Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, I'm recording. It was fucking hot, woo, nasty, nasty,
Speaker 1: It's gonna stay hot, I think.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's just now just feeling like la yes,
Speaker 2: all right, before when it was just like it's fucking
Speaker 2: the seventy was the high. Like I was like, how
Speaker 2: we're supposed to be happening. My feet are supposed to
Speaker 2: be crinkling, sizzling.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Under you kept saying, and where's your global warming now? Jack?
Speaker 1: And I was like, Miles, it's.
Speaker 2: And I said, where's your global warming now? Cuck, that's
Speaker 2: not you know, let's not reinvent what I said. It
Speaker 2: was pretty clear you were pretty specific about that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: my feet are getting I mean they're getting their their
Speaker 2: summer heat pads back. I try and stay as barefoot
Speaker 2: as possible on concrete. It's just like oy thing I've
Speaker 2: had so I was a kid.
Speaker 1: My kids have been talking about my feet, like and
Speaker 1: how they're like, how are your feet, oh.
Speaker 3: Like being able to like stand the concrete?
Speaker 1: Why is your foot skin a different substance than I've
Speaker 1: ever touched?
Speaker 3: Yell, I got, I got a wild path, I.
Speaker 1: Got, I got, got got, I got I got That
Speaker 1: was originally I got that skin.
Speaker 2: I need to exfoliate, exfolli ate up under my feet. Yeah,
Speaker 2: this ship, there's probably a good half inch of like
Speaker 2: protective skin on the bottoms of my feet. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: really my arches that don't have something.
Speaker 1: I've got like five skins worth of skin on my
Speaker 1: on the bottom of my feet.
Speaker 3: The fucker's five skins with skins.
Speaker 1: Like it's five layers. It seems like it's made out
Speaker 1: of like it came it seems like it came out
Speaker 1: of a hot glue gun. The bottom of my feet
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 2: So if you're saying, if you did a cross section
Speaker 2: of your foot, it would look like the earth, like.
Speaker 1: The mantle on the bottom of my feet.
Speaker 3: Okay, that makes more sense.
Speaker 1: I'm just walking around without choosing.
Speaker 3: I thought we're just collecting skin or something there.
Speaker 1: I have five kinds of feet down there. Chicken, yeah, snake,
Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this weekend edition of
Speaker 1: Gay Yeah. Yeah. It's a production of iHeart Radio production
Speaker 1: of Brian the editor is here early after being up
Speaker 1: all night. Early after being up all night watching a
Speaker 1: chronology of the Drake hundred beef by accident, he said, Oh,
Speaker 1: I put that shit on at one o'clock and just
Speaker 1: like time warped forward an hour and forty five minutes.
Speaker 3: I just washed my pinky.
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's supid to say that.
Speaker 4: I had my hand on the rest of my chair
Speaker 4: and I swiveled it and it just pinched it under
Speaker 4: my desk, and I'm like, pinky, it's got a little
Speaker 4: red dot on it.
Speaker 3: Anything from the blood vessels breaking.
Speaker 1: Well, that right there, that is my co hosts, Pinky
Speaker 1: and the Brain.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you so much. That's our new duo called
Speaker 2: I'm Pinky and that's the Brain. Thanks for having me
Speaker 2: by my pinky injuries.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's smart.
Speaker 1: This motherfucker will smush his pinky everyone. Thing you gotta
Speaker 1: know about my boy, Miles. He doesn't give a fuck.
Speaker 1: He will smush his pinky anyway.
Speaker 2: So can we buy you l Can we buy you
Speaker 2: lady some drinks?
Speaker 3: What? No? All right?
Speaker 1: All right? He smushed his pink.
Speaker 3: Jack and I being wingmen for each other here about.
Speaker 1: Slumping into each other die after the first flight. All right, Well, Miles,
Speaker 1: this is the episode where we tell the people what
Speaker 1: was training over the weekend. We got a lot for you.
Speaker 1: We got all kinds of things we got, uh Donald Trump,
Speaker 1: you heard about this guy? We got Dave Grohl really,
Speaker 1: uh yeah Trump did Dave? Dave did he?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Man, Like this is he's just on.
Speaker 2: I've got I've got an aptitude, folks for that sort
Speaker 2: of thing. That's what I've got, an aptitude. I'm saying aptitude.
Speaker 1: We're we're going to talk about toilet stall etiquette, all
Speaker 1: of that more, but first before we get to any
Speaker 1: of it, we do like to let you guys, get
Speaker 1: to know us a little bit better by telling you
Speaker 1: something that we think is underrated, something we think is overrated.
Speaker 1: You want to go, Miles, you want me to go?
Speaker 3: Dude, I want to go.
Speaker 1: You want to go?
Speaker 3: I want to go. Man, you want to get out
Speaker 3: of here. Let me get out of here.
Speaker 1: You get out of here real quick.
Speaker 2: Underrated? Okay, So I've I always, like I knew, like
Speaker 2: Elon musk stands are willing to just excuse away anything
Speaker 2: they see. But I've gotten really into the cyber truck
Speaker 2: like in terms of watching like the Shotenfreuda of people's
Speaker 2: cyber trucks falling the fuck apart, or them being like
Speaker 2: this car kind of sucks, like exactly you fool.
Speaker 3: It's like, what the fuck.
Speaker 1: Is this not being willing? Like the purest of cognitive dissonance, dude.
Speaker 3: Pure uncut fucking cope.
Speaker 2: Is just it makes my nose believe the combination made
Speaker 2: my eye. There's a whole there's a subreddit called there's
Speaker 2: like a battle on like the automotive subreddits between our
Speaker 2: cyber truck and our cyber stuck and cyber stuck is
Speaker 2: just an aggregation of all people fucking just lamenting or
Speaker 2: pretending like shit's all blood and so I really underrated
Speaker 2: just how much like for people who you know outwardly
Speaker 2: are like.
Speaker 3: I'm just so into futuristic shit. Dude, I'm into Doge,
Speaker 3: I'm into Tesla, dude, I'm space set, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean. Like they're all about like the fucking future.
Speaker 2: How they can just completely ignore blatant issues with a
Speaker 2: fucking vehicle that costs like one hundred and twenty thousand
Speaker 2: dollars that normally like these would be the same people
Speaker 2: be like, oh the new iPhone, doesn't.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean, like would start nitpicking.
Speaker 2: But there's these kinds of videos right where there's this
Speaker 2: one dude who make he has a cybertruck. He makes
Speaker 2: all this cybertruck content and he's making videos where he
Speaker 2: clearly points out the fucking flaws like with the car,
Speaker 2: but spins it at the end with some like shit
Speaker 2: is like, so I don't know, you guys, let me
Speaker 2: know in the comments, like what you think. Is it
Speaker 2: a bad thing that some of the panels are already
Speaker 2: coming looser? Yeah, He's like, let me know what you
Speaker 2: guys think. But he does it like in this positive way.
