1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:11,920 Speaker 1: The Nicky Greaser Podcast. Nick here's Nikki. Hello Here, I 2 00:00:11,960 --> 00:00:18,079 Speaker 1: am Billy is a sex slave. Yeah, she's still sex 3 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:21,520 Speaker 1: sarahle his dog, Billy is still a sex slave. Sorry 4 00:00:21,560 --> 00:00:23,520 Speaker 1: to everyone who doesn't know what the funk I'm talking about. 5 00:00:23,520 --> 00:00:24,959 Speaker 1: I don't even know what the farm I'm talking about. 6 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:28,000 Speaker 1: Welcome to the show. It's Nicki Blayser podcast. Here with 7 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:32,879 Speaker 1: us today is Anya and Noah joining from remotely, and 8 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:38,599 Speaker 1: then in studio special guest comeback Star. You'll you love her. 9 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:44,080 Speaker 1: She's happen trained, she's stealing things, she's um, she speaks Russian, 10 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:48,600 Speaker 1: she is writing on her pants. She um doesn't like 11 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:53,760 Speaker 1: I stuff. Do you have um? Yeah, she doesn't like 12 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:57,000 Speaker 1: I stuff. That's one of her phobes. It's Taylor for everyone. 13 00:00:57,080 --> 00:01:01,240 Speaker 1: She's back, better than best friend from Where did when 14 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:06,240 Speaker 1: do we meet tree Court? In middle school? Eighth grade? Yeah? 15 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:10,520 Speaker 1: Become bloods great question. You just hit it a swim 16 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:12,640 Speaker 1: club called Tree Court. Yeah, I don't know. We were 17 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:14,880 Speaker 1: on the same swim team in the summertime, and I 18 00:01:14,920 --> 00:01:19,080 Speaker 1: remember you had really cool like bell Bottom. Really they were, 19 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:23,399 Speaker 1: but oh my god, they were pretty big. Oh my god, 20 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:26,040 Speaker 1: they were so cool. They still intimidate me when I 21 00:01:26,080 --> 00:01:30,240 Speaker 1: see a girl with a perfectly coughed like the bell 22 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:32,160 Speaker 1: bottom has to. Like right now, I'm wearing bells and 23 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:35,240 Speaker 1: they're like flooding and it makes me want to hurl 24 00:01:35,319 --> 00:01:37,600 Speaker 1: myself in front of a train that Taylor is sleeping on. 25 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:42,000 Speaker 1: I hate when bells are like slightly like like I 26 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:44,720 Speaker 1: mean a quarter, I mean an eighth of an inch 27 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:48,440 Speaker 1: too high, and it's disgusting. But if you get it's 28 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:51,320 Speaker 1: yippie kippie, skippy skippy. We don't know why we called 29 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:53,520 Speaker 1: it that, but back in the day we used to 30 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:57,080 Speaker 1: call it yep, yep kip kip, yippie kippie. If like 31 00:01:57,160 --> 00:02:00,280 Speaker 1: someone's pants were flooded or skeet, we called it ski 32 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:04,600 Speaker 1: really like a knife or a thing like I don't 33 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:06,559 Speaker 1: know what. Yeah, you went to Nie for middle school. 34 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:10,400 Speaker 1: I went to North But anyway, um flare jeens, do 35 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:12,480 Speaker 1: you know I'm talking about? You've got no one on you. 36 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:15,079 Speaker 1: You definitely live through this time of like there has to. 37 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:19,280 Speaker 1: Noah has perfectly flair jeans too, Like because Noah's legs 38 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:23,600 Speaker 1: are on the shorter side, I'm guessing for pants, so 39 00:02:23,639 --> 00:02:26,480 Speaker 1: you're always gonna have your they're never gonna be hippie 40 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:29,120 Speaker 1: kippie on you, and I'm always I'm so jealous of that. 41 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:31,480 Speaker 1: And I know that long legs are you're probably jealous 42 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:34,000 Speaker 1: of long legs. But there's something about the flare of 43 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:37,200 Speaker 1: what it perfectly cuffs over the shoe and it doesn't 44 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:39,600 Speaker 1: hit the floor, but if it does, it's kind of 45 00:02:39,639 --> 00:02:41,480 Speaker 1: cool because there's like a little bit of a fray 46 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:45,600 Speaker 1: on it that but you can't be stepping on the 47 00:02:45,639 --> 00:02:48,440 Speaker 1: fray and it can't be like peeling off, but it 48 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:52,200 Speaker 1: can be a little bit dusted. Like you know, I 49 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:56,200 Speaker 1: have stylists and there's such exact rules for like everything, 50 00:02:56,919 --> 00:02:59,200 Speaker 1: like why those I'm always like, why don't these shoes 51 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:01,960 Speaker 1: work with this off? Like I don't get why is 52 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,120 Speaker 1: this length of skirt not good with this? I don't 53 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:07,239 Speaker 1: understand the rules and it bothers me that there's things, 54 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:10,040 Speaker 1: but there's with flares. Do you guys agree that flares 55 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:12,880 Speaker 1: are just when we switch over to skinny jeans. They 56 00:03:12,919 --> 00:03:15,200 Speaker 1: can be ankle, they can be up to your fucking 57 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:17,919 Speaker 1: they can be cool. Lots skinny jeans, you can mess 58 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:21,160 Speaker 1: with the length a little bit more, but with flares, 59 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:24,120 Speaker 1: it has to be perfect. I just wouldn't wear flares 60 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:26,560 Speaker 1: at all. Why I don't think. I don't think they 61 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:31,040 Speaker 1: would work. I don't think I avoid Wait, no, flares 62 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:33,760 Speaker 1: are the most flattering genes there were. You never wore 63 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:38,120 Speaker 1: flares in high school? Of course you did, Yeah, but 64 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:41,600 Speaker 1: now you would they were like would be flattering? Yes, 65 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:44,080 Speaker 1: low rise? Yeah, and no, you also have a good 66 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:47,160 Speaker 1: low rise body because you have a good Sorry I'm 67 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:50,200 Speaker 1: like objectifying, I have a good high rise body. It's 68 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:53,560 Speaker 1: not good, frise, No, you do have a good low 69 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:58,000 Speaker 1: rise body. Still, some people have good Um. I used 70 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:01,920 Speaker 1: to have a good low rise body, but you have um. 71 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:05,560 Speaker 1: You need to have big hips for a lower a 72 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:07,600 Speaker 1: good low rise body, and you have to have like 73 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:10,280 Speaker 1: a flat stump, like a stomach like I used to have. 74 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:14,800 Speaker 1: No love handles when those show up? Sorry, low rise, 75 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:18,600 Speaker 1: what you do? You're gonna get a ticket? Yeah, you 76 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:21,599 Speaker 1: have to have this, Brittney Spears, I'm a slave for you, 77 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:26,159 Speaker 1: fucking Torso. That is only achievable when you before you 78 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:29,280 Speaker 1: start dieting and after, like there's this perfect body you 79 00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:31,840 Speaker 1: have before you start being aware that you need to 80 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:34,280 Speaker 1: have a perfect body. Does does anyone else agree with that? 81 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:38,240 Speaker 1: Unless you're suffering from childhood obesity. There's this thing that 82 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:41,359 Speaker 1: happens as soon as you start dieting, your body is 83 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:45,279 Speaker 1: hell and then you have no control over it. But 84 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:48,720 Speaker 1: before you realize that things that foods are fatty and 85 00:04:48,839 --> 00:04:52,440 Speaker 1: bad and you're just eating when you're hungry and not 86 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:54,760 Speaker 1: like you have a perfect body, you gotta look at 87 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:57,320 Speaker 1: pictures to find when it was too. A lot of 88 00:04:57,400 --> 00:04:59,680 Speaker 1: us don't know when it was because we started dieting 89 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:02,560 Speaker 1: right at puberty before a body even figured out what 90 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:08,640 Speaker 1: it was. But it's so true that like your body. Yeah, 91 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:19,760 Speaker 1: I mean, John Mayor said it back tongue disgusted me. Today. 92 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:23,360 Speaker 1: I went to the dentist and she was like, no, 93 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:27,000 Speaker 1: she didn't say that, but she almost did. She was doing. 94 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:30,040 Speaker 1: My favorite part of the dentist is when they scrape. 95 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:34,040 Speaker 1: I sometimes do it. Sorry. They get that little tool 96 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:37,200 Speaker 1: that looks like Captain hook and they get in and 97 00:05:37,279 --> 00:05:40,719 Speaker 1: they scrape behind your bottom teeth and they get in 98 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:42,600 Speaker 1: those crevices and they scrape the plaque off. I mean 99 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:44,680 Speaker 1: sometimes I watch YouTube videos of it. It's so satisfying 100 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:46,680 Speaker 1: when they do. Like homeless men's mouth, I would love 101 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:48,719 Speaker 1: to get your plaque. Oh, my god, please I have 102 00:05:48,839 --> 00:05:50,880 Speaker 1: one of those. I have a tool. I would plaque 103 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:53,080 Speaker 1: you up. So I would love it, because even today 104 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:54,760 Speaker 1: I was like wanting to ask her, but I didn't 105 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:56,039 Speaker 1: want to get into it because I wasn't in a 106 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:57,480 Speaker 1: talking mood. But I was like, if I was a 107 00:05:57,520 --> 00:05:59,039 Speaker 1: little bit more social right now, I would be like, 108 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:00,920 Speaker 1: is it fun to scrape? Act like, what is it like? 109 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:03,479 Speaker 1: Because it would be I want calling to let me 110 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:05,200 Speaker 1: do it. But I knew it would be a longer 111 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:07,480 Speaker 1: talk than I wanted to have, so I didn't say anything. 112 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:11,039 Speaker 1: But afterwards, I was like feeling it with my tongue 113 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:12,760 Speaker 1: because after they scrape all the black off, it just 114 00:06:12,839 --> 00:06:15,680 Speaker 1: feels kind of cool down It feels like empty down there. 115 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:19,080 Speaker 1: Well well yeah, maybe a little bit, but it just 116 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:21,000 Speaker 1: feels like you get some of these chunks off, these 117 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:23,839 Speaker 1: little like sometimes they're white or sometimes they're like yellow, 118 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:27,120 Speaker 1: and you feel that. And she said, isn't it cool 119 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:30,479 Speaker 1: that you can feel even though it's microscopic amounts of something, 120 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:32,440 Speaker 1: you can feel the difference with your tongue, like you 121 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:33,880 Speaker 1: feel that. She was like, every time I have it done, 122 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:36,840 Speaker 1: I feel down there, I'm like so much space, And 123 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:40,640 Speaker 1: she goes the tongue. It's a wild little creature, that tongue. 124 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:44,640 Speaker 1: And I was like a wild creature. Have you ever 125 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:46,080 Speaker 1: looked in the mirror and just had your tongue go 126 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:48,080 Speaker 1: like and like dart to the side. It looks like 127 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:50,680 Speaker 1: a groundhog looking for like ship. Like you can make 128 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:53,599 Speaker 1: your tongue look like a nervous rodent like like watch. 129 00:06:55,760 --> 00:07:01,320 Speaker 1: I was just like checking for cling that. What do 130 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:04,960 Speaker 1: you like anyone? People that don't have control of their tongue, 131 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:06,960 Speaker 1: or if they're paralyzed tongue. We used to have a 132 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:13,200 Speaker 1: person on this he had a lazy tongue. But that's 133 00:07:13,480 --> 00:07:16,320 Speaker 1: the funny thing about Andrew having a lazy tongue back 134 00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:19,720 Speaker 1: in the day is that when I'm taking voice lessons now, 135 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:21,480 Speaker 1: your tongue is the thing that gets in the way 136 00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:24,920 Speaker 1: of your voice more than anything. I mean, tension is 137 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:27,360 Speaker 1: number one, probably tension in your body and tension in 138 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:30,440 Speaker 1: your throat. But now that I'm learning like the logistics 139 00:07:30,440 --> 00:07:33,200 Speaker 1: of your voice your tongue when you're singing, it's both 140 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:35,680 Speaker 1: to be lazy. I think Andrew could be one of 141 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:38,960 Speaker 1: the best singers. I'm not even kidding you. If we 142 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:44,480 Speaker 1: if we were closer like taking yes because he he 143 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:46,600 Speaker 1: always he would always say I have a lazy mouth. 144 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:49,960 Speaker 1: And it's so funny because now my teacher is like, 145 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:54,440 Speaker 1: there's like some kind of Italian phrase like no but 146 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:57,040 Speaker 1: the dade and it's like nothing below the teeth and 147 00:07:57,040 --> 00:08:00,080 Speaker 1: it's supposed to mean like deadness beneath the teeth to 148 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:03,240 Speaker 1: sing properly, nothing should be moving, everything should be soft 149 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:13,920 Speaker 1: and like lazy. So um, yeah, it's like Dante's there. 