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Speaker 1: Today we are joined by the one and only Sheryl Underwood.

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Speaker 1: Shell is out here to cover trending topics, and we

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Speaker 1: got a big show coming up in New Jersey that

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Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about. Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together.

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Speaker 1: Our family member, a member of Zeta five Beta. Not

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Speaker 1: only that, the girl got a Daytime Emmy Award, Lord

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Speaker 1: Hamn Mercy, please welcome talk show host, stand up comedian.

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Speaker 2: The one and only Cheryl Underwood. Hey, hey, hey, she

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Speaker 2: Shirley girl my Chicago. SI. You know you know it.

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Speaker 3: I might have to go back there and sling these

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Speaker 3: jokes going to New Jersey because you know the talk

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Speaker 3: is coming to an end, right, y'all know that, right?

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Speaker 2: I knew it was coming. I didn't know. I didn't know.

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Speaker 2: I don't know when it is. When is it? December

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Speaker 2: twentieth is the last day.

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Speaker 3: So you know I'm over there, Junior, getting everything I can,

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Speaker 3: yellow pads.

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Speaker 2: Black boy everything on the way out.

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Speaker 3: You better know, Twizzlers, I'm over at craft Service making

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Speaker 3: it happen.

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Speaker 2: Like I will never eat again.

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Speaker 3: Shirley Strawberry, you said you'll do how many years?

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Speaker 2: Well, this is our fifteenth season. This is our season.

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Speaker 3: But you know, I'm functioning like when me and Shirley

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Speaker 3: used to work over at Carson Perry Scott. You know,

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Speaker 3: I gotta clean them out, gotta gotta clean them out.

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Speaker 3: But I thank God for the blessing, and I love

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Speaker 3: the fact that my fans are coming to see me

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Speaker 3: do live comedy. So Tommy, you know, I want to

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Speaker 3: thank you because you know, like any other American, when

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Speaker 3: the job go down, you got to figure out what

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Speaker 3: your next move is. And stand up comedy it's always

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Speaker 3: the next move. So I gotta thank you for putting

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Speaker 3: me on the New Jersey Show. Where we're gonna be,

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Speaker 3: where we're gonna be.

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Speaker 1: We are at the NJ Pack Baby Saturday night, November thirtieth,

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Speaker 1: that Saturday, right after right after Thanksgiving, right after Black Friday.

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Speaker 1: And it's myself, it's it's Hug Sheail Underwood, is Dominique

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Speaker 1: and Finess Mitchell, and we're gonna be in the bill.

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Speaker 1: And this is Thanksgiving, this is Thanksgiving comedy show. You

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Speaker 1: don't want to miss this.

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Speaker 3: So since my talk job is going down, since my

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Speaker 3: top job is going down, can somebody at least bring

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Speaker 3: me three plates? Three plates? Put it in a container

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Speaker 3: where I can put it in the freezer because I

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Speaker 3: need to save them all the way to Christmas, because

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Speaker 3: you never know. When you don't laugh at me, you

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Speaker 3: have not because you ask not. See, I need plates

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Speaker 3: some food. See y'all play too much. This economy is

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Speaker 3: not for suckers. Right now, we gotta make it. I

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Speaker 3: gotta eat, so I'll be putting that plate of food

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Speaker 3: in between two grill pieces of bread with some cheese

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Speaker 3: on it. What's that sandwich where you put all the

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Speaker 3: Thanksgiving food together? And if you are a single man,

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Speaker 3: what a job I'm in. I'm ready, junior.

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Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. You know it didn't work out.

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Speaker 2: Tobby didn't work out.

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Speaker 3: But now that I don't have no job, I need

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Speaker 3: to get with somebody to help pay these bills over here.

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Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. So you fall it.

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Speaker 1: Come on, now, you're coming back to your original craft

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Speaker 1: and you always had it. You never let it go.

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Speaker 1: You're still gun. Come on, You're just coming back to

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Speaker 1: a different platform where you where you started your roots.

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Speaker 2: Oh absolutely, you know.

