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Speaker 1: thing disintegrate in between your legs and watch the water

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Speaker 1: get cool and melky and lavendery, and you're gonna feel special.

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Speaker 1: You're welcome a good luck. The Jewels Show on demand,

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Speaker 1: Jebils dirty little Secret. It's not here. You're doing a

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Speaker 1: little secret. Remember text in four one to six one.

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Speaker 1: If you have a secret to tell us you can

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Speaker 1: say anything. Nobody will ever know who you are. We

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Speaker 1: name is. So on the phone right now is Captain

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Speaker 1: the only one you kind of remind me of pirates.

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Speaker 1: I'll take it all right. Well, how are you? Oh my,

437
00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:09,320
Speaker 1: that was so terrible. What's up man? How are you?

438
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:15,880
Speaker 1: I'm all right? Um, feeling feeling a little guilty? Um, well,

439
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:19,240
Speaker 1: out there swashbuckling so much? I bet you are? You are?

440
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:24,080
Speaker 1: Are you? I'm so such an idiot? Okay, like it.

441
00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:30,520
Speaker 1: You're feeling guilty? Yeah. Um. After so, my buddies and

442
00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:34,520
Speaker 1: I we went out drinking. Um and later that night,

443
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:39,720
Speaker 1: I uh, I ended up pooping my pants and I

444
00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:45,960
Speaker 1: hold on, did you say you pooped your pants? I pooped?

445
00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:52,040
Speaker 1: And yeah, oh wow, you're pooped and puked. That sounds

446
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:58,280
Speaker 1: like very dirty little secrets secret. So what's okay? You

447
00:22:58,320 --> 00:23:02,600
Speaker 1: were with your buddies, you said? Yeah? And then so

448
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:04,440
Speaker 1: where you at a house? Or something. And then also

449
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:05,960
Speaker 1: I want to know where are you puped, because I

450
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:08,800
Speaker 1: know where the pooping it up. Also, I've been there before. Man,

451
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,840
Speaker 1: what congratulations? If you had the trifecta, that means you

452
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Speaker 1: peeed also and then you just have done them all

453
00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:19,440
Speaker 1: a total buddy. That's a triple pee. But yeah, I've

454
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:22,080
Speaker 1: been there before in my life. It's not it's a

455
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:26,960
Speaker 1: pretty shameful feeling the next morning to go, WHOA put

456
00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:29,359
Speaker 1: the pizza in my pants? Not something I have a

457
00:23:29,359 --> 00:23:32,080
Speaker 1: lot of experience with, but it was. It was that

458
00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:36,880
Speaker 1: my friend's place, and they they had no idea, They

459
00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:39,919
Speaker 1: had no idea it was me. They actually thought it

460
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Speaker 1: was their dog who did Yeah. They text me about

461
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Speaker 1: it later, and I just went with it because, you know,

462
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Speaker 1: I didn't want to say, what would they think it's

463
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Speaker 1: their dog? When you guys were drinking? Yeah, yeah, you

464
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Speaker 1: must have really drunk, right and you have you had

465
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Speaker 1: to have been really drunk. Yeah, I hope that after

466
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Speaker 1: a sip of wine. Yeah, But I feel bad because

467
00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:09,200
Speaker 1: they spend a ton of money at the vet trying

468
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Speaker 1: to figure out like what was wrong with their dog,

469
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Speaker 1: because it was it was My friend was saying that

470
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Speaker 1: is just a lot of poop, Like we think something's

471
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Speaker 1: wrong with their dogs. So they started getting really worried,

472
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Speaker 1: and they spent all this money at the vet. They

473
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:24,960
Speaker 1: found out that it wasn't the dog, and so the

474
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Speaker 1: poop and the puke were they in like the same

475
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Speaker 1: space like on the s No no, I end. I

476
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Speaker 1: ended up puking in the toilet, but I pooped in

477
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Speaker 1: the staircase because I couldn't hold it in. What the

478
00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:41,720
Speaker 1: hell you pooped in the stad it in? But like

479
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:46,200
Speaker 1: your pants, then the opposite thing you should have done

480
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Speaker 1: better the puke under the stairs and do the other

481
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Speaker 1: thing in the toilet. Why would you leave the toilet

482
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Speaker 1: after puking and be like, now I need a poop,

483
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Speaker 1: let's go to the staircase. I was so drunk I

484
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:02,200
Speaker 1: I thought it was all going to the same place.

485
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:07,000
Speaker 1: But clearly I had no idea. How long ago was this?

486
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:12,240
Speaker 1: Oh this was like last week. Congratulations, and you didn't

487
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:14,040
Speaker 1: say anything your friends come on as a hilarious start

488
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:16,399
Speaker 1: to tell your friends like I haven't been. I used

489
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:18,840
Speaker 1: to get drunk a lot, okay, like I'm real drunk,

490
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:21,160
Speaker 1: and you used to wake up on people's porsches. Oh, yeah,

491
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:25,560
Speaker 1: I would random people. Yeah, just a doorstep somewhere, somebody going, hey,

492
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:28,320
Speaker 1: you can't sleep here, trying to get out of the house.

493
00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:31,240
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I realized that now. I could not

494
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Speaker 1: even imagine. Didn't realize that last night whenever I was

495
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Speaker 1: trying to get home. Oh my god, I've woke up

496
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Speaker 1: in a lot of strange places. But like anytime I

497
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:39,760
Speaker 1: would do something stupid, I would always just joke about

498
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Speaker 1: it with my friends, right, And you don't want to

499
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Speaker 1: tell them it was you. Nah, They just spend a

500
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Speaker 1: lot of money on the medical bills trying to figure

501
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Speaker 1: out what was wrong with their dog, And after I

502
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Speaker 1: just felt too bad saying anything because it just went

503
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Speaker 1: so far. Maybe one day, yeah, one day you'll tell

504
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Speaker 1: them you have to wait a few years. I probably

505
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Speaker 1: that one day. I'll probably be next time you get

506
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Speaker 1: that hammered. All right, Well, thanks for your really actually

507
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Speaker 1: dirty little secret. Did Jebel show on demand? Welcome to

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Speaker 1: the i n N, The Idiot News Network where idiots

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Speaker 1: aren't just in the news. For Friday, November fifth, twenty one,

510
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Speaker 1: I'm duel freshman. Who cares if you give off super

511
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Speaker 1: methy vibes, if you're funny. You can get any woman

512
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Speaker 1: you want. Find out why what I mean by that

513
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:24,280
Speaker 1: in a second, But first let's meet the idiots. I'm

514
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Speaker 1: Alx Fresh and I've said it about her dad, and

515
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:29,320
Speaker 1: now I'll say it about her mom. Good morning to

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Speaker 1: everyone except for Britney Spears his mom, and and I'm

517
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Speaker 1: English even and children, beware you'll inflo a scare. But seriously,

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Speaker 1: this is pretty scary. Oh all right, we'll find out

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Speaker 1: what those stories are in just a second. But for

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Speaker 1: your first story of the day and the I nd

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Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where adios as they report the news. Yes,

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Speaker 1: if you give off super methy vibes as a dude,

523
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Speaker 1: doesn't matter if you're funny, right, And I bring it

524
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Speaker 1: up because Pete Davidson from SNL arranged a rooftop dinner

525
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Speaker 1: for him and Kim Kardashiana him so they might be dating.

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Speaker 1: They were also spotted out the night after his rooftop

527
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Speaker 1: dinner with Kim Kardashian at a club in New York

528
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Speaker 1: City with a bunch of people. Yeah, Pete definitely looks

529
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Speaker 1: like they're you know, he's tired. He looks really tired.

530
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:14,680
Speaker 1: He kind of looks a little like translucent. But if

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Speaker 1: a girl thinks that he's really funny, you know, like

532
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:20,640
Speaker 1: obviously he works on SNL, Like obviously like him thinks

533
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Speaker 1: he's funny because though she's going on dates with him. Yeah,

534
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:26,920
Speaker 1: but confidence and being funny, Yeah, I mean like I

535
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Speaker 1: like it. Actually, if if Kim really genuinely likes Pete,

536
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:32,600
Speaker 1: I think that's freaking awesome. Yeah. He is a bag

537
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:35,280
Speaker 1: of bones though, but definitely weighs as much as he

538
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:40,399
Speaker 1: Doh my gosh, he's so skinny. I'm picturing basically a

539
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:47,359
Speaker 1: spaghetti noodle wrapped around a meatball. This is the i

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Speaker 1: n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just

541
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Speaker 1: in the news. For next story of the day, let's

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Speaker 1: send it on over to Alex Frans, who's on the location.

543
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Speaker 1: If Britney spears mom's house, Britney spearsville O somewhere, that's good. Well,

544
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:02,640
Speaker 1: Britney's getting her life back because her conservativeship is ending

545
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:05,880
Speaker 1: with her father and we don't know when, but it's

546
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:09,800
Speaker 1: going to happen. And she posted something on social media

547
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:11,960
Speaker 1: a few days ago and says, the moment I smile

548
00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:14,440
Speaker 1: and I realize I haven't in a very long time,

549
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:17,520
Speaker 1: my mom gets so concerned and says, you're acting weird.

550
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:19,879
Speaker 1: What's wrong with you? I say, Hi, my name is

551
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:22,359
Speaker 1: Britney Spear. Is nice to finally meet you. Before I

552
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Speaker 1: go any further, forgive me an advance. It's been thirteen

553
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:27,000
Speaker 1: years and I'm a little rusty. It was a family

554
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,840
Speaker 1: business before. It's no longer that anymore. I was born

555
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 1: today because I get to smile. So thank you for

556
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:34,879
Speaker 1: exiting out of my life and finally allowing me to

557
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Speaker 1: live mine. Pss Do I know how mean I sound? Yes,

558
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:43,120
Speaker 1: I one hundred billion percent do PSSs. My dad may

559
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:45,720
Speaker 1: have started the conservatorship thirteen years ago, but what people

560
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:47,520
Speaker 1: don't know is that my mom is a one who

561
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:50,240
Speaker 1: gave him the idea. I will never get those years back.

562
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:52,680
Speaker 1: She secretly ruined my life, and yes I will call

563
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:54,840
Speaker 1: her and Lou Taylor out on it. So take your

564
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:57,280
Speaker 1: whole I have no idea what's going on, attitude and

565
00:28:57,440 --> 00:29:00,360
Speaker 1: go yourself. You know exactly what you did, dad. It's

566
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:03,560
Speaker 1: not smart enough to ever think of a conservatorship. But

567
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:05,520
Speaker 1: tonight I was smile knowing that I have a new

568
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:08,240
Speaker 1: life ahead of me. Oh wow wow. So she just

569
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:12,720
Speaker 1: blasted them up those child stars, their parents take such

570
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:16,320
Speaker 1: advantage of them as crazy anymore. Oh yeah, yeah, because

571
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:19,840
Speaker 1: it was like the Californian Child Actor's Bill is a

572
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:23,160
Speaker 1: law to protect children now, so you can't do that, yeah,

573
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:24,880
Speaker 1: because they've done it so much. Well, that's all I

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Speaker 1: have sending it back to you. This is the i

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Speaker 1: n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't to

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Speaker 1: send the news. For our next story of the day,

577
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Speaker 1: let's send an olvera toy English seven who's on location

578
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:38,480
Speaker 1: somewhere scary. Yes, well, this place isn't scary Ohio, but

579
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Speaker 1: my story about Ohio is scary right now. Yeah. So

580
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:45,560
Speaker 1: although rosa blades and other horrible items found in Halloween

581
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:48,600
Speaker 1: candy might originate from myth, as I recently found out,

582
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Speaker 1: police in Ohio had to warn parents after Halloween because

583
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:56,040
Speaker 1: sewing needles were discovered in some children's candy. That's a

584
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:59,000
Speaker 1: real story. Yeah, this is a real story. So it

585
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:01,880
Speaker 1: was only in two pieces of candy, but police like

586
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:05,080
Speaker 1: took it very seriously, as they should. And there's not

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Speaker 1: very many funny facts about this story. But the cool

588
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Speaker 1: thing is, after the fact, they said, if you wanted

589
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:11,080
Speaker 1: to have your children's candy X ray. You could go

590
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:15,480
Speaker 1: to a local hospital. I would do it, just to

591
00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:17,920
Speaker 1: do it. The only thing I can like consider maybe

592
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,720
Speaker 1: happened is an old person like might have no it

593
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Speaker 1: was on purpose, even if they are you a psychopath

594
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:29,360
Speaker 1: or like a serial killer? Are you trying to like no?

595
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:31,640
Speaker 1: I live with my grandma. She forgets things all the time, exactly.

596
00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:36,720
Speaker 1: He knows my name downstairs and her basements, so who

597
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:38,520
Speaker 1: knows what you do down there? May be on the sewing,

598
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:40,080
Speaker 1: and maybe you're trying to make it seem like people

599
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Speaker 1: are better people than they are. In the Indio News Network,

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Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news live local late

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Speaker 1: breaking news, justin radio host English Heaven has confirmed that

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Speaker 1: he is in fact a serial killer. I just thanks

603
00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:00,280
Speaker 1: for the info, bro. I would do bad in jail.

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Speaker 1: I can't do that. Yeah, serial killers aren't trying to

605
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Speaker 1: get caught. They would love me in jail, job, they

606
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Speaker 1: would they would like you to cuddle with you. Who's

607
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Speaker 1: this redhead? Lose yo job? You about to lose yo job?

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Speaker 1: You about to lose yo job? Who's you accusing me

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Speaker 1: of being a murderer? That was the i n N,

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Speaker 1: The Idiot News network where idiots are just in the news.

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Speaker 1: another Jebil phone Frameay mornings, that's twenties. Hello, Yeah, this

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Speaker 1: Ross Parson's call from Plans. I was looking for Maddie.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, let's see what can I do for you? Hey, Maddie,

615
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Speaker 1: So we have down here that you are scheduled for

616
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Speaker 1: a children's birthday party. You're written out, the whole whole place,

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Speaker 1: the whole cheal bang, you're in the hosal bank. Yes

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Speaker 1: we are psych yank you so much wonderful. I'm glad

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Speaker 1: that you think of me having a lot of fun.

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Speaker 1: But that's why I'm calling you today, uh, to let

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Speaker 1: you know. I know that you had everything kind of

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Speaker 1: schedule out ready to go parties in a couple of days.

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Speaker 1: We're seven ye old birthday party. We're not. We're not

624
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Speaker 1: the Social Bankery, not the whole bowling alley. But we

625
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Speaker 1: actually have to cancel that reservation. So I'm so sorry

626
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:23,520
Speaker 1: about that. But wait, wait you have I said, we

627
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Speaker 1: got to cancer that whole reservation. I mean, it's kind

628
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:29,720
Speaker 1: of late to be canceling a reservation. Um, okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you do have to cancel that reservation. I know it's

630
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Speaker 1: last minute, but I think, um, it's really it's people

631
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Speaker 1: coming in out of town. Yeah. And see, the thing

632
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:39,840
Speaker 1: is like, normally we wouldn't cancel a reservation only a

633
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:43,000
Speaker 1: couple of days out, except we got a major, major

634
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:45,120
Speaker 1: celebrity coming into town who wanted to rent the place

635
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:47,400
Speaker 1: out at that same time. So we're gonna have to

636
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:50,760
Speaker 1: do that instead. I'm so I apologize, but feel free

637
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:55,160
Speaker 1: to rebook what you are not canceling my reservation. And

638
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:58,080
Speaker 1: I don't care if it's Justin Lieber, Jim Carry or

639
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:01,800
Speaker 1: Robin Williams come back and the dead. What the hell

640
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:06,040
Speaker 1: kind of a celebrity is this that would bump a child? Well, well,

641
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:08,400
Speaker 1: the celebrity didn't specifically ask to have the party bumped.

642
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:11,840
Speaker 1: We bumped it because celebrity wanted the book Kale from

643
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:15,560
Speaker 1: Keenan and Kale wants to book the Bowling Alley for

644
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:17,600
Speaker 1: that night, So we weren't going in and Kale Kenan

645
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:20,800
Speaker 1: and Kale those has been from Saturday and night Wive

646
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 1: and like, oh three, I'm not sure if you hearing

647
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:25,280
Speaker 1: me a what celebrity said the book it? Well, celebrity

648
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:26,840
Speaker 1: wants to book it for that night it is Kale

649
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,000
Speaker 1: from Keenan Kale Yes, And I was sure it was

650
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:30,960
Speaker 1: a huge hit. Many people watch that show. That show

651
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:32,880
Speaker 1: was very probably on Nicolodeon back in the day, but

652
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:37,760
Speaker 1: not today. Yeah, Nikolodeon the time right now. My kids

653
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:39,320
Speaker 1: watch it, and you know what, I would sit down

654
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:41,160
Speaker 1: with my kids and watch it. Those guys were hilarious.

655
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:44,080
Speaker 1: Answer the phone and and and the voice on the

656
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:46,240
Speaker 1: other line said, Hello, this is Kale from Keenan and Kale,

657
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:48,440
Speaker 1: I would like to rent a bowling alley. I was like, absolutely,

658
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:51,440
Speaker 1: so whenever you would like it. So that's why, that's

659
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:55,239
Speaker 1: why we got to cancel Revelation Celebrity anymore. I mean

660
00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:58,400
Speaker 1: one time he used to and he tried to say

661
00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:01,320
Speaker 1: on TV, but he has failed. So are we talking

662
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:04,000
Speaker 1: about Kel's career? Are we talking about the fact that

663
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,680
Speaker 1: I got to cancel your child's birthday party. I'm so

664
00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:07,440
Speaker 1: sorry about that, but we have to cancel it because

665
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:10,600
Speaker 1: it's a major Hollywood celebrity party over somebody that isn't

666
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:13,960
Speaker 1: express celebrity by using the excuse that he's a celebrity.

667
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:16,560
Speaker 1: I will not have that. My child is having a

668
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:18,960
Speaker 1: birthday party at your place, and she's gonna have a

669
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:23,560
Speaker 1: good timer. You're gonna regret it. Mark might well also

670
00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:25,759
Speaker 1: her to Keenan might be coming to count Keenan and

671
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:27,640
Speaker 1: Kil might be coming. I'm not sure about Keenan because

672
00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:29,279
Speaker 1: and I think Keenan is on the Saturday Night Live,

673
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:32,000
Speaker 1: so he might not have shut up. I don't care, Okay.

674
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:34,920
Speaker 1: I am bringing my child to your establishment and you're

675
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:36,839
Speaker 1: trying to do this. I don't care. If Jesus came

676
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:39,720
Speaker 1: back to himself from the dead and said I needs

677
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:44,200
Speaker 1: an Easter party. No, my child is more important than that. Okay. Well,

678
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:46,280
Speaker 1: I think you can't make the comparison there in celebrity

679
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:48,239
Speaker 1: when it comes to Kil from Keenan, Kil and Jesus

680
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:52,080
Speaker 1: obviously Kal biggest celebrity, so I can't even make it. Okay,

681
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:54,480
Speaker 1: a little dude, you have got to be You've got

682
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:56,120
Speaker 1: to be kidding Whitney. You have to be there. This

683
00:34:56,239 --> 00:34:58,440
Speaker 1: has to be a Joe it is. This is ridiculous, Yes,

684
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:04,960
Speaker 1: it absolutely is. It is. Yes, I'm not I'm not

685
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:06,960
Speaker 1: doing that to you. This is a prank phone call.

686
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,719
Speaker 1: This is actually Jewel from Jewils Show doing a phone

687
00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:10,839
Speaker 1: prank on you and your husband. Darren set you up.

688
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 1: He said that you've been really stressed out about your

689
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:17,480
Speaker 1: kid's birthday party coming up, and he wanted me to

690
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:22,640
Speaker 1: miss with you. I really have been a big time.

691
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:25,719
Speaker 1: I've even been ignoring him. This didn't help, Annie, But

692
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:28,040
Speaker 1: I can't believe you weren't more understanding that Kel from

693
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 1: Keenan and Kel wanted to go to There the Jewel

694
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:36,239
Speaker 1: Show on Demand. First day Up, Laura is on the

695
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:38,680
Speaker 1: phone for her first date fall up today. She apparently

696
00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:40,319
Speaker 1: went out with a guy named Danny and now she's

697
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:42,320
Speaker 1: not getting a call back and doesn't know why. And

698
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:45,480
Speaker 1: she said she injured her knee or something on her

699
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:48,600
Speaker 1: date to that in a second, First, Laura, thank you

700
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:51,200
Speaker 1: for your email. How long has it been since you

701
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:55,680
Speaker 1: saw Danny. It's been about two weeks? About two weeks, sorry?

702
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 1: And how many times have you tried to reach out

703
00:35:57,080 --> 00:36:00,600
Speaker 1: to him in that two weeks? Well? I texted him afterwards,

704
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:04,879
Speaker 1: like the day after the date, and he didn't respond. Yeah,

705
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:06,640
Speaker 1: it's been a while now, all right, And that was it.

706
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:09,960
Speaker 1: That was it, okay, And I'm so confused because I

707
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,799
Speaker 1: feel like the date went so good. Okay, we'll tell

708
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 1: us a little bit about it. You said that you

709
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:16,360
Speaker 1: you hurt your knee. Did you need your date? Is

710
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:18,640
Speaker 1: that would be a bad thing to do? Well? Were

711
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:22,919
Speaker 1: you doing something date one or two? No, I didn't

712
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:25,200
Speaker 1: need him. I just like I fell going up some

713
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:28,399
Speaker 1: stairs and I scraped my knee. Like I don't worry.

714
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:32,759
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't physically attack him or anything. Okay,

715
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:34,440
Speaker 1: but you were okay, like did you have to get

716
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:37,279
Speaker 1: a band aid and stuff for it? Well, yeah, here's

717
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:40,160
Speaker 1: what happened. Like so we met on tender or whatever,

718
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:42,560
Speaker 1: you know how like how everybody meets, and then we

719
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:43,960
Speaker 1: go on this date, and the day of the date,

720
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,680
Speaker 1: we have to call up these like huge stairs and

721
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:50,400
Speaker 1: I just tripped, like I just I don't know what happened,

722
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:53,400
Speaker 1: but I ripped my pants. I totally scraped my knee

723
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:57,840
Speaker 1: and it started to bleed. And he actually had us

724
00:36:57,920 --> 00:36:59,919
Speaker 1: turn around and like go to a drug store as

725
00:37:00,239 --> 00:37:04,760
Speaker 1: the street to like clean it. And yeah, it's kind thoughtful.

726
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:07,960
Speaker 1: Yeah that's nice of him. He nursed me back to health.

727
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:10,680
Speaker 1: It was really sweet. That's charming. Did he trip you

728
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:12,320
Speaker 1: on purpose? You think so that he could do that

729
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:14,120
Speaker 1: so he could be like I'll take care of you.

730
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:17,719
Speaker 1: I mean it sounds like he liked you if he

731
00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:20,040
Speaker 1: wanted to go through all that effort to make sure

732
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:23,440
Speaker 1: your knee was taken. How bad was it bleeding? Um,

733
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:25,960
Speaker 1: it was pretty bad. I mean it was maybe only

734
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:29,279
Speaker 1: like like I ache like the cut, but it was

735
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:33,279
Speaker 1: kind of gross. What just the whole experience, it was

736
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:35,879
Speaker 1: so tender and cute and it it kind of made

737
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:38,160
Speaker 1: him seem really special to me. Yeah, he's like a

738
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:43,200
Speaker 1: night and sh shining armor for you. Yeah. So after

739
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:47,720
Speaker 1: we patched up my leg, then we went for dinner.

740
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:51,920
Speaker 1: We did like dinner in a movie, and dinner was

741
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:56,640
Speaker 1: super fun. The conversation flowed really nicely. Uh, you know,

742
00:37:56,719 --> 00:37:58,759
Speaker 1: we had a lot of laughs, and we went to

743
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:00,920
Speaker 1: the movies and we got like a little snugly in

744
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:04,799
Speaker 1: the movie theaters. But was it one of those nice

745
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:08,480
Speaker 1: movie theaters with couches and stuff. It It definitely had

746
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:11,080
Speaker 1: the like the reclining seats where you could like you

747
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:14,120
Speaker 1: could recline, but we each kind of had our own seats,

748
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:15,920
Speaker 1: so we kind of had to like reach over to

749
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:18,600
Speaker 1: kind of hold hands or like rub legs and stuff.

750
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:21,040
Speaker 1: That's nice. That was perfect too, because you could rest

751
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:24,479
Speaker 1: your knee on the recliner I mean it was really great.

752
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:27,120
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I don't know why those guys to

753
00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:30,040
Speaker 1: call back. I'm very confused. So why do you think

754
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:33,560
Speaker 1: he's not getting back to you? Well, I don't know obviously,

755
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:36,680
Speaker 1: since I fell on the date. He knows I'm very

756
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:41,480
Speaker 1: clumsy and maybe that's like not attractive. Also because of

757
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:44,480
Speaker 1: a rip in my pants and him, you know, bandaging

758
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:47,040
Speaker 1: up my knee, he totally thought, how Harry my legs are?

759
00:38:47,719 --> 00:38:50,960
Speaker 1: You know, shave well, I mean it's not really like

760
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:54,560
Speaker 1: maybe like once a week. Okay, that's not actually like

761
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:57,560
Speaker 1: Georgia the Jungle though, Like, how harry are they? I

762
00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:00,440
Speaker 1: mean they're definitely at the prickle stage. My leg hair

763
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:03,120
Speaker 1: grows so fast. Yeah, Alex is the only woman I've

764
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:05,800
Speaker 1: ever met who shaves are like literally every day. I

765
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:09,120
Speaker 1: just don't like it, like yeah, prickly, like it feels weird.

766
00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:10,920
Speaker 1: I don't like it. And I've seen Alex tell other

767
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:12,360
Speaker 1: women that they're like, yeah, right, you're lying. No, she

768
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:15,000
Speaker 1: actually does legit every single day shaves her legs. That's

769
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,160
Speaker 1: good because I guess if you didn't, within a week,

770
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:18,719
Speaker 1: you would have a head of hair on your leg.

771
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:21,160
Speaker 1: So your legs were pretty hairy, and you think maybe

772
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:23,879
Speaker 1: that turned them off or something for me maybe, Yeah,

773
00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:25,640
Speaker 1: you know, when I do shave my legs, I'm pretty

774
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:27,480
Speaker 1: sure my razors are so old in my shower, I

775
00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:32,759
Speaker 1: don't even know what they work all Amazon Prime su Yeah, Yeah,

776
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:38,560
Speaker 1: Venus One's really good time dude, and guys out there,

777
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:41,640
Speaker 1: you can also use the Venus Ones. Women's women's razors

778
00:39:41,719 --> 00:39:44,240
Speaker 1: for body shaving are the best. They make some men's

779
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 1: products and they're terrible men's facial shavers. The ones nice

780
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:50,080
Speaker 1: ones are really good for shaving for women because I

781
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:52,399
Speaker 1: have like five places. They're just like super sharp. Yeah

782
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:55,000
Speaker 1: did you guys, did you get a kiss or anything

783
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:56,160
Speaker 1: at the end of the day. How did it end?

784
00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:59,440
Speaker 1: I totally got a kiss. Oh all right, so he

785
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:01,080
Speaker 1: kissed you too, and now he's not getting back to you.

786
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:03,920
Speaker 1: All right, Well we'll see what's up. Just joining us

787
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:06,160
Speaker 1: for today's first date follow up. Laura is on the

788
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:08,320
Speaker 1: phone and she wants to call a guy named Danny

789
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:10,759
Speaker 1: because Danny's not getting back to her after their date

790
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:13,000
Speaker 1: they met on Tinder. They went to dinner in a movie.

791
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:15,759
Speaker 1: She said it was fantastic. There was a moment though,

792
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:18,279
Speaker 1: where she fell up the stairs, skinned her knee up,

793
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:22,640
Speaker 1: and Danny, like the gentleman that he is, took her

794
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:25,000
Speaker 1: to the drug store bought a band aid. Did he

795
00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:29,600
Speaker 1: put any antiseptic on it? Yeah? Did he blow on it?

796
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:34,399
Speaker 1: You know what he actually did? Sounds like you guys

797
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:37,520
Speaker 1: really connect. Yeah, so he patched her knee up. They

798
00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:40,200
Speaker 1: ended up having a good time at the movie and dinner.

799
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:43,359
Speaker 1: They even kissed a little bit after. And now he's

800
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,120
Speaker 1: not getting back to her. It's been two weeks and

801
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:47,319
Speaker 1: she reached out to him right after the date and nothing.

802
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:48,600
Speaker 1: So we're about to call him and see if we

803
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:51,239
Speaker 1: can figure it out and figure out why he's not

804
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:53,239
Speaker 1: calling her back. The only reason that Laura can think

805
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:57,279
Speaker 1: is that her legs were pretty hairy and he saw

806
00:40:57,360 --> 00:41:00,359
Speaker 1: her legs because, you know, again, he had to nurse

807
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 1: her back to health after she skinned her knee. So,

808
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:04,080
Speaker 1: all right, Laura, I'm gonna dial this one of her

809
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:27,719
Speaker 1: right now. Okay, okay, all right? You h who is this? Um? Danny? WHOA?

810
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:30,279
Speaker 1: She sounds stressed out. This is the Jewil Show. My

811
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:32,480
Speaker 1: name is Jewil. My mind's Alex. I'm are you? Are

812
00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:35,120
Speaker 1: you okay? Do you need some help? Are you Okay,

813
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:40,600
Speaker 1: is this Danny? Yeah? Are you okay? What are you doing? Yeah?

814
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:44,880
Speaker 1: I'm fine? Who is it? Don't sound this is the

815
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:47,960
Speaker 1: Jewil Show. It's a radio show. We're trying to get

816
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,240
Speaker 1: a hold of you, Danny, and the way you answered

817
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:53,560
Speaker 1: the phone sounds like you might be in distress or something.

818
00:41:55,920 --> 00:42:00,359
Speaker 1: I'm fine. You literally heavy breathing, and you don't sound fine.

819
00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:04,400
Speaker 1: You're either really bad or really good. I'm sorry. What

820
00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:07,440
Speaker 1: is happening? What is this about? Are you? I'll just

821
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:09,359
Speaker 1: get to the point then, because I don't know what's

822
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:11,640
Speaker 1: going on. But this is about a woman named Laura

823
00:42:11,719 --> 00:42:16,160
Speaker 1: that you went on a date with. Do you remember that, Laura? Yes?

824
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:20,440
Speaker 1: So okay, I listen, No, this is real. I was

825
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:23,120
Speaker 1: about to text her because I'm leaving a police station

826
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:27,600
Speaker 1: right now, because after our date I was kidnapped. Well

827
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:32,200
Speaker 1: I just escaped and finished talking to the police about it. Sorry,

828
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:36,279
Speaker 1: what do you mean you got kidnapped? Yeah? I mean

829
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:40,520
Speaker 1: it was. It was really scary, and really the only

830
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:43,160
Speaker 1: thing that got me through this two weeks was the

831
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:46,000
Speaker 1: thought of kind of being reunited with Laura. I really

832
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:48,480
Speaker 1: think she might be the one. Are you for real?

833
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:53,920
Speaker 1: What I'm for real? Guys, I was kidnapped. I mean

834
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:57,280
Speaker 1: I have some info about some like high profile people

835
00:42:57,480 --> 00:43:00,279
Speaker 1: by who and like, how did you get kidnapped? And where?

836
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:03,480
Speaker 1: I don't think it's smart to say because they could

837
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:05,839
Speaker 1: still be watching me right now. Okay, but like where

838
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:07,560
Speaker 1: did you what are you? Like? What are you talking about?

839
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:10,200
Speaker 1: Where did you get kidnapped? And like were you throwing

840
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:14,279
Speaker 1: in a trunk? They took me from my house? Man?

841
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:20,680
Speaker 1: Were they trying to rob your house? Um? I don't

842
00:43:20,719 --> 00:43:23,040
Speaker 1: know what. I don't know what they wanted from me.

843
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:26,319
Speaker 1: I mean, my stuff isn't even nice though. I don't

844
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:28,640
Speaker 1: know why they want me. Really, I mean, I know

845
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:32,279
Speaker 1: the info, but you're this is not for real. You

846
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:35,360
Speaker 1: cannot be so like I don't. I just don't understand

847
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:39,400
Speaker 1: why someone would kidnap you. And how do you mean

848
00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:42,640
Speaker 1: does I have the keys man to the universe? And

849
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:45,880
Speaker 1: I know stuff that I'm not supposed to. Man, but

850
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:50,680
Speaker 1: they know that I know. Does this happen? You guys

851
00:43:50,719 --> 00:44:00,319
Speaker 1: are not freaking no real, this has happened before, Laura.

852
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:03,640
Speaker 1: I was saying to a radiator, Man, oh were you

853
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:08,120
Speaker 1: did you see that? In a movie? Was Liam Neeson? There? Wait?

854
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:16,320
Speaker 1: I have one fold shoot it all. Okay, Yeah, Danny, Danny,

855
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:19,640
Speaker 1: you are the worst actor ever. Oh my god, it

856
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:23,920
Speaker 1: freaking new deal. This is this has happened before. Sometimes

857
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:25,960
Speaker 1: people try to get over on us to get on

858
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:28,880
Speaker 1: the show. Is that what's going on? So from the beginning,

859
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:32,480
Speaker 1: I always freaking no, I should just always trust my tuition.

860
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:34,640
Speaker 1: People are trying to do this all the time, you guys.

861
00:44:34,719 --> 00:44:36,759
Speaker 1: I actually believed it. I had I was in for

862
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:39,960
Speaker 1: a second, Danny, And then is that what's going on? Though?

863
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:43,759
Speaker 1: For real? Look, we love you guys. We've been dating

864
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:49,160
Speaker 1: five years. You are safe, You're in a happy relationship.

865
00:44:49,239 --> 00:44:57,160
Speaker 1: That's even worse. You're true. Set this whole thing up. Well, yeah,

866
00:44:57,239 --> 00:44:59,120
Speaker 1: we love your show, you guys. We just really wanted

867
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:02,200
Speaker 1: to be a part of it. I would have included

868
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:04,319
Speaker 1: you a different way. Yeah, you didn't have to prank us.

869
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:06,880
Speaker 1: There's plenty of ways you'd call it Friday Fields. You

870
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:11,680
Speaker 1: can do. I mean, I did enjoy Danny's acting job though, Okay,

871
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:15,759
Speaker 1: I thought out where do you go, Danny? Anything but

872
00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:18,640
Speaker 1: wore the roses. I mean, Danny, I think we could

873
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:20,440
Speaker 1: have gotten away with it if you had been a

874
00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:23,520
Speaker 1: little bit of a better actor, like less dramatic a

875
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:28,239
Speaker 1: little bit. I don't know you. I'm sorry. At first

876
00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:31,040
Speaker 1: I thought you were like literally like doing the dirty honestly, Yeah,

877
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:35,920
Speaker 1: that's what you should have gone of getting kidnapped, just

878
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:38,320
Speaker 1: leaving the police station. When we call being chained to

879
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:41,480
Speaker 1: a radiator and the chewing the footoff thing, at that

880
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:43,440
Speaker 1: point you had to have known that we already figured

881
00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:50,279
Speaker 1: it out, right, It just didn't sound normal, like when

882
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:52,320
Speaker 1: you answered the phone you were like hello, like and

883
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:54,560
Speaker 1: you just like it just wasn't normal, like a how

884
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:56,839
Speaker 1: it normally is. I'm like, what is going on? Yeah,

885
00:45:57,640 --> 00:45:59,919
Speaker 1: I don't know. I was nervous. I suck. I'm sorry.

886
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:03,000
Speaker 1: That's all right, No, dude, it was. It was very entertaining. Yeah,

887
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:06,400
Speaker 1: I enjoyed it. Yeah. And so you guys are actually

888
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:10,880
Speaker 1: together then already? Oh yeah no, he've been together for

889
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:13,920
Speaker 1: five years? All right? Was there anything about that true?

890
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:17,880
Speaker 1: You guys are so crazy the Harry leg part definitely was.

891
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,560
Speaker 1: It all wasn't a lie. Thanks for listening, you guys,

892
00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:26,359
Speaker 1: and thanks for I guess a fun time setting us up.

893
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:30,799
Speaker 1: It's nice to me all Ben job, Yeah, good work.

894
00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:38,239
Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand Jebils Dirty Little Secret that's

895
00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:40,200
Speaker 1: time for your dirty little secret. Remember text in four

896
00:46:40,239 --> 00:46:41,879
Speaker 1: one oh six one. If you have a dirty little secret,

897
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 1: you can literally tell us anything. Because we keep everybody anonymous.

898
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:47,680
Speaker 1: We don't even ask what your name is, so nobody

899
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:50,160
Speaker 1: will know who you are, and nobody know nobody will

900
00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:53,160
Speaker 1: know it's you telling your dirty little secret. And that's

901
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:55,520
Speaker 1: why we give everybody a fake anonymous nickname. And on

902
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:59,560
Speaker 1: the phone right now, mister Clean, mister clean, mister clean,

903
00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:03,759
Speaker 1: the bald dude. Yeah, I was gonna bald. Yeah, well

904
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:10,360
Speaker 1: I got a ball hit, so yeah, I know. Anyway,

905
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:13,040
Speaker 1: enough about your bald head, mister Clean. You actually have

906
00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:16,360
Speaker 1: a dirty little secret. Yeah, man, I got a dirty

907
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:20,279
Speaker 1: little secret. I never told anybody this, So I'm ready

908
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:22,600
Speaker 1: to share my story. All right, We're ready to hear it.

909
00:47:22,719 --> 00:47:26,400
Speaker 1: Let's do it, all right. So when I was about

910
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:30,320
Speaker 1: eleven twelve, um um round that age, I used to

911
00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:32,719
Speaker 1: like clean up the house. And I used to clean

912
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:36,080
Speaker 1: up the house with my pairs of socks. So I

913
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:39,839
Speaker 1: would uh yeah, So when I would use a dirty one,

914
00:47:40,239 --> 00:47:42,440
Speaker 1: I would clean it, wash it out. I wouldn't put

915
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:44,000
Speaker 1: it with a dry and the rest of the other stuff.

916
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,799
Speaker 1: I would put it on my heating electrical heating unit

917
00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:50,600
Speaker 1: and I will let it dry it there, So one day,

918
00:47:52,239 --> 00:47:55,160
Speaker 1: clean the house with a dirty sock. Just why, just

919
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:57,680
Speaker 1: to be kind of a jerk. I just was young.

920
00:47:57,760 --> 00:48:01,080
Speaker 1: It was no logic, just like I was. They just

921
00:48:01,239 --> 00:48:05,480
Speaker 1: never washed either. Two. Yeah, it was so cress man.

922
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:10,040
Speaker 1: So I leave the circle on the electric electrical heating

923
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:17,560
Speaker 1: unit and come home. So my house is on fire, guys, Yes,

924
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:21,719
Speaker 1: the dry side cord on fire burned half of the

925
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:27,799
Speaker 1: house down. Yeah man, And um, I was so young,

926
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:31,719
Speaker 1: and nobody knew till this day know that I earned

927
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:35,560
Speaker 1: the house down. Wait, so like the fire, the fire

928
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:37,880
Speaker 1: people can tell like what started the fire normally or

929
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:40,400
Speaker 1: where it started. So I mean, did your parents know

930
00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:47,000
Speaker 1: that it started in your room? They didn't necessarily find it.

931
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:49,560
Speaker 1: They just they knew where it started, but they didn't know.

932
00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:55,160
Speaker 1: Why did they ask you if you knew? Um? Of course,

933
00:48:55,239 --> 00:48:57,759
Speaker 1: and I I played. I played dumb, you know, I

934
00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:02,600
Speaker 1: was like nope. So them, Yeah, they have no idea

935
00:49:02,719 --> 00:49:04,799
Speaker 1: that there half the house burned down when you were

936
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:06,959
Speaker 1: a kid, and it was your fault, your dirty sock,

937
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:13,279
Speaker 1: my dirty dry stock. I okay, come clean, mister clean

938
00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:15,920
Speaker 1: weird weird there, call you mister clean. It's about cleaning too.

939
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:20,040
Speaker 1: Are you lying to us right now? I wish I would, okay,

940
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:23,160
Speaker 1: because I'm I'm just thinking like you were. You had

941
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:25,239
Speaker 1: to clean the house a lot. Kids don't like doing

942
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:27,920
Speaker 1: anything other than what they wanted to do cleaning. Did

943
00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:29,759
Speaker 1: you burn the house down so you didn't have to

944
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:33,200
Speaker 1: clean it anymore? Come on, you weren't insanely troubled kid,

945
00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:35,440
Speaker 1: and you didn't even burn your house down. I almost did.

946
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:40,800
Speaker 1: I didn't even crush my mind. Well, I set a

947
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:45,520
Speaker 1: really big fire in my room once because I supple alcohol. Yes, yeah,

948
00:49:45,719 --> 00:49:47,759
Speaker 1: I suprobo alcohol. We used to win back on the

949
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:50,879
Speaker 1: day when you played video games and you had Nintendos.

950
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:54,440
Speaker 1: You had to clean your games out with uprobo alcohol. Flammable,

951
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:58,320
Speaker 1: very flammable. And so I put a bowl full of

952
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:00,440
Speaker 1: isopropyl alcohol in the middle of my my room and

953
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:02,800
Speaker 1: just lit it. And then I put a bunch of

954
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:09,360
Speaker 1: other bowls of isoprop alcohol around my room and I

955
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:12,120
Speaker 1: threw matches at him to see if I could throw

956
00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:16,440
Speaker 1: a match in there. I threw one into the bowl. Boom,

957
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:18,560
Speaker 1: it lit, and then I'm like, holy crap, that's a

958
00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:20,920
Speaker 1: big fire. Yeah, And so then I grabbed a blanket,

959
00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:22,200
Speaker 1: I put it over it. But then I put it

960
00:50:22,239 --> 00:50:25,280
Speaker 1: over it because it's liquid. The icoprob alcohol went everywhere

961
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:27,640
Speaker 1: on the carpet and then into a couple of other

962
00:50:27,719 --> 00:50:30,640
Speaker 1: bowls and then I put those out also everywhere. So

963
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:33,359
Speaker 1: my whole carpet was like basically a little patches of fire.

964
00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:36,040
Speaker 1: And I put it out because I'm a fireman at heart. Yikes.

965
00:50:36,239 --> 00:50:39,920
Speaker 1: And I didn't tell anybody, right, and my carpet, because

966
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:42,600
Speaker 1: you know, carpet was burned, right, but you couldn't see

967
00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:44,279
Speaker 1: the burn. You could feel the burn thoughf you walked

968
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:46,080
Speaker 1: already to be crisp, couldn't see it. Weird. Was it

969
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:48,239
Speaker 1: like a brown carpet? Yeah, it was like crisp. It

970
00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:52,399
Speaker 1: was chrissy. So my mom would walk and walk into

971
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:53,640
Speaker 1: my room and she'd be like, what's why is the

972
00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:57,000
Speaker 1: carpet like this? I told her I spilt milk. I

973
00:50:57,040 --> 00:50:58,839
Speaker 1: mean that's a good lie. That was pretty good. Oh,

974
00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:04,560
Speaker 1: my dirty secrets on the phet. Yeah, So from one

975
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:06,560
Speaker 1: arseness to another, thanks for your dirty little secret, man,

976
00:51:07,239 --> 00:51:11,520
Speaker 1: No nother problem, man, I got you back, man. Yeah,

977
00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:14,560
Speaker 1: the Jewel Show on demand. I want to hear about

978
00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:18,520
Speaker 1: one of the most awkward Halloween costumes ever. It's the

979
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:21,160
Speaker 1: Jewel Show. Then you're in luck. I know, Halloween passed

980
00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:24,759
Speaker 1: Sunday night, while so it's a week away and we

981
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:26,440
Speaker 1: haven't had a chance to talk about it yet, but

982
00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:29,680
Speaker 1: people have been asking what did Alex and I do

983
00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:33,000
Speaker 1: for Jack's He's nine years old, Alex's son, my stepson,

984
00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:36,000
Speaker 1: for his costume, because we talked about it last week.

985
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:38,959
Speaker 1: I did a parody video years ago where I bought

986
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:42,080
Speaker 1: these costumes that were actually going towards charity for women's

987
00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:44,920
Speaker 1: reproductive health, right, But what they are is they're a

988
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:49,400
Speaker 1: big women's reproductive part and that costume was in a

989
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:51,839
Speaker 1: box somewhere in the house. I kept it, right, because

990
00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:55,520
Speaker 1: you never know when you're gonna be a super nice costume, yeah,

991
00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:56,960
Speaker 1: and you never know where you're gonna need to dance

992
00:51:56,960 --> 00:51:59,920
Speaker 1: around like a who Right, But we kept in with

993
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:02,200
Speaker 1: in a box in the house. And earlier this year,

994
00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:05,240
Speaker 1: few friends were over and all of a sudden, Jack's

995
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:07,440
Speaker 1: the nine year old, must have been bored going through

996
00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:09,759
Speaker 1: boxes in the closet because he busts in the door

997
00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:15,279
Speaker 1: in that costume. Everybody turns around and goes, um, he's

998
00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:17,799
Speaker 1: where he that's what I think. Yeah, that's what I think.

999
00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:20,160
Speaker 1: It's that's okay. And then he goes, look, I'm a

1000
00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:23,960
Speaker 1: hot dog and then we all start laughing and he goes, Wow,

1001
00:52:24,239 --> 00:52:26,400
Speaker 1: being in this hot dog costume makes me the funniest

1002
00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:28,279
Speaker 1: person ever, when really we're just laughing because he has

1003
00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:30,200
Speaker 1: no idea that that's a lady part and not a

1004
00:52:30,239 --> 00:52:35,120
Speaker 1: hot dog, and he was set on wearing that costume

1005
00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:37,080
Speaker 1: to go trick or treating. He certainly was. So we

1006
00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:38,880
Speaker 1: told you about that story and we haven't had a

1007
00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:40,719
Speaker 1: chance to touch on it. Like I said, what did

1008
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:42,560
Speaker 1: we do? We had to figure out because Alex was like, hey,

1009
00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:45,000
Speaker 1: I'll get you another hot dog you like, like an actual,

1010
00:52:45,160 --> 00:52:48,040
Speaker 1: like a roll hot dog costume. He's like, this is

1011
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:50,680
Speaker 1: a rot Like this sounds great, Yeah, this is my favorite. Yeah,

1012
00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:52,160
Speaker 1: and he loved that one. So he didn't want to

1013
00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:55,239
Speaker 1: get another actual hot dog costume. So we had to

1014
00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:59,520
Speaker 1: figure out how to make that costume look like a

1015
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:02,480
Speaker 1: hot dog. I do some DIY because he didn't want

1016
00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:06,000
Speaker 1: to not wear the costume it is actually a lady

1017
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:08,400
Speaker 1: part because he's connected to that one. You know, he

1018
00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:10,600
Speaker 1: likes He really likes it. I mean, he actually does

1019
00:53:10,719 --> 00:53:12,279
Speaker 1: think that it's a hot dog, and it looks more

1020
00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:15,279
Speaker 1: like a taco to me, it does. It does like

1021
00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:16,799
Speaker 1: the way that we were all laughing at it, because

1022
00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:18,799
Speaker 1: it's hilarious. A nine year old in that costume who

1023
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:20,279
Speaker 1: doesn't know he's in that costume and thinks it's a

1024
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:21,719
Speaker 1: hot dog. One of the funniest things I've ever seen.

1025
00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:24,279
Speaker 1: Was funniest. Yeah. So a lot of people have been

1026
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:26,960
Speaker 1: asking us, did we actually let him go trick or

1027
00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:31,799
Speaker 1: treating in that costume? Yeah? We did, but we did

1028
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:33,840
Speaker 1: fix it a little bit made it look more like

1029
00:53:34,239 --> 00:53:36,480
Speaker 1: an actual hot dog, which I have to say, like

1030
00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:39,040
Speaker 1: we did a pretty good job. I saw it, and

1031
00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:42,080
Speaker 1: I'm not so sure, are you serious? Kind of to me,

1032
00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:44,160
Speaker 1: looked like a lady part that had lived a really

1033
00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:48,640
Speaker 1: long and hard life. Okay, okay, calm down. It looked

1034
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:51,400
Speaker 1: a little torrib and bloody at the end. But when

1035
00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:52,800
Speaker 1: we first got down with it, it looked like a

1036
00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:55,560
Speaker 1: legit hot dog. Yeah, because those were condiments I'm assuming

1037
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:57,759
Speaker 1: we tried to put. So what happened was we had

1038
00:53:57,800 --> 00:53:59,120
Speaker 1: to try to figure out how to dress this thing

1039
00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:01,400
Speaker 1: up to look like a hot Yeah, okay, And I

1040
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:05,040
Speaker 1: wish we would have started earlier on it. Yeah, I

1041
00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:07,279
Speaker 1: started on Halloween Day, right, we started a Halloween day

1042
00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:09,280
Speaker 1: and we were doing a bunch of other things. Actually,

1043
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:12,040
Speaker 1: Alex had her daughter, Bella, a fifteen year old, tried

1044
00:54:12,120 --> 00:54:14,719
Speaker 1: to make it look like a hot dog. Right, you're okay,

1045
00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:18,279
Speaker 1: Crafty got some some yellow fabric, some red fabric to

1046
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:21,480
Speaker 1: put some ketchup and mustard on it, some like brown

1047
00:54:22,239 --> 00:54:26,160
Speaker 1: fabric to make it look like a hot dog. Yeah, exactly.

1048
00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:29,080
Speaker 1: And we were out doing stuff and we get back

1049
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:31,719
Speaker 1: because Jackson is excited. He's like, oh, my constum's gonna

1050
00:54:31,719 --> 00:54:33,200
Speaker 1: be ready when we get back. He's super excited to

1051
00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:35,000
Speaker 1: put on this costume that isn't a hot dog at all.

1052
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:37,759
Speaker 1: It's actually quite the opposite of a hot dog. And

1053
00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:40,960
Speaker 1: we get back to the house and we walk in.

1054
00:54:41,239 --> 00:54:42,640
Speaker 1: It didn't look like a hot dog at all. It

1055
00:54:42,719 --> 00:54:44,680
Speaker 1: definitely she didn't put a dog in the hot dog.

1056
00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:46,640
Speaker 1: And this is right before he's supposed to go trick

1057
00:54:46,719 --> 00:54:49,080
Speaker 1: or treating. Literally, we were gonna come home and then

1058
00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:51,440
Speaker 1: leave to go take him trick or treating. I was like, well,

1059
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:53,719
Speaker 1: did you get don and she's like, oh yeah, And

1060
00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:56,920
Speaker 1: then I was like, what is this? Yeah, I look

1061
00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:59,040
Speaker 1: down and I'm like, that's not a hot dog at all.

1062
00:54:59,239 --> 00:55:02,440
Speaker 1: That actually looks dirtier. It looked like a taco slid.

1063
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:07,279
Speaker 1: Oh god, legitly, So we just grabbed paint because we're figured, well,

1064
00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:09,160
Speaker 1: this will look like ketchup and mustard at least, So

1065
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:11,480
Speaker 1: we just slathered it all in this paint. So we're

1066
00:55:11,520 --> 00:55:14,120
Speaker 1: taking him trick or treating in a costume that is

1067
00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:16,719
Speaker 1: a suppose it's a huha, but it's supposed to look

1068
00:55:16,719 --> 00:55:18,880
Speaker 1: like a hot dog, and it's got wet paint all

1069
00:55:18,960 --> 00:55:22,680
Speaker 1: over it, and yellow wet paint. Yeah, we were the worst.

1070
00:55:22,719 --> 00:55:25,080
Speaker 1: It didn't was it like dripping down? No, it wasn't.

1071
00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:27,600
Speaker 1: But thankfully I came and clutch with the hat. Though

1072
00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:29,399
Speaker 1: he wasn't wearing a hot dog hat in the picture.

1073
00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:32,440
Speaker 1: I shool, No, it's like the fast food hats, you know,

1074
00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:35,040
Speaker 1: the triangle ones, like the ones that servers like the

1075
00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:38,920
Speaker 1: pot dogs, like a like a fast food restaurant. Yeah,

1076
00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:41,400
Speaker 1: a triangle one. Yeah, so he has one of those.

1077
00:55:41,520 --> 00:55:44,000
Speaker 1: As soon as Alex put that on him, I was like, okay,

1078
00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:47,279
Speaker 1: now I see hot dog. I mean it still kind

1079
00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:49,440
Speaker 1: of looks like a lady part wearing a hat now,

1080
00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:51,719
Speaker 1: but now I see hot dog a little bit more.

1081
00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:54,920
Speaker 1: It like made you think food at least, so did

1082
00:55:54,960 --> 00:55:57,759
Speaker 1: anyone notice that Jack's was not actually a hot dog?

1083
00:55:58,320 --> 00:56:01,439
Speaker 1: I mean as half of the people that like didn't

1084
00:56:01,480 --> 00:56:06,040
Speaker 1: say anything, and they were like, M kind of like

1085
00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:09,840
Speaker 1: giving me the side, I giving juxtaside. I like, what

1086
00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:13,160
Speaker 1: is that? Yeah, there was one guy that answered the

1087
00:56:13,239 --> 00:56:14,680
Speaker 1: dar and was like, I haven't seen one of those

1088
00:56:14,719 --> 00:56:18,759
Speaker 1: in years. That didn't happen, but the Jibil Show on

1089
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:19,360
Speaker 1: demand