150 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:18,800 Speaker 1: It's like no, no, Dante, and it's like nothing. And 151 00:08:18,840 --> 00:08:22,720 Speaker 1: that's what you know opera singers talk about. But he 152 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:25,840 Speaker 1: I think Andrew could have an amazing voice because I 153 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:29,400 Speaker 1: was like in this because I can't relax my tournet. Well, 154 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:32,800 Speaker 1: his tone is not good, but in terms of his 155 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:36,319 Speaker 1: um like he's a little tone deaf. But his uh 156 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:39,840 Speaker 1: the sound, because your your tongue interferes with your sound 157 00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:43,839 Speaker 1: going up and shooting into into the caverns of your head. 158 00:08:44,240 --> 00:08:46,160 Speaker 1: So all the sound you hear from like Adele, it's 159 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:48,880 Speaker 1: not coming from her chest, it's not coming from it's 160 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:51,200 Speaker 1: coming from up in her head and in her nose. 161 00:08:51,559 --> 00:08:55,200 Speaker 1: What I know, it's fucked up. And some people just 162 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:58,200 Speaker 1: know this. Some people just like Anya is just a 163 00:08:58,280 --> 00:09:00,440 Speaker 1: naturally good singer. She never had to like learn how 164 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:03,720 Speaker 1: to deaden her tongue. She just does it naturally because 165 00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:07,120 Speaker 1: your sound is so good. No, I am not having 166 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:11,640 Speaker 1: a good day with my voice. Really. Yeah, Matt posted 167 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:17,080 Speaker 1: and I was like, oh God, my harmonies are off, 168 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:19,719 Speaker 1: and I was just like very depressed about it. I 169 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:21,480 Speaker 1: was like, is that me or is that Hillary? Because 170 00:09:21,559 --> 00:09:24,120 Speaker 1: Hillary and I were both singing on this song and 171 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:26,200 Speaker 1: he posted it a sound I listened to it eleven 172 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:28,440 Speaker 1: times because he was uploading it and trying to edit it, 173 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:31,680 Speaker 1: and I was like, this is Chinese water torture. If 174 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:34,080 Speaker 1: I hear myself one more time like trying to reach 175 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:38,920 Speaker 1: that note. It definitely threw me into a shame spiral. Well, 176 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:40,440 Speaker 1: I can tell you right now that you have a 177 00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:45,720 Speaker 1: naturally amazing voice and everyone knows it. Everyone everyone, There's 178 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:49,760 Speaker 1: no doubt about it. It's just so naturally perfect. Um. 179 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:56,320 Speaker 1: But it's yeah, um, I never heard you be off 180 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:58,240 Speaker 1: key in my life. I'm gonna have to listen to this. 181 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:00,240 Speaker 1: Is it? So he's uploaded it so we can go 182 00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:02,480 Speaker 1: listen to you be off key. I'm sure everybody can go. 183 00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:08,559 Speaker 1: I bet you anything every mate. There's no way you 184 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:13,440 Speaker 1: would admi if you sound really horrible right now, it's 185 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:17,640 Speaker 1: so bad, really, I don't know, there's we wouldn't know it. 186 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:20,840 Speaker 1: I think you're being a perfectionist about it, but I 187 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:22,640 Speaker 1: get it. Or you're just having a bad day, and 188 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:27,439 Speaker 1: this is yes, that can happen as well, because why 189 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:30,679 Speaker 1: would Matt post something where you sounded bad. I don't know, 190 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:35,920 Speaker 1: and I don't know about me or someone else. Yes, yes, okay, 191 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:39,400 Speaker 1: see if this sounds bad to you, thank you for play. 192 00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:55,680 Speaker 1: It's coming. Hold on, it's it's coming. Hold on, I'm 193 00:10:55,679 --> 00:11:20,920 Speaker 1: fine there here, it comes, there, it comes. Okay, it's 194 00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:24,800 Speaker 1: not as bad as two notes in there. There's two 195 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:27,679 Speaker 1: and that's actually a really hard note to find. And 196 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:30,480 Speaker 1: it's not like you rehearse that song a fucking ton. 197 00:11:30,840 --> 00:11:33,320 Speaker 1: I did not notice, and it sounded amazing before that, 198 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:36,360 Speaker 1: and it was literally two notes and I didn't even actually, 199 00:11:36,679 --> 00:11:39,080 Speaker 1: unless you were telling me when it was coming and 200 00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:41,800 Speaker 1: where to listen, I would have never noticed. And honestly, 201 00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:44,400 Speaker 1: I was just as nervous now as if you were 202 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:47,800 Speaker 1: to ask me about World War One. That felt like 203 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:52,600 Speaker 1: World War One was fighting the wait is the blitz? 204 00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:56,559 Speaker 1: No no, no, it is actually amazing. Um, we were 205 00:11:56,600 --> 00:12:00,560 Speaker 1: pretty good. Yesterday was part of World War One? To write? 206 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:03,720 Speaker 1: What do you know about World War One? Are you? 207 00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:07,120 Speaker 1: Matt was here? Matt, my brother in law, my my 208 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:12,720 Speaker 1: brother's husband. Does he know about it? One? No, no 209 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:15,319 Speaker 1: one knew. We did another football? Just do another one? 210 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:18,640 Speaker 1: I want to do? You want to do one right now? Okay? Well, 211 00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:21,440 Speaker 1: Alice suggested one on the girl's chest today. Chess. We 212 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:28,520 Speaker 1: can just do chess. Really, do you know chess? Taylor 213 00:12:28,559 --> 00:12:33,280 Speaker 1: gets offended. No, why would you every? I just learned, 214 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:36,760 Speaker 1: you know, Russian, So I don't really. Maybe I would 215 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:41,199 Speaker 1: think maybe those two would intercept. Okay, Um, I know 216 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:44,160 Speaker 1: I know how to say I'm a lesbian whore in 217 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:46,720 Speaker 1: German because Taylor taught it to me at Tree Court 218 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:51,200 Speaker 1: back in the swim lesson days. I don't ben I'm lesbian. Shoot, 219 00:12:54,559 --> 00:12:59,600 Speaker 1: I didn't even remember that. Lesbian? Yeah, lesbian? Shoot, I don't. 220 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:01,120 Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know if that's right, dude, you 221 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:04,040 Speaker 1: told me just like yeah, I think that's like. Okay, 222 00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:09,440 Speaker 1: So chess, we got a rook, we gotta we The 223 00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:13,560 Speaker 1: rook can move like a soldier like um, yeah, pawn, 224 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,600 Speaker 1: I don't think that's called a soldier, but I think 225 00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:20,360 Speaker 1: the rook might be. There's a horsehead the queen. You're 226 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,559 Speaker 1: trying to trap the queen. The queen is the one 227 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:24,720 Speaker 1: that if you she dies, then the game is over. 228 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:28,600 Speaker 1: Check checkmate is when you're like I've got your queen 229 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:32,679 Speaker 1: and you're like, fucked us take your queen. She's got 230 00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:34,520 Speaker 1: all the move that the king is. Queen can go 231 00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:38,760 Speaker 1: anywhere the king is. I think the king can move 232 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:41,960 Speaker 1: like a couple, like two or something. I think there's 233 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,880 Speaker 1: one that can move like a tetris, you know, one 234 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:46,200 Speaker 1: of those tetris that's like long and then short, so 235 00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:48,880 Speaker 1: it can move like three up and two and one 236 00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:53,480 Speaker 1: to the left. The horse. I think that's called I 237 00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:57,960 Speaker 1: think that's what the rook. Oh yeah, the cast The 238 00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:00,960 Speaker 1: rook can go that crooked crook. I live next to 239 00:14:01,559 --> 00:14:05,920 Speaker 1: nearby the World Chess Hall of Fame, and there's a huge, 240 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:08,880 Speaker 1: huge salt and pepper shaker that is probably a rook 241 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,920 Speaker 1: out front. It's like the biggest chess piece there is, 242 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:13,079 Speaker 1: but it looks like a salt and pepper shaker, or 243 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:16,719 Speaker 1: it looks like a pepper grinder rather. Um no, yeah, 244 00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:18,000 Speaker 1: I have been in there. I haven't actually been to 245 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:19,440 Speaker 1: the museum, but I've been to the gift shop to 246 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:23,040 Speaker 1: get some toys for the kids. Um, so that's us 247 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:27,120 Speaker 1: trying to explain chess when we really flopped it. I mean, 248 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:31,440 Speaker 1: we didn't know what it was about Harbor. No, yeah, 249 00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:34,400 Speaker 1: that's wait, No, that was the Japanese and that was 250 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:40,600 Speaker 1: World War that was World War okay yeah, fuck okay, 251 00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:46,200 Speaker 1: Oh my god. This podcast is just turning into fucking hell. 252 00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:49,240 Speaker 1: It's just every every subject is like what we don't know? 253 00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:54,040 Speaker 1: Question from yesterday? I have a follow yesterday. I need 254 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:57,240 Speaker 1: closure on the Chance the Rapper thing, like when did 255 00:14:57,320 --> 00:15:01,240 Speaker 1: that happen? Thank you? The story behind me? So this week, 256 00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:03,480 Speaker 1: this last week I went to l A for um. 257 00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:05,200 Speaker 1: I got asked to be a part of this pilot 258 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:08,040 Speaker 1: that is really fun. It was not my pilot, and 259 00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:11,239 Speaker 1: I was just asked to be like a celebrity panelist 260 00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:15,080 Speaker 1: kind of thing on it. And one of the people 261 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:20,080 Speaker 1: on the show, someone in Chance the Rappers family was 262 00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:21,920 Speaker 1: on the show and we didn't know it was Chance 263 00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:23,360 Speaker 1: the Rapper. Do you know who Chance the Rapper is? 264 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,400 Speaker 1: Taylor say it like you like I just asked to 265 00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:32,960 Speaker 1: know what Okay, So we were trying to guess who 266 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:34,840 Speaker 1: this person was. All we know is that they're a 267 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:37,720 Speaker 1: rapper's mom. She looks like him kind of. And I 268 00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:39,640 Speaker 1: know what Chance the rapper looks like. I do I 269 00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:41,720 Speaker 1: know one song? No? Do I know where he's from? No, 270 00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:44,680 Speaker 1: we know she's the mother. We've asked enough questions that 271 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:47,560 Speaker 1: we know she's the mother of a rapper from Chicago. Well, 272 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:50,480 Speaker 1: I know Kanye's mom is dead as a door now, 273 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:53,920 Speaker 1: so I knew that wasn't it. And then so this 274 00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:56,360 Speaker 1: mom and I know what Kanye's mom looks like, and 275 00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:59,800 Speaker 1: I don't know other rappers from Chicago. I'm sorry, so 276 00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:03,160 Speaker 1: sorry everyone. But then I go, do you look like 277 00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:05,000 Speaker 1: your son? Because I was you could ask you es 278 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:06,360 Speaker 1: or no questions. And I was like, do you get 279 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,480 Speaker 1: told you look like your son? And she was like yes, 280 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,520 Speaker 1: And I was like, looked at her really hard. I 281 00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:13,560 Speaker 1: was like, because Chance is hot. He's like a cute, 282 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:19,000 Speaker 1: big smile, really cute looking guy, and and I don't 283 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:22,360 Speaker 1: know if he's from Chicago, and uh, and all black 284 00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:24,000 Speaker 1: people look alike to me, So I was, you know, 285 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:28,120 Speaker 1: it was it could have been anyone, stop please, but 286 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:30,160 Speaker 1: that did cross my mind to be like, can I 287 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:32,240 Speaker 1: even ask if you look like your son? Or someone 288 00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:34,960 Speaker 1: going to call me racist for you know what I'm saying. 289 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:36,920 Speaker 1: But she did. She did look like her son. So 290 00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:41,120 Speaker 1: in my head, I go, it's Chance the Rapper or 291 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:45,280 Speaker 1: Chase the rap I don't know which one. Why would 292 00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:48,400 Speaker 1: I if I don't know this art, Like I'm sure 293 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:52,400 Speaker 1: someone who's a Chance the Rapper fan is probably like, yeah, uh, 294 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:57,040 Speaker 1: Taylor Swift like would probably not know, like Paul mckisney 295 00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:59,120 Speaker 1: or something, I don't know what I'm talking, like, I 296 00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:01,520 Speaker 1: know this is turning, know what I mean? Like or 297 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:04,479 Speaker 1: like they those are two bad examples because they're very 298 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:07,480 Speaker 1: well known. But like, let's say Bonnie Raett, someone might 299 00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:09,560 Speaker 1: say that and then to someone else Bonnie rad is like, 300 00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:13,720 Speaker 1: you don't know, but it's like, no, I don't. I 301 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:17,159 Speaker 1: don't know, Bonnie, you don't know. It's okay. So my 302 00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:20,320 Speaker 1: thing is, so I guessed, and I knew it was 303 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:24,520 Speaker 1: between Chase and Chance, and I knew I took a Chase, 304 00:17:25,119 --> 00:17:28,359 Speaker 1: and I fucking said Chase the Rapper, And you would 305 00:17:28,359 --> 00:17:32,440 Speaker 1: have thought I spit in this woman's face. You would 306 00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:36,959 Speaker 1: have thought I had looked like a fucking you know 307 00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:43,200 Speaker 1: uh kkk hood on you would have like you would 308 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:47,520 Speaker 1: have thought, I said the most like people couldn't believe it. 309 00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:50,560 Speaker 1: I don't even know. Everyone reacted like, oh, we're gonna 310 00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:53,560 Speaker 1: cut that, and I go, don't because then as soon 311 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:56,520 Speaker 1: as everyone reacted, I go, I mean chance is it chance? 312 00:17:58,480 --> 00:18:01,000 Speaker 1: I'm like, why is it? You know what? The difference 313 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:03,280 Speaker 1: between me and if everyone of the audience goes, I 314 00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:05,560 Speaker 1: can't believe she said that you mother, half of you 315 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:07,960 Speaker 1: didn't know if it was Chase or Chance either, okay, 316 00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:10,520 Speaker 1: And the difference between you and me is that I 317 00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:12,959 Speaker 1: actually did think. I know that I'm going to get 318 00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:14,680 Speaker 1: ridiculed if I get this wrong, and there's a fifty 319 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,480 Speaker 1: chance I get it wrong because I knew it was 320 00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:19,040 Speaker 1: either Chase or Chance. I'm gonna take a chase and 321 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:23,280 Speaker 1: pick one. And so I picked Chase and it was wrong, 322 00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:26,240 Speaker 1: and I thought, maybe I don't even because it could 323 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:28,159 Speaker 1: go onto the next person. I had like ten seconds left. 324 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:30,080 Speaker 1: I could have wasted it by being like, do you 325 00:18:30,119 --> 00:18:32,080 Speaker 1: like your son's music? Like I could have asked some 326 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:35,159 Speaker 1: dumb question, but instead I guessed because I knew I 327 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:38,560 Speaker 1: was right in some way. But most people I think 328 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:40,520 Speaker 1: would just not say anything because they don't want to 329 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:43,679 Speaker 1: look stupid. And that's the difference. And I didn't do 330 00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:47,480 Speaker 1: anything wrong by saying I literally wouldn't let them have it. 331 00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:50,040 Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm not going to be embarrassed by that 332 00:18:50,119 --> 00:18:53,840 Speaker 1: at all, not what you would have thought. But everyone 333 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:57,000 Speaker 1: was just like that was so embarrassing that. I'm like, 334 00:18:57,680 --> 00:19:01,560 Speaker 1: his mom doesn't mind that? Can Taylor Swift number one 335 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:04,320 Speaker 1: fan doesn't know who her son is? You knew what 336 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:08,320 Speaker 1: he looked like, That's something I would that I knew 337 00:19:08,359 --> 00:19:10,960 Speaker 1: his I said, does he have a though in his name? 338 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:15,720 Speaker 1: You know? I like new It's like, so sorry, but 339 00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:18,680 Speaker 1: i got a chance to repper hat and I'm wearing 340 00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:21,800 Speaker 1: that ship now and I wore it. Chris. Chris was like, 341 00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:23,879 Speaker 1: do you are you a fan of Chance? And I 342 00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:27,679 Speaker 1: was like, you mean Chase, But have you ever just 343 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:32,359 Speaker 1: not known something and been scolded for it? And like, 344 00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:35,719 Speaker 1: people just this is the new thing, is like if 345 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:38,000 Speaker 1: you don't, you should just stay quiet if you don't 346 00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:40,400 Speaker 1: know something, because otherwise you're gonna look like an idiot. 