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Speaker 3: Speaking of roots, I do need somebody to help me

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Speaker 3: chip in and dye his hair because it's growing and

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Speaker 3: faster than I thought. I'm on this biatead right now,

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Speaker 3: and it's coming in faster than I thought. It's still thin,

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Speaker 3: it's just growing longer, and so nasking, Oh, we are

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Speaker 3: you talking about those roots.

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Speaker 2: This way? I knew it shurely.

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Speaker 3: I knew I was getting ready to not have money

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Speaker 3: when I start buying Amazon synthetic wigs so I don't

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Speaker 3: mess up all this good show hair I got because

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to get back on TV show Describerries. But

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Speaker 3: you know, when I'm out doing these road gigs, you

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Speaker 3: know I can't be curling. Then McDonald got three Daytime

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Speaker 3: Emmys as glam to my one, and he's the best

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Speaker 3: glam man. But I'm learning how to do my own glad.

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Speaker 3: That's why you can't record me on the road. It's

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Speaker 3: not that I don't want these jokes recorded, which I don't.

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Speaker 3: It's the fact I'll be looking pretty together sort of

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Speaker 3: because I'm doing it myself.

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Speaker 2: But what was we talking about?

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Speaker 3: Oh, comedy routs. Okay, I'm in all comedy clubs. I'm

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Speaker 3: doing every comedy club I can, and I love the

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Speaker 3: fact that meet Tommy.

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Speaker 2: Listen, they better get there early because we.

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Speaker 3: Going in and out of everybody, and I'm still cussing.

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Speaker 3: Saints start praying right now. This is a cavalcade of cussing.

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Speaker 3: I'm not a cavalcade cavalcades.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, you look good. I have to say that.

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Speaker 4: I have to say that you look good, you look healthy,

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Speaker 4: you look happy. I'm so glad to see you, know you. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: you really really do. And I want to congratulate you

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Speaker 4: on that. And you know, and I like your attitude

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Speaker 4: about you know, your show coming to an end.

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Speaker 2: All of that. You look great. Something else fum me describer, Absolutely, yes,

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Speaker 2: something else? Fummy. He gave it to me seasons fifteen seasons.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, a CBS for me to be on CBS for

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Speaker 3: the jokes you're about to hear at the NJ. Pat

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Speaker 3: you'd be like she on daytime TV every day with

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Speaker 3: that mouth. Yes, I just knew and control.

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Speaker 2: But here's the other thing too.

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Speaker 3: I want to thank everybody and thank you Shirley for

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Speaker 3: seeing that I am healthy. I'm very happy. You know,

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Speaker 3: my body's doing good, Praise God. My family's doing well.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 3: I get to see everybody, Yes, I get to see

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Speaker 3: everybody out on the road. But here's the catch of

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Speaker 3: this and looking good the role. When you get older,

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Speaker 3: you gotta be in shape. So I'm on my little

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Speaker 3: exercise bike, you know, and trying to get yourself together

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Speaker 3: and drink water.

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Speaker 2: Now I'm still drinking.

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Speaker 3: So when you come up to now, my skin't gonna

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Speaker 3: be dry, Julie, my lip's gonna be just a little

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Speaker 3: bit chat because I'm.

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Speaker 2: Because I'm still drinking.

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Speaker 3: But I'm doing every comedy club in the nation. I'm

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Speaker 3: doing every road gig because I got a stock up

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Speaker 3: for retirement and especially for women. Now, that's one thing

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Speaker 3: I think we need to talk about healthcare, retirement. And

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Speaker 3: I will be talking about this election and what I

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Speaker 3: feel is happening out out here in the country. And

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Speaker 3: I think a lot of us didn't do what we

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Speaker 3: were supposed to do because we think we're gonna get

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Speaker 3: a better deal from a captain, combover commander in Cheetah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Do y'all want to talk about that? Y'all want?

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Speaker 2: Can I stay and we talk a little when we

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Speaker 2: come back.

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Speaker 1: Let's talk about that. We talked about anything you want

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Speaker 1: We are back and our special guests are still here,

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Speaker 1: the one and only Cheryl Underwood.