Speaker 2: He's like, oh my god, day fourteen with the cyber truck,
Speaker 2: got to say, I'm loving it. This car is so futuristic.
Speaker 2: The interior is rattling really loud already, Like the seats
Speaker 2: are fucking vibrating. Let me know in the comments, which
Speaker 2: you think should a car be doing this after two
Speaker 2: weeks on the road or is this just price we
Speaker 2: pay for having a car that's literally from the future.
Speaker 3: Let me know, gang, like in the.
Speaker 1: Theatre as imagined by the year nineteen eighty eight.
Speaker 2: Imagined by me with magnetiles, right, yeah, and like it
Speaker 2: has the same geog like you know, physical nuance, angular nuance.
Speaker 1: And something structure from magnetiles.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So it's just shout out to all these people who
Speaker 2: are refusing to take an l you know, like it's
Speaker 2: it's really awesome to see because it's truly some wild
Speaker 2: shit where people are like, oh, man, I fucked up
Speaker 2: and like went into the car wash really afraid my
Speaker 2: car is gonna die.
Speaker 3: And then you'll see like update, my car died and
Speaker 3: you're like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, got what I fucked up? I got it went
Speaker 1: Elon told me. I mean, there's can we talk real
Speaker 1: quick about the story. Like one of the stories on
Speaker 1: the doc is about cyber trucks like getting defaced with
Speaker 1: somebody spray painted the message fuck Elon On like a
Speaker 1: parking lot full of like fifty of them, right, And
Speaker 1: the thing that I took away from it was like
Speaker 1: the way it was written about on this site Torque
Speaker 1: News is wild. They're just like it's actually like so
Speaker 1: they were able to get the paint off easily and
Speaker 1: the vehicles look even more shiny and stunning thanks to
Speaker 1: the deep cleaning.
Speaker 3: Exactly that kind of shit.
Speaker 2: It actually like it ended up being on a net
Speaker 2: positive that these people are so angry at that cybertruck.
Speaker 1: It actually the vandalism made the trucks better. When you
Speaker 1: come to Elon it actually makes him stronger. Bro, I
Speaker 1: thought you knew that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, his ribcade just expanded three more feet. He looks
Speaker 2: like he's like so like his organs are so off
Speaker 2: the chain. It could be real like a I don't
Speaker 2: know that people say that happens like organ growth but whatever.
Speaker 1: Also the premise of that story that it got cleaner
Speaker 1: after it was Look at this video, Jack Funny. It's
Speaker 1: flapping around, flapping around like a bathroom, like a whole.
Speaker 2: It's the fucking side trim this guy's and it's fully
Speaker 2: blown appart at an angle. And people were like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I gotta take it in. They said it should be
Speaker 2: an easy fix. Any other time people have been like
Speaker 2: this car is a fucking disaster. But I don't know,
Speaker 2: Like in the cyber truck subreddit, I'm like I need
Speaker 2: like some AI people like look and be like is
Speaker 2: this is it all? Like? Are there bots in there
Speaker 2: just propping up the narrative that this car isn't a
Speaker 2: total l or do people just like just in this
Speaker 2: weird ironic way people become bots like from following up?
Speaker 1: So yeah, right, and yeah, we've all we've seen it.
Speaker 1: We've been there before with the Star Wars prequels I
Speaker 1: got safe.
Speaker 2: The cope from cyber truck fans only second to the
Speaker 2: cope that Laker fans are cable. You still haven't. You
Speaker 2: still don't have us beat. You still don't have us beat.
Speaker 1: You're close second second. But also the idea that the
Speaker 1: cyber trucks got cleaner after the thing was like, wait,
Speaker 1: so they're dirty when you deliver them, but it doesn't matter,
Speaker 1: like they just need to spin everything into a win
Speaker 1: in some way.
Speaker 2: But yeah, there is the refrain that everyone the most
Speaker 2: common thing is people are explaining away these like all
Speaker 2: these defects because it's clear this car just got fucking
Speaker 2: rushed off the line to to you know, deliver, to
Speaker 2: be delivered to customers. That everyone just goes, well, it's
Speaker 2: so futuristic. I mean like there's obviously going to be
Speaker 2: like hiccups.
Speaker 3: It's so futuristic. I'm like, for the seat, like for
Speaker 3: the fabric on the seat to stay on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a futuristic option. Oh sure, Okay, just felt stapled
Speaker 1: to the interior of like a fucking metal cage. All right,
Speaker 1: my underrated. First of all, if I didn't have kids,
Speaker 1: I think I'd be underrating the Despicable Me franchise. The
Speaker 1: minions are like the degree to which there so the
Speaker 1: premise of Despicable Me For if you don't have kids,
Speaker 1: the minions get superpowers. At least that's like one of
Speaker 1: the things that happens.
Speaker 3: That's an escalation in the lore of the Minions.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they get like they one of the things
Speaker 1: they try is like Jerry becomes super Jerry and he's
Speaker 1: this like giant, uhstructive Jerry won a minion and it
Speaker 1: has just destroyed my kid's brains. Like they're just they
Speaker 1: saw the trailer when we went to see the Inside
Speaker 1: Out Too, and are just like, well, like remember that
Speaker 1: one part, Like we saw Inside Out Too. They liked it.
Speaker 1: But all they're talking about is Despicable Me For and
Speaker 1: like when that comes out, when they're going to see it,
Speaker 1: And I don't think people are are are ready for
Speaker 1: what Despicable Me For is going to do to uh
Speaker 1: children or the box office. I think it's I think
Speaker 1: it's gonna be a big hit. And then also I
Speaker 1: just have to say I've been reading a lot of history,
Speaker 1: reading a history book about the early days of John F.
Speaker 1: Kennedy got a Kennedy Podcast coming and the stupidity of
Speaker 1: Hitler's mustache at the time, like during World War Two
Speaker 1: is like that people, I don't know. So there's there's
Speaker 1: a section on Hitler in this JFK bio biography because
Speaker 1: JFK was like a World War two hero and his
Speaker 1: girlfriend during the war was a suspected Nazi spy what
Speaker 1: like she she I don't think she ended up being one,
Speaker 1: but she was like a journalist who had like written
Speaker 1: a profile on Hitler and people were like, wait, isn't
Speaker 1: that her in the box at the Berlin Olympics with Hitler.
Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, what do you know? You know, I'm
Speaker 1: just like friendly, you know, I thought he.
Speaker 3: Was outside, you know what I say.
Speaker 1: So the excerpt like one of her profile of him,
Speaker 1: and first of all, it's like you immediately like the
Speaker 1: guy so not great, but reading the profiles of him
Speaker 1: and then this like made me go, look, I'm always
Speaker 1: struck by the fact that it doesn't mention that his
Speaker 1: mustache looks like absolute shit, right right? What is going on?
