot g even beat the Russ.

1222
00:57:33,080 --> 00:57:43,080
Speaker 4: Oh God, baseball, let's go dude.

1223
00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:45,600
Speaker 1: My dad coached me growing up and we weren't allowed

1224
00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:46,960
Speaker 1: to get ice cream unless we won.

1225
00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:50,440
Speaker 2: Oh my husband said that was messed up.

1226
00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:50,920
Speaker 3: I don't know.

1227
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:52,040
Speaker 2: I think we should go back to it.

1228
00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:53,800
Speaker 6: And you walk him after the game too.

1229
00:57:54,040 --> 00:57:54,440
Speaker 12: And I'm not.

1230
00:57:54,520 --> 00:57:56,000
Speaker 2: Overly competitive or anything.

1231
00:57:56,160 --> 00:57:59,200
Speaker 7: No healthy, I want to tell everyone go to a

1232
00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:01,240
Speaker 7: literly game. But then I'm like, I don't think you.

1233
00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:03,560
Speaker 2: Could just randomly go to other Sure, sure you can.

1234
00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:05,000
Speaker 7: I don't think I could.

1235
00:58:05,120 --> 00:58:07,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, don't be the grown man who's just wandering around the.

1236
00:58:07,640 --> 00:58:12,360
Speaker 2: Leap You're okay to go to they're looking for volunteers

1237
00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:12,720
Speaker 2: of all.

1238
00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:17,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, text in seventy eight five, tell us what you

1239
00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:19,280
Speaker 5: thought about the song of the week. We'll post this

1240
00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:21,320
Speaker 5: video up on all of our socials at Brooke and

1241
00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:23,880
Speaker 5: Jeffrey on our TikTok, on our YouTube and Instagram everywhere

1242
00:58:23,920 --> 00:58:26,760
Speaker 5: with all the lyrics and happy baseball and out there.

1243
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:29,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's your.

1244
00:58:29,360 --> 00:58:29,960
Speaker 6: Song of the week.

1245
00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:32,240
Speaker 12: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1246
00:58:33,720 --> 00:58:35,440
Speaker 5: We got a text to seventy five nine two that

1247
00:58:35,520 --> 00:58:38,240
Speaker 5: says I loved playing Little League baseball when I was

1248
00:58:38,320 --> 00:58:41,320
Speaker 5: a kid. Yeah, I mean hated the sport, but the

1249
00:58:41,440 --> 00:58:46,320
Speaker 5: post game nachos and slushy from the snack hut where everything.

1250
00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:50,560
Speaker 7: All we had was what tell the Brook orange slices.

1251
00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:54,240
Speaker 7: That's all I as an adult, and that's.

1252
00:58:54,160 --> 00:58:55,440
Speaker 3: Not what everyone likes.

1253
00:58:55,440 --> 00:58:59,080
Speaker 1: The chips of the fig tees and oranges. We had

1254
00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:01,880
Speaker 1: pepper belly with freedom chips and you put chili over

1255
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:02,280
Speaker 1: the top.

1256
00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:08,720
Speaker 5: So good we I'm so cavvy are Bagelsay?

1257
00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:08,960
Speaker 15: Yeah?

1258
00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:11,439
Speaker 5: But if you missed it, instead of singing the old

1259
00:59:11,520 --> 00:59:13,960
Speaker 5: hit song by smash Mouth, might as well be walking

1260
00:59:14,040 --> 00:59:16,760
Speaker 5: on the sun saying my own version called should bench

1261
00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:19,800
Speaker 5: that kid, but he's the coach's son. Great to celebrate

1262
00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:22,000
Speaker 5: the start of little league baseball and all the parents

1263
00:59:22,040 --> 00:59:25,680
Speaker 5: who get to witness the sheer chaos that unfolds.

1264
00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:27,280
Speaker 6: On the diamond in front of them, and so more

1265
00:59:27,360 --> 00:59:29,120
Speaker 6: texts coming in on the text board. Ye, Brook, what

1266
00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:29,480
Speaker 6: do you got?

1267
00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:29,920
Speaker 12: I love it?

1268
00:59:30,040 --> 00:59:32,800
Speaker 1: This one says, OMG, I'm crushing on my son's little

1269
00:59:32,840 --> 00:59:34,520
Speaker 1: league coach so hard this year.