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Speaker 2: Shall you still good? Yes?

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Speaker 3: I am very very happy, but I'm very unhappy about

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Speaker 3: what happened in this election. I'm glad y'all let me

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Speaker 3: say talk about this. What do y'all think happen? What

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Speaker 3: did y'all think happen?

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Speaker 2: I don't think everybody got out of the voted, Cheryl.

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Speaker 2: I don't, I really don't. I don't. Right, we did.

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Speaker 1: We pushed it, We pushed it and pushed it every

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Speaker 1: single day, but I just don't.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: You thought I hear about men, black men not wanting

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Speaker 2: I heard that. I don't know how true that is.

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Speaker 1: White women voted for Trump, you know, I mean the

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Speaker 1: list goes on and on.

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Speaker 2: Hispanics. Poor Cheryl is well.

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Speaker 3: First, I think we found out the importance of black media,

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Speaker 3: black radio, black newspapers, even black social media. You know,

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Speaker 3: black people do not believe that Jesus is coming back

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Speaker 3: until we hear it on the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 3: You know what I'm so, you've got to put those

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Speaker 3: resources into black media and strengthen that and black Greek

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Speaker 3: letter organizations, black churches, and black civil rights organizations.

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Speaker 2: We did what we needed to do.

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Speaker 3: She got a larger percentage of the black male vote.

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Speaker 3: I think all of this was propaganda to say, oh,

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Speaker 3: the black men are not voting for her.

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Speaker 2: No brothers voted in solidarity.

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Speaker 3: It was just not enough of us in the turnout,

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Speaker 3: especially in the battleground states, you know, because these margins

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Speaker 3: were really small, and if you notice Democrats were voted

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Speaker 3: in in places where she was the campaign. Let me

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Speaker 3: not say she because she did a phenomenal job in

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Speaker 3: these realized he been running for eight years. She was

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Speaker 3: running for three months, and people have stepped aside. That's right.

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Speaker 3: If people have stepped aside. But surely let me just

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Speaker 3: say what I feel now again. I think that, just

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Speaker 3: like with Hillary, is they did not come together, and

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Speaker 3: we're gonna say they because we know what percentage did

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Speaker 3: not join us in the vote. And I mean we

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Speaker 3: could talk about things that should have would have cut up.

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Speaker 3: But a lot of people about to and find out.

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Speaker 3: They're about to blank and find out because he's got

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Speaker 3: the House, he's got the Senate, he's got every branch

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Speaker 3: of government.

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Speaker 2: He's got everything, he's got unchecked out. Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: Matter of fact, Puffy in jail going how to hell?

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Speaker 2: I get this.

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Speaker 3: I think Puffy gonna get out of hell because Trump

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Speaker 3: is on them tapes. That's what I say. I think

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Speaker 3: Trump is right up in there. He's gonna say.

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Speaker 2: Before we go, did you see the fight?

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Speaker 3: Did you see the First of all, I need Mike

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Speaker 3: Tyson to call me because when he turned around and

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Speaker 3: all that old school Mike Tyson see, I thought he's

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Speaker 3: gonna walk out with his crew and do Redman time

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Speaker 3: for some action. When he walked that bicep, I said, oh,

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Speaker 3: this ain't looking good. This ain't this ain't looking good.

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Speaker 3: But then in a free fight where he turned around

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Speaker 3: and show that Mike Tyson boy, let me.

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Speaker 2: I let you sing. Come on, and I ain't scared

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Speaker 2: of you. Mike Tyson. Listen to me.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna have you up there making pancakes with love

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Speaker 3: apriln He's gonna be cooking buck nigger like bing range on,

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Speaker 3: baby boy, Come on, Mike Tyson.

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Speaker 1: We lovel Underwood for that's Minchell Dominique will be in

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Speaker 1: the building November thirty, Saturday Night, New Jersey. Pack everybody

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Speaker 1: in the Tri State. Tickets on sale right now.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Cheryl Bank y'all. We love you, Cheryl. Love

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Speaker 2: You're back, Love you back. You're listening. Steve Bardy Morning

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