Speaker 1: And so that's I guess it's a question that I
Speaker 1: have is like, yes, I'm viewing it through the lens
Speaker 1: of history. Uh, you know, obviously he ruined that look,
Speaker 1: but also like Michael Jordan tried to bring it back.
Speaker 1: Michael Jordan, you know, a very influential style stylistically, like
Speaker 1: my my shoes are all based on things Michael Jordan, Uh,
Speaker 1: you know, inspired. And when he tried to pull that
Speaker 1: shit off, everyone's like nope, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: can't do it. So I don't know, I guess I'm
Speaker 1: just like.
Speaker 3: How isn't Charlie Chaplin the og of that Chaplin?
Speaker 1: I guess Chap Chaplin's character, the Tramp, like actually inspired
Speaker 1: him to do it, to wear it. He was a
Speaker 1: big Chaplain fan, but like that was a character.
Speaker 2: Like there's a speculation of whether that actually inspired him
Speaker 2: or not.
Speaker 1: But yeah, there's a lot of like there's like all
Speaker 1: sorts of origin stories where they're like, Hill, they're a
Speaker 1: normal mustache, but then like world War two happened or
Speaker 1: World War one happened, and he his normal mustache couldn't
Speaker 1: fit under his gas mask. So he like like there's
Speaker 1: like a super super villain origin story for his stupid
Speaker 1: looking mustache, right, But I don't know if I buy
Speaker 1: any of that other than just that he thought it
Speaker 1: looked cool. And it.
Speaker 2: They're probably like, this guy is fucking out of his mind, Like,
Speaker 2: don't just you don't even bother bringing up the mustache?
Speaker 3: He kill you? Yeah, oh no, looks great, dude.
Speaker 1: Listeners who were around in World War Two, let us know,
Speaker 1: sound off in the comments. Did you reckon? Did you
Speaker 1: realize that shit looked stupid as hell at the three
Speaker 1: rocking the toothbrush mustache?
Speaker 3: Let us know?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I can't fully trust any historical account that
Speaker 1: doesn't open being like, well, first of all, the mustag,
Speaker 1: I mean the first thing you got to tell it.
Speaker 3: I mean he was going out in public looking like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, that's that's why underrated? What what's something, Miles?
Speaker 1: Do you think is overrated?
Speaker 3: Overrated? Two quick things?
Speaker 2: First of all, the Euros the European Championship tournament has
Speaker 2: kicked off in full swing.
Speaker 3: I cannot stand American commentary on international soccer like this happened.
Speaker 2: The first backlash was like in the two thousand and
Speaker 2: two World Cup, where like they had people like Alexi
Speaker 2: Lawless talking and everyone was like, get these fucking clowns off,
Speaker 2: like they don't know what they're talking about. They're mispronouncing
Speaker 2: all the names, they don't know any context, They just
Speaker 2: don't have nothing to offer. And this coverage has been
Speaker 2: kind of mixed. But this same guy, Alexi Lawless, I
Speaker 2: fucking hate this guy.
Speaker 3: Like he used to be the captain red Yeah, exact play.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he says some of the dumbest shit you've ever heard.
Speaker 2: Like there are times when, like the other people that
Speaker 2: are on the commentating desk, like there's like an English
Speaker 2: player named Daniel Sturage his face literally like implodes into itself.
Speaker 2: While this while Lawless is like giving a terrible take
Speaker 2: about the English national team where he has no perspective
Speaker 2: on anything like the highest level players, like fucking you
Speaker 2: know the thing MLS and I maybe he had played
Speaker 2: in Europe like once, but there's like this arrogance that
Speaker 2: like some of these American commentators that have that's so
Speaker 2: not earned, like the whip. I would rather hear like
Speaker 2: players from the women's national team because they actually are goaded,
Speaker 2: like they they've played at the highest levels, they've beat everybody,
Speaker 2: they've maintained like world championships. Those people I want to
Speaker 2: hear from, not Alexi Lawless to say some stuff.
Speaker 3: Like yeah, man, so you know, like I'm England. They
Speaker 3: gotta stop whining.
Speaker 2: They got so many good players, they they gotta be good.
Speaker 2: They shouldn't be bad. And you're like, what the fuck
Speaker 2: are you saying out loud? So that's my first thing.
Speaker 1: Quickly ESPN level like hot take hurry. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But it's like it's even worse because it's like, as
Speaker 2: it's being said, you're you're questioning if this person has
Speaker 2: even been alive and watching what like soccer for the
Speaker 2: last twenty years.
Speaker 3: What the fuck is he just saying right now.
Speaker 2: It's not even like, oh, you're doing that perspective on something.
Speaker 2: You kind of look at it and you're like, it's yeah,
Speaker 2: it's like an alien describing for the first time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And you're like, okay, this is confounding.
Speaker 1: The other thing is it's an alien describing eggs.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't know why, completing foreign scrambled eggs.
Speaker 3: I think it's.
Speaker 2: This morning h yeah, okay, And I was trying to
Speaker 2: describe it to him. Look, that's a lot of my
Speaker 2: personal lives coming out in this tick. And then the
Speaker 2: other thing is watching the young the youngs execute the
Speaker 2: Y two K aesthetic.
Speaker 3: I see it a lot on TikTok on Instagram.
Speaker 2: So many of them are just dressing up like Katie
Speaker 2: Perry or like Jersey Shore characters, and I'm like, Y
Speaker 2: two K is not that. Like, so first of all,
Speaker 2: I'm like, we're not defining Y two K correctly, Like
Speaker 2: that's I feel like the first season A Jersey Shore
Speaker 2: was two thousand and nine, so we're at the tail,
Speaker 2: like we're in the tens basically, And so I'm like, also,
Speaker 2: this is where.
Speaker 3: I'm like in my old head back.
Speaker 5: I'm like, you gotta Also, the young people need to
Speaker 5: think about where we were at mentally during this Y
Speaker 5: two K fashion era, you know what I mean, with
Speaker 5: the shiny suits, with the TLC fan mail futuristic outfits,
Speaker 5: with Missy Elliott's kind of thing with the matrix.
Speaker 3: We were completely like we were so.
Speaker 2: Excited about what the near future would bring that we
Speaker 2: were like, oh, we're basically in spaceships. The Internet completely
Speaker 2: blew our minds, like just in its very early period,
Speaker 2: like oh my god, all good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we hadn't realized there was a bad, a downside
Speaker 1: of the Internet yet.
Speaker 2: No, we were hugging our computers that like we had
Speaker 2: different fucking flavors depending on what color iMac you had.
Speaker 2: And we also loved our computers so much we thought
Speaker 2: that they could actually kill us in y two K. So,
Speaker 2: like we were into all these different futuristic textures. But
Speaker 2: I get that from the perspective of twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2: You look at this and you're like, yeah, just dressed
Speaker 2: like a chaotic drug addict, and that's that's kind of
Speaker 2: like the year two thousand look, And I'm like, no,
Speaker 2: it's more nuanced that way. But I also we do
Speaker 2: we were guilty of the same shit growing up too,
Speaker 2: when you like look back and like, oh, eighties style
Speaker 2: and you just wore like weird shit that was in
Speaker 2: your parents' closet without anything like coherent. So I get
Speaker 2: that we're playing with esthetic things. But part of me
Speaker 2: was like, immediately, but that's not what it meant.