1270
00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:37,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think he might be married.

1271
00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:41,200
Speaker 1: But okay, but they say there's no crid in baseball

1272
00:59:41,360 --> 00:59:42,840
Speaker 1: and no wonder where either.

1273
00:59:43,760 --> 00:59:45,240
Speaker 6: Oh is that the rule?

1274
00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:47,200
Speaker 7: Extra underweard?

1275
00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:49,000
Speaker 12: No?

1276
00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:50,400
Speaker 2: Maybe not for the parents.

1277
00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:52,800
Speaker 6: I had mine during the song. Maybe I shouldake them

1278
00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:53,360
Speaker 6: off and do it again.

1279
00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:56,400
Speaker 5: But if you missed it, if you want to hear

1280
00:59:56,480 --> 00:59:58,040
Speaker 5: it one more time, it's going to be up at

1281
00:59:58,080 --> 01:00:00,600
Speaker 5: the Brook and Jeffery YouTube on our Facebook, Instagram, and

1282
01:00:00,720 --> 01:00:02,480
Speaker 5: our TikTok all of it at Broke and Jeffrey.

1283
01:00:02,560 --> 01:00:03,800
Speaker 1: Is that your favorite little leaguer?

1284
01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:06,240
Speaker 12: Brook and Jeffrey In the morning.

1285
01:00:13,520 --> 01:00:17,760
Speaker 5: We got some fresh meat on the phone player Derek,

1286
01:00:18,080 --> 01:00:23,240
Speaker 5: who is coaching his three daughters in basketball, ages fourteen, twelve.

1287
01:00:23,080 --> 01:00:25,320
Speaker 6: And nine. Oh, Derek, you know, if you have a

1288
01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:27,120
Speaker 6: couple more babies, you could feel the whole team.

1289
01:00:28,040 --> 01:00:30,840
Speaker 15: What do you think I would have loved that, but

1290
01:00:31,280 --> 01:00:32,520
Speaker 15: a little too much for my wife.

1291
01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:32,880
Speaker 11: I think.

1292
01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:38,240
Speaker 9: Are they just basketballs constantly bouncing around your house?

1293
01:00:38,320 --> 01:00:39,320
Speaker 7: Inside? Outside?

1294
01:00:39,720 --> 01:00:40,280
Speaker 11: Yep, yep?

1295
01:00:40,440 --> 01:00:40,920
Speaker 15: Every night.

1296
01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:44,360
Speaker 7: I used to annoy my mom my. Dad gave us

1297
01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:47,080
Speaker 7: a basketball hoop one summer and I annoyed the crap.

1298
01:00:46,880 --> 01:00:47,400
Speaker 3: Out of my mom.

1299
01:00:47,520 --> 01:00:49,000
Speaker 7: I was like, Oh, I'll just go outside and do

1300
01:00:49,080 --> 01:00:51,360
Speaker 7: it and she can still hear it on the baby outside.

1301
01:00:51,480 --> 01:00:51,680
Speaker 16: Yeah.

1302
01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:52,640
Speaker 2: Fuck.

1303
01:00:52,840 --> 01:00:55,080
Speaker 5: What's the number one lesson that you want your daughters

1304
01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:56,120
Speaker 5: to learn from basketball?

1305
01:00:57,520 --> 01:00:58,720
Speaker 15: Just to enjoy it and have fun?

1306
01:00:58,840 --> 01:00:58,960
Speaker 12: Oh?

1307
01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:01,320
Speaker 2: I heard you say? Is everything?

1308
01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:05,560
Speaker 7: She's just like Draymond Green, throw rights and left hulks.

1309
01:01:06,600 --> 01:01:07,760
Speaker 7: That's how you play basketball.

1310
01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:08,480
Speaker 6: It's worked for him.

1311
01:01:08,960 --> 01:01:10,840
Speaker 2: Don't get ejected. Are you even playing?

1312
01:01:11,680 --> 01:01:12,840
Speaker 3: Are you driving? Hair?

1313
01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:16,160
Speaker 6: All right? We got the competitive energy going in the studio.

