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Speaker 1: of Christmas number four. Hello, all right, this is chat Noodleton.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling from Quart. I was looking to speak with Don.

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Speaker 1: This is she Hey Don, how are you? I work

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Speaker 1: with the Technology and Innovations branch over at Quart, and

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Speaker 1: I got your phone number from your talent agency. I

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Speaker 1: understand you've done voiceover work before, Yes, I have. Yeah, wonderful.

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Speaker 1: They actually send over a few samples of the things

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Speaker 1: that you've done. And we have kind of a big

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Speaker 1: project that I think you'd be perfect for. Oh wow, okay,

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Speaker 1: just for a commercial or well no, it's actually much

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Speaker 1: bigger than that. It's a very secret project. And I

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Speaker 1: have to ask that anything I tell you after this

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Speaker 1: point needs to remain between us. Sure that okay? Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: of course, of course? All right, wonderful. So basically, we're

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Speaker 1: designing a brand new line of smart kitchen products that

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Speaker 1: will help customers cook better. Oh wow, that sounds great.

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Speaker 1: And you know how every tech company has assistance, Apple

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Speaker 1: has Sirie, amazon As, Alexa, etc. Well, we are thinking

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Speaker 1: that you could be the voice of our brand new

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Speaker 1: smart spatula. Oh my god, are you serious? Yeah, Oh

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Speaker 1: my gosh, your voice could be in every kitchen throughout

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Speaker 1: I was going to say America throughout the world soon.

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Speaker 1: Really that? Oh my goodness, Yeah, oh my gosh. I'd

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Speaker 1: love to Yeah, sign me up. Listen. If we're just

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Speaker 1: up to me, I would sign you in a heartbeat.

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Speaker 1: But you don't have the job yet. I have to

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Speaker 1: show my managers some of your samples. So would you

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Speaker 1: mind I'm recording. Would you mind doing a quick audition

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Speaker 1: over the phone. I know it's not ideal, but it

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Speaker 1: would help me. Oh no, of course, wonderful. Can I

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Speaker 1: just yet a sample of you saying, mmm, these eggs

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Speaker 1: are good? Oh my god, so the spatula is really good?

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Speaker 1: To say that? Yeah, yeah, it'll actually it can pick

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Speaker 1: up spices and everything else, so it'll talk to you

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Speaker 1: while you're cooking. It's really cool. So if I could

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Speaker 1: just hear you say that, all right, um m, these

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Speaker 1: eggs are really good? Huh not bad? Not bad? I

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Speaker 1: did like it. Um one note on it? Though? Could

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Speaker 1: you maybe do it with a little more intensity. We're

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Speaker 1: also thinking of a lot of our older customers who

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Speaker 1: are hard of hearing, so it needs to be a

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Speaker 1: little louder and I really mean louder and kind of

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Speaker 1: more aggressive. Um okay, M, these eggs are really good.

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Speaker 1: M really needs you to scream it at me. Think

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Speaker 1: monster energy, drink that sort of feel. Um. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'll try that. These eggs are really good. I liked

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Speaker 1: the intensity on the good gosh. Another note on that, though,

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Speaker 1: I think it's it's missing something. Can you try throwing

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Speaker 1: a cussword in there? Really? You want the spatula to curse? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: well we might. She's a little strange. Well, we want

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Speaker 1: our technology to talk like the consumer, and a lot

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Speaker 1: of our consumers swear, so that might be an option

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Speaker 1: that we add to the spatula. So I could just

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Speaker 1: hear you shout. Um. Okay, these eggs are really Yes,

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Speaker 1: that made me really want to try those fags. Okay, great,

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Speaker 1: IM glad you liked it. I guess let's try another one.

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Speaker 1: When our spatulas are dirty, we want them to remind

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Speaker 1: customers to clean them. So could you maybe give me

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Speaker 1: this line? Oh, I'm a dirty spatula, and you know what,

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Speaker 1: dirty spatulas get a spanking? If you serious? Starting to

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Speaker 1: sound funny? Yes, the special is going to actually say

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Speaker 1: all this. Yes. Yeah. We also have learned that our

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Speaker 1: consumers like a little comedy, so we could throw that

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Speaker 1: in there too as a joke. So could you try

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Speaker 1: the whole line together for me? I'm a dirty spatchela,

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Speaker 1: dirty s you know, a dirty spatials get a spanking? Um? Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm a dirty spatch Alma, and you know what dirty

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Speaker 1: spatchel is, get a spanking? Perfect? That was amazing. Would

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Speaker 1: you mind doing it and then maybe giving a spank?

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Speaker 1: Maybe you maybe spank yourself for the sound, and then

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Speaker 1: a moan after what? Just for some more authenticity? Yeah, yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm not comfortable doing what. That's getting a little weird.

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Speaker 1: All right, that's fine, that's fine. You're doing a great job, though.

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Speaker 1: I just have one more thing. Okay, if I could

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Speaker 1: just get you to say, these cookies are gonna be

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Speaker 1: way better than Grandma's suck cookies. What? Yeah? No, No,

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Speaker 1: you're not serious. Do you feel like it's not hardcore enough?

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Speaker 1: I feel a little We could have dispatchelor call Grandma

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Speaker 1: an idiot. Oh you know, I'm not sure I want

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Speaker 1: my voice attached to something like this. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: It just doesn't sound right anymore. Well that's a shame,

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Speaker 1: I guess. Then at this point I have to let

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Speaker 1: you know this is a prank phone call. I didn't

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Speaker 1: want to have to do that. What. Yeah, this is

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Speaker 1: actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning doing

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Speaker 1: a phone tap on you and your husband. Rick set

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Speaker 1: you up. Oh my god, are you kidding me? No,

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Speaker 1: he said, you've been doing a lot of voice over

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Speaker 1: work lately and wanted me to mess with you. But

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Speaker 1: by the way, you really sold that whole dirty spatchelor line.

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Speaker 1: I loved it, Thank you. Yes, they do. Dirty spatch

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Speaker 1: Las get spanked.