347 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:43,680 Speaker 1: When really I was smarter than most of the people 348 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:46,200 Speaker 1: there that didn't know of him at all. Do you 349 00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:48,600 Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. So I could have played it 350 00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:50,679 Speaker 1: like I didn't know him at all, to survive, to 351 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:55,679 Speaker 1: preserve how cool I am. He wasn't you know? The 352 00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:58,960 Speaker 1: mom didn't give a fuck. The mom didn't give she 353 00:19:59,119 --> 00:20:02,360 Speaker 1: was so sweet. It's just it's white people being like, oh, 354 00:20:02,359 --> 00:20:04,120 Speaker 1: I think we should find a way to be offended. 355 00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:07,080 Speaker 1: And because also she's talking that there's a black woman 356 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:10,240 Speaker 1: in here, and like, somehow this could be bad and 357 00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:12,040 Speaker 1: we want to make sure it looks bad in case 358 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:14,320 Speaker 1: she's offended. No one has ever been offended by something 359 00:20:14,359 --> 00:20:19,800 Speaker 1: like that. Yes, they're so proud of themselves for knowing chance. 360 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:23,919 Speaker 1: The wrapper didn't know and I'm I'm guilty of this 361 00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:25,720 Speaker 1: when someone doesn't know something and I go, you didn't 362 00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:27,639 Speaker 1: know that, But if you would have asked me first, 363 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:29,600 Speaker 1: I probably wouldn't have known it either, or it would 364 00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:31,480 Speaker 1: have been fifty fifty for me. You know, when you 365 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:34,800 Speaker 1: like shame someone about something that because you also feel 366 00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:38,080 Speaker 1: that way, I've done it, so I get project she's 367 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:40,960 Speaker 1: And there's another one happened on the show too, and 368 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,880 Speaker 1: I'm going to talk about that right after this that 369 00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:45,679 Speaker 1: was also equally annoying to me. But I actually had 370 00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:47,439 Speaker 1: a great time with the show and it's it's a 371 00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:49,760 Speaker 1: wonderful show. I was happy to do it. The host 372 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:52,320 Speaker 1: was amazing. I'm not going to give away who it was, 373 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:55,359 Speaker 1: but I think I just, uh, I just I had 374 00:20:55,359 --> 00:20:58,040 Speaker 1: a great time all day. That moment really set me back, though. 375 00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:03,919 Speaker 1: We'll be I'll have another story for when we get back. Okay, 376 00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:06,119 Speaker 1: we're back. So the other thing that happened was there 377 00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:08,280 Speaker 1: was like this old guy on the show that he 378 00:21:08,359 --> 00:21:10,119 Speaker 1: was one of the people that were like trying to 379 00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:13,399 Speaker 1: guess who people are. Okay, okay, I don't want to 380 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:16,160 Speaker 1: see what they much, but they I heard you talking 381 00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:21,680 Speaker 1: about so they yeah, I think, yeah, yeah, because you 382 00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:24,160 Speaker 1: were there, yes Aussie days. So this is the guy 383 00:21:24,359 --> 00:21:26,080 Speaker 1: he asked me to do that pilot that night that 384 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:28,320 Speaker 1: we met Azzie Smith and you still Aussie Smith's water 385 00:21:28,359 --> 00:21:32,080 Speaker 1: bottle and we don't know where that is. I did 386 00:21:32,119 --> 00:21:33,960 Speaker 1: take a drink of it, didn't I in front of 387 00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:36,720 Speaker 1: everywhere because I was trying to be funny and everyone 388 00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:38,520 Speaker 1: was just like, you're gross. I'm like, I don't really 389 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:41,080 Speaker 1: think Azzie Smith's backwash is something I wanted my mouth. 390 00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:43,400 Speaker 1: I thought it would be a funny bit, I did 391 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:46,320 Speaker 1: want John Mayer's backwash. So when we did that, did 392 00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:48,960 Speaker 1: you do that with us? Did you see John Mayer 393 00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:53,040 Speaker 1: at Mississippi Nights And we stole his water bottle and 394 00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:55,440 Speaker 1: we swigged it and there was just a little bit left, 395 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:59,400 Speaker 1: and we all around us circle we got his backwash, 396 00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:04,160 Speaker 1: because there's definitely John mayor d NA up in that. Um. 397 00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:07,480 Speaker 1: Jeff Goldblum too, Oh yeah, when you shared his trailer, yeah, 398 00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:10,720 Speaker 1: which I forgot. What show was a festival? Oh yeah, 399 00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:14,399 Speaker 1: we're the Outside Lands out bad Lands Festival. Um. Okay. 400 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:19,080 Speaker 1: So there was this there was this old guy who 401 00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:21,879 Speaker 1: you're trying to guess what he was about. And at 402 00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:27,399 Speaker 1: one point I said something like, oh, okay, this is 403 00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:30,080 Speaker 1: His name was Josh. He was in his eighties and 404 00:22:30,119 --> 00:22:32,520 Speaker 1: his name was Josh. So my question, which I think 405 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:40,600 Speaker 1: is hilarious, was are you the oldest Josh. I don't 406 00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:43,000 Speaker 1: even know of a Joshua that's old, Like Josh is 407 00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:46,359 Speaker 1: a youngish name, like everyone in the nineties, not people 408 00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:50,719 Speaker 1: in their nineties. Yeah, Josh was not a common name 409 00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:52,520 Speaker 1: when this guy was born. It was definitely like he 410 00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:55,600 Speaker 1: was the first. So everyone laughed and I go because 411 00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:58,080 Speaker 1: but then they got offended, like, oh, you're saying he's old. 412 00:22:58,119 --> 00:23:00,000 Speaker 1: I go, he's clear, and I know you're the oldest 413 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:03,120 Speaker 1: Josh I know. And everyone's like, she said the old word. 414 00:23:03,119 --> 00:23:06,880 Speaker 1: And I go, I go, he knows he's old. Everyone. 415 00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:10,760 Speaker 1: This man is literally eight seven. I go, he's an 416 00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:13,480 Speaker 1: old man. He's a good looking old man. He's thriving, 417 00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:16,080 Speaker 1: he's awesome, he's on the show. And then the audience 418 00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:20,200 Speaker 1: does their little and I'm like, he's an old guy, 419 00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:23,280 Speaker 1: and and they're still owin. And then I get on 420 00:23:23,359 --> 00:23:25,679 Speaker 1: my fucking I'm like, I can't have this. I go, 421 00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:29,040 Speaker 1: just because we live in Hollywood and aging is the 422 00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:31,720 Speaker 1: worst thing that could ever befall. We're all gonna be 423 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:34,639 Speaker 1: old someday. Everyone. It's not I'm not saying he's a 424 00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:38,200 Speaker 1: bad person because he's old or worth less because he's old. 425 00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:41,919 Speaker 1: He's just old. It's just a fact. And people just 426 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:45,000 Speaker 1: got they just couldn't believe it. And then afterwards with 427 00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:47,399 Speaker 1: the audience, I'm not kidding you. I turned on the 428 00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:50,000 Speaker 1: audience because I was just and all the producers and 429 00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:53,280 Speaker 1: all the panelists I was with that were like, nicky, 430 00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:56,720 Speaker 1: you're calling him old. It's like, we need to as 431 00:23:56,760 --> 00:24:00,200 Speaker 1: a society get on board with being able to haul 432 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:03,800 Speaker 1: out what is literally in front of us. Any you 433 00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:07,240 Speaker 1: can't call someone old. It's old is bad. Since what 434 00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:10,399 Speaker 1: is old bad? It's because I understand why it's bad, 435 00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:12,520 Speaker 1: because you get unfusable and no one wants to fuck 436 00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:14,639 Speaker 1: you anymore, so you don't no one cares about that 437 00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:18,800 Speaker 1: you exist anymore. Yeah, and those people have mental conditions 438 00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:22,200 Speaker 1: because it's not you can't procreate with an old person, 439 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:24,080 Speaker 1: so it's weird that you'd want to suck it. I 440 00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:27,200 Speaker 1: guess it's a paraphilia. Then what does that mean? I think, 441 00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:31,120 Speaker 1: like if if, if it's not for procreation, well why 442 00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:33,800 Speaker 1: But then you get into gay things and then you go, well, 443 00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:35,639 Speaker 1: that's paraphilia. It used to be. I mean, they just 444 00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:37,560 Speaker 1: took it out in the seventies, out of the out 445 00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:40,119 Speaker 1: of the m Oh my god, that's my joke. I 446 00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,879 Speaker 1: used to have a joke that says, men, don't be 447 00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:44,960 Speaker 1: scared of therapy. They're not going to diagnose you as gay. 448 00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:46,240 Speaker 1: They just took it out of the the d s M 449 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:48,520 Speaker 1: in ninety six. But they got took it out of 450 00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:49,960 Speaker 1: the d s M and taken out of the d 451 00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:52,760 Speaker 1: s M and the seventies maybe it was. I think 452 00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:54,480 Speaker 1: it was like I make it, I make a joke 453 00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:57,760 Speaker 1: as late as I think it could go, like I'm exaggerating, 454 00:24:57,760 --> 00:25:00,600 Speaker 1: But the seventies seems late for that as well. But 455 00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:04,639 Speaker 1: but yeah, like just I guess you can't call a 456 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:07,600 Speaker 1: woman old. I think calling a man old is. But 457 00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:10,640 Speaker 1: I just I wanted to be more acceptable. I'm really 458 00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:14,719 Speaker 1: leaning into whatever this trait is of mine. That's just 459 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:18,840 Speaker 1: like just saying what's honest. Bill Burr really inspired me 460 00:25:19,359 --> 00:25:22,520 Speaker 1: this these clips I've been seeing on Instagram. He's just 461 00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:25,640 Speaker 1: so honest and he's not being mean about anything. He's 462 00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:28,800 Speaker 1: just being like you do you fucking do you know? 463 00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:32,560 Speaker 1: Like it's sorry, it's something is you can say that 464 00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:36,600 Speaker 1: it is. It doesn't mean you're being mean. And I 465 00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:39,399 Speaker 1: like that, and for some reason Bill burg gets away 466 00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:42,320 Speaker 1: with it. But there's a little bit of a like 467 00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:45,480 Speaker 1: I'm sure that he he went through a stage of 468 00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:48,120 Speaker 1: like people being like, what the funk you can't say that? 469 00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:50,199 Speaker 1: So maybe I'm just going through that stage of like 470 00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:55,760 Speaker 1: earning audiences respect enough that they let me say what 471 00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:58,280 Speaker 1: is true. And even if I think what is what's 472 00:25:58,280 --> 00:26:01,280 Speaker 1: true for me, it's still true for me, it's not 473 00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:04,600 Speaker 1: I can have thoughts and not go to prison for them, 474 00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:08,320 Speaker 1: and they are thought crimes. Yet this is they're trying 475 00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:10,600 Speaker 1: to make it that way. I mean honestly, and I'm 476 00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:14,600 Speaker 1: not someone who rallies against cancel culture, but I'm starting 477 00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:19,639 Speaker 1: to because it's just people are so offended, Like people 478 00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:23,400 Speaker 1: want to be offended. I'm offended sometimes because they're projecting, 479 00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:26,280 Speaker 1: because they wouldn't get offended unless you knew you were 480 00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:30,520 Speaker 1: thinking something like that, because then you're like the inside, yeah, 481 00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:33,040 Speaker 1: I don't want that to happen. Like if you say, 482 00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:37,000 Speaker 1: who is your Asian friend there last night? People like, oh, 483 00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:38,679 Speaker 1: you couldn't say that? She had the one with the 484 00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:42,680 Speaker 1: green dress, Like, yeah, she's Asian, she's the only Asian one. Yes, 485 00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:47,119 Speaker 1: People go like why what's within you making you get weird? 486 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:50,399 Speaker 1: And also how do you not see that? She's like 487 00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:52,440 Speaker 1: I don't see Asian? Well, then you need to get 488 00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:55,200 Speaker 1: your eyes checked because it's a different look and it's 489 00:26:55,240 --> 00:27:00,680 Speaker 1: kind of obvious. It is a different meaning different than 490 00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:05,920 Speaker 1: black people look like. I'm sorry people who don't see color. 491 00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:08,320 Speaker 1: I mean, this has been done, This has been discussed before. 