Speaker 3: Back then.
Speaker 2: It wasn't just about wearing you know, uh, mixed textures
Speaker 2: and patterns and things with flashes and neon and something
Speaker 2: super baggy and wearing a pair of goggles on your head.
Speaker 3: It was it was there's more nuanced to it.
Speaker 1: So are you seeing kids wearing that ship like goggles with.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw some kids wearing I saw some kids
Speaker 2: wearing snoggles. Okay, it wasn't they didn't pull it off.
Speaker 2: It was like this kid was kind of in between
Speaker 2: Y two K and steampunk that I.
Speaker 3: Saw on the street.
Speaker 1: I mean good for him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I mean lean into it. But I'm just
Speaker 3: like part of me was like, oh it is I
Speaker 3: were you there, man, Yeah you weren't. Come on, sit
Speaker 3: around man. Let me tell you take a little about
Speaker 3: real quick man. So this game set radio fucked me up. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I did read that this was going to be one
Speaker 1: of your overrateds and took off my steampunk goggles and hey.
Speaker 3: You leather your leather bowler looks great though, thanks man.
Speaker 2: Was that dialysis tubing wrapped around the crowd?
Speaker 1: Cool man?
Speaker 3: Whatever? Whatever?
Speaker 1: Hey, I'm just going you can.
Speaker 3: Like you came bro.
Speaker 1: I guess overrated is like not for me, not drawing
Speaker 1: a clear line for my kids, like what they can
Speaker 1: say to me in public. So so this weekend both
Speaker 1: my sons were we were at Barnes and Noble at
Speaker 1: the Grove's picking up my Kennedy book and they were
Speaker 1: getting a book for We're about to take a trip.
Speaker 1: They each got a little book for the trip, and
Speaker 1: they were interrogating me, like Tom Cruise at the end
Speaker 1: of a few good men about whether, yeah, about whether
Speaker 1: Uranus is a gas planet because they think it's funny,
Speaker 1: And like, I think I've made that joke to them before,
Speaker 1: and it is confirm that Uranus is a gas plant.
Speaker 1: It's a simple question. I mean, oh, isn't isn't it
Speaker 1: true that then you recently.
Speaker 3: Told us protesting you much.
Speaker 1: I know you know the answer, so just answer it.
Speaker 1: And I'm like finet and they're like, motherfucker, just roasting
Speaker 1: me for having an anus that's the gas planet. First
Speaker 1: of all, I'm like, I pointed out to you that
Speaker 1: this was funny in the first place. You can't then
Speaker 1: use the stuff I teach you to bully me in public.
Speaker 1: But it was, uh, yeah, you.
Speaker 2: Were the other Were there other customers in the bookstore
Speaker 2: also laughing with them, Like.
Speaker 1: No, nobody was laughing. People people falling out of chairs
Speaker 1: as they're walking up to.
Speaker 2: The All right, let's uh, let's take a quick break
Speaker 2: and then we'll get into.
Speaker 1: Some of the news and we're back. We're back and
Speaker 1: all right, so over the weekend, we like to just
Speaker 1: catch up with what's Donald Trump's saying this time? Workshop
Speaker 1: and his material go. You know, well, the stuff that
Speaker 1: he's workshopped that works, like the shark versus electrocution motor. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he sticks with keeps using it's.
Speaker 2: Always something verse something. Yes, last week, shark versus electrocution.
Speaker 2: This week, I think it's people seeking a better life
Speaker 2: versus American people that live in the country already.
Speaker 1: Yes, versus UFC fighters. Oh oh, so he suggested having
Speaker 1: migrants battle it out in some kind of like blood
Speaker 1: sport for his amusement. Fuck yes. Brought it up, not once,
Speaker 1: multiple times over the weekend, including at a Christians at
Speaker 1: a Faith and Freedom coalition.
Speaker 3: Do you want to hear it? You want to hear
Speaker 3: the idea out loud real quick.
Speaker 1: I'll hear it.
Speaker 3: This is uh. I guess his grand idea.
Speaker 1: I told Dana White of UFC. I said, here's what
Speaker 1: we're going to do.
Speaker 6: You know, these are tough cookies coming.
Speaker 3: Into our countries. Here's what we're going to do.
Speaker 1: Jesus with prisons and mental institutions. I said to Dana
Speaker 1: White UFC.
Speaker 2: He's got like going on right now, is a good
Speaker 2: friend of mine. He pronounces like he's on like one
Speaker 2: of the Too Much Tuna guys.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know.
Speaker 6: What he said the other day, They said, who's the
Speaker 6: toughest person you've ever met?
Speaker 1: He said, definitely Donald Trump.
Speaker 3: He said, Doc, shut the up, No he's not.
Speaker 6: But I said, Dana, Dana, I haven't seen a Johns
Speaker 6: a lot of money. You're gonna go and start a
Speaker 6: migrant fight league migrants only migrants, and then at the
Speaker 6: end of the year, champion migrant is going to fight
Speaker 6: your champion. And I hate to tell you, Dan, I
Speaker 6: think the migrant might win.
Speaker 1: That's how tough they are.
Speaker 2: Wow, go quiet there, yeah, because everyone's like, they're like,
Speaker 2: but the Running Man was a commentary on our society.
Speaker 3: No, I think it should be real.
Speaker 2: I think it should be taken literally. That is so
Speaker 2: fucking vile. And this is again this we've heard reports about.
Speaker 2: This is what he's taking into the debate with Biden
Speaker 2: on Thursday, is he's this new thing is going to
Speaker 2: be all about how people who are immigrating here are
Speaker 2: dangerous and are killing people. And he's just again he's
Speaker 2: going for xenophobia to the fucking six six sixth power
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but holy shit, dude.
Speaker 2: And they're champion fights ores and it's like Game of Thrones,
Speaker 2: you know, there could be the mountain and someone's the
Speaker 2: sand snake or scorpion, whatever the fuck his name was.
Speaker 1: Fox and Friends called it a brilliant idea for his campaign,
Speaker 1: called Trump's self aware and modest. During the same segment
Speaker 1: talking about that, Yeah, yeah, that, they said, well, but
Speaker 1: tucked into it is something really important, which is, these
Speaker 1: guys are violent. Maybe you need Donald Trump to make
Speaker 1: sure those guys are out of the country. He's making
Speaker 1: making some really good points there. You have.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you've absolutely failed if your heinous idea for human
Speaker 2: interaction doesn't pass the Dana White test. Yeah, that guy
Speaker 2: doesn't give a fuck. This guy's a fucking mess. And
Speaker 2: he's like what he somehow survived putting his hands on
Speaker 2: his wife in public and people are like, I don't know,
Speaker 2: Dana's gonna Dana. This dude he recently, uh like, was
Speaker 2: on the Club Shasha talking about how being canceled was
Speaker 2: like being gay.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you can spousal abuse right like that.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, and he got and all kinds of violeshit theseis.
