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Speaker 1: My dad cheated, died, and now my mom is getting

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Speaker 1: revenge on him by defacing his gravestone. I don't really care,

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Speaker 1: am I the a hole?

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Speaker 2: There is a massive amount of things going on here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is This is a recipe of fucked upness, correct,

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Speaker 1: and we're about to drink it all down and squirt

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Speaker 1: it out. My father and mother had a very bitter marriage.

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Speaker 1: Towards the end of his life, he had a long

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Speaker 1: running affair with another married coworker and got her pregnant

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Speaker 1: right before he passed. He was planning to leave my mom,

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Speaker 1: skip the country and moved to Canada to start a

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Speaker 1: new life with her this married office coworker. Good god.

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Speaker 1: They had a house picked out and everything. He had

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Speaker 1: moved out and was living with this coworker when he

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Speaker 1: suddenly died from a heart attack while having sex. Oh actually, yeah,

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Speaker 1: oh my. The divorce papers were never filed, no legal separation.

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Speaker 1: They were in the process of moving all things legal,

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Speaker 1: but on paper they were still halfly married. Wow. Now

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Speaker 1: me and my siblings are already out of the home.

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Speaker 1: Our youngest sibling is nineteen in college, and I work

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Speaker 1: for a tech company and I'm currently back in my hometown,

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Speaker 1: helping my mom manage his estate. Well, my mom was

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Speaker 1: hurt and petty and marked his gravestone as in loving

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Speaker 1: memory of John Doe son, husband, father, and adulterer. Imagine

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Speaker 1: that on a gravestone.

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Speaker 2: That's honestly pretty amazing.

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Speaker 1: Dude, this is like, actually such a good gravestone. But like,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, what would you write on your enemy's gravestone?

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Speaker 1: I would write, here lies, here lies the liar, liar

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Speaker 1: pants on fire. Yeah, here lies the biggest lies. I

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Speaker 1: hate you love John Fry. Ooh that's what I like it,

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Speaker 1: like sincerely, yeah, since John Fry.

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Speaker 2: That's right, that's what I would put.

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Speaker 1: I like that. I like that, But I honestly like, Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's good. That's good. But I kind of want to

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Speaker 1: hear from the comments, like what would you all right

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Speaker 1: to the comments, what would you write on your enemy's gravestone?

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Speaker 2: Okay, And actually I'm gonna up anti here, dude, up

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Speaker 2: the anti do it. We're gonna give you freaking one

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Speaker 2: hundred Smacarooney's.

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Speaker 1: Will actually give you a hundred dollars.

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Speaker 2: We will actually give you one hundred dollars. Just write

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Speaker 2: the worst comment and get the least likes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so like basically, go like everyone else's so you

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Speaker 1: could get the least likes and make sure to follow

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Speaker 1: us so we can DM you and then actually get

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Speaker 1: your all your information so we can send you a

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Speaker 1: hundred bucks. Get to it, earn this money, baby. So

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Speaker 1: all right, back to Opie their gravestone debacle. So, my

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Speaker 1: dad's family and his pregnant partner are mad and want

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Speaker 1: me to fix it. I personally think it's fine. That's

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Speaker 1: who he was. He was all of those things, including adulterer,

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Speaker 1: and since it's my mom's plot, I can't do anything.

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Speaker 1: So am I the A hole?

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Speaker 2: Wow? That's that's hilarious. I I don't think so. I

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Speaker 2: don't think so. I mean it's it's hard. It's hard

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Speaker 2: when it's someone who who passes. But he was all

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Speaker 2: of those things and it kind of is what it is.

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Speaker 1: And is what it is. And also there's a little

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Speaker 1: bit of an update. Yeah, so there was a comment

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Speaker 1: saying like if I was walking through a cemetery and

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Speaker 1: saw that, I would absolutely die no pun intended. Uh,

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Speaker 1: your mom is an icon, not the A hole. I

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Speaker 1: hope she burns his old shirts or something. And then

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Speaker 1: op said, well, the side piece right now is currently

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Speaker 1: nine months pregnant and about to pop any day. My

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Speaker 1: mom is lawyered up and since my dad died in state,

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Speaker 1: according to our state laws, everything goes to my mom.

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Speaker 1: My mom is not leaving anything for the side piece.

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Speaker 1: She's going to leave it for us when she passes.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: Wow wow.

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Speaker 2: I was about to say that sucks for the kid,

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Speaker 2: but it's like, it's kind of on the mom. The

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Speaker 2: mom cheated, she had the kid, and it's and then

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Speaker 2: it's up to her to provide.

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Speaker 1: So bad, so bad, But also what a way to

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Speaker 1: go for the dad.

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Speaker 2: Midsex that might be the most ridiculous, like passing

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Speaker 1: So funny, absolutely ridiculous,