1314
01:01:16,880 --> 01:01:19,080
Speaker 5: We'll see how Derek does. We're sending him brook out

1315
01:01:19,280 --> 01:01:20,920
Speaker 5: and while she leaves let's go over the rules. He

1316
01:01:20,960 --> 01:01:23,160
Speaker 5: got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

1317
01:01:23,320 --> 01:01:24,560
Speaker 5: If you don't know when, you can say past. But

1318
01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:26,280
Speaker 5: you have to beat brook outright if you want to win.

1319
01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:27,280
Speaker 5: Are you ready, Derek?

1320
01:01:27,840 --> 01:01:28,720
Speaker 11: Yeah, good luck.

1321
01:01:28,800 --> 01:01:32,640
Speaker 5: Your time starts now. Reese Witherspoon celebrates a birthday today.

1322
01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:35,760
Speaker 5: Was she born in Alabama? Mississippi or Louisiana?

1323
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:37,480
Speaker 15: Alabama?

1324
01:01:37,640 --> 01:01:41,480
Speaker 5: What kind of juice is used in a bloody Mary tomato?

1325
01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:43,120
Speaker 5: With thirteen thousand spaces?

1326
01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:43,240
Speaker 12: What?

1327
01:01:43,360 --> 01:01:46,360
Speaker 5: West Coast Airport Parking Garage is the second largest parking

1328
01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:47,240
Speaker 5: lot in the world.

1329
01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:48,720
Speaker 11: Oh yeah?

1330
01:01:49,120 --> 01:01:51,240
Speaker 5: What video game company is a ten percent owner of

1331
01:01:51,280 --> 01:01:57,520
Speaker 5: the Seattle Mariners. Chum Lee is a reality TV star

1332
01:01:57,640 --> 01:02:01,400
Speaker 5: on What Show? In the board game Battleship? How many

1333
01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:03,840
Speaker 5: hits does it take to sink the biggest ship? An

1334
01:02:03,880 --> 01:02:04,720
Speaker 5: aircraft carrier?

1335
01:02:05,160 --> 01:02:05,400
Speaker 11: Five?

1336
01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:06,360
Speaker 7: Right?

1337
01:02:07,080 --> 01:02:08,520
Speaker 11: Work there, Derek.

1338
01:02:08,440 --> 01:02:10,800
Speaker 5: Brooks are gonna come back into the studio. And I

1339
01:02:10,880 --> 01:02:14,560
Speaker 5: see here that Derek is also the CEO of a

1340
01:02:14,680 --> 01:02:18,720
Speaker 5: tech startup company that makes smart light switches. How's that going, Derek?

1341
01:02:18,880 --> 01:02:19,320
Speaker 11: Pretty good?

1342
01:02:19,360 --> 01:02:22,040
Speaker 15: Pretty good? We're about nine years in and doing well.

1343
01:02:22,280 --> 01:02:23,640
Speaker 7: We're so smart about him.

1344
01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:26,680
Speaker 15: So with smart light bulbs, you've got to keep the

1345
01:02:26,760 --> 01:02:29,360
Speaker 15: light switch on all the time from work with Alex

1346
01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:31,520
Speaker 15: and these other things. So ours are just the switches

1347
01:02:31,560 --> 01:02:33,680
Speaker 15: that you can turn on and off. But the key

1348
01:02:33,720 --> 01:02:36,160
Speaker 15: invention is that anybody can insult in a few seconds

1349
01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:37,200
Speaker 15: without turning off the power.

1350
01:02:37,360 --> 01:02:39,440
Speaker 2: Didn't we already have switches you can turn.

1351
01:02:39,400 --> 01:02:39,840
Speaker 12: On and off.

1352
01:02:40,280 --> 01:02:42,560
Speaker 6: Derek invented that. Okay, that was his idea.

1353
01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:44,960
Speaker 9: He means, you can turn the light off, but it'll

1354
01:02:44,960 --> 01:02:47,560
Speaker 9: stay connected to your echo and everything correct.

1355
01:02:47,720 --> 01:02:47,919
Speaker 13: Yeah.

1356
01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:50,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, Well, if the lights are that smart, maybe they

1357
01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:52,120
Speaker 5: can call in and play win Brooks Bucks one day too.

1358
01:02:52,240 --> 01:02:53,960
Speaker 7: My gosh, what is one of the lights?