Speaker 2: But yeah, that was also one of the things with
Speaker 2: domestic violence. And this is his answer about like, are
Speaker 2: you afraid of being canceled?
Speaker 3: I equate it to being gay.
Speaker 1: Wow, think in life.
Speaker 2: Back in the eighties, if you came out and said
Speaker 2: you were gay, it could destroy your career, it could
Speaker 2: destroy imagine living a life where you can't be who
Speaker 2: you really are.
Speaker 1: Correct, it's correct, horrible thing.
Speaker 3: Ship I am who I am. If you like it
Speaker 3: or you don't like it, I don't give a fuck, right, brave, brave,
Speaker 3: he said, that's my that's your problem, not mine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, easy as a cis heat white guy. Okay,
Speaker 2: with billions of dollars, you know what I mean. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Like I'm being brave for being for not evolving with
Speaker 2: the times and holding onto archaic correct sharp Yes, the
Speaker 2: worst dude.
Speaker 3: He is the worst fucking interviewer. Wowhich unbelievable.
Speaker 1: That's wild. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Anyway, that's that guy who is being like it's like
Speaker 2: being gay in the eighties is a.
Speaker 3: Migrant fight club.
Speaker 1: Yeah but he yeah, even he even within the story
Speaker 1: by Donald Trump who said Donald Trump is the toughest
Speaker 1: guy he knows, which is again like Donald Trump takes
Speaker 1: things that people say to humor. Rich people, and he's like,
Speaker 1: this is a fact. Jack Dan White says, I'm the
Speaker 1: toughest dude out there that I could, which I just
Speaker 1: wish like he would believe it so much that he
Speaker 1: maybe got in the ring.
Speaker 2: Like I knew I was going to be president when
Speaker 2: I went to Disneyland and I went to the Sword
Speaker 2: in the Stone and I pulled the sword out of
Speaker 2: the rock. It doesn't come out for everyone, folks, only
Speaker 2: people that can be king. Arthur and I pulled it out,
Speaker 2: and then they said I could be king.
Speaker 1: And it's like very self aware and modest, great, great descriptions.
Speaker 2: It's the kind of a preschooler says after they went
Speaker 2: to like a like a character party, and it's.
Speaker 3: Like Batman told me I was stronger than him.
Speaker 2: Well that's not the you know what. Yeah, oh that's nice.
Speaker 2: You are stronger than Batman.
Speaker 1: Well, as we were looking at that clip, we couldn't
Speaker 1: help but notice that the number one trending thing right
Speaker 1: now is Dave Grol. Dave Grol of The Food Fighters
Speaker 1: of Nirvana. Dave, Dave, Dave.
Speaker 3: He's got another confession to make.
Speaker 1: You know you fucked up, Dave, right, you know, you
Speaker 1: know you fucked up.
Speaker 2: I don't know, ye, where are all these posts coming from?
Speaker 2: Are they from you?
Speaker 3: Your fans? Wow?
Speaker 1: Dave, you really uh kind of stepped in it and
Speaker 1: then rolled around in it, didn't you. It might be
Speaker 1: what you like on Dave?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: But yeah. So Taylor Swift the Era's tour hit London
Speaker 1: over the weekend and it was the first time. First
Speaker 1: of all Paul McCartney, Tom Cruise, Prince William I don't
Speaker 1: know who those people are, but like, apparently they're famous
Speaker 1: with some people. And also, of course, most importantly, Travis Kelcey,
Speaker 1: who donned a tuxedo and performed in the show for
Speaker 1: the first time. I don't I don't know what that means.
Speaker 2: I think as he went he was actually on stage
Speaker 2: this time, rather than being like in the on backstage.
Speaker 1: And he like he danced, is he?
Speaker 3: I don't know, I just heard he was on stage. Wow.
Speaker 3: I'm just mad.
Speaker 2: I don't have I'm not in a relationship like that
Speaker 2: that allows me to be in front of hundreds of
Speaker 2: thousands of people in a tuxedo.
Speaker 1: But Dan with a billionaire during her second night at
Speaker 1: Wembley Stadium, though the Foo Fighters were also in town,
Speaker 1: playing at London Stadium. I'm not sure which of those
Speaker 1: is bigger. Wait where was she? She was at Wembley.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Wembley's.
Speaker 3: Wembley is the biggest.
Speaker 1: Oh it's bigger, all right.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: London Stadium was made for the London Olympics and then
Speaker 2: now west Ham United plays there.
Speaker 1: So not very story to Dave. Is it now years old? Oh?
Speaker 1: Who can forget the twenty twelve Olympics? Cool? Cool, cool cool,
Speaker 1: You're a bolt. But he couldn't stop himself from mentioning
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift. He said, I tell you, man, you don't
Speaker 1: want to suffer the wrath of Taylor Swift and paused
Speaker 1: before rolling forward into something that was going to draw
Speaker 1: the wrath of Taylor Swift. We like to call our
Speaker 1: tour the Errors Tour. We've had more than a few eras,
Speaker 1: and more than a few fucking errors as well. Just
Speaker 1: a couple those words sound alike.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: And then here's where it gets interesting, he said, that's
Speaker 1: because we actually play live. What I just saying, You
Speaker 1: guys like raw live rock and roll music, right, Well,
Speaker 1: you came to the right fucking place. You just started
Speaker 1: like shredding a tonally. I didn't know how to play
Speaker 1: a right fucking placed. What the fuck, Dave? Now, I'm sure,
Speaker 1: I'm sure he shredded after that. He's a great musician, dude.
Speaker 2: Also, there's something kind of bummed me out about him
Speaker 2: being like, you guys like raw live rock and roll music, right.
Speaker 2: That just feels like I'm like, oh man, we know
Speaker 2: we're here for a concert, but like rock and roll
Speaker 2: doesn't have the same cachet that it did.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like rock and roll, right.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm just picturing Taylor Swift just smiling to
Speaker 1: herself a little bit and being like, Wow, this motherfuckers
Speaker 1: it doesn't know. Huh.
Speaker 3: Oh, so you want that?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: Might suck if the scaffolding fails at your next show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I don't need
Speaker 1: to make that happen because you're going to do the
Speaker 1: right thing, and you are going to kill yourself, Dave
Speaker 1: for that. Miss your dreams, Dave, I mean your dreams. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I like picturing her like j Edgar Hoover, just like
Speaker 1: she being like the only uh, you know, reasonable responsible
Speaker 1: thing for you to do would be u to kill
Speaker 1: yourself out of shame and embarrassment. I don't know that
Speaker 1: it's I'm sure this is going to cause a bigger
Speaker 1: backlash than it ought to, but mainly people are talking about,
Speaker 1: you know, Taylor Swift does use backing tracks and auto tuning,
Speaker 1: as does every major pop act, and I guess the
Speaker 1: Foo Fighters don't use backing tracks, but Dave girls also
Speaker 1: not performing choreographed dance moves while singing ever long.
Speaker 2: But I think the other thing is too His daughter
Speaker 2: got absolutely fucking dog piled for insinuating that Taylor Swift
Speaker 2: maybe doesn't take private jets, So I have a feeling
Speaker 2: he's like reference, He's like, you know, they came for
Speaker 2: his kids, so he's.
Speaker 3: Gonna be like, you know what.
Speaker 2: He alludes to this thing as a slight pushback, but
Speaker 2: not enough for it to be like it's It feels
Speaker 2: like part saltiness because you're kind of like this old
Speaker 2: rocker dude and you're seeing like how the industry might
Speaker 2: be changing in that sense, but also like your daughter
Speaker 2: also got you know, the they came for your daughter,
Speaker 2: so you're probably gonna defender.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that makes sense to me, And I
Speaker 1: don't know, it's probably good for both tours to be honest,
Speaker 1: which is important because I really do want Taylor Swift
Speaker 1: to continue to break all the records with her errors tour, you.
Speaker 2: Know, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, and for for for carbon emissions.
Speaker 2: I want that for you because what is it like
Speaker 2: one percent of travelers cause fifty percent of the emissions, Like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's it's pretty, it's pretty stark.
Speaker 3: But hey, Dave, roll, we love rock and roll. Man,
Speaker 3: keep doing your thing.
Speaker 2: Man, Just do ever long the acoustic version for me
Speaker 2: one time, please, Yeah, and everybody will will feel great.
Speaker 1: But point out her band is going to be planned
Speaker 1: live for you for three and a half hours tonight,
Speaker 1: not mentioning anybody's.
Speaker 3: Name, but yeah, but you'll get it.
Speaker 1: You know, you fucked up, Dave.
Speaker 3: You know you fucked up. Dave. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I call you David, Dave, David, I'm.
Speaker 3: Sorry, Dave. It's time for you to die.
Speaker 1: All right, Let's uh, let's take one more quick break
Speaker 1: and we'll be right back. And we're back.
Speaker 3: We're back man, We're back, man.
Speaker 1: And the real hot topic on the Internet this weekend
Speaker 1: was toilet stall etiquette m so a woman's post on
Speaker 1: Mum's Net. All right, Mum's netmums Net about uh lou
Speaker 1: etiquette has gone viral. She recounted a story about going
Speaker 1: to the bathroom at work, including she included a diagram
Speaker 1: helpfully in which three stalls are labeled A, B, and C,
Speaker 1: with A being the closest to the door and C
Speaker 1: being the furthest.
Speaker 3: And the bathroom relation where the sinks are too, very thorough.
Speaker 1: Diagram across from the stalls, so they're not. It's not
Speaker 1: one of those situations where you come in sinks over
Speaker 1: to the left and then you get the stalls right across.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's bathroom, bathroom.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, you walk in the door, miles, you go
Speaker 1: into the furthest stall just for poo pooh. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's why we're using this stall, right.
Speaker 2: I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.
Speaker 1: So she built into this is the assumption you always
Speaker 1: use the furthest from the door, that that is absolutely
Speaker 1: the case for me. I will if there's someone in
Speaker 1: the furthest one from the door, I might come back.
Speaker 1: I might go sit in my cubicle for you know,
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes, sweating uncomfortably, and just wait for that person
Speaker 1: to be done so I can there's there's something about
Speaker 1: being in that first first stall, like wear your shoes
Speaker 1: are the first thing they see upon entering.
Speaker 3: You always look at the shoes. I mean I always
Speaker 3: look at the entry. You always look at the shoes
Speaker 3: because you always.
Speaker 1: And then I make a note in my note tap
Speaker 1: to be like, Okay, here's how I know who was
Speaker 1: shitting earlier. Remember remember these shoes.
Speaker 2: Just so you know, fucking Jimmy director of the company,
Speaker 2: he has the fucking pants all that they're touching the
Speaker 2: ground on ankles, holding them kind of up there on
Speaker 2: the floor. Disgusting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but anyways, Uh so.
Speaker 2: See the furthest one is the furthest is the wall.
Speaker 1: She went in, No one's there. She goes in to
Speaker 1: see another person comes in, they go into b Now.
Speaker 3: Oh, didn't keep a buffer stall.
Speaker 1: Did not keep a buffer stall, she she wrote. I
Speaker 1: think that's madness and can't fathom why, out of the
Speaker 1: two remaining cubicles available. I love that she calls, uh,
Speaker 1: stalls where you ship cubicles, you'd opt to go into
Speaker 1: the one right next to someone. I get it, But
Speaker 1: for the aforementioned, I don't want my shoes to be
Speaker 1: the first thing that somebody sees when they walk into
Speaker 1: the bathroom like that's you might as well just like
Speaker 1: take the fucking stall down. Just be sitting there. You
Speaker 1: can see my shoes. Man, you're gonna know it's me.
Speaker 1: You're gonna know that I poop.
Speaker 2: All right here, I'll take a selfie and you under
Speaker 2: the stall what my face looks like? All right, there
Speaker 2: you go, Now you show me.
Speaker 1: This is I don't know why I have so much
Speaker 1: shame about the fact that I poop, because it turns out,
Speaker 1: according to some recent literature that in the in the
Speaker 1: children's book Variety, everybody poops.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I've dated a few people that swear
Speaker 3: they didn't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But for me, this is this is why. Again
Speaker 2: up top, I said, I don't understand the question. I
Speaker 2: won't respond to it because I will not use a
Speaker 2: public I will not I will not do number two
Speaker 2: in a public back, in a public restaurant unless I'm
Speaker 2: in Japan, Okay, Because you know, we're a shame based society,
Speaker 2: so the idea of hearing somebody blow a stall out
Speaker 2: is not like something we're into.
Speaker 3: Like there there's some toilets have a sound.
Speaker 2: It'll make a distraction sound while you're sitting on it
Speaker 2: because you don't want to, you don't want to contribute
Speaker 2: to this, this soundscapes of the of the restroom with
Speaker 2: your bodily functions. I'm always home field advantage. I've always
Speaker 2: my body is like that. Because for me, I think
Speaker 2: I just don't. Yeah, I think it's a like I
Speaker 2: just don't want anybody to have Jack Nicholson front row
Speaker 2: at the Lake Show tickets to me taking a.
Speaker 1: Ship, Yeah, because they do care like this is I
Speaker 1: feel like this is just left over for me being
Speaker 1: in high school. You know, this is just assumptions that
Speaker 1: I made when I was in high school, Like they're
Speaker 1: gonna care that I'm going to the bathroom and they're
Speaker 1: gonna tell everything you like date to the Frost Social.
Speaker 1: Upon re examining it, I'm like, oh, nobody gets your ship,
Speaker 1: literally no.
Speaker 3: But to be fair, you never walked in there.
Speaker 2: Somebody's doing a paint job, and if you're with a group,
Speaker 2: you're like, yo, somebody is doing an absolute paint job.
Speaker 1: In there right now and they're wearing beat up Jordan Ones.
Speaker 2: It's because I don't, I think, because I don't feel
Speaker 2: like I feel like you're you're being in there, you are.
Speaker 3: Now fodder for me to talk about.
Speaker 1: I just have to coming true.
Speaker 3: They are again, most.
Speaker 2: Of our fears are based on whatever screwed up reality
Speaker 2: we live in our own heads that you know, if
Speaker 2: you're actually reality tested, the ninety nine percent of the
Speaker 2: time is fucking nonsense.
Speaker 3: It's just in your own neurotic mind. But yeah, I
Speaker 3: get it.
Speaker 2: If you're if you're in the bathroom and you're trying
Speaker 2: to take a shit, you're like, Okay, maybe you could
Speaker 2: keep one between us, but at that point, like just
Speaker 2: do your shit and get out, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: So people are split on this. Some people agreed, saying
Speaker 1: that they try to leave a gap between stalls, while
Speaker 1: others said it just doesn't matter because there are quote
Speaker 1: no rules in public bathrooms. That implies like a international
Speaker 1: waters get out of the free mindset. That actually definitely
Speaker 1: explains some of the public bathrooms I've witnessed in my time.
Speaker 1: Like some people are like, here we go, this is
Speaker 1: my time to just get every stop.
Speaker 2: Up with paper towels, keep them running, have them overflowing,
Speaker 2: do it. No rules in here, I think at the
Speaker 2: end of the day, right, if you decide to move
Speaker 2: your bowels in the public restroom, you got it.
Speaker 3: The thing is those are there for everybody to do
Speaker 3: the same.
Speaker 2: So what difference does it make if someone's in the
Speaker 2: stall next to you or not, Like, just fucking golden
Speaker 2: there to do what you gotta do. Like, everyone has
Speaker 2: the right to take a dump in there, So don't
Speaker 2: act like you got to.
Speaker 3: Keep the one next to me open or whatever. Like, nah, man,
Speaker 3: just take your shit and move on.
Speaker 2: If you don't like it that much, reroute your brain
Speaker 2: wiring like I have, and you know, have bad digestive issues,
Speaker 2: and only go home.
Speaker 1: There are no rules in the part of the social
Speaker 1: contract is there are no rules and I can stand
Speaker 1: on the toilet seat and try to shit down into it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's part of the social contract.
Speaker 2: If there's no squatty potty, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: you kind of do have to stand on the edges
Speaker 2: of the bowl to get that posture.
Speaker 1: So and if I miss, that's on you. M literally
Speaker 1: all all right, Uh, what else is happening, Miles? We've
Speaker 1: got an ice hockey story. It's not often, you know,
Speaker 1: despite this being the game that you grew up playing
Speaker 1: loving the most years of in terms of organized sports, Yeah,
Speaker 1: the most most time I spent was playing ice hockey, Yes,
Speaker 1: and did.
Speaker 3: I watch it?
Speaker 2: Ever, No, I was one of those anomalous people who's
Speaker 2: like love to play watching it.
Speaker 1: Somethings follow the puck the game. Yeah, Oh, I didn't
Speaker 1: know the rules. You just came out and took swings
Speaker 1: at people.
Speaker 3: Oh it called me the grim reaperk I was just
Speaker 3: citing people down with the stick.
Speaker 1: So an amazing thing is happening in the NHL Stanley
Speaker 1: Cup Finals. So the Florida Panthers were up three to
Speaker 1: oh in the best of seven series.
Speaker 2: Hey, we know what that means in sports. In sports time,
Speaker 2: that's a wrap like blow.
Speaker 1: No team in any round of the playoffs and the
Speaker 1: NBA has ever come back from three to zero down.
Speaker 1: I guess it's happened in hockey before, but never in
Speaker 1: the finals. And this is the first time since nineteen
Speaker 1: forty five that a team has come back to tie
Speaker 1: a series after going down three games to zero in
Speaker 1: the Cup final. And only one team has ever won
Speaker 1: the Stanley Cup after such a comeback. Okay, so there
Speaker 1: one team has done that, but it hasn't not since
Speaker 1: nineteen forty five, which was a while ago. That was
Speaker 1: an era when people thought Hitler's mustache looked cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So they're up three to zero and then Donald Trump
Speaker 1: comes on the microphone of Truth Social and there's a
Speaker 1: little feedback. Then he says, wow, the Florida Panthers are
Speaker 1: a fantastic ice hockey team. There it is, that's all
Speaker 1: it takes. They're three to zero against the very good
Speaker 1: Edmonton Oilers from Canada. They're down one to zero tonight,
Speaker 1: but it's still early. Hopefully they will put them away.
Speaker 1: Very impressive. So the Panthers ended up losing that game
Speaker 1: eight to one, which isn't even like a hockey score.
Speaker 3: Yeah wow, Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then I haven't won a game since, which has
Speaker 1: led a lot of fans to suggest that Trump cursed
Speaker 1: the team.
Speaker 3: So what's the what's the series at now? How invested I?
Speaker 1: It's tied up, it's three to three games to night.
Speaker 1: We're providing a public service for listeners also just by
Speaker 1: letting you know, the very few of you who aren't.
Speaker 2: Huge the Canadian Gang, because I know there's Edmonton fans
Speaker 2: in the Zeitgang. So I hope y'all pull it off.
Speaker 2: Pull it off your thing. I love seeing history be made,
Speaker 2: will I watch, Probably not, but I believe.
Speaker 1: But this is a lot of people are like, all right,
Speaker 1: so Trump is kind of what what Ted Cruz is
Speaker 1: to various Texas sports.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Texas.
Speaker 1: Trump has been criticized for doing NFL teams in the past,
Speaker 1: when he I don't know, made friends with what was like,
Speaker 1: got the endorsement of the task, endorsement of Tom Brady
Speaker 1: and Robert Kraft and Bill Belichick, and then the Patriots
Speaker 1: proceeded to have a rough couple of years. But I
Speaker 1: don't know. If the Panthers lose tonight and enough people
Speaker 1: blame Trump, let's just we're grasping at straws here, folks,
Speaker 1: but we we don't want Lan twenty twenty five. What
Speaker 1: is it? Project product twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3: So yeah, Clan twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2: I think the yeah, may his powers wane.
Speaker 3: Yeah, at the very least the truth social that he truthed.
Speaker 2: It's like part it's like if you ask chat GPT to.