492 00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:10,920 Speaker 1: When people say I don't see color. It's like, well, 493 00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:17,560 Speaker 1: then I don't understand what we're lying. Then you're lying, um. 494 00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:20,560 Speaker 1: But the difference is you can see differences in people 495 00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:25,719 Speaker 1: and that's fine, but you can't be moralistic about it, 496 00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:27,920 Speaker 1: like I can't. If I say someone's old, it doesn't 497 00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:30,639 Speaker 1: mean that I think they're less than me or worse 498 00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:33,240 Speaker 1: than If I say someone's ugly, it doesn't mean that 499 00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:37,119 Speaker 1: I think they're they should be killed. But that's what 500 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:39,919 Speaker 1: people associate it with. Like this week, I didn't talk 501 00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:44,040 Speaker 1: about well, ugly is not a nice word to say, 502 00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:49,560 Speaker 1: because well you can say unattractive, but even people go, who, no, 503 00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:54,199 Speaker 1: they're beautiful, And you got know that person's eye is 504 00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:58,080 Speaker 1: hanging out of their head, they have a mole with 505 00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:01,280 Speaker 1: like a may of hair coming out of it on 506 00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:06,280 Speaker 1: their chin like their other eyes weeping some ooze. They 507 00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:12,159 Speaker 1: are not attractive. Stop lying. Why does everyone who's fighting 508 00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:15,680 Speaker 1: a monster in space look like a supermodel? You know, like, 509 00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:18,600 Speaker 1: let's have a little bit like Sigourney Weaver was not 510 00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:22,000 Speaker 1: like the hottest woman ever. Let's get that back of 511 00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:25,240 Speaker 1: like this. Not everyone has to be Emily Blunt levels 512 00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:30,000 Speaker 1: or Natalie Portland levels of hot. Carrie Fisher was they 513 00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:32,280 Speaker 1: told her. Everyone was like, she's too ugly, but she 514 00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:35,520 Speaker 1: made it work. But there are some fucking ugos in Hollywood, 515 00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:39,520 Speaker 1: and I love you well, I'll spit just like and 516 00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:41,000 Speaker 1: And people are going to be like that is so 517 00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:43,920 Speaker 1: mean that they're saying this. I'm not. I'm just saying 518 00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:47,760 Speaker 1: it's impressive to me that Hollywood has let a yeah, 519 00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:49,640 Speaker 1: and you want to see it. I don't think that 520 00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:52,080 Speaker 1: I think I'm not an ugo. I look at here 521 00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:54,520 Speaker 1: every morning and think I'm an ugo. So I put 522 00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:57,160 Speaker 1: myself in that category too. Don't think think that I 523 00:28:57,240 --> 00:29:01,240 Speaker 1: think I'm better. Um, But like this, did I talk 524 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:04,640 Speaker 1: about nub this weekend? The guy with no hand? Okay, 525 00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:08,080 Speaker 1: so talking about honestly, Like, I'm into if people are 526 00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:11,200 Speaker 1: in wheelchairs or not necessarily wheelchairs, but like, if someone 527 00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:14,360 Speaker 1: has no arm, I'm asking you what happened? If I'm 528 00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:16,000 Speaker 1: meeting you, if I come up and I try to 529 00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:20,000 Speaker 1: go in for your handshaking arm, you would think you 530 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:23,440 Speaker 1: would think it would be weird. But no, I met 531 00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:26,080 Speaker 1: this guy this weekend. He comes up, he has no 532 00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:28,080 Speaker 1: fucking arm. All the way up. He has maybe a 533 00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:30,720 Speaker 1: little bit, maybe two inches off his shoulder. Of an 534 00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:32,960 Speaker 1: arm and he comes up and I go to shake 535 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:34,239 Speaker 1: his hand. I can't see that he doesn't have an 536 00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:36,120 Speaker 1: arm yet. And then he gives me the left hand 537 00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:38,840 Speaker 1: and I go, oh, what happened there? And he didn't 538 00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:40,840 Speaker 1: say anything. I don't think even heard me or probably 539 00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:42,840 Speaker 1: was like there's no way she asked what happened here? 540 00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:45,240 Speaker 1: So then they go, good show, and we're posing for 541 00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:47,600 Speaker 1: the picture. This is a the Meet and Green in Orlando, 542 00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:50,960 Speaker 1: I believe, And we're posing for the picture and he's 543 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,400 Speaker 1: got his nub like touching like around like we're doing 544 00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:55,560 Speaker 1: like around the shoulders, but he's not making it all 545 00:29:55,560 --> 00:30:00,680 Speaker 1: the way around because of facts and I mean like 546 00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:02,800 Speaker 1: because factually it just couldn't make it. But it's like 547 00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:06,520 Speaker 1: work over. It's like just like kind of like tickling 548 00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:10,320 Speaker 1: my neck, the side of my neck. And so I said, 549 00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:12,320 Speaker 1: as we're like, you know, we took the picture and 550 00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:14,520 Speaker 1: then they're moving on, I was like, what happened and 551 00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:16,040 Speaker 1: he goes what. I go, what happened to your arm? 552 00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:18,240 Speaker 1: And he goes, you really want to know? Oh no, 553 00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:20,960 Speaker 1: he goes, oh, she fucking pulled it off like he 554 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:22,960 Speaker 1: made a joke. At first, he goes, she did she 555 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,040 Speaker 1: didn't like it. She ripped it off to his like, 556 00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:27,640 Speaker 1: oh the old fucking ball and chain. And I go, 557 00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:31,240 Speaker 1: but I go, uh, and I go, know what happened? 558 00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:32,640 Speaker 1: He goes, wait, you really want to know? And I 559 00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:34,880 Speaker 1: was like yes. He was like, I used to be 560 00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:36,880 Speaker 1: addicted to heroin. I ruined my arm and I was like, 561 00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:44,680 Speaker 1: that is yes, he went in his veins, his arm 562 00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:47,560 Speaker 1: went dead because that's what he used. And and he's 563 00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:50,040 Speaker 1: been recovered for men like I think it was something 564 00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:52,680 Speaker 1: like three or four years, maybe seven years something a 565 00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:55,560 Speaker 1: substantial amount where I'm like, man, this guy is good 566 00:30:55,600 --> 00:31:00,040 Speaker 1: to go now um, And but you could tell no 567 00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:03,080 Speaker 1: one ever asks him because I had to ask him 568 00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:05,040 Speaker 1: three times before he took me seriously. The first time 569 00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:07,320 Speaker 1: he thought I wasn't he didn't hear me, I go, 570 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:10,160 Speaker 1: did you lose your ear? To the second time he 571 00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:14,000 Speaker 1: did a joke answer because he and not followed by 572 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,720 Speaker 1: the real answer. He just gave a joke, thinking there's 573 00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:18,360 Speaker 1: no way she wants to know. Why can't we ask 574 00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:22,920 Speaker 1: people if they I wonder, can some skin some besties 575 00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:26,280 Speaker 1: that have missing limbs or friends of besties with missing 576 00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:29,800 Speaker 1: limbs family members tell us what that experiences and if 577 00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:32,800 Speaker 1: they get asked by the general public what happened, or 578 00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:36,280 Speaker 1: if it's like you just always everyone it pretends like 579 00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:37,920 Speaker 1: you have a phantom limb and it's they're they're going 580 00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:40,400 Speaker 1: in for high fives in the air, and like, I 581 00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:44,320 Speaker 1: think that's American as hell. I think it's also but 582 00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:47,640 Speaker 1: European too, because Europeans don't hug. I mean, they're very 583 00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:49,400 Speaker 1: much like I don't want to they talk about their feelings, 584 00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:53,200 Speaker 1: and so where do they talk about nuts in function? 585 00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:57,720 Speaker 1: That comes to my mind that maybe like some people 586 00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:00,160 Speaker 1: don't want to recall that event, like I especial if 587 00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:04,040 Speaker 1: it was traumatic or they just don't want to like 588 00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:06,960 Speaker 1: talk about it but a second. And it's not like 589 00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:10,280 Speaker 1: but they are allowed to say that too. You can 590 00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:12,560 Speaker 1: say I don't wait a second. But just the same 591 00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:16,360 Speaker 1: way that this. Comedians are allowed to do this because 592 00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:19,320 Speaker 1: you're Nikki Glazer and you are known to for being 593 00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:23,480 Speaker 1: iras fears. If I was or if I put someone 594 00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:25,760 Speaker 1: out of the circumstances, if I was uber driver with 595 00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:27,280 Speaker 1: one hand, I wouldn't do it and they didn't know. 596 00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:29,600 Speaker 1: I love that you do this, but I think when 597 00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:32,320 Speaker 1: most people try to ask questions that to them seem 598 00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:34,720 Speaker 1: like this is just a normal thing anyone would want 599 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:37,120 Speaker 1: to know. It's perceived as being rude, Like when we 600 00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:40,880 Speaker 1: ask people are you planning on having a child, it's like, fuck, 601 00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:43,280 Speaker 1: you do not ask me what I'm doing with my 602 00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:48,600 Speaker 1: body and my uterus. Go funk yourself. But how would 603 00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:51,400 Speaker 1: anyone saying, well, that's what I'm saying, that's why, Well, 604 00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:55,000 Speaker 1: you risk getting so you risk triggering them, is what 605 00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:57,400 Speaker 1: I'm I guess I'm saying. But you risk that with 606 00:32:57,440 --> 00:33:00,320 Speaker 1: any question you ask, do you guys have kids? That 607 00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:03,560 Speaker 1: is a normal question, And some people take it very 608 00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:06,200 Speaker 1: offensively because they've spent thousands of dollars and they can't 609 00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:09,360 Speaker 1: have kids, and it's offensive to them because we all 610 00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:12,760 Speaker 1: have things that are offensive to us, these personal things. 611 00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:14,320 Speaker 1: But I think that a lot of times people lose 612 00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:17,520 Speaker 1: arms and it's they have to walk around like it's 613 00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:21,560 Speaker 1: not there, not there, like that that the thing isn't there, 614 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:26,600 Speaker 1: is not there. And I think that like maybe it's 615 00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:28,800 Speaker 1: a traumatic event where like an ape ripped off your 616 00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:30,480 Speaker 1: arm and then killed your mom at the same time, 617 00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:32,320 Speaker 1: so it's going to bring back all these terrible memories 618 00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:34,680 Speaker 1: to to bring it up in which case I could say, 619 00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:37,760 Speaker 1: I would totally be okay with someone going like that 620 00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:40,280 Speaker 1: was I'd rather not talk about it. And I've had 621 00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:42,360 Speaker 1: people say that to me before where I where I go, 622 00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:45,600 Speaker 1: oh my god, your friend died in nine eleven, like 623 00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:49,080 Speaker 1: what happened? Like more details, and they go, it's just 624 00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:52,440 Speaker 1: and I immediately sense it. But I'm going in first 625 00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:55,320 Speaker 1: and it's and I'm okay. I'm not offended if they 626 00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:57,280 Speaker 1: get offended at me asking, I don't think I'm a 627 00:33:57,280 --> 00:34:00,440 Speaker 1: bad person for asking. I don't go, oh my god, 628 00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:03,000 Speaker 1: I asked if they wanted kids. I didn't know. Oh god, 629 00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:05,240 Speaker 1: I just go, Oh, I guess I hit a nerve. 630 00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:08,880 Speaker 1: It's fine, let's move on, Like I don't think I'm 631 00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:11,640 Speaker 1: I don't want to tiptoe around. I'm never gonna ask 632 00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:13,480 Speaker 1: anyone if they want kids the rest of my life 633 00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:18,280 Speaker 1: because one out of every four women might take offense 634 00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:22,080 Speaker 1: to it. Maybe I don't know. Right now, I'm feeling 635 00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:25,759 Speaker 1: very obviously riled up about the kids stuff. So there's 636 00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:29,480 Speaker 1: there as someone who was saying, like, ask anyone anything. 637 00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:31,640 Speaker 1: There are many things you could ask me that I 638 00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:34,759 Speaker 1: would be like, fuck you, and I believe to say 639 00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:39,319 Speaker 1: that or not fuck you, but like not fuck you, 640 00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:42,040 Speaker 1: but like in my mind fuck you, and like to you, 641 00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:45,920 Speaker 1: I'd rather not talk about it right now. Um. You 642 00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:48,480 Speaker 1: know sometimes in if I'm having a bad time in 643 00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:51,239 Speaker 1: my relationship and someone's like, oh my god, tell me 644 00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:54,239 Speaker 1: about your boyfe or whatever, I'm just like I'd rather not, 645 00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:56,440 Speaker 1: and then tears start welling in my eyes or whatever, 646 00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:58,359 Speaker 1: like you know, like there's things like that where like 647 00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:01,680 Speaker 1: anyone would be okay about it, or um, oh, how's 648 00:35:01,719 --> 00:35:04,800 Speaker 1: fboy Island going? In my mind, I'm like, it's canceled, 649 00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:07,480 Speaker 1: but no one knows yet, and I just well, it 650 00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:09,560 Speaker 1: was canceled by hbout but don't worry, it's gonna It's 651 00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:13,680 Speaker 1: gonna find Taylor. Taylor just feeling out. Taylor's more set 652 00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:17,719 Speaker 1: than the heroine arm Man. I could regrow the show 653 00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:27,600 Speaker 1: on Hulu, but everything ever it um because it costs 654 00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:30,160 Speaker 1: a lot of money, and shows get a tax write 655 00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:33,640 Speaker 1: offs when they fucking dump shows they get they make 656 00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:36,600 Speaker 1: money when they It's this weird thing that was explained 657 00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:39,840 Speaker 1: to me by someone smarter than mein that I couldn't understand. Um, 658 00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:43,920 Speaker 1: this isn't the podcast for anything. Maybe it'll find a 659 00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:47,439 Speaker 1: new home right, Yes, for sure. I mean I think 660 00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:49,200 Speaker 1: without question it's going to find a new home. I'm 661 00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:51,759 Speaker 1: not worried about it at all because it's a successful show. 662 00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:58,120 Speaker 1: But um, but yeah, and also I'm really done letting people. 663 00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:00,840 Speaker 1: I gotta be done letting people it away with animal 664 00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:03,400 Speaker 1: stuff where they're just like, well I love bacon, and 665 00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:06,479 Speaker 1: sometimes I just go like, yeah, this isn't my place 666 00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:08,839 Speaker 1: to get on my fucking grandstand about it, like let 667 00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:12,120 Speaker 1: this person have it. And I know you're like when 668 00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:14,400 Speaker 1: is when have you ever shut up about beacon stuff? 669 00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:18,880 Speaker 1: I hold my tongue so much I would say I 670 00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:23,279 Speaker 1: only say something when when something in my head like 671 00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:25,759 Speaker 1: clicks off to go like this is fucked up that 672 00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:29,520 Speaker 1: we're wasting animals right now. People are just treating animals 673 00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:32,719 Speaker 1: lives flippantly and they're not even eating the thing that 674 00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:34,680 Speaker 1: they got because they're like, I don't know, I don't 675 00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:36,560 Speaker 1: it has a weird sauce on it, and it's like 676 00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:39,400 Speaker 1: this fucking chickens life just like thrown in the garbage 677 00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:43,000 Speaker 1: and Disneyland because I never thought of it that way. Well, 678 00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:45,680 Speaker 1: if you do a thing and it goes in the trash, 679 00:36:45,719 --> 00:36:47,839 Speaker 1: that's like, yeah, chicken. And that's a chicken that like 680 00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:50,399 Speaker 1: was like came out of its egg being like I'm 681 00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:54,520 Speaker 1: so excited about life, instantly taken away from its mother, 682 00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:57,200 Speaker 1: never getting any comfort, never seeing the light of day. 683 00:36:57,400 --> 00:37:00,480 Speaker 1: Free range. Look into free range you, Oh, it's not 684 00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:02,920 Speaker 1: free range, you know that. They what they do is 685 00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:05,040 Speaker 1: they have laws where they're like, we opened the barn 686 00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:07,440 Speaker 1: doors for the chickens, they don't go out because they 687 00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:09,960 Speaker 1: don't know what outside is, so they technically get away 688 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,759 Speaker 1: with being free range. But the chickens don't even know 689 00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,359 Speaker 1: need to know to go outside because I guess they're 690 00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:17,600 Speaker 1: so stupid and we should eat them, but they so anyway, 691 00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:20,560 Speaker 1: Yeah there. I keep my mouth shut nine percent of 692 00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:22,880 Speaker 1: the time about animal stuff, I would say, and I 693 00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:26,120 Speaker 1: gotta make that number fewer because animals don't have voices. 694 00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:28,880 Speaker 1: And that is why vegans exist, is to be annoying 695 00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:31,560 Speaker 1: about it, to to move for these cows that don't move. 696 00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:34,400 Speaker 1: Because I'm just tired of it. I read this interview 697 00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:37,000 Speaker 1: with this I was listening to this interview with this 698 00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:40,080 Speaker 1: guy from Vampire Diaries. He was on the cover of 699 00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:42,919 Speaker 1: some vegan magazine. I got sent it, like this good 700 00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:46,320 Speaker 1: looking guy from Vampire Diaries. I don't forget his name, um, 701 00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:49,440 Speaker 1: but he did this interview on YouTube and he was 702 00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:52,879 Speaker 1: like getting emotional about the scene he did where they 703 00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:55,200 Speaker 1: were eating, like everyone had a steak in front of 704 00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:58,960 Speaker 1: them and none of them got eaten because of their props. 705 00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:01,200 Speaker 1: It's like, why couldn't we You was just fake steak 706 00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:04,160 Speaker 1: for this, so like this whole cow had to die 707 00:38:04,239 --> 00:38:07,400 Speaker 1: for the stupid scene where no one And then I 708 00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:13,480 Speaker 1: was and he Paul Wesley, Paul Wesley, thank you girl. Um. 709 00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:16,719 Speaker 1: So he and I was just like listening to this 710 00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:18,719 Speaker 1: interview that he had and he was getting emotional about it, 711 00:38:18,719 --> 00:38:23,120 Speaker 1: and he was like, I I can't stand even thinking 712 00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:25,799 Speaker 1: right now about all the millions of animals that are 713 00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:29,960 Speaker 1: just as sweet and as like needing of love as 714 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,479 Speaker 1: your kitten or your dog, and they're in a cage 715 00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:34,400 Speaker 1: and they're scared and they just want their mom. Like 716 00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:36,920 Speaker 1: he's he starts getting emotional, and I was like I 717 00:38:37,239 --> 00:38:39,160 Speaker 1: then I started getting emotional because I don't think about 718 00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:40,520 Speaker 1: this stuff at all and I don't like to talk 719 00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:43,560 Speaker 1: about it because it is very upsetting, but it's true. 720 00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:45,680 Speaker 1: It's happening all the time. And I was just like 721 00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:48,799 Speaker 1: I remember this one day on f Boy where they 722 00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:51,960 Speaker 1: didn't even air it. They didn't even air it. There 723 00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:54,960 Speaker 1: was a scene we did where a pig's head was 724 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,919 Speaker 1: on the table. It was supposed to look like all 725 00:38:56,960 --> 00:39:00,960 Speaker 1: the guys that have been eliminated from the show were in, uh, 726 00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:03,160 Speaker 1: the good guy Grotto, all the nice guys, and they 727 00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:05,040 Speaker 1: get to go to this castle and they're treated like kings. 728 00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:07,000 Speaker 1: And we're doing this scene where it's like they're eating 729 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,360 Speaker 1: this feast and they're treated like kings because they're good guys. 730 00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:12,520 Speaker 1: And there was a pig head and big turkey legs, 731 00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:15,480 Speaker 1: all props, none of it consumed. And I got on 732 00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:17,080 Speaker 1: set and I saw that pig head and I was 733 00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:21,759 Speaker 1: so upset. And because it was just a pig, they 734 00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:23,600 Speaker 1: could have made a fake. There should be fake ones 735 00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:26,640 Speaker 1: if they need it, and it was this real. And 736 00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:29,000 Speaker 1: then and also when you see a pig's head, it 737 00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:31,279 Speaker 1: just looks a lot more like a pig than a 738 00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:34,560 Speaker 1: fucking cooked piece of meat looks like a pig. And 739 00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:37,279 Speaker 1: so it's just a reminder. But Paul was saying that 740 00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:40,120 Speaker 1: he did a scene on Vampire Diaries and he said, 741 00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:41,279 Speaker 1: I just had to suck it up and do it 742 00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:44,640 Speaker 1: because what am I gonna do? Like I'm I'm you know, 743 00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:46,480 Speaker 1: I mean, I don't want to say it, but he 744 00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:48,440 Speaker 1: was like, you know, fourth on the call sheet, so 745 00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:50,640 Speaker 1: you don't have a say. You can't be like I'm 746 00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:53,600 Speaker 1: not doing this scene like it's they they'll fire you. 747 00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:55,759 Speaker 1: And I felt the same way that day, and I 748 00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:58,520 Speaker 1: was just so sad all day. But I kind of 749 00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:01,439 Speaker 1: want to start be and louder about that stuff too, 750 00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:05,480 Speaker 1: because I because the vegans one man, I was a 751 00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:07,680 Speaker 1: little bit lenient about it. I've been a little because 752 00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:09,600 Speaker 1: I don't want to be an annoying vegan. You lose 753 00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:12,200 Speaker 1: a lot of fans every time I post about it. 754 00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:16,200 Speaker 1: I lose literally hundreds of people from my stories. They 755 00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:20,759 Speaker 1: don't want they hate vegans. They people hate vegans. So 756 00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:24,440 Speaker 1: I risk losing my career. But I don't care anymore 757 00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:27,759 Speaker 1: because it's um. You know, you got to stand up 758 00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:30,799 Speaker 1: for what you believe in. And also I just feel 759 00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:33,600 Speaker 1: like the vegans got me and I know that they 760 00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:36,839 Speaker 1: sent me. I did this like, um they were doing 761 00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:38,960 Speaker 1: awards show and I had to give an award to 762 00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:43,080 Speaker 1: this guy who like rescues what they do with um 763 00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:46,640 Speaker 1: beagles hunting beagles in a lot of places in America 764 00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:50,200 Speaker 1: is that after hunting season they chop off the beagles 765 00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:52,480 Speaker 1: ears for someone I don't even know. They just dump 766 00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:54,680 Speaker 1: their beagles after hunting season and they drive off without 767 00:40:54,719 --> 00:40:56,640 Speaker 1: them and they leave them in the woods to die. 768 00:40:57,160 --> 00:41:01,240 Speaker 1: And they because sunting season is over, um a hundred 769 00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:04,359 Speaker 1: percent they do the crown they don't because they cheat 770 00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:07,000 Speaker 1: those dogs. Well, but I'm guessing there's animal abuse on 771 00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:09,279 Speaker 1: in the crown as well, or like in within the 772 00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:12,120 Speaker 1: royal family for sure. I mean they're hunting animals, so 773 00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:15,680 Speaker 1: there's definitely animal abuse. Um. But it's a common thing 774 00:41:15,719 --> 00:41:18,359 Speaker 1: that in in I forget where this guy, but this 775 00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:22,000 Speaker 1: guy goes out and looks for these beagles because they 776 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,960 Speaker 1: get I mean, it's this is I mean, look it up. No, 777 00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:34,080 Speaker 1: will you google beagles abandoned hunting season? Why to know 778 00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:37,239 Speaker 1: about this? Because that's the thing. If you know, then 779 00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:39,719 Speaker 1: you know, and then people can be more aware and go, well, 780 00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:41,880 Speaker 1: there's hunting, isn't all it's cracked up to be? What 781 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,239 Speaker 1: is this ugly side of it where they abandoned the 782 00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:46,719 Speaker 1: dogs afterwards? So anyway, I was giving an award to 783 00:41:46,719 --> 00:41:48,520 Speaker 1: this guy who saved a bunch of these beagles, and 784 00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:51,000 Speaker 1: he rescued beagles from testing labs. I don't know why 785 00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:53,720 Speaker 1: beagles get such a ship deal, because they're the sweetest 786 00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:58,920 Speaker 1: looking fucking dogs. I gave this award and for because 787 00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:02,520 Speaker 1: they wanted to give me something, because I spend all 788 00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:05,399 Speaker 1: this time making the speech for this guy. They sent 789 00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:07,799 Speaker 1: me a box of like all these goodies, but in 790 00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:11,000 Speaker 1: the box were like four stacked magazines, like vegan magazines. 791 00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:13,560 Speaker 1: And one day I was just like sitting at the counter, 792 00:42:13,719 --> 00:42:16,239 Speaker 1: just like mindlessly eating, and I was like, I'll just 793 00:42:16,239 --> 00:42:19,040 Speaker 1: flip through this magazine and then I just started like 794 00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:22,799 Speaker 1: I was like, I'm all over again. I'm an activist, 795 00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:25,560 Speaker 1: Like it really doesn't work if you get the message 796 00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:28,840 Speaker 1: out there. So that's why I choose to spend this 797 00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:31,520 Speaker 1: last ten minutes that you all skipped over to talk 798 00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:34,400 Speaker 1: about it. But it's also not even funny to me 799 00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:37,920 Speaker 1: anymore that people are like, oh, on your vegan thing. 800 00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:41,279 Speaker 1: It's just like if you looked into it, you would 801 00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:44,720 Speaker 1: be upset about it too. I think you don't World 802 00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:49,000 Speaker 1: War one, this like know something about it. There's something 803 00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:51,880 Speaker 1: that you can do though, that is like more hands 804 00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:54,560 Speaker 1: on with like the activism, you know what I mean, 805 00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:58,239 Speaker 1: because I think you'll find a lot of like fulfillment 806 00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:02,600 Speaker 1: Peter commercial and how happiness and stuff. Actually, physically I 807 00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:05,600 Speaker 1: can't see the abuse, Like I can read about it, 808 00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:08,160 Speaker 1: but I don't want to see it. You can. That's 809 00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:11,960 Speaker 1: with scary saved animals like in a sanctuary and learn 810 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,840 Speaker 1: to tell their stories and stuff like. There's got to 811 00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:17,040 Speaker 1: be plenty of ways for you to like really like 812 00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:21,000 Speaker 1: step outside and challenge yourself and be more physically. I'd 813 00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:24,600 Speaker 1: rather take my platform and use the time that I 814 00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:26,920 Speaker 1: have to talk to thousands of people every day to 815 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,960 Speaker 1: talk about it, then go and clean out a dog's 816 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,800 Speaker 1: cage for my time sake. But I do understand that 817 00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:34,760 Speaker 1: I do need to get in there and like get 818 00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:38,040 Speaker 1: my hands dirty. But that's what I mean. That's the 819 00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:40,200 Speaker 1: hardest thing about this is like the pictures and like 820 00:43:40,239 --> 00:43:43,000 Speaker 1: the what you see is just so upsetting, so you 821 00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:44,640 Speaker 1: just look at it a little bit and then you go, Okay, 822 00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:46,600 Speaker 1: I have to tell everyone, and then you stop thinking 823 00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:48,560 Speaker 1: about it for two years and then Peter send you 824 00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:50,520 Speaker 1: a bunch of magazines, or Mercy for Animals sent you 825 00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:52,799 Speaker 1: a bunch of magazines, and you go, fuck and the 826 00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:54,799 Speaker 1: only reason you opened it was because Paul Wesley was 827 00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:56,640 Speaker 1: on the front cover. And you know who is this 828 00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:02,319 Speaker 1: watch crying? I I obviously I very much should. I 829 00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:04,120 Speaker 1: was looking at the level of star they get to 830 00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:08,600 Speaker 1: and I'm like, I'm ready for my close up. It's like, 831 00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:11,719 Speaker 1: I could definitely get on the cover of Mercy for Animals, 832 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:17,480 Speaker 1: bi annual pamphlet. That is a goal that would be cool. Well, 833 00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:21,279 Speaker 1: Peter did, do you remember? Um? Peter did ask me 834 00:44:21,719 --> 00:44:25,080 Speaker 1: to do something one time, and I thought it was 835 00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:28,040 Speaker 1: going to be their campaign that Pam Anderson, you know, 836 00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:30,200 Speaker 1: did where it was like I'd rather go nude and 837 00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:34,120 Speaker 1: where for and like Olivia Munn has done it Alicia's Silverstone. 838 00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:36,279 Speaker 1: They all get naked and they get to do this 839 00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:38,920 Speaker 1: glamorous naked photo shoot that's like really sexy, and it's 840 00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:41,960 Speaker 1: all like I'd rather do this than wear leather. And 841 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,560 Speaker 1: it's like, oh, she's not just being a whore, She's 842 00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:46,719 Speaker 1: doing it for animals. So you have this excuse to 843 00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:48,799 Speaker 1: be like horrorsh and horror. I mean that in the 844 00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:51,239 Speaker 1: good sense slutty and the good sense the kind that 845 00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:53,320 Speaker 1: I want to be. But you always need an excuse 846 00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:55,520 Speaker 1: to be because women just can't be slutty on their own. 847 00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:58,360 Speaker 1: They need an excuse. But Peter finally wrote to me 848 00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:01,040 Speaker 1: one day and they asked me to do it, and 849 00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:03,960 Speaker 1: I was like, yes, it's here, And they're like, we 850 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,360 Speaker 1: want to do a photo shoot with you where you 851 00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:14,680 Speaker 1: play a lazy, slash tired sheep much and we put 852 00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:18,799 Speaker 1: even a sheep costume, and you're talking about how you're 853 00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:22,800 Speaker 1: funny about how like, hey, this is my skin, folks, 854 00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:27,399 Speaker 1: stop putting it in your own. Let's like eat more chicken. Yes, Oh, 855 00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:30,000 Speaker 1: I hate eating more chickens so much. Those cows are 856 00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:35,480 Speaker 1: fucking illiterate. Eat more cows writing like four year old. 857 00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:37,719 Speaker 1: The fact that they can even write at all. Why 858 00:45:37,719 --> 00:45:39,600 Speaker 1: do we make them dumb too? Why can't we make 859 00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:45,920 Speaker 1: them intelligent? Eat more kid? That is really a weird thing. 860 00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:49,680 Speaker 1: It's like, stop slaughtering us, slaughter this other species. The 861 00:45:49,719 --> 00:45:55,040 Speaker 1: whole campaign. We're also stupid, but we're like masterminding this. Yes, yes, 862 00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:59,359 Speaker 1: but I was so sad to um. I don't think 863 00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:02,160 Speaker 1: I do the pet naked campaign though, because it would 864 00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:05,759 Speaker 1: be too obvious. I've already been too obvious about like 865 00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:07,960 Speaker 1: it would be everyone would know. I just want to 866 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,600 Speaker 1: get naked, and I don't know that it actually makes 867 00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:13,600 Speaker 1: a statement that you should it to them, like send 868 00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:17,560 Speaker 1: them a full pitch deck you fully tanned and ready 869 00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:19,840 Speaker 1: to go. You're like, I already shaved my body. I 870 00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:24,040 Speaker 1: gotta I'll send them like pussy picks and be like 871 00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:28,280 Speaker 1: I'm ready. People are like a picture of my vagina 872 00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:31,920 Speaker 1: clothes up. Would discuss people from eating like lunch meat. Ever, again, 873 00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:42,879 Speaker 1: what turns people do? Wonders? Have you ever sent plus picks? No? Wait, 874 00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:45,960 Speaker 1: what did you used to sell from craigslist? On craigslist 875 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,719 Speaker 1: dirty stockings and socks? Yeah? Wait, tell us how that 876 00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:57,799 Speaker 1: process worked from your period? She uses black socks. You 877 00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:01,800 Speaker 1: can't do it. It sucks. I got on eBay flirty 878 00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:11,839 Speaker 1: feet sixty nine and uh, and I sold. I would 879 00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:14,840 Speaker 1: go to the the drift store and just get like 880 00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:17,160 Speaker 1: the you know, the bens full of tights and just 881 00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:19,680 Speaker 1: you know, probably steal them because I didn't have any money, 882 00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:22,280 Speaker 1: um that were just worn by old ladies. I wouldn't 883 00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:25,200 Speaker 1: even wear them. Sometimes I would just put the put 884 00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:28,160 Speaker 1: the like bottom in the foot of the sock, right 885 00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:30,760 Speaker 1: in the foot of the shoe so it would get stinky. 886 00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:32,680 Speaker 1: And then I'd mail them out, but you had to, 887 00:47:32,719 --> 00:47:35,160 Speaker 1: like you had to flirt a lot, be flirty with 888 00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:40,279 Speaker 1: your feet. You had to in the messages. Yeah, you 889 00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:43,520 Speaker 1: had to. You had to interact and let them tell 890 00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:49,840 Speaker 1: your your toes look like suckable shrimps, but s u 891 00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:53,480 Speaker 1: k k A b l E shrimps with like five 892 00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:57,160 Speaker 1: h and rs. That's what I called toes that must 893 00:47:57,200 --> 00:48:02,960 Speaker 1: be suck it take how much did you make? I 894 00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:05,520 Speaker 1: think I got like thirty bucks and this was in 895 00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:11,480 Speaker 1: like two five. So underwear to I, you can't. You 896 00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:15,600 Speaker 1: couldn't do underwear that's probably always taken down, but you could, 897 00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:19,600 Speaker 1: like people, if I had returned people, they would hint 898 00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:21,600 Speaker 1: at it because they can read your messages. Everything was 899 00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:24,520 Speaker 1: getting taken down, but it was getting taken down by 900 00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:28,680 Speaker 1: the jealous other stinky foot, so they would report you. Yeah, 901 00:48:28,719 --> 00:48:34,279 Speaker 1: they would report Yeah, bad stinky. I can picture all 902 00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:36,920 Speaker 1: of these bitches, like you had to stand with like 903 00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:40,360 Speaker 1: a little dainty like foot and the pictures so you 904 00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:42,279 Speaker 1: would put them on your feet the sock and look 905 00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:44,959 Speaker 1: like kind of like eighties. Oh. I look at foot 906 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,120 Speaker 1: stuff all the time because I'm obsessed with bunyans and 907 00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:49,360 Speaker 1: like I want people to just have videos of people 908 00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:52,400 Speaker 1: pulling people's bunions away from the toe, like like I 909 00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:54,319 Speaker 1: just wanted to be pulled out and I just because 910 00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:56,160 Speaker 1: that's what I want to happen to my foot. So 911 00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:58,480 Speaker 1: all I look for is people just being like I 912 00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:00,560 Speaker 1: type in bunyan massage and you tube and then look 913 00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:03,120 Speaker 1: at the most recent video every single night of my 914 00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:06,280 Speaker 1: life looking for someone to put a video of people 915 00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,600 Speaker 1: like massaging with someone's bunyans. But all they do is 916 00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:13,520 Speaker 1: they crunched them together and like, no more crush, separate them. 917 00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:15,360 Speaker 1: And so there's a lot of foot fetish guys that 918 00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:18,279 Speaker 1: are obsessed with bunyans, and I I could do a 919 00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:20,560 Speaker 1: whole bun like I know exactly what you're talking about, 920 00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:24,560 Speaker 1: where they like their feet will have like personality. Yes, 921 00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:30,440 Speaker 1: they're flirty and like the guys are obsessed with the bottoms. 922 00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:32,160 Speaker 1: They want to see the rings on the bottoms, like 923 00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:36,480 Speaker 1: the footpads. There's there's so many positions like how is 924 00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:38,920 Speaker 1: this done on Craigslist? Though? How would they pay you? 925 00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:43,319 Speaker 1: When I'm bespoken? And then they got rid of that, 926 00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:45,520 Speaker 1: And then I did Craigslist too, and I had to 927 00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:49,759 Speaker 1: get a po box oh my god. And they would 928 00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:53,239 Speaker 1: get the payment first and then send them the socks. Yeah, 929 00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:58,319 Speaker 1: like a chat all the while. Was the chatting part 930 00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:01,280 Speaker 1: the annoying part. Would you be like, set this fucking perpose, 931 00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:04,120 Speaker 1: won't stop. But yeah, it was funny. And we used 932 00:50:04,120 --> 00:50:06,040 Speaker 1: to go to a O l oh yeah, yeah, I 933 00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:08,080 Speaker 1: love that ship. I mean we used to just get 934 00:50:08,719 --> 00:50:10,840 Speaker 1: who knows who we were talking to, but just horny 935 00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:13,680 Speaker 1: guys with their dicks out, probably talking to you, fourteen 936 00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:18,920 Speaker 1: year old feel um. One guy wanted me to he 937 00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:22,200 Speaker 1: was going to buy me a ticket to England to 938 00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:26,160 Speaker 1: come into his house and break his legs with a 939 00:50:26,239 --> 00:50:30,920 Speaker 1: bat and then buy me a ticket back. He was like, 940 00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:34,839 Speaker 1: we shall not interact like we I will not touch you, 941 00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:37,640 Speaker 1: I will not talk to you like we'll have so 942 00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:40,800 Speaker 1: many things in place. So and I was like, fuck, 943 00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:44,919 Speaker 1: like you think it was. Yeah, I didn't do it. 944 00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:48,920 Speaker 1: I feel like you would kill me for sure. But 945 00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:51,760 Speaker 1: I heard about this one guy. It's a very famous 946 00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:56,000 Speaker 1: story of a guy that paid someone to come eat him. 947 00:50:56,239 --> 00:50:58,960 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, and the same England too, I 948 00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:02,360 Speaker 1: believe is going around over there. I mean I know 949 00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:06,760 Speaker 1: their food is bad, but well, okay, so we're gonna 950 00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:09,439 Speaker 1: We're gonna go away for just a second then come back. 951 00:51:09,719 --> 00:51:11,920 Speaker 1: I want to like tie this up, tie these stockings, 952 00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:14,400 Speaker 1: these foot stockings up. We have some interesting things to 953 00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:23,000 Speaker 1: talk about, so stay here, stay at us. Okay, we're back. Um. Yeah, 954 00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:26,640 Speaker 1: the we were such pervs when we were little. We 955 00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:30,759 Speaker 1: were I loved sex stuff and like talking about it, 956 00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:34,000 Speaker 1: looking at it. Little boobs. Yeah I didn't. I did 957 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:36,920 Speaker 1: it on the cam, you guys did. I had kurseden 958 00:51:37,080 --> 00:51:41,080 Speaker 1: be my boob. So we played guests the bo So 959 00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:42,880 Speaker 1: we would just do close ups of boobs and then 960 00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:44,880 Speaker 1: we would send them to boys from our school because 961 00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:48,480 Speaker 1: we were the first house people we knew. Aw sometimes 962 00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:51,840 Speaker 1: it wasn't, but I remember Alex definitely. Who was the 963 00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:54,560 Speaker 1: guy that yelled at if you're list if you were bestie, 964 00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:56,440 Speaker 1: let's listened to every episode. He's the guy yelled at 965 00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:59,279 Speaker 1: a Thanksgiving Day parade that was like come to the reunion. 966 00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:02,640 Speaker 1: So we sent him our boobs and I it was 967 00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:05,719 Speaker 1: huffy me Halla, I think maybe you were there. But um, 968 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,960 Speaker 1: I then cursed people we knew because I didn want 969 00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:10,520 Speaker 1: to not want my boob out there, so I had 970 00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:11,960 Speaker 1: I was like chrisonal we be in my boob, and 971 00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:14,279 Speaker 1: so we had two of Christons and yeah, and then 972 00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:16,120 Speaker 1: and then we we would also ask them like who's 973 00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:19,080 Speaker 1: the prettiest? We'd ask strangers that was so mean that 974 00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:23,560 Speaker 1: we had him rate us guests who always lost the 975 00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:28,800 Speaker 1: red haired friend. I would like, why would I subject 976 00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:32,719 Speaker 1: myself right hot blonde girls? And I was like, I 977 00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:34,719 Speaker 1: don't know what I was thinking either, but we would 978 00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:37,399 Speaker 1: always did you guys ever go online and like talk 979 00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:41,960 Speaker 1: to predators? Of course I didn't have online growing up, 980 00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:44,719 Speaker 1: but I mean you had it in college though, or 981 00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:47,520 Speaker 1: like in in like in your twenties the chat room 982 00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:49,440 Speaker 1: started happening. I would have been into this in my 983 00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:53,080 Speaker 1: twenties too, nerd ing out and going to the library 984 00:52:53,080 --> 00:52:57,800 Speaker 1: looking at Liz Fair interviews on micro feast on the internet. 985 00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:01,280 Speaker 1: Before the inner that I was going to the library 986 00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:05,160 Speaker 1: and like looking at books about that had pictures of 987 00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:07,759 Speaker 1: penises and stuff in it, or like drawings and stuff. No, 988 00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:10,279 Speaker 1: what did you do this? You were perv too? Write? Yeah, 989 00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:13,080 Speaker 1: me and my friend, uh, my one friend growing up, 990 00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:16,960 Speaker 1: she had illegal cable with access to like the Playboy 991 00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:20,359 Speaker 1: channel and the Spice channels. We were watching that, yes, 992 00:53:21,239 --> 00:53:26,279 Speaker 1: and then it was so terrified of sex. I was 993 00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:28,840 Speaker 1: kind of a polly and I think, just like what 994 00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:34,160 Speaker 1: happens it goes inside of your mom. We would scre 995 00:53:34,239 --> 00:53:38,560 Speaker 1: disgusting too. I wasn't like jerking off. I wasn't getting 996 00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:42,120 Speaker 1: offto it. I was just like morbidly curious, I guess, 997 00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:44,400 Speaker 1: and it didn't seem like something I would have to 998 00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:46,560 Speaker 1: do or I was going to do. So it was 999 00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:49,000 Speaker 1: able to separate. You wanted to mess with people because 1000 00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:51,680 Speaker 1: it was like we were shaming them for having sexual 1001 00:53:51,719 --> 00:53:54,640 Speaker 1: impulses a little bit, just like we would shame the wolves. 1002 00:53:56,440 --> 00:54:00,719 Speaker 1: And yeah, not a locus. We that guy is out 1003 00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:05,120 Speaker 1: there somewhere there are still suffering from they that we did. Yeah, 1004 00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:10,000 Speaker 1: if anyone out there knows anyone that in nine two 1005 00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:13,320 Speaker 1: thousand would go in wolf chat on a o l 1006 00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:15,080 Speaker 1: and pretend to be a wolf and his name was 1007 00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:21,839 Speaker 1: not today n oct E Lope loopus lope put night 1008 00:54:22,680 --> 00:54:28,040 Speaker 1: night wessing. Yes, we relentlessly bullied this guy. I mean, 1009 00:54:28,280 --> 00:54:32,319 Speaker 1: I'm sure he might not be still with us. Yeah, 1010 00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:34,600 Speaker 1: But the thing is we wouldn't be like you fucking loser. 1011 00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:36,839 Speaker 1: We would just pretend to be a wolf and then 1012 00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:43,800 Speaker 1: we scratch and the wolf would start like our wolves 1013 00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:49,000 Speaker 1: would like just do weird ship and not say sorry 1014 00:54:50,239 --> 00:54:54,480 Speaker 1: he must he was probably buying socks from you. We 1015 00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:58,600 Speaker 1: would think fucking tail to a bush or something like 1016 00:54:58,719 --> 00:55:01,279 Speaker 1: we would for the wait. I know you're like, how 1017 00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:05,719 Speaker 1: do you do this? You type colon colon if that 1018 00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:08,640 Speaker 1: would mean an action? Okay, so like if they would 1019 00:55:09,719 --> 00:55:11,800 Speaker 1: if the wolf was gonna do something, it would be 1020 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:20,600 Speaker 1: colon colan, pause at noct a lipus's jowls colon colon, 1021 00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:23,920 Speaker 1: and then that would be a complete action in the 1022 00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:26,680 Speaker 1: world of this, like you know, role playing kind of 1023 00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:29,839 Speaker 1: thing to distinguish it from what you were saying. Yeah, 1024 00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:31,759 Speaker 1: and then what you were saying was different, and then 1025 00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:38,759 Speaker 1: what would he respond? How did you know that he 1026 00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:40,840 Speaker 1: would block us? We would get kicked out of the 1027 00:55:40,840 --> 00:55:43,680 Speaker 1: wolf chat. Then we would do private messaging with some 1028 00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:46,000 Speaker 1: of the wolves in the wolf shop. He would earn 1029 00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:51,640 Speaker 1: we like Psychologus, and then he was on my buddy 1030 00:55:51,680 --> 00:55:54,440 Speaker 1: list in college like any time, like because he was 1031 00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:57,200 Speaker 1: still around and we wouldn't but I wouldn't. I stopped, 1032 00:55:57,280 --> 00:55:59,319 Speaker 1: you know, we stopped after high school. But I would 1033 00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:05,080 Speaker 1: always think of notched a lopus and yeah, yeah, I um, 1034 00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:07,560 Speaker 1: but yeah, I was. I was always perving out and 1035 00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:14,520 Speaker 1: like definitely obsessed with sex stuff long before um I 1036 00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:16,480 Speaker 1: was having any of it. And I really do think 1037 00:56:16,520 --> 00:56:18,279 Speaker 1: that I didn't think I would have to do any 1038 00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:21,799 Speaker 1: of that stuff, that I would dodge it. And then 1039 00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:24,480 Speaker 1: my friends started doing it, and I was like, oh, fuck, 1040 00:56:25,480 --> 00:56:28,920 Speaker 1: it's coming. I mean I did a little special about this, 1041 00:56:29,080 --> 00:56:31,480 Speaker 1: but like when you, yeah, your first friend to like 1042 00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:33,920 Speaker 1: put their mouth on a penis. I'll never forget who 1043 00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:35,360 Speaker 1: it was. I won't say it because she's still a 1044 00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:39,280 Speaker 1: person that exists, but she was my friend who was Indian. 1045 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,040 Speaker 1: Do you remember my Yeah, so it was her and 1046 00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:45,400 Speaker 1: it was some other guy, and I remember just being like, 1047 00:56:45,719 --> 00:56:47,920 Speaker 1: I know she was the first, and I remember crying 1048 00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:52,200 Speaker 1: so fucking hard, dude, I sobbed for like, and I 1049 00:56:52,239 --> 00:56:55,080 Speaker 1: couldn't tell my parents yeah, because I was just like 1050 00:56:57,719 --> 00:57:01,800 Speaker 1: that you stabbed a homeless man like something I would go, 1051 00:57:02,360 --> 00:57:05,640 Speaker 1: why would you first ever do that? Why would you 1052 00:57:05,719 --> 00:57:08,000 Speaker 1: ever do it? It's discust like it would be like 1053 00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:10,840 Speaker 1: you licking a toilet. That is exactly the same thing, 1054 00:57:11,120 --> 00:57:13,120 Speaker 1: licking a toilet, and like all the cool kids are 1055 00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:15,400 Speaker 1: licking toilets. Toilets, now that's what it felt to me, 1056 00:57:15,719 --> 00:57:18,760 Speaker 1: but then I would have to lick a penis. They're 1057 00:57:18,840 --> 00:57:22,640 Speaker 1: so cute. But I didn't know that I like it 1058 00:57:22,720 --> 00:57:25,560 Speaker 1: now because I didn't know what what would make you 1059 00:57:25,720 --> 00:57:28,040 Speaker 1: like it? What makes you like it as intimacy and 1060 00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:31,160 Speaker 1: like and getting turned on and getting things done to you, 1061 00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:34,240 Speaker 1: and like when you get horny doing disgusting things like 1062 00:57:34,440 --> 00:57:38,520 Speaker 1: right now, licking someone's dick sounds disgusting to me because 1063 00:57:38,560 --> 00:57:40,600 Speaker 1: I'm not turned on, you know, like I can you know, 1064 00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:44,240 Speaker 1: I'm not like actually viscerally grossed out, but horny nous 1065 00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:46,680 Speaker 1: makes you stupid and it makes you like not have 1066 00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:48,920 Speaker 1: that filter up of like this is kind of gross? 1067 00:57:49,720 --> 00:57:52,680 Speaker 1: Did they wash that before? Right? It all goes out 1068 00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:54,800 Speaker 1: the window. This is why people don't put on condoms 1069 00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:56,480 Speaker 1: when they're like, I would never not wear a condom, 1070 00:57:56,520 --> 00:57:58,680 Speaker 1: and then they start getting horny and all of a sudden, 1071 00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:01,680 Speaker 1: no one asked about it them. Condoms have never been invented, 1072 00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:05,240 Speaker 1: No one's even All your morals go out the window 1073 00:58:05,240 --> 00:58:08,080 Speaker 1: because you get stupid when you get horny. Um, And 1074 00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:11,520 Speaker 1: I think, yeah, that was But did on you were 1075 00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:14,240 Speaker 1: you you were a late bloomer, did you get upset 1076 00:58:14,320 --> 00:58:17,320 Speaker 1: to when you found out your friends were like sucking dicks? Yeah, 1077 00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:19,760 Speaker 1: I remember, well. I really cried when I found out 1078 00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:22,920 Speaker 1: what sex was and how my parents did it. I 1079 00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:25,480 Speaker 1: was just like, I can't talk to you guys, Why 1080 00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:29,520 Speaker 1: did you do this product of this? I was just like, 1081 00:58:29,960 --> 00:58:32,960 Speaker 1: this is horrible. It was the worst news ever. And 1082 00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:36,080 Speaker 1: then when my friends started doing it, I was just like, yeah, 1083 00:58:36,120 --> 00:58:38,640 Speaker 1: I felt alienated and like, am I supposed to do 1084 00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:40,520 Speaker 1: it too? I'm not. I'm not going to do it. 1085 00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:42,440 Speaker 1: And then same thing when I heard that people move 1086 00:58:42,520 --> 00:58:46,919 Speaker 1: out when they're eighteen, I was like, what the fun 1087 00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:54,760 Speaker 1: out of our homes? I was like to worry. I 1088 00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:57,560 Speaker 1: always knew I could go back. You don't have to 1089 00:58:57,640 --> 00:59:00,560 Speaker 1: move out, that's the thing. But you you have to 1090 00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:04,240 Speaker 1: suck a dick someday, you do, like you got to learn. 1091 00:59:04,840 --> 00:59:06,560 Speaker 1: I mean, this is all in my special bang and 1092 00:59:06,680 --> 00:59:09,240 Speaker 1: but like you can't get out of that. You can't. 1093 00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:12,280 Speaker 1: If you're a straight woman. You look at like you 1094 00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:14,680 Speaker 1: can probably last all of high school without giving a blowjob. 1095 00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:16,439 Speaker 1: And it's not the worst thing I did. I didn't 1096 00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:19,720 Speaker 1: give a blow job until I was twenty. I think 1097 00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:22,920 Speaker 1: I had sex before I gave a blowjob one so 1098 00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:24,960 Speaker 1: I gave a blow job after I had sex, but 1099 00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:26,920 Speaker 1: I really avoided a blow job because your mouth is 1100 00:59:26,960 --> 00:59:31,000 Speaker 1: just so different, your vagina can't taste. So I was like, yeah, 1101 00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,520 Speaker 1: I put a dick down there, but I won't be 1102 00:59:32,520 --> 00:59:36,280 Speaker 1: able to taste it. Um. But eventually I just I 1103 00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:39,440 Speaker 1: remember my first blow job, and I just I gotta 1104 00:59:39,560 --> 00:59:42,680 Speaker 1: get I gotta, yeah, I gotta, I gotta do this 1105 00:59:43,520 --> 00:59:45,320 Speaker 1: like I have to. And then I just got it 1106 00:59:45,400 --> 00:59:47,000 Speaker 1: over with and I was like, it wasn't that bad. 1107 00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:53,120 Speaker 1: It's it's annoying. Yeah, it is annoying to I mean 1108 00:59:53,240 --> 00:59:56,320 Speaker 1: it's actually I would say it's not annoying, and that 1109 00:59:56,480 --> 00:59:59,800 Speaker 1: it is a huge if you are not wanting to 1110 01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:02,880 Speaker 1: penetrated because you just don't feel like getting a U 1111 01:00:02,960 --> 01:00:05,959 Speaker 1: t I. You're not in the mood, you don't feel 1112 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:09,080 Speaker 1: like coming, because that's the whole predict production. A blowjob 1113 01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:12,680 Speaker 1: is a real quick detour too time to go to bed. 1114 01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:17,120 Speaker 1: It's quick. Yeah, it's the eat more Chicken of sex. 1115 01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:21,480 Speaker 1: Acts is the eat more chicken chicken leg just do it, 1116 01:00:21,680 --> 01:00:26,120 Speaker 1: eat more dicken. Yeah, the person is fast. I've been 1117 01:00:26,200 --> 01:00:29,160 Speaker 1: lucky that I've been with people who are tend to 1118 01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:33,560 Speaker 1: be like sometimes I uh with partners of past two 1119 01:00:33,600 --> 01:00:36,800 Speaker 1: I won't specify. I've been like, are you a middle schooler? 1120 01:00:36,920 --> 01:00:39,040 Speaker 1: Like or in high school? Like I've heard about this 1121 01:00:39,200 --> 01:00:42,160 Speaker 1: kind of fastness, Like I should be offended by this, 1122 01:00:42,920 --> 01:00:44,920 Speaker 1: but it's like it's so nice out of someone who's 1123 01:00:44,920 --> 01:00:49,280 Speaker 1: in their forties. I think it's it's Uh, that's great 1124 01:00:49,320 --> 01:00:52,800 Speaker 1: for everyone. It's awesome. It doesn't mean I don't like it. 1125 01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:56,560 Speaker 1: I sometimes I just want it to be I just 1126 01:00:56,680 --> 01:00:59,439 Speaker 1: want to go to bed, or I already came once, 1127 01:00:59,560 --> 01:01:05,320 Speaker 1: already a little. I think guys think that women, because 1128 01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:07,600 Speaker 1: we can have multiple orgasms, that we need to have 1129 01:01:07,760 --> 01:01:10,560 Speaker 1: multiple orgasms. Do you guys agree that Sometimes men think that. 1130 01:01:11,520 --> 01:01:14,520 Speaker 1: I think they want yeah, like like as a competition 1131 01:01:14,640 --> 01:01:18,240 Speaker 1: or something, but that, but I think one is enough. 1132 01:01:18,360 --> 01:01:20,440 Speaker 1: Do you agree that one is an I don't masturbate. 1133 01:01:20,560 --> 01:01:23,560 Speaker 1: When I masturbate, I came and I'm done. I'm not like, No, 1134 01:01:23,760 --> 01:01:28,080 Speaker 1: let's keep going? You do keep going? Final thought? Wait 1135 01:01:28,160 --> 01:01:30,760 Speaker 1: you keep going? Wait? Do you guys keep going if 1136 01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:34,160 Speaker 1: you masturbate? No, I'm not. I'm I'm a one and 1137 01:01:34,280 --> 01:01:41,439 Speaker 1: done person. On the like the intensity of orgasm, yeah, oh, 1138 01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:45,720 Speaker 1: if it's if it's like if it's like a yeah, 1139 01:01:46,240 --> 01:01:51,280 Speaker 1: you'll keep going. Yeah. Wow. I've never persevered. I the 1140 01:01:51,360 --> 01:01:53,920 Speaker 1: only way I can do it is if someone forces 1141 01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:55,600 Speaker 1: me to keep going and then I'm like okay, and 1142 01:01:55,640 --> 01:01:57,400 Speaker 1: then it's like oh whoa, these can get better. But 1143 01:01:57,440 --> 01:02:00,760 Speaker 1: I couldn't force myself. I don't have that kind of perseverance. 1144 01:02:01,040 --> 01:02:02,880 Speaker 1: By the way, we didn't tie up this end yesterday, 1145 01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:06,280 Speaker 1: but because my brother in law was here, my my 1146 01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:11,760 Speaker 1: brother's husband. Um, that's how I introduced it might really 1147 01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:15,840 Speaker 1: sucked it up. Um. But I this weekend in Florida. 1148 01:02:15,840 --> 01:02:18,560 Speaker 1: I didn't bring a toy to masturbate with, and so 1149 01:02:18,680 --> 01:02:21,040 Speaker 1: I couldn't. I couldn't come. There's no like, there's no 1150 01:02:21,120 --> 01:02:25,280 Speaker 1: alter can't go back. No, I've never gone anywhere before 1151 01:02:25,360 --> 01:02:27,840 Speaker 1: that you didn't know. It's like it would be like 1152 01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:31,120 Speaker 1: asking someone who has only flown private to go take 1153 01:02:31,160 --> 01:02:33,520 Speaker 1: a train. I don't know what you're talking about. I 1154 01:02:33,560 --> 01:02:37,960 Speaker 1: don't even people still take trains. I couldn't if I 1155 01:02:38,080 --> 01:02:40,000 Speaker 1: really worry about I wanted the last of us and 1156 01:02:40,040 --> 01:02:43,280 Speaker 1: there's no electricity and I go, I wouldn't come. If 1157 01:02:44,080 --> 01:02:46,920 Speaker 1: Court accepts takes over the world, I'll never come again. 1158 01:02:48,080 --> 01:02:50,440 Speaker 1: And by myself by the way I can come from 1159 01:02:50,480 --> 01:02:54,600 Speaker 1: penetration and like romance and like connection with someone. But 1160 01:02:54,760 --> 01:02:59,960 Speaker 1: by myself, what should I do? Does I want to act? 1161 01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:03,080 Speaker 1: Really try to come with no equipment? Can you guys 1162 01:03:03,120 --> 01:03:05,040 Speaker 1: give me some advice without it being like like a 1163 01:03:05,800 --> 01:03:08,479 Speaker 1: podcast where guys are taking their junk out and being like, yeah, 1164 01:03:08,760 --> 01:03:13,160 Speaker 1: like I want to make this not sexual. Yeah, it 1165 01:03:13,280 --> 01:03:15,480 Speaker 1: happens on how you like it? Well? How do you 1166 01:03:15,640 --> 01:03:18,280 Speaker 1: how would you do it without? How do you masturbate? 1167 01:03:18,520 --> 01:03:21,880 Speaker 1: Can I ask that? Yeah, because I would do I 1168 01:03:21,920 --> 01:03:26,400 Speaker 1: would do, uh, fingers on top, on top, And then 1169 01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:28,840 Speaker 1: what do you do with your fingers? Just like that? Wait? 1170 01:03:28,880 --> 01:03:32,080 Speaker 1: What does that? Wiggle back and forth, up and down 1171 01:03:32,320 --> 01:03:35,120 Speaker 1: and down? Where's your clip in all of this underneath it? 1172 01:03:35,360 --> 01:03:38,640 Speaker 1: But where's your clitoral hood? It's always I haven't any 1173 01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:42,240 Speaker 1: So you just keep you go on top of the hood. Yes, okay, 1174 01:03:42,280 --> 01:03:44,560 Speaker 1: you keeping like shakes it up, And I was like, whoa, whoa, 1175 01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:48,440 Speaker 1: And then how long do you do that before you 1176 01:03:48,520 --> 01:03:52,120 Speaker 1: are feeling like horned up? Like because I do that 1177 01:03:52,280 --> 01:03:54,920 Speaker 1: right now, And I'm just like, I mean, honestly nothing, 1178 01:03:55,480 --> 01:03:58,760 Speaker 1: I'm just like it would take so long, it would 1179 01:03:58,760 --> 01:04:01,360 Speaker 1: take a really long time. I get. I mean I'm 1180 01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:04,760 Speaker 1: not patient enough how long. The toys are too good, 1181 01:04:06,040 --> 01:04:08,680 Speaker 1: so they're gently sucking. I mean yes, I mean my 1182 01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:11,160 Speaker 1: atachi wand is insane, and I only use that for 1183 01:04:11,240 --> 01:04:13,880 Speaker 1: penetrative sex. I don't use that alone because it's just 1184 01:04:13,960 --> 01:04:16,920 Speaker 1: too much. But the sucking toys are kind of just 1185 01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:20,320 Speaker 1: like what is it sucking your cli in it? Not 1186 01:04:20,480 --> 01:04:21,880 Speaker 1: in it, just it's like on top and it's just 1187 01:04:21,960 --> 01:04:23,480 Speaker 1: like a gentle suck. So it's like the same thing 1188 01:04:23,560 --> 01:04:26,800 Speaker 1: that your finger does, but it's well, you're clid is 1189 01:04:26,840 --> 01:04:28,840 Speaker 1: like a dick. Do you know that right? So it's 1190 01:04:28,880 --> 01:04:32,320 Speaker 1: literally like sucking your dick, but minds in any minds 1191 01:04:32,320 --> 01:04:35,560 Speaker 1: in any too, but it just like pulls it out. No, 1192 01:04:35,800 --> 01:04:37,360 Speaker 1: but in a good way. It's on top of the hood. 1193 01:04:37,400 --> 01:04:40,440 Speaker 1: It's not too sensitive. It's amazing. I need. I'm actually 1194 01:04:40,480 --> 01:04:42,080 Speaker 1: getting some sent to me to give away to my 1195 01:04:42,160 --> 01:04:46,360 Speaker 1: friends for Valentine's Day, so I'll give you one because 1196 01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:49,480 Speaker 1: I've already sent Chris. What I think, um on you? 1197 01:04:49,640 --> 01:04:52,160 Speaker 1: What do you use? Just a hand? What do you too? Fingers? 1198 01:04:52,320 --> 01:04:54,680 Speaker 1: Just reminding me of the foot rub I had yesterday 1199 01:04:54,720 --> 01:05:00,760 Speaker 1: with this poor man for an hour was like sweating 1200 01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:03,680 Speaker 1: and I was just like, I know we had moved 1201 01:05:03,720 --> 01:05:06,200 Speaker 1: to my shoulders because I did an hour long terrible 1202 01:05:06,200 --> 01:05:07,560 Speaker 1: foot rub with him. And then I was like, can 1203 01:05:07,600 --> 01:05:09,840 Speaker 1: we just do a half hour shoulders and neck? Let's 1204 01:05:09,840 --> 01:05:11,600 Speaker 1: see if this guy can do it? And he was 1205 01:05:11,840 --> 01:05:17,560 Speaker 1: exerting himself so much, sweating, dripping sweat. I felt nothing nothing. 1206 01:05:17,640 --> 01:05:19,880 Speaker 1: I was like, are you serious? He was so bad 1207 01:05:19,960 --> 01:05:21,520 Speaker 1: at it. He just couldn't do it at all. He 1208 01:05:21,640 --> 01:05:26,600 Speaker 1: was doing it all the wrong way, like in there, Yeah, 1209 01:05:26,760 --> 01:05:31,680 Speaker 1: this God, would I would just go stop, I go, 1210 01:05:31,840 --> 01:05:33,880 Speaker 1: I'll just pay you full. I can't. It just makes 1211 01:05:33,920 --> 01:05:38,160 Speaker 1: me feel icky. That sucks. I'm so sorry. But could 1212 01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:41,600 Speaker 1: you do? Could you guys both masturbate without toys? I 1213 01:05:41,680 --> 01:05:44,720 Speaker 1: thank all I do. That's all I do for you. 1214 01:05:45,040 --> 01:05:51,640 Speaker 1: What about I'll sometimes watch some born that help can 1215 01:05:51,760 --> 01:05:56,920 Speaker 1: masturbate with no porn and just your hand analog old 1216 01:05:57,000 --> 01:06:05,520 Speaker 1: school wait no no, and a long dog you guys 1217 01:06:06,440 --> 01:06:10,040 Speaker 1: log as we log would be a perfect thing to 1218 01:06:10,120 --> 01:06:13,360 Speaker 1: like put like, wait, so what's your technique? Do you 1219 01:06:13,640 --> 01:06:16,560 Speaker 1: lay on your back and just two fingers? Yeah, I'm 1220 01:06:16,600 --> 01:06:19,520 Speaker 1: the same as tailor. But I get everyone's just kind 1221 01:06:19,520 --> 01:06:24,520 Speaker 1: of going, oh, you're stiffy. Okay, well my legs I 1222 01:06:24,600 --> 01:06:28,400 Speaker 1: get I'm real stiff. Okay, you guys do that? Yes, 1223 01:06:28,520 --> 01:06:33,200 Speaker 1: I know everyone everyone does that. Yes, everyone, A lot 1224 01:06:33,280 --> 01:06:40,080 Speaker 1: of girls, A lot for myself. Yeah. A sex that 1225 01:06:40,240 --> 01:06:42,160 Speaker 1: is not great for me is that I need to 1226 01:06:42,280 --> 01:06:49,000 Speaker 1: like tense up. Okay, good, everybody's tense lucy. Yeah, it's 1227 01:06:49,040 --> 01:06:55,720 Speaker 1: like sailors like I'm partying. I like I'm trying to 1228 01:06:55,800 --> 01:06:58,240 Speaker 1: cram myself into a little like tube or something like 1229 01:06:58,720 --> 01:07:02,560 Speaker 1: like nicking on an airplane like a shrimp girl up 1230 01:07:02,600 --> 01:07:04,640 Speaker 1: in the window seat. Well, like, look at what I'm 1231 01:07:04,640 --> 01:07:06,280 Speaker 1: doing with my legs right now, you know, like this, 1232 01:07:06,600 --> 01:07:12,200 Speaker 1: like I want it to be like tight everything, like yeah, uma, 1233 01:07:12,320 --> 01:07:15,000 Speaker 1: do you so both of you on your back just 1234 01:07:15,120 --> 01:07:18,360 Speaker 1: fingers or do you like I need to too much pressure? 1235 01:07:18,400 --> 01:07:20,200 Speaker 1: I need more pressure? I think I don't. I would 1236 01:07:20,240 --> 01:07:22,880 Speaker 1: need someone to lay the top. Just take your fingers 1237 01:07:22,920 --> 01:07:26,600 Speaker 1: like this too together and then you just rub back 1238 01:07:26,640 --> 01:07:30,920 Speaker 1: and forth on top of your will just take before 1239 01:07:30,920 --> 01:07:32,560 Speaker 1: I start to like feel like, oh I'm going to come. 1240 01:07:33,200 --> 01:07:35,800 Speaker 1: It depends on your mental state. If you're horned up, 1241 01:07:35,920 --> 01:07:39,520 Speaker 1: like get really horned up. Watch something that you like 1242 01:07:39,760 --> 01:07:43,360 Speaker 1: that gets trying to do it? Just my brain do it. 1243 01:07:43,480 --> 01:07:47,360 Speaker 1: That's your task for this day. I don't work happen. 1244 01:07:47,840 --> 01:07:50,640 Speaker 1: I think it would take hours if I didn't have porn, 1245 01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:54,600 Speaker 1: because I don't. I jump around. My brain jumps around 1246 01:07:54,640 --> 01:07:57,000 Speaker 1: too much. I can't stay on one fantasy, think about 1247 01:07:57,120 --> 01:07:59,800 Speaker 1: like what I'm going to do later that day really 1248 01:08:00,040 --> 01:08:07,400 Speaker 1: happens anyway, No, you're watching. Um it's sometimes like I 1249 01:08:07,480 --> 01:08:09,880 Speaker 1: have and you know, then it's like an hour later, 1250 01:08:10,280 --> 01:08:11,840 Speaker 1: you know, like I find something that I like, but 1251 01:08:11,960 --> 01:08:14,960 Speaker 1: I wanted to add. So I don't really do the 1252 01:08:15,080 --> 01:08:17,840 Speaker 1: same method that Anya and Taylor do. You Like, I'll 1253 01:08:17,880 --> 01:08:21,479 Speaker 1: take my my two fingers and I'll bring them in 1254 01:08:21,800 --> 01:08:27,400 Speaker 1: and then I use my palm on my clips like that. Wait, 1255 01:08:27,479 --> 01:08:31,040 Speaker 1: you've done that on your Yeah, you can do all 1256 01:08:31,240 --> 01:08:34,479 Speaker 1: kinds of stuff. And this is why no one knows 1257 01:08:34,560 --> 01:08:36,800 Speaker 1: because everyone's so vague about it and weird about and 1258 01:08:36,800 --> 01:08:40,320 Speaker 1: they go, yeah, sure, like be specific what do you do? 1259 01:08:41,360 --> 01:08:45,400 Speaker 1: And everybody do you do? Do you do a claw 1260 01:08:45,560 --> 01:08:47,680 Speaker 1: like this, like come hither or do you jab it? 1261 01:08:47,920 --> 01:08:52,120 Speaker 1: Like I kind of done twelve things before. I kind 1262 01:08:52,120 --> 01:08:53,760 Speaker 1: of do the claw. But you have to look like 1263 01:08:53,960 --> 01:08:57,160 Speaker 1: inside of your vagina, like where the opening is. You 1264 01:08:57,280 --> 01:09:00,519 Speaker 1: have to stick your fingers in and find something that 1265 01:09:00,600 --> 01:09:04,719 Speaker 1: feels like a soft wampum. Oh yes, yes, like chewed 1266 01:09:04,800 --> 01:09:06,400 Speaker 1: up gum is what I ask. And you have to 1267 01:09:06,520 --> 01:09:10,800 Speaker 1: play with that, okay, and that will give you like 1268 01:09:10,960 --> 01:09:14,760 Speaker 1: an internal not just from your clitterest. That's like the 1269 01:09:14,840 --> 01:09:17,719 Speaker 1: g I think that's the G spot. It feels different. 1270 01:09:18,479 --> 01:09:20,120 Speaker 1: We didn't know it, but we stumbled into a we 1271 01:09:20,320 --> 01:09:30,960 Speaker 1: no nothing. I used to way, what made you stop? Well, 1272 01:09:31,200 --> 01:09:33,080 Speaker 1: when I was younger, I used to always be on 1273 01:09:33,240 --> 01:09:36,679 Speaker 1: my stomach and that's how I had my first orgasm. 1274 01:09:36,760 --> 01:09:39,280 Speaker 1: Then when I was like fifteen, I put something in 1275 01:09:39,439 --> 01:09:41,880 Speaker 1: there and I was like, oh my god. I had 1276 01:09:41,960 --> 01:09:45,120 Speaker 1: the most incredible, huge body orgasm and I was like, oh, 1277 01:09:45,280 --> 01:09:51,599 Speaker 1: that's wad. Probably when I was like ten, what about 1278 01:09:51,640 --> 01:09:56,759 Speaker 1: you do? Or no six ten? Also with my friends 1279 01:09:56,880 --> 01:10:01,400 Speaker 1: mom back massager, I didn't know I was masturbated. I 1280 01:10:01,479 --> 01:10:03,960 Speaker 1: was just like, this feels amazing. That's not fair. This 1281 01:10:04,120 --> 01:10:06,720 Speaker 1: is this is I'm getting triggered again, like I'm gonna cry. 1282 01:10:08,120 --> 01:10:10,560 Speaker 1: It's not good that everyone, it's not it's not a 1283 01:10:10,600 --> 01:10:13,040 Speaker 1: good thing because you're watching porn. We were watching women 1284 01:10:13,160 --> 01:10:17,400 Speaker 1: on Playboy do it, and then we're like, oh on 1285 01:10:17,520 --> 01:10:20,439 Speaker 1: Playboy in eighth grade, and I didn't masturbate until I 1286 01:10:20,479 --> 01:10:24,200 Speaker 1: was like thirty one. I didn't I didn't come until 1287 01:10:24,280 --> 01:10:26,800 Speaker 1: the X Factor ride. No. First time I came was 1288 01:10:27,800 --> 01:10:33,400 Speaker 1: Pete Lee in two thousand shout out six Yeah, two 1289 01:10:33,439 --> 01:10:36,200 Speaker 1: thousand six, I was twenty two, about to be twenty two. 1290 01:10:36,320 --> 01:10:38,720 Speaker 1: Was the first time I ever came. Pete Lee went 1291 01:10:38,760 --> 01:10:40,760 Speaker 1: down on me, and I think he's engaged now. I'm 1292 01:10:40,800 --> 01:10:42,479 Speaker 1: sure as wife Twob doesn't want to hear this, but 1293 01:10:42,560 --> 01:10:43,960 Speaker 1: it is true. And I look at him as a 1294 01:10:44,040 --> 01:10:45,920 Speaker 1: friend now. I don't even but I think we've talked 1295 01:10:45,920 --> 01:10:47,800 Speaker 1: about it before on my show. That was my first 1296 01:10:47,840 --> 01:10:49,320 Speaker 1: workasm and I was like what, And then I fell 1297 01:10:49,360 --> 01:10:50,880 Speaker 1: in love with him. I didn't need to be in 1298 01:10:50,960 --> 01:10:52,760 Speaker 1: love with him, but I did because it was so 1299 01:10:53,080 --> 01:10:56,439 Speaker 1: I did never experience that feeling from myself from anything before, 1300 01:10:56,920 --> 01:10:58,840 Speaker 1: and then I didn't again until that roller coaster. And 1301 01:10:58,920 --> 01:11:00,320 Speaker 1: then I think after that, and and I got a 1302 01:11:00,400 --> 01:11:02,479 Speaker 1: boyfriend and when I was twenty four, and then I 1303 01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:04,840 Speaker 1: then I started coming a lot, and then you know 1304 01:11:05,200 --> 01:11:07,559 Speaker 1: that since then it's been okay. But I gotta get 1305 01:11:07,600 --> 01:11:13,920 Speaker 1: back to this. I need to get a log. I 1306 01:11:14,040 --> 01:11:16,120 Speaker 1: can't believe all the stuff I need. It just makes 1307 01:11:16,160 --> 01:11:18,439 Speaker 1: me kind of sad for myself. And also, I mean, 1308 01:11:18,479 --> 01:11:20,680 Speaker 1: I know we don't have time, but when do you 1309 01:11:20,800 --> 01:11:23,120 Speaker 1: get to masturbate if you live with your partner? Because 1310 01:11:23,200 --> 01:11:25,439 Speaker 1: that is the thing I'm worried about, is that I 1311 01:11:25,520 --> 01:11:28,200 Speaker 1: will never get to masturbate if I live with someone. 1312 01:11:28,360 --> 01:11:31,560 Speaker 1: When they know but what if they can't walk in 1313 01:11:31,640 --> 01:11:33,559 Speaker 1: on it or something, they would be like hell, yeah, 1314 01:11:33,920 --> 01:11:37,600 Speaker 1: I mean I know, yeah, and my boyfriend is not 1315 01:11:37,680 --> 01:11:39,680 Speaker 1: threatened by masturbating at all. But it just feels like 1316 01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:42,760 Speaker 1: a little bit like if a guy wanted to jerk 1317 01:11:42,800 --> 01:11:44,280 Speaker 1: off and said, of funk, you, wouldn't you be like, 1318 01:11:44,439 --> 01:11:47,920 Speaker 1: I'll be like, you're supposed to save that? Yeah, can 1319 01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:50,519 Speaker 1: I watch? I actually wouldn't. I'd be like, can I watch? 1320 01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:54,120 Speaker 1: I know I've said that before, And the person's I've 1321 01:11:54,160 --> 01:11:56,280 Speaker 1: been with in the past that I won't say specifically 1322 01:11:56,360 --> 01:11:59,799 Speaker 1: who have been like, I would never in a million 1323 01:12:00,080 --> 01:12:02,439 Speaker 1: years if you saw me jerk off, I'd have to 1324 01:12:02,520 --> 01:12:05,560 Speaker 1: like never talk to you again because it's so grotesque 1325 01:12:05,640 --> 01:12:08,920 Speaker 1: and it's just so and I'm like, I wouldn't, literally 1326 01:12:10,200 --> 01:12:17,000 Speaker 1: cc it's a shameful act. Like, you know, men are 1327 01:12:17,160 --> 01:12:21,120 Speaker 1: so vulnerable and so like gross, maybe they do something weird, 1328 01:12:21,240 --> 01:12:24,880 Speaker 1: like maybe they use something. This person didn't do anything weird. 1329 01:12:25,040 --> 01:12:27,479 Speaker 1: He just was like I just go like, what's your style, 1330 01:12:27,560 --> 01:12:28,640 Speaker 1: like kind of like showed me and he was like, 1331 01:12:28,680 --> 01:12:30,800 Speaker 1: I can't even show Like it's just too it's just 1332 01:12:30,960 --> 01:12:34,280 Speaker 1: the idea of it. But are there time for you? 1333 01:12:34,360 --> 01:12:36,160 Speaker 1: Like I wish I could jerk off, but my boyfriend 1334 01:12:36,360 --> 01:12:39,720 Speaker 1: is here or my fiance is really do it next 1335 01:12:39,720 --> 01:12:43,160 Speaker 1: to them? I want to be alone all the time. Okay, 1336 01:12:43,479 --> 01:12:45,639 Speaker 1: that's a good point. Okay, this makes me feel That's 1337 01:12:45,680 --> 01:12:47,879 Speaker 1: like somebody being like can I watch you in the bathroom. 1338 01:12:47,960 --> 01:12:51,040 Speaker 1: It's like, no, leave me alone, this is my time. Yes. 1339 01:12:51,680 --> 01:12:55,560 Speaker 1: But also but if but the bathroom is different, you 1340 01:12:55,640 --> 01:12:58,320 Speaker 1: can't like bathroom with someone Like I'm not going to 1341 01:12:58,360 --> 01:13:00,559 Speaker 1: be like mad at Christ people that to go pee. 1342 01:13:00,720 --> 01:13:03,400 Speaker 1: I'm gonna pe with you. Like my sister used to 1343 01:13:03,479 --> 01:13:06,120 Speaker 1: sit on the toilet and p together. It's called humpty dumpty. 1344 01:13:09,640 --> 01:13:12,200 Speaker 1: That next week, Thank you so much for listening to 1345 01:13:12,360 --> 01:13:15,880 Speaker 1: the podcast. Thank you for being here, Taylor again, You're 1346 01:13:15,920 --> 01:13:19,599 Speaker 1: so awesome. Thank you, Noah, thank you Anya. You guys 1347 01:13:19,640 --> 01:13:21,400 Speaker 1: have a great weekend. I'm not on tour this weekend, 1348 01:13:21,439 --> 01:13:24,120 Speaker 1: but next weekend I'm back out. I forget where I 1349 01:13:24,200 --> 01:13:26,320 Speaker 1: am on you do you remember where we are at weekend? 1350 01:13:27,320 --> 01:13:35,040 Speaker 1: Thank you? Greensboro. I think Bloomington, Durham, Bloomington, Indiana, Newport 1351 01:13:35,600 --> 01:13:39,519 Speaker 1: and lex Suport, Kentucky. Oh my god, Lexington, Newport, Kentucky 1352 01:13:39,720 --> 01:13:42,479 Speaker 1: and Bloomington all next next weekend. So come out to 1353 01:13:42,520 --> 01:13:45,000 Speaker 1: those shows. Shows tickets available. And I'm also going to 1354 01:13:45,080 --> 01:13:48,000 Speaker 1: be in Europe very soon in May, so many dates 1355 01:13:48,400 --> 01:13:52,080 Speaker 1: from Tel Aviv, and we're adding an Athens date. Uh, 1356 01:13:52,240 --> 01:13:56,639 Speaker 1: We're gonna be in London, We're gonna be in um Berlin, 1357 01:13:56,920 --> 01:13:59,679 Speaker 1: We're gonna be in Vienna. We're gonna be It's gonna 1358 01:13:59,760 --> 01:14:02,200 Speaker 1: be nuts and I can't wait to go over there. 1359 01:14:02,240 --> 01:14:07,240 Speaker 1: So please come see us Stockholm, Come stock me in Stockholm. 1360 01:14:07,840 --> 01:14:10,400 Speaker 1: Uh yeah. Here at the show with David Spade in 1361 01:14:10,520 --> 01:14:14,280 Speaker 1: Las Vegas. Oh yeah. And then David Spade and I 1362 01:14:14,400 --> 01:14:17,280 Speaker 1: have a little bit of a residency for weekends out 1363 01:14:17,320 --> 01:14:20,040 Speaker 1: of this year and you can check out those um 1364 01:14:20,240 --> 01:14:22,840 Speaker 1: on Nikki Glaser dot com and those. So plan a 1365 01:14:22,880 --> 01:14:24,800 Speaker 1: weekend in Vegas and comes to me in Spade at 1366 01:14:24,800 --> 01:14:26,840 Speaker 1: the Venetian. Al Right, guys, thank you for listening. We 1367 01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:29,280 Speaker 1: will see you next week. Have a good weekend. I 1368 01:14:29,360 --> 01:14:34,519 Speaker 1: don't be Kit and jack Off. That's your hand, hopefully 1369 01:14:35,040 --> 01:14:36,759 Speaker 1: fingers crossed over my clip.