1359
01:02:54,160 --> 01:02:55,479
Speaker 2: What did the lights make me feel?

1360
01:02:55,560 --> 01:02:55,800
Speaker 12: Dumb?

1361
01:02:57,160 --> 01:02:57,400
Speaker 15: Yeah?

1362
01:02:57,720 --> 01:03:00,680
Speaker 6: We're gonna feel dumb here in the second. You gotta

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Speaker 6: answer your questions. Are you ready?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 12: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: This hope a light bob goes off.

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Speaker 11: For your band.

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Speaker 5: Your time starts now. Reese Witherspoon celebrates a birthday today.

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Speaker 5: Was she born in Alabama, Mississippi or Louisiana?

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Speaker 2: Louisiana?

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Speaker 5: What kind of juice is used in a bloody Mary tomato?

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Speaker 5: With thirteen thousand spaces?

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Speaker 6: What?

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Speaker 5: West Coast Airport Parking Garage is the second largest parking

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Speaker 5: lot in.

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Speaker 2: The world Seattle Tacoma Airport.

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Speaker 5: What Video Game Company is a ten percent owner of

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Speaker 5: the Seattle Mariners Nintendo.

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Speaker 6: Chum Lee is a reality TV star on What show.

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Speaker 2: Love is Blind?

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Speaker 5: In the board game Battleship, how many hits does it

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Speaker 5: take to sink the biggest ship an aircraft carrier?

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Speaker 4: Five?

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Speaker 6: Oh boy, this was an interesting one.

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Speaker 15: I think I don't know.

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Speaker 6: We're gonna go over the scoreboard to find out. Let's

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Speaker 6: go to Jose.

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Speaker 3: Patrol Man.

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Speaker 7: I love the Simpsons.

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Speaker 3: Derek, you got to correct today?

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Speaker 4: Ooh nozo?

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Speaker 1: Okay, well, you got the same amount of questions in

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Speaker 1: is my smart light switch on? Her off?

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Speaker 7: You are smarter than a smart switch. You got five?

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Speaker 19: Oh?

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Speaker 7: My good game.

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Speaker 5: Tough go on your first try there, Derek. Let's go

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Speaker 5: over the answers for everybody. Reese Witherspoon has a birthday today.

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Speaker 5: She was born in Louisiana. She turns forty eight today.

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Speaker 5: Happy birthday. It's great, bloody Mary uses tomato juice in it.

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Speaker 5: There's thirteen thousand spaces in the second largest parking lot

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Speaker 5: in the world.

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Speaker 6: That's at SeaTac Airport.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 1: The only reason I know that is because it's like

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Speaker 1: a fun fact. My husband loves to talk about it.

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Speaker 1: It is a bit because at one point I think

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Speaker 1: it was the biggest when it was, and he, for

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Speaker 1: some reason, has a lot of passion behind that fun fact.

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Speaker 6: Just like brings it up at wedding, birthday party, comes.

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Speaker 2: Up more than it should.

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Speaker 5: The video game company that's ten percent owner of the

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Speaker 5: Seattle Mariners is Nintendo. Chum Lee is a reality TV

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Speaker 5: star on Pond Stars.

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Speaker 15: Sorry.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, when the side characters in the board game Battleship

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Speaker 5: an aircraft carrier is sunk after five hits.

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Speaker 2: Both got because I love to take my kids down.

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Speaker 15: A regular played game.

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Speaker 6: Yeah nice, It wasn't enough to beat Brooke today.

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Speaker 5: But just for playing you do win two tickets to

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Speaker 5: see Lil Wayne perform at the Tacomadome May seventeenth. Don't

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Speaker 5: miss Low Wayne when he comes to town this spring.

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Speaker 5: Gets your tickets now at ticketmaster dot com.

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Speaker 15: Awesome, thank you, Yeah, there you go.

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Speaker 2: How was the first time? How would you rate your

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Speaker 2: just experience overall being on the show with us?

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Speaker 15: A little bit nervous, but I'll get you next time.

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Speaker 7: Okay, just like a basketball game, we were a little

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Speaker 7: bit nervous. Daughters, but we'll get them next time.

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Speaker 6: Thanks for playing man. Come back anytime. We'll be back

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Speaker 6: to do Windbrooks Bucks the same time on Monday

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Speaker 12: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning,