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Speaker 1: phone to work and being on it all day is

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Speaker 1: becoming really commonplace. Now, I didn't right now, I didn't

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Speaker 1: hear you paying attention to And it's not just for

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Speaker 1: people on this show, but you see it in the

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Speaker 1: break room with people at their desks. And how much

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Speaker 1: of it is work related and how much is personal? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I means yeah. You know what we need is a

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Speaker 1: corporate optimizer person like myself. He's willing to be brave.

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Speaker 1: I'm cracked down on the individuals who are taking advantage

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Speaker 1: of the system, like the worst hall monitor. Ever. That's

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Speaker 1: what I do with one woman today. I tell her

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Speaker 1: her boss is onto her and now I'm gonna put

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Speaker 1: a stop to it because that's my job. In your

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Speaker 1: phone tap right now. The twenties, Hello, this is Sharon.

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Speaker 1: Hey Sharon, my name is Paul. I work for Brianna.

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Speaker 1: You're a direct supervisor. Oh hi Paul, all right, what

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Speaker 1: can I get for you? Yeah? So not sure if

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Speaker 1: you heard, but I've been hired as a corporate optimizer.

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Speaker 1: I go into companies and I do my best to

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Speaker 1: help employees optimize their time. You, facilitate a more streamline schedule,

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Speaker 1: maximize productivity and even clicking up there. Okay, yeah, all right,

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Speaker 1: and you've been with the company how long now? Oh

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Speaker 1: I've been here ten years? Wow? Yeah, I know. I

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Speaker 1: like it here. Okay, great, good work in tirement for you. Yeah. Um.

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Speaker 1: The reason I'm calling Brianna told me recently that she

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Speaker 1: caught you a couple of times on your cell phone. Um, well,

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Speaker 1: I mean I do get emails for work on my

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Speaker 1: cell phone and I will check it sometimes. You know. Well,

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Speaker 1: our sources say that you're doing a lot of personal

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Speaker 1: stuff on there along with your work emails. Yeah. Well,

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Speaker 1: if I mean, if something comes in that I'm not

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Speaker 1: sure or sometimes something you know, I'll check another one

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Speaker 1: just to maybe deleted or okay, you know. Okay, I'm

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Speaker 1: hearing the excuses. But what I really need you to

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Speaker 1: do in terms of optimizing your workflow, I think it'd

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Speaker 1: be best if you put the phone down for the

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Speaker 1: rest of the day. We just focus on doing good

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Speaker 1: work for the company, all right, Okay, yeah, I mean okay,

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Speaker 1: but I already do that. I do focus on my work.

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Speaker 1: I believe you absolutely manifest that. All right, we'll talk

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Speaker 1: to you soon. Okay, Hi, this is Sharon. Sharon, it's

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Speaker 1: Paul again. So I'm calling because we noticed you got

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Speaker 1: back on your phone. I sudn't I put it down, Sharon.

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Speaker 1: We both know that's not true. Like, I don't understand.

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Speaker 1: What are you my parent now? I mean, people can

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Speaker 1: look at their phones doing work. I'm still getting my

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Speaker 1: stuff done. I'm above your parent at this point. I'm

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Speaker 1: the corporate optimizer. I've never heard of a corporate optimizer.

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Speaker 1: But the only reason I looked at is I saw

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Speaker 1: one of my daughters sent me a message, and I'm

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Speaker 1: not allowed to look at that. What if it's urgent?

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Speaker 1: You know, well, does your daughter work here in the building? No,

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Speaker 1: my daughter doesn't work here in the building, So then

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Speaker 1: that's not allowed. Let's put the phone away. I don't understand.

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Speaker 1: Why are you singling me out? I mean, why aren't

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Speaker 1: you talking to Nikki in sales? Are Mike? They're on

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Speaker 1: their phones all the time, and I talked to them

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Speaker 1: and they said they never got a call from you.

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Speaker 1: All right, that's good to know. I'll tell both of

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Speaker 1: them that you told me to start watching them. Oh god,

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Speaker 1: thank you, Sharon. Don't tell them I said that means

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Speaker 1: and my friends I go out to lunch with them.

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Speaker 1: You can't do that, Okay, So you rat out all

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Speaker 1: your friends. Well, I don't rat out all my friends.

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Speaker 1: I'm saying, why aren't you sticking on me? Just your

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Speaker 1: work friends? And if you're gonna go and tell them

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Speaker 1: behind my back, I'm just going to go and tell

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Speaker 1: them you're lying about it. Really, you're going to tell

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Speaker 1: them that I'm lying? Yeah, even if I recorded this

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Speaker 1: phone call and play the moment when you said this,

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Speaker 1: Why aren't you talking to Nikki and sales are like

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Speaker 1: they're on their phones all the time. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: you can't. Yeah, it doesn't sound like my voice, does it?

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Speaker 1: To tell me if you're dating? Actually, I don't have

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Speaker 1: to tell you, Sharon, because you're in our building using

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Speaker 1: our emails. Yeah, but it's my cell phone. You need

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Speaker 1: to picture me. I'm Rihanna. This is my umbrella. You're

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Speaker 1: under it. Ella, Ella? I don't even know what that means. Ella,

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Speaker 1: Ella a. How about this. What if we make a deal.

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Speaker 1: I won't tell your friends about the horrible things that

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Speaker 1: you said about them. I don't say anything horrible. I

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Speaker 1: just said they were on their phone. You need me

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Speaker 1: to play the clip for you again. I'll do it. No,

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Speaker 1: all right, as long as you hand me your phone

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Speaker 1: when you get into work each morning. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to give you my phone. Yes you are,

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Speaker 1: and then I'll give it back to you at the

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Speaker 1: end of the day. Kind of like a troubled team

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Speaker 1: who has a hard time passing their ged. Now you're

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Speaker 1: blackmailing me or something. I've not got a stand foot it. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we'll sit down, stand however you want to take it.

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Speaker 1: This is your last chance. Take it or leave it. Fine,

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Speaker 1: come to my cubicle and take my damn phone. I

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Speaker 1: want to see your face. Oh I date you, darn

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Speaker 1: you know what I just thought of something. I don't

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Speaker 1: really work for your company. I'm just a guy on

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Speaker 1: the radio that does prank phone calls. What my real

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Speaker 1: name is jeff from Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,

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Speaker 1: and I'm doing a phone tap on your Sharon. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry to get you all riled up like that,

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Speaker 1: but a bunch of your co workers set you up

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Speaker 1: for this, including Mike and Nicki. By the way, they're

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Speaker 1: part of it. Wait wait till they hear that you

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Speaker 1: rated them out sharing. They can't hear that I'm playing

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Speaker 1: it for them. That makes two of us, So you

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Speaker 1: don't hate me. I hate myself. Oh dressed? Now, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: now we're all on board. Wake up every morning with

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