Speaker 3: Write a tweet in Magic Johnson's Twitter voice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, it is.
Speaker 2: The Florida Panthers are fan very going down against a
Speaker 2: very good Edmonton Oilers from Canada. They're down one oh tonight.
Speaker 2: It's it's almost exactly what a Magic Johnson tweet is,
Speaker 2: just like a word for word recap of the thing,
Speaker 2: the most basic thing that but he already knows happens. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 2: and with just a tinge of optimism with it, but
Speaker 2: literally describing what's happening.
Speaker 1: He tweets in a world where like Twitter doesn't exist
Speaker 1: essentially and like we're all just waiting for the sports
Speaker 1: page the next day to tell us what happened. And finally,
Speaker 1: Seinfeld keeps quote roasting anti war protesters in Australia. He's
Speaker 1: on his Australian tour and was once again interrupted by
Speaker 1: anti war protesters and judging from the headlines, he quote
Speaker 1: roasted them, which what an appropriate response.
Speaker 2: Yeah, to people who are there protesting genocidal activities and
Speaker 2: the killing of innocent people.
Speaker 3: Why don't you be quiet?
Speaker 1: Oh rot snap brod As. Yeah. So someone was, you know,
Speaker 1: calling for Palestine to be free, and his comeback was,
Speaker 1: I think you need to go back and tell whoever
Speaker 1: is running your organization we just gave more money to
Speaker 1: a Jew. That cannot be a good plan for you. You
Speaker 1: got to come up with a better plan, which implies
Speaker 1: that anyone expressing outrage over genocide are part of some
Speaker 1: coordinated organization that is purely motivated by anti Semitism.
Speaker 2: That's been the rhetorical strategy that's message at least.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you bet.
Speaker 2: You got to tell who's ever running your organism. I
Speaker 2: don't know the many people who we talk about this
Speaker 2: all the time, like the conspiracies around it can't be
Speaker 2: that so many people look upon the violence there and
Speaker 2: say like they're being paid or they're in some kind
Speaker 2: of kind of group called humans with eyes and empathy.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Wild wow.
Speaker 1: Well also described it as roasting when he like kind
Speaker 1: of got trumpion last week, similar incident he was interrupted
Speaker 1: during like.
Speaker 3: You're gonna be a beat up or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. He called the protester a moron, saying we
Speaker 1: have a genius ladies and gentlemen. Uh he solved the
Speaker 1: Middle East. Uh so he said, we have a genius
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. He saw the Middle East. Uh, it's
Speaker 1: the Jewish comedians, that's who we have to get. They're
Speaker 1: the ones doing everything. And the person continued to chant
Speaker 1: Palestine will be free. During their exit, the comedian added,
Speaker 1: go ahead, keep going, they're gonna start punching you in
Speaker 1: about three seconds, so I would try to get all
Speaker 1: of your genius out so we can all learn from you.
Speaker 1: It's a comedy show, you moron, get out of here,
Speaker 1: like she's in a good place.
Speaker 2: Yeah, also like way to like completely it's the fact
Speaker 2: that you have been such an outspoken supporter of the
Speaker 2: IDF and like we're doing like little military larpings with them.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's airplane.
Speaker 7: Yeah, come after me in the Jewish comedian who is
Speaker 7: like a cheerleader for what's happening, Like I did what
Speaker 7: way to contort things so you can just continue to
Speaker 7: be like yeah, yeah, I'm roasting you.
Speaker 1: You got roasted. It's just weird headline writing.
Speaker 3: This is also with everything that's happening too.
Speaker 2: They just killed one of the health ministers in Gaza
Speaker 2: and they're like, we've knocked a pillar out of their
Speaker 2: medical system. Is like what the idea after is like
Speaker 2: claiming there's there was footage of like an injured Palestinian
Speaker 2: in the West Bank that the soldiers put on the
Speaker 2: hood of their car and drove through where they're like
Speaker 2: you're like, are you using this person as a literal
Speaker 2: human shield or will you know again?
Speaker 3: A lot of people point at the headlines.
Speaker 2: They're like they strapped an injured man to the front
Speaker 2: of their car. It's like to dissuade people from attacking it,
Speaker 2: I believe in the same way.
Speaker 3: You are hurling claims of human shield use.
Speaker 2: This is such a fucking awful time, and you know
Speaker 2: not to just to turn the heat up a little
Speaker 2: more with everything that's heating up on the border between
Speaker 2: Lebanon and Israel, and we're moving like military infrastructure into
Speaker 2: the region because it's like, well, if something kicks off
Speaker 2: with Hesbula and Lebanon, the US might also dive in.
Speaker 3: Things are very not good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it should of course be really good for
Speaker 1: Donald Trump also.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, or I don't know, I mean thinking
Speaker 2: of how a lot of you know, the way power
Speaker 2: works in this country. It's like a war's great for
Speaker 2: an election, though, you know, maybe to stay in office.
Speaker 2: I don't the cynical thinking of these people. It's horrifying, but.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it just feels like maybe instead of framing
Speaker 1: this as Seinfeld roast Heckler's maybe the angle should be
Speaker 1: comedian laughs off mass murder, like literally, as this is happening,
Speaker 1: Israel just bombed a U n RWA camp, killing at
Speaker 1: least eight, which is one of the few means of
Speaker 1: providing aid to Gaza right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean yeah, you're not going to hear the
Speaker 2: media begin to shift in that sense. It's going to
Speaker 2: be because you can this the you know, mainstream media
Speaker 2: has cited with the take that at worst, it's like
Speaker 2: Isael could maybe be doing a little bit better here
Speaker 2: by protecting inn in people. But it's not going to
Speaker 2: be like and shame on them, shame on this comedian
Speaker 2: for laughing off the atrocities that are happening right right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's and yeah, they're alway they're just going to frame
Speaker 2: people who are outraged, as you know, as part of
Speaker 2: some kind of weird terrorist conspiracy or whatever the fuck. Yeah,
Speaker 2: very difficult to watch because you know, we're just just
Speaker 2: constantly getting the reminder a reminder that you know, especially
Speaker 2: this country is able to so quickly just determine who
Speaker 2: is human or who is not, or who determined or
Speaker 2: who is worthy of you know, respect or dignity at
Speaker 2: any level.
Speaker 3: So yeah, all right, but yeah, Jerry, yeah, dude, yeah, roast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, also to watch because we want them to get
Speaker 1: back to those hilarious jokes about how we scroll through
Speaker 1: our phones like a gay French king. You know, all
Speaker 1: latter day material so solid, all right, those are some
Speaker 1: of the things that are trending on this Monday, June
Speaker 1: twenty fourth. We are back tomorrow with a whole ass
Speaker 1: episode of the show. Until then, be kind to each other,
Speaker 1: be kind to yourselves, get your vaccines, get your flu shots,
Speaker 1: don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we will talk
Speaker 1: to you all